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Previously on Future Man...
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I'm gonna run this
through every DNA database
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in the world.
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Gonna run every name
that dealer gave us.
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Professor Karofsky,
I am, uh, Josh Pastman.
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There are people who want you dead.
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(yells)
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That's what's-her-name from Accounting.
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- I know these people.
- Biotics can be anybody.
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Every Biotic soldier
has a bomb implanted.
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It blows their head so
they can't be interrogated.
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- We need another time machine.
- Biotics have time machines.
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And we already know that
they're in the laboratory
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that you clean,
we just have to catch one.
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Okay.
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Separating Biotics from humans
is not going to be easy.
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I could go Call of Zion.
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It'd be messy but it could work.
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Can you get everyone
you work with in one room
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- that we could flood?
- No, I can't.
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Hm, can't or won't?
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Both.
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Guys, the whole point of this
was to get a Biotic alive
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and get it to tell us where its TTD is.
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Yeah, so we flush them out.
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Humans are weaker, so they die first.
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Biotics are left standing.
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We kill them all, except for one,
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deactivate its brain bomb,
then the torture starts.
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Isn't there something that we can do
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that's a little more
temporary, like, uh...
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like a light, non-lethal
dosage of poison or something?
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Well, Biotics, they
are immune to poison.
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We could gas the vents,
but I don't know,
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- it's too risky.
- Ingestibles are safer.
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This place is thick
with sewer mushrooms.
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Couple seconds after eating those,
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you puke, shit yourself,
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and pass out with no
memory of what happened.
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Learned that the hard way.
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- Twice.
- I don't know,
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too many variables,
they'd all have to be
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in the same room at the same time
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eating the same thing.
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♪
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Kronish Ball.
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Guys, the Kronish Ball.
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It's... it's our holiday party,
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it's coming up this weekend.
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Everyone gets dressed up.
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There's an open bar,
there's tons of food.
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And the best part?
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Kronish gives this big speech at the end
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and it finishes with everyone eating
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one of his Kronish balls.
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They're like little
chocolate truffle balls.
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That is stupid,
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even for the standards of this time.
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But the entire company has to be there.
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So any Biotics that are
hiding within the lab
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have to be there as well.
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If I can get the recipe
for the Kronish balls,
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do you think that we can
make a poisoned version
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and then just swap it in?
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- It's doable.
- Wolf, you're the poison guy.
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What do you know about cooking?
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Remove the hair, eat the meat.
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We can work with that.
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Tiger, you can go in
undercover as my date.
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It's like a companion.
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- Mate.
- Fine, yeah,
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I'll be your fucking date.
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(blows nostril)
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We might need some help.
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I've got to even it out.
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(blows other nostril)
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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Yeah, so...
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Tiger and Corey are part of
that job-training program
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at work where we help the homeless.
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They really just want to contribute
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to the party and just try to fit in
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the best they can.
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And both were in Afghanistan?
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Yes, the Taliban messed
them up pretty good.
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So they say a lot of things
that are pretty crazy,
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just try to ignore it.
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- He's touching the...
- Yeah, just... you've got to,
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- got to ignore it.
- Well, don't worry, sweetie.
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Back in the '80s,
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when your dad and I spent
that summer in the jungle,
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we saw a woman breastfeed a piglet.
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- Wow.
- Mm-hm.
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If we can handle that,
we can handle these two.
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I can't thank you guys enough,
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- I really owe you.
- You never owe us anything.
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Ever.
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Ooh!
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(kissing, sighing)
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I have that same shirt.
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And pants.
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♪
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(mechanized growl)
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♪
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(mechanized growl)
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♪
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(mechanized growl)
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♪
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(knocking)
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- Hey, Dr. Kronish.
- Well, if it isn't my savior.
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You know, it turns out
you were quite prophetic
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about those animal rights activists.
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Your methods were unorthodox but...
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appreciated.
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Yeah, uh, no problem.
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Hey, I just want to tell you,
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I'm really excited
for the upcoming party
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and I cannot wait
for those Kronish balls.
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Well, you'll have to roll
that excitement back.
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The balls have been bounced.
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- What?
- They're off the menu.
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Dr. Camillo scaled the whole party down
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after I gave away our research
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and cost the company billions.
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But the Dr. Kronish that I know
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would never let somebody
push them around like this.
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I don't know what Dr. Kronish
you're referring to.
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I'm just the face and lips
of this organization.
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Stu is the business brains.
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He's been on me for years
about the party anyway.
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He thinks the whole idea of
toasting with chocolate balls
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is silly... and it is.
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I mean, we're not Blapple,
known for fun and whimsy.
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We're curing STDs here.
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We should act like it, for God's sake.
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Don't forget to bring cash for the bar.
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Okay.
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♪
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Now, this ganache truffle
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that you want to make for the party,
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that, my friend, is
a bit of a tricky dish,
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even for a skilled chef like myself.
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So since we don't even
have the recipe yet,
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let's walk before we run.
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The omelet.
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Every chef must master it.
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So, get in there and beat those eggs.
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(shouting)
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Die, egg scum!
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Egg smash!
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(grunts)
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Your shell is weak!
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(panting)
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I meant, beat the eggs
in a bowl, with this.
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Hm.
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The antidote for failure is punishment.
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Son...
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I don't know how things
work out in the street,
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but in my kitchen,
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the only punishment for failure...
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(knife clanks)
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...is a hug.
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(sighs)
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Mm-hm.
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Hm.
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Hey!
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Josh! You're still here.
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- Why wouldn't I be?
- I thought you might have quit.
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A bunch of people left
and didn't even give notice.
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- Carl...
- Carl?
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- Wow, Carl's gone?
- Janis.
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- Janis?
- From Accounting.
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The girl with the pretty smile?
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(sharp thud)
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Oh yeah, no, I don't
think I ever met her.
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You also missed a full day
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of Dr. Camillo yelling at Dr. Kronish
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in front of everyone.
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What were you thinking, Elias?
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Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!
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Dr. Kronish does not deserve that.
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Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid man!
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Hey.
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Um, maybe we could try to cheer him up.
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Do you think you can give me the recipe
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for the Kronish balls?
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I'm not sure where
you're going with this.
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Well, they just took them
off the menu for the party,
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and I don't know,
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thought I could just,
like, surprise him,
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cheer him up.
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Oh, that's really thoughtful for a dude.
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You are a real Renaissance janitor.
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Feel like you could have said
"man" there, but I'll take it.
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I'll see what I can do about the recipe.
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Thank you.
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I'll email it to you tomorrow, man.
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Girl.
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Woman.
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Woman.
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Thanks.
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Mm.
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Now that the sauce is properly reduced,
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correct with salt.
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Let's just not waste any more gas here.
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Corey, if you add too much
or not enough of something,
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you won't get the flavor you want.
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So, too much salt?
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Cooking is about precision.
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A precise quantity cooked
at a precise temperature
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for a precise time equals
a chemical reaction.
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A whole new profile
of flavors is unleashed!
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Temperature creates a chemical reaction.
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Yes.
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Like making an arctic pulse ray.
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It uses supercharged Freon
to freeze your blood,
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killing you instantly.
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Cooking is... like making one of those.
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What did they do to you over there?
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♪
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Lawsuits... lawsuits pending.
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Ah ha!
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♪
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Bingo.
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Okay.
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Let's see.
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Okay, Janis.
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Let's see where the dots connect
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so I can smoke out the
rest of your Biotic powers.
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Show me all your secrets.
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- What are you doing?
- (exclaims)
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- Oh, uh...
- Why are you going
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through people's files?
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Oh, those, yeah... I, uh,
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you know, I... I didn't get
a chance to say goodbye
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to Carl and Janis before they left,
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so I wanted to find their addresses
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and send them a little goodbye card.
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You didn't even know
Janis's name this morning.
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Well, I knew her trash.
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To you, she's Janis;
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to me, she's yogurt cup,
banana peel, pretty smile girl.
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You shouldn't be going
through these people's files.
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It's like a serious invasion of privacy.
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Oh.
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I...
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Wow.
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Dr. Camillo's emergency
contact number is just 9-1-1.
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Oh no.
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Nobody loves that guy.
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He yelled away everybody in his life
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that could ever love him.
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"Joshua Sasha Futterman"?
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It's my grandmother's name,
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it's sentimental, please give me...
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Joshua Sasha Futterman,
Joshua Sasha Futterman.
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(speaking gibberish)
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I know, if we can't
read those kind of...
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Hey, back off, buddy,
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or else I'm going to rub
some tree nuts on you
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so you get "golf ball
size hives and welts."
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Okay, you know what, let's see what
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you're allergic to.
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Uh-oh, do not.
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00:10:34,794 --> 00:10:38,631
Nope, Miss Geri Elizabeth Lange.
266
00:10:38,715 --> 00:10:40,842
That's not that... that's
not that weird, I guess.
267
00:10:40,925 --> 00:10:44,262
Medical conditions.
268
00:10:44,345 --> 00:10:46,264
None.
269
00:10:46,347 --> 00:10:47,849
Allergies.
270
00:10:47,932 --> 00:10:49,601
♪
271
00:10:49,684 --> 00:10:52,687
- None. Damn it!
- Are you having fun?
272
00:10:52,770 --> 00:10:55,023
All right, how about another sriracheeto
273
00:10:55,106 --> 00:10:56,983
while we're at it?
274
00:10:57,066 --> 00:10:59,736
- No thank you.
- No?
275
00:10:59,819 --> 00:11:01,905
- What do you mean, no?
- I'm good, that is gross.
276
00:11:01,988 --> 00:11:05,450
No, a secret family recipe.
277
00:11:05,533 --> 00:11:07,619
Mm, real good.
278
00:11:07,702 --> 00:11:09,704
I should... I should probably get going.
279
00:11:09,787 --> 00:11:10,914
Mm.
280
00:11:10,997 --> 00:11:12,165
Yeah, me too, I got to
281
00:11:12,248 --> 00:11:14,500
clean these up and everything.
282
00:11:14,584 --> 00:11:17,795
♪ Vultures circle ♪
283
00:11:17,879 --> 00:11:19,088
♪ And you are the friend ♪
284
00:11:19,172 --> 00:11:20,715
- We could do one more.
- One more?
285
00:11:20,798 --> 00:11:21,758
- We're here.
- We could.
286
00:11:21,841 --> 00:11:22,967
We're in it.
287
00:11:23,051 --> 00:11:25,094
Let's do it, We could do one more.
288
00:11:25,178 --> 00:11:32,852
♪
289
00:11:32,936 --> 00:11:34,354
Hey, hey, hey.
290
00:11:34,437 --> 00:11:35,438
I got something for you.
291
00:11:35,521 --> 00:11:36,689
What did you do?
292
00:11:36,773 --> 00:11:38,900
These are noise cancelling
headphones, and look.
293
00:11:38,983 --> 00:11:41,110
I put Stu blockers
on them, so you don't...
294
00:11:41,194 --> 00:11:42,612
The police are here.
295
00:11:42,695 --> 00:11:43,780
What?
296
00:11:43,863 --> 00:11:46,807
They're looking for a Josh "Pastman."
297
00:11:46,849 --> 00:11:47,866
Oh, fuck.
298
00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:49,743
(police radio chatter)
299
00:11:49,826 --> 00:11:53,163
Why would you choose
such a stupid cover name?
300
00:11:53,247 --> 00:11:54,373
Fuck!
301
00:11:59,788 --> 00:12:02,233
You gotta be able to find me
an employee directory.
302
00:12:02,234 --> 00:12:03,254
We don't have any actually.
303
00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:04,701
I think I can find you one, though.
304
00:12:04,702 --> 00:12:06,677
♪
305
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,221
Okay, I have to get the
fuck out of here right now.
306
00:12:09,304 --> 00:12:10,973
Why is a cop looking for you?
307
00:12:11,056 --> 00:12:13,558
It's complicated, okay?
308
00:12:13,642 --> 00:12:15,143
Would you please
tell me what's going on?
309
00:12:15,227 --> 00:12:20,107
- I can't explain it right now.
- Josh, Josh, level with me.
310
00:12:20,190 --> 00:12:22,818
Look, okay, I'm mixed
up in some things that
311
00:12:22,901 --> 00:12:26,613
the cops just can't
understand right now, okay?
312
00:12:26,697 --> 00:12:29,866
But I swear to you, I did nothing wrong.
313
00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,702
♪
314
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,495
Can you please help me get out of here?
315
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:36,957
♪
316
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,334
You better be the fun kind of fugitive.
317
00:12:39,418 --> 00:12:45,757
♪
318
00:12:45,841 --> 00:12:46,675
Hey.
319
00:12:46,758 --> 00:12:48,385
Can I talk to you for a second?
320
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,053
I've got it this, thanks.
321
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,347
♪
322
00:12:52,431 --> 00:12:54,224
How can I help you,
Detective Skaarsgard?
323
00:12:54,308 --> 00:12:56,351
Earlier, you failed to mention
324
00:12:56,435 --> 00:12:59,062
that a Josh Futterman works here.
325
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:02,733
You asked about a Josh Pastman.
326
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:05,027
Oh, yeah, now I see it.
327
00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:08,030
Two days ago, there was
a shootout at a meth lab
328
00:13:08,113 --> 00:13:09,865
down on Seventh.
329
00:13:09,948 --> 00:13:13,117
Five wounded, critically.
330
00:13:13,118 --> 00:13:14,129
Whoa.
331
00:13:16,288 --> 00:13:17,205
Hm.
332
00:13:17,289 --> 00:13:18,582
(lid slams)
333
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:23,295
Man I'm looking for might
have something to do with it.
334
00:13:23,378 --> 00:13:26,715
He, uh, might also have something to do
335
00:13:26,798 --> 00:13:31,345
with a cop killing in 1969.
336
00:13:31,428 --> 00:13:33,263
That cop?
337
00:13:33,347 --> 00:13:38,060
My partner, Jorge Santiago.
338
00:13:38,143 --> 00:13:42,147
He left a widow,
belly swollen with child.
339
00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:44,483
♪
340
00:13:44,566 --> 00:13:48,195
The fuck do you people do here?
341
00:13:48,278 --> 00:13:50,363
Science.
342
00:13:50,447 --> 00:13:52,407
(lid slams)
343
00:13:52,491 --> 00:13:54,826
- Okay.
- Okay.
344
00:13:54,910 --> 00:13:58,288
I'm going to ask you again.
345
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:02,417
Where is Josh Futterman?
346
00:14:02,501 --> 00:14:04,211
I don't know.
347
00:14:04,294 --> 00:14:05,962
But I can tell you this:
348
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,130
Josh couldn't be involved
349
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,091
'cause he wasn't alive in the '60s.
350
00:14:09,174 --> 00:14:12,427
And he's kind of dopey
and charming, you know, like...
351
00:14:12,511 --> 00:14:13,678
but harmless.
352
00:14:13,762 --> 00:14:16,098
Like, not in an unattractive way.
353
00:14:16,181 --> 00:14:19,518
I used to know a guy a lot like that.
354
00:14:19,601 --> 00:14:22,854
My partner, Jorge Santiago.
355
00:14:22,938 --> 00:14:25,273
♪
356
00:14:25,357 --> 00:14:28,610
Tell your lover boy to give me a call.
357
00:14:37,619 --> 00:14:39,830
- (door slams)
- Oof!
358
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:43,667
(gasps, spits, coughs)
359
00:14:50,841 --> 00:14:53,468
There was a towel bin?
360
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:06,940
How is something so stupid so hard?
361
00:15:07,023 --> 00:15:08,942
Weight on your toe, not on your heel.
362
00:15:09,025 --> 00:15:11,611
And whatever you do, don't look down.
363
00:15:11,695 --> 00:15:13,321
I don't know why you
would wear something
364
00:15:13,405 --> 00:15:15,407
if they compromise your ability to move.
365
00:15:15,490 --> 00:15:18,326
Well, they tighten your tushie.
366
00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:21,663
- What?
- Your butt.
367
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:24,207
Everything you've been
telling me these past two days?
368
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,042
Paint my face, wear colorful garb,
369
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:29,254
put on those tiny fucking stilts?
370
00:15:29,337 --> 00:15:32,799
You've reduced me to nothing
more than a sewer clown.
371
00:15:32,883 --> 00:15:34,801
But look, Tiger.
372
00:15:34,885 --> 00:15:37,012
When I wear something like this,
373
00:15:37,095 --> 00:15:38,763
I feel beautiful,
374
00:15:38,847 --> 00:15:40,640
and confident and comfortable.
375
00:15:40,724 --> 00:15:41,850
I like the way I look,
376
00:15:41,933 --> 00:15:44,102
and I actually do it for myself.
377
00:15:44,186 --> 00:15:47,856
I mean, you know, sure,
Gabe appreciates it.
378
00:15:47,939 --> 00:15:49,858
He calls it "the sex dress."
379
00:15:49,941 --> 00:15:53,695
Actually, this is the best
way that I have found so far
380
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:57,032
to get him away from
those whale documentaries.
381
00:15:57,115 --> 00:15:58,867
Why, why is it so distracting?
382
00:15:58,950 --> 00:16:00,493
Well, because he's a man,
383
00:16:00,577 --> 00:16:03,705
and, I mean, you know how men are.
384
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:06,208
They think with their dicks.
385
00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:09,211
You know? I mean, not... not all men.
386
00:16:09,294 --> 00:16:14,299
But, uh... no, yeah, it is all men.
387
00:16:14,382 --> 00:16:18,970
So this dress can be
used to mind-control men?
388
00:16:19,054 --> 00:16:20,222
Yeah, and some women.
389
00:16:20,305 --> 00:16:21,598
But that's besides the point.
390
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,725
Look, if you don't feel
comfortable in those,
391
00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:25,268
then who cares what anyone thinks?
392
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:26,728
Why are you being so nice to me?
393
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,855
What is your fucking endgame, Diane?
394
00:16:28,939 --> 00:16:31,149
No, there is no endgame, Tiger.
395
00:16:31,233 --> 00:16:32,901
It's 'cause if someone or something
396
00:16:32,984 --> 00:16:35,403
is important to Joshie,
it's important to me.
397
00:16:35,487 --> 00:16:36,905
He is family.
398
00:16:36,988 --> 00:16:38,448
Yeah, well, I never had a family.
399
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,116
I mean, I had a ward
leader, but he was killed
400
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,868
trying to steal a sugar cube.
401
00:16:41,952 --> 00:16:43,495
I'm so sorry.
402
00:16:43,578 --> 00:16:46,373
It was my sugar cube.
403
00:16:46,456 --> 00:16:49,709
Well, you have got family
all around you here
404
00:16:49,793 --> 00:16:52,754
and I am not going
to let you fail, okay?
405
00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:54,047
I mean, look.
406
00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:56,716
If Joshie can learn to walk in heels,
407
00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:00,095
so can you.
408
00:17:00,178 --> 00:17:01,680
Come on.
409
00:17:01,763 --> 00:17:03,306
Yes!
410
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,558
My God, what have you done?
411
00:17:05,642 --> 00:17:07,686
This is a symphony,
each note is perfect.
412
00:17:07,769 --> 00:17:09,271
What is that, cardamom?
413
00:17:09,354 --> 00:17:10,522
Just a dusting, master.
414
00:17:10,605 --> 00:17:12,399
No, no, no, look at this reflection.
415
00:17:12,482 --> 00:17:13,733
There's the master.
416
00:17:13,817 --> 00:17:15,860
You have speed, skills,
but more than that,
417
00:17:15,944 --> 00:17:17,487
it's like you have something to say.
418
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,406
My mouth is all ears.
419
00:17:19,489 --> 00:17:21,825
I like cooking.
420
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,536
I've never seen someone
come so far so fast.
421
00:17:24,619 --> 00:17:26,580
You were meant for this.
422
00:17:26,663 --> 00:17:28,081
I've always been a soldier.
423
00:17:28,164 --> 00:17:29,457
Life made you a soldier.
424
00:17:29,541 --> 00:17:31,293
You were born to be a chef.
425
00:17:31,376 --> 00:17:33,962
- Maybe in another life.
- No, in this life!
426
00:17:34,045 --> 00:17:38,174
You don't have to go back,
they don't own you.
427
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:41,011
Do they? I'm not sure how
the Army works these days.
428
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,846
♪
429
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,598
This was a beautiful dream,
430
00:17:44,681 --> 00:17:46,850
but I don't give orders, I take them.
431
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:51,104
As soon as I have that recipe
and the mission is complete,
432
00:17:51,187 --> 00:17:52,856
it's over.
433
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,566
As long as we're still dreaming,
434
00:17:54,649 --> 00:17:57,110
how would you like
to learn to make a soufflé?
435
00:17:57,193 --> 00:18:03,742
♪
436
00:18:03,825 --> 00:18:05,410
Sweet or savory?
437
00:18:05,493 --> 00:18:10,332
♪
438
00:18:13,501 --> 00:18:15,295
Guys, guys, we're going to be late.
439
00:18:15,378 --> 00:18:16,880
These balls are going to kill.
440
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:19,299
No, but they are going to
make people shit themselves.
441
00:18:19,382 --> 00:18:21,593
Yeah, with delight!
442
00:18:21,676 --> 00:18:24,346
Okay, okay, great.
443
00:18:24,429 --> 00:18:26,848
Hey, hey, guys, we...
they're loading up the car,
444
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,975
we should probably get going.
445
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:36,024
Mom, what did you do to your hair?
446
00:18:36,107 --> 00:18:39,694
I just gave it a little Tiger stripe.
447
00:18:39,778 --> 00:18:42,113
Great.
448
00:18:42,197 --> 00:18:44,449
♪
449
00:18:44,532 --> 00:18:48,995
- Whoa.
- Oh, isn't she beautiful?
450
00:18:49,079 --> 00:18:50,455
Yeah, shockingly so.
451
00:18:50,538 --> 00:19:02,300
♪
452
00:19:02,384 --> 00:19:05,261
Remember, anyone who
doesn't puke is a Biotic,
453
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,763
so when the fighting starts,
454
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,223
you're going to need to take cover.
455
00:19:08,306 --> 00:19:09,724
It's hard enough to kill a perf,
456
00:19:09,808 --> 00:19:11,851
- let alone take one alive.
- Okay.
457
00:19:11,935 --> 00:19:14,437
(faint holiday party music)
458
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:22,737
♪
459
00:19:22,821 --> 00:19:24,406
There's Kronish, so play it cool.
460
00:19:24,489 --> 00:19:26,282
Your mother also trained me
in the art of small talk,
461
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,909
- so I got it.
- Okay.
462
00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,577
- Oh, Futterman!
- Dr. Kronish!
463
00:19:29,661 --> 00:19:33,248
- This party's really something.
- It's a fucking joke.
464
00:19:33,331 --> 00:19:35,208
Please, Marigold, not now.
465
00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:37,127
Give me a drink ticket.
466
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,087
You finished your allotment already?
467
00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:41,506
♪
468
00:19:41,589 --> 00:19:42,757
Take mine.
469
00:19:42,841 --> 00:19:46,636
Uh, Dr. Kronish, this is my date.
470
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:50,014
- Hello.
- Tyra Gerheart.
471
00:19:50,098 --> 00:19:51,641
Wow, what a party.
472
00:19:51,725 --> 00:19:54,269
You look like you've lost
a massive amount of weight.
473
00:19:54,352 --> 00:19:56,104
If that shake were any heartier,
474
00:19:56,187 --> 00:19:57,564
I'd have to call it a maul.
475
00:19:57,647 --> 00:19:59,441
(laughter)
476
00:19:59,524 --> 00:20:02,110
I'll be at the bar.
477
00:20:02,193 --> 00:20:04,279
Well, the wife is displeased
478
00:20:04,362 --> 00:20:06,740
with my gift to the
scientific community.
479
00:20:06,823 --> 00:20:10,034
I'll be paying for
that one for, oh, ever.
480
00:20:10,118 --> 00:20:12,620
Okay, well I do have a little something
to help cheer you up.
481
00:20:12,704 --> 00:20:14,080
It's not a billion dollars,
482
00:20:14,164 --> 00:20:16,040
however, I thought that it wouldn't feel
483
00:20:16,124 --> 00:20:21,921
like the Kronish Ball
without... a Kronish ball!
484
00:20:22,005 --> 00:20:23,715
Futterman!
485
00:20:23,798 --> 00:20:25,300
I'm touched.
486
00:20:25,383 --> 00:20:26,718
- You can't eat that.
- (screams)
487
00:20:26,801 --> 00:20:28,678
- Can't eat that right now.
- Why not?
488
00:20:28,762 --> 00:20:32,924
♪
489
00:20:33,008 --> 00:20:34,142
What the...?
490
00:20:34,225 --> 00:20:36,144
Here... don't!
491
00:20:36,227 --> 00:20:37,854
If you follow me,
I have a surprise for you
492
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,189
and I can explain everything.
493
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,815
Who is this?
494
00:20:42,233 --> 00:20:44,319
Oh, I haven't seen
a confectioner's dusting
495
00:20:44,402 --> 00:20:46,613
like this since my last trip to Belgium!
496
00:20:46,696 --> 00:20:47,822
(laughs)
497
00:20:47,906 --> 00:20:49,115
All right, you got the balls,
498
00:20:49,199 --> 00:20:52,035
what do you say you give the toast?
499
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:54,412
It's a nice gesture, Futterman.
500
00:20:54,496 --> 00:20:56,331
But Stu's on the warpath.
501
00:20:56,414 --> 00:20:57,248
A toast with these
502
00:20:57,332 --> 00:21:00,460
would be an outright declaration of war.
503
00:21:00,543 --> 00:21:03,087
Oh, what do we have here?
504
00:21:03,171 --> 00:21:05,089
You guys brainstorming new ways
505
00:21:05,173 --> 00:21:07,842
to set piles of money on fire?
506
00:21:07,926 --> 00:21:10,887
Oh, hell no.
507
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,847
You have got a lot of nerve, Elias.
508
00:21:12,931 --> 00:21:14,015
No, no, no, it was me.
509
00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:15,350
It was my idea to bring them.
510
00:21:15,433 --> 00:21:17,477
Even more nerve!
511
00:21:19,395 --> 00:21:22,148
That's for my yacht.
512
00:21:22,232 --> 00:21:24,150
That's for the helicopter
that was going to land
513
00:21:24,234 --> 00:21:25,568
on my yacht!
514
00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:28,655
This is for my seat at SpaceX!
515
00:21:28,738 --> 00:21:30,865
- First wife!
- Okay, okay, okay!
516
00:21:30,949 --> 00:21:35,244
Second wife! Mistress, mistress! Jetpack!
517
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:37,080
G5, G7!
518
00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:40,375
(shouting, grunting)
519
00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:43,545
Michael Jackson's catalogue!
Bobby's pre-school!
520
00:21:43,628 --> 00:21:45,505
Kids' therapy!
521
00:21:45,588 --> 00:21:48,800
Psycho's routine. Album.
522
00:21:48,883 --> 00:21:52,095
(grunting, panting)
523
00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:56,224
Well, Dr. Camillo.
524
00:21:56,307 --> 00:21:58,685
Fortunately, I have two balls left,
525
00:21:58,768 --> 00:22:00,645
which I intend to use right now.
526
00:22:00,728 --> 00:22:01,896
Last time I checked,
527
00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:04,566
you had 49 percent of the company.
528
00:22:04,649 --> 00:22:05,942
You're fired!
529
00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:07,235
You wouldn't dare!
530
00:22:07,318 --> 00:22:08,945
Now, if you'll excuse me,
531
00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:11,531
- I have a toast to give.
- No you don't!
532
00:22:11,614 --> 00:22:13,116
You need me, Elias!
533
00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:14,868
You are nothing without me!
534
00:22:14,951 --> 00:22:16,494
I can get you more balls, Dr. Kronish!
535
00:22:16,578 --> 00:22:18,454
It's not about the balls, son.
536
00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:21,374
Yes it is, it's all about the balls!
537
00:22:21,457 --> 00:22:28,131
♪
538
00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:31,134
What kind of monster would do this?
539
00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:33,678
Fuck this, back to Plan A,
Operation Gas Chamber.
540
00:22:33,761 --> 00:22:35,597
Oh, no, no, no, no; guys,
the toast is still on.
541
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:36,973
This plan's going to work, all right?
542
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:39,058
Wolf, I need you to make
150 more of these balls
543
00:22:39,142 --> 00:22:41,102
right now before Kronish gets up there.
544
00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:43,271
You talking about a Quickfire challenge?
545
00:22:43,354 --> 00:22:45,356
The quickest.
546
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:48,693
Okay, and Tiger?
547
00:22:48,776 --> 00:22:51,321
- I need you to take someone out.
- Done.
548
00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:54,407
♪
549
00:22:54,490 --> 00:22:56,159
Stop what you're doing!
550
00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:58,202
We're making 150 ganache truffles
551
00:22:58,286 --> 00:22:59,579
in the next 10 minutes.
552
00:22:59,662 --> 00:23:01,748
Those aren't even on the menu, dude.
553
00:23:01,831 --> 00:23:05,460
♪
554
00:23:05,543 --> 00:23:10,214
I know some... no, all of you
don't want to be here tonight.
555
00:23:10,298 --> 00:23:11,215
No shit.
556
00:23:11,299 --> 00:23:12,717
You should.
557
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,011
Cooking is a privilege.
558
00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:18,640
Tonight, I want you to
remember your first chop.
559
00:23:18,723 --> 00:23:20,099
♪
560
00:23:20,183 --> 00:23:22,393
Your first reduction.
561
00:23:22,477 --> 00:23:26,439
Tonight, I want you to be heroes...
562
00:23:26,522 --> 00:23:28,524
nay, gods.
563
00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:31,736
Better than gods, chefs!
564
00:23:31,819 --> 00:23:33,655
So bring me your butter,
565
00:23:33,738 --> 00:23:36,032
bring me your Valrhona chocolate,
566
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:38,826
and bring me your...
567
00:23:38,910 --> 00:23:41,079
(liquid trickling)
568
00:23:41,162 --> 00:23:43,665
...heavy cream.
569
00:23:43,748 --> 00:23:47,710
Fuck you, Elias, fuck you, Elias.
570
00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:50,296
I'm the king of the microphones!
571
00:23:50,380 --> 00:23:53,841
Okay, so that drunk ass
over there is Stu Camillo.
572
00:23:53,925 --> 00:23:56,844
Can't make a speech
without one of these babies!
573
00:23:56,928 --> 00:23:58,577
I need you to neutralize him.
574
00:23:58,602 --> 00:23:59,656
Copy that.
575
00:23:59,681 --> 00:24:02,308
Commencing Operation Whale Documentary.
576
00:24:02,392 --> 00:24:04,727
- Fuck you!
- What?
577
00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:06,169
(music, party chatter)
578
00:24:06,253 --> 00:24:08,564
Somebody is using this shit
and it's not me.
579
00:24:13,778 --> 00:24:14,946
Hey.
580
00:24:18,491 --> 00:24:21,869
Can I, uh, buy you a drink?
581
00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:28,084
Geri.
582
00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:29,544
Geri.
583
00:24:29,627 --> 00:24:30,837
Geri!
584
00:24:35,091 --> 00:24:37,844
♪
585
00:24:37,927 --> 00:24:38,886
Your girlfriend's
586
00:24:38,970 --> 00:24:40,096
very beautiful.
587
00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:41,055
Girlfriend?
588
00:24:41,139 --> 00:24:42,390
No, no, no, it's nothing like that,
589
00:24:42,473 --> 00:24:44,142
she's not my girlfriend,
okay, she's someone
590
00:24:44,225 --> 00:24:45,435
that I work with, okay?
591
00:24:45,518 --> 00:24:47,729
It's more like a
partnership than anything.
592
00:24:47,812 --> 00:24:49,188
There's nothing romantic at all.
593
00:24:49,272 --> 00:24:51,733
Dude, I just saw you holding her hand.
594
00:24:51,816 --> 00:24:54,861
Yeah, but that's not what it looks like.
595
00:24:54,944 --> 00:24:56,404
Okay, that woman in there?
596
00:24:56,487 --> 00:24:57,405
She's used me.
597
00:24:57,488 --> 00:24:59,574
She's endangered my life
and to be honest,
598
00:24:59,657 --> 00:25:01,576
I don't even think she
likes me as a person.
599
00:25:01,659 --> 00:25:03,202
With any luck, she's
going to be gone soon.
600
00:25:03,286 --> 00:25:05,288
Like, really really far away forever.
601
00:25:05,371 --> 00:25:06,539
Josh, I don't really know you
602
00:25:06,622 --> 00:25:08,750
and you definitely don't know me, so...
603
00:25:08,833 --> 00:25:12,045
just let's not, okay?
604
00:25:14,464 --> 00:25:15,631
(door closes)
605
00:25:15,715 --> 00:25:28,102
♪
606
00:25:28,186 --> 00:25:29,562
Divine.
607
00:25:29,645 --> 00:25:32,648
You know this needs to chill
for five hours, right?
608
00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:34,567
Leave that to me, Damian.
609
00:25:34,650 --> 00:25:38,279
♪
610
00:25:38,362 --> 00:25:41,074
(sparking, crash)
611
00:25:41,157 --> 00:25:46,287
♪
612
00:25:46,370 --> 00:25:47,830
Don't stop stirring!
613
00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:50,083
I want a texture of pure velvet!
614
00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:53,878
♪
615
00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:02,220
Lurking outside of a
bathroom is not a good look.
616
00:26:02,303 --> 00:26:04,722
Wait, I do know you.
617
00:26:04,806 --> 00:26:06,849
Okay, look, I know that you always cut
618
00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:08,684
the plastic soda rings that you have
619
00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:10,394
so that way, the fish don't choke.
620
00:26:10,478 --> 00:26:11,604
Which is so thoughtful.
621
00:26:11,687 --> 00:26:13,272
And I also know that
you're really funny,
622
00:26:13,356 --> 00:26:14,899
because you always make those doodles
623
00:26:14,982 --> 00:26:16,818
of possums probing scientists.
624
00:26:16,901 --> 00:26:19,320
Are you looking through my trash?
625
00:26:19,403 --> 00:26:20,822
Yes.
626
00:26:20,905 --> 00:26:22,156
No.
627
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,241
Sort of.
628
00:26:23,324 --> 00:26:24,784
But I've learned things.
629
00:26:24,867 --> 00:26:27,245
Like, you're really caring.
630
00:26:27,328 --> 00:26:30,081
You know, like, you write
thank-you notes by hand.
631
00:26:30,164 --> 00:26:31,582
No one does that.
632
00:26:31,666 --> 00:26:34,502
And you're super, super creative.
633
00:26:34,585 --> 00:26:38,005
You take the most boring
everyday sandwich wrapper
634
00:26:38,089 --> 00:26:41,676
and you make it into
an origami masterpiece.
635
00:26:41,759 --> 00:26:43,094
I keep all of them.
636
00:26:43,177 --> 00:26:44,971
Like the crane, the dragon boat.
637
00:26:45,054 --> 00:26:46,848
I'm going to go ahead and stop you.
638
00:26:46,931 --> 00:26:50,560
You're walking a razor's edge
between creepy and romantic.
639
00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:53,563
♪
640
00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:55,606
Which... which way am I leaning?
641
00:26:55,690 --> 00:27:04,490
♪
642
00:27:04,574 --> 00:27:06,492
Stop looking through my trash.
643
00:27:06,576 --> 00:27:07,535
- Deal.
- Okay.
644
00:27:07,618 --> 00:27:09,162
Yeah.
645
00:27:09,245 --> 00:27:13,541
♪
646
00:27:13,910 --> 00:27:16,371
- (utensils clinking glasses)
- Can I get everyone's attention please?
647
00:27:16,420 --> 00:27:17,503
Oh my God.
648
00:27:17,528 --> 00:27:18,725
I can't miss that toast.
649
00:27:18,750 --> 00:27:20,464
- I can't miss that toast!
- Let's give it up for Dr. Kronish.
650
00:27:20,548 --> 00:27:21,716
You can't miss the toast?
651
00:27:21,799 --> 00:27:22,758
No, I can't!
652
00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:24,719
Uh, I'm sorry, I have to...
653
00:27:24,802 --> 00:27:25,803
I've got to go.
654
00:27:25,887 --> 00:27:27,471
I'll talk to you later!
655
00:27:29,390 --> 00:27:33,561
Uh, I didn't think I'd be
making this speech tonight.
656
00:27:33,644 --> 00:27:34,896
You shouldn't!
657
00:27:34,979 --> 00:27:37,356
Ladies and gentlemen,
my... my wife, Marigold.
658
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,067
♪
659
00:27:40,151 --> 00:27:42,403
The sun is not setting on Kronish Labs.
660
00:27:42,486 --> 00:27:43,446
Where are the balls?
661
00:27:43,529 --> 00:27:45,323
There's still work to be done.
662
00:27:45,406 --> 00:27:47,575
The people who milked possums yesterday
663
00:27:47,658 --> 00:27:50,953
will be milking possums tomorrow.
664
00:27:51,037 --> 00:27:54,957
You're a hard man
to find, Mr. Futterman.
665
00:27:55,041 --> 00:27:59,545
Or should I call you Mr. Pastman, hm?
666
00:27:59,629 --> 00:28:04,675
♪
667
00:28:04,759 --> 00:28:07,345
If this arctic pulse ray doesn't work,
668
00:28:07,428 --> 00:28:10,097
we're all going to die.
669
00:28:10,181 --> 00:28:13,935
(whooshing roar)
670
00:28:15,811 --> 00:28:17,229
Shut up.
671
00:28:17,313 --> 00:28:18,821
You desire me.
672
00:28:18,948 --> 00:28:20,024
Yeah.
673
00:28:20,107 --> 00:28:22,068
And your desire for me makes you weak.
674
00:28:22,151 --> 00:28:23,444
♪
675
00:28:23,527 --> 00:28:24,779
So weak.
676
00:28:24,862 --> 00:28:26,113
The real value of this company
677
00:28:26,197 --> 00:28:27,865
is not in its stock price
678
00:28:27,949 --> 00:28:30,409
but in its employees.
679
00:28:30,493 --> 00:28:33,037
And I've been inspired
by someone who has courage
680
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:34,246
and speaks the truth
681
00:28:34,330 --> 00:28:36,040
and is as kind and thoughtful
682
00:28:36,123 --> 00:28:37,959
as anyone that I've ever met.
683
00:28:38,042 --> 00:28:40,711
I didn't shoot any fucking meth dealers!
684
00:28:40,795 --> 00:28:42,213
All right, I'm 23 years old.
685
00:28:42,296 --> 00:28:43,881
How could I have possibly
killed your partner
686
00:28:43,965 --> 00:28:46,133
the night of the moon landing?
687
00:28:46,217 --> 00:28:50,012
I never said "night
of the moon landing."
688
00:28:50,096 --> 00:28:53,432
I want you to lick
every drop of chocolate
689
00:28:53,516 --> 00:28:56,352
off your hands while I watch.
690
00:28:56,435 --> 00:29:01,983
♪
691
00:29:02,066 --> 00:29:04,235
So let us one and all
692
00:29:04,318 --> 00:29:06,153
raise a ball.
693
00:29:06,237 --> 00:29:12,410
Next year, Kronish Labs
will go down in herpstory!
694
00:29:12,493 --> 00:29:14,495
And...
695
00:29:14,578 --> 00:29:17,326
(makes satisfied noises)
696
00:29:17,327 --> 00:29:19,582
Rich and velvety
with light notes of caramel.
697
00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:23,045
Mm, yes, isn't that good?
698
00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:27,841
Delicious! Ugh. You dog on tasty balls!
699
00:29:27,842 --> 00:29:29,552
(Kronish laughs) Merry Christmas to all!
700
00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:34,265
♪
701
00:29:34,348 --> 00:29:36,434
All right.
702
00:29:36,517 --> 00:29:40,104
What do you want me to lick next?
703
00:29:40,187 --> 00:29:41,731
(stomach rumbles)
704
00:29:41,814 --> 00:29:43,649
Uh-oh.
705
00:29:45,192 --> 00:29:46,986
- You're going to need this.
- Hey, my coat!
706
00:29:47,069 --> 00:29:49,864
(retches)
707
00:29:49,947 --> 00:29:52,199
(coughs)
708
00:29:52,283 --> 00:29:54,660
♪
709
00:29:54,744 --> 00:29:56,412
So good.
710
00:29:56,495 --> 00:29:59,582
I earned it.
711
00:29:59,665 --> 00:30:01,751
Mm, damn.
712
00:30:01,834 --> 00:30:05,880
Vengeance isn't the only
thing that tastes sweet.
713
00:30:05,963 --> 00:30:08,966
(stomach rumbles)
714
00:30:09,050 --> 00:30:10,801
(groaning)
715
00:30:10,885 --> 00:30:14,889
Oh, vengeance isn't sitting so well.
716
00:30:14,972 --> 00:30:16,432
(flatulence rippling)
717
00:30:16,515 --> 00:30:18,893
Uh, Detective, I'm really
sorry about all this,
718
00:30:18,976 --> 00:30:20,686
and I'm sorry about your partner
719
00:30:20,770 --> 00:30:22,605
and his pregnant wife!
720
00:30:22,688 --> 00:30:26,776
Belly swollen with child!
721
00:30:26,859 --> 00:30:30,654
(Christmas music, retching)
722
00:30:32,740 --> 00:30:34,700
♪ Come on, it's lovely weather ♪
723
00:30:34,784 --> 00:30:37,870
♪ For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
724
00:30:37,953 --> 00:30:40,998
♪ Outside the snow is falling
and friends are calling ♪
725
00:30:41,082 --> 00:30:43,709
I'm Icarus!
726
00:30:43,793 --> 00:30:47,254
Kenneth, from Payroll!
727
00:30:47,338 --> 00:30:49,673
Jim and Donna, from HR?
728
00:30:49,757 --> 00:30:54,887
♪
729
00:30:54,970 --> 00:30:56,889
Striking cane block!
730
00:30:56,972 --> 00:31:02,269
♪
731
00:31:02,353 --> 00:31:03,813
Crystal amber shield!
732
00:31:03,896 --> 00:31:08,109
♪
733
00:31:08,192 --> 00:31:09,944
Brain freeze!
734
00:31:10,027 --> 00:31:11,570
♪
735
00:31:11,654 --> 00:31:14,615
Clear!
736
00:31:14,698 --> 00:31:16,325
(thudding)
737
00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:28,587
♪
738
00:31:28,671 --> 00:31:30,214
Cunt punt!
739
00:31:30,297 --> 00:31:33,509
♪
740
00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:35,344
Table throw!
741
00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:38,597
♪
742
00:31:38,681 --> 00:31:40,182
You're doing a great job, keep it up!
743
00:31:40,266 --> 00:31:41,725
Fuck you!
744
00:31:41,809 --> 00:31:44,979
♪
745
00:31:45,062 --> 00:31:47,398
Oh, God!
746
00:31:47,481 --> 00:31:48,649
(screams)
747
00:31:48,732 --> 00:31:49,775
Wrist bite!
748
00:31:49,859 --> 00:31:51,443
Paring knife!
749
00:31:51,527 --> 00:31:53,988
Clear. Keep that one alive.
750
00:31:54,071 --> 00:31:56,824
♪
751
00:31:56,907 --> 00:31:58,367
Kronish!
752
00:31:58,450 --> 00:32:04,248
♪
753
00:32:04,331 --> 00:32:05,666
You're coming with us.
754
00:32:05,749 --> 00:32:07,334
Fuck you, resistant scum!
755
00:32:07,418 --> 00:32:13,674
♪
756
00:32:13,757 --> 00:32:16,218
Son of a perf cock!
757
00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:18,345
He landed right on that lower-case T.
758
00:32:18,429 --> 00:32:20,222
We're out of Biotics.
759
00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:22,266
Guys, there's one more down here!
760
00:32:22,349 --> 00:32:33,944
♪
761
00:32:34,028 --> 00:32:36,488
No, please tell me you shat your dress.
762
00:32:36,572 --> 00:32:44,580
♪
763
00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:46,373
No, no, no, no, no!
764
00:32:46,457 --> 00:32:50,461
♪
765
00:32:50,544 --> 00:32:53,464
(scuffling, struggling)
766
00:32:53,547 --> 00:32:58,469
♪
767
00:32:58,552 --> 00:33:01,597
(grunting)
768
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,224
Shit, this is nuts.
769
00:33:03,307 --> 00:33:13,108
♪
770
00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:14,693
Bye-bye, brain bomb.
771
00:33:14,777 --> 00:33:21,200
♪
772
00:33:21,283 --> 00:33:23,202
(screaming)
773
00:33:23,285 --> 00:33:25,120
♪
774
00:33:25,204 --> 00:33:27,665
(clattering)
775
00:33:27,748 --> 00:33:38,592
♪
776
00:33:38,676 --> 00:33:39,677
(timer beeping)
777
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,262
She's going to detonate!
778
00:33:41,345 --> 00:33:43,722
(timer beeping)
779
00:33:43,806 --> 00:33:52,189
♪
780
00:33:52,273 --> 00:33:53,440
(sharp thud)
781
00:33:53,524 --> 00:33:54,984
(exclaims)
782
00:33:55,067 --> 00:33:57,278
Finally found a use for those things.
783
00:33:57,361 --> 00:33:59,280
♪
784
00:33:59,363 --> 00:34:01,198
(monitor beeps)
785
00:34:01,282 --> 00:34:02,783
She's alive, but we got a problem.
786
00:34:02,866 --> 00:34:04,410
- What, is she going to pop?
- Not yet.
787
00:34:04,493 --> 00:34:05,911
Didn't get a clean hit.
788
00:34:05,995 --> 00:34:08,872
Bomb's delayed, not deactivated.
789
00:34:08,956 --> 00:34:11,417
- Cool move, though.
- How long until her head blows?
790
00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:12,918
28 minutes.
791
00:34:13,002 --> 00:34:15,963
♪
792
00:34:16,046 --> 00:34:17,840
I really thought she liked me.
793
00:34:17,864 --> 00:34:20,564
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794
00:34:20,568 --> 00:34:23,559
♪