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Previously on Future Man...
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What happened, you spaz
out playing Biotic Wars?
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Smash your joystick again?
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Santiago!
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(grunting)
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Thanks to you I've made
all my research public.
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Time to die, Dr. Death.
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♪
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Wait, that's Carl, he's human!
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I know these people, I work with them!
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Of course you do,
Biotics could be anybody.
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That's what makes this so fucked up.
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♪
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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Shit, shit, shit, shit!
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Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
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- Stop shitting!
- Fuck, fuck!
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Why didn't the game say they were human?
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Because we didn't want to humanize them!
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What's with their nutsack faces?
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That's biomembrane,
it helps them heal faster.
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- Why'd you block our shot?
- Oh my god,
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those are people that
I fucking work with.
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Barely people, they're grown in labs!
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Why the fuck did you block our shot?
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Because killing Kronish
won't help, all right?
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His research is already out there,
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the cure can come from anyone!
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Yeah, because of you, you dick weevil.
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- Are there more of these things?
- Absolutely!
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Hit it!
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Sleeper agents, they knew
he came back to 2017,
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they sent them earlier
to hide in plain sight.
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- That's kind of cool I guess.
- Let's just leave them here.
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No, no, guys, you can't
just leave them anywhere.
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You can't leave anything
from the future in the past,
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especially not these genetically
perfect mutant creatures
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with nutsack membrane faces!
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If these things got into
the wrong hands who knows
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what kind of future
you guys would have left.
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Come on, this is Time Travel 101.
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Okay, then how do we get rid of them?
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(heavy breathing)
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Oh, fuck.
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I think I know how.
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(fire crackling)
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Why is this human body
disposal unit so small?
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Well, it's really only designed
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for incinerating dead possums.
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Dr. Kronish's big breakthrough came
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from studying their DNA.
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I guess there's something super special
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about their ejaculate.
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How do they die?
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Well, sometimes the lab techs need
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a lot of their ejaculate,
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so they stimulate the possum
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and make it cum more than natural,
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and I guess they push it too far,
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and the possum cums to death.
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How often does that happen?
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Often enough we had
to get an incinerator.
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Huh.
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Well...
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Let's get to it.
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♪
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I can't watch this anymore.
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Hey.
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You better fucking watch this, okay?
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Because you need to know
how to take out these perfs.
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Perfs?
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We call these genetically
perfect assholes.
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Not so perfect anymore!
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All right, what was this one's name?
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I don't know, I never talked with her.
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She's just so pretty.
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Yeah, they're all fucking
pretty on the outside.
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I always called her Pretty Smile Girl.
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All right, imagine this,
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Pretty Smile Girl, she's coming at you
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and all you have is your shredder blade.
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You stab Pretty Smile Girl in the liver.
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That's a fucking kill.
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You stab Pretty Smile Girl
in the heart, that's a kill.
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But Pretty Smile Girl's head?
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You're going to want to be real careful
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of Pretty Smile Girl's head.
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Can we please just leave
Pretty Smile Girl's head alone?
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No.
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Every Biotic soldier has a
bomb implanted in their head.
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If a Biotic's about to be
captured, they trigger this.
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Brain bomb.
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It blows their heads so
they can't be interrogated.
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It also sends a distress
signal to the future
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telling the Biotics
to send reinforcements.
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I really feel like you should've
included that in the game.
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That's why we spend
a year of combat-training
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just learning how to stab right there.
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It won't kill them,
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but it does disable the bomb.
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Noted.
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One more for the gobulator.
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♪
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Are you sure that's safe?
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Fuck you think a gobulator does?
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♪
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(flames roaring)
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All right, Wolf, fire up the TTD.
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Let's go back to earlier today
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before Future Man fucked everything up.
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Take out Kronish.
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No, no, you guys don't get it.
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Kronish has been doing this
research his entire life.
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Okay, even if you went
back and killed him,
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somebody else could just
pick up where he left off
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and the cure would still be created.
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I mean, the only way
you could be sure is to...
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I don't know, you'd have to do
a full-on Terminator thing.
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Go back and stop him
before he was ever born.
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Or we kill him when he's one
of those little baby things.
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No, absolutely not,
you cannot kill a baby.
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- They're invincible?
- No, they are helpless
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- and they're very soft.
- Perfect, easy kill.
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Yeah, give us a date.
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- That fucker!
- What?
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The TTD got damaged in the fight.
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Shit, that's not a lot of Cameronium.
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Maybe enough for one
more jump if we're lucky.
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What the hell is Cameronium?
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It's the fuel the TTD runs off of.
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Talk about Time Travel 101.
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All right, this is what we do.
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We use our last jump, we go
back, we kill baby Kronish.
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That, that is the new mission.
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No, no!
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Killing a baby is absolutely wrong
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and it makes us the monsters.
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Agree to disagree, give us a date.
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I don't know when he was born.
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Wolf, choke it out of him.
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- Gladly.
- No, no, no, no.
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No, no!
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If you can't jump back to your time,
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then you'll never know if your mission
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was a success or not.
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What if killing Kronish
doesn't actually work?
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- It'll work.
- Are you sure?
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Don't you want proof?
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I mean, what do you even
really know about time travel?
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Do you know about multiverses?
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Or alternate realities?
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Or what about time loops?
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Because if you're wrong
about one of those things
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then your mission will
be a complete failure
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and you'll be stuck in the past forever.
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Fine, we'll find more Cameronium here,
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and then we are going back
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and we're killing little baby Kronish.
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Where's the closest Cameronium outpost?
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I just told you I don't even
know what Cameronium is.
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It's biofuel, it's been around forever.
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- What's it made of?
- I... plants, I don't know!
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You tell us, you're the scientist.
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You work in a laboratory.
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That's your science wand.
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(fire crackling)
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What is your job here?
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A fucking janitor?
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Do you know who's a janitor
where we come from?
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- A robot?
- Nobody!
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Because in a battle of survival,
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no one gives a dick about clean floors!
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I knew he wasn't the savior,
I knew it the minute
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he jizzed all over my torso!
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- I can still help!
- No, no, no.
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You can't, we don't need you.
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You get in the way, you're weak,
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you fucking inspired Kronish
to share the cure!
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And on a personal level,
I'm not sure I like you.
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You're off the team, Futterman.
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Even your name's a disappointment.
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Guys, don't do this!
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- Where are you going?
- To finish the mission without you.
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You're covered in brains!
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Eat a dick!
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(door creaking)
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♪
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♪
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(indistinct conversations)
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♪
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Keep your eyes peeled
from a Cameronium outpost.
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- Call 911.
- I want one of those.
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(horns honking)
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Best cock I've ever eaten.
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♪
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Hey, we're in luck.
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Green plus of Cameronium, see?
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We don't need that idiot.
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♪
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- Where's the Cameronium?
- I already told you,
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the most powerful stuff we
have is the Godfather OG Kush.
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It doesn't get any stronger than that.
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(crashing)
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Cameronium is way stronger,
it'll skull-fuck
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your fucking OG Kush
to another dimension.
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Hey man, I'd love to try it sometime.
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If you track it down, hit me up.
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Go easy on those macaroons, dude.
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- Those are 20 mgs of pot.
- Huh?
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(sirens wailing)
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Shit, last thing we
need is more dead cops.
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More?
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♪
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♪
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(horns honking)
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Hey, what are you doing?
Get off the street!
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♪
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Okay, we can rule out the green truck
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as a Cameronium source, but I just...
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Owl said that no matter
what time we were in,
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we'd be able to find it.
What would Owl do if he were here?
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Nothing.
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Biotics put a merm in his
head and ate his brain.
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I watched him die.
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Yeah, I know, Wolf, I was there.
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Oh, oh, you're talking pre-merm Owl.
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Fuck yes, I'm talking pre-merm Owl.
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You know what's crazy?
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We're time travelers.
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What the fuck is wrong
with you right now?
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Why are you acting like
you're drunk off piss wine?
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Why are you acting so mean?
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Are you like actually mad,
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or are you just joking mad?
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You need to focus!
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We are in a time that
we know nothing about.
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Maybe sending a video game
back in time to find
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humanity's savior was, like, a bad plan.
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Oh my god, you're not helping.
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You're just fucking shoving
street cock in your mouth
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and looking at your hands
for 45 minutes.
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- That cock was so delicious.
- You're going soft on me.
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Do you realize it's just us now?
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We're the only ones left.
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I need you to stay hard.
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- I am hard.
- Rock hard?
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So god damn fucking hard solid.
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- Solid as a fucking rock?
- Yeah!
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Then prove it.
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Eat that rat.
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♪
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God, this is so disgusting.
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Get the fuck out, no,
you're not allowed.
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Back up from whence you came.
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This is the command center
for the resistance.
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- Please, listen.
- No, there's no Futtermans
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allowed, there's no janitors allowed,
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there is no one shorter
than us allowed down here.
262
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,646
Okay, I know that you're
like super pissed
263
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,648
at me right now, but I have an idea
264
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,316
and I swear to you it's going to work.
265
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,567
We've got this shit figured out,
266
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:15,985
we're fine without you.
267
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,154
We've got a plan, we're
rolling out a new plan.
268
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,782
We've got a lot of leads,
Wolf has some leads.
269
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:24,077
- Wolf?
- I don't have any leads.
270
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,955
Guys, please, let me back on the team.
271
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,039
Get cleaned up.
272
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:30,291
I know where to get more Cameronium.
273
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:33,211
♪
274
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,675
I don't remember buying
this, then I realized
275
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,970
- it was my dad's Fleshlight.
- Oh, that makes sense, yeah.
276
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,305
And nothing's changed here, okay.
277
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,890
Well, look who's back again.
278
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,351
You break another joystick
playing Biotic Wars or...?
279
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,353
Uh, no, I stopped playing.
280
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:54,524
Those characters were so unrealistic.
281
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,943
Boing.
282
00:12:57,026 --> 00:13:00,613
Hey, you're still dating that,
like, chemist guy, right?
283
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:03,157
- The professor dude?
- Lyle?
284
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:06,577
No, we broke up, I call
him Professor Ex now.
285
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:07,745
That's funny.
286
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,622
Was it like a bad messy kind of breakup
287
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,499
or the kind where you
could like casually
288
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,001
put me in contact with him?
289
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,419
No, I mean, I hate him, he used to wear
290
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:17,005
a button-down shirt every
time we fucked, I hate him.
291
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,965
- Why do you ask?
- Oh, no, nothing.
292
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,050
I just, I started taking these classes
293
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:24,637
at a community college,
and my first assignment
294
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:27,473
actually was to interview
a chemist and I thought...
295
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,475
Oh yeah, what community
college are you at?
296
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:33,771
Uh, it's the California
Community College.
297
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,535
Oh yeah, I've literally
never heard of that
298
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:36,858
community college in my life.
299
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,985
It's good, yeah, it's good.
300
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:44,407
Hey, can I help you?
301
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,868
I can't imagine a situation
where you could.
302
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,829
Oh, nice, the game's afoot.
303
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:52,415
I've got to say, this
is a pretty dope cosplay.
304
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:55,668
What is this, Armor Craft
Foam or Wonderflex?
305
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,421
It's titanium PX3900 exoshield.
306
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,715
Bulletproof, laser-proof, claw-proof.
307
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,050
Oh, you're funny, I like that.
308
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,427
Don't touch me, don't ever touch me.
309
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,637
Shopkeep, I have some questions
310
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:09,599
about this little boy's
murder simulator.
311
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,642
I'm with a customer.
312
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:15,438
Anyway, you gonna hit up
Dragon Con this year or what?
313
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,732
I swear to you, it's a real school!
314
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:20,443
Oh yeah, what's the mascot
for your real school?
315
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,653
It's a real bird!
316
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,405
You're a terrible liar like Pinocchio,
317
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,532
and Pinocchio was wack.
318
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:29,744
(screaming)
319
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,037
Ow!
320
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,789
Why would you talk to someone
321
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,207
who doesn't want to talk to you?
322
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,709
Because I'm a guy, okay, just let me go!
323
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,252
Futterman, you know this chick?
324
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,505
No, no, I don't.
325
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:44,008
Fine, fine, next time he loses the arm.
326
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,510
Wait a second.
327
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:49,555
♪
328
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:52,725
Did you hire like a super
strong hooker to dress up
329
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,685
like the girl from Biotic Wars?
330
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,270
No, I actually didn't.
331
00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,022
What a nasty freak he is.
332
00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,232
She doesn't even look like her.
333
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,650
Okay, you know what, we're wasting time.
334
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,527
Whoa, no, stop, he's going to have
335
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:03,820
a conversation over here real quick.
336
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:07,657
What the fuck, man?
337
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,868
Okay, look, for the first time ever,
338
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,787
my life has meaning.
339
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,123
Okay, I have found a true purpose.
340
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:19,210
I can help a lot of people,
but in order to do that
341
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,629
I believe it is vital
for me to get in contact
342
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:24,799
with your ex for my quest.
343
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,592
What do you say?
344
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,761
- Oh, wow.
- He's pretty stupid.
345
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,304
- Yeah.
- He's pretty stupid.
346
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,431
It's really like... like you had me
347
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,267
and then you just totally lost me.
348
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,350
You know what, fuck it.
349
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:36,853
I'm just going to tell
you guys the truth, okay?
350
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,980
I beat the Biotic Wars
and it turns out that game
351
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,023
was actually a simulator
sent back from the future
352
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,900
to find humanity's savior, which is me,
353
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,569
and now our time machine
is all out of fuel
354
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,154
and we need to find more,
which is why I hope
355
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,655
your ex can help us get more fuel.
356
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,323
So, that's it, all the fate of humanity
357
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:52,702
depends upon this moment
right here and now.
358
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,832
Why didn't you just open with that, bro?
359
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,375
Yeah, come on, we're here to help.
360
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,919
- Get that address.
- For real?
361
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:05,506
Here's Lyle, I hope he can help.
362
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,008
Great, thank you.
363
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,509
Yeah, good luck saving humanity.
364
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:09,569
Thank you very much.
365
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:10,928
- Get that time travel juice.
- All right!
366
00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:13,556
- Hey guys, let's go!
- All right.
367
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,183
See you guys, come on, let's go.
368
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,977
- All right.
- Freak.
369
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,645
He is totally going to kill somebody.
370
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,147
Hopefully Lyle.
371
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,440
See, I got us the address, guys.
372
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,025
Aren't you glad I'm back on the team?
373
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,861
Your cover story fell apart
like a shit in your hands.
374
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,362
Well, like you could
do any better, Wolf.
375
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:31,449
I could, I'm better
than you at everything.
376
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,534
Man, what's with this negativity?
377
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,912
Like, that plan totally worked,
we're like a dream team,
378
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,371
- guys, come on.
- You're back on the team
379
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:40,333
on a provisional basis only,
please remember that.
380
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:43,419
Yes, Tiger, you've made
that abundantly clear to me.
381
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:46,714
Look, can you please put on Mom's coat?
382
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,675
- You look really ridiculous.
- What?
383
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,678
Come on, Wolf's rocking
my dad's shit too.
384
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,305
- Here.
- Fine.
385
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,349
Only because you got us the address.
386
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:59,560
And a ride to the address.
387
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:00,686
- Futterman?
- Right here.
388
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:03,022
All right, let's go, team.
389
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:06,234
♪ I wear my sunglasses at night ♪
390
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,569
Pilot, what is this music?
391
00:17:08,659 --> 00:17:11,370
I think it's Corey Hart.
392
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,157
I like Corey Hart.
393
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:16,077
Wolf likes something, turn that shit up.
394
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,578
All right!
395
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:21,249
♪ I wear my sunglasses at night ♪
396
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:25,711
♪ So I can, so I can ♪
397
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:26,963
No, no, no.
398
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,673
You're off the mark, Corbin.
399
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,091
I need you to go back
to the drawing board,
400
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,093
have a sandwich, just start over.
401
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,387
- Excuse me?
- Professor Karofsky.
402
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:38,933
Hi, I am Josh Pastman from Kronish Labs.
403
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:39,934
Um...
404
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,436
- This is my assistant, he's...
- Corey Wolfhart.
405
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,439
That's quite a grip, Mr. Wolfhart.
406
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:46,899
You can let go.
407
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,401
And this is my other assistant...
408
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:52,697
Tiger, I'm his mission commander.
409
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,283
I swear, it feels like it sometimes.
410
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,118
Tiger?
411
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,287
Yeah, that's her Burning Man name.
412
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:03,291
Huh, I'm never more myself
than when I'm at the Burn.
413
00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,793
Namaste, what can I help you with?
414
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,196
Well, basically over at the labs,
415
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,171
we've got this special
piece of equipment
416
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,799
that utilizes a very unique biofuel
417
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,260
and unfortunately, the manufacturer
418
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,928
is kind of jamming us up right now,
419
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,430
and we were hoping you
could take a look at it,
420
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,140
tell us what it's made of, and you know,
421
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,684
maybe where we can find some more of it.
422
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:25,730
Home Depot or Lowe's or some other...
423
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,523
Listen, kid.
424
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:31,360
I would love to help you
solve your work problem
425
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:36,157
for no compensation, but...
426
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:40,077
- That's a biofuel?
- That's correct.
427
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:44,540
♪
428
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,876
What kind of machine did you say
429
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,211
you were running with this?
430
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,839
It's like a centrifuge.
431
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:55,468
- What kind of centrifuge?
- Uh, it's a big one.
432
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,220
All right, what's it made of?
433
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:02,850
Looks like microorganisms
living in salt water.
434
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,686
Okay, let me run this
through the calorimeter.
435
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:15,571
♪
436
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,824
(buzzing and glass breaking)
437
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,452
Hachi machi.
438
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,329
My equipment here is a bit rudimentary.
439
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,206
So I'm going to take this in the back
440
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:28,042
and run some more advanced
tests, wait here.
441
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:31,712
No, we are not letting
that out of our sight.
442
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:34,382
Because it's very, very important to us.
443
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:35,549
It's the last bit of our fuel,
444
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,718
so we'd love to come with you.
445
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:40,388
Okay, it's a clean room back there
446
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,848
and I only have two hazmat suits.
447
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:46,727
So the tennis pro is going
to have to wait here.
448
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,774
- Stay hard.
- I am hard.
449
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,484
Yeah.
450
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:58,823
♪
451
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,951
(singing in foreign language)
452
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:30,354
♪
453
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:34,108
You know, the reason I got into biofuel
454
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:37,153
is because I knew that climate change
455
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,697
would bring about the annihilation
456
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,991
of the entire human species.
457
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,702
Climate change, he could
not be more wrong.
458
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,787
You call yourself a Burner?
459
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:49,457
People like you are the
reason that my department
460
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:52,042
gets no funding, the
reason that my girlfriend
461
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:56,130
left me because my
canola oil powered moped
462
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:59,967
isn't sexy enough for her.
463
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:01,594
Who cares if it's sexy?
464
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,637
You are the reason I've had to do
465
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:07,975
so many unsavory things,
which I'm not proud of,
466
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,393
to keep my research going.
467
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,520
Tiger, Tiger. He's a bad guy.
468
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:15,107
But this, this is the energy solution
469
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,777
that I've been looking
for my entire life.
470
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:21,322
♪
471
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:24,617
This changes everything.
472
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,161
♪
473
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:31,207
Now...
474
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,459
you are going to tell me
475
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,795
everything you know about this.
476
00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:37,922
No more lies.
477
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:39,715
Great work, janitor.
478
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:48,057
♪
479
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,267
That fucker!
480
00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:53,103
Yeah, get it in! Oh!
481
00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:55,564
It's like macaroons for my nose!
482
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,358
Oh, what's this stuff called again?
483
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,735
That's meth, baby, that's meth!
484
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:03,155
Meth, meth!
485
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:05,741
Oh, I could nose-eat
10 pounds of this stuff!
486
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,827
Whoa, whoa, whoa, take it easy, kid!
487
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,310
You're going to blow up your heart!
488
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:12,206
Oh, how do I get more,
how do I get more?
489
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,416
Where's it come from, what is it?
490
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:17,044
Tell me everything you know!
491
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,213
Tell me everything you know.
492
00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:21,340
- We found it.
- Where?
493
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:24,844
I don't know, you're a
smart guy, you tell us.
494
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,887
At first I thought, "Looks familiar."
495
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:30,140
Bioluminescent organisms
have been around forever,
496
00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:34,144
but then this shit broke my calorimeter.
497
00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:36,814
Do you have any idea how many
joules it takes to do that?
498
00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:39,316
- A ton?
- Try a fuck ton.
499
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:43,070
Something like this can only
evolve under immense pressure.
500
00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:46,407
I'm talking hadopelagic pressure.
501
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,325
I don't know what that means.
502
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:51,745
Of course you fucking don't, nimrod.
503
00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:54,832
This is the bottom of the ocean,
504
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:57,668
and this is where this shit lives.
505
00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:00,087
Now, how the fuck did you two yahoos
506
00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:02,923
get your hands on it
unless somehow you found
507
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:06,635
the keys to the most advanced
submersible ever built,
508
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,639
which I doubt very highly,
because you don't even
509
00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:11,140
seem to know what a centrifuge is.
510
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,809
It spins.
511
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,603
Morris.
512
00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:18,355
- The kombucha, please.
- Kombucha?
513
00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:20,691
Now if you thought store-bought kombucha
514
00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:24,028
tasted like shit, wait until you get
515
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:27,781
your taste buds on my
homebrew, Mr. Pastman.
516
00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:29,116
You're gonna love it.
517
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:31,160
(laughing)
518
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,786
You're not, which is why I laugh.
519
00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:34,663
It tastes like shit,
I already said that.
520
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:35,789
Let's go!
521
00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:37,791
And thus, in many ways, the drug trade
522
00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:41,170
represents capitalism
in its purest form.
523
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,338
Make sense?
524
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:45,883
Nothing has ever made
more sense in my life.
525
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:49,011
- I got to go tell Tiger.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy.
526
00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:51,680
You're not going anywhere.
527
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,432
I'm not?
528
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,935
♪
529
00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:58,979
(laughing)
530
00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:14,453
♪
531
00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:17,539
(sputtering)
532
00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:20,125
(coughing)
533
00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:21,502
No more, please!
534
00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:24,588
I can't take it,
it's too... it's too tart!
535
00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:25,839
Please, Tiger, what the fuck?
536
00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:28,926
All right, okay, everybody
stop horse-dicking around.
537
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:30,511
Where can we get more of this fuel?
538
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:33,347
Are you on fucking peyote, Tiger?
539
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:37,685
- There is no more of this fuel.
- Fuck.
540
00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:39,168
I mean, if there was any more of it
541
00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:41,063
we wouldn't be here, would we?
542
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,607
So tell me where the fuck you got it.
543
00:24:43,691 --> 00:24:46,068
Morris, 'buch him.
544
00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:48,112
No, no, wait, wait, it
came from a time machine!
545
00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:49,697
It came from a time machine, okay?
546
00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:51,490
Oh good, thank you.
547
00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:54,535
Great, now we know it
came from a time machine.
548
00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:56,120
Fantastic, I've always wanted one.
549
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:58,998
Can you get another time machine?
550
00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:00,708
Because if you can't, you'll be drowning
551
00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:02,418
in lemon zinger momentarily.
552
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,211
Morris, the zinger.
553
00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:06,964
Actually, we can get
another time machine.
554
00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:08,549
You've been a very helpful nerd.
555
00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:10,217
This was a great idea.
556
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:14,263
♪
557
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,431
Awesome.
558
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,516
(explosion)
559
00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:21,103
♪
560
00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:22,813
Hard enough for you?
561
00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,958
♪
562
00:25:24,959 --> 00:25:28,736
Oh, come on.
You call yourself an adversary?
563
00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:30,320
Let's do this!
564
00:25:30,404 --> 00:25:32,573
(yelling)
565
00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:37,369
♪
566
00:25:37,453 --> 00:25:39,747
No!
567
00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:43,083
♪
568
00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:46,378
Get over...
569
00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:47,921
Yeah!
570
00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:51,601
♪
571
00:25:51,645 --> 00:25:53,269
Oh no, you don't!
572
00:25:58,514 --> 00:26:01,268
So long, suckers!
573
00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:03,604
(screaming)
574
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:08,233
(grunting)
575
00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:12,780
Get off... Get...
576
00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:14,823
Fucker's got some fight
in him after all.
577
00:26:16,450 --> 00:26:19,161
(shouting)
578
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:20,684
- Should I jump in?
- No, no, no, no.
579
00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:22,956
I think he's got this.
580
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,209
Yeah, rip his fucking throat out!
581
00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:28,295
(grunting)
582
00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:30,464
Or at least try to rip
his fucking throat out.
583
00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,219
Let go, let go!
584
00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:39,765
Ow.
585
00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,767
- Okay.
- Ah!
586
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:46,313
- Yeah!
- Yeah.
587
00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:47,856
All right.
588
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:50,317
Where...
589
00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:54,321
Ah, I got it!
590
00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:57,157
Kicked his ass, woo!
591
00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:59,993
Yeah, it was the um, the saddest,
most boring fight
592
00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:02,246
I've ever seen, but you
did do it, Futterman.
593
00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:04,206
You're back on the team.
594
00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:05,707
I'm back on the team?
595
00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:08,502
Oh my god, thank you,
I will not let you down.
596
00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:10,337
I will... I'll do whatever you need.
597
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:11,713
That is great news,
because we might need
598
00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:13,382
a human target for the next mission.
599
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,801
- You'd be perfect.
- What?
600
00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:17,261
You heard what the
window-faced man said.
601
00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:19,888
We need another time machine.
602
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:22,057
Biotics, Biotics have time machines.
603
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:23,851
Yes, and we already know that
they're in the laboratory
604
00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:27,229
that you clean, so we
just have to catch one.
605
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,690
- Okay.
- Great fucking plan!
606
00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:32,526
Who's up for a charge down?
607
00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:35,737
I'll take either, or both.
608
00:27:39,616 --> 00:27:42,661
(scanner chatter)
609
00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:55,757
♪
610
00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:57,551
Hey, good news, old man.
611
00:27:57,634 --> 00:27:59,761
Sketch just came back of the perps.
612
00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:02,514
Let me see that.
613
00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:05,976
(laughing)
614
00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:07,561
What do you think, Skarsgaard?
615
00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:09,646
Does that look like the
chick that punched you?
616
00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:11,773
(laughing)
617
00:28:11,857 --> 00:28:15,944
You know what this sketch is missing?
618
00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:20,616
The corpse of my partner,
Jorge Santiago.
619
00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:23,702
His widow behind him weeping,
620
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:28,290
belly swollen with child.
621
00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:31,418
Wow, really took the fun out of that.
622
00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:34,630
Come on, we've got Pastman,
we combed this place.
623
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:37,633
Well, you better get a new comb.
624
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,177
Shit, is that a purple hair?
625
00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:43,430
- Lucky break.
- Hey, you spend 48 years
626
00:28:43,513 --> 00:28:45,557
chasing every shadow and whisper,
627
00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:49,311
then talk to me about luck, punk.
628
00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:50,604
I'm going to run this through
629
00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:55,233
every DNA database in the world.
630
00:28:55,317 --> 00:28:56,860
Going to run every name
631
00:28:56,944 --> 00:29:00,072
that dealer gave us.
632
00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:03,700
Yeah, I'm coming for you.
633
00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:05,786
♪
634
00:29:05,869 --> 00:29:07,877
You and me.
635
00:29:07,970 --> 00:29:10,040
I'm coming for you.
636
00:29:10,064 --> 00:29:12,434
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637
00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:15,725
♪