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‐ Previously on Future Man...
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JOSH: In Haven,
everything feels like a dream.
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‐ Wake up!
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There's a fucking hole
in the sky.
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Memory works different here.
It's fleeting.
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JOSH: I think I'm falling
in love with Biggie Smalls.
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Buddy Holly.
Kurt Cobain.
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Tupac Shakur.
Natalie Wood.
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I've been here
for thousands of years.
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‐ The owners exiled me,
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tossed me through
the big time door,
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thrust randomly through space
and time.
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‐ I'm in an insane,
crazy time loop!
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‐ True balance is found within.
[goat bleats]
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‐ We were on a mission.
‐ We were a team!
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‐ We had a leader!
‐ It was you!
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Oh!
There was a third.
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‐ Why does my foot feel weird?
‐ [groans]
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TIGER: Oh, that feels weird.
My foot feels weird.
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‐ I know exactly who it is.
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BUDDY: Okay, from the top.
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And a one, a two,
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a one, two, three, four.
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♪ There is no night
only day ♪
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♪ There is no night
only day hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ There is no night
only day ♪
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♪ I should have gone
on that plane ♪
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[cymbals hissing]
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Not‐‐not my tempo.
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‐ Oh, Buddy.
Really?
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I‐‐I thought we were getting it
pretty good.
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I mean, okay.
Let's do this.
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Let's lay down one track
and then let's go out
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and continue our mission.
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‐ [groans] Wh‐‐
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wh‐‐what's the big, bold name
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on that drum kit say?
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‐ Bud‐‐Buddy‐‐ Buddy Holly?
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‐ Okay, now‐‐now do me a favor
and‐‐and read
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the tiny, insignificant words
underneath that big, bold name.
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‐ And the‐‐And the Crickets.
‐ That's you.
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Now, let's take it
from the top again.
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And a one, a two,
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a one, two, three, four.
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♪ There is no night
only day ♪
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♪ There is no night
only day, hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ There is no night
only day there's‐‐ ♪
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Why can't you keep
a goddamn rhythm?
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‐ Sorry, Buddy.
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There's something wrong
with my foot.
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[groaning]
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JOSH: Whoa!
Oh, well there's your problem.
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You got‐‐you got a lady's toe
where your big toe should be.
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‐ How have I not
noticed that before?
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‐ That seals it.
You're out of the band.
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‐ Just for having a weird toe?
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‐ No!
You don't know how to drum!
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‐ Well, okay, Buddy,
hang on a second, okay?
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You c‐‐don't just take away
the man's livelihood.
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‐ You're out, too.
‐ What, for defending him?
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‐ No, you don't know how
to play bass!
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You just keep spinning it around
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and batting at the strings
and going‐‐
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[mimic bass music playing]
With your fucking mouth!
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‐ Sounds good!
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‐ Now that you taught me
how to remember,
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I'm gonna find myself
the real Crickets!
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[inhales and exhales sharply]
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Anne Frank and Roberto Clemente!
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[amplifier squeals]
Shit.
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Dang.
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[tense music]
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‐ This toe means something.
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A blood bond long forgotten.
[inhales and exhales sharply]
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We shared more than just toes.
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We shared a lifetime,
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and that lifetime was not spent
being tormented
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by that awful man.
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‐ [inhales and exhales sharply]
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Look, we‐‐we find
who has your toe,
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we find the missing member
of our team.
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‐ Well, that would mean
checking every foot in Haven.
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That's gonna take forever,
and be a really weird ask.
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‐ Well, lucky for you,
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I've got a million‐dollar idea
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that'll solve both
those problems.
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‐ [inhales and exhales sharply]
‐ [exhales sharply]
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[steel drum music]
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[indistinct chatter]
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‐ I know I'm not wearing
a wet sarong,
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but it feels like I am.
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‐ [chuckles] There it is.
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Now you get it, Abe.
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Now you get it.
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‐ This party even put a smile
on Cobain's face.
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I'm gonna go find that cat.
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♪ ♪
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‐ Lincoln has crazy long toes.
‐ Yeah.
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‐ Dude could palm a basketball
with his feet.
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‐ They're all his.
JOSH: That's all right.
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‐ We'll get him eventually.
‐ [exhales sharply]
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‐ Look at this, Wolf.
What am I always telling you?
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You don't need an ocean
to create an ocean vibe.
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All you need is some warm sand,
some hot friends,
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and Keith Moon
on the steel drums
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spinning a tapestry
of eternal cool.
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That‐‐that is Baja Yaja.
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[exhales sharply]
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Get back to work.
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‐ Oh, yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
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‐ Yes, sir.
‐ All right.
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♪ ♪
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MARILYN: Hey, my eyes
are up here, you creep.
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[blow lands]
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♪ ♪
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WOLF: That was a stroke
of genius, boss,
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but we came up empty.
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[suspenseful music]
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‐ No.
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There is another.
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[mystical music]
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♪ ♪
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[tense music]
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♪ ♪
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Stop, stop.
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Yeah, that's your toe,
all right.
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‐ Oh.
‐ Come on.
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♪ ♪
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[water bursting]
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‐ Excuse me.
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I‐‐I think we have
each other's toes.
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♪ ♪
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[exciting music]
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‐ Sorry about him.
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He's, uh, well, disappointing
on a good day.
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I'm Josh.
That's Wolf.
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You got a name?
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‐ A name is just a label
attaching significance
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to something that
can never be understood.
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‐ Yeah.
Yeah, totally.
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All right, then.
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Let me cut to the chase, ma'am.
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We believe that the three of us
were a team once upon a time.
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WOLF: And details are hazy,
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but one thing
we know for sure is,
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he was the leader.
I mean, look at him.
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Confident, charismatic,
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flirtatiously distant.
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‐ And Wolf here
was our whipping boy.
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I don't know.
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From the vibes I'm picking up,
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you and me had a little
will‐they‐won't‐they
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kind of thing going on.
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WOLF: Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah,
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and you both confided
in me about it
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and as hard as I tried
to turn it into a thruple,
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I just couldn't because
I didn't have it.
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‐ No, sure didn't.
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Any of this ringing
a bell to you?
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‐ We have no bond.
‐ WOLF: Oh, yeah?
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Well, how do you figure that
when my toe is literally bonded
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to your foot?
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‐ What did I tell you
about wordplay?
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‐ It's not my forte.
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TIGER: Toes are of no concern
to me.
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The body is just a vessel,
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something I transcended
long ago,
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with a little help from my,
uh‐‐my special friend.
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‐ [inhales and exhales sharply]
Okay.
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[quirky music]
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Listen here, crazy goat lady.
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Can I call you crazy goat lady?
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‐ Sure.
‐ Yeah?
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This is a very weird place,
okay?
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It does weird things to people,
and it seems
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to be affecting you
more than almost anyone,
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which is why the three of us
are going to escape together.
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‐ Escape?
‐ Mm‐hmm.
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‐ My life is here,
inside a dewdrop,
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dancing forever
on the peppermint wind.
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‐ We‐‐we totally get that.
We get that, right?
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‐ Totally.
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That goat is a prince,
and to break the curse,
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she's gotta make
a difficult choice
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that goes against human nature.
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‐ You're a fucking idiot!
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[dramatic music]
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Wait.
Wait.
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These.
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These, these, these,
these, these.
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These are friendship cubes.
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I have one, Wolf's got one,
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and I guaran‐damn‐tee
you got one, too.
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I gave up earthly attachments
9,000 lifetimes ago.
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Whoever you came here hoping
to find no longer exists.
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Now, I would wish you good luck
on your journey,
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but here's the thing about luck.
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‐ It's merely‐‐ ‐ Okay.
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Okay, we got it.
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‐ Okay.
‐ Wolf, come on.
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[cowbell ringing]
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[blow lands]
‐ [grunts]
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‐ You blew it!
You freaked her out.
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You implied she wanted
to fuck that goat.
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‐ I just said what everyone
was thinking.
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‐ Oh, my God.
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This is why I always say
that sidekicks should seen
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and not heard.
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‐ Please, please don't
give up on me.
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‐ Oh, well then quit giving me
reasons to!
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We need to come up
with a new plan,
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because there is no
getting through to that.
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[tense music]
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WOLF: Yeah, you can't take
the crazy
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out of crazy goat lady.
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‐ [inhales and exhales sharply]
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But if you took the goat
out of the lady,
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would the crazy go with it?
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[inhales and exhales sharply]
Okay, hear me out.
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She is bonded with this goat,
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but if we remove the goat
from the equation,
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she'll be so distraught,
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she'll be forced
to re‐bond with us,
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her true team.
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‐ I love it!
‐ [chuckles]
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♪ ♪
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Wh‐‐what's this for?
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‐ It's for bludgeoning.
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It's a bludgeoning stick.
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‐ What?
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‐ Didn't you just order me
to kill the goat?
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‐ No!
‐ Because it is a prince!
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‐ No!
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‐ Oh, you're gonna have
to spoon‐feed me
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the rest of this plan.
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‐ Then open wide.
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‐ [laughing] [goat bleating]
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Ah, yeah, no.
It is‐‐it is true.
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What they seek will never
bring them true balance.
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God, right again, goat.
Right again.
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[goat bleating]
[cowbell ringing]
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[laughing]
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Hmm.
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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Why would I keep this?
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I mean, what‐‐what possible...
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♪ ♪
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No.
No, no, no, no, no.
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It has no meaning.
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It's just a‐‐it's a mistake,
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an oversight, and just‐‐
I forgot to get rid of it.
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So‐‐ [clicks tongue]
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Why don't you keep it?
255
00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:21,221
There you go.
256
00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:24,224
♪ ♪
257
00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:27,894
The only meaning is within.
258
00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:30,856
Mm.
259
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:35,360
Huh, can't seem to‐‐can't seem
to get comfortable here.
260
00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:37,684
Okay, just gonna...
261
00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,617
A‐hah.
Of course.
262
00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:44,035
[chuckles]
263
00:10:44,059 --> 00:10:46,166
Gotta have a clean runway
for takeoff.
264
00:10:46,190 --> 00:10:47,789
Yeah, you get it.
265
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,291
Okay.
266
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:52,711
Just have to center myself
like I have for an eternity.
267
00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,129
It's fine.
268
00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,220
No, I'm not gonna panic.
269
00:10:55,244 --> 00:10:58,633
I am not panicking
'cause I am fine.
270
00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:02,554
I am just gonna‐‐it's all
falling away.
271
00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:04,890
It is all falling away.
I am peace.
272
00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:09,769
I am light.
I am floating.
273
00:11:09,793 --> 00:11:12,397
I am floating.
274
00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:15,650
Why am I not floating?
275
00:11:15,674 --> 00:11:18,014
What is wrong with me?
276
00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:25,368
Goat?
Goat?
277
00:11:25,392 --> 00:11:28,371
[dramatic music]
278
00:11:28,395 --> 00:11:30,332
♪ ♪
279
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,708
‐ Hurry up!
‐ Yes, sir!
280
00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:34,299
[goat bleating]
Forgive me, your Highness.
281
00:11:34,323 --> 00:11:35,629
[grunts]
282
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,714
[goat bleating in the distance]
283
00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:41,176
♪ ♪
284
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,762
[thunder clapping]
285
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:50,786
♪ ♪
286
00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:00,820
‐ [humming "Battle Hymn
of the Republic"]
287
00:12:00,844 --> 00:12:02,864
♪ ♪
288
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:05,325
Well, someone's got
their game face on.
289
00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:07,035
I have to warn you,
when it comes to tetherball,
290
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,416
I take a‐‐ [blow lands]
291
00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:09,746
[shouts]
292
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:11,587
TIGER: Where's my goat,
string bean?
293
00:12:11,611 --> 00:12:12,958
LINCOLN: Goat?
294
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,669
I haven't seen a goat
in seven score‐‐maybe eight.
295
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:18,090
‐ You fucking with me, stretch?
LINCOLN: I'm being honest!
296
00:12:18,114 --> 00:12:20,840
Ask around.
They call me Honest Lincoln.
297
00:12:20,864 --> 00:12:22,811
‐ The one they call Josh‐‐
where is he?
298
00:12:22,835 --> 00:12:25,929
‐ I'm not one to divulge‐‐ow!
[blow lands]
299
00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:28,600
Not my Kangol!
Please, it's my signature look.
300
00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:31,399
‐ TIGER: I want answers,
you spindly grink.
301
00:12:31,423 --> 00:12:33,353
‐ The bro code demands‐‐
302
00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:34,354
‐ [grunts] ‐ Ah!
303
00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:37,378
‐ [grunting] [blows landing]
304
00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:43,780
[Lincoln whimpering]
305
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:47,617
My teeth!
My fucking teeth!
306
00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:50,120
‐ I‐‐how did I know
how to do that?
307
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:53,164
[suspenseful music]
308
00:12:53,188 --> 00:12:55,250
♪ ♪
309
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:58,420
Westerly winds.
310
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:01,214
Steady temperatures
at 22 Celsius.
311
00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:05,260
This area's exposed,
vulnerable to sniper fire.
312
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,808
You're 6'4", 200 pounds.
313
00:13:06,832 --> 00:13:09,639
You have a surprisingly weak
center of gravity.
314
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:11,224
Your lazy eye
makes it impossible
315
00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,395
for you to defend yourself
against peripheral attacks.
316
00:13:13,419 --> 00:13:16,146
‐ [breathing heavily]
317
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:20,567
I'm suddenly remembering
a horse kicking me and‐‐
318
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:23,445
oh, no.
And slavery.
319
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,739
‐ What?
Who am I?
320
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:30,618
♪ ♪
321
00:13:30,642 --> 00:13:32,919
I know the direction
and frequency
322
00:13:32,943 --> 00:13:36,666
of each step.
323
00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:41,240
Every foot, every hoof.
324
00:13:45,365 --> 00:13:47,093
I was a tracker.
325
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:50,013
‐ [shuddering]
326
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:52,682
[whimpering]
327
00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:56,102
Why did any of this
happen to me?
328
00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:58,480
[goat bleating]
329
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,482
‐ WOLF: Okay.
330
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,442
We've broken her only bond
in this world.
331
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:04,819
‐ What now, boss?
‐ [inhales and exhales sharply]
332
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:07,030
I am glad that you asked,
little buddy.
333
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:09,201
You see, she has no idea
where we are right now,
334
00:14:09,225 --> 00:14:11,620
so we are going to leave
a carefully‐placed trail
335
00:14:11,644 --> 00:14:13,328
of breadcrumbs
leading her right‐‐
336
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,329
[all shouting]
337
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,831
‐ Give me my fucking goat back.
338
00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:19,751
‐ Stop!
Hammer time
339
00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:21,669
is what's gonna happen
if you don't drop that knife.
340
00:14:21,693 --> 00:14:22,837
[goat bleats]
341
00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:24,547
‐ If you so much
as harm one little hair
342
00:14:24,571 --> 00:14:25,757
on her chinny chin chin,
343
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,178
I will slit the boy's throat.
344
00:14:27,202 --> 00:14:29,302
‐ No!
No.
345
00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:30,887
Don't harm the boy!
346
00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:31,971
He's all I have!
347
00:14:31,995 --> 00:14:34,265
‐ I am not a boy,
but he's right.
348
00:14:34,289 --> 00:14:37,060
Please, please don't hurt me.
Please!
349
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:39,687
Please don't cut my leg off!
I'll be a good boy.
350
00:14:39,711 --> 00:14:40,688
I can't take it!
351
00:14:40,712 --> 00:14:42,524
[blow lands]
[grunts]
352
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:43,525
[shouting]
353
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,360
What the f‐‐ [shouts]
354
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,158
[clattering]
Did I just die?
355
00:14:47,182 --> 00:14:48,404
[screams]
[grunts]
356
00:14:48,428 --> 00:14:50,448
‐ You're not Future Man.
357
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:52,575
You're something much better.
358
00:14:52,599 --> 00:14:54,953
You're Josh Futturman.
359
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,372
‐ [breathing erratically]
360
00:14:57,396 --> 00:15:01,084
[dramatic music]
361
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:02,836
Futturman.
362
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:06,214
‐ [breathing erratically]
363
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:10,718
♪ ♪
364
00:15:10,742 --> 00:15:11,970
‐ [shouting]
365
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:12,971
‐ [grunts]
366
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,097
[blows landing]
[grunting]
367
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:15,098
[both grunting]
368
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:16,189
[blows landing]
‐ [grunting]
369
00:15:16,213 --> 00:15:18,977
[both grunting]
370
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:22,730
♪ ♪
371
00:15:22,754 --> 00:15:24,566
TIGER: Hey, Wolf.
372
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,651
[squelching]
373
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:28,153
Heads or tails?
374
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:31,447
‐ Tails.
375
00:15:31,471 --> 00:15:32,511
‐ Wolf.
376
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:38,475
‐ I am Wolf.
377
00:15:50,782 --> 00:15:52,135
[tongue clicking]
378
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,909
[goat bleating]
379
00:15:57,831 --> 00:16:00,810
[dramatic music]
380
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:05,940
♪ ♪
381
00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:07,317
‐ Friendship cubes.
382
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:11,988
♪ ♪
383
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:14,532
‐ You kept it.
384
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,951
‐ We were‐‐we were a team.
385
00:16:16,975 --> 00:16:18,036
A family.
386
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:24,083
♪ ♪
387
00:16:24,107 --> 00:16:26,628
BOTH: Tiger.
388
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,923
‐ Why did we come here?
389
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:32,300
‐ I‐‐I was‐‐I wanted to go home
390
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,010
to see the people that I love.
391
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:36,351
‐ I was trying to avenge
my fallen comrades.
392
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:40,475
‐ I wanted to relaunch
a fast casual restaurant chain
393
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:41,643
with slightly better food
394
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,936
and local bands on the weekends.
395
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,229
That can't be it.
396
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,900
‐ Okay, look.
None of that matters right now.
397
00:16:45,924 --> 00:16:48,441
We‐‐we have got to figure out
398
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:50,109
how to get the hell out
of this place.
399
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:52,737
♪ ♪
400
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,076
[inhales and exhales sharply]
401
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,532
So the one thing that I am
absolutely certain about
402
00:16:56,556 --> 00:16:58,076
is that we were sent here
to Haven
403
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,667
by the infamous terrorist
and mastermind of 9/11,
404
00:17:00,691 --> 00:17:02,163
Saddam Hussein,
405
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:07,377
and he told me that they threw
him out of a big time door.
406
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,670
[inhales and exhales sharply]
407
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:12,173
So if we find
this big time door,
408
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,777
we find our way out of Haven.
409
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,973
Uh, Tiger?
410
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:24,852
♪ ♪
411
00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:26,854
TIGER: Serious about
that Mexico thing?
412
00:17:26,878 --> 00:17:28,189
WOLF: It's called Cabo Wabo,
413
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,950
and I've never been
more serious about anything
414
00:17:29,974 --> 00:17:31,234
in my entire life!
415
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:34,279
TIGER: This is it.
It's gonna fix everything.
416
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,989
[bangs]
417
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:37,949
[door creaks]
418
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:44,983
♪ ♪
419
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,888
‐ You're not looking
for a big time door.
420
00:17:54,912 --> 00:17:58,428
You're looking
for Big Time's door.
421
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,388
‐ Big time?
What's th‐‐what's that?
422
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,268
‐ It's not a that.
It's a he.
423
00:18:02,292 --> 00:18:04,976
The student from Iowa State
in the red hoodie.
424
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,227
He's how we got here.
425
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,937
He knows the way out.
426
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,981
‐ Red hoodie!
Oh!
427
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,441
Uh, red hoodie!
428
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,483
Red hoodie!
429
00:18:12,507 --> 00:18:14,027
The dude with 40,000 hands.
430
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,820
Oh, I so called that!
431
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:18,037
I knew that guy would come
into play!
432
00:18:18,061 --> 00:18:20,658
‐ He's at the tetherball court
right now.
433
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:21,868
He's always there.
Come on, let's move!
434
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,620
Let's go!
435
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:26,539
[tense music]
436
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:27,707
You coming?
437
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:29,667
‐ Josh gave the order.
You gotta comply.
438
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:31,401
‐ I‐‐I'm not going.
439
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:33,963
‐ Wh‐‐what do you mean?
440
00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:35,590
You literally just said
that we're a team.
441
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,467
‐ Were.
442
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,260
I can't leave this place.
443
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,928
Haven is home now.
444
00:18:40,952 --> 00:18:45,600
I have found something here
that I never thought possible:
445
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:48,311
a me that makes sense,
446
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:51,665
one that hasn't been shaped
by cruel circumstances.
447
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,942
To keep that,
448
00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:57,636
I have to let go
of all my attachments.
449
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:04,786
I have two left,
so I need you to leave.
450
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,789
[dramatic music]
451
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:14,863
♪ ♪
452
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,260
‐ I know you.
453
00:19:21,284 --> 00:19:24,764
You would never give up
on your team.
454
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,808
I don't see how this
is any different.
455
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:30,061
‐ It's not different.
456
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:31,688
I'm different.
457
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:38,722
♪ ♪
458
00:19:57,028 --> 00:20:00,174
JOSH: Tell me something.
459
00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:02,969
Was I really the leader?
460
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,595
‐ You are now.
461
00:20:04,619 --> 00:20:06,055
After all we put you through,
462
00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:09,434
I'm‐‐I'm glad to see you on top.
463
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,520
Just, um, try to do it better
than I did.
464
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:19,554
♪ ♪
465
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:27,137
‐ Come on.
466
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:36,961
[tense music]
467
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:40,673
♪ ♪
468
00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:44,552
JOSH: Hey.
469
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:47,680
BIG TIME: Escape is futile.
470
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,849
‐ Whoa, whoa.
471
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:52,977
Wha‐‐no, who said‐‐who said
anything about an escape, man?
472
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:54,270
We're just‐‐we're just‐‐
we're just here to talk,
473
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,563
Big Time.
474
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,273
BIG TIME: There is no Big Time.
475
00:20:57,297 --> 00:21:01,027
♪ ♪
476
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:05,031
I am Big Times.
477
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,241
WOLF: Whoa, what the f‐‐
478
00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:10,077
how many yous you got pancaked
in there?
479
00:21:10,101 --> 00:21:13,956
‐ Every trip through the portal
to Haven
480
00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:18,044
drags with them a version
of the one they call Big Time.
481
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:21,756
We are a democratic cooperative
of like‐minded consciousnesses
482
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:26,677
peacefully sharing the hoodie
of Tim Kilvitis.
483
00:21:26,701 --> 00:21:29,847
‐ Yeah, uh, okay.
484
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,599
Then, uh, Big Times,
485
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:35,269
I am one Josh,
and this is one Wolf.
486
00:21:35,293 --> 00:21:38,064
‐ Escape is futile.
487
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,066
JOSH: Yeah, I really don't know
why you keep bringing that up.
488
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,157
BIG TIME: Because you want
to leave this place
489
00:21:42,181 --> 00:21:44,070
Big Times created.
490
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:48,407
This Haven.
491
00:21:48,431 --> 00:21:51,244
‐ Wait, you‐‐you made Haven?
492
00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:54,288
BIG TIME: Original Tim ripped
the hole in space‐time.
493
00:21:54,312 --> 00:21:57,250
The rip makes
time travel possible.
494
00:21:57,274 --> 00:22:00,378
With each jump, the rip expands,
495
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:02,713
sucking in time and space.
496
00:22:02,737 --> 00:22:05,174
WOLF: Old sky hole.
See?
497
00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:06,175
I knew it.
498
00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:07,218
BIG TIME: So you see,
499
00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:10,763
escape is futile.
500
00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:13,558
‐ Yeah, but why?
Other‐‐others have done it.
501
00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,019
BIG TIME: Back then,
the universe
502
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:19,438
was not about to end.
503
00:22:19,462 --> 00:22:22,900
TIGER: All right, goat.
504
00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:26,304
Time to continue our journey
forever inward.
505
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:32,952
Yeah.
What?
506
00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:34,120
Oh, come on.
Don't be coy.
507
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:35,671
Out with it.
[chuckles]
508
00:22:35,695 --> 00:22:39,125
Oh, silent treatment.
Okay.
509
00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:41,460
Yeah, you know, sometimes
I regret giving you
510
00:22:41,484 --> 00:22:45,006
all the power
in our relationship.
511
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:48,217
What?
Leave?
512
00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:50,598
And lo‐‐and lose everything
that I've found here?
513
00:22:50,622 --> 00:22:52,930
I told you about the beatdown
514
00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:54,941
I laid
on that bearded coat rack.
515
00:22:54,965 --> 00:22:56,183
That's who I was.
516
00:22:56,207 --> 00:22:58,060
That's who I'll become again
out there.
517
00:22:58,084 --> 00:23:00,229
No.
518
00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:02,189
I've worked too hard.
519
00:23:02,213 --> 00:23:04,525
I can't risk it.
520
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:07,945
‐ Okay, listen.
We get it, all right?
521
00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:09,616
The world is ending,
and you're prepared to watch
522
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:10,907
the dying light of the universe
523
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,199
from your little
tetherball court.
524
00:23:12,223 --> 00:23:14,869
However, we will take
our chances out there
525
00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:16,120
with the living.
526
00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:18,211
BIG TIME: Perhaps we have not
made this clear.
527
00:23:18,235 --> 00:23:21,250
Escape is futile.
528
00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:24,299
‐ Okay, that is enough out
of you, Dr. Manhattan!
529
00:23:24,323 --> 00:23:25,546
WOLF: I don't know.
530
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:28,549
He's told us escape is futile
so many times,
531
00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:32,428
I'm thinking escape
might be futile.
532
00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:35,058
‐ No, there has to be a door
because 9‐11 mastermind
533
00:23:35,082 --> 00:23:37,227
Saddam Hussein
was tossed out of it!
534
00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:40,186
[rumbling]
535
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:43,022
[bar creaking]
536
00:23:43,046 --> 00:23:45,316
[snapping]
537
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:48,736
♪ ♪
538
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,822
Whoa.
539
00:23:51,846 --> 00:23:55,117
‐ Big Time‐‐ ‐ Knows magic.
540
00:23:55,141 --> 00:23:57,495
‐ Wh‐‐no.
541
00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:58,829
No, he is the door.
542
00:23:58,853 --> 00:24:03,209
♪ ♪
543
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:05,628
‐ Oh.
544
00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:09,548
‐ Big Time, door.
545
00:24:09,572 --> 00:24:10,633
‐ I'm scared.
546
00:24:10,657 --> 00:24:11,926
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
547
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:13,260
Maybe you would be fine
out in the real world,
548
00:24:13,284 --> 00:24:14,811
but I'm not.
I don't have your strength.
549
00:24:14,835 --> 00:24:19,141
I don't‐‐everything I've become
is because of this place.
550
00:24:19,165 --> 00:24:20,476
Okay, don't be cute.
551
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:23,521
Be‐‐because.
Because of this place.
552
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,398
This place.
553
00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:27,441
This place!
This‐‐this place!
554
00:24:27,465 --> 00:24:28,965
This‐‐this...
555
00:24:31,886 --> 00:24:33,155
This place.
556
00:24:33,179 --> 00:24:35,157
[dramatic music]
557
00:24:35,181 --> 00:24:37,061
Oh, shit.
558
00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:43,499
I taught myself everything.
559
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:47,193
It was‐‐it was within me
the whole time.
560
00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:53,280
I'm the guru.
[gasps]
561
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:57,496
Which means...
562
00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:03,185
You're‐‐you're just
a fucking goat.
563
00:25:03,209 --> 00:25:06,026
I've been talking to you
for, like, 10,000 years
564
00:25:06,050 --> 00:25:07,356
like an asshole.
565
00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:08,899
[goat bleats]
566
00:25:08,923 --> 00:25:12,528
Okay.
[laughs]
567
00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:14,780
Well, my face is red.
My face is red.
568
00:25:14,804 --> 00:25:16,119
I am never gonna live this down.
569
00:25:16,143 --> 00:25:18,576
Don't‐‐do not tell anyone‐‐
I'm doing it again,
570
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,078
and I'm doing it again
because you are just‐‐
571
00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:22,232
you're just a goat.
572
00:25:24,147 --> 00:25:27,168
And you're the greatest thing
that ever happened to me.
573
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:33,466
♪ ♪
574
00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:37,553
JOSH: [exhales sharply]
The bunny goes over the tree.
575
00:25:37,577 --> 00:25:40,639
‐ And you're sure this knot
will hold us together
576
00:25:40,663 --> 00:25:43,809
as we're sucked into a vortex
of all space and time?
577
00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:45,478
‐ Uh, yeah.
578
00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,276
It's a clove hitch
with a safety.
579
00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:48,898
Saddam Hussein taught that to me
580
00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:50,319
when he was a voice
inside my head.
581
00:25:50,343 --> 00:25:52,193
‐ Yeah, I know.
582
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:55,821
If we're gonna be randomly
tossed into a time storm,
583
00:25:55,845 --> 00:25:58,574
should we use something
that maybe doesn't fall apart
584
00:25:58,598 --> 00:26:00,576
after five or six
tetherball games?
585
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,996
‐ It's a clove hitch!
It will hold!
586
00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:07,270
Your job isn't‐‐
587
00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:14,215
You know what?
588
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:17,134
I am sorry.
589
00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:20,346
Just because I'm better than
you at literally everything
590
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:23,140
doesn't mean that I have
to constantly remind you.
591
00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:24,521
You're trying your best,
592
00:26:24,545 --> 00:26:29,146
and you have made
minor contributions.
593
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:31,565
‐ [exhales sharply]
594
00:26:31,589 --> 00:26:35,361
I've waited so long
to hear you say that.
595
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:38,114
I try every day.
596
00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:41,575
‐ I know you do, and truthfully,
597
00:26:41,599 --> 00:26:44,916
people as weak as you‐‐
well, they need protection,
598
00:26:44,940 --> 00:26:46,580
not scorn.
599
00:26:46,604 --> 00:26:47,790
‐ [sniffles]
600
00:26:47,814 --> 00:26:50,444
There has been quite a bit
of scorn lately.
601
00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:53,754
‐ Well, listen.
602
00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:57,716
All of that‐‐ it ends now, okay?
603
00:26:57,740 --> 00:27:01,595
And to prove to you how much
I value you,
604
00:27:01,619 --> 00:27:07,059
I'm gonna let you go into
the freaky time hole first.
605
00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:09,520
Yeah?
Test it out.
606
00:27:09,544 --> 00:27:11,230
Anything starts melting,
you let me know.
607
00:27:11,254 --> 00:27:12,898
Okay?
608
00:27:12,922 --> 00:27:16,110
‐ [exhales sharply]
609
00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:18,863
Thank you, sir.
610
00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:20,239
It's been an honor.
611
00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:23,784
‐ Oh, I know.
612
00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:27,788
All right, let's do this.
613
00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:31,083
‐ [exhales sharply]
‐ [exhales sharply]
614
00:27:31,107 --> 00:27:34,086
[tense music]
615
00:27:34,110 --> 00:27:41,120
♪ ♪
616
00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:46,004
[rumbling]
617
00:27:46,497 --> 00:27:49,268
‐ Oh, feels like we're gonna
be going pretty fast.
618
00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:53,856
♪ ♪
619
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,483
[grunting]
620
00:27:56,507 --> 00:27:57,985
‐ [grunts]
621
00:27:58,009 --> 00:28:00,571
‐ Escape is futile.
‐ Yeah, yeah.
622
00:28:00,595 --> 00:28:01,864
Shut the fuck up, Stargate.
623
00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:03,866
[grunts]
624
00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:10,900
♪ ♪
625
00:28:25,745 --> 00:28:28,140
[cowbell ringing]
626
00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:32,353
‐ Escape is futile, goat.
627
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:34,355
Yeah, you get it.
628
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:37,358
[tense music]
629
00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:44,392
♪ ♪
630
00:29:06,202 --> 00:29:13,172
♪ ♪