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OK.
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That was an insane thing for us to do.
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Oh! OK, good news.
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I have the Doorman's key,
so no one will be able to come after us.
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Let's just try t--
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Your key is ringing.
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I have a question for you.
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Are you out of your damn mind?
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Your Honour,
look at it from my point of view.
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I have never been this angry in my life
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which is the age of the universe!
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I understand, but saving the souls of these
four humans is more important, so...
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we're not coming back until we do.
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Oh, don't you even try coming back here
cos when you walk through that door
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I am gonna be waiting for you.
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Sorry, Judge, I think you're breaking up.
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That's impossible.
It's a magical key, you dick.
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What are you doing? I can see you!
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This is perfect.
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We're right near Chidi's office,
and as far as I can tell
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the whole floor is abandoned.
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What do they use it for? Storage?
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- No, this is the journalism department.
- Huh.
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Bad for the world, good for us.
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So, somehow, with none of our powers
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we have to keep the group intact
and monitor their ethical progress.
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- So, how do we do that?
- Not sure.
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There's no way to track people's actual
point totals
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only the Accountants
have that information, but...
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I did install cameras and microphones,
so at least we can keep our eye on them.
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- Let's get peepin'!
- Ho!
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Oh, no. Not a great start.
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Eleanor farted
and then she blamed it on her chair.
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That's gonna cost her
at least a few points.
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There's a bolt missing or something...
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Before we begin,
Trevor is dropping out of the study.
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He sent me an email last night.
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"I'm sad to inform you that I am too ugly
and stupid to be in the study
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and I'm going home to my mummy."
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That was me. I wrote that email!
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That's too bad, but we press on.
We're on to stage two of the study.
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I'm going to teach you some
philosophical principals
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and then we will explore how those ideas have
affected your personal moral machineries.
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Sorry, Eleanor, did you say something?
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No, it's my chair.
It's got this weird design...
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- Your chair smells bad.
- I know!
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See? Another person who agrees,
it's the chair.
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Great news, everyone!
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The funding from the Neuroscience
department came through!
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And you blew it all on cupcakes?
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Exactly what I would have done.
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Respect.
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- Eleanor?
- Ah... I'm good.
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I try to avoid pointless group activities,
you know, like office Christmas parties
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or jury duty.
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To me, the single most awful sound
in the universe is that mangled
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opening note of your co-workers singing
"Happy Birthday".
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Cool stance.
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Counterpoint -
these are delicious free cupcakes.
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Get over yourself and eat one.
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Fine.
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Oh! You guys, let's take a picture!
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Everyone get in, get in, and say, uh... Oh!
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Say "ventromedial prefrontal cortex"!
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Jaguars rule!
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Hey, Teach? I've been having
so much fun here, but...
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I didn't plan to stay in Australia this long,
and I'm super broke.
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Any idea where I can get a part-time gig?
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- What kind of work are you looking for?
- Well, I'm really good at telemarketing.
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I can usually guess how long to microwave
food without looking at the box.
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I'd say those are my two main skills.
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OK.
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- Dang it!
- I'll see what I can do.
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If Eleanor has to get a job,
she'll miss class
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and that'll slow down her progress.
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Are you sure we should be doing this?
It kind of feels like cheating.
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No, no, it's not cheating.
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Think of us as a snowplough,
clearing a path for Eleanor
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so she can more easily drive along
the road of improvement.
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Ooh, I love that!
You really painted a picture there.
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G'day, how can I help you?
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One scratch-off lottery ticket, please!
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Oh! Not that one. Keep going.
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Keep going. Keep going.
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These tickets were printed
before we got down here.
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I know which ones are the winners!
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And... stop!
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That's the one. Good ol' lucky
number 186 from the bottom!
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- Here you go.
- Also!
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That bathroom key that you lost
nine months ago, slid under the register.
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And the woman that you think is your aunt
is actually your mum.
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OK, bye!
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You guys, this is nuts.
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This morning, I found a lottery ticket
on the ground outside my apartment.
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I scratched it off...
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and I won $18,000!
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- Wow!
- That's amazing!
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Better luck next time.
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Yes. Sorry, from context, I see
that is actually a large sum of money.
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Jason? You OK there, mate?
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No.
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I have to watch the Jaguar games alone,
on my computer at like three in the morning
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on Mondays. It's so annoying.
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Everything here is in a...
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I don't know how to describe it, like...
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a different zone of time.
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No, that sounds stupid.
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A different clock land.
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I'll watch the game with you, Jason!
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I enjoy American football -
I actually dated a player once.
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But he wasn't my type,
so I set him up with my friend Gisele...
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- Bündchen.
- Yeah, we got it. We always get it.
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Awesome!
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But if you want to watch with me,
you have to learn my Jaguars cheer.
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It goes, "Let's go, Jags!
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Kick their ass! Yeah!"
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Do you think you can learn that
by the weekend?
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I shall do my best.
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Nice! See you then!
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- Why do you want to watch football with Jason?
- I don't, really.
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But I am, these days,
as you might say in America
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"mad horny".
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Oh!
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- OK, well...
- Oh, boy.
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No judgements, babe.
He's a straight hottie.
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- You want to smash Jason, go smash.
- Tahani getting together with Jason
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even casually, could tear this group apart.
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We have to nip this in the bud.
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Well, it makes me slightly uneasy
to interfere in the personal life
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of the man that I am secretly in love with
and a woman I admire
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but if you think we should,
I-I'm not gonna argue.
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Time to break out
the ol' snowplough again, Janet.
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Let's find Tahani a loving,
supportive companion.
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Great idea.
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Oh, you know, this is not as crucial
to the mission
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but I'd also love to arrange for them to get
better computers, help them work faster.
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If I'm going to the mall anyway, I might
as well pick Jason up some jean shorts
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the kind with the frayed edges,
where you can see the pockets
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coming out the bottom?
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So that he can... study better.
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Sure.
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Tahani? Is that you?
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Larry Hemsworth? My goodness!
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That's so funny, I just got a call from
the restaurant about a jacket I left here
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and now here you are!
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I can't believe you remember me.
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Of course I remember you! We dated.
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I know, I just never expect anyone
to remember me.
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Because I'm only 6ft 4",
and I have one of those forgettable faces.
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Well, uh... I'm sure you're busy,
probably don't wanna talk to me.
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I get it, I wouldn't either,
I'm as dull as a rock.
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Ugh. Even that analogy was
boring, I'm sorry.
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I'm so dull, and I'm ugly,
I'm like a rock... urgh!
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- Stupid Larry! Stop talking about rocks!
- No, no, Larry, please!
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It's lovely to see you.
Sit down, let's catch up!
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How are Chris and Liam and Luke?
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Sorry, no.
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I won't mention your brothers again.
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As long as you don't mention my sister!
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Oh!
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Mm-mm...
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Who are you? Do you work here?
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Your name is Montgomery Wycoff.
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Your ex-wife Samantha still loves you
but she's afraid to call.
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You must show her your poetry.
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Go to her. Go to her!
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- Looks like you had a good night!
- I did.
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You and Jason, imagine that.
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To be fair, I have.
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Actually, I was with an ex-boyfriend.
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I ran into him unexpectedly,
and the reunion was a "smashing" success.
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It's a pun, you see.
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- We had intercourse.
- Yeah, again, I always get it.
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I do feel bad, though. I completely forgot
about watching the game with Jason.
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Homies, guess what?
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Yesterday I got a Facebook invite
to the Australia chapter
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of the Jacksonville Jaguars Fan Club!
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Yeah, I think he's over it.
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Me and two other dudes just watched
the Jags annihilate the Texans!
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It was super fun, I'm completely wasted.
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I gotta go barf one last time,
and then I'll be ready to learn philosophy!
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Duval!
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OK, not perfect,
but the pros outweigh the cons.
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Agreed.
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♪ Happy birthday, dear Chidi ♪
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You guys, this whole year has been amazing
for all of us.
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I mean, literally every aspect of our lives
has improved.
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Well, I don't know about every aspect...
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SuperBoard, activate!
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00:09:08,820 --> 00:09:11,031
Good morning, Professor Anagonye.
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I have your lesson plan ready to go.
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SuperBoard,
some triumphant announcement music, please.
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Last night, Larry Hemsworth proposed to me
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and we're moving back to London
to begin planning the wedding!
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- Whoa!
- Holy smokes!
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00:09:25,295 --> 00:09:26,338
Janet! Red alert!
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All snowploughing has to stop immediately!
198
00:09:29,383 --> 00:09:32,386
So, don't give Blake Beartles to Jason?
199
00:09:36,682 --> 00:09:40,894
How are you even lugging this thing around?
I'm not sure I could bench this much weight.
200
00:09:41,019 --> 00:09:44,606
Well, girls in my social class
begin ring-training at a very young age.
201
00:09:44,815 --> 00:09:48,485
Oh, I'm throwing a little engagement party
tonight at my Airbnb.
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It's very last minute,
just come as you are.
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00:09:54,199 --> 00:09:57,953
I guess all these people...
came as they were?
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Hello, everyone! I'm so glad you made it!
205
00:10:02,082 --> 00:10:05,168
Holy crap, Tahani,
you found this place on Airbnb?
206
00:10:05,669 --> 00:10:08,338
Oh, no. I... I see why you're confused.
207
00:10:08,422 --> 00:10:11,341
I used Heir BnB. "H-E-I-R."
208
00:10:11,508 --> 00:10:16,221
It's an app for heirs and heiresses
where we swap mansions, private islands
209
00:10:16,471 --> 00:10:18,223
blimp hangars, that sort of thing.
210
00:10:18,390 --> 00:10:23,019
Anyway, everyone,
I want you to meet Larry Hemsworth!
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Oh! The legendary study group.
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00:10:26,148 --> 00:10:29,651
I'm sorry it's taken me so long
to build up the courage to meet you.
213
00:10:29,735 --> 00:10:31,903
I guess you can see why.
214
00:10:32,070 --> 00:10:36,992
Is he ashamed at having a perfect jawline
and 0% body fat?
215
00:10:37,033 --> 00:10:39,077
Still can't believe she
wants to marry me...
216
00:10:39,244 --> 00:10:42,080
A dumb old paediatric surgeon
who barely has an eight-pack.
217
00:10:43,623 --> 00:10:45,459
Do you know what you look like?
218
00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:49,421
More importantly, did Miley Cyrus
write the song "Wrecking Ball"
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00:10:49,504 --> 00:10:50,714
about Chris's brother Liam?
220
00:10:51,673 --> 00:10:52,674
Wonderful.
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00:10:53,008 --> 00:10:55,302
More questions about my talented brothers.
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00:10:55,552 --> 00:10:57,637
God forbid there's a single day
when I'm the special one.
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Oh, sweetheart, don't go!
You're important too!
224
00:11:01,349 --> 00:11:04,352
Fixing babies' spines
is just as valuable as acting!
225
00:11:04,895 --> 00:11:07,689
Tahani booked a flight
for tomorrow morning, so...
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00:11:08,148 --> 00:11:10,901
this party is our only chance
to talk them out of moving.
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00:11:11,109 --> 00:11:13,236
Maybe we should just let them
go their separate ways
228
00:11:13,278 --> 00:11:15,405
and hope that they learned enough
to get into the Good Place.
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00:11:15,489 --> 00:11:18,909
No, we know what'll happen -
the group splits up, they're screwed. No.
230
00:11:18,992 --> 00:11:23,747
We have to isolate Larry and convince him
that he needs to stay in Australia.
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00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:25,832
Time to get into character, as...
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Nathaniel Cookswell, mate!
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Caterer to the stars!
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Ah.
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00:11:31,630 --> 00:11:33,006
Maybe no accent?
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Fine.
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Vegemite canapé?
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00:11:38,678 --> 00:11:40,180
Oh, might as well.
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00:11:40,263 --> 00:11:42,891
Mummy was right.
I'll always be the chubby one.
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Good day, mate! Nathaniel Cookswell.
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- Caterer to the stars.
- Mm...
242
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Is it true you're moving to England?
243
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Yeah. Fly out tomorrow.
244
00:11:53,318 --> 00:11:55,070
Oh. Ooh, that's a long trip.
245
00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:58,406
Well, you must be a confident man,
uprooting your life like that.
246
00:11:58,573 --> 00:12:00,450
You should stay here in Sydney.
247
00:12:00,534 --> 00:12:04,746
It's such a dynamic international city
that you've only seen 4.8% percent of...
248
00:12:05,956 --> 00:12:06,998
probably.
249
00:12:07,082 --> 00:12:11,086
I reckon I know what's going on here.
You aren't real caterers, are you?
250
00:12:11,336 --> 00:12:13,004
- Uh...
- Uh-uh...
251
00:12:13,129 --> 00:12:15,382
Who do you work for? Australian Inquirer?
252
00:12:15,715 --> 00:12:16,883
TM-Zed?
253
00:12:17,092 --> 00:12:19,845
You just want us to stay here
so you can keep mocking me
254
00:12:20,136 --> 00:12:22,180
"The hideous shame
of the Hemsworth family."
255
00:12:22,389 --> 00:12:24,349
- Aw...
- Tahani sees through all that.
256
00:12:24,641 --> 00:12:27,936
And I can't wait until we move far away
from the likes of you
257
00:12:28,061 --> 00:12:30,272
and I can finally take her last name.
258
00:12:32,607 --> 00:12:35,861
Hate to say it,
but the group probably needs a new member.
259
00:12:35,944 --> 00:12:37,863
I dunno how we'll ever replace Tahani.
260
00:12:38,029 --> 00:12:40,490
Do you think Margot Robbie
is into philosophy?
261
00:12:40,615 --> 00:12:43,159
Actually, Tahani's announcement
made us take stock.
262
00:12:43,827 --> 00:12:46,997
You know, Simone and I need time
to analyse the data
263
00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,916
apply for grants -
we've kind of hit a natural stopping point.
264
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,836
Yeah, and the next step would be to repeat
the experiment with new subjects
265
00:12:52,878 --> 00:12:53,962
you know, compare results.
266
00:12:54,045 --> 00:12:57,591
Wait, what are you saying?
That... the study's over?
267
00:12:58,008 --> 00:12:58,967
We're... splitting up?
268
00:12:59,259 --> 00:13:02,345
No, no, no.
We're just taking a break, for...
269
00:13:02,554 --> 00:13:04,055
a year or so.
270
00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:06,725
And I'm sure you're all anxious
to get back home.
271
00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:10,228
Yeah, I got a lot of stuff
to get back to in Phoenix.
272
00:13:10,729 --> 00:13:11,646
Like...
273
00:13:12,856 --> 00:13:15,609
I have a free punch card
at my spray tan place.
274
00:13:16,693 --> 00:13:19,696
They'll do my left side for free... so...
275
00:13:21,907 --> 00:13:23,241
No, no, no, no!
276
00:13:23,491 --> 00:13:25,535
The whole group is splintering!
277
00:13:25,785 --> 00:13:27,329
OK, new emergency plan.
278
00:13:27,704 --> 00:13:29,998
I'll deal with Eleanor,
I... I... I know it's risky
279
00:13:30,081 --> 00:13:31,708
but I don't think she'll recognise me.
280
00:13:31,791 --> 00:13:33,627
And I'll deal with Sweet Cheeks.
I mean, Jason's butt!
281
00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:35,462
I mean, Jason.
282
00:13:42,928 --> 00:13:44,471
- Shrimp?
- Always.
283
00:13:45,805 --> 00:13:48,642
- So... how do you know Miss Al-Jamil?
- Mmm.
284
00:13:48,850 --> 00:13:51,561
- You work with her at the university?
- Used to.
285
00:13:51,686 --> 00:13:53,271
That study is done-zo.
286
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:56,274
I was finally starting to figure things out
287
00:13:56,566 --> 00:14:00,445
and now I have to start over from scratch.
288
00:14:00,946 --> 00:14:01,947
Again.
289
00:14:02,113 --> 00:14:05,617
Boy, I know how that goes -
not wanting something to end.
290
00:14:05,742 --> 00:14:10,997
Feeling like your little team is the last
thing standing between you and oblivion
291
00:14:11,289 --> 00:14:14,334
that at any moment,
the universe could fold up around you
292
00:14:14,417 --> 00:14:18,254
and squeeze the last breath
from your dying lungs.
293
00:14:18,755 --> 00:14:20,674
You're a caterer, right?
294
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,801
It's a very competitive industry.
295
00:14:22,926 --> 00:14:26,513
The-the point is, I bet that if the study
means that much to you
296
00:14:26,763 --> 00:14:28,682
it means a lot to everyone else.
297
00:14:29,265 --> 00:14:32,686
You're all just probably waiting
for someone to say it out loud.
298
00:14:34,646 --> 00:14:36,106
You want some cocktail sauce with that?
299
00:14:38,483 --> 00:14:42,862
I would like to acknowledge the wonderful
group of people who brought me here.
300
00:14:43,029 --> 00:14:44,864
If I hadn't decided
to get out of the spotlight
301
00:14:44,906 --> 00:14:48,201
of my "Get Out of the Spotlight" Tour,
and come here
302
00:14:48,243 --> 00:14:52,622
and join the Brainy Bunch,
I never would have reconnected with Larry.
303
00:14:52,789 --> 00:14:55,834
- Aww!
- So, to celebrate our group...
304
00:14:56,001 --> 00:14:59,379
I had my favourite pâtissier whip this up.
305
00:15:01,047 --> 00:15:02,549
Would any of you like to say a few words?
306
00:15:03,091 --> 00:15:04,843
Eleanor!
307
00:15:04,926 --> 00:15:06,094
Yay! Eleanor!
308
00:15:06,177 --> 00:15:08,430
If nobody minds, uh...
309
00:15:09,055 --> 00:15:11,307
I would like to address...
310
00:15:11,433 --> 00:15:13,852
the people on this cake, I suppose.
311
00:15:14,978 --> 00:15:18,690
I get that we all have meaningful lives
outside the study.
312
00:15:18,815 --> 00:15:22,193
Well, Tahani and Chidi do.
Jason and I are straight trash.
313
00:15:22,444 --> 00:15:24,112
- Ka-kaw!
- But, just...
314
00:15:24,279 --> 00:15:28,074
I mean, think about how much progress
we've all made since that picture was taken.
315
00:15:28,825 --> 00:15:34,080
I know that what we're doing is important,
and I'm not ready to stop.
316
00:15:34,456 --> 00:15:36,499
And I don't think you guys are either.
317
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:40,503
So let's all stay here, and keep it going.
318
00:15:41,671 --> 00:15:42,714
What do you say?
319
00:15:43,048 --> 00:15:43,965
Eleanor!
320
00:15:44,132 --> 00:15:47,552
That was absolutely... lovely.
321
00:15:47,969 --> 00:15:50,722
It really was. And I am...
I'm so glad that this study
322
00:15:50,764 --> 00:15:51,890
meant that much to you.
323
00:15:53,558 --> 00:15:55,101
But, realistically--
324
00:15:55,185 --> 00:15:57,145
That's cool. I get it.
No, you don't need to say it. I...
325
00:15:57,187 --> 00:15:58,688
I got it. That's all she wrote. Cool.
326
00:15:58,855 --> 00:16:01,066
Are you OK? I hope you're not mad.
327
00:16:01,191 --> 00:16:03,193
No, I'm not mad. I'm actually laughing.
328
00:16:03,485 --> 00:16:08,031
Because this whole study was a hilarious,
stupid, pointless joke
329
00:16:08,156 --> 00:16:11,159
and now it's over, so let's hit the road.
I don't need you guys.
330
00:16:11,284 --> 00:16:13,369
You don't need me,
and since you don't need me
331
00:16:13,495 --> 00:16:16,456
I'm just gonna take the "me"
out of this cake.
332
00:16:17,415 --> 00:16:18,792
No!
333
00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:20,043
Eleanor, please!
334
00:16:20,085 --> 00:16:21,795
Oh, sorry, the deed is done!
335
00:16:21,878 --> 00:16:23,004
Pip pip, too late!
336
00:16:23,088 --> 00:16:24,714
Ah, farewell to you, my liege.
337
00:16:24,798 --> 00:16:28,635
And a jolly good Saint Ploopington's Day
to all of you!
338
00:16:29,177 --> 00:16:33,014
USA! USA! USA!
339
00:16:39,104 --> 00:16:40,897
Eleanor? Is that you?
340
00:16:41,397 --> 00:16:42,315
No.
341
00:16:43,483 --> 00:16:47,070
Called a cab like 20 minutes ago.
342
00:16:47,153 --> 00:16:51,658
It says it's ten kilometres away,
which is... I don't even know how far.
343
00:16:51,741 --> 00:16:53,451
It's a little over six miles.
344
00:16:53,618 --> 00:16:58,039
Is that why you came out here?
To scold me about the metric system?
345
00:16:58,248 --> 00:17:00,375
No, I was about to call a cab myself.
346
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:03,837
I have an early class tomorrow.
Then I saw my friend hiding behind a plant
347
00:17:03,878 --> 00:17:06,756
and I got concerned,
then my friend lashed out at me again
348
00:17:06,798 --> 00:17:10,468
so, I'm gonna take off and, uh,
leave her here with dirty leaves in her hair.
349
00:17:10,802 --> 00:17:12,220
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
350
00:17:12,262 --> 00:17:14,139
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, don't go.
351
00:17:18,601 --> 00:17:21,146
You're a brain scientist.
352
00:17:21,771 --> 00:17:24,315
Can you tell me why I did that in there?
353
00:17:24,399 --> 00:17:26,609
I mostly do clinical research
in neuroscience.
354
00:17:26,693 --> 00:17:28,903
I don't really specialise
in temper tantrums.
355
00:17:29,195 --> 00:17:32,198
Maybe you need a child psychologist,
or a binkie?
356
00:17:32,282 --> 00:17:33,783
That's a solid burn. I deserved it.
357
00:17:33,867 --> 00:17:36,703
I did. But please, can you help me?
358
00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:38,663
Why did I do that?
359
00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:40,540
OK, here's my guess.
360
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:45,211
As humans evolved, the first big problem
we had to overcome was "me versus us"
361
00:17:45,336 --> 00:17:48,965
learning to sacrifice a little individual
freedom for the benefit of a group.
362
00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:52,260
You know, like sharing food and resources
so we don't starve
363
00:17:52,302 --> 00:17:56,514
- or get eaten by tigers, things like that.
- OK, with you so far.
364
00:17:57,056 --> 00:17:59,225
The next problem to overcome
was "us versus them"
365
00:17:59,267 --> 00:18:02,312
trying to see other groups,
different from ours, as equals.
366
00:18:02,395 --> 00:18:04,189
That one, we're still struggling with.
367
00:18:04,272 --> 00:18:07,108
It's why we have racism and nationalism,
and...
368
00:18:07,442 --> 00:18:10,153
why fans of Stone Cold Steve Austin
hate fans of The Rock.
369
00:18:10,236 --> 00:18:12,572
No, we hate The Rock
because he went Hollywood
370
00:18:12,614 --> 00:18:15,867
and Stone Cold keeps it real,
so The Rock's fans are the real jabronis.
371
00:18:17,035 --> 00:18:18,369
Point made. Keep going.
372
00:18:18,453 --> 00:18:20,830
Well, what's interesting about you is...
373
00:18:21,706 --> 00:18:25,001
I don't think you ever got past
the "me versus us" stage.
374
00:18:25,168 --> 00:18:28,004
I mean, have you ever been part of a group
that you really cared about?
375
00:18:28,129 --> 00:18:30,298
- I was in the Girl Scouts.
- Really?
376
00:18:31,049 --> 00:18:35,178
Technically, I joined under a fake name
because I wanted to steal a bunch of cookies.
377
00:18:35,261 --> 00:18:39,557
See? The Brainy Bunch is basically the first
group that became part of your self-identity
378
00:18:39,599 --> 00:18:43,102
and now that's breaking up,
you're feeling this new kind of loss.
379
00:18:43,353 --> 00:18:45,605
And you're scared
of going back to being alone.
380
00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:48,524
I mean, that's just my guess -
the other possible medical diagnosis
381
00:18:48,566 --> 00:18:50,652
is that you're just a bit of a dick.
382
00:18:54,656 --> 00:18:56,074
Why don't you take my cab?
383
00:18:56,574 --> 00:18:59,118
I think "me" needs to go apologise to "us."
384
00:18:59,786 --> 00:19:00,912
And thank you.
385
00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:07,877
The point is...
I'm not really an "I'm sorry" type girl.
386
00:19:08,086 --> 00:19:11,506
I'm more of a,
"It's your fault your car got keyed
387
00:19:11,547 --> 00:19:14,008
in the movie theatre parking lot
because you wouldn't shut up
388
00:19:14,050 --> 00:19:17,011
while watching John Wick"... type girl.
389
00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:19,889
But... I'm sorry that I freaked out.
390
00:19:20,348 --> 00:19:22,058
Just really gonna miss you guys.
391
00:19:22,892 --> 00:19:24,102
We're gonna miss you too.
392
00:19:24,644 --> 00:19:28,189
Here's an idea - what if we all agree
to a yearly reunion?
393
00:19:28,439 --> 00:19:30,400
And then that way,
The Brainy Bunch never dies!
394
00:19:30,608 --> 00:19:34,445
Each summer, we could all stay
in one of our respective houses
395
00:19:34,529 --> 00:19:37,073
mega-yachts, ski chalets, what have you.
396
00:19:37,198 --> 00:19:38,741
We should all meet up in Jacksonville!
397
00:19:38,866 --> 00:19:40,493
My house is right on the water.
398
00:19:40,785 --> 00:19:43,121
It didn't used to be,
but the whole city is a swamp
399
00:19:43,162 --> 00:19:44,914
- and it's sinking into the ocean!
- Woo!
400
00:19:44,998 --> 00:19:46,541
Strong pitch, bud.
401
00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:48,126
Next year in Jacksonville.
402
00:19:48,251 --> 00:19:49,168
Yeah!
403
00:19:49,335 --> 00:19:52,755
Uh, we might not want to wait a whole year -
it's sinking really fast.
404
00:19:52,797 --> 00:19:55,049
We should have a toast!
405
00:19:55,091 --> 00:19:58,136
OK, I think I figured out a plan
where they stay in Australia
406
00:19:58,177 --> 00:20:01,055
and only five random bystanders get hurt.
407
00:20:01,306 --> 00:20:03,391
It's called "arson." Let's go!
408
00:20:03,516 --> 00:20:06,561
Michael, no.
We can't keep meddling forever.
409
00:20:06,644 --> 00:20:10,189
It's time to park the snowplough,
and trust that the humans
410
00:20:10,231 --> 00:20:11,691
will make progress on their own.
411
00:20:12,025 --> 00:20:14,610
This isn't like your afterlife
Neighbourhood, Michael.
412
00:20:14,652 --> 00:20:18,865
You can't just reset things the moment
something doesn't go according to your plan.
413
00:20:20,199 --> 00:20:22,577
Oh, Janet, you're a genius.
414
00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:24,329
Correct. I know everything.
415
00:20:24,412 --> 00:20:26,497
You just gave me this crazy idea.
416
00:20:26,581 --> 00:20:29,292
It's so crazy, it just might... fail.
It'll probably fail.
417
00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:33,379
But it also might work!
I open the door to the afterlife.
418
00:20:33,463 --> 00:20:36,674
You keep a lookout,
while I break into the Judge's chamber
419
00:20:36,758 --> 00:20:40,511
and reset the timeline on Earth.
Then we do it all over again!
420
00:20:40,553 --> 00:20:43,389
But correctly - we won't wait a year
to get them all together again.
421
00:20:43,431 --> 00:20:44,932
We'll get the study going right away!
422
00:20:45,016 --> 00:20:47,226
Do you even know how to reset
the timeline on Earth?
423
00:20:48,478 --> 00:20:50,772
No. I'm assuming that there's, you know...
424
00:20:50,938 --> 00:20:53,566
a knob or a... or a button or, you know,
maybe you...
425
00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:55,485
maybe you unplug it
and then plug it right back in?
426
00:20:55,568 --> 00:20:57,653
I-I don't... There's gotta be a way!
427
00:20:57,695 --> 00:20:59,072
Michael, before you do this--
428
00:20:59,113 --> 00:21:00,448
No! No more waiting.
429
00:21:00,656 --> 00:21:02,450
This is all we have, Janet.
430
00:21:02,533 --> 00:21:06,412
We have Chidi and Eleanor
and Tahani and Jason
431
00:21:06,496 --> 00:21:07,914
and that is it.
432
00:21:08,081 --> 00:21:11,959
If we can't get them enough afterlife
points to get them into the Good Place
433
00:21:12,043 --> 00:21:15,546
then there's no point in us
even being here. We have to try.
434
00:21:15,922 --> 00:21:17,590
OK. Let's do this.
435
00:21:17,882 --> 00:21:18,758
O-OK.
436
00:21:23,096 --> 00:21:24,597
What the hell is that?
437
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,557
Oh! Hey, guys!
438
00:21:26,974 --> 00:21:28,476
What are you doing down here?