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Attempt number 803 of my new project.
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This is the one. I can feel it.
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I'm ready.
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And here we go.
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♪ Riding on a groovy wave of love ♪
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♪ I'm going for a cosmic ride ♪
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♪ Surf the freaky purple vibes of love ♪
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♪ The marshmallow cat is inside ♪
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"Marshmallow cat is inside"?
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That's what I wrote? That's meaningless.
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-Janet.
-Hi, there. How's the songwriting going?
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I'm completely lost here
and I can't do the stupid E chord.
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Would you like a magic guitar
that plays all the notes for you?
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It's the number one request among men
over 50 who have gotten in here.
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No, the whole point
is to learn how to do stuff
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without using afterlife magic.
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Maybe keep it on deck.
I don't know. Whatever.
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We should go, by the way.
We're gonna be late.
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Oh, where does the time go?
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♪ Surf the freaky purple vibes... ♪
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-So, ultimately,
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this all goes back to the line
from Professor May's book,
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"Mortality offers meaning to our lives
and morality helps navigate that meaning."
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Wait, what I think it says is that,
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"Mortality offers meaning
to the events of our lives."
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Uh, check yourself, rando.
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I think Chidi Anagonye,
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who literally designed the afterlife,
knows what he's talking about.
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Look, I'm pretty sure I'm right
since it's my book.
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Uh, yes, Professor May, you're probably
right about what you wrote.
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Still think
he should check himself.
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Okay, everyone.
We'll see you all here next week.
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Professor Hieronymi will be teaching
the trolley problem.
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Bring ponchos. It gets messy.
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You ready, Chidi?
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Hello, Jeff. See the collection's grown.
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Yeah, sure has.
I have 322 frog things now.
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Three twenty-three.
I just got another one!
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Never not excited about frogs, that guy.
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He knows what he likes.
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This meeting of the Joint Council
of Afterlife Affairs is called to order.
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Let's make this quick, kids.
I just started rewatching The Leftovers.
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Honestly, when I found out
that Carrie Coon was never nominated,
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I almost erased 2% of humanity.
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Michael, update.
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Things are going fairly well.
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A new crop of humans just passed
their tests.
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Among the notables who got in,
Roberto Clemente,
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Zora Neale Hurston,
Saint Thomas Aquinas...
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-Yes!
-...eighth-century Sufi mystic poet
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Hazrat Bibi Rabia Basri and Clara Peller.
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She was the "Where's the Beef?" lady.
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-Oh.
-"Where's the Beef?" lady got in.
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So, that's fun.
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Honestly, our biggest problem is
that we need more architects and actors.
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Well, sorry, but these younger demon
actors have no dedication to their craft.
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They think they can just start acting.
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They have to learn
that acting is reacting.
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And reacting is pre-acting.
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But pre-acting? Well, that's just being.
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Okay, take it down a notch,
Daniel Day-Lewis.
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Shawn? What ya got?
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Well, I'll begin by saying
that this new system stinks,
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and Michael stinks,
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and we should throw
this all in the garbage
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and go back to the way it used to be
when everyone was tortured.
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There's still some bumps in the road,
but this system is good and it's working.
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Come on, admit it.
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I will never... ever, ever, ever, ever...
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ever, ever, ever,
ever, ever, ever, ever, ever...
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ever, ever, ever, ever...
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ever admit that.
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I know, buddy. I know.
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-What time is it?
-I don't know.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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At one point, hundreds of Bearimys ago,
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I turned off my ability to know
what time it is
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anywhere in the universe
when you and I are together.
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I like not knowing.
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It's 10:42 a.m.
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Sorry, saying out loud that I didn't know
something made me feel weird.
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Man, I feel weird
when I do know something.
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You and I are very different.
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Okay, gotta go meet my dad.
I'm gonna try one more time.
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-Good luck.
-Thanks.
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Ugh, I'm freaking out, man.
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You got this, dawg.
One more play for all the marbles.
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I love you and I believe in you.
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Thanks, Dad.
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-Okay, here we go.
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Bortles gonna throw... yes!
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- I did it!
- You did it!
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It took you more than 433,000 tries,
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but you just played
the perfect game of Madden!
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You did it!
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That's my boy.
That's my boy.
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I did it.
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Okay.
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-Janet?
-Hi, there.
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Hi, Janet. I made dinner.
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You always make it for me,
so this time I wanted to make it.
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And real talk, it didn't go great.
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This is spaghetti.
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Now, I know it looks weird,
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but I bit off a chunk, and actually,
it's pretty bad.
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Also, I put out the forks and knives
the way kings and queens do it.
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Close to the plates.
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-Also--
-Uh-oh.
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Oh, dip.
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Yeah.
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So...
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I need to talk to everyone.
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Should I ask them to come here?
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No, I...
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I had a better idea.
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-Hello, you two.
-Hi.
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What fun meeting back here!
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Wow! You even restored it
to the way it used to look.
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What inspired this, J-Dawg?
You get a hankering for frozen yogurt?
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No.
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I have an announcement to make.
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I'm leaving.
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Going through the door.
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Wow.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, I am.
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It's time.
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We thought the best move was
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to gather everyone together
for a sort of farewell party.
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We're gonna eat and drink,
and there will be dancing...
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Fun.
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Whee!
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Okay, homies, you're sad.
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I can tell 'cause you have the same looks
on your faces that my teachers did
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whenever I raised my hand in class.
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But let's be happy. I'm gonna DJ.
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We'll play EDM all night. Come on.
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-Come on.
- Ah!
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Oof!
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Now, I'm bummed about two things.
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Hey there, Doug.
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-Hi.
-Having fun?
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I've had so much chicken.
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It's probably good
you chose your young body.
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Yeah.
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How are you doing?
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I'm okay, Michael.
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How are you?
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Well...
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I'm sad.
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And I know you're the most advanced being
in the universe,
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but I feel like I need to tell you
it's okay if you're sad, too.
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I know.
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And I am a little, but also, I know
this is the right time for him to leave.
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I really am okay. I promise.
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Will you come talk to me if you're not?
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Always.
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-How y'all doin' tonight?
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Okay, homies, we got a real special treat.
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My old dance crew,
Dance Dance Resolution, is here!
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-Y'all ready to tear it up one last time?
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What? Yes!
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That was special.
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I'll never forget this night...
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until I walk through the door
and dissolve into the universe.
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Can I ask you something, buddy?
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How did you... know?
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Look, it wasn't like I heard a bell ring
or anything.
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I just suddenly had this calm feeling,
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like the air inside my lungs was the
same as the air outside my body.
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It was peaceful.
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You know the feeling when you think
a jalapeño popper is gonna be too hot,
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but you bite into it anyway
and it's actually the perfect temperature?
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Believe it or not, I do know that feeling.
That feeling rules.
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There you go.
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Uh...
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Can I get your advice on something?
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I'm scared Janet's gonna forget me.
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Her falling in love with someone else,
I'm fine with that.
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If Jason Momoa
or if Lara Croft, Tomb Raider gets in,
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and Janet's like, "That's what's up!"
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Totally cool.
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But her forgetting me would be sad.
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So, I made her this.
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What do you guys think?
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It's lovely.
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But she's not gonna forget you, man.
I mean, she literally can't.
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She remembers everything
that ever happened.
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Even if she could forget someone,
I don't think she's gonna forget you.
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Thanks.
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When I had Jason,
I was 18 years old.
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In many ways, Jason raised me
just as much as I raised him.
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So, thanks for being a great dad, son!
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-I love you, Dad!
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Jason is the realest dude ever.
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I mean, none of us are real anymore.
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We're all just Caspers the Ghosts
and whatnot.
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Which is funny, because me and Jason
ain't even white.
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Why are all ghosts white?
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Oh, dip, are ghosts racist?
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What I'm trying to say is,
"I love you, dawg.
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You're my hero.
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You're my best friend.
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And you're my guard to Minshew."
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You can sit on that bench
as long as you want.
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Whenever you're ready,
you just walk through.
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I love you, Janet.
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I love you, too, Jason.
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I hope you have a nice rest of eternity.
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Mmm.
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I made you something.
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Oh, dip, I lost it.
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-It's okay.
-No, it's not.
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I made you this cool thing
so you'll remember me
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even when you're married to Aquaman.
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And I lost it somewhere in this forest.
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-Some magical squirrel probably ate it.
-Jason, it's okay.
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I'm never gonna forget you.
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In fact, to me,
you won't even really be gone.
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I don't experience time
the same way you do.
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I kind of live all times at once.
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I know what you mean.
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Once, I smoked salvia and saw the past
and the future at the same time.
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Hmm.
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Then I tried to brush my teeth
with my cat.
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To me, remembering moments with you
is the same as living in them.
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Could you just remember the happy times
and forget the bad stuff?
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There was no bad stuff.
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It was all good.
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Oh.
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These spindles are gorgeous.
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And there's almost a feeling
of musculature to this transition.
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The oak just sort of told me the shape
before I even got to the spokeshave.
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This under-bevel is a great trick.
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It really makes it feel lighter,
while leaving you plenty of beef to carve.
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It's really just a modified Danish line.
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Still, you made it your own.
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This is as good a chair as I've seen.
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I have nothing left to teach you.
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Ah! Hurrah!
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Thank you.
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-Janet.
-Hi, there.
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Call up the list, please.
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Congratulations.
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Actually, I just finished
repaving my driveway yesterday.
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So, cross that one off, too.
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Before you start your next project,
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you should know, that thing that you asked
me to tell you when it happened?
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It happened.
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I mean, they've gone through the system
so they'll be a little different, right?
252
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One would hope.
253
00:14:02,946 --> 00:14:04,948
I've never had lunch with Mum and Dad.
254
00:14:05,031 --> 00:14:07,367
I've only stood
silently behind their chairs
255
00:14:07,450 --> 00:14:09,578
while they ate lobster tail
with Oscar de la Renta.
256
00:14:10,161 --> 00:14:11,079
I'm right here.
257
00:14:11,871 --> 00:14:12,998
We will get through this together.
258
00:14:14,249 --> 00:14:16,001
Here we go.
259
00:14:18,545 --> 00:14:22,215
-Mother, Father, welcome to--
-My darlings!
260
00:14:22,299 --> 00:14:23,633
My darlings.
261
00:14:24,217 --> 00:14:25,719
My little girls!
262
00:14:25,802 --> 00:14:28,722
We love you both so much!
263
00:14:28,805 --> 00:14:30,765
So very much!
264
00:14:30,849 --> 00:14:33,351
We have a million things
to talk to you about.
265
00:14:33,435 --> 00:14:36,062
But first, we are sorry.
266
00:14:36,146 --> 00:14:39,274
We'll just be endlessly sorry,
forever and ever.
267
00:14:42,402 --> 00:14:45,447
-Holy crap.
-I know, right?
268
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:04,966
Ugh!
269
00:15:05,050 --> 00:15:08,637
For the one millionth time
they've sent us teddy bears and flowers.
270
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:11,723
You think they'd understand we can get
these things ourselves if we want.
271
00:15:13,516 --> 00:15:16,394
-Ah, that's lovely.
-Thanks.
272
00:15:16,478 --> 00:15:19,272
You know, I never thought
I would say this,
273
00:15:19,356 --> 00:15:20,857
but I'm getting a little bored
274
00:15:20,941 --> 00:15:23,360
of Mom and Dad telling us
how much they love us.
275
00:15:24,861 --> 00:15:25,820
Yes.
276
00:15:27,447 --> 00:15:28,949
Isn't that something?
277
00:15:33,411 --> 00:15:36,790
Well, this may not come as a surprise
to any of you, but...
278
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:39,793
I'm ready to go.
279
00:15:39,876 --> 00:15:42,170
Oh, nuts. I knew it.
280
00:15:42,253 --> 00:15:44,089
-You finished everything on your list?
- I did.
281
00:15:44,756 --> 00:15:48,134
I learned how to install a bathtub,
fly a helicopter, defuse a bomb,
282
00:15:48,802 --> 00:15:50,679
deliver the perfect backhand slice.
283
00:15:50,762 --> 00:15:54,474
My last goal was to spend
one meaningful day with my parents,
284
00:15:54,557 --> 00:15:56,685
and now I've spent thousands of them.
285
00:15:57,435 --> 00:15:58,603
I feel complete.
286
00:15:58,687 --> 00:16:00,814
Would you like me
to prepare a farewell party for you?
287
00:16:00,897 --> 00:16:03,066
No need. I've done it myself.
288
00:16:03,149 --> 00:16:05,110
I've cooked all the food,
mixed all the drinks,
289
00:16:05,193 --> 00:16:07,904
made all the furniture,
repainted all the walls,
290
00:16:07,988 --> 00:16:09,447
and trained all the animals.
291
00:16:09,531 --> 00:16:10,490
Champagne?
292
00:16:10,573 --> 00:16:11,574
Uh, sure.
293
00:16:11,658 --> 00:16:12,784
Thank you, panda.
294
00:16:12,867 --> 00:16:15,328
Also, I've already said goodbye
to everyone else in my life.
295
00:16:15,412 --> 00:16:16,997
My sister, my parents...
296
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,541
Bey and Jay, who took it very hard.
297
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,877
Tonight, it's just us.
298
00:16:31,136 --> 00:16:35,890
I hate to tell you this,
but your risotto was a little sticky.
299
00:16:35,974 --> 00:16:38,393
-Was it?
-No, damn it, it was amazing.
300
00:16:38,476 --> 00:16:42,647
Just trying to figure out a way to get you
to hang around for a few more Bearimys.
301
00:16:43,231 --> 00:16:44,733
Can I tell you something?
302
00:16:45,817 --> 00:16:47,027
You're my role model.
303
00:16:47,736 --> 00:16:48,862
Come on.
304
00:16:48,945 --> 00:16:49,946
I'm serious.
305
00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:54,534
Babe, you were already
the most impressive person I ever met,
306
00:16:54,617 --> 00:16:56,578
and now you can do literally everything.
307
00:16:56,661 --> 00:16:59,914
If that's true,
it's because you inspired me.
308
00:16:59,998 --> 00:17:02,917
I admire you so very much.
309
00:17:03,001 --> 00:17:06,963
Your strength, your toughness,
your self-esteem, not to mention...
310
00:17:07,714 --> 00:17:09,632
you have a rockin' bod.
311
00:17:10,508 --> 00:17:11,843
Did you just turn the tables on me?
312
00:17:13,803 --> 00:17:15,472
I got nothin' left to teach you.
313
00:17:16,473 --> 00:17:18,141
-Janet.
-Hi, there.
314
00:17:18,224 --> 00:17:20,101
One more goal to add to the list, please.
315
00:17:20,852 --> 00:17:22,103
Now, cross it off.
316
00:17:25,940 --> 00:17:28,193
I know we already said goodbye.
I'm not even here.
317
00:17:28,276 --> 00:17:29,402
I just had to see you one last time
318
00:17:29,486 --> 00:17:31,529
because I hooked up
with Alexander the Great.
319
00:17:31,613 --> 00:17:33,948
- Oh.
-And it was more like Alexander the Fine.
320
00:17:34,032 --> 00:17:34,866
-Okay.
321
00:17:34,949 --> 00:17:36,659
Anyway, I love you, I love you,
goodbye forever.
322
00:17:36,743 --> 00:17:37,660
-Bye, love!
- Bye.
323
00:17:38,745 --> 00:17:40,997
I admire your breadth of knowledge.
324
00:17:41,081 --> 00:17:43,374
I can only do one thing, be an architect.
325
00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:47,712
I've spent the last 500 Bearimys
trying to learn how to play the guitar.
326
00:17:47,796 --> 00:17:50,507
And I just mastered "Hey There Delilah."
327
00:17:50,590 --> 00:17:52,759
Don't sell yourself short, Michael.
328
00:17:52,842 --> 00:17:56,304
I dare say you're the greatest architect
in existence.
329
00:17:56,387 --> 00:18:00,141
-And I should know--
-Frank Gehry is my godfather.
330
00:18:01,142 --> 00:18:03,061
Fair enough. I deserved that.
331
00:18:03,144 --> 00:18:06,523
Oh, Tahani,
I'm gonna miss you, babe.
332
00:18:08,149 --> 00:18:08,983
Wait.
333
00:18:10,026 --> 00:18:10,860
I don't want to leave.
334
00:18:10,944 --> 00:18:13,613
Great. Then, stay.
335
00:18:13,696 --> 00:18:16,407
New party, everyone. A staying party.
336
00:18:16,491 --> 00:18:18,535
No, I also don't want to stay.
337
00:18:18,618 --> 00:18:21,121
I'm done here,
but I don't want to go there.
338
00:18:21,996 --> 00:18:23,581
It's kind of your only options.
339
00:18:23,665 --> 00:18:25,250
No, they aren't.
340
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,920
I want to learn to do
what you do, Michael.
341
00:18:29,003 --> 00:18:31,089
I want to be an architect,
design afterlives.
342
00:18:31,172 --> 00:18:35,510
Tahani, you're a wonderful person
but you're a person.
343
00:18:35,593 --> 00:18:37,387
-It's impossible.
-Nonsense.
344
00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:40,181
I can learn,
just like I learned all this other stuff.
345
00:18:40,265 --> 00:18:43,434
I've spent most of my life
pretending to help people.
346
00:18:43,518 --> 00:18:45,687
If I were an architect,
I could do it for real.
347
00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:47,355
Let me at least try.
348
00:18:48,898 --> 00:18:51,234
Don't make me talk to your manager.
349
00:18:51,734 --> 00:18:52,694
Oh!
350
00:18:53,778 --> 00:18:55,280
- That's my girl!
- Oh!
351
00:18:55,989 --> 00:18:56,865
Hey, Jeff.
352
00:18:57,699 --> 00:18:59,909
Boy, kind of getting away
from you here, huh?
353
00:18:59,993 --> 00:19:04,706
Yeah. I love frogs though,
so it's awesome.
354
00:19:04,789 --> 00:19:06,958
I did bring you one.
355
00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:09,252
Thanks, Tahani. Just toss it on the pile.
356
00:19:09,794 --> 00:19:13,548
Wait, hang on, hang on.
So you can never tell a woman to smile?
357
00:19:14,299 --> 00:19:17,010
What if she'd legitimately be prettier
if she smiled?
358
00:19:17,093 --> 00:19:18,219
Aren't I helping her?
359
00:19:18,887 --> 00:19:23,224
Glenn, Beadie,
this is your new intern, Tahani.
360
00:19:23,308 --> 00:19:25,310
Tahani! This is so neat.
361
00:19:25,393 --> 00:19:28,479
I haven't seen you
since I was exploded into goo.
362
00:19:28,563 --> 00:19:30,398
I didn't get any me on you, did I?
363
00:19:30,481 --> 00:19:33,693
You did, but it's all
goo under the bridge.
364
00:19:34,319 --> 00:19:36,821
Anyway, I want to learn everything.
365
00:19:36,905 --> 00:19:39,908
I shall start at the bottom
and earn my way up.
366
00:19:39,991 --> 00:19:42,702
To wit,
would anyone like a cup of antimatter?
367
00:19:42,785 --> 00:19:44,913
Sure,
I take mine with non-dairy neutrinos.
368
00:19:44,996 --> 00:19:45,914
Coming right up.
369
00:19:49,292 --> 00:19:53,630
Thank you, Michael, for everything.
370
00:19:53,713 --> 00:19:54,631
You're welcome.
371
00:19:55,882 --> 00:19:58,927
I brought you a little
"first day on the job" present.
372
00:20:01,054 --> 00:20:02,764
Once you're a big deal around here,
373
00:20:02,847 --> 00:20:05,683
I hope you don't mind
if I brag about knowing you.
374
00:20:06,643 --> 00:20:10,396
Name dropping is a little gauche, Michael,
but do as you must.
375
00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:25,411
"Working out the terms of
moral justification is an unending task."
376
00:20:25,495 --> 00:20:26,746
Boom!
377
00:20:26,829 --> 00:20:28,039
I did it.
378
00:20:28,122 --> 00:20:31,668
It only took me 2,000 Bearimys,
but I finally finished that book.
379
00:20:31,751 --> 00:20:36,547
Sucker! Reading you was
an unending task, but I freaking did it!
380
00:20:36,631 --> 00:20:39,259
-Congrats, babe.
-Thanks. What are you reading?
381
00:20:39,801 --> 00:20:40,635
The Da Vinci Code.
382
00:20:40,718 --> 00:20:43,096
-Really?
-After a thousand lifetimes
383
00:20:43,179 --> 00:20:46,307
of reading the most difficult writings
in the world, I've acquired a new passion:
384
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,351
garbage books!
385
00:20:48,434 --> 00:20:51,229
Do you think I would have been
a good symbologist...
386
00:20:51,854 --> 00:20:53,815
-if that were a real job?
-Yes, I do.
387
00:20:53,898 --> 00:20:56,317
You're very cute.
Come on, we gotta go to dinner.
388
00:20:57,402 --> 00:20:59,988
I can't believe
she learned to cook this well.
389
00:21:00,071 --> 00:21:01,489
When I first met Tahani on Earth,
390
00:21:01,572 --> 00:21:03,700
she was trying to shove jewelry
into a vending machine.
391
00:21:04,867 --> 00:21:08,579
Okay, well, if she is an architect,
then she should design my idea.
392
00:21:09,289 --> 00:21:11,833
A karaoke room that's also a tanning bed.
393
00:21:11,916 --> 00:21:12,917
Ooh, yes.
394
00:21:13,001 --> 00:21:16,004
And the harder you commit to the song,
the tanner you get.
395
00:21:16,087 --> 00:21:20,925
I am so glad that going through the system
did not totally change you two dingdongs.
396
00:21:21,968 --> 00:21:24,345
For dessert, we have to get the tiramisu.
397
00:21:24,429 --> 00:21:28,474
Man, Chidi Anagonye,
just casually making choices.
398
00:21:28,558 --> 00:21:31,936
I never thought I'd live to see it.
I mean, I guess I didn't.
399
00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:34,856
-That's right, 'cause we're all dead!
400
00:21:39,777 --> 00:21:40,903
That was so fun.
401
00:21:41,529 --> 00:21:44,073
Yeah. Yeah, it's always fun to see them.
402
00:21:44,157 --> 00:21:46,200
Every time we do it, it's fun.
403
00:21:46,284 --> 00:21:49,120
I had coffee with my mom the other day,
and she says hi.
404
00:21:49,203 --> 00:21:52,915
But she also finally learned
how to pronounce your mom's name,
405
00:21:53,624 --> 00:21:55,209
-which is good.
406
00:21:55,293 --> 00:21:58,379
Yeah. They were joking about that
last time we saw them.
407
00:21:58,463 --> 00:21:59,422
-Mmm.
-Remember?
408
00:21:59,505 --> 00:22:01,132
-Oh, right. Yeah.
409
00:22:03,843 --> 00:22:04,761
Shakespeare went through the door.
410
00:22:04,844 --> 00:22:05,970
-Really?
-Yeah.
411
00:22:06,637 --> 00:22:09,015
-Everyone's talking about it.
-It's probably for the best.
412
00:22:09,098 --> 00:22:12,685
His last 4,000 plays were not nearly
as good as the ones he wrote on Earth.
413
00:22:13,227 --> 00:22:16,439
I mean, did you see
The Tempest Two: Here We Blow Again?
414
00:22:16,522 --> 00:22:17,815
-Mmm.
-Woof!
415
00:22:23,029 --> 00:22:24,197
Do you mind if we go home?
416
00:22:24,864 --> 00:22:25,698
I'm tired.
417
00:22:25,782 --> 00:22:28,284
Sure. Okay.
418
00:22:33,873 --> 00:22:35,374
Uh...
419
00:22:37,043 --> 00:22:38,336
I'm gonna get ready for bed.
420
00:22:38,419 --> 00:22:41,339
Cool, I'm gonna take a little stroll.
I'll see you in a bit.
421
00:22:41,422 --> 00:22:42,298
Okay.
422
00:22:48,971 --> 00:22:51,099
- Dude!
-Hey. Perfect.
423
00:22:51,182 --> 00:22:52,475
Are these good lyrics?
424
00:22:53,351 --> 00:22:55,269
♪ The psychedelic stardust ♪
425
00:22:55,353 --> 00:22:57,355
♪ And moonbeam banana-- ♪
426
00:22:57,438 --> 00:22:58,815
No, stop. That's terrible.
427
00:22:58,898 --> 00:23:01,859
And we got a problem.
I think Chidi's gonna leave.
428
00:23:01,943 --> 00:23:02,777
Really?
429
00:23:04,112 --> 00:23:05,696
Did he say he was ready?
430
00:23:05,780 --> 00:23:09,575
He didn't say exactly that,
but he's getting close. I can tell.
431
00:23:09,659 --> 00:23:13,204
I need to do something to shake things up,
light a spark.
432
00:23:13,287 --> 00:23:15,915
-Oh. Janet?
-Hi, there.
433
00:23:15,998 --> 00:23:19,043
Hi. I think Chidi's almost ready
to walk through the door,
434
00:23:19,127 --> 00:23:20,128
and I need to keep him here,
435
00:23:20,211 --> 00:23:24,132
so, um, can you make me a bed
shaped like a giant highlighter,
436
00:23:24,215 --> 00:23:27,385
and a sexy, edible valedictorian robe?
437
00:23:27,468 --> 00:23:29,887
No, I think this calls
for something spiritual.
438
00:23:29,971 --> 00:23:32,390
Ah, okay, but if I do this right,
my man's gonna be talking to God,
439
00:23:32,473 --> 00:23:34,183
you know what I mean?
Wait, what do you mean?
440
00:23:34,267 --> 00:23:37,186
Forgive me, Eleanor,
but if Chidi's ready to go...
441
00:23:37,270 --> 00:23:38,396
it's time for him to go.
442
00:23:38,479 --> 00:23:40,731
Uh, he didn't say that yet, though.
443
00:23:40,815 --> 00:23:42,650
We're in classic Chidi gray area.
444
00:23:42,733 --> 00:23:45,820
You need to remind him
of what's great about this place.
445
00:23:46,195 --> 00:23:49,907
Oh, oh, remember where he took us
the first month we were all together?
446
00:23:49,991 --> 00:23:52,869
Oh, great idea. Yes! Janet, set the scene.
447
00:23:52,952 --> 00:23:56,414
Okay. Would you like it restored
to its original glory?
448
00:23:56,497 --> 00:23:58,958
No. First time he went, he was in college.
449
00:23:59,041 --> 00:24:03,004
Have it look and feel exactly like it was
that day when he fell in love with it.
450
00:24:03,713 --> 00:24:06,424
Also, pack me the edible robe.
That might seal the deal.
451
00:24:07,341 --> 00:24:08,759
Okay, you're all set.
452
00:24:11,429 --> 00:24:14,015
Hey, guess what? Surprise trip, come on.
453
00:24:14,098 --> 00:24:16,684
-Surprise trip? Now?
-Yeah.
454
00:24:16,767 --> 00:24:19,270
Special fun trip, just us two. Let's go.
455
00:24:19,353 --> 00:24:21,230
Can I change out of my pajamas first?
456
00:24:21,314 --> 00:24:23,065
Let the door do it. Come on!
457
00:24:23,149 --> 00:24:24,692
-Come on, come on, come on!
-Okay.
458
00:24:32,158 --> 00:24:35,912
Oh... Oh, man, Eleanor.
459
00:24:35,995 --> 00:24:38,456
Right? We haven't been here in so long.
460
00:24:38,539 --> 00:24:42,752
Athens. Man, this city,
it takes my breath away every time.
461
00:24:43,377 --> 00:24:46,380
Talk it out, bud. Tell me everything
you know about this place.
462
00:24:46,464 --> 00:24:47,715
Because, full disclosure,
463
00:24:47,798 --> 00:24:49,425
I didn't really listen
the first time you told me.
464
00:24:50,009 --> 00:24:51,886
Well, I mean...
465
00:24:51,969 --> 00:24:53,137
That's the Acropolis.
466
00:24:53,221 --> 00:24:55,765
Oh, and this is the Pnyx.
467
00:24:55,848 --> 00:24:58,476
Thousands of Athenians would gather here
468
00:24:58,559 --> 00:25:01,854
and listen to people discuss their city
and its laws
469
00:25:01,938 --> 00:25:04,065
from that stage right there.
470
00:25:04,148 --> 00:25:06,234
This is literally where democracy started.
471
00:25:06,317 --> 00:25:07,610
Well, that's fine and dandy,
472
00:25:07,693 --> 00:25:10,780
but as you might know,
I'm kind of a philosophy gal.
473
00:25:11,864 --> 00:25:13,783
Where were the big brains hanging out?
474
00:25:14,867 --> 00:25:18,246
Socrates, Aristotle, Plato, Diogenes...
475
00:25:18,329 --> 00:25:21,749
they all gathered right here
in the Agora.
476
00:25:21,832 --> 00:25:24,669
It was like the Avengers,
but for super thinkers.
477
00:25:25,670 --> 00:25:28,547
Come on, you brought me here.
You knew what was gonna happen.
478
00:25:28,631 --> 00:25:30,758
No, I love that you're so happy.
479
00:25:30,841 --> 00:25:32,260
Hey, let me ask you something.
480
00:25:32,343 --> 00:25:36,389
Is it weird that when I picture
Ancient Greeks I make them really hot?
481
00:25:36,472 --> 00:25:39,892
To me, Aristotle is basically
John Stamos with a beard.
482
00:25:39,976 --> 00:25:42,895
-Honestly, that's how I picture him, too.
-Good, same page.
483
00:26:02,039 --> 00:26:04,375
What's this called again? "Kouluvri"?
484
00:26:04,458 --> 00:26:07,795
Koulouri. Man, I lived on these
when I was here.
485
00:26:07,878 --> 00:26:10,715
I like to picture
a young Chidi Anagonye here,
486
00:26:10,798 --> 00:26:14,510
reading, nerding out,
treating himself to a koulouri
487
00:26:14,593 --> 00:26:18,014
if he had an astute insight
into Aristotelian virtue ethics.
488
00:26:18,097 --> 00:26:21,225
That... is accurate.
489
00:26:21,309 --> 00:26:25,396
That is an accurate picture
of 20-year-old me.
490
00:26:27,481 --> 00:26:30,318
This was so special. Thank you.
491
00:26:30,985 --> 00:26:31,944
Should we head home?
492
00:26:33,112 --> 00:26:36,574
Nope, because we're not done yet.
493
00:26:36,657 --> 00:26:39,327
There's more special trip. Janet.
494
00:26:39,410 --> 00:26:41,620
Hi, there. You enjoying your trip, Chidi?
495
00:26:41,704 --> 00:26:44,248
Yes, we are, but it's not over yet.
496
00:26:44,832 --> 00:26:48,377
We are ready to head
to destination number two, remember?
497
00:26:48,461 --> 00:26:50,212
Yes, of course.
498
00:26:50,296 --> 00:26:51,714
Head right this way.
499
00:26:57,219 --> 00:26:59,388
Oh, man. Oh, wow.
500
00:27:00,306 --> 00:27:04,018
-Paris.
-Yes, Paris. Obviously.
501
00:27:04,727 --> 00:27:09,106
My favorite city. And you even picked
the ideal weather.
502
00:27:09,190 --> 00:27:13,319
Overcast and chilly.
Perfect for staying inside and reading.
503
00:27:13,402 --> 00:27:15,404
Is this what you were hinting to me?
504
00:27:15,488 --> 00:27:18,074
I was thinking Six Flags,
but this is way better.
505
00:27:19,825 --> 00:27:22,328
I used to come to this café every day
when I lived here.
506
00:27:22,411 --> 00:27:24,455
I tried to sit
in a different seat each time,
507
00:27:24,538 --> 00:27:27,875
so I could eventually say
that I definitely sat
508
00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:30,878
in the exact same place
as Jean-Paul Sartre,
509
00:27:30,961 --> 00:27:36,092
Simone de Beauvoir, and Richard Wright,
Brecht, James Baldwin...
510
00:27:36,175 --> 00:27:39,553
Well, we got all the time
in the world now, baby.
511
00:27:40,054 --> 00:27:42,348
Put that booty
in a seat warmed by history.
512
00:27:45,267 --> 00:27:46,977
Eleanor, I know what you're doing.
513
00:27:48,104 --> 00:27:51,232
Being the best eternal girlfriend ever?
Guilty.
514
00:27:52,149 --> 00:27:53,442
Let's take a walk.
515
00:27:55,694 --> 00:27:59,782
So, Eleanor, here it is.
516
00:27:59,865 --> 00:28:02,034
I love you...
517
00:28:02,118 --> 00:28:05,037
-completely and utterly--
-Oh, crap.
518
00:28:05,121 --> 00:28:06,080
But I have to go.
519
00:28:06,747 --> 00:28:08,332
But you don't, though.
520
00:28:08,416 --> 00:28:11,335
You don't have to go.
You don't have to leave me.
521
00:28:11,419 --> 00:28:16,298
I don't want to leave you.
I'm just... ready to leave.
522
00:28:16,382 --> 00:28:19,009
I have the same feeling
that the others described,
523
00:28:19,093 --> 00:28:21,220
a kind of quietude in my soul.
524
00:28:21,303 --> 00:28:23,389
But... you just had it.
525
00:28:23,472 --> 00:28:25,641
What if those other dummies
didn't wait long enough
526
00:28:25,724 --> 00:28:27,184
and the feeling fades,
527
00:28:27,268 --> 00:28:29,937
and you get to spend
another billion Bearimys
528
00:28:30,020 --> 00:28:33,149
in fake afterlife Europe
with your kickass girlfriend?
529
00:28:33,232 --> 00:28:34,358
I didn't just have it.
530
00:28:35,192 --> 00:28:36,735
I've had it a long time.
531
00:28:37,987 --> 00:28:40,364
Remember that day
we were with our parents?
532
00:28:41,157 --> 00:28:42,992
My mom kissed you goodbye...
533
00:28:43,659 --> 00:28:47,872
and got lipstick on your cheek,
and your mom rubbed it off.
534
00:28:49,081 --> 00:28:51,834
I don't know why that was it, but...
535
00:28:53,169 --> 00:28:54,336
that was it.
536
00:28:54,837 --> 00:28:57,798
-And I didn't want to tell you, because...
537
00:28:59,216 --> 00:29:02,219
-Because...
-No, man, this can't... be.
538
00:29:02,928 --> 00:29:04,889
Because Jason's gone,
539
00:29:04,972 --> 00:29:08,476
Tahani's off doing her thing
and I'm not ready to go.
540
00:29:08,559 --> 00:29:11,479
So if you leave, then I'm alone here.
541
00:29:11,562 --> 00:29:13,147
I was alone
my whole life...
542
00:29:14,398 --> 00:29:16,901
and I told myself I like it that way,
but I don't.
543
00:29:18,444 --> 00:29:21,280
I like being with you.
544
00:29:24,074 --> 00:29:25,284
Okay. I won't go.
545
00:29:26,410 --> 00:29:28,412
-Really?
-Yeah, I won't go. There's...
546
00:29:29,705 --> 00:29:31,916
There is still plenty to do.
547
00:29:32,917 --> 00:29:33,834
I'll stay.
548
00:29:36,545 --> 00:29:38,422
Who's ready for Six Flags?
549
00:29:38,506 --> 00:29:41,592
Oh, we're good. We got it.
He's gonna stay.
550
00:29:46,305 --> 00:29:50,518
So, what do you wanna do?
Turn into birds and fly to Notre Dame?
551
00:29:51,060 --> 00:29:52,520
Stand on top of the Eiffel Tower
552
00:29:52,603 --> 00:29:55,231
and throw water balloons
onto imaginary tourists?
553
00:29:55,314 --> 00:29:56,649
Whatever you want to do.
554
00:29:57,274 --> 00:30:01,111
Okay, well, let's freshen up,
have dinner at some schmancy restaurant,
555
00:30:01,195 --> 00:30:02,738
order a million-dollar bottle of wine,
556
00:30:02,822 --> 00:30:05,407
even though it tastes
exactly like cheap, stupid wine,
557
00:30:05,491 --> 00:30:07,451
sit in a room at the Georges Cinq
558
00:30:07,535 --> 00:30:10,704
and watch Real Housewives of...
whatever city they're doing that in now.
559
00:30:11,914 --> 00:30:12,873
Love it.
560
00:30:13,499 --> 00:30:16,335
I'm gonna walk around my old neighborhood.
See where I used to live.
561
00:30:16,418 --> 00:30:18,879
-Meet you at the restaurant?
-Yeah.
562
00:30:18,963 --> 00:30:20,005
All right.
563
00:30:48,576 --> 00:30:50,953
Let's see what's on the menu.
564
00:30:52,413 --> 00:30:56,125
"Literally anything
you could possibly imagine." Hmm.
565
00:30:56,208 --> 00:30:57,376
What are you thinking?
566
00:30:58,377 --> 00:31:03,048
"Working out the terms of
moral justification is an unending task."
567
00:31:03,632 --> 00:31:06,218
That's what I was thinking about.
That sentence.
568
00:31:06,302 --> 00:31:07,761
You wanna eat that sentence for dinner?
569
00:31:07,845 --> 00:31:10,306
Can we eat words?
'Cause I asked Janet about this and--
570
00:31:10,389 --> 00:31:14,268
No, no, it's the last line
of Scanlon's book, remember?
571
00:31:14,351 --> 00:31:15,185
Ah.
572
00:31:15,269 --> 00:31:17,313
The whole book is about
how we should try to find rules
573
00:31:17,396 --> 00:31:21,150
other people can't reasonably reject,
and then he ends it by saying,
574
00:31:21,233 --> 00:31:25,905
the search for how to find those rules
will go on forever.
575
00:31:26,655 --> 00:31:30,409
I proposed a rule
that Chidis shouldn't be allowed to leave
576
00:31:31,285 --> 00:31:33,203
because it would make Eleanors sad.
577
00:31:33,871 --> 00:31:35,372
And I could do this forever.
578
00:31:35,873 --> 00:31:38,542
Zip you around the universe,
showing you cool stuff,
579
00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:44,757
and I'd still never find the justification
for getting you to stay...
580
00:31:46,759 --> 00:31:49,053
because it's a selfish rule.
581
00:31:50,596 --> 00:31:54,475
I owe it to you to let you go.
582
00:32:16,246 --> 00:32:18,624
I was never good at being sad,
583
00:32:18,707 --> 00:32:22,252
partly because
my mom straight up told me not to be.
584
00:32:23,796 --> 00:32:25,965
But this is sad, man.
585
00:32:27,466 --> 00:32:28,884
You got a John Locke quote
586
00:32:28,968 --> 00:32:32,262
or a piece of Kantian wisdom
you can throw at me?
587
00:32:32,346 --> 00:32:36,350
Those guys were more focused
on rules and regulations.
588
00:32:37,351 --> 00:32:41,647
For spiritual stuff,
you gotta turn to the East.
589
00:32:41,730 --> 00:32:43,899
I'll take anything you got. Hit me.
590
00:32:47,236 --> 00:32:51,115
Picture a wave... in the ocean.
591
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,160
You can see it, measure it, its height,
592
00:32:55,244 --> 00:33:01,583
the way the sunlight refracts
when it passes through and it's there,
593
00:33:01,667 --> 00:33:04,503
and you can see it,
and you know what it is, it's a wave.
594
00:33:05,671 --> 00:33:10,384
And then it crashes on the shore...
and it's gone.
595
00:33:12,428 --> 00:33:16,390
But the water is still there.
596
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:24,648
The wave was just a different way
for the water to be,
597
00:33:24,732 --> 00:33:26,191
for a little while.
598
00:33:29,111 --> 00:33:31,864
That's one conception of death,
for a Buddhist.
599
00:33:32,990 --> 00:33:36,410
The wave returns to the ocean...
600
00:33:39,621 --> 00:33:41,248
-...where it came from,
601
00:33:42,958 --> 00:33:44,835
and where it's supposed to be.
602
00:33:47,129 --> 00:33:49,298
-Not bad, Buddhists.
-Not bad.
603
00:33:52,468 --> 00:33:54,094
None of this is bad.
604
00:34:02,853 --> 00:34:05,397
-I need you to do me one last favor.
-Mmm-hmm?
605
00:34:07,024 --> 00:34:09,359
Say goodbye to me now.
606
00:34:09,443 --> 00:34:11,403
Then leave before I wake up.
607
00:35:01,036 --> 00:35:03,914
You can sit on that bench
as long as you'd like
608
00:35:03,997 --> 00:35:07,793
and whenever you're ready,
you just walk through.
609
00:35:10,045 --> 00:35:11,046
I'm ready.
610
00:35:30,065 --> 00:35:31,316
Oh, dip! You're back.
611
00:35:32,317 --> 00:35:33,152
Jason?
612
00:35:33,235 --> 00:35:34,069
Yeah!
613
00:35:34,153 --> 00:35:36,697
What... but how... why...
614
00:35:37,406 --> 00:35:39,074
Funny story.
615
00:35:39,158 --> 00:35:41,201
-Remember how I made you something...
-Uh-huh.
616
00:35:41,285 --> 00:35:43,203
...and I thought I lost it
because it wasn't in my pocket?
617
00:35:43,287 --> 00:35:45,455
-Uh-huh?
-Turns out, it was in my other pocket.
618
00:35:45,539 --> 00:35:47,875
-By the time I found it, you were gone.
619
00:35:47,958 --> 00:35:50,002
I was just gonna leave it for you,
but I was worried
620
00:35:50,085 --> 00:35:55,007
it would get eaten by that magic squirrel,
so I decided to wait for you to come back.
621
00:35:55,090 --> 00:35:59,845
Every so often, a different Janet came,
but I knew it wasn't you.
622
00:35:59,928 --> 00:36:02,806
Jason, it's been, like, 1,000 Bearimys.
623
00:36:02,890 --> 00:36:05,392
I know. But I wanted to see you again.
624
00:36:06,476 --> 00:36:07,769
It was actually pretty easy to wait.
625
00:36:08,353 --> 00:36:12,649
I sort of just sat quietly
and let my mind drift away...
626
00:36:13,692 --> 00:36:17,779
thought about you
and the infinity of the universe.
627
00:36:18,363 --> 00:36:19,615
Kind of like a monk.
628
00:36:19,698 --> 00:36:21,074
What do you mean?
629
00:36:22,618 --> 00:36:23,452
Um...
630
00:36:29,333 --> 00:36:30,918
Looks good, not-a-girl.
631
00:36:35,631 --> 00:36:36,840
Chidi, wait up.
632
00:36:44,139 --> 00:36:48,518
Hey-o! Time to go nuts,
because I brought doughnuts!
633
00:36:48,602 --> 00:36:49,478
Huh! No one's here?
634
00:36:49,561 --> 00:36:51,521
Shoot. That was gonna be a big laugh.
635
00:36:51,605 --> 00:36:54,149
Hey, sweetie. Did you not get the message?
636
00:36:54,233 --> 00:36:56,193
No. Why, was the meeting canceled?
637
00:36:56,276 --> 00:36:59,863
Uh, yeah, forever.
We dissolved the council.
638
00:36:59,947 --> 00:37:01,448
-What?
-We don't need it anymore.
639
00:37:01,531 --> 00:37:03,492
Your system's working perfectly.
640
00:37:03,575 --> 00:37:06,245
Millions of humans
passing their tests, you know.
641
00:37:06,328 --> 00:37:08,956
Oh, Vicky's really killing it
on the training. So, it's all good.
642
00:37:09,039 --> 00:37:11,083
Well, you... all right, well, hang on.
643
00:37:11,166 --> 00:37:14,836
Look, how are we even sure
that this is the right system?
644
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,672
I mean, honestly, I think Shawn was right.
645
00:37:16,755 --> 00:37:19,007
This whole thing sucks,
and we should start from scratch.
646
00:37:19,091 --> 00:37:22,803
Relax, worrywart. Take a load off, huh?
647
00:37:22,886 --> 00:37:27,641
Enjoy yourself. You know what I just
discovered recently? Podcasts.
648
00:37:27,724 --> 00:37:31,395
There's, like, a billion of them
and they just keep coming.
649
00:37:31,478 --> 00:37:32,562
-Hmm.
-Now, scoot!
650
00:37:32,646 --> 00:37:36,024
I got a new Radiolab to listen to
about how clams learn.
651
00:37:36,108 --> 00:37:38,694
- Hmm.
-Pretty excited.
652
00:37:51,373 --> 00:37:53,083
I love you.
653
00:37:53,166 --> 00:37:54,626
And you don't need to respond
654
00:37:54,710 --> 00:37:57,421
'cause I know
you have trouble saying how you feel--
655
00:37:57,504 --> 00:37:58,922
I love you, too.
656
00:38:02,092 --> 00:38:03,552
Knock, knock, knock.
657
00:38:04,094 --> 00:38:05,804
Oh. Hey, what's up?
658
00:38:05,887 --> 00:38:06,888
Can I talk to you for a sec?
659
00:38:06,972 --> 00:38:10,600
Yeah, sure, why not? Hey, Derek?
660
00:38:10,684 --> 00:38:13,478
Yes, Mindy? What can Derek do for you?
661
00:38:13,562 --> 00:38:17,316
Eleanor and I are gonna talk for a bit,
so go into your nethersphere.
662
00:38:17,399 --> 00:38:18,525
That's Derek?
663
00:38:18,608 --> 00:38:22,988
Mindy has rebooted Derek more than
151 million times.
664
00:38:23,071 --> 00:38:25,574
Derek is now both
a singular point in space,
665
00:38:25,657 --> 00:38:28,327
and yet Derek also contains space itself.
666
00:38:28,410 --> 00:38:31,163
The nexus of Derek is without dimension.
667
00:38:31,246 --> 00:38:33,123
The moment of Derek's creation
668
00:38:33,206 --> 00:38:35,459
and the eventual heat death
of the universe
669
00:38:35,542 --> 00:38:38,128
are now inexorably the same.
670
00:38:38,211 --> 00:38:40,505
Ugh, you are so annoying!
671
00:38:43,675 --> 00:38:44,676
Want a beer?
672
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:47,095
So that's how you spend your days,
673
00:38:47,179 --> 00:38:50,807
wandering around, searching for the thing
that makes you complete?
674
00:38:50,891 --> 00:38:51,808
Pretty much.
675
00:38:51,892 --> 00:38:54,895
I thought it was connected to my parents
or my friends.
676
00:38:54,978 --> 00:38:57,731
But now I think
it might be something else.
677
00:38:57,814 --> 00:38:59,024
I think it might be you.
678
00:38:59,608 --> 00:39:01,193
I think my final mission
679
00:39:01,276 --> 00:39:04,946
might be to convince you
to go through the system. Take the test.
680
00:39:06,448 --> 00:39:07,574
You know, when I first met you,
681
00:39:07,657 --> 00:39:11,953
I thought...
"Well, there's a chick I understand."
682
00:39:12,037 --> 00:39:15,582
Lone wolf, totally independent,
knows what she wants.
683
00:39:15,665 --> 00:39:17,459
Cocaine and self-pleasure.
684
00:39:17,542 --> 00:39:21,505
Right. But I actually think
you're a version of me
685
00:39:21,588 --> 00:39:23,340
if I'd never met my friends.
686
00:39:23,423 --> 00:39:27,969
You're the worst-case scenario
of what I could've become. No offense.
687
00:39:28,053 --> 00:39:32,349
None taken. Look, the thing is, Eleanor,
I am fine with where I am.
688
00:39:32,432 --> 00:39:34,768
See, I don't think you are.
689
00:39:34,851 --> 00:39:37,145
Or at least, you could be better.
690
00:39:37,229 --> 00:39:40,440
If we're cut from the same cloth,
then trust me,
691
00:39:40,524 --> 00:39:42,818
there's a greater happiness
waiting for you
692
00:39:42,901 --> 00:39:44,986
if you form bonds with other people.
693
00:39:45,070 --> 00:39:47,072
And I think you know that.
694
00:39:47,155 --> 00:39:48,949
You told me about me and Chidi that time.
695
00:39:49,032 --> 00:39:51,868
You showed me the tape.
You said you were rooting for us.
696
00:39:51,952 --> 00:39:53,912
I think you have the ability to care.
697
00:39:56,081 --> 00:39:59,584
I don't know.
Caring just seems like a lot of work.
698
00:39:59,668 --> 00:40:02,587
-Mmm.
-And I have been on my own for so long.
699
00:40:02,671 --> 00:40:06,133
I can't imagine putting my fate
in the hands of some stranger.
700
00:40:06,216 --> 00:40:08,260
I thought you might say that.
701
00:40:09,678 --> 00:40:11,638
Hello, gorgeous.
702
00:40:11,721 --> 00:40:13,598
Eleanor!
703
00:40:14,182 --> 00:40:18,186
And Mindy St. Claire!
As I neither live nor breathe.
704
00:40:18,270 --> 00:40:19,688
What brings you ladies here?
705
00:40:19,771 --> 00:40:23,608
I'm trying to convince Mindy
to enter the system after all this time.
706
00:40:23,692 --> 00:40:27,404
She's a little worried
about who might end up designing her test.
707
00:40:27,487 --> 00:40:28,989
Say no more. I'm on the case.
708
00:40:29,072 --> 00:40:31,783
Really? Are you certified or whatever?
709
00:40:31,867 --> 00:40:34,619
Well, not yet,
but it won't be long, right, Shawn?
710
00:40:34,703 --> 00:40:39,499
I think you'll find that Tahani
will be certified very soon.
711
00:40:40,375 --> 00:40:44,337
Did that sound evil?
I didn't mean it to. I was sincere.
712
00:40:44,421 --> 00:40:45,547
Force of habit.
713
00:40:45,630 --> 00:40:48,800
I do think you'll find
that Tahani will be certified very...
714
00:40:48,884 --> 00:40:49,718
Shut up, Glenn!
715
00:40:49,801 --> 00:40:53,763
Great. So, you go back to your old life,
chill with your floating Derek head.
716
00:40:53,847 --> 00:40:56,266
When Tahani gets certified,
you enter the system,
717
00:40:56,349 --> 00:40:57,934
Tahani designs your test. Deal?
718
00:40:59,394 --> 00:41:01,229
Why not? Something new.
719
00:41:02,397 --> 00:41:05,692
Thanks for giving a crap about me.
720
00:41:05,775 --> 00:41:10,655
I don't really give a crap about myself,
so it's nice that someone does.
721
00:41:11,907 --> 00:41:14,367
I'm really glad I filmed you having sex.
722
00:41:15,118 --> 00:41:16,119
Me, too.
723
00:41:21,583 --> 00:41:24,002
You can sit on that bench
as long as you want.
724
00:41:24,085 --> 00:41:26,338
Whenever you're ready,
you just walk through.
725
00:41:27,255 --> 00:41:29,591
Well, good, because I'm definitely ready.
726
00:41:31,218 --> 00:41:32,469
I'm ready.
727
00:41:34,846 --> 00:41:36,264
I'm not ready.
728
00:41:36,348 --> 00:41:38,058
Damn it, Janet. What the fork?
729
00:41:38,141 --> 00:41:40,644
I should be ready and I'm not.
730
00:41:40,727 --> 00:41:41,728
But I am.
731
00:41:43,730 --> 00:41:46,775
-Michael, what are you doing?
-I'm going through the door.
732
00:41:46,858 --> 00:41:51,863
There's nothing left for me to do.
I feel sated and complete.
733
00:41:51,947 --> 00:41:54,032
I'm not sure
you're thinking this through, dude.
734
00:41:54,115 --> 00:41:54,950
Yes, I am.
735
00:41:55,033 --> 00:41:56,701
A calm has washed over me...
736
00:41:57,452 --> 00:41:58,328
Blah, blah, blah.
737
00:41:58,411 --> 00:41:59,246
Goodbye.
738
00:42:06,545 --> 00:42:08,296
Did I go through the wrong way?
739
00:42:08,380 --> 00:42:10,090
Wait, wait, just one...
740
00:42:10,173 --> 00:42:12,008
This is gonna look silly,
but it probably will work...
741
00:42:13,385 --> 00:42:14,553
Michael, what are you doing?
742
00:42:14,636 --> 00:42:19,140
I am returning my damn essence
to the damn fabric of the damn universe.
743
00:42:19,724 --> 00:42:21,184
Oh, yeah. Okay.
744
00:42:21,268 --> 00:42:24,729
Oh, there we go. It's working now.
745
00:42:24,813 --> 00:42:28,984
It's working. I'm leaving. Bye!
746
00:42:30,819 --> 00:42:33,613
It's not working,
because you're looking. Stop looking!
747
00:42:33,697 --> 00:42:35,657
Michael, that door is not for you.
748
00:42:35,740 --> 00:42:38,785
Why not? I invented the damn thing.
749
00:42:38,868 --> 00:42:40,036
You know, this stinks!
750
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:43,164
You guys get to move on,
but I am trapped here forever?
751
00:42:43,248 --> 00:42:44,124
How is that fair?
752
00:42:44,207 --> 00:42:45,584
Oh! I got it!
753
00:42:45,667 --> 00:42:47,252
Eleanor, come here...
754
00:42:48,420 --> 00:42:51,214
You go through, and give me a piggy-back.
We can trick it.
755
00:42:51,298 --> 00:42:52,132
- No.
-Michael.
756
00:42:52,215 --> 00:42:53,758
Ow! Michael, no!
757
00:42:53,842 --> 00:42:58,054
Michael! All right, come with me.
758
00:42:58,138 --> 00:42:59,639
Fire squids are heavy!
759
00:42:59,723 --> 00:43:00,849
- Yeah.
- Sorry.
760
00:43:01,433 --> 00:43:03,977
New people are getting in all the time.
761
00:43:04,060 --> 00:43:07,230
Tahani's still around.
Maybe team up with her,
762
00:43:07,314 --> 00:43:10,025
-design some afterlife neighborhoods?
-I did that already, remember?
763
00:43:10,108 --> 00:43:14,279
Spent 50 Bearimys making
new neighborhoods for new residents.
764
00:43:14,362 --> 00:43:17,699
When you've already designed
the ultimate one, it's kind of a letdown.
765
00:43:18,283 --> 00:43:22,287
I've loved being here,
but Jason's gone, Chidi's gone.
766
00:43:22,370 --> 00:43:25,332
You know, even Doug Forcett
went through the door.
767
00:43:25,415 --> 00:43:29,002
That was probably for the best.
That guy partied so hard when he was here.
768
00:43:29,085 --> 00:43:31,880
I guess I'll just stay here forever,
you know, putter around,
769
00:43:31,963 --> 00:43:35,342
doing mundane things,
like some sad, old retiree.
770
00:43:35,425 --> 00:43:38,386
Maybe I'll have Janet
make me a hardware store,
771
00:43:38,470 --> 00:43:41,640
so I can buy a hex wrench
that I don't really need.
772
00:43:43,099 --> 00:43:44,059
Cockamamie!
773
00:43:44,142 --> 00:43:47,646
That's what I think of your plan,
I think it's cockamamie!
774
00:43:47,729 --> 00:43:51,066
I think it's a great plan,
and I bet deep down you do too.
775
00:43:51,149 --> 00:43:53,276
-It sets a bad precedent.
-Babe!
776
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:57,155
No one else is ever
gonna wanna do this. Plus, if they ask,
777
00:43:57,238 --> 00:44:00,283
you just say, "Sure, pal,
go save every soul in the universe
778
00:44:00,367 --> 00:44:01,201
and then we got a deal."
779
00:44:01,284 --> 00:44:02,744
And think about it this way,
780
00:44:02,827 --> 00:44:09,000
if you do this, you'll never have to
hear from any of us again ever again.
781
00:44:09,084 --> 00:44:10,085
Ooh.
782
00:44:11,044 --> 00:44:13,505
Now that is tempting,
'cause y'all are annoying.
783
00:44:13,588 --> 00:44:17,092
I mean, you did save the universe and all,
but your tone...
784
00:44:17,175 --> 00:44:18,176
It's your tone.
785
00:44:18,259 --> 00:44:19,302
I know.
786
00:44:20,887 --> 00:44:23,807
Michael, come on in.
787
00:44:31,564 --> 00:44:33,733
All my Earth stuff!
788
00:44:34,859 --> 00:44:35,860
Oh!
789
00:44:35,944 --> 00:44:38,113
My old bowling ball.
790
00:44:38,196 --> 00:44:39,614
Oh!
791
00:44:39,698 --> 00:44:41,449
Hi, paper clips!
792
00:44:41,533 --> 00:44:43,076
What prompted all this?
793
00:44:43,159 --> 00:44:45,120
You know, it took me a while
to figure it out.
794
00:44:45,203 --> 00:44:49,791
But earlier when you were walking back
and forth through the door, it hit me.
795
00:44:49,874 --> 00:44:54,129
You will never be at peace until
you get the one thing you truly want.
796
00:44:57,173 --> 00:45:00,468
I'm... I'm gonna be...
797
00:45:00,552 --> 00:45:02,137
A real boy, Pinocchio.
798
00:45:02,220 --> 00:45:04,973
The Judge gave me the power
to make you an actual human.
799
00:45:05,557 --> 00:45:07,225
Goodbye, fire squid.
800
00:45:07,308 --> 00:45:09,185
Hello, silver fox.
801
00:45:10,019 --> 00:45:13,106
Oh, Eleanor! Oh, my goodness!
802
00:45:13,189 --> 00:45:14,816
Now, you need to be sure about this.
803
00:45:14,899 --> 00:45:17,694
You're gonna live down there for, like...
804
00:45:17,777 --> 00:45:20,029
some amount of time,
you'll die, really die,
805
00:45:20,113 --> 00:45:23,533
then you'll enter an afterlife test,
be judged on what you did, the whole deal.
806
00:45:23,616 --> 00:45:25,994
At least, so we think.
807
00:45:26,077 --> 00:45:29,080
While you're down there,
this entire system could be changed.
808
00:45:29,164 --> 00:45:31,833
Shawn might launch a coup.
Someone could design a whole new system.
809
00:45:31,916 --> 00:45:35,587
You won't really know
what's gonna happen to you.
810
00:45:36,504 --> 00:45:38,339
That's what makes it special.
811
00:45:38,423 --> 00:45:43,011
I won't exactly know
what's going to happen after I die.
812
00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:45,472
Nothing more human than that.
813
00:45:47,098 --> 00:45:49,851
Besides texting people
that you're five minutes away
814
00:45:49,934 --> 00:45:51,644
when you haven't even left the house.
815
00:45:54,564 --> 00:45:58,067
Thank you, Eleanor. Thank you.
816
00:46:01,070 --> 00:46:02,572
You're very welcome.
817
00:46:06,534 --> 00:46:10,330
-Hey, Mike. Where you headed today?
-Earth, actually.
818
00:46:10,413 --> 00:46:13,291
Oh! Been a while.
Here's the return clicker.
819
00:46:13,374 --> 00:46:15,668
No need. One-way trip.
820
00:46:16,669 --> 00:46:17,754
Wow.
821
00:46:18,922 --> 00:46:20,089
Okay.
822
00:46:21,341 --> 00:46:22,175
Good luck.
823
00:46:22,258 --> 00:46:23,843
Thank you.
824
00:46:23,927 --> 00:46:25,637
-I have something for you.
- Uh-huh.
825
00:46:31,309 --> 00:46:32,143
He's real!
826
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,188
It's real. He's a real frog!
827
00:46:35,271 --> 00:46:37,273
-Yes, it sure is.
828
00:46:38,691 --> 00:46:39,609
Thank you.
829
00:46:39,692 --> 00:46:43,196
You know what?
I got the perfect name for him...
830
00:46:45,281 --> 00:46:46,533
Mr. Jumpy Legs.
831
00:46:47,408 --> 00:46:48,743
Oh.
832
00:46:48,826 --> 00:46:49,786
I thought you were gonna...
833
00:46:50,828 --> 00:46:51,913
Never mind.
834
00:46:53,206 --> 00:46:55,250
Hello, Mr. Jumpy Legs.
835
00:46:55,917 --> 00:47:01,089
Okay, so here's your driver's license
and your social security card.
836
00:47:01,172 --> 00:47:02,507
I set up a bank account for you.
837
00:47:02,590 --> 00:47:04,509
There's enough money in there
so you don't starve,
838
00:47:04,592 --> 00:47:06,886
but not so much
that you become an entitled jerk.
839
00:47:08,221 --> 00:47:09,097
Thank you, Janet.
840
00:47:09,180 --> 00:47:11,224
Make a doctor's appointment
as soon as you get down there.
841
00:47:11,307 --> 00:47:14,102
And no salty food. You have to keep
your blood pressure down.
842
00:47:14,185 --> 00:47:15,812
You have blood now.
843
00:47:16,396 --> 00:47:18,439
I'll be fine. I'll be okay.
844
00:47:19,232 --> 00:47:21,067
I know. I just worry.
845
00:47:25,196 --> 00:47:26,698
I'll see you again, you know.
846
00:47:27,991 --> 00:47:29,450
I'll see you when I get back.
847
00:47:31,911 --> 00:47:32,954
Okay.
848
00:47:39,377 --> 00:47:43,131
If you rent a car, don't pay
for the insurance, it's a scam. Okay.
849
00:47:54,017 --> 00:47:55,393
Man, it's hot.
850
00:47:57,145 --> 00:47:59,397
But it's a dry heat.
851
00:48:03,776 --> 00:48:07,905
So, as I mentioned before, you can sit
on this bench as long as you want.
852
00:48:09,032 --> 00:48:11,451
And whenever you're ready,
you just walk through.
853
00:48:12,952 --> 00:48:14,746
Care to join me for a bit?
854
00:48:19,626 --> 00:48:20,460
Margarita?
855
00:48:21,252 --> 00:48:22,086
Always.
856
00:48:27,884 --> 00:48:33,348
Okay, top three moments
of your not-life with us. Go.
857
00:48:33,931 --> 00:48:38,061
You telling us that we should try
to help other people on Earth.
858
00:48:38,144 --> 00:48:41,022
The moment that
we all got into the Good Place for real.
859
00:48:41,105 --> 00:48:45,777
And then it's an 8-million-way tie
of every time Jason and I kissed.
860
00:48:45,860 --> 00:48:46,694
He was a really good kisser.
861
00:48:46,778 --> 00:48:48,112
I bet he was.
862
00:48:50,865 --> 00:48:52,158
I wonder how Michael's doing?
863
00:48:52,867 --> 00:48:56,120
I assume he's doing the same
as every human.
864
00:48:56,204 --> 00:48:58,164
Three, two, one...
865
00:48:58,247 --> 00:48:59,457
Some good days.
866
00:48:59,540 --> 00:49:01,459
Happy New Year!
867
00:49:01,542 --> 00:49:03,378
Some bad days.
868
00:49:03,461 --> 00:49:05,546
She's gonna be okay.
869
00:49:05,630 --> 00:49:07,924
This city has really good hospitals.
870
00:49:09,342 --> 00:49:10,802
He's got a few friends.
871
00:49:10,885 --> 00:49:14,806
You're such a good boy, Jason.
Such a good boy.
872
00:49:16,391 --> 00:49:18,101
A few people he can't stand.
873
00:49:18,184 --> 00:49:19,185
Oh...
874
00:49:22,522 --> 00:49:25,608
He's learning some things,
all by himself.
875
00:49:29,028 --> 00:49:32,198
And, hopefully, learning to ask for help
when he needs it.
876
00:49:33,616 --> 00:49:35,660
Try like this. Fingers this way.
877
00:49:40,498 --> 00:49:44,752
You have no idea how long I've been trying
to figure that out.
878
00:49:44,836 --> 00:49:48,589
Well, everybody needs a teacher.
So, do it again.
879
00:49:48,673 --> 00:49:51,968
He's messing up,
and trying again, and messing up again,
880
00:49:52,051 --> 00:49:55,930
and then getting things wrong,
and then trying to make them right.
881
00:49:56,013 --> 00:49:58,391
That's what everyone does.
882
00:49:58,474 --> 00:50:00,810
-To Michael.
-To Michael.
883
00:50:00,893 --> 00:50:02,103
Mmm.
884
00:50:04,105 --> 00:50:06,190
What do you think happens
when people walk through the door?
885
00:50:06,774 --> 00:50:09,777
It's the only thing in the universe
I don't know.
886
00:50:09,861 --> 00:50:11,320
I don't know, either.
887
00:50:12,572 --> 00:50:14,532
The wave returns to the ocean.
888
00:50:15,700 --> 00:50:20,246
What the ocean does with the water
after that is anyone's guess.
889
00:50:21,038 --> 00:50:25,626
But as a very wise not-robot once told me,
890
00:50:26,210 --> 00:50:27,879
"The true joy is in the mystery."
891
00:50:29,756 --> 00:50:32,008
Do you mind
if I stay here until you're gone?
892
00:50:32,717 --> 00:50:34,469
Only if you say that thing I taught you.
893
00:50:36,262 --> 00:50:40,683
I hate to see you walk through
the final door at the edge of existence,
894
00:50:40,767 --> 00:50:42,727
but I love to watch you leave.
895
00:50:42,810 --> 00:50:43,644
There we go.
896
00:51:51,921 --> 00:51:54,966
Hey, this was delivered to my building
by mistake. I think it's yours.
897
00:51:55,049 --> 00:51:57,301
-Oh. Hey, thanks so much.
-Mmm-hmm.
898
00:51:58,261 --> 00:52:01,222
Oh, wow! I think I know what this is.
899
00:52:04,141 --> 00:52:06,477
Oh, my. Oh, my.
900
00:52:07,270 --> 00:52:13,276
Look at that. Oh, thank you.
Thank you so very, very much!
901
00:52:13,359 --> 00:52:15,736
Yeah, no problem. Take it easy.
902
00:52:15,820 --> 00:52:17,029
I'll do you one better.
903
00:52:18,990 --> 00:52:23,661
I'll say this to you, my friend,
with all the love in my heart,
904
00:52:23,744 --> 00:52:26,455
and all the wisdom of the universe.
905
00:52:28,416 --> 00:52:29,876
Take it sleazy.
906
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:34,714
All right.
907
00:52:50,605 --> 00:52:54,025
♪ Riding on a groovy wave of love ♪
908
00:52:54,108 --> 00:52:56,736
♪ I'm going for a cosmic ride ♪
909
00:52:58,112 --> 00:53:01,532
♪ Surf the freaky purple vibes of love ♪
910
00:53:01,616 --> 00:53:04,869
♪ The marshmallow cat is inside ♪
911
00:53:08,247 --> 00:53:10,124
♪ Hey, hey ♪
912
00:53:11,751 --> 00:53:13,586
♪ Hey, hey ♪
913
00:53:14,837 --> 00:53:19,258
♪ We're gonna find a way back to the sun ♪
914
00:53:20,635 --> 00:53:22,595
♪ Back to the... ♪