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Thirty seconds left.
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-Come on.
- Oh, oh! It's a butterfly.
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Uh, it's Mariah Carey's
lower back butterfly tattoo.
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Yes.
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Well done, John.
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And because you guessed correctly,
watch what happens.
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-Oh!
-Oh!
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I should've gotten that sooner.
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I wrote my college thesis
on that back tattoo.
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Yes, because remember,
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every picture from tonight will have
something to do with your lives on Earth,
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so you can get to know each other
a little bit better.
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Okay, blue team, you're up.
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Go get 'em, Chippy.
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Chidi, it's your turn!
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Oh! I'm a decent artist,
but I'm not so great under pressure.
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Your time begins now.
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Oh, boy. Okay. Uh...
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You got this, Chidi.
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I'm sorry, I'm just trying to figure out
how to start...
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Come on, just start drawing, my brotha.
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Oh, no. No, no, no.
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-Thirty seconds.
- Okay, here we go.
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Oh. Uh... It's a submarine?
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Looks like broccoli with teeth.
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Oh, oh! It's a horse
with a bow on its neck.
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-Oh, is it my childhood pony, Daisy?
-Yes!
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-Oh, no.
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No!
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-What have I done?
-You made a frickin' Frankenstein, man.
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Okay, you know what?
Magic Pictionary is over now,
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so let's all go home and get some sleep.
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You guys want me to kill it?
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I've shot a lot of racehorses.
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-Okay.
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Fork me. That was a disaster.
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How did that go so wrong?
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Well, for one thing,
Brent got super wasted.
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We should have cut him off.
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Nobody gets cut off in the Good Place.
If he asks for beer, I give him a beer.
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I'm just glad he stopped asking me to go
to dinner so we could discuss my career.
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Man, we haven't done a successful activity
in three weeks. We're ice cold.
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Guys, give yourself a break.
They're getting better.
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Brent's stopped saying "Daddy like"
all the time. That's something.
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Something feels off.
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All right, we need new ideas.
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I say we hole up here
for an all-night brainstorming session.
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Now, just hang on.
We're working really hard.
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And we need to relax occasionally
or we're gonna burn out.
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So, let's just clear our brain,
watch a movie or... Oh!
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We'll have a slumber party.
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What the fork?
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Whoever you are, show yourself!
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Oh. Hold on,
the hood is caught in my glasses.
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Hi!
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I'm Glenn from the Bad Place.
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-What are you doing here?
-Yeah, what do you want, creep?
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No one knows I'm here,
and I have some important information.
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Eleanor, I need to speak with you alone.
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Whatever you need to say to me,
you can say right here.
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I don't think I should.
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It would lead to
a very uncomfortable social situation.
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Say it.
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That's not Michael.
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That's Vicky the demon, in a Michael suit,
and she's sabotaging your experiment.
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You see? It's uncomfortable.
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All right, just sit there quietly
until we sort all this out.
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If it's not too much trouble,
could I get a hot glass of pig urine?
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-We need to talk.
- Or...
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I'm not picky.
Whatever urine you have is fine.
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Eleanor, you have to believe me.
I'm Michael. He's lying.
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Calm down, dude. I trust you.
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But I'm gonna make Glenn think
I don't trust you.
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Somehow, this has to be related
to the problems we've been having here,
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and we need to figure out
what game they're playing.
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Oh, that's good.
I like the way you think, Shellstrop.
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I mean...
I hate the way you think, Shellstrop.
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-Is he buying it?
-He's not looking.
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I'll tell you whatever you wanna know,
but shouldn't we call the Judge?
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We're not calling anyone
until we figure some things out.
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We have questions.
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Yeah, for example, if you're a devil,
how come you're not wearing Prada?
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Caramel!
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Why would you help us?
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One day, you're flattening penises
and the next, you just decide to defect?
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Actually, one of my jobs
was to reinflate the penises,
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so they could get flattened again.
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It doesn't matter.
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Listen, I loved to torture humans
because I thought they deserved it.
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They said everyone in the Bad Place
was evil and beyond repair.
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I don't know if I believe that anymore.
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Also, Shawn is so mean, you guys.
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He yells at me all the time.
It's unnecessary.
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I feel you, dawg.
I was yelled at my whole life.
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People were always like,
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"You didn't pay for that."
"How do you plead?"
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"He's flatlining. Clear!"
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Okay, well, if that's Vicky,
what's the Bad Place's plan?
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To sow chaos,
turn you guys against each other,
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ruin the experiment.
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Also, I have proof that's not Michael.
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Here are pictures of Vicky
wearing the Michael suit.
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This doesn't prove anything.
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These could just be pictures
of the real Michael.
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They're real.
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I know, because I helped make the suit.
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We couldn't figure out
how to make it contain your demon essence,
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so you'll have to wear it
over the Vicky suit.
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Ugh. Really? You're the worst, Glenn.
Let's do it. Zip her up.
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Okay, but if I melt,
I'm gonna be so annoyed.
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Oh.
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Pretty well-made.
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I can really feel all the musty skin folds
and the dangly bits.
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The voice is perfect.
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You sound so much like him
I wanna punch you.
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Are we sure it's okay that we made this?
What are you gonna use it for?
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"What are you gonna use it..."
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Shut up, Glenn!
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The experiment is about to begin.
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Let's call the real Michael and send him
spiraling down the toilet bowl,
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like the pinched turd he is.
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Well, now we know you're lying,
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because Michael
would have definitely told us
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if the Bad Place had called him
and showed him some freakin' Michael suit.
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Absolutely. Of course I would've.
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Janet would have phone records.
You can just ask her to pull them up.
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-Okay, fine, I lied. They called me.
-What?
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I lied about that and I'm sorry.
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-You knew about this?
-Yes, but there's a good explanation.
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Yeah, the explanation is that's Vicky,
and she's lying to you about everything.
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Call the Judge
and we'll settle this once and for all.
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Or is that exactly what you want us to do?
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That is what I want you to do.
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Exactly.
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Eleanor,
perhaps we should call the Judge.
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Glenn was telling the truth.
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No, the Judge said
if anything else went wrong,
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she would reset the whole experiment.
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We are not calling her
unless we have no other choice,
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and I am locking you two jamokes
in separate rooms
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until we get to the bottom of this.
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I'm very upset about this development.
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I'm serious, man. This is happening.
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Oh.
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I'm very upset about this development.
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All right, buttheads,
what do we do?
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-I say we trust Michael. He's our friend.
-Well, he might be our friend.
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Or he might be a lying trickster
who just looks like our friend.
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The classic Mary Kate Olsen.
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I have to say,
we've had a lot of misfires recently,
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and Michael has been acting suspiciously.
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Like, tonight, when I wanted to work,
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and he just wanted
to have a slumber party instead.
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To be fair to Mike, slumber parties rule.
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And why would we trust Glenn?
He's a demon.
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So's Michael. Demons can be good.
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Right. Okay, so it's decided.
We trust both of them.
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Okay, predictably, this was unhelpful.
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Get in there.
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What is all this stuff?
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Are these weapons?
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Ooh! Don't touch those.
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Those are my special magnet handcuffs.
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They make me feel silly when Mindy and I
are playing Upstairs-Downstairs Derek.
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Oh, they're sex toys.
Ugh! They're sex toys!
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Dude, get out of here.
We have enough problems.
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My good man, allow me to bury the hatchet.
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Being rebooted again has evolved me
past any feelings of jealousy.
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-Ho-ho! I know that sound.
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Looks like someone found my sex diaper.
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I'll leave you guys alone
to live that dipe-life.
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-Ugh!
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Okay, explain yourself.
If your self even is yourself.
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I am Michael.
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Shawn did call me,
and I saw the Michael suit.
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He said if the experiment failed,
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he was going to use it
to make you think I was torturing you.
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Why didn't you tell us?
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Because he said he would just erase
your memories of me telling you,
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so it wouldn't matter anyway.
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He knew that I would crumble
under the pressure.
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But a month ago, you told me
you only pretended to freak out,
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in order to get me to step up
and become a leader.
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Yes. That also was a lie,
but it was an inspirational one, like...
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"So great running into you.
We should get coffee sometime,"
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-Or all of Instagram.
- So, to recap:
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You found out the Bad Place
made a Michael suit,
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freaked out, didn't tell us why.
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And then later you lied to me
about why you freaked out.
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And then you lied again
just a few minutes ago
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when you said that
you never got a call from Shawn.
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Yes, but that lie was only
to cover my two earlier lies.
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-I mean, that's gotta be okay, right?
-What?
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Eleanor, don't you see what they're doing?
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Shawn sent Glenn
to undermine our trust in each other,
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so you'll call the Judge
and restart the experiment.
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Well, I have no reason not to believe you.
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Other than the three very recent examples
we just laid out.
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Huddle. Now.
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Oh! Hey, sorry.
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I just needed to grab this.
You know, it's chime time.
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There's gotta be a way
to figure out if that's the real Michael.
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Is there a way you can make
some sort of demon lie detector?
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Oof. I don't know.
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The Janet babies are still draining me,
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and I just had to put down
Daisy the horse-blob,
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which was exhausting,
emotionally and physically.
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She fought back. I won't get into details.
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I had to twist her head off.
Sorry, no more details.
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-She did thrash. She thrashed. Sorry.
- Okay.
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Why don't we just get him drunk
so he starts blabbing?
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I mean, what goes best with pig urine?
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-Coconut rum.
- That won't work on a demon.
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I'll try and make a lie detector.
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- Oh, no, damn it!
-What's going on in there?
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-I touched the dang diaper!
-Get back in that room.
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So Michael saw the suit. Big deal.
I still think you're forking with us.
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I think this is just like
when the Bad Place sent us Linda,
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who turned out to be
some super-jacked punching guy,
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and just like him, you got busted.
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That's the thing.
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The puncher didn't get busted.
It worked exactly as planned.
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The whole thing was a diversion
to get real Michael out
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and sneak the impostor in on a train.
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It must've happened during the handoff.
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While Janet was handcuffing Chris,
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a bunch of demons must've grabbed Michael,
yanked him away,
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and then Vicky, in the Michael suit,
walked back out.
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You never would have known the difference.
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Also, when Chris got back,
I saw Shawn and him celebrating.
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Why would they be happy
if he wasn't supposed to get caught?
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Man, I love a good sabotage.
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Or is that exactly
what you want us to think?
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Motherforker.
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I knew there was something
weird about that puncher.
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I said that to Michael...
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and he dismissed it.
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- See what I mean?
-Don't go anywhere.
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Come on.
240
00:11:28,917 --> 00:11:31,253
If Michael is just Vicky
in a Michael suit,
241
00:11:31,336 --> 00:11:32,462
let's just take the suit off.
242
00:11:32,546 --> 00:11:35,924
Yeah, maybe we can sneak up behind him
and try and pants him from the forehead.
243
00:11:36,007 --> 00:11:36,925
That won't work.
244
00:11:37,008 --> 00:11:39,886
A demon can take his own skin suit off,
but no one else can.
245
00:11:39,970 --> 00:11:42,013
It's like a very complicated bra.
246
00:11:42,097 --> 00:11:44,599
Well, so be it.
247
00:11:46,435 --> 00:11:48,186
Take off your skin suit.
248
00:11:49,563 --> 00:11:51,273
-I can't.
-Sure, you can.
249
00:11:51,356 --> 00:11:54,359
You're either a demon wearing
a Michael suit,
250
00:11:54,443 --> 00:11:59,656
or you're a demon wearing a Vicky suit,
who's wearing a Michael suit over that.
251
00:11:59,739 --> 00:12:03,577
Just take off your Michael suit
and show us what you're working with.
252
00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:05,996
I'm sorry, I won't.
253
00:12:06,079 --> 00:12:07,914
-That's very suspicious.
-I know.
254
00:12:07,998 --> 00:12:09,124
But I'm not Vicky.
255
00:12:09,207 --> 00:12:11,376
I just don't want to show you
what's underneath here.
256
00:12:11,460 --> 00:12:13,795
I've seen a lot of weird hogs
in my life, dude.
257
00:12:13,879 --> 00:12:14,796
Get over yourself.
258
00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,298
That's not it.
259
00:12:18,216 --> 00:12:19,801
I'm a fire squid.
260
00:12:20,969 --> 00:12:22,220
Dope.
261
00:12:22,304 --> 00:12:25,098
No, not dope.
262
00:12:26,016 --> 00:12:29,853
I'm a 6,000-foot tall fire squid.
263
00:12:29,936 --> 00:12:33,899
I have tentacles.
There's teeth everywhere.
264
00:12:33,982 --> 00:12:40,614
I'm on fire, and my neck is long,
and there's a smell and lots of juice.
265
00:12:40,697 --> 00:12:43,074
There's so much juice, Eleanor.
266
00:12:43,158 --> 00:12:46,870
I think I speak for everyone here
when I say...
267
00:12:46,953 --> 00:12:48,747
I really have to see this.
268
00:12:48,830 --> 00:12:53,793
So, you're not gonna take off
your demon Spanx because you're shy?
269
00:12:53,877 --> 00:12:55,712
That's convenient.
270
00:12:55,795 --> 00:12:59,633
Eleanor, if I take off this suit,
I will crash through the roof,
271
00:12:59,716 --> 00:13:03,929
and the entire neighborhood will see me,
and the experiment will be blown.
272
00:13:04,638 --> 00:13:05,722
But it's more than that.
273
00:13:05,805 --> 00:13:08,642
You guys will never look at me
the same way again.
274
00:13:08,725 --> 00:13:11,394
I won't just be Michael.
275
00:13:11,478 --> 00:13:18,026
I'll be some disgusting mass
of burning tentacles.
276
00:13:18,902 --> 00:13:21,780
Do you really wanna be friends
with something like that?
277
00:13:21,863 --> 00:13:23,782
Yes! I keep saying.
278
00:13:23,865 --> 00:13:25,158
Eleanor.
279
00:13:26,868 --> 00:13:28,495
Now, I don't know if this will work,
280
00:13:28,578 --> 00:13:31,248
but, theoretically,
if you point it at a demon and he's lying,
281
00:13:31,331 --> 00:13:32,666
it'll turn red.
282
00:13:32,749 --> 00:13:34,167
If he's telling the truth,
it'll turn green.
283
00:13:34,251 --> 00:13:35,085
Okay.
284
00:13:36,044 --> 00:13:40,507
Glenn, this is a lie detector.
Let us show you how it works.
285
00:13:41,633 --> 00:13:42,717
What's your name?
286
00:13:42,801 --> 00:13:44,886
Well, everyone calls me Glenn,
287
00:13:44,970 --> 00:13:50,725
but the name on my demon certificate
is actually Snakes Pour Forth From His--
288
00:13:55,313 --> 00:13:57,691
Glenn blew up. Glenn blew up.
289
00:13:57,774 --> 00:14:00,819
Or is that exactly
what he wants us to think?
290
00:14:05,615 --> 00:14:08,535
So, does blowing up mean
he was telling the truth or lying?
291
00:14:08,618 --> 00:14:12,163
Neither. That was not supposed to happen.
I've never killed anybody before.
292
00:14:12,247 --> 00:14:14,416
No, don't worry, demons can't die.
293
00:14:14,499 --> 00:14:17,836
He'll slowly re-form himself
over a few months,
294
00:14:17,919 --> 00:14:21,006
passing through
all the stages of demon growth:
295
00:14:21,089 --> 00:14:25,468
larva, slug monster,
spooky little girl, teenage boy,
296
00:14:25,552 --> 00:14:27,637
giant ball of tongues,
297
00:14:27,721 --> 00:14:31,391
social media CEO,
and then finally, demon.
298
00:14:31,474 --> 00:14:34,185
So, look at the bright side.
This worked out perfectly.
299
00:14:34,769 --> 00:14:39,149
I mean, not for Glenn, obviously,
but for us.
300
00:14:39,232 --> 00:14:41,943
The lying demon's gone.
We're still here. All good.
301
00:14:42,027 --> 00:14:45,155
No. We're not "all good," man.
302
00:14:45,238 --> 00:14:49,159
You're either Michael and you lied,
or you're Vicky in a Michael suit.
303
00:14:49,242 --> 00:14:52,662
Okay, I'm gonna go for a walk.
Nobody go anywhere.
304
00:14:58,335 --> 00:15:00,337
-Chidi?
-Hey.
305
00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:02,797
Hey. I didn't think
anyone would still be up.
306
00:15:04,758 --> 00:15:05,884
Are you okay?
307
00:15:05,967 --> 00:15:07,093
Uh, yeah, yeah.
308
00:15:07,177 --> 00:15:11,765
Um, I'm just practicing
drawing viable horses.
309
00:15:11,848 --> 00:15:15,477
Ones that aren't crimes against nature.
310
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,312
Okay, I know this mood of yours.
311
00:15:18,313 --> 00:15:20,774
From reading your file and whatnot.
312
00:15:20,857 --> 00:15:25,278
Um, why don't you take a break
and we'll get some food in you?
313
00:15:27,989 --> 00:15:29,449
Well, I'm done.
314
00:15:29,532 --> 00:15:32,285
I scooped it all up into
one steaming pile of Glenn.
315
00:15:32,369 --> 00:15:35,497
Maybe I can put him back together.
I'm hella good at puzzles.
316
00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:38,375
I finished this word search in 30 seconds.
317
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:39,834
Jason, I feel terrible.
318
00:15:39,918 --> 00:15:42,712
I know he was a demon,
and he may have lied to us,
319
00:15:42,796 --> 00:15:44,923
but he didn't deserve that.
320
00:15:45,006 --> 00:15:46,508
You were only trying to help us.
321
00:15:46,591 --> 00:15:49,844
Look, I know this is a weird time,
322
00:15:49,928 --> 00:15:52,931
but if you ever wanna talk,
just know that I'm here for you, girl.
323
00:15:53,598 --> 00:15:57,352
Thanks, Jason. That means a lot.
324
00:16:02,148 --> 00:16:04,901
Mmm! I gotta say,
325
00:16:04,985 --> 00:16:08,321
out of all the "human stuff" I've been
able to experience in this neighborhood,
326
00:16:08,405 --> 00:16:10,907
nachos? Number one. Easy.
327
00:16:10,991 --> 00:16:11,866
Really?
328
00:16:11,950 --> 00:16:13,326
Yeah.
329
00:16:13,410 --> 00:16:18,206
I mean, salty, crunchy, cheesy,
little bit of a kick.
330
00:16:18,289 --> 00:16:20,583
Name one better thing humans have created.
331
00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:23,420
-The Sistine Chapel?
-Pfft! Paint on a ceiling.
332
00:16:23,503 --> 00:16:26,464
I mean, it's fine,
but can you eat it at the movies?
333
00:16:26,548 --> 00:16:28,008
Touché.
334
00:16:28,091 --> 00:16:31,803
Listen, don't stay up all night
drawing horses. It's really fine.
335
00:16:31,886 --> 00:16:37,642
I know. I just feel like
I made the world a little bit worse,
336
00:16:38,226 --> 00:16:41,312
and I won't be okay
until I make it better again.
337
00:16:41,396 --> 00:16:45,567
Making yourself miserable
to ease the suffering of others.
338
00:16:45,650 --> 00:16:47,652
About the most Chidi thing you can do.
339
00:16:49,154 --> 00:16:50,697
I'll see you later.
340
00:16:52,949 --> 00:16:54,701
Do you wanna take
the rest of those nachos with you?
341
00:16:54,784 --> 00:16:55,994
Yeah, I do, thank you.
342
00:16:58,872 --> 00:17:02,542
Okay, here's where I'm at.
I just don't know if I can ever trust you.
343
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:05,336
I'm gonna call the Judge.
We'll start over.
344
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:08,214
We won't have Chidi in the mix,
but he'll be on our side again,
345
00:17:08,298 --> 00:17:10,008
which is almost as good.
346
00:17:10,091 --> 00:17:11,551
But we know the humans now.
347
00:17:11,634 --> 00:17:14,596
-Starting over sounds exhausting.
- I know.
348
00:17:14,679 --> 00:17:15,972
But if that's not Michael,
349
00:17:16,056 --> 00:17:19,476
he could sabotage us
in ways we can't even perceive.
350
00:17:19,559 --> 00:17:22,187
And even if it is,
I can't fully trust him,
351
00:17:22,270 --> 00:17:26,274
so every time something goes wrong,
a little part of me is gonna wonder.
352
00:17:27,317 --> 00:17:28,193
We have to start over.
353
00:17:29,194 --> 00:17:30,653
I have a better idea.
354
00:17:31,362 --> 00:17:33,490
-I'm gonna blow myself up.
- What?
355
00:17:33,573 --> 00:17:34,657
I'll blow myself up.
356
00:17:34,741 --> 00:17:38,369
That way, you can continue the experiment
with Chidi as one of the people,
357
00:17:38,453 --> 00:17:41,539
which is our best chance
to ever be successful.
358
00:17:41,623 --> 00:17:45,251
Why not just lock you in a room,
or in Janet's void or something?
359
00:17:45,335 --> 00:17:47,504
But then you might worry that I'd escape.
360
00:17:47,587 --> 00:17:49,506
If I blow myself up,
I'm out of your hair for good.
361
00:17:49,589 --> 00:17:53,968
Well, parts of me will be
in your actual hair, but you get it.
362
00:17:54,052 --> 00:17:56,888
-Michael, wait--
-Tahani, this is the only way.
363
00:17:56,971 --> 00:17:59,849
There's literally nothing I can say
that will make you realize
364
00:17:59,933 --> 00:18:01,601
that I'm really me.
365
00:18:02,644 --> 00:18:04,437
Oh, boy. This is gonna suck.
366
00:18:04,521 --> 00:18:07,273
Hopefully, I will see you all
in a few months. Good luck.
367
00:18:07,357 --> 00:18:11,736
Oh, and make sure you, uh,
get all of me into the container,
368
00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:17,158
or I might come back, uh, way shorter,
and that would bum me out.
369
00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:22,831
I wish I were saying this
in different circumstances, but...
370
00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:25,834
take it sleazy.
371
00:18:25,917 --> 00:18:27,001
Michael, wait!
372
00:18:29,587 --> 00:18:32,173
Oh, crud-nuts!
373
00:18:33,967 --> 00:18:36,594
Jason, how did you know
that was Bad Janet?
374
00:18:36,678 --> 00:18:38,721
Michael said there's nothing he could say
375
00:18:38,805 --> 00:18:40,932
that would make you realize
he's really him.
376
00:18:41,015 --> 00:18:43,309
But Janet does have a thing she can say
377
00:18:43,393 --> 00:18:46,146
that does make me realize
she is really not her.
378
00:18:46,229 --> 00:18:47,438
What?
379
00:18:47,522 --> 00:18:50,233
I called Janet "girl,"
but she didn't say "not a girl."
380
00:18:50,316 --> 00:18:53,403
The real Janet always says "not a girl."
381
00:18:54,279 --> 00:18:55,905
Oh, wow.
382
00:18:56,573 --> 00:19:00,410
That realization's the only thing that
stopped me from becoming a pile of goo.
383
00:19:00,493 --> 00:19:01,452
-Ugh.
- Ugh!
384
00:19:01,536 --> 00:19:03,037
Wait, how did you pull it off?
385
00:19:03,121 --> 00:19:05,290
You were outside on the platform with me
the whole time.
386
00:19:05,373 --> 00:19:09,586
We brought two Bad Janets on the train,
you dumb, dumb idiot.
387
00:19:09,669 --> 00:19:12,130
The other one
distracted you on the platform
388
00:19:12,213 --> 00:19:14,507
while Good Janet brought Chris
on to the train.
389
00:19:14,591 --> 00:19:19,179
I snuck out, marbleized Janet
and then I took over, baby.
390
00:19:19,262 --> 00:19:21,222
Stupid Michael never knew.
391
00:19:21,306 --> 00:19:23,892
I had you fart-knockers fooled for weeks.
392
00:19:23,975 --> 00:19:28,354
Until Glenn, the traitor,
ruined everything. That guy sucks, right?
393
00:19:28,438 --> 00:19:31,149
-Shut up, Glenn.
394
00:19:31,232 --> 00:19:34,736
Wait, wait, wait. Bad Janets can't
impersonate Good Janets.
395
00:19:34,819 --> 00:19:36,571
I've seen them try.
Their heads melt, so...
396
00:19:36,654 --> 00:19:38,865
Oh. Oh, you're so smart, sir.
397
00:19:38,948 --> 00:19:42,994
Well, listen, here's the thing.
Shawn rebooted me 40 million tines.
398
00:19:43,536 --> 00:19:46,706
Wait, tine-mis. Timeses.
399
00:19:47,373 --> 00:19:48,958
These things rule.
400
00:19:49,042 --> 00:19:52,420
Oh, dip, this means Janet didn't dump me.
Her weird sister did!
401
00:19:52,503 --> 00:19:54,547
Everything makes so much more sense.
402
00:19:54,631 --> 00:19:57,550
All of Janet's ideas
were so counterproductive.
403
00:19:57,634 --> 00:19:59,427
She brought the horse monster to life.
404
00:19:59,510 --> 00:20:02,138
She forced me to antagonize John.
405
00:20:02,222 --> 00:20:05,433
She got us to doubt
Eleanor's leadership skills.
406
00:20:05,516 --> 00:20:07,435
Oh, I was just about to launch an idea
407
00:20:07,518 --> 00:20:10,021
where Tahani was gonna give herself
an asymmetrical haircut.
408
00:20:10,605 --> 00:20:13,358
-You monster.
-Thank you.
409
00:20:13,441 --> 00:20:15,360
Guys, we still have a problem here.
410
00:20:15,443 --> 00:20:17,862
You still don't have evidence
that I'm actually me.
411
00:20:17,946 --> 00:20:19,239
Sure, we do.
412
00:20:19,322 --> 00:20:21,950
You offered to sacrifice yourself
to help a bunch of cockroaches.
413
00:20:23,576 --> 00:20:25,328
That's about the most Michael thing
you can do.
414
00:20:26,704 --> 00:20:28,456
Where's real Janet?
415
00:20:28,539 --> 00:20:30,208
Oh, she's in the Bad Place.
416
00:20:30,291 --> 00:20:33,795
She's probably wiping her butt
with her own butt.
417
00:20:33,878 --> 00:20:37,882
I can't bear the idea of poor Janet
down there, all alone.
418
00:20:38,758 --> 00:20:40,134
What should we do?
419
00:20:40,718 --> 00:20:42,470
I know what to do.
420
00:20:42,553 --> 00:20:44,847
It's like what that guy
who blew up said...
421
00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:47,767
Shawn's a bully.
422
00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:52,188
And sometimes the only thing a bully
understands is a punch in the mouth.
423
00:20:52,939 --> 00:20:56,192
I'm gonna go down there,
I'm gonna punch him in the mouth
424
00:20:56,276 --> 00:20:58,695
and I'm gonna get Janet back.
425
00:20:58,778 --> 00:21:01,114
Sounds like
somebody has a plan.
426
00:21:01,197 --> 00:21:02,073
Dope.
427
00:21:02,156 --> 00:21:04,284
Uh, where is he? What's the plan?
428
00:21:04,367 --> 00:21:05,743
It's okay.
429
00:21:08,705 --> 00:21:11,791
-You sure you can hold down the fort?
-Not at all.
430
00:21:11,874 --> 00:21:14,168
-You sure you can do your thing?
-Nope.
431
00:21:15,044 --> 00:21:17,005
We'll just try our best, right?
432
00:21:18,339 --> 00:21:20,258
Okay. Let's go get our girl.
433
00:21:20,842 --> 00:21:22,302
Not a girl.