1 00:00:09,030 --> 00:00:09,989 Thirty seconds left. 2 00:00:10,072 --> 00:00:12,116 -Come on. - Oh, oh! It's a butterfly. 3 00:00:12,616 --> 00:00:15,202 Uh, it's Mariah Carey's lower back butterfly tattoo. 4 00:00:15,286 --> 00:00:16,162 Yes. 5 00:00:17,288 --> 00:00:18,622 Well done, John. 6 00:00:18,706 --> 00:00:22,084 And because you guessed correctly, watch what happens. 7 00:00:27,173 --> 00:00:29,091 -Oh! -Oh! 8 00:00:29,175 --> 00:00:30,593 I should've gotten that sooner. 9 00:00:30,676 --> 00:00:32,803 I wrote my college thesis on that back tattoo. 10 00:00:32,887 --> 00:00:34,263 Yes, because remember, 11 00:00:34,346 --> 00:00:37,391 every picture from tonight will have something to do with your lives on Earth, 12 00:00:37,475 --> 00:00:39,185 so you can get to know each other a little bit better. 13 00:00:39,268 --> 00:00:40,311 Okay, blue team, you're up. 14 00:00:40,394 --> 00:00:41,771 Go get 'em, Chippy. 15 00:00:41,854 --> 00:00:43,105 Chidi, it's your turn! 16 00:00:43,189 --> 00:00:46,734 Oh! I'm a decent artist, but I'm not so great under pressure. 17 00:00:46,817 --> 00:00:48,444 Your time begins now. 18 00:00:48,527 --> 00:00:50,654 Oh, boy. Okay. Uh... 19 00:00:51,572 --> 00:00:52,448 You got this, Chidi. 20 00:00:52,531 --> 00:00:54,533 I'm sorry, I'm just trying to figure out how to start... 21 00:00:54,617 --> 00:00:56,076 Come on, just start drawing, my brotha. 22 00:00:56,160 --> 00:01:00,331 Oh, no. No, no, no. 23 00:01:00,414 --> 00:01:02,458 -Thirty seconds. - Okay, here we go. 24 00:01:03,542 --> 00:01:06,587 Oh. Uh... It's a submarine? 25 00:01:06,670 --> 00:01:07,963 Looks like broccoli with teeth. 26 00:01:08,047 --> 00:01:11,133 Oh, oh! It's a horse with a bow on its neck. 27 00:01:11,217 --> 00:01:13,677 -Oh, is it my childhood pony, Daisy? -Yes! 28 00:01:15,221 --> 00:01:16,222 -Oh, no. 29 00:01:17,014 --> 00:01:17,973 No! 30 00:01:23,395 --> 00:01:25,898 -What have I done? -You made a frickin' Frankenstein, man. 31 00:01:25,981 --> 00:01:30,069 Okay, you know what? Magic Pictionary is over now, 32 00:01:30,152 --> 00:01:31,612 so let's all go home and get some sleep. 33 00:01:31,695 --> 00:01:32,905 You guys want me to kill it? 34 00:01:32,988 --> 00:01:34,114 I've shot a lot of racehorses. 35 00:01:34,198 --> 00:01:35,950 -Okay. 36 00:01:43,874 --> 00:01:45,668 Fork me. That was a disaster. 37 00:01:45,751 --> 00:01:47,378 How did that go so wrong? 38 00:01:47,461 --> 00:01:50,047 Well, for one thing, Brent got super wasted. 39 00:01:50,130 --> 00:01:51,131 We should have cut him off. 40 00:01:51,215 --> 00:01:54,760 Nobody gets cut off in the Good Place. If he asks for beer, I give him a beer. 41 00:01:54,844 --> 00:01:58,639 I'm just glad he stopped asking me to go to dinner so we could discuss my career. 42 00:01:58,722 --> 00:02:02,476 Man, we haven't done a successful activity in three weeks. We're ice cold. 43 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,770 Guys, give yourself a break. They're getting better. 44 00:02:04,854 --> 00:02:08,274 Brent's stopped saying "Daddy like" all the time. That's something. 45 00:02:08,357 --> 00:02:09,775 Something feels off. 46 00:02:09,859 --> 00:02:11,193 All right, we need new ideas. 47 00:02:11,277 --> 00:02:13,863 I say we hole up here for an all-night brainstorming session. 48 00:02:13,946 --> 00:02:16,448 Now, just hang on. We're working really hard. 49 00:02:16,532 --> 00:02:19,910 And we need to relax occasionally or we're gonna burn out. 50 00:02:19,994 --> 00:02:23,747 So, let's just clear our brain, watch a movie or... Oh! 51 00:02:23,831 --> 00:02:25,499 We'll have a slumber party. 52 00:02:29,003 --> 00:02:30,963 What the fork? 53 00:02:38,554 --> 00:02:40,389 Whoever you are, show yourself! 54 00:02:45,519 --> 00:02:48,939 Oh. Hold on, the hood is caught in my glasses. 55 00:02:51,233 --> 00:02:52,484 Hi! 56 00:02:52,568 --> 00:02:55,070 I'm Glenn from the Bad Place. 57 00:02:55,154 --> 00:02:57,823 -What are you doing here? -Yeah, what do you want, creep? 58 00:02:57,907 --> 00:03:01,619 No one knows I'm here, and I have some important information. 59 00:03:01,702 --> 00:03:03,621 Eleanor, I need to speak with you alone. 60 00:03:03,704 --> 00:03:06,248 Whatever you need to say to me, you can say right here. 61 00:03:06,332 --> 00:03:07,708 I don't think I should. 62 00:03:07,791 --> 00:03:11,253 It would lead to a very uncomfortable social situation. 63 00:03:11,337 --> 00:03:12,630 Say it. 64 00:03:13,297 --> 00:03:14,423 That's not Michael. 65 00:03:14,506 --> 00:03:20,220 That's Vicky the demon, in a Michael suit, and she's sabotaging your experiment. 66 00:03:22,848 --> 00:03:25,059 You see? It's uncomfortable. 67 00:03:25,142 --> 00:03:28,354 All right, just sit there quietly until we sort all this out. 68 00:03:28,437 --> 00:03:31,857 If it's not too much trouble, could I get a hot glass of pig urine? 69 00:03:32,441 --> 00:03:34,276 -We need to talk. - Or... 70 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:36,987 I'm not picky. Whatever urine you have is fine. 71 00:03:37,071 --> 00:03:41,408 Eleanor, you have to believe me. I'm Michael. He's lying. 72 00:03:41,492 --> 00:03:44,495 Calm down, dude. I trust you. 73 00:03:44,578 --> 00:03:47,164 But I'm gonna make Glenn think I don't trust you. 74 00:03:47,248 --> 00:03:50,834 Somehow, this has to be related to the problems we've been having here, 75 00:03:50,918 --> 00:03:52,294 and we need to figure out what game they're playing. 76 00:03:52,378 --> 00:03:55,464 Oh, that's good. I like the way you think, Shellstrop. 77 00:03:56,048 --> 00:03:59,176 I mean... I hate the way you think, Shellstrop. 78 00:03:59,260 --> 00:04:01,470 -Is he buying it? -He's not looking. 79 00:04:03,138 --> 00:04:05,766 I'll tell you whatever you wanna know, but shouldn't we call the Judge? 80 00:04:05,849 --> 00:04:07,559 We're not calling anyone until we figure some things out. 81 00:04:07,643 --> 00:04:08,477 We have questions. 82 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:11,814 Yeah, for example, if you're a devil, how come you're not wearing Prada? 83 00:04:13,357 --> 00:04:14,984 Caramel! 84 00:04:15,067 --> 00:04:16,360 Why would you help us? 85 00:04:16,443 --> 00:04:20,698 One day, you're flattening penises and the next, you just decide to defect? 86 00:04:20,781 --> 00:04:23,450 Actually, one of my jobs was to reinflate the penises, 87 00:04:23,534 --> 00:04:24,702 so they could get flattened again. 88 00:04:24,785 --> 00:04:25,744 It doesn't matter. 89 00:04:25,828 --> 00:04:29,873 Listen, I loved to torture humans because I thought they deserved it. 90 00:04:29,957 --> 00:04:32,626 They said everyone in the Bad Place was evil and beyond repair. 91 00:04:32,710 --> 00:04:34,920 I don't know if I believe that anymore. 92 00:04:35,504 --> 00:04:38,841 Also, Shawn is so mean, you guys. 93 00:04:38,924 --> 00:04:42,177 He yells at me all the time. It's unnecessary. 94 00:04:42,261 --> 00:04:45,014 I feel you, dawg. I was yelled at my whole life. 95 00:04:45,097 --> 00:04:47,558 People were always like, 96 00:04:47,641 --> 00:04:49,727 "You didn't pay for that." "How do you plead?" 97 00:04:49,810 --> 00:04:51,478 "He's flatlining. Clear!" 98 00:04:51,562 --> 00:04:55,399 Okay, well, if that's Vicky, what's the Bad Place's plan? 99 00:04:55,482 --> 00:04:57,776 To sow chaos, turn you guys against each other, 100 00:04:57,860 --> 00:04:59,278 ruin the experiment. 101 00:04:59,361 --> 00:05:00,738 Also, I have proof that's not Michael. 102 00:05:00,821 --> 00:05:03,907 Here are pictures of Vicky wearing the Michael suit. 103 00:05:04,491 --> 00:05:05,743 This doesn't prove anything. 104 00:05:05,826 --> 00:05:08,078 These could just be pictures of the real Michael. 105 00:05:08,162 --> 00:05:08,996 They're real. 106 00:05:09,079 --> 00:05:11,999 I know, because I helped make the suit. 107 00:05:12,082 --> 00:05:15,461 We couldn't figure out how to make it contain your demon essence, 108 00:05:15,544 --> 00:05:17,838 so you'll have to wear it over the Vicky suit. 109 00:05:17,921 --> 00:05:22,634 Ugh. Really? You're the worst, Glenn. Let's do it. Zip her up. 110 00:05:22,718 --> 00:05:27,765 Okay, but if I melt, I'm gonna be so annoyed. 111 00:05:31,769 --> 00:05:32,770 Oh. 112 00:05:33,395 --> 00:05:34,355 Pretty well-made. 113 00:05:34,438 --> 00:05:39,526 I can really feel all the musty skin folds and the dangly bits. 114 00:05:39,610 --> 00:05:41,278 The voice is perfect. 115 00:05:41,361 --> 00:05:42,946 You sound so much like him I wanna punch you. 116 00:05:43,030 --> 00:05:47,618 Are we sure it's okay that we made this? What are you gonna use it for? 117 00:05:47,701 --> 00:05:48,994 "What are you gonna use it..." 118 00:05:49,078 --> 00:05:50,245 Shut up, Glenn! 119 00:05:50,329 --> 00:05:51,413 The experiment is about to begin. 120 00:05:51,497 --> 00:05:54,541 Let's call the real Michael and send him spiraling down the toilet bowl, 121 00:05:54,625 --> 00:05:56,126 like the pinched turd he is. 122 00:05:56,210 --> 00:05:58,712 Well, now we know you're lying, 123 00:05:58,796 --> 00:06:02,049 because Michael would have definitely told us 124 00:06:02,132 --> 00:06:04,843 if the Bad Place had called him and showed him some freakin' Michael suit. 125 00:06:04,927 --> 00:06:06,595 Absolutely. Of course I would've. 126 00:06:06,678 --> 00:06:09,765 Janet would have phone records. You can just ask her to pull them up. 127 00:06:09,848 --> 00:06:12,893 -Okay, fine, I lied. They called me. -What? 128 00:06:12,976 --> 00:06:15,312 I lied about that and I'm sorry. 129 00:06:15,395 --> 00:06:19,399 -You knew about this? -Yes, but there's a good explanation. 130 00:06:19,483 --> 00:06:23,195 Yeah, the explanation is that's Vicky, and she's lying to you about everything. 131 00:06:23,278 --> 00:06:25,447 Call the Judge and we'll settle this once and for all. 132 00:06:25,531 --> 00:06:27,866 Or is that exactly what you want us to do? 133 00:06:27,950 --> 00:06:29,701 That is what I want you to do. 134 00:06:30,369 --> 00:06:31,411 Exactly. 135 00:06:31,995 --> 00:06:33,872 Eleanor, perhaps we should call the Judge. 136 00:06:33,956 --> 00:06:35,541 Glenn was telling the truth. 137 00:06:35,624 --> 00:06:38,127 No, the Judge said if anything else went wrong, 138 00:06:38,210 --> 00:06:39,628 she would reset the whole experiment. 139 00:06:39,711 --> 00:06:42,381 We are not calling her unless we have no other choice, 140 00:06:42,464 --> 00:06:46,260 and I am locking you two jamokes in separate rooms 141 00:06:46,343 --> 00:06:47,678 until we get to the bottom of this. 142 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:52,224 I'm very upset about this development. 143 00:06:52,307 --> 00:06:55,060 I'm serious, man. This is happening. 144 00:06:55,769 --> 00:06:56,603 Oh. 145 00:06:57,187 --> 00:07:00,482 I'm very upset about this development. 146 00:07:02,067 --> 00:07:03,777 All right, buttheads, what do we do? 147 00:07:03,861 --> 00:07:07,573 -I say we trust Michael. He's our friend. -Well, he might be our friend. 148 00:07:07,656 --> 00:07:10,826 Or he might be a lying trickster who just looks like our friend. 149 00:07:10,909 --> 00:07:12,578 The classic Mary Kate Olsen. 150 00:07:12,661 --> 00:07:15,539 I have to say, we've had a lot of misfires recently, 151 00:07:15,622 --> 00:07:17,416 and Michael has been acting suspiciously. 152 00:07:17,499 --> 00:07:19,376 Like, tonight, when I wanted to work, 153 00:07:19,460 --> 00:07:21,545 and he just wanted to have a slumber party instead. 154 00:07:21,628 --> 00:07:23,630 To be fair to Mike, slumber parties rule. 155 00:07:23,714 --> 00:07:26,467 And why would we trust Glenn? He's a demon. 156 00:07:26,550 --> 00:07:29,052 So's Michael. Demons can be good. 157 00:07:29,136 --> 00:07:31,597 Right. Okay, so it's decided. We trust both of them. 158 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:35,517 Okay, predictably, this was unhelpful. 159 00:07:37,478 --> 00:07:38,979 Get in there. 160 00:07:40,397 --> 00:07:42,774 What is all this stuff? 161 00:07:42,858 --> 00:07:44,359 Are these weapons? 162 00:07:44,443 --> 00:07:46,653 Ooh! Don't touch those. 163 00:07:46,737 --> 00:07:48,655 Those are my special magnet handcuffs. 164 00:07:48,739 --> 00:07:53,160 They make me feel silly when Mindy and I are playing Upstairs-Downstairs Derek. 165 00:07:53,243 --> 00:07:55,746 Oh, they're sex toys. Ugh! They're sex toys! 166 00:07:55,829 --> 00:07:57,873 Dude, get out of here. We have enough problems. 167 00:07:59,124 --> 00:08:02,169 My good man, allow me to bury the hatchet. 168 00:08:02,252 --> 00:08:07,799 Being rebooted again has evolved me past any feelings of jealousy. 169 00:08:07,883 --> 00:08:10,469 -Ho-ho! I know that sound. 170 00:08:10,552 --> 00:08:12,095 Looks like someone found my sex diaper. 171 00:08:12,179 --> 00:08:14,973 I'll leave you guys alone to live that dipe-life. 172 00:08:15,057 --> 00:08:16,683 -Ugh! 173 00:08:17,434 --> 00:08:22,064 Okay, explain yourself. If your self even is yourself. 174 00:08:22,147 --> 00:08:23,982 I am Michael. 175 00:08:24,066 --> 00:08:27,152 Shawn did call me, and I saw the Michael suit. 176 00:08:27,236 --> 00:08:29,029 He said if the experiment failed, 177 00:08:29,112 --> 00:08:32,950 he was going to use it to make you think I was torturing you. 178 00:08:33,033 --> 00:08:34,368 Why didn't you tell us? 179 00:08:34,451 --> 00:08:38,038 Because he said he would just erase your memories of me telling you, 180 00:08:38,121 --> 00:08:39,581 so it wouldn't matter anyway. 181 00:08:39,665 --> 00:08:42,209 He knew that I would crumble under the pressure. 182 00:08:42,292 --> 00:08:46,713 But a month ago, you told me you only pretended to freak out, 183 00:08:46,797 --> 00:08:48,924 in order to get me to step up and become a leader. 184 00:08:49,007 --> 00:08:53,720 Yes. That also was a lie, but it was an inspirational one, like... 185 00:08:53,804 --> 00:08:57,266 "So great running into you. We should get coffee sometime," 186 00:08:57,349 --> 00:08:59,977 -Or all of Instagram. - So, to recap: 187 00:09:00,686 --> 00:09:03,564 You found out the Bad Place made a Michael suit, 188 00:09:03,647 --> 00:09:05,524 freaked out, didn't tell us why. 189 00:09:05,607 --> 00:09:09,945 And then later you lied to me about why you freaked out. 190 00:09:10,028 --> 00:09:12,573 And then you lied again just a few minutes ago 191 00:09:12,656 --> 00:09:14,491 when you said that you never got a call from Shawn. 192 00:09:14,575 --> 00:09:18,328 Yes, but that lie was only to cover my two earlier lies. 193 00:09:18,412 --> 00:09:21,415 -I mean, that's gotta be okay, right? -What? 194 00:09:21,498 --> 00:09:23,041 Eleanor, don't you see what they're doing? 195 00:09:23,125 --> 00:09:26,253 Shawn sent Glenn to undermine our trust in each other, 196 00:09:26,336 --> 00:09:29,131 so you'll call the Judge and restart the experiment. 197 00:09:29,214 --> 00:09:32,217 Well, I have no reason not to believe you. 198 00:09:32,301 --> 00:09:35,095 Other than the three very recent examples we just laid out. 199 00:09:35,178 --> 00:09:36,471 Huddle. Now. 200 00:09:39,641 --> 00:09:41,351 Oh! Hey, sorry. 201 00:09:41,435 --> 00:09:44,730 I just needed to grab this. You know, it's chime time. 202 00:09:46,607 --> 00:09:49,067 There's gotta be a way to figure out if that's the real Michael. 203 00:09:49,151 --> 00:09:52,988 Is there a way you can make some sort of demon lie detector? 204 00:09:53,071 --> 00:09:54,489 Oof. I don't know. 205 00:09:54,573 --> 00:09:56,366 The Janet babies are still draining me, 206 00:09:56,450 --> 00:09:59,244 and I just had to put down Daisy the horse-blob, 207 00:09:59,328 --> 00:10:02,581 which was exhausting, emotionally and physically. 208 00:10:02,664 --> 00:10:04,166 She fought back. I won't get into details. 209 00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:08,545 I had to twist her head off. Sorry, no more details. 210 00:10:08,629 --> 00:10:11,715 -She did thrash. She thrashed. Sorry. - Okay. 211 00:10:11,798 --> 00:10:14,468 Why don't we just get him drunk so he starts blabbing? 212 00:10:14,551 --> 00:10:17,721 I mean, what goes best with pig urine? 213 00:10:17,804 --> 00:10:19,931 -Coconut rum. - That won't work on a demon. 214 00:10:20,015 --> 00:10:21,475 I'll try and make a lie detector. 215 00:10:22,059 --> 00:10:25,395 - Oh, no, damn it! -What's going on in there? 216 00:10:25,479 --> 00:10:28,482 -I touched the dang diaper! -Get back in that room. 217 00:10:29,066 --> 00:10:32,778 So Michael saw the suit. Big deal. I still think you're forking with us. 218 00:10:32,861 --> 00:10:36,281 I think this is just like when the Bad Place sent us Linda, 219 00:10:36,365 --> 00:10:38,784 who turned out to be some super-jacked punching guy, 220 00:10:38,867 --> 00:10:40,827 and just like him, you got busted. 221 00:10:40,911 --> 00:10:42,162 That's the thing. 222 00:10:42,245 --> 00:10:45,874 The puncher didn't get busted. It worked exactly as planned. 223 00:10:45,957 --> 00:10:49,419 The whole thing was a diversion to get real Michael out 224 00:10:49,503 --> 00:10:51,588 and sneak the impostor in on a train. 225 00:10:51,672 --> 00:10:53,215 It must've happened during the handoff. 226 00:10:53,298 --> 00:10:55,592 While Janet was handcuffing Chris, 227 00:10:55,676 --> 00:10:58,595 a bunch of demons must've grabbed Michael, yanked him away, 228 00:10:58,679 --> 00:11:02,015 and then Vicky, in the Michael suit, walked back out. 229 00:11:02,099 --> 00:11:03,684 You never would have known the difference. 230 00:11:03,767 --> 00:11:07,020 Also, when Chris got back, I saw Shawn and him celebrating. 231 00:11:07,104 --> 00:11:09,815 Why would they be happy if he wasn't supposed to get caught? 232 00:11:09,898 --> 00:11:11,983 Man, I love a good sabotage. 233 00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:14,736 Or is that exactly what you want us to think? 234 00:11:14,820 --> 00:11:16,029 Motherforker. 235 00:11:16,113 --> 00:11:18,490 I knew there was something weird about that puncher. 236 00:11:18,573 --> 00:11:20,158 I said that to Michael... 237 00:11:21,326 --> 00:11:22,577 and he dismissed it. 238 00:11:22,661 --> 00:11:25,872 - See what I mean? -Don't go anywhere. 239 00:11:25,956 --> 00:11:26,915 Come on. 240 00:11:28,917 --> 00:11:31,253 If Michael is just Vicky in a Michael suit, 241 00:11:31,336 --> 00:11:32,462 let's just take the suit off. 242 00:11:32,546 --> 00:11:35,924 Yeah, maybe we can sneak up behind him and try and pants him from the forehead. 243 00:11:36,007 --> 00:11:36,925 That won't work. 244 00:11:37,008 --> 00:11:39,886 A demon can take his own skin suit off, but no one else can. 245 00:11:39,970 --> 00:11:42,013 It's like a very complicated bra. 246 00:11:42,097 --> 00:11:44,599 Well, so be it. 247 00:11:46,435 --> 00:11:48,186 Take off your skin suit. 248 00:11:49,563 --> 00:11:51,273 -I can't. -Sure, you can. 249 00:11:51,356 --> 00:11:54,359 You're either a demon wearing a Michael suit, 250 00:11:54,443 --> 00:11:59,656 or you're a demon wearing a Vicky suit, who's wearing a Michael suit over that. 251 00:11:59,739 --> 00:12:03,577 Just take off your Michael suit and show us what you're working with. 252 00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:05,996 I'm sorry, I won't. 253 00:12:06,079 --> 00:12:07,914 -That's very suspicious. -I know. 254 00:12:07,998 --> 00:12:09,124 But I'm not Vicky. 255 00:12:09,207 --> 00:12:11,376 I just don't want to show you what's underneath here. 256 00:12:11,460 --> 00:12:13,795 I've seen a lot of weird hogs in my life, dude. 257 00:12:13,879 --> 00:12:14,796 Get over yourself. 258 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,298 That's not it. 259 00:12:18,216 --> 00:12:19,801 I'm a fire squid. 260 00:12:20,969 --> 00:12:22,220 Dope. 261 00:12:22,304 --> 00:12:25,098 No, not dope. 262 00:12:26,016 --> 00:12:29,853 I'm a 6,000-foot tall fire squid. 263 00:12:29,936 --> 00:12:33,899 I have tentacles. There's teeth everywhere. 264 00:12:33,982 --> 00:12:40,614 I'm on fire, and my neck is long, and there's a smell and lots of juice. 265 00:12:40,697 --> 00:12:43,074 There's so much juice, Eleanor. 266 00:12:43,158 --> 00:12:46,870 I think I speak for everyone here when I say... 267 00:12:46,953 --> 00:12:48,747 I really have to see this. 268 00:12:48,830 --> 00:12:53,793 So, you're not gonna take off your demon Spanx because you're shy? 269 00:12:53,877 --> 00:12:55,712 That's convenient. 270 00:12:55,795 --> 00:12:59,633 Eleanor, if I take off this suit, I will crash through the roof, 271 00:12:59,716 --> 00:13:03,929 and the entire neighborhood will see me, and the experiment will be blown. 272 00:13:04,638 --> 00:13:05,722 But it's more than that. 273 00:13:05,805 --> 00:13:08,642 You guys will never look at me the same way again. 274 00:13:08,725 --> 00:13:11,394 I won't just be Michael. 275 00:13:11,478 --> 00:13:18,026 I'll be some disgusting mass of burning tentacles. 276 00:13:18,902 --> 00:13:21,780 Do you really wanna be friends with something like that? 277 00:13:21,863 --> 00:13:23,782 Yes! I keep saying. 278 00:13:23,865 --> 00:13:25,158 Eleanor. 279 00:13:26,868 --> 00:13:28,495 Now, I don't know if this will work, 280 00:13:28,578 --> 00:13:31,248 but, theoretically, if you point it at a demon and he's lying, 281 00:13:31,331 --> 00:13:32,666 it'll turn red. 282 00:13:32,749 --> 00:13:34,167 If he's telling the truth, it'll turn green. 283 00:13:34,251 --> 00:13:35,085 Okay. 284 00:13:36,044 --> 00:13:40,507 Glenn, this is a lie detector. Let us show you how it works. 285 00:13:41,633 --> 00:13:42,717 What's your name? 286 00:13:42,801 --> 00:13:44,886 Well, everyone calls me Glenn, 287 00:13:44,970 --> 00:13:50,725 but the name on my demon certificate is actually Snakes Pour Forth From His-- 288 00:13:55,313 --> 00:13:57,691 Glenn blew up. Glenn blew up. 289 00:13:57,774 --> 00:14:00,819 Or is that exactly what he wants us to think? 290 00:14:05,615 --> 00:14:08,535 So, does blowing up mean he was telling the truth or lying? 291 00:14:08,618 --> 00:14:12,163 Neither. That was not supposed to happen. I've never killed anybody before. 292 00:14:12,247 --> 00:14:14,416 No, don't worry, demons can't die. 293 00:14:14,499 --> 00:14:17,836 He'll slowly re-form himself over a few months, 294 00:14:17,919 --> 00:14:21,006 passing through all the stages of demon growth: 295 00:14:21,089 --> 00:14:25,468 larva, slug monster, spooky little girl, teenage boy, 296 00:14:25,552 --> 00:14:27,637 giant ball of tongues, 297 00:14:27,721 --> 00:14:31,391 social media CEO, and then finally, demon. 298 00:14:31,474 --> 00:14:34,185 So, look at the bright side. This worked out perfectly. 299 00:14:34,769 --> 00:14:39,149 I mean, not for Glenn, obviously, but for us. 300 00:14:39,232 --> 00:14:41,943 The lying demon's gone. We're still here. All good. 301 00:14:42,027 --> 00:14:45,155 No. We're not "all good," man. 302 00:14:45,238 --> 00:14:49,159 You're either Michael and you lied, or you're Vicky in a Michael suit. 303 00:14:49,242 --> 00:14:52,662 Okay, I'm gonna go for a walk. Nobody go anywhere. 304 00:14:58,335 --> 00:15:00,337 -Chidi? -Hey. 305 00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:02,797 Hey. I didn't think anyone would still be up. 306 00:15:04,758 --> 00:15:05,884 Are you okay? 307 00:15:05,967 --> 00:15:07,093 Uh, yeah, yeah. 308 00:15:07,177 --> 00:15:11,765 Um, I'm just practicing drawing viable horses. 309 00:15:11,848 --> 00:15:15,477 Ones that aren't crimes against nature. 310 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,312 Okay, I know this mood of yours. 311 00:15:18,313 --> 00:15:20,774 From reading your file and whatnot. 312 00:15:20,857 --> 00:15:25,278 Um, why don't you take a break and we'll get some food in you? 313 00:15:27,989 --> 00:15:29,449 Well, I'm done. 314 00:15:29,532 --> 00:15:32,285 I scooped it all up into one steaming pile of Glenn. 315 00:15:32,369 --> 00:15:35,497 Maybe I can put him back together. I'm hella good at puzzles. 316 00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:38,375 I finished this word search in 30 seconds. 317 00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:39,834 Jason, I feel terrible. 318 00:15:39,918 --> 00:15:42,712 I know he was a demon, and he may have lied to us, 319 00:15:42,796 --> 00:15:44,923 but he didn't deserve that. 320 00:15:45,006 --> 00:15:46,508 You were only trying to help us. 321 00:15:46,591 --> 00:15:49,844 Look, I know this is a weird time, 322 00:15:49,928 --> 00:15:52,931 but if you ever wanna talk, just know that I'm here for you, girl. 323 00:15:53,598 --> 00:15:57,352 Thanks, Jason. That means a lot. 324 00:16:02,148 --> 00:16:04,901 Mmm! I gotta say, 325 00:16:04,985 --> 00:16:08,321 out of all the "human stuff" I've been able to experience in this neighborhood, 326 00:16:08,405 --> 00:16:10,907 nachos? Number one. Easy. 327 00:16:10,991 --> 00:16:11,866 Really? 328 00:16:11,950 --> 00:16:13,326 Yeah. 329 00:16:13,410 --> 00:16:18,206 I mean, salty, crunchy, cheesy, little bit of a kick. 330 00:16:18,289 --> 00:16:20,583 Name one better thing humans have created. 331 00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:23,420 -The Sistine Chapel? -Pfft! Paint on a ceiling. 332 00:16:23,503 --> 00:16:26,464 I mean, it's fine, but can you eat it at the movies? 333 00:16:26,548 --> 00:16:28,008 Touché. 334 00:16:28,091 --> 00:16:31,803 Listen, don't stay up all night drawing horses. It's really fine. 335 00:16:31,886 --> 00:16:37,642 I know. I just feel like I made the world a little bit worse, 336 00:16:38,226 --> 00:16:41,312 and I won't be okay until I make it better again. 337 00:16:41,396 --> 00:16:45,567 Making yourself miserable to ease the suffering of others. 338 00:16:45,650 --> 00:16:47,652 About the most Chidi thing you can do. 339 00:16:49,154 --> 00:16:50,697 I'll see you later. 340 00:16:52,949 --> 00:16:54,701 Do you wanna take the rest of those nachos with you? 341 00:16:54,784 --> 00:16:55,994 Yeah, I do, thank you. 342 00:16:58,872 --> 00:17:02,542 Okay, here's where I'm at. I just don't know if I can ever trust you. 343 00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:05,336 I'm gonna call the Judge. We'll start over. 344 00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:08,214 We won't have Chidi in the mix, but he'll be on our side again, 345 00:17:08,298 --> 00:17:10,008 which is almost as good. 346 00:17:10,091 --> 00:17:11,551 But we know the humans now. 347 00:17:11,634 --> 00:17:14,596 -Starting over sounds exhausting. - I know. 348 00:17:14,679 --> 00:17:15,972 But if that's not Michael, 349 00:17:16,056 --> 00:17:19,476 he could sabotage us in ways we can't even perceive. 350 00:17:19,559 --> 00:17:22,187 And even if it is, I can't fully trust him, 351 00:17:22,270 --> 00:17:26,274 so every time something goes wrong, a little part of me is gonna wonder. 352 00:17:27,317 --> 00:17:28,193 We have to start over. 353 00:17:29,194 --> 00:17:30,653 I have a better idea. 354 00:17:31,362 --> 00:17:33,490 -I'm gonna blow myself up. - What? 355 00:17:33,573 --> 00:17:34,657 I'll blow myself up. 356 00:17:34,741 --> 00:17:38,369 That way, you can continue the experiment with Chidi as one of the people, 357 00:17:38,453 --> 00:17:41,539 which is our best chance to ever be successful. 358 00:17:41,623 --> 00:17:45,251 Why not just lock you in a room, or in Janet's void or something? 359 00:17:45,335 --> 00:17:47,504 But then you might worry that I'd escape. 360 00:17:47,587 --> 00:17:49,506 If I blow myself up, I'm out of your hair for good. 361 00:17:49,589 --> 00:17:53,968 Well, parts of me will be in your actual hair, but you get it. 362 00:17:54,052 --> 00:17:56,888 -Michael, wait-- -Tahani, this is the only way. 363 00:17:56,971 --> 00:17:59,849 There's literally nothing I can say that will make you realize 364 00:17:59,933 --> 00:18:01,601 that I'm really me. 365 00:18:02,644 --> 00:18:04,437 Oh, boy. This is gonna suck. 366 00:18:04,521 --> 00:18:07,273 Hopefully, I will see you all in a few months. Good luck. 367 00:18:07,357 --> 00:18:11,736 Oh, and make sure you, uh, get all of me into the container, 368 00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:17,158 or I might come back, uh, way shorter, and that would bum me out. 369 00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:22,831 I wish I were saying this in different circumstances, but... 370 00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:25,834 take it sleazy. 371 00:18:25,917 --> 00:18:27,001 Michael, wait! 372 00:18:29,587 --> 00:18:32,173 Oh, crud-nuts! 373 00:18:33,967 --> 00:18:36,594 Jason, how did you know that was Bad Janet? 374 00:18:36,678 --> 00:18:38,721 Michael said there's nothing he could say 375 00:18:38,805 --> 00:18:40,932 that would make you realize he's really him. 376 00:18:41,015 --> 00:18:43,309 But Janet does have a thing she can say 377 00:18:43,393 --> 00:18:46,146 that does make me realize she is really not her. 378 00:18:46,229 --> 00:18:47,438 What? 379 00:18:47,522 --> 00:18:50,233 I called Janet "girl," but she didn't say "not a girl." 380 00:18:50,316 --> 00:18:53,403 The real Janet always says "not a girl." 381 00:18:54,279 --> 00:18:55,905 Oh, wow. 382 00:18:56,573 --> 00:19:00,410 That realization's the only thing that stopped me from becoming a pile of goo. 383 00:19:00,493 --> 00:19:01,452 -Ugh. - Ugh! 384 00:19:01,536 --> 00:19:03,037 Wait, how did you pull it off? 385 00:19:03,121 --> 00:19:05,290 You were outside on the platform with me the whole time. 386 00:19:05,373 --> 00:19:09,586 We brought two Bad Janets on the train, you dumb, dumb idiot. 387 00:19:09,669 --> 00:19:12,130 The other one distracted you on the platform 388 00:19:12,213 --> 00:19:14,507 while Good Janet brought Chris on to the train. 389 00:19:14,591 --> 00:19:19,179 I snuck out, marbleized Janet and then I took over, baby. 390 00:19:19,262 --> 00:19:21,222 Stupid Michael never knew. 391 00:19:21,306 --> 00:19:23,892 I had you fart-knockers fooled for weeks. 392 00:19:23,975 --> 00:19:28,354 Until Glenn, the traitor, ruined everything. That guy sucks, right? 393 00:19:28,438 --> 00:19:31,149 -Shut up, Glenn. 394 00:19:31,232 --> 00:19:34,736 Wait, wait, wait. Bad Janets can't impersonate Good Janets. 395 00:19:34,819 --> 00:19:36,571 I've seen them try. Their heads melt, so... 396 00:19:36,654 --> 00:19:38,865 Oh. Oh, you're so smart, sir. 397 00:19:38,948 --> 00:19:42,994 Well, listen, here's the thing. Shawn rebooted me 40 million tines. 398 00:19:43,536 --> 00:19:46,706 Wait, tine-mis. Timeses. 399 00:19:47,373 --> 00:19:48,958 These things rule. 400 00:19:49,042 --> 00:19:52,420 Oh, dip, this means Janet didn't dump me. Her weird sister did! 401 00:19:52,503 --> 00:19:54,547 Everything makes so much more sense. 402 00:19:54,631 --> 00:19:57,550 All of Janet's ideas were so counterproductive. 403 00:19:57,634 --> 00:19:59,427 She brought the horse monster to life. 404 00:19:59,510 --> 00:20:02,138 She forced me to antagonize John. 405 00:20:02,222 --> 00:20:05,433 She got us to doubt Eleanor's leadership skills. 406 00:20:05,516 --> 00:20:07,435 Oh, I was just about to launch an idea 407 00:20:07,518 --> 00:20:10,021 where Tahani was gonna give herself an asymmetrical haircut. 408 00:20:10,605 --> 00:20:13,358 -You monster. -Thank you. 409 00:20:13,441 --> 00:20:15,360 Guys, we still have a problem here. 410 00:20:15,443 --> 00:20:17,862 You still don't have evidence that I'm actually me. 411 00:20:17,946 --> 00:20:19,239 Sure, we do. 412 00:20:19,322 --> 00:20:21,950 You offered to sacrifice yourself to help a bunch of cockroaches. 413 00:20:23,576 --> 00:20:25,328 That's about the most Michael thing you can do. 414 00:20:26,704 --> 00:20:28,456 Where's real Janet? 415 00:20:28,539 --> 00:20:30,208 Oh, she's in the Bad Place. 416 00:20:30,291 --> 00:20:33,795 She's probably wiping her butt with her own butt. 417 00:20:33,878 --> 00:20:37,882 I can't bear the idea of poor Janet down there, all alone. 418 00:20:38,758 --> 00:20:40,134 What should we do? 419 00:20:40,718 --> 00:20:42,470 I know what to do. 420 00:20:42,553 --> 00:20:44,847 It's like what that guy who blew up said... 421 00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:47,767 Shawn's a bully. 422 00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:52,188 And sometimes the only thing a bully understands is a punch in the mouth. 423 00:20:52,939 --> 00:20:56,192 I'm gonna go down there, I'm gonna punch him in the mouth 424 00:20:56,276 --> 00:20:58,695 and I'm gonna get Janet back. 425 00:20:58,778 --> 00:21:01,114 Sounds like somebody has a plan. 426 00:21:01,197 --> 00:21:02,073 Dope. 427 00:21:02,156 --> 00:21:04,284 Uh, where is he? What's the plan? 428 00:21:04,367 --> 00:21:05,743 It's okay. 429 00:21:08,705 --> 00:21:11,791 -You sure you can hold down the fort? -Not at all. 430 00:21:11,874 --> 00:21:14,168 -You sure you can do your thing? -Nope. 431 00:21:15,044 --> 00:21:17,005 We'll just try our best, right? 432 00:21:18,339 --> 00:21:20,258 Okay. Let's go get our girl. 433 00:21:20,842 --> 00:21:22,302 Not a girl.