1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:08,120 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 2 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:10,200 Is this a joke? 3 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:11,760 Yeah! Grr. 4 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:15,760 Mm. Ooh. Ah! 5 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:20,960 Oh! 6 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,400 Oh, I like that! 7 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:24,920 Wow. Ooh. 8 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:29,640 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 9 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:37,480 Hello, everybody. 10 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:41,560 Hello, and welcome to another prestigious grand final. 11 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,360 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 12 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:46,200 What a series it's been. 13 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:49,120 We've seen each of our contestants at times soar 14 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:51,280 like the mighty eagle of the plains, 15 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:53,720 and we've also seen them be rubbish. 16 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:58,000 But what will you all be talking about when the dust has settled? 17 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:01,960 Will it be Victoria's repeated submission of Greedy Esquire? 18 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,200 Perhaps Morgana taking any opportunity 19 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:06,440 to shove ice into her clothes. 20 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:09,680 Maybe it'll be Guz's film masterpiece, Oo-arr Blood. 21 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:11,320 LAUGHTER 22 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:14,520 Or Alan's guff-stiffened bathrobe. 23 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:20,440 It could be any of those fascinating insights into the human condition. 24 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:23,280 It'll probably be that time that Desiree ate sand though! 25 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:26,840 So, for the last time, here they are. 26 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:28,920 Please welcome Alan Davies. 27 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:31,080 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 28 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,680 Desiree Burch. 29 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:36,040 Guz Khan. 30 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:37,760 Morgana Robinson. 31 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:40,760 And Victoria Coren Mitchell. 32 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,600 And next to me, a man who once told me 33 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,600 I always put my botty on the potty, 34 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:50,120 in case my front water becomes smelly back cake. 35 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:51,720 LAUGHTER 36 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,840 It's little Alex Horne. 37 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,120 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Whoo! 38 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:57,840 You all right? Yeah, I'm good. 39 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:00,040 I thought I'd use this platform, the final, 40 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,240 to reveal a part of my body I've never revealed before. 41 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:05,120 I'm a bit nervous about. Oh, you've never revealed it to anyone? 42 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,440 Well, I've revealed it to my closest family members. OK. 43 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:09,280 My wife, my father, my cousin. 44 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,000 The big three! 45 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:12,760 Mum never gets a look in, does she? 46 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,240 She never makes the top three. 47 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:15,800 No, well, not when it's this item. 48 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,080 My tail. 49 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,080 It's a real tail? Yeah. 50 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:21,480 You going to show it to us? I'm going to show it to you. Now? 51 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:23,600 No, no. I want you to imagine it a bit. 52 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:25,800 I've imagined it. What did it look like? 53 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:29,240 Like a horrible, disgusting, curly pig's tail. 54 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,400 GREG SNUFFLES 55 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:33,520 His tail's all off to one side. 56 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:36,960 Well, I'm not going to show you till the end of the show if you're going to be like that. 57 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,280 Oh, OK. What is the final prize task, tail boy? 58 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:44,000 You've asked them to bring in the most magnificent floppy thing. Wow. 59 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:47,320 The most magnificent floppy thing will get a well-deserved five points, 60 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:49,880 and the winner of the episode will get a quintet of magnificent 61 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:52,360 floppy things to keep forever. 62 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,640 Big old floppy thing. 63 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:56,440 Guz Khan. Yes. 64 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,000 I know you're going to bring the flop. 65 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:01,640 I wanted this final prize task to be poignant. 66 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:04,280 To be something that saves lives. 67 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:08,200 My magnificent floppy thing, it's a blood pressure monitor. 68 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,560 Now let me explain, if I can. Please. 69 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:15,720 If anyone can talk this up the rankings, it's you. 70 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,280 Thank you, thank you. 71 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,400 For this fairly cheap invention, yeah? 72 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:22,080 There was aunties and uncles up and down this country 73 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:24,640 who were there like, "Oh, I have a strange feeling in my chest." 74 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:26,520 Pah, dead, finished. 75 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:28,200 And because of this now, 76 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:31,080 they are able to monitor and find the silent killer. 77 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:34,120 That's what they call it in the medical world, don't they? Yeah, it's true. 78 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:35,840 Find the silent killer before it strikes 79 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,240 and takes them out of the game. 80 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:40,120 He sold it well. Oh, my God, he sold it well. 81 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,640 Have you ever worked in sales? Yeah, I have. I have. 82 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:46,240 LAUGHTER You are one silver-tongued devil. 83 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,640 Right, let's crash right back down to Earth. 84 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:50,600 Victoria. 85 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:52,000 Now. Now. 86 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:56,640 When I think about what I have to show you now, I feel sad. 87 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,640 LAUGHTER 88 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,400 Because it reminds me of a time, before this series started, 89 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,360 when we had to come up with our prizes, 90 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,480 we'd bring things for you, Greg. 91 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:12,320 A man who I thought loved, above all, jokes, comedy, laughter... 92 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:13,560 I do. ..happiness. 93 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:18,200 And it is with that in mind that I offer you this. 94 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:20,600 Battlefield Earth on DVD. 95 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,320 You see the joke I'm going there for, Greg? 96 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:24,440 Yeah, yeah, it was a flop, yeah? It was a flop. 97 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:26,880 And as I reflect on that innocent time 98 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,920 when I thought you would be pleased... Yeah. 99 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:32,640 ..that someone had come up with a carefully-crafted pun. 100 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,280 This is called doubling down, isn't it? 101 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:35,520 I want to weep. 102 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:39,240 I don't mind it's a play on words, Victoria, it's nice. 103 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,880 Yeah. But, I mean, come on. 104 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:44,920 When the inevitable cardiac arrest strikes me and the door opens, 105 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:47,040 I'm going to be praying it's Guz and not you. 106 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,080 Better or worse than a heart monitor, Morgana? 107 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:53,800 It's Claudia Winkleman's fringe. 108 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:56,080 The Floppy Fringe of Winkleman. 109 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:59,040 Do you understand how much money that fringe has made? That mannequin... 110 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,400 That mannequin does look like Claudia Winkleman. 111 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:04,280 She's normally more tanned than that. Is that her actual fringe? Yeah. 112 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,720 No, that is when I played her, it's in my wig box. 113 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:08,640 Right. Don't penalise me for that one. 114 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:11,920 I'm not going to walk into her house and chop it off when she's asleep. 115 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,600 Exciting at the bottom, isn't it? 116 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:19,280 Alan. Well, it's a model of me. 117 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:23,440 It was made for a television programme about 20 years ago. Oh. 118 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:28,200 In which my character's wife uses a model of me as a voodoo doll 119 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:29,320 and sticks pins in, 120 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:32,320 and the props department, uh, allowed me to keep it. 121 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:37,040 And it has, uh, concealed about its person, quite a floppy surprise. 122 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,400 Here is the floppy Alan Davies. Yeah. 123 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,120 And...surprise! 124 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:43,240 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 125 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:45,640 Wow. 126 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:48,800 The body and the legs and the head are all obviously reduced 127 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:50,960 but the penis is actual size. 128 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,360 But what's fascinating about this is that 129 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,440 the penis does not feature in the programme at all. 130 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:01,000 So it's a needless addition just for a jape. 131 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,440 I can't stop looking at it. 132 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:07,320 I mean, you're right. I actually can't take my eyes off it. 133 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,960 It's sort of making my mouth water. 134 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:13,160 Love... LAUGHTER 135 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,240 Oh, Alex. 136 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:16,600 You're a naughty otter. 137 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,680 That is out of character. 138 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:21,640 That's what I thought, but there it is. 139 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:25,120 It's in danger of scoring higher than life-saving machinery. 140 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:28,960 Desiree, good luck. 141 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,720 Yeah, I know. Now, look, that was the first thing that came to mind 142 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,920 when I thought about a magnificent floppy thing, 143 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:37,960 but I thought that I'd try to push myself a little further. 144 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:42,480 And the only thing that kept coming to mind was an air dancer. 145 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:44,840 So I brought an air dancer. 146 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:49,320 Oh, my gosh. Right? 147 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:51,080 ALAN: My cock can do that, by the way! 148 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,200 Does it have arms? 149 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,040 Ooh, man. 150 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:02,760 I don't know how this reflects on me, the way I'm scoring this. 151 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,560 I don't think it reflects on me well. Here we go. 152 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,280 What do you want me to do, Victoria? 153 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:10,920 It's my least favourite. Give her one point. 154 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:14,240 My second least favourite is a pretend Claudia Winkleman's fringe. 155 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:15,920 OK. So now it's three, four, and five. 156 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:20,440 And now, I've got to decide between Alan Davies's penis 157 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,080 and a life-saving piece of equipment. 158 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:25,120 Life creating piece of equipment. 159 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:26,560 Yeah. 160 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:30,040 I guess I want it put on record that I equate living 161 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:31,840 with Alan Davies's penis. 162 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:33,040 Four points for both men. 163 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:35,840 The most visually-exciting is Desiree. 164 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:37,440 I'm going to give Desiree five points. 165 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:38,520 Yeah, yeah. 166 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:42,720 I'm thirsty for a task, Alex. 167 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:46,240 Well, let me quench that thirst with a lovely little drinking task. 168 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:00,160 Lab, baby. Hi, Alex. 169 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:03,000 Good morning, Guz. How are you? Tiptop. 170 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:04,680 Should I just help myself? 171 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:07,240 OK. 172 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:08,280 Drink all... 173 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,920 You guys are so stupid. 174 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:15,480 OK. Drink all this drink with your mouth open. 175 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:19,520 ALAN: Your mouth must be visibly open throughout. 176 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:20,920 What is it? 177 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,200 No idea. 178 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:26,880 The fastest wins. 179 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:33,560 Your time starts and your mouth must open when Alex blows the whistle. 180 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,920 There we are. 181 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:38,600 Yet again, Desiree baffled we've asked her to do something silly. 182 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,200 SHE LAUGHS 183 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,080 I think that every time you opened a task, 184 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:45,080 you were hoping that it would be calculate your taxes 185 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,840 and pay by January the 31st. 186 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:52,840 OK, we begin with Morg... Alan Rabies. 187 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:56,240 Mor... Morg... Morgana and Alan Davies. 188 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:58,800 WHISTLE BLOWS 189 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:03,000 SHE GARGLES 190 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,200 Oh, I can't see you. Yeah. 191 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:08,560 It's not going down, Alan. 192 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:13,440 Open, please. Open, open, please, Alan. 193 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:15,000 HE COUGHS 194 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:16,880 It's not fair for you to say funny things. 195 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:29,160 It's shut again, Alan. 196 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:31,880 If I use a straw... 197 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:33,040 Always open, please, Alan. 198 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:34,920 If I use a straw... Uh-huh. 199 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,720 ..does that count? 200 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:39,680 Cos my mouth, it won't be fully closed, will it? 201 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,520 SHE COUGHS 202 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:43,560 Nearly finished. 203 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:49,840 Hmm, is that open? Mm. 204 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,360 It's quite shut, Alan. Nah-uh. 205 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:53,800 SHE SNORTS 206 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:55,320 LAUGHTER 207 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:57,920 HE SLURPS 208 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:00,160 I'll stop the clock. 209 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,520 I'll stop the clock. 210 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:06,760 That's a strange way to drink. 211 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:08,280 Uh, well, I would choke less. 212 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:10,800 There's something about if you put it in this way... 213 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:14,440 ..your epiglottis wants to close. 214 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,600 APPLAUSE 215 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,880 Yeah, it was some great epiglottis work! 216 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:24,440 You sort of looked like a paralysed heron for a lot of it. 217 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:25,480 Corr! 218 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:27,400 GREG GAGS 219 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,360 You don't see them choking very often. 220 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:32,000 You don't see them holding the back of their heads very often. 221 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,600 To stop their head going back further? 222 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:38,960 Well, I thought you looked graceful...next to Alan, 223 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,560 who looked throughout, to me, like a 12-year-old boy, 224 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,040 especially when he worked out his straw technique. 225 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:47,360 Which I will allow, by the way, his mouth's clearly open. 226 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,400 Well, the liquid can't go through if it's closed. 227 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,560 That's what I thought. 228 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,040 I think it's perfectly reasonable. 229 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:54,320 The mouth isn't shut if the mouth has something in it. 230 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:55,560 Play on. Sure. 231 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:58,840 A drop more now in the form of Guz and Victoria. 232 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:02,320 Are you ready? Oh, I mean... 233 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,160 Yeah, go on, go on. WHISTLE BLOWS 234 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:08,960 I can't do it. 235 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:13,960 This can't be done. 236 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,080 I mean, can I even use a straw? 237 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,000 That is cold! Pardon? 238 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:21,080 That is cold. HE BURPS 239 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,880 It's gone? It's cold, man. It's gone? It's cold. It's gone? 240 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:25,760 No, cold. Co... 241 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,480 HE COUGHS 242 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,560 LAUGHTER 243 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:35,720 I'm trying to do it. 244 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:37,840 No. 245 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:45,160 LAUGHTER 246 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:55,560 LAUGHTER 247 00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:59,240 SHE EXCLAIMS 248 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:02,840 HE GARGLES 249 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,040 HE GARGLES 250 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:13,640 Have you finished, Guz? Thank you, guys. What were you trying to say? 251 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:14,720 It's really cold. Cold? 252 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,680 Yeah, it made my heart murmur. 253 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:19,000 I don't know if the funnel helps, really. 254 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:24,480 No, it's too disgusting. It's too disgusting! 255 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,840 Are you saying you just had a heart attack? A little... 256 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,000 Not a major one, you know what I mean? 257 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,480 My eyes didn't go blurry, but I felt like a... 258 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:32,760 MAKES PULSING SOUND 259 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,880 I'm drinking it. 260 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:46,160 Ooh, that was great. I've stopped the clock. Lovely. 261 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:57,080 Is it fair to say that that task marks the end 262 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,960 of your career as a ventriloquist? 263 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,680 What was the tube technique all about? 264 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,960 Were you hoping to funnel it directly into your stomach, 265 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,160 bypassing your mouth? I thought it would force me to keep my mouth open 266 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,680 because you involuntarily close it. 267 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:13,640 I should point out, Greg, that due to an admin error, 268 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:16,440 all the drinks were at room temperature except for one person, 269 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:19,280 whose was very nearly freezing cold. 270 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:24,600 And it was admin error as opposed to a mischievous little game? 271 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:27,480 It was so cold. I was struggling to breathe a little bit, 272 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,640 and while I was struggling to breathe thinking, 273 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:32,400 I need an ambulance here, he's like, keep your mouth open, Guz. 274 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:35,080 Guz, your mouth must be open, Guz. 275 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:38,160 I was going to dash that fucking Ribena at his head. 276 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:42,800 It's just in the rules. Well, it was very entertaining. 277 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:45,960 OK, we must now rest, recharge, and return. 278 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,840 Alex says there's a rash he wants me to look at - and it's on Alan. 279 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,840 ALEX GASPS See you after the break. 280 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:04,880 Hello, welcome back to part two of our massive final. 281 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,840 Before the break, our contestants had a bit of a drinking problem. 282 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,280 Yes, they couldn't close their mouths. 283 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,800 That was the rule of the task. We've seen four of them let loose 284 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:16,920 on the juice so far. Now finally, with one for the road, it's Desiree. 285 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:20,880 Good luck. 286 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,880 CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 287 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,960 SHE GULPS 288 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,520 I'll stop the clock. 289 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,320 SHE LAUGHS 290 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:41,920 Yes! 291 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:45,360 Incredible. Wow. Ahh! 292 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,720 I don't know what the hell's going on. 293 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:51,360 I read that task and I was like, y'all don't know me. 294 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:55,680 But I acted like I was like... I basically walked into a room, 295 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,680 slammed some sugar, and was like, where's the task? Like, 296 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,320 that was great. That was so enjoyable. 297 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:04,760 I don't mind telling you, it's left me a little unsettled. 298 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,440 And that must've affected things. 299 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:08,400 You know, really, she was the fourth slow... 300 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:12,240 No, no, she was the fastest. Seven seconds. 301 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:14,280 So, it's undoubtedly five points to Desiree. 302 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,120 Beneath that, despite the cold, 303 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,400 Guz did it in one minute five seconds, Alan two minutes 304 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,920 eight seconds, Morgana exactly three minutes, and Victoria 305 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:25,280 eight minutes and a half. It was not! Eight and a half minutes? 306 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:28,800 I'm afraid so. I was going to do great things. You know? 307 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:32,640 When I was a child, you know, full of promise. And I could read early. 308 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:36,240 And yet, this is the person we're celebrating. 309 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:41,320 Please may I see the first scoreboard of the final, 310 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,760 please, Alex, thank you? 311 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:46,480 Yes, of course. The series scores are incredible. 312 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,400 Victoria, you're on 110. 313 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,080 However, the other four, 314 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,360 there's only five points separating them all. 315 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,880 Alan's on 149, Desiree on 150, Guz on 153, 316 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,480 Morgana just one point ahead on 154. 317 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,880 Ooh! Whoa. Oh, my God. 318 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,960 And in this particular episode, 319 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,760 Desiree has maximum points, so she's in the lead with ten. 320 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:13,480 Next! It's the last team task, Greg, and it's all very confusing. 321 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,280 Hello. 322 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,680 Ooh, hi, Alan. 323 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,120 In here? 324 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,720 There's a thing. 325 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:37,200 Using your whole body to make individual characters. 326 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,440 Describe the Taskmaster. 327 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:44,880 Your description must be a minimum of 20 characters long. 328 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:49,280 Most vivid description wins. You have ten minutes. 329 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:52,040 Your time starts when the whistle blows. 330 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,760 Do you mean characters as in like A, B, C, or D? 331 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,080 OK. Like spell it out? 332 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,720 Yes, but it also opens up 333 00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:00,360 the world of punctuation. And emojis. 334 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,120 Punctuation and emo...? 335 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,120 Before I blow the whistle, Alan. Yeah? 336 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:06,320 Would you mind putting the ear defenders on? 337 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,960 Very tight. 338 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,200 Hello, Desiree. Hello, there, Alex. 339 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,800 Please go in there. 340 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:18,040 Oh, hello, Alan. 341 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,800 Work out what your team-mate's task is. 342 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,360 SHE LAUGHS 343 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,240 You must stay in the caravan 344 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,600 and not communicate with your team-mates in any way. 345 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,040 After ten minutes, 346 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:32,240 you must write down what you think their tasks were. 347 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,680 Best guesser wins. 348 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,840 Your time starts when the whistle blows. 349 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,400 In the meantime, would you mind popping on those ear defenders? 350 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,440 Absolutely. Thank you. 351 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,680 Hello, Guz. All right, mate, how are you? 352 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,400 I'm good. Can you go up there, please? 353 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,560 Lick a chocolate button. 354 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,800 Stick it on your forehead then transfer 355 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:54,440 the chocolate button to your mouth without touching it 356 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:57,000 with your hands or leaving the chair. 357 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,240 It says your time starts when the whistle is blown. 358 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,720 OK. Good luck, everyone. 359 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,800 WHISTLE Ah-ha. 360 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,720 A few different things going on, Greg. 361 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,800 So, Guz had a different task from everybody else. 362 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,880 Yes. In a way, we didn't need Guz. 363 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,080 LAUGHTER 364 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:16,080 Did you have a nice time? Did you enjoy your task? 365 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,920 I did, actually. Yeah? Yeah. 366 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:21,200 You'll find out. OK, sorry. I'll speed up. 367 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,080 Right then, we're going to see the team of three first. 368 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:27,040 That's right, it's the loud people. 369 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,960 LAUGHTER 370 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:49,760 Two. 371 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:54,960 Three. 372 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,600 Ooh! 373 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,520 WHISTLE 374 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:35,760 HE BURPS 375 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,920 Thank you, Morgana. Thanks, Guz. 376 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:39,480 So what do you think Guz's task was? 377 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,880 OK, well, his was easy. 378 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,680 He had to blink those chocolate dots that were stuck on his forehead off 379 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,400 into his mouth and then eat them. 380 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,800 And what do you think Morgana's task was? 381 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,600 She was obviously spelling things out with her body. 382 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,040 Some kind of a phrase. There was like an H, 383 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,760 and a T, and an X, for sure, something maybe about a galaxy? 384 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,760 Um, the story is, 385 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:01,640 in a galaxy far, far away, everyone has tiny penises. 386 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,160 OK. 387 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,560 Oh, my God. 388 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:11,200 Guz, presumably you just had a lovely old time doing that. 389 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,320 Yeah, bit of like indigestion. Yeah. 390 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,800 A lot. I think I did about 36 buttons in the end. 391 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,280 Your task was just get one from your forehead to your mouth. 392 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,640 Was it? But you ploughed through 36. Yeah. 393 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:23,000 No points involved, but lovely, delicious buttons. 394 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,720 Now, I wrote down what I think she was spelling out. 395 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:26,960 Mm-hm. 396 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,840 And that I got a grumpy fat man who enjoys fights, 397 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:34,160 kicking people, and soiling himself in front of a snake. 398 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,480 Interesting. Yeah, I mean, you knew what the task was, I suppose. 399 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:39,920 Yeah. So but that is closer than Desiree's. 400 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,400 The thing is, she started with the letters and did pretty well. 401 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,600 For example, this was one of her words. 402 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:46,720 Yes. Look at that! Yes, yes. 403 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,360 What she actually did was tall and grumpy. You got grumpy. 404 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,600 And flirty and a little sexy. That's where the little... 405 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:54,480 And a tiny bit sexy. Only a tiny bit. A tiny bit sexy? 406 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,760 Yeah, I was actually being very flattering 407 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,240 and hoping that would get me a few more marks. Tick. Well, 408 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,120 you would be getting loads of marks if it wasn't 409 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,120 for Desiree fucking it up. 410 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:10,000 Oh, no. The adverts are here again. Hide! 411 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,200 Hello, welcome back to the Taskmaster final. 412 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,840 Alex, I'd like you to summarise what's just happened 413 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,600 in the highest possible voice you can. Of course. 414 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,760 HIGH VOICE: We're in the middle of a little... 415 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,160 Of course, we're in the middle of a team task, everyone. 416 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,680 The first group have had a go. 417 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,320 Now it's Victoria's turn to work out what Alan's task is, 418 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,680 and Alan's task is to use his body to shape characters 419 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,280 to describe Greg. 420 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:44,360 Most favourite description wins. Let's see them go! 421 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,320 VICTORIA LAUGHS 422 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:50,040 What's he doing?! 423 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,680 What...? 424 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,960 What is that?! What is that shape? 425 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,960 Oh, got it. Got it. 426 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,880 That's very good. 427 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,960 Is that part of it? 428 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:10,520 This one I absolutely don't get. 429 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,720 Honestly, in MY head, it's crystal. 430 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,960 Uh... 431 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,640 Ooh, God! 432 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,000 SHE GIGGLES 433 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,840 What are you doing? 434 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,560 I can't do this one. What are you...? It's too hard. 435 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,920 SHE LAUGHS 436 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,840 It just feels like Bruce Forsyth! 437 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,720 Alan, you may return to the house. Thanks. 438 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:43,240 I enjoyed that. Victoria, what do you think Alan's task was? 439 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:50,280 I think Alan was trying to embody the letters that spell 440 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:54,160 the well-known phrase Caring Uncle Minpict. 441 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,160 Caring Uncle...? 442 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,640 Caring Uncle Minpict. 443 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,680 HE MOUTHS 444 00:22:58,720 --> 00:22:59,720 APPLAUSE 445 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:06,800 There was a part halfway through that task where you went, "Got it. Got it." 446 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:10,040 Well, that was getting that he was being a letter. Ah. 447 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:13,640 It wasn't when you realised that he was using 448 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:18,080 the classic well-known phrase "caring uncle minpict"? 449 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,880 It that was effectively me saying he's describing the Taskmaster 450 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,960 because I think of Greg as Caring Uncle Minpict. 451 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,960 A lot of people do. Yes. 452 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,440 Shall I show you what Alan did? And you can see if you can work out 453 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,560 what he was trying to say? It's actually five words. 454 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:32,200 Grand? No. It is grand. Grand. Grand... 455 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:35,240 Father? Grandfather? It's not grandfather. 456 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,840 Flo, flo, flo, flock? 457 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,840 Yes. Flo is right. 458 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,520 Florid. Florid. Ooh, I like florid! 459 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,240 Grand, florid. Florid... Pi? Not pig. 460 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:49,320 Pi? Not pig or grandfather. 461 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:51,320 Grand florid something tall man. 462 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:53,320 What is this third word, though? Pig is close. 463 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:57,360 Big? Big. Yes. Grand, florid, big, tall man. Correct! 464 00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:01,680 Aww! Grand, florid, big, tall, caring uncle minpict! 465 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,160 LAUGHTER 466 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,600 I sort of feel like 467 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:09,160 this should be maybe one point separating the teams. 468 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,800 OK, but which one gets that point? 469 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:14,400 Well, obviously, uh, Alan and Caring Uncle Minpict were better. 470 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:17,480 Right. So, uh, let's give them both five points... 471 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,280 OK. ..and give the other team four points each. 472 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,200 Victoria and Alan get five points! 473 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,320 CHEERING 474 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:28,640 I propose ONE FINAL TASK! 475 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,600 And that is a great proposal. 476 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,800 Hello. 477 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:49,600 Can I pull this off? I don't know. No, never mind. 478 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:54,280 Let's leave it on after breaking shit in your house all the time. Came off anyway. 479 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,040 It's like a chuppah. Pardon? 480 00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,840 You don't know what that is, do you? 481 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,040 I think it's something to do with the Jewish faith. 482 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,880 Yes, it's a place you might have a wedding. 483 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,800 Interesting. Yeah. 484 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,400 I'm assuming that's not the task. 485 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,920 Yes! Oh. It is a chuppah! 486 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,760 Propose to Alex in the most irresistible way. 487 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:21,440 You have 30 minutes. Your time starts now. 488 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,440 Have you proposed to anyone before, Alan? 489 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,360 Only my wife. 490 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,640 So, you know, I'm one for one, as they say. 491 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,640 Have you proposed to anyone before, Victoria? 492 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,640 Of course I haven't! What are you suggesting? 493 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:34,360 I think, when I proposed to her, 494 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,400 it was the only time ever in my life that I've had snuff. 495 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,600 And if I hadn't had the snuff, I might not have done it. 496 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,160 I don't know. What do you like? 497 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:45,240 This would've required years of getting to know you. Um... 498 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:46,800 I've got a Wikipedia entry. 499 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:51,080 It's likely that you're going to be inhaling something. 500 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:52,720 Lovely. 501 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:56,280 What I take from that is that Victoria's very serious about 502 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,440 the sanctity of a marriage proposal, 503 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,680 and that when Alan proposed to his wife, 504 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,320 he was off his face on snuff. 505 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:03,800 Let's see how they get on. 506 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,240 OK, well, here is Desiree 507 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,960 asking me, Alex Horne, for my hand in marriage. 508 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:16,320 Alex, my darling. Come to me. This is wonderful. 509 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:17,600 Isn't it just? 510 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,840 I know we've only known each other for a brief time, 511 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:24,400 but I've developed some strong feelings I felt like I needed to share with you. 512 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,240 This is a song that I've created, original composition. 513 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:32,080 ♪ Furry little Alex Horne 514 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:35,920 ♪ I've fancied you since you were born 515 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,440 ♪ If you got mad and killed a guy 516 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,280 ♪ I would be your alibi 517 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,160 ♪ Won't you marry me, Alex? 518 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,760 ♪ Cos I do... Wait. 519 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,600 ♪ Cos I don't have a gag reflex! ♪ 520 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:55,200 So, Alex Horne, will you make me the happiest weirdo? 521 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,480 Will you do me the great honour 522 00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,960 of spending the rest of our lives together? 523 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,640 Will you marry me? 524 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,480 Desiree? Alex. 525 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,680 I'm going to go and think about it. Thank you. Of course. 526 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,280 I'm going to keep this until I've made my decision. Absolutely. 527 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,440 You suck on that and think about things. 528 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:13,480 APPLAUSE 529 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,880 Ah. I could watch that again. 530 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:25,360 I mean, there's a couple of things I should probably just speed by. 531 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:29,360 The fact that you fancied Alex since he was born. That's early. 532 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,280 Yeah. We should probably leave that. 533 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,680 I enjoyed the remote control car. Yes, me too. 534 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,160 And I enjoyed the aggression of your final statement, 535 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:41,240 "Think about it and suck on that." 536 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,200 It's a strong and unsettling start. 537 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:47,840 OK. Well, next, I'm going to be proposed to by Guz Khan. 538 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,520 Oh, wow. Yes. 539 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:53,120 So what I'd like to say to you, my brother, is I've been on this show with you. 540 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,400 I don't think people look out for your welfare. 541 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,520 They don't look out for how you're feeling. 542 00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,440 It's a long ass day. It is a long ass day. 543 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,600 Yeah. So I've prepared something for you. Get in bed, go on. 544 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,400 In bed? Yeah, get in bed. Go on. 545 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:09,200 You did that for me? Yeah, lean back, take your feet off. 546 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,520 Look. 547 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,360 How's that feel, man? Comfy, ain't it? 548 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:16,360 It's lovely. Yeah. Look, there's a skull there with a rose in it. 549 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,800 Look, Alex, this task was to propose to you 550 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,560 in the most irresistible way. 551 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,360 And there's two versions of irresistible. 552 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,920 One of those is red roses and fairy lights. 553 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,520 But there's another version. The victory version. 554 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:33,000 Which is "irresistible" meaning something so convincing 555 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,360 that somebody can't say no. 556 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,440 DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC 557 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,280 Will you marry me? 558 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,600 APPLAUSE 559 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,760 ALEX SNIFFS 560 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:48,200 Strong smell o...what is that? 561 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,840 Tomato sauce because it's supposed to represent blood, from The Godfather. Oh, I see, yeah. 562 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,040 Someone told me you liked the movie. Well, I like Jaws. 563 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,240 He likes Jaws, not...! 564 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,600 I'm going to think about it. Yeah? Irresistible! 565 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,120 Wow... Wow. 566 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,640 Can I say, Greg, I genuinely didn't know there was anything under 567 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,040 the blanket? About the horse's head? I genuinely didn't know. 568 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,560 That was all... All of these, I don't know what's going to happen. 569 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,960 I just love what anyone who hasn't watched The Godfather trilogy, 570 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:26,640 what they'll be thinking of that intimate and horrific proposal. 571 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,880 Want to see another? Yeah. 572 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:32,640 It's Alan now with a very Alan marriage proposal. 573 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,600 Hi, Alex. Alan. 574 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,600 Um, would you mind just, 575 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:47,440 uh, inhaling some of the...persuasive elixir? 576 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,120 Huh?! 577 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,960 That's it. And just breathe in? 578 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,680 Yeah, breathe in. 579 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:56,880 Keep breathing in. 580 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,240 It's definitely going to help. 581 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:00,280 Now you can uncover. 582 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,000 Ho, ho, ho. Ah. 583 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:10,720 Uh, this is, uh, d-dowry, of course. 584 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:12,720 Was that there before, the cow? 585 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,440 Would you like this trained? 586 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:15,680 If you're amenable... 587 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,720 Oh, there's more, is there? ..I have a prenuptial agreement. 588 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,720 Do you now? Thank you. 589 00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,720 Do you accept the proposal, or...? 590 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:24,360 I'll sign the 'nup. OK. 591 00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,720 And... I will think about it. 592 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,360 OK, that's all I can ask, I suppose, at this stage. 593 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,000 Thank you. 594 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,920 Jesus Christ. 595 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,960 What was Alex inhaling to soften him for marriage? 596 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,040 Vicks VapoRub. 597 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:45,600 That helped clear your head while Alan got into character. 598 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,240 LAUGHTER 599 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,920 And then we all know, if there's one thing that will guarantee 600 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:54,760 a yes to a marriage proposal, it's a surprise cow. 601 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,440 Right, we're stopping again. 602 00:30:56,480 --> 00:31:00,200 Only one part left this series when our champion will be crowned. 603 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:01,240 Excited, Alex? 604 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,920 I see you've got another wee patch for me. See you soon! 605 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:05,960 APPLAUSE 606 00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,080 Oh, hello. 607 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,320 Welcome to the final showdown. 608 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,280 Nearly ten hours of adrenalin-fuelled television 609 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,760 have built up to this moment. 610 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,920 But somehow, instead of a huge elaborate showpiece, 611 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,320 a battle to end all battles, 612 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:33,400 our almighty gladiators are wasting their time proposing to Alex. 613 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,200 Yes, I admit I am a little bit embarrassed about it now. 614 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,920 But at the time, I thought it was quite "big-a-my". 615 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,800 Next up, 616 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:44,160 I'm going to be proposed to by Victoria Coren Mitchell. 617 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,880 I'm too committedly married already, 618 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:47,520 and I never proposed to my own husband, 619 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,080 so to propose to someone else's husband, it would be all wrong. 620 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,760 However, here's my proposal. 621 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,840 The opportunity is there to have a wedding 622 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,400 that, to you, doesn't count as a wedding. 623 00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,280 Sorry, are you proposing to me right now? 624 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:03,280 We've got a whole house at our disposal, a caravan. 625 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,280 Wedding and honeymoon right here. 626 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:06,960 SHE MOUTHS SILENTLY 627 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,800 Feels like you're proposing right now. 628 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:12,040 If I were, what would you say? 629 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,680 Would you mind taking one more surname? 630 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,160 I think you'd have to take my surname. 631 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,360 But only the Coren. I think to take my husband's surname 632 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:18,920 would be disrespectful, to be honest. 633 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,520 I'm becoming Alex Coren? I think so. 634 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,240 I can't believe you need to think about it! 635 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,280 I've proposed to someone for the first time in my life, 636 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,760 you're not even accepting immediately. Can I have half an hour? 637 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,240 All right. OK. Thanks, Victoria... Thank you. 638 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:34,200 ..Coren... Mitchell... 639 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:35,840 ..Horne. 640 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,720 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 641 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,600 Well, I have to say, gut instinct tells me 642 00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,720 Victoria doesn't want you to marry her. 643 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,160 It was the only instant proposal. 644 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,360 I genuinely worried about it, though. Yes. 645 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,720 I know it's ridiculous. 646 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,200 I'm so happily married, I'm so besotted with my husband, 647 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:59,160 I genuinely worried about proposing to another man, 648 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:00,520 even as a joke. 649 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:03,480 I thought maybe that's not nice. It's ridiculous. 650 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,680 It's pretty damn sweet, if you ask me. Yeah. 651 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,360 And it just shows the lack of regard 652 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,040 that the other people here have for their partners. 653 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:11,920 Nah, don't say that! 654 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,120 No, I love you. 655 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,720 Relax, bro. This is a game show. 656 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:19,600 Very sweet, Victoria. Mm. You get sweet points. 657 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,000 And what do they translate to on this show? Ah. 658 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,040 Not many points. 659 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,840 Let's play on. 660 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:29,160 Last of all, really last of all, it's Morgana Robinson. 661 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,880 Yeah. Hello. Come on. Yes. 662 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:40,600 "Put the sailor outfit on and follow the music." 663 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,200 LAUGHTER 664 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,080 DISTANT MUSIC 665 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:49,360 ♪ La, la, la, la, la 666 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:53,160 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la 667 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:58,160 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 668 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:05,000 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la 669 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,560 ♪ La, la, la, la, la. ♪ 670 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,600 Shut up! 671 00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:12,680 Lobsters are red. Pardon? 672 00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:16,120 Ocea... I said, lobsters are red, 673 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,360 oceans are blue, 674 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,720 I won't give you crabs 675 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,360 if you let me marry you. 676 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,280 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la 677 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,200 ♪ La, la, la, la, la. ♪ 678 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,000 What sort of crabs? Itchy ones. 679 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,040 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la. ♪ 680 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,320 Um... Morgana? Yeah? 681 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,480 I really appreciate everything you've done, 682 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,360 and I will think about it. 683 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:40,240 Thank you. 684 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:45,840 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. ♪ 685 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,040 LAUGHTER 686 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,160 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 687 00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:01,280 What a spectacular proposal. Mm. 688 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:06,000 Of course, the correct answer to a proposal like that 689 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:09,440 from an obviously psychotic mermaid... 690 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,400 ..is no. 691 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:16,840 Also, never trust someone who tells you straight away 692 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,720 that they haven't got crabs. 693 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,000 "# La, la, la, la. #" 694 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,000 That's going to be stuck in my head for the rest of my life. 695 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,920 Well, all right. 696 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:32,320 I could barely separate some of these. Right. 697 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,040 Victoria's was a pretty damn weak proposal, 698 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:38,040 but it was a fairly sweet response. 699 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:41,240 I'm going to give Victoria an unbelievable 700 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:42,720 three points. 701 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,680 Fair enough. Three points to Victoria. That's very nice of you. 702 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:47,040 APPLAUSE 703 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:52,440 Um, I could not separate a menthol snorting proposal 704 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:56,080 and an announcement of a weak gag reflex. 705 00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,240 I'm giving both of those four points. 706 00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,560 OK, four to Alan, four to Desiree. Lovely. 707 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:05,040 And when you've got productions on this scale, 708 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:08,200 then both people, for very different reasons, 709 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:10,400 have got to take a sweet five with them. 710 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,160 Five points to Guz and Morgana. 711 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:13,680 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 712 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:16,760 Shall we look at the scores one more time? 713 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,880 Yes, we shall. The series is still in the balance 714 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,440 as we go into the final task, and so is this episode. 715 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,200 Guz is on 17 in second, 716 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:25,960 and Desiree has 18 points in first! 717 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,440 Oh, snap! 718 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,760 All right, everyone. Please make your way to the stage 719 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,400 for the final task of the series! 720 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,480 APPLAUSE 721 00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:42,640 SCATTERED LAUGHTER 722 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:43,960 Oh! 723 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,200 LAUGHTER 724 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:49,440 It's the final. Show some decorum. 725 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:50,720 Go on. 726 00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,520 Morgana Robinson's going to read the task. Read on. 727 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,760 SHE CLEARS HER THROAT 728 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,520 One at a time, 729 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:02,400 make a noise without the Taskmaster identifying you. 730 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:06,000 The person who makes the most unidentified noises wins. 731 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,200 What's going to happen is 732 00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:09,000 the Taskmaster will not be looking at you. 733 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,360 I will give you a type of noise you have to make. 734 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,560 You have to make the noise for at least two seconds. 735 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,240 Greg will guess who he thinks was making the noise. 736 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:17,680 There are three rounds. 737 00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:20,000 The person who is identified the least wins. 738 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,440 OK. Revolve me. 739 00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,000 Bit too far, Greg. 740 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,840 Too far the other way now. 741 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,240 Again, too far again. Oh, imagine him parking. 742 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:38,840 LAUGHTER 743 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,560 OK, so the first noise you're going to make is birdsong, 744 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,560 and the first person to the front is this person. 745 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,160 So they're now going to make their way to the front. 746 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,160 We need two seconds of noise 747 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:55,240 and Greg will guess who made the noise. 748 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:56,800 Here comes the noise. 749 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:03,040 SHE CHIRPS 750 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:06,080 Greg, who was making that beautiful noise? 751 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,800 Morgana. 752 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:13,120 The next person to come to the front is this person. 753 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:18,520 They're making their way to the front now. 754 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,200 Here comes the noise. 755 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,640 HE HOOTS 756 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,400 LAUGHTER 757 00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,440 I think it was Alan. 758 00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,720 They're now returning to their spot. 759 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:38,000 OK, the next person to make a noise is this person. 760 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:41,880 Here comes the noise. 761 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,040 HE COOS AND CHIRPS 762 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,560 Hmm... 763 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,880 I think it was Alan again. 764 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,760 Oh, God, was it? 765 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,960 No, I think I made a mistake first time. 766 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,800 I'm going to say Alan for that second one. 767 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:58,480 OK. Next person to the front is this person, please. 768 00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:00,120 Here comes the noise. 769 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:03,320 SHE CHEEPS 770 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:04,880 Victoria. 771 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:10,400 And there is, of course, just one person left. 772 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,800 Here comes the noise. 773 00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:16,600 SHE CHIRPS 774 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:19,760 Desiree. 775 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,080 SHE MOUTHS SILENTLY 776 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,520 That's the end of round one, Greg. 777 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,800 I can tell you that you got one Alan correct 778 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,720 and one Desiree correct. 779 00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,840 It's time for round two, and round two is, of course, 780 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,480 two seconds of beatboxing. 781 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,680 SHE WHISPERS: What is that...? What is beatboxing? 782 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:35,560 You don't want to give away your hand too much. 783 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:38,160 I think what you're probably hoping is that you don't go first. 784 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,840 What I'm hoping is that you do. 785 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,040 LAUGHTER 786 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:46,080 The first person to beatbox is... 787 00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,680 They're making their way to the front. 788 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,600 Here comes the noise. 789 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,880 VERY QUIETLY: Puh. Puh. Puh. 790 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,880 Shh. Puh. 791 00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:01,360 It's either someone who doesn't know what beatboxing is, Victoria... 792 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:06,080 Right. ..or it's someone pretending they don't know what it is. 793 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:09,760 That level of cunning, I'm going to attribute to Morgana. 794 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:14,280 The next person to demonstrate their beatboxing skills... Yeah. 795 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:16,960 Here comes the noise. 796 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:22,200 Pff, chh. Pff, chh. Pff, chh. 797 00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:23,960 Pff, pff, chh. 798 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:26,880 Desiree. 799 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:28,880 SHE MOUTHS SILENTLY 800 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,480 OK, there are three left to beatbox. 801 00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:35,920 The next person is this person. 802 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,800 Here comes the noise. 803 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:44,520 Prrp, chh. Prrp, chh. Prrp, chh. Prrp, chh. 804 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,320 Alan. 805 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,400 It's this person now. 806 00:40:56,440 --> 00:41:00,280 Sha-bay-be-do boop, boop, boo. 807 00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:01,640 Guz. 808 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,600 And there is one left. 809 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:07,640 I think we on the stage know who it is. 810 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,760 They're making their way to the front. 811 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,320 LAUGHTER 812 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:20,600 SHE BLOWS RHYTHMICALLY 813 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:23,360 And there was the noise. Victoria. 814 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,280 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 815 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,960 And I can tell you, Greg, that you got Alan right... 816 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,160 Just Alan? 817 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,400 ..and Desiree and Guz and Morgana and Victoria. 818 00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:33,720 I got everyone right? 819 00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:42,360 OK, so the very last round in the series. 820 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:46,160 The category is big, scary monster. 821 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,600 The first person to make the noise of a big, scary monster... 822 00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,720 ..is that person. 823 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:54,920 Here comes the noise. 824 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,000 Oh. 825 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:07,640 LAUGHTER Oh, indeed. 826 00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,120 Victoria. 827 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,920 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 828 00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:15,240 I just think Victoria thought, "He won't be expecting this of me." 829 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,880 Big, clompy steps. 830 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,360 Wrong! 831 00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:20,880 The next person is this person. 832 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:23,560 Here comes the noise. 833 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:28,960 SHE RETCHES 834 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,400 No disrespect. 835 00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:31,440 Desiree. 836 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,320 LAUGHTER 837 00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:34,480 Oh, no! 838 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:35,640 I don't think it was. 839 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,680 I think it was actually Morgana, but my first answer was my first answer. 840 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:43,320 Next up, this person. 841 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:45,520 Here comes the noise. 842 00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:50,960 SHE HISSES 843 00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,320 Alan Davies. 844 00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,960 LAUGHTER, SHE MOUTHS 845 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,560 Just two left, Greg. 846 00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,560 The penultimate person is this person. 847 00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,080 They're at the front and here comes the noise. 848 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,200 HE COOS - SCREECHED: - Wow! 849 00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:10,920 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 850 00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:17,120 GREG LAUGHS 851 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,880 I don't know! 852 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,480 I don't know who the Wow Monster is. 853 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,600 I think that might've been Desiree. 854 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,520 SHE MOUTHS OK, you've guessed Desiree 855 00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:32,640 for a second time. 856 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,560 One left, of course. Yeah. 857 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,600 Here comes the final noise. 858 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,560 HE PURRS, MOANS IN PLEASURE 859 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,240 GREG LAUGHS 860 00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,280 I think that was Morgana. 861 00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:53,640 SHE MOUTHS You may return to your spot. 862 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:55,400 And before we go any further, I want to say, 863 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:57,600 the only one I care about getting right was Victoria. 864 00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:00,200 Well, Greg, the only one you got right... Aw, what?! 865 00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:01,920 ..was Victoria. 866 00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:03,400 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 867 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,960 You may now turn and face your contestants again. 868 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,680 Oh, my God. 869 00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:09,920 I think I just thought everyone was Desiree. 870 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:11,280 THEY LAUGH 871 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,880 Well, I know what you think of me now, thanks a lot! 872 00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,160 Well, I had so much fun. 873 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:18,680 Come down here, we'll add it the final scores of the final show! 874 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:24,840 And so... 875 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,160 Wonderful game of noises and listening we had. 876 00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:29,680 You got all the beatboxers. I really did. 877 00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:33,360 But only one of the big, scary monsters. Old clumpy shoes. 878 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,280 It meant so much to you. 879 00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:39,880 I'm miles behind, you couldn't just go, "Oh, that sounds like Guz." 880 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:40,920 No. 881 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,560 It would've choked you. 882 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:48,240 Victoria, Desiree, and Alan you got right twice. 883 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,000 Guz and Morgana, just the once. 884 00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,480 So it's three points to the people in joint third, 885 00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:54,440 five points to Guz and Morgana! 886 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,120 APPLAUSE OK. 887 00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:00,400 Which means, in the episode... Yeah. 888 00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,240 ..the winner by one point, 889 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:04,280 from Desiree, is Guz Khan. 890 00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:05,680 Guz Khan! 891 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:08,400 Guz Khan wins. 892 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:11,800 Please go and flap about with your magnificent floppy things. 893 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:13,080 GUZ: Woo! 894 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:14,960 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 895 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,960 Whoa, oh, oh, oh! 896 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:19,440 Oh, yes... 897 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,680 DESIREE LAUGHS 898 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:27,680 APPLAUSE 899 00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,120 Yes, it's the end, my friends. 900 00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:34,000 And, genuinely, I'm quite sad. 901 00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:37,120 I'm sad because I really feel like the cast were finally 902 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:38,640 getting into their stride. 903 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:41,160 But it's been a pleasure scoring their efforts, 904 00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:44,480 and from my powerful decisions, I've created a new champion. 905 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:48,680 So now, all that's left to do is to hand over to little Alex Horne 906 00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:52,000 to close the lid on the series and reveal the final scores. 907 00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:53,360 Alex, do your thing. 908 00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,800 OK. Well, I thought they were all terrific. 909 00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,640 Uh, some of them m-much more terrific 910 00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,280 than the others at getting points. 911 00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,280 In fifth place, with 121 of them, it's Victoria Coren Mitchell! 912 00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:05,160 APPLAUSE Aww! 913 00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:07,000 Just 40 points above her, in fourth, 914 00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:08,400 with 161 points 915 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,480 is Desiree Burch. APPLAUSE 916 00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,960 And on the same number of points, Alan Davies! Oh! 917 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,880 Also with 161 points. 918 00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:21,120 In second place, six points above them, 919 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:24,280 with 167 points, 920 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,520 it's Guz Khan. MORGANA SQUEALS 921 00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,000 APPLAUSE 922 00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:31,240 Which means, with 168 points... 923 00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:36,040 Our new Taskmaster champion is Morgana Robinson! 924 00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:37,440 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 925 00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,840 FANFARE PLAYS 926 00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:57,560 LAUGHTER 927 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:00,680 THEME TUNE PLAYS 928 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,840 Subtitles by Red Bee Media