1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,320 This programme contains strong language and adult humour. 2 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:07,520 Taskmaster was recorded in accordance 3 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:11,520 with all social distancing guidelines in place at the time of filming. 4 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:16,720 Boo. Yow. I just need to read that again. Oh. 5 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,120 Well, hello, I'm Greg Davies. 6 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:41,040 Welcome one and all to the Taskmaster grand final. 7 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:43,640 APPLAUSE 8 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:47,520 What a journey our five mighty warriors have been on. 9 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:51,680 And, as we rush towards the moment where one of our fearless five 10 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:55,760 raise aloft my golden bonce, I thought it'd be nice for us 11 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:58,000 to listen back to the series highlights so far. 12 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:59,960 OK, so what's the situation? 13 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:09,440 Aw, guys, guys, guys, this is sugar, it's not salt. 14 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,720 They put like chemicals in the tap water. 15 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:13,680 Who does? Government. 16 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:21,240 And after that incredible soundscape, 17 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:24,800 it's hard to believe they have any more glory left in them. 18 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:27,120 Let's ask them to dig deep one more time. 19 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:30,240 Please welcome Charlotte Ritchie, 20 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:32,200 Jamali Maddix, 21 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:33,960 Lee Mack, 22 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,720 Mike Wozniak 23 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:37,680 and Sarah Kendall. 24 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,800 And next to me, a man whose birth certificate I keep 25 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,720 under lock and key because I don't want to destroy his family 26 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:46,440 by exposing the awful truth. 27 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:50,400 Here he is, my biological son, little Alex Horne! 28 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:51,640 Daddy! 29 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,400 Technically possible. 30 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:56,680 Technically true. 31 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:58,360 It's the final, Greg. 32 00:01:58,400 --> 00:01:59,640 Yeah, I know. 33 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:02,080 Hence I'm wearing my special outfit. Oh, here we go. 34 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:05,920 Highlighting my best bodily feature which is, of course, 35 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,760 my wonderful back. 36 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:09,840 OK. You know I've got a lovely hairy back. 37 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,760 And I'm wearing a backless suit today. Are you? I am. 38 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,960 And I'm going to show it off at the end of the episode. 39 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,840 Oh, you're not even going to shows them now? 40 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:20,680 I'm luring the viewer to stay put with the programme. 41 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:24,120 Right, what's the final prize task then, Alex? 42 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:27,240 Well, I'll tell you about it if you just calm down a flipping second. 43 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:30,440 It's the thing that makes you look the toughest, 44 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,480 like a nose ring or a nose stud or a nose bag. 45 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:36,400 You will judge whose thing makes them look the toughest. 46 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:38,800 They'll get five solid points and at the end of the episode, 47 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,520 the person who's done the best points-wise will win all five tough 48 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:44,440 things and swiftly replace Ross Kemp as the go-to hard person of telly. 49 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,800 I liked that bit. Thank you. 50 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:50,480 Yeah. Well, this will be a challenge, uh, for you, 51 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:53,240 Charlotte, won't it? Um, it's simple, it's tough, 52 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,840 it's a leather cap. Simple, tough, leather cap. 53 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,000 All right. Whoa. 54 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:59,880 Ooh. Oh, backwards, too. Yeah. That's pretty tough. 55 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:01,160 It's pretty tough. 56 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:03,560 Um, caps are tough, leather's even tougher. 57 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,560 It's, it's a leather. 58 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,840 Caps are tough. Caps tough. I feel good about this one. 59 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,760 Do you? Yeah, I can tell by the way you're reacting, 60 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,720 it's going to go well. Oh, I wish we had it here so I could put it 61 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,760 on your head. I know, it's a shame. And show how not hard you look. 62 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,600 Oh, I would. Oh, all right. 63 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:17,240 What have you brought, Lee? 64 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,560 I have brought the toughest thing in the world. 65 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,160 I have brought a coat hanger. 66 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:25,320 OK. Whoa. So, uh... Oh, dear, oh, dear. 67 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:29,600 When I was at university, uh, my old mate got mugged. 68 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:31,400 Oh. Sorry to hear that. 69 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:34,720 He didn't come out of the house for about a week and he thought, 70 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:38,040 "Well, I can't carry on living like this, this is ridiculous." 71 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:41,480 So he then decided he wasn't going to leave the house 72 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:45,840 unless he had one of them bent and put on his head. 73 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:50,040 And his theory was nobody mugs a man with a coat hanger on this head. 74 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:52,080 Why? Well, you just think that's a bit odd, 75 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:55,000 I'll stay well clear with a man with a coat hanger on his head. 76 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:58,520 Well, that's a surprisingly tough-looking object, 77 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,920 so I'm surprised you talked me around a treat. Well done. 78 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:02,520 Thank you. 79 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:04,800 Sarah, can you beat a coat hanger? Doubt it. 80 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:08,560 About ten years ago, I was watching the film, uh, The Road 81 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:12,720 and I was pregnant, and I suddenly thought, what am I going to do 82 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:15,880 if I have a baby and, and there's like some sort of apocalypse 83 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:20,440 or zombies or all the food and water runs out and it's just chaos. 84 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:21,880 What am I going to do? 85 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,280 And I went down to, uh, a camping shop 86 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:26,800 and assembled what I now call my apocalypse backpack. 87 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:28,640 Well, this is the apocalypse backpack. 88 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:32,360 Oh... Yeah, but just wait... Just wait a second! 89 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:33,640 Wait, would you please? 90 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:37,280 If I saw you wearing that in a dark alley, I'd be, ooh! 91 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,480 It's not a dark alley, it's a zombie apocalypse, mate. 92 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,240 Is that skipping rope? 93 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:44,400 Yeah. So if there's a fight outside a nightclub, you'd go, 94 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,680 "Right, everybody calm down." Yeah... Yeah. 95 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,720 I just can't wait for you to just think, 96 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:51,880 she'd be a pretty safe person. She's going to be hard as nuts. 97 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:54,920 You'd be a lovely person to go on a walk in the country with, 98 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:56,200 that's what you'd be. Jamali? 99 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:58,760 Listen, let's not mess about, I've got a bat with a nail in it. 100 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,400 Right, now we're talking. Here it is. 101 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:03,320 Oh, a bat with a nail in it? Now we're talking. Bat with a nail in it. 102 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:04,920 Right, thank you. There you go. 103 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:07,600 No messing around. Tick. I'm not, I'm not playing no games. Tick. 104 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,000 It's tough, isn't it? Cos if someone had a bat, you go./.. 105 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:13,960 But if he has a nail in it, you go, he's dedicated to hit someone with it. Yeah. 106 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,560 If you came into a room with that, 107 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:18,760 I would absolutely shit myself and I would go looking for Sarah. 108 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,240 There we go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 109 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:24,040 Can you imagine Charlotte wearing her leather cap backwards holding that? No. 110 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,080 Oh. Be tough, though. 111 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,920 I mean, you'd be tougher than picnic girl. 112 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,920 Don't worry. Who's picnic girl? I think you're picnic girl. 113 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,840 I'm picnic girl? You're picnic girl. 114 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:34,560 Aw, geez. 115 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,840 Well done. That's the first time I've ever drilled a nail into a bat, 116 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,440 and someone said well done. Yeah. I appreciate that. 117 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,360 All right, Mike? Regretting that yet? 118 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:43,720 Little bit. Yeah. 119 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:49,720 My toughest thing has a... It's tried and tested. 120 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:53,920 So if I'm, if I'm scared and, you know, I've run out of milk 121 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:57,520 and I need to go out and get my night-time milk. 122 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:00,120 Yeah. But I can see that there's some street toughs 123 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,520 by the newsagents, you know, wearing leather caps and, you know. 124 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:04,800 Some street toughs. 125 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:07,920 Then, if that happens, then, then I'd do this. 126 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:11,200 Ooh. Ooh, wow. 127 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,200 Wow. 128 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,240 Ooh. 129 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:16,040 Wow, that's amazing. 130 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:17,240 Wow. 131 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,600 Then it's Mr Tough Guy time. 132 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:25,280 Tick tock, it's tough guy o'clock. 133 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:28,480 And the bishop's hat may be going someplace a bishop's hat 134 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:30,680 should never go. 135 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,920 That's incredible, isn't it? I'm so jealous. 136 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:36,120 I had brought in a punk rock hairdo wig. 137 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:40,240 Here it is. Wow. Um... Wow. Which, uh, the winner is welcome to. 138 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:43,840 I'm genuinely speechless. Right. 139 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:48,360 Here we go. You ready? Yes. So in last place? One point, picnic girl. 140 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,040 Ooh, hello, Sarah. 141 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:51,200 One point? 142 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:54,440 Two points, and I do think this is a bit cruel, but I have to go 143 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:57,480 by the full description, which was to make you look hard and not 144 00:06:57,520 --> 00:07:01,320 absolutely loopy, I'm going to give two points to Lee's coat hanger. 145 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:05,680 Three points, because it's the hardest she'll ever look, 146 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:08,000 to, uh, lovely Charlotte. 147 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:12,000 Four points, uh, I thought you had it in the bag but, come on. 148 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,560 That's fair. I mean, the guy's a lunatic. That's fair. 149 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,920 There you go, four points to Jamali. Thanks, mate. 150 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:19,920 Five points to this absolute nutter. Well done, Mike Wozniak. 151 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,880 APPLAUSE 152 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,640 Right, let's get this final under way. 153 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:29,040 Right you are, and we're starting with my favourite thing to do 154 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:32,520 at the weekend, it's office-based admin artwork in the garage. 155 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:50,000 Hi, Jamali. How you doing, Alex? 156 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:51,960 Welcome to my office. 157 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,520 More like a garage, but, yeah. 158 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:57,080 Good luck. Thank you. 159 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:05,440 Oh, nice. Nice, that. Nice touch. Ooh. 160 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:09,280 Make the best picture of a big scary dinosaur using this photocopier. 161 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:11,320 What's that? 162 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,880 We thought you could... 163 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:15,680 Ooh. Shit! Right in my, right in my.... Oh, my God. No. 164 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:18,040 It's OK, luckily it wasn't my eye, it was my top lip. 165 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:19,720 I'm so sorry. 166 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,040 I am so sorry, Alex. 167 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:23,840 I think partly my fault. 168 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,320 You may not leave the garage. 169 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:28,000 You have 15 minutes, your time starts now. 170 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,520 I'll just investigate what's available. 171 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:33,320 Am I can, uh, avail myself with, uh? 172 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:36,480 Yeah, it's just paper. Just paper. That's just paper in there, 173 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:37,640 isn't it? Yeah. Um... 174 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:40,400 That's a piano. That's just a piano. That's it. There you go. 175 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,200 Yeah. OK, I'm sorry, I didn't see that. 176 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:44,520 That's all right. Sorry. I'm really sorry, Alex. 177 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:46,400 It's like a near-death experience. 178 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:48,720 I'm, I'm, I'm going to re-evaluate my life. 179 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:54,720 Before we start, Greg, you need to say at home, you shouldn't 180 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:57,240 photocopy your own face at home, do it in the office, 181 00:08:57,280 --> 00:09:00,520 and also you shouldn't fire a staplegun to people's mouths or eyes. 182 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:02,160 You shouldn't. 183 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:05,720 You should've brought that for the prize task. 184 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:06,960 Let's go. 185 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,440 OK, the first guys we're going to see have really owned 186 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:10,920 their facial hair this series. 187 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,720 It's Mike and Jamali. 188 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:18,040 One of the few jobs I had, my aunt used to make me photocopy shit. 189 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,360 Now I'm just seeing... 190 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,760 Oh, no. 191 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,160 Oh, I know what I've done there. 192 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:30,800 Oh, I've done a right booboo. Ooh, no. 193 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:37,320 There, I think this next phase is likely to be a failure. 194 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:43,800 I was actually at my grandad's house yesterday and he told me, 195 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,200 when am I going to get a real job? 196 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:47,960 And I'm like, I'm filming a TV show for Channel 4. 197 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,640 But I understand what he meant now. 198 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:52,480 Sort of get on with it time, isn't it, really? 199 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,840 What would you call your big, scary dinosaur? 200 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,520 What type of dinosaur is it? 201 00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:01,720 It's got to be the old Greg-osaurus, hasn't it? 202 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:04,600 Sort of craven bid for points. 203 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,200 I totally fucked up, 204 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:10,920 cos I was going to do the head as the host of the show, 205 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:14,960 but I done Dara O Briain instead cos I forgot that Dara O Briain... 206 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,320 I thought Dara O Briain was the host! 207 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:25,480 Sup? You look kind of similar. 208 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:28,120 It's not like it's crazy, like you two are totally different. 209 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:29,560 You think I look like Dara O Briain? 210 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,640 A little bit. Are you mad? You've got the same vibe. 211 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:34,760 I just thought you and I started to grow closer together, and then you drop that bomb... 212 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:38,440 Yeah, but this was from ages ago. This was before our blossoming relationship, isn't it? 213 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,120 This was like, this was pre... you know. 214 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:41,800 All right. You OK? 215 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:42,880 It was an innocent mistake. 216 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:45,000 Let, let me ask you this before we move on. 217 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:46,560 Yeah. What is my name? 218 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,240 Greg Davies. Good. 219 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:51,120 Fuck, mate, that, that was a lot of pressure. I actually forgot. 220 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:52,440 My heart was going. 221 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,000 For a second. I'm like oh, shit. 222 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:56,400 Greg-osaurus, well done. Thank you. 223 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:59,040 Good boy. See? See how it's done? 224 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,240 Feel a bit creepy now. Suck up to me. 225 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,680 Feel a bit creepy now after all that. Yeah, yeah, rightly so. 226 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:05,960 Um, quite a contrast between the two men's approach. 227 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,440 Some of Mike's vernacular that I wrote down during it. 228 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:10,240 "I've made a booboo." Mm-hm. 229 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:13,200 "It's sort of get on with it time now, isn't it?" 230 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,320 Which joins the lexicon of your catchphrases. 231 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:20,680 And that directly contrasts with, "One of the few jobs I've had, 232 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:24,520 "my auntie used to make my photocopy shit." 233 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:25,640 Yeah, it's true. 234 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:28,560 Do you want to see, uh, his final big, scary dinosaur? 235 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,960 Very much so. OK, good luck, and enjoy this. 236 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:34,880 Ahh. 237 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:38,400 For me, it looks like a dragonfly with two dicks. 238 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,640 Do you know what? I do want to argue with you, 239 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:43,280 but it kind of does look like a dragonfly with two dicks. Yeah. 240 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:45,480 Dragonflies were around during the prehistoric era. 241 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:48,200 It's a terrifying creature, but I don't think it's a dinosaur, 242 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,400 like I say. It looks quite big, so it's go the long tail. 243 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:52,200 Yeah. It's got four legs, a body, and a head. 244 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,520 If someone said to me, what does Dara O Briain 245 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,880 look like as a prawn, that's how I would imagine it. 246 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:58,800 Even though it's got my head on it, yeah? 247 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:00,920 Oh, is that you? I thought it was Dara O Briain. 248 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:04,080 Ooh, yeah. Very nice. Want to compare that to Mike's Greg-osaurus? 249 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:06,560 Yeah, please. Here we go. It's big and it's scary. Here it is. Ooh. 250 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,320 Ooh. Ooh. 251 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,720 It's the friendly Greg-osaurus. 252 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:12,040 It looks like a bit of low-level primary school art to me. 253 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:13,600 Yeah, which is about my level. 254 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:16,640 It's also looks a lot like Mike from my view. Your profile. 255 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:17,920 Oh, yeah. 256 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:20,320 Right, that's one part of the final gone already. 257 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:23,400 More photocopying mayhem to come, right after three minutes of you 258 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,160 arguing about who's putting the kettle on. Off you go. 259 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:39,400 Hello, welcome back to the Taskmaster grand final. 260 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:42,400 Weren't we in the middle of a photocopying task involving big, 261 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:46,440 scary dinosaurs, Alex? Oh, you mad bugger. 262 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:47,920 But you're quite right, 263 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,520 and we're now going to see Sarah, Charlotte, and Lee's attempt. 264 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:52,200 Yes, it's the rest of them. Here we go. 265 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:57,520 Is it dangerous to do, like, body parts? 266 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:58,880 Is that a danger? 267 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,200 Whoa! 268 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,560 Come on! 269 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,720 Agh! 270 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:13,000 Arm. I'll use an arm as a leg. 271 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:18,200 OK. If I do one, two. 272 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:20,720 Get your face there, please. And like that. 273 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:24,680 This is for the backside. 274 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,360 No, it's not. It's not. 275 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:33,320 OK, I've got an idea. Hm. Go on. That's it, son. 276 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,120 Get yourself... Oh! 277 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,680 Keep your keep your weight up. Yeah. That's it. 278 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:40,920 Now, you've got to find a way... I've pressed the button. 279 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:47,200 I've pressed the button. Didn't make a noise. It's making a noise. Oh, my gosh! 280 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:50,440 That's rubbish. I need to go back towards you. 281 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:53,000 Agh! That hurts. Do it again. 282 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:59,920 Yeah. Argh! Are you finished? Are you finished? 283 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:02,240 No, keep going! I can't for much longer. 284 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:03,920 Oh, you tell me about it. 285 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,880 All right, so that's so not a body, but that's my dinosaur. 286 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,240 Right, I think I'm sort of there now. 287 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:12,040 There you go. Jurassic Park 6. 288 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:16,560 Thank you, Lee. Thanks, Alex. I enjoyed that. I didn't. 289 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:21,760 That's a cruel northern boss dynamic. Yeah. 290 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:25,080 "Sort yourself out, lad!" That's the farm, farming there, wasn't it? 291 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:28,560 I pay you £2 an hour! Get, get behind me now. 292 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:33,440 That's it. I'm going to show you Sarah's big scary dinosaur first. 293 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:36,000 Yeah. It's a "diplo-docus" or a "dip-lodocus" 294 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,880 and it looks like this. It's better than I thought it was going to be. 295 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,960 That's good. Thank you, Greg. That's a sweet dinosaur, Sarah. 296 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,240 Thank you, Greg. Who's next? Let's have a look at Charlotte's dinosaur. 297 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:49,720 Here we go. Ooh. Oh, dear. Oh, it's got a head! It's caught one. 298 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:52,520 It is eating another smaller dinosaur. 299 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:55,960 Oh, that's a horrible old thing. You wouldn't want to come across that, would you? 300 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,720 Terrified. Thanks, Jamali. 301 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:01,960 What does that dinosaur walk on? Er, it's big paper block. 302 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,440 Sam Neill says that at the beginning of Jurassic Park, doesn't he? 303 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:08,560 "This one walks on its big paper block." Yeah. He does. 304 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:09,960 It's pretty scary. 305 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,240 If you think that's scary, do you want to look at Lee - 306 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:14,840 the only one who used colour photocopying. Whoa. 307 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:18,840 Here it is. Here we go. Oh. Oh, man. Oh, wow. 308 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,480 That is awful. That's like the human centipede. Good God. 309 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,520 Five bellies, two faces, but my face is the arse. 310 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:27,040 I don't know if it's a dinosaur. It looks like someone's just 311 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,840 broken into a serial killer's house. 312 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,560 It's bad. Alex's face is the dinosaur bum? 313 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,040 Absolutely. That's where he belongs, though, innit? 314 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,440 Get to the back, lad! 315 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,600 Two quid an hour? You're playing the arsehole! 316 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:42,400 You're lucky I'm paying you, not paying you in milk! 317 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:45,880 Would you like to see all five dinosaurs? I need to do some sweet, sweet scoring. 318 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:48,040 OK, here they are. Here's a herd of dinosaurs. 319 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,240 I feel like I should reward size. Last place with one point... 320 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:54,920 It's got to be Wozniak, I'm afraid. Oh! It's not big and it's not scary. 321 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,520 Sounds fair... LAUGHTER 322 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:00,440 One point for the lovely Greg-osaurus. ..on balance. 323 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:03,760 We'll give Charlotte two and Jamali three. Well done, Jamali. 324 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,400 Well done, Charlotte. I mean, I hate looking at Lee's, 325 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:09,680 so I can't give it five points, and Sarah's is a perfect dinosaur. 326 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:15,440 There you go. Four. five. Well done, five points to Sarah Kendall! 327 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:18,720 Right. So what's the scoreboard? I know you want to. 328 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,240 Any of three people here could still win the series, 329 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,640 and today's episode is tighter than it's ever been. 330 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:26,680 We have Charlotte on five. Lee, Mike and Sarah all on six. 331 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:30,280 But Jamali's in the lead with seven. Hey! 332 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,920 Next task, please. Yes, and this one weighs heavy on my head. 333 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,400 And feet. 334 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:54,880 Oh, God. 335 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,280 Here you go. Thank you. 336 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:06,560 Do you know? If I don't wax my legs, they are about as hairy as that. 337 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:12,440 Hello, Jamali. How are you doing? 338 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:18,640 "Scientifically work out how much Alex's feet and head weigh." 339 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:22,360 You may not use the internet. Most accurate answer wins. 340 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,480 You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now. 341 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,000 Wh-what a strange thing to say - you may not use the internet. 342 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,960 There's a lot of stuff about how much my head weighs on the internet. 343 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,200 What about your feet? Not yet. 344 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:36,720 Er, feet and head. You've got a label, have you? 345 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,880 Is that to make sure I know that these are your feet? 346 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,320 No, that's where you can write down the weight of the feet. 347 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:44,240 Oh, I see. That makes sense, yeah. Does it count if I just go...? 348 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:47,480 Oh, no? I thought I could just go, "Weigh!" 349 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,640 Remember that joke? No. 350 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,760 Yeah. How does that joke go? It's OK. 351 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,280 Um... It's a joke where somebody says, 352 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:57,600 have you ever had your boobs weighed? 353 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:00,120 And then you go, "No," and they go, "Weigh!" 354 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,880 You can do that with my head. Yeah, that's what I was going for. OK. 355 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,880 Also, not everybody can do that joke. 356 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,680 Just to make that clear. Right. 357 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,240 Close friends. 358 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,760 I'm not sure it's cool to do that job full stop, any more. 359 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,760 I'm pretty certain you're right. Yeah. 360 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,640 I've worked hard to forge you a future career. 361 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,640 You've just ruined it in one boob gag. Kaboom, it's over. 362 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,080 Um, Jamali. What's up? 363 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:26,480 Um, you walked into a room and Alex is dressed as a Roman 364 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,680 and you did not react at all. 365 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,360 Oh, by this time, I was sick of his shit. 366 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,960 A Roman. He's going to say some Caesar pun or something. 367 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,320 I'm not giving it to him, man. He didn't give it to me at all. 368 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:40,080 He's the only one who didn't give it to me. Oh, my boy. 369 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,200 Well done. So proud. Thank you. 370 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,040 You've really come on. I appreciate it, man. 371 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:48,680 Do a pun. Well, OK, well here's Mike Wozni-mack. 372 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:52,000 It's Mike and Lee. Mike Wozni-mack. 373 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:55,040 If I weigh your head. Mm-hm. 374 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,000 It says error. I think your head might be too heavy for these scales. 375 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:02,720 Thank you. My immediate instinct is to put you in a bath. 376 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:05,520 But that might not necessarily help. 377 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:08,040 Got a plan. 378 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,240 How would the bath help weigh my feet and head? 379 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:14,160 I think cos we know how much water weighs, don't we? 380 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,080 And we could see how much it sort of displaced. OK. 381 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:21,960 I happen to know that water weighs the same as the body. 382 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,280 We put you in the bath, but just not your head in the bath. 383 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:27,520 Can it be hot water? Yeah. Of course. OK. Of course. Yeah. 384 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:30,640 This water weighs 5.2kg. 385 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:34,280 Thank you. Point two. 386 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,920 OK? I want you to stick your left foot in there. 387 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:42,160 That's it. That's it. That's not displaced enough. Get it out. 388 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,200 Absolutely boiling. You're going to be all right? I think it's OK. 389 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,800 I think it's just in contrast to the searing cold. 390 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,200 Oh, you get that over there like that! 391 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,880 Now... 392 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:54,960 ..out it comes. 393 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,160 And put that back on there. 394 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,520 That weighs 5.5. 395 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,760 The difference between 6.3 396 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,720 and 5.5 is 0.8. 397 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:08,760 Now your head. How submerged can you get yourself? 398 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,560 How's that doing? Tell you what, go the other way up. 399 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,600 We'll do your feet first. 400 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:17,120 Let's just... Is that comfortable? 401 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,320 That's quite good. 402 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:24,880 I'm going to fill that up to the brim using your foot water. 403 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,120 Now, if you wouldn't mind, just put your feet in, 404 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,760 try not to put anything else in. 405 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,720 Steady as she does it. Interesting, that's... 406 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,040 That's less full now. 407 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,880 9.8kg. 408 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:39,800 You're not very gentle. What? Nothing. 409 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,960 There's one foot. Tell you what, we'll do one foot. 410 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,160 If you could now submerge your head, if you can face it. 411 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,920 Only has to be for a moment. 412 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:52,000 So what am I doing? You've got to put your head in under the water. 413 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,640 But you have to go right over, otherwise it won't go in. Yes. 414 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:57,560 Go. Is it warm? Well! Go right in. 415 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:00,000 Hold your breath, go. It's cold. Come on, man up. 416 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,520 Go. Go. Hold your breath, go. 417 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:05,200 Right, go in, go in, go in, go in, go in, go in, go in. 418 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,680 Out! 419 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,560 There he goes. 420 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,600 That's fine, you can come up. 421 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:14,680 Weigh that water. That's 5.6kg. 422 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,160 5.6... 423 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,120 3.5 kilos for your feet. 424 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,120 8.65 kilos for your noggin. 425 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:26,880 Thank you, Alex. 426 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,760 The amount of water that was displaced was 4.2. 427 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:33,320 So, Alex, your head is 4.2kg, 428 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:38,440 your feet are both 0.8kg. 429 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,720 Thanks very much, been great working with you. I'll see you next year. 430 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,040 Bye, Lee. 431 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:48,120 Wow. Well done. 432 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,400 APPLAUSE 433 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:53,560 I was very surprised by how scientific both men were, 434 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:57,360 and also delighted by your lack of care towards my assistant. 435 00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:01,200 I was straight in. Permanent marker, I presume you were scrawling on his legs? Of course. 436 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,360 Freezing cold water. Yeah, the detail... Sharpie. 437 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,280 The details of my body were there for the next two weeks. 438 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,960 I was worried that his head would be trapped in the pan. 439 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,480 Were you? You weren't that worried. Not that worried, no. 440 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,960 Because when he said it was cold water, you shouted "man up". 441 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,920 Straight in. The northern farmer came straight back in. 442 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,680 It was scientific and brutal at the same time. 443 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:24,680 But while Lee's farmer was screaming, "Man up, 444 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:30,080 "get your head in," you said, "Pop your noggin down," I think. 445 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:33,040 Don't want to kill the man. Your noggin? Increasingly, I think 446 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,720 you're a Dickens character. Your noggin, your nut, your swede. 447 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:39,120 I'm impressed by the science. Can you tell us stats yet, or...? 448 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:42,200 I can. The trick was using the right equipment, which Lee did. 449 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,560 The bathtub was too vague, it was sloshing all over the place, so 450 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:49,760 my head's four-and-a-half kilograms and my feet are a kilogram each. 451 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,240 Lee said 4.2kg 452 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,840 and 0.8kg each. He was very close to the right answer. 453 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,920 Pretty good. Mike went for 8.2kg - 454 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,360 almost twice the size of a normal head - 455 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:03,440 and 3.5kg for both feet, so not a million miles off. 456 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:07,320 Well done, men. OK, it'll be over in just two little parts, 457 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:11,520 then, finally, you can have your lives back and be miserable again. See you in a minute. 458 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:23,840 Hello. Welcome back to the final. 459 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,680 What was happening before the break, Alex? 460 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,560 At long last, people are trying to work out how heavy my head 461 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,840 and feet are. Next up, it's Jamali and Charlotte. 462 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,280 Can I ask you questions? Uh-huh. 463 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,760 How much does your head weigh? 464 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,280 I've never weighed it. OK. 465 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,520 That's two, so that's 21. 466 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,920 OK, cool. 467 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,240 If you could don't mind stepping on that. The whole of me? 468 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,920 Yeah, the whole of you, yeah. 469 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,240 So that's whole weight. 470 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,440 Would you mind holding that up to the top of your head? 471 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,240 Yeah, there. Thanks. 472 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,440 OK. 473 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:58,760 188. 474 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,720 I'm assuming that's centimetres. 475 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,360 OK, I'm just going to measure the length of your head. 476 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,840 So basically I weighed one and then I'm guessing that one, 477 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,440 I just double it. 478 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:14,400 26 divided by 188. Two, four, six, eight, 16. 479 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:15,600 Right. 480 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,680 Right, so you've got seven heads... 481 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:20,520 That's nice. ..from head to toe. I often think of it like that. 482 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:24,160 So for every 26 centimetres of you, there's 12.44 kilograms. 483 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,240 I just don't think our weight is equally 484 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:30,560 distributed between head, shoulders, knees, and toes. 485 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,160 Shit. 486 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,600 What's happening? 487 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,560 It's error cos it's weighing too much. 488 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:38,960 OK, now you can put it down. 489 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,800 Error. 490 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,440 I really think the conclusion might be that your brain weighs 491 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,040 nothing at all. 492 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,120 Now, lay your head down. 493 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,800 Lift your head up. 494 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,040 Could you go down really slowly for me? 495 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,960 OK, you can go a little bit faster than that. 496 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,360 That's a terrific skill. 497 00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:00,680 Well, the scales say 3.4kg. 498 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:04,880 The distance says 12.4kg. 499 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,600 So I think what I might end up doing is making an estimate. 500 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,760 I'm going to say 5kg for your head. 501 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,120 Oh, OK. 502 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,600 Yeah, and then for your feet, much less 503 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,760 because feet are actually quite light. 504 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:17,800 Oh, yeah. 505 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,800 They'd have to be light cos you've got to pick them up so much. 506 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:23,880 With that in mind, I'm just going to say two kilo, oh, I'm going 507 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:28,200 to make that into three, just in case, kilograms-ish. 508 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,440 There you go. 509 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:33,320 How much does my head weigh? 510 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:34,920 40 kg. 40 kg? 511 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,400 Well, cos that's the highest that this scale goes before breaking. 512 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,160 So it's near that. 513 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,800 Do you know what I'm saying? OK. 514 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,920 You've got a heavy head. Yes, apparently so. 515 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,480 There you go. 516 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:47,840 Stop the watch. 517 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,200 Thank you. Thanks, Jamali. That's all right. 518 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,440 Did you just get bored of the task and think... Yeah. 519 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,600 ..I'm just going to stick 40kg down? Uh, no. 520 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,680 I can't do maths, right? Right. 521 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,920 So I thought I'd do a comically big number. Go big. 522 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:08,520 I think your attempt was as scientific as Charlotte's. 523 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:09,800 Yeah. 524 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,560 I don't need to go on about head, shoulders, knees, and toes, do I? 525 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,880 No. We know what your destiny is, so I can just let that go. 526 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,480 Yeah, I'm letting it go. You said something about seven heads. 527 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,360 Yeah, she worked out I was seven heads tall, proportionately. 528 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,360 Yeah. So if your body was the same weight all the way up and down... 529 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,680 Yeah. ..you just divide your whole weight by seven. 530 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,320 There's some logic there. Yeah. 531 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:31,040 So if you cut the same height out of his shins... Yeah. 532 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,600 ..do you think that will be the same weight as his head? Yep. 533 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,360 In Charlotte's defence, 534 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,960 you have been saying that Alex is a tube for some weeks now. 535 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,400 Yeah, that's true. 536 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,320 Fair to yourself, you estimated pretty accurately. Pretty close. 537 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:44,960 5kg for the head, half a kilogram off. 538 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,680 Not far off. Not bad. That's not bad. 539 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,480 3kg for the feet in total and they weigh one each. 540 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,600 3's not bad. That's not bad at all. 541 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:52,920 It's not bad. 542 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,640 OK, well, finally, here is the patented Sarah Kendall method. 543 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,280 OK, I found a set of scales. 544 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,640 I don't know why I've got a watermelon, but it feels 545 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,600 like the size of your head, but this doesn't have the weight on it. 546 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,080 Ah, but you can weigh that with that. 547 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,320 I know! 548 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:12,800 AUDIENCE LAUGHS 549 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:16,360 Let's just start with you putting your head on this. OK. 550 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,760 OK, you can sit up now. 551 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:23,720 About 4.5 kilos, that looks like. 552 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,040 Do the same thing again but in my hands. 553 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,000 OK, just relax. 554 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,280 OK, now sit up. 555 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,320 It does feel very watermelon-y. 556 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,280 That's about 2.53 kilos. 557 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:42,320 If there were brains inside the watermelon, that'd be about right. 558 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:45,080 Let's do your feet. 559 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:46,680 Maybe that'll illuminate something. 560 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,320 OK. 561 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:55,440 Now I'm going to go and see if I can find some meat. 562 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,600 Good luck. 563 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:03,120 This is the closest thing to meat that I could find. 564 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,520 Mm-hm. 565 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,560 AUDIENCE LAUGHS 566 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:06,640 OK. 567 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:11,040 How many fish fingers do we reckon we can fit in a Alex Horne foot? 568 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,320 Two, four, ten, 11. 569 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:19,600 Right, this is 360g, so that's 40g each, 570 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:24,080 so 11 fish fingers at 40g each is 440g. 571 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,200 So I'll say 880g. 572 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,440 Lovely. 573 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,160 I'm going to go 4.2 kg. 574 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:34,600 Good! 575 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,480 Fish fingers. Yeah, enjoy them. 576 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,840 Bye-bye. Thank you. All right, goodbye. 577 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,720 AUDIENCE APPLAUDS 578 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,080 So your system is to find objects that you think will be the same 579 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,040 weight as parts of the body and weigh those objects? 580 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,280 Basically. 581 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,440 I was with you on the melon. 582 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,080 Yeah. Sensible choice. Right. 583 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,960 You lost me a little bit with Alex's feet being the same weight 584 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,440 as a collection of boneless breaded fish. 585 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,800 When she came in with those fish fingers, there was 586 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:05,040 no sense of, I know I've done something ridiculous here 587 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,800 with bringing these fish fingers in. 588 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,440 It's like, OK, I think that's fair. 589 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,840 I think I've got the fish fingers, we should be all right. 590 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:14,160 I think that's the point in that task where you style it out. 591 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,120 Yeah. There's no other option. 592 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,480 So I can tell you the scores. 593 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:18,840 It's just numbers this time. 594 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:19,920 Yeah. 595 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,280 Jamali is last. 596 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,320 Mike next, gets two points. 597 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,760 Sarah is third, Charlotte with her estimate comes second, 598 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:29,160 but Lee was pretty much bang on with his real science. 599 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,960 He gets five points! There it is! 600 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,040 Do we have any more tasks left? 601 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:36,480 We do! But it's the last one. 602 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:40,160 And, like my emotions, this one's all over the place. 603 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:55,480 Please go and climb up those golden chair legs. 604 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,200 Thank you. 605 00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,800 Please read out the task not through the megaphone. 606 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:00,920 OK. 607 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:04,360 Direct your team-mate into the red circle. 608 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,000 Oh, that one. 609 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,920 I was going to say, he's cracked it already. 610 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,320 That's the starting point. 611 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,760 You must stay on your chair at all times. 612 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:17,680 You may only issue one instruction of three words. 613 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:21,720 ..Of three words every 30 seconds. 614 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:26,080 Fastest to get one team-mate into the circle wins. 615 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,840 Does he know that I'm only allowed three words? No. 616 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,240 Just one team-mate, Alex? 617 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,520 So I can just let one wander into a tree. 618 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,480 That's up to you, Sarah. ..and choose. 619 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,360 You going to say your time starts now? 620 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,120 Do you want me to say your time starts now? 621 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,120 I do want you to say your time starts now. 622 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,120 Your time starts now. 623 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:44,160 WHISTLE BLOWS 624 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,640 Is this working? Can you hear me? 625 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,440 If you press the button. 626 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,120 Is this wor- hello, hello. Is that, can you hear me, Mike? 627 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,360 I can. 628 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:52,680 Mm. 629 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:53,720 Lovely. 630 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,200 Let's dance. 631 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:56,960 Oh, OK, who are we going to see first? 632 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,400 Well, one's just over 40, the others just under 60, it's Mike and Lee. 633 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,560 180 degrees turn. 634 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,320 WHISTLE BLOWS 635 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:15,400 Walk forward 20. 636 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,840 Be careful. 637 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,280 Whoa! 638 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:27,320 OK. 639 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,360 WHISTLE BLOWS 640 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:31,720 Uphill 20, go. 641 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,360 Uphill 20? 642 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,880 Is this hill? 643 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,920 All right, I shouldn't laugh... Do you want it again? 644 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:50,160 ..but it's very funny. 645 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:55,400 WHISTLE BLOWS 646 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,920 Forward 15. 647 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,440 WHISTLE BLOWS 648 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,080 Ten o'clock. 649 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,400 Oh, is that one word or two? 650 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:12,760 Two. 651 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,600 HE SIGHS 652 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:16,760 WHISTLE BLOWS 653 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,760 Southeast, one. 654 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,680 Southeast? 655 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,040 WHISTLE BLOWS Back two. 656 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,800 WHISTLE BLOWS One to left. 657 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,040 One two left? 658 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,080 HE SIGHS 659 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,920 WHISTLE BLOWS Back one, small. 660 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,120 WHISTLE BLOWS 661 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,160 Bingo! 662 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,520 You can leave the area now, Mike. 663 00:32:58,560 --> 00:32:59,560 Can I take these off? 664 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:03,560 It's up to you. Yeah, I will if it... Look at that. Whoa. Bang on. 665 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:07,840 Oh, by the way, I think you need to have a look at a compass. 666 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,440 Oh, really? 667 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,560 That was not southeast. 668 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,480 Even in victory, your team-mate gets a bollocking. 669 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:22,320 I didn't mean literally southeast as in the real southeast. 670 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,600 I mean, southeast from where you're now facing. 671 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:26,480 Does that make sense? 672 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,400 Yeah. The other thing that struck me is that, just in time, 673 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,840 Mike was warned that he was about to fall down a bunker. 674 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,320 But not by you. 675 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,960 I used my three words. 676 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,240 It's true, he had used his three words. 677 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,560 I think that was the first day I'd met him. It was. 678 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,880 And I thought, I've got a problem here cos if I say stop, 679 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,640 I'll have old bloody Goebbels there on my back. 680 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,160 Hi, mate. 681 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:50,520 But he knew that I would rather get bunkered than break the rules 682 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,160 and get disqualified. 683 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,640 I just think that Lee sees anyone on his path to victory as 684 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,360 collateral damage. That's what I'd suggest. I did, did that. 685 00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:01,720 There's a spectacular fall followed by a characteristic goat trot up. 686 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,440 The goat trot? 687 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,280 They, they seem pretty efficient to me. Were they efficient? 688 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,320 He got there in four minutes and ten seconds. 689 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,280 Wow. Not a bad time. 690 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,720 We're so nearly there. Soon someone will raise the Taskmaster trophy 691 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:19,120 above their heads and feel a sudden surge of power and prestige flood 692 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:22,960 through their veins. Also someone will win a coat hanger. 693 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,680 AUDIENCE APPLAUDS 694 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,240 Welcome back to the last part of the series. 695 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,000 The end is nigh, my friends, 696 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:39,040 so let's stay strong and get through this part together. 697 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,160 Aw, grow some balls, grandad. 698 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,360 The fuck? 699 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,560 Before the break, we saw Lee Mack direct Mike Wozniak 700 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,240 into a bunker, even though Mike was the one that was blindfolded. 701 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:52,280 The rules of the game state that the person directing can only say 702 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:55,840 three words of instruction every 20 seconds to guide them to their spot. 703 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,080 It's the team of three now, 704 00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:00,120 which means Sarah Kendall has two kids to try and control. 705 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:01,280 Here we go. 706 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:02,960 Charlotte, run. 707 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,480 Just run. Three words. 708 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:11,120 I can't believe this. 709 00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:12,160 This is... 710 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,880 CHARLOTTE LAUGHS 711 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,200 Oh, my God. 712 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:18,400 WHISTLE BLOWS 713 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,560 Charlotte, angle left. 714 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:22,760 Oh. 715 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,200 And keep running. 716 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,040 WHISTLE BLOWS 717 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,560 Half left. 718 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:33,960 Walk. 719 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,600 WHISTLE BLOWS 720 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,360 Turn around... 721 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:46,600 run! 722 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,000 SHE LAUGHS 723 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,520 My God. Why am I laughing so much? 724 00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,120 Be careful here. 725 00:35:58,280 --> 00:35:59,720 OK. 726 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,120 WHISTLE BLOWS Aww. 727 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,960 Run. Me? Forward, go. 728 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,240 This is hell. 729 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:08,640 Run? 730 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,520 SHE LAUGHS 731 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,280 What's happening? 732 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,840 180 degrees left. 733 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,680 That's 180 degrees. 734 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,000 Left? 735 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,240 A little left? 736 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,800 It feels like it's getting darker. 737 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,640 WHISTLE BLOWS 738 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:30,320 Tuuuuuuuuurrrrrrn. 739 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,360 Walk. 740 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,000 Oh. 741 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,000 WHISTLE BLOWS 742 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,880 Do I still have to stand here? 743 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:39,840 Have you not moved yet? No. 744 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:41,320 Oh, my. WHISTLE BLOWS 745 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,960 Jamali? Yo. 746 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,360 Walk briskly. 747 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,760 I think she can only say three words. 748 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:48,800 All right. 749 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:52,160 Careful. 750 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:58,080 WHISTLE BLOWS 751 00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:02,080 90 both, uh... 752 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,160 left. 753 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,640 Oh. WHISTLE BLOWS 754 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:12,160 Jamali, tuuuuuuuuurrrrrrn. 755 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,200 Walk. 756 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:15,840 Both turn, walk. 757 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,040 I'm sorry. That's all right. Careful, Charlotte. 758 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:19,680 Oh. God. WHISTLE BLOWS 759 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:22,080 Jamali, leeeeee... 760 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:23,640 Walk. Right. 761 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,040 Turn. 762 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,200 Walk. 763 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,640 WHISTLE BLOWS Charlotte, walk. 764 00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:32,800 I can't, I've been burned. 765 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,280 WHISTLE BLOWS Jamali, walk. 766 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:39,320 Turn. 767 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:42,480 Turn. 768 00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:45,600 Turn. 769 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:51,000 There's like stinging nettles and shit. Yes. 770 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:52,360 Charlotte, walk. 771 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:53,400 Little left. 772 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,400 Walk, walk, walk. 773 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:56,440 Crouch. 774 00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,080 Crawl. 775 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,480 AUDIENCE GROANS 776 00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,440 Tuuuuurrrrrn. 777 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:07,240 Sweeping right. 778 00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,240 Turn. Crawl. 779 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:12,000 Is there something I'm looking for? 780 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,200 Oh. 781 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,120 WHISTLE BLOWS 782 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,760 Well done, team. 783 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,920 Guys, I am so sorry. 784 00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,480 What's the point? I don't understand, what was the game? 785 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:33,240 I mean, the one thing I'll give you is "tuuuurrrrrn" was a nice idea. 786 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:37,280 Outside of that, I mean, it was a total disaster. 787 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,560 The thing is, what, what, what I'll do is whoever 788 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,840 goes in the correct direction, I'll just focus on them. 789 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,720 And then I completely lost control of that situation. 790 00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:45,800 I thought I've got to... 791 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,640 I better activate Jamali cos then I've got to... Activate. Activate. 792 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,320 Activate him. 793 00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:54,040 And then I had one in the hedges, one was sort of off in the car park. 794 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:55,240 I was like, "Oh, my." 795 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,200 You wouldn't have activated Jamali at all 796 00:38:57,240 --> 00:39:00,080 if he hadn't said "What the fuck am I doing?" 797 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,440 I completely forgot. 798 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,800 Your running technique was interesting initially. 799 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,240 Somebody up there like that. 800 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,640 It was round and round in a circle. 801 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,520 It's not the fact that you can't see anything, 802 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,840 it's the fact that you've been told what to do. Is that why 803 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,000 at one point you started swimming in the air? 804 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,320 Or was that all part of your audition process? 805 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,360 Yeah. I can't believe it. 806 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,360 I mean, so incompetent. 807 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,000 I can't imagine how long that took. 808 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,480 Well, it's four minutes ten to beat. It felt like an eternity. 809 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,760 It felt like about two hours. Forever and ever and ever. 810 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,080 It wasn't as bad as that. 811 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:28,960 It was 21 minutes and 18 seconds. 812 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000 Oh, OK. That was a long 21 minutes. 813 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,200 I'm going to give Lee and Mike five points each. 814 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:35,600 Well done, guys. Cos they were, they were very efficient. 815 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,520 Thank you. That's great news for you guys. 816 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,880 Um, I think what's very fair is for the team of three to have two 817 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,600 points each. Lovely. 818 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,520 OK, so it's two points to the team of three, but five to Mike and Lee. 819 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:46,920 There it is. 820 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,600 APPLAUSE 821 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:49,800 Let's have a little update. 822 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,480 Jamali was in the lead in this episode, 823 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,360 but he's now in last with ten points. 824 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,240 Lee Mack is in the lead with 16 points. 825 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,920 All right, can everybody make your way to the stage for the final 826 00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,640 task of the series. 827 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:09,640 Oh, lovely. 828 00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:12,320 You think that's lovely? 829 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,040 Ooh. 830 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,760 Lovely. 831 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,000 That really is lovely. That is that is so nasty. 832 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:20,520 Oh, I could eat dinner off that. 833 00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:21,560 You like it? 834 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:22,880 Gross. 835 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,520 Absolutely gross. Thank you. 836 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:25,840 It's like pig flesh. 837 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,200 Aw. Oh. 838 00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:28,720 So, shall we? Yes. 839 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,360 Sarah Kendall's going to read the task. 840 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,760 I've got the task, so I'm just going to walk over them. 841 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,880 They can have a nice little look at it as I go. 842 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:36,120 Oh, look at that. 843 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,600 Ooh, feast your eyes. 844 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:39,920 I couldn't stop looking. 845 00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:41,000 Hey, look at that. 846 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,280 Please tell me that's nothing to do with the task. 847 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:44,720 I'm going to open it for Sarah. 848 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,720 Oh, good. 849 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,160 Keeping your head still at all times, 850 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,520 correctly don your special outfit. 851 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,600 For every second your face is out of the frame, 852 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,440 ten seconds will be added to your time. 853 00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,640 Put your hands in the air when you are correctly dressed. 854 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,960 Fastest wins. 855 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,120 Fine. 856 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:07,080 So basically taking your head out of those frames is going to cost 857 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:08,960 you dearly. Quite right. 858 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,120 So in the box behind you, you've got a special outfit. 859 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,760 I'm going to give you ten seconds to go and get it, 860 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:18,880 and when I blow my whistle, your faces need to be in your frames. 861 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,280 And from that point onwards, they need to stay in that frame 862 00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:22,840 while you put on the special outfit. 863 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,240 If your head leaves the frame, and that's your nose going 864 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,680 backwards or your head going from side to side, we'll add ten 865 00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:30,280 seconds to your time for every second that it's out of it. 866 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,480 And when you're finished, if you can put your hands up. 867 00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:34,920 Does that all make sense? Mm-hm. Yeah. OK, everyone ready? 868 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,880 Mm-hm. Triangle armpits, you ready? Good. 869 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,680 Good luck, everyone. 870 00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:41,720 WHISTLE BLOWS 871 00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:44,760 They're off. 872 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,800 Oh. You've got five seconds to... Oh, I see. 873 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,480 Five seconds to get back. Faces should be through now, please. 874 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,480 Faces through. 875 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:52,520 And you can now... 876 00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,240 WHISTLE BLOWS ..get changed. 877 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:55,600 OK, faces through. 878 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,400 Noses should be poking out, please. Noses should be poking out. 879 00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,440 Oh, this is tough. 880 00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,560 Yeah. Don't drop from the frame. 881 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,920 I'm dropping. Don't want to blow it now, Sarah. 882 00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:05,400 Aww. Don't drop from the frame. 883 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,120 Have your nose through, please. Your nose should be... That's it. 884 00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,640 Oh, something's... Something's ripping. Mine will not fit. 885 00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:13,200 Lee, you're out. It's going to be tight. It's going to be tight. 886 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,040 Feel free to rip it. Feel free to rip it? 887 00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,000 Give it a good old yank. All right. 888 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,040 Ow. Ooh. 889 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,760 RIPPING That's it. He's ripped it. 890 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,520 So remember, arms, legs, and head. 891 00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:28,280 Arms in the air when you think you're finished. Yeah. 892 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,480 Hands in the air like you do care. 893 00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:33,720 They've all finished, Greg. 894 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,760 Are you ready for the wall to fall? Reveal. 895 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,880 Three, two, one, fall. 896 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:41,600 There it is. 897 00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,600 LAUGHTER 898 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,000 There it is. 899 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,640 They're all correctly dressed. 900 00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,480 Except... 901 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:55,040 Yeah. Are you the wrong way around? Yeah. 902 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,240 Oh. Except for Sarah. Yeah. 903 00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,200 You're displaying your tail proudly. Why not? 904 00:42:58,240 --> 00:43:00,200 Yeah. This isn't like degrading or anything. 905 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:02,720 No, no, no. Greg, is there any possibility we could stand 906 00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:03,880 here as long as possible? 907 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,640 Hey, listen, I just want the casting directors to have a good look. 908 00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:09,640 Ooh. Can you do a clockwise turn for us? 909 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,040 All the way around? All the way around. 910 00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:13,720 Ooh. How did you zip yours up, Charlotte? 911 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,320 I feel like we're like five camels who have just robbed a bank. 912 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,440 Right, get out of those preposterous costumes, come down here, 913 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,920 we'll see how it's affected the final scores. 914 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:30,400 Well, well, well. 915 00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,120 Quite the tableau to finish on. 916 00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:33,720 What a lot of lovely llamas. 917 00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,920 What a lovely group of llamas. 918 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,440 A lovely load of llamas. 919 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,920 They all took a different amount of time to complete the task, 920 00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,840 partly cos of the time penalties. 921 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,360 Sarah had an extra minute put on hers 922 00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,120 because she had hers the wrong way around. 923 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:48,800 Yeah, I get that. You naughty llama. 924 00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,840 So Sarah took 540 seconds, gets one point. 925 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,040 Next was Jamali with 490 seconds, 926 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:58,360 then we leap up to five minutes, 300 seconds, was Lee Mack, 927 00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,120 then we have Mike Wozniak with 210 seconds, but a whole minute 928 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,800 quicker than anyone else was Charlotte Ritchie with 150 seconds. 929 00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:04,880 Whoa. 930 00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:06,720 Five points. 931 00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:07,760 Perfect. 932 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:08,800 She's so little. 933 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:09,920 It felt quick. 934 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,960 Also, I genuinely can get d-dressed quick. 935 00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:16,960 Wow. That... 936 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,880 That was the sentence that started quite big. 937 00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:20,040 That brag. Wow. 938 00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,640 Thank you. That brag fell off a cliff. 939 00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,040 But in terms of the episode, it's not enough for Charlotte. 940 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,880 It's not enough for Jamali, Sarah, or Mike. 941 00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,080 With 19 points, the episode winner is Lee Mack. 942 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:30,480 Hey. Whoa. 943 00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:32,160 I'm happy. 944 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:33,600 Lee Mack wins. 945 00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:36,000 Get up, go up, and toughen up. 946 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,040 Woo! 947 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:45,680 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 948 00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:50,920 He's so tough. 949 00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:52,240 A tough guy. 950 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,080 Yeah. Whoa. 951 00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:01,080 Here we are. 952 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:05,560 It's crunch time, it's trophy time, it might even be bamboo time. 953 00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,760 It's been one of my favourite ever series, 954 00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:09,800 just as I say at the end of every series. 955 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,880 I've made my judgments, and I stand by them. 956 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:15,800 My work is done, someone will be made by my decisions. 957 00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,320 So... IN A HIGH PITCHED VOICE: little Alex Horne, 958 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:21,600 ..please, give us closure with the final figures. 959 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:23,640 I will. It's final figure time, Greg. 960 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:27,720 We've got, in fifth place, Charlotte Ritchie with 125. 961 00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,000 Respectable, and a lovely suit. 962 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,480 Jamali, you're next with 137. 963 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,680 In a way, you've sat in order because next up, we've got 964 00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:39,000 Lee Mack with 151 points. 965 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:42,600 And closest to him in the 150's. 966 00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:45,360 It's close, but the person in second place is sitting next to 967 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,840 Lee Mack, it's Mike Wozniak with 154 points. 968 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:53,480 But the person sitting next to Mike got 158 points. 969 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:57,880 Which means the new Taskmaster champion is Sarah Kendall. 970 00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,240 Woo. 971 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,080 Please go and collect your trophy. 972 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:07,160 FANFARE, APPLAUSE 973 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,920 Subtitles by Red Bee Media