1 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:05,040 Pooph! 2 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:13,280 Yaow! I just need to read that again. 3 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,080 SHE LAUGHS Oh...! 4 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:24,960 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 5 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:32,840 Hello. I'm Greg Davies. 6 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:35,320 Welcome to the penultimate episode of this series. 7 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:40,000 As we enter the crucial final stages of the competition it's still all to play for. 8 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,520 And when I say "it", I mean a papier-mache head 9 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:44,000 that doesn't look like anyone, 10 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:46,800 painted gold by an exhausted member of the art department. 11 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:49,280 But as my grandfather always said, 12 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:52,440 it's not about the prize it's about the competition. 13 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:55,600 He was, of course, a compulsive gambler who lost everything, 14 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:59,440 including my grandmother and access to his own children. 15 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:01,600 So who are the five comedians 16 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:03,680 willing to risk all for glory tonight? 17 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:08,040 They are Charlotte Ritchie! CHEERING APPLAUSE 18 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,360 Jamali Maddix! 19 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:10,400 Lee Mack! 20 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:12,880 Mike Wozniak! 21 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:15,240 And Sarah Kendall. 22 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:20,080 And now, sitting next to me, a man who I've got a secret respect for. 23 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:23,920 He's super talented and he's a devoted family man to boot. 24 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:27,080 To my left over there is Gary the cameraman. 25 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,320 How are you doing, Gary? 26 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:32,560 And also to my left, this idiot, this hairy tube. 27 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,720 He's a plum, he's a goofball, he's a lemon, he's a colossal loser. 28 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:37,160 It's little Alex Horne. 29 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:42,760 It's quiz time. GREG SIGHS DRAMATICALLY 30 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,440 All the questions are about Greg Davies. Yes or no answers, please. 31 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,240 You ready? OK. Yeah. Yeah? Excited? Sure. 32 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,800 Has Greg Davies ever been on Have I Got News For You? 33 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:54,000 Yes. Yes. What was that like? It was all right. 34 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:58,320 Was it? Has Greg Davies ever been on Saturday Kitchen? 35 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:01,760 Yes. Oh! What was that like? Didn't mind it, I got free food. 36 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:04,200 Oh? Better. Well, it's relevant for the final question. 37 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:07,960 Does Greg Davies applaud when the waiter gives him his food? 38 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,360 No. No, you don't. Nope. 39 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,440 You've got all three right and you've won $25 40 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:16,840 on a massive cheque. 41 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:20,480 Do you like it? It's like you go, "What's going to wind him up?" 42 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:21,960 before the show's even begun. 43 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,840 I genuinely thought you'd like that one. No! 44 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,640 No, the quiz? Did you like the quiz element? It's weird, Alex. 45 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,920 It's weird! 46 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:30,360 What's the Prize Task category? 47 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:34,280 Well, we've asked them to bring in the nattiest knitwear. 48 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,160 It's a term I'm sure we're all familiar with. 49 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,240 You'll judge whose knitwear is the nattiest, 50 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:40,880 give its owner your maximum of five points 51 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:42,640 and then at the end of the show one lucky winner 52 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,320 will take home the nattiest knitwear. All right. 53 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,960 Lee Mack. 54 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,480 I've brought this. 55 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:52,160 Natty knitwear for children. Whoa! That's horrific. 56 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:54,040 I was inspired by this. I found it online. 57 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:56,600 I was looking for a knitting pattern for kids' clothes 58 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:59,440 and I saw this and I thought yes. 59 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,480 That's lovely cos their faces are kept warm. 60 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:03,120 Their bodies are kept warm. 61 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:06,400 MIKE: It's sewn into the skin? No, it's not sewn into the skin. 62 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,480 No, it's...it's glued on with superglue. Oh, right. 63 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:12,600 Is it a real thing? This is what Lee's had commissioned based on that. 64 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:15,240 So... Wow. Oh! SARAH: Very unnerving. 65 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:18,800 That's a little bit more friendly. I think they look quite comfy. 66 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:20,440 Comfy, Greg, but natty? 67 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:23,520 Natty? God, that's very natty. Oh, is it? Sorry, yes. 68 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,400 That's harsh. Good. Well done. Natty. 69 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,320 I'm glad you appreciate it. Good natty start. 70 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:30,640 Yo. Yo. Mikey W. Hmm. What have you brought in? 71 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:33,480 I've... I've done some hand crafting again. 72 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:37,880 So I've made a handmade bespoke piece of Taskmaster merch. 73 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:40,920 Wow. Well, whose head is this, Greg? 74 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:44,800 Oh! Oh! Is it supposed to be me? Well, it's for anyone. 75 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:46,960 I mean, I'm thinking you know, if they make it into merch 76 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,880 then people can go and, you know, parade around as the Taskmaster. 77 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:51,840 If you were to wear it then, yes, you... 78 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:53,680 I mean, you could use it as a disguise. 79 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:56,640 Or you can just warm your head up. It's artisan. Mm. 80 00:03:56,680 --> 00:04:00,720 Right. Jamali. Erm, honestly, I didn't know what natty meant. 81 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:03,120 Yeah. So, uh... You could've asked someone. 82 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:06,160 Yeah, I could've but you know, er, it was, it was... I was at home. 83 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,840 Have you got internet? No. OK. 84 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,840 No, no. No internet at my house. No internet, no phone. 85 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:14,080 No, no. Sorry. Sorry, Greg. We don't all live like you. 86 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:18,040 So, er, what I did, I got a jumper 87 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:22,920 and just to be sure I, I, er - whatever that is - natty into it. 88 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:25,680 He embroidered the word natty into it. Yeah. So it looks like this. 89 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:28,960 It's natty knitwear. That is the nattiest cos it says natty. 90 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,120 It's a literal interpretation. I like it. 91 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,840 That's one of my favourite jumpers that I ruined for this show. 92 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:36,320 You do not own that jumper. Yes, I do. Come on! 93 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,960 That? My dress sense is very diverse. I'm a very layered person. 94 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,200 Every weekend he's down Cornwall, hauling in his fishing nets, Jamali. 95 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,040 He's well known for it. Yeah! 96 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:48,120 Well, it's really nice. Thank you. Is it worth maybe three points? 97 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,520 I think it might do better at this stage in the game. Really? 98 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,960 Oh, I'll take that. Sarah. Yes. 99 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:57,000 So about, er, 15 years ago at my birthday party 100 00:04:57,040 --> 00:05:00,480 a very close friend of mine said, "I know you love frogs," 101 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,680 and then she gave me this jumper. 102 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:06,680 Here it is. I don't like frogs. I don't talk about frogs. 103 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,800 I don't even have, like, a frog anecdote. 104 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:10,960 That's gross. Yeah, it's feral. 105 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,160 She forgot your birthday present. 106 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:15,040 She went into her own cupboard 107 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,720 and she found a frog jumper at the bottom. 108 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:19,400 And she thought, "I'll have to try and like psyche her out, 109 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:20,760 "make her think she's into frogs." 110 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,320 I don't... Do people do that? Yeah. 111 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:26,440 55 frogs on it. 112 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:30,200 Charlotte. OK. Sometimes your extremities get cold. Yeah. 113 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,760 You've got to sort that out. So, it's a nose warmer. 114 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,960 LAUGHTER 115 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,880 A company based in Sheffield makes these. Wow. 116 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,400 They've been demonstrated by Dr Hilary Jones. He loves them. 117 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:43,280 And Christine Bleakley had a good giggle when she wore one. 118 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:44,920 If you squint it looks like a boil. 119 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,760 But I don't enjoy getting a... 120 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,800 I don't enjoy getting a cold nose. That's awful. No, who does? 121 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:52,240 This one is wool. They also come in faux fur or fleece. 122 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:54,840 OK, here's the good news. I'm not giving anyone one point. 123 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:56,480 It's good news. Hooray! That is good news. 124 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,080 Er, here's the slightly bad news. 125 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:01,200 LEE: You're all getting nothing. 126 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,440 I'm doing this to teach, er, Sarah's friend a lesson. 127 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,640 You can't just get some old frog jumper out the cupboard 128 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:07,320 and give it as a birthday present. 129 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:10,720 You're out of order. She doesn't like frogs and now she's only got two points. 130 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:12,680 Think. 131 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,000 Jamali correctly predicted he's getting three points. 132 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,600 Well done! That's what I asked for. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, lovely. 133 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:20,400 Appreciate it. I'm very suggestible when it comes to you, young man. 134 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:23,560 I know. Well done. Joint four points to these two clowns. 135 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,600 Erm, I don't like having a cold nose 136 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:29,120 and I think if I saw Charlotte out wearing that nose warmer 137 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:31,120 I'd go, "Phew! Natty." 138 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,680 Five points. Five points to Charlotte Ritchie. You're kidding. 139 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:37,000 There it is. CHEERING 140 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:40,280 Right. On we go. What have we got first, young man? 141 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:43,920 Ah, well. At last it's the contestants' turn to play god. 142 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:45,440 GREG GASPS 143 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:58,440 SHE LAUGHS 144 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:01,560 How are you doing? I'm good. This is cool. Oh. 145 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,760 That's not at all terrifying. 146 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:09,240 Little message in a bottle. Is that my...my task? Maybe. 147 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:12,000 Shall we? I love this. 148 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,960 Boink. Have you got your glasses? 149 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,920 Please can you not talk to me like I'm 96, Alex. 150 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,480 I haven't got my glasses, actually. 151 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:21,840 I'll be able to read it. 152 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:25,920 Oh, my God. Look how small that is. 153 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:29,120 Erm... Would you like me to read it to you? Can anyone read that? 154 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:32,720 "Make the most impressive and realistic weather." 155 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:36,160 Oh, wow. "Make the most impressive and realistic weather 156 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:37,840 "for Taskmaster Island." 157 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:39,480 "You have 30 minutes 158 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:43,280 "and your weather must last for no more than a minute. 159 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,160 "Your time starts now." 160 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:46,760 Well, what have we got? We've got rain. 161 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,480 Sun, snow. 162 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:50,240 We've got snow. Did I say snow? 163 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:53,600 I was going to maybe make it rain and...and...and wind. 164 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,840 Maybe snow. Snow might look better. 165 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:57,360 Rainbows. 166 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:58,600 It's not weather. 167 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:00,680 Do you have a fan? 168 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:03,800 Tornados. Hurricane. Twisters. 169 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:06,120 Whirlwind. Tidal waves. 170 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,280 That's not weather either. 171 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,680 And I might even set up a hairdryer as well 172 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:11,640 because then it can be like a blizzard. 173 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,080 Yeah, a blizzard! 174 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:17,200 Thank you. Do you mind if I, er, toddle off and look for some kit? 175 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:18,800 Right. Lovely. Hmm. Weather. 176 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:20,960 Sarah, do you do a lot of positive affirmation 177 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,920 when you're building up to making a decision? 178 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,800 Do I do that? Alex. Yeah. 179 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:27,080 Can you show Sarah's positive affirmation system 180 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:28,840 for once she's made a decision? 181 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:30,200 Yeah. I did isolate something. 182 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,800 Do you want to see it? Yes, please. 183 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:34,280 And I might even set up a hairdryer as well 184 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:36,360 because then it can be like a blizzard. 185 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:38,880 Yeah, a blizzard! LAUGHTER 186 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:40,720 See what I mean? Who are you angry with? 187 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:43,040 It's like someone inside's gone, "Not a blizzard!" 188 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:45,000 and you've gone, "Yeah! A blizzard!!" 189 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:47,400 I do undermine myself constantly and have to... 190 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:48,440 There is that sort of... 191 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:52,680 Yeah, that's actually a really chilling insight into every day... 192 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:53,840 Oh. ..of my life. 193 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:56,240 Sorry to put it on national television. Ah, no, it's fine. 194 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:59,560 Well, we're going to start with the two that look the most like weather presenters 195 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:03,360 and that's Charlotte Ritchie and, of course, Lee Mack. Here we go. 196 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:05,640 And what I might need you to do, Alex, if you don't mind is 197 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:08,160 hold this colander there. 198 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,560 Up there. I don't mind. So, sunny day. 199 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,920 Breeze in the air. 200 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:16,160 This doesn't look like a place that's going to get fog. 201 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,360 Well, you're wrong, Alex, for even thinking it. 202 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:23,720 Wait. What is this I see? Is the fog descending? 203 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,120 I think it is, Alex. 204 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:28,040 A mysterious fog on Taskmaster Island. 205 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:30,560 PLASTIC BOTTLE CRACKLES There's something in the distance, 206 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,400 crackling away. 207 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:37,240 A little bit of... And then the rain starts to pour. 208 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:42,840 Oh, no. It's particularly heavy on that side of the island. 209 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:45,720 This is Greta Thunberg's nightmare. 210 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:48,400 It is. This is the smoke from all the chimneys 211 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,080 that are destroying this planet. 212 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,800 But it's weather for the competition, 213 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:53,280 so I'm not losing points for that. 214 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:54,840 It's fog. I've changed my mind. 215 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:57,960 Oh, wow. It's coming in now. 216 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:02,160 And then the lightning starts to...to happen and it's... 217 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,360 Oh, no! Oh, no! 218 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,040 That umbrella's never going to save me. 219 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:08,160 And then it's hail. 220 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:11,240 Hail. But hail in bursts. 221 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:16,360 It's really rolling in. 222 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,800 Is this...? I mean, I don't know how good this looks on TV. 223 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:22,400 It's very hard to tell how this looks because I can't see anything. 224 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:24,320 Oh, it's brilliant. Come closer. 225 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,760 There's lightning. 226 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,520 SHE PUFFS 227 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:42,120 Oh, no! You've been blown over, Alex. 228 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:45,400 And then the lightning stops. 229 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:47,760 And the rain's stopping. 230 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:50,680 Phew! That was quite a storm. Yeah! 231 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:55,120 I call it the Lee Mack hurricane pea souper. 232 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:57,600 Thank you, Lee. HE COUGHS 233 00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:02,680 APPLAUSE 234 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:05,000 In a very child friendly way, 235 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:10,040 Charlotte created an entire weather system. Ooh! 236 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:13,520 There was thunder, there was rain. Yeah. 237 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:16,720 There was lightning. Mm. There was, er, wind. 238 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,800 There was an awful accident that occurred as a result. 239 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:21,560 A man clearly perished on the island. Yeah. 240 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,920 The lighting conditions changed. Mm. 241 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,120 And, er, Lee filled the room with smoke. 242 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:30,760 He even started talking himself out of one point halfway through 243 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:33,080 by saying that this was pollution. 244 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:37,040 And suddenly went, "Oh, no, hang on! That's not weather." 245 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,240 There was... There was a bit of... There was a bit of smog. 246 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:43,400 I mean, you know, fog and smog can...can combine. 247 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,320 Smog isn't weather. It's pollution. Mm. 248 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:51,160 Who's next? Next it's our breezy Jamali Maddix. 249 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,880 Yeah, so it's a tropical island. Yes. 250 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,040 And weather changes quickly. 251 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:59,040 So, it's like I'm thinking there's thunder. 252 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:06,120 That... That was like the lightning hit. 253 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:09,160 Lighting it on fire and that. Yeah, the sea's on fire over there. 254 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,520 Yeah. 255 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:15,040 Do watch out for that flame. All right, Dad. 256 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,040 F...! 257 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,040 So that's... We've had the thunder and lightning. 258 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:22,160 It's not working. 259 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,640 Oh, sorry, I'm so sorry. 260 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,040 It has quite a strong smell, this storm. 261 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,320 Like, the hail storm on top of it. 262 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,640 LAUGHTER 263 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:44,680 That's big hail. 264 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,840 Yeah, he's got pretty badly burnt. 265 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,720 The umbrella's intact though. 266 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:53,280 I mean, I gave it a go. Yeah, that was really... 267 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,360 It was definitely impressive. Thank you, Jamali. 268 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,720 All right, thank you, mate. APPLAUSE 269 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:59,880 Right! 270 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:02,880 The task, I think, was we wanted you to create a weather system on the island 271 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,280 but I think you misheard. 272 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:07,880 You heard that we want you to fuck an island up and kill everyone. 273 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:11,280 Was that not the task? No but it can happen. 274 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:14,120 But it was weather and there was lightning that was weather 275 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,480 and then there was hail storms, which is weather, and rain. 276 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:18,960 Yeah, yeah. They were big old hail stones, weren't they? 277 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,680 Yeah, so, some hail stones can be the size of this, mate. 278 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,400 You never see...? You never seen the news? 279 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:26,520 They were trying to create the most impressive and realistic weather. 280 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,080 OK. It was impressive. 281 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:31,040 It may have been lacking a little bit of realism. 282 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,160 You know, the sea being on fire and all. 283 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,320 That might be the weather of the future. Yeah, yes. 284 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,560 Maybe that's just... See, that's what I was going for. 285 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:40,840 It's an apocalyptic vision. I'll take that. Thank you. 286 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,240 OK, we're going to stop for a break. 287 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,480 Just time to set your partner a task. 288 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:47,880 They've got three minutes to give you five reasons to stay. 289 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:50,080 The time starts now. 290 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,120 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 291 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,320 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 292 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:00,240 Welcome back to Taskmaster. 293 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:02,080 You find us at the start of another part 294 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:05,400 and I'd like to hand over now to little Alex Horne for the weather. 295 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:08,920 Well, tomorrow's going to be so cloudy, man. 296 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,560 But inside the Taskmaster garage 297 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:15,400 the competitors are trying to manufacture the most realistic and impressive weather 298 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,360 over Taskmaster Island 299 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,640 and finally we're going to see the attempts of Sarah Kendall and Mike Wozniak, 300 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:24,800 who is, of course, already famous for his wind production. 301 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:27,160 LAUGHTER 302 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,800 Oh, what's that? A flash of lightning. 303 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:31,600 Erm, man doesn't know what's going on. 304 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:34,600 This guy's going to lie down though, which cows do when a storm's coming. 305 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,240 Or they stand up. I can't... It's one or the other. Yeah, either way. 306 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:39,880 CLATTERING Ooh, distant rumble of thunder. 307 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,680 Oh, that's really fast. 308 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:46,640 If I do that... Oh, it really goes out fast. 309 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,040 All right. Hang on. 310 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:52,240 Oh, no. Oh, no! Shit, guys! 311 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:54,760 Oh! 312 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,920 It's getting closer and here it comes, the wind. 313 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,080 LEAF BLOWER WHOOSHES 314 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,480 And a smattering of rain. 315 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,400 Smattering of rain. 316 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,320 Moving more into a sort of downpour now. 317 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:13,880 And, very unusually for a Caribbean island, hail. 318 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:17,600 That's done for the man in a big way. 319 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,840 There we go. 320 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,480 A bit more. 321 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,000 There we are. 322 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,760 That's a heavy, er, snowstorm there. 323 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,080 It was, wasn't it? 324 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:31,320 It was quite localised, wasn't it, over the house? 325 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:34,280 It was. It was like they'd done something wrong, yeah. 326 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:36,280 It's dying down now. 327 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,040 Just a smattering of rain. Just a little shower. 328 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:43,920 Then see if this works. 329 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,840 LEAF BLOWER WHOOSHES 330 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:48,080 Is that a rainbow? It doesn't work, does it? It's all... 331 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:50,360 Back-up rainbow, back-up rainbow. 332 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,160 LAUGHTER 333 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,640 Back-up rainbow. APPLAUSE 334 00:15:56,240 --> 00:16:00,040 Back-up rainbow. APPLAUSE 335 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:03,400 Erm, the most localised weather we've seen so far... Yeah. 336 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:07,360 ..that your island was centrally affected by all the weather. 337 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,400 Yeah, I said, it's almost like they've done something wrong. 338 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,920 I missed the narrative. What...? What did happen? 339 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:16,280 There was an incident inside the house. 340 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,960 It had sort of become folklore. 341 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000 That's affected the weather? Yeah, yeah. 342 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:23,480 Because it angered the Lord and, er, that was really... 343 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:26,200 He, the Lord, was smoting the house. 344 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:28,760 With his salt, sugar and ice cubes. Yes. 345 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,320 The snow fall was impressive. Yeah. 346 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,640 But now that I know God's involved, 347 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,360 I also think it's realistic, so it's really high scoring. 348 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,760 OK. Erm, Mike. Pleased with that? 349 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:44,200 I spent most of my 20 minutes trying to construct a rainbow. 350 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:45,920 Couldn't really remember how to do that. 351 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,480 Yeah, you had light, you had water, you were trying to refract it. 352 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:49,760 You looked it up on the internet. 353 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,280 But in the end you used three strips of gaffer tape. 354 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,800 When I saw you hold up your, er, rainbow 355 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:59,200 I thought, that's the most tragic tableau I've ever seen in my life. 356 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:03,000 This is the tragic tableau of Mike Wozniak and his rainbow. 357 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,320 That. 358 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:09,040 I mean, look at the rainbow next to it as well. 359 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:12,800 It's not my proudest moment but I think you can see that I know that at the time. 360 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:14,920 Here are my points. 361 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,600 Fog boy, one point. 362 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,480 Oh! Ooh, fog boy. 363 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,840 Wow. 364 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,880 Jamali was incredibly dramatic 365 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:24,920 but, you know, until we reach the apocalypse 366 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,960 it wasn't very realistic. Two points. 367 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,240 Oh! Then Sarah three. 368 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,840 Mike four. Charlotte five. 369 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,800 Charlotte! Another five points for Charlotte Ritchie. Thanks! APPLAUSE 370 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:35,000 Yeah, Alex. It looked really realistic. 371 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:37,280 It did look realistic. It looked realistic. Thank you. 372 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,680 Scores, please. We've got three people in last place. 373 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,240 Jamali, Lee and Sarah have all got five. 374 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,120 Charlotte's got double their score with ten! 375 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,240 APPLAUSE 376 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:48,400 What are we going to see next, Alex? 377 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:52,040 We're going to see our five contestants reach their tipping points. 378 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,360 Oh, hi, L-Lee. Hi, Alex. 379 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,200 I got your name wrong a bit when I said it. 380 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,320 Well, there's so many syllables. 381 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,640 Sarah. Alex. 382 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:17,960 Erm, OK. Build a tower, then topple your tower 383 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,040 so that the yoghurt lands in a numbered square. 384 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,720 Build a tower and then topple your tower 385 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,400 so that the yoghurt lands in a numbered square, which is over there. 386 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:29,360 You have one yoghurt and one toppling attempt. 387 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:33,200 Highest score wins. You have 20 minutes. Time starts now. 388 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,600 And it's got to stay in the circle? 389 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,280 You've got to build it on the circle. Yeah. 390 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:39,120 And the height of the tower isn't mentioned in this. 391 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,640 It's not saying build the highest tower. No. Just any. 392 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:45,240 But you'll see the further you go the higher the number. OK. 393 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,400 Do you have a number in mind at this stage? 394 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,440 Well, you know, shoot for the moon, right? 395 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:51,120 Go for number ten. 396 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,400 Hm. Toppling. 397 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,640 Er, just clarify the points system for me please. 398 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:57,600 Well, the highest number that the yoghurt went into 399 00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:00,080 would get the highest points in the game. 400 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,640 So splash counts. Splash counts. 401 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,480 If they splash into a square it counts. 402 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,120 Get some yoghurt in the highest number. 403 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:08,680 If you want to get in the number ten that's nine metres away from the circle. 404 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,840 So you want to go nine metres up, down. That's high. 405 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,320 That's high. That's high. Very high. 406 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,280 That's like, if you take one metre, nine of them. 407 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,520 Yeah. Let's see some towers toppling. 408 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:19,200 First we're going to see Mad Rich Ken have a go. 409 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,560 That's Maddix, Ritchie and Kendall. 410 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,880 Build a topple, pop the yoghurt on top. 411 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,080 Build... Build a tower. 412 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,880 Build a topple. SHE LAUGHS 413 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,040 Ten's that way. You're aiming for the ten? Yeah. 414 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,160 Yeah, it's the highest number, isn't it? 415 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,600 On that board, yeah. Yeah. 416 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,960 Oh, yeah. Not... There's other ones out there, aren't there? Yeah. 417 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,240 I think we'll try for six. 418 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,040 How high would that be? Really high. 419 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,120 Right. 420 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,880 It's quite a long distance, actually. 421 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,480 What number are you aiming for? Ten. 422 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,160 Shoop! SHE MAKES A SPATTERING NOISE 423 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,600 What's this? What do you think it is? 424 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,200 DRILL WHIRRS 425 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,120 Jamali, you look like you've got a plan. Yeah. 426 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,520 Have you got a plan? No. 427 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:14,520 Whoo! When do you think you might start building? 428 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,280 Look, mate. 429 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,040 You give me four hours to chop down a tree, 430 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,200 I'm going to spend three hours sharpening the blade. 431 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,960 That was cool. That was pretty cool, isn't it? 432 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,080 How am I going for time? 433 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:31,120 The time's going down. 434 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,240 No! 435 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,760 Is this part of the task? 436 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,880 How long have I got left? You've now got nine minutes. 437 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,000 30... 438 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,680 Oh, that's nowhere near close enough. 439 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,800 It's not as tall as you. No. 440 00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:00,360 The cardboard's gone a bit wet because of the rain. Yeah. 441 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,080 This hasn't done anything. What's the point of that? 442 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:12,000 How long have I got? Five minutes. You're joking! 443 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,720 It's not good when you break down your life into sort of quantities, 444 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,520 you realise whether you've achieved something during that time or not. 445 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:21,320 You got that? Oh, yeah. Now lean it towards me. 446 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,760 Please. 447 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,440 Make sure you don't fall. Oh...! 448 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,560 Why did it fall down? 449 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,240 I don't think it was built very well. 450 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,680 So the idea is, three of them with that on top? Yeah. 451 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,320 Down we go. Bosh. 452 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,400 Ah. 453 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,360 You've got to hold it straight cos I'm going to... 454 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,920 I can't see anything. 455 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:54,200 I'm really starting to care about this now. How's that? 456 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:57,360 How are you going to get the yoghurt on it? Can we do a sort of lean? 457 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,320 OK. OK. 458 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:02,680 To me, to me. There we go. 459 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,360 Wow. Yes. A lot of building. 460 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:09,880 Erm... You got very philosophical, Sarah, with this... I did. 461 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,240 .."I'll spend three hours sharpening my blade" business. 462 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,480 Who said that? Abraham Lincoln, was it? I think so. 463 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,240 But interesting to have it contrasted 464 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,280 with the fact that you've never seen a drill before. 465 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:20,960 Yes, I know. 466 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000 After you'd made your philosophical point 467 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:26,400 about the importance of preparation, I'm not sure what you did. 468 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:29,840 My anger got directed towards Alex during this task. Rightly. 469 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,440 You said, "Why has this happened?" 470 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,960 and he says, "I think it's because it wasn't built very well." 471 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,520 She didn't build it very well. Yeah. 472 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,280 I mean, I'm amazed you didn't attack him. 473 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:38,920 So, you know, you sit around at lunch time 474 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,640 and you have a nice chat with Alex at lunch and it's all friendly. 475 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,320 Yeah. Yeah, and then you go and film and you just get this little bitch. 476 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,600 Yeah. And it's just stunning. 477 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,000 Awful, hairy little bitch. 478 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,240 You must have found it, Jamali. 479 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,040 He corrected your manners. Did you notice? 480 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,920 He's a punk. I genuinely don't like him. 481 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:56,120 He's a punk-ass bitch. He's a punk-ass bitch, man. 482 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:59,680 But, er, I said it was cool when the plastic bits spun round and round. 483 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,560 Did you? We agreed on that, didn't we? Yeah. 484 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,080 It's pissing it down with rain 485 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,400 and we've got you muttering "please" under your breath. 486 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,000 It's nice to say please. 487 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,760 Charlotte. She tried to build a topple. 488 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,400 She did. 489 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,600 Because there's going to be topples on her programme. 490 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,440 I can't stop it. You give me reason. 491 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,160 I've honestly got nothing to say. 492 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:21,800 When you were envisaging your tower falling down you said, "Phoo! Splat." 493 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,160 And I'm trying to take her seriously as a grown woman. 494 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,600 Are you? 495 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,840 My feeling is that Jamali's is going to be the most effective. 496 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,200 We're looking for effective, we're looking for numbers. 497 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,680 Shall I show you Jamali's in action? 498 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,640 Hit me up. OK. It was one topple. 499 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,200 Here is Jamali's tower. 500 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,840 Do you want me to let go? Yeah, three, two, one. 501 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,120 HE LAUGHS Oh, shit! 502 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:58,360 I've got some on one. Yeah, most of it's in one. 503 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,800 It's quite wet now. Yeah. Can I go in now? 504 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,240 Yeah, you can go away now. 505 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,480 I was very supportive there. 506 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,760 What happened was it was raining 507 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,680 and it actually bent up all the cardboard, 508 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,520 so when it fell it all toppled in. 509 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,320 Plus it... I wasted everyone's time. 510 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:12,920 I appreciate that. 511 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,640 It looked like a good system to me. It was, it was just the rain and... 512 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:18,280 There were supporting rods. It was chucking it down with rain. Yeah. 513 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,720 Yeah, it's just someone should've checked the weather, then moved the event inside. 514 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,880 Yeah. That would've been... Just used their brains. 515 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:27,280 I think it would've made it a much more enjoyable and fair task. 516 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:29,400 But, you know - it's your show, mate. 517 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,320 Do you want to see Charlotte's tower? I do, yeah. 518 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:34,560 Can she beat Jamali's one? Let's see. Ooh, hope so. Wheeee! 519 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,560 OK. You ready? Yes. I'm gonna push it 520 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:44,200 in three, two, one. 521 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,720 Oh! 522 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:03,200 That's disappointing. Your tube went all the way over there. Yeah. 523 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,160 Well, there's some in three. 524 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,720 There's some in four! There is yoghurt in a lot of them. 525 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:08,880 Yeah. 526 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,240 Well, there we are. There we are. Thank you, Charlotte. 527 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,400 Thank you. 528 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:18,120 I mean, it's basically the equivalent of the, tablecloth trick, really, is what you did. 529 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:21,360 You whipped your own device out from underneath the yoghurt, 530 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,120 causing it to fall directly down. 531 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,640 Yeah, it's just a shame it didn't fall straight on Alex's head, 532 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,360 which was the trajectory it was going on. 533 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,680 Yeah, I-I... Maybe it's a physics thing that it didn't work out. 534 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,800 Next up, Greg, Sarah. Do you want to see Sarah's tower tumble? 535 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,080 Thank you. Here we go. 536 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,680 Are you ready? Yes. Good luck. 537 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:39,880 Good luck. 538 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:55,440 Oh, it's so close. 539 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,640 Oh! There's a bit of yoghurt in the number two. 540 00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,360 Is there? Not a lot. 541 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,640 Hang on. Wait, wait, wait. 542 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,600 Is it yoghurt or is it poo? 543 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,080 It's yoghurt. Congratulations. 544 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:10,480 I probably should've used the, you know... SHE IMITATES A DRILL 545 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:14,480 You did what you did. Thank you, Sarah. OK. Thank you. 546 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,120 All right, I don't know what a drill is! 547 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:19,080 Don't know what a drill is! Let's get that clear. 548 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:21,200 You definitely don't know what one is. 549 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,600 Oh, well. Done. Maybe... 550 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,480 some of us didn't grow up around drills. You prick. 551 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:30,600 In fact I think that Sarah's tower blocked the yoghurt. 552 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,280 It was a bit of tower blockage. It's the next level. It was a bit. 553 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:35,840 Thank you. It was almost too well built. Yeah. 554 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:39,360 It's, it's almost like the woodcutter spent too long sharpening his axe. 555 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,280 That is the... That is the bit that they didn't write down. 556 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,560 After Abe Lincoln said I will spend three hours sharpening it, 557 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:49,000 but what you don't want to do is spend five hours sharpening the blade 558 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,520 for a three-hour chopping task. 559 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:54,200 Because then you'll get no yoghurt on your square. You don't get yoghurt in your square. Good. 560 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,560 Nice to see you taking a risk on blinding yourself 561 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,240 by eating bird poo. 562 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:00,760 Sayonara, part two. 563 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,760 It was a brief but powerful affair and I'll never forget you. 564 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,840 But you snore and I hate your parents. 565 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,040 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 566 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,760 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 567 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,480 Well, hello. It's Taskmaster again and it's part three. 568 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,880 I'm so buzzing I just need to get it all out of my system. 569 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,520 Argh! 570 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,640 That's better. Before the break they were trying to build a tower, 571 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,000 balance a yoghurt on top of it 572 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,000 and then topple it into a numbered square. 573 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,120 Generally speaking, the further the square, the higher the number 574 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,000 and the better the score, generally speaking. 575 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,560 The last couple we're going to see 576 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,320 are two pillars of the community, probably. 577 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:37,680 It's Mike and Lee. 578 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:44,000 One, two, three, four, five. 579 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,840 Yeah, so it's about four of these'll do it. 580 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,520 The problem is, how does it stay up? 581 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,680 Oh, this old chestnut. Here we go. 582 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:50,920 Oh, no. 583 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,800 Oh, no. Sorry. I've never been very good at this. 584 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,200 I mean, that's ridiculous. 585 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,200 What's that for? 586 00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,440 If anybody uses any of them they're an idiot. 587 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,320 Now, how far am I in so far? 588 00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:06,440 You've spent three minutes making three boxes. Oh, right. OK. 589 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:07,560 Get the drill. 590 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,240 Ah! 591 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,080 All right, I've changed my mind. HE LAUGHS 592 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:13,120 Only a very sensible person would use these. 593 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,160 For the love of God. 594 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,040 Oh, for God's sake. I hate this. 595 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,240 Oh. 596 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,840 This looks extremely useful. 597 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,200 Oh, my gosh. 598 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:42,640 Abraham Lincoln said if I had four hours to chop down a tree 599 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,320 I'd spend the first three hours sharpening my axe 600 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:50,600 but the reality is if someone came to your house to chop a tree down 601 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:54,800 and then you said afterwards, "Sorry, mate, you only cut it down, took an hour." 602 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,960 "Yeah, but I spent the first three hours polishing my axe," 603 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,360 you'd go mental. You'd go, "I'm not paying you for that." 604 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:11,480 Sort of prop that up in such way that I can hopefully reach it. 605 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,560 Don't worry about me, just worry about me structure. 606 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,280 Now, how do I get that more rigid? 607 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,000 You... You're wobbling a bit, Alex. 608 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,560 I think it might hit me on the head. 609 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,680 It's cardboard, mate. It's not, you know... 610 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:27,840 I mean, one job! 611 00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:35,120 Obviously, I need to make this lower, don't I? One more. One more? 612 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,080 HE STRAINS 613 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,520 Uhhhh! 614 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:39,920 Uh, uh. 615 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,520 OK. And now for the raising of the ladder. 616 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,360 Up it goes. Up it goes. 617 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,760 Right, this is the hard bit cos I'm now balancing a yoghurt 618 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,960 on something that could topple at any second on its own. 619 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,080 How many yoghurts have you got? Just the one. 620 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,680 That's relaxing. 621 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:04,040 Oh! Hopla! 622 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,120 You've still got 45 seconds left. Oh, really? 623 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,000 OK. Got to be worth a try. 624 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:13,760 OK. 625 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:17,400 So, discovering the hidden ladder was 626 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,320 perhaps not as useful as you thought it was. 627 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,240 It made me arrogant and complacent. 628 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,080 I thought I had the keys to the kingdom. 629 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,560 All he had to do was turn the ladder upside down 630 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,200 and the yoghurt would've nestled into the foot of the ladder. 631 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,040 Pfft! And the ladder would've been high enough 632 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:34,480 but you created all this cardboard chaos at the top of the ladder. Mm. 633 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:37,840 If someone had gone through all of that trouble 634 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,520 and then got Alex embroiled in it 635 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:43,320 and then the yoghurt had fallen down my back, 636 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:46,640 I wouldn't have said, and I quote, "Hopla." 637 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,080 It's just what came out at the time, you know? 638 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,200 And it's a very polite, stark contrast to Lee Mack, 639 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,880 who increasingly, I think, is starting to look 640 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,360 like an angry Northern farmer. 641 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,320 The relationship between you and Alex is like, uh, 642 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:05,720 "What you doing there, lad? 643 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,400 "I wouldn't pay you with washers, lad." 644 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,040 Often followed with, "No, I bloody won't say please." 645 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,240 I enjoyed your slightly Northern interpretation 646 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,040 of the Lincoln axe story as well. 647 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,400 Yeah, I think we've been eating the same fortune cookies. 648 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:25,000 Can we see the eccentric English robot 649 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,440 and the angry Northern farmer? Yes. 650 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,440 Well, Mike and Lee both built massive towers, 651 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,200 the biggest towers, 652 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,080 but did the yoghurt go the furthest? 653 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,640 Let's see Mike first of all. 654 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,720 Are we still going? If we can. 655 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,560 OK. You good? Get yourself to a safe place. 656 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,160 Oh, no! 657 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,240 Oh, no. Oh! 658 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,960 Where's the yoghurt? 659 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,320 It went backwards. It did. 660 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,320 That was unexpected. That's your time up. 661 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,320 Thanks, Alex. 662 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,720 I appreciate... I mean, talk about defeat from the jaws of victory. 663 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:10,640 And I don't know anyone else in that situation 664 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,160 who wouldn't say, "Oh, shit!" 665 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:16,120 But Mike in the same space said, "Get yourself to safe space!" 666 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:19,680 I didn't want... 667 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:23,280 I didn't want to be the contestant who killed little Alex Horne. 668 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,120 Good legacy. 669 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:28,560 "Get yourself to a safe space." "Get yourself a safe space." 670 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,840 I had visions of him being completely skewered 671 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:34,160 by sort of bits of tent pole and cardboard tubes and yoghurt. 672 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,600 Fascinating. Let's see how Farmer Lee did. 673 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,960 Are you ready? Yeah. Let go, Alex, let go. 674 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:44,240 I'm toppling in three, two, one... 675 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:54,120 Bullshit! 676 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:56,200 Bullshit! 677 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,520 Bullshit! 678 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:01,480 That was so close to the six, if it had been to the right. 679 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,440 That is soul destroying. 680 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,640 I put so much effort into that. 681 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,880 Were you holding that when I let go? 682 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,600 I was holding it until you told me to stop. 683 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,080 And then did you in any way grab it? I didn't grab it. 684 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:15,600 That was going like that and something took it to the left. 685 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:18,400 I'm just going to check the numbers. 686 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:22,120 You don't have to check. You can see it's not gone anywhere near. 687 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:25,400 Don't do that. That's very irritating. 688 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,120 That's really disappointing. Yeah. 689 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,680 Well, a complete disaster 690 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,200 but at least a human response from you when it fell down. 691 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:38,720 You shouted bullshit. 692 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:42,080 Mike would've shouted, "Everybody clear the area. There might be spillage." 693 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,320 When Alex did do that, 694 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,320 I was tempted to tell him to get to a safe space. 695 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,880 I really was. I'm not surprised. 696 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,320 Because that was irritating. 697 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:53,560 I like that you blamed him, though, as any good farmer would. Yeah. 698 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,080 I really enjoyed it. It's one of my favourite tasks. 699 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,680 Well done, everyone. Well done. Well done for being so rubbish. 700 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:02,200 Lee and Mike were the only ones who didn't get any yoghurt in any of the squares. 701 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,600 Jamali, then, comes third, so gets three points. 702 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,360 Sarah next gets four points. 703 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,320 Charlotte, cos a tiny bit of yoghurt landed in number four, 704 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:12,520 incredibly gets five points. 705 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,920 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE I-I can't believe it. 706 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,280 Right. 707 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:19,840 I would love a task featuring a spinning camera, please. 708 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,200 Oh, thank God. 709 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,120 Whoa! 710 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:42,360 Hello. Hi, Mike. How are you? 711 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,400 You all right? 712 00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,760 Right. Do like what I've bought? I love it. 713 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,160 It's, er, it's very nice. 714 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,920 It's, er, very hipster, very retro. 715 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:57,880 "Look the most different in four photos taken by the camera." 716 00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,920 "The camera will spin round three times 717 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:02,720 "and take a picture every time it faces the frame." 718 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:06,320 "You must not hinder the camera or the spinning mechanism in any way." 719 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:11,280 "You must be in all four photos. Most varied set of photo wins." 720 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,240 Can I just read it one more time? Uh-huh. Thanks. 721 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,360 "The camera will start spinning in 20 minutes from now." 722 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,760 Do you mind if I, er, pop off for a tick? 723 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,920 Do you have a beard trimmer? 724 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,000 Oh, well. 725 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,480 This feels like it might be useful. 726 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,280 I don't know why I'm getting these. 727 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:36,840 Do you mind if I chop a thing up? 728 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,520 Oh, yeah. That's going to work. 729 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,560 How long have I got left? 730 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,640 Right, you ready? This won't stay on long. It's not very sticky. 731 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:57,760 WHISTLE BLOWS 732 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:00,160 Miaow. 733 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,560 Right. Is that it spinning now? 734 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,200 Miaow! 735 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,320 Yeah. 736 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,280 Oh! That's actually really tight. 737 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,880 Oh, my gosh! It's coming! 738 00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:45,160 Oh! 739 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,440 Into the future. 740 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,080 Space man. Journey into the unknown. 741 00:36:57,720 --> 00:37:00,480 This is me without glasses. 742 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:01,600 Is that in the centre? 743 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,880 Rrrugh! 744 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:07,920 Oh! 745 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,360 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 746 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,160 Cool. Thank you, Jamali. 747 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,440 Thank you, Lee. 748 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,720 APPLAUSE 749 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,520 Would you like to see Lee's set of photos? 750 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:29,200 Yes. Let's see how varied they are. Yeah, so look at the contrast here. 751 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:31,160 A lot of different characters. LAUGHTER 752 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,720 This is various phases I've gone through over the years. 753 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,200 Do you want to talk us through who character two is, 754 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:39,520 with the melon breasts and the lobster penis? 755 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:43,160 Yes. That is, well, a character I called Melon Breast Lobster Penis. 756 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,040 Ah! Yeah. Likes to go on a bike ride. 757 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,880 Always delivering a romantic flower to his girlfriend. 758 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:51,120 And the girlfriend is the...? The girl... The girl underneath. 759 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,160 The sexy girl underneath. The girl underneath. 760 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,040 She doesn't go anywhere without her cow. 761 00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:56,480 She rides round town on her cow. 762 00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:59,840 She's like a sort of West Country Lady Godiva. 763 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:04,320 So, it's builder, superhero and a beautiful lady on a cow. 764 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,240 It's not a bad start. Quite contrasting. Quite varied. 765 00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,400 Quite varied. Do you want to see Jamali's? Yes, please. 766 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,840 If we're talking about variety, have a look at this. 767 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,000 LAUGHTER 768 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,400 What I see is a builder, yeah? 769 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:20,160 And then I see three pictures of Jamali from a catalogue. 770 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,480 No, no, wrong. Completely wrong. 771 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,960 There's... You've got builder, then you've got a banker. 772 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,280 He's the guy with the stick and the top hat. Yeah. 773 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,640 Then you've got the banker off work, playing golf. 774 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:30,680 With the same stick. 775 00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:33,640 And then you've got a guy who... I don't even know who that last one is. 776 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,880 At the time you said number two is a rich dude 777 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,240 and number three is a white dude. 778 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,760 Because he's playing golf. Yeah. 779 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,720 I have a very narrow view about what you people do. 780 00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,680 "You people"? 781 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:46,200 OK, part three has expired. 782 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:48,600 We'll be back for the final part of the show 783 00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:52,400 where someone will win Charlotte Ritchie's quaint little nose warmer. 784 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,160 That's right - it's a nose warmer. 785 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,400 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 786 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,040 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 787 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,880 Hello! Welcome back for the last time today. 788 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:13,160 What a great welcome back. Get yourself to a safe space. 789 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,280 Before the break the task we were watching involved 790 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:16,600 trying to look the most different 791 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,480 in each of the four photos taken by a spinning camera. 792 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,200 Each change in appearance had to take place 793 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:24,280 during a rotation of the camera - about 30 seconds. 794 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,640 Jamali's changes have been the most subtle so far. 795 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:30,600 Now we're going to have a look at Mikey-boy Woz's pictures. 796 00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,280 LAUGHTER 797 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,280 There was a lot of miaowing during your preparation time. 798 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,000 Yeah, well, we want to get into character. 799 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:40,840 We wanted to sort of exude pussy cat. Sure. 800 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,640 Pussy cat on a brick wall. To his right we have noble Caesar. 801 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:47,720 What's the pink thing? The... The Roman, er, sceptre 802 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,800 and then there is a space man from the future. 803 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:50,920 Correct. 804 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,960 There's a man who's a skull from the neck up 805 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,640 and a body from the neck down, 806 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:57,080 giving a thumbs up with his remaining flesh. Yeah. 807 00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,200 He's happy with his flayed head. 808 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:01,640 He's not happy about it but he's sanguine. 809 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,800 I think he realises that other people are worse off. 810 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:07,600 They're pretty contrasting images. 811 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:10,320 Shall I show you four versions of Charlotte? Yeah. 812 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:14,000 OK, well, here is Charlotte, Lottie, Charlie and Chaz. 813 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,560 LAUGHTER 814 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,000 Only two out of four go straight onto the children's show. 815 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,160 Mr Octopus and Potty-hands. Potty-hands! 816 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,000 Are you pleased? Yeah, I am, actually. 817 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,320 I mean, there's a bloody octopus there for God's sake. 818 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,680 How much of a contrast do I want? My whole, entire body's transformed. 819 00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:35,600 Finally, it's the four faces of Sarah Kendall. 820 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,680 Hmm. Yeah, it's a real story. Real story. 821 00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:41,080 I had no idea there was a narrative. Talk us through it. 822 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:44,320 Oh, well, the classic writer staring out a window... 823 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:47,200 Yeah. ..dreaming, er, "What am I going to write my story about?" 824 00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:51,600 Sitting there for so long that, like, a century worth of hair growth just sitting there. 825 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,680 Er, after that, deciding on a career 826 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:56,200 as a professional tennis player. 827 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:57,560 My God. 828 00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:00,400 And then, of course, all stories end in death, as we know. 829 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,880 This should help make your mind up. Where do you want to start? 830 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,920 I'm loath to do it but Jamali did put one costume on 831 00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,320 and then had three pictures of himself taken. 832 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:11,880 So I'm giving him a very generous two points. 833 00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:14,600 Sorry - two points? Yes, unbelievably, I am. OK. 834 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:17,880 Because I'm putting these two, Sarah and Lee, 835 00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,520 I'm giving three points each. 836 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,240 What a generous man. Aren't I? 837 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:25,640 Boring t-shirt head girl, I'm giving her four points. 838 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,560 Mm-hmm. That's just what I look like in real life, 839 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,520 the boring t-shirt head girl. Just your clothes. 840 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,960 It's just me. Huge apologies. 841 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,840 And, yeah, this weirdo. 842 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:37,760 Michael takes five. Well done, Mike Wozniak. 843 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,520 Thank you. 844 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:41,560 Quick look at the scores. 845 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,640 She's almost on the maximum but she is the leader. 846 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,440 Charlotte Ritchie has 19 points. 847 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,920 APPLAUSE Wow! Feels good. Wow. 848 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,280 All right, everyone. Please make your way to the stage. 849 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,680 Why? Because it's the final task of the show. 850 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,600 Hello. I've got my bucket. 851 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:01,960 Good boy. 852 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,520 Who's going to read the task out? 853 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,080 Mike. Michael. 854 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,000 I like this already. Yeah. 855 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,480 "Shove your fish onto the target using your mop. 856 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:14,440 "You must shove your fish 857 00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,000 "within ten seconds of Alex laying down your fish. 858 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:21,920 "Furthest from the target ten seconds after each round is eliminated. 859 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:25,720 "Last shover shoving wins." 860 00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:29,040 If your fish falls off the Knappett at any point you're out. 861 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,560 Charlotte, you're up first. 862 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,440 Within ten seconds of me laying it down you may shove. 863 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:35,840 Off you go. 864 00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,840 LAUGHTER She's gone mad. 865 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,000 Look at that. You've got to beat that. 866 00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,280 Wow! Wow! Dear, oh, dear. 867 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:56,360 Erm, I quit. It's Mike to shove next. 868 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,360 Off you go, Mike. Let's play on. 869 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,480 It's a good shove. You next, Sarah. Oh, I'm next. 870 00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:08,760 Sarah, please shove. 871 00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,480 Ooh! Gentle. Jamali is next. 872 00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,400 Yeah, can you like put it down, then leave quick? 873 00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,920 LEE: Ha! I like Jamali. 874 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,880 Quickly get away. Quick, quick! 875 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,560 All right. 876 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,640 Lovely. It's passed Sarah's but will it stay? 877 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,520 Let's see. Good luck, Lee. 878 00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:31,280 Oh, mine's... Mine's actually trying to get free. 879 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:34,080 Oh! LAUGHTER 880 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:37,080 He's having a nightmare! I've had a mare. He scooped. 881 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:38,840 I've had an absolute mare. He scooped. 882 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,920 WHISTLE BLOWS Are you ready for round two, Greg? 883 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:42,000 I very much am. 884 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:45,280 Yes, we've lost Charlotte Ritchie and Lee Mackerel, so it's time... 885 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:46,520 Nice(!) Oh, wow! 886 00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,960 First in round two is Mike Wozniak. 887 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,560 Pike Wozniak, surely. Off he goes, Pike Wozniak. 888 00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:53,600 Pike Wozniak! 889 00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,120 0oh! Confident. Oh, it's similar, very similar. 890 00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,960 Sarah, you're on blue, you're next. 891 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,160 It's down. 892 00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,280 Ooh! Ooh! 893 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,120 Jamali could absolutely take everybody out here. 894 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:14,160 Jamali. It wouldn't be the first time he's done the unexpected. 895 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,400 Let's see what he's got. 896 00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:19,760 Oh! Oh! Oh! Bold move. 897 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,520 WHISTLE BLOWS We've lost Jamali Maddix. 898 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,600 It was a tasty move. It was sick. It was a bold move. 899 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:24,760 It's the final, Greg. 900 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,520 I'm trying to think of a fish pun around Sarah's name but I can't do it. 901 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:32,440 No, I don't think there are any. So it's, er, Mike first. 902 00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:33,720 Off you go. 903 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:37,840 Go on! Ooh, lovely. 904 00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:39,600 Nearly a hopla. 905 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:42,400 The final shove. This is it, Sarah. This is for glory. 906 00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:43,560 All right. 907 00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:51,280 Oh! Oh! 908 00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,080 ALEX: Three, four... Oh... No! 909 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:56,080 Five. No! EVERYONE GASPS AND GROANS 910 00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,240 High drama! WHISTLE BLOWS 911 00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,640 Heart breaking! APPLAUSE 912 00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:01,960 Four, five... No! 913 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:06,120 Wow! That's just... That is cruel. 914 00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:08,160 Right, let's add that to the final scores 915 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,600 and see how it's affected things. 916 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:13,680 Come on down. 917 00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:14,800 Hello. Hi, Greg. 918 00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,600 So. Mm. That was an exciting game. 919 00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:21,080 Well, it started with tragedy and it ended with tragedy, like a good film. 920 00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:22,440 It was very exciting. 921 00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,680 Yeah, I agree it was really exciting, especially that final bit. 922 00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:28,640 Oh, remember when the fish fell off the side? Oh, when it fell off? 923 00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:32,000 So, Sarah does get four points despite the flapping thing. 924 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,160 Jamali three. 925 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,960 Charlotte and Lee both only get one point 926 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,680 because they were eliminated immediately 927 00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:38,800 but the winner of that task was Mike Wozniak. Yeah. 928 00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:40,720 Oh! Wow. With apologies. 929 00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:43,040 It's fine, Mike. I like you a lot. Thank you. 930 00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,000 I don't resent it at all. Ah, that's cute. 931 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,120 And that means he's shot up to second place 932 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,160 in both the episode and the series 933 00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:52,280 but the winner of this episode with 20 points, it's Charlotte Ritchie. 934 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,520 Hurray! Oh, I can't believe it. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 935 00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:58,120 Charlotte Ritchie wins. Please go and nuzzle your natty knitwear. 936 00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:00,760 WHOOPING 937 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,240 So what have we learned today? 938 00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,680 We've learned that if you find yourself swimming in the ocean 939 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:06,200 I have two pieces of advice for you. 940 00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:10,160 One, there's absolutely no fish that rhyme with Sarah Kendall. 941 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,600 And two, in the event of a shark attack, 942 00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:15,240 just before you swim away, make sure you shout, 943 00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,960 "Get yourself to a safe space!" at the top of your lungs. 944 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,800 See you next time for the final 945 00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:23,960 but for now it's tonight's winner once more - Charlotte Ritchie! 946 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,800 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 947 00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:50,160 Subtitles by Red Bee Media