1 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:08,280 Oh, no! 2 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:20,320 SHE MUTTERS 3 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:25,400 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 4 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:35,920 Hello. I'm Greg Davies and welcome to Taskmaster. 5 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:37,760 There are just two shows left now, 6 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,640 only two opportunities for our five famous foes 7 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:44,880 to accumulate enough points to become the new Taskmaster champion. 8 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:49,360 Soon, one of them will be able to hold aloft my golden trophy 9 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:53,880 and proudly proclaim, "I have won this prize. 10 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,960 "OK, so, in doing so 11 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:00,120 "I have rendered myself unemployable within my chosen field. 12 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:03,080 "Sure, my partner has had a rethink 13 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:06,800 "and gone to live at their mum's for a while. But this trophy, 14 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:10,040 "this victory, is mine." 15 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:14,000 So, let's hear it for those vying for this honour 16 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:15,800 for the penultimate time. 17 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:19,720 Welcome, Daisy May Cooper. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 18 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:21,760 Johnny Vegas. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 19 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:23,680 Katherine Parkinson. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 20 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:26,120 Mawaan Rizwan. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 21 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:28,560 And Richard Herring. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 22 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,840 And sitting next to me, like a saveloy 23 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:33,920 that's been tossed around by a moulting dog, 24 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:36,680 he's hairy but full of flavour, 25 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:39,560 your very own little Alex Horne. 26 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,040 Thanks, Greg. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 27 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:43,680 Cheers, mate. Oh, no. No? 28 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,920 Thanks, Greg. I don't like that at all. 29 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:47,880 Oh, I'm exhausted, Greg. 30 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:49,160 I know. 31 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:52,120 All the training. Have I told you about what I'm training for? 32 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,360 No, you haven't. You know I love the deep-sea diving? 33 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,000 Yep. So I'm just trying to get my lung capacity up. 34 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:58,640 Breathing underwater. 35 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:01,640 35 minutes now, with my new system. 36 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,880 You want to see it? Yes, please. 37 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:07,120 HE BREATHES HEAVILY 38 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,680 35 minutes I can do that. 39 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:11,880 So as long as I'm down there and there and my nose is up there, 40 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:14,000 absolutely fine. 41 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:15,800 LAUGHTER 42 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:18,960 Are you cross? No. 43 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,760 I'm just enjoying the, er... 44 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:22,920 The sniggers of politeness. 45 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:28,960 Right. What's the penultimate prize task category, then, Alex? 46 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,920 It's the best bedding. Oh! Neat as a sheet. 47 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:33,680 You'll judge which of them has brought in 48 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,040 the best bedding and that person will bed five points. 49 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:37,320 At the end of the episode, 50 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,240 the winner will take home lots of brill bedding 51 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:42,000 and smug as a bug in five rugs. 52 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:46,000 All right, then. Mawaan, you got me some sweet, sweet bedding? 53 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:49,280 Yeah, I've brought in my favourite travel pillow. 54 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:51,320 Oh. It looks like this. 55 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,160 Oh! Oh, God! 56 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,280 Dual function. For...? 57 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,400 Yeah, I need to write down something here. What's the other thing? 58 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:02,360 You could use it as a pillow. Yeah, and just for his records, 59 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:06,000 the second function? You could keep buns hot in... 60 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:09,480 What, in there? That's not what you meant, is it? 61 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:12,600 You've ruined my favourite travel pillow for me. That's awful. 62 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,440 I think you've ruined it already. 63 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:18,320 He's only ruined it if he's attracted to elephants. 64 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:21,760 Let's see it in action. This is how you wear the ostrich pillow. 65 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,200 Oh, my God! 66 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,680 I hear what you're saying - it looks like an elephant's arse. 67 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:28,560 But when you wear it, it's the comfiest thing you'll ever wear. 68 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:31,600 I think something that brings you a lot of happiness and comfort 69 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:34,000 has been defiled. Cos of these...perverts. 70 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,400 They're perverts. They are. 71 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:39,040 Katherine, bedding. What have you brought in? 72 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:41,280 I chose silk sheets. 73 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:44,600 I've never slept on silk sheets and I am 43. 74 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:46,840 Why have you brought them along if you don't use them? 75 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,560 Because I thought if I offered it as a prize, I might... 76 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:52,400 I might get some. The silk is obtained from the cocoons 77 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:56,400 of the larvae of the mulberry silk worm Bombyx mori, bred in captivity. 78 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:59,680 It's just caterpillar poo, innit, silk? It is, yeah. 79 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,560 I actually thought it was, er, the semen. Is it caterpillar semen? 80 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,600 It's obtained from the cocoons of the larvae. 81 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,520 I don't think they are yet ejaculating. 82 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:11,480 So, so far, we've had a restrictive sex aid 83 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:15,080 and something that's been woven out of caterpillar sperm. 84 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:17,720 What's next? Daisy? 85 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:19,880 Clean sheets. 86 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:22,480 I just want to know why that's a novelty for you. 87 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:25,800 Possibly because mine aren't very often clean. 88 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:30,560 Are they not? No, recently I've got a really bad problem with... 89 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:33,600 Oh, God! With drooling when I sleep. 90 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:38,440 Oh, phew! It's not the worst of my bedtime problems. 91 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:39,760 But it's up there. 92 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,000 But these are clean cotton sheets? 93 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:46,240 But having it changed and having clean cotton sheets - 94 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:49,920 just everything is... Just being able to get into bed and... It is. 95 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:51,600 Isn't it great? 96 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:56,840 Johnny, what bedding have you brought us? I'm going out on a limb. 97 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,560 I've merely brought in lambswool. Lambswool? 98 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:03,480 Apparently for birds and nesting, it's warm when it needs to be, 99 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,200 it's cool when it needs to be. 100 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:09,880 Nature does best what we try to reproduce ourselves. 101 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:12,800 That's made me really emotional. That's really beautiful. 102 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:14,920 When I left London before the lockdown, 103 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:17,520 I made sure I left lambswool out. Really? You put it in 104 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,080 a little spiral cage and the birds come and take it. 105 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,920 In anticipation of bringing it on this show? 106 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:23,480 Yeah, I'm just gonna go back 107 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:26,520 and deny the birds so I can win Taskmaster. 108 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:29,680 So now, loads of little chicks are really cold. 109 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:33,280 It's almost as if you made it up this morning. No! 110 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:36,080 We've got one left, right? Yeah, we are gonna end with Richard. 111 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:39,800 I've had something specially commissioned by Fantasy Bedding. 112 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,240 Here it is. 113 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:43,400 Oh, my God! You can sleep on one pillow 114 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:46,080 and pretend you're in bed with Greg, Sleep on the other pillow 115 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:48,680 and pretend you're in bed with Alex or you can go in the middle. 116 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,240 Menage a trois. 117 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:53,680 Why do I look so surprised? 118 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,240 It looks like Alex's wife has just walked into the room, 119 00:05:56,280 --> 00:06:01,120 you've clocked her at the door and Alex is like, "say something." 120 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,040 Say something! 121 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:09,160 Right. I am going to give two points each 122 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,880 to Johnny and Katherine 123 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:14,760 because I was equally uninspired by both of them. 124 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,320 Silk sheets and wool. Correct. OK. 125 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:19,960 I'm giving three points... Because she sold it so well, 126 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,040 and I do love slipping into a lovely cold cotton sheet, 127 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:25,480 I'm gonna give three points to Daisy. 128 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:29,520 Just because he's happy with it and I hate to see a young man 129 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:32,040 brought down by horrible old perverts, 130 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,080 I'm giving Mawaan four points. Well done. 131 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,120 And because I think there's money in it, 132 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:39,280 I'm giving five points to Richard Herring. 133 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:40,880 Well done, Richard. Five points. 134 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,720 Hey, Alex, have you got a task ready? 135 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:47,280 Yes, it's time for some low-rent architecture. 136 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,720 Alex. Hi, Johnny. 137 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,800 That was quite a measured entrance. 138 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:10,440 It was, wasn't it? Very calm. 139 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:12,680 A bit dramatic, a bit Downton Abbey. 140 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:16,120 All right? All right? I've never said "all right" before. 141 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:20,520 All right? All right? All right? Yeah, you're good at it. Thank you. 142 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,080 "Make..." HE CHUCKLES 143 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:26,240 I hate stuff like this. 144 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,720 "Make the biggest beermat house on this table." 145 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:31,400 "While making your biggest beermat house, 146 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:34,880 "you must ring the doorbell after exactly one minute." 147 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,680 "Then after 58 more seconds..." 148 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:41,520 "Then 56 seconds and so on until zero seconds." 149 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:44,560 So, basically, two seconds down. 150 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:46,360 "Biggest beermat house wins." 151 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:49,040 "If you make more than two mistakes with the doorbell timing, 152 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:50,520 "you will be disqualified." 153 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:57,320 "Your time ends when you press the doorbell for the last time, 154 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,040 "and starts now." 155 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:00,320 OK. 156 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:06,280 So, it'll be one minute and then 58 seconds, then 56 seconds. 157 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,800 So I've got to keep going in and out. 158 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,680 Oh, I understand. That's obvious. 159 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:13,800 OK, what's the point of that? So I keep vigilant? 160 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:16,440 Stay present? I'm not sure what the point of any of it is. 161 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:22,040 You're uncomfortable with any kind of casual greeting, aren't you? 162 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,000 "All right?" Yeah. Yeah, I don't like it. 163 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:27,160 That's my first observation, and my second is that Richard Herring 164 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:30,640 says he hates things like this as if people regularly ask him... 165 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:32,840 HE CHUCKLES "Oh, I hate this." 166 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,440 ..to make a house out of beermats. 167 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:38,040 OK, so they had ever-diminishing time periods 168 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:39,600 to go in and out of the room. 169 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:42,120 They could see a clock. They could see the time ticking down, 170 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:43,480 otherwise it would be too hard. 171 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:45,680 But they had just over a quarter of an hour in total. 172 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:48,800 Obviously, they would have smaller and smaller gaps as they went along. 173 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:51,720 And to introduce the first people, I'm gonna use the male equivalents 174 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:55,600 of their female names - it's Keith and Desmond. 175 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:59,720 So it's up to you how you make a beermat house. 176 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:01,680 Do I have any Sellotape? 177 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:03,600 If you want it. Yeah, that'd be great. 178 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:06,960 Yeah, let's get... Come on, let's get this Sellotape in, please. 179 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,360 How long do you think it takes to get to the front door? 180 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:19,720 Perfect timing. Start again with 58. 181 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,720 You don't really get any prizes for building a cool house. 182 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,560 It's more about the doorbell, isn't it? 183 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:28,480 Well, it's all about the size of the house. So, this is good. 184 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:34,960 When are you going to ring the doorbell? 185 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,280 Er... Yeah, ideally at 58. 186 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,240 Yeah. Oh, fuck it. 187 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,600 Look, this is good. 188 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:46,120 Did I miss it? Yeah, that felt like a bit of a mistake. 189 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:49,600 I'm sort of busy thinking about the house. 190 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:51,000 Yes. 191 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:53,080 Ah, pile them like this! 192 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:55,320 Of course! 193 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:57,760 What do you normally build a house with? Bricks. 194 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,520 And...? Straw. 195 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,800 So, that's the roof. 196 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:06,280 I just feel like all I've done is ring the doorbell. 197 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,160 Yeah, a bit late this time, Katherine. 198 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:11,160 Fuck! No! 199 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:16,000 I just don't think this looks like a house. 200 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:18,680 You better go and ring the doorbell. Just ringing the doorbell. 201 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,000 I'm just ringing the doorbell. 202 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:25,040 Are... Are you stopping? Yeah. 203 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:28,240 Oh, my God, there's so many of them. Go and ring the doorbell, Katherine. 204 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,400 Katherine, you need to go and ring the doorbell. 205 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:34,200 Can I have a cup of tea? 206 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:35,560 Yes. 207 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:38,720 Hang on, hang on. 208 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:41,440 DOORBELL RINGS Ah. 209 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,840 Time to go and ring the doorbell, Katherine. 210 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:45,800 See, I'm getting quicker. 211 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:49,000 Well, time's getting shorter, isn't it? Off you go, Katherine. 212 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:56,280 I might just build the nursery round the house. 213 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:58,280 He lives here. 214 00:10:58,320 --> 00:10:59,440 That's his mate Gareth. 215 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:03,080 There really won't be a lot of time now between each one. 216 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,720 Now? Yes, off you go. 217 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,600 Ah! Fuck, fuck, fuck! 218 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,320 Katherine... 219 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:16,000 Probably need to go and ring the doorbell now, Katherine. 220 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:17,520 I'll just stay here. 221 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,760 One, two. 222 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,400 Go. 223 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:22,800 Just two seconds. 224 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,680 Oh, what's the point? What's the point? Katherine. 225 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,000 Sorry, that was childish. 226 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,680 What's the point? 227 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,800 I haven't made a house. 228 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:41,360 APPLAUSE 229 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:44,480 I felt genuinely quite low. 230 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,360 Well, it's the angriest I've ever seen you. 231 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:50,320 You took a house and you made it not look like a house. 232 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:51,920 But it was so rapid. 233 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:55,000 I will be amazed if anyone's managed to do it. 234 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,040 I managed to build a house. She did. 235 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:59,520 This was her finished product. There's the house. 236 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:01,320 I can't wait to move in(!) 237 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:05,080 I've rendered it as... It's Georgian, isn't it? 238 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,800 Well, I've rendered it as an architect would. 239 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,960 So, if that was a house, it would look like this. 240 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,760 It's lovely. Yeah, that's exactly what it would look like. 241 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,120 Well, if that's a lovely house, 242 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:19,160 what I was left with would constitute some kind of building. 243 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,640 The trouble is, you were also disqualified many times over 244 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:23,720 for not ringing the doorbell in time. 245 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:26,840 Daisy stopped running at the 42-second mark. She just gave up. 246 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,120 And worse, and what really sticks in my craw, is, 247 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,600 I'm gonna have to give her points 248 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:33,680 for basically just throwing some beermats in a big pile. 249 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,080 There is a gap in the middle. There's a gap in the... 250 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,200 So, they're sort of foundations. 251 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,600 OK, what's the gap in the middle? 252 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:41,800 For living space. Oh. 253 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,200 Cooking, eating, sleeping, entertaining. 254 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:46,520 Yeah, fine. Absolutely fine. 255 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:47,760 "I bought us a house." 256 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,880 "Oh, God, I would rather you told me about it first." 257 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,560 "No, no, no, you're gonna love it. 258 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:56,840 "It's got a big hole in the middle for us to sleep and eat in. 259 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,880 "And raise our children." 260 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:00,920 Do you want to see some more houses? Yes, sure. 261 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:04,640 This time we've got Margaret and Rita. 262 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:05,920 Here we go. 263 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,920 I don't understand how you do it. 264 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:11,880 Probably takes you five seconds to reach the front door, by the way. 265 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,000 It's just stress, man. 266 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,160 You need to go and ring the doorbell. 267 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,920 I don't know why I'm bothering ringing the doorbell. 268 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,320 HE YELLS 269 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,000 OK, do you know what? 270 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:31,000 Two, one. 271 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:36,640 What have you got there? I've got the doorbell. Now then. 272 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:43,280 DOORBELL RINGS Yeah, great, jammy. 273 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:45,840 You're a lot more relaxed now. Yeah, I think it's cos 274 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:49,560 I've got the doorbell here. It's really alleviated a lot of stress. 275 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:50,760 Ah! 276 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:58,160 I've cut my hand! 277 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,000 There's blood on the doorbell. 278 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,800 I've cut my... Cut my hand. 279 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,760 Stop putting blood on the doorbell, Richard. 280 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,800 I'm starting to see a doorway. 281 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:09,360 Let's try for a second storey. Need a lot more room. 282 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,520 Oh, shit. Forgot about the doorbell. 283 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,120 Don't bother with this door. 284 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,320 DOORBELL RINGS 285 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,320 Do you have anything that turns? 286 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,360 Something that turns? 287 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,400 I've got this. 288 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:28,600 Double-sided tape. 289 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,160 WHISTLE BLOWS Thank you, Richard. 290 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:41,520 There's the house. I mean, blood and sweat and tears have gone into this. 291 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,920 I don't mean to brag, but it's a work of art. 292 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,760 APPLAUSE 293 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,040 There was a boxing match years ago, 294 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:01,080 when Chris Eubank was at the height of his powers 295 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,760 and he had a lot of battles with Nigel Benn. 296 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:07,120 And in their most brutal fight, Eubank won it on points 297 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,320 and they went over to him and they said, 298 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:12,480 "Chris, you must be elated after such a monumental battle." 299 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,200 And Chris Eubank said something 300 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:17,800 and it's now all I remember about the fight. He said, 301 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,840 "He split my tongue. Get an ambulance." 302 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:28,520 And all I remember of Richard's attempt is, "I've cut me finger." 303 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,560 It doesn't matter what his house looks like. 304 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,280 This is what he ended up with. 305 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:38,640 He sort of piled the beermats around the little model of a house. 306 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,360 Yeah. It was rubbish. I mean, this is what it would look like 307 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,880 if it was an actual house, obviously. No, it wouldn't. 308 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:46,400 Who rendered these? I rendered these. You don't like them? 309 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,840 That's a really nice house. Go back to Richard's house. 310 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:51,120 Here's Richard's house. That's what it's like! 311 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:54,560 What you on about? Door there to go in. It's absolute madness. 312 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:58,760 Mawaan, on the other hand, this could be your finest hour, I think. 313 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:03,400 The bell alone. I watched four people in here go, "Gah!" 314 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,880 This is the lighthouse that he constructed. Here it is. 315 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,680 Look at that. Amazing. 316 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,120 KATHERINE: I said, "Oh, wow, it's a windmill. 317 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,080 Yeah. 318 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,160 Right, that's the end of part one. 319 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:24,600 Already, we have windmilled through that part 320 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:27,200 like a couple of flying ninjas. 321 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,440 See you in a few minutes. 322 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,320 Hello, and welcome back to Taskmaster. 323 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,400 What was going on before the break, Alex? 324 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:44,400 Before the break, the contenders were trying to build beermat houses 325 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,760 under an ever decreasing time-limit. 326 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,640 There's only one person left. He's the perennial voice of hope. 327 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,200 He is Johnny Vegas. 328 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,000 Oh, this is rubbish. 329 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,840 Why did I even bother? I shut the door. 330 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,560 I can get one more in. 331 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,240 Oh. Go on. 332 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:20,400 I've lost many a bar job just standing there licking beermats. 333 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:25,600 I once repaired a bicycle puncture with my spittle. 334 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,480 It's amazingly strong. 335 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,840 HE MUTTERS ANGRILY 336 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,840 Sorry, chicken. 337 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,360 DOORBELL RINGS 338 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:42,040 I'm gonna attempt summat highly controversial. 339 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:44,400 I'm putting a supporting wall there. 340 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,960 Oh, just hang on. 341 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,040 It's your fault! 342 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,360 There, there. I'm gonna miss it. 343 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,760 Watch this one. 344 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,080 Never learned to read but... 345 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:11,040 MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYS 346 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,240 HE GRUNTS 347 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,680 DOORBELL RINGS 348 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:20,080 I'm just making Little House On The Prairie, OK? 349 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,440 Cos otherwise, what's the point? 350 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:25,000 It's just a homestead. 351 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,960 BUZZER 352 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:36,320 Aw! That was the task that I was most invested in. 353 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:39,840 I thought it was my time to shine and that broke my heart. 354 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:42,760 But your skill is clear, cos we saw the house. 355 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,360 And you even put in a supporting wall. 356 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:48,160 There was actual construction talk mentioned in there. 357 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,960 I mean, sure, architecture's changed these days. 358 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:55,080 These days, people just make a hole in a load of rubbish. 359 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,760 It was beautiful, Johnny. 360 00:18:56,800 --> 00:19:00,360 He called it Vegas Villas... Vegas Villas. ..when it was at its peak. 361 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,800 Well, every one of them was an apartment. 362 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,000 Heart-breaking. Yeah. 363 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,560 Sadly, you've got to score this. 364 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,640 Do these two get any points - Johnny and Katherine? 365 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,920 I mean, God forgive me but no. 366 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,640 Oh, please, for effort. 367 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,200 I can't. I can't give effort points. 368 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,360 That's not... I think he should get more than me. 369 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,600 His was really hard. Licking it, making his own cement. 370 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:20,920 Just give me one point 371 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,760 for emotionally investing myself in the task. 372 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,320 Let me think about that. OK. 373 00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:27,400 I'm giving Mawaan five points. 374 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,000 Five points. 375 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:32,720 I mean, my God, they don't deserve it. 376 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,120 Four points to Daisy, three points to Richard. 377 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,800 And then we've got zero for Katherine, and there's just the... 378 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:42,000 There's just the matter of a bonus point for Johnny. Please. 379 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,080 No. No points. Zero to Johnny. 380 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,440 Well done. Seriously? 381 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,920 I can't see people seeing me being publicly weak. 382 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:52,720 I have a 17-year-old and he's never gonna speak to me after this. 383 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,160 So be it. 384 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,800 Scoreboard. Scoreboard, yes. 385 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,680 Mawaan's in the lead with nine points. 386 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,560 What have we got next? 387 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,120 Next one up is a fancy one, Greg. 388 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:09,320 This involves lots of tasks and I get to press some buttons. 389 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:10,360 Here we go. 390 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,400 Hello, Daisy. 391 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,440 Greetings. 392 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,840 Oh, there's some fruit. That's nice. 393 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,480 Chocolate Orange, I spy. 394 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:38,760 Where's the task? 395 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,880 Colder. 396 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:44,760 Warmer. Warmer. 397 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,280 Hot, hot. Colder. Colder. 398 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,000 Ooh. Now then. 399 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,040 No. Careful. Yes. 400 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:55,280 Oh. I should have just looked down. 401 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,840 OK. "Complete the most tasks." 402 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,040 "There is one task behind each door. 403 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,880 "You may choose the order to open the doors." 404 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:08,760 "You may only move when the doors are moving." 405 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:12,280 "And you must stay this side of the line." 406 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:15,880 Yeah, where you are now. That line that goes all the way across. 407 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,800 "During the task, you must tell Alex which door to open 408 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:22,520 "within one minute of the previous door closing." 409 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,280 "You must tell Alex which door to open first 410 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,160 "within one minute from now." 411 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,920 Does it all make sense? Yes. 412 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:33,440 And is the Chocolate Orange part of the task? 413 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,800 I don't... I genuinely don't know. OK, great. 414 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:38,520 So, which door would you like me to open first, Richard? 415 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:39,680 Two. 416 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,080 Five. 417 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,960 Three. Er, I'll go for door number two. 418 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,440 One. One? 419 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:49,200 No. Three. 420 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,520 Have you thought about four? 421 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,440 Let's do four first, yeah. 422 00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,760 LAUGHTER I'm very suggestible. 423 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,520 I've got a theory that if you put a Chocolate Orange in any situation 424 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:08,320 in life, that'll be the focus of anyone's attention. 425 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,560 OK, let's crack on. 426 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,280 Here we go, then. Hello, matron. 427 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,600 We're gonna start with Dick and Johnny. 428 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,360 Good luck, Richard. Thank you. 429 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,760 BOTH: "Kick three orange things through this door." 430 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,160 Stop. 431 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:29,000 Oh, for fuck's sake. 432 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,040 Oh, God! 433 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,480 JOHNNY YELLS 434 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,920 I didn't know I could scream in that octave. 435 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,000 Have you kicked anything before? 436 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:45,680 I got... The last one was... 437 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:50,120 Door number four, please, Alex. Right. You have to stay there. 438 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,440 Er, three. Here we go. 439 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,880 "Empty the bucket and put both your shoes in it." 440 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:00,480 "Eat a whole banana." 441 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:03,240 You can move now if you want. Oh, can I? 442 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,840 Now you can't. 443 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,600 I think I've done that one. Congratulations, Richard. 444 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,600 What door do you want next, Johnny? 445 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,120 HE MUTTERS Say again? 446 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,680 MUFFLED: Number three. 447 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,640 Number...? Three. 448 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,960 Number three? Go on, then. 449 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,440 Let's go for one. 450 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,440 "Empty the bucket and put both your shoes in it." 451 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,280 Come on - look what I'm wearing! 452 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,360 "Throw ten yellow things through this door." 453 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:42,720 Oh! 454 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,680 I didn't have to take them off, did I? 455 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,640 I think I was too far away. You were too far away, yes. 456 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:58,240 Seeing as I'm closer to five and I've got my feet in a bucket... 457 00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,640 We'd better go to four. 458 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,440 Don't put your feet in the bucket! 459 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:04,920 "Eat a whole banana." 460 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,760 "Sit on the bucket and completely peel an orange and a banana." 461 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:15,920 Get out of it! 462 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,840 I choose number five. 463 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,000 He springs off the bucket. 464 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,400 Bucket Man! 465 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:34,480 "Sit on the bucket and completely peel an orange and a banana." 466 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,200 "Throw ten yellow things through this door." Oh, God! 467 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:46,360 God, I look like the kid at the end of Jerry Maguire! 468 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:58,360 These are my observations. Do you want to hear them? Yes, please. 469 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,040 "Neither of these men can kick anything 470 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,800 "in a direction of their choice." Correct. 471 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,280 "Under pressure, Richard Herring will not, 472 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:09,320 "despite points being at stake, rush eating a banana. 473 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:12,480 "He enjoys a banana like a monkey." 474 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:17,000 And finally, "The sequel to Jerry Maguire 475 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,880 "will fail to capture the hearts of the public." 476 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,200 Got all that. Those are my observations. 477 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,920 They had five tasks to do. I've got it down that 478 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:30,800 Richard did 21⁄4 Of them, while Johnny did 2.3 of them. 479 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,960 It's difficult for me to say how impressive that was 480 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,040 out of the context of the rest of the group, 481 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,160 so I think we should just crack on and see some more. 482 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,120 OK, well, let's see two people wearing all-in-ones all in one. 483 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,600 Katherine and Mawaan. 484 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,000 "Eat a whole banana." 485 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,440 "Empty the bucket and put both your shoes in it." 486 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:50,600 Stop. 487 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,840 Oh, God. How long have I got? 488 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,880 SHE YELLS 489 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,840 Oh, God! I'm gonna be sick. 490 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,840 Stop. 491 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,680 Now, which door would you like me to open next, Mawaan? 492 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,240 There's a Chocolate Orange. 493 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,080 OK. 494 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:13,320 Number three. Four, please. 495 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,680 "Empty the bucket and put both your shoes in it." 496 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,120 "Eat a whole banana." 497 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,440 Easy shoes. 498 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:35,640 Mawaan, which door would you like me to open now? Mm... 499 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,800 MUFFLED: Number one, please. Say again. 500 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,040 Number one, please. 501 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,680 "Kick three oranges through this door." 502 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,800 "Throw ten yellow things through this door." 503 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,160 Ah! Sorry! 504 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,560 Sorry! 505 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,320 I need three more things. 506 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:00,840 It's not even yellow. 507 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,960 Which door would you like me to open next, Mawaan? Two, please. 508 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,000 One, please. Cos it's closer? Yeah. 509 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,960 "Kick three orange things through this door." 510 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,040 "Throw ten yellow things through this door." 511 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:19,400 You're a long way from the door. Yeah. 512 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,680 HE GRUNTS 513 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:27,080 SHE CHUCKLES 514 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:29,600 Oh, I don't like this game. 515 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,840 HE CHUCKLES 516 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,040 One door left. Door number five, please. 517 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,840 It's the final door, door number five. 518 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,640 BOTH: "Sit on the bucket 519 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,640 "and completely peel an orange and a banana." 520 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:46,840 OK. 521 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,680 Shit! I've got rid of all the oranges! 522 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:07,760 Yay! 523 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,720 APPLAUSE 524 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,520 The most fascinating thing from the whole attempt, to me, was that 525 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,760 once Mawaan had filled his mouth full of banana, 526 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:19,200 his voice sounded like it had been digitally slowed down. 527 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,280 I was trying to curl my lips around it like this, 528 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,320 so it slowed me down. 529 00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:28,400 I mean, in total, they were both worse than Johnny and Richard. 530 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,000 They both overstepped the line when they weren't supposed to. 531 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,200 Cleverly, Katherine peeled the Chocolate Orange, 532 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,240 which is the quickest type of orange to peel, 533 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,800 but she failed with the banana and cheated at the very end by doing it after the whistle. 534 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,000 Yeah, what a shame. 535 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,400 Right, time for another break. 536 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,280 Don't think about the insane calorific value 537 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,680 of the biscuits you're about to bring in from the kitchen. 538 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:49,960 The rush they give you will override the long-term health implications. 539 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,160 See you in a bit. 540 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,160 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 541 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:03,080 Hello, and welcome back to Taskmaster with me, the Taskmaster. 542 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:07,080 And me, Alex, son of Sheila and Hugh. I like gentle films, 543 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,920 gentle music and to be held by big strong arms. Before the break, 544 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,560 we witnessed the contestants completing a series of tasks, 545 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,480 each unknown until a roller door revealed them. 546 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,720 Just one person left - it's Daisy May Cooper. 547 00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,400 Run DMC. 548 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:22,800 I'm going to start with 549 00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:26,160 door number five. 550 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,200 OK. 551 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:34,720 "Sit on the bucket and completely peel an orange and banana." 552 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,160 Now. 553 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,520 OK. Which door next? Four. 554 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,280 "Eat a whole banana." 555 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,520 APPLAUSE 556 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:08,640 Which door next? 557 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,880 Ooh! Are you gonna finish that? 558 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,800 Oh, no. Which door next, Daisy? 559 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:15,840 Three, please. 560 00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,280 Oh! 561 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:29,200 "Empty the bucket and put both your shoes in it." 562 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,080 You've just filled it up. Yeah. 563 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:39,600 Success. 564 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,200 Where would you like to go next? 565 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,440 Door number two. I see what you've done there. 566 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,240 How many orange things have you got in your bucket? Three. 567 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:52,680 Fuck! 568 00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,320 Yes! 569 00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,400 Which door next? Number one, please. 570 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,000 "Throw ten yellow things through this door." 571 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:13,040 One, two. 572 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,240 Stop, stop, stop. 573 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,240 You've got to do seven in the next ten seconds. 574 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,400 Three, four... 575 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,720 APPLAUSE 576 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,880 Yep, very good. 577 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,640 Some definite technique there. 578 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,680 Well, she was the only one who went down the doors in order, 579 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,360 so she had a shorter distance each time. She also had the bucket 580 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,960 with her at all times cos she thought, 581 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,360 presumably, it would be useful. 582 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:49,640 And nice to have it confirmed that she eats like a psychotic tiger. 583 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,560 THEY CHUCKLE 584 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,320 I honestly thought it was, like, a Scooby-Doo tribute. 585 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,000 You know when their food just disappears into their mouth? 586 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,040 Yeah, those big subs. 587 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:03,520 She did do quite well, didn't she? 588 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,400 She did the most in total. She got pretty much three out of five. 589 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,120 Lovely work. APPLAUSE 590 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,640 So, Daisy five points, 591 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:13,320 Richard four, Johnny three, Mawaan two and Katherine one point. 592 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,160 There it is. Well done, Daisy May Cooper. 593 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,720 Next, please. 594 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,720 Now, this one was the very first task 595 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:22,280 all of them attempted on their very first day. 596 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,400 And I thought to break the ice, it'd be very nice 597 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,520 to greet them with an air horn. 598 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,040 Hello? 599 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,960 HORN BLOWS SHE YELLS 600 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,240 HORN BLOWS Fucking hell. OK. 601 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:49,360 HORN BLOWS 602 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,400 Hello. Hi, Richard. 603 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,320 HORN BLOWS Sorry. 604 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:54,880 God Almighty. Sorry, Johnny. 605 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,520 Hello. How are you? Nervous, yeah. 606 00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,000 Are you? Yeah. 607 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,480 Oh, I love a wax seal. 608 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,240 Oh, my God. OK. 609 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,120 "Work out how many balls are in the basket." 610 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,200 "Every ball must be in the basket when you make your guess." 611 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,680 "Closest to the correct answer wins. You have four minutes." 612 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,000 "Your time starts now." 613 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,240 First ever task they all completed. 614 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:24,880 I wondered why they were so nervous at old Air Horn Andy over there. 615 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,720 Gave them a little scare, didn't you? Air Horn Andy? 616 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,520 Yeah, Air Horn Andy. Alex begins with an A anyway. 617 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,680 You could have called him Air Horn Alex. Yeah, you're right. 618 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,840 That's how little regard I have for him - 619 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:39,080 I haven't even registered his real name. 620 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,000 Little Air Horn Andy. 621 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:45,160 Shall we see Katherine, Daisy and Mawaan? 622 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,000 Yes. Here they are. 623 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:50,560 I tell you what - I'm gonna count the top layer, I think, 624 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,120 into some kind of thing... 625 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,520 Go for it. ..and then make a guess. 626 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,240 OK. So, I'm gonna... Yeah, we'll wait here. OK, yeah. 627 00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:58,640 Cos you've given me four minutes, 628 00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,320 I feel like I've got to do some kind of mathematical thing. 629 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,760 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 630 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,160 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 631 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,480 One, two, three, four, five... 632 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:12,960 Oh, I don't know. 633 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,880 OK, I'm gonna just count one row and then times it by something. 634 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,000 This is like the top level. 635 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,640 I think it's about 500. What do you think? 500 balls? 636 00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:23,240 And then we've got some, like, heapedness at the top, 637 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,440 so let's say that's... 638 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:26,800 HE SIGHS 639 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,760 I probably could've had time to count them. 640 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,080 You've still got 2 minutes and 40 seconds. OK, so... 641 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,480 Oh, I'm gonna have to put those back, innit? Yes. 642 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:36,720 Right, fit... 643 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,400 Oh, fucking hell! 644 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,240 What are you doing at the moment, Katherine? 645 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,880 I do think 500's a good guess. Are you thinking exactly 500? 646 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,920 No, I'll take a couple off. 647 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,760 I'm gonna say 121, 648 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:54,280 plus some, er, heapage contingency. 649 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,400 I could've taken them all out and counted them. 650 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,040 But now that it's one minute left... 651 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:05,200 All the balls have to be in the basket when you guess. Oh, shit! 652 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,960 Oh, there's all these little ones in here. 653 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,240 I see. It's a good job I've gone in there. 654 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,120 Yeah, definitely 142. 655 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,480 Oh, fuck. 656 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,440 No, it's a lot more than that. 657 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,680 OK, I'm gonna say 150. 658 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,640 What's your guess? 659 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,960 WHISTLE BLOWS Thank you, Daisy. 660 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,720 I'm gonna do 162. Thank you very much. 661 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,840 WHISTLE BLOWS Oh, no. No, no, no. 662 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,880 Well, if I get them all back in and give you my answer...? 663 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:40,720 This was a mistake. 664 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,720 Could you give me a hand with these? 665 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:45,520 So, this isn't part of the, er, time thing? 666 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,560 Are you sure? That's what it said. 667 00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:50,920 Right. 668 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:58,200 Thank you, Katherine. Thank you. Well done. Thanks. 669 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:03,560 HE GASPS 670 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,360 Oh, no. Who was that? 671 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,920 Uh-oh. Oi! 672 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:10,280 Such a specific number, after employing a system 673 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,080 that wasn't a system at all. 674 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,080 What I don't understand, watching it back, 675 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:17,040 is why I didn't guess a higher number than I did at the start. 676 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,400 I said 500 at the start... 677 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:21,040 And you discovered smaller balls. ..discovered the small balls 678 00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:23,880 and then took two off. Lowered your estimate. And you did have to make 679 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,360 your guess in the four minutes. You guessed ten minutes later 680 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:29,280 once we'd both put them back in. You still hadn't put them all back in. 681 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,400 And what Alex will have been doing throughout that whole thing 682 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,760 is thinking, "I've put little balls inside. 683 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,480 "They think all the balls are uniform 684 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,800 "because I've hidden the little ones." 685 00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,760 And, Daisy, why must you persist 686 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:48,560 in trying to transport things in baking trays? 687 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,080 THEY CHUCKLE 688 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:53,800 I think what happened was, I was given a tour of the house 689 00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,800 at the beginning and I was shown a cupboard 690 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,880 that had a lot of baking trays in. 691 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,960 Yeah, she did fall for our baking-tray-cupboard trick. 692 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,240 Yeah. 693 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:05,960 Er, Mawaan, first of all, 694 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,960 congratulations for inventing two new words. 695 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,680 Heapedness and, of course, 696 00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:14,400 the well-known phrase "heapage contingency". Yeah. 697 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,960 It's when you add a little bit to your calculations... 698 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,720 Yeah. ..for ball leeway. THEY CHUCKLE 699 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:25,440 My favourite moment was when you decided there were 142 balls 700 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,680 but then he realised. Must be more. He went, 701 00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:30,480 "No, wait a minute. There can't be 142..." 702 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,960 And to quote you, "There must be loads more." 703 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,480 Beat. 150. 704 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,280 No, but then I added the heapage contingency. 705 00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:44,360 Very good. We're at the three-quarter mark of the show. 706 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:48,440 One part left and then someone wins some bedding to incinerate. 707 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,400 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 708 00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,920 Hello! Welcome back. Where were we, Alex? 709 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,080 Well, they were trying to count balls in a basket, 710 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,520 but we'd hidden different-sized balls in the basket 711 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,000 under the other balls. We're so fiendish sometimes. 712 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,520 Finally, it's Johnny and it's Richard. 713 00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,080 350 plus... 714 00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,240 Oh, I've lost myself. 350, 60... 715 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,080 392. 716 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:19,720 And then those ones on top. 717 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:22,160 Right. 718 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:28,200 Oh, God! 719 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:32,200 I should've just taken them all out and put them back in again. 720 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:33,760 It's too late now. 721 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,320 40... 722 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:39,720 There's a giant one in the middle! 723 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,760 Oh, God. It's just turned into a cleaning job! 724 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,160 51... 725 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,680 Oh, get lost! 726 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,120 That's good. 727 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:05,440 Like everything in my life - too little, too late. 728 00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:09,240 WHISTLE BLOWS Thank you, Richard. Thank you. 729 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,840 WHISTLE BLOWS 730 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:16,080 How many balls do you think were in the basket? Er... 731 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:19,440 OK. 732 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,640 There was me thinking I was a problem solver. 733 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:25,000 APPLAUSE 734 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,200 The most animated Richard got was when he said, 735 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:32,520 "Oh, I should have taken them all out and counted them. 736 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:33,800 "Never mind." 737 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:38,440 By stark contrast, Johnny said, "Oh, God. 738 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:41,760 "Like everything in my life, too little, too late." 739 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:45,440 So, was he disqualified? Yeah, all the balls had to be in the basket. 740 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:49,080 I'm disqualified but I was the only one that found the ball bearings. 741 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,480 You found the ball bearings. You didn't even count them! 742 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,080 MAWAAN: Yeah, and ignored them. 743 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:57,480 He described all the balls on the floor as a map of his pathetic DNA. 744 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,160 Wow! 745 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,640 We've got Mawaan with 162. 746 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,280 Yeah. Richard, 395. 747 00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:04,760 Daisy, 555. 748 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:08,080 498 over here, and 1,100 from Johnny. 749 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,600 I've got a little video to show you the actual number. 750 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:11,920 Yes, please. Here it is. 751 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,200 1,192. 752 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,960 THEY EXCLAIM 753 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,160 I will not beg but, come on, 754 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:29,240 what's the chances of me getting that close? 755 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:30,480 Yeah, so close. 756 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:34,920 The scoring must be based on the brutal facts of what happened. 757 00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:38,240 Well, in that case, it's zero points to these two, Johnny and Katherine. 758 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:42,440 Mawaan gets three for his way-off 162. That's amazing. That's amazing. 759 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,280 Richard four for his 395. And Daisy, 760 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,320 even though she was only halfway there, 761 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:49,480 gets five points for her 555. Wow! 762 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,400 Let's have a quick look at the scores. 763 00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:54,200 OK, well, in terms of the series, it couldn't be closer at the top, 764 00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:55,960 cos two people have the same number. 765 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,800 Daisy and Richard are both on 140 points. 766 00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:00,880 GREG GASPS And this episode, Greg, 767 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,720 with 17 points, Daisy's in the lead. 768 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,320 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Wow. 769 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:06,920 All right, then, everyone. 770 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:09,960 Please make your way to the stage for the final task of the show. 771 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,480 Hello. Hi, Greg. 772 00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:17,040 Who is going to read the task for us? 773 00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:18,840 Johnny Vegas. Lovely. 774 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,760 Here we go. 775 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:25,040 "Draw this monster the Taskmaster is going to describe. 776 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,480 "Most accurate drawing wins. 777 00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:33,160 "You have two minutes from when the Taskmaster starts talking." 778 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,240 Yeah, so it's draw the monster that the Taskmaster's gonna describe. 779 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:39,640 He's only gonna say it once. I think that's very important 780 00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,960 that you all take that on board. Good luck. 781 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:54,800 The angry monster has three arms, 782 00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:58,320 two of which are lumpy. 783 00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,800 She has two eyes, 784 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,320 and two more eyes. 785 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,360 And one leg. 786 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,400 And two more eyes. 787 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:17,120 And a huge tusk that looks like a tree. 788 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:19,760 What's a tusk? 789 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,120 Fuck off, I'm not telling you. 790 00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:23,800 That is cold. 791 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,440 It's a competition. And I'm losing. 792 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:31,920 She is urinating and waving and holding a cake. 793 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:35,760 And holding a what, sorry? And she is stripey all over. 794 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,920 And is very, very cold. 795 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:39,960 And she has three more legs. 796 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,000 And she's doing a star jump. 797 00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:49,040 And she's got a pet dog who is small and furry and red and black 798 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,680 and has one leg missing. 799 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,400 Ten seconds left. 800 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:58,040 Very different tactics up here, Greg. Someone didn't rush into it. 801 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,520 Oh. That's because it's not a banana. 802 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:04,640 Three seconds. 803 00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,200 Put down your pens, please. 804 00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:10,800 Whose picture would you like to have a little look at, Greg? 805 00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,200 I'd like to see Daisy May Cooper's, please. 806 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:15,680 Daisy didn't draw anything until the last 30 seconds. 807 00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:18,600 She made a list of what you were saying. Whoa! 808 00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,320 Well, I thought about doing that. 809 00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:21,400 Let's have a look. 810 00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:25,480 Oh! The tusk does look like a tree. 811 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:28,080 Definitely urinating. Six eyes. 812 00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:31,400 RICHARD: Doesn't look very angry. Yeah, she is, cos she's doing this. 813 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,840 Very good. Next up? 814 00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:34,880 Johnny Vegas. I'm gonna go in order. 815 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,920 It's a good dog. Is she urinating, Johnny? 816 00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:41,280 You didn't give me yellow, and I don't think that was fair. 817 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,880 Katherine. 818 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:44,880 So, six eyes. 819 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,160 Yep. 820 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:47,680 Plus an extra one. 821 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:49,440 A tusk that looks like a tree. 822 00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:52,120 The dog isn't red and black but it is red. 823 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,280 That's the jet of "ur-een". 824 00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:57,080 Purple urine, yeah? I mean, to be fair, it is a monster. 825 00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,040 It may well have purple "ur-een". 826 00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:00,360 Mawaan? 827 00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:03,520 Ooh! Oh! Wow! 828 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:06,800 I'll be honest - she looks a bit more Canadian than I wanted her to. 829 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,800 She is one maple lady. 830 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:11,200 Oui. Where's the tusk? The tusk is here. 831 00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:13,400 It's a tusk. Does it look like a tree? 832 00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:14,600 Er, I will... 833 00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:15,880 Oh, look - lumpy arms. 834 00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,520 Lumpy arms. I did lumpy arms. 835 00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:19,640 I can't find them. Katherine did lumpy arms. 836 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:23,200 She can't find them now. No, lumpy eyes, wasn't it? No, lumpy arms. 837 00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:26,200 And I didn't ask for lumpy eyes - we'll have to take those off. 838 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:27,840 Richard Herring? 839 00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:29,280 I was writing down as well. 840 00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:30,800 That's the tusk. 841 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,120 Six eyes, birthday cake. 842 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,640 That's a vagina and that's wee coming out of it. Oh! 843 00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:37,560 That's one, two, three, four legs, 844 00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:40,280 and that's a star-jump motion. Oh, and you've signed it. 845 00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:41,640 Signed Richard. 846 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,200 There's Richard's with a free vagina for you, Greg. Thank you. 847 00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:46,840 I'll come and check off my list of criteria. 848 00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:49,520 We'll add those to the final scores. Come and join me down here. 849 00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:52,360 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 850 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,400 Welcome back. 851 00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,520 All right, buttercup? 852 00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,400 What did that do? 853 00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:59,960 I saw five great monsters. 854 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,240 Yeah, they were sweet, sweet monsters. 855 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:03,560 They were urinating. 856 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:07,920 So, there were 19 categories that they had to fulfil. Yes. 857 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:12,000 Katherine and Daisy both got ten of those categories. 858 00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:15,360 Lovely. Is that it ?! Disappointed? I'm surprised. Yours wasn't angry. 859 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,360 It didn't have three arms, arms weren't lumpy, 860 00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,320 didn't have six eyes, didn't have... It was angry, cos it was red. 861 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,120 It was red cos it was red. 862 00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:25,120 Mawaan and Johnny both got 11 of the categories. 863 00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:28,280 Wow! Oh! So, they're either first or second. 864 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,840 Did Richard get more than 11 or less than 10? 865 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:33,360 I think he got more than 11. 866 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:36,560 He did get more - he got 14 of the 19 and wins five points. Oh! 867 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:37,880 APPLAUSE 868 00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,880 How many points do you want to give Mawaan and Johnny in second place? 869 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:42,240 Four. OK. 870 00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:43,520 And then Katherine and Daisy? 871 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:45,280 Three. Tick, tick. And that means 872 00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:48,200 he's not only the series leader by two points from Daisy - 873 00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:51,160 he's won this episode. Richard Herring. Oh, what? 874 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,560 Richard wins. 875 00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,760 Please go and burn your bedding. 876 00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:00,720 So, what have we learned today? 877 00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:05,080 We've learned that to every person, home has a different meaning. 878 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:07,200 To a lighthouse keeper and Mawaan, 879 00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:09,760 home is a tall, cylindrical building 880 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:13,400 that warns ships at sea of imminent danger during a storm. 881 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,080 To Daisy May Cooper, it's any old pile of rubbish 882 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:18,440 with a hole in the middle, where she lives. 883 00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:21,280 Time to get ready for the grand final but now, 884 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,920 let's allow tonight's winner their moment once more. 885 00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:26,720 It's Richard Herring! 886 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:51,120 Subtitles by Red Bee Media