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This programme contains strong
language and adult humour.
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Tickets, please.
TRAIN HORN BLARES
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Tickets, please.
TRAIN HORN BLARES
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Oh!
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Yeah.
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This isn't my fault.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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Argh!
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PHONE RINGS
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Bloody hell!
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Mum? Ah!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Welcome! Welcome to Taskmaster.
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Welcome! Welcome to Taskmaster.
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Comedians facing mounting pressure
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Comedians facing mounting pressure
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to prove that they are
in some way capable.
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to prove that they are
in some way capable.
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Fear not. All five are committed
to stick it out
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Fear not. All five are committed
to stick it out
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because of their zeal,
their tenacity, and, crucially,
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because of their zeal,
their tenacity, and, crucially,
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the legally binding contract
that they signed.
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the legally binding contract
that they signed.
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We own their asses.
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We own their asses.
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Not sure where that came from.
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Please welcome
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Chloe Petts,
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Chloe Petts,
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Isy Suttie,
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Isy Suttie,
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Matt Lucas,
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Nina Conti,
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Nina Conti,
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and Richard Ayoade.
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and Richard Ayoade.
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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And beside me, a man
who I have worked closely with
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And beside me, a man
who I have worked closely with
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for over a decade,
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and I'm proud now to call
my furry pet.
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and I'm proud now to call
my furry pet.
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Run for the stick, good boy!
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Catch Daddy's stick!
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It's little Alex Horne!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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OK. Thank you. Nice to be here.
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OK. Thank you. Nice to be here.
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OK. Thank you. Nice to be here.
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Hello, Greg. Hello, good boy.Hello.
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Hello, Greg. Hello, good boy.Hello.
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Would you like to see
some special photos?
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Would you like to see
some special photos?
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Oh, here we go. Yeah.
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They're faux-toes.
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They're special faux-toes.
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They're special faux-toes.
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Fake toes, yeah.
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Fake toes, yeah.
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There's more.
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You're a funny little lad. OK.
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You're a funny little lad. OK.
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All right, then. Prize task.
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What have I got to judge this time?
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This time, they've each
brought in the thing
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that makes them feel safest.
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AUDIENCE: Oooh!
Yes, I know, it's nice to feel safe.
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AUDIENCE: Oooh!
Yes, I know, it's nice to feel safe.
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I always feel safest
when I shut my eyes.
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I always feel safest
when I shut my eyes.
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Although I always feel very
vulnerable when I shut my eyes.
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Although I always feel very
vulnerable when I shut my eyes.
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And that's why
I always wink at policemen.
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And that's why
I always wink at policemen.
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Meanwhile, this episode's winner
will go home with five things
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Meanwhile, this episode's winner
will go home with five things
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that should make them feel safer
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than a safe inside
a branch of Safeway.
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than a safe inside
a branch of Safeway.
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Matt Lucas, what makes you feel
safe?
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Matt Lucas, what makes you feel
safe?
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Well, I thought my mum. Aaw.
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Well, I thought my mum. Aaw.
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So, I brought my mum in.
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Diana's here?Yes, she's here.
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Diana's here?Yes, she's here.
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So, the winner wins
some time with Diana?
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So, the winner wins
some time with Diana?
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No, they just win my mum.
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No, they just win my mum.
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They can just keep her?Yeah.
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They can just keep her?Yeah.
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I mean we've, you know,
we've had a good run together.
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I mean we've, you know,
we've had a good run together.
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OK. Well, here is Matt's mum
that someone's going to win.
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OK. Well, here is Matt's mum
that someone's going to win.
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There you go. Aaw!
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There you go. Aaw!
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And she's in the audience.
She's in the audience.
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She's sitting just over there.
Hello, Mum. Hello, Diana.
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She's sitting just over there.
Hello, Mum. Hello, Diana.
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DIANA:Hello.
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APPLAUSE
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APPLAUSE
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Chloe, what makes you feel safe?
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Chloe, what makes you feel safe?
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As quite a fairly tall person,
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I never get the opportunity
to be little spoon.
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I never get the opportunity
to be little spoon.
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I never get the opportunity
to be little spoon.
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So, I have made a
life-size model of you
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So, I have made a
life-size model of you
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So, I have made a
life-size model of you
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to spoon me at night.
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Behold, Greg.
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It's like you're in my dressing
room.
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Well, you were in my dressing room
five minutes ago.
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Well, you were in my dressing room
five minutes ago.
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Next photo, please. Here we go.
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Next photo, please. Here we go.
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Yeah!
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And every time I came out of
the bathroom
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I forgot you were there.
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And I was like, "Jesus Christ!"
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Listen, it's incredible.
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Listen, it's incredible.
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Now, Isy, what have you brought
in that makes you feel safe?
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Now, Isy, what have you brought
in that makes you feel safe?
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So, I'm not the world's
most natural driver.
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So, I'm not the world's
most natural driver.
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So, I've chosen a seat belt.
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So, I've chosen a seat belt.
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Oh.Here is Isy's seat belt
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that the winners can
strap themselves in with.
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that the winners can
strap themselves in with.
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It's a standard seat belt. OK.
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It's a standard seat belt. OK.
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When I get into sticky situations,
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I like to use my initiative
to try and solve them,
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I like to use my initiative
to try and solve them,
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and it's sometimes damages the car.
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and it's sometimes damages the car.
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I bought some paint that,
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I bought some paint that,
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I put it on the passenger seat,
and I was driving along,
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I put it on the passenger seat,
and I was driving along,
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and it set off the
passenger seat belt alarm
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and it set off the
passenger seat belt alarm
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because the weight of it made
the car think
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there was someone
sitting in the seat
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without their seat belt on.
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So, when it got to a red light,
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So, when it got to a red light,
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I just knocked the tin
onto the floor.
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I just knocked the tin
onto the floor.
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But the lid immediately came open
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But the lid immediately came open
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and within about three seconds
the footwell was full of blue paint.
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and within about three seconds
the footwell was full of blue paint.
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AUDIENCE GASP
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AUDIENCE GASP
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HE WHISPERS INAUDIBLY
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No, I don't think it's
"typical woman."
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No, I don't think it's
"typical woman."
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So sorry!
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So sorry!
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Nina.Hello!
What makes you feel safe?
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I have, it's nontransferable
safeness, this.
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I have, it's nontransferable
safeness, this.
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I have, it's nontransferable
safeness, this.
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It wouldn't make
anyone else feel safe.
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It wouldn't make
anyone else feel safe.
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But if you're a ventriloquist,
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people like to see you drink
and talk at the same time.
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people like to see you drink
and talk at the same time.
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people like to see you drink
and talk at the same time.
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That's a normal cup.
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That's a normal cup.
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And then I put water in it.
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WHISPERING:I'm scared!
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Then I can drink this water
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Then I can drink this water
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and I can keep talking all the time
whilst also drinking
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and I can keep talking all the time
whilst also drinking
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without dying.
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And that makes me feel...very safe.
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And that makes me feel...very safe.
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Incredible.
I've seen your act many times
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Incredible.
I've seen your act many times
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and you're an absolutely brilliant,
talented ventriloquist.
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and you're an absolutely brilliant,
talented ventriloquist.
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But that was rubbish.
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What have you brought in, Nina?
Slush powder.
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What have you brought in, Nina?
Slush powder.
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It's just very
specialist information.
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And what does the slush powder do?
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It solidifies the water in the cup
that you saw me pour in.
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It solidifies the water in the cup
that you saw me pour in.
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Oh, I see!Then I can drink,
but without drinking.
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Oh, I see!Then I can drink,
but without drinking.
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Thank you. Hello, Richard.
I have a personal Portaloo.
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Thank you. Hello, Richard.
I have a personal Portaloo.
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Thank you. Hello, Richard.
I have a personal Portaloo.
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LAUGHTER
Thank you.
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LAUGHTER
Thank you.
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Here is Richard's Portaloo.
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That comes with me.
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Are you fine if I tell Greg
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that you probably wee more
than any contestant we've ever had?
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that you probably wee more
than any contestant we've ever had?
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I'm almost a public urinal sat nav.
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I'm almost a public urinal sat nav.
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I don't care where you are
in London.
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I'm going to be able to tell you the
nearest place to go to the toilet.
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I'm going to be able to tell you the
nearest place to go to the toilet.
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Trafalgar Square.
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Just straight in the fountain.
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Should I give the points?
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Yeah. What makes you feel least safe
out of those things?
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Yeah. What makes you feel least safe
out of those things?
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Well, I think I'm probably
being a bit mean to Isy.
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Well, I think I'm probably
being a bit mean to Isy.
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The seat belt makes her feel safe.
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Well, wouldn't you like to go in
a car... With you? Yeah! No!
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Well, wouldn't you like to go in
a car... With you? Yeah! No!
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Well, wouldn't you like to go in
a car... With you? Yeah! No!
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Isy, one point. OK.
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Nina gets two.
Richard, three seems fair.
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Nina gets two.
Richard, three seems fair.
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Four points to big Greg spoon,
because there's a human being here,
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Four points to big Greg spoon,
because there's a human being here,
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Four points to big Greg spoon,
because there's a human being here,
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and obviously I'm going
to give Diana five points.
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and obviously I'm going
to give Diana five points.
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Simple as that. There. It's over.
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Five points to Matt's mum!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Very good.
May we see a task now, please?
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Very good.
May we see a task now, please?
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Yes. It's time to learn a new word.
Here we go.
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Yes. It's time to learn a new word.
Here we go.
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Hello.
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Hi. Hello, Matt.
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Hello, Alex. Chloe.
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Here she is. Here she is.
She is here.
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Here she is. Here she is.
She is here.
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Does that say, "Gleek", Alex?
253
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"Gleek."
254
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"Gleek." "Gleek."
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Fastest wins.
256
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I know that's a word in Shakespeare
257
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because I played Bottom
in Midsummer Night's Dream once.
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because I played Bottom
in Midsummer Night's Dream once.
259
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And there was a thing
about gleeking on occasion,
260
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And there was a thing
about gleeking on occasion,
261
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but I can't remember what it means.
262
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"You may not use the internet,
263
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"but you may make two phone calls
as long as you only yell..."
264
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"but you may make two phone calls
as long as you only yell..."
265
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"..and the phone calls last
no more than 30 seconds each."
266
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"..and the phone calls last
no more than 30 seconds each."
267
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What the hell?!
268
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"Your time starts now and stops
when you say that you have gleeked."
269
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"Your time starts now and stops
when you say that you have gleeked."
270
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"Your time starts now and stops
when you say that you have gleeked."
271
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Do you know what a gleek is? No.
272
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As in, like, someone who
likes the TV show Glee?
273
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As in, like, someone who
likes the TV show Glee?
274
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As in, like, someone who
likes the TV show Glee?
275
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G-leak.
276
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That's Greg going to the toilet.
277
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That's Greg going to the toilet.
278
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You can use that one.
Well, I'm writing it down.
279
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You can use that one.
Well, I'm writing it down.
280
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What's your number?
281
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APPLAUSE
282
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Oh, very interesting.
283
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Gleeking.
284
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Gleeking.
285
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Gleeking.
I like the definitions of gleek.
286
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Gleeking.
I like the definitions of gleek.
287
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Is it someone who likes Glee a lot?
Lovely.
288
00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:33,680
Is it someone who likes Glee a lot?
Lovely.
289
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It's a Gleek, yeah,
that is common parlance
290
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It's a Gleek, yeah,
that is common parlance
291
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for someone who likes Glee.
292
00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,200
Richard suggested it's
a phrase for me going to the toilet.
293
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Richard suggested it's
a phrase for me going to the toilet.
294
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A G-leak.Thank you.
295
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Four times a night. I'm puffed up
like a crab down there.
296
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Four times a night. I'm puffed up
like a crab down there.
297
00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:45,520
Yeah.
298
00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:47,560
I would say, though,
that Matt was right
299
00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:48,320
I would say, though,
that Matt was right
300
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that one definition of gleek
301
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is from Shakespeare
in A Midsummer Night's Dream.
302
00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:52,320
is from Shakespeare
in A Midsummer Night's Dream.
303
00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:54,360
"I shall gleek upon occasion,"
I think he said.
304
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"I shall gleek upon occasion,"
I think he said.
305
00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:56,720
Yeah. And that meant
to scoff or mock.
306
00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:57,040
Yeah. And that meant
to scoff or mock.
307
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But none of you did that.
There are other meanings of gleek
308
00:08:59,120 --> 00:08:59,400
But none of you did that.
There are other meanings of gleek
309
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which they were to find out
with their phone calls.
310
00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:01,720
which they were to find out
with their phone calls.
311
00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,760
I'm ready to gleek, I think.
312
00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:04,080
I'm ready to gleek, I think.
313
00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:06,120
We're going to start the
gleek streak with Isy and Matty.
314
00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:07,680
We're going to start the
gleek streak with Isy and Matty.
315
00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,720
Is it like a cool thing,
like a young person's thing?
316
00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,240
Is it like a cool thing,
like a young person's thing?
317
00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:14,680
I think young people can do it.
318
00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:18,640
I'll call my husband.
319
00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:19,920
OK. He's younger than me. Yeah.
320
00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,200
Flip, I've got to call someone.
321
00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:23,480
Flip, I've got to call someone.
322
00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,880
OK.
323
00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:26,440
PHONE RINGS DOWN LINE
324
00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,480
Hello?
YELLING:Elis, it's me!
325
00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:29,800
Hello?
YELLING:Elis, it's me!
326
00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:31,840
Can you tell me what gleeking is?
327
00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:32,720
Can you tell me what gleeking is?
328
00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:34,760
Spelled G-L-E-E-K.
329
00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:35,000
Spelled G-L-E-E-K.
330
00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,840
Hello?
YELLING:I need your help.
331
00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,880
I'm doing a task for Taskmaster,
332
00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:40,360
I'm doing a task for Taskmaster,
333
00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,400
when I have to yell,
and call someone,
334
00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:43,320
when I have to yell,
and call someone,
335
00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,360
and ask them what
the word "gleek" means.
336
00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,360
and ask them what
the word "gleek" means.
337
00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,400
You are on speakerphone.
This is my friend Nathan.
338
00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:50,880
You are on speakerphone.
This is my friend Nathan.
339
00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,800
I don't know if you can
help me, Nathan, or not,
340
00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,280
but I'm against the clock.
341
00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,800
Yes, but we've only got
about 20 seconds! 15. 15!
342
00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,200
Yes, but we've only got
about 20 seconds! 15. 15!
343
00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,240
Hello, Elis. Alex says hello!
344
00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:02,120
Hello, Elis. Alex says hello!
345
00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,560
Hello, Alex.
346
00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,600
I've got five seconds left.
347
00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:05,840
I've got five seconds left.
348
00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:07,880
The time is running out. Oh, shit.
349
00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:08,360
The time is running out. Oh, shit.
350
00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:12,520
Ah, that didn't work very well.
Can I call him back?
351
00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:13,040
Ah, that didn't work very well.
Can I call him back?
352
00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,080
Well, you've got two phone calls.
Oh, right, OK.
353
00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:15,320
Well, you've got two phone calls.
Oh, right, OK.
354
00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,040
I've got 30 seconds left.
355
00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:19,680
Involuntary...
AUDIO DIPS
356
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,280
Involuntary what?
357
00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,320
It is involuntary
accidental projection
358
00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,240
It is involuntary
accidental projection
359
00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:27,280
of a saliva stream from
the submandibular glands
360
00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:27,920
of a saliva stream from
the submandibular glands
361
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,200
under the tongue.
WHISTLE PEEPS
362
00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,560
Please hang up.
363
00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,600
SHE SPITS
AUDIENCE GROANS
364
00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:33,360
SHE SPITS
AUDIENCE GROANS
365
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,400
Involuntarily shooting
a stream of saliva.
366
00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:36,240
Involuntarily shooting
a stream of saliva.
367
00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:38,280
OK. Thank you very much.
368
00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:38,520
OK. Thank you very much.
369
00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,000
Um... He sounds nice.
370
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,640
HE SPITS
371
00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,680
Well, he is.
That was involuntary. I gleeked.
372
00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:44,560
Well, he is.
That was involuntary. I gleeked.
373
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,920
Do you think you've gleeked?
374
00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,000
Gleek-proof.
AUDIENCE GROANS
375
00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,400
Yeah, I was hoping you were
going to wipe it off.
376
00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:51,480
Oh, right, yeah.
377
00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:55,200
Goodbye. See you later.
378
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,680
Yeah...
HE SPITS
379
00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:58,240
..there was some gleeking going on.
380
00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:00,280
OK, well, I think I would
encourage you to leave now.
381
00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:00,560
OK, well, I think I would
encourage you to leave now.
382
00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:01,560
I'm going to leave.
383
00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:05,320
Well, well, well. Gleeking.
APPLAUSE
384
00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:05,560
Well, well, well. Gleeking.
APPLAUSE
385
00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:12,360
It's funny that you
ran out of time, Matt,
386
00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,360
because it's not like
you gave too much detail.
387
00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,000
Well, no, but...
You were one step away from going,
388
00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,040
"I'm wearing a blue jumper,
and a hat!"
389
00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:18,880
"I'm wearing a blue jumper,
and a hat!"
390
00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:20,400
I spoke to my friend afterwards,
391
00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,440
and he still told me
that at the end of that first call,
392
00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:23,760
and he still told me
that at the end of that first call,
393
00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,800
he believed I was in the street
and I'd been attacked.
394
00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:26,360
he believed I was in the street
and I'd been attacked.
395
00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:29,360
What, and this was code?Yeah!
396
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,360
I think the big question, for me,
is,
397
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,400
did either of these two people
gleek?
398
00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:33,680
did either of these two people
gleek?
399
00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,520
Mm. It's meant to be involuntary.
400
00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:37,520
Well, Matt attempted
to disguise the fact
401
00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,560
that there was saliva
coming from his mouth.
402
00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:40,160
that there was saliva
coming from his mouth.
403
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,200
So, I think there was
an attempt at creating a gleek.
404
00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:43,080
So, I think there was
an attempt at creating a gleek.
405
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,800
Mm-hm. Isy?
406
00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,840
It was involuntary.
407
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:47,120
It was involuntary.
408
00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:49,160
I put it to you,
you simply flobbed at Alex.
409
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:49,400
I put it to you,
you simply flobbed at Alex.
410
00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,640
If it's spraying from
under the tongue,
411
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,680
from the salivary glands,
that's gleeking.
412
00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:55,960
from the salivary glands,
that's gleeking.
413
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,600
All right. Neither of them gleeked.
414
00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:59,640
But I would say Matt's attempt
to disguise his spitting at you
415
00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:00,320
But I would say Matt's attempt
to disguise his spitting at you
416
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,360
was slightly more valid than Isy's.
417
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:02,920
was slightly more valid than Isy's.
418
00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,080
That's all I would say.
419
00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:06,120
Well, we've had Isy 'Spluttie',
and Matt 'Mucus',
420
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:06,640
Well, we've had Isy 'Spluttie',
and Matt 'Mucus',
421
00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:08,360
now it's time for Chloe 'Spitts'.
422
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,400
I'm going to call Ed Gamble.
It's his birthday.
423
00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:10,680
I'm going to call Ed Gamble.
It's his birthday.
424
00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,520
Oh. He should be in a good mood.
425
00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,560
PHONE RINGS DOWN LINE
426
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:14,920
PHONE RINGS DOWN LINE
427
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,960
Hello?
YELLING:Hello, Ed, it's me, Chloe!
428
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:17,560
Hello?
YELLING:Hello, Ed, it's me, Chloe!
429
00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,040
Happy birthday.
430
00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,080
Thanks! You're welcome!
431
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,200
Thanks! You're welcome!
432
00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,240
We only have 20 seconds.
433
00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:24,480
We only have 20 seconds.
434
00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:27,400
Do you know what a "gleek" is?
435
00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,440
No. Look it up really quickly
and then text me.
436
00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:29,960
No. Look it up really quickly
and then text me.
437
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000
Gleek. G-L-E-E-K.
438
00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:32,440
Gleek. G-L-E-E-K.
439
00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:33,840
OK.
440
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,680
He's put, "Squirting spit out
from under your tongue."
441
00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,720
He's put, "Squirting spit out
from under your tongue."
442
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:40,040
He's put, "Squirting spit out
from under your tongue."
443
00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:42,080
Is he taking the piss out of me?
I don't know.
444
00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:42,440
Is he taking the piss out of me?
I don't know.
445
00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:46,680
Right.
446
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:48,960
OK.
447
00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:54,840
Oh, fuck!
448
00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,120
It's...
SHE LAUGHS
449
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:00,400
It's...
SHE LAUGHS
450
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,440
It worked out there, I swear!
451
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:02,640
It worked out there, I swear!
452
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,600
Oh!
453
00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:09,640
Oh, please get out!
454
00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:10,880
Did I gleek?
455
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,520
Well, it's up to you,
if you're saying you've gleeked.
456
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,800
I've given you
multiple gleeks there.
457
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,400
Stop the clock.
Well, thank you so much.
458
00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,280
Happy birthday, Ed.
Sorry about that.
459
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,040
Sorry.
460
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,560
Wow.
461
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,600
APPLAUSE
462
00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:25,800
APPLAUSE
463
00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,760
Why did you know
to just immediately leave the lab?
464
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:31,080
Why did you know
to just immediately leave the lab?
465
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,000
Had you seen
that big syringe somewhere?
466
00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,040
I just sort of knew if I shouted,
"I need a big syringe" into the air
467
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:35,680
I just sort of knew if I shouted,
"I need a big syringe" into the air
468
00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,720
it would appear to me
in the Taskmaster house.
469
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:38,040
it would appear to me
in the Taskmaster house.
470
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,080
It's just that kind of magic
that the Taskmaster house has.
471
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:40,360
It's just that kind of magic
that the Taskmaster house has.
472
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,200
Yeah, we do have stuff. Yes?
473
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,240
I don't want to gleek
on your parade...
474
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:44,960
I don't want to gleek
on your parade...
475
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,000
..but that wasn't saliva
that came out.
476
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,040
..but that wasn't saliva
that came out.
477
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,880
You're being a little bitch
right now, man. Yeah.
478
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,080
OK, I think we're going
to go for a break, but first...
479
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,680
HE GLEEKS
480
00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,720
ALL: Eurgh!
481
00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:58,040
ALL: Eurgh!
482
00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,320
That is one of the most
distressing things I've ever seen.
483
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,280
That is one of the most
distressing things I've ever seen.
484
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,320
What an awful time to go to a break.
485
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:05,560
What an awful time to go to a break.
486
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,600
Oh, my God, I hate you!
487
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,120
Oh, my God, I hate you!
488
00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,160
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
489
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:11,520
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
490
00:14:13,830 --> 00:14:14,160
Delivery is no joke.
491
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,680
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
492
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:17,960
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
493
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,000
Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster.
494
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,600
Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster.
495
00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,640
This series has a Greek theme,
496
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:24,280
This series has a Greek theme,
497
00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,320
and right now there's a bleak scene
498
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,360
involving a gleek sheen
in a previously chic, clean lab.
499
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,160
involving a gleek sheen
in a previously chic, clean lab.
500
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,200
Alex.Great phrasing, Greg.
Yes, it's a simple task.
501
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:33,040
Alex.Great phrasing, Greg.
Yes, it's a simple task.
502
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,880
Fastest to gleek wins.
503
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,920
And now for the final two attempts,
it's Nina Margherita Conti,
504
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,760
And now for the final two attempts,
it's Nina Margherita Conti,
505
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,720
which is her genuine middle name,
506
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,760
and Richard 'Long Island Iced Tea'
Ayoade.
507
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:43,360
and Richard 'Long Island Iced Tea'
Ayoade.
508
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,160
Gosh, I don't have
Richard Osman's number.
509
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:49,640
He's the only person
510
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,120
who would probably
know this off-head.
511
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,160
I've got his number.
Could I have it?
512
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:53,640
I've got his number.
Could I have it?
513
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:54,840
OK.
514
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,880
"Your time starts now
and stops when you have gleeked."
515
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,320
"Your time starts now
and stops when you have gleeked."
516
00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,360
Is that when you...saliva comes out?
517
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,600
Is that when you...saliva comes out?
518
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,240
How did you know that?
519
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:04,720
I've heard that word.
520
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,760
Can you gleek?
No, I'm not a lizard.
521
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:07,000
Can you gleek?
No, I'm not a lizard.
522
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,800
What do you do?
523
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,360
PHONE RINGS DOWN LINE
524
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,400
Come on, Osman! Bloody Osman!
525
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,440
Come on, Osman! Bloody Osman!
526
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,480
LINE BEEPS
Bloody hell! What is that?
527
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:19,640
LINE BEEPS
Bloody hell! What is that?
528
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,680
I've never heard... You normally
go through to an answerphone.
529
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,720
I've never heard... You normally
go through to an answerphone.
530
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:23,960
I've never heard... You normally
go through to an answerphone.
531
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,400
Oh, my God.
532
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,200
Oh, I might be gleeking, you know.
533
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:33,760
Oh, I might be gleeking, you know.
534
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:34,800
But you want it to spurt?
535
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,120
It's got to spurt.
536
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,600
Gleek!
537
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:40,040
Gleek!
538
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,080
I'm full of saliva.
539
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:42,320
I'm full of saliva.
540
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,040
Tim Key. OK.
541
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,800
PHONE RINGS DOWN LINE
542
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,240
He's probably not up yet, is he?
543
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,480
Hello?
YELLING:Key, you bastard!
544
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:51,240
Hello?
YELLING:Key, you bastard!
545
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,280
Can you look up the word "gleek"?
G-L-E-E-K.
546
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,320
Can you look up the word "gleek"?
G-L-E-E-K.
547
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,920
Can you look up the word "gleek"?
G-L-E-E-K.
548
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,960
Then call me back ASAP,
telling me what it means?
549
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,080
Then call me back ASAP,
telling me what it means?
550
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,760
OK. Yep.
551
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:04,040
OK. Yep.
552
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,080
What did he say?
I don't know. He sounded pissed.
553
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,440
What did he say?
I don't know. He sounded pissed.
554
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,480
I'll just text, "Any progress?"
Yeah.
555
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:09,880
I'll just text, "Any progress?"
Yeah.
556
00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:11,600
Any progress?
557
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,680
It's a card game.
It's a card game. Right.
558
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:15,400
It's a card game.
It's a card game. Right.
559
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,280
Could you get some cards
for me, please, Alex?
560
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:18,400
Sure.
What are you going to do with them?
561
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:19,440
I'm going to gleek.
562
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,480
Come on, gleek, bitch!
563
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:24,720
Come on, gleek, bitch!
564
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,760
It takes me one second.
565
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:27,120
It takes me one second.
566
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,640
TEXT ALERT CHIMES
567
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,120
Oh, I see.
568
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,560
Your cards.
Apparently, that's what it is.
569
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,040
Spitting while yawning.
570
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,080
From under the tongue, like a cat.
571
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:35,480
From under the tongue, like a cat.
572
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,520
I think we're in...are we
in a fetish scenario for you?
573
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,560
I think we're in...are we
in a fetish scenario for you?
574
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:39,840
I think we're in...are we
in a fetish scenario for you?
575
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,880
Are we in one of your fetishes?
576
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:42,480
Are we in one of your fetishes?
577
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:56,960
Ah!
578
00:16:58,360 --> 00:16:59,800
Oh.
579
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,840
Oh.
580
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:02,080
Oh.
581
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,080
I think I gleeked, you know. Yeah?
582
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,760
I think I've gleeked a lot.
583
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,360
All right, thank you for having me.
584
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,120
No, thank you. I'm terribly sorry.
585
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,240
OK. Three cards of the same rank.
586
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:13,360
OK. Three cards of the same rank.
587
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,400
One, two... I've gleeked.
588
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:15,800
One, two... I've gleeked.
589
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,280
OK. Tim Key, again, he says,
590
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,160
"You want to be shooting spit
from under your tongue."
591
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,200
I just feel this is
just for him now.
592
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:21,520
I just feel this is
just for him now.
593
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:22,960
Well, it was nice
to watch you gleek.
594
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,520
Thank you.
595
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,480
All right.
596
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,520
APPLAUSE
597
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,200
APPLAUSE
598
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,640
Why did you know what to gleek
means?
599
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,240
Why did you know what to gleek
means?
600
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,280
I don't know. I can't tell you where
I learned all the words I know.
601
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,960
I don't know. I can't tell you where
I learned all the words I know.
602
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,280
Did Richard gleek?
603
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,320
Well, so, Tim Key told you about
the popular English card game
604
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,360
Well, so, Tim Key told you about
the popular English card game
605
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:46,680
Well, so, Tim Key told you about
the popular English card game
606
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,720
from the 16th and 17th centuries,
which is Gleeking, yeah.
607
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:49,520
from the 16th and 17th centuries,
which is Gleeking, yeah.
608
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,000
Thank you. It was a
slightly more dignified gleek
609
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,520
than others, but, yeah.
610
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,560
Well, I suspected at first
you were making up the card game
611
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,080
Well, I suspected at first
you were making up the card game
612
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:57,120
just to get out of doing something
vaguely humiliating,
613
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:57,680
just to get out of doing something
vaguely humiliating,
614
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,720
as I increasingly think is your MO
in life.
615
00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:01,760
as I increasingly think is your MO
in life.
616
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:02,080
as I increasingly think is your MO
in life.
617
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,120
There's a real nasty hostility
creeping out.
618
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:04,640
There's a real nasty hostility
creeping out.
619
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,840
This is the way
I'm going to score it.
620
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,880
One point to Isy Suttie because
it wasn't a real gleek.
621
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:12,280
One point to Isy Suttie because
it wasn't a real gleek.
622
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,320
Two points to Matt because it was
a fairly badly-acted attempt
623
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,360
Two points to Matt because it was
a fairly badly-acted attempt
624
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:16,760
Two points to Matt because it was
a fairly badly-acted attempt
625
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,800
at an involuntary...How dare you?!
626
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,840
I speak as I find!
627
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:21,120
I speak as I find!
628
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,160
Chloe's gleek was a fake gleek,
629
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,320
Chloe's gleek was a fake gleek,
630
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,360
but there was a lot of preparation
and a lot of attempts
631
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:26,640
but there was a lot of preparation
and a lot of attempts
632
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:27,640
to make it look like a gleek.
633
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,120
It did take
twelve-and-a-half minutes.
634
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,160
I can't believe he gets away
with that, Gleek being a card game,
635
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,200
I can't believe he gets away
with that, Gleek being a card game,
636
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:33,480
I can't believe he gets away
with that, Gleek being a card game,
637
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:34,480
but he does.
638
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,160
It is another form of gleeking.
639
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,200
The only proper involuntary gleek
I saw was Nina Conti.
640
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:38,480
The only proper involuntary gleek
I saw was Nina Conti.
641
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:39,600
She takes five points.
642
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,240
She was the fastest.
Richard was second fastest.
643
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,440
Nina gets five points.
644
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,480
APPLAUSE
645
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:45,120
APPLAUSE
646
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,440
Just to clarify, Nina took 7:25,
Richard, 9:27, Chloe, 12:25.
647
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,480
Just to clarify, Nina took 7:25,
Richard, 9:27, Chloe, 12:25.
648
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:52,840
Just to clarify, Nina took 7:25,
Richard, 9:27, Chloe, 12:25.
649
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,880
So, it would be five, four, three,
if we're just counting these,
650
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:55,720
So, it would be five, four, three,
if we're just counting these,
651
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,600
but you are giving two points to...
I am giving them points.
652
00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,640
It was an attempt at a gleek...ish.
653
00:18:59,680 --> 00:18:59,920
It was an attempt at a gleek...ish.
654
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,960
Can we see the scoreboard,
please?Of course.
655
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:02,280
Can we see the scoreboard,
please?Of course.
656
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,320
Uh... Whoa!
It's my sort of scoreboard.
657
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:04,840
Uh... Whoa!
It's my sort of scoreboard.
658
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,760
We've got Isy
in last place with two,
659
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,800
but all the others
have got seven points.
660
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:09,360
but all the others
have got seven points.
661
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,880
APPLAUSE
662
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,320
Oh, I like that.
663
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,600
Look at that.
664
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,240
Ooh.
665
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:18,920
Let's fire up another.
666
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,960
All right, then. Say, "Cheese!"
667
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:21,360
All right, then. Say, "Cheese!"
668
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,680
Cheese!
669
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,200
How are you? I'm good, thank you.
670
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:37,400
How are you? I'm good, thank you.
671
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,320
Yeah.
You're not going to ask me how I am?
672
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:40,680
Yeah.
You're not going to ask me how I am?
673
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,520
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, how are you?
674
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:43,560
Yeah, fine.
675
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
Shall I read this task? Yeah.
676
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:48,360
Shall I read this task? Yeah.
677
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,880
SHE CLEARS THROAT
678
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:52,120
SHE CLEARS THROAT
679
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,840
"Take a pair of photos."
680
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,880
"One before and one after
something happening."
681
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:56,680
"One before and one after
something happening."
682
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,720
"The before and after photos
that most make the Taskmaster
683
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,760
"The before and after photos
that most make the Taskmaster
684
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,280
"The before and after photos
that most make the Taskmaster
685
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,320
"want to see what happened
in-between wins."
686
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,360
"want to see what happened
in-between wins."
687
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,400
"Win," actually, it should be,
because photos' plural.
688
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:07,480
"Win," actually, it should be,
because photos' plural.
689
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,920
"Two bonus points
for the most unexpected thing
690
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,240
"Two bonus points
for the most unexpected thing
691
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,160
"that happened in-between
the photos."
692
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,200
"You have 15 minutes.
Your time starts now."
693
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:18,480
"You have 15 minutes.
Your time starts now."
694
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,200
Um...
695
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,240
Gosh. Um...
696
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,400
Gosh. Um...
697
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,440
Yeah, I'm wondering if it's
going to be something like,
698
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,680
Yeah, I'm wondering if it's
going to be something like,
699
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,320
I'm like, dry in one
and then I'm like wet
700
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,160
in a very unexpected way.
701
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,280
And is it really 15 minutes? Yes.
702
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,560
And is it really 15 minutes? Yes.
703
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,880
Does Greg like more cerebral stuff
or does he like clumsy,
704
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,920
Does Greg like more cerebral stuff
or does he like clumsy,
705
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:41,200
Does Greg like more cerebral stuff
or does he like clumsy,
706
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,240
like, panto shit?
707
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:43,720
like, panto shit?
708
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,760
It's the clumsy panto shit
that he likes.
709
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:46,080
It's the clumsy panto shit
that he likes.
710
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,680
He likes that stuff?
I would have thought so.
711
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,360
You think?
I don't know him very well.
712
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,680
APPLAUSE
713
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,920
APPLAUSE
714
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:01,840
Greg genuinely hasn't
seen these pictures.
715
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,600
Greg doesn't know
what's happened in-between.
716
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:04,920
We're going to start with Chloe.
717
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,960
So, this is the before photo
that Chloe took.
718
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:07,520
So, this is the before photo
that Chloe took.
719
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,520
And this is the after.
720
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,440
AUDIENCE: Aaw!
721
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,240
How intrigued are you
about what happened
722
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:23,680
How intrigued are you
about what happened
723
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,040
between these two pictures?
724
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,960
Yeah, I'm pretty intrigued.
725
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,280
OK.
726
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,920
Let's see if this satisfies
your curiosity.
727
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,960
If you just look in here and give me
a big smile because you're so happy.
728
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000
If you just look in here and give me
a big smile because you're so happy.
729
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:35,280
If you just look in here and give me
a big smile because you're so happy.
730
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,320
Oh, lovely.
731
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,120
Oh, lovely.
732
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,160
Oh, OK. Now...
733
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,640
Oh, OK. Now...
734
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
..I just made you this.
735
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:47,240
..I just made you this.
736
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,480
There you go.
737
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:50,600
Is that nice?
738
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,160
Can I breathe in?
739
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,760
Nice and deep.
740
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,960
OK, now I'm going
to read you some facts.
741
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000
OK, now I'm going
to read you some facts.
742
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,040
One day, you won't know
who wins the Premier League.
743
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,720
One day, you won't know
who wins the Premier League.
744
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,760
Your dog doesn't understand
why you left this morning.
745
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:06,880
Your dog doesn't understand
why you left this morning.
746
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,920
One day will be the last time
you pick up your child.
747
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,520
One day will be the last time
you pick up your child.
748
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,040
It may have already happened.
749
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,080
Time is constantly passing,
meaning you have less life to live
750
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:14,920
Time is constantly passing,
meaning you have less life to live
751
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,560
every passing second.
752
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,600
Over the last three decades,
753
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:18,880
Over the last three decades,
754
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,920
the world has lost
half of its coral reefs.
755
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:21,240
the world has lost
half of its coral reefs.
756
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,160
If a sheep is not sheared,
757
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,200
the weight of its wool will cause
the sheep to fall over.
758
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,120
the weight of its wool will cause
the sheep to fall over.
759
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,160
One day, someone will speak
your name for the last time.
760
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,200
One day, someone will speak
your name for the last time.
761
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:30,440
One day, someone will speak
your name for the last time.
762
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,840
Wow!
763
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,640
Yes.
764
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,200
Good.
765
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,240
APPLAUSE
766
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,000
APPLAUSE
767
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,800
It's happening a little bit now,
honestly.
768
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:47,400
It's happening a little bit now,
honestly.
769
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,440
It's strong,
because I thought it was just,
770
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:50,560
It's strong,
because I thought it was just,
771
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,920
you know, seeing you in tears,
772
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,640
I thought it was just going
to be a novelty way
773
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,200
of making you in tears.
774
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,240
And that was confirmed
when the onion mask came out.
775
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,080
And that was confirmed
when the onion mask came out.
776
00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,120
But the addition
of the genuine emotion...
777
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:00,400
But the addition
of the genuine emotion...
778
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,280
Yeah. Lovely work.
779
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,080
It can never just be an onion beard.
780
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,560
No, you're right. How can it be?
781
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,600
I knew you wouldn't
accept just onion beard.
782
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:09,920
I knew you wouldn't
accept just onion beard.
783
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,840
I would have been disappointed
by onion beard.
784
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,880
But when you start telling me
that if you don't shear a sheep,
785
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,200
But when you start telling me
that if you don't shear a sheep,
786
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,240
the weight of its wool
will make it fall over...
787
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:17,840
the weight of its wool
will make it fall over...
788
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,720
I was fine with the sheep,
but it was the dog
789
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,440
not understanding
why I left this morning,
790
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,480
and picking up my picking up
my children for the last time.
791
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:23,920
and picking up my picking up
my children for the last time.
792
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,960
Who are, they're both...
Well, there are three actually now.
793
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,480
Who are, they're both...
Well, there are three actually now.
794
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,520
But...
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
795
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:30,880
But...
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
796
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:34,920
It doesn't matter.
How old is the youngest child?
797
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:35,280
It doesn't matter.
How old is the youngest child?
798
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,800
13-and-a-half. Oh, OK.
799
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,560
Just the 13 years
to get that one lodged in your head.
800
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:41,280
Just the 13 years
to get that one lodged in your head.
801
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,320
Yeah, three, yeah.
Wow. It's a strong start.
802
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:44,800
Yeah, three, yeah.
Wow. It's a strong start.
803
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,520
Can it be beaten? Let's see.
804
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,560
OK, well, let's see Isy's
before photo.
805
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:48,840
OK, well, let's see Isy's
before photo.
806
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,280
Have a look at this, Greg. Yeah.
807
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:51,760
Ooh.
808
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,800
And then the after photo is this.
809
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:54,800
And then the after photo is this.
810
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,440
How on earth did all those animals
and those barrels get in the bath?
811
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,480
How on earth did all those animals
and those barrels get in the bath?
812
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,080
How on earth did all those animals
and those barrels get in the bath?
813
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:05,120
Wow. I hope
that the video is not just
814
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,960
Wow. I hope
that the video is not just
815
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000
Isy putting those things on top
of...
816
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:09,280
Isy putting those things on top
of...
817
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,320
LAUGHTER
818
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:11,560
LAUGHTER
819
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,600
That's all I had.
820
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:13,840
That's all I had.
821
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,520
So, how did that get to that?
822
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,920
Let's have a look, shall we?
Let's have a look.
823
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,400
Are you having a nice bath, Alex?
Yes, thank you.
824
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,200
Are you having a nice bath, Alex?
Yes, thank you.
825
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,240
Yeah. Good. I like a public bath.
826
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:25,720
Yeah. Good. I like a public bath.
827
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,440
Nothing could go wrong.
828
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,920
SHEEP BLEATS
CAT SCREECHES
829
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,960
ANIMAL CACOPHONY
830
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:36,520
ANIMAL CACOPHONY
831
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,160
Right.
832
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,200
APPLAUSE
833
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,600
APPLAUSE
834
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,200
She animated the animal attack
and gave them emotions.
835
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,080
She animated the animal attack
and gave them emotions.
836
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,120
There were heavy eyebrows there.
Really angry animals.
837
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,120
There were heavy eyebrows there.
Really angry animals.
838
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,160
Real nice.So, um, do I win?
839
00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,040
Real nice.So, um, do I win?
840
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:03,120
You don't win, no,
but I do think you're going to do
841
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:03,640
You don't win, no,
but I do think you're going to do
842
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,480
a lot better than you have
so far today.
843
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,080
Unless...Well, let's see Nina's.
..Nina's is better!
844
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:11,080
Unless...Well, let's see Nina's.
..Nina's is better!
845
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:13,120
Let's have a look
at Nina's before photo.
846
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:13,920
Let's have a look
at Nina's before photo.
847
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,960
Oh. Just a cup of tea
and a sandwich.
848
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:16,240
Oh. Just a cup of tea
and a sandwich.
849
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,520
And then this happened.
850
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,960
Oh, I'm quite intrigued.
851
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:21,840
Oh, I'm quite intrigued.
852
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,880
She's just been in the
car with Isy Suttie.
853
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:24,160
She's just been in the
car with Isy Suttie.
854
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,200
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
855
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:27,560
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
856
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,600
Yeah, that's good, that's good.
That is good.
857
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:30,120
Yeah, that's good, that's good.
That is good.
858
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,760
Intrigued by how that happened?
859
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,800
I really am genuinely intrigued
by how that happened.
860
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:35,440
I really am genuinely intrigued
by how that happened.
861
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,640
Well, it wasn't easy,
but this is how this happened.
862
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:39,160
Well, it wasn't easy,
but this is how this happened.
863
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,440
You look normal.
864
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,160
SHE SQUEALS
865
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,240
It's good...
866
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,880
Argh!
867
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,920
Oh, my God.
868
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,840
Thank you
for wearing the flippers too.
869
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:22,280
Thank you
for wearing the flippers too.
870
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,920
It's unexpected.
871
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,760
APPLAUSE
872
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:36,360
Did you expect that?
I didn't expect any of that.
873
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:36,720
Did you expect that?
I didn't expect any of that.
874
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,760
I didn't expect the butterfly
centurion with the flipper feet.
875
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,160
I didn't expect the butterfly
centurion with the flipper feet.
876
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,200
Nor did I. You enjoyed
the whole thing, I think.
877
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:42,920
Nor did I. You enjoyed
the whole thing, I think.
878
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,560
I felt really sad.
879
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,520
Sad,
smiling like nothing had happened.
880
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,360
Sad,
smiling like nothing had happened.
881
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,200
With blue in your mouth. With blue.
882
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,520
And I hate to tell you this.
883
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,160
You know, if they don't shear sheep,
884
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,200
they can fall over from the
weight of their wool.
885
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,280
they can fall over from the
weight of their wool.
886
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,320
We'll see you after the break.
887
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:03,600
We'll see you after the break.
888
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,640
APPLAUSE
889
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:06,240
APPLAUSE
890
00:27:09,030 --> 00:27:09,160
{\an8}Delivery is no joke.
891
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,720
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
892
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:12,880
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
893
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,920
Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster.
894
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:15,560
Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster.
895
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,600
It's the start of part three,
896
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:17,960
It's the start of part three,
897
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
and it's over to Alex
to bring us up to speed.
898
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:20,320
and it's over to Alex
to bring us up to speed.
899
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:22,360
The competitors have taken
a photo before and after something.
900
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,280
The competitors have taken
a photo before and after something.
901
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,320
The photos that most make Greg
902
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:26,600
The photos that most make Greg
903
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,280
want to see
what happened in-between wins.
904
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,320
There are also two bonus points
for the most unexpected thing
905
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:31,040
There are also two bonus points
for the most unexpected thing
906
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,280
that happened in-between.
907
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,320
Unheard of generosity
from the Taskmaster.
908
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:35,120
Unheard of generosity
from the Taskmaster.
909
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,160
And now here is
Richard's before photo.
910
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,480
And now here is
Richard's before photo.
911
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,400
Ready for after? Yes.Click.
912
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
So, how did the left-hand picture
go to the right-hand picture?
913
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,840
So, how did the left-hand picture
go to the right-hand picture?
914
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,880
OK, let's just have a look.OK.
915
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:50,160
OK, let's just have a look.OK.
916
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,080
Well, this is what happened
from one to go to the other.
917
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,480
A curse on this house.
918
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,440
He put a curse on a house.
919
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,480
APPLAUSE
920
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,040
APPLAUSE
921
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,080
Very clever.Thank you.
922
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:11,160
Very clever.Thank you.
923
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,200
Well, you're the creator. Do you
want to talk me through the process?
924
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:13,640
Well, you're the creator. Do you
want to talk me through the process?
925
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,680
The idea is that I've come
from a long tradition of curses.
926
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,720
The idea is that I've come
from a long tradition of curses.
927
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,760
I've cursed the house...
Yeah...and upon that curse,
928
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,680
I've cursed the house...
Yeah...and upon that curse,
929
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,720
the gargoyle has turned back into
the beast that he used to be.
930
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,000
the gargoyle has turned back into
the beast that he used to be.
931
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,040
I see.
And why are you wearing Spanx?
932
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:27,360
I see.
And why are you wearing Spanx?
933
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,240
Why are you wearing Spanx?
934
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,760
I'm completely naked
in the picture on the right.
935
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,440
Oh, yeah.
936
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,280
One more before and after to see.
You want to see them?
937
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:39,320
Yeah.OK. This is Matt Lucas.
938
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,520
Yeah.OK. This is Matt Lucas.
939
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,560
Um, I have to say that
because you might not recognise him.
940
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:43,040
Um, I have to say that
because you might not recognise him.
941
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,760
This is Matt Lucas before. Yeah.
942
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,920
And this is Matt Lucas after.
943
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,240
So, Greg? Yeah.
944
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,280
So, next to each other,
they look like that. Yeah.
945
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:55,600
So, next to each other,
they look like that. Yeah.
946
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,640
How much do you want to see
what happened in-between.
947
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:57,920
How much do you want to see
what happened in-between.
948
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,960
At this stage? Not at all.Right.
949
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,120
At this stage? Not at all.Right.
950
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,720
Let's have a look.
951
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,280
I'm going to try
the world's first-ever flight.
952
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,320
I'm going to try
the world's first-ever flight.
953
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,080
I'm going to try
the world's first-ever flight.
954
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,120
So, the before photo will be me
on the first step of the ladder.
955
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,160
So, the before photo will be me
on the first step of the ladder.
956
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:19,600
So, the before photo will be me
on the first step of the ladder.
957
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,760
Now, I have very, very bad vertigo,
958
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,280
Now, I have very, very bad vertigo,
959
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,320
so, I think I'm just
going to actually get off.
960
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:27,320
so, I think I'm just
going to actually get off.
961
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:28,600
I don't think I'm going to do it.
962
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,240
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
963
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:35,640
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
964
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,120
Am I in trouble?
I mean, you're not in trouble.
965
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:44,720
Am I in trouble?
I mean, you're not in trouble.
966
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,760
It depends how important points
are to you, I suppose.
967
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:47,640
It depends how important points
are to you, I suppose.
968
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,680
And being humiliated
in front of your own mother.
969
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:50,920
And being humiliated
in front of your own mother.
970
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,840
The process was interesting.
Yeah, no.
971
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,880
So, I thought I would fly,
but I do have vertigo,
972
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:55,760
So, I thought I would fly,
but I do have vertigo,
973
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,840
and so, I didn't fly.
974
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,880
It's just disappointing,
as I was imagining.
975
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:00,200
It's just disappointing,
as I was imagining.
976
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,240
Right, right, OK. Yeah.
Well, then that's good!
977
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,120
Right, right, OK. Yeah.
Well, then that's good!
978
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,080
No, no.
979
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,120
So, Greg, you're going to see
all ten photos up on the screen.
980
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,000
So, Greg, you're going to see
all ten photos up on the screen.
981
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,040
Yeah, let's go.It's the pair
that make you most want to see
982
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:10,320
Yeah, let's go.It's the pair
that make you most want to see
983
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:11,400
what happened in-between that wins,
984
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,400
but there's also
a bonus pair of points
985
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,280
for the most unexpected thing
that did happen.
986
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,320
Matt Lucas for one.Yeah, I've
got that. I've already done that.
987
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:17,680
Matt Lucas for one.Yeah, I've
got that. I've already done that.
988
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,600
Richard, yeah,
I was pretty intrigued.
989
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,040
Three points.
990
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,080
OK. Isy, I was...fairly intrigued.
Three points.
991
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,520
OK. Isy, I was...fairly intrigued.
Three points.
992
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:25,880
OK. Chloe, four.
993
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,560
Yes, Nina, five points.
994
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:28,920
There we go.
Five points to Nina Conti.
995
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,960
Now the pain.
APPLAUSE
996
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,040
Now the pain.
APPLAUSE
997
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,720
The most unexpected, for me,
998
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,200
I think it's probably Chloe,
999
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,240
because there was a lot
of emotional content,
1000
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:37,560
because there was a lot
of emotional content,
1001
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,600
and thrown in on top,
I wasn't expecting an onion beard.
1002
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:40,960
and thrown in on top,
I wasn't expecting an onion beard.
1003
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000
I wasn't expecting information
about sheep.
1004
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:43,640
I wasn't expecting information
about sheep.
1005
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,240
I'm going to give them
the two points.
1006
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,200
It's for Chloe.
Two bonus points for Chloe.
1007
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,240
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1008
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:49,480
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1009
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:51,120
There we go.
1010
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,480
Let's have another,
can we, Alex, please?
1011
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:55,760
Let's have another,
can we, Alex, please?
1012
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,600
Yes, but first, some admin,
1013
00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,640
in the shape
of a standard BOSNAC form.
1014
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:00,680
in the shape
of a standard BOSNAC form.
1015
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,440
Ah, Chloe Petts. This is suspicious.
1016
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:16,280
Ah, Chloe Petts. This is suspicious.
1017
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:17,720
Hmm.
1018
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:20,560
Oh.
1019
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,240
Hmm. Oh.
1020
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,280
Do you want to take a seat?
Uh...yes.
1021
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,680
Do you want to take a seat?
Uh...yes.
1022
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,680
Yes, I'll take a seat.
1023
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,720
I presume it's this one.
1024
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:30,960
I presume it's this one.
1025
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,520
Happy with that?
1026
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,560
It's nice.
1027
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:42,800
It's nice.
1028
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,840
Ready to play? Ready to play.
1029
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:45,080
Ready to play? Ready to play.
1030
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,280
Thank you.
1031
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,440
"Win a game of noughts
and crosses against your old self."
1032
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,480
"Win a game of noughts
and crosses against your old self."
1033
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:53,760
"Win a game of noughts
and crosses against your old self."
1034
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,800
"Your old self will choose squares
1035
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,400
"Your old self will choose squares
1036
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,440
"according to the form
they filled in earlier."
1037
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,480
"according to the form
they filled in earlier."
1038
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:01,800
"according to the form
they filled in earlier."
1039
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,840
"..according to the form
they filled in earlier."
1040
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:04,200
"..according to the form
they filled in earlier."
1041
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:11,560
"Fill out this form."
1042
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,080
"You have one minute."
1043
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,120
Your time starts...
1044
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:15,400
Your time starts...
1045
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:16,760
MATT COUGHS
..now. OK.
1046
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,560
BOSNAC form.
1047
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,600
"Write all the numbers from
one to nine in any order.
1048
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:22,280
"Write all the numbers from
one to nine in any order.
1049
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:23,720
"One in each box." OK.
1050
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,000
Really not a lot of time.
1051
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,000
Two...
1052
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:31,960
Done.
1053
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
WHISTLE PEEPS
Did you choose big or small? Big.
1054
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:34,440
WHISTLE PEEPS
Did you choose big or small? Big.
1055
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,480
Big? Yeah. Interesting.
1056
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:37,000
Big? Yeah. Interesting.
1057
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,040
Very interesting. Right...
Why is it interesting?
1058
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:39,600
Very interesting. Right...
Why is it interesting?
1059
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:40,800
..I'll take the form.
1060
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,520
Have you checked your answers?
1061
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,560
I wouldn't like to.
WHISTLE PEEPS
1062
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:44,840
I wouldn't like to.
WHISTLE PEEPS
1063
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,880
So, early on, you filled out a grid
1064
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:47,520
So, early on, you filled out a grid
1065
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,560
with what order you wanted
to put down your crosses.
1066
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:49,960
with what order you wanted
to put down your crosses.
1067
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,680
Did I?
1068
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,400
I'll put your cross down
where your old self put number one.
1069
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:55,960
I'll put your cross down
where your old self put number one.
1070
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,880
OK. Then you have a go.
1071
00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,840
And if number two is
where you've gone,
1072
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,280
he'll move on to number three,
your old self.
1073
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:04,960
I don't understand very well.
1074
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,040
"If you fail to land a nought
in an empty square, you miss a go."
1075
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,080
"If you fail to land a nought
in an empty square, you miss a go."
1076
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:11,360
"If you fail to land a nought
in an empty square, you miss a go."
1077
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,400
You're chucking them from up there.
1078
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:13,640
You're chucking them from up there.
1079
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,080
I wondered why I was up here.
1080
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,120
Well, you picked big
on your size selection.
1081
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,160
Well, you picked big
on your size selection.
1082
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,240
Yes, I did.
1083
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,280
Well, I was thinking of
something else, Alex.
1084
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:21,680
Well, I was thinking of
something else, Alex.
1085
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,160
So, earlier on, you filled out
1086
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,200
your Big Or Small
Noughts And Crosses form.
1087
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:25,480
your Big Or Small
Noughts And Crosses form.
1088
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,040
You chose small. Yes, yes.
1089
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,200
That's why you've got
the small chair.
1090
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,040
Ah!
1091
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,960
Ah!
1092
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,640
I'm glad I chose big,
1093
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,680
cos I'd feel absolutely dreadful
if I was down there.
1094
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,320
cos I'd feel absolutely dreadful
if I was down there.
1095
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,400
You're going to be sat on that.
1096
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:41,960
By that, I mean your
wrist will be like that,
1097
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,160
and you're dropping circles.
1098
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,200
"If you win, you must give the
same answer as your old self,
1099
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,360
"If you win, you must give the
same answer as your old self,
1100
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,040
"and then your task is over."
1101
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,400
What does that mean?
1102
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,240
I'll ask you one of the questions
that you filled in earlier,
1103
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,040
and you've got to try to remember
what you put.
1104
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,080
"If you give a different answer,
you must start again.
1105
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,120
"If you give a different answer,
you must start again.
1106
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:57,400
"If you give a different answer,
you must start again.
1107
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:58,440
"Fastest winner wins."
1108
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,120
"Your time starts on the whistle."
1109
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,160
I'm going to take a seat.
Best of luck.
1110
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:02,480
I'm going to take a seat.
Best of luck.
1111
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:03,760
Yeah. Go on.
1112
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,480
WHISTLE PEEPS
1113
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:08,720
Hmm. A lot going on.
1114
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,760
APPLAUSE
1115
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:10,960
APPLAUSE
1116
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,320
Chloe, why would you feel dreadful
if you weren't up high?
1117
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:17,080
Chloe, why would you feel dreadful
if you weren't up high?
1118
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,120
My assumption was
that if I'd chosen small,
1119
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:19,760
My assumption was
that if I'd chosen small,
1120
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,480
then I would have been sat
in the same chair as Alex,
1121
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,400
and I thought that would have
been absolutely pathetic.
1122
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:24,840
I agree.
1123
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,880
You must maintain power over him
at all times.
1124
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:28,320
You must maintain power over him
at all times.
1125
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,840
Right... OK.
1126
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,080
Let's go.OK. Well, it is Nina,
Chloe and Matt
1127
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,640
Let's go.OK. Well, it is Nina,
Chloe and Matt
1128
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,680
who sometimes doesn't
understand very well.
1129
00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:37,240
who sometimes doesn't
understand very well.
1130
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:38,840
Do you remember where you put them?
1131
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,520
Yeah, I remember
where I put the numbers.
1132
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,560
OK. Good. OK. So, your old self...
1133
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:43,880
OK. Good. OK. So, your old self...
1134
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,480
..went there.
1135
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:49,920
Your old self went there.
1136
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:54,480
I'm going there.
1137
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,360
Or there.
1138
00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,600
Do you want me to
straighten that up for you?
1139
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:00,840
I'd love it.
1140
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,600
Hey!
1141
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:17,760
{\an8}One, two, three.
1142
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,280
{\an8}That's three in a row. Yeah.
1143
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:20,520
Please tell me a food.
1144
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,840
No. Oh, my God!
1145
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,960
What did I write down
on the BOSNAC form?
1146
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,480
Soup.
1147
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:35,800
Stop the clock.
1148
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,080
Wow.
That was pretty fast, wasn't it?
1149
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:39,520
Wow.
That was pretty fast, wasn't it?
1150
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:40,720
It felt fast.
1151
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,760
Food? Food.
1152
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:43,520
Food? Food.
1153
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,440
Salt? Bananas.
1154
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,360
Oh, my life is bad!
1155
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,520
All I can think is hot dog.
Are you saying hot dog?
1156
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:52,800
All I can think is hot dog.
Are you saying hot dog?
1157
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,640
Yeah. Carrot.
1158
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,680
We play again. All right.
1159
00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:57,320
We play again. All right.
1160
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:03,680
That's where I was going to go.
1161
00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,360
Yeah. I have to go to six.
1162
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:09,760
{\an8}Yes! Get in.
1163
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,160
Oh, one, two, three.
You've won again. Thank you.
1164
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:13,480
Oh, one, two, three.
You've won again. Thank you.
1165
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,520
So, the task is over
if you get this question correct.
1166
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:15,800
So, the task is over
if you get this question correct.
1167
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,360
Please name an adjective.
1168
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,040
Woozy.
1169
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,120
Please tell me a sound.
1170
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:23,320
Please tell me a sound.
1171
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,600
I can't remember what I put.
1172
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:39,080
A bark? No, a sneeze.
Off we go again.
1173
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:39,360
A bark? No, a sneeze.
Off we go again.
1174
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,040
Oh, I hate this life!
1175
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,480
Number six, you went over here.
1176
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,040
{\an8}One, two, three. Yep, you've won.
1177
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,720
{\an8}Now you just have to tell me...
1178
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:53,440
..a bird.
1179
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,480
Finch. Correct! Wahey!
1180
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:56,880
Finch. Correct! Wahey!
1181
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:58,920
You're very good at this.
I was passable.
1182
00:36:58,960 --> 00:36:59,640
You're very good at this.
I was passable.
1183
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:02,880
Pretty good.
1184
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,920
APPLAUSE
1185
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:05,120
APPLAUSE
1186
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000
So, what I would say, Nina, is you
must be thrilled with that textbook.
1187
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,040
So, what I would say, Nina, is you
must be thrilled with that textbook.
1188
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:12,840
So, what I would say, Nina, is you
must be thrilled with that textbook.
1189
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:14,880
You won, you said, "soup," you left.
1190
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,320
You won, you said, "soup," you left.
1191
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,360
It was mainly a test of memory
and throwing crosses accurately.
1192
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:19,960
It was mainly a test of memory
and throwing crosses accurately.
1193
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000
Chloe was the cleverest
because your numbers were
1194
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:22,520
Chloe was the cleverest
because your numbers were
1195
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,240
one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight, nine.
1196
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:25,880
You thought this was going
to be relevant later on.
1197
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,200
The rest put their answers
pretty randomly.
1198
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:29,240
However, Nina
was far quicker than you, Chloe.
1199
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:30,000
However, Nina
was far quicker than you, Chloe.
1200
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,040
What surprised me was that
we'd filled in the BOSNAC form
1201
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,960
What surprised me was that
we'd filled in the BOSNAC form
1202
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
a mere two hours before that task.
1203
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,040
It wasn't that Matt forgot
what was on the BOSNAC form,
1204
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:38,560
It wasn't that Matt forgot
what was on the BOSNAC form,
1205
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:40,120
he forgot that he filled it in.
1206
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,760
Yeah.
1207
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,800
It was fairly terrifying.
I don't know where I am now.
1208
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:44,200
It was fairly terrifying.
I don't know where I am now.
1209
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,360
Do you need your mum?Yeah.
1210
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:48,640
If only she was here.
1211
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,320
Right.
It's time for a quick ad break.
1212
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:55,600
Right.
It's time for a quick ad break.
1213
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,440
And then just one part left to go.
1214
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,480
Matt's mum is standing by
to make the winner feel safe.
1215
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:00,720
Matt's mum is standing by
to make the winner feel safe.
1216
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,760
And Richard's Portaloo's there
in case they need to have a plop.
1217
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,320
And Richard's Portaloo's there
in case they need to have a plop.
1218
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:05,760
See you soon.
1219
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,800
APPLAUSE
1220
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:08,000
APPLAUSE
1221
00:38:08,830 --> 00:38:09,160
Delivery is no joke.
1222
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,640
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1223
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:13,400
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1224
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,440
Hello, welcome back to the
final part of the show,
1225
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,120
Hello, welcome back to the
final part of the show,
1226
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,160
where our cast are participating
in a game of noughts and crosses.
1227
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:20,040
where our cast are participating
in a game of noughts and crosses.
1228
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,080
Yes, as we always say, Greg,
"Save the budget,
1229
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:22,920
Yes, as we always say, Greg,
"Save the budget,
1230
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,640
"have a nice holiday."
1231
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,680
Finally, then, let's test the
memories of Richard and Isy,
1232
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:28,520
Finally, then, let's test the
memories of Richard and Isy,
1233
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,560
two great comedians who were
in two great sitcoms
1234
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:31,120
two great comedians who were
in two great sitcoms
1235
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,160
just a couple of decades ago.
1236
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:33,360
just a couple of decades ago.
1237
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,840
You're going first, your old self,
and you went there.
1238
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:38,720
You're going first, your old self,
and you went there.
1239
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,760
Some part of my wrist
has got to touch the chair.
1240
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:41,040
Some part of my wrist
has got to touch the chair.
1241
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:42,240
Yeah.
1242
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,160
That's just on there. Yeah.
1243
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,200
Your old self went here.
1244
00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:47,760
Your old self went here.
1245
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,400
{\an8}What... Are you still sitting?
1246
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:52,640
{\an8}Yeah, I think so.
1247
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,400
{\an8}Are you? Yes.
1248
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:55,400
{\an8}OK.
1249
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,240
{\an8}No, that's missed.
1250
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,800
{\an8}You miss a go.
1251
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,840
{\an8}Your old self,
luckily for you, went there.
1252
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:04,160
{\an8}Your old self,
luckily for you, went there.
1253
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,200
{\an8}My old self has done me
a good turn there. Mm-hm.
1254
00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:06,960
{\an8}My old self has done me
a good turn there. Mm-hm.
1255
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,800
OK.
Luckily, it's going to go there.
1256
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,760
So, that's the end of game one. OK.
1257
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,800
Your old self actually
then went there. Yeah.
1258
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:15,480
Your old self actually
then went there. Yeah.
1259
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,480
Oh, that's, no, that's missed.
1260
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:19,880
Oh, that's, no, that's missed.
1261
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,400
Really? We all saw that.
1262
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:22,680
When you say missed...
1263
00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:24,680
Do you want to play it again? Yes.
1264
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,160
You pushed it.
1265
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:34,280
What are you talking about?
1266
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:35,560
I've won.
1267
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,400
{\an8}I also went there as number seven.
1268
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:38,640
{\an8}Got a chance here, Isy.
1269
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,000
Yeah. Come on.
1270
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,560
Please give me a time.
1271
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,760
1923.
1272
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,800
That's incorrect.
We have to play again.
1273
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:50,080
That's incorrect.
We have to play again.
1274
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,120
It was a time, though, wasn't it?
1275
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:53,040
It was a time, though, wasn't it?
1276
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,480
Wasn't that time.
1277
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,520
It was A time,
you asked me for A time.
1278
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:56,800
It was A time,
you asked me for A time.
1279
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:57,960
This is gaslighting.
1280
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,920
"If you give a different answer,
you must start again."
1281
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,880
Oh!
1282
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,040
OK. You won the game.
1283
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,080
Now you have to answer
the same question the same way.
1284
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:09,880
Now you have to answer
the same question the same way.
1285
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,520
Please say a number.
1286
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,160
Nine.
1287
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,200
Correct. Impressive. Thank you.
1288
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:17,800
Correct. Impressive. Thank you.
1289
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,120
There.
1290
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,760
I'm going to ask you for a food.
1291
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,800
If I say pass, you've got
to ask me another question.
1292
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:26,600
If I say pass, you've got
to ask me another question.
1293
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:28,640
That is not true. Pass.
1294
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:28,920
That is not true. Pass.
1295
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,960
This is not like Mastermind.
Have you seen Mastermind?
1296
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:31,320
This is not like Mastermind.
Have you seen Mastermind?
1297
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,360
No, what's Mastermind?
OK, it really works.
1298
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:33,680
No, what's Mastermind?
OK, it really works.
1299
00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:35,440
If you pass,
you go to the next question.
1300
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:36,480
Hmm.
1301
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,840
Oh, congratulations.
Three in a row. Yeah.
1302
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:43,120
Oh, congratulations.
Three in a row. Yeah.
1303
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:44,920
I'm going to ask for a place.
1304
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:48,800
Place? Mm-hm.
1305
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,000
Pass.
1306
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,280
Three, yeah, well done. Thank you.
1307
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,440
Please could you tell me a bird?
1308
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:09,640
Please could you tell me a bird?
1309
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:15,800
Crane.
1310
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,840
Congratulations.
You've won noughts and crosses.
1311
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:18,080
Congratulations.
You've won noughts and crosses.
1312
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,800
Would you have got the colour?
1313
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:22,000
Would you have got the colour?
1314
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,560
Did I say red? You said vermilion.
That's a shame.
1315
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:27,440
Did I say red? You said vermilion.
That's a shame.
1316
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,600
APPLAUSE
1317
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,640
APPLAUSE
1318
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:34,840
APPLAUSE
1319
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,360
Isy was pretty quick, I think.
1320
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:38,600
Isy was pretty quick, I think.
1321
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:39,840
Yes, she was. Yes.
1322
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,880
I'd like to raise something though.
Please.
1323
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:42,200
I'd like to raise something though.
Please.
1324
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,920
So, the same thing happened to me
and Richard,
1325
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,960
it went sort of to the edge,
and I accepted your authority.
1326
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000
it went sort of to the edge,
and I accepted your authority.
1327
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:48,800
it went sort of to the edge,
and I accepted your authority.
1328
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,840
Yeah. Whereas Richard
challenged your authority,
1329
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:51,360
Yeah. Whereas Richard
challenged your authority,
1330
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,120
and you kind of like, let him off.
1331
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,160
You are aware Richard was very slow
and you were very fast.
1332
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:56,280
You are aware Richard was very slow
and you were very fast.
1333
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,320
I'm not really pleased
that Richard had a go. OK.
1334
00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:59,920
I'm not really pleased
that Richard had a go. OK.
1335
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,800
But, I mean, I think you're right
to point it out.
1336
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:04,160
But, I mean, I think you're right
to point it out.
1337
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,200
And it's no more complicated
than old-fashioned misogyny.
1338
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:07,720
And it's no more complicated
than old-fashioned misogyny.
1339
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,160
Richard.I knew Alex was an ally.
Yes!
1340
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,880
Richard.I knew Alex was an ally.
Yes!
1341
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,400
Can I tell you what his sound was
in the quiz, first of all?
1342
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:21,960
Can I tell you what his sound was
in the quiz, first of all?
1343
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
Tell me what his sound was.
I know his colour was vermilion.
1344
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:24,440
Tell me what his sound was.
I know his colour was vermilion.
1345
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:26,480
Colour, vermilion, sound, despair.
1346
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:26,840
Colour, vermilion, sound, despair.
1347
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,680
So, points wise, it's pretty simple.
1348
00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:33,920
So, points wise, it's pretty simple.
1349
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,480
It just goes by the time.
1350
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,520
Nina was the quickest,
five points for her, 45 seconds,
1351
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:37,960
Nina was the quickest,
five points for her, 45 seconds,
1352
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000
Isy gets four points, 1:42,
1353
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:40,240
Isy gets four points, 1:42,
1354
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:41,880
three to Chloe, 2:18,
1355
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,600
Matt, two points, 5:40,
1356
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:45,640
and Richard,
18 minutes, 30 seconds, one point.
1357
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,200
and Richard,
18 minutes, 30 seconds, one point.
1358
00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:49,240
There we go. Five points for Nina.
1359
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:49,760
There we go. Five points for Nina.
1360
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,800
APPLAUSE
1361
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,000
APPLAUSE
1362
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,360
All right, everyone, please make
your way to the stage
1363
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:56,880
All right, everyone, please make
your way to the stage
1364
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,320
for the final task of the show!
1365
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,360
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1366
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:00,800
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1367
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,480
Who's going to read the task out,
you silly boy?
1368
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,520
Richard is going to read the task.
1369
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:11,760
Richard is going to read the task.
1370
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:12,920
I'll bring 'em down.
1371
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,360
"Get all the red rolls
on your left pole,
1372
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,080
"Get all the red rolls
on your left pole,
1373
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,120
"the yellow rolls
on your middle poll,
1374
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:22,440
"the yellow rolls
on your middle poll,
1375
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,480
"and the green rolls
on your right pole.
1376
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:25,320
"and the green rolls
on your right pole.
1377
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:27,360
"Only one role may leave the poles
at any time.
1378
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,400
"Only one role may leave the poles
at any time.
1379
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:29,720
"Only one role may leave the poles
at any time.
1380
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,760
"Also, you must be waving
at the Taskmaster
1381
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:32,840
"Also, you must be waving
at the Taskmaster
1382
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:34,880
"with one hand throughout the task.
1383
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:35,360
"with one hand throughout the task.
1384
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,400
"Fastest wins.
1385
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:37,640
"Fastest wins.
1386
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,680
"Your time starts on the whistle."
1387
00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:39,960
"Your time starts on the whistle."
1388
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Hello, Matt. Yeah, what happens
if you're colour-blind?
1389
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:42,840
Hello, Matt. Yeah, what happens
if you're colour-blind?
1390
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,880
You asked this last week as well,
and we established you weren't.
1391
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:45,840
You asked this last week as well,
and we established you weren't.
1392
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,880
Yeah, well, I'm not,
but that doesn't...
1393
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,400
Yeah, well, I'm not,
but that doesn't...
1394
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,440
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
1395
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:52,120
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
1396
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:53,480
Richard's got a question.
1397
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,520
Can we keep these holders
after the show?
1398
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:55,800
Can we keep these holders
after the show?
1399
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:56,640
Yes, you can, Richard.
1400
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,680
For the third show in a row,
you can keep all the props.
1401
00:43:58,720 --> 00:43:59,000
For the third show in a row,
you can keep all the props.
1402
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,000
Good luck.
1403
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,360
WHISTLE PEEPS
1404
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:04,360
And wave, hand moving.
1405
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:06,960
Wave!
1406
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,000
What do you mean?
1407
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:09,280
What do you mean?
1408
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,960
What are you doing?
What are you all doing?
1409
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:15,200
What are you doing?
What are you all doing?
1410
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,280
I've lost control of my hands!
1411
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:20,720
I've lost control of my hands!
1412
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,280
CHEERING
1413
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:23,520
What the actual...?
1414
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,400
Lovely, Richard. So close.
1415
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:27,000
Guys!
1416
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:28,800
Right. Lovely!
1417
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:31,680
Yeah!
1418
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000
Oh, my hand doesn't like waving.
Keep the wave! You keep the wave!
1419
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,600
Oh, my hand doesn't like waving.
Keep the wave! You keep the wave!
1420
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,200
What's going on?
1421
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,520
Keep waving, Matt, keep waving.
Yes! Keep waving!
1422
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:42,800
Keep waving, Matt, keep waving.
Yes! Keep waving!
1423
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,440
Oh, my God, it's genuinely close.
1424
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,640
CHEERING
1425
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,400
Keep going.
I think you should keep going.
1426
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,440
You can do it!You're so close.
1427
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:55,680
You can do it!You're so close.
1428
00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:57,720
Is it this? That's it. Yes, man!
1429
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:58,440
Is it this? That's it. Yes, man!
1430
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,480
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1431
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:01,960
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1432
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,840
I'll add those scores
to the big scores.
1433
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,200
Come on down and join me!
1434
00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:11,240
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1435
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:11,440
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1436
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:14,040
Hello.Hello.
1437
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,920
Well, well, well.Mm.
1438
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,920
The old toilet paper task.
1439
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,960
One of the rules was only one roll
may leave the poles at any time.
1440
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000
One of the rules was only one roll
may leave the poles at any time.
1441
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:23,280
One of the rules was only one roll
may leave the poles at any time.
1442
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,320
And I must show you this photo.
1443
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:25,560
And I must show you this photo.
1444
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,600
Oh, dear, dear, dear.
1445
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:28,480
Oh, dear, dear, dear.
1446
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,400
I need to show you this photo.
1447
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,440
Oh, rolls all over the place!
1448
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:32,960
Oh, rolls all over the place!
1449
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,960
Well, that is a pile-up.
1450
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:38,840
So, unfortunately, the two people
who were in last place
1451
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:39,160
So, unfortunately, the two people
who were in last place
1452
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:40,480
have been disqualified.
1453
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:41,680
Scandal!
1454
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:43,320
But I have one more photo
to show you!
1455
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,360
Ah!
AUDIENCE GASP
1456
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:45,640
Ah!
AUDIENCE GASP
1457
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,560
Oh, my God! It's Nina!
1458
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,840
Look at those two...
That's a mistake!
1459
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:51,120
Look at those two...
That's a mistake!
1460
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,160
That's not a...that's a knock-off.
1461
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,080
That's not a...that's a knock-off.
1462
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,640
I think that's AI,
because in that photo,
1463
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,680
if you look carefully,
I don't have any hair.
1464
00:45:59,720 --> 00:45:59,920
if you look carefully,
I don't have any hair.
1465
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:03,960
Matt was fairly slow.
1466
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,800
So, three points.
1467
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:07,840
But Chloe, easily the winner,
five points.
1468
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:08,120
But Chloe, easily the winner,
five points.
1469
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:09,600
CHEERING
1470
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,160
Hey, why don't you
tell me the series scores
1471
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,200
before we find out
who's won this episode?
1472
00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:15,480
before we find out
who's won this episode?
1473
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,000
OK, well, after three episodes,
1474
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,040
Isy, you are unfortunately
in last with 35.
1475
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:19,320
Isy, you are unfortunately
in last with 35.
1476
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:20,680
Richard, 38,
1477
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:21,840
Matt, 44,
1478
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,000
Chloe, 48,
1479
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:24,320
Nina is in the lead with 49 points.
1480
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:26,360
Well, I never.
APPLAUSE
1481
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:27,640
Well, I never.
APPLAUSE
1482
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:29,120
However...
1483
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,160
And today...Today, this episode,
thanks to that final flourish,
1484
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:32,920
And today...Today, this episode,
thanks to that final flourish,
1485
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:34,440
is won by Chloe Petts.
1486
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,480
Chloe Petts wins!
1487
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:36,720
Chloe Petts wins!
1488
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:37,920
Yes!
1489
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,800
Please sail up to the stage
to celebrate
1490
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,840
with your safe things,
and Matt's mum.
1491
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:42,680
with your safe things,
and Matt's mum.
1492
00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:44,720
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1493
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:45,560
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1494
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:47,600
Here's the winner, Chloe Petts!
1495
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:48,560
Here's the winner, Chloe Petts!
1496
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,600
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1497
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:51,720
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
1498
00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:04,240
Subtitles by Red Bee Media
1499
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:05,200
Subtitles by Red Bee Media