1 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:04,320 This programme contains strong language and adult humour. 2 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:06,360 Tickets, please. TRAIN HORN BLARES 3 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:06,640 Tickets, please. TRAIN HORN BLARES 4 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:07,360 Oh! 5 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:10,560 Yeah. 6 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:11,840 This isn't my fault. 7 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:14,520 Oh, my God! 8 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:16,560 Oh, my God! 9 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,360 Argh! 10 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:19,880 PHONE RINGS 11 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,600 Bloody hell! 12 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:23,240 Mum? Ah! 13 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:26,760 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 14 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:28,800 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 15 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:29,320 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 16 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:37,960 Welcome! Welcome to Taskmaster. 17 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:38,920 Welcome! Welcome to Taskmaster. 18 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:40,960 Comedians facing mounting pressure 19 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:41,440 Comedians facing mounting pressure 20 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:43,480 to prove that they are in some way capable. 21 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:43,920 to prove that they are in some way capable. 22 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,960 Fear not. All five are committed to stick it out 23 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:46,440 Fear not. All five are committed to stick it out 24 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,480 because of their zeal, their tenacity, and, crucially, 25 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:49,600 because of their zeal, their tenacity, and, crucially, 26 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:51,640 the legally binding contract that they signed. 27 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:52,200 the legally binding contract that they signed. 28 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:54,240 We own their asses. 29 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:54,480 We own their asses. 30 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:57,640 Not sure where that came from. 31 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:58,880 Please welcome 32 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,920 Chloe Petts, 33 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:01,560 Chloe Petts, 34 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,600 Isy Suttie, 35 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:03,880 Isy Suttie, 36 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:05,680 Matt Lucas, 37 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,720 Nina Conti, 38 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:07,960 Nina Conti, 39 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 and Richard Ayoade. 40 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:10,920 and Richard Ayoade. 41 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:12,960 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 42 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:13,240 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 43 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:15,280 And beside me, a man who I have worked closely with 44 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:15,840 And beside me, a man who I have worked closely with 45 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:17,080 for over a decade, 46 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,120 and I'm proud now to call my furry pet. 47 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:20,440 and I'm proud now to call my furry pet. 48 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:22,200 Run for the stick, good boy! 49 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:24,120 Catch Daddy's stick! 50 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:30,200 It's little Alex Horne! 51 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:31,880 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 52 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,920 OK. Thank you. Nice to be here. 53 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,960 OK. Thank you. Nice to be here. 54 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:36,200 OK. Thank you. Nice to be here. 55 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:38,240 Hello, Greg. Hello, good boy.Hello. 56 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:38,760 Hello, Greg. Hello, good boy.Hello. 57 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:40,800 Would you like to see some special photos? 58 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:41,080 Would you like to see some special photos? 59 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,400 Oh, here we go. Yeah. 60 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:45,840 They're faux-toes. 61 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:47,880 They're special faux-toes. 62 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:48,560 They're special faux-toes. 63 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:50,600 Fake toes, yeah. 64 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:51,360 Fake toes, yeah. 65 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,560 There's more. 66 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:56,680 You're a funny little lad. OK. 67 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:56,920 You're a funny little lad. OK. 68 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:58,680 All right, then. Prize task. 69 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,040 What have I got to judge this time? 70 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,000 This time, they've each brought in the thing 71 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,080 that makes them feel safest. 72 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:06,120 AUDIENCE: Oooh! Yes, I know, it's nice to feel safe. 73 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:06,440 AUDIENCE: Oooh! Yes, I know, it's nice to feel safe. 74 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,480 I always feel safest when I shut my eyes. 75 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:08,800 I always feel safest when I shut my eyes. 76 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:10,840 Although I always feel very vulnerable when I shut my eyes. 77 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:11,800 Although I always feel very vulnerable when I shut my eyes. 78 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,840 And that's why I always wink at policemen. 79 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:14,480 And that's why I always wink at policemen. 80 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,520 Meanwhile, this episode's winner will go home with five things 81 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:18,440 Meanwhile, this episode's winner will go home with five things 82 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:20,280 that should make them feel safer 83 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:22,320 than a safe inside a branch of Safeway. 84 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:23,480 than a safe inside a branch of Safeway. 85 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,520 Matt Lucas, what makes you feel safe? 86 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:26,840 Matt Lucas, what makes you feel safe? 87 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,880 Well, I thought my mum. Aaw. 88 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:29,320 Well, I thought my mum. Aaw. 89 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:30,920 So, I brought my mum in. 90 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,400 Diana's here?Yes, she's here. 91 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:34,680 Diana's here?Yes, she's here. 92 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,720 So, the winner wins some time with Diana? 93 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:37,480 So, the winner wins some time with Diana? 94 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:39,520 No, they just win my mum. 95 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:39,760 No, they just win my mum. 96 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:41,800 They can just keep her?Yeah. 97 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:42,080 They can just keep her?Yeah. 98 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,120 I mean we've, you know, we've had a good run together. 99 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:44,440 I mean we've, you know, we've had a good run together. 100 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:46,480 OK. Well, here is Matt's mum that someone's going to win. 101 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:47,800 OK. Well, here is Matt's mum that someone's going to win. 102 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,840 There you go. Aaw! 103 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:50,960 There you go. Aaw! 104 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,920 And she's in the audience. She's in the audience. 105 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:54,960 She's sitting just over there. Hello, Mum. Hello, Diana. 106 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:55,240 She's sitting just over there. Hello, Mum. Hello, Diana. 107 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:56,400 DIANA:Hello. 108 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,440 APPLAUSE 109 00:02:58,480 --> 00:02:59,400 APPLAUSE 110 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,440 Chloe, what makes you feel safe? 111 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:01,760 Chloe, what makes you feel safe? 112 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,680 As quite a fairly tall person, 113 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,720 I never get the opportunity to be little spoon. 114 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:07,760 I never get the opportunity to be little spoon. 115 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:08,080 I never get the opportunity to be little spoon. 116 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,120 So, I have made a life-size model of you 117 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,160 So, I have made a life-size model of you 118 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:12,480 So, I have made a life-size model of you 119 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,440 to spoon me at night. 120 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:17,960 Behold, Greg. 121 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,840 It's like you're in my dressing room. 122 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,640 Well, you were in my dressing room five minutes ago. 123 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:34,000 Well, you were in my dressing room five minutes ago. 124 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,040 Next photo, please. Here we go. 125 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:36,280 Next photo, please. Here we go. 126 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,600 Yeah! 127 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,560 And every time I came out of the bathroom 128 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:41,640 I forgot you were there. 129 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,160 And I was like, "Jesus Christ!" 130 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:46,240 Listen, it's incredible. 131 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:46,440 Listen, it's incredible. 132 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,640 Now, Isy, what have you brought in that makes you feel safe? 133 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:50,160 Now, Isy, what have you brought in that makes you feel safe? 134 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,200 So, I'm not the world's most natural driver. 135 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:53,920 So, I'm not the world's most natural driver. 136 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:55,960 So, I've chosen a seat belt. 137 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:56,560 So, I've chosen a seat belt. 138 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,600 Oh.Here is Isy's seat belt 139 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,640 that the winners can strap themselves in with. 140 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:01,080 that the winners can strap themselves in with. 141 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,120 It's a standard seat belt. OK. 142 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:03,360 It's a standard seat belt. OK. 143 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,360 When I get into sticky situations, 144 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,400 I like to use my initiative to try and solve them, 145 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:08,360 I like to use my initiative to try and solve them, 146 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:10,400 and it's sometimes damages the car. 147 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:10,640 and it's sometimes damages the car. 148 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,480 I bought some paint that, 149 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:15,720 I bought some paint that, 150 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,760 I put it on the passenger seat, and I was driving along, 151 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:18,560 I put it on the passenger seat, and I was driving along, 152 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,600 and it set off the passenger seat belt alarm 153 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:20,920 and it set off the passenger seat belt alarm 154 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,960 because the weight of it made the car think 155 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,400 there was someone sitting in the seat 156 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:25,920 without their seat belt on. 157 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,960 So, when it got to a red light, 158 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:28,320 So, when it got to a red light, 159 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:30,360 I just knocked the tin onto the floor. 160 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,200 I just knocked the tin onto the floor. 161 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:34,240 But the lid immediately came open 162 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:34,560 But the lid immediately came open 163 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,600 and within about three seconds the footwell was full of blue paint. 164 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:37,640 and within about three seconds the footwell was full of blue paint. 165 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,680 AUDIENCE GASP 166 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:40,320 AUDIENCE GASP 167 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:44,760 HE WHISPERS INAUDIBLY 168 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,800 No, I don't think it's "typical woman." 169 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:47,040 No, I don't think it's "typical woman." 170 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,360 So sorry! 171 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:54,160 So sorry! 172 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:56,080 Nina.Hello! What makes you feel safe? 173 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,120 I have, it's nontransferable safeness, this. 174 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,160 I have, it's nontransferable safeness, this. 175 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:00,480 I have, it's nontransferable safeness, this. 176 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,520 It wouldn't make anyone else feel safe. 177 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:03,240 It wouldn't make anyone else feel safe. 178 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:04,920 But if you're a ventriloquist, 179 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:06,960 people like to see you drink and talk at the same time. 180 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 people like to see you drink and talk at the same time. 181 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,240 people like to see you drink and talk at the same time. 182 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:12,280 That's a normal cup. 183 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:12,560 That's a normal cup. 184 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:16,080 And then I put water in it. 185 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,720 WHISPERING:I'm scared! 186 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:19,760 Then I can drink this water 187 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:20,560 Then I can drink this water 188 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,600 and I can keep talking all the time whilst also drinking 189 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,000 and I can keep talking all the time whilst also drinking 190 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:25,960 without dying. 191 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 And that makes me feel...very safe. 192 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:29,680 And that makes me feel...very safe. 193 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,720 Incredible. I've seen your act many times 194 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:33,480 Incredible. I've seen your act many times 195 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,520 and you're an absolutely brilliant, talented ventriloquist. 196 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:36,560 and you're an absolutely brilliant, talented ventriloquist. 197 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:37,880 But that was rubbish. 198 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,760 What have you brought in, Nina? Slush powder. 199 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:43,080 What have you brought in, Nina? Slush powder. 200 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:44,600 It's just very specialist information. 201 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:46,240 And what does the slush powder do? 202 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,280 It solidifies the water in the cup that you saw me pour in. 203 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:49,560 It solidifies the water in the cup that you saw me pour in. 204 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,600 Oh, I see!Then I can drink, but without drinking. 205 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,400 Oh, I see!Then I can drink, but without drinking. 206 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,440 Thank you. Hello, Richard. I have a personal Portaloo. 207 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,480 Thank you. Hello, Richard. I have a personal Portaloo. 208 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:58,440 Thank you. Hello, Richard. I have a personal Portaloo. 209 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,480 LAUGHTER Thank you. 210 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:00,760 LAUGHTER Thank you. 211 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,600 Here is Richard's Portaloo. 212 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:04,320 That comes with me. 213 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:06,320 Are you fine if I tell Greg 214 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,360 that you probably wee more than any contestant we've ever had? 215 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:09,280 that you probably wee more than any contestant we've ever had? 216 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:11,320 I'm almost a public urinal sat nav. 217 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:11,720 I'm almost a public urinal sat nav. 218 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,040 I don't care where you are in London. 219 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:15,080 I'm going to be able to tell you the nearest place to go to the toilet. 220 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:15,520 I'm going to be able to tell you the nearest place to go to the toilet. 221 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:16,720 Trafalgar Square. 222 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:18,520 Just straight in the fountain. 223 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,000 Should I give the points? 224 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:29,040 Yeah. What makes you feel least safe out of those things? 225 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:29,360 Yeah. What makes you feel least safe out of those things? 226 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,400 Well, I think I'm probably being a bit mean to Isy. 227 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:31,920 Well, I think I'm probably being a bit mean to Isy. 228 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:33,840 The seat belt makes her feel safe. 229 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:35,880 Well, wouldn't you like to go in a car... With you? Yeah! No! 230 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:37,920 Well, wouldn't you like to go in a car... With you? Yeah! No! 231 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:38,200 Well, wouldn't you like to go in a car... With you? Yeah! No! 232 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:39,760 Isy, one point. OK. 233 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,800 Nina gets two. Richard, three seems fair. 234 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:42,800 Nina gets two. Richard, three seems fair. 235 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,840 Four points to big Greg spoon, because there's a human being here, 236 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:46,880 Four points to big Greg spoon, because there's a human being here, 237 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:47,200 Four points to big Greg spoon, because there's a human being here, 238 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,240 and obviously I'm going to give Diana five points. 239 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:49,640 and obviously I'm going to give Diana five points. 240 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:51,400 Simple as that. There. It's over. 241 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:52,840 Five points to Matt's mum! 242 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,320 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 243 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:56,360 Very good. May we see a task now, please? 244 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:57,200 Very good. May we see a task now, please? 245 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,240 Yes. It's time to learn a new word. Here we go. 246 00:06:59,280 --> 00:06:59,600 Yes. It's time to learn a new word. Here we go. 247 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:14,280 Hello. 248 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,200 Hi. Hello, Matt. 249 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:20,720 Hello, Alex. Chloe. 250 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:27,440 Here she is. Here she is. She is here. 251 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:27,760 Here she is. Here she is. She is here. 252 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,200 Does that say, "Gleek", Alex? 253 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:36,720 "Gleek." 254 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,480 "Gleek." "Gleek." 255 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,000 Fastest wins. 256 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,920 I know that's a word in Shakespeare 257 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:43,960 because I played Bottom in Midsummer Night's Dream once. 258 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:44,880 because I played Bottom in Midsummer Night's Dream once. 259 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:46,920 And there was a thing about gleeking on occasion, 260 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:47,280 And there was a thing about gleeking on occasion, 261 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:48,560 but I can't remember what it means. 262 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,080 "You may not use the internet, 263 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,120 "but you may make two phone calls as long as you only yell..." 264 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:54,000 "but you may make two phone calls as long as you only yell..." 265 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,040 "..and the phone calls last no more than 30 seconds each." 266 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:57,680 "..and the phone calls last no more than 30 seconds each." 267 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:59,320 What the hell?! 268 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,040 "Your time starts now and stops when you say that you have gleeked." 269 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:05,080 "Your time starts now and stops when you say that you have gleeked." 270 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:05,440 "Your time starts now and stops when you say that you have gleeked." 271 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,080 Do you know what a gleek is? No. 272 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,120 As in, like, someone who likes the TV show Glee? 273 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:11,160 As in, like, someone who likes the TV show Glee? 274 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:11,680 As in, like, someone who likes the TV show Glee? 275 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:13,080 G-leak. 276 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:15,120 That's Greg going to the toilet. 277 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:15,640 That's Greg going to the toilet. 278 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,680 You can use that one. Well, I'm writing it down. 279 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:17,960 You can use that one. Well, I'm writing it down. 280 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,480 What's your number? 281 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,000 APPLAUSE 282 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,040 Oh, very interesting. 283 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:27,080 Gleeking. 284 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:28,120 Gleeking. 285 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,160 Gleeking. I like the definitions of gleek. 286 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:30,960 Gleeking. I like the definitions of gleek. 287 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,000 Is it someone who likes Glee a lot? Lovely. 288 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:33,680 Is it someone who likes Glee a lot? Lovely. 289 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,720 It's a Gleek, yeah, that is common parlance 290 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:36,000 It's a Gleek, yeah, that is common parlance 291 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:37,160 for someone who likes Glee. 292 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,200 Richard suggested it's a phrase for me going to the toilet. 293 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:40,840 Richard suggested it's a phrase for me going to the toilet. 294 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:42,000 A G-leak.Thank you. 295 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:44,040 Four times a night. I'm puffed up like a crab down there. 296 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:44,320 Four times a night. I'm puffed up like a crab down there. 297 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:45,520 Yeah. 298 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:47,560 I would say, though, that Matt was right 299 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:48,320 I would say, though, that Matt was right 300 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:49,960 that one definition of gleek 301 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 is from Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night's Dream. 302 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:52,320 is from Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night's Dream. 303 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:54,360 "I shall gleek upon occasion," I think he said. 304 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:54,680 "I shall gleek upon occasion," I think he said. 305 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:56,720 Yeah. And that meant to scoff or mock. 306 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:57,040 Yeah. And that meant to scoff or mock. 307 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:59,080 But none of you did that. There are other meanings of gleek 308 00:08:59,120 --> 00:08:59,400 But none of you did that. There are other meanings of gleek 309 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:01,440 which they were to find out with their phone calls. 310 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:01,720 which they were to find out with their phone calls. 311 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,760 I'm ready to gleek, I think. 312 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:04,080 I'm ready to gleek, I think. 313 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:06,120 We're going to start the gleek streak with Isy and Matty. 314 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:07,680 We're going to start the gleek streak with Isy and Matty. 315 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,720 Is it like a cool thing, like a young person's thing? 316 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,240 Is it like a cool thing, like a young person's thing? 317 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:14,680 I think young people can do it. 318 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:18,640 I'll call my husband. 319 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:19,920 OK. He's younger than me. Yeah. 320 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,200 Flip, I've got to call someone. 321 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:23,480 Flip, I've got to call someone. 322 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,880 OK. 323 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:26,440 PHONE RINGS DOWN LINE 324 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,480 Hello? YELLING:Elis, it's me! 325 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:29,800 Hello? YELLING:Elis, it's me! 326 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:31,840 Can you tell me what gleeking is? 327 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:32,720 Can you tell me what gleeking is? 328 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:34,760 Spelled G-L-E-E-K. 329 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:35,000 Spelled G-L-E-E-K. 330 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,840 Hello? YELLING:I need your help. 331 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,880 I'm doing a task for Taskmaster, 332 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:40,360 I'm doing a task for Taskmaster, 333 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,400 when I have to yell, and call someone, 334 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:43,320 when I have to yell, and call someone, 335 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,360 and ask them what the word "gleek" means. 336 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,360 and ask them what the word "gleek" means. 337 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,400 You are on speakerphone. This is my friend Nathan. 338 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:50,880 You are on speakerphone. This is my friend Nathan. 339 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,800 I don't know if you can help me, Nathan, or not, 340 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,280 but I'm against the clock. 341 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,800 Yes, but we've only got about 20 seconds! 15. 15! 342 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,200 Yes, but we've only got about 20 seconds! 15. 15! 343 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,240 Hello, Elis. Alex says hello! 344 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:02,120 Hello, Elis. Alex says hello! 345 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,560 Hello, Alex. 346 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,600 I've got five seconds left. 347 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:05,840 I've got five seconds left. 348 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:07,880 The time is running out. Oh, shit. 349 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:08,360 The time is running out. Oh, shit. 350 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:12,520 Ah, that didn't work very well. Can I call him back? 351 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:13,040 Ah, that didn't work very well. Can I call him back? 352 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,080 Well, you've got two phone calls. Oh, right, OK. 353 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:15,320 Well, you've got two phone calls. Oh, right, OK. 354 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,040 I've got 30 seconds left. 355 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:19,680 Involuntary... AUDIO DIPS 356 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,280 Involuntary what? 357 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,320 It is involuntary accidental projection 358 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,240 It is involuntary accidental projection 359 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:27,280 of a saliva stream from the submandibular glands 360 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:27,920 of a saliva stream from the submandibular glands 361 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,200 under the tongue. WHISTLE PEEPS 362 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,560 Please hang up. 363 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,600 SHE SPITS AUDIENCE GROANS 364 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:33,360 SHE SPITS AUDIENCE GROANS 365 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,400 Involuntarily shooting a stream of saliva. 366 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:36,240 Involuntarily shooting a stream of saliva. 367 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:38,280 OK. Thank you very much. 368 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:38,520 OK. Thank you very much. 369 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,000 Um... He sounds nice. 370 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,640 HE SPITS 371 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,680 Well, he is. That was involuntary. I gleeked. 372 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:44,560 Well, he is. That was involuntary. I gleeked. 373 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,920 Do you think you've gleeked? 374 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,000 Gleek-proof. AUDIENCE GROANS 375 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,400 Yeah, I was hoping you were going to wipe it off. 376 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:51,480 Oh, right, yeah. 377 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:55,200 Goodbye. See you later. 378 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,680 Yeah... HE SPITS 379 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:58,240 ..there was some gleeking going on. 380 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:00,280 OK, well, I think I would encourage you to leave now. 381 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:00,560 OK, well, I think I would encourage you to leave now. 382 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:01,560 I'm going to leave. 383 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:05,320 Well, well, well. Gleeking. APPLAUSE 384 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:05,560 Well, well, well. Gleeking. APPLAUSE 385 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:12,360 It's funny that you ran out of time, Matt, 386 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,360 because it's not like you gave too much detail. 387 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,000 Well, no, but... You were one step away from going, 388 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,040 "I'm wearing a blue jumper, and a hat!" 389 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:18,880 "I'm wearing a blue jumper, and a hat!" 390 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:20,400 I spoke to my friend afterwards, 391 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,440 and he still told me that at the end of that first call, 392 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:23,760 and he still told me that at the end of that first call, 393 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,800 he believed I was in the street and I'd been attacked. 394 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:26,360 he believed I was in the street and I'd been attacked. 395 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:29,360 What, and this was code?Yeah! 396 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,360 I think the big question, for me, is, 397 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,400 did either of these two people gleek? 398 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:33,680 did either of these two people gleek? 399 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,520 Mm. It's meant to be involuntary. 400 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:37,520 Well, Matt attempted to disguise the fact 401 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,560 that there was saliva coming from his mouth. 402 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:40,160 that there was saliva coming from his mouth. 403 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,200 So, I think there was an attempt at creating a gleek. 404 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:43,080 So, I think there was an attempt at creating a gleek. 405 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,800 Mm-hm. Isy? 406 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,840 It was involuntary. 407 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:47,120 It was involuntary. 408 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:49,160 I put it to you, you simply flobbed at Alex. 409 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:49,400 I put it to you, you simply flobbed at Alex. 410 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,640 If it's spraying from under the tongue, 411 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,680 from the salivary glands, that's gleeking. 412 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:55,960 from the salivary glands, that's gleeking. 413 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,600 All right. Neither of them gleeked. 414 00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:59,640 But I would say Matt's attempt to disguise his spitting at you 415 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:00,320 But I would say Matt's attempt to disguise his spitting at you 416 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,360 was slightly more valid than Isy's. 417 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:02,920 was slightly more valid than Isy's. 418 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,080 That's all I would say. 419 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:06,120 Well, we've had Isy 'Spluttie', and Matt 'Mucus', 420 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:06,640 Well, we've had Isy 'Spluttie', and Matt 'Mucus', 421 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:08,360 now it's time for Chloe 'Spitts'. 422 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,400 I'm going to call Ed Gamble. It's his birthday. 423 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:10,680 I'm going to call Ed Gamble. It's his birthday. 424 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,520 Oh. He should be in a good mood. 425 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,560 PHONE RINGS DOWN LINE 426 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:14,920 PHONE RINGS DOWN LINE 427 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,960 Hello? YELLING:Hello, Ed, it's me, Chloe! 428 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:17,560 Hello? YELLING:Hello, Ed, it's me, Chloe! 429 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,040 Happy birthday. 430 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,080 Thanks! You're welcome! 431 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,200 Thanks! You're welcome! 432 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,240 We only have 20 seconds. 433 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:24,480 We only have 20 seconds. 434 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:27,400 Do you know what a "gleek" is? 435 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,440 No. Look it up really quickly and then text me. 436 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:29,960 No. Look it up really quickly and then text me. 437 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 Gleek. G-L-E-E-K. 438 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:32,440 Gleek. G-L-E-E-K. 439 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:33,840 OK. 440 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,680 He's put, "Squirting spit out from under your tongue." 441 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,720 He's put, "Squirting spit out from under your tongue." 442 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:40,040 He's put, "Squirting spit out from under your tongue." 443 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:42,080 Is he taking the piss out of me? I don't know. 444 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:42,440 Is he taking the piss out of me? I don't know. 445 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:46,680 Right. 446 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:48,960 OK. 447 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:54,840 Oh, fuck! 448 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,120 It's... SHE LAUGHS 449 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:00,400 It's... SHE LAUGHS 450 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,440 It worked out there, I swear! 451 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:02,640 It worked out there, I swear! 452 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,600 Oh! 453 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:09,640 Oh, please get out! 454 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:10,880 Did I gleek? 455 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,520 Well, it's up to you, if you're saying you've gleeked. 456 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,800 I've given you multiple gleeks there. 457 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,400 Stop the clock. Well, thank you so much. 458 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,280 Happy birthday, Ed. Sorry about that. 459 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,040 Sorry. 460 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,560 Wow. 461 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,600 APPLAUSE 462 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:25,800 APPLAUSE 463 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,760 Why did you know to just immediately leave the lab? 464 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:31,080 Why did you know to just immediately leave the lab? 465 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,000 Had you seen that big syringe somewhere? 466 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,040 I just sort of knew if I shouted, "I need a big syringe" into the air 467 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:35,680 I just sort of knew if I shouted, "I need a big syringe" into the air 468 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,720 it would appear to me in the Taskmaster house. 469 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:38,040 it would appear to me in the Taskmaster house. 470 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,080 It's just that kind of magic that the Taskmaster house has. 471 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:40,360 It's just that kind of magic that the Taskmaster house has. 472 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,200 Yeah, we do have stuff. Yes? 473 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,240 I don't want to gleek on your parade... 474 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:44,960 I don't want to gleek on your parade... 475 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,000 ..but that wasn't saliva that came out. 476 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,040 ..but that wasn't saliva that came out. 477 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,880 You're being a little bitch right now, man. Yeah. 478 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,080 OK, I think we're going to go for a break, but first... 479 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,680 HE GLEEKS 480 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,720 ALL: Eurgh! 481 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:58,040 ALL: Eurgh! 482 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,320 That is one of the most distressing things I've ever seen. 483 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,280 That is one of the most distressing things I've ever seen. 484 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,320 What an awful time to go to a break. 485 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:05,560 What an awful time to go to a break. 486 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,600 Oh, my God, I hate you! 487 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,120 Oh, my God, I hate you! 488 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,160 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 489 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:11,520 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 490 00:14:13,830 --> 00:14:14,160 Delivery is no joke. 491 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,680 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 492 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:17,960 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 493 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster. 494 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,600 Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster. 495 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,640 This series has a Greek theme, 496 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:24,280 This series has a Greek theme, 497 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,320 and right now there's a bleak scene 498 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,360 involving a gleek sheen in a previously chic, clean lab. 499 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,160 involving a gleek sheen in a previously chic, clean lab. 500 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,200 Alex.Great phrasing, Greg. Yes, it's a simple task. 501 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:33,040 Alex.Great phrasing, Greg. Yes, it's a simple task. 502 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,880 Fastest to gleek wins. 503 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,920 And now for the final two attempts, it's Nina Margherita Conti, 504 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,760 And now for the final two attempts, it's Nina Margherita Conti, 505 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,720 which is her genuine middle name, 506 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,760 and Richard 'Long Island Iced Tea' Ayoade. 507 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:43,360 and Richard 'Long Island Iced Tea' Ayoade. 508 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,160 Gosh, I don't have Richard Osman's number. 509 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:49,640 He's the only person 510 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,120 who would probably know this off-head. 511 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,160 I've got his number. Could I have it? 512 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:53,640 I've got his number. Could I have it? 513 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:54,840 OK. 514 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,880 "Your time starts now and stops when you have gleeked." 515 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,320 "Your time starts now and stops when you have gleeked." 516 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,360 Is that when you...saliva comes out? 517 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,600 Is that when you...saliva comes out? 518 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,240 How did you know that? 519 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:04,720 I've heard that word. 520 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,760 Can you gleek? No, I'm not a lizard. 521 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:07,000 Can you gleek? No, I'm not a lizard. 522 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,800 What do you do? 523 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,360 PHONE RINGS DOWN LINE 524 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,400 Come on, Osman! Bloody Osman! 525 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,440 Come on, Osman! Bloody Osman! 526 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,480 LINE BEEPS Bloody hell! What is that? 527 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:19,640 LINE BEEPS Bloody hell! What is that? 528 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,680 I've never heard... You normally go through to an answerphone. 529 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,720 I've never heard... You normally go through to an answerphone. 530 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:23,960 I've never heard... You normally go through to an answerphone. 531 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,400 Oh, my God. 532 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,200 Oh, I might be gleeking, you know. 533 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:33,760 Oh, I might be gleeking, you know. 534 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:34,800 But you want it to spurt? 535 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,120 It's got to spurt. 536 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,600 Gleek! 537 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:40,040 Gleek! 538 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,080 I'm full of saliva. 539 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:42,320 I'm full of saliva. 540 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,040 Tim Key. OK. 541 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,800 PHONE RINGS DOWN LINE 542 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,240 He's probably not up yet, is he? 543 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,480 Hello? YELLING:Key, you bastard! 544 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:51,240 Hello? YELLING:Key, you bastard! 545 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,280 Can you look up the word "gleek"? G-L-E-E-K. 546 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,320 Can you look up the word "gleek"? G-L-E-E-K. 547 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,920 Can you look up the word "gleek"? G-L-E-E-K. 548 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,960 Then call me back ASAP, telling me what it means? 549 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,080 Then call me back ASAP, telling me what it means? 550 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,760 OK. Yep. 551 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:04,040 OK. Yep. 552 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,080 What did he say? I don't know. He sounded pissed. 553 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,440 What did he say? I don't know. He sounded pissed. 554 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,480 I'll just text, "Any progress?" Yeah. 555 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:09,880 I'll just text, "Any progress?" Yeah. 556 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:11,600 Any progress? 557 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,680 It's a card game. It's a card game. Right. 558 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:15,400 It's a card game. It's a card game. Right. 559 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,280 Could you get some cards for me, please, Alex? 560 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:18,400 Sure. What are you going to do with them? 561 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:19,440 I'm going to gleek. 562 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,480 Come on, gleek, bitch! 563 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:24,720 Come on, gleek, bitch! 564 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,760 It takes me one second. 565 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:27,120 It takes me one second. 566 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,640 TEXT ALERT CHIMES 567 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,120 Oh, I see. 568 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,560 Your cards. Apparently, that's what it is. 569 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,040 Spitting while yawning. 570 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,080 From under the tongue, like a cat. 571 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:35,480 From under the tongue, like a cat. 572 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,520 I think we're in...are we in a fetish scenario for you? 573 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,560 I think we're in...are we in a fetish scenario for you? 574 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:39,840 I think we're in...are we in a fetish scenario for you? 575 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,880 Are we in one of your fetishes? 576 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:42,480 Are we in one of your fetishes? 577 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:56,960 Ah! 578 00:16:58,360 --> 00:16:59,800 Oh. 579 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,840 Oh. 580 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:02,080 Oh. 581 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,080 I think I gleeked, you know. Yeah? 582 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,760 I think I've gleeked a lot. 583 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,360 All right, thank you for having me. 584 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,120 No, thank you. I'm terribly sorry. 585 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,240 OK. Three cards of the same rank. 586 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:13,360 OK. Three cards of the same rank. 587 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,400 One, two... I've gleeked. 588 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:15,800 One, two... I've gleeked. 589 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,280 OK. Tim Key, again, he says, 590 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,160 "You want to be shooting spit from under your tongue." 591 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,200 I just feel this is just for him now. 592 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:21,520 I just feel this is just for him now. 593 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:22,960 Well, it was nice to watch you gleek. 594 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,520 Thank you. 595 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,480 All right. 596 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,520 APPLAUSE 597 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,200 APPLAUSE 598 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,640 Why did you know what to gleek means? 599 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,240 Why did you know what to gleek means? 600 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,280 I don't know. I can't tell you where I learned all the words I know. 601 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,960 I don't know. I can't tell you where I learned all the words I know. 602 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,280 Did Richard gleek? 603 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,320 Well, so, Tim Key told you about the popular English card game 604 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,360 Well, so, Tim Key told you about the popular English card game 605 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:46,680 Well, so, Tim Key told you about the popular English card game 606 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,720 from the 16th and 17th centuries, which is Gleeking, yeah. 607 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:49,520 from the 16th and 17th centuries, which is Gleeking, yeah. 608 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,000 Thank you. It was a slightly more dignified gleek 609 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,520 than others, but, yeah. 610 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,560 Well, I suspected at first you were making up the card game 611 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:55,080 Well, I suspected at first you were making up the card game 612 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:57,120 just to get out of doing something vaguely humiliating, 613 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:57,680 just to get out of doing something vaguely humiliating, 614 00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,720 as I increasingly think is your MO in life. 615 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:01,760 as I increasingly think is your MO in life. 616 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:02,080 as I increasingly think is your MO in life. 617 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,120 There's a real nasty hostility creeping out. 618 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:04,640 There's a real nasty hostility creeping out. 619 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,840 This is the way I'm going to score it. 620 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,880 One point to Isy Suttie because it wasn't a real gleek. 621 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:12,280 One point to Isy Suttie because it wasn't a real gleek. 622 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,320 Two points to Matt because it was a fairly badly-acted attempt 623 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,360 Two points to Matt because it was a fairly badly-acted attempt 624 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:16,760 Two points to Matt because it was a fairly badly-acted attempt 625 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,800 at an involuntary...How dare you?! 626 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,840 I speak as I find! 627 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:21,120 I speak as I find! 628 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,160 Chloe's gleek was a fake gleek, 629 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,320 Chloe's gleek was a fake gleek, 630 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,360 but there was a lot of preparation and a lot of attempts 631 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:26,640 but there was a lot of preparation and a lot of attempts 632 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:27,640 to make it look like a gleek. 633 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,120 It did take twelve-and-a-half minutes. 634 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,160 I can't believe he gets away with that, Gleek being a card game, 635 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,200 I can't believe he gets away with that, Gleek being a card game, 636 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:33,480 I can't believe he gets away with that, Gleek being a card game, 637 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:34,480 but he does. 638 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,160 It is another form of gleeking. 639 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,200 The only proper involuntary gleek I saw was Nina Conti. 640 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:38,480 The only proper involuntary gleek I saw was Nina Conti. 641 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:39,600 She takes five points. 642 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,240 She was the fastest. Richard was second fastest. 643 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,440 Nina gets five points. 644 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,480 APPLAUSE 645 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:45,120 APPLAUSE 646 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,440 Just to clarify, Nina took 7:25, Richard, 9:27, Chloe, 12:25. 647 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,480 Just to clarify, Nina took 7:25, Richard, 9:27, Chloe, 12:25. 648 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:52,840 Just to clarify, Nina took 7:25, Richard, 9:27, Chloe, 12:25. 649 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,880 So, it would be five, four, three, if we're just counting these, 650 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:55,720 So, it would be five, four, three, if we're just counting these, 651 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,600 but you are giving two points to... I am giving them points. 652 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,640 It was an attempt at a gleek...ish. 653 00:18:59,680 --> 00:18:59,920 It was an attempt at a gleek...ish. 654 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,960 Can we see the scoreboard, please?Of course. 655 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:02,280 Can we see the scoreboard, please?Of course. 656 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,320 Uh... Whoa! It's my sort of scoreboard. 657 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:04,840 Uh... Whoa! It's my sort of scoreboard. 658 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,760 We've got Isy in last place with two, 659 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,800 but all the others have got seven points. 660 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:09,360 but all the others have got seven points. 661 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,880 APPLAUSE 662 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,320 Oh, I like that. 663 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,600 Look at that. 664 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,240 Ooh. 665 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:18,920 Let's fire up another. 666 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,960 All right, then. Say, "Cheese!" 667 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:21,360 All right, then. Say, "Cheese!" 668 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,680 Cheese! 669 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,200 How are you? I'm good, thank you. 670 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:37,400 How are you? I'm good, thank you. 671 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,320 Yeah. You're not going to ask me how I am? 672 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:40,680 Yeah. You're not going to ask me how I am? 673 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,520 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, how are you? 674 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:43,560 Yeah, fine. 675 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000 Shall I read this task? Yeah. 676 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:48,360 Shall I read this task? Yeah. 677 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,880 SHE CLEARS THROAT 678 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:52,120 SHE CLEARS THROAT 679 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,840 "Take a pair of photos." 680 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,880 "One before and one after something happening." 681 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:56,680 "One before and one after something happening." 682 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,720 "The before and after photos that most make the Taskmaster 683 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,760 "The before and after photos that most make the Taskmaster 684 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,280 "The before and after photos that most make the Taskmaster 685 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,320 "want to see what happened in-between wins." 686 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,360 "want to see what happened in-between wins." 687 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,400 "Win," actually, it should be, because photos' plural. 688 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:07,480 "Win," actually, it should be, because photos' plural. 689 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,920 "Two bonus points for the most unexpected thing 690 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,240 "Two bonus points for the most unexpected thing 691 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,160 "that happened in-between the photos." 692 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,200 "You have 15 minutes. Your time starts now." 693 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:18,480 "You have 15 minutes. Your time starts now." 694 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,200 Um... 695 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,240 Gosh. Um... 696 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,400 Gosh. Um... 697 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,440 Yeah, I'm wondering if it's going to be something like, 698 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,680 Yeah, I'm wondering if it's going to be something like, 699 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,320 I'm like, dry in one and then I'm like wet 700 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,160 in a very unexpected way. 701 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,280 And is it really 15 minutes? Yes. 702 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,560 And is it really 15 minutes? Yes. 703 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,880 Does Greg like more cerebral stuff or does he like clumsy, 704 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,920 Does Greg like more cerebral stuff or does he like clumsy, 705 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:41,200 Does Greg like more cerebral stuff or does he like clumsy, 706 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,240 like, panto shit? 707 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:43,720 like, panto shit? 708 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,760 It's the clumsy panto shit that he likes. 709 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:46,080 It's the clumsy panto shit that he likes. 710 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,680 He likes that stuff? I would have thought so. 711 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,360 You think? I don't know him very well. 712 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,680 APPLAUSE 713 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,920 APPLAUSE 714 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:01,840 Greg genuinely hasn't seen these pictures. 715 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,600 Greg doesn't know what's happened in-between. 716 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:04,920 We're going to start with Chloe. 717 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,960 So, this is the before photo that Chloe took. 718 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:07,520 So, this is the before photo that Chloe took. 719 00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,520 And this is the after. 720 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,440 AUDIENCE: Aaw! 721 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,240 How intrigued are you about what happened 722 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:23,680 How intrigued are you about what happened 723 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,040 between these two pictures? 724 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,960 Yeah, I'm pretty intrigued. 725 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,280 OK. 726 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,920 Let's see if this satisfies your curiosity. 727 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,960 If you just look in here and give me a big smile because you're so happy. 728 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 If you just look in here and give me a big smile because you're so happy. 729 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:35,280 If you just look in here and give me a big smile because you're so happy. 730 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,320 Oh, lovely. 731 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,120 Oh, lovely. 732 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,160 Oh, OK. Now... 733 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,640 Oh, OK. Now... 734 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000 ..I just made you this. 735 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:47,240 ..I just made you this. 736 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,480 There you go. 737 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:50,600 Is that nice? 738 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,160 Can I breathe in? 739 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,760 Nice and deep. 740 00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,960 OK, now I'm going to read you some facts. 741 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000 OK, now I'm going to read you some facts. 742 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,040 One day, you won't know who wins the Premier League. 743 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,720 One day, you won't know who wins the Premier League. 744 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,760 Your dog doesn't understand why you left this morning. 745 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:06,880 Your dog doesn't understand why you left this morning. 746 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,920 One day will be the last time you pick up your child. 747 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,520 One day will be the last time you pick up your child. 748 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,040 It may have already happened. 749 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,080 Time is constantly passing, meaning you have less life to live 750 00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:14,920 Time is constantly passing, meaning you have less life to live 751 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,560 every passing second. 752 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,600 Over the last three decades, 753 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:18,880 Over the last three decades, 754 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,920 the world has lost half of its coral reefs. 755 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:21,240 the world has lost half of its coral reefs. 756 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,160 If a sheep is not sheared, 757 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,200 the weight of its wool will cause the sheep to fall over. 758 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,120 the weight of its wool will cause the sheep to fall over. 759 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,160 One day, someone will speak your name for the last time. 760 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,200 One day, someone will speak your name for the last time. 761 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:30,440 One day, someone will speak your name for the last time. 762 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,840 Wow! 763 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,640 Yes. 764 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,200 Good. 765 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,240 APPLAUSE 766 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,000 APPLAUSE 767 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,800 It's happening a little bit now, honestly. 768 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:47,400 It's happening a little bit now, honestly. 769 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,440 It's strong, because I thought it was just, 770 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:50,560 It's strong, because I thought it was just, 771 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,920 you know, seeing you in tears, 772 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,640 I thought it was just going to be a novelty way 773 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,200 of making you in tears. 774 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,240 And that was confirmed when the onion mask came out. 775 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,080 And that was confirmed when the onion mask came out. 776 00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,120 But the addition of the genuine emotion... 777 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:00,400 But the addition of the genuine emotion... 778 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,280 Yeah. Lovely work. 779 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,080 It can never just be an onion beard. 780 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,560 No, you're right. How can it be? 781 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,600 I knew you wouldn't accept just onion beard. 782 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:09,920 I knew you wouldn't accept just onion beard. 783 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,840 I would have been disappointed by onion beard. 784 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,880 But when you start telling me that if you don't shear a sheep, 785 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,200 But when you start telling me that if you don't shear a sheep, 786 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,240 the weight of its wool will make it fall over... 787 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:17,840 the weight of its wool will make it fall over... 788 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,720 I was fine with the sheep, but it was the dog 789 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,440 not understanding why I left this morning, 790 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,480 and picking up my picking up my children for the last time. 791 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:23,920 and picking up my picking up my children for the last time. 792 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,960 Who are, they're both... Well, there are three actually now. 793 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,480 Who are, they're both... Well, there are three actually now. 794 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,520 But... LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 795 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:30,880 But... LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 796 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:34,920 It doesn't matter. How old is the youngest child? 797 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:35,280 It doesn't matter. How old is the youngest child? 798 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,800 13-and-a-half. Oh, OK. 799 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,560 Just the 13 years to get that one lodged in your head. 800 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:41,280 Just the 13 years to get that one lodged in your head. 801 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,320 Yeah, three, yeah. Wow. It's a strong start. 802 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:44,800 Yeah, three, yeah. Wow. It's a strong start. 803 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,520 Can it be beaten? Let's see. 804 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,560 OK, well, let's see Isy's before photo. 805 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:48,840 OK, well, let's see Isy's before photo. 806 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,280 Have a look at this, Greg. Yeah. 807 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:51,760 Ooh. 808 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,800 And then the after photo is this. 809 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:54,800 And then the after photo is this. 810 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,440 How on earth did all those animals and those barrels get in the bath? 811 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,480 How on earth did all those animals and those barrels get in the bath? 812 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,080 How on earth did all those animals and those barrels get in the bath? 813 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:05,120 Wow. I hope that the video is not just 814 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,960 Wow. I hope that the video is not just 815 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Isy putting those things on top of... 816 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:09,280 Isy putting those things on top of... 817 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,320 LAUGHTER 818 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:11,560 LAUGHTER 819 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,600 That's all I had. 820 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:13,840 That's all I had. 821 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,520 So, how did that get to that? 822 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,920 Let's have a look, shall we? Let's have a look. 823 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,400 Are you having a nice bath, Alex? Yes, thank you. 824 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,200 Are you having a nice bath, Alex? Yes, thank you. 825 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,240 Yeah. Good. I like a public bath. 826 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:25,720 Yeah. Good. I like a public bath. 827 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,440 Nothing could go wrong. 828 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,920 SHEEP BLEATS CAT SCREECHES 829 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,960 ANIMAL CACOPHONY 830 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:36,520 ANIMAL CACOPHONY 831 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,160 Right. 832 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,200 APPLAUSE 833 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,600 APPLAUSE 834 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,200 She animated the animal attack and gave them emotions. 835 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,080 She animated the animal attack and gave them emotions. 836 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,120 There were heavy eyebrows there. Really angry animals. 837 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,120 There were heavy eyebrows there. Really angry animals. 838 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,160 Real nice.So, um, do I win? 839 00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,040 Real nice.So, um, do I win? 840 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:03,120 You don't win, no, but I do think you're going to do 841 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:03,640 You don't win, no, but I do think you're going to do 842 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,480 a lot better than you have so far today. 843 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,080 Unless...Well, let's see Nina's. ..Nina's is better! 844 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:11,080 Unless...Well, let's see Nina's. ..Nina's is better! 845 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:13,120 Let's have a look at Nina's before photo. 846 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:13,920 Let's have a look at Nina's before photo. 847 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,960 Oh. Just a cup of tea and a sandwich. 848 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:16,240 Oh. Just a cup of tea and a sandwich. 849 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,520 And then this happened. 850 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,960 Oh, I'm quite intrigued. 851 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:21,840 Oh, I'm quite intrigued. 852 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,880 She's just been in the car with Isy Suttie. 853 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:24,160 She's just been in the car with Isy Suttie. 854 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,200 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 855 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:27,560 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 856 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,600 Yeah, that's good, that's good. That is good. 857 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:30,120 Yeah, that's good, that's good. That is good. 858 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,760 Intrigued by how that happened? 859 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,800 I really am genuinely intrigued by how that happened. 860 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:35,440 I really am genuinely intrigued by how that happened. 861 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,640 Well, it wasn't easy, but this is how this happened. 862 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:39,160 Well, it wasn't easy, but this is how this happened. 863 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,440 You look normal. 864 00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,160 SHE SQUEALS 865 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,240 It's good... 866 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,880 Argh! 867 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,920 Oh, my God. 868 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,840 Thank you for wearing the flippers too. 869 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:22,280 Thank you for wearing the flippers too. 870 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,920 It's unexpected. 871 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,760 APPLAUSE 872 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:36,360 Did you expect that? I didn't expect any of that. 873 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:36,720 Did you expect that? I didn't expect any of that. 874 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,760 I didn't expect the butterfly centurion with the flipper feet. 875 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,160 I didn't expect the butterfly centurion with the flipper feet. 876 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,200 Nor did I. You enjoyed the whole thing, I think. 877 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:42,920 Nor did I. You enjoyed the whole thing, I think. 878 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,560 I felt really sad. 879 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,520 Sad, smiling like nothing had happened. 880 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,360 Sad, smiling like nothing had happened. 881 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,200 With blue in your mouth. With blue. 882 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,520 And I hate to tell you this. 883 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,160 You know, if they don't shear sheep, 884 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,200 they can fall over from the weight of their wool. 885 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,280 they can fall over from the weight of their wool. 886 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,320 We'll see you after the break. 887 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:03,600 We'll see you after the break. 888 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,640 APPLAUSE 889 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:06,240 APPLAUSE 890 00:27:09,030 --> 00:27:09,160 {\an8}Delivery is no joke. 891 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,720 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 892 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:12,880 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 893 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,920 Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster. 894 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:15,560 Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster. 895 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,600 It's the start of part three, 896 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:17,960 It's the start of part three, 897 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000 and it's over to Alex to bring us up to speed. 898 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:20,320 and it's over to Alex to bring us up to speed. 899 00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:22,360 The competitors have taken a photo before and after something. 900 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,280 The competitors have taken a photo before and after something. 901 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,320 The photos that most make Greg 902 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:26,600 The photos that most make Greg 903 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,280 want to see what happened in-between wins. 904 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,320 There are also two bonus points for the most unexpected thing 905 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:31,040 There are also two bonus points for the most unexpected thing 906 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,280 that happened in-between. 907 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,320 Unheard of generosity from the Taskmaster. 908 00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:35,120 Unheard of generosity from the Taskmaster. 909 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,160 And now here is Richard's before photo. 910 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,480 And now here is Richard's before photo. 911 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,400 Ready for after? Yes.Click. 912 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 So, how did the left-hand picture go to the right-hand picture? 913 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,840 So, how did the left-hand picture go to the right-hand picture? 914 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,880 OK, let's just have a look.OK. 915 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:50,160 OK, let's just have a look.OK. 916 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,080 Well, this is what happened from one to go to the other. 917 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,480 A curse on this house. 918 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,440 He put a curse on a house. 919 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,480 APPLAUSE 920 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,040 APPLAUSE 921 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,080 Very clever.Thank you. 922 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:11,160 Very clever.Thank you. 923 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,200 Well, you're the creator. Do you want to talk me through the process? 924 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:13,640 Well, you're the creator. Do you want to talk me through the process? 925 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,680 The idea is that I've come from a long tradition of curses. 926 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,720 The idea is that I've come from a long tradition of curses. 927 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,760 I've cursed the house... Yeah...and upon that curse, 928 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,680 I've cursed the house... Yeah...and upon that curse, 929 00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,720 the gargoyle has turned back into the beast that he used to be. 930 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,000 the gargoyle has turned back into the beast that he used to be. 931 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,040 I see. And why are you wearing Spanx? 932 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:27,360 I see. And why are you wearing Spanx? 933 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,240 Why are you wearing Spanx? 934 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,760 I'm completely naked in the picture on the right. 935 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,440 Oh, yeah. 936 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,280 One more before and after to see. You want to see them? 937 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:39,320 Yeah.OK. This is Matt Lucas. 938 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,520 Yeah.OK. This is Matt Lucas. 939 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,560 Um, I have to say that because you might not recognise him. 940 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:43,040 Um, I have to say that because you might not recognise him. 941 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,760 This is Matt Lucas before. Yeah. 942 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,920 And this is Matt Lucas after. 943 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,240 So, Greg? Yeah. 944 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,280 So, next to each other, they look like that. Yeah. 945 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:55,600 So, next to each other, they look like that. Yeah. 946 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,640 How much do you want to see what happened in-between. 947 00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:57,920 How much do you want to see what happened in-between. 948 00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,960 At this stage? Not at all.Right. 949 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,120 At this stage? Not at all.Right. 950 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,720 Let's have a look. 951 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,280 I'm going to try the world's first-ever flight. 952 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,320 I'm going to try the world's first-ever flight. 953 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,080 I'm going to try the world's first-ever flight. 954 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,120 So, the before photo will be me on the first step of the ladder. 955 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,160 So, the before photo will be me on the first step of the ladder. 956 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:19,600 So, the before photo will be me on the first step of the ladder. 957 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,760 Now, I have very, very bad vertigo, 958 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,280 Now, I have very, very bad vertigo, 959 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,320 so, I think I'm just going to actually get off. 960 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:27,320 so, I think I'm just going to actually get off. 961 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:28,600 I don't think I'm going to do it. 962 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,240 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 963 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:35,640 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 964 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,120 Am I in trouble? I mean, you're not in trouble. 965 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:44,720 Am I in trouble? I mean, you're not in trouble. 966 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,760 It depends how important points are to you, I suppose. 967 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:47,640 It depends how important points are to you, I suppose. 968 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,680 And being humiliated in front of your own mother. 969 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:50,920 And being humiliated in front of your own mother. 970 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,840 The process was interesting. Yeah, no. 971 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,880 So, I thought I would fly, but I do have vertigo, 972 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:55,760 So, I thought I would fly, but I do have vertigo, 973 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,840 and so, I didn't fly. 974 00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,880 It's just disappointing, as I was imagining. 975 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:00,200 It's just disappointing, as I was imagining. 976 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,240 Right, right, OK. Yeah. Well, then that's good! 977 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,120 Right, right, OK. Yeah. Well, then that's good! 978 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,080 No, no. 979 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,120 So, Greg, you're going to see all ten photos up on the screen. 980 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,000 So, Greg, you're going to see all ten photos up on the screen. 981 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,040 Yeah, let's go.It's the pair that make you most want to see 982 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:10,320 Yeah, let's go.It's the pair that make you most want to see 983 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:11,400 what happened in-between that wins, 984 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,400 but there's also a bonus pair of points 985 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,280 for the most unexpected thing that did happen. 986 00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,320 Matt Lucas for one.Yeah, I've got that. I've already done that. 987 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:17,680 Matt Lucas for one.Yeah, I've got that. I've already done that. 988 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,600 Richard, yeah, I was pretty intrigued. 989 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,040 Three points. 990 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,080 OK. Isy, I was...fairly intrigued. Three points. 991 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,520 OK. Isy, I was...fairly intrigued. Three points. 992 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:25,880 OK. Chloe, four. 993 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,560 Yes, Nina, five points. 994 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:28,920 There we go. Five points to Nina Conti. 995 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,960 Now the pain. APPLAUSE 996 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,040 Now the pain. APPLAUSE 997 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,720 The most unexpected, for me, 998 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,200 I think it's probably Chloe, 999 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,240 because there was a lot of emotional content, 1000 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:37,560 because there was a lot of emotional content, 1001 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,600 and thrown in on top, I wasn't expecting an onion beard. 1002 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:40,960 and thrown in on top, I wasn't expecting an onion beard. 1003 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000 I wasn't expecting information about sheep. 1004 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:43,640 I wasn't expecting information about sheep. 1005 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,240 I'm going to give them the two points. 1006 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,200 It's for Chloe. Two bonus points for Chloe. 1007 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,240 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1008 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:49,480 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1009 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:51,120 There we go. 1010 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,480 Let's have another, can we, Alex, please? 1011 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:55,760 Let's have another, can we, Alex, please? 1012 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,600 Yes, but first, some admin, 1013 00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,640 in the shape of a standard BOSNAC form. 1014 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:00,680 in the shape of a standard BOSNAC form. 1015 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,440 Ah, Chloe Petts. This is suspicious. 1016 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:16,280 Ah, Chloe Petts. This is suspicious. 1017 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:17,720 Hmm. 1018 00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:20,560 Oh. 1019 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,240 Hmm. Oh. 1020 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,280 Do you want to take a seat? Uh...yes. 1021 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,680 Do you want to take a seat? Uh...yes. 1022 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,680 Yes, I'll take a seat. 1023 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,720 I presume it's this one. 1024 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:30,960 I presume it's this one. 1025 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,520 Happy with that? 1026 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,560 It's nice. 1027 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:42,800 It's nice. 1028 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,840 Ready to play? Ready to play. 1029 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:45,080 Ready to play? Ready to play. 1030 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,280 Thank you. 1031 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,440 "Win a game of noughts and crosses against your old self." 1032 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,480 "Win a game of noughts and crosses against your old self." 1033 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:53,760 "Win a game of noughts and crosses against your old self." 1034 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,800 "Your old self will choose squares 1035 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,400 "Your old self will choose squares 1036 00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,440 "according to the form they filled in earlier." 1037 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,480 "according to the form they filled in earlier." 1038 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:01,800 "according to the form they filled in earlier." 1039 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,840 "..according to the form they filled in earlier." 1040 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:04,200 "..according to the form they filled in earlier." 1041 00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:11,560 "Fill out this form." 1042 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,080 "You have one minute." 1043 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,120 Your time starts... 1044 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:15,400 Your time starts... 1045 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:16,760 MATT COUGHS ..now. OK. 1046 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,560 BOSNAC form. 1047 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,600 "Write all the numbers from one to nine in any order. 1048 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:22,280 "Write all the numbers from one to nine in any order. 1049 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:23,720 "One in each box." OK. 1050 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,000 Really not a lot of time. 1051 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,000 Two... 1052 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:31,960 Done. 1053 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000 WHISTLE PEEPS Did you choose big or small? Big. 1054 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:34,440 WHISTLE PEEPS Did you choose big or small? Big. 1055 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,480 Big? Yeah. Interesting. 1056 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:37,000 Big? Yeah. Interesting. 1057 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,040 Very interesting. Right... Why is it interesting? 1058 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:39,600 Very interesting. Right... Why is it interesting? 1059 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:40,800 ..I'll take the form. 1060 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,520 Have you checked your answers? 1061 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,560 I wouldn't like to. WHISTLE PEEPS 1062 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:44,840 I wouldn't like to. WHISTLE PEEPS 1063 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,880 So, early on, you filled out a grid 1064 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:47,520 So, early on, you filled out a grid 1065 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,560 with what order you wanted to put down your crosses. 1066 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:49,960 with what order you wanted to put down your crosses. 1067 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,680 Did I? 1068 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,400 I'll put your cross down where your old self put number one. 1069 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:55,960 I'll put your cross down where your old self put number one. 1070 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,880 OK. Then you have a go. 1071 00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,840 And if number two is where you've gone, 1072 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,280 he'll move on to number three, your old self. 1073 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:04,960 I don't understand very well. 1074 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,040 "If you fail to land a nought in an empty square, you miss a go." 1075 00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,080 "If you fail to land a nought in an empty square, you miss a go." 1076 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:11,360 "If you fail to land a nought in an empty square, you miss a go." 1077 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,400 You're chucking them from up there. 1078 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:13,640 You're chucking them from up there. 1079 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,080 I wondered why I was up here. 1080 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,120 Well, you picked big on your size selection. 1081 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,160 Well, you picked big on your size selection. 1082 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,240 Yes, I did. 1083 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,280 Well, I was thinking of something else, Alex. 1084 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:21,680 Well, I was thinking of something else, Alex. 1085 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,160 So, earlier on, you filled out 1086 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,200 your Big Or Small Noughts And Crosses form. 1087 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:25,480 your Big Or Small Noughts And Crosses form. 1088 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,040 You chose small. Yes, yes. 1089 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,200 That's why you've got the small chair. 1090 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,040 Ah! 1091 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,960 Ah! 1092 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,640 I'm glad I chose big, 1093 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,680 cos I'd feel absolutely dreadful if I was down there. 1094 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,320 cos I'd feel absolutely dreadful if I was down there. 1095 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,400 You're going to be sat on that. 1096 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:41,960 By that, I mean your wrist will be like that, 1097 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,160 and you're dropping circles. 1098 00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,200 "If you win, you must give the same answer as your old self, 1099 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,360 "If you win, you must give the same answer as your old self, 1100 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,040 "and then your task is over." 1101 00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,400 What does that mean? 1102 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,240 I'll ask you one of the questions that you filled in earlier, 1103 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,040 and you've got to try to remember what you put. 1104 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,080 "If you give a different answer, you must start again. 1105 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,120 "If you give a different answer, you must start again. 1106 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:57,400 "If you give a different answer, you must start again. 1107 00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:58,440 "Fastest winner wins." 1108 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,120 "Your time starts on the whistle." 1109 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,160 I'm going to take a seat. Best of luck. 1110 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:02,480 I'm going to take a seat. Best of luck. 1111 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:03,760 Yeah. Go on. 1112 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,480 WHISTLE PEEPS 1113 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:08,720 Hmm. A lot going on. 1114 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,760 APPLAUSE 1115 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:10,960 APPLAUSE 1116 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,320 Chloe, why would you feel dreadful if you weren't up high? 1117 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:17,080 Chloe, why would you feel dreadful if you weren't up high? 1118 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,120 My assumption was that if I'd chosen small, 1119 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:19,760 My assumption was that if I'd chosen small, 1120 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,480 then I would have been sat in the same chair as Alex, 1121 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,400 and I thought that would have been absolutely pathetic. 1122 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:24,840 I agree. 1123 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,880 You must maintain power over him at all times. 1124 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:28,320 You must maintain power over him at all times. 1125 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,840 Right... OK. 1126 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,080 Let's go.OK. Well, it is Nina, Chloe and Matt 1127 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,640 Let's go.OK. Well, it is Nina, Chloe and Matt 1128 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,680 who sometimes doesn't understand very well. 1129 00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:37,240 who sometimes doesn't understand very well. 1130 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:38,840 Do you remember where you put them? 1131 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,520 Yeah, I remember where I put the numbers. 1132 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,560 OK. Good. OK. So, your old self... 1133 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:43,880 OK. Good. OK. So, your old self... 1134 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,480 ..went there. 1135 00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:49,920 Your old self went there. 1136 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:54,480 I'm going there. 1137 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,360 Or there. 1138 00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,600 Do you want me to straighten that up for you? 1139 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:00,840 I'd love it. 1140 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,600 Hey! 1141 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:17,760 {\an8}One, two, three. 1142 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,280 {\an8}That's three in a row. Yeah. 1143 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:20,520 Please tell me a food. 1144 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,840 No. Oh, my God! 1145 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,960 What did I write down on the BOSNAC form? 1146 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,480 Soup. 1147 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:35,800 Stop the clock. 1148 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,080 Wow. That was pretty fast, wasn't it? 1149 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:39,520 Wow. That was pretty fast, wasn't it? 1150 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:40,720 It felt fast. 1151 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,760 Food? Food. 1152 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:43,520 Food? Food. 1153 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,440 Salt? Bananas. 1154 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,360 Oh, my life is bad! 1155 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,520 All I can think is hot dog. Are you saying hot dog? 1156 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:52,800 All I can think is hot dog. Are you saying hot dog? 1157 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,640 Yeah. Carrot. 1158 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,680 We play again. All right. 1159 00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:57,320 We play again. All right. 1160 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:03,680 That's where I was going to go. 1161 00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,360 Yeah. I have to go to six. 1162 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:09,760 {\an8}Yes! Get in. 1163 00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,160 Oh, one, two, three. You've won again. Thank you. 1164 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:13,480 Oh, one, two, three. You've won again. Thank you. 1165 00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,520 So, the task is over if you get this question correct. 1166 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:15,800 So, the task is over if you get this question correct. 1167 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,360 Please name an adjective. 1168 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,040 Woozy. 1169 00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,120 Please tell me a sound. 1170 00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:23,320 Please tell me a sound. 1171 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,600 I can't remember what I put. 1172 00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:39,080 A bark? No, a sneeze. Off we go again. 1173 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:39,360 A bark? No, a sneeze. Off we go again. 1174 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,040 Oh, I hate this life! 1175 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,480 Number six, you went over here. 1176 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,040 {\an8}One, two, three. Yep, you've won. 1177 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,720 {\an8}Now you just have to tell me... 1178 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:53,440 ..a bird. 1179 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,480 Finch. Correct! Wahey! 1180 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:56,880 Finch. Correct! Wahey! 1181 00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:58,920 You're very good at this. I was passable. 1182 00:36:58,960 --> 00:36:59,640 You're very good at this. I was passable. 1183 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:02,880 Pretty good. 1184 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,920 APPLAUSE 1185 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:05,120 APPLAUSE 1186 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000 So, what I would say, Nina, is you must be thrilled with that textbook. 1187 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,040 So, what I would say, Nina, is you must be thrilled with that textbook. 1188 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:12,840 So, what I would say, Nina, is you must be thrilled with that textbook. 1189 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:14,880 You won, you said, "soup," you left. 1190 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,320 You won, you said, "soup," you left. 1191 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,360 It was mainly a test of memory and throwing crosses accurately. 1192 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:19,960 It was mainly a test of memory and throwing crosses accurately. 1193 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000 Chloe was the cleverest because your numbers were 1194 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:22,520 Chloe was the cleverest because your numbers were 1195 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,240 one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. 1196 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:25,880 You thought this was going to be relevant later on. 1197 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,200 The rest put their answers pretty randomly. 1198 00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:29,240 However, Nina was far quicker than you, Chloe. 1199 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:30,000 However, Nina was far quicker than you, Chloe. 1200 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,040 What surprised me was that we'd filled in the BOSNAC form 1201 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,960 What surprised me was that we'd filled in the BOSNAC form 1202 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000 a mere two hours before that task. 1203 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,040 It wasn't that Matt forgot what was on the BOSNAC form, 1204 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:38,560 It wasn't that Matt forgot what was on the BOSNAC form, 1205 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:40,120 he forgot that he filled it in. 1206 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,760 Yeah. 1207 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,800 It was fairly terrifying. I don't know where I am now. 1208 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:44,200 It was fairly terrifying. I don't know where I am now. 1209 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,360 Do you need your mum?Yeah. 1210 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:48,640 If only she was here. 1211 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,320 Right. It's time for a quick ad break. 1212 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:55,600 Right. It's time for a quick ad break. 1213 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,440 And then just one part left to go. 1214 00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,480 Matt's mum is standing by to make the winner feel safe. 1215 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:00,720 Matt's mum is standing by to make the winner feel safe. 1216 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,760 And Richard's Portaloo's there in case they need to have a plop. 1217 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,320 And Richard's Portaloo's there in case they need to have a plop. 1218 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:05,760 See you soon. 1219 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,800 APPLAUSE 1220 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:08,000 APPLAUSE 1221 00:38:08,830 --> 00:38:09,160 Delivery is no joke. 1222 00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,640 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1223 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:13,400 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1224 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,440 Hello, welcome back to the final part of the show, 1225 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,120 Hello, welcome back to the final part of the show, 1226 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,160 where our cast are participating in a game of noughts and crosses. 1227 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:20,040 where our cast are participating in a game of noughts and crosses. 1228 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,080 Yes, as we always say, Greg, "Save the budget, 1229 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:22,920 Yes, as we always say, Greg, "Save the budget, 1230 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,640 "have a nice holiday." 1231 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,680 Finally, then, let's test the memories of Richard and Isy, 1232 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:28,520 Finally, then, let's test the memories of Richard and Isy, 1233 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,560 two great comedians who were in two great sitcoms 1234 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:31,120 two great comedians who were in two great sitcoms 1235 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,160 just a couple of decades ago. 1236 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:33,360 just a couple of decades ago. 1237 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,840 You're going first, your old self, and you went there. 1238 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:38,720 You're going first, your old self, and you went there. 1239 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,760 Some part of my wrist has got to touch the chair. 1240 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:41,040 Some part of my wrist has got to touch the chair. 1241 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:42,240 Yeah. 1242 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,160 That's just on there. Yeah. 1243 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,200 Your old self went here. 1244 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:47,760 Your old self went here. 1245 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,400 {\an8}What... Are you still sitting? 1246 00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:52,640 {\an8}Yeah, I think so. 1247 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,400 {\an8}Are you? Yes. 1248 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:55,400 {\an8}OK. 1249 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,240 {\an8}No, that's missed. 1250 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,800 {\an8}You miss a go. 1251 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,840 {\an8}Your old self, luckily for you, went there. 1252 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:04,160 {\an8}Your old self, luckily for you, went there. 1253 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,200 {\an8}My old self has done me a good turn there. Mm-hm. 1254 00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:06,960 {\an8}My old self has done me a good turn there. Mm-hm. 1255 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,800 OK. Luckily, it's going to go there. 1256 00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,760 So, that's the end of game one. OK. 1257 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,800 Your old self actually then went there. Yeah. 1258 00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:15,480 Your old self actually then went there. Yeah. 1259 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,480 Oh, that's, no, that's missed. 1260 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:19,880 Oh, that's, no, that's missed. 1261 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,400 Really? We all saw that. 1262 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:22,680 When you say missed... 1263 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:24,680 Do you want to play it again? Yes. 1264 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,160 You pushed it. 1265 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:34,280 What are you talking about? 1266 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:35,560 I've won. 1267 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,400 {\an8}I also went there as number seven. 1268 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:38,640 {\an8}Got a chance here, Isy. 1269 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,000 Yeah. Come on. 1270 00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,560 Please give me a time. 1271 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,760 1923. 1272 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,800 That's incorrect. We have to play again. 1273 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:50,080 That's incorrect. We have to play again. 1274 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,120 It was a time, though, wasn't it? 1275 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:53,040 It was a time, though, wasn't it? 1276 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,480 Wasn't that time. 1277 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,520 It was A time, you asked me for A time. 1278 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:56,800 It was A time, you asked me for A time. 1279 00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:57,960 This is gaslighting. 1280 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,920 "If you give a different answer, you must start again." 1281 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,880 Oh! 1282 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,040 OK. You won the game. 1283 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,080 Now you have to answer the same question the same way. 1284 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:09,880 Now you have to answer the same question the same way. 1285 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,520 Please say a number. 1286 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,160 Nine. 1287 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,200 Correct. Impressive. Thank you. 1288 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:17,800 Correct. Impressive. Thank you. 1289 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,120 There. 1290 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,760 I'm going to ask you for a food. 1291 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,800 If I say pass, you've got to ask me another question. 1292 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:26,600 If I say pass, you've got to ask me another question. 1293 00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:28,640 That is not true. Pass. 1294 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:28,920 That is not true. Pass. 1295 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,960 This is not like Mastermind. Have you seen Mastermind? 1296 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:31,320 This is not like Mastermind. Have you seen Mastermind? 1297 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,360 No, what's Mastermind? OK, it really works. 1298 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:33,680 No, what's Mastermind? OK, it really works. 1299 00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:35,440 If you pass, you go to the next question. 1300 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:36,480 Hmm. 1301 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,840 Oh, congratulations. Three in a row. Yeah. 1302 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:43,120 Oh, congratulations. Three in a row. Yeah. 1303 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:44,920 I'm going to ask for a place. 1304 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:48,800 Place? Mm-hm. 1305 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,000 Pass. 1306 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,280 Three, yeah, well done. Thank you. 1307 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,440 Please could you tell me a bird? 1308 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:09,640 Please could you tell me a bird? 1309 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:15,800 Crane. 1310 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,840 Congratulations. You've won noughts and crosses. 1311 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:18,080 Congratulations. You've won noughts and crosses. 1312 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,800 Would you have got the colour? 1313 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:22,000 Would you have got the colour? 1314 00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,560 Did I say red? You said vermilion. That's a shame. 1315 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:27,440 Did I say red? You said vermilion. That's a shame. 1316 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,600 APPLAUSE 1317 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,640 APPLAUSE 1318 00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:34,840 APPLAUSE 1319 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,360 Isy was pretty quick, I think. 1320 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:38,600 Isy was pretty quick, I think. 1321 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:39,840 Yes, she was. Yes. 1322 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,880 I'd like to raise something though. Please. 1323 00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:42,200 I'd like to raise something though. Please. 1324 00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,920 So, the same thing happened to me and Richard, 1325 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,960 it went sort of to the edge, and I accepted your authority. 1326 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000 it went sort of to the edge, and I accepted your authority. 1327 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:48,800 it went sort of to the edge, and I accepted your authority. 1328 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,840 Yeah. Whereas Richard challenged your authority, 1329 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:51,360 Yeah. Whereas Richard challenged your authority, 1330 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,120 and you kind of like, let him off. 1331 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,160 You are aware Richard was very slow and you were very fast. 1332 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:56,280 You are aware Richard was very slow and you were very fast. 1333 00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,320 I'm not really pleased that Richard had a go. OK. 1334 00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:59,920 I'm not really pleased that Richard had a go. OK. 1335 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,800 But, I mean, I think you're right to point it out. 1336 00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:04,160 But, I mean, I think you're right to point it out. 1337 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,200 And it's no more complicated than old-fashioned misogyny. 1338 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:07,720 And it's no more complicated than old-fashioned misogyny. 1339 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,160 Richard.I knew Alex was an ally. Yes! 1340 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,880 Richard.I knew Alex was an ally. Yes! 1341 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,400 Can I tell you what his sound was in the quiz, first of all? 1342 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:21,960 Can I tell you what his sound was in the quiz, first of all? 1343 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000 Tell me what his sound was. I know his colour was vermilion. 1344 00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:24,440 Tell me what his sound was. I know his colour was vermilion. 1345 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:26,480 Colour, vermilion, sound, despair. 1346 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:26,840 Colour, vermilion, sound, despair. 1347 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,680 So, points wise, it's pretty simple. 1348 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:33,920 So, points wise, it's pretty simple. 1349 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,480 It just goes by the time. 1350 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,520 Nina was the quickest, five points for her, 45 seconds, 1351 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:37,960 Nina was the quickest, five points for her, 45 seconds, 1352 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000 Isy gets four points, 1:42, 1353 00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:40,240 Isy gets four points, 1:42, 1354 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:41,880 three to Chloe, 2:18, 1355 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,600 Matt, two points, 5:40, 1356 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:45,640 and Richard, 18 minutes, 30 seconds, one point. 1357 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,200 and Richard, 18 minutes, 30 seconds, one point. 1358 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:49,240 There we go. Five points for Nina. 1359 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:49,760 There we go. Five points for Nina. 1360 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,800 APPLAUSE 1361 00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,000 APPLAUSE 1362 00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,360 All right, everyone, please make your way to the stage 1363 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:56,880 All right, everyone, please make your way to the stage 1364 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,320 for the final task of the show! 1365 00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,360 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1366 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:00,800 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1367 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,480 Who's going to read the task out, you silly boy? 1368 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,520 Richard is going to read the task. 1369 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:11,760 Richard is going to read the task. 1370 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:12,920 I'll bring 'em down. 1371 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,360 "Get all the red rolls on your left pole, 1372 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,080 "Get all the red rolls on your left pole, 1373 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,120 "the yellow rolls on your middle poll, 1374 00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:22,440 "the yellow rolls on your middle poll, 1375 00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,480 "and the green rolls on your right pole. 1376 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:25,320 "and the green rolls on your right pole. 1377 00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:27,360 "Only one role may leave the poles at any time. 1378 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,400 "Only one role may leave the poles at any time. 1379 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:29,720 "Only one role may leave the poles at any time. 1380 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,760 "Also, you must be waving at the Taskmaster 1381 00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:32,840 "Also, you must be waving at the Taskmaster 1382 00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:34,880 "with one hand throughout the task. 1383 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:35,360 "with one hand throughout the task. 1384 00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,400 "Fastest wins. 1385 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:37,640 "Fastest wins. 1386 00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,680 "Your time starts on the whistle." 1387 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:39,960 "Your time starts on the whistle." 1388 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000 Hello, Matt. Yeah, what happens if you're colour-blind? 1389 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:42,840 Hello, Matt. Yeah, what happens if you're colour-blind? 1390 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,880 You asked this last week as well, and we established you weren't. 1391 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:45,840 You asked this last week as well, and we established you weren't. 1392 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,880 Yeah, well, I'm not, but that doesn't... 1393 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,400 Yeah, well, I'm not, but that doesn't... 1394 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,440 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 1395 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:52,120 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 1396 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:53,480 Richard's got a question. 1397 00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,520 Can we keep these holders after the show? 1398 00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:55,800 Can we keep these holders after the show? 1399 00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:56,640 Yes, you can, Richard. 1400 00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,680 For the third show in a row, you can keep all the props. 1401 00:43:58,720 --> 00:43:59,000 For the third show in a row, you can keep all the props. 1402 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,000 Good luck. 1403 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,360 WHISTLE PEEPS 1404 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:04,360 And wave, hand moving. 1405 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:06,960 Wave! 1406 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,000 What do you mean? 1407 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:09,280 What do you mean? 1408 00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,960 What are you doing? What are you all doing? 1409 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:15,200 What are you doing? What are you all doing? 1410 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,280 I've lost control of my hands! 1411 00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:20,720 I've lost control of my hands! 1412 00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,280 CHEERING 1413 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:23,520 What the actual...? 1414 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,400 Lovely, Richard. So close. 1415 00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:27,000 Guys! 1416 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:28,800 Right. Lovely! 1417 00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:31,680 Yeah! 1418 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000 Oh, my hand doesn't like waving. Keep the wave! You keep the wave! 1419 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,600 Oh, my hand doesn't like waving. Keep the wave! You keep the wave! 1420 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,200 What's going on? 1421 00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,520 Keep waving, Matt, keep waving. Yes! Keep waving! 1422 00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:42,800 Keep waving, Matt, keep waving. Yes! Keep waving! 1423 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,440 Oh, my God, it's genuinely close. 1424 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,640 CHEERING 1425 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,400 Keep going. I think you should keep going. 1426 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,440 You can do it!You're so close. 1427 00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:55,680 You can do it!You're so close. 1428 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:57,720 Is it this? That's it. Yes, man! 1429 00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:58,440 Is it this? That's it. Yes, man! 1430 00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,480 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1431 00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:01,960 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1432 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,840 I'll add those scores to the big scores. 1433 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,200 Come on down and join me! 1434 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:11,240 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1435 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:11,440 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1436 00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:14,040 Hello.Hello. 1437 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,920 Well, well, well.Mm. 1438 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,920 The old toilet paper task. 1439 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,960 One of the rules was only one roll may leave the poles at any time. 1440 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000 One of the rules was only one roll may leave the poles at any time. 1441 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:23,280 One of the rules was only one roll may leave the poles at any time. 1442 00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,320 And I must show you this photo. 1443 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:25,560 And I must show you this photo. 1444 00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,600 Oh, dear, dear, dear. 1445 00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:28,480 Oh, dear, dear, dear. 1446 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,400 I need to show you this photo. 1447 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,440 Oh, rolls all over the place! 1448 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:32,960 Oh, rolls all over the place! 1449 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,960 Well, that is a pile-up. 1450 00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:38,840 So, unfortunately, the two people who were in last place 1451 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:39,160 So, unfortunately, the two people who were in last place 1452 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:40,480 have been disqualified. 1453 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:41,680 Scandal! 1454 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:43,320 But I have one more photo to show you! 1455 00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,360 Ah! AUDIENCE GASP 1456 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:45,640 Ah! AUDIENCE GASP 1457 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,560 Oh, my God! It's Nina! 1458 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,840 Look at those two... That's a mistake! 1459 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:51,120 Look at those two... That's a mistake! 1460 00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,160 That's not a...that's a knock-off. 1461 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,080 That's not a...that's a knock-off. 1462 00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,640 I think that's AI, because in that photo, 1463 00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,680 if you look carefully, I don't have any hair. 1464 00:45:59,720 --> 00:45:59,920 if you look carefully, I don't have any hair. 1465 00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:03,960 Matt was fairly slow. 1466 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,800 So, three points. 1467 00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:07,840 But Chloe, easily the winner, five points. 1468 00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:08,120 But Chloe, easily the winner, five points. 1469 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:09,600 CHEERING 1470 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,160 Hey, why don't you tell me the series scores 1471 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,200 before we find out who's won this episode? 1472 00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:15,480 before we find out who's won this episode? 1473 00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,000 OK, well, after three episodes, 1474 00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,040 Isy, you are unfortunately in last with 35. 1475 00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:19,320 Isy, you are unfortunately in last with 35. 1476 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:20,680 Richard, 38, 1477 00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:21,840 Matt, 44, 1478 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,000 Chloe, 48, 1479 00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:24,320 Nina is in the lead with 49 points. 1480 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:26,360 Well, I never. APPLAUSE 1481 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:27,640 Well, I never. APPLAUSE 1482 00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:29,120 However... 1483 00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,160 And today...Today, this episode, thanks to that final flourish, 1484 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:32,920 And today...Today, this episode, thanks to that final flourish, 1485 00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:34,440 is won by Chloe Petts. 1486 00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,480 Chloe Petts wins! 1487 00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:36,720 Chloe Petts wins! 1488 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:37,920 Yes! 1489 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,800 Please sail up to the stage to celebrate 1490 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,840 with your safe things, and Matt's mum. 1491 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:42,680 with your safe things, and Matt's mum. 1492 00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:44,720 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1493 00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:45,560 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1494 00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:47,600 Here's the winner, Chloe Petts! 1495 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:48,560 Here's the winner, Chloe Petts! 1496 00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,600 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1497 00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:51,720 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1498 00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:04,240 Subtitles by Red Bee Media 1499 00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:05,200 Subtitles by Red Bee Media