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This programme contains
strong language and adult humour

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This programme contains
strong language and adult humour

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This programme contains
strong language and adult humour

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<font color="#00ffff">Oh.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Whoo!</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Oh.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Whoo!</font>

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SCREAMING

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<font color="#00ffff">You're useless at this.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">SCREAMING</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Parp.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Boop.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Argh!</font>

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hello! Welcome to Taskmaster,
the answer to the question

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Hello! Welcome to Taskmaster,
the answer to the question

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Hello! Welcome to Taskmaster,
the answer to the question

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where can I see an overweight
but dashing man

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where can I see an overweight
but dashing man

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get a feckless weasel
with a wonky tooth

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get a feckless weasel
with a wonky tooth

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to torture his peer group
for pointless tasks?

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to torture his peer group
for pointless tasks?

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Channel Four, that's where, silly!
Let's meet them now.

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Channel Four, that's where, silly!
Let's meet them now.

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They are Andy Zaltzman,

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They are Andy Zaltzman,

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Babatunde Aleshe,

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Babatunde Aleshe,

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Emma Sidi,

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Emma Sidi,

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Jack Dee,

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and Rosie Jones.

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and Rosie Jones.

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And next to me,
a man who says that he loves

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And next to me,
a man who says that he loves

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to holiday in Wales because
it's so beautiful,

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to holiday in Wales because
it's so beautiful,

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but longs for the day when its
people are driven into the sea.

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but longs for the day when its
people are driven into the sea.

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but longs for the day when its
people are driven into the sea.

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It's little Alex Horne.

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It's little Alex Horne.

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<font color="#ffff00">Hello, Greg.</font> Hello, there.

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<font color="#ffff00">Hello. I've got you a present.</font>
Thank you.

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<font color="#ffff00">Do you like cars?</font> Do I?

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<font color="#ffff00">Do you like cars?</font> Do I?

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, do you?</font> Yes.<font color="#ffff00">Good.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Ooh, do you like Greg Davies?</font>
Hoo-hoo!

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<font color="#ffff00">Ooh, do you like Greg Davies?</font>
Hoo-hoo!

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Can barely stop looking in
the mirror.

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Can barely stop looking in
the mirror.

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<font color="#ffff00">Well, I think you'll like genuine</font>
<font color="#ffff00">personalised number plates.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Well, I think you'll like genuine</font>
<font color="#ffff00">personalised number plates.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah? Back and front,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">back and front.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah? Back and front,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">back and front.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">It's a personalised number plate</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for Greg Davies.</font>

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Does it say Gary Davies?

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Does it say Gary Davies?

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, I got muddled.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, I got muddled.</font>

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Let's crack on.
What's the prize task today?

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<font color="#ffff00">This time they've brought in the</font>
<font color="#ffff00">thing most likely to make you say...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">This time they've brought in the</font>
<font color="#ffff00">thing most likely to make you say...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">This time they've brought in the</font>
<font color="#ffff00">thing most likely to make you say...</font>

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Oh, Christ! Now that is bad ass.

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Oh, Christ! Now that is bad ass.

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<font color="#ffff00">Yes, sure, we've all</font>
<font color="#ffff00">probably said bad ass,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and, sure, we've all probably</font>
<font color="#ffff00">had bad ass,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">but Greg wants to see</font>
<font color="#ffff00">something</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">but Greg wants to see</font>
<font color="#ffff00">something</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">that makes him say it like</font>
<font color="#ffff00">he means it,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and that will result in five</font>
<font color="#ffff00">really, really big points.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and that will result in five</font>
<font color="#ffff00">really, really big points.</font>

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You, Emma Sidi.<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font>

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You, Emma Sidi.<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font>

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How are you gonna make me
say now that is bad ass?

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How are you gonna make me
say now that is bad ass?

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<font color="#00ff00">This is something that I own.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">This is something that I own.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">It's very precious to me,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and I think it speaks for itself.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">It's very precious to me,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and I think it speaks for itself.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">It's very precious to me,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and I think it speaks for itself.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">React to this, Greg.</font> OK.

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I know what I've got
to say if it does...<font color="#ffff00">Hmm.</font>

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I know what I've got
to say if it does...<font color="#ffff00">Hmm.</font>

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..elicit the response.<font color="#ffff00">Here we go.</font>

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..elicit the response.<font color="#ffff00">Here we go.</font>

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Nothing.

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<font color="#00ff00">Now that is bad ass.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Now that is bad ass.</font>

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I hate it.<font color="#00ff00">Cool.</font>

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I hate it.<font color="#00ff00">Cool.</font>

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I find it religiously insensitive.
<font color="#ffff00">Yes.</font>

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I find it religiously insensitive.
<font color="#ffff00">Yes.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I don't. I think God and Jesus</font>
<font color="#00ff00">would love that.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I don't. I think God and Jesus</font>
<font color="#00ff00">would love that.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">God and Jesus.</font> God and Jesus!

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<font color="#00ff00">Well, and the spirit as well.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">The three...</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Well, and the spirit as well.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">The three...</font>

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I don't think any of
the big three would like that.

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I don't think any of
the big three would like that.

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<font color="#00ff00">Whatever. Whatever.</font>
I think it's horrible.

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<font color="#00ff00">Whatever. Whatever.</font>
I think it's horrible.

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<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font> You should be
ashamed of yourself.

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<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font> You should be
ashamed of yourself.

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Baba.<font color="#00ffff">Yo.</font>

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Are you gonna make me say
wow, this is bad ass?

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<font color="#00ffff">I 100% will. How's your</font>
<font color="#00ffff">footwear nowadays, bro?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I 100% will. How's your</font>
<font color="#00ffff">footwear nowadays, bro?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">You got your sock game</font>
<font color="#00ffff">on lock, I won't lie.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">You got your sock game</font>
<font color="#00ffff">on lock, I won't lie.</font>

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Yeah.<font color="#00ffff">I got something that...</font>
Better than these shoes?

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Yeah.<font color="#00ffff">I got something that...</font>
Better than these shoes?

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<font color="#00ffff">100% way better than your shoes.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">100% way better than your shoes.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Show them what I got him.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">He's gonna get you these</font>
<font color="#ffff00">shoes, Greg.</font>

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All right.<font color="#ffff00">Nike Air Force One.</font>

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All right.<font color="#ffff00">Nike Air Force One.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Let me tell you something, yeah,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">so now when you come to like</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Let me tell you something, yeah,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">so now when you come to like</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">the ends, right, you wear white</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Air Forces.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">the ends, right, you wear white</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Air Forces.</font>

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When I come to the...<font color="#00ffff">The ends.</font>
The ends?<font color="#00ffff">The ends, bro.</font>

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When I come to the...<font color="#00ffff">The ends.</font>
The ends?<font color="#00ffff">The ends, bro.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Watch Top Boy, bruv.</font> OK.

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There's a lot of work for me to do
before I can say these are bad ass.

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There's a lot of work for me to do
before I can say these are bad ass.

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<font color="#00ffff">Everyone's gonna say it for you.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Everyone's gonna say it for you.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">All you need to do is just rock up</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with a pair of white Air Forces,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">All you need to do is just rock up</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with a pair of white Air Forces,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">but this is the thing, you can't</font>
<font color="#00ffff">just rock up with</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">a pair of Air Forces, right.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">You've gotta laugh,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but the laugh has to be smooth.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">You've gotta laugh,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but the laugh has to be smooth.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">You've gotta be like... Ha-ha-ha-ha!</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">You've gotta be like... Ha-ha-ha-ha!</font>

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What situations am I gonna do
this in, Baba?

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What situations am I gonna do
this in, Baba?

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<font color="#00ffff">Well, I'm just trying</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to inject some youth into you.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Well, I'm just trying</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to inject some youth into you.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">You're the one that's turned, like,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">what did you say,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">like 75 or something?</font>
Feels like that. Feels like it.

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<font color="#00ffff">like 75 or something?</font>
Feels like that. Feels like it.

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But I don't know whether
I'm gonna feel more youthful

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But I don't know whether
I'm gonna feel more youthful

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if I go into any situation and
go ah-ha-ha-ha

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if I go into any situation and
go ah-ha-ha-ha

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if I go into any situation and
go ah-ha-ha-ha

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with a pair of white trainers.

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<font color="#00ffff">I'm not gonna lie, that laugh was</font>
<font color="#00ffff">good though.</font> Yeah?

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<font color="#00ffff">You know, you know,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">like it felt good.</font>

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Hello, Rosie.<font color="#00ff00">Hiya.</font>
What have you brought in?

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Hello, Rosie.<font color="#00ff00">Hiya.</font>
What have you brought in?

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<font color="#00ff00">So I've brought in something,</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">So I've brought in something,</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">and then I've also brought in</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a promise.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">and then I've also brought in</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a promise.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">and then I've also brought in</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a promise.</font>

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Hmm.<font color="#00ff00">Ooh.</font>
AUDIENCE: Oooh!

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Hmm.<font color="#00ff00">Ooh.</font>
AUDIENCE: Oooh!

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Let's dance.

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<font color="#00ff00">Well, there's nothing more bad ass</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Well, there's nothing more bad ass</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">than a tattoo.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I've got two. One, two.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I've got two. One, two.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">And I've got a third one ... here.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">And I've got a third one ... here.</font>

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Announcing you've murdered someone.
Wow. That's quite bad ass.

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Announcing you've murdered someone.
Wow. That's quite bad ass.

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<font color="#00ff00">So the promise is</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">So the promise is</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">if you don't</font>
<font color="#00ff00">award me quite highly...</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">if you don't</font>
<font color="#00ff00">award me quite highly...</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">if you don't</font>
<font color="#00ff00">award me quite highly...</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">if you don't</font>
<font color="#00ff00">award me quite highly...</font>

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Yeah.<font color="#00ff00">..I'll do it again.</font>

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Yeah.<font color="#00ff00">..I'll do it again.</font>

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Good. Thank you, Rosie.

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Jack.<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>
Are you bad ass?

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Jack.<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>
Are you bad ass?

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<font color="#00ffff">I'm popular in the world</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of hip-hop and rap.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I'm popular in the world</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of hip-hop and rap.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">And so I borrowed something from</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a rapper friend of mine,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">And so I borrowed something from</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a rapper friend of mine,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">and he sent me one of his outfits,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and he's pretty famous as well</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">and he sent me one of his outfits,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and he's pretty famous as well</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">and he sent me one of his outfits,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and he's pretty famous as well</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">so I, you know...</font>
You'd rather not.<font color="#00ffff">No, he's,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">so I, you know...</font>
You'd rather not.<font color="#00ffff">No, he's,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I'll give you the name,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">he's called TK Maxx.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I'll give you the name,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">he's called TK Maxx.</font>

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I know that guy.<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">And he just said, "Whatever</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you need I'm sending it to you."</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">And he just said, "Whatever</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you need I'm sending it to you."</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Greg, is this bad ass?</font>

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Er...no.

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That would be the outfit
I would wear

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That would be the outfit
I would wear

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if I was unloading
an angel from the back of a van.

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if I was unloading
an angel from the back of a van.

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<font color="#00ffff">Anyway, it's your choice.</font>

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I've made my choice.

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It is not bad ass.<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

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It is not bad ass.<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

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Only Andy Zaltzman can save us.

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Only Andy Zaltzman can save us.

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<font color="#00ff00">Those are dangerous words, Greg.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Well, I thought, you know, what</font>
<font color="#00ff00">would make you say bad ass,</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Well, I thought, you know, what</font>
<font color="#00ff00">would make you say bad ass,</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">so I made you a work of art.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Let's reveal Andy's</font>
<font color="#ffff00">work of art. Here we go.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Let's reveal Andy's</font>
<font color="#ffff00">work of art. Here we go.</font>

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Now that is a bad ass.

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<font color="#00ff00">Also, I mean let's look at</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the quality of the painting.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Also, I mean let's look at</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the quality of the painting.</font>

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Let's.<font color="#00ff00">That's bad, isn't it?</font>
Oh, it's just bad.

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Let's.<font color="#00ff00">That's bad, isn't it?</font>
Oh, it's just bad.

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<font color="#00ff00">That's...</font> It's a bad ass.
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">That's...</font> It's a bad ass.
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font>

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And it's bad ass.<font color="#00ff00">Yes.</font>

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See, Emma, how this works?

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<font color="#00ff00">Go back and see that cherub</font>
<font color="#00ff00">cos after all this</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Go back and see that cherub</font>
<font color="#00ff00">cos after all this</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">you're gonna be like</font>
<font color="#00ff00">"Well, my god."</font>

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Stick the cherub back up for us.
<font color="#ffff00">OK, here is the bad ass cherub.</font>

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Stick the cherub back up for us.
<font color="#ffff00">OK, here is the bad ass cherub.</font>

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Yeah.

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Shit.

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<font color="#ffff00">Which one would make you</font>
<font color="#ffff00">say bad ass least?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Which one would make you</font>
<font color="#ffff00">say bad ass least?</font>

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It's between Jack's awful
moving outfit

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It's between Jack's awful
moving outfit

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and Emma's bad ass angel.

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Shall I be really nice
and give them both two?

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<font color="#ffff00">Pair of trainers as well in</font>
<font color="#ffff00">that mix?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Let him make his decision.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Let him make his decision.</font>

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Oh, no, he's right though.
<font color="#00ffff">No, he's not right.</font>

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Oh, no, he's right though.
<font color="#00ffff">No, he's not right.</font>

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He is right.
<font color="#00ffff">What're you doing?</font>

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Well picked up on. I'll give
two points to all of those people

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and then we'll jump up. I think
we've got to reward Zaltzman.

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and then we'll jump up. I think
we've got to reward Zaltzman.

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He created the correct ass
for the situation.

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He created the correct ass
for the situation.

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I'm gonna give him five points,
and I'll give this murderer four.

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I'm gonna give him five points,
and I'll give this murderer four.

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<font color="#ffff00">Five, four, two, two, two.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Well done.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Five, four, two, two, two.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Well done.</font>

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Right, let's get going.

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<font color="#ffff00">OK, let's take things to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the next level.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">OK, let's take things to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the next level.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Hi, Alex.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Andy.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Hi, Alex.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Andy.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Gold this time. It's nice,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">nice little touch.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Gold this time. It's nice,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">nice little touch.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Gold this time. It's nice,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">nice little touch.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Ooh.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Can I open this?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">It's a task probably.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Here we go. That's what we want.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Here we go. That's what we want.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Not that gold shit.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Not that gold shit.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Push the...push the envelope</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the furthest.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Push the...push the envelope</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the furthest.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Push the...push the envelope</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the furthest.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">You have half an hour.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Your time starts now.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Your time starts now.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I could say some outrageous things.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I could say some outrageous things.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">See if that pushes the envelope.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Get myself cancelled.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">See if that pushes the envelope.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Get myself cancelled.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Is it a phrase?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Is it a phrase?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Is it rude?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Is it rude?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Like pushing the envelope?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Like pushing the envelope?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Like pushing the envelope?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">What do you use this pillow for,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">what's this supposed to do?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">What do you use this pillow for,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">what's this supposed to do?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Present my nuts on it to my wife.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Present my nuts on it to my wife.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Have you ever pushed</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the envelope before?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font> <font color="#ffff00">What did you do?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I dressed as Spongebob Squarepants</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to a fancy dress party.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I dressed as Spongebob Squarepants</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to a fancy dress party.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I dressed as Spongebob Squarepants</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to a fancy dress party.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">And everyone was like,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">"We don't do that in Guildford."</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">And everyone was like,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">"We don't do that in Guildford."</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">And I was like, "I do."</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Do that when I come into</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the room,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Do that when I come into</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the room,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">like, "Hey! Happy Valentines!"</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Right, I'm gonna take the envelope.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Excuse me.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Right, that's better. OK.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">See you in half an hour or so.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Right, that's better. OK.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">See you in half an hour or so.</font>

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Surprisingly heavily sexual from
three out of five of you.

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Surprisingly heavily sexual from
three out of five of you.

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You were asked to push the envelope,
and within seconds

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You were asked to push the envelope,
and within seconds

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Jones had compared it to a vagina,
I presume.

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Jones had compared it to a vagina,
I presume.

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<font color="#00ff00">Of course.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Of course.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I haven't heard of the phrase</font>
<font color="#00ff00">push the envelope, ever.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I haven't heard of the phrase</font>
<font color="#00ff00">push the envelope, ever.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I haven't heard of the phrase</font>
<font color="#00ff00">push the envelope, ever.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I haven't heard of the phrase</font>
<font color="#00ff00">push the envelope, ever.</font>

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It...<font color="#00ff00">It could be rude.</font>

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It...<font color="#00ff00">It could be rude.</font>

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What you're saying is if you don't
understand any phrase

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What you're saying is if you don't
understand any phrase

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in the English language,
you assume it's sexual.

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in the English language,
you assume it's sexual.

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<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font> Right, fine.

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So if like some people have
walked past you and said,

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So if like some people have
walked past you and said,

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"Oh, a rolling stone gathers
no moss,"

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and you've gone, "Tell me about it."
<font color="#00ff00">Ooh!</font>

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Shall we crack on?
<font color="#ffff00">I think we should.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">We're gonna begin by watching Emma</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and Rosie push their envelopes.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">We're gonna begin by watching Emma</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and Rosie push their envelopes.</font>

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Oh, god.

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<font color="#00ff00">I'm gonna push the envelope</font>

329
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<font color="#00ff00">I'm gonna push the envelope</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I'm gonna push the envelope</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">within myself.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">within myself.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You're gonna push the envelope</font>
<font color="#ffff00">within yourself.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">What does that mean?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I'm gonna eat the envelope.</font>

335
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<font color="#ffff00">What does that mean?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I'm gonna eat the envelope.</font>

336
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<font color="#ffff00">What does that mean?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I'm gonna eat the envelope.</font>

337
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<font color="#00ff00">I am gonna push the</font>
<font color="#00ff00">envelope the furthest.</font>

338
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<font color="#00ff00">I am gonna push the</font>
<font color="#00ff00">envelope the furthest.</font>

339
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<font color="#00ff00">I am gonna push the</font>
<font color="#00ff00">envelope the furthest.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Here I go.</font>

341
00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:01,440
<font color="#00ff00">Here I go.</font>

342
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<font color="#00ff00">Maybe I can get</font>
<font color="#00ff00">my own cooking show.</font>

343
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<font color="#00ff00">Maybe I can get</font>
<font color="#00ff00">my own cooking show.</font>

344
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<font color="#00ff00">Maybe I can get</font>
<font color="#00ff00">my own cooking show.</font>

345
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<font color="#00ff00">Maybe I can get</font>
<font color="#00ff00">my own cooking show.</font>

346
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<font color="#00ff00">Nigella meets Rymans.</font>

347
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<font color="#00ff00">Nigella meets Rymans.</font>

348
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<font color="#00ff00">Nigella meets Rymans.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Lovely.</font>

350
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<font color="#00ff00">Lovely.</font>

351
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<font color="#00ff00">Little bit of garlic.</font>

352
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<font color="#00ff00">Little bit of garlic.</font>

353
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<font color="#00ff00">Oof, missed it briefly.</font>

354
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<font color="#00ff00">Right, there you go.</font>

355
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<font color="#00ff00">To Greg, Taskmaster. Love hearts.</font>

356
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<font color="#00ff00">To Greg, Taskmaster. Love hearts.</font>

357
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<font color="#00ff00">And there's actually</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a letter inside, but it's private.</font>

358
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<font color="#00ff00">And there's actually</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a letter inside, but it's private.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">There you go, mate. Pushed it.</font>

360
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<font color="#00ff00">There you go, mate. Pushed it.</font>

361
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<font color="#00ff00">Chin chin, bottoms up.</font>

362
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<font color="#00ff00">Chin chin, bottoms up.</font>

363
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<font color="#00ff00">Chewy.</font>

364
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That must have driven you over
the edge, didn't it? The smoothie?

365
00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,160
That must have driven you over
the edge, didn't it? The smoothie?

366
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<font color="#00ff00">Well, I just hope you give her</font>
<font color="#00ff00">enough shit for being</font>

367
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<font color="#00ff00">Well, I just hope you give her</font>
<font color="#00ff00">enough shit for being</font>

368
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<font color="#00ff00">a smoothie girl as well.</font>

369
00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,560
<font color="#00ff00">She's revealed her true colours</font>
<font color="#00ff00">there. She loves a smoothie.</font>

370
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,240
Glugged it down, didn't you?

371
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,280
<font color="#00ff00">I was all willing</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to just eat the paper.</font>

372
00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:32,320
<font color="#00ff00">I was all willing</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to just eat the paper.</font>

373
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,480
<font color="#00ff00">I was all willing</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to just eat the paper.</font>

374
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,520
Yeah, they made you turn it
into a smoothie.<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font>

375
00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:35,840
Yeah, they made you turn it
into a smoothie.<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font>

376
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,080
For your own safety.<font color="#ffff00">Yes.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font>

377
00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:39,120
<font color="#ffff00">And we should, we still need to say</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you shouldn't eat an envelope,</font>

378
00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:39,840
<font color="#ffff00">And we should, we still need to say</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you shouldn't eat an envelope,</font>

379
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,880
<font color="#ffff00">you also shouldn't drink</font>
<font color="#ffff00">an envelope.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font>

380
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:42,640
<font color="#ffff00">you also shouldn't drink</font>
<font color="#ffff00">an envelope.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font>

381
00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:44,680
You did chug it down,
is that pushing the envelope?

382
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:44,960
You did chug it down,
is that pushing the envelope?

383
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000
<font color="#00ff00">I was pushing the envelope</font>

384
00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,320
<font color="#00ff00">I was pushing the envelope</font>

385
00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,360
<font color="#00ff00">by pushing the envelope</font>

386
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,400
<font color="#00ff00">by pushing the envelope</font>

387
00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:52,640
<font color="#00ff00">by pushing the envelope</font>

388
00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,680
<font color="#00ff00">down my gullet.</font>

389
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:54,920
<font color="#00ff00">down my gullet.</font>

390
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,840
And, ultimately, out of your bot-bot.

391
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,120
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, yeah.</font>

392
00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,160
<font color="#00ff00">You know what?</font>

393
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:00,640
<font color="#00ff00">You know what?</font>

394
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,680
<font color="#00ff00">It was still a bit gold.</font>

395
00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:02,960
<font color="#00ff00">It was still a bit gold.</font>

396
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,320
Emma, I will say I thought
you did great cartwheels.

397
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:10,680
Emma, I will say I thought
you did great cartwheels.

398
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,720
<font color="#00ff00">Thank you.</font> And you could still
be in the game

399
00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:13,000
<font color="#00ff00">Thank you.</font> And you could still
be in the game

400
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,000
cos I haven't read your letter yet.

401
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,640
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, my god.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Letter.</font>

402
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,680
<font color="#00ff00">I don't know what I said.</font>

403
00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:17,960
<font color="#00ff00">I don't know what I said.</font>

404
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000
<font color="#ffff00">No-one knows what you said</font>
<font color="#ffff00">because you said it was private.</font>

405
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:20,280
<font color="#ffff00">No-one knows what you said</font>
<font color="#ffff00">because you said it was private.</font>

406
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,040
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, no.</font>

407
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,080
<font color="#00ff00">I think I was having a weird week.</font>

408
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:24,280
<font color="#00ff00">I think I was having a weird week.</font>

409
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,240
Ah. Well.

410
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,880
It is...

411
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,160
..polite.

412
00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,600
It literally says, "I hope
you've had a good week."

413
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,240
<font color="#00ffff">Emma!</font>

414
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,800
OK, who's next?

415
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,840
<font color="#ffff00">OK, well next up it's</font>
<font color="#ffff00">A, B, C, D, Jack Dee.</font>

416
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,760
<font color="#ffff00">OK, well next up it's</font>
<font color="#ffff00">A, B, C, D, Jack Dee.</font>

417
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:57,680
<font color="#00ffff">There's your envelope.</font>

418
00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:04,080
<font color="#ffff00">How's your day going, Jack?</font>

419
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:05,880
<font color="#00ffff">Not as dignified as</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I thought it would.</font>

420
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,360
<font color="#00ffff">It didn't work.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I wasn't happy with that.</font>

421
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:12,600
<font color="#00ffff">It didn't work.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I wasn't happy with that.</font>

422
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,320
All I've written is "Well, that will
save BAFTA some money

423
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:24,120
All I've written is "Well, that will
save BAFTA some money

424
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,160
"for your In Memorandum film."

425
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:26,360
"for your In Memorandum film."

426
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:30,800
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

427
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000
<font color="#00ffff">And the sooner they</font>
<font color="#00ffff">play it, the better.</font>

428
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:34,240
<font color="#00ffff">And the sooner they</font>
<font color="#00ffff">play it, the better.</font>

429
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,640
Absolutely heartbreaking.
It pushed the envelope

430
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:38,360
Absolutely heartbreaking.
It pushed the envelope

431
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,400
and it made me genuinely feel
quite emotional.

432
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,240
and it made me genuinely feel
quite emotional.

433
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,280
<font color="#ffff00">Hmm, yeah. In total, on that day,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">he pushed the envelope three miles.</font>

434
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,000
<font color="#ffff00">Hmm, yeah. In total, on that day,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">he pushed the envelope three miles.</font>

435
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,680
<font color="#00ffff">I would've carried on</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but the crew caught up with me</font>

436
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:48,960
<font color="#00ffff">I would've carried on</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but the crew caught up with me</font>

437
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,520
<font color="#00ffff">and said I had to stop.</font>

438
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,160
<font color="#ffff00">Well, the time had run out quite</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a long time,</font>

439
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,160
<font color="#ffff00">about the two mile mark</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the time had run out.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

440
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,200
<font color="#ffff00">Kept on going.</font> Oh, nice.

441
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,160
<font color="#ffff00">Kept on going.</font> Oh, nice.

442
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,200
Right, break time.

443
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,240
Let's end on a high
with some of Alex's impressions.

444
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,280
Let's end on a high
with some of Alex's impressions.

445
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,320
It's Alex's impression hour! Ready?
<font color="#ffff00">No.</font> Donald Trump.

446
00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:06,000
It's Alex's impression hour! Ready?
<font color="#ffff00">No.</font> Donald Trump.

447
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,040
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, how...Howdy, guys.</font>

448
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:08,320
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, how...Howdy, guys.</font>

449
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,360
<font color="#ffff00">I can't do impressions.</font>
Gregg Wallace.

450
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:10,680
<font color="#ffff00">I can't do impressions.</font>
Gregg Wallace.

451
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,720
<font color="#ffff00">You wanna eat your dinner?</font>

452
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:12,960
<font color="#ffff00">You wanna eat your dinner?</font>

453
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000
Camilla Parker Bowles.

454
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:15,240
Camilla Parker Bowles.

455
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,960
<font color="#ffff00">Good evening, everyone.</font>

456
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000
See you at the BAFTAs!
<font color="#ffff00">I can't do impressions.</font>

457
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:19,240
See you at the BAFTAs!
<font color="#ffff00">I can't do impressions.</font>

458
00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:32,380
Hello again!

459
00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:34,420
Welcome back to Taskmaster,

460
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:34,780
Welcome back to Taskmaster,

461
00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:36,820
where the competitors are pushing
the envelope.

462
00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:37,140
where the competitors are pushing
the envelope.

463
00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:39,060
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, yes. They could do</font>
<font color="#ffff00">pretty much anything</font>

464
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:40,740
<font color="#ffff00">to impress Greg with this one,</font>

465
00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:42,780
<font color="#ffff00">to extend the limits</font>
<font color="#ffff00">of what's possible.</font>

466
00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:43,100
<font color="#ffff00">to extend the limits</font>
<font color="#ffff00">of what's possible.</font>

467
00:16:43,140 --> 00:16:45,140
<font color="#ffff00">Or you could just pace about a bit</font>
<font color="#ffff00">with a letter in a wheelbarrow.</font>

468
00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:45,460
<font color="#ffff00">Or you could just pace about a bit</font>
<font color="#ffff00">with a letter in a wheelbarrow.</font>

469
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,500
<font color="#ffff00">Last up, it's Baba and Andy.</font>

470
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:48,780
<font color="#ffff00">Last up, it's Baba and Andy.</font>

471
00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:50,700
<font color="#00ffff">All right, how do I push this thing?</font>

472
00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:52,740
<font color="#00ffff">I could make a bowl out of it, look.</font>

473
00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:53,020
<font color="#00ffff">I could make a bowl out of it, look.</font>

474
00:16:53,060 --> 00:16:55,060
<font color="#00ffff">It's a bowl.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Someone get me milk and cereal.</font>

475
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,500
<font color="#00ffff">It's a bowl.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Someone get me milk and cereal.</font>

476
00:16:56,540 --> 00:16:58,180
<font color="#ffff00">Are you talking to me?</font>

477
00:16:58,220 --> 00:16:59,260
<font color="#00ffff">Yes.</font>

478
00:17:04,180 --> 00:17:05,740
<font color="#00ff00">Right, you little paper monstrosity.</font>

479
00:17:05,780 --> 00:17:07,780
<font color="#00ff00">Where is it, you pathetic little</font>
<font color="#00ff00">failed origami pigeon?</font>

480
00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:08,580
<font color="#00ff00">Where is it, you pathetic little</font>
<font color="#00ff00">failed origami pigeon?</font>

481
00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:10,620
<font color="#00ff00">I wouldn't lick you if you were</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the last envelope on earth.</font>

482
00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:11,300
<font color="#00ff00">I wouldn't lick you if you were</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the last envelope on earth.</font>

483
00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:13,340
<font color="#00ff00">Where is it? Tell me where it is.</font>

484
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,180
<font color="#00ff00">Where is it? Tell me where it is.</font>

485
00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:16,060
<font color="#00ffff">How do you make cereal?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Do you put the milk...?</font>

486
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:18,100
<font color="#00ffff">You look like you put the milk in</font>
<font color="#00ffff">first.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Always milk first.</font>

487
00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:18,380
<font color="#00ffff">You look like you put the milk in</font>
<font color="#00ffff">first.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Always milk first.</font>

488
00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:20,420
<font color="#00ffff">How very dare you. Who does that?</font>

489
00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:21,220
<font color="#00ffff">How very dare you. Who does that?</font>

490
00:17:23,860 --> 00:17:25,860
<font color="#00ff00">Wanna talk now, my slightly</font>
<font color="#00ff00">crumpled friend?</font>

491
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:26,100
<font color="#00ff00">Wanna talk now, my slightly</font>
<font color="#00ff00">crumpled friend?</font>

492
00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:31,380
<font color="#00ff00">Answer the question!</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Answer the question!</font>

493
00:17:31,420 --> 00:17:32,260
<font color="#00ff00">Answer the question!</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Answer the question!</font>

494
00:17:34,980 --> 00:17:36,980
<font color="#00ffff">I ain't gonna eat this.</font> <font color="#ffff00">I think</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you should eat a little bit.</font>

495
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:37,300
<font color="#00ffff">I ain't gonna eat this.</font> <font color="#ffff00">I think</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you should eat a little bit.</font>

496
00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:39,340
<font color="#00ffff">No, my guy.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I don't drink cow's milk.</font>

497
00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:39,620
<font color="#00ffff">No, my guy.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I don't drink cow's milk.</font>

498
00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:41,340
<font color="#00ffff">If I drink this, you will hear me</font>

499
00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:43,380
<font color="#00ffff">in the toilet going, "Moo,"</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you know what I'm saying?</font>

500
00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:44,220
<font color="#00ffff">in the toilet going, "Moo,"</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you know what I'm saying?</font>

501
00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:45,700
<font color="#00ffff">I'll really be mooing up that</font>
<font color="#00ffff">toilet.</font>

502
00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:48,460
<font color="#00ff00">Maybe this'll make you talk.</font>

503
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,500
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, yeah? Do you wanna be next?</font>

504
00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:50,860
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, yeah? Do you wanna be next?</font>

505
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,580
<font color="#00ff00">Tell me what you know,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">or God help me,</font>

506
00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:54,620
<font color="#00ff00">I will shred you, I will shred you.</font>

507
00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:55,020
<font color="#00ff00">I will shred you, I will shred you.</font>

508
00:17:56,380 --> 00:17:58,380
<font color="#00ff00">Last chance. I know you</font>
<font color="#00ff00">wanna tell me. Talk.</font>

509
00:17:58,420 --> 00:17:58,900
<font color="#00ff00">Last chance. I know you</font>
<font color="#00ff00">wanna tell me. Talk.</font>

510
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:02,740
<font color="#00ff00">I knew it!</font>

511
00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:04,780
<font color="#00ff00">I did it.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I stole the life cast of Alex Horne.</font>

512
00:18:04,820 --> 00:18:06,060
<font color="#00ff00">I did it.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I stole the life cast of Alex Horne.</font>

513
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:08,100
<font color="#00ff00">I shrank it and I hid it in</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a wooden box under a cow.</font>

514
00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:09,340
<font color="#00ff00">I shrank it and I hid it in</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a wooden box under a cow.</font>

515
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,260
<font color="#00ff00">I knew you'd break eventually.</font>

516
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:13,300
<font color="#00ffff">Here comes the aeroplane.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah!</font>

517
00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:13,820
<font color="#00ffff">Here comes the aeroplane.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah!</font>

518
00:18:15,540 --> 00:18:17,500
<font color="#00ffff">Come on. Nice, innit?</font>

519
00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:20,020
<font color="#00ff00">Right.</font>

520
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:26,140
<font color="#00ff00">There it is.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Looks like he's been working out.</font>

521
00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:26,820
<font color="#00ff00">There it is.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Looks like he's been working out.</font>

522
00:18:26,860 --> 00:18:28,580
<font color="#00ff00">Mystery solved.</font>

523
00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:30,620
<font color="#00ff00">I pushed that envelope</font>
<font color="#00ff00">good and proper.</font>

524
00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:31,100
<font color="#00ff00">I pushed that envelope</font>
<font color="#00ff00">good and proper.</font>

525
00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:37,780
Andy, very creative.
Genuinely disturbing.

526
00:18:37,820 --> 00:18:39,820
Andy, very creative.
Genuinely disturbing.

527
00:18:39,860 --> 00:18:40,180
Andy, very creative.
Genuinely disturbing.

528
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,220
<font color="#00ff00">Thanks.</font> I just think this show
is just revealing you to be

529
00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:43,100
<font color="#00ff00">Thanks.</font> I just think this show
is just revealing you to be

530
00:18:43,140 --> 00:18:45,140
just not the person everyone
thought you'd be.

531
00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:46,300
just not the person everyone
thought you'd be.

532
00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:48,180
<font color="#00ff00">It's revealing me to be</font>

533
00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:49,900
<font color="#00ff00">not the person</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I thought I was, to be honest.</font>

534
00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:51,940
From episode to episode you're
getting more and more terrifying.

535
00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:52,940
From episode to episode you're
getting more and more terrifying.

536
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:55,900
It's very good, Andy,

537
00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:57,940
and quite the contrast jumping
from that

538
00:18:57,980 --> 00:18:58,500
and quite the contrast jumping
from that

539
00:18:58,540 --> 00:19:00,540
to Baba feeding cereal

540
00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:01,380
to Baba feeding cereal

541
00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:03,420
into your stupid face from
an envelope.

542
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:04,340
into your stupid face from
an envelope.

543
00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:05,900
<font color="#00ffff">Can I just say something?</font>

544
00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:07,940
<font color="#00ffff">I pushed the envelope to its limits.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I made it into a bowl.</font>

545
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,460
<font color="#00ffff">I pushed the envelope to its limits.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I made it into a bowl.</font>

546
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:13,300
I mean it doesn't matter how
emphatically you've taken it.

547
00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:13,700
I mean it doesn't matter how
emphatically you've taken it.

548
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,500
Do you scream "Nice, innit" into
the face of your young children

549
00:19:17,540 --> 00:19:17,940
Do you scream "Nice, innit" into
the face of your young children

550
00:19:17,980 --> 00:19:19,460
when you're feeding them?

551
00:19:25,820 --> 00:19:27,380
<font color="#00ffff">I do as well!</font>

552
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:34,020
<font color="#ffff00">OK, but who pushed it the least far,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">who pushed it the furthest?</font>

553
00:19:34,060 --> 00:19:35,380
<font color="#ffff00">OK, but who pushed it the least far,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">who pushed it the furthest?</font>

554
00:19:35,420 --> 00:19:37,420
I feel like I'm... Do you feel like
a bit picked on today, Emma?

555
00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:38,300
I feel like I'm... Do you feel like
a bit picked on today, Emma?

556
00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:40,340
I can't think how I'm gonna
not put you last

557
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,100
I can't think how I'm gonna
not put you last

558
00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:42,860
when you did three cartwheels

559
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,620
and then wrote me a letter
asking how I was.

560
00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:48,460
<font color="#ffff00">So it's one to Emma.</font>
Baba, two points.

561
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:48,940
<font color="#ffff00">So it's one to Emma.</font>
Baba, two points.

562
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,740
<font color="#ffff00">Two to you, Baba.</font>

563
00:19:50,780 --> 00:19:52,780
Hmm. OK, I'm gonna give
Rosie three points.

564
00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:53,060
Hmm. OK, I'm gonna give
Rosie three points.

565
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:55,100
<font color="#00ff00">He went for a walk.</font>

566
00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:55,900
<font color="#00ff00">He went for a walk.</font>

567
00:19:57,820 --> 00:19:59,820
He walked three miles
and his heart's not up to it.

568
00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:00,060
He walked three miles
and his heart's not up to it.

569
00:20:01,540 --> 00:20:03,540
<font color="#ffff00">Three to Rosie.</font>
I'm gonna be led by emotion.

570
00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:03,940
<font color="#ffff00">Three to Rosie.</font>
I'm gonna be led by emotion.

571
00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:05,980
And the one that moved me the most
emotionally was Jack

572
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:06,820
And the one that moved me the most
emotionally was Jack

573
00:20:06,860 --> 00:20:08,860
who was pushing an envelope
three miles.

574
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:09,420
who was pushing an envelope
three miles.

575
00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:11,460
So four points to Andy,
five points to Jack.

576
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:11,700
So four points to Andy,
five points to Jack.

577
00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:17,740
Hey.<font color="#ffff00">Hmm.</font>
Let's have a scoreboard.

578
00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:19,540
<font color="#ffff00">All right, well, the team of two,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Jack and Rosie,</font>

579
00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:21,460
<font color="#ffff00">are in joint second</font>
<font color="#ffff00">with seven points.</font>

580
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,500
<font color="#ffff00">But in the lead,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">it's Andy Zaltzman with nine points.</font>

581
00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:23,740
<font color="#ffff00">But in the lead,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">it's Andy Zaltzman with nine points.</font>

582
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,140
What's next please, Horne?

583
00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:31,180
<font color="#ffff00">Well, we're off to a scare maze.</font>

584
00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:31,900
<font color="#ffff00">Well, we're off to a scare maze.</font>

585
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,860
SCARY MUSIC PLAYS

586
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:38,060
SCARY MUSIC PLAYS

587
00:20:58,020 --> 00:20:59,700
<font color="#00ff00">Hiya!</font>

588
00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:01,260
<font color="#ffff00">Hi, Rosie.</font>

589
00:21:03,540 --> 00:21:04,660
<font color="#00ffff">Man like?</font>

590
00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:08,020
<font color="#ffff00">Hello, Baba.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Hey.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">You look nice.</font>

591
00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:08,340
<font color="#ffff00">Hello, Baba.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Hey.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">You look nice.</font>

592
00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:10,380
<font color="#00ffff">Yes, bro. Come on, man,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">look at the outfit, bruv.</font>

593
00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:10,780
<font color="#00ffff">Yes, bro. Come on, man,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">look at the outfit, bruv.</font>

594
00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:12,420
<font color="#00ffff">I make this look good,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I'm not gonna lie to you, bro.</font>

595
00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:14,460
<font color="#00ffff">Yo, I'm the hottest hotdog</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you've ever seen in your life.</font>

596
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:15,420
<font color="#00ffff">Yo, I'm the hottest hotdog</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you've ever seen in your life.</font>

597
00:21:15,460 --> 00:21:17,460
<font color="#ffff00">I agree...oh, you're still</font>
<font color="#ffff00">talking, yeah.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Come on.</font>

598
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:17,860
<font color="#ffff00">I agree...oh, you're still</font>
<font color="#ffff00">talking, yeah.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Come on.</font>

599
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:19,900
<font color="#ffff00">So whatever you do on</font>
<font color="#ffff00">this task will be worth twice</font>

600
00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:21,940
<font color="#ffff00">the number of points for you.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">See you in a minute.</font>

601
00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:22,220
<font color="#ffff00">the number of points for you.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">See you in a minute.</font>

602
00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:24,260
BELL CLANGS

603
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:24,660
BELL CLANGS

604
00:21:26,260 --> 00:21:27,780
<font color="#ffff00">Bye-bye.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Bye.</font>

605
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:29,380
<font color="#00ff00">There's a carrot on your back.</font>

606
00:21:32,980 --> 00:21:34,980
<font color="#00ff00">Take a bite out of Alex's carrot.</font>

607
00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:35,420
<font color="#00ff00">Take a bite out of Alex's carrot.</font>

608
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,460
<font color="#00ff00">Alex's carrot? Is that a euphemism,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">or is that an actual carrot?</font>

609
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:38,580
<font color="#00ff00">Alex's carrot? Is that a euphemism,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">or is that an actual carrot?</font>

610
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,900
<font color="#00ffff">Alex will ring his bell</font>
<font color="#00ffff">every ten seconds.</font>

611
00:21:42,940 --> 00:21:43,140
<font color="#00ffff">Alex will ring his bell</font>
<font color="#00ffff">every ten seconds.</font>

612
00:21:44,660 --> 00:21:46,660
<font color="#00ffff">You must laugh constantly</font>
<font color="#00ffff">throughout.</font>

613
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:46,940
<font color="#00ffff">You must laugh constantly</font>
<font color="#00ffff">throughout.</font>

614
00:21:46,980 --> 00:21:48,980
<font color="#00ff00">No problem there!</font>

615
00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:49,700
<font color="#00ff00">No problem there!</font>

616
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,500
<font color="#00ff00">You must both only walk at</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a gentle pace.</font>

617
00:21:54,540 --> 00:21:55,940
<font color="#00ff00">You must both only walk at</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a gentle pace.</font>

618
00:21:55,980 --> 00:21:57,980
<font color="#00ff00">No problem there!</font>

619
00:21:58,020 --> 00:21:59,420
<font color="#00ff00">No problem there!</font>

620
00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:01,460
<font color="#00ff00">Fastest wins.</font>

621
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:01,740
<font color="#00ff00">Fastest wins.</font>

622
00:22:08,340 --> 00:22:10,340
<font color="#00ffff">Fastest wins. Your time starts now.</font>

623
00:22:10,380 --> 00:22:10,940
<font color="#00ffff">Fastest wins. Your time starts now.</font>

624
00:22:13,260 --> 00:22:14,740
<font color="#00ffff">Ah-ha-ha-ha.</font>

625
00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:16,380
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha-ha.</font>

626
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:21,380
<font color="#00ffff">Ha-ha-ha-ha.</font>

627
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,260
ROSIE LAUGHS

628
00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:28,180
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha-ha.</font>

629
00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:32,180
LAUGHING VOICES BLEND

630
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:33,060
LAUGHING VOICES BLEND

631
00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:38,540
It hurts me to say, Baba,

632
00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:40,420
but you actually did look
quite good in a hotdog.

633
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:42,460
<font color="#00ffff">Come on, bro.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">This is what I'm saying, bro.</font>

634
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:42,780
<font color="#00ffff">Come on, bro.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">This is what I'm saying, bro.</font>

635
00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,820
Yeah, should've brought it
instead of the trainers.

636
00:22:44,860 --> 00:22:45,100
Yeah, should've brought it
instead of the trainers.

637
00:22:45,140 --> 00:22:46,980
Let's crack on with it, shall we?

638
00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:49,020
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah. We're gonna start with</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a happy Jack and a rambling Rosie.</font>

639
00:22:49,060 --> 00:22:49,780
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah. We're gonna start with</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a happy Jack and a rambling Rosie.</font>

640
00:22:49,820 --> 00:22:51,820
BELL CLANGS
JACK "LAUGHS"

641
00:22:51,860 --> 00:22:52,220
BELL CLANGS
JACK "LAUGHS"

642
00:22:56,740 --> 00:22:58,740
ROSIE LAUGHS

643
00:22:58,780 --> 00:22:59,020
ROSIE LAUGHS

644
00:22:59,060 --> 00:23:01,060
BELL CLANGS

645
00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:01,420
BELL CLANGS

646
00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:14,700
BELL TINKLES

647
00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:14,900
BELL TINKLES

648
00:23:19,460 --> 00:23:21,460
BELL CLANGS

649
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:21,660
BELL CLANGS

650
00:23:25,740 --> 00:23:27,500
<font color="#00ffff">Ah-ha, got it.</font>

651
00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,220
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, you're not Alex, are you?</font>

652
00:23:29,260 --> 00:23:30,260
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, fuck.</font>

653
00:23:31,420 --> 00:23:33,420
<font color="#00ff00">You're not Alex!</font>

654
00:23:33,460 --> 00:23:33,740
<font color="#00ff00">You're not Alex!</font>

655
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,540
<font color="#00ffff">That's wrong. It's not even Alex.</font>

656
00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:39,700
<font color="#00ffff">That's wrong. It's not even Alex.</font>

657
00:23:39,740 --> 00:23:41,740
BELL TINKLES
JACK LAUGHS

658
00:23:41,780 --> 00:23:42,420
BELL TINKLES
JACK LAUGHS

659
00:23:49,460 --> 00:23:51,460
BELL CLANGS
ROSIE LAUGHS

660
00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:53,100
BELL CLANGS
ROSIE LAUGHS

661
00:23:58,460 --> 00:24:00,460
BELL CLANGS

662
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:00,780
BELL CLANGS

663
00:24:04,060 --> 00:24:06,060
ROSIE LAUGHS

664
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:06,980
ROSIE LAUGHS

665
00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:14,100
JACK LAUGHS
BELL CLANGS

666
00:24:14,140 --> 00:24:14,620
JACK LAUGHS
BELL CLANGS

667
00:24:22,780 --> 00:24:24,780
BELL TINKLES
BELL CLANGS

668
00:24:24,820 --> 00:24:25,580
BELL TINKLES
BELL CLANGS

669
00:24:25,620 --> 00:24:27,620
JACK LAUGHS

670
00:24:27,660 --> 00:24:28,060
JACK LAUGHS

671
00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:36,100
BELL CLANGS

672
00:24:36,140 --> 00:24:36,860
BELL CLANGS

673
00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:38,900
JACK LAUGHS

674
00:24:38,940 --> 00:24:39,780
JACK LAUGHS

675
00:24:43,260 --> 00:24:45,260
BELL CLANGS

676
00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:45,980
BELL CLANGS

677
00:24:51,180 --> 00:24:53,180
JACK LAUGHS

678
00:24:53,220 --> 00:24:54,020
JACK LAUGHS

679
00:24:55,820 --> 00:24:57,300
<font color="#00ffff">Is that Alex?</font>

680
00:24:57,340 --> 00:24:59,340
<font color="#ffff00">Yes, is that you, Jack?</font> <font color="#00ffff">Hmm, yeah.</font>

681
00:24:59,380 --> 00:25:01,340
<font color="#00ff00">Where are we?</font>

682
00:25:01,380 --> 00:25:03,380
<font color="#ffff00">Well, I know the way out.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I will see you outside. Goodbye.</font>

683
00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:03,660
<font color="#ffff00">Well, I know the way out.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I will see you outside. Goodbye.</font>

684
00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:05,700
<font color="#00ff00">No!</font>

685
00:25:05,740 --> 00:25:06,140
<font color="#00ff00">No!</font>

686
00:25:06,180 --> 00:25:08,180
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, bloody hell, Alex.</font>

687
00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:10,180
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, bloody hell, Alex.</font>

688
00:25:15,460 --> 00:25:17,460
Well, an absolute vision
of hell in many ways

689
00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:17,980
Well, an absolute vision
of hell in many ways

690
00:25:18,020 --> 00:25:20,020
watching both of you go through
that dystopian nightmare

691
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:20,820
watching both of you go through
that dystopian nightmare

692
00:25:20,860 --> 00:25:22,860
made so much worse by
me realising for the first time

693
00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:24,780
made so much worse by
me realising for the first time

694
00:25:24,820 --> 00:25:26,820
that Rosie Jones has got
Daddy written across her back.

695
00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:27,300
that Rosie Jones has got
Daddy written across her back.

696
00:25:29,220 --> 00:25:31,220
<font color="#00ff00">Course I do.</font>

697
00:25:31,260 --> 00:25:31,460
<font color="#00ff00">Course I do.</font>

698
00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:33,140
I felt she was relentless.

699
00:25:33,180 --> 00:25:35,180
<font color="#ffff00">Well, she was.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Got me in three minutes 49.</font>

700
00:25:35,220 --> 00:25:36,260
<font color="#ffff00">Well, she was.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Got me in three minutes 49.</font>

701
00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:38,300
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, wow.</font> Jack has the best
laugh to carrot noise

702
00:25:38,340 --> 00:25:39,460
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, wow.</font> Jack has the best
laugh to carrot noise

703
00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:41,060
that I think we'll see tonight.

704
00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:43,060
He went ha-ha-ha-nom-nom.

705
00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:47,380
<font color="#ffff00">Three minutes 26 for Jack.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">It was a pretty...</font> Oh.

706
00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:48,140
<font color="#ffff00">Three minutes 26 for Jack.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">It was a pretty...</font> Oh.

707
00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:50,180
<font color="#ffff00">..pretty close race.</font> Just over
three minutes.<font color="#ffff00">Mm-hmm.</font> Lovely.

708
00:25:50,220 --> 00:25:50,500
<font color="#ffff00">..pretty close race.</font> Just over
three minutes.<font color="#ffff00">Mm-hmm.</font> Lovely.

709
00:25:50,540 --> 00:25:52,540
<font color="#ffff00">Now it's time to get giddy</font>
<font color="#ffff00">with Emma Sidi.</font> Uh-oh.

710
00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:53,580
<font color="#ffff00">Now it's time to get giddy</font>
<font color="#ffff00">with Emma Sidi.</font> Uh-oh.

711
00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:56,700
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha.</font>

712
00:25:56,740 --> 00:25:56,940
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha.</font>

713
00:25:56,980 --> 00:25:58,780
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha...</font>

714
00:26:00,420 --> 00:26:02,420
<font color="#00ff00">BELL CLANGS</font>
<font color="#00ff00">EMMA "LAUGHS"</font>

715
00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:03,020
<font color="#00ff00">BELL CLANGS</font>
<font color="#00ff00">EMMA "LAUGHS"</font>

716
00:26:03,060 --> 00:26:05,060
<font color="#00ff00">BELL TINKLES</font>

717
00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:05,300
<font color="#00ff00">BELL TINKLES</font>

718
00:26:05,340 --> 00:26:07,220
BELL CLANGS

719
00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:10,300
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha-ha...</font>

720
00:26:10,340 --> 00:26:10,740
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha-ha...</font>

721
00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:12,780
<font color="#00ff00">Hm-hm-hm...</font>

722
00:26:12,820 --> 00:26:13,420
<font color="#00ff00">Hm-hm-hm...</font>

723
00:26:13,460 --> 00:26:15,460
SHE SQUEALS

724
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:16,100
SHE SQUEALS

725
00:26:16,140 --> 00:26:18,140
<font color="#00ff00">Alex! It's a doppelganger!</font>

726
00:26:18,180 --> 00:26:19,100
<font color="#00ff00">Alex! It's a doppelganger!</font>

727
00:26:19,140 --> 00:26:21,140
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha-ha.</font>

728
00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:22,860
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha-ha.</font>

729
00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:25,580
<font color="#00ff00">You bastard!</font>

730
00:26:25,620 --> 00:26:27,620
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha, ha-ha.</font>

731
00:26:27,660 --> 00:26:28,900
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha, ha-ha.</font>

732
00:26:28,940 --> 00:26:30,660
BELL TINKLES

733
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:32,700
BELL CLANGS
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha-ha.</font>

734
00:26:32,740 --> 00:26:33,460
BELL CLANGS
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha-ha.</font>

735
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:34,700
<font color="#00ff00">Hee-hee-hee-hee.</font>

736
00:26:36,860 --> 00:26:38,860
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha-</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, there are two bells!</font>

737
00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:39,740
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha-</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, there are two bells!</font>

738
00:26:42,140 --> 00:26:44,140
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.</font>
BELL TINKLES

739
00:26:44,180 --> 00:26:44,420
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.</font>
BELL TINKLES

740
00:26:48,020 --> 00:26:50,020
<font color="#00ff00">Alex!</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha...</font>

741
00:26:50,060 --> 00:26:50,740
<font color="#00ff00">Alex!</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha...</font>

742
00:26:55,060 --> 00:26:57,060
BELL TINKLES

743
00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:57,300
BELL TINKLES

744
00:26:57,340 --> 00:26:59,340
<font color="#00ff00">They're swapping bells.</font>

745
00:26:59,380 --> 00:26:59,620
<font color="#00ff00">They're swapping bells.</font>

746
00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:01,660
<font color="#00ff00">Swapping bells, you bastards.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha-ha.</font>

747
00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:02,900
<font color="#00ff00">Swapping bells, you bastards.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha-ha.</font>

748
00:27:10,740 --> 00:27:12,540
BELL TINKLES

749
00:27:23,420 --> 00:27:24,420
<font color="#ffff00">Hello, Emma.</font>

750
00:27:24,460 --> 00:27:26,460
<font color="#00ff00">It's really infuriating that.</font>

751
00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:26,900
<font color="#00ff00">It's really infuriating that.</font>

752
00:27:26,940 --> 00:27:28,460
<font color="#00ff00">That other bloke.</font>

753
00:27:30,060 --> 00:27:32,060
<font color="#ffff00">What other bloke?</font> <font color="#00ff00">No. Ugh.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I'm not doing that.</font>

754
00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:32,500
<font color="#ffff00">What other bloke?</font> <font color="#00ff00">No. Ugh.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I'm not doing that.</font>

755
00:27:32,540 --> 00:27:34,540
<font color="#ffff00">No?</font> <font color="#00ff00">Wind-up.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Bye-bye.</font>

756
00:27:34,580 --> 00:27:35,700
<font color="#ffff00">No?</font> <font color="#00ff00">Wind-up.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Bye-bye.</font>

757
00:27:39,220 --> 00:27:41,220
I wish more people would
shut him down like that.

758
00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:41,500
I wish more people would
shut him down like that.

759
00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:44,620
"No, I'm not doing that."
It worked a treat.

760
00:27:44,660 --> 00:27:45,580
"No, I'm not doing that."
It worked a treat.

761
00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:47,620
<font color="#00ff00">I'd clearly had enough,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">which really worries me.</font>

762
00:27:47,660 --> 00:27:48,180
<font color="#00ff00">I'd clearly had enough,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">which really worries me.</font>

763
00:27:48,220 --> 00:27:49,420
<font color="#00ff00">How long was that?</font>

764
00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:51,460
It felt like a long time,
and I felt like you went from

765
00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:51,940
It felt like a long time,
and I felt like you went from

766
00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:53,980
someone doing quite
a fun comedy laugh

767
00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:54,940
someone doing quite
a fun comedy laugh

768
00:27:54,980 --> 00:27:56,980
to someone who could kill.

769
00:27:57,020 --> 00:27:57,980
to someone who could kill.

770
00:27:58,020 --> 00:27:59,540
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font>

771
00:27:59,580 --> 00:28:00,900
And the tipping point for me
was this...

772
00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:02,940
"Ah-ha-ha-ha. Hee-hee."

773
00:28:02,980 --> 00:28:03,900
"Ah-ha-ha-ha. Hee-hee."

774
00:28:03,940 --> 00:28:05,580
<font color="#ffff00">All three of you walked 300 metres.</font>

775
00:28:05,620 --> 00:28:07,620
<font color="#ffff00">They took three minutes,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you took eight minutes.</font>

776
00:28:07,660 --> 00:28:08,140
<font color="#ffff00">They took three minutes,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you took eight minutes.</font>

777
00:28:08,180 --> 00:28:10,180
<font color="#ffff00">Could've been longer. I could've</font>
<font color="#ffff00">kept that going for hours, I think.</font>

778
00:28:10,220 --> 00:28:11,380
<font color="#ffff00">Could've been longer. I could've</font>
<font color="#ffff00">kept that going for hours, I think.</font>

779
00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:14,580
<font color="#ffff00">There was no way you were</font>
<font color="#ffff00">gonna catch me.</font>

780
00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:19,100
Because she was going too slowly.
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

781
00:28:19,140 --> 00:28:19,620
Because she was going too slowly.
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

782
00:28:19,660 --> 00:28:20,700
<font color="#00ff00">We all had fun.</font>

783
00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:22,100
Hee-hee-hee!

784
00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:23,820
OK, time for another break.

785
00:28:23,860 --> 00:28:25,860
Hopefully there will be
an overseas advert

786
00:28:25,900 --> 00:28:26,180
Hopefully there will be
an overseas advert

787
00:28:26,220 --> 00:28:28,220
that has been badly dubbed in English
so that the company can save money,

788
00:28:28,260 --> 00:28:29,780
that has been badly dubbed in English
so that the company can save money,

789
00:28:29,820 --> 00:28:31,820
followed quickly, I hope, by
a nuclear apocalypse.

790
00:28:31,860 --> 00:28:32,860
followed quickly, I hope, by
a nuclear apocalypse.

791
00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:34,580
It's what we deserve.

792
00:28:34,620 --> 00:28:36,620
It's genuinely my birthday.

793
00:28:36,660 --> 00:28:37,420
It's genuinely my birthday.

794
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,280
Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster,

795
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,240
Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster,

796
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,280
where the bellend's got a bell
and he won't stop ringing it.

797
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,280
where the bellend's got a bell
and he won't stop ringing it.

798
00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:59,280
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, I suppose that's true.</font>

799
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,320
<font color="#ffff00">Just two people to go, and</font>
<font color="#ffff00">one of them's dressed as a hotdog.</font>

800
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:02,120
<font color="#ffff00">Just two people to go, and</font>
<font color="#ffff00">one of them's dressed as a hotdog.</font>

801
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,040
<font color="#ffff00">It's Andy Zaltzman,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and playing for double points,</font>

802
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,040
<font color="#ffff00">it's Babatunde Aleshe.</font>

803
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,080
BELL CLANGS
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha-ha.</font>

804
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,400
BELL CLANGS
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha-ha.</font>

805
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,520
<font color="#00ffff">Ha-ha-ha-ha.</font>

806
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:15,160
<font color="#00ffff">Ha-ha-ha-ha.</font>

807
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,920
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha-ha.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">BELL CLANGS, BELL TINKLES</font>

808
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:19,480
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha-ha.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">BELL CLANGS, BELL TINKLES</font>

809
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:28,520
<font color="#00ffff">Ha-ha-ha-ha...</font>

810
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:28,800
<font color="#00ffff">Ha-ha-ha-ha...</font>

811
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,000
<font color="#00ffff">Ah, I've got you!</font>

812
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,040
<font color="#00ffff">Yes! I've got your carrot, bruv.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Don't try it, bro.</font>

813
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:37,280
<font color="#00ffff">Yes! I've got your carrot, bruv.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Don't try it, bro.</font>

814
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,320
<font color="#00ffff">Yes, I'm the man!</font>

815
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:39,520
<font color="#00ffff">Yes, I'm the man!</font>

816
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000
<font color="#00ffff">I won, right?</font>

817
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:43,200
<font color="#00ffff">I won, right?</font>

818
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,760
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha-ha...</font>

819
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:49,560
<font color="#00ff00">Ha-ha-ha-ha...</font>

820
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:14,720
<font color="#00ff00">Can I have a...?</font> <font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

821
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:14,920
<font color="#00ff00">Can I have a...?</font> <font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

822
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, that's the good stuff.</font>

823
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:21,560
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, that's the good stuff.</font>

824
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,600
<font color="#00ffff">I won. Say it.</font>

825
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:24,920
<font color="#00ffff">I won. Say it.</font>

826
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,360
<font color="#00ffff">Say it.</font> <font color="#ffff00">I don't wanna say it.</font>

827
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:27,520
<font color="#00ffff">But you know I won.</font>

828
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,320
Did you expect that, Baba,
when you entered this show

829
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:36,000
Did you expect that, Baba,
when you entered this show

830
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,040
that you would end up chasing a man
so that you could bite his carrot

831
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,840
that you would end up chasing a man
so that you could bite his carrot

832
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,880
whilst dressed as a hotdog?
<font color="#00ffff">No, I didn't, no.</font>

833
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:42,600
whilst dressed as a hotdog?
<font color="#00ffff">No, I didn't, no.</font>

834
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,640
And did you expect to be shouting
"I'm the man" afterwards?

835
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:45,400
And did you expect to be shouting
"I'm the man" afterwards?

836
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,440
<font color="#00ffff">Well, to be fair,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I don't mind me saying it.</font>

837
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:48,680
<font color="#00ffff">Well, to be fair,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I don't mind me saying it.</font>

838
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,720
<font color="#00ffff">He still needs to say it.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I think you're the man,</font>

839
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:52,120
<font color="#00ffff">He still needs to say it.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I think you're the man,</font>

840
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:53,840
<font color="#ffff00">but he wants me</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to say that he's the man.</font>

841
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,880
I don't mind you saying he's the man
if you do it with conviction.

842
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:56,160
I don't mind you saying he's the man
if you do it with conviction.

843
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,520
<font color="#ffff00">You the man.</font>

844
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,560
<font color="#00ffff">Very good.</font> By stark contrast I've
written it down somewhere

845
00:30:59,600 --> 00:30:59,840
<font color="#00ffff">Very good.</font> By stark contrast I've
written it down somewhere

846
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:01,680
how did Andy celebrate?

847
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,680
Well, he had a second bite
of a carrot.

848
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,720
And do you remember what you said
after you had the second bite?

849
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:06,880
And do you remember what you said
after you had the second bite?

850
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,920
<font color="#00ff00">Well, it varies from carrot</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to carrot with me.</font>

851
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:09,240
<font color="#00ff00">Well, it varies from carrot</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to carrot with me.</font>

852
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:10,920
You said "Oh, yeah,
that's the good stuff."

853
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,320
<font color="#ffff00">Well, we know Emma was eight</font>
<font color="#ffff00">minutes,</font>

854
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,200
<font color="#ffff00">and gets one point for that.</font> Aw.

855
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,240
<font color="#ffff00">Rosie, 3.49, Jack, 3.26,</font>

856
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:19,160
<font color="#ffff00">Rosie, 3.49, Jack, 3.26,</font>

857
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,200
<font color="#ffff00">Andy was two minutes 55,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">comes second place though</font>

858
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:22,520
<font color="#ffff00">Andy was two minutes 55,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">comes second place though</font>

859
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,560
<font color="#ffff00">because Baba did it in 35 seconds,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">so well done.</font> Come on.

860
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:25,920
<font color="#ffff00">because Baba did it in 35 seconds,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">so well done.</font> Come on.

861
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,960
<font color="#00ffff">Ten points. Straight in.</font>

862
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,120
<font color="#00ffff">Ten points. Straight in.</font>

863
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,160
<font color="#ffff00">So, Andy, you get four points,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">but, Baba, you get ten points.</font>

864
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:32,560
<font color="#ffff00">So, Andy, you get four points,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">but, Baba, you get ten points.</font>

865
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:38,120
One more task proper,
please, small boy.

866
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:39,200
One more task proper,
please, small boy.

867
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,240
<font color="#ffff00">I'm the man. Sure thing,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">ding-a-ling.</font>

868
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,840
<font color="#ffff00">I'm the man. Sure thing,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">ding-a-ling.</font>

869
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:44,880
<font color="#ffff00">Get ready to check out</font>
<font color="#ffff00">my versatile new jacket.</font>

870
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:45,360
<font color="#ffff00">Get ready to check out</font>
<font color="#ffff00">my versatile new jacket.</font>

871
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,080
<font color="#00ffff">Can I help?</font>

872
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,120
<font color="#ffff00">No. I'm on a turntable, Jack.</font>

873
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:06,800
<font color="#ffff00">No. I'm on a turntable, Jack.</font>

874
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:08,840
<font color="#00ffff">Mm-hmm.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Spinning around.</font>

875
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:09,080
<font color="#00ffff">Mm-hmm.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Spinning around.</font>

876
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,120
<font color="#00ffff">You're not really though,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">are you? You're turning round.</font>

877
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,080
<font color="#00ffff">You're not really though,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">are you? You're turning round.</font>

878
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:17,240
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, look.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Mm-hmm.</font>

879
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,280
<font color="#00ff00">Feels a bit personal. Whoo.</font>

880
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:20,760
<font color="#00ff00">Feels a bit personal. Whoo.</font>

881
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,800
<font color="#00ffff">Pick the Taskmaster's locket</font>
<font color="#00ffff">from its pocket.</font>

882
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:23,520
<font color="#00ffff">Pick the Taskmaster's locket</font>
<font color="#00ffff">from its pocket.</font>

883
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,560
<font color="#00ffff">Every time you pick an incorrect</font>
<font color="#00ffff">pocket, you must high five Alex.</font>

884
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,600
<font color="#00ffff">Every time you pick an incorrect</font>
<font color="#00ffff">pocket, you must high five Alex.</font>

885
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:28,600
<font color="#00ffff">Every time you pick an incorrect</font>
<font color="#00ffff">pocket, you must high five Alex.</font>

886
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:30,640
<font color="#00ff00">If you touch, tamper with, or peek</font>
<font color="#00ff00">into a pocket, you must pick it.</font>

887
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,680
<font color="#00ff00">If you touch, tamper with, or peek</font>
<font color="#00ff00">into a pocket, you must pick it.</font>

888
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:32,960
<font color="#00ff00">If you touch, tamper with, or peek</font>
<font color="#00ff00">into a pocket, you must pick it.</font>

889
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000
<font color="#00ff00">Fewest pockets picked wins.</font>

890
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,040
<font color="#00ff00">Fewest pockets picked wins.</font>

891
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,440
<font color="#00ff00">Fewest pockets picked wins.</font>

892
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,480
<font color="#00ffff">You have a maximum of 15 minutes.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Your time starts now.</font>

893
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,360
<font color="#00ffff">You have a maximum of 15 minutes.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Your time starts now.</font>

894
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,400
<font color="#00ff00">May I touch you?</font>

895
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,000
<font color="#00ff00">May I touch you?</font>

896
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,400
<font color="#00ff00">Why are you spinning?</font>

897
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,160
<font color="#ffff00">It's just the setting.</font>

898
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000
<font color="#00ff00">Oh. It's a wind-up.</font>

899
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:57,200
<font color="#00ff00">Oh. It's a wind-up.</font>

900
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,120
Have we got a moment just
to replay what I think might be

901
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,160
Have we got a moment just
to replay what I think might be

902
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:05,960
Have we got a moment just
to replay what I think might be

903
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000
the creepiest moment in
Taskmaster history.

904
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,200
the creepiest moment in
Taskmaster history.

905
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,240
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, I think I know</font>
<font color="#ffff00">what you mean. Here it is.</font>

906
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,120
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, I think I know</font>
<font color="#ffff00">what you mean. Here it is.</font>

907
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,160
<font color="#00ff00">May I touch you?</font>

908
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,160
<font color="#00ff00">May I touch you?</font>

909
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,160
18 series and I've never felt
a shudder like it.

910
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,240
18 series and I've never felt
a shudder like it.

911
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,160
<font color="#00ff00">What's wrong with that?</font>

912
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:26,440
<font color="#00ff00">What's wrong with that?</font>

913
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,480
<font color="#00ff00">- It's about consent.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">- Yeah!</font>

914
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,160
<font color="#00ff00">- It's about consent.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">- Yeah!</font>

915
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,200
It is about consent.

916
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:32,640
It is about consent.

917
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,560
<font color="#00ff00">Thank you.</font>

918
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:37,880
<font color="#00ff00">Thank you.</font>

919
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:39,920
<font color="#ffff00">First to locate the locket,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">it's Jack and Baba.</font>

920
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,200
<font color="#ffff00">First to locate the locket,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">it's Jack and Baba.</font>

921
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,240
<font color="#00ffff">OK, so I'm thinking</font>
<font color="#00ffff">there's gonna be a,</font>

922
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,560
<font color="#00ffff">OK, so I'm thinking</font>
<font color="#00ffff">there's gonna be a,</font>

923
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,600
<font color="#00ffff">some sort of locket in one of</font>
<font color="#00ffff">those pockets.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Hmm.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Yeah, yeah.</font>

924
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:47,560
<font color="#00ffff">some sort of locket in one of</font>
<font color="#00ffff">those pockets.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Hmm.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Yeah, yeah.</font>

925
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:51,240
<font color="#ffff00">Is that the locket?</font>

926
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,240
<font color="#00ffff">No, it's lipstick. Shall I put it</font>
<font color="#00ffff">there?</font> <font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

927
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,280
<font color="#00ffff">I'll put it here.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">What's this? Chinese five spice.</font>

928
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:56,160
<font color="#00ffff">I'll put it here.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">What's this? Chinese five spice.</font>

929
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,200
<font color="#00ffff">Chinese five spice.</font>

930
00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:58,480
<font color="#00ffff">Chinese five spice.</font>

931
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,280
<font color="#00ffff">But there's nothing in there,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">is there, other than that.</font>

932
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,680
<font color="#00ffff">It's a bloody raisin.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, OK. Oh.</font>

933
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:06,160
<font color="#00ffff">It's a bloody raisin.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, OK. Oh.</font>

934
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,600
<font color="#00ffff">Pow!</font> <font color="#ffff00">Found a locket yet?</font>

935
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,360
<font color="#00ffff">No, that's a dog biscuit.</font> <font color="#ffff00">OK.</font>

936
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,400
<font color="#00ffff">What's in here? No.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">It's the bloody rocket. Pow.</font>

937
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,440
<font color="#00ffff">What's in here? No.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">It's the bloody rocket. Pow.</font>

938
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:16,320
<font color="#00ffff">What's in here? No.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">It's the bloody rocket. Pow.</font>

939
00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:22,240
<font color="#00ffff">You take a lot of stuff around</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with you, don't you?</font>

940
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:22,560
<font color="#00ffff">You take a lot of stuff around</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with you, don't you?</font>

941
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,600
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah. 108 pockets.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I can see that.</font>

942
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:24,920
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah. 108 pockets.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I can see that.</font>

943
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,000
<font color="#ffff00">Another rocket.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Big up yourself.</font>

944
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,280
<font color="#00ffff">No, that's...</font>
<font color="#00ffff">that's something else.</font>

945
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,320
<font color="#00ffff">So that's just a bag of...</font>
<font color="#ffff00">That's my bag of yellow, yeah.</font>

946
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,040
<font color="#00ffff">So that's just a bag of...</font>
<font color="#ffff00">That's my bag of yellow, yeah.</font>

947
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,840
<font color="#00ffff">Bag of yellow.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Mm-hmm.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Fair enough.</font>

948
00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:39,480
<font color="#00ffff">Big up yourself.</font>

949
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000
<font color="#00ffff">Don't trust sound people</font>
<font color="#00ffff">or make-up artists.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Hmm.</font>

950
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,040
<font color="#00ffff">Don't trust sound people</font>
<font color="#00ffff">or make-up artists.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Hmm.</font>

951
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:45,320
<font color="#00ffff">Don't trust sound people</font>
<font color="#00ffff">or make-up artists.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Hmm.</font>

952
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,520
<font color="#00ffff">That's a bit bad, innit?</font>

953
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,560
<font color="#00ffff">I trust sound people and</font>
<font color="#00ffff">make-up artists. Why wouldn't you?</font>

954
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:49,560
<font color="#00ffff">I trust sound people and</font>
<font color="#00ffff">make-up artists. Why wouldn't you?</font>

955
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,600
<font color="#ffff00">Well, you shouldn't.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, good advice, thank you.</font>

956
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:51,920
<font color="#ffff00">Well, you shouldn't.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, good advice, thank you.</font>

957
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:53,880
<font color="#ffff00">Mm-hmm.</font> <font color="#00ffff">But not what we're after.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Right.</font>

958
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:55,920
<font color="#00ffff">Keys.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Hmm.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">What do I open this with?</font>

959
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:56,880
<font color="#00ffff">Keys.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Hmm.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">What do I open this with?</font>

960
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,920
<font color="#00ffff">Ah. This might be it.</font>

961
00:34:58,960 --> 00:34:59,240
<font color="#00ffff">Ah. This might be it.</font>

962
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,280
<font color="#00ffff">No, it's a compass.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">It's a compass with my name on it.</font>

963
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:01,600
<font color="#00ffff">No, it's a compass.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">It's a compass with my name on it.</font>

964
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,840
<font color="#00ffff">Babatunde. Ah,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">it says my name on it. Come on.</font>

965
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:05,120
<font color="#00ffff">Babatunde. Ah,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">it says my name on it. Come on.</font>

966
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,200
<font color="#00ffff">There's a picture of me.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Nice.</font>

967
00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:09,240
<font color="#ffff00">I've just got...</font> <font color="#00ffff">Yeah, OK.</font> <font color="#ffff00">..couple</font>
<font color="#ffff00">of things with your names on it.</font>

968
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:09,720
<font color="#ffff00">I've just got...</font> <font color="#00ffff">Yeah, OK.</font> <font color="#ffff00">..couple</font>
<font color="#ffff00">of things with your names on it.</font>

969
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:10,960
<font color="#00ffff">That's very thoughtful.</font>

970
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,040
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, my days with this stupid-arse</font>
<font color="#00ffff">rocket, man. Getting on my nerves.</font>

971
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,040
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, my days with this stupid-arse</font>
<font color="#00ffff">rocket, man. Getting on my nerves.</font>

972
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,080
<font color="#00ffff">Stone with Y written on it.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Ah.</font>

973
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:18,520
<font color="#00ffff">Stone with Y written on it.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Ah.</font>

974
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,560
<font color="#00ffff">These are starting to annoy me.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">The rockets?</font> <font color="#00ffff">Too many of 'em.</font>

975
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:21,560
<font color="#00ffff">These are starting to annoy me.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">The rockets?</font> <font color="#00ffff">Too many of 'em.</font>

976
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,600
<font color="#00ffff">Why have you got milk?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Thirsty.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Yuck.</font>

977
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:24,040
<font color="#00ffff">Why have you got milk?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Thirsty.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Yuck.</font>

978
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,080
<font color="#00ffff">There's an eye.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Mm-hmm.</font> <font color="#00ffff">So...</font>

979
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:26,320
<font color="#00ffff">There's an eye.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Mm-hmm.</font> <font color="#00ffff">So...</font>

980
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,800
<font color="#00ffff">Hey! Pick the locket</font>
<font color="#00ffff">from the pocket...?</font>

981
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:31,720
<font color="#00ffff">Hey! Pick the locket</font>
<font color="#00ffff">from the pocket...?</font>

982
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,680
<font color="#ffff00">That's a padlock.</font>

983
00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:36,720
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, for goodness sake.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">The man ain't won! What the hell?</font>

984
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:37,720
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, for goodness sake.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">The man ain't won! What the hell?</font>

985
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,760
<font color="#ffff00">Five and a half minutes left</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to find this locket.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Left.</font>

986
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:40,200
<font color="#ffff00">Five and a half minutes left</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to find this locket.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Left.</font>

987
00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:42,240
<font color="#00ffff">Another pebble.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">So it spells YOU.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Right.</font>

988
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,240
<font color="#00ffff">Another pebble.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">So it spells YOU.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Right.</font>

989
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,120
<font color="#00ffff">I don't think that's got any</font>
<font color="#00ffff">relevance,</font>

990
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:46,800
<font color="#00ffff">to be honest.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Right, OK.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

991
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,680
<font color="#00ffff">I've found the other eye though.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Ah!</font>

992
00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:50,280
<font color="#00ffff">There we go.</font>

993
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,400
<font color="#00ffff">The locket is in your pocket.</font>

994
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,440
<font color="#00ffff">The locket is in your pocket.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">No, it ain't.</font>

995
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:57,840
<font color="#00ffff">The locket is in your pocket.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">No, it ain't.</font>

996
00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,880
<font color="#00ffff">I ain't got no locket in my pocket.</font>

997
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:00,080
<font color="#00ffff">I ain't got no locket in my pocket.</font>

998
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:03,720
<font color="#00ffff">Ha-ha!</font>

999
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,640
HE GROWLS

1000
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,200
<font color="#ffff00">Ah.</font> <font color="#00ffff">There you are.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">You got the locket.</font>

1001
00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:09,520
<font color="#ffff00">Ah.</font> <font color="#00ffff">There you are.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">You got the locket.</font>

1002
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,560
<font color="#00ffff">How'd you do that? Are you</font>
<font color="#00ffff">like David Copperfield now, are you?</font>

1003
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:12,440
<font color="#00ffff">How'd you do that? Are you</font>
<font color="#00ffff">like David Copperfield now, are you?</font>

1004
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,480
<font color="#00ffff">And there's a piece of hair</font>
<font color="#00ffff">in there as well.</font>

1005
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,040
<font color="#ffff00">It's got my own hair.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">That's, that's OK.</font>

1006
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,560
<font color="#00ffff">Well, I shall treasure that.</font>

1007
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,520
I mean neither of you
thought there might be

1008
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,560
a faster way of doing this.
Just went route one.

1009
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:28,560
a faster way of doing this.
Just went route one.

1010
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:29,920
<font color="#00ffff">Well, how were we</font>
<font color="#00ffff">supposed to know</font>

1011
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,560
<font color="#00ffff">that there was a locket</font>
<font color="#00ffff">in our pocket?</font>

1012
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:32,800
<font color="#00ffff">I realised afterwards cos you'd,</font>

1013
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,840
<font color="#00ffff">someone took my jacket</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to do something and I should've...</font>

1014
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:35,160
<font color="#00ffff">someone took my jacket</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to do something and I should've...</font>

1015
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,200
<font color="#00ffff">You know, trustingly I said,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">"Yeah, of course, thank you."</font>

1016
00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:38,400
<font color="#00ffff">You know, trustingly I said,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">"Yeah, of course, thank you."</font>

1017
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,200
<font color="#00ffff">I thanked them. I thanked them.</font>

1018
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,520
<font color="#ffff00">Do you wanna know how many</font>
<font color="#ffff00">pockets they picked?</font> Yes, please.

1019
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:43,800
<font color="#ffff00">Do you wanna know how many</font>
<font color="#ffff00">pockets they picked?</font> Yes, please.

1020
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:45,840
<font color="#ffff00">Babatunde, 41 incorrect pockets.</font>

1021
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:46,560
<font color="#ffff00">Babatunde, 41 incorrect pockets.</font>

1022
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,360
<font color="#ffff00">Jack, 70.</font>

1023
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,840
<font color="#ffff00">Would you like to see</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Rosie Jones' locket adventure?</font>

1024
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:52,160
<font color="#ffff00">Would you like to see</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Rosie Jones' locket adventure?</font>

1025
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,280
Let's go.<font color="#ffff00">Rosie Jones.</font>

1026
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,320
<font color="#00ff00">I don't think it's in this</font>

1027
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,360
<font color="#00ff00">I don't think it's in this</font>

1028
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,360
<font color="#00ff00">I don't think it's in this</font>

1029
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,400
<font color="#00ff00">cos that would be obvious.</font>

1030
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,440
<font color="#00ff00">cos that would be obvious.</font>

1031
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:04,240
<font color="#00ff00">cos that would be obvious.</font>

1032
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,280
<font color="#00ff00">Ooh, can I pick that one?</font>

1033
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,200
<font color="#00ff00">Ooh, can I pick that one?</font>

1034
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
<font color="#00ff00">Don't trust sound people</font>
<font color="#00ff00">or make-up artists.</font>

1035
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,040
<font color="#00ff00">Don't trust sound people</font>
<font color="#00ff00">or make-up artists.</font>

1036
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,080
<font color="#00ff00">Don't trust sound people</font>
<font color="#00ff00">or make-up artists.</font>

1037
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,240
<font color="#00ff00">Don't trust sound people</font>
<font color="#00ff00">or make-up artists.</font>

1038
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,280
<font color="#00ff00">Well, you don't need to</font>
<font color="#00ff00">tell me that.</font>

1039
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,320
<font color="#00ff00">Well, you don't need to</font>
<font color="#00ff00">tell me that.</font>

1040
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:21,840
<font color="#00ff00">Well, you don't need to</font>
<font color="#00ff00">tell me that.</font>

1041
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,880
<font color="#00ff00">They're all pieces of shit.</font>

1042
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:24,800
<font color="#00ff00">They're all pieces of shit.</font>

1043
00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:28,240
<font color="#00ff00">Is it in your pocket?</font>

1044
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,040
<font color="#00ff00">Is it in your pocket?</font>

1045
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:32,720
<font color="#00ff00">You said no.</font>

1046
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:33,360
<font color="#00ff00">You said no.</font>

1047
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,400
<font color="#00ff00">But I don't trust you.</font>

1048
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:36,480
<font color="#00ff00">But I don't trust you.</font>

1049
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,480
<font color="#ffff00">You've got his wallet?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Right.</font>

1050
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:46,320
<font color="#ffff00">You've got his wallet?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Right.</font>

1051
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,960
<font color="#00ff00">Ooh, is it on me?</font>

1052
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000
<font color="#00ff00">Ooh, is it on me?</font>

1053
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:55,400
<font color="#00ff00">Ooh, is it on me?</font>

1054
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,440
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, my god!</font>

1055
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,720
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, my god!</font>

1056
00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:04,720
<font color="#00ff00">You sneaky bugger.</font>

1057
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,440
<font color="#00ff00">You sneaky bugger.</font>

1058
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
<font color="#ffff00">Well done, Rosie.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Don't trust anyone.</font>

1059
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,040
<font color="#ffff00">Well done, Rosie.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Don't trust anyone.</font>

1060
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:12,560
<font color="#ffff00">Well done, Rosie.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Don't trust anyone.</font>

1061
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,960
I just wanna make it clear that
when Rosie was told

1062
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,280
I just wanna make it clear that
when Rosie was told

1063
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,320
not to trust sound and lighting
people, she said, and I quote,

1064
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:25,600
not to trust sound and lighting
people, she said, and I quote,

1065
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,640
"You don't need to tell me that,
they're all pieces of shit."

1066
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,200
"You don't need to tell me that,
they're all pieces of shit."

1067
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:34,760
<font color="#00ff00">I mean it.</font>

1068
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,440
And you then went on

1069
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,480
to blatantly steal money
from a soundman's wallet.

1070
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:41,680
to blatantly steal money
from a soundman's wallet.

1071
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,920
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah. Neil was lying to me.</font>

1072
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,960
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah. Neil was lying to me.</font>

1073
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:47,600
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah. Neil was lying to me.</font>

1074
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:49,640
<font color="#00ff00">The least I could do was rob him.</font>

1075
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,680
<font color="#00ff00">The least I could do was rob him.</font>

1076
00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:52,240
<font color="#00ff00">The least I could do was rob him.</font>

1077
00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:56,080
<font color="#ffff00">He wasn't lying to you.</font>
Of course.

1078
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,560
And fast, surely?

1079
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,600
<font color="#ffff00">Well, it's all about the number</font>
<font color="#ffff00">of pockets picked.</font> Yes.

1080
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,640
<font color="#ffff00">Five of Neil's, five of her own,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">three of mine, so 13 in total.</font>

1081
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,320
<font color="#ffff00">Five of Neil's, five of her own,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">three of mine, so 13 in total.</font>

1082
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,360
13.<font color="#ffff00">13 pockets.</font>
It's good.<font color="#00ffff">Very good.</font>

1083
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:05,640
13.<font color="#ffff00">13 pockets.</font>
It's good.<font color="#00ffff">Very good.</font>

1084
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,440
We're stopping again.

1085
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,280
One part left to go,
and at the end of it

1086
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,320
someone will stroll proudly out
of the studio

1087
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:12,400
someone will stroll proudly out
of the studio

1088
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,440
carrying a sculpture of
a cherub wearing sunglasses,

1089
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:15,480
carrying a sculpture of
a cherub wearing sunglasses,

1090
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,520
and a painting of
a banged-up donkey.

1091
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:17,840
and a painting of
a banged-up donkey.

1092
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,880
This isn't a cheese dream,
we're all being paid for this.

1093
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,520
This isn't a cheese dream,
we're all being paid for this.

1094
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,560
We'll see you in part four.

1095
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:23,760
We'll see you in part four.

1096
00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:40,060
Welcome back. It's part four,

1097
00:39:40,100 --> 00:39:42,100
and Alex has
a stupid jacket on.

1098
00:39:42,140 --> 00:39:42,420
and Alex has
a stupid jacket on.

1099
00:39:42,460 --> 00:39:44,460
<font color="#ffff00">It's not stupid, actually.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">You're stupid...</font>

1100
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:44,820
<font color="#ffff00">It's not stupid, actually.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">You're stupid...</font>

1101
00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:46,860
<font color="#ffff00">..ly attractive.</font>

1102
00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:47,220
<font color="#ffff00">..ly attractive.</font>

1103
00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:49,260
<font color="#ffff00">Yes, they have to find the locket</font>

1104
00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:50,980
<font color="#ffff00">Yes, they have to find the locket</font>

1105
00:39:51,020 --> 00:39:52,860
<font color="#ffff00">by picking the fewest</font>
<font color="#ffff00">pockets possible.</font>

1106
00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:54,900
<font color="#ffff00">Two left, it's Andy and Emma.</font>

1107
00:39:54,940 --> 00:39:55,780
<font color="#ffff00">Two left, it's Andy and Emma.</font>

1108
00:39:55,820 --> 00:39:57,820
<font color="#00ff00">OK, I'm just gonna take a second.</font>

1109
00:39:57,860 --> 00:39:58,460
<font color="#00ff00">OK, I'm just gonna take a second.</font>

1110
00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:02,740
<font color="#00ff00">The Taskmaster's locket.</font>

1111
00:40:02,780 --> 00:40:04,780
<font color="#00ff00">Doesn't necessarily mean it's one</font>
<font color="#00ff00">of your pockets though, does it?</font>

1112
00:40:04,820 --> 00:40:05,500
<font color="#00ff00">Doesn't necessarily mean it's one</font>
<font color="#00ff00">of your pockets though, does it?</font>

1113
00:40:05,540 --> 00:40:07,060
<font color="#00ff00">Are there clues in your pockets?</font>

1114
00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:09,020
<font color="#ffff00">All I do is spin round.</font> <font color="#00ff00">OK.</font>

1115
00:40:10,660 --> 00:40:12,420
<font color="#00ff00">So there's bits of paper in</font>
<font color="#00ff00">some of these pockets</font>

1116
00:40:12,460 --> 00:40:13,940
<font color="#00ff00">by the looks of it.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Are you peeking?</font>

1117
00:40:13,980 --> 00:40:16,020
<font color="#00ff00">I'm overviewing. Peeking is,</font>

1118
00:40:16,060 --> 00:40:18,060
<font color="#00ff00">that's a specific pocket,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I'd say. All right.</font>

1119
00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:18,780
<font color="#00ff00">that's a specific pocket,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I'd say. All right.</font>

1120
00:40:27,180 --> 00:40:28,940
<font color="#00ff00">Well, some action.</font>

1121
00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:30,980
<font color="#00ff00">Obviously there's a great big statue</font>
<font color="#00ff00">of the Taskmaster outside.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Mm.</font>

1122
00:40:31,020 --> 00:40:32,260
<font color="#00ff00">Obviously there's a great big statue</font>
<font color="#00ff00">of the Taskmaster outside.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Mm.</font>

1123
00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:33,860
<font color="#00ff00">Can that count as a locket?</font>

1124
00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:35,900
<font color="#ffff00">It's not a locket and it wasn't</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in a pocket, Andy.</font>

1125
00:40:35,940 --> 00:40:36,220
<font color="#ffff00">It's not a locket and it wasn't</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in a pocket, Andy.</font>

1126
00:40:36,260 --> 00:40:38,020
<font color="#00ff00">OK, I think I'm gonna have</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to pick a pocket.</font>

1127
00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:39,660
<font color="#00ff00">Excuse me.</font>

1128
00:40:41,780 --> 00:40:43,780
<font color="#00ff00">So that appears to be</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Richard Herring on a red fish.</font>

1129
00:40:43,820 --> 00:40:45,820
<font color="#00ff00">So that appears to be</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Richard Herring on a red fish.</font>

1130
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:46,180
<font color="#00ff00">So that appears to be</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Richard Herring on a red fish.</font>

1131
00:40:46,220 --> 00:40:48,020
<font color="#ffff00">Half your time gone.</font>

1132
00:40:51,460 --> 00:40:52,860
<font color="#00ff00">Chinese five spice.</font>

1133
00:40:52,900 --> 00:40:54,140
<font color="#ffff00">That's the spice for me.</font>

1134
00:40:55,460 --> 00:40:57,340
<font color="#00ff00">Right, I need an alternative</font>
<font color="#00ff00">pocket again.</font>

1135
00:40:57,380 --> 00:40:58,940
<font color="#00ff00">How many minutes have I got left?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Four-and-a-half.</font>

1136
00:40:58,980 --> 00:41:00,820
<font color="#00ff00">Four-and-a-half, OK.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I'll use it wisely.</font>

1137
00:41:04,260 --> 00:41:06,260
<font color="#ffff00">You've got three minutes, Andy.</font>

1138
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:06,460
<font color="#ffff00">You've got three minutes, Andy.</font>

1139
00:41:09,940 --> 00:41:11,860
<font color="#00ff00">Right, I've found a pineapple</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and some string.</font>

1140
00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:13,900
<font color="#ffff00">Was it in a pocket?</font> <font color="#00ff00">Well, not yet,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">but I could put it in a pocket.</font>

1141
00:41:13,940 --> 00:41:14,540
<font color="#ffff00">Was it in a pocket?</font> <font color="#00ff00">Well, not yet,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">but I could put it in a pocket.</font>

1142
00:41:14,580 --> 00:41:16,580
<font color="#00ff00">OK, let's take that one out then.</font>

1143
00:41:16,620 --> 00:41:17,060
<font color="#00ff00">OK, let's take that one out then.</font>

1144
00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:18,700
<font color="#00ff00">What's this?</font> <font color="#ffff00">My milk.</font>

1145
00:41:18,740 --> 00:41:20,180
<font color="#00ff00">Milk?</font> <font color="#ffff00">My milk.</font>

1146
00:41:20,220 --> 00:41:21,980
<font color="#00ff00">Your milk?</font> <font color="#ffff00">My milk.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Do you want it now?</font>

1147
00:41:22,020 --> 00:41:24,020
<font color="#ffff00">But you are running out of time.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I see, I see that.</font>

1148
00:41:24,060 --> 00:41:24,900
<font color="#ffff00">But you are running out of time.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I see, I see that.</font>

1149
00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:26,420
<font color="#00ff00">I'll tell you what, I'll put</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the milk there.</font>

1150
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:30,100
<font color="#ffff00">Well, it feels like you're</font>
<font color="#ffff00">tampering.</font>

1151
00:41:30,140 --> 00:41:32,180
TOY SQUEAKS

1152
00:41:32,220 --> 00:41:34,220
<font color="#00ff00">Well, I think lockets are passe.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah?</font>

1153
00:41:34,260 --> 00:41:35,060
<font color="#00ff00">Well, I think lockets are passe.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah?</font>

1154
00:41:35,100 --> 00:41:37,100
<font color="#00ff00">Don't like lockets.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Never liked 'em, actually.</font>

1155
00:41:37,140 --> 00:41:37,580
<font color="#00ff00">Don't like lockets.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Never liked 'em, actually.</font>

1156
00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:39,620
<font color="#ffff00">Are you off, Andy?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, I'm done.</font>

1157
00:41:39,660 --> 00:41:40,140
<font color="#ffff00">Are you off, Andy?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, I'm done.</font>

1158
00:41:42,660 --> 00:41:44,660
<font color="#00ff00">Right, I don't wanna be weird...</font>

1159
00:41:44,700 --> 00:41:44,860
<font color="#00ff00">Right, I don't wanna be weird...</font>

1160
00:41:47,620 --> 00:41:49,620
<font color="#00ff00">..I found this in my pocket earlier.</font>

1161
00:41:49,660 --> 00:41:50,220
<font color="#00ff00">..I found this in my pocket earlier.</font>

1162
00:41:52,980 --> 00:41:54,580
<font color="#00ff00">So I've done it, have I?</font>

1163
00:41:54,620 --> 00:41:56,620
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, you didn't pick any</font>
<font color="#ffff00">incorrect pockets.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font>

1164
00:41:56,660 --> 00:41:57,180
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, you didn't pick any</font>
<font color="#ffff00">incorrect pockets.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font>

1165
00:41:57,220 --> 00:41:58,820
<font color="#00ff00">Brilliant.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Hmm.</font>

1166
00:42:11,620 --> 00:42:13,420
Now that was bad ass.<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font>

1167
00:42:13,460 --> 00:42:15,460
<font color="#00ff00">So I'm a girl that likes</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a clean line.</font>

1168
00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:16,100
<font color="#00ff00">So I'm a girl that likes</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a clean line.</font>

1169
00:42:16,140 --> 00:42:18,140
Yeah.<font color="#00ff00">So whenever I'm going</font>
<font color="#00ff00">out, you know,</font>

1170
00:42:18,180 --> 00:42:18,940
Yeah.<font color="#00ff00">So whenever I'm going</font>
<font color="#00ff00">out, you know,</font>

1171
00:42:18,980 --> 00:42:20,980
<font color="#00ff00">you wanna, you don't want shit</font>
<font color="#00ff00">in your pockets, right?</font>

1172
00:42:21,020 --> 00:42:21,460
<font color="#00ff00">you wanna, you don't want shit</font>
<font color="#00ff00">in your pockets, right?</font>

1173
00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:23,460
<font color="#00ff00">You don't want stuff in your pocket.</font>
Do not want shit in your pocket.

1174
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:25,500
<font color="#00ff00">So I was just about to do it, and</font>
<font color="#00ff00">going, like, "Hang on, wait, what?"</font>

1175
00:42:25,540 --> 00:42:27,540
<font color="#00ff00">So I was just about to do it, and</font>
<font color="#00ff00">going, like, "Hang on, wait, what?"</font>

1176
00:42:27,580 --> 00:42:27,900
<font color="#00ff00">So I was just about to do it, and</font>
<font color="#00ff00">going, like, "Hang on, wait, what?"</font>

1177
00:42:27,940 --> 00:42:29,380
<font color="#00ff00">OK.</font>

1178
00:42:30,460 --> 00:42:31,980
<font color="#00ff00">Let's do this.</font>

1179
00:42:32,020 --> 00:42:34,020
<font color="#00ff00">That's my story.</font>

1180
00:42:34,060 --> 00:42:34,300
<font color="#00ff00">That's my story.</font>

1181
00:42:34,340 --> 00:42:35,900
<font color="#ffff00">It's a different story</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to Andy's story.</font>

1182
00:42:35,940 --> 00:42:37,940
Andy's I wrote down just
to make sure I got it right.

1183
00:42:37,980 --> 00:42:39,540
Andy's I wrote down just
to make sure I got it right.

1184
00:42:39,580 --> 00:42:41,060
He picked about four or
five pockets,

1185
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:43,100
he tried to redefine what
a locket is.

1186
00:42:43,140 --> 00:42:43,900
he tried to redefine what
a locket is.

1187
00:42:45,820 --> 00:42:47,820
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, I went to try and find</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the nearest available snooker club,</font>

1188
00:42:47,860 --> 00:42:49,820
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, I went to try and find</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the nearest available snooker club,</font>

1189
00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:51,860
<font color="#00ff00">thinking that maybe one</font>
<font color="#00ff00">of their snooker table pockets</font>

1190
00:42:51,900 --> 00:42:53,900
<font color="#00ff00">thinking that maybe one</font>
<font color="#00ff00">of their snooker table pockets</font>

1191
00:42:53,940 --> 00:42:54,180
<font color="#00ff00">thinking that maybe one</font>
<font color="#00ff00">of their snooker table pockets</font>

1192
00:42:54,220 --> 00:42:56,220
<font color="#00ff00">would have...</font>

1193
00:42:56,260 --> 00:42:57,700
<font color="#00ff00">would have...</font>

1194
00:42:57,740 --> 00:42:59,740
<font color="#00ff00">..a packet of Lockets in it. Anyway.</font>

1195
00:42:59,780 --> 00:42:59,940
<font color="#00ff00">..a packet of Lockets in it. Anyway.</font>

1196
00:43:02,020 --> 00:43:04,020
<font color="#00ff00">I mean, I remember,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">as we recorded that</font>

1197
00:43:04,060 --> 00:43:04,860
<font color="#00ff00">I mean, I remember,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">as we recorded that</font>

1198
00:43:04,900 --> 00:43:06,900
<font color="#00ff00">thinking how annoying it was,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and having seen back</font>

1199
00:43:06,940 --> 00:43:08,620
<font color="#00ff00">thinking how annoying it was,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and having seen back</font>

1200
00:43:08,660 --> 00:43:10,660
<font color="#00ff00">I'd forgotten that I'd almost solved</font>
<font color="#00ff00">it in the first second.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

1201
00:43:10,700 --> 00:43:12,700
<font color="#00ff00">I'd forgotten that I'd almost solved</font>
<font color="#00ff00">it in the first second.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

1202
00:43:12,740 --> 00:43:13,700
<font color="#00ff00">I'd forgotten that I'd almost solved</font>
<font color="#00ff00">it in the first second.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

1203
00:43:13,740 --> 00:43:15,740
Yeah.<font color="#00ff00">That is a fuckload</font>
<font color="#00ff00">more annoying now, so.</font>

1204
00:43:15,780 --> 00:43:16,220
Yeah.<font color="#00ff00">That is a fuckload</font>
<font color="#00ff00">more annoying now, so.</font>

1205
00:43:17,820 --> 00:43:18,860
<font color="#ffff00">It's also quite annoying that</font>

1206
00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:20,900
<font color="#ffff00">we think the locket's probably still</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in your pocket.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Oh, right, OK.</font>

1207
00:43:20,940 --> 00:43:21,540
<font color="#ffff00">we think the locket's probably still</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in your pocket.</font> <font color="#00ff00">Oh, right, OK.</font>

1208
00:43:21,580 --> 00:43:23,580
<font color="#ffff00">So it's zero points</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to Andy on that one.</font>

1209
00:43:23,620 --> 00:43:24,180
<font color="#ffff00">So it's zero points</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to Andy on that one.</font>

1210
00:43:24,220 --> 00:43:26,220
<font color="#ffff00">Jack, two points for you,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">three to Baba,</font>

1211
00:43:26,260 --> 00:43:26,540
<font color="#ffff00">Jack, two points for you,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">three to Baba,</font>

1212
00:43:26,580 --> 00:43:28,580
<font color="#ffff00">four to Rosie, but five</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to Emma Sidi. Congratulations.</font>

1213
00:43:28,620 --> 00:43:30,020
<font color="#ffff00">four to Rosie, but five</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to Emma Sidi. Congratulations.</font>

1214
00:43:33,020 --> 00:43:34,820
Let's see a scoreboard.
<font color="#ffff00">Yes, please.</font>

1215
00:43:34,860 --> 00:43:36,860
<font color="#ffff00">Well, I think the hotdog helped.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Baba's on the top with 17 points.</font>

1216
00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:38,020
<font color="#ffff00">Well, I think the hotdog helped.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Baba's on the top with 17 points.</font>

1217
00:43:41,660 --> 00:43:43,620
Right, everyone, will you please
make your way

1218
00:43:43,660 --> 00:43:45,660
to the stage for the final
task of the show.

1219
00:43:45,700 --> 00:43:45,900
to the stage for the final
task of the show.

1220
00:43:52,300 --> 00:43:54,300
Who will be reading the
task out, young fellow m'lad?

1221
00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:54,580
Who will be reading the
task out, young fellow m'lad?

1222
00:43:54,620 --> 00:43:55,740
<font color="#ffff00">Baba.</font> <font color="#00ffff">OK.</font>

1223
00:43:57,860 --> 00:43:59,860
<font color="#00ffff">Gather a herd of animals</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with exactly 22 legs.</font>

1224
00:43:59,900 --> 00:44:01,900
<font color="#00ffff">Gather a herd of animals</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with exactly 22 legs.</font>

1225
00:44:01,940 --> 00:44:02,180
<font color="#00ffff">Gather a herd of animals</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with exactly 22 legs.</font>

1226
00:44:02,220 --> 00:44:04,220
<font color="#00ffff">You may not harm any animals.</font>

1227
00:44:04,260 --> 00:44:04,700
<font color="#00ffff">You may not harm any animals.</font>

1228
00:44:06,020 --> 00:44:08,020
<font color="#00ffff">You may only use animals on</font>
<font color="#00ffff">either side of this wall</font>

1229
00:44:08,060 --> 00:44:10,060
<font color="#00ffff">You may only use animals on</font>
<font color="#00ffff">either side of this wall</font>

1230
00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:10,340
<font color="#00ffff">You may only use animals on</font>
<font color="#00ffff">either side of this wall</font>

1231
00:44:10,380 --> 00:44:12,380
<font color="#00ffff">and you may not use each other.</font>

1232
00:44:12,420 --> 00:44:13,260
<font color="#00ffff">and you may not use each other.</font>

1233
00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:15,300
<font color="#00ffff">On Alex's whistle, you must hurl one</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of your herd over the wall.</font>

1234
00:44:15,340 --> 00:44:17,340
<font color="#00ffff">On Alex's whistle, you must hurl one</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of your herd over the wall.</font>

1235
00:44:17,380 --> 00:44:18,620
<font color="#00ffff">On Alex's whistle, you must hurl one</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of your herd over the wall.</font>

1236
00:44:18,660 --> 00:44:20,660
<font color="#00ffff">When your herd has 22 legs,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">only then may you don your tutus.</font>

1237
00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:22,700
<font color="#00ffff">When your herd has 22 legs,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">only then may you don your tutus.</font>

1238
00:44:22,740 --> 00:44:23,860
<font color="#00ffff">When your herd has 22 legs,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">only then may you don your tutus.</font>

1239
00:44:23,900 --> 00:44:25,580
<font color="#00ffff">First team in tutus wins.</font>

1240
00:44:25,620 --> 00:44:27,620
<font color="#ffff00">Each of them have six animals</font>
<font color="#ffff00">on their bench,</font>

1241
00:44:27,660 --> 00:44:29,660
<font color="#ffff00">Each of them have six animals</font>
<font color="#ffff00">on their bench,</font>

1242
00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:29,940
<font color="#ffff00">Each of them have six animals</font>
<font color="#ffff00">on their bench,</font>

1243
00:44:29,980 --> 00:44:31,860
<font color="#ffff00">and that's where the herd lives.</font>

1244
00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:33,900
<font color="#ffff00">You've got a flamingo</font>
<font color="#ffff00">with one leg, a kangaroo with two,</font>

1245
00:44:33,940 --> 00:44:34,180
<font color="#ffff00">You've got a flamingo</font>
<font color="#ffff00">with one leg, a kangaroo with two,</font>

1246
00:44:34,220 --> 00:44:36,220
<font color="#ffff00">a sick dog with three legs,</font>

1247
00:44:36,260 --> 00:44:36,460
<font color="#ffff00">a sick dog with three legs,</font>

1248
00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:38,220
<font color="#ffff00">Patatas the cat with four legs,</font>

1249
00:44:38,260 --> 00:44:40,260
<font color="#ffff00">a monster there with five legs,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and an ant with six legs.</font>

1250
00:44:40,300 --> 00:44:42,300
<font color="#ffff00">a monster there with five legs,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and an ant with six legs.</font>

1251
00:44:42,340 --> 00:44:42,620
<font color="#ffff00">a monster there with five legs,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and an ant with six legs.</font>

1252
00:44:42,660 --> 00:44:44,660
<font color="#ffff00">You've gotta throw something every</font>
<font color="#ffff00">15 seconds,</font>

1253
00:44:44,700 --> 00:44:45,220
<font color="#ffff00">You've gotta throw something every</font>
<font color="#ffff00">15 seconds,</font>

1254
00:44:45,260 --> 00:44:47,140
<font color="#ffff00">that's when I'll blow the whistle.</font>

1255
00:44:47,180 --> 00:44:49,180
<font color="#ffff00">If you don't do the maths correctly</font>
<font color="#ffff00">within the 15 seconds</font>

1256
00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:49,500
<font color="#ffff00">If you don't do the maths correctly</font>
<font color="#ffff00">within the 15 seconds</font>

1257
00:44:49,540 --> 00:44:50,820
<font color="#ffff00">and another animal comes over,</font>

1258
00:44:50,860 --> 00:44:52,700
<font color="#ffff00">and you've missed</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the tutu opportunity, it carries on.</font>

1259
00:44:52,740 --> 00:44:54,740
Got it.<font color="#ffff00">Good luck.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I'm gonna start the clock...now.</font>

1260
00:44:54,780 --> 00:44:56,060
Got it.<font color="#ffff00">Good luck.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I'm gonna start the clock...now.</font>

1261
00:44:56,100 --> 00:44:58,100
<font color="#ffff00">Choose your animals...</font>

1262
00:44:58,140 --> 00:44:58,380
<font color="#ffff00">Choose your animals...</font>

1263
00:44:58,420 --> 00:44:59,780
<font color="#00ff00">We're going for three.</font>

1264
00:44:59,820 --> 00:45:00,980
<font color="#ffff00">OK, well maybe don't say it out...</font>

1265
00:45:04,220 --> 00:45:06,100
<font color="#ffff00">Pick up an animal,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">get ready to throw.</font>

1266
00:45:06,140 --> 00:45:07,780
<font color="#ffff00">You're gonna be throwing on</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the whistle.</font>

1267
00:45:07,820 --> 00:45:09,740
<font color="#ffff00">Three, two, one...</font>

1268
00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:12,140
<font color="#ffff00">Lovely, put that on the bench.</font>

1269
00:45:12,180 --> 00:45:13,780
<font color="#00ff00">That's 22.</font>

1270
00:45:20,460 --> 00:45:21,660
<font color="#ffff00">Task complete. Done.</font>

1271
00:45:27,220 --> 00:45:29,220
Wow. They did it.

1272
00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:29,860
Wow. They did it.

1273
00:45:29,900 --> 00:45:31,900
Well, not many people'd be brave
enough to say it, I will.

1274
00:45:31,940 --> 00:45:32,580
Well, not many people'd be brave
enough to say it, I will.

1275
00:45:32,620 --> 00:45:34,620
The show's been great,
that was rubbish.

1276
00:45:34,660 --> 00:45:35,500
The show's been great,
that was rubbish.

1277
00:45:38,180 --> 00:45:40,180
Come down here, we'll add that to
the final scores.

1278
00:45:40,220 --> 00:45:40,540
Come down here, we'll add that to
the final scores.

1279
00:45:45,220 --> 00:45:47,220
What a glorious anti-climax.

1280
00:45:47,260 --> 00:45:48,100
What a glorious anti-climax.

1281
00:45:48,140 --> 00:45:50,140
It may be one of my favourite
tasks ever.

1282
00:45:50,180 --> 00:45:51,540
It may be one of my favourite
tasks ever.

1283
00:45:51,580 --> 00:45:53,580
<font color="#ffff00">It's really made</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the scoreboard interesting.</font>

1284
00:45:53,620 --> 00:45:54,300
<font color="#ffff00">It's really made</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the scoreboard interesting.</font>

1285
00:45:54,340 --> 00:45:56,340
<font color="#ffff00">Cos the team of three gets</font>
<font color="#ffff00">five points each for that.</font>

1286
00:45:56,380 --> 00:45:56,700
<font color="#ffff00">Cos the team of three gets</font>
<font color="#ffff00">five points each for that.</font>

1287
00:45:56,740 --> 00:45:58,740
<font color="#ffff00">The team of two, zero.</font>

1288
00:45:58,780 --> 00:45:58,980
<font color="#ffff00">The team of two, zero.</font>

1289
00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:02,500
<font color="#ffff00">And the winner is...</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Baba with 22 points.</font>

1290
00:46:02,540 --> 00:46:03,180
<font color="#ffff00">And the winner is...</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Baba with 22 points.</font>

1291
00:46:03,220 --> 00:46:05,220
<font color="#00ffff">Yes! Yes! Yes!</font>

1292
00:46:05,260 --> 00:46:05,940
<font color="#00ffff">Yes! Yes! Yes!</font>

1293
00:46:07,860 --> 00:46:09,340
Babatunde Aleshe wins.

1294
00:46:09,380 --> 00:46:11,380
Please bowl up to brandish
your bad ass belongings.

1295
00:46:11,420 --> 00:46:12,860
Please bowl up to brandish
your bad ass belongings.

1296
00:46:18,140 --> 00:46:20,140
So what have we learnt from
today's show?

1297
00:46:20,180 --> 00:46:20,780
So what have we learnt from
today's show?

1298
00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:22,820
We've learnt that Taskmaster,
it's a silly old show really,

1299
00:46:22,860 --> 00:46:23,500
We've learnt that Taskmaster,
it's a silly old show really,

1300
00:46:23,540 --> 00:46:25,540
but at times it has the capacity
to move.

1301
00:46:25,580 --> 00:46:26,740
but at times it has the capacity
to move.

1302
00:46:26,780 --> 00:46:28,780
The haunting image of Jack Dee
strolling heroically into the sunset,

1303
00:46:28,820 --> 00:46:30,820
The haunting image of Jack Dee
strolling heroically into the sunset,

1304
00:46:30,860 --> 00:46:31,780
The haunting image of Jack Dee
strolling heroically into the sunset,

1305
00:46:31,820 --> 00:46:33,820
his destination unknown,
pushing that envelope,

1306
00:46:33,860 --> 00:46:35,060
his destination unknown,
pushing that envelope,

1307
00:46:35,100 --> 00:46:37,100
will forever be etched on all
of our minds.

1308
00:46:37,140 --> 00:46:37,820
will forever be etched on all
of our minds.

1309
00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:41,420
And let's also not forget
Baba's nuts on a pillow.

1310
00:46:41,460 --> 00:46:42,060
And let's also not forget
Baba's nuts on a pillow.

1311
00:46:43,860 --> 00:46:45,860
And here he is again tonight,
cos he's the winner,

1312
00:46:45,900 --> 00:46:46,140
And here he is again tonight,
cos he's the winner,

1313
00:46:46,180 --> 00:46:48,180
it's Babatunde Aleshe!

1314
00:46:48,220 --> 00:46:48,580
it's Babatunde Aleshe!

1315
00:46:54,180 --> 00:46:56,180
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1316
00:46:56,220 --> 00:46:57,220
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