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Brace, brace! I'm bracing!
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This program me contains
strong language and adult humour.
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Hmph!
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DRUM THUDS, BELLS JINGLE
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No, no, no, no!
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DRUM BANGS
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BREATHY HONK
No!
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Ahh!
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What?!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Hello, everybody,
and welcome to Taskmaster.
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The road to Taskmaster victory
is long,
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there are many hurdles,
physically and psychologically.
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Different individuals
respond in different ways
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and sometimes on camera
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there are those that seem
not to care at all how well they do.
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But do not be fooled.
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One of them came to my
dressing room last night,
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hot tears streaming down their face,
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HIGH-PITCHED: "I want this more than
I've ever wanted anything before.
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"I want to make my family proud.
Please, Greg.
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"Please don't take this from me,
please.”
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Now, I would never reveal
that person's identity,
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but I'll say this -
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chin up, you're doing fine,
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and don't be silly,
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of course you'll be able to show
your face in Scotland again.
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Let's meet them all now.
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Please give an enormous round
of applause to Frankie Boyle...
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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...Ivo Graham...
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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.Jenny Eclair...
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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...Kiell Smith-Bynoe...
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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...and Mae Martin.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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And next to me,
a man who smells his own farts
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using what he describes
as his guff-and-cup system.
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It's...
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HIGH-PITCHED:. little Alex Horne!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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Hello, hello, hello.
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Hello. Good evening. How are you?
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I am great... Wow.
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...for once, and I want to take
an opportunity, if you wouldn't mind,
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an opportunity to thank this man,
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because you get a lot
of stick from people
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for being mean to me.
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But you're very nice. Four months
ago, Greg gave me a watch.
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He said "I want to give you this,"
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and he gave me that,
and it's really nice.
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So nice guy.
AUDIENCE: Aww.
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I mean, I don't know what to do
with this, cos this is just true.
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Nice guy. I haven't got you anything,
but you may do what you may with me.
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Payback for my lovely present.
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Put your tongue out.
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I don't want to.
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OK.
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ALEX SQUEALS
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SQUEALING CONTINUES
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Come on, then.
Yes, Greg, it's prize task time
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and this week the category is,
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"The most brilliant thing
that pops up.”
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HE GASPS
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You'll give five points
to the top of the pops
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and then one of them will be
really happy at the end of the show
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when they win five brilliant things
that pop up.
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Back to you, Pops. Right.
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Obviously, anyone
who's brought a toaster in,
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get ready for no points.
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Ivo, hello. Hello, Greg.
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What's the most brilliant thing
that you've brought in that pops up?
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It's, of course,
the game of Whac-A-Mole
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with a bespoke Taskmaster twist.
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Here it is. He's done this.
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There we are!
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Oh, God. Come on!
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I like it more than
I ever imagined I would.
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Yes!
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Not too proud not
to put myself in the Whac-A-Mole,
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I suffer, as we all shall,
at the hands of the bat.
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Well, it's nice.
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You made the effort
to make it Taskmaster-centric
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and I enjoy that.
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It feels mid-range at this stage.
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The Japanese format of
Whac-A-Mole, Mogura Tataki,
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Mole Smash, is popular worldwide,
and now it's got our faces on it.
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Five points, please.
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Do you want me to enter five points?
I do not.
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Hello, Mae.
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You remember what you said
about toasters?
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But.. bear with me. OK.
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Er, I've brought a Pop-Tart...
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Mm. But no, wait.
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Yeah, this is Mae's
most brilliant thing that pops up.
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On the Pop-Tart is the most
brilliant mind of our time.
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My man, Professor Brian Cox.
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Look at his hair, and...
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Hey, Whac-A-Mole's looking
more attractive.
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Are you a fan of
Professor Brian Cox?
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I think he's fit, yeah.
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No, I respect his mind.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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VAGUELY AS BRIAN COX: All you're
going to see is my burning face.
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How have you never had
an impressions show?
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Jenny. Oh, no.
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You must be feeling
a little bit encouraged
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by Professor Brian Pop-Tart. No.
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Do you like David Bowie? Do 1?7
Yeah. I don't mind him.
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Right, David Bowie would never
have had those big balloon trousers
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had it not been for this bloke
called Oskar Schlemmer, right?
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And he designed the Bauhaus Ballet,
so I have brought for you
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a Bauhaus Ballet pop-up book.
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Here is the book. Yeah.
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Here it comes.
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Pop!
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Ooh.
AUDIENCE: Oooh...
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Did you hear that noise?
The audience loved it.
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Greg, come on!
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I don't mind it.
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It's interesting, cos the lineage
from Oskar Schlemmer to Bowie
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is all in the Bauhaus movement.
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Yeah, that's why these people
came here, Jenny. Yes, indeed.
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They're gagging for Schlemmer!
That's all they want!
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They're Schlemmer crazy,
these people.
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Kiell.
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The most brilliant thing
that pops up
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is obviously one's self.
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And what better thing to pop up on
than a pogo stick?
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IMPRESSED MURMURS
AUDIENCE: Ooh!
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We've found our level.
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Yes. Kiell has popped in
this pogo stick.
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I had a bit of fun.
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My parents genuinely got me
a pogo stick for Christmas.
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I'm 35 years old. I was like,
"Oh, what should I do with it?"
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And they were like,
"Bounce around with your friends."
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You might avoid being bottom
because I used to have a pogo stick
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and I quite liked it,
and that's the only reason.
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I really like the image of you
on a pogo stick.
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I was quite good.
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Got into a nasty accident with Mark.
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Landed on his foot, poor lad.
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Was he one of your students?
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Hi, Frankie.
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You must be feeling
pretty confident here.
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I have brought something
that pops up regularly in my house.
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I've tried to throw it out of my
house, I think, on three occasions,
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and it always returns
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and I've ended up just hanging it
on the wall in my living room.
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And it is
this very sinister painting.
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Here it is.
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It is awful, but I sort of love it.
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Who's putting it up?
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The children deny...
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...but they're not trustworthy.
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What is the least brilliant thing
that pops up, Greg?
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Well, what do you think? I
feel like it might be the Pop-Tart.
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It is. It just annoyed me.
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It's out. One point.
One point to Mae.
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Pogo stick, two points. Aw!
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Book, lazy, three points. Right.
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Unbelievably, a Whac-A-Mole
that he cut some faces out...
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I don't know why
it's got four points.
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Mae, you're right,
it's inconsistent. That's fine.
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Four to Ivo. And that painting
doesn't deserve any praise,
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but weirdly it's getting
five points. There. That's it.
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One, two, three, four,
five points for Frankie.
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Let's get tasking.
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Hmm, well, more like,
“Let's get pulping.”
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Hello, Alex. Hi, Jenny.
Please stand on the little circle.
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OK.
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What do you think this is?
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Frying pan.
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A Victorian satellite.
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I think this is a...
like a World War Il bomb.
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Be careful.
I'll put the safety gloves on.
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Of course, if it's a bomb.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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OK.
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"Rotate the pulper wheel
without pulping the egg.”
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"You must not move
from this spot at any point.
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"If you pulp the egg,
you are disqualified.”
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"Most rotations wins."
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"You have a maximum of ten minutes."
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Pulper wheel...
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Obviously.
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Then what's a pulper?
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I see no egg.
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This is a pulper. Right.
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And the egg's in it.
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Where? Wait, hang on,
what's a pulper?
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Obviously it's very tempting to go,
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"Ha-ha, he's lived his whole life
in cotton wool,
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"he's never used a pulper wheel."
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But even much more practical
contestants than me,
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this is their first time
doing this, I think.
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Can I say I don't know
what a pulper is?
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Have you said,
"Your time starts now," yet?
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No. I wouldn't dream of it. Mm.
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You're going to have to say,
"Your time starts now".
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PETULANTLY: "Your time starts now."
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Over this series, we're building up
a very clear picture
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of what you were like as a child.
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I've met that boy so many times.
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HE GRUNTS MOCKINGLY
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Shall we start? Yes, let's start.
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We purchased a pulper,
and this is what's going to happen.
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First up, we're going to see
Kiell and Frankie
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starring in a little film
I've called Pulp Friction.
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The egg, you said,
is, what, inside?
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In the mouth of the pulper.
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Where's that?
I can't tell you any more.
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But I want to see.
You can't see it.
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How do I know it's there?
You'll have to take my word for it.
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Tried that before.
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So it's just a kind of
blind Schrodinger's egg?
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Exactly what it is.
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So what's the process? That?
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This?
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The pulper machine... Yes.
..has a knuckled rotating drum
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that, as it rotates,
presses the cherries
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across an iron faceplate...
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It might be a different one.
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The pulper drives the impeller
to rotate through the motor
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and the slurry in the tank
is sucked out.
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What's a slurry?
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Oh, yeah.
SMALL THUD
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Oh, I hear the eqgg.
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CREAKING
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CLATTERING
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Quarter of a turn.
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You reckon that was the egg?
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Does it sound like an egg? Mm.
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Or a calculator.
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OBJECTS BANG AND CLATTER
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That's one rotation.
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I mean, it can't be pulped
if it's making that much noise.
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I mean, that's another way
of looking at it.
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METALLIC SCRAPING AND CLATTERING
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I don't think that was the egg.
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Right, that's half a rotation.
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I wonder, if it goes faster,
it's less likely to break?
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Yeah, I think the lack of speed
is the problem.
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Oh, yeah.
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CLATTERING
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PULPER SQUEALS
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CLATTERING
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I know what that was.
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Plastic chair.
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A plastic chair, OK.
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You're on 8 rotations.
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Stopping there?
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00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,615
Yeah, I think that's pretty good.
251
00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:02,975
Nothing there.
252
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SQUEALING AND CLATTERING
253
00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,975
It's gone.
254
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,655
Are you stopping there?
Yeah, it's gone.
255
00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:14,495
234 rotations.
256
00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:20,575
This is the first time they've seen
the interior of the pulper.
257
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:23,575
So they were blind, obviously,
and the...the more you spun it,
258
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the higher the egg got
towards danger.
259
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,135
That's how it worked.
260
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,415
Ah. Oh.
261
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8% turns, then, is quite an
impressive bit of pre-pulp spinning.
262
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Brinkmanship.
263
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The egg survived for both of them.
264
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We've got a score of 82 versus 2%,
but they're both still in play.
265
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I put it to you, Kiell, that,
266
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,135
throughout the task
and indeed when you left,
267
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you didn't know what was going on.
268
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I still don't know
what a pulper is.
269
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We wanna show more? Yeah.
270
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OK. Next up to the pulper
271
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are Jenny and Mae.
272
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Right, so the egg is in the machine.
273
00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:58,695
Oh, yeah.
274
00:12:58,720 --> 00:12:59,935
I'm gonna go very gently.
275
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LOUD CLATTERING
276
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That's the egg.
277
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,215
I haven't even done
a single rotation yet, have 1?
278
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,855
No.
279
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,775
Oh, fuck it, pulp the egg!
280
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:19,215
I just want to pulp it
pulp the stupid egg!
281
00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:22,775
Yeah, get the egg pulped.
I'm not gonna win anyway.
282
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,455
CLATTERING
283
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,935
There's no way that egg
is not pulped.
284
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That's one rotation.
285
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,975
I'm gonna pulp this eqgg,
get it pulped!
286
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,975
I want it smashed to smithereens.
287
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,575
You've still got nine minutes.
288
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,895
What? I can't keep this up
for another nine.
289
00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,855
In the olden days,
is this what the pulpers did?
290
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,575
Pulpers would come home
to their wives.
291
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:46,535
The wives would be like,
"Did you pulp the egg?”
292
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:49,015
And they'd be like,
"I did eight rotations."
293
00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:53,575
Alex, I want ten.
294
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You want ten? OK. Ten rotations.
295
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,815
It's smashed, isn't it?
The egg's smashed.
296
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:02,815
That's 11.
297
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,615
I think an egg could survive this.
298
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,335
It's not the eqq.
299
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,175
13. I'll stop on 13.
300
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,455
That's 13. OK. Yeah? Yeah.
301
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,735
Thanks, Jenny.
302
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:22,775
How long?
303
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,335
You've got just 30 seconds.
304
00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,775
I will just kick myself if
305
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,055
I hadn't pulped it
and I stopped turning.
306
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,855
AUDIENCE GROANS
307
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:48,335
I'm intrigued by the characters
that you created during that,
308
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:49,775
Mr and Mrs Egg Pulper.
309
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,135
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where are they from, that couple?
310
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,535
Wherever Nancy from Oliver Twist
is from.
311
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,015
Ah. They're all... Yeah.
312
00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,615
WARBLING: "Oh!"
Like that.
313
00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,295
I mean, I really enjoyed that.
314
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,055
They did very well
but also very badly,
315
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,535
which means Kiell
is still in second place.
316
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:07,775
And sometimes it doesn't matter if
you don't understand the task.
317
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,415
Right, Part One is about
to have it on its toes.
318
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:12,815
Open the back door to the van
319
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:15,415
and we'll bundle Part Two
in shortly. Bye.
320
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,495
CHEERING
321
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,815
GUITAR STRUMS, DRUM THUDS,
HARMONICA HONKS
322
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:26,015
HORN HONKS REPEATEDLY
323
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,335
CHEERING
324
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:32,135
Oh, yes. Hello, we're back.
It's the second part of the show
325
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,495
and there's a really noisy task
in motion
326
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,855
to test the bravery
of our quivering quintet.
327
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,215
Yes, they're proactive pulpers,
that's for sure.
328
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,575
None of them knew what was happening
inside the machine
329
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,615
but they knew they needed to
keep their eggs intact as all costs.
330
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,455
So far, there have been
two successful
331
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,175
and two unsuccessful attempts,
332
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:52,575
so here's lvo Graham
to upset the balance.
333
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,935
I haven't been very good
at lateral thinking tasks
334
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,735
and I haven't been very good
at egg tasks.
335
00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,815
But I'm gonna find the eqgqg.
336
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,175
Can I move this spot?
337
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:10,055
All of the information
is on the task. Well, yeah, but...
338
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,735
Are you now better informed?
339
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,655
No, I wish I hadn't
seen all this, really.
340
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:29,975
Ooh!
341
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:33,895
You've got five minutes left. Yep.
342
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,855
APPLAUSE
343
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,495
Let's get pulping.
344
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:50,935
CLATTERING
345
00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,335
You've got three minutes left.
346
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:56,935
30. 307
347
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,695
31. 33.
348
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,695
Ten seconds. The last pulp.
349
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,695
WHISTLE BLOWS
350
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,575
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
351
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:19,015
I felt some weird level of pride
352
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:22,575
watching the Ivo frog
bounce his way round.
353
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:26,935
I think there was immense dignity
watching my body spasm
354
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,255
with a gloved egg in my mouth.
355
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,415
So it wasn't cheating?
356
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,775
You just had to stay on the spot
at all times.
357
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,575
Oh, shit!
Why didn't I think of that?
358
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,255
Well, he clearly rotated it
more than anyone else.
359
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,535
56 times. Congratulations, Ivo.
360
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,375
CHEERING
361
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,215
So Jenny and Mae don't get
any points, apologies.
362
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,175
Three points to Kiell,
four to Frankie,
363
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,815
but, of course, five to Ivo Graham!
364
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,215
CHEERING
365
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,055
Let's have the scoreboard, nice boy.
366
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,455
OK, it means that those two,
Frankie and Ivo,
367
00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:00,775
are in the joint leading spots -
nine points each. Mm!
368
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,295
WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE
369
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,735
I think it's about time
we had another team task.
370
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,575
Ooh, I do too, Greg.
It feels so right.
371
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:11,775
So here's a pretty sweet one
just for you.
372
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,455
Hiya.
373
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,535
Frankie.
374
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,615
Hello, Ivo. Hello.
375
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:34,775
Oh, my goodness.
This has gone a bit S&M-y.
376
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:37,055
OK.
377
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,095
Hello. Ooh!
378
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:40,655
It's you first.
379
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:41,815
Me? Mm-hm.
380
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:46,975
Do we have a safe word?
381
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,575
You've done this before?
382
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:49,895
Yeah, I'm really at home.
383
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,215
Right. Jenny?
384
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,855
Well, I've been arrested, obviously,
385
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:55,455
but I haven't done sex games
with these.
386
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,455
Couple more things.
387
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,695
Jelly babies?
388
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,575
Are they jelly babies? Yeah.
389
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,975
They're numbered - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
390
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,215
"Completely free yourselves
and have a team hug."”
391
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,535
"Fastest team hug wins."
392
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,295
"Your times starts...now."
393
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:23,055
OK, OK. So there's a 1 on here
394
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,495
and is there another number
on this one?
395
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:26,735
This is 2.
396
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:27,975
Hmm.
397
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:35,295
Well, Jenny Eclair is the chirpiest
S&M-er I've ever met.
398
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,695
Fun! Listen,
let's focus on the task.
399
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,415
OK, right. I'm looking forward
to seeing them free themselves.
400
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:46,415
OK, let's see the handcuffed
threesome of Mae, Jenny and Kiell.
401
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,095
There's a key here.
402
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,975
Kiell, can you reach the key?
Let's try.
403
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,775
Stretch, come on.
404
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,495
That's definitely impossible.
405
00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:00,135
So let's think for a minute.
I'm gonna count my 2s.
406
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,375
I've got 15 in here.
407
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,095
One...
408
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,655
Hey, what's that? Menu.
409
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,495
Oh, OK, so these are different
flavoured jelly babies.
410
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:11,295
OK, well, I'm gonna bite the head
off one, see if I got a flavour.
411
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:12,375
Four...
412
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,695
Oh, Jesus Christ,
that's the most disgusting thing
413
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,295
I've ever eaten in my life. Six.
414
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,015
I think it might be chicken feet.
415
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,735
Urgh!
416
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,575
Would you like to have
the bottom half? No.
417
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,015
15 in here too.
I'm gonna eat one of these.
418
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,775
Wait, but what is the point?
Because you want to or what?
419
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,175
Is there a plan behind it?
420
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,975
This is a five-digit code
and there's five glasses.
421
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,655
But then what does it prove?
422
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:35,215
We're gonna have to figure
out what flavour all these are
423
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,935
and then we're gonna have to use
those. But those aren't numbered.
424
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,935
But that will correspond
with the periodic table somehow.
425
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,815
I love your brain. Before I bite
anything, I need to know...
426
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:47,095
Urgh! Yeah, that's
what I'm trying to avoid.
427
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,415
This is wasabi... Wasabi. OK.
428
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:52,175
Wait, but what do you mean OK?
Like OK, and then what?
429
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,255
That's gonna correspond with that.
Like, maybe the initials of it?
430
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,775
What's W?
431
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:57,775
74.
432
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,855
Urgh! Is it awful?
433
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,175
It's mint and gravy.
I'm going mint and gravy.
434
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,575
It's mint and gravy. Urgh!
435
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,935
So you had wasabi?
436
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,495
I think I'm going to be sick.
437
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:11,415
Mint and gravy,
which is Mg, which is Magnesium.
438
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,455
And what number? 12. OK.
439
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,295
So you think that I should have 12
and then go to the...the 747
440
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,615
Yes, so 1-2-7-4.
441
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:20,895
7-4, OK.
442
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,655
I'm going to keep eating them.
443
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:23,975
Number three is green.
444
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:29,855
You can do it.
445
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:35,935
Hold on. Mae, if I do it one by one,
it's gonna give us a clue
446
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:39,175
to what it might be, cos at some
point... Oh, that's really clever.
447
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,695
Oh! Ha! Yes. What was it?
448
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,015
0. It was O, OK.
So what starts with a zero?
449
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,215
What starts with a zero?
450
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,895
Er, so it can be bacon and kale,
it could be broccoli.
451
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,895
Is that the green one?
Could it be broccoli?
452
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,615
That's a B. Er, 0-5.
453
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:56,215
So we'll start with 5 on
the next lot. We're on to... OK.
454
00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:00,415
It's very bad. It's really weird.
455
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,055
This is definitely
pepper and beetroot.
456
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,495
Oh, that's definitely beetroot.
457
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,815
Lead. 82.
458
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,855
And then the next one was...
459
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,135
...seaweed. Urgh!
460
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:12,735
Oh, seaweed! I've got it.
I've just got it.
461
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,015
A real hit. Yes, it's seaweed.
462
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,215
Er, 16.
463
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:19,575
Wahey!
464
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,375
APPLAUSE
465
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,655
There you go. Well done, well done.
466
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,095
Team hug. Oh, team hug!
467
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:27,895
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
468
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,255
Is it fair to say that Jenny and Mae
469
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,495
were the most active members
of the escape committee?
470
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:40,255
What-what I will say is that
that has been edited... Yeah.
471
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:43,295
...very, very nicely in my favour,
472
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,055
because I was a monster
in that room.
473
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,135
I'm so glad they cut it out,
cos it was really tense.
474
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:53,535
I...I wasn't putting fucking
broccoli jelly babies in my mouth.
475
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:56,655
I mean, that much
quickly became apparent.
476
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,415
It was a very difficult task.
477
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,175
Er, they took the same amount of time
478
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:03,015
you could listen to All That I Want
Is Another Baby five times -
479
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,455
17 minutes 50.
480
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,735
APPLAUSE
481
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:07,815
OK, time for a break.
482
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,895
Just time for those couples watching
483
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,335
who let the family dog
sleep in the same bed as them
484
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,535
to reflect on the day
485
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,495
you threw the towel
in on your love life. Bye!
486
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,535
CHEERING
487
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:31,295
Hello, and a warm welcome back
to Part Three. Tell me stuff, Alex.
488
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:34,935
Sure, Greg. Well, jelly babies,
the periodic table, handcuffs
489
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,415
and the ultimate goal of a hug.
490
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,975
That's a typical day for me.
Coincidentally, they're also
491
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,335
the main ingredients of
the current team task,
492
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:43,695
but how quickly will the intelligent
team of Frankie and Ivo
493
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:46,055
work out the conundrum,
release themselves from the cuffs
494
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,655
and embrace victorious?
495
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,735
Let's find out.
496
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,655
Right. Shall we both have a 5?
497
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:53,775
Sure, OK.
498
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,975
Hmm, that's quite unpleasant,
isn't it?
499
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,415
Green...
500
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:00,935
Might be broccoli.
501
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,775
In fact, it is broccoli, I think.
OK.
502
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,095
Number four is hot.
See what you think.
503
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:08,575
Urgh! Really fucking unpleasant.
504
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,935
Could be cumin and radish?
Cumin and radish.
505
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,215
There must be a Cr.
506
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,495
So maybe broccoli was B.
507
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,775
So if we took that as five...
508
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,415
Yeah, Cr, Chromium - 24.
509
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:23,015
But how does that help us?
Cos that gives us two digits?
510
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,655
Unless we add them together.
511
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,055
Why don't we add two and four
together to make six?
512
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:30,855
Let's see what number three is.
513
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,575
This doesn't have a lot of taste
to it. Mint and gravy?
514
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,055
Yep.
515
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,775
Magnesium, which is 12.
Mint and gravy.
516
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,135
So we add those together,
that would be three.
517
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,975
No. I reckon if you just laid out
the ten numbers,
518
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,535
the first five would be padlock one
519
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,375
and the second five
would be padlock two.
520
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,175
Well, that's complicated things.
521
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,975
I think both the padlocks
will be the same.
522
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,335
INCORRECT BUZZER
You know what I mean?
523
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,615
Close your eyes.
524
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,215
Pepper and beetroot, maybe?
525
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,935
Pb.
526
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:02,695
82 would give us 10,
which is a two-digit number,
527
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:05,495
which is no use
in this five-digit debacle.
528
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,975
You love adding
those numbers together.
529
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,255
It... You know, it does seem
530
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:12,175
a waste of, you know,
all these-two digit elements.
531
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,495
Well, OK, that's the strategy.
532
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,855
I've got so much respect for you,
Frankie,
533
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,695
but I don't think
it's adding the numbers together.
534
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,975
I've never thought that.
535
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,255
Your system or mine?
536
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,135
Well, let's go with yours, man.
537
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,495
OK so 1-2-7-4.
538
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,855
Broccoli, B,
so the last number is O.
539
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,135
Yes! Yes!
540
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,895
And now... I was so wrong.
541
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,415
APPLAUSE
542
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,375
Er, start with a 5. 8-2.
543
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,975
Great ready to hug, Frankie.
544
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,295
There's the 1.
545
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:46,735
Here comes the 6.
546
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,775
Er, you're not completely freed.
547
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,135
Oh, oh, right.
548
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:56,695
Where might the key be?
549
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,175
There's no key here.
550
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,135
Oh, in a jelly baby thing?
551
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,175
It's not fair that you should
552
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,975
make a task feel
so like it's finally finished
553
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,775
and then it just be getting started.
554
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:21,015
It's right there above
the periodic table!
555
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,135
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
556
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,815
This has turned into quite
a begrudging hug, I'm afraid.
557
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,095
Not for me, baby.
558
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,295
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
559
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,495
Both hugs for me - adorable.
560
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,415
The handcuffed hug particularly.
561
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:42,095
You felt reticent
to point out to Frankie
562
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:44,415
that his system was incorrect?
563
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,775
Well, obviously,
there was a period where
564
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,375
there was a very strong chance that
Frankie's system might be correct.
565
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,135
It's co-pilot syndrome, isn't it?
566
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,495
You know, a lot
of plane crashes happen
567
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:59,175
because the co-pilot is too scared
to say to the brash pilot,
568
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,815
"Look we're gonna hit
the fucking ground here, mate."”
569
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,535
And I was that guy.
570
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,175
"Neeeeyow!"
571
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,295
And during it,
572
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:12,055
I asked Alex to isolate
a picture of the co-pilot's face
573
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,815
when he knew that he had the answer
574
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,695
but wasn't sure
he should say anything.
575
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,055
This is the face. Yep.
576
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:24,855
Let's talk about points.
577
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,735
OK, the team of three took
578
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,055
17 minutes and 50 seconds.
579
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,975
The team of two took 42 minutes
and...
580
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,535
AUDIENCE GROANS
581
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,495
I'm guessing five points
for the team of three.
582
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:40,655
Of course it is.
583
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,615
The team of two did achieve
the task eventually.
584
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,415
Oh, yeah, there's points.
What do they get?
585
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,775
I can't give them any more
than two points for that.
586
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,295
All right, five points
to the team of three,
587
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,375
two to the team of two! Very nice.
CHEERING
588
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,695
Can we fit one more task in, please?
589
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,655
Definitely, Greg,
and this one begins with them
590
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,055
making some very important decisions.
591
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,855
This gold pen reminds me of school.
592
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,895
Like, one boy in the year
would have a gold pen.
593
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:21,175
I'd have it by the end of the year,
though.
594
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,095
Oh.
595
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:28,415
"Write down a number
between 0 and 100."
596
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:32,255
"A length of time
between 1 minute and 20 minutes."”
597
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,935
"Five ingredients."
598
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,655
"A country, a noun.”
599
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,495
"And an adjective.”
600
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,495
This seems too simple.
601
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:40,975
"You have three minutes."
602
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,255
"Your time starts now."
603
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,095
Why does that seem so easy?
604
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,455
Well, then what
do I have to do with it?
605
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,775
Presumably there's some trick
involved.
606
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,335
Number between 0-100, 50.
607
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,375
80.
608
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,175
42. Meaning of life.
609
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,655
75.
610
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,015
77 Lovely.
611
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,615
A length of time between
1 minute and 20 minutes.
612
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,215
Two minutes.
613
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,735
15 minutes.
614
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,455
19 minutes.
615
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:09,095
4 minutes, 20 seconds.
616
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,575
Also meaning of life.
617
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:11,735
21 seconds.
618
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:19,335
1 minute and 21 seconds.
619
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,695
Five ingredients.
620
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,535
These ingredients are gonna
bounce back and hit me in the face.
621
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:24,975
Chilli. Cherries.
622
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,815
Sausage, ketchup, bun,
mustard, grilled onions.
623
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,375
You know what that means?
624
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,695
Er, no?
625
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,415
Hot dog. Ah.
626
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,375
Basil. Cumin.
627
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,295
Garlic. Salt.
628
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,055
And...
629
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,495
...cannellini beans.
630
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,775
A country? Scotland. France.
631
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,135
Guatemala.
632
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:49,255
Kenya. Germany.
I used to live there.
633
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,535
A noun. Duck.
634
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,255
Duck. Shoe.
635
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:54,335
Dog.
636
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,535
Bench.
637
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:56,695
Large.
638
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,015
Splendid.
639
00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,815
Feisty.
640
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,415
12 seconds. Oh. Cowering.
641
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:03,455
Gold.
642
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:04,735
Is this a trick?
643
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:07,935
Hmm...
644
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,215
See you later, then. All right.
645
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,695
PEN CLICKS
646
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,815
Now, the adjectives are more
interesting than the nouns.
647
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:29,335
Duck, duck, shoe, dog, bench
is what they've gone for.
648
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,215
But two of them went for duck -
the first noun that came. Yeah.
649
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,535
There were a lot of ducks
around the house, though -
650
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:35,895
that may be something to do with it.
651
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,215
There were? Like Li...?
652
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:39,495
No, not real ducks. Oh, OK!
653
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,295
Shall we start with
the double duckers? Double duckers.
654
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,615
Yes, well they both choose duck
as their go-to noun,
655
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,495
so let's see Ivo and Mae together.
656
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,335
Hello. Hi.
657
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,815
If it isn't
my dream five ingredients.
658
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,575
"Make a splendid Guatemalan duck.”
659
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,615
"Make a feisty French duck."
660
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:04,655
"You must use all these ingredients
and you must also clap 80 times."
661
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,055
"And you must also clap 42 times.
662
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,095
"You have four minutes
and 20 seconds."
663
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,695
"You have 19 minutes.
Your time starts now."
664
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,575
I could have picked any noun
and I picked duck, so...
665
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:20,735
Which is a food.
666
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,735
.8, 9, 80.
667
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:26,175
That would be good news
if any of this was duck.
668
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:30,975
Smells good.
669
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,535
Does it? Yeah, sweetcorn.
670
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,015
Sure I saw a duck.
671
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,815
What I need is to make
a mould of a duck.
672
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,095
Christ! The time!
673
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,535
That's a duck.
674
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,895
Good, really good.
675
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,015
No, no, not so good.
676
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:53,375
Why didn't I just ask for more time
when I designed my own task?
677
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,655
Oh, it's burning. It's burning.
678
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,735
French duck.
679
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:00,735
Oh...
GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION
680
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,295
HE GROANS
681
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,775
Um...so what else is...er...?
682
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,775
I think this is all
about confidence.
683
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:19,695
Um, I think I've just got to
do it all on the duck, to be honest.
684
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:20,775
WHISTLE BLOWS
685
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,175
Good evening.
686
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:26,735
Good evening, Mae.
687
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:30,095
I've made for you
a splendid Guatemalan duck.
688
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,135
Bonjour, Alex. Bonjour, Ivo.
689
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,375
You have been busy.
690
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:40,895
Too late to pop a little beret on?
691
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,415
Do you see the beak?
692
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:47,815
Do I see the wings?
693
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,295
Er, they were removed.
694
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,655
It's Guatemalan
because of this sauce, is it?
695
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,015
And corn comes from
Central America. Mm-hm.
696
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,295
Splendid.
697
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:58,975
Why is he French?
698
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,055
Well, the garlic is obviously
doing some pretty heavy lifting.
699
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,815
It's too heavy to hang around
the neck, unfortunately.
700
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,335
He's got a beret on,
701
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,295
but I did forget
to do all my claps.
702
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,775
Yeah, it's good. Really?
703
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,615
Yeah. I like it.
704
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,375
Thank you!
705
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:20,295
Mae, I put it to you that
your duck mould was no more useful
706
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,895
than just chucking two piles
of sweetcorn onto a plate.
707
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,455
Yeah. Did you think the end result
was splendid?
708
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,295
Actually, Alex, like,
went back for a second bite.
709
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,175
Like, it was not that bad, was it?
710
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,775
He'll eat anything, though.
All of that is true.
711
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,695
You won't eat ANYTHING will you,
though, Alex?
712
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:38,015
I didn't see you sort
of tucking in to my...
713
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,455
All I could do, surely,
was lick your duck.
714
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:46,775
Niftily moving that spot around the
pulper feels a long time ago now.
715
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,815
It does make me feel
quite sorry for you sometimes,
716
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,175
when you grip your head...
Yeah. Yeah.
717
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:56,175
...like a chimpanzee
whose habitat is under threat.
718
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,975
Oh, dear.
Right, there's just one part left,
719
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,335
and in it, someone will win
today's competition
720
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:08,375
and scream, "Yes! At last, I've won
a Professor Brian Cox Pop-Tart
721
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,415
"and a pogo stick! Whoo!"
722
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:11,495
CHEERING
723
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,535
DRUM THUDS
724
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:19,855
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
725
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:22,815
Hello again!
726
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:25,775
Welcome back to the final instalment
of today's show.
727
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,295
Alex, can you please sum up
your break for me in one word?
728
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,135
Plop.
729
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,775
Rather than go into detail,
let's get the current task finished.
730
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,095
The comics wrote down
some numbers, some ingredients,
731
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:36,775
a country, a noun, and an adjective,
732
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,175
all to give them the chance
to make the next part of the task
733
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,735
nice and easy for them.
734
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,135
Here's Frankie making a dog,
735
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:45,135
Jenny making a shoe,
and Kiell making a bench.
736
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,695
So these are the things
I mentioned earlier. It was a trick.
737
00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:53,535
"Make a large Scottish dog.”
738
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,015
"Make a cowering Kenyan bench.”
739
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,335
"Make a Gold German shoe."
740
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,015
"You must use
all these ingredients.”
741
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,415
"And you must also
clap seven times."
742
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:03,895
"50 times."
743
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,175
"75 times.
744
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:09,175
"You have 15 minutes.
Most accurate creation wins."
745
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,295
"1 minute and 21 seconds."
746
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,655
Two minutes?
747
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,135
Yeah, that's what you wanted.
748
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,895
Oh, God.
749
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,375
"Your time starts...now."
750
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:28,415
You've got just over a minute left.
751
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:29,495
Oh, what?
752
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:30,695
MICROWAVE BEEPS
753
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:33,615
I'm gonna cook that fucking potato
cos it's got to be edible.
754
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:34,815
We've got an eye.
755
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:35,935
Oh, man.
756
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,655
There is a gold shoe outside.
757
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:45,095
Mein gelb Schuh, bitte. Jawohl
758
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:48,975
I was hoping
that would look like a tail
759
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,295
but it just looks like
he's sort of shat everywhere.
760
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:54,175
You have 30 seconds.
761
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,775
That goes in there like that.
762
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,935
WHISTLE BLOWS
763
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,935
Hello, Frankie. Hi.
764
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:10,255
What have you made me?
I've made you a large Scottish dog.
765
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,775
Look, there's
the St Andrew's flag there.
766
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,655
Oh, to show that it's Scottish?
767
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,975
Yeah, but what's showing
that it's a dog?
768
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,135
Um...
769
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:22,495
Das Dinner ist here.
770
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:25,655
It's a slightly undercooked
chilli con carne. Oh.
771
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,295
I'd eat with caution and milk.
772
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,095
I normally do.
773
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,975
It's a cowering Kenyan bench.
774
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,295
Please can you show me
the Kenyan aspect?
775
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,895
It's difficult to see
with the human eye
776
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:42,535
but on every part
of those grilled onions,
777
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:43,815
it says, "Nairobi."
778
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:46,295
Oh, does it? And cowering?
779
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,615
It's hiding from this guy.
780
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,655
It's not really a sort of
eating situation, is it?
781
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,335
Very nice. Is it?
782
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:00,015
This might be my perfect meal.
783
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:05,975
Taste of Africa?
784
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,095
It's delicious.
785
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,575
Well, I suppose the obvious question
is to Frankie, and it's, um...
786
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,335
...have you ever seen a dog before?
787
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,375
The big red eyes of a Scottish dog.
788
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:25,535
A singular, big, red eye
of the floury Scottish dog.
789
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:30,255
And in what way is chilli con carne
stuck in a shoe German?
790
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:31,975
Other than you kept speaking like
791
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,495
a cast member of 'Allo 'Allo,
of course.
792
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,895
I just was trying my best.
793
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,335
I know that you're going to tell me
something that's so awful.
794
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:45,295
I don't think I clapped,
I don't think I fucking clapped.
795
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:48,855
MANIACALLY: I don't think I clapped.
Did I clap? I didn't clap.
796
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:50,575
Jenny, not only did you not clap,
797
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,975
you finished with one minute to go
and sat down.
798
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:00,135
Kiel|, I have to say,
it was pretty impressive
799
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,095
that he managed to create that,
800
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:05,495
and I did understand the imagery
as well.
801
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:09,135
I mean, I maybe questioned
whether he'd had time
802
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,375
to engrave Nairobi onto the onions.
803
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:13,895
It's hard to see.
804
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:15,415
I genuinely was quite impressed.
805
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:16,975
Was Jenny's chilli nice?
806
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,335
The task wasn't really about
whether it tasted nice.
807
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:20,535
I didn't have to eat them.
808
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,495
No, I was just making conversation,
you bell end. Oh, right.
809
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,295
Go on, let's get on, if you like.
810
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:28,735
Here are all five.
811
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,015
Pay close attention to Frankie's,
top left.
812
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,255
Also, he didn't clap,
813
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:34,655
so it's not that relevant.
814
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,935
Well, they're all so wonderful,
815
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,655
I feel a bit mean giving zero.
816
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:42,655
I would give the people
who didn't clap one charity point.
817
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,215
So, the top row - Frankie, Ivo,
and Jenny - all one point.
818
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:48,655
And the other two... I'm sure I'll
be judged very harshly for this,
819
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:51,855
but I am more impressed
by the bench. I am.
820
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,175
It took only a minute.
821
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,295
Kiell gets five points!
CHEERING
822
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,015
I need a scoreboard update, please.
823
00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,255
In this episode, Greg,
824
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,695
two people who've not won a show yet
could do.
825
00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:02,975
Kiell's in the lead on 15.
826
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,735
Frankie's in joint second on 12.
827
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,535
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
828
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,375
Right, then. You know the drill.
829
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:14,895
Please vacate those seats
for the final task of the show!
830
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,255
CHEERING
831
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,775
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
832
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:24,735
Hello, young man.
833
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,095
My tongue is still sore.
834
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:28,815
Who will read the task out?
835
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,535
Mae Martin, please.
836
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,175
Say the word given to you
by the Taskmaster
837
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:36,055
in the accent
on the card you choose.
838
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:39,255
The Taskmaster will guess
what accent you're doing.
839
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,895
Highest score
after three rounds wins.
840
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,935
I hope Brian Cox
is one of the options.
841
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:46,335
Are you ready for the first word?
842
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:47,935
Yes. They've all been given
a country.
843
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,335
We're going to start with Mae,
and go from right to left.
844
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,975
What's the first word, Greg?
845
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,255
Taskmaster.
846
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:56,015
WITH CELTIC TWANG: Taskmaster.
847
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,655
SCATTERED CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
848
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:00,975
Where is Mae from?
849
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,375
Scotland.
850
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,655
Let's see on the card.
851
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,655
Oh!
KIELL: Ha-ha-ha!
852
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,495
My whole family are from Wales,
Mae.
853
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:12,815
Next up, it's Kiell.
854
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,175
Kiell, good luck.
855
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:15,775
Tiskmester.
856
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,815
South Africa.
857
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,615
What's the country, Kiell?
858
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:25,775
New Zealand.
859
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,655
Oh!
860
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,015
Jenny's turn.
861
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,895
Tashkmashter.
862
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,255
Norwegian.
863
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:36,775
Sweden.
864
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,015
It's so close.
865
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:39,415
It is so close. Very close.
866
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:40,695
Ivo's turn.
867
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:42,415
MICKEY MOUSE-ESQUE: Taskmaster.
868
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,655
Is Disney a country?
869
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,455
Generic American in there. America?
870
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,055
Sorry, Mae.
871
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:56,975
Canada. Oh, close.
872
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,775
It sort of is generic America,
isn't it?
873
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:01,695
AUDIENCE JEERS
No, Alex.
874
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,535
Frankie, you all right? Could get
the first point in Round One.
875
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,135
WITH IRISH BROGUE: Taskmaster!
876
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,415
He's from Ireland.
877
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,175
It is from the Republic of Ireland.
878
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,655
JENNY: Oh, well done.
879
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:18,975
So now I'm going to give you a city.
880
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,775
What do they have
to say this time, Greg?
881
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,895
They have to say my full name,
Mr Gregory Daniel Davies.
882
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:25,095
Good luck, Mae.
883
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:27,695
IN GRUFF SCOTTISH ACCENT:
Gregory Daniel Davies.
884
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:29,655
Good.
885
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,015
Glasgow.
886
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,615
It is...
887
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,575
...Glasgow!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
888
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:36,895
Kiell.
889
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,535
IN SMOOTH AMERICAN ACCENT:
Mr Gregory Daniel Davies.
890
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,055
Los Angeles. Yes.
891
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:44,615
Let's see.
892
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,455
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
893
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,295
Good luck, Jenny.
894
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,615
Mr...
895
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:52,735
...Gregory...
896
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:55,655
...Daniel Davies?
897
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:06,495
It's the only one I can't do.
898
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,975
I don't think the squat is relevant.
899
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,735
I don't know. I mean, Moscow?
900
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:16,335
Twinned with...
901
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:25,495
I apologise to Newcastle,
a city I love.
902
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,895
Oh, wow. That's sensational.
903
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:30,495
Ivo.
904
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,055
Mistah Gregory Daniel Davies.
905
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:36,015
I think that's Ivo trying
to sound like
906
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:37,655
a street-tough New Yorker.
907
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,055
I'm sticking with it. New York.
908
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,415
I'm always trying to be
street-tough.
909
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,615
It's New York!
910
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:43,895
CHEERING
911
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,215
Frankie.
912
00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:48,495
IN ULSTER ACCENT:
Mr Gregory Daniel Davies.
913
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,015
Absolutely easy. Belfast.
914
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:54,855
He's the impressionist!
915
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:56,295
CHEERING
916
00:42:57,720 --> 00:43:01,015
Man of a thousand voice...
Two. Two voices!
917
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,375
So Round Three's a little different.
918
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,775
This time, it's walking.
919
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:11,255
On these cards we've got
all your names and our names.
920
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,695
They are in there several times,
921
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:14,615
so you might have
the same ones twice.
922
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,935
Greg's gonna try to spot
the person by the walk.
923
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,375
Mae's going to start, right? Yes.
924
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,695
OK. Good luck.
925
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:34,655
Whilst I personally
don't think this is accurate...
926
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,215
...Jenny Eclair.
927
00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:37,455
Are we correct? Yeah.
928
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,975
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
929
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,175
Kiell.
930
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,215
Well, I presume it's a repeat.
931
00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:51,655
It is possible that it's a repeat.
932
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,215
OK, I'll roll the dice.
933
00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:54,815
That was poor Jenny again.
934
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,975
She has become Poor Jenny.
He's correct.
935
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,135
You know when laughing and tears
are really, really close?
936
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:05,855
Good luck. I'd love it if it's you.
937
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:25,935
I know that subservient gait.
938
00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:28,375
Alex Horne.
939
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,615
Yes! It was Alex Horne!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
940
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,495
Jenny's off the mark. Now, Ivo.
941
00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:50,295
It was the, in my opinion,
very graceful...
942
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:51,575
...Jenny Eclair.
943
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,415
When does this cross into bullying?
944
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,575
I've already lost the episode,
I just wanted to have a go at it.
945
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,695
Oh, lovely. One left.
946
00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:08,135
Frankie, with an unblemished
score sheet...
947
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:09,975
Frankie, roll the Jenny Eclair dice.
948
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:20,815
I think Frankie was doing Kiell.
949
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,135
Mae Martin.
950
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:25,855
And there we are.
951
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,615
We'll add all that to the final
scores and see where we get to.
952
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,335
Come on down and join me.
953
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:32,055
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
954
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:39,055
One of your bestest tasks. Good boy.
955
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,695
Thanks, mate.
Oh, can I call you mate?
956
00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:42,775
"Thanks, mate"? No. No.
957
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:46,055
Yes, well, Kiell, Mae,
and Frankie came joint first -
958
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,375
they each got two out of the three,
959
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,695
so they get five points each.
Well done them.
960
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:52,575
CHEERING
961
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,615
Unfortunately,
thanks to Ivo throwing a go
962
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:59,015
and Jenny's Newcastle abomination,
they come joint fourth,
963
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,415
so get two points each.
There we go.
964
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,335
They still did very well.
965
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,775
We have a new winner.
Never guess who it is.
966
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,215
With 20 points,
967
00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:10,535
it's Kiell Smith-Bynoe! Oh!
CHEERING
968
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,375
Kiell Smith-Bynoe wins!
969
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,375
Please pop up
to collect your pop-up prizes.
970
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,855
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
971
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:19,095
See you again soon,
972
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,495
but, please, let's hear it once more
for tonight's winner,
973
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:22,975
Kiell Smith-Bynoe!
974
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,335
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
975
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,775
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