1 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:18,643 ["Dumb Blonde" by Dolly Parton plays] 2 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:27,777 ♪ Don't try to cry ♪ 3 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:30,739 ♪ Your way out of this ♪ 4 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:33,366 ♪ Don't try to lie ♪ 5 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:36,745 ♪ Or I'll catch you in it... ♪ 6 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:40,665 [Willowdean] I learned about most things from my Aunt Lucy. 7 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,751 She taught me how to spell my name, 8 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:46,921 W-I-L-L-O-WD-E-A-N. 9 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:48,339 Willowdean. 10 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,426 She also taught me how to like a name like that. 11 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:55,472 ♪ When you left, you thought I'd sit ♪ 12 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:58,475 ♪ And you thought I'd wait And you thought I'd cry ♪ 13 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:01,436 - ♪ You called me a dumb blonde ♪ - ♪ Dumb blonde ♪ 14 00:01:01,519 --> 00:01:04,522 ♪ Ah, but somehow I lived through it ♪ 15 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:09,819 ♪ And you know if there's one thing This blonde has learned ♪ 16 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:11,654 ♪ Blondes have more fun ♪ 17 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,032 [Willowdean] My mom being a bit of a celebrity around here 18 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:15,992 just meant she was too busy for me. 19 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:19,329 So my Aunt Lucy was the one who taught me how to say 20 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:21,414 "Yes, ma'am," and "No, sir," 21 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:23,374 how to look people in the eye, 22 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:26,086 and how to find a keeper in a heap of junk. 23 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:27,253 But most of all, 24 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:31,382 my Aunt Lucy taught me about Dolly Parton. 25 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:34,385 ♪ Just because I'm blonde Don't think I'm dumb ♪ 26 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:39,641 ♪ 'Cause this dumb blonde Ain't nobody's fool ♪ 27 00:01:43,978 --> 00:01:45,355 [boys speaking indistincly] 28 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:49,400 Oh, my God, do you see her? You are honestly a pig. 29 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:51,027 You're huge. [oinks] 30 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,278 Go on and git! 31 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,743 Pay them no mind, Willowdean. 32 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:00,453 The world is filled with people 33 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:02,455 that are gonna try to tell you who you are, 34 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,499 but that's for you to decide, you hear me? 35 00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:06,918 [Willowdean] My Aunt Lucy had a way with words. 36 00:02:07,001 --> 00:02:09,796 She always seemed to know exactly what to say to me. 37 00:02:10,171 --> 00:02:11,965 [Lucy] As Dolly would say herself, 38 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:15,009 "It's hard being a diamond in a rhinestone world." 39 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:16,719 Now let's go get ready. 40 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:20,098 [Willowdean] We always had the best Dolly parties. 41 00:02:21,432 --> 00:02:23,810 My mom never came to those 'cause... 42 00:02:23,893 --> 00:02:26,688 I don't think she really understood them or us, really. 43 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,316 It's funny how you can look at the same things 44 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,694 [doorbell rings] over and over again a certain way 45 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:36,197 until something unexpected suddenly changes how you see everything. 46 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,657 Hi. So good to see you. 47 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:38,658 - Oh, hi. - [Lucy] Oh. 48 00:02:38,741 --> 00:02:42,120 Willowdean, this is Ellen and this is her mom. 49 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,123 [Ellen's mom] Go on, honey. 50 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:46,833 [Willowdean] When I look back, 51 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:49,836 I think my Aunt Lucy knew exactly what she was doing 52 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,255 the day Ellen Dryver showed up at our door. 53 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:54,132 [laughing] 54 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:56,759 [gasps] 55 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:08,980 [laughing] 56 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:12,984 Elle and I once wrote Dolly Parton a thank you letter 57 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:14,319 for giving us each other. 58 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:15,612 She wrote back. 59 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:20,200 "The greatest friends have nothing and everything in common all at once. 60 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:23,912 Sounds like you two girls are different versions of the same story. 61 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:25,788 Love, Dolly." 62 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:32,295 ♪ Just because I'm blonde Don't think I'm dumb ♪ 63 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:37,258 ♪ 'Cause this dumb blonde Ain't nobody's fool ♪ 64 00:03:38,092 --> 00:03:40,303 ♪ When you left, you thought I'd sit ♪ 65 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:43,389 ♪ And you thought I'd wait And you thought I'd cry ♪ 66 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:44,849 ♪ You called me a dumb blonde ♪ 67 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:47,852 [girl] Come on, girls, keep up. We gotta get pageant-ready. 68 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:49,646 [Ellen and Willowdean] They're back. 69 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:54,776 ♪ And you know if there's one thing This blonde has learned ♪ 70 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:58,112 ♪ Blondes have more fun ♪ 71 00:03:58,196 --> 00:04:00,990 ♪ You flew too high ♪ 72 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,368 ♪ Up off the ground ♪ 73 00:04:04,535 --> 00:04:07,497 Sometimes I think my Aunt Lucy gave me Dolly and Elle 74 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:10,792 to get through the one thing she couldn't teach me herself: 75 00:04:11,709 --> 00:04:13,628 how to live in this world without her. 76 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:19,717 I guess as Dolly would say, "If you want the rainbow, 77 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,844 you have to put up with the rain." 78 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:30,520 [boy] Whale watch! 79 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:35,817 Okay. That Patrick Thomas is ten pounds of stupid in a five-pound bag. 80 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:37,151 [boy laughs menacingly] 81 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:39,070 Boy needs a swift kick in the pants. 82 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:42,824 [Willowdean] Remember when summer days felt like they would just go on forever? 83 00:04:42,907 --> 00:04:44,450 [Ellen] Mmm, yeah, and... 84 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:48,579 Lucy would bring us here and blast Dolly on her boombox, 85 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:50,707 and buy us cherry-lime snow cones. 86 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,583 But only on Mondays... 87 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:56,045 [both] 'Cause Fridays didn't deserve all the attention. 88 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:01,676 I don't know how I'm gonna survive my mom's pageant season without her. 89 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,970 She already started her diet. 90 00:05:05,054 --> 00:05:05,888 Already? 91 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:08,933 [imitating her mother] "My pilates just ain't cutting it, Dumplin'. 92 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:12,812 I gotta zip up that dress come October. It's tradition." 93 00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:15,064 Ugh, my life with the ex-beauty queen. 94 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:18,318 Our fridge has been reduced to bunny food and condiments. 95 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:20,903 [boy] Whale! 96 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:25,074 - [girl gasps] - [boy] Oh. 97 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,077 [boy] Whoops. 98 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,079 [laughs] 99 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:35,376 I have to confess something or I think I might go straight to hell. 100 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:40,006 Whenever I see Millie Mitchellchuck, I think, "I'm fat, 101 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:42,008 but at least I'm not clueless." 102 00:05:42,091 --> 00:05:43,551 Oh, I don't know. 103 00:05:43,926 --> 00:05:45,219 She always seems happy. 104 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:46,929 [laughing] 105 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:50,016 Yeah, she does. 106 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:52,143 Hey! 107 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:53,353 Get back here! 108 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:54,854 - [Ellen laughs] - Come back here! 109 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:57,065 [Callie] Elle Belle! 110 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:59,442 - Elle Belle! - [Ellen] Hun! 111 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:00,401 Hi. 112 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:01,694 [Ellen] Hi. 113 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,863 [Callie squeals with excitement] 114 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:05,198 Um... 115 00:06:05,656 --> 00:06:06,491 Will... 116 00:06:06,824 --> 00:06:09,077 you remember Callie who works with me at Sweet 16? 117 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,454 - Hey. - Hi. It's nice to see you. 118 00:06:11,829 --> 00:06:14,707 [Ellen] Um, Callie is doing the pageant this year. 119 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:17,251 Will's mom is the pageant director. 120 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:19,796 She was Miss Teen Bluebonnet in 1991. 121 00:06:20,421 --> 00:06:22,882 Rosie Dickson's your mom? Really? 122 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:24,258 Far as I know. 123 00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:28,721 Hey, maybe sometime Elle Belle and I could come over 124 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:31,557 and I could ask your mom some questions about the pageant. 125 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,476 You know, just casually. 126 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:36,354 Well, unfortunately, my mom's not home all that much. 127 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:38,773 She's either at pageant meetings or at the nursing home 128 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:40,316 wiping old peoples' butts. 129 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,277 It's what happens to a lot of ex-beauty queens. 130 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,488 [Ellen laughs awkwardly] 131 00:06:45,863 --> 00:06:47,990 [all laugh awkwardly] 132 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:50,660 Okay. 133 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:54,747 - Um, see y'all later? - Okay. 134 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:56,249 - Bye. - Bye. Say hi to Morgan. 135 00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:59,836 Okay, what was that all about? She's harmless. 136 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:02,422 [teasing] If you say so, Elle Belle. 137 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,966 - Hey, Tim. - Hey, Will. 138 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,343 Bye, Tim. 139 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,178 - Bye, Will. - [engine turns over] 140 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,305 And for today's grand prize... 141 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:14,767 name the billboard hit that features the sound of a typewriter 142 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,269 off the Odd Jobs album. 143 00:07:16,352 --> 00:07:17,520 "9 to 5"? 144 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:19,313 We have a winner. 145 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,525 ♪ Tumble out of bed And stumble to the kitchen ♪ 146 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:24,444 ♪ Pour myself a cup of ambition ♪ 147 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:27,822 ♪ And yawn and stretch And try to come to life ♪ 148 00:07:27,905 --> 00:07:28,990 Come here. 149 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:32,034 ♪ Jump in the shower And the blood starts pumpin' ♪ 150 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,162 ♪ Out on the street And the traffic starts jumpin' ♪ 151 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:38,124 ♪ With folks like me on the job From 9 to 5 ♪ 152 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:40,835 ♪ Working 9 to 5 ♪ 153 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:43,296 ♪ What a way to make a living ♪ 154 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:45,590 ♪ Barely gettin' by ♪ 155 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:47,884 ♪ It's all taking and no giving ♪ 156 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:50,052 ♪ They just use your mind ♪ 157 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,388 ♪ And they never give you credit ♪ 158 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,224 ♪ It's enough to drive you ♪ 159 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,602 ♪ Crazy if you let it ♪ 160 00:07:57,685 --> 00:07:58,728 ♪ 9 to 5 ♪ 161 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:01,647 ♪ For service and devotion ♪ 162 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,900 ♪ You would think that I ♪ 163 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:06,068 ♪ Would deserve a fair promotion ♪ 164 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,362 ♪ Want to move ahead ♪ 165 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:10,156 ♪ But the boss won't seem to let me ♪ 166 00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:11,240 [buzzes] 167 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:15,286 ♪ I swear sometimes That man is out to get me ♪ 168 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:16,829 [buzzes] 169 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:20,333 [sighs] 170 00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:22,627 [buzzes rapidly] 171 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,295 Heard you the first three times. 172 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:26,839 Willowdean. 173 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:27,757 Mmm. 174 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:28,966 Hi, Bo. 175 00:08:34,096 --> 00:08:35,097 [sizzling] 176 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:42,480 - Hey, Marcus. - Hey, what's up, Will. 177 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:43,814 [woman] Excuse me. Hello. 178 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:46,400 Why does table seven look angry? 179 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:51,489 Oh, I forgot to put their order in again. But it's three combos, give me one sec-- 180 00:08:51,572 --> 00:08:53,824 It's okay, I got it. Just make three chocolate shakes stat. 181 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,117 Thank you, Will. 182 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:56,160 Bo? 183 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:58,246 How fast can you whip up three combos? 184 00:08:58,329 --> 00:08:59,247 Time me. 185 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,418 [clanging] 186 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:06,295 We have a winner. 187 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:10,591 We just had our end of summer drawing, and it's lucky table seven. 188 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:13,010 Y'all just won free shakes with your combos 189 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,720 and your meal's on the house. 190 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:17,265 Looks like it's gonna be a dessert-first kind of day, 191 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:19,642 'cause Fridays don't deserve all the attention. 192 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:21,894 - [woman] All right now. - Your combos will be right up. 193 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:22,812 [cheering] 194 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:24,897 Come on! Let's hear it for the winners! 195 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:26,941 You're a genius. 196 00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:31,946 I did say "hold the salmonella," right? 197 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:34,115 Hopefully our winners make it out alive. 198 00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:39,620 [country music plays faintly over radio] 199 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:45,418 [keys jangle] 200 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,465 [sighs in disgust] 201 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:52,425 [Rosie] Dumplin'. 202 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:54,635 Dumplin'. 203 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:57,513 Mom! That name. 204 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,431 [Rosie] Honey. 205 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:01,309 Unh-unh. Unh-unh. 206 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,519 I can't be late, Dumplin'. 207 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,187 I am the guest of honor, 208 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,647 so will you please go upstairs 209 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,609 and put on that floral dress that I got you for Mimi's wedding? 210 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,737 [groans] And can we run a brush through that hair? 211 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:14,739 A well-styled head of hair... 212 00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:17,199 Is a head above the rest. I know. 213 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:21,454 The thing is, I kind of forgot about tonight. 214 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,623 I already made plans with Elle. 215 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:25,166 We made a deal. 216 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:29,295 This cannot exactly drive itself. 217 00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:30,254 Okay? 218 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:32,381 Bring Elle. She'll love it. 219 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,675 Do I have any holes back here? 220 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,307 Oh. 221 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:42,850 Baby? 222 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:46,520 You got a little breakout there on your forehead. 223 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:50,358 You're not eating that greasy stuff over at Harpy's, right? 224 00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:53,569 Mom, you know I don't even like burgers and hotdogs. 225 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,071 Yeah, but... 226 00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:59,158 You've got a hole on your left by the way. 227 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:00,076 What? 228 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:03,579 All right. Will you please tell Elle that she's got to be ready in ten? 229 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,081 She doesn't listen to me. 230 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,124 That's fine. 231 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:09,168 I know. Close enough. 232 00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:10,086 Yeah. 233 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,635 [gasps] Dumplin'. 234 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,178 The other side. 235 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:20,971 - [Willowdean] Whoops. - [Rosie] Oh! 236 00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:23,099 - Okay, darlin', just grab my ankles. - Uh-huh. 237 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,517 - Okay. - Okay. Mm-hmm. 238 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:25,434 Good. Okay. 239 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,435 Oh, God. 240 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,770 - [Rosie] Okay? - [Ellen] Okay. 241 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,271 - Here. - All right. I got it. 242 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,815 - Okay. - All right. 243 00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:31,941 Did I hit my... 244 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:32,858 Okay. 245 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:35,194 Thank you, Ellen. 246 00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:37,071 - You're welcome. - I'm sorry. 247 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:39,115 - Will you hold that, please, for a second? - Mm-hmm. 248 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,032 [exhales] 249 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:41,409 Oh, my gosh. 250 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:42,910 Thank you. 251 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,912 Wow, you really just parked... 252 00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:47,248 Well, there are no spots. 253 00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:48,958 [Rosie] I mean, my gosh... 254 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,794 - [man] Runner up: Miss Coolie Simmons. - [Rosie gasps] 255 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:54,046 Oh, my gosh, it's starting already. 256 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:55,381 Oh. 257 00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:56,507 [applause] 258 00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:58,175 [sighs] 259 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,136 I just... 260 00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:02,263 I just wish they all could win. 261 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,265 They work so hard. 262 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:08,811 Yes. Walking is so, so hard. 263 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:09,895 [applause] 264 00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:12,273 Miss Teen Bluebonnet. 265 00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:14,817 Oh, Miss Teen Sweetwater! 266 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,026 Oh, my Lord, look at you. 267 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:19,447 - You haven't aged a minute. - Oh, it's the backstage lighting. 268 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,198 Thank you so much for making the trip. 269 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:25,035 Oh, please. I would've driven a million miles to support those girls. 270 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:27,496 It's just such a nice treat to have a special guest. 271 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,957 That audience is plum tired of seeing my face out there. 272 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,752 [Rosie and Delia laugh] 273 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,003 Really, trust me. 274 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:38,758 My, it looks like the Miss America pageant out there. 275 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:39,800 Thank you. 276 00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:43,262 Those backdrops really give our social media a nice pop. 277 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:45,723 - Social media? - Yeah. Hashtag pop. 278 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:46,640 Oh! 279 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:49,185 Hoping to give you Bluebonnets a run for your money this year 280 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,853 in that Best Pageant award. Look out! 281 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:54,064 Oh, well. Best keep an eye on those hemlines then. 282 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,609 - 'Cause they're looking a little short. - Well. 283 00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:57,568 [Rosie chuckles] 284 00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,403 This must be your daughter. 285 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,655 Oh, no. That's Ellen, my daughter's best friend. 286 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,699 This is my daughter, Willowdean. 287 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,951 Wow. Okay. 288 00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:07,620 So nice to meet you both. 289 00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:09,246 - So great meeting you too. - Both of you. 290 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,081 - Nice to meet you. - [man] And now your host... 291 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,708 - Delia Shepherd. - Okay, gotta go. 292 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:13,834 Okay. Have fun. 293 00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,086 - [applause] - So exciting. 294 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,588 [cheering and whistling] 295 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:21,425 Good evening. 296 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:23,552 - It is my special duty... - Oh. 297 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,722 ...to introduce a very special guest tonight. 298 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,766 To crown this year's Miss Teen Sweetwater, 299 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:33,187 my fellow former, and the director of the Bluebonnet pageant, 300 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:36,482 ten-time recipient of the best Texas pageant award, 301 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:40,820 please welcome Clover City's Miss Teen 1991, 302 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,823 Miss Rosie Dickson. 303 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,282 [cheers and applause] 304 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:48,786 [Rosie] Well... 305 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:50,913 Thank you, Miss Delia. 306 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,582 And girls, might I just say, 307 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,252 y'all look stunning tonight. 308 00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,172 - [applause] - It is my honor to introduce you 309 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:05,052 to your new Miss Teen Sweetwater... 310 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:07,888 Miss Darlene Williams. 311 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,640 [cheers and applause] 312 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,059 Come on, girl. 313 00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:15,437 Beautiful! 314 00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:28,951 [inaudible] 315 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,748 [applause] 316 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,003 [Rosie] I mean, she's just so stunning! 317 00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,884 [Eugene] Clover City's KQRK, I'm Eugene Reed, 318 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,386 your host of all the hits, reminding listeners to sign up 319 00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:50,097 for the 85th annual Miss Teen Bluebonnet pageant. 320 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:51,307 It's just around the corner. 321 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,461 [men laughing] 322 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:24,173 [people chatting in the distance] 323 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,760 Come on in. I'll cook you a burger or something. 324 00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,219 - Gotta roll. - Good to see you. 325 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:31,055 - All right. - Good to see you. Have a good one. 326 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,097 [girl] Bye, Bo. 327 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,307 [horn honks] 328 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,602 Hey, where are you going? 329 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:39,897 Hi. 330 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,523 So... 331 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,234 Those are your rich prep school friends, hey? 332 00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,613 Y'all are so lucky you have two more weeks left of summer. 333 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:50,199 You know, not everyone who goes to Holy Cross is rich. 334 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,368 No, I didn't mean it like that. I just... 335 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,578 You know, like, rich or poor, 336 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:57,873 we all have to deal with the same "prepare for the future" thing. 337 00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,208 Like... 338 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,169 Kind of like we're supposed to have some big plan mapped out, 339 00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:03,796 when most of the adults in this town 340 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:06,465 don't even know what they want to be when they grow up, so... 341 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,050 [dumpster door closes] 342 00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:10,803 If only they had a Magic 8-Ball. 343 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:14,682 [Willowdean] Hmm. 344 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,310 Thanks, by the way. 345 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,770 Weirdly, I... 346 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,981 always wanted one of these. 347 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:22,898 [chuckles] 348 00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:27,611 [Bo sighs] 349 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,948 [Bo] Did we poison table seven yesterday? 350 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:33,450 [both laugh] 351 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,328 Well, I guess we'd better send flowers. 352 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,498 Come on. 353 00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:40,791 Better get back to work. 354 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,469 [tape creaking] 355 00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:04,940 [gasps] Oh, my stars. 356 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,026 You scared me. 357 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,486 [Rosie sighs] 358 00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:14,867 [Willowdean] That was one of Lucy's favorite dresses. 359 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:18,370 Dumplin', I don't want to talk about this right now. 360 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,998 We agreed that we would do this before the end of summer. 361 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,751 Mom, she's been gone six months. 362 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,836 When can we talk about her? 363 00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:31,884 What are you planning on doing with everything? 364 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:34,803 Well, I don't-- I mean... 365 00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:37,765 I guess we'll donate most of it. 366 00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:40,392 She was such a pack rat. 367 00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,645 [sighs] We've just got to make room. 368 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,230 Room for what? 369 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:49,068 Without Lucy's extra income, I am gonna have to start doing alterations 370 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,652 so that we can make ends meet. 371 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,530 You mean alterations for the pageant? 372 00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:56,784 Yes, Willowdean. 373 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:58,911 For the pageant. 374 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:05,501 Yeah, well, 375 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,338 I want to look through everything before it gets donated. 376 00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:14,760 Yes, ma'am. 377 00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:17,513 Will, come on. 378 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,014 Aren't you ready? 379 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,476 I don't want to be late. It's our first day of school. 380 00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,436 [scoffs] You're still asleep? 381 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,648 Are you threatening to move out? 382 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:30,734 [Willowdean sighs] 383 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,945 My mom's packing up Lucy's room. 384 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:37,282 Mmm. Well, you should keep as much of it as you want. 385 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:41,245 I really want to find that bee brooch of hers. I loved that. 386 00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:43,455 Yeah, reminds me of her, too. 387 00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:46,208 You know, that little bit of flair she always had. 388 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,004 Hmm. 389 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:52,881 When'd you get this? 390 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,174 [sighs] 391 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,884 Prep school Bo gave it to me. 392 00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,637 You know that means he likes you, right? 393 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,806 He does not. 394 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:04,476 He's... nice to everybody. He just... 395 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,270 - I don't know, he's just like that. - Mm-hmm. 396 00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:08,147 So he gave everybody one of these? 397 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,607 Okay, Will. Um... 398 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:14,194 Boys don't give girls sweet little presents 399 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:17,447 unless they're trying to get their attention. That's a fact. 400 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:19,491 Elle... 401 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,994 boys like Bo don't date girls like me. 402 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,537 That's a fact. 403 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,372 Look, he just wants to be friends 404 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:28,292 so he can ask me questions about girls he actually likes. 405 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,086 Is that true? 406 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,089 Mmm. 407 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,216 "My sources say no." Told you. 408 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:38,510 Look, I can't be late. 409 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:39,595 I'll meet you there. 410 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:42,222 [Rosie] Dumplin', you're gonna be late. 411 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:46,018 Well, Sweetwater is working hard to keep up with the times. 412 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:47,769 Which is a fool's errand if you ask me. 413 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,730 [woman] I know, but it is worth it. 414 00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:50,731 Mm-hmm. 415 00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:53,233 - [woman on phone continues indistinctly] - Mm-hmm. 416 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:54,860 Oh, hold on a sec. 417 00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:56,445 Honey, I made extra. 418 00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:59,448 It's okay. I'm just gonna take a banana so I'm not late. 419 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,490 Why... 420 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,951 - All right, have a great first day. - Thanks. 421 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:03,869 [door opens] 422 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:06,580 [sighs] 423 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,124 - Anyway, all's I was saying is... - [door closes] 424 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:13,212 these city pageants are just getting more and more generic every year. 425 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,797 - [car engine splutters] - I mean, there's nothing Texas about 'em. 426 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,633 It's like they just popped up out of nowhere. 427 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:20,135 [woman] Yeah, I agree. But the thing is, if we talk to her, 428 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,055 she might be able to get us a few extra decorations. 429 00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,765 - Oh, Lord. - [car engine spluttering] 430 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:26,642 - I'm gonna have to call you back. - All right. 431 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,602 [groans] 432 00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:31,563 [Rosie] Well, I don't care how popular she is. 433 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:35,025 We are not doing a Beyoncé song for the opening number. 434 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:39,238 Our bylaws strictly outline the lyrics and music deemed appropriate. 435 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,573 It is my job to uphold those guidelines... 436 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,326 - [woman] Uh-huh. - ...however unpopular it makes me. 437 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,827 - I agree. - Okay, hold on one second. 438 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,580 All right, honey, I'm gonna call Joe's Garage, 439 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:51,458 get your car towed, and we'll find out what's wrong, okay? 440 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:52,501 Thank you. 441 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:55,170 [Rosie] I don't wanna hear the name Beyoncé anymore. 442 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,172 So, anyway... Oh, Dumplin'! 443 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,215 [boy] No way! 444 00:20:58,298 --> 00:20:59,466 [Rosie] Dumplin'! 445 00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:01,385 [boy] Yeah, Dumplin'. 446 00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:03,637 Forgot your phone. 447 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:04,596 [girl] Dumplin'? 448 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,931 [all laughing] 449 00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:15,732 Well, you're welcome. 450 00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:20,696 So sorry. 451 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,323 [girl] What does that even mean? 452 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:24,908 [boy] Call me little dumplin'. 453 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,493 - [kids laughing] - What just happened? 454 00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:28,328 My mom just happened. 455 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:29,913 [school bell rings] 456 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:33,417 Oh, God. Everybody heard. It was so embarrassing, Elle. 457 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,378 Here comes Dumplin'! 458 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,171 Just ignore him, he's an idiot. 459 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,924 - Oh, dude, it's Millie. - Whoops! 460 00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:43,218 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 461 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,220 Guess they need to widen the hallways. 462 00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:48,223 [boys laugh] 463 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,267 [Ellen] Millie, you okay? 464 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,853 - [boy grunts] - [kids gasp] 465 00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:55,314 [boy groans] 466 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:56,732 Good aim. 467 00:21:57,941 --> 00:21:59,443 [grunts, whimpers] 468 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,491 [Rosie] Suspended because of indecent violence? 469 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,910 I've never heard of such a thing. What is wrong with you? 470 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:11,705 - Me? It's your fault. - My fault? 471 00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:13,915 I was just defending myself against a bully 472 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:17,002 who was calling me that hideous nickname you've been calling me my whole life. 473 00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:19,087 - He deserved it. - Have a lovely day, Miss Dickson. 474 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,672 Why, you, too, Miss Hall. 475 00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:22,591 Listen to me, young lady. 476 00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:25,802 Why are you getting all sensitive about a silly little nickname? 477 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:29,306 Mom, we know this is about so much more than just a nickname. 478 00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:31,391 You'll never come out and say it, 479 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:34,019 but I know you can't stand that your daughter looks like this. 480 00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:36,229 - What? - Like a round little dumpling. 481 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:37,522 Oh, that is not true. 482 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:39,816 - Oh, please. I don't fit in your world. - That is not true. 483 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,610 - I get it. - Listen, I just want you 484 00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:43,612 to have opportunities, all right? 485 00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:45,364 It is harder for big girls. 486 00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:46,990 I was one, I know. 487 00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:48,992 Okay? Luce and I both were. 488 00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:50,702 - You know that. - Yeah, I've heard the story 489 00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:53,914 about how you lost the weight the summer before high school and Lucy didn't, 490 00:22:53,997 --> 00:22:55,916 and you went on to win the Miss Teen pageant, 491 00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:58,752 quite literally your last crowning achievement. 492 00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:01,421 Watch your tone with me, young lady. I am still your mother. 493 00:23:02,005 --> 00:23:02,881 For the record, 494 00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:04,800 we both know who raised me, 495 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:07,344 and she never once made me feel bad about myself. 496 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,597 I really wish you didn't idolize her so much. 497 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:13,975 If she took better care of herself, she'd probably still be here. 498 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,770 You were always so focused on her weight. 499 00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:19,731 You never even really got to know who she was. 500 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,191 Do you even miss her? 501 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,361 Forget it. I'm walking home. 502 00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:32,369 Well, I am sorry 503 00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:35,414 that I didn't get to go to all your Dolly Parton parties 504 00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:38,583 because I had to go to work to put a roof over your head, 505 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:40,293 because that's what mothers do. 506 00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:42,462 ["Here I Am" by Dolly Parton plays] 507 00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:52,222 ♪ If you need a helping hand ♪ 508 00:23:52,305 --> 00:23:55,016 ♪ Need someone to understand ♪ 509 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,852 ♪ Oh, here I am ♪ 510 00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,938 ♪ Oh, here I am ♪ 511 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:03,483 ♪ Here I am ♪ 512 00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,992 [vocalizing] 513 00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:18,957 ♪ My world is such an empty place ♪ 514 00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:22,210 ♪ I need someone to fill the space ♪ 515 00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:23,753 ♪ Here I am ♪ 516 00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:26,715 - ♪ Here I am ♪ - ♪ Oh, here I am ♪ 517 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,718 ♪ Here I am ♪ 518 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:35,765 ♪ Here I am ♪ 519 00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:39,644 ♪ Oh ♪ 520 00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:45,066 ♪ Ooh ♪ 521 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:46,943 [whispering] What? 522 00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:47,861 ♪ Here I am ♪ 523 00:24:47,944 --> 00:24:51,740 ♪ Oh ♪ 524 00:24:52,073 --> 00:24:54,576 ♪ Ooh ♪ 525 00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:55,619 [Ellen] Will. 526 00:24:57,412 --> 00:24:58,371 Up here. 527 00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:01,082 I can't believe you got suspended on the first day of school, 528 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,584 you overachiever. 529 00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:06,546 Brought your homework. 530 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,173 What're you doing? 531 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,300 Look at this. 532 00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:17,057 Lucy never said a word. 533 00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:19,017 Looks like she thought about doing the pageant, 534 00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,852 but she obviously didn't feel welcome 535 00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:24,189 with people like my mom lording over it with their measuring tape. 536 00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:26,274 I know that look. 537 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,277 What's going on? 538 00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:35,200 I think I'm gonna sign up for the pageant and do what Lucy never could. 539 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,744 I wanna march right in there on sign-up day 540 00:25:37,827 --> 00:25:40,121 just to see the look on my mom's face. 541 00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:43,792 She's always been embarrassed by me. Now she'll have good reason. 542 00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:45,877 [Ellen] Hmm. 543 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,463 Kind of like a protest in heels? 544 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:49,673 Exactly. 545 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,508 Like a protest in heels. 546 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,098 How does your mom walk in these torture devices? 547 00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:00,058 I don't think she does. 548 00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:04,020 - Oh, yeah. - Is that Rosie Dickson's daughter? 549 00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:05,981 [girl] What's she doing here? 550 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:09,568 [girl scoffs] Oh, my goodness. 551 00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:16,324 [gasping] 552 00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:17,617 [woman] Oh, my. 553 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:18,785 That's brave. 554 00:26:18,868 --> 00:26:19,869 [Willowdean] Thanks. 555 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:22,289 - [woman] Well, I'll be. - [door opens] 556 00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:23,623 [door closes] 557 00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,545 [Millie giggling] 558 00:26:28,628 --> 00:26:29,713 Hey, y'all. 559 00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:31,965 If you're signing up, I am too. 560 00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:34,384 Uh, what? No. 561 00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:36,970 No, I'm not the Joan of Arc of fat girls, okay? 562 00:26:37,053 --> 00:26:38,597 This is a bad idea. Go home. 563 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,765 All my favorite things start off as bad ideas. 564 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:42,684 Millie, no. 565 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:46,313 Remember? We're here for Lucy. 566 00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:52,193 Fine. Do what you want, just don't crowd me. 567 00:26:55,071 --> 00:26:57,532 You're missing a parent's signature, darlin'. 568 00:26:58,033 --> 00:27:00,702 You can't participate without a parent's signature. 569 00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:03,204 Willowdean Opal. 570 00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:07,959 Thank you. 571 00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:19,220 Are you trying to get back at me for something? 572 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:22,057 [sighs] Why do you assume the only reason I'd sign up for the pageant 573 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:23,266 is to get revenge? 574 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:27,062 I'm Rosie Dickson's daughter, it runs in my blood. 575 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:28,938 Besides, as far as I'm concerned, 576 00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:31,524 a swimsuit body is a body with a swimsuit on it. 577 00:27:32,692 --> 00:27:34,319 [inhales, exhales] 578 00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:36,279 I will not... 579 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,073 have you make a mockery 580 00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:40,367 of me or this institution, 581 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:43,495 which has been a cornerstone of our community-- 582 00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:45,914 Since 1933. I know. 583 00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:49,000 I could probably recite your bylaws by now, I've heard 'em so many times. 584 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:50,585 [girls murmuring] 585 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:55,048 You know you can't enter unless I sign that form. 586 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:58,968 - Mom? - Mm-hmm? 587 00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:03,181 If you don't sign that form, you're saying I'm not good enough. 588 00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:08,603 You're saying that every girl in this room is more deserving than me 589 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,480 because I'm not built like them. 590 00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:13,274 That I don't belong here. 591 00:28:15,318 --> 00:28:16,695 Is that what you're saying? 592 00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:20,657 Well... 593 00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:25,203 [clears throat] What do you have planned for the-- for the talent event? 594 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,127 It's a surprise. 595 00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:36,005 - [woman 1] Wow, okay. - [woman 2] All right, then. 596 00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:37,590 [girls murmuring] 597 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:46,474 No special treatment. 598 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:48,017 - Wouldn't expect it. - Okay. 599 00:28:52,605 --> 00:28:54,691 Pageants are harder than you think. 600 00:28:56,317 --> 00:28:57,485 [girls murmuring] 601 00:28:58,570 --> 00:28:59,654 [woman] I don't know. 602 00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:03,783 [breathes heavily] 603 00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:05,076 [whispering] Oh, my God. 604 00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:07,203 Oh... my God. 605 00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:09,205 [woman] Wow. 606 00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:10,790 Did you see the color of her skirt? 607 00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:12,041 [girls chattering] 608 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:19,716 - [slams down] - [gasps] 609 00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:23,678 Yay! This is gonna be so much fun. 610 00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:25,388 Totally fun. 611 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:27,307 The name's Hannah, glossy lady. 612 00:29:27,390 --> 00:29:29,184 - [Millie giggles] - Why are you here? 613 00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:31,728 [Rosie] Hello? Okay, ladies, please take your seats. 614 00:29:31,811 --> 00:29:33,062 Whatever do you mean? 615 00:29:33,354 --> 00:29:34,189 [Millie giggles] 616 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,065 And what's your story? 617 00:29:36,816 --> 00:29:39,569 Hi there. And, mothers, thank you so much for coming. 618 00:29:39,652 --> 00:29:42,197 We'll have your daughters back to you in just a jiffy, okay? 619 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,156 So, thank you. 620 00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:47,327 Oh, my God. I am so excited that you're signing up. 621 00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:50,163 Did you see that Bekah Colter? 622 00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:52,457 She is our competition. 623 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:53,583 [Rosie] All right. 624 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:55,668 Well, I would like to welcome you 625 00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:59,339 to the Clover City Miss Teen Bluebonnet pageant. 626 00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:02,050 The first beauty pageant 627 00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:04,677 established in the great state of Texas. 628 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,348 Back in 1933. 629 00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:09,432 [woman] Yes! 630 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:11,100 - [cheering] - Yeah! 631 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,895 Now, the next six weeks are gonna be a whirlwind. 632 00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:16,564 Someone in this very room... 633 00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:17,982 [Cally squeals] 634 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:20,819 ...will be this year's Miss Teen Bluebonnet. 635 00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:22,987 Wow. [laughs excitedly] 636 00:30:23,071 --> 00:30:25,156 [Rosie] Very exciting. That could be you. 637 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,157 [cheering] 638 00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:27,450 Do you think you're ready? 639 00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:29,369 [all] Yes! [giggling] 640 00:30:29,452 --> 00:30:30,620 Good luck, girls. 641 00:30:30,703 --> 00:30:31,913 - [woman] Whoa. - [applause] 642 00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:34,332 [cheering] 643 00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:36,668 [Eugene] Your host of all the hits, reminding our listeners 644 00:30:36,751 --> 00:30:39,921 that tickets go on sale today for our Miss Teen Bluebonnet pageant. 645 00:30:40,004 --> 00:30:43,466 Only five weeks away. Let's kick it off with this great hit. 646 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:45,301 ♪ I know I'm not perfect ♪ 647 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,428 ♪ But nobody is ♪ 648 00:30:47,637 --> 00:30:49,889 ♪ There's plenty more important... ♪ 649 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:50,849 Millie? 650 00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:56,187 Millie? 651 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,986 - What are you doin'? - I thought Pageant Bootcamp 652 00:31:03,069 --> 00:31:05,530 would be a nice way to get to know some of the girls. 653 00:31:05,905 --> 00:31:07,991 I just have to blend in in case my mom drops by. 654 00:31:08,074 --> 00:31:09,576 Blend in. 655 00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:12,370 Why, Millie? Why? 656 00:31:12,453 --> 00:31:15,248 'Cause I forged my mom's signature on my pageant application. 657 00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:17,458 She thinks I joined Needlepoint Club. 658 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,002 Millie, it's gonna be near impossible 659 00:31:19,085 --> 00:31:20,795 keeping your mom from finding out about this. 660 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:24,132 Well, I don't have a choice. When I asked her, she said no. 661 00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:26,676 A church no, which means don't ask again. 662 00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:29,387 So I just got to stay one step ahead of her. 663 00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:31,931 [honking] Get off the road, fat ass! 664 00:31:32,265 --> 00:31:33,391 You're fat, you're fat. 665 00:31:33,474 --> 00:31:35,518 - Eat shit. - We'll pray for you. 666 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:36,644 Bye, Will. 667 00:31:36,936 --> 00:31:38,855 [Millie] Hey, girls! Wait for me! 668 00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:42,275 - Will. - Mm-hmm. 669 00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:44,360 Okay, uh, Ron wants us to hang these up. 670 00:31:44,944 --> 00:31:47,655 Oh, and, um, your friends are here at table six. 671 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:48,573 All right, hold on. 672 00:31:48,656 --> 00:31:52,619 - [Willowdean] Those are not my friends. - For my talent, I'll strut on stage... 673 00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:56,122 Well, maybe we can brainstorm some other ideas. 674 00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:57,498 What are you guys doin' here? 675 00:31:57,582 --> 00:31:59,959 Hey, Will. We were gonna see if you'd join our pageant meeting 676 00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:01,085 when you take your break. 677 00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:03,755 I made one for each of us. 678 00:32:05,381 --> 00:32:08,259 I... really don't need one, thanks. 679 00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:09,510 [bell dings] 680 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:11,387 Oh, uh, Will, could you grab that, please? 681 00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:14,390 - Thank you. - [Millie] Thank you. 682 00:32:14,682 --> 00:32:17,977 So as I was saying, for the talent portion we really have to play to our strength. 683 00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:19,979 And some of my strengths are singing. 684 00:32:20,063 --> 00:32:21,814 I'm a worship leader at church. 685 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:24,525 And I hula hoop, and I can tap dance. 686 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:27,278 If I do all that at the same time, that could be really neat. 687 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:29,948 Really. Like, no one's ever done that before, right? 688 00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:32,075 So. Thank you. 689 00:32:32,158 --> 00:32:35,203 As long as we play to our strengths and bring our showmanship, 690 00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:37,997 we've got as good a chance to win this pageant as anyone else. 691 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:40,541 And a lot of pageant winners go on to do very important things, 692 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:42,001 - like Willowdean's mom. - Millie. 693 00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:44,671 I think there's been some kind of misunderstanding. 694 00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:48,508 We're not actually trying to win the pageant. 695 00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:50,259 We're not? 696 00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:51,511 Well, I'm not. 697 00:32:51,594 --> 00:32:54,347 And I don't know what her deal is, but... 698 00:32:57,225 --> 00:32:59,394 [Willowdean sighs] Look, it's... 699 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:02,605 It's a protest. We're trying to make a point. 700 00:33:02,689 --> 00:33:04,691 - Count me in. - Well, what's our point? 701 00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:09,070 [Hannah] It's a revolt against the oppressive heteropatriarchy, 702 00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:11,698 unconsciously internalized by the female psyche. 703 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:15,702 - Oh. - In other words... 704 00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:17,829 We're Spartacus... 705 00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:20,164 and the pageant is the Roman Empire. 706 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:26,379 Anybody? 707 00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:31,467 - Okay, okay. Hey. - Oh, no. 708 00:33:33,469 --> 00:33:35,680 Every revolution starts small. 709 00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:37,724 I don't want to revolt. 710 00:33:38,808 --> 00:33:41,728 I've wanted to do this pageant since I was eight years old. 711 00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:46,274 [Ellen] Okay, Millie, I think what everybody's trying to say 712 00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:49,986 is that yes, we are still technically doing the pageant, 713 00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:52,697 and it'll still be fun. It's just... 714 00:33:53,239 --> 00:33:54,115 [Bo] Your drinks. 715 00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:56,409 [Ellen] You know, I think you should pull back a bit. 716 00:33:56,492 --> 00:34:00,705 Maybe a little bit more than a bit. Like... way back. 717 00:34:01,581 --> 00:34:02,415 Okay, then. 718 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:04,500 Good meeting. 719 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:07,045 Oh. 720 00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:10,715 And let me know when you're ready to take this thing down. 721 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:13,718 [Willowdean sighs] 722 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,763 Okay, Millie, you can show me your binder now, 723 00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:19,557 but after that we have to put it away, okay? 724 00:34:20,349 --> 00:34:21,350 Okay. 725 00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:25,730 Well, I made yours yellow because you remind me of sunshine. 726 00:34:25,938 --> 00:34:28,649 - Aw! - So, for your talent, I was thinking... 727 00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:34,781 [Bo] Can I give you a hand with those? 728 00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:38,367 - Here. - I got it. 729 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:40,787 Thank you. 730 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:45,750 Hey. 731 00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:49,504 There's a, uh... small meteor shower tonight. 732 00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:52,548 I don't know if you're into that sort of thing, but... 733 00:34:52,632 --> 00:34:55,343 you know, could still be cool to see. 734 00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:56,969 If you're interested. 735 00:34:58,137 --> 00:34:58,971 Okay. 736 00:34:59,972 --> 00:35:00,807 Sure. 737 00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:03,017 Cool. 738 00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:08,564 [sighs] 739 00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:10,525 [whispers] What... 740 00:35:14,612 --> 00:35:15,988 [dog barks in distance] 741 00:35:21,828 --> 00:35:22,662 Hey. 742 00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:24,288 Hi. 743 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,502 - You want me to come up there? - Yeah. 744 00:35:30,711 --> 00:35:31,587 Okay. 745 00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:36,259 Best seat in the house, right here. 746 00:35:36,342 --> 00:35:37,552 - [Bo laughs] - Thanks. 747 00:35:43,850 --> 00:35:45,476 It's a real pretty night. 748 00:35:45,893 --> 00:35:46,811 Yeah. 749 00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:52,817 - Can I ask you something? - Sure. 750 00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:57,280 What's the deal with that, uh... photo? 751 00:35:57,989 --> 00:35:59,782 Um... in your locker? 752 00:36:00,449 --> 00:36:02,410 That girl-- uh, woman. 753 00:36:02,743 --> 00:36:04,495 You don't know who Dolly Parton is? 754 00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:06,247 Should I? 755 00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:11,210 She's, like, one of the greatest singer-songwriters of all time. 756 00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:13,171 She's kind of hard not to know. 757 00:36:13,629 --> 00:36:14,589 Oh. 758 00:36:14,922 --> 00:36:15,756 Okay. 759 00:36:16,465 --> 00:36:17,383 Uh... 760 00:36:17,466 --> 00:36:18,467 Why her? 761 00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:21,762 My Aunt Lucy loved her. 762 00:36:22,930 --> 00:36:25,433 I was probably singing Dolly before I could talk. 763 00:36:25,516 --> 00:36:26,559 [inhales deeply] 764 00:36:26,642 --> 00:36:28,853 There's just something amazing about her. 765 00:36:28,936 --> 00:36:32,106 You know, she's in on every joke you could possibly tell about her, 766 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:34,525 and she's got this wicked sense of humor and... 767 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:37,278 And it's like she's always one step ahead, you know? 768 00:36:40,907 --> 00:36:41,908 [Willowdean gasps] 769 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:05,598 Uh... 770 00:37:06,349 --> 00:37:07,600 It's getting really late. 771 00:37:07,683 --> 00:37:09,393 I... I got to get home. 772 00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:10,311 Where... 773 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:13,022 Where are you go-- What did I do? 774 00:37:13,105 --> 00:37:15,900 Nothing. I... I just... I got to get home. 775 00:37:15,983 --> 00:37:17,443 Thanks for the meteor. 776 00:37:20,696 --> 00:37:22,698 [woman on TV] Come through, ladies. 777 00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:24,283 It's your time to shine. 778 00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:26,035 - And down, two, three. - [Rosie panting] 779 00:37:26,118 --> 00:37:29,038 Punch away those storms, you guys. The storms of life. 780 00:37:29,121 --> 00:37:31,249 Breathe out. One, two, three. 781 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:33,209 [sighs] 782 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:34,794 [sighs] 783 00:37:34,877 --> 00:37:35,795 [TV] And down. 784 00:37:36,379 --> 00:37:37,296 [whispers] What? 785 00:37:38,464 --> 00:37:40,967 [TV] Come on, ladies, now punch away those fears! 786 00:37:45,471 --> 00:37:46,555 [sighs] 787 00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:48,099 [TV] Really breathe out. 788 00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:51,936 - Breathe. - [sighs] 789 00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:55,106 [inhales deeply] 790 00:37:55,189 --> 00:37:56,357 [exhales] 791 00:37:58,526 --> 00:37:59,819 "Thanks for the meteor"? 792 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:02,154 So stupid! 793 00:38:02,238 --> 00:38:03,906 [Eugene] Stay tuned at the top of the hour, 794 00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:06,450 I'm giving away two tickets to the Miss Teen Bluebonnet pageant. 795 00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:09,412 Only four weeks to the big day and seats are selling fast. 796 00:38:09,495 --> 00:38:11,163 [country music plays] 797 00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:12,957 Why are we even going to this? 798 00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:17,378 You're the one who got into a bullfight with your mom, remember? 799 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:22,300 Don't worry, we'll make it fun. 800 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:26,679 [turns volume down] 801 00:38:26,762 --> 00:38:28,597 Okay, what's up? 802 00:38:31,517 --> 00:38:32,643 [Willowdean sighs] 803 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:35,938 Bo kissed me last night. 804 00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:37,940 What?! 805 00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:40,484 - I told you! - Okay, okay. 806 00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:43,154 - Save the confetti. It didn't end well. - [Ellen squeals] 807 00:38:43,237 --> 00:38:45,323 - Why? - Well... 808 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:48,826 I mean, at first it was amazing, 809 00:38:48,909 --> 00:38:52,121 and I just wanted to keep kissing him until my lips fell off. 810 00:38:52,204 --> 00:38:55,541 But then he-- he touched this spot on my lower back and... 811 00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:57,418 I just... I freaked. 812 00:38:57,877 --> 00:38:59,754 And, all of a sudden, I was thinking, 813 00:38:59,837 --> 00:39:02,006 like, why does this hot guy want to kiss me? 814 00:39:02,423 --> 00:39:04,550 And then I started hating myself for being that girl-- 815 00:39:04,633 --> 00:39:06,010 Okay, all right. Hold up. 816 00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:10,014 You know, I've had the same freaky feeling with Tim before. 817 00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:12,058 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 818 00:39:13,142 --> 00:39:17,355 I mean, when he touches my stomach or a spot of acne on my chin, 819 00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:19,023 I clam up like a psycho. 820 00:39:20,483 --> 00:39:21,525 [Ellen sighs] 821 00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:22,693 [Willowdean] Hmm. 822 00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:26,906 [turns up volume] 823 00:39:26,989 --> 00:39:28,491 ♪ Who will do it? Who? ♪ 824 00:39:28,574 --> 00:39:30,493 ♪ If we don't ♪ 825 00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:33,579 [door opens] 826 00:39:36,123 --> 00:39:37,917 [music playing on speakers] 827 00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:39,627 [Rosie] You're late. 828 00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:46,926 [giggles] 829 00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:52,807 Okay. Is everybody warmed-up? [turns off music] 830 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:54,058 - [girl 1] Yeah. - [girl 2] Sure. 831 00:39:54,141 --> 00:39:56,811 Who memorized the steps from the link that I sent out? 832 00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:59,313 Oh, a lot of you. Okay, very good. 833 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:00,439 [Millie giggles] 834 00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:02,900 Bekah, why don't you come up and demonstrate. 835 00:40:02,983 --> 00:40:04,944 And, um... 836 00:40:06,904 --> 00:40:08,906 [mouthing] 837 00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:09,824 Uh... 838 00:40:10,282 --> 00:40:11,117 Ellen. 839 00:40:12,034 --> 00:40:13,786 Why don't you come up here as well? 840 00:40:14,495 --> 00:40:17,081 All right, let's take it from the dance break. 841 00:40:17,164 --> 00:40:17,998 Hi. 842 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:22,336 And five, six, seven, eight. 843 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:23,796 [country music plays] 844 00:40:35,015 --> 00:40:35,891 And hip, hip. 845 00:40:37,017 --> 00:40:38,102 - Nice job! - [Bekah giggles] 846 00:40:38,185 --> 00:40:39,645 - They look so good. - That was awesome. 847 00:40:39,728 --> 00:40:40,563 Thank you. 848 00:40:40,646 --> 00:40:42,314 - They look great! - [Rosie] Beautiful, girls. 849 00:40:42,398 --> 00:40:44,525 - That was beautiful. - [Bekah and Ellen giggle] 850 00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:48,237 All right, now, the difference between winning and losing, 851 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:50,406 it's all in those details. 852 00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:53,033 All right? That will serve you well in life. 853 00:40:53,534 --> 00:40:54,827 All right, you two. Uh, Ellen? 854 00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:57,705 Why don't you stay up here, okay? 855 00:40:57,788 --> 00:40:59,248 And the rest of us, let's try it. 856 00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:02,877 [Bekah] Seven, eight. 857 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,462 [country music plays] 858 00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:07,882 [Rosie] Chins up. 859 00:41:16,223 --> 00:41:18,851 Okay, remember to smile. This is fun. 860 00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:22,980 That's too sexy. 861 00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:24,607 [girls laugh] 862 00:41:24,690 --> 00:41:25,941 - Yes. - [girl] Nailed it. 863 00:41:26,025 --> 00:41:28,194 - Elle, that was so cute! - You, too. 864 00:41:28,944 --> 00:41:31,614 - [girl] We need to practice together. - Sounds great. 865 00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:33,240 - I'm gonna go talk to Rosie. - Okay. 866 00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:35,034 - Bye, Elle Belle. - See you at work. 867 00:41:35,993 --> 00:41:37,286 - Miss Rosie. - [girl] Bye. 868 00:41:38,037 --> 00:41:39,121 You ready to go? 869 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:43,250 - Nice moves. - I just watched the video once. 870 00:41:44,251 --> 00:41:46,378 They're easy steps, what's the big deal? 871 00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,506 The big deal is that you were prancing around 872 00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:52,218 like the perfect little pageant girl when that is the opposite of our point. 873 00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:55,679 Well, maybe there's a better way to making our point 874 00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:57,973 besides just trying to ruin it for everybody else. 875 00:41:58,057 --> 00:41:59,725 Ruining it is the point. 876 00:42:00,601 --> 00:42:01,435 You-- 877 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:04,230 You just wouldn't get it 'cause you're not built for the revolution. 878 00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:07,107 - What're you trying to say? - You have to quit, Elle. 879 00:42:07,566 --> 00:42:10,319 You're the kind of girl that could win this thing without even trying. 880 00:42:10,402 --> 00:42:13,155 Has it occurred to you that I feel as out of place here as you do? 881 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,199 Well, you looked pretty comfortable up there to me. 882 00:42:15,866 --> 00:42:19,912 I can't believe you think you get to pick and choose who joins the revolution. 883 00:42:19,995 --> 00:42:21,664 I thought you hated pageants. 884 00:42:21,747 --> 00:42:25,376 Well, maybe I never gave them a chance because I always listened to you. 885 00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:28,337 Okay, yeah. 886 00:42:28,671 --> 00:42:31,507 Go join Coppertone Callie and live happily ever after 887 00:42:31,590 --> 00:42:33,592 at the store that hates fat people. 888 00:42:36,136 --> 00:42:38,013 For your information, Willowdean... 889 00:42:38,889 --> 00:42:40,724 I never thought of you as fat. 890 00:42:44,186 --> 00:42:45,771 [Callie] Elle Belle, over here. 891 00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:51,485 I did think of you as fat. 892 00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:55,197 You know, since we're doing, like, a truth-telling thing. 893 00:43:05,708 --> 00:43:06,542 [groans] 894 00:43:06,625 --> 00:43:09,128 [Bekah] And thank you for all your help, Miss Rosie. 895 00:43:09,211 --> 00:43:10,045 [Rosie] Oh. 896 00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:13,424 [Bekah] You know, my mama just doesn't get all this pageant stuff. 897 00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:17,177 But sometimes I'm just not quite sure she gets me, to be honest. 898 00:43:17,636 --> 00:43:18,762 [Rosie] That is a shame. 899 00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:20,931 That's a real shame, but you know what, honey? 900 00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:23,350 Not everybody understands what these pageants are all about. 901 00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:25,102 - [Bekah] No. - [Rosie] It's their loss. 902 00:43:25,936 --> 00:43:27,563 - Oh, hey, Will. - [Willowdean] Hi. 903 00:43:27,646 --> 00:43:29,189 - You know Bekah. - Hi. 904 00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:30,107 Yeah, of course. 905 00:43:30,190 --> 00:43:31,483 - Hi. - [Bekah] Hi. [laughs] 906 00:43:31,984 --> 00:43:35,195 You know, you are so lucky that your mama is so good at... 907 00:43:35,904 --> 00:43:37,531 - just everything. - Oh... 908 00:43:37,906 --> 00:43:39,116 - Oh, please. - [Bekah laughs] 909 00:43:39,199 --> 00:43:41,827 Dress fits you so well, it barely needs a thing. 910 00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:45,748 Uh, Dumplin', will you please hand me my extra pins over there on the desk? 911 00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:49,501 - [Bekah] Thank you. - [Rosie] Thanks, honey. 912 00:43:49,585 --> 00:43:53,464 Now, you work at Harpy's with Bo Larson, right? 913 00:43:53,964 --> 00:43:55,716 - Uh, yeah. - Yeah? 914 00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:58,969 Okay, so, Bo Larson is this new boy at school. 915 00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:02,806 And he is such a cutie. Am I right? 916 00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:05,643 - Yeah. [laughs] - [Bekah laughs] 917 00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:08,187 [clears throat] Okay, well, bye. 918 00:44:08,270 --> 00:44:09,647 - Bye. - [Rosie] Bye. 919 00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:11,440 [Bekah] I'm gonna ask him to Sadie Hawkins. 920 00:44:11,523 --> 00:44:12,733 - [Rosie] You are? - [Bekah] Yeah. 921 00:44:12,816 --> 00:44:14,818 - [Rosie] That's so exciting. - [Bekah] I'm excited. 922 00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:18,030 [Rosie] Oh, what a lucky boy. I mean, how can he say no to you? 923 00:44:20,199 --> 00:44:21,116 [sighs] 924 00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:27,581 - [phone vibrates] - Oh. 925 00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:31,168 [sighs] 926 00:44:32,002 --> 00:44:32,836 Hello? 927 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,254 I'm at work right now. 928 00:44:34,797 --> 00:44:36,131 Oh. Um... 929 00:44:37,216 --> 00:44:38,050 Okay. 930 00:44:41,261 --> 00:44:44,765 [inhales] Elle, this just feels wrong. Us fighting? 931 00:44:45,015 --> 00:44:46,183 [Ellen] Yes, it does. 932 00:44:46,975 --> 00:44:50,896 And so does rejecting people for things they can't change. 933 00:44:51,313 --> 00:44:52,147 Elle Belle? 934 00:44:52,606 --> 00:44:55,567 Can you come help me in the back with something? Thanks. 935 00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:56,610 I have to go. 936 00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:02,491 [sniffles] 937 00:45:03,659 --> 00:45:04,576 [phone thuds] 938 00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:06,286 ["Dumb Blonde" plays] 939 00:45:06,954 --> 00:45:07,996 [sighs] 940 00:45:14,253 --> 00:45:16,296 [inhales and exhales deeply] 941 00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:31,687 ♪ Don't try to cry ♪ 942 00:45:31,770 --> 00:45:32,896 [girls giggle] 943 00:45:33,856 --> 00:45:36,775 ♪ Your way out of this ♪ 944 00:45:36,859 --> 00:45:39,194 ♪ Don't try to lie ♪ 945 00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:40,279 [laughing] 946 00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:45,284 ♪ Or I'll catch you in it ♪ 947 00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:49,079 ♪ Don't try to make me ♪ 948 00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:54,752 ♪ Feel sorry for you ♪ 949 00:45:54,835 --> 00:45:56,920 ♪ Just because I'm blonde-- ♪ 950 00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:58,630 [gasps] 951 00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:16,667 [exhales] 952 00:47:18,168 --> 00:47:20,128 Should I invite the weirdos? 953 00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:32,224 This feels so exciting and dangerous. 954 00:47:32,307 --> 00:47:36,395 Nothing within 100 miles of Clover City warrants that type of enthusiasm. 955 00:47:38,438 --> 00:47:39,731 What is this place? 956 00:47:39,815 --> 00:47:42,276 I'm gonna be honest, I've never done anything like this before. 957 00:47:42,359 --> 00:47:43,193 Really? 958 00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:48,073 - [men chatting indistinctly] - [Millie] Should we go in? 959 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:49,658 [Willowdean] Um... 960 00:47:50,117 --> 00:47:52,244 Sh-- should we count to three? 961 00:47:52,786 --> 00:47:53,745 Okay. 962 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:55,998 One... 963 00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:57,791 - Two-- - Three. 964 00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:00,878 Ohh, what are we doing? 965 00:48:00,961 --> 00:48:01,962 I don't know. 966 00:48:02,462 --> 00:48:03,797 [country music plays] 967 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:04,965 IDs. 968 00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:07,926 No wonder your Aunt Lucy never took you here. 969 00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:08,927 It's a bar. 970 00:48:09,011 --> 00:48:10,262 Hey, hey. Lucy who? 971 00:48:10,804 --> 00:48:11,638 Uh... 972 00:48:11,972 --> 00:48:13,432 Lucy Dickson. 973 00:48:13,515 --> 00:48:15,684 Oh, I knew Lucy real well. 974 00:48:16,143 --> 00:48:18,186 She's... she's good people. 975 00:48:19,813 --> 00:48:20,772 Come on in. 976 00:48:24,276 --> 00:48:26,737 ♪ Keep on dancing on Dixie Avenue ♪ 977 00:48:26,820 --> 00:48:28,322 [men laughing] 978 00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:30,908 [man] Got another round here for you. 979 00:48:30,991 --> 00:48:33,911 [man 2] What the hell? What the heck are they doing here? 980 00:48:33,994 --> 00:48:36,455 [man 3] I don't know. Hey, Bobby, those your kids? 981 00:48:36,955 --> 00:48:38,081 [Bobby] I'm not sure. 982 00:48:38,165 --> 00:48:39,374 [men laugh] 983 00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:41,418 We got a table for you right over here. 984 00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:47,758 [man] Where are you goin'? 985 00:48:49,134 --> 00:48:50,636 [billiard balls clatter] 986 00:48:53,221 --> 00:48:54,097 Step to it. 987 00:48:54,181 --> 00:48:55,098 My dear. 988 00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:57,851 Okay, now, I don't want to see you at the bar. 989 00:49:03,857 --> 00:49:07,277 [man] All right, bikers, cowboys, and cowgirls. 990 00:49:07,361 --> 00:49:08,779 Holster your guns 991 00:49:09,363 --> 00:49:13,408 and put your hands together for our first Dolly of the night. 992 00:49:13,492 --> 00:49:15,577 [cheers, applause, and whistling] 993 00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:19,456 ♪ I can see you're disappointed ♪ 994 00:49:19,998 --> 00:49:21,166 ♪ By the way you... ♪ 995 00:49:21,249 --> 00:49:23,460 [Millie] Willowdean, correct me if I'm wrong, 996 00:49:23,543 --> 00:49:25,587 but that is a man. 997 00:49:26,296 --> 00:49:28,674 A very lovely man, is it not? 998 00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:33,220 Uh-huh. 999 00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:34,554 Yeah. 1000 00:49:34,930 --> 00:49:37,891 ♪ Yes, I've made my mistakes ♪ 1001 00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:42,688 ♪ But listen and understand ♪ 1002 00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:47,734 ♪ My mistakes are no worse than yours ♪ 1003 00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:51,738 - ♪ Just because I'm a woman ♪ - [girls giggle] 1004 00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:53,323 [cheers, applause, and whistling] 1005 00:49:53,407 --> 00:49:54,825 ♪ Two doors down ♪ 1006 00:49:54,908 --> 00:49:58,245 ♪ They're laughing and drinking And having a party ♪ 1007 00:49:58,537 --> 00:50:02,499 ♪ Two doors down We're not aware that they're around ♪ 1008 00:50:02,874 --> 00:50:04,751 I'm almost impressed. 1009 00:50:05,043 --> 00:50:07,087 ♪ Oh, two doors down ♪ 1010 00:50:07,921 --> 00:50:10,048 ♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh ♪ 1011 00:50:10,382 --> 00:50:12,092 ♪ Two doors down ♪ 1012 00:50:13,051 --> 00:50:15,220 ♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh ♪ 1013 00:50:15,303 --> 00:50:17,222 ♪ Two doors down ♪ 1014 00:50:17,681 --> 00:50:18,849 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 1015 00:50:18,932 --> 00:50:20,350 He is gorgeous. 1016 00:50:20,434 --> 00:50:21,893 ♪ Two doors down ♪ 1017 00:50:22,477 --> 00:50:24,688 [cheers, applause, and whistling] 1018 00:50:25,063 --> 00:50:27,190 [cheering] 1019 00:50:27,733 --> 00:50:28,692 Oh, what the fuck. 1020 00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:32,904 - Fudge. I meant fudge. - Well, thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 1021 00:50:32,988 --> 00:50:36,616 The gods of the wigs have smiled upon us this evening. 1022 00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:38,618 Back by popular demand, 1023 00:50:38,702 --> 00:50:41,913 by some miraculous arrangement, 1024 00:50:41,997 --> 00:50:44,875 please put those acrylics together and help us welcome 1025 00:50:44,958 --> 00:50:47,461 Miss Rhea Ranged. 1026 00:50:47,544 --> 00:50:48,628 [cheers and applause] 1027 00:50:48,712 --> 00:50:50,088 Hi, y'all. 1028 00:50:51,923 --> 00:50:54,885 Now, y'all know what Dolly said. 1029 00:50:55,343 --> 00:50:58,680 "It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise..." 1030 00:50:58,764 --> 00:51:00,891 [all] "I'd be a drag queen." 1031 00:51:00,974 --> 00:51:01,808 [Rhea] Mm-hmm. 1032 00:51:01,892 --> 00:51:03,769 Y'all are mind readers. 1033 00:51:03,852 --> 00:51:04,978 [cheers and applause] 1034 00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:06,313 [Rhea] Ooh. 1035 00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:08,690 It's good to be home. 1036 00:51:08,774 --> 00:51:10,192 - Good to have you back. - Thank you. 1037 00:51:10,275 --> 00:51:12,611 - [man 1] Love you, Dolly. - Thank you for missing me. 1038 00:51:12,694 --> 00:51:15,530 - It can get lonely out there on the road. - [man 2] Get on up there, honey! 1039 00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:17,991 - ♪ Jolene, Jolene ♪ - [cheers and applause] 1040 00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:21,078 ♪ Jolene, Jolene ♪ 1041 00:51:21,161 --> 00:51:22,412 This is my favorite song. 1042 00:51:22,496 --> 00:51:25,791 ♪ I'm begging of you Please don't take my man ♪ 1043 00:51:27,834 --> 00:51:29,586 ♪ Jolene, Jolene ♪ 1044 00:51:30,045 --> 00:51:33,298 ♪ Jolene, Jolene ♪ 1045 00:51:33,381 --> 00:51:38,678 ♪ Please don't take him Just because you can ♪ 1046 00:51:38,762 --> 00:51:39,846 [tempo increases] 1047 00:51:39,930 --> 00:51:41,807 - ♪ Your beauty is beyond compare ♪ - [cheering] 1048 00:51:41,890 --> 00:51:43,475 ♪ With flaming locks of auburn hair ♪ 1049 00:51:43,558 --> 00:51:46,937 ♪ And I cannot compete with you, Jolene ♪ 1050 00:51:47,020 --> 00:51:48,939 [cheering] 1051 00:51:49,397 --> 00:51:51,108 ♪ Jolene, Jolene ♪ 1052 00:51:51,358 --> 00:51:54,194 ♪ Jolene, Jolene ♪ 1053 00:51:54,486 --> 00:51:59,407 ♪ Please don't take him Just because you can ♪ 1054 00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:03,370 [cheering] 1055 00:52:19,052 --> 00:52:20,804 ♪ Jolene, Jolene ♪ 1056 00:52:20,887 --> 00:52:26,309 ♪ Jolene, Jolene ♪ 1057 00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:31,189 [cheering] 1058 00:52:38,655 --> 00:52:41,158 - That was not what I expected. - No, I just didn't want it to end. 1059 00:52:41,241 --> 00:52:43,243 Well, hello, ladies. What did you think of the show? 1060 00:52:43,326 --> 00:52:45,453 I am feeling feelings I've never felt before. 1061 00:52:45,537 --> 00:52:48,123 - This place'll do that to you, trust me. - That was amazing. 1062 00:52:48,206 --> 00:52:50,834 Now, if you have a little minute, there's somebody backstage 1063 00:52:50,917 --> 00:52:52,169 that'd like to say hello to you. 1064 00:52:53,461 --> 00:52:54,880 We'll meet you in the van. 1065 00:52:54,963 --> 00:52:57,132 - Okay. - All right, then. Come on. 1066 00:52:57,674 --> 00:52:58,675 Come on in. 1067 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:01,761 [Willowdean laughs] 1068 00:53:03,930 --> 00:53:05,974 [Lee inhales deeply, sighs] 1069 00:53:06,516 --> 00:53:07,392 Lee. 1070 00:53:08,518 --> 00:53:09,436 Yeah. 1071 00:53:11,855 --> 00:53:12,772 Child. 1072 00:53:13,982 --> 00:53:16,568 When I saw you out in that audience, 1073 00:53:16,651 --> 00:53:20,697 I thought I was looking at the ghost of Lucy Dickson. 1074 00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:22,908 Bless her soul. 1075 00:53:22,991 --> 00:53:24,117 Oh. 1076 00:53:24,618 --> 00:53:27,162 [Willowdean sniffles] I can't believe you knew her. 1077 00:53:27,245 --> 00:53:31,166 Oh, baby, your Lucy was a beauty. 1078 00:53:31,249 --> 00:53:32,667 Inside and out. 1079 00:53:33,919 --> 00:53:36,254 - I cannot get over the resemblance. - I know! 1080 00:53:36,338 --> 00:53:38,173 - [Lee] Genetics, right? - [Dale] Uh-huh. 1081 00:53:38,256 --> 00:53:40,717 You can run, but you can't hide. [laughs] 1082 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:43,136 - I got my daddy's nose to prove it. - [both laugh] 1083 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:44,888 - Come sit down. I got it, Dale. - You got it. 1084 00:53:44,971 --> 00:53:45,805 [door closes] 1085 00:53:45,889 --> 00:53:47,807 It's just not the same around here without her. 1086 00:53:49,142 --> 00:53:49,976 Ooh. 1087 00:53:50,435 --> 00:53:52,812 So what brought you all the way out here, sugar? 1088 00:53:54,314 --> 00:53:57,817 I think I came here tonight to somehow try and feel closer to her. 1089 00:53:58,944 --> 00:54:01,154 She used to help me think through everything. 1090 00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:05,408 And now I've got myself into something and... 1091 00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:07,786 It was for her, really. 1092 00:54:09,454 --> 00:54:11,331 But now I don't know what I'm doing. 1093 00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:13,541 Oh, it's okay. 1094 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,670 I just wish I could talk to her. 1095 00:54:16,753 --> 00:54:19,005 I do too, sugar. I do, too. 1096 00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:22,133 You know... 1097 00:54:23,176 --> 00:54:26,680 I would never have gotten up on that stage if it weren't for your Lucy. 1098 00:54:27,389 --> 00:54:29,557 She somehow knew that's where I belonged. 1099 00:54:30,350 --> 00:54:31,685 She knew it before I did. 1100 00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:38,108 I bet you already know what she would say. 1101 00:54:38,191 --> 00:54:39,109 We both do. 1102 00:54:39,901 --> 00:54:41,695 "Go big or go home, 1103 00:54:41,778 --> 00:54:43,655 but either way, do it in a... 1104 00:54:43,738 --> 00:54:45,031 [both] "Red pair of shoes." 1105 00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:46,324 [Lee laughs] 1106 00:54:50,078 --> 00:54:51,830 Now, you know, in all fairness, 1107 00:54:52,455 --> 00:54:54,374 it took Lucy a while to get all the way there, 1108 00:54:54,457 --> 00:54:56,001 just like it does the rest of us. 1109 00:54:56,334 --> 00:54:57,711 You know that Dolly saying, 1110 00:54:59,045 --> 00:55:01,673 "Figure out who you are and do it on purpose." 1111 00:55:04,259 --> 00:55:06,511 Now imagine if you just jump right in it. 1112 00:55:07,220 --> 00:55:08,972 Ten giant steps forward. 1113 00:55:09,472 --> 00:55:10,473 "Mother, may I?" 1114 00:55:10,890 --> 00:55:11,766 "Yes." 1115 00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:13,935 "Yes, you may." 1116 00:55:19,566 --> 00:55:21,860 We are always here for you, sugar plum. 1117 00:55:23,069 --> 00:55:23,903 Okay? 1118 00:55:25,947 --> 00:55:26,990 Thank you. 1119 00:55:28,491 --> 00:55:30,118 Look at that face. 1120 00:55:30,201 --> 00:55:31,745 [laughs] 1121 00:55:32,704 --> 00:55:34,122 So beautiful. 1122 00:55:35,623 --> 00:55:36,499 Oh. 1123 00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:38,918 I listen to a lot of contemporary Christian music 1124 00:55:39,002 --> 00:55:40,337 like Hillsong. 1125 00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:42,130 - What do you listen to? - Metal. 1126 00:55:42,213 --> 00:55:43,631 Oh, there she is. 1127 00:55:48,636 --> 00:55:51,389 - You got big red lips on your forehead. - [Willowdean chuckles] 1128 00:55:51,473 --> 00:55:52,974 What happened in there? 1129 00:55:54,642 --> 00:55:56,144 I heard Lucy's voice. 1130 00:55:58,480 --> 00:55:59,522 Okay. 1131 00:55:59,606 --> 00:56:00,774 - [laughs] - [engine turns over] 1132 00:56:00,857 --> 00:56:02,609 You know she has a cassette player? 1133 00:56:03,651 --> 00:56:06,654 [Millie] Why don't you guys come over to my house for a sleepover to practice? 1134 00:56:06,738 --> 00:56:08,823 - [Hannah] That's so weird. - [Millie] Why's that weird? 1135 00:56:09,407 --> 00:56:10,450 Ladies. 1136 00:56:10,533 --> 00:56:11,743 Just a reminder, 1137 00:56:11,826 --> 00:56:14,913 final approval for talent costumes and formal wear 1138 00:56:15,288 --> 00:56:18,500 will need to be approved by us or me. 1139 00:56:18,583 --> 00:56:22,962 And any changes beyond minor modifications thereafter 1140 00:56:23,046 --> 00:56:26,299 will result in immediate disqualification. 1141 00:56:26,883 --> 00:56:30,136 So save the surprises for the audience, not for the judges. 1142 00:56:30,678 --> 00:56:33,640 All right, up first we've got Millie Michaelchicks. 1143 00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:35,809 Michaelchucks? 1144 00:56:36,267 --> 00:56:38,395 - Mitchellchuck. - Mitchellchuck! 1145 00:56:39,479 --> 00:56:40,522 [Millie] One, two... 1146 00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:44,692 ♪ He is high and mighty ♪ 1147 00:56:44,859 --> 00:56:47,237 ♪ Ooh, mighty is his power ♪ 1148 00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:48,613 ♪ Mighty is his love ♪ 1149 00:56:48,696 --> 00:56:52,117 ♪ He is there with the answers Let us lift him up ♪ 1150 00:56:52,742 --> 00:56:53,868 [applause] 1151 00:56:55,745 --> 00:56:57,705 All right, um... approved. 1152 00:56:57,789 --> 00:56:59,707 I would just say keep working on it. 1153 00:56:59,791 --> 00:57:01,876 Maybe fine-tune it a little bit. 1154 00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:03,336 Thank you. 1155 00:57:03,837 --> 00:57:04,671 Next. 1156 00:57:04,754 --> 00:57:07,340 ♪ Hey there, cowboy ♪ 1157 00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:08,425 Look at that. 1158 00:57:08,883 --> 00:57:10,385 - Wow. - Looks like a cow. 1159 00:57:10,468 --> 00:57:11,511 [yodeling] 1160 00:57:18,685 --> 00:57:22,188 Keeping the tradition alive, bless your heart. 1161 00:57:22,272 --> 00:57:23,982 Approved, approved. 1162 00:57:24,065 --> 00:57:25,775 Up next, Hannah Perez. 1163 00:57:27,819 --> 00:57:28,987 Oh, God. 1164 00:57:30,363 --> 00:57:33,616 Hey, hey, ho, ho, patriarchy has got to go! 1165 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:37,370 Hey, hey, ho, ho, patriarchy has got to go! 1166 00:57:42,625 --> 00:57:44,169 I'm... I mean, is that it? 1167 00:57:44,878 --> 00:57:46,546 No... no music? 1168 00:57:46,629 --> 00:57:50,592 Well, I... I can't approve that because, technically, that's not a talent. 1169 00:57:56,764 --> 00:57:58,099 Next up, Bekah Colter. 1170 00:57:58,641 --> 00:57:59,851 [marching music plays] 1171 00:58:07,650 --> 00:58:08,485 Ow. 1172 00:58:12,530 --> 00:58:13,823 Can I try one more time? 1173 00:58:16,868 --> 00:58:17,827 Whoo! 1174 00:58:19,829 --> 00:58:20,830 [Hannah grunts] 1175 00:58:26,127 --> 00:58:28,213 - No, no. Stop it. - [Hannah grunts] 1176 00:58:29,380 --> 00:58:30,798 Approved. 1177 00:58:30,882 --> 00:58:32,592 Okay, approved. 1178 00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:34,260 Approved. 1179 00:58:36,429 --> 00:58:37,472 Approved. 1180 00:58:38,223 --> 00:58:39,057 Oh, sorry. 1181 00:58:39,390 --> 00:58:41,976 I won with that back in '91. I got so excited. 1182 00:58:42,352 --> 00:58:43,269 So good. 1183 00:58:44,437 --> 00:58:46,981 All right, last up, Willowdean Dickson. 1184 00:58:49,234 --> 00:58:50,151 [Willowdean] Mmm. 1185 00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:55,490 [Millie whispers] You're gonna crush it. 1186 00:59:01,329 --> 00:59:03,665 [inhales deeply, exhales] 1187 00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:05,667 Okay. 1188 00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:06,584 [clears throat] 1189 00:59:07,001 --> 00:59:07,835 [exhales] 1190 00:59:08,419 --> 00:59:09,796 In my hand here, 1191 00:59:10,255 --> 00:59:14,467 I have a regular glass bottle, which I drank out of earlier today. 1192 00:59:14,884 --> 00:59:15,927 [girls giggle] 1193 00:59:16,261 --> 00:59:19,973 And in this hand, I have a regular quarter. 1194 00:59:21,432 --> 00:59:22,350 See? 1195 00:59:23,142 --> 00:59:24,936 Now, I will magically... 1196 00:59:25,353 --> 00:59:29,023 attempt to get the quarter through the bottle. 1197 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:30,942 Okay. [clears throat] 1198 00:59:31,025 --> 00:59:32,151 - [applause] - Thank you. 1199 00:59:32,694 --> 00:59:33,695 Here we go. 1200 00:59:35,029 --> 00:59:36,072 [glass clinks] 1201 00:59:36,155 --> 00:59:37,115 [soft chuckle] 1202 00:59:37,198 --> 00:59:38,032 [glass clinks] 1203 00:59:39,659 --> 00:59:40,493 [inhales] 1204 00:59:40,577 --> 00:59:41,411 [glass clinks] 1205 00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:48,751 [glass clinks, coin clatters] 1206 00:59:48,835 --> 00:59:50,128 To the left. 1207 00:59:54,048 --> 00:59:54,924 [clears throat] 1208 00:59:55,633 --> 00:59:56,467 [sighs] 1209 00:59:57,260 --> 00:59:58,928 [glass clinking] 1210 01:00:03,474 --> 01:00:04,684 [coin rattles in bottle] 1211 01:00:05,518 --> 01:00:06,352 Ta-da. 1212 01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:08,187 [applause] 1213 01:00:11,149 --> 01:00:12,650 [coin rattles] 1214 01:00:13,067 --> 01:00:15,236 [Rosie] Is there anything you'd like to say? 1215 01:00:15,737 --> 01:00:16,779 I'll practice more. 1216 01:00:18,072 --> 01:00:18,948 Promise. 1217 01:00:26,372 --> 01:00:27,206 Approved. 1218 01:00:27,749 --> 01:00:30,126 Based solely on that assurance. 1219 01:00:30,209 --> 01:00:31,252 [applause] 1220 01:00:33,963 --> 01:00:35,381 [coin rattles] 1221 01:00:39,135 --> 01:00:42,430 Well, that certainly was a surprise, 1222 01:00:42,805 --> 01:00:45,767 and the one free pass you were not supposed to get from me. 1223 01:00:46,142 --> 01:00:47,935 [Willowdean] I don't want to talk about it. 1224 01:00:48,728 --> 01:00:51,731 Dumplin', I don't understand. Why are you doing this? 1225 01:00:51,814 --> 01:00:55,610 - You know, there's no shame in quitting. - [Willowdean] Thanks for the support, Mom. 1226 01:00:56,110 --> 01:00:58,071 [door opens, slams shut] 1227 01:00:58,780 --> 01:00:59,656 [sighs] 1228 01:01:17,382 --> 01:01:18,216 [sighs] 1229 01:01:18,299 --> 01:01:22,595 ♪ I want to be the girl in the movies ♪ 1230 01:01:23,137 --> 01:01:26,599 ♪ The one with the glint in her eyes ♪ 1231 01:01:27,141 --> 01:01:30,436 ♪ The girl that seldom loses ♪ 1232 01:01:30,895 --> 01:01:34,649 ♪ Beautiful with grace and style ♪ 1233 01:01:34,899 --> 01:01:37,110 ♪ Acting out her story ♪ 1234 01:01:38,653 --> 01:01:41,114 ♪ Standing in her glory ♪ 1235 01:01:43,825 --> 01:01:45,118 Table nine needs waters. 1236 01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:54,293 [girls giggling and chattering] 1237 01:01:54,669 --> 01:01:56,295 I think so. Maybe. 1238 01:01:56,921 --> 01:01:57,755 Oh, hey. 1239 01:01:58,798 --> 01:01:59,716 Hi. 1240 01:01:59,799 --> 01:02:01,759 Am I gonna see you at pageant practice today? 1241 01:02:02,677 --> 01:02:03,511 Um... 1242 01:02:04,053 --> 01:02:05,263 No, I got to work. 1243 01:02:06,347 --> 01:02:07,724 - [Bekah] Hi, Bo. - [Bo] Hey. 1244 01:02:07,807 --> 01:02:09,434 - [Bekah giggles] - Hungry? 1245 01:02:09,517 --> 01:02:12,520 - Yeah. What do you recommend? - [boy 1] She's the one who did the magic. 1246 01:02:12,603 --> 01:02:14,105 [boy 2] That's right, she was. 1247 01:02:14,188 --> 01:02:15,148 [bell dings] 1248 01:02:16,149 --> 01:02:17,984 - I have to get that. - [girl] Okay. 1249 01:02:19,068 --> 01:02:21,779 - [boy] She's that magic... - I need... I'll be back in a minute. 1250 01:02:21,863 --> 01:02:23,364 Have you guys decided what you want? 1251 01:02:27,869 --> 01:02:28,703 [sighs] 1252 01:02:35,209 --> 01:02:36,085 [sighs] 1253 01:02:37,253 --> 01:02:38,254 Everything okay? 1254 01:02:43,551 --> 01:02:44,427 Yeah. 1255 01:02:48,181 --> 01:02:49,307 I think that's the first time 1256 01:02:49,390 --> 01:02:51,684 I've ever heard you give a one-word answer to anything. 1257 01:02:53,102 --> 01:02:53,978 [Willowdean] Mmm. 1258 01:02:54,687 --> 01:02:56,105 All right, look. 1259 01:02:57,273 --> 01:02:59,859 You've been kind of hard to pin down, so I'm just gonna tell you. 1260 01:03:01,819 --> 01:03:02,820 I like you, Will. 1261 01:03:06,491 --> 01:03:07,325 Why? 1262 01:03:09,035 --> 01:03:10,036 Why what? 1263 01:03:10,995 --> 01:03:11,913 What about Bekah? 1264 01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:14,123 Bekah? 1265 01:03:15,124 --> 01:03:16,000 What about Bekah? 1266 01:03:16,083 --> 01:03:17,960 She asked me to a dance? That's it. 1267 01:03:18,044 --> 01:03:20,296 And I didn't go. I don't like Bekah like that. 1268 01:03:20,671 --> 01:03:21,547 I don't... 1269 01:03:21,839 --> 01:03:23,257 I-I don't understand. 1270 01:03:24,342 --> 01:03:25,176 Well... 1271 01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:27,261 - It's pretty simple. - No. 1272 01:03:27,345 --> 01:03:29,222 No, it's not, 'cause you and I... 1273 01:03:29,430 --> 01:03:31,808 we don't work together in the real world, Bo. 1274 01:03:31,891 --> 01:03:34,143 You're supposed to be with someone like Bekah. 1275 01:03:35,102 --> 01:03:36,687 What are you talking about? 1276 01:03:36,771 --> 01:03:37,814 Oh, my God. 1277 01:03:38,397 --> 01:03:40,233 I'm talking about this. 1278 01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:43,069 How are you missing this? 1279 01:03:43,152 --> 01:03:45,822 Do you not know what it would be like to be with me? 1280 01:03:45,905 --> 01:03:48,407 Never took you for the type that cares much what people think. 1281 01:03:48,491 --> 01:03:49,492 I can't, Bo. 1282 01:03:50,326 --> 01:03:52,703 - And that might make me a coward, but I-- - It does. 1283 01:03:55,581 --> 01:03:56,749 Willowdean Dickson. 1284 01:03:58,334 --> 01:03:59,710 I think you're beautiful. 1285 01:04:01,587 --> 01:04:05,383 To hell with anyone else who's ever made you feel less than that. 1286 01:04:13,224 --> 01:04:15,184 Doesn't really matter what I think, does it? 1287 01:04:26,737 --> 01:04:27,572 [sighs] 1288 01:04:29,782 --> 01:04:30,616 Mmm. 1289 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:31,701 [Lee] A little more. 1290 01:04:32,285 --> 01:04:34,036 Yeah. Let's try it again. Come on, come on. 1291 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,289 - Let's try it one more time. - Okay. Okay. Okay. 1292 01:04:36,372 --> 01:04:38,833 One foot in front of the other sets the ocean in motion. 1293 01:04:38,916 --> 01:04:40,668 [on recorder] Hey, it's Will. Leave a message. 1294 01:04:40,751 --> 01:04:41,919 There you go, girl. That's it. 1295 01:04:42,336 --> 01:04:43,588 [Hannah] Where are you? 1296 01:04:43,671 --> 01:04:45,256 You told us to meet you here. 1297 01:04:46,048 --> 01:04:47,466 Answer your damn phone. 1298 01:04:48,384 --> 01:04:49,218 [sighs] 1299 01:04:50,928 --> 01:04:52,305 [phone vibrates] 1300 01:04:56,309 --> 01:04:57,810 [sighs, sniffles] 1301 01:05:10,865 --> 01:05:11,699 [sighs] 1302 01:05:14,493 --> 01:05:15,786 [panting] 1303 01:05:30,968 --> 01:05:33,012 [shaky breathing] 1304 01:06:05,586 --> 01:06:07,088 ["Here You Come Again" plays] 1305 01:06:18,182 --> 01:06:21,018 ♪ Here you come again ♪ 1306 01:06:23,229 --> 01:06:28,567 ♪ Just when I am about to make it work Without you ♪ 1307 01:06:28,651 --> 01:06:30,569 [shaky breathing] 1308 01:06:41,872 --> 01:06:42,915 [sobbing] 1309 01:06:47,586 --> 01:06:49,797 ♪ All you gotta do ♪ 1310 01:06:50,256 --> 01:06:53,009 ♪ Is smile that smile ♪ 1311 01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:58,347 ♪ And there go all my grimaces ♪ 1312 01:06:58,723 --> 01:07:01,434 ♪ Just leave it up to you ♪ 1313 01:07:01,517 --> 01:07:04,603 ♪ And in a little while ♪ 1314 01:07:05,104 --> 01:07:07,690 ♪ You're messing up my mind ♪ 1315 01:07:07,898 --> 01:07:10,860 ♪ And filling up my senses ♪ 1316 01:07:10,943 --> 01:07:12,278 [Lucy] Willowdean, wake up. 1317 01:07:13,279 --> 01:07:14,405 Willowdean... 1318 01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:21,370 [sighs] 1319 01:07:21,454 --> 01:07:22,288 [groans] 1320 01:07:26,751 --> 01:07:27,585 [groans] 1321 01:07:33,966 --> 01:07:35,092 [metal clinks] 1322 01:08:08,042 --> 01:08:09,752 [line trilling] 1323 01:08:11,295 --> 01:08:12,338 [Hannah] 'Bout time. 1324 01:08:13,255 --> 01:08:14,298 I'm not prepared. 1325 01:08:14,632 --> 01:08:15,966 [Hannah] We have ten days. 1326 01:08:16,509 --> 01:08:18,427 This is gonna be a total disaster. 1327 01:08:18,761 --> 01:08:20,387 [Hannah] I'm kind of counting on it. 1328 01:08:25,226 --> 01:08:26,769 ["Better Get to Livin'" plays] 1329 01:08:48,207 --> 01:08:50,417 Welcome back to The Hideaway, girls. 1330 01:08:54,046 --> 01:08:55,631 We'll find something else here. 1331 01:08:55,714 --> 01:08:57,466 All right, my little ladybugs, 1332 01:08:57,550 --> 01:09:00,553 are you ready to find out what it takes to be a real pageant queen? 1333 01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:05,641 - It's just a muumuu, right? - Would you put those down? 1334 01:09:05,724 --> 01:09:07,101 This muumuu has a slit. 1335 01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:13,899 ♪ People always coming up to me And asking... ♪ 1336 01:09:13,983 --> 01:09:16,569 Oh, yes. Yes. 1337 01:09:19,446 --> 01:09:20,656 Yes. 1338 01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:22,867 Fashion diva, no. 1339 01:09:22,950 --> 01:09:24,076 What about these? 1340 01:09:26,036 --> 01:09:26,871 No. 1341 01:09:27,913 --> 01:09:29,165 If you're gonna do it... 1342 01:09:29,582 --> 01:09:32,459 you do it in a red pair of shoes. 1343 01:09:33,794 --> 01:09:38,007 ♪ To offer up a few words of advice ♪ 1344 01:09:38,299 --> 01:09:40,801 ♪ You better get to livin', givin' ♪ 1345 01:09:40,885 --> 01:09:42,011 I love it! 1346 01:09:42,636 --> 01:09:44,346 - Don't smile, you'll get wrinkles. - Ew. 1347 01:09:45,806 --> 01:09:47,975 Whoo, girlfriend. [laughs] 1348 01:09:48,058 --> 01:09:50,561 ♪ You better get to knowin', showin' ♪ 1349 01:09:51,103 --> 01:09:52,271 Yes! 1350 01:09:54,106 --> 01:09:57,026 ♪ Just a word unto the wise ♪ 1351 01:09:57,484 --> 01:09:58,569 [Lee] Strike a pose. 1352 01:09:58,652 --> 01:10:00,154 [laughing] 1353 01:10:00,237 --> 01:10:01,071 [Lee] Girl. 1354 01:10:01,405 --> 01:10:03,073 Oh, wow. 1355 01:10:03,949 --> 01:10:05,284 That's awesome. 1356 01:10:05,367 --> 01:10:07,411 ♪ He's high and mighty ♪ 1357 01:10:07,745 --> 01:10:08,746 I like those. 1358 01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:11,624 Remember that all things are not as they seem. 1359 01:10:12,291 --> 01:10:13,292 And pull. 1360 01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:15,252 Pull. 1361 01:10:15,336 --> 01:10:17,004 Don't be afraid of it. There you go. 1362 01:10:17,087 --> 01:10:19,548 - It's all right, it gets stuck sometimes. - [gasps] 1363 01:10:19,757 --> 01:10:22,676 - [laughs] - And that's why we can't have nice things. 1364 01:10:25,930 --> 01:10:26,889 Okay. 1365 01:10:27,556 --> 01:10:29,058 - No, it's not okay. - Okay. 1366 01:10:29,141 --> 01:10:32,311 Number one, chin up. Ain't nothing down there but just a penny. 1367 01:10:32,394 --> 01:10:34,813 One, two, three, slap your skirt. 1368 01:10:34,897 --> 01:10:36,065 - Yes, queen. - Slap. 1369 01:10:36,148 --> 01:10:37,358 My mom is gonna hate it. 1370 01:10:37,441 --> 01:10:38,359 [laughter] 1371 01:10:38,442 --> 01:10:40,736 One, two, yes, girls. 1372 01:10:40,819 --> 01:10:42,529 Five, six, seven. 1373 01:10:42,613 --> 01:10:44,406 You gonna work on it. Yes, girl. 1374 01:10:44,490 --> 01:10:46,367 - I have a suggestion. - Oh, come on. Come on. 1375 01:10:46,450 --> 01:10:49,787 If you shake your ta-tas, you will hear the ra-ras, okay? 1376 01:10:49,870 --> 01:10:53,249 So just add some to it. Hey, like this. [laughs] 1377 01:10:54,833 --> 01:10:56,126 Hey, be careful now. 1378 01:10:56,210 --> 01:10:59,380 Two, three, four, five, six. Go, girl! 1379 01:10:59,797 --> 01:11:00,631 Rock... 1380 01:11:00,714 --> 01:11:01,757 that... 1381 01:11:02,341 --> 01:11:03,300 auditorium. 1382 01:11:05,427 --> 01:11:07,930 So, what do you see for me? 1383 01:11:09,390 --> 01:11:10,933 I see a fitted bodice. 1384 01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:13,644 Sequins flowing down to the ground. 1385 01:11:14,353 --> 01:11:19,608 As you walk, a feathered collar is lifted by a mystical breeze. 1386 01:11:21,735 --> 01:11:23,862 You got to see it in here first, baby girl. 1387 01:11:26,073 --> 01:11:26,949 Here. 1388 01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:30,494 Okay. 1389 01:11:30,577 --> 01:11:33,539 ♪ Get to livin' ♪ 1390 01:11:35,457 --> 01:11:39,128 [Rosie] Willowdean, rise and shine. Today is the big day. 1391 01:11:39,753 --> 01:11:40,838 - [Willowdean groans] - Okay. 1392 01:12:13,662 --> 01:12:14,705 [Millie] You're late. 1393 01:12:14,788 --> 01:12:17,207 Well, I told Lee I needed my wardrobe by noon, 1394 01:12:17,291 --> 01:12:20,753 and he said, "I'm a designer, sugar plum, not a magician." 1395 01:12:20,836 --> 01:12:23,172 But everybody's been approved except for you. 1396 01:12:23,672 --> 01:12:25,215 I had to bring backups. 1397 01:12:25,632 --> 01:12:27,426 Okay, so, remember, 1398 01:12:27,843 --> 01:12:30,846 speak clearly 'cause you never get a second chance at a first impression. 1399 01:12:30,929 --> 01:12:33,515 Be brief 'cause it shows a sign of confidence. 1400 01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:36,477 And avoid using "like" and "um" 'cause it makes us sound ignorant. 1401 01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:37,895 And speak from experience 1402 01:12:37,978 --> 01:12:40,356 'cause it shows you've lived a life worth paying attention to. 1403 01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:42,608 - [Hannah groans] - Those are all Rosie-isms. 1404 01:12:43,192 --> 01:12:45,694 Oh, public speaking makes me want to barf. 1405 01:12:46,070 --> 01:12:46,904 Okay. 1406 01:12:47,237 --> 01:12:48,697 Come on, tough guy. 1407 01:12:48,781 --> 01:12:49,656 [giggling] 1408 01:12:49,740 --> 01:12:50,824 [applause] 1409 01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:52,076 [girl] Yeah! 1410 01:12:54,745 --> 01:12:55,788 Hello? 1411 01:12:56,163 --> 01:13:00,876 Good morning, girls, and welcome to the preliminary event. 1412 01:13:01,418 --> 01:13:06,215 I would like to introduce to you your esteemed panel of judges. 1413 01:13:06,298 --> 01:13:10,177 Miss Tabitha Herrera from Tabitha Salons, 1414 01:13:10,260 --> 01:13:13,055 - elevating hair for over two decades. - [applause] 1415 01:13:14,181 --> 01:13:16,100 And Mr. Clay Dooley 1416 01:13:16,183 --> 01:13:17,684 of Clay Dooley Chevy, 1417 01:13:17,768 --> 01:13:19,895 where value meets quality. 1418 01:13:20,145 --> 01:13:21,605 [applause] 1419 01:13:21,688 --> 01:13:23,357 And Burgundy Herrer. 1420 01:13:23,440 --> 01:13:26,193 Once a Miss Teen herself, 1421 01:13:26,276 --> 01:13:29,655 who now graces the halls of Century 21. 1422 01:13:29,738 --> 01:13:30,823 [applause] 1423 01:13:33,117 --> 01:13:36,370 So I will hand it over now to our judges 1424 01:13:36,453 --> 01:13:40,958 who will be randomly selecting names and questions for our contestants. 1425 01:13:41,458 --> 01:13:42,334 Thank you. 1426 01:13:42,418 --> 01:13:43,544 [applause] 1427 01:13:46,547 --> 01:13:48,382 Miss Willowdean Dickson. 1428 01:13:51,176 --> 01:13:52,719 [sniffles, clears throat] 1429 01:13:52,803 --> 01:13:54,388 [Millie whispers] You got this. 1430 01:13:56,223 --> 01:13:57,266 [sighs] Okay. 1431 01:13:58,058 --> 01:13:59,560 [woman speaks indistinctly] 1432 01:14:10,070 --> 01:14:12,281 [Burgundy] Our question for you today is... 1433 01:14:12,865 --> 01:14:15,075 How would you define loyalty? 1434 01:14:18,579 --> 01:14:19,413 Um... 1435 01:14:20,372 --> 01:14:21,540 Loyalty. 1436 01:14:26,837 --> 01:14:29,715 Loyalty means never giving up on someone, 1437 01:14:29,923 --> 01:14:31,800 even through doubts and differences. 1438 01:14:32,217 --> 01:14:33,510 It's a noun... 1439 01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:35,345 with action, 1440 01:14:36,346 --> 01:14:38,307 fueled by shared experiences, 1441 01:14:38,390 --> 01:14:40,392 which are memorable, 1442 01:14:41,018 --> 01:14:42,227 meaningful, 1443 01:14:43,270 --> 01:14:44,480 and irreplaceable. 1444 01:14:47,024 --> 01:14:48,650 But loyalty isn't blind love. 1445 01:14:50,694 --> 01:14:52,404 It shouldn't be taken for granted. 1446 01:14:53,572 --> 01:14:55,491 Loyalty means telling someone 1447 01:14:55,908 --> 01:14:57,993 when they're wrong when no one else will. 1448 01:14:59,453 --> 01:15:02,915 And loyalty means apologizing when you're wrong, 1449 01:15:03,457 --> 01:15:05,751 because of the trust you've built over time. 1450 01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:14,051 Loyalty is true friendship. 1451 01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:21,683 Thank you, Miss Dickson. 1452 01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:24,186 [applause] 1453 01:15:24,269 --> 01:15:26,522 [whistling and cheering] 1454 01:15:27,397 --> 01:15:28,440 [Hannah laughs] 1455 01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:34,238 Ladies, please find the station with your name on it. 1456 01:15:34,821 --> 01:15:37,324 - [Millie] Where's my name, where is it? - Get yourselves settled. 1457 01:15:37,407 --> 01:15:38,408 [Millie] Oh, there it is. 1458 01:15:38,492 --> 01:15:40,410 If you have any questions, I'm here to help. 1459 01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:43,830 [girls chattering] 1460 01:15:45,207 --> 01:15:47,668 [woman] All right, girls. We have the space. 1461 01:15:50,837 --> 01:15:51,922 It's just a word. 1462 01:15:52,548 --> 01:15:55,008 It doesn't mean anything unless you let it, but... 1463 01:15:55,968 --> 01:15:57,719 if it hurts you, it hurts me. 1464 01:15:58,554 --> 01:15:59,596 I'm sorry. 1465 01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:00,639 Me too. 1466 01:16:01,139 --> 01:16:03,684 I was wrong to think you weren't built for the revolution. 1467 01:16:03,767 --> 01:16:04,810 Damn straight. 1468 01:16:04,893 --> 01:16:07,312 This booty can do more damage than you think. 1469 01:16:07,646 --> 01:16:09,273 [laughing] 1470 01:16:13,610 --> 01:16:15,070 I missed you. 1471 01:16:15,153 --> 01:16:16,989 Oh, and I missed you, too. 1472 01:16:17,823 --> 01:16:21,034 I'm sorry. I really do want to stop judging. 1473 01:16:22,035 --> 01:16:24,371 I promise. I just... 1474 01:16:25,664 --> 01:16:27,499 I know everyone has their own story. 1475 01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:29,793 Even Callie. 1476 01:16:30,085 --> 01:16:32,713 And if you guys wanna be friends, I understand-- 1477 01:16:32,796 --> 01:16:34,965 Okay. Willowdean Opal Dickson. 1478 01:16:35,549 --> 01:16:39,136 You are my best friend, and you always will be. 1479 01:16:40,887 --> 01:16:43,557 You're not still doing that sketchy water bottle trick, are you? 1480 01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:46,435 Hey, I have a few tricks up my sleeve. 1481 01:16:47,102 --> 01:16:50,689 Although, I sure could use your help in pulling them off. 1482 01:16:50,772 --> 01:16:54,901 - Well, viva la revolucion, baby. - Oh, I missed you! 1483 01:16:54,985 --> 01:16:55,944 I missed you! 1484 01:16:56,028 --> 01:17:01,825 ♪ Like a fool, I'm holding on To you-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1485 01:17:01,908 --> 01:17:04,620 ♪ You-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1486 01:17:04,995 --> 01:17:06,872 ♪ Like a fool, I'm holding on to you ♪ 1487 01:17:06,955 --> 01:17:09,416 [Eugene] Hope you got your tickets for tonight's sold-out event, 1488 01:17:09,499 --> 01:17:11,501 the 85th annual Miss Teen Bluebonnet pageant. 1489 01:17:11,585 --> 01:17:13,378 Who is gonna be crowned this year's winner? 1490 01:17:13,462 --> 01:17:15,839 I'll be your host, Eugene Reed. See you tonight. 1491 01:17:16,131 --> 01:17:17,966 - Bye. - Bye. 1492 01:17:18,050 --> 01:17:19,593 See you later at the show. 1493 01:17:19,968 --> 01:17:21,219 Okay. Bye. 1494 01:17:27,517 --> 01:17:28,560 Hi. 1495 01:17:37,778 --> 01:17:39,154 Is everything okay? 1496 01:17:41,740 --> 01:17:42,866 Well, you were right. 1497 01:17:44,910 --> 01:17:46,370 I never really got to know... 1498 01:17:47,412 --> 01:17:48,664 all of who she was. 1499 01:17:53,126 --> 01:17:54,836 I don't-- I don't understand this. 1500 01:18:00,300 --> 01:18:02,969 I mean, Lucy was the most confident. 1501 01:18:06,098 --> 01:18:07,057 Her confidence... 1502 01:18:07,724 --> 01:18:08,767 scared me. 1503 01:18:10,143 --> 01:18:11,478 I just can't imagine... 1504 01:18:12,938 --> 01:18:15,065 her to want to do something and not do it. 1505 01:18:20,237 --> 01:18:21,154 Oh... 1506 01:18:22,447 --> 01:18:23,740 But the dress. 1507 01:18:26,201 --> 01:18:28,078 The year that I won the pageant, 1508 01:18:28,412 --> 01:18:29,788 we didn't have any money... 1509 01:18:30,539 --> 01:18:31,873 to get me a new dress. 1510 01:18:32,999 --> 01:18:33,959 So Lucy... 1511 01:18:34,835 --> 01:18:38,880 helped me find one, very last minute, at the thrift store. 1512 01:18:38,964 --> 01:18:40,966 And she... 1513 01:18:41,466 --> 01:18:43,844 just insisted... 1514 01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:46,179 on staying up all night 1515 01:18:46,930 --> 01:18:49,808 to work on it, even though I told her, I said, "It's fine. 1516 01:18:50,350 --> 01:18:52,185 It's fine. It fits fine. 1517 01:18:52,644 --> 01:18:55,313 No one's gonna notice a few missing sequins." 1518 01:18:56,314 --> 01:18:57,357 I said that. 1519 01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:03,905 And the next morning... 1520 01:19:04,865 --> 01:19:07,159 when she handed it back to me, she said, 1521 01:19:08,994 --> 01:19:09,953 "In life... 1522 01:19:11,204 --> 01:19:13,582 the difference between winning and losing... 1523 01:19:15,333 --> 01:19:16,585 is all in the details." 1524 01:19:20,505 --> 01:19:21,673 That was her. 1525 01:19:24,801 --> 01:19:26,136 [inhales deeply] 1526 01:19:26,553 --> 01:19:27,888 Lucy taught me that. 1527 01:19:30,974 --> 01:19:32,726 You never told me that before. 1528 01:19:40,442 --> 01:19:41,401 Where are they? 1529 01:19:43,570 --> 01:19:44,529 They? 1530 01:19:46,448 --> 01:19:49,117 Her-- the boxes. Lucy's boxes. Where are they? 1531 01:19:49,576 --> 01:19:50,535 Oh... 1532 01:19:52,245 --> 01:19:54,456 Well... I donated 'em. 1533 01:20:03,256 --> 01:20:04,090 [inhales deeply] 1534 01:20:04,174 --> 01:20:05,008 Oh. 1535 01:20:05,258 --> 01:20:07,385 I think I gave too much of her away. 1536 01:20:13,975 --> 01:20:15,018 [gasping] 1537 01:20:15,101 --> 01:20:15,977 Ooh. 1538 01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:27,823 Mom? 1539 01:20:32,828 --> 01:20:33,870 [girls murmuring] 1540 01:20:34,371 --> 01:20:36,540 [woman] Okay, girls, opening numbers. 1541 01:20:36,957 --> 01:20:40,585 Costumes, hats, boots. Let's go, let's go, let's go! 1542 01:20:40,669 --> 01:20:41,503 [giggling] 1543 01:20:44,047 --> 01:20:45,048 [woman] Millie! 1544 01:20:47,467 --> 01:20:50,595 Millicent Amethyst Mitchellchuck! 1545 01:20:51,012 --> 01:20:52,264 [gasps] 1546 01:20:53,348 --> 01:20:54,349 What's up? 1547 01:20:54,432 --> 01:20:55,684 I'm not sure. 1548 01:20:55,976 --> 01:20:56,977 Oh. 1549 01:20:57,310 --> 01:20:59,312 - Oh what? - [Hannah] She doesn't know. Remember? 1550 01:20:59,938 --> 01:21:02,440 You lied to me? You just lied? 1551 01:21:02,524 --> 01:21:04,568 You lied straight to my face? 1552 01:21:04,943 --> 01:21:06,570 You-- Needlepoint Club? 1553 01:21:06,653 --> 01:21:07,571 Sorry. 1554 01:21:07,654 --> 01:21:08,989 Is this who you are? 1555 01:21:13,493 --> 01:21:14,911 - But... - What? 1556 01:21:14,995 --> 01:21:17,914 You were wrong for saying no when I asked. 1557 01:21:18,623 --> 01:21:21,042 I get that you were just trying to protect me, 1558 01:21:21,126 --> 01:21:24,212 but sometimes I need you to support me. 1559 01:21:24,296 --> 01:21:27,716 All right, well, that is private, and we will discuss that in the car 1560 01:21:27,799 --> 01:21:28,967 on the way home. 1561 01:21:29,384 --> 01:21:30,927 No, Mrs. Mitchellchuck? 1562 01:21:31,219 --> 01:21:32,053 Um... 1563 01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:33,388 Millie has to compete. 1564 01:21:34,139 --> 01:21:36,975 She's worked so hard for this and she really deserves it. 1565 01:21:37,434 --> 01:21:38,810 She's not fragile. 1566 01:21:39,352 --> 01:21:41,938 She's got this thick skin you wouldn't even expect. 1567 01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:46,818 And you know she's been dreaming of doing the pageant since she was eight years old. 1568 01:21:48,069 --> 01:21:49,029 Is that true? 1569 01:21:51,531 --> 01:21:54,910 There's nothing in the rules that says big girls need not apply. 1570 01:22:04,044 --> 01:22:05,795 I have one thing to say to you. 1571 01:22:14,429 --> 01:22:15,639 How much wood... 1572 01:22:17,098 --> 01:22:18,975 could a Mitchellchuck chuck... 1573 01:22:19,976 --> 01:22:22,354 if a Mitchellchuck could chuck wood? 1574 01:22:23,855 --> 01:22:26,608 As much wood as a Mitchellchuck could chuck 1575 01:22:26,691 --> 01:22:28,944 if a Mitchellchuck could chuck wood. 1576 01:22:30,946 --> 01:22:32,405 [Millie's mom] Okay. [sobs] 1577 01:22:32,489 --> 01:22:35,158 I'm sorry, but you can't lie to me. You just cannot. 1578 01:22:35,241 --> 01:22:37,369 - [Millie] I won't, Mama. - Is that a yes? 1579 01:22:38,036 --> 01:22:38,995 Yes, it's a yes. 1580 01:22:39,496 --> 01:22:40,413 [laughs] 1581 01:22:40,997 --> 01:22:41,915 Come on. 1582 01:22:42,791 --> 01:22:43,667 A question. 1583 01:22:44,292 --> 01:22:46,211 Who the heck did your hair and makeup? 1584 01:22:46,294 --> 01:22:48,254 Oh, it's a long story, Mom. 1585 01:22:48,338 --> 01:22:50,757 - I'll tell you later. - [Millie's mom] I don't wanna know. 1586 01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:52,175 [crowd chattering] 1587 01:22:52,884 --> 01:22:54,761 [clears throat] I'm very excited. 1588 01:22:56,805 --> 01:22:59,140 [Eugene] Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor 1589 01:22:59,224 --> 01:23:04,145 to welcome you to Clover City's 85th annual Miss Teen Bluebonnet pageant. 1590 01:23:04,229 --> 01:23:07,273 Please put your hands together for this year's contestants. 1591 01:23:07,357 --> 01:23:08,692 [applause] 1592 01:23:10,777 --> 01:23:12,320 [country music plays] 1593 01:23:16,366 --> 01:23:17,325 [cheering] 1594 01:23:21,162 --> 01:23:23,081 [cheers and applause] 1595 01:23:23,873 --> 01:23:24,791 That was nice. 1596 01:23:49,607 --> 01:23:51,067 [cheering] 1597 01:24:00,994 --> 01:24:02,620 [whistling] 1598 01:24:02,704 --> 01:24:04,247 [laughing] 1599 01:24:10,545 --> 01:24:11,588 [cheering] 1600 01:24:18,762 --> 01:24:19,971 - Thank you! - [applause] 1601 01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:21,347 And let's get a round of applause 1602 01:24:21,431 --> 01:24:24,476 for these lovely, beautiful, coordinated contestants. 1603 01:24:24,976 --> 01:24:27,062 Let's give it up to Miss Rosie Dickson 1604 01:24:27,145 --> 01:24:29,856 and her beautiful homage to this year's theme: 1605 01:24:30,273 --> 01:24:31,900 Texas, ain't she grand? 1606 01:24:31,983 --> 01:24:33,109 [cheering] 1607 01:24:33,193 --> 01:24:35,153 She is grand, Rosie, and so are you. 1608 01:24:35,236 --> 01:24:37,155 And a good kisser. Hah! Just kidding. 1609 01:24:37,781 --> 01:24:38,615 Ain't she? 1610 01:24:38,948 --> 01:24:40,658 Yes, she is. Once again... 1611 01:24:41,076 --> 01:24:43,161 Okay, girls. Lifestyle and fitness. 1612 01:24:43,244 --> 01:24:44,412 Let's take our places. 1613 01:24:44,662 --> 01:24:47,373 Make sure your tapes are in the right places, ladies. 1614 01:24:50,960 --> 01:24:53,713 [Eugene] Everyone gets a Chevy here tonight. Hah! Just kidding. 1615 01:24:53,797 --> 01:24:55,048 [applause] 1616 01:24:57,342 --> 01:24:59,427 And now, on to our next event, 1617 01:24:59,511 --> 01:25:01,179 health and fitness. 1618 01:25:01,262 --> 01:25:04,224 Please welcome Miss Bekah Colter. 1619 01:25:04,307 --> 01:25:05,725 [applause] 1620 01:25:05,809 --> 01:25:07,477 [country music plays] 1621 01:25:12,732 --> 01:25:17,237 Okay. In 1971, Dolly's seventh single as a solo artist, 1622 01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:19,531 written the same year as "Nickels and Dimes". 1623 01:25:20,406 --> 01:25:21,241 Mmm-mmm. 1624 01:25:21,783 --> 01:25:23,952 "It's All Wrong, But It's All Right." 1625 01:25:24,369 --> 01:25:25,620 Now let's do this. 1626 01:25:26,162 --> 01:25:27,080 [exhales] 1627 01:25:29,415 --> 01:25:31,126 [Eugene] Miss Willowdean Dickson. 1628 01:25:31,209 --> 01:25:32,794 [applause] 1629 01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:41,052 Oh, and along with Miss Ellen Dryver. 1630 01:25:41,511 --> 01:25:44,430 I'm not quite sure what's going on here, ladies and gentlemen. 1631 01:25:44,848 --> 01:25:45,682 [giggling] 1632 01:25:46,933 --> 01:25:48,601 - [woman 1] That is so cool. - [woman 2] Yeah. 1633 01:25:52,272 --> 01:25:53,773 [cheering] 1634 01:25:55,567 --> 01:25:56,651 [whistling] 1635 01:25:58,653 --> 01:26:00,655 Yes. Yes. 1636 01:26:03,825 --> 01:26:06,870 [Eugene] I've never seen anything like this before, ladies and gentlemen, 1637 01:26:06,953 --> 01:26:08,329 but the crowd sure loves it. 1638 01:26:08,413 --> 01:26:09,831 [cheers and applause] 1639 01:26:20,925 --> 01:26:22,802 Weren't those girls amazing? 1640 01:26:24,637 --> 01:26:27,223 And now, Miss Hannah Perez. 1641 01:26:27,307 --> 01:26:30,685 Just so we're clear, I'm doing this for me, not for them. 1642 01:26:31,769 --> 01:26:32,937 You go, girl. 1643 01:26:34,606 --> 01:26:35,857 [applause] 1644 01:26:36,941 --> 01:26:38,735 [giggling] 1645 01:26:49,037 --> 01:26:51,122 [Eugene] Miss Millicent Mitchellchuck. 1646 01:26:53,666 --> 01:26:55,335 [man] All right, Millie! 1647 01:26:55,418 --> 01:26:56,586 [laughs] 1648 01:27:04,093 --> 01:27:06,179 - [cheering] - Whoa. 1649 01:27:06,930 --> 01:27:07,972 [woman] Millie! 1650 01:27:08,389 --> 01:27:10,058 [whistling] 1651 01:27:12,477 --> 01:27:13,978 That's my daughter. What? 1652 01:27:14,896 --> 01:27:16,189 - That's yours? - Uh-huh. 1653 01:27:17,607 --> 01:27:18,691 That's her daughter. 1654 01:27:18,775 --> 01:27:20,151 - What? - That's Millie's mom. 1655 01:27:20,860 --> 01:27:24,155 [Eugene] Now please welcome the talents of Miss Callie Reyes 1656 01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:26,574 and her special guest, Miss Precious. 1657 01:27:26,658 --> 01:27:30,870 It's all in the wrist. Sweep, sweep, swipe, swipe, swipe. 1658 01:27:31,204 --> 01:27:32,163 Bless her heart. 1659 01:27:32,580 --> 01:27:33,539 You're a natural. 1660 01:27:33,623 --> 01:27:36,584 [laughs] Oh, please, Miss Precious. You're a doll. 1661 01:27:36,668 --> 01:27:37,919 [laughter] 1662 01:27:38,002 --> 01:27:39,003 [applause] 1663 01:27:39,087 --> 01:27:40,463 [whistling] 1664 01:27:40,546 --> 01:27:42,840 Our next talent contestant will be... 1665 01:27:42,924 --> 01:27:44,676 Miss Willowdean Dickson, 1666 01:27:44,759 --> 01:27:46,803 here to delight you with a magic trick. 1667 01:27:47,220 --> 01:27:48,096 Watch this. 1668 01:27:48,596 --> 01:27:49,639 [applause] 1669 01:27:51,182 --> 01:27:52,725 [inhales deeply] 1670 01:27:52,809 --> 01:27:53,726 [exhales] 1671 01:27:56,604 --> 01:27:58,856 ["Here You Come Again" plays] 1672 01:27:59,816 --> 01:28:00,650 [Rosie sighs] 1673 01:28:01,693 --> 01:28:04,112 ♪ Here you come again ♪ 1674 01:28:05,822 --> 01:28:10,076 ♪ Just when I've begun To get myself together ♪ 1675 01:28:10,159 --> 01:28:12,287 ♪ You waltz right in the door ♪ 1676 01:28:12,704 --> 01:28:14,497 ♪ Just like you've done before ♪ 1677 01:28:14,956 --> 01:28:19,669 ♪ And wrap my heart Round your little finger ♪ 1678 01:28:20,795 --> 01:28:22,922 ♪ Here you come again ♪ 1679 01:28:23,006 --> 01:28:24,757 [applause] 1680 01:28:24,841 --> 01:28:29,012 ♪ Just when I'm about To make it work without you ♪ 1681 01:28:29,095 --> 01:28:31,139 ♪ You look into my eyes ♪ 1682 01:28:31,222 --> 01:28:33,516 ♪ And lie those pretty lies ♪ 1683 01:28:33,599 --> 01:28:38,104 ♪ And pretty soon I'm wondering How I came here without you ♪ 1684 01:28:38,604 --> 01:28:40,106 ♪ All you gotta do ♪ 1685 01:28:40,690 --> 01:28:41,607 Oh, my. 1686 01:28:41,691 --> 01:28:42,859 ♪ Is smile that smile ♪ 1687 01:28:42,942 --> 01:28:46,696 ♪ And there go all my defenses ♪ 1688 01:28:46,779 --> 01:28:48,948 - ♪ Just a little bit from you ♪ - [applause] 1689 01:28:49,032 --> 01:28:51,534 ♪ And in a little while ♪ 1690 01:28:51,868 --> 01:28:53,870 ♪ You're messing with my mind ♪ 1691 01:28:54,203 --> 01:28:56,372 ♪ And filling up my senses ♪ 1692 01:28:56,789 --> 01:28:57,665 [cheering] 1693 01:28:57,749 --> 01:28:59,625 [gasps] [upbeat music kicks in] 1694 01:28:59,709 --> 01:29:00,960 [laughs] 1695 01:29:01,794 --> 01:29:04,088 ♪ Here you come again ♪ 1696 01:29:05,673 --> 01:29:10,011 ♪ Lookin' better than a body Has a right to ♪ 1697 01:29:11,054 --> 01:29:12,347 How did she do it? 1698 01:29:12,430 --> 01:29:13,723 It's so neat. 1699 01:29:17,852 --> 01:29:21,606 ♪ And here I go ♪ 1700 01:29:22,732 --> 01:29:24,776 ♪ Here I go ♪ 1701 01:29:25,651 --> 01:29:26,569 I like it. 1702 01:29:28,404 --> 01:29:31,366 ♪ Here you come again ♪ 1703 01:29:32,116 --> 01:29:33,493 ♪ And here I go ♪ 1704 01:29:33,576 --> 01:29:34,410 Yeah! 1705 01:29:36,329 --> 01:29:38,581 ♪ Here I go ♪ 1706 01:29:38,664 --> 01:29:41,667 [cheers and applause] 1707 01:29:47,298 --> 01:29:48,216 Oh, God. 1708 01:29:48,299 --> 01:29:49,175 [Millie giggles] 1709 01:29:49,258 --> 01:29:50,218 Oh, my God. 1710 01:29:50,301 --> 01:29:51,302 [cheering] 1711 01:30:02,855 --> 01:30:04,899 Oh, my God, she did so good. 1712 01:30:05,274 --> 01:30:06,984 Oh. Oh. 1713 01:30:07,276 --> 01:30:08,945 [Eugene] Thank you, Miss Willowdean Dickson, 1714 01:30:09,028 --> 01:30:10,988 for that mesmerizing magic act. 1715 01:30:13,032 --> 01:30:15,284 - That was amazing. - I feel like I gave birth. 1716 01:30:15,368 --> 01:30:16,661 [laughing] 1717 01:30:16,744 --> 01:30:21,416 Our next talent contestant will be Miss Millicent Mitchellchuck, 1718 01:30:21,499 --> 01:30:24,419 singing "High and Mighty" for you this evening. 1719 01:30:24,502 --> 01:30:25,753 ["High and Mighty" plays] 1720 01:30:31,676 --> 01:30:34,554 ♪ High and mighty ♪ 1721 01:30:34,971 --> 01:30:38,182 ♪ He is high and mighty ♪ 1722 01:30:38,474 --> 01:30:40,685 ♪ I believe ♪ 1723 01:30:40,768 --> 01:30:44,897 - ♪ I do believe ♪ - [woman] She's incredible. 1724 01:30:45,314 --> 01:30:49,360 ♪ That His love has ♪ 1725 01:30:49,610 --> 01:30:52,864 ♪ Set me ♪ 1726 01:30:53,573 --> 01:30:55,158 ♪ Free ♪ 1727 01:30:55,241 --> 01:30:56,826 ♪ I believe, I believe ♪ 1728 01:30:56,909 --> 01:31:00,746 - ♪ I believe He is high and mighty ♪ - [audience claps along] 1729 01:31:01,122 --> 01:31:03,374 ♪ Oh, mighty is His power ♪ 1730 01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:05,168 ♪ Mighty is His love ♪ 1731 01:31:05,251 --> 01:31:08,421 ♪ He is high and He's mighty ♪ 1732 01:31:08,504 --> 01:31:10,131 ♪ It's a wonderful feeling ♪ 1733 01:31:10,506 --> 01:31:13,259 Willowdean, Miss Dickson wants you in her dressing room. 1734 01:31:15,219 --> 01:31:17,889 ♪ He said if I be lifted up ♪ 1735 01:31:17,972 --> 01:31:19,015 ♪ What did he say? ♪ 1736 01:31:19,098 --> 01:31:21,642 ♪ He said if I be lifted up ♪ 1737 01:31:22,351 --> 01:31:25,271 ♪ After holding on to me ♪ 1738 01:31:25,855 --> 01:31:27,982 ♪ Let's lift Him higher ♪ 1739 01:31:28,065 --> 01:31:29,442 ♪ Higher ♪ 1740 01:31:29,775 --> 01:31:31,694 ♪ Higher and higher each day ♪ 1741 01:31:31,777 --> 01:31:32,612 [sighs] 1742 01:31:32,987 --> 01:31:34,739 ♪ 'Cause He is high ♪ 1743 01:31:34,822 --> 01:31:39,202 ♪ And He's mighty ♪ 1744 01:31:39,494 --> 01:31:43,998 ♪ And He has washed my ♪ 1745 01:31:44,290 --> 01:31:51,130 ♪ Sins away ♪ 1746 01:31:51,380 --> 01:31:57,512 ♪ He is high and He's mighty ♪ 1747 01:31:58,930 --> 01:31:59,764 [man] Yeah! 1748 01:31:59,847 --> 01:32:01,432 [cheers and applause] 1749 01:32:04,310 --> 01:32:05,937 [man] That was beautiful! 1750 01:32:06,020 --> 01:32:08,189 - [man 2] Amazing! - [man 3] Yeah! 1751 01:32:10,900 --> 01:32:12,318 [whistling] 1752 01:32:13,319 --> 01:32:14,445 [man] We love you! 1753 01:32:19,116 --> 01:32:20,159 I can't believe it! 1754 01:32:20,910 --> 01:32:22,245 I can't believe I did it. 1755 01:32:22,328 --> 01:32:24,121 It was so good, it was so good. 1756 01:32:24,205 --> 01:32:27,333 - Really? Oh, man, that was incredible. - Really. It was so good. 1757 01:32:27,416 --> 01:32:28,584 [laughs] 1758 01:32:30,586 --> 01:32:31,629 [knocking] 1759 01:32:31,712 --> 01:32:32,588 Come in. 1760 01:32:42,807 --> 01:32:43,641 Wow. 1761 01:32:44,850 --> 01:32:45,726 That was... 1762 01:32:46,644 --> 01:32:48,396 That was truly a surprise. 1763 01:32:51,065 --> 01:32:51,941 Thanks. 1764 01:32:54,527 --> 01:32:56,696 I'm so proud. 1765 01:32:59,198 --> 01:33:00,992 Lucy would've been so proud. 1766 01:33:05,288 --> 01:33:09,667 But my talent wardrobe was not approved, nor was my song. 1767 01:33:10,126 --> 01:33:11,419 And, full disclosure, 1768 01:33:11,502 --> 01:33:13,713 neither was the formal I was about to put on. 1769 01:33:15,047 --> 01:33:17,300 Technicalities, but... 1770 01:33:17,383 --> 01:33:21,137 "Any changes made beyond minor modifications after approvals 1771 01:33:21,220 --> 01:33:23,764 will result in immediate disqualification," I know. 1772 01:33:25,600 --> 01:33:26,642 Preparation. 1773 01:33:27,143 --> 01:33:28,269 It's key. 1774 01:33:28,352 --> 01:33:29,270 [Willowdean sighs] 1775 01:33:29,854 --> 01:33:32,773 Can I just do the final walk? Not to compete, just to finish? 1776 01:33:32,857 --> 01:33:33,733 No. 1777 01:33:34,358 --> 01:33:35,860 I wish I could. 1778 01:33:35,943 --> 01:33:37,194 I wish I could, honey, 1779 01:33:37,278 --> 01:33:39,322 but that wouldn't be fair to the other girls. 1780 01:33:39,405 --> 01:33:41,574 Me making an exception for my daughter? 1781 01:33:42,950 --> 01:33:44,368 I'm sorry, Dumplin'. 1782 01:33:44,952 --> 01:33:46,162 Oh, shoot! 1783 01:33:47,330 --> 01:33:50,207 And you hate it when I call you that. I will-- I'm sorry. 1784 01:33:50,291 --> 01:33:53,044 - Mom. - I will try, I promise. 1785 01:33:53,127 --> 01:33:54,337 It's fine. 1786 01:33:55,004 --> 01:33:56,130 It's just a word. 1787 01:33:57,548 --> 01:33:58,799 I am Dumplin'. 1788 01:33:59,091 --> 01:34:00,676 - Will... - I am Will. 1789 01:34:01,260 --> 01:34:04,013 I am Willowdean, I'm-- I'm a beauty queen. 1790 01:34:04,221 --> 01:34:05,890 I'm disqualified. 1791 01:34:06,098 --> 01:34:07,099 I'm all of it. 1792 01:34:09,477 --> 01:34:11,270 - [door opens] - Sorry to barge in. 1793 01:34:11,354 --> 01:34:13,981 Tim is stuck in the bathroom with food poisoning. 1794 01:34:14,065 --> 01:34:16,192 My escort is green. I don't know what I'm going to do. 1795 01:34:16,275 --> 01:34:18,069 Well, I'm disqualified, so you can take mine. 1796 01:34:18,152 --> 01:34:19,987 He's sitting near the front with the drag queen. 1797 01:34:20,071 --> 01:34:21,864 - Wait, what? - Disqualified? 1798 01:34:21,947 --> 01:34:24,158 Then I'm out too. I'm not doing this without you. 1799 01:34:24,241 --> 01:34:26,118 - [Willowdean] Elle. - Well, wait, wait. 1800 01:34:26,702 --> 01:34:27,536 Wait, wait. 1801 01:34:28,412 --> 01:34:29,246 Okay. 1802 01:34:30,331 --> 01:34:34,043 Nowhere in the bylaws does it say that a... 1803 01:34:34,627 --> 01:34:39,298 disqualified contestant cannot escort a fellow contestant. 1804 01:34:40,549 --> 01:34:41,425 Right? 1805 01:34:42,385 --> 01:34:44,553 Okay, I'll go tell Tim. He'll be so relieved. 1806 01:34:44,637 --> 01:34:45,638 Okay. 1807 01:34:46,305 --> 01:34:48,641 Oh, wait! Honey, will you please zip me before you go? 1808 01:34:48,724 --> 01:34:49,558 Mm-hmm. 1809 01:34:50,267 --> 01:34:51,644 - Okay. - Okay. 1810 01:34:52,812 --> 01:34:53,771 [sighs] 1811 01:34:55,022 --> 01:34:57,149 - Okay, pull down. - Okay. Pull down. 1812 01:34:58,567 --> 01:35:01,153 [Rosie] Oh, is it right at that-- at that seam? 1813 01:35:01,487 --> 01:35:03,906 - Maybe. - Oh, no. What is happening? 1814 01:35:03,989 --> 01:35:05,032 Uh, well... 1815 01:35:05,116 --> 01:35:05,991 [both groan] 1816 01:35:07,535 --> 01:35:08,369 - What? - Mom... 1817 01:35:08,452 --> 01:35:09,412 What, what? 1818 01:35:09,954 --> 01:35:11,372 - That's as far as it goes. - No. 1819 01:35:11,455 --> 01:35:13,499 - Yeah. - No, uh-uh. No, no. Come on. 1820 01:35:13,916 --> 01:35:15,209 Oh, gosh. 1821 01:35:15,751 --> 01:35:16,752 - No. - No? 1822 01:35:16,836 --> 01:35:17,878 - No. - No! 1823 01:35:18,838 --> 01:35:19,714 Oh, no. 1824 01:35:20,506 --> 01:35:22,591 Oh, no! Oh, no. 1825 01:35:22,800 --> 01:35:24,635 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1826 01:35:24,719 --> 01:35:25,553 No. 1827 01:35:26,303 --> 01:35:27,722 I have to wear this dress. 1828 01:35:28,639 --> 01:35:29,765 It's tradition. 1829 01:35:31,559 --> 01:35:32,518 Oh, God. 1830 01:35:34,437 --> 01:35:35,980 I did not bring a backup. 1831 01:35:36,981 --> 01:35:38,983 - Preparation is key. - [scoffs] 1832 01:35:39,817 --> 01:35:40,651 I have an idea. 1833 01:35:40,735 --> 01:35:43,362 I'm-- I'm just gonna be five minutes, but you have to trust me. 1834 01:35:43,446 --> 01:35:44,655 Oh. Well... 1835 01:35:44,739 --> 01:35:46,282 - What are you gonna do? - [door opens] 1836 01:35:46,365 --> 01:35:47,283 Oh, gosh. 1837 01:35:47,366 --> 01:35:48,909 - [door closes] - Oh! 1838 01:35:50,077 --> 01:35:51,620 Oh, gosh. 1839 01:35:52,580 --> 01:35:53,831 [sighs] 1840 01:36:25,613 --> 01:36:26,614 [sniffles] 1841 01:36:31,285 --> 01:36:32,328 [gasps] 1842 01:36:33,746 --> 01:36:34,789 Oh. 1843 01:36:38,667 --> 01:36:39,543 [whimpers] 1844 01:36:43,714 --> 01:36:44,715 Lucy. 1845 01:36:48,469 --> 01:36:49,762 [cries] 1846 01:36:51,388 --> 01:36:52,765 No. Oh, God. 1847 01:36:53,808 --> 01:36:54,642 Oh, God. 1848 01:36:54,975 --> 01:36:56,519 Oh, no. No. 1849 01:36:57,186 --> 01:36:58,020 [sniffles] 1850 01:36:58,103 --> 01:36:59,897 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1851 01:37:00,564 --> 01:37:01,398 Oh, God. 1852 01:37:01,482 --> 01:37:03,150 - Oh. Oh, no. - [hairdryer whirs] 1853 01:37:04,235 --> 01:37:05,069 Oh, no. 1854 01:37:06,445 --> 01:37:07,947 Oh, no, no, no, no. 1855 01:37:09,740 --> 01:37:11,033 [knocking on door] 1856 01:37:11,116 --> 01:37:12,535 Oh. Will. 1857 01:37:13,285 --> 01:37:14,119 Oh. 1858 01:37:18,541 --> 01:37:20,417 I heard you might need a little help. 1859 01:37:22,044 --> 01:37:25,172 [woman] Come on, girls, hurry up. Time for formal. Let's go. 1860 01:37:25,256 --> 01:37:26,257 [Millie squeals] 1861 01:37:28,425 --> 01:37:29,385 Hello, guys. 1862 01:37:29,802 --> 01:37:31,971 Who knew beauty pageants could be a team sport? 1863 01:37:32,054 --> 01:37:33,848 - Well, I did. - [Hannah] Oh, shut up. 1864 01:37:33,931 --> 01:37:35,015 [laughter] 1865 01:37:35,099 --> 01:37:35,975 [applause] 1866 01:37:36,433 --> 01:37:38,936 Ladies and gentlemen, the moment y'all been waiting for. 1867 01:37:39,019 --> 01:37:41,647 It's my pleasure to introduce your hostess, 1868 01:37:41,730 --> 01:37:44,483 a lady whose elegance rivals her beauty. 1869 01:37:44,567 --> 01:37:48,195 The ten-time winner of the Best Texas Pageant of the Year Award, 1870 01:37:48,279 --> 01:37:50,990 and breaking with tradition on a night full of surprises, 1871 01:37:51,073 --> 01:37:53,826 please welcome our favorite Bluebonnet. 1872 01:37:53,909 --> 01:37:57,788 Put your hands together for Miss Rosie Dickson. 1873 01:37:57,872 --> 01:37:59,498 [cheers and applause] 1874 01:38:02,793 --> 01:38:03,878 [laughs] 1875 01:38:11,135 --> 01:38:12,261 [speaks indistinctly] 1876 01:38:16,640 --> 01:38:17,474 [mouthing] This? 1877 01:38:17,558 --> 01:38:18,934 [mouthing] You look great. 1878 01:38:24,523 --> 01:38:26,066 [whistling] 1879 01:38:26,150 --> 01:38:28,110 [laughter] 1880 01:38:28,569 --> 01:38:30,362 Do I look that good in that dress? 1881 01:38:30,446 --> 01:38:31,280 No. 1882 01:38:31,655 --> 01:38:32,907 [Rosie] Ladies and gentlemen, 1883 01:38:32,990 --> 01:38:35,576 it is my pleasure to introduce... Shade. 1884 01:38:35,659 --> 01:38:37,786 - ...our formal wear presentation. - [country music plays] 1885 01:38:38,162 --> 01:38:41,874 I would like to invite Miss Bekah Colter, 1886 01:38:41,957 --> 01:38:45,502 escorted this evening by Mr. Bobby Nelson. 1887 01:38:45,586 --> 01:38:47,588 [applause] 1888 01:38:48,714 --> 01:38:50,507 Lucy may have gotten us into this, 1889 01:38:50,799 --> 01:38:52,718 but what do you say we finish for us? 1890 01:38:52,801 --> 01:38:54,261 Hell to the yes. 1891 01:38:55,387 --> 01:38:56,680 [inhales deeply, exhales] 1892 01:38:56,764 --> 01:38:59,475 Please welcome Miss Ellen Dryver, 1893 01:38:59,725 --> 01:39:04,563 escorted this evening by Miss Willowdean Dickson. 1894 01:39:05,147 --> 01:39:05,981 [applause] 1895 01:39:06,065 --> 01:39:07,191 [cheering] 1896 01:39:08,359 --> 01:39:09,485 [both giggle] 1897 01:39:18,994 --> 01:39:20,079 I don't believe it. 1898 01:39:24,375 --> 01:39:25,918 You look so beautiful. 1899 01:39:26,001 --> 01:39:26,835 Thank you. 1900 01:39:27,378 --> 01:39:28,337 Thank you. 1901 01:39:29,463 --> 01:39:31,340 [both laugh] 1902 01:39:37,930 --> 01:39:39,807 Oh boy, what a night, huh? 1903 01:39:39,890 --> 01:39:42,810 Please welcome Miss Callie Reyes, 1904 01:39:42,893 --> 01:39:46,146 escorted this evening by Tristan Abbot Barnes. 1905 01:39:46,230 --> 01:39:47,189 [applause] 1906 01:39:47,272 --> 01:39:49,566 ...not only their grace, 1907 01:39:50,109 --> 01:39:53,445 their talent, their intelligence... 1908 01:39:55,030 --> 01:39:56,407 but their courage. 1909 01:39:57,074 --> 01:39:58,158 [applause] 1910 01:40:00,494 --> 01:40:05,290 So without further ado, it is time to announce the judges' results. 1911 01:40:05,916 --> 01:40:07,084 Okay, girls. 1912 01:40:07,751 --> 01:40:09,586 All right, Clover City, 1913 01:40:09,920 --> 01:40:12,965 Miss Teen Bluebonnet second runner-up... 1914 01:40:14,049 --> 01:40:15,092 Miss... 1915 01:40:15,175 --> 01:40:16,927 Callie Reyes. 1916 01:40:17,011 --> 01:40:18,012 [gasping] 1917 01:40:18,095 --> 01:40:19,138 [applause] 1918 01:40:19,930 --> 01:40:20,848 Oh, my God. 1919 01:40:26,645 --> 01:40:27,604 Thank you. 1920 01:40:29,857 --> 01:40:31,191 [cheering] 1921 01:40:33,444 --> 01:40:34,611 Thank you. 1922 01:40:36,113 --> 01:40:37,072 Gorgeous. 1923 01:40:37,489 --> 01:40:41,285 Representing Clover City's Miss Teen Bluebonnet 1924 01:40:41,368 --> 01:40:42,953 first runner-up... 1925 01:40:44,121 --> 01:40:45,664 [exhales] 1926 01:40:50,711 --> 01:40:53,130 Miss Millicent Mitchellchuck. 1927 01:40:53,213 --> 01:40:54,214 [gasping] 1928 01:40:54,298 --> 01:40:55,632 [cheering] 1929 01:40:57,009 --> 01:40:57,885 Yes! 1930 01:40:58,302 --> 01:40:59,386 Oh, my grace. 1931 01:40:59,720 --> 01:41:01,055 Oh, my grace. 1932 01:41:04,016 --> 01:41:05,559 [cheering] 1933 01:41:06,185 --> 01:41:07,144 [cheering] 1934 01:41:08,645 --> 01:41:09,480 Yeah! 1935 01:41:11,315 --> 01:41:12,608 Yeah! Yes! 1936 01:41:12,691 --> 01:41:13,942 [laughing] 1937 01:41:14,568 --> 01:41:15,986 Oh, my gosh. 1938 01:41:40,719 --> 01:41:42,679 [Willowdean] All I could think about was Lucy, 1939 01:41:42,763 --> 01:41:45,140 hoping she could see this from wherever she was, 1940 01:41:45,557 --> 01:41:49,144 knowing that she had a hand in all of us girls figuring out who we were, 1941 01:41:49,353 --> 01:41:53,107 and, like Dolly, doing it on purpose. 1942 01:42:13,418 --> 01:42:14,419 [Rosie] Okay. 1943 01:42:14,920 --> 01:42:18,382 It is my honor to introduce to you, 1944 01:42:18,465 --> 01:42:23,470 as the new title holder, Clover City Miss Teen Bluebonnet, 1945 01:42:23,554 --> 01:42:24,555 Miss... 1946 01:42:24,638 --> 01:42:26,014 Bekah Colter. 1947 01:42:26,098 --> 01:42:27,015 [Bekah gasps] 1948 01:42:27,099 --> 01:42:28,433 [Bekah] Oh, my God. 1949 01:42:28,517 --> 01:42:29,726 I can't believe it. 1950 01:42:30,310 --> 01:42:31,520 Oh! 1951 01:42:31,603 --> 01:42:32,521 Thank you so much! 1952 01:42:32,604 --> 01:42:33,438 [Eugene] Wow! 1953 01:42:33,981 --> 01:42:35,774 ♪ Look at her ♪ 1954 01:42:35,858 --> 01:42:37,317 [Bekah] I can't believe this! 1955 01:42:37,609 --> 01:42:40,195 ♪ She's the belle of the ball ♪ 1956 01:42:40,279 --> 01:42:42,030 - Thank you so much. - Thank you. 1957 01:42:42,114 --> 01:42:43,699 ♪ Ain't she grand? ♪ 1958 01:42:43,782 --> 01:42:45,826 ♪ So give her a hand ♪ 1959 01:42:45,909 --> 01:42:48,370 ♪ She beat 'em all ♪ 1960 01:42:48,453 --> 01:42:50,330 Sorry, ladies, maybe next year. 1961 01:42:50,414 --> 01:42:52,416 ♪ Look at her, she walks ♪ 1962 01:42:52,499 --> 01:42:54,376 ♪ With that magical gown ♪ 1963 01:42:55,169 --> 01:42:57,963 ♪ Strutting all over the town... ♪ 1964 01:42:58,839 --> 01:43:00,757 ♪ You all wish you were her ♪ 1965 01:43:01,717 --> 01:43:03,844 ♪ Maybe next year ♪ 1966 01:43:19,776 --> 01:43:21,778 I consulted the Magic 8-Ball. 1967 01:43:22,237 --> 01:43:23,113 [Bo] Yeah? 1968 01:43:24,740 --> 01:43:25,616 What did it say? 1969 01:43:25,991 --> 01:43:27,284 It said... 1970 01:43:28,702 --> 01:43:29,828 "Outlook good." 1971 01:43:47,054 --> 01:43:48,055 Hey, did you win? 1972 01:43:49,014 --> 01:43:49,848 No. 1973 01:43:50,891 --> 01:43:51,725 [Bo] Aw. 1974 01:43:52,184 --> 01:43:53,769 I got disqualified. 1975 01:43:55,896 --> 01:43:56,980 That's my girl. 1976 01:43:57,064 --> 01:43:59,024 ["Two Doors Down" plays] 1977 01:44:12,037 --> 01:44:13,538 ♪ Two doors down ♪ 1978 01:44:13,622 --> 01:44:17,042 ♪ They're laughing and drinking And having a party ♪ 1979 01:44:17,334 --> 01:44:21,171 ♪ Two doors down They're not aware that I'm around ♪ 1980 01:44:21,922 --> 01:44:23,632 ♪ Here I am ♪ 1981 01:44:23,715 --> 01:44:26,260 ♪ Crying my heart out, feeling sorry ♪ 1982 01:44:26,343 --> 01:44:31,181 ♪ We're having a party Just two doors down ♪ 1983 01:44:31,723 --> 01:44:36,395 ♪ I think I'll dry these useless tears And get myself together ♪ 1984 01:44:36,478 --> 01:44:40,941 ♪ I think I'll wander down the hall And have a look around ♪ 1985 01:44:41,525 --> 01:44:46,530 ♪ 'Cause I can't stay inside This lonely room and cry forever ♪ 1986 01:44:46,822 --> 01:44:50,826 ♪ I think I'd really rather join 'em Two doors down ♪ 1987 01:44:50,909 --> 01:44:51,827 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1988 01:44:51,910 --> 01:44:53,287 ♪ Two doors down ♪ 1989 01:44:53,370 --> 01:44:56,832 ♪ They're laughing and drinking And having a party ♪ 1990 01:44:56,915 --> 01:45:01,086 ♪ Two doors down They're not aware that I'm around ♪ 1991 01:45:01,545 --> 01:45:06,049 ♪ 'Cause here I am No longer crying and feeling sorry ♪ 1992 01:45:06,133 --> 01:45:10,804 ♪ We're having a party Just two doors down ♪ 1993 01:45:11,388 --> 01:45:13,557 ♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh ♪ 1994 01:45:13,640 --> 01:45:15,600 ♪ Two doors down ♪ 1995 01:45:16,226 --> 01:45:18,603 ♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh ♪ 1996 01:45:18,687 --> 01:45:20,564 ♪ Two doors down ♪ 1997 01:45:21,106 --> 01:45:22,316 ♪ Two doors down ♪ 1998 01:45:22,399 --> 01:45:25,944 ♪ They're laughing and drinking And having a party ♪ 1999 01:45:26,278 --> 01:45:30,157 [all sing] ♪ Two doors down We're not aware that they're around ♪ 2000 01:45:30,574 --> 01:45:32,576 ♪ 'Cause here I am ♪ 2001 01:45:32,659 --> 01:45:35,287 ♪ Feeling everything but sorry ♪ 2002 01:45:35,370 --> 01:45:39,916 ♪ We're having our own party Two doors down ♪ 2003 01:45:41,043 --> 01:45:43,045 ["Girl in the Movies" plays] 2004 01:45:58,018 --> 01:46:02,439 ♪ Popcorn, soda, box of Raisinets ♪ 2005 01:46:06,026 --> 01:46:11,823 ♪ Velvet-cushioned seats And soft armrests ♪ 2006 01:46:13,950 --> 01:46:18,455 ♪ Best seat in my favorite movie house ♪ 2007 01:46:21,833 --> 01:46:28,173 ♪ Start my dreaming as the lights go out ♪ 2008 01:46:29,966 --> 01:46:34,429 ♪ Up on the silver screen, I picture me ♪ 2009 01:46:37,474 --> 01:46:44,106 ♪ Living out my passions, hopes And fantasies ♪ 2010 01:46:44,898 --> 01:46:49,236 ♪ I want to be the girl in the movies ♪ 2011 01:46:49,820 --> 01:46:53,281 ♪ The one with the glint in her eyes ♪ 2012 01:46:53,824 --> 01:46:57,119 ♪ The girl that seldom loses ♪ 2013 01:46:57,536 --> 01:47:01,164 ♪ Beautiful, with grace and style ♪ 2014 01:47:01,498 --> 01:47:03,959 ♪ Acting out her story ♪ 2015 01:47:05,377 --> 01:47:08,255 ♪ Standing in her glory ♪ 2016 01:47:09,423 --> 01:47:11,967 ♪ Happy ever after ♪ 2017 01:47:13,051 --> 01:47:17,514 ♪ I want to be the girl in the movies ♪ 2018 01:47:20,225 --> 01:47:24,729 ♪ It's time I show the world Just what I'm about ♪ 2019 01:47:24,813 --> 01:47:28,733 ♪ I'm stepping up and I'm stepping out ♪ 2020 01:47:28,817 --> 01:47:32,779 ♪ I'm feeling bold and I'm feeling proud ♪ 2021 01:47:32,863 --> 01:47:35,699 ♪ I want to be that girl ♪ 2022 01:47:36,950 --> 01:47:41,121 ♪ I want to be the girl in the movies ♪ 2023 01:47:42,080 --> 01:47:45,000 ♪ Hmm, hmm, hmm ♪ 2024 01:47:45,083 --> 01:47:48,753 ♪ Gonna stand up and I'm gonna matter ♪ 2025 01:47:48,837 --> 01:47:52,632 ♪ 'Cause I've had enough Of my dreams being shattered ♪ 2026 01:47:52,716 --> 01:47:56,678 ♪ And I've had enough Of my tears being splattered ♪ 2027 01:47:56,761 --> 01:47:59,806 ♪ I've already been that girl ♪ 2028 01:47:59,890 --> 01:48:02,767 ♪ Oh, I want to shine ♪ 2029 01:48:02,851 --> 01:48:04,936 ♪ I want to shine ♪ 2030 01:48:05,020 --> 01:48:06,771 ♪ It's my time ♪ 2031 01:48:06,855 --> 01:48:08,732 ♪ And I want to shine ♪ 2032 01:48:08,815 --> 01:48:12,611 ♪ I want to be happy, I want to be free ♪ 2033 01:48:13,069 --> 01:48:20,035 ♪ Just like the girl in the movies ♪ 2034 01:48:22,496 --> 01:48:24,498 ["Push and Pull" plays] 2035 01:48:32,964 --> 01:48:38,261 ♪ All I'm trying to do Is just give you some good advice ♪ 2036 01:48:40,514 --> 01:48:42,599 ♪ And you give it so freely ♪ 2037 01:48:42,682 --> 01:48:45,477 ♪ But hey, this is my life ♪ 2038 01:48:47,979 --> 01:48:50,273 ♪ You don't have to be cruel ♪ 2039 01:48:50,357 --> 01:48:53,193 ♪ You don't have to be so cold ♪ 2040 01:48:55,487 --> 01:49:00,492 ♪ I guess we're both hell bent On keeping our own control ♪ 2041 01:49:02,994 --> 01:49:07,958 ♪ So I push you away And then I pull you in ♪ 2042 01:49:10,710 --> 01:49:15,632 ♪ We say what we have to say And make up again ♪ 2043 01:49:18,260 --> 01:49:20,053 ♪ But if we tried ♪ 2044 01:49:20,136 --> 01:49:23,515 ♪ You and I could make amends ♪ 2045 01:49:25,475 --> 01:49:27,477 ♪ 'Cause in push and pull ♪ 2046 01:49:27,561 --> 01:49:30,939 ♪ Nobody ever wins ♪ 2047 01:49:32,983 --> 01:49:35,026 ♪ It's a push and pull ♪ 2048 01:49:35,110 --> 01:49:38,280 ♪ When will it ever... ♪