1 00:00:15,435 --> 00:00:20,435 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:01:36,872 --> 00:01:39,472 LOOK, IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THIS, IN TECH AND IN LIFE: 3 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:42,244 IF YOU'RE NOT DISRUPTING, YOU'RE NOT INNOVATING. 4 00:01:44,945 --> 00:01:47,413 YOU HAVEN'T SAID A WORD IN TWO HOURS. 5 00:01:47,415 --> 00:01:49,748 OH, SORRY, I WAS WATCHING SIMON LANG. 6 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:51,416 - I... - SIMON LANG? 7 00:01:51,418 --> 00:01:53,152 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA INTERACT WITH REAL PEOPLE 8 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:54,886 WHO ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU? 9 00:01:54,888 --> 00:01:57,021 YOU KNOW, THE GREAT THING ABOUT COLLEGE IS 10 00:01:57,023 --> 00:01:59,359 IT'S THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE FRIENDSHIPS THAT LAST A LIFETIME. 11 00:02:01,161 --> 00:02:02,994 DO YOU KNOW WHO YOUR ROOMMATE'S GONNA BE? 12 00:02:02,996 --> 00:02:05,896 A GUY NAMED LANCE BLACK. 13 00:02:05,898 --> 00:02:07,231 I BET HE'S LOVELY. 14 00:02:07,233 --> 00:02:09,900 DID YOU CALL TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF? 15 00:02:09,902 --> 00:02:12,769 I DID, I DID. I LEFT HIM A VOICEMAIL. 16 00:02:12,771 --> 00:02:16,039 - NEVER CALLED BACK. - WELL, DID YOU SOUND LIKE A NERD? 17 00:02:16,041 --> 00:02:18,774 SORRY. SOUNDED LIKE MYSELF. 18 00:02:18,776 --> 00:02:20,477 YEAH, THAT'S WHY HE DIDN'T CALL BACK. 19 00:02:20,479 --> 00:02:23,445 OH, ASHLEY. GUYS, PLEASE. 20 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:25,316 - ENTREZ-NOUS. - OKAY. 21 00:02:26,917 --> 00:02:27,984 HERE WE GO. 22 00:02:30,353 --> 00:02:32,120 OH, IT'S, UM... 23 00:02:32,122 --> 00:02:34,891 IT'S A LITTLE SMALLER THAN IT LOOKED IN THE BROCHURE. 24 00:02:36,159 --> 00:02:37,392 I THINK IT'S BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO PEOPLE. 25 00:02:37,394 --> 00:02:40,093 WHAT IF YOU WANT TO HAVE FRIENDS OVER? 26 00:02:40,095 --> 00:02:43,497 LET'S GET REAL, MOM. THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 27 00:02:43,499 --> 00:02:46,433 JAMES, PLEASE DON'T LET THE COMPUTER BE YOUR ONLY FRIEND. 28 00:02:46,435 --> 00:02:47,802 JAMES: IT'S NOT. 29 00:02:50,339 --> 00:02:51,473 IT'S HOPELESS. 30 00:02:53,775 --> 00:02:55,840 OKAY. 31 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,376 ONE DAY, I WILL CODE AN APP 32 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:59,077 THAT WILL REALLY MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 33 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:02,247 JAMES, I KNOW IT'S NOT PRINCETON OR M.I.T. 34 00:03:02,249 --> 00:03:03,984 NO, MOM, DON'T DO THAT. IT'S OKAY. 35 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:07,252 I JUST REALLY HOPE 36 00:03:07,254 --> 00:03:09,187 MY ROOMMATE'S, LIKE, AT LEAST A LITTLE SMART. 37 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,922 MOM, LET'S GO. 38 00:03:11,924 --> 00:03:14,258 I'VE GOT A PARTY TO GET TO TONIGHT. 39 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:17,161 OKAY. AAH. 40 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:19,263 THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE YOU. 41 00:03:19,265 --> 00:03:21,498 OOH, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU. 42 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:24,369 OKAY, JAMES... HAVE FUN. 43 00:03:25,904 --> 00:03:28,104 - BYE, JAMES. - BYE, JAMES. 44 00:03:28,106 --> 00:03:30,139 BE GOOD. NO, DON'T BE GOOD. 45 00:03:30,141 --> 00:03:32,140 BE ROTTEN, BUT EAT GOOD, 46 00:03:32,142 --> 00:03:35,944 - AND HAVE FUN, AND... - MOM, LET'S GO. 47 00:03:35,946 --> 00:03:37,847 I'M SURE YOUR ROOMMATE WILL BE LOVELY. 48 00:04:06,073 --> 00:04:07,074 JAMES: OH. 49 00:04:08,442 --> 00:04:11,143 HI. YOU MUST BE LANCE. 50 00:04:11,145 --> 00:04:16,615 YEAH. YOU MUST BE MY SOON-TO-BE-TRANSFERRED- TO-ANOTHER-COLLEGE ROOMMATE. 51 00:04:16,617 --> 00:04:18,583 OH, OKAY. UM... 52 00:04:18,585 --> 00:04:20,184 SO THIS IS YOUR SIDE OF THE ROOM. 53 00:04:20,186 --> 00:04:22,320 I HAVE LEFT IT COMPLETELY UNTOUCHED. 54 00:04:22,322 --> 00:04:24,087 DO YOU NEED HELP BRINGING ANYTHING IN? 55 00:04:24,089 --> 00:04:26,358 NO, I GOT IT COVERED. THANKS, THOUGH. 56 00:04:27,860 --> 00:04:29,361 HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GRAB SOMETHING TO EAT? 57 00:04:30,862 --> 00:04:32,895 ACTUALLY, YEAH, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO. 58 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:34,230 - YEAH. - OKAY, COOL. 59 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:35,865 I'LL SEE YOU, MAN. 60 00:04:35,867 --> 00:04:37,634 UH, OKAY, NO, YEAH. 61 00:04:37,636 --> 00:04:39,568 THAT'S... THAT'S COOL. I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO. 62 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:41,404 I WAS GONNA FINISH UP ON SOME WORK THAT I WAS DOING, 63 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:44,640 SO MAYBE WE COULD CHAT ABOUT IT LATER OVER SOME CHAI TEA, 64 00:04:44,642 --> 00:04:47,177 OR... OKAY. 65 00:04:56,486 --> 00:04:59,286 HERE YOU GO, MAN. HAVE A NICE NIGHT. 66 00:04:59,288 --> 00:05:01,457 WOMAN: ORDER NUMBER SEVEN IS READY! 67 00:05:08,897 --> 00:05:10,832 GOD, I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU. 68 00:05:12,634 --> 00:05:14,300 I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME. 69 00:05:14,302 --> 00:05:16,001 OH, IT'S... UH, IT'S ROB. 70 00:05:16,003 --> 00:05:19,571 ROB. WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME, ROB? 71 00:05:19,573 --> 00:05:22,507 WHY DO YOU NEED SO MUCH INFORMATION? 72 00:05:22,509 --> 00:05:25,410 YOUR LAST NAME IS "SO MUCH INFORMATION"? 73 00:05:25,412 --> 00:05:27,446 WELL, YEAH. 74 00:05:27,448 --> 00:05:29,882 LOOK, YOU SEE THIS? 75 00:05:30,683 --> 00:05:32,116 WHAT? IT'S A PHONE. 76 00:05:32,118 --> 00:05:33,451 NO, NO, NO, IT'S NOT A PHONE. 77 00:05:33,453 --> 00:05:36,953 THIS IS A 24/7 PORTAL TO ALL THE SEX THAT 78 00:05:36,955 --> 00:05:39,489 I COULD EVER DREAM ABOUT. 79 00:05:39,491 --> 00:05:41,224 ALL I HAVE TO DO IS CLICK. 80 00:05:41,226 --> 00:05:42,692 SO...? 81 00:05:42,694 --> 00:05:46,363 SO, I MEAN, YOU'RE OBSOLETE. 82 00:05:46,365 --> 00:05:49,599 OKAY, LIKE, I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU WHAT MY LAST NAME IS, 83 00:05:49,601 --> 00:05:51,400 AND I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU WHERE I'M FROM 84 00:05:51,402 --> 00:05:54,470 OR WHERE I GO TO SCHOOL OR WHAT I DO AT SCHOOL, OKAY? 85 00:05:54,472 --> 00:05:57,038 AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART IS? 86 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,409 I DON'T HAVE TO, OKAY? 87 00:06:02,345 --> 00:06:04,645 HEY, HEY, WESLEY, MAN. WAIT UP, MAN. 88 00:06:04,647 --> 00:06:06,381 WESLEY. 89 00:06:06,383 --> 00:06:07,582 HE WAS CUTE. 90 00:06:07,584 --> 00:06:10,317 - I GUESS. - WHY'D HE LEAVE? 91 00:06:10,319 --> 00:06:12,652 HE WOULDN'T EVEN TELL ME HIS LAST NAME. 92 00:06:12,654 --> 00:06:14,521 SO? 93 00:06:14,523 --> 00:06:15,988 SO I'M GOING HOME. 94 00:06:15,990 --> 00:06:17,324 HEY, WAIT. 95 00:06:17,326 --> 00:06:19,293 MIND IF I HOOK UP WITH HIM? 96 00:06:20,228 --> 00:06:21,529 WHATEVER, RACHEL. 97 00:06:23,398 --> 00:06:25,698 HEY, WAIT UP. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR NAME IS, 98 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:27,468 FIRST OR LAST. 99 00:06:29,604 --> 00:06:30,605 HANNAH? 100 00:06:32,172 --> 00:06:35,573 - YOU GO TO SCHOOL HERE? - YEP. 101 00:06:35,575 --> 00:06:38,710 - ME, TOO. - OKAY, COOL. 102 00:06:38,712 --> 00:06:40,445 I MEAN, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE... 103 00:06:40,447 --> 00:06:43,013 SINCE PROM NIGHT IN MAY. 104 00:06:43,015 --> 00:06:45,048 YEAH, JAMES, LET'S PLEASE NOT TALK ABOUT IT. 105 00:06:45,050 --> 00:06:47,317 LOOK, I WAS JUST TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU. 106 00:06:47,319 --> 00:06:50,454 - YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IT. - LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID SO WRONG. 107 00:06:50,456 --> 00:06:53,122 I MEAN, I... WAS MY VOICE THAT BAD? 108 00:06:53,124 --> 00:06:55,591 NO, YOUR VOICE WAS GREAT. 109 00:06:55,593 --> 00:06:58,261 THEN WHAT DID I DO WRONG? 110 00:06:58,263 --> 00:07:00,061 JAMES. 111 00:07:00,063 --> 00:07:02,498 YOU KNOW HOW SHY I AM. 112 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:04,366 WHEN YOU PICKED UP THAT MICROPHONE 113 00:07:04,368 --> 00:07:06,568 AND ANNOUNCED MY NAME IN FRONT OF A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, 114 00:07:06,570 --> 00:07:09,504 400 PAIRS OF EYES TURNED TO FACE ME. 115 00:07:09,506 --> 00:07:12,607 I WAS MORTIFIED. I UNDERSTAND 116 00:07:12,609 --> 00:07:15,609 THAT YOU WANTED TO EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS TO ME, 117 00:07:15,611 --> 00:07:18,746 BUT THERE'S A WAY BETTER WAY OF DOING THAT THAN HUMILIATING ME. 118 00:07:18,748 --> 00:07:22,348 HANNAH, I'M REALLY SORRY. SERIOUSLY, MY INTENTIONS 119 00:07:22,350 --> 00:07:24,217 WERE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THE RESULTS, 120 00:07:24,219 --> 00:07:26,352 AND I WAS JUST TRYING TO SHOW YOU THAT I LIKED YOU 121 00:07:26,354 --> 00:07:28,388 BEFORE WE GRADUATED AND WENT OFF TO COLLEGE, 122 00:07:28,390 --> 00:07:32,559 AND I TRIED FOR FOUR YEARS AND NOTHING WORKED. 123 00:07:32,561 --> 00:07:37,129 PLEASE JUST WALK ME TO MY DORM AND THEN LEAVE ME ALONE. 124 00:07:37,131 --> 00:07:38,730 I'M JUST NEVER GONNA SING AGAIN. 125 00:07:38,732 --> 00:07:40,399 NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT, 126 00:07:40,401 --> 00:07:42,668 AND YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT FOR ME. 127 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:44,670 I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, HANNAH. 128 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:49,042 THEN PLEASE, LEAVE ME ALONE IN MY QUIET SPACE WITH MY BOOKS. 129 00:07:53,312 --> 00:07:55,145 IF YOU WANT TO READ, I'LL WATCH THE GROUND 130 00:07:55,147 --> 00:07:57,481 SO YOU DON'T TRIP ON ANYTHING ELSE. 131 00:07:57,483 --> 00:07:58,484 OKAY. 132 00:07:59,785 --> 00:08:01,785 AT LEAST TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE READING. 133 00:08:01,787 --> 00:08:04,690 - "SENSE AND SENSIBILITY" BY JANE AUSTEN. - JANE AUSTEN. 134 00:08:05,791 --> 00:08:07,690 HAVE YOU READ HER WORK? 135 00:08:07,692 --> 00:08:10,226 I LOVE JANE AUSTEN, YEAH. 136 00:08:10,228 --> 00:08:13,496 - ME, TOO. - WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PART ABOUT HER? 137 00:08:13,498 --> 00:08:17,232 SHE WRITES COMPLEX, STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS. 138 00:08:17,234 --> 00:08:19,667 HER CHARACTERS ARE SO EXTRAVAGANT. 139 00:08:19,669 --> 00:08:23,505 THEIR NAMES ARE SO PRECISE, KINDA LIKE IP ADDRESSES. 140 00:08:23,507 --> 00:08:28,043 YEAH, I MEAN, YOU CAN TELL SO MUCH ABOUT A PERSON BY THEIR NAME. 141 00:08:40,221 --> 00:08:41,222 WELL... 142 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:50,328 HEY, UM, I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT... 143 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:52,533 THERE'S A CHASM BETWEEN MY INTENTIONS AND MY RESULTS. 144 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:58,337 I KNOW YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 145 00:08:59,505 --> 00:09:00,839 I'LL SEE YOU IN CS. 146 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:03,774 - ELEVATOR: FLOOR NUMBER FIVE. - YES, YEAH. 147 00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:06,244 - I'LL SEE YOU AS WELL. - ELEVATOR: GOING UP. 148 00:09:15,654 --> 00:09:17,720 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! JUST COME BACK TOMORROW, ALL RIGHT? 149 00:09:17,722 --> 00:09:19,254 I GOT COMPANY. 150 00:09:19,256 --> 00:09:20,890 WHAT? WHY? WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP? 151 00:09:20,892 --> 00:09:24,259 NOT HERE. 152 00:09:24,261 --> 00:09:27,863 JUST FIGURE IT OUT, MAN. 153 00:09:27,865 --> 00:09:31,165 YEAH, JUST ATE DINNER, TUCKED IN FOR BED NOW. 154 00:09:32,535 --> 00:09:35,303 REALLY COMFORTABLE, ACTUALLY. 155 00:09:35,305 --> 00:09:36,737 UH, YEAH, THE SHEETS YOU GOT ME, 156 00:09:36,739 --> 00:09:39,372 THEY'RE REALLY SOFT. 157 00:09:39,374 --> 00:09:40,710 USING THEM A LOT. 158 00:09:42,411 --> 00:09:44,344 LANCE SEEMS... 159 00:09:44,346 --> 00:09:46,145 PRETTY ACCEPTING OF ME. 160 00:10:04,197 --> 00:10:05,396 HEY! 161 00:10:05,398 --> 00:10:08,499 OH! GET DRESSED, GET DRESSED! 162 00:10:08,501 --> 00:10:10,367 YOU PROMISED ME COFFEE AND BAGELS. 163 00:10:10,369 --> 00:10:12,837 YEAH, I KNOW. I'LL SEND YOU THE GIFT CARD 164 00:10:12,839 --> 00:10:14,638 VIA THE EMAIL FOR BAGEL BROS, 165 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,206 BUT RIGHT NOW YOU GOTTA GET DRESSED, 166 00:10:16,208 --> 00:10:17,708 - YOU'RE GOING OUT THE WINDOW. - EXCUSE ME? 167 00:10:17,710 --> 00:10:19,843 YEAH, YOU'RE EXITING VIA WINDOW. 168 00:10:19,845 --> 00:10:21,344 ARE YOU CRAZY? 169 00:10:21,346 --> 00:10:22,545 IT'S LITERALLY JUST THE GROUND FLOOR, 170 00:10:22,547 --> 00:10:24,213 YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. 171 00:10:24,215 --> 00:10:25,748 ALL THOSE NICE THINGS I SAID ABOUT YOU LAST NIGHT, 172 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,249 I TAKE THEM ALL BACK. 173 00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:28,684 HEY, HEY, HEY! YOU IN THERE? 174 00:10:28,686 --> 00:10:31,219 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! I'M COMING, POPS! 175 00:10:31,221 --> 00:10:33,588 I'M JUST... UM... PUTTING ON SOME PANTS. 176 00:10:33,590 --> 00:10:35,690 WHAT'S YOUR DAD DOING HERE? 177 00:10:35,692 --> 00:10:37,759 I THINK HE'S JUST BRINGING ME MY STUFF, ALL RIGHT? 178 00:10:37,761 --> 00:10:39,628 BUT IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO, COME ON. 179 00:10:39,630 --> 00:10:40,929 I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS. 180 00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:43,900 HEY! BIMBO FLYING! SOMEBODY CATCH HER! 181 00:10:48,270 --> 00:10:49,870 HEY! 182 00:10:49,872 --> 00:10:51,672 DUDE... 183 00:10:51,674 --> 00:10:53,641 I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT. 184 00:10:53,643 --> 00:10:54,777 COME HERE. 185 00:10:56,778 --> 00:10:59,245 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN. 186 00:10:59,247 --> 00:11:00,613 THANKS FOR COMING OUT. 187 00:11:00,615 --> 00:11:01,781 WOW! 188 00:11:01,783 --> 00:11:03,315 YOU HAD A GOOD TRIP UP? 189 00:11:03,317 --> 00:11:04,616 YEAH, GREAT TRIP! WOW! 190 00:11:04,618 --> 00:11:06,885 - GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. - WOW! 191 00:11:06,887 --> 00:11:08,420 WELL, THIS IS THE SPOT. 192 00:11:08,422 --> 00:11:09,721 AWESOME, BRO, THIS IS AWESOME. 193 00:11:09,723 --> 00:11:11,890 DESK, BED... 194 00:11:11,892 --> 00:11:14,760 - HEY, THIS IS INGA. - INGA? 195 00:11:14,762 --> 00:11:18,262 - HI. - INGA? 196 00:11:18,264 --> 00:11:20,898 WHAT HAPPENED TO FABIOLA? 197 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:24,234 - INGA HAPPENED TO FABIOLA. - OH. 198 00:11:24,236 --> 00:11:26,336 ALL GOOD, ALL GOOD. 199 00:11:26,338 --> 00:11:28,738 - OKAY. - HEY, INGA, UNPACK EVERYTHING, 200 00:11:28,740 --> 00:11:31,241 AND THEN KINDA PUT IT ALL AWAY NICE AND ORGANIZED. 201 00:11:31,243 --> 00:11:32,942 - SURE. - I'MA TAKE THE BIG GUY OUT TO BREAKFAST. 202 00:11:32,944 --> 00:11:34,376 - SURE. - IS THAT GREAT? 203 00:11:34,378 --> 00:11:35,847 BAGELS AND COFFEE. 204 00:11:39,617 --> 00:11:42,718 WHICH WOULD MAKE THAT... 205 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:46,320 SORRY I'M LATE, PROFESSOR, I WAS JUST, UM... 206 00:11:46,322 --> 00:11:49,791 READING THAT BOOK IN YOUR SYLLABUS. 207 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:52,260 SO LATENESS WILL PUT YOU ON THE FAST TRACK 208 00:11:52,262 --> 00:11:53,961 TO GETTING AN F IN MY CLASS. 209 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,665 TAKE A SEAT. 210 00:11:57,033 --> 00:11:58,900 AND WIPE THE GIRL OFF YOUR FACE, PLEASE. 211 00:11:58,902 --> 00:12:02,602 ALL RIGHT, SO, YOUR ASSIGNMENT 212 00:12:02,604 --> 00:12:04,638 WAS TO CREATE TRUTH TABLES 213 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,539 BASED ON THE READING. 214 00:12:06,541 --> 00:12:10,010 SO, WHO AMONG YOU DID THE ASSIGNMENT? 215 00:12:10,012 --> 00:12:14,046 UM, I COMPLETED THE ASSIGNMENT, PROFESSOR BARNES. 216 00:12:14,048 --> 00:12:16,448 I'M SORRY, TODAY'S THE FIRST DAY OF CLASS, 217 00:12:16,450 --> 00:12:17,917 WHEN DID YOU ASSIGN THIS? 218 00:12:17,919 --> 00:12:19,784 IT WAS IN YOUR SYLLABUS I SENT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU 219 00:12:19,786 --> 00:12:21,953 OVER TWO WEEKS AGO. 220 00:12:21,955 --> 00:12:23,455 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 221 00:12:23,457 --> 00:12:24,856 UH, JAMES SINGER. 222 00:12:24,858 --> 00:12:26,925 ALL RIGHT, JAMES, SINCE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE 223 00:12:26,927 --> 00:12:27,926 WHO APPARENTLY READ THE SYLLABUS, 224 00:12:27,928 --> 00:12:29,660 OR COMPLETED THE ASSIGNMENT, 225 00:12:29,662 --> 00:12:32,663 WOULD YOU CARE TO STAND UP AND EXPLAIN IT TO THE CLASS? 226 00:12:32,665 --> 00:12:34,631 UH, YEAH, OF COURSE, YEAH. 227 00:12:34,633 --> 00:12:36,700 THAT, MY FRIEND, PUTS YOU ON THE FAST TRACK TO GETTING AN A, 228 00:12:36,702 --> 00:12:37,903 OKAY? 229 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:45,942 UH... 230 00:12:45,944 --> 00:12:50,712 ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T DO IT, IT WAS A DIFFERENT ONE. 231 00:12:50,714 --> 00:12:52,681 I DIDN'T COMPLETE IT AT ALL, ACTUALLY. 232 00:12:52,683 --> 00:12:54,583 UH-HUH. 233 00:12:54,585 --> 00:12:57,085 GOD, I MISS NEW HAVEN. 234 00:12:57,087 --> 00:12:58,787 LISTEN... 235 00:12:58,789 --> 00:13:02,723 ...THIS CLASS IS YOUR DOORWAY TO EVERY OTHER 236 00:13:02,725 --> 00:13:06,660 COMPUTER SCIENCE COURSE IN THIS ENTIRE COLLEGE. 237 00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:08,763 IT IS A REQUIREMENT THAT I MAKE IT TOUGH. 238 00:13:08,765 --> 00:13:10,597 WHY IS THAT A REQUIREMENT? 239 00:13:10,599 --> 00:13:12,365 TO WEED OUT THE UNWORTHY. 240 00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:14,567 THE CODING FIELD IS OVERCROWDED WITH DABBLERS, 241 00:13:14,569 --> 00:13:16,836 AND I FOR ONE... EXCUSE ME, TAKE THOSE OFF! 242 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:18,838 THANK YOU. 243 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,340 AND STOP LOOKING AT YOUR NAILS, THANK YOU. 244 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:24,510 SO, IF YOU WANT TO TAKE ANY OTHER COMPUTER SCIENCE COURSES 245 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,811 AT THIS COLLEGE, OR YOU WANT A CAREER IN IT, 246 00:13:25,813 --> 00:13:27,513 YOU HAVE TO TAKE MY CLASS, 247 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:31,516 AND IN ORDER TO PASS MY CLASS, YOU HAVE TO WORK... 248 00:13:31,518 --> 00:13:33,551 VERY HARD. 249 00:13:33,553 --> 00:13:35,288 CLASS DISMISSED. 250 00:13:47,866 --> 00:13:49,868 - WHAT'S UP? - HEY, SQUARE. 251 00:13:51,502 --> 00:13:53,036 LISTEN, ME AND THE OTHER STUDENTS, 252 00:13:53,038 --> 00:13:55,771 WE KINDA... WE'VE COME UP WITH A PLAN. 253 00:13:55,773 --> 00:13:56,906 FOR WHAT? 254 00:13:56,908 --> 00:13:59,508 TO PASS CS. 255 00:13:59,510 --> 00:14:01,110 UH, WHAT'S THE PLAN? 256 00:14:01,112 --> 00:14:05,080 BRO, ARE YOU GONNA SLEEP WITH PROFESSOR BARNES? 257 00:14:05,082 --> 00:14:06,514 - NO, I'M NOT GONNA SLEEP WITH PROFESSOR BARNES. - THAT'S GNARLY. 258 00:14:06,516 --> 00:14:08,483 DON'T DO IT. 259 00:14:08,485 --> 00:14:11,052 SHE WOULD PROBABLY FALL INTO A DEPRESSION, EVEN THOUGH SHE DIGS ME. 260 00:14:11,054 --> 00:14:12,987 THE THING IS I WOULD GET EXPELLED AND WE DON'T WANT THAT, 261 00:14:12,989 --> 00:14:15,489 SO WE HAVE TO DO THIS A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT. 262 00:14:15,491 --> 00:14:16,723 HERE'S WHAT I'M THINKING, 263 00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:20,093 SHE CAN'T FAIL ALL OF US AT ONCE, OKAY? 264 00:14:20,095 --> 00:14:23,396 SO WE EITHER SINK TOGETHER OR WE DROWN TOGETHER. 265 00:14:23,398 --> 00:14:25,498 ISN'T THAT THE SAME THING? I THINK IT'S THE SAME THING. 266 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,699 YEAH, I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S THE POINT. 267 00:14:26,701 --> 00:14:28,501 I... I KNOW. 268 00:14:28,503 --> 00:14:31,070 I'M GONNA TELL YOU IF AND WHEN WE DO THE ASSIGNMENTS, 269 00:14:31,072 --> 00:14:32,138 OKAY? 270 00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:33,538 HOW ARE YOU GONNA LEARN? 271 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,608 WHAT? 272 00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:39,044 HOW ARE WE GONNA LEARN? BRO, WE DON'T WANNA LEARN. 273 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,412 WE JUST WANNA PASS THE CS REQUIREMENTS. 274 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:44,049 NO, SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, WESLEY. 275 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,417 SORRY, I HATE HIM. I WANT TO LEARN. 276 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,054 SEE, HE WANTS TO LEARN. 277 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,590 DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE PLAN OR NOT? 278 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:55,792 - HE WANTS TO... - DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING? 279 00:14:55,794 --> 00:15:00,163 - I UNDERSTAND. - GOOD. 280 00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:01,965 WE'LL BE IN CONTACT. 281 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:05,134 TILL THEN, DO YOU, BOO-BOO. 282 00:15:05,136 --> 00:15:06,635 COME ON GUYS, LET'S GO. 283 00:15:06,637 --> 00:15:08,570 - SEE YOU LATER, ALLIGATOR. - OKAY, OKAY. 284 00:15:08,572 --> 00:15:09,838 - REMEMBER THAT. - LOVE YOU. 285 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,607 WHAT? 286 00:15:11,609 --> 00:15:14,776 ALL RIGHT, NOW GUYS, WHAT DATING APP WOULD YOU RECOMMEND? 287 00:15:14,778 --> 00:15:16,444 NONE OF 'EM, MAN, DATING IS FOR PUTZES. 288 00:15:16,446 --> 00:15:18,146 WHY WOULD I WASTE MY MONEY ON A MOVIE? 289 00:15:18,148 --> 00:15:20,648 - OR DINNER? - OR FLOWERS? 290 00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:22,550 YOU KNOW, I NEVER GAVE A GIRL FLOWERS. 291 00:15:22,552 --> 00:15:25,086 HEY, DON'T DISS FLOWERS, MY DAD GIVES MY MOM FLOWERS 292 00:15:25,088 --> 00:15:26,653 ALL THE TIME AND IT ALWAYS MAKES HER HAPPY. 293 00:15:26,655 --> 00:15:27,955 THAT WENT OUT WITH THE 20TH CENTURY. 294 00:15:27,957 --> 00:15:29,123 I'M GONNA FALL. 295 00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:30,624 IT'S A WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY. 296 00:15:30,626 --> 00:15:32,092 YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S A NUMBERS GAME. 297 00:15:32,094 --> 00:15:35,862 SEE, THE MARKET IS SATURATED IN SINGLE, SLUTTY GIRLS, 298 00:15:35,864 --> 00:15:37,898 AND IT'S A BUYER'S MARKET. 299 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:39,632 HEY, LANCE, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE? 300 00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:41,100 ACTUALLY NO, WE'RE IN A BOARD MEETING, 301 00:15:41,102 --> 00:15:45,503 - IT'S KINDA PRIVATE. - OH, YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME? 302 00:15:45,505 --> 00:15:47,106 WELL, DO I KNOW YOU? 303 00:15:47,108 --> 00:15:50,541 UH, YEAH, WE SLEPT TOGETHER. 304 00:15:50,543 --> 00:15:53,177 - UM... - YOU NEVER CALLED. 305 00:15:53,179 --> 00:15:55,747 I WILL CALL YOU. 306 00:15:55,749 --> 00:15:57,514 I PROMISE, I WILL CALL YOU. 307 00:15:57,516 --> 00:15:59,850 OKAY? 308 00:15:59,852 --> 00:16:00,918 BYE. 309 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:04,821 HE IS NOT GONNA CALL YOU. 310 00:16:04,823 --> 00:16:07,090 SO WHAT WOULD YOU GUYS SAY IS THE BEST HOOK-UP APP? 311 00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,659 UM... 312 00:16:09,661 --> 00:16:12,195 WELL, I GUESS THE PERFECT APP HASN'T EVEN BEEN CREATED YET. 313 00:16:12,197 --> 00:16:14,630 - WHOA. - HELLO. 314 00:16:14,632 --> 00:16:17,499 YEAH, BUT WHAT FEATURES DO YOU THINK WE NEED? 315 00:16:17,501 --> 00:16:20,269 YOU KNOW, IT WOULD HAVE A GIRL AIRLIFTED OUT OF MY BED 316 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,238 - THE SECOND I'M FINISHED WITH HER. - OOH! 317 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,840 YIKES, I DON'T THINK TELEPORTATION EXISTS YET, LANCE, SO... 318 00:16:25,842 --> 00:16:27,842 I WAS BEING THEORETICAL. 319 00:16:27,844 --> 00:16:29,510 YEAH, THEORETICAL. 320 00:16:29,512 --> 00:16:32,613 YOU KNOW, IT WOULD HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT A GIRL 321 00:16:32,615 --> 00:16:34,648 COULDN'T FIND ME AFTER, YOU KNOW? 322 00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:35,983 OR EVEN IF SHE WANTED TO FIND ME 323 00:16:35,985 --> 00:16:38,518 SHE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO BECAUSE THE INFORMATION 324 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:41,088 WOULD GET LOST OR MAYBE IT WOULD JUST MORPH MY ACCOUNT 325 00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:42,789 INTO SOME OTHER ACCOUNT. 326 00:16:42,791 --> 00:16:44,557 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, NO, NO, I GET WHAT YOU MEAN, 327 00:16:44,559 --> 00:16:47,560 LIKE, YOU COULD MIX UP OUR IDENTITY OR SOMETHING. 328 00:16:47,562 --> 00:16:50,096 YEAH, IT'S PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY WHAT I JUST SAID. 329 00:16:50,098 --> 00:16:52,265 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 330 00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:54,766 WHY DON'T WE JUST CREATE AN APP LIKE THAT. 331 00:16:54,768 --> 00:16:58,236 OH, YOU KNOW HOW TO CODE? 332 00:16:58,238 --> 00:17:00,538 BUT WE'RE TAKING A COMPUTER SCIENCE CLASS, 333 00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:02,040 WE CAN LEARN. 334 00:17:02,042 --> 00:17:04,642 NO, WE CAN'T. NOT TO DO SOMETHING THAT SOPHISTICATED. 335 00:17:04,644 --> 00:17:06,043 WE DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE BOOK. 336 00:17:06,045 --> 00:17:08,948 YEAH, WE CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE SYLLABUS. 337 00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:16,320 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 338 00:17:16,322 --> 00:17:18,154 DISRUPTION IS NOT AN APP. 339 00:17:18,156 --> 00:17:20,056 DISRUPTION IS NOT GADGET. 340 00:17:20,058 --> 00:17:22,624 DISRUPTION IS NOT A BUSINESS MODEL. 341 00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:26,895 DISRUPTION IS CATACLYSMIC CHANGE IN HUMAN BEHAVIOR 342 00:17:26,897 --> 00:17:29,231 BROUGHT ON BY CONSENSUS. 343 00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:31,233 I'M NOT DOING THE HOMEWORK, I'M JUST READING THE BOOK. 344 00:17:31,235 --> 00:17:32,968 YOU DIDN'T SAY I COULDN'T READ THE BOOK, IS THAT OKAY? 345 00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:36,037 RELAX. WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE BOOK? 346 00:17:36,039 --> 00:17:38,006 IT'S ON THE SYLLABUS. 347 00:17:38,008 --> 00:17:40,241 IT'S "PROGRAMMING SOCIAL ENGAGEMENT PLATFORMS." 348 00:17:40,243 --> 00:17:42,110 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 349 00:17:42,112 --> 00:17:43,910 - YOU'RE KIDDING. - I NEVER KID. 350 00:17:43,912 --> 00:17:45,746 WELL, I THINK THAT MIGHT BE A PROBLEM, JAMES. 351 00:17:45,748 --> 00:17:47,281 - HEY, THAT'S MINE. - WELL, IT'S A NICE PHONE CASE. 352 00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,583 - THANK YOU. - IT'S BIRDS. 353 00:17:49,585 --> 00:17:51,885 - MM-HMM. - IS THE BOOK HARD? 354 00:17:51,887 --> 00:17:52,886 I'VE READ IT BEFORE. 355 00:17:52,888 --> 00:17:53,987 I MEAN THE ORIGINAL EDITION. 356 00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:55,755 WHAT, IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS? 357 00:17:55,757 --> 00:17:57,226 NO, WHEN I WAS IN SIXTH GRADE. 358 00:17:59,127 --> 00:18:01,260 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN CODING FOR? 359 00:18:01,262 --> 00:18:05,697 - SINCE I WAS SEVEN. - HMM. 360 00:18:05,699 --> 00:18:06,698 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 361 00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:08,767 OH, YOU'VE BEEN PROMOTED. 362 00:18:08,769 --> 00:18:10,869 YOU'RE INVITED TO MY BOARD MEETING. 363 00:18:10,871 --> 00:18:12,072 COME ON, GRAB YOUR STUFF. 364 00:18:17,109 --> 00:18:19,344 GRAB A CHAIR. 365 00:18:19,346 --> 00:18:21,045 WHOA, OKAY. 366 00:18:21,047 --> 00:18:24,614 ALL RIGHT, UH, DANIEL, WESLEY, YOU REMEMBER JAMES. 367 00:18:24,616 --> 00:18:26,383 JAMES, THIS IS DANIEL AND WESLEY. 368 00:18:26,385 --> 00:18:27,984 - WHAT'S UP? - HOW'S IT GOING, BUDDY? 369 00:18:27,986 --> 00:18:29,886 OKAY, IF THIS IS ABOUT COMPUTER SCIENCE, 370 00:18:29,888 --> 00:18:31,621 I'M JUST GONNA SAY, 371 00:18:31,623 --> 00:18:33,990 MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL DO THE HOMEWORK, I'M JUST SAYING. 372 00:18:33,992 --> 00:18:36,725 UH, YOU HAVEN'T QUITE GOTTEN TO VOTING STATUS YET, 373 00:18:36,727 --> 00:18:40,396 SO FOR RIGHT NOW YOU'RE JUST CONSULTANT, OKAY? 374 00:18:40,398 --> 00:18:41,897 OF COURSE, YEAH. 375 00:18:41,899 --> 00:18:43,665 - SO, I HAVE AN IDEA. - WHOA! 376 00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,033 - HEY. - WE HAVE AN IDEA, 377 00:18:45,035 --> 00:18:47,802 AND WE WOULD LIKE TO HIRE YOU. 378 00:18:47,804 --> 00:18:50,137 TO DO WHAT? 379 00:18:50,139 --> 00:18:51,338 TO BUILD AN APP. 380 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:52,973 WE NEED TO INTERVIEW HIM FIRST 381 00:18:52,975 --> 00:18:54,707 BEFORE WE GIVE HIM ANY JOB. 382 00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:56,243 TRUE, TRUE. 383 00:18:56,245 --> 00:18:57,911 HAVE YOU EVER BUILT AN APP BEFORE? 384 00:18:57,913 --> 00:18:59,079 YES. 385 00:18:59,081 --> 00:19:00,713 OKAY, WELL, TELL US ABOUT IT. 386 00:19:00,715 --> 00:19:03,650 - WHICH ONE? - WHOA, WHOA! WHICH ONE? 387 00:19:03,652 --> 00:19:05,151 LIKE THERE'S MULTIPLE APPS THAT YOU'VE MADE? 388 00:19:05,153 --> 00:19:09,755 UH, WELL, YEAH, I'VE BUILT 17 FOR IOS, 389 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,156 AND 12 FOR ANDROID. 390 00:19:11,158 --> 00:19:13,125 OKAY, SO WHAT DO THEY DO? 391 00:19:13,127 --> 00:19:17,229 UH, OKAY, WELL, ONE OF THEM LEAD HOMELESS PEOPLE TO SHELTERS, 392 00:19:17,231 --> 00:19:18,930 ANOTHER ONE ASSISTED THE BLIND, 393 00:19:18,932 --> 00:19:21,333 UH, ONE PUBLIC THOROUGH FARES, 394 00:19:21,335 --> 00:19:24,368 ANOTHER ONE HOSTED LOCAL FOOD DRIVES, UM... 395 00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:27,171 OKAY, WELL, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO DO SOMETHING THAT'S IMPORTANT. 396 00:19:27,173 --> 00:19:30,674 HEY, CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE THAT THIS GENIUS IS MY ROOMMATE? 397 00:19:30,676 --> 00:19:31,975 I MEAN, HOW PERFECT IS THAT? 398 00:19:31,977 --> 00:19:33,110 OOH-HOO-HOO-HOO! THIS IS PERFECT. 399 00:19:33,112 --> 00:19:34,711 MM-HMM, I LOVE IT. 400 00:19:34,713 --> 00:19:38,348 JAMES, YOU ARE GOING TO BUILD ONE MORE APP, 401 00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:41,184 AND THIS APP WILL TAKE THE WORLD BY STORM. 402 00:19:41,186 --> 00:19:42,818 WELL, WHAT'S IT GONNA DO? 403 00:19:42,820 --> 00:19:43,819 JAMES, IT'S QUITE SIMPLE. 404 00:19:43,821 --> 00:19:45,321 WE TAKE MEN AND WOMEN 405 00:19:45,323 --> 00:19:47,755 AND WE PUT THEM TOGETHER SO THEY CAN MEET UP. 406 00:19:47,757 --> 00:19:49,691 - SO, A DATING APP. - NOT A DATING APP. 407 00:19:49,693 --> 00:19:51,793 HOOK-UPS. 408 00:19:51,795 --> 00:19:53,194 THERE'S ALREADY HOOK-UP APPS OUT THERE. 409 00:19:53,196 --> 00:19:55,763 NO, BUT NOT LIKE THIS ONE. 410 00:19:55,765 --> 00:19:57,198 WHAT'S SO DIFFERENT ABOUT THIS ONE? 411 00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:00,734 THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT TO BE ON THIS APP, 412 00:20:00,736 --> 00:20:02,970 YOU HAVE TO AGREE TO CERTAIN TERMS AND CONDITIONS 413 00:20:02,972 --> 00:20:04,805 THAT WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU, ONE, 414 00:20:04,807 --> 00:20:06,206 DO NOT ASK FOR NAMES, 415 00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:09,042 TWO, YOU WILL NOT ASK TO SEE THE PERSON AGAIN, 416 00:20:09,044 --> 00:20:12,712 AND, THREE, BY NO MEANS, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, 417 00:20:12,714 --> 00:20:15,281 WILL YOU DATE ANYBODY ON THE APP. 418 00:20:15,283 --> 00:20:17,083 AND THAT MEANS THAT ALL THE GUYS ARE GONNA BE ON IT. 419 00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,484 AND ALL THE GIRLS ARE GONNA HAVE TO BE ON IT 420 00:20:18,486 --> 00:20:21,887 IF THEY WANT TO BE WITH ANYONE. MM-HMM. 421 00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:25,157 OKAY, WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH A GIRL KNOWING YOUR NAME, 422 00:20:25,159 --> 00:20:26,158 OR EVEN WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE? 423 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,393 WHAT'S SO BAD? 424 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,827 WELL, I GUESS THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW 425 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,697 AND YOU TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO CODE. 426 00:20:35,469 --> 00:20:38,135 DO YOU THINK... 427 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:41,405 ALL THE GIRLS WILL BE ON THE APP? 428 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,040 OH, OKAY. SO HE DOES LIKE GIRLS. 429 00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:45,442 PAY UP. 430 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:46,776 DUDE, I'M NOT GAY. 431 00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:48,978 I DO... I LIKE ONE GIRL. 432 00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:50,213 I'M NOT SAYING WHO IT IS. 433 00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:53,116 STICK AROUND, OKAY? LISTEN TO ME, 434 00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:57,920 AND SHE'LL BE EATING OUT OF THE PALM OF YOUR HAND. 435 00:20:57,922 --> 00:20:59,888 WHOA, WHOA, JAMES, JAMES, COME ON. 436 00:20:59,890 --> 00:21:01,423 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? COME BACK. 437 00:21:01,425 --> 00:21:02,725 I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. 438 00:21:05,195 --> 00:21:06,495 SO IT'S A MAYBE. 439 00:21:06,497 --> 00:21:09,363 OKAY, FINE, WELL, YOU WON FAIR AND SQUARE. 440 00:21:09,365 --> 00:21:11,532 PAY UP. 441 00:21:11,534 --> 00:21:13,234 SO, HOW WAS THE HONEYMOON? 442 00:21:13,236 --> 00:21:15,436 IT WAS THE BEST ONE YET. 443 00:21:15,438 --> 00:21:17,471 IT WAS ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS, JAMES. 444 00:21:17,473 --> 00:21:20,273 I TOLD HER, "JUST BRING A PASSPORT." 445 00:21:20,275 --> 00:21:24,277 YOU KNOW, AN ANNUAL HONEYMOON WOULD SAVE ANY MARRIAGE. 446 00:21:24,279 --> 00:21:26,779 I WISH YOU AND LEAH WOULD HAVE TRIED IT, HONEY. 447 00:21:26,781 --> 00:21:29,915 THANKS FOR THE EARLY WARNING, MOM. 448 00:21:29,917 --> 00:21:32,817 UH, JAMES, HAVE YOU MET ANYONE YET? 449 00:21:32,819 --> 00:21:34,986 YEAH, I'VE MET A LOT OF PEOPLE. 450 00:21:34,988 --> 00:21:36,422 ANY GIRLS? 451 00:21:36,424 --> 00:21:39,525 NO, DAD, I'M TRYING TO FOCUS ON MY STUDIES. 452 00:21:39,527 --> 00:21:42,093 I'M GONNA ASK FOR A PATERNITY TEST. 453 00:21:42,095 --> 00:21:44,529 HEY, I SHOULD ASK FOR A PATERNITY TEST. 454 00:21:44,531 --> 00:21:47,197 - OUCH! - VERY FAMILIAR WITH THE GARDENER. 455 00:21:47,199 --> 00:21:49,099 - OH, PHIL. - DAD, I WAS ONLY KIDDING. 456 00:21:49,101 --> 00:21:50,801 ME TOO, ME TOO. 457 00:21:50,803 --> 00:21:54,870 JAMES, IF YOU WANT ANY ADVICE ABOUT THE FAIRER SEX, 458 00:21:54,872 --> 00:21:56,973 YOU SHOULD ASK YOUR GRANDFATHER. 459 00:21:56,975 --> 00:21:59,242 THEY DON'T ACT MUCH FAIRER. 460 00:21:59,244 --> 00:22:03,579 YOU'RE NOT BECOMING AN ANTI-FEMINIST, ARE YOU JAMES? 461 00:22:03,581 --> 00:22:06,047 I DON'T KNOW GRANDPA, I'M STILL STUDYING THE SITUATION. 462 00:22:06,049 --> 00:22:08,317 DAD, I DON'T THINK YOUR ROMANTIC ADVICE PERTAINS 463 00:22:08,319 --> 00:22:09,851 TO JAMES' GENERATION. 464 00:22:09,853 --> 00:22:11,052 THEY'RE DOING EVERYTHING ON THEIR PHONE NOW. 465 00:22:11,054 --> 00:22:12,387 THAT I'D LIKE TO SEE. 466 00:22:12,389 --> 00:22:14,222 I MEAN, THAT'S HOW THEY MEET EACH OTHER. 467 00:22:14,224 --> 00:22:16,824 AND HOOK-UP WITH EACH OTHER AND BREAK-UP WITH EACH OTHER. 468 00:22:16,826 --> 00:22:18,859 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, WOMEN AND MEN 469 00:22:18,861 --> 00:22:20,995 HAVE NOT CHANGED FOR 10,000 YEARS. 470 00:22:20,997 --> 00:22:23,097 PHIL... 471 00:22:23,099 --> 00:22:26,200 ...I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THAT. 472 00:22:26,202 --> 00:22:28,103 HMM, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT. 473 00:22:43,617 --> 00:22:45,284 WHAT? IS THE WELL DRY? 474 00:22:45,286 --> 00:22:48,553 NO, I JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR MY DAD'S CHECK TO CLEAR. 475 00:22:48,555 --> 00:22:50,087 YOU THINK ABOUT MY OFFER? 476 00:22:50,089 --> 00:22:51,322 - TO MAKE THE HOOK-UP APP? - MM-HMM. 477 00:22:51,324 --> 00:22:53,057 YEAH, AND THE ANSWER IS NO, OKAY? 478 00:22:53,059 --> 00:22:55,126 THAT'S THE LAST THING THAT I WANT TO DO. 479 00:22:55,128 --> 00:22:58,095 MAYBE YOU'RE NOT THE RIGHT GUY FOR IT ANYWAY. 480 00:22:58,097 --> 00:23:00,464 I MEAN, IF YOU WERE SO SMART, 481 00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:03,233 YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED TO PRINCETON OR M.I.T., 482 00:23:03,235 --> 00:23:04,968 OR MAYBE EVEN HARVARD, RIGHT? 483 00:23:04,970 --> 00:23:07,404 I GOT INTO PRINCETON, M.I.T., HARVARD, AND STANFORD. 484 00:23:07,406 --> 00:23:09,071 OH, YEAH, THEN WHY AREN'T YOU THERE? 485 00:23:09,073 --> 00:23:11,441 BECAUSE... 486 00:23:11,443 --> 00:23:13,110 MY PARENTS DON'T HAVE THE MONEY. 487 00:23:15,513 --> 00:23:17,613 YEAH, WELL IF YOU WERE SO SMART, 488 00:23:17,615 --> 00:23:20,249 I'M SURE YOU'D HAVE A SCHOLARSHIP, RIGHT? 489 00:23:20,251 --> 00:23:22,050 THE IVYS DON'T GIVE ACADEMIC SCHOLARSHIPS 490 00:23:22,052 --> 00:23:23,519 AND WITH MY FAMILY'S BUSINESS, IT JUST... 491 00:23:23,521 --> 00:23:24,919 YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND. 492 00:23:24,921 --> 00:23:26,554 JAMES, I AM YOUR SAVING GRACE. 493 00:23:26,556 --> 00:23:29,324 I MEAN, IF YOU DO THIS APP, I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE MONEY 494 00:23:29,326 --> 00:23:32,292 TO GO TO WHEREVER YOU WANT TO GO FOR SCHOOLING. 495 00:23:32,294 --> 00:23:33,894 THINK ABOUT IT. 496 00:23:33,896 --> 00:23:36,897 YOU'LL BE LIKE STEVE JOBS OR STEVE WOZNIAK. 497 00:23:36,899 --> 00:23:38,265 BILL GATES AND PAUL ALLEN. 498 00:23:38,267 --> 00:23:40,966 MATT DAMON AND BEN AFFLECK. 499 00:23:40,968 --> 00:23:43,938 LET ME KNOW. OKAY? 500 00:23:48,376 --> 00:23:52,977 SO, UH, WHAT TIME IS YOUR NEXT CLASS? 501 00:23:52,979 --> 00:23:54,379 AN HOUR. 502 00:23:54,381 --> 00:23:56,047 YEAH? 503 00:23:56,049 --> 00:23:57,916 I NEED MY DESK AND MY CHAIR. 504 00:23:57,918 --> 00:24:00,085 WELL, THIS ISN'T GONNA TAKE LONG, RIGHT? IT'S QUICK. 505 00:24:00,087 --> 00:24:01,653 WELL I NEED IT NOW IF YOU WANT MY HELP. 506 00:24:01,655 --> 00:24:04,955 WAIT, HOLD ON, YOU DECIDED TO DO IT? 507 00:24:04,957 --> 00:24:06,056 WELL, THERE ARE CONDITIONS. 508 00:24:06,058 --> 00:24:07,925 LIKE, NO GIRLS, NO PARTIES, 509 00:24:07,927 --> 00:24:09,960 NO STAYING UP UNTIL 3:00 AM WITH FRIENDS. 510 00:24:09,962 --> 00:24:11,395 THIS WILL BECOME A CODING SANCTUARY. 511 00:24:11,397 --> 00:24:13,062 OH, NO, NO, NO. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 512 00:24:13,064 --> 00:24:15,566 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST CODE IN THE STUDY ROOM DOWN THE HALL? 513 00:24:15,568 --> 00:24:18,101 - NO. - WELL, I NEED MY ROOM, DUDE. 514 00:24:18,103 --> 00:24:20,269 WELL, I NEED MY ROOM. 515 00:24:20,271 --> 00:24:23,071 OKAY, WAIT! YES, YES, YEAH, YEAH, 516 00:24:23,073 --> 00:24:25,209 YOU CAN CODE IN HERE. 517 00:24:28,011 --> 00:24:29,311 WILL YOU ALSO MAKE ME BREAKFAST? 518 00:24:29,313 --> 00:24:32,481 NO, I WILL NOT MAKE YOU BREAKFAST, JAMES. 519 00:24:32,483 --> 00:24:36,250 BUT SHE SERIOUSLY DOES HAVE TO GO. 520 00:24:36,252 --> 00:24:38,052 YEAH, OKAY, YOU HEARD THE MAN. 521 00:24:38,054 --> 00:24:40,054 TIME TO SKEDADDLE, GET OUT. 522 00:24:40,056 --> 00:24:42,022 - WILL YOU CALL ME LATER? - PROBABLY NOT. 523 00:24:42,024 --> 00:24:43,357 HE WON'T. 524 00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:45,225 OKAY, I'LL COME BY AFTER CLASS. 525 00:24:45,227 --> 00:24:47,661 NO, NO, NO, JAMES AND I HAVE VERY IMPORTANT WORK TO DO 526 00:24:47,663 --> 00:24:50,397 AND WE NEED PEACE AND QUIET, BUT, THANK YOU. 527 00:24:50,399 --> 00:24:52,167 SERIOUSLY. 528 00:24:54,068 --> 00:24:55,735 I HAVE ONE MORE CONDITION. 529 00:24:55,737 --> 00:24:58,070 I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I'M NOT MAKING BREAKFAST FOR YOU IN BED. 530 00:24:58,072 --> 00:25:00,606 IT'S NOT THAT. I WANT TO DO THIS ANONYMOUSLY. 531 00:25:00,608 --> 00:25:02,441 WELL, THEN WHO IS GONNA TAKE THE CREDIT 532 00:25:02,443 --> 00:25:04,008 FOR DEVELOPING THE APP? 533 00:25:04,010 --> 00:25:05,677 WELL, CONSIDERING I HAVE NOT BEEN ACCORDED 534 00:25:05,679 --> 00:25:07,278 VOTING RIGHTS, STILL. 535 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,213 I WOULD SAY, YOU WOULD TAKE THE CREDIT. 536 00:25:09,215 --> 00:25:10,214 WHO? ME? 537 00:25:10,216 --> 00:25:12,016 - YEAH, YOU. - WHY? 538 00:25:12,018 --> 00:25:14,318 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW I'M A PART OF THIS. 539 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:15,720 WHAT PEOPLE DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW 540 00:25:15,722 --> 00:25:17,020 THAT YOU'RE A PART OF THIS APP? 541 00:25:17,022 --> 00:25:18,455 MY MOTHER, FOR ONE. 542 00:25:18,457 --> 00:25:20,290 OH! 543 00:25:20,292 --> 00:25:22,726 WAIT, WE CAN'T TELL MOMMY? WHY NOT? 544 00:25:22,728 --> 00:25:24,728 OKAY, DO YOU WANT MY HELP OR NOT? 545 00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:26,663 YEAH, NO, YEAH, OBVIOUSLY. 546 00:25:26,665 --> 00:25:28,232 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 547 00:25:31,536 --> 00:25:32,570 LET'S GET STARTED. 548 00:25:37,442 --> 00:25:39,608 I FELT LIKE IT WAS A BAPTISM. 549 00:25:40,610 --> 00:25:42,210 HEY, WHERE'VE YOU GUYS BEEN? 550 00:25:42,212 --> 00:25:44,546 OH, UH... WE'VE BEEN STUDYING. 551 00:25:44,548 --> 00:25:45,747 FOR REAL? 552 00:25:45,749 --> 00:25:48,115 UH-HUH. YEAH, WE'RE ACTUALLY CODING 553 00:25:48,117 --> 00:25:50,451 A NEW BREAKTHROUGH PROJECT. 554 00:25:50,453 --> 00:25:51,618 MM-HMM, AND IT'LL BE OUT SOON, LADIES, SO DON'T FRET. 555 00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:53,287 THAT SOUNDS COOL, WHAT IS IT? 556 00:25:53,289 --> 00:25:55,556 OH, NO, IT'S... WE HAVEN'T MADE IT PUBLIC YET. 557 00:25:55,558 --> 00:25:57,691 WHAT LANGUAGE IS IT IN? 558 00:25:57,693 --> 00:26:02,028 - WHAT... - TELL HER. 559 00:26:02,030 --> 00:26:04,330 - ENGLISH. - YEAH, ENGLISH. 560 00:26:04,332 --> 00:26:05,598 SHE MEANT WHAT PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE. 561 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,400 YEAH, WE KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT, WE'RE NOT GONNA TELL YOU THAT, 562 00:26:07,402 --> 00:26:09,067 OKAY? IT'S PRIVATE. 563 00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:10,538 WE'RE GONNA KEEP IT UNDER WRAPS FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 564 00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:25,716 UH, JAMES... WHAT IS THIS? 565 00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:27,518 YOU WERE LATE FOR OUR MEETING. 566 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,720 - WHERE IS THE TV? - IT'S IN THE CLOSET. 567 00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:32,255 - WHAT ABOUT MY FUTON? - DEFLATED, FOLDED NEATLY, 568 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,324 - AND TUCKED UNDER THE BED. - WHAT? NO, DUDE! 569 00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:36,359 I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY FUTON. 570 00:26:36,361 --> 00:26:38,428 AND I CAN'T CODE ANONYMOUSLY EXCEPT FOR IN THIS ROOM, 571 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,429 AND I CAN'T CODE AT ALL 572 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,733 UNLESS THIS IS MY SANCTUARY. 573 00:26:44,435 --> 00:26:48,136 OKAY, THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO HERE? 574 00:26:48,138 --> 00:26:49,505 I'D LIKE A TURKEY AND SWISS ON RYE 575 00:26:49,507 --> 00:26:51,640 WITH LETTUCE, TOMATO, AND MAYONNAISE, PLEASE. 576 00:26:51,642 --> 00:26:53,775 OH, AND BY THE WAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO DO WITH THIS. 577 00:26:53,777 --> 00:26:55,443 THAT'S PERFECT RIGHT THERE, 578 00:26:55,445 --> 00:26:57,111 AND I AM NOT GONNA BE YOUR WAITER. 579 00:26:57,113 --> 00:26:59,447 - DUDE. - WAIT... OKAY, FINE! 580 00:26:59,449 --> 00:27:02,650 UNLESS IT KEEPS YOU FROM CODING, SIT DOWN. 581 00:27:02,652 --> 00:27:05,218 DO YOUR THING. 582 00:27:05,220 --> 00:27:09,189 UH, AND WHAT LANGUAGE ARE WE DOING THIS IN? 583 00:27:09,191 --> 00:27:11,190 ENGLISH. 584 00:27:11,192 --> 00:27:13,860 NO, I MEANT LIKE THE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE. 585 00:27:13,862 --> 00:27:16,095 - I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT. - OH, WAS IT A JOKE? 586 00:27:16,097 --> 00:27:18,631 - WAS IT FUNNY? - NO. 587 00:27:18,633 --> 00:27:21,534 DON'T TRY IT AGAIN, 'CAUSE FUNNY STUFF DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU, OKAY? 588 00:27:21,536 --> 00:27:23,368 OKAY, I'M SORRY, I WON'T DO IT AGAIN. 589 00:27:23,370 --> 00:27:26,538 DUDE, WHAT'S THE PROGRAMMING? I NEED TO BE ABLE TO TELL PEOPLE 590 00:27:26,540 --> 00:27:27,672 WHAT WE'RE DOING IN HERE. 591 00:27:27,674 --> 00:27:29,407 C, JAVA, HTML, AND RUBY. 592 00:27:31,244 --> 00:27:35,212 OH, DON'T YOU DARE EVEN THINK ABOUT GETTING SICK ON ME, OKAY? 593 00:27:35,214 --> 00:27:38,515 - OKAY. - JUST PUT THAT ON. 594 00:27:38,517 --> 00:27:41,117 WHEN AM I GETTING PAID? 595 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,252 IN TIME FOR YOU TO ENROLL AT M.I.T. 596 00:27:43,254 --> 00:27:44,521 THE DEADLINE IS FEBRUARY FIRST. 597 00:27:44,523 --> 00:27:48,257 I GUESS YOU BETTER GET STARTED. 598 00:27:48,259 --> 00:27:50,560 ALL RIGHT GUYS, SO, UH, I THINK IT'S TIME 599 00:27:50,562 --> 00:27:52,228 FOR A LITTLE POP QUIZ 600 00:27:52,230 --> 00:27:54,129 JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE CAUGHT UP IN ALL YOUR READING. 601 00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:58,199 HEY, UH, TEACH. YEAH, I'D LIKE TO BE EXEMPT 602 00:27:58,201 --> 00:28:00,435 - FROM SAID POP QUIZ. - ON WHAT GROUNDS? 603 00:28:00,437 --> 00:28:02,136 ON THE GROUNDS THAT I'M DEVELOPING A REAL APP 604 00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:03,705 THAT NEEDS MY TIME. 605 00:28:03,707 --> 00:28:07,174 I MEAN, I THINK THAT YOU'D FIND THAT IT MORE THAN FULFILLS 606 00:28:07,176 --> 00:28:09,476 THE COURSE REQUIREMENTS. 607 00:28:09,478 --> 00:28:11,278 COME OVER HERE, LANCE. 608 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,815 COME ON, I WON'T BITE YA, COME ON. 609 00:28:14,817 --> 00:28:17,250 I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST SHARE WITH THE CLASS 610 00:28:17,252 --> 00:28:19,319 DETAILS ABOUT YOUR PROJECT, HM? 611 00:28:19,321 --> 00:28:20,620 - YOU KNOW, I WOULD... - OH. 612 00:28:20,622 --> 00:28:23,256 I REALLY WOULD, BUT MY CONTRACT WITH NASA 613 00:28:23,258 --> 00:28:24,757 PROHIBITS ME FROM SAYING ANYTHING. 614 00:28:24,759 --> 00:28:26,626 GOSH, YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY GOOD FRIENDS 615 00:28:26,628 --> 00:28:27,627 WITH THE DIRECTOR OF NASA. 616 00:28:27,629 --> 00:28:29,328 - ARE YOU? - MM-HMM. 617 00:28:29,330 --> 00:28:32,631 OH, YEAH! WELL, WE'RE WORKING WITH, UH, DNA. YEAH. 618 00:28:32,633 --> 00:28:34,266 YOU'RE WORKING ON DNA? 619 00:28:34,268 --> 00:28:37,603 NO, NO, NO. WE'RE WORKING ON A CODING PROJECT. 620 00:28:37,605 --> 00:28:40,471 OH, SO SIGNED A NON DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT, AN NDA. 621 00:28:40,473 --> 00:28:41,906 YEAH, AN NDA, A NON DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT. 622 00:28:41,908 --> 00:28:43,608 - RIGHT. - A STANDARD ONE TOO. 623 00:28:43,610 --> 00:28:44,942 - OH, A STANDARD. - I APOLOGIZE FOR THEM. 624 00:28:44,944 --> 00:28:46,309 A STANDARD ONE, OKAY, GREAT. 625 00:28:46,311 --> 00:28:47,912 YEAH, SO THAT MEANS, YOU KNOW, 626 00:28:47,914 --> 00:28:49,814 IF WE WERE EVER TO SAY ANYTHING, 627 00:28:49,816 --> 00:28:51,181 WE WOULD BE... 628 00:28:51,183 --> 00:28:52,415 DEAD, KILLED IN OUR SLEEP. 629 00:28:52,417 --> 00:28:54,584 - AND WHO WOULD WANT THAT? - NOT ME. 630 00:28:54,586 --> 00:28:56,218 ALL RIGHT, BUT, YOU KNOW, 631 00:28:56,220 --> 00:28:58,554 I THINK YOU CAN SHARE WITH THE CLASS 632 00:28:58,556 --> 00:28:59,823 WHAT LANGUAGE YOU'RE WORKING IN. 633 00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:02,458 - OH... - WOULD THAT BE ENGLISH, LANCE? 634 00:29:02,460 --> 00:29:03,792 - OH, YEAH? - WOULD THAT BE ENGLISH, LANCE? 635 00:29:03,794 --> 00:29:06,562 NAH, NO. THAT WOULD NOT BE ENGLISH. 636 00:29:06,564 --> 00:29:09,566 ACTUALLY, WE'RE WORKING IN C, JAVA, HTML, AND RUBY, SO... 637 00:29:12,636 --> 00:29:13,935 DOES THIS PROJECT HAVE A NAME? 638 00:29:13,937 --> 00:29:16,236 DOES THIS PROJECT HAVE A NAME, 639 00:29:16,238 --> 00:29:18,775 YES, IT HAS A NAME. IT'S CALLED "JUNGLE." 640 00:29:20,877 --> 00:29:23,543 ALL RIGHT, LANCE, I'LL EXPECT A SUMMARY 641 00:29:23,545 --> 00:29:25,479 WITH ALL PROPRIETARY INFORMATION REDACTED, OF COURSE, 642 00:29:25,481 --> 00:29:26,913 UH, BY THE NEXT CLASS, 643 00:29:26,915 --> 00:29:29,616 AND IF I APPROVE, THEN, FINE, YOU CAN MISS OUT 644 00:29:29,618 --> 00:29:32,218 ON A FEW QUIZZES. 645 00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:34,553 - THANK YOU. - OKAY, AS FOR THE REST OF YOU, 646 00:29:34,555 --> 00:29:37,358 YOU WILL FIND THE QUIZ IF YOU PRESS ENTER. 647 00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:40,793 HONEY, IT'S THIS BUTTON. 648 00:29:40,795 --> 00:29:46,531 OKAY. GOOD BOY. 649 00:29:46,533 --> 00:29:50,568 ...JAVA, HTML, RUBY, C, JAVA, HTML... 650 00:29:50,570 --> 00:29:54,005 HOW'S IT GOING? 651 00:29:54,007 --> 00:29:55,739 THE ARCHITECTURE'S STARTING TO FLOW. 652 00:29:55,741 --> 00:29:57,741 BY THE WAY, YOU GOTTA COME UP WITH, UM, 653 00:29:57,743 --> 00:29:59,777 A FULL SUMMARY OF THE PROJECT 654 00:29:59,779 --> 00:30:02,278 FOR PROFESSOR BARNES. I GOTTA GIVE HER ONE. 655 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,513 OKAY, I'LL WORK ON THAT TOMORROW. 656 00:30:04,749 --> 00:30:07,450 HEY, HEY! COULD YOU HOLD IT DOWN? 657 00:30:07,452 --> 00:30:09,986 PLEASE, I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER ALL THESE TERMS. 658 00:30:09,988 --> 00:30:10,987 I THINK I'M GETTING SICK. 659 00:30:10,989 --> 00:30:13,321 I'M GOING TO BED NOW. 660 00:30:13,323 --> 00:30:15,290 ALL RIGHT, BUT JUST, YOU KNOW, MAKE SURE YOU GET 661 00:30:15,292 --> 00:30:16,760 RIGHT BACK TO WORK IN THE MORNING. 662 00:30:19,530 --> 00:30:21,630 HOY! COME ON, TIME TO GET UP. 663 00:30:21,632 --> 00:30:23,832 LET'S GO. 664 00:30:23,834 --> 00:30:25,332 COME ON. 665 00:30:25,334 --> 00:30:28,536 I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I'VE GOT A BAD COLD. 666 00:30:28,538 --> 00:30:31,706 OH, NO, NO, NO. HOW LONG IS THAT GONNA SET US BACK? 667 00:30:31,708 --> 00:30:34,507 LET'S SEE... 668 00:30:34,509 --> 00:30:37,644 IF IT'S JUST A COLD, A COUPLE DAYS. 669 00:30:37,646 --> 00:30:42,314 IF IT'S A SINUS INFECTION, IT COULD BE A COUPLE WEEKS. 670 00:30:42,316 --> 00:30:44,750 WELL... OKAY, WHAT... OKAY THEN, WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO 671 00:30:44,752 --> 00:30:47,753 TO MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T TURN INTO THE INFECTION THING? 672 00:30:47,755 --> 00:30:52,658 UH, WELL, MY MOM WOULD USUALLY MAKE ME A POT OF HOT TEA, 673 00:30:52,660 --> 00:30:53,892 ALTERNATING WITH SOME ORANGE JUICE, 674 00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:58,796 WITH 6,000 GRAMS OF VITAMIN C CRYSTALS. 675 00:30:58,798 --> 00:31:01,032 OH, AND SOME CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP, OF COURSE. 676 00:31:01,034 --> 00:31:03,400 I'M NOT YOUR MOM, JAMES. 677 00:31:03,402 --> 00:31:05,803 OKAY. 678 00:31:05,805 --> 00:31:08,407 SHOULD LAST NO MORE THAN A MONTH. 679 00:31:18,583 --> 00:31:20,585 HEY! 680 00:31:32,095 --> 00:31:33,995 LANCE! LANCE! 681 00:31:33,997 --> 00:31:35,697 UH, YEAH? 682 00:31:35,699 --> 00:31:39,333 UH, LISTEN, I JUST FINISHED READING YOUR PROPOSAL. 683 00:31:39,335 --> 00:31:41,535 I'M REALLY IMPRESSED. 684 00:31:41,537 --> 00:31:44,772 YOU EXEMPLIFY EVERYTHING I AM TRYING TO CULTIVATE 685 00:31:44,774 --> 00:31:46,874 IN THIS CLASS. I'M BLOWN AWAY BECAUSE AT FIRST 686 00:31:46,876 --> 00:31:49,742 I THOUGHT, UGH! BUT YOU'VE SURPRISED ME. 687 00:31:49,744 --> 00:31:51,644 SO I THINK I CAN AGREE TO YOUR TERMS. 688 00:31:51,646 --> 00:31:55,681 OF COURSE, PENDING THE SUBMISSION OF YOUR CODED PROGRAM. 689 00:31:55,683 --> 00:31:57,016 OF COURSE, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 690 00:31:57,018 --> 00:31:59,818 ALL RIGHT. 691 00:31:59,820 --> 00:32:02,689 - NICE COSTUME. - I LIKE YOURS. 692 00:32:12,131 --> 00:32:17,402 - YOU'RE A GENIUS, MAN! - THEY ARE GOING TO BUILD A SHRINE TO MY GREATNESS! 693 00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:25,775 HEY! 694 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:28,379 I'M WORKING, COME BACK TOMORROW. 695 00:32:30,015 --> 00:32:33,415 YES, YES, HE'S WORKING ON GETTING "JUNGLE" RIGHT NOW, 696 00:32:33,417 --> 00:32:35,753 I HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL. 697 00:32:40,857 --> 00:32:42,890 OKAY. 698 00:32:42,892 --> 00:32:47,061 I THINK "JUNGLE" IS OFFICIALLY READY FOR BETA ROLL OUT. 699 00:32:47,063 --> 00:32:49,531 - WHAT? REALLY? - YEAH. 700 00:32:56,939 --> 00:32:59,505 AH, DUDE. 701 00:32:59,507 --> 00:33:01,874 YOU KNOW WHAT? I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS, DUDE. 702 00:33:01,876 --> 00:33:04,643 THERE COULD BE A SLIGHT PROBLEM, THOUGH. 703 00:33:04,645 --> 00:33:06,445 WHAT PROBLEM? WHAT IS IT? 704 00:33:06,447 --> 00:33:09,514 UM, I MEAN THERE'S NO LOGICAL INCENTIVE FOR THE USERS 705 00:33:09,516 --> 00:33:14,452 OF OTHER HOOK-UP APPS TO TRANSFER OVER TO JUNGLE, 706 00:33:14,454 --> 00:33:15,954 - YOU KNOW? - I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT. 707 00:33:15,956 --> 00:33:19,090 YEAH. I MEAN, THERE'S GOTTA BE A MATHEMATICAL THEOREM 708 00:33:19,092 --> 00:33:21,758 TO CONVINCE THEM. 709 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,095 ALL RIGHT, LADIES. MY BOY LANCE RIGHT NOW 710 00:33:24,097 --> 00:33:25,863 IS GONNA BREAK IT DOWN FOR Y'ALL RIGHT NOW. 711 00:33:25,865 --> 00:33:27,731 LISTEN UP, Y'ALL. WE GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT. 712 00:33:27,733 --> 00:33:29,132 WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, 713 00:33:29,134 --> 00:33:32,035 IS GET OFF OF ALL OF THE OTHER MATING APPS 714 00:33:32,037 --> 00:33:33,703 AND GET ONTO JUNGLE. 715 00:33:33,705 --> 00:33:35,605 MY BOY DANIEL HERE, HE DID ALL THE MATHEMATICS, 716 00:33:35,607 --> 00:33:36,873 HE'S GONNA BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU. 717 00:33:36,875 --> 00:33:38,708 IT'S ALL HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 718 00:33:38,710 --> 00:33:40,176 I HAVE COME UP WITH A SIMPLISTIC 719 00:33:40,178 --> 00:33:42,510 YET INTUITIVE MATHEMATICAL FORMULA 720 00:33:42,512 --> 00:33:44,846 THAT WORKS 10 OUT OF 10 TIMES, AND IT'S QUITE EASY. 721 00:33:44,848 --> 00:33:46,982 ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS DITCH THE OTHER HOOK-UP APPS 722 00:33:46,984 --> 00:33:49,517 AND SWITCH TO "JUNGLE" AND THE RESULTS 723 00:33:49,519 --> 00:33:51,186 WILL ASTOUND YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 724 00:33:51,188 --> 00:33:53,054 - THEY WILL ASTOUND YOU. - OH! 725 00:33:53,056 --> 00:33:54,822 - AND THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT. - MM-HMM. 726 00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:57,458 - WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME... - NOPE. 727 00:33:57,460 --> 00:33:58,859 - ...TO KNOW A GIRL'S NAME. - NOPE. 728 00:33:58,861 --> 00:34:01,561 WE DON'T THE TIME FOR THEM TO KNOW OUR NAMES! 729 00:34:01,563 --> 00:34:03,496 - WHO DOES? - WE GOT SCHOOL! 730 00:34:03,498 --> 00:34:04,597 DO YOU REALLY WANT TO PAY FOR A MOVIE? 731 00:34:04,599 --> 00:34:05,598 - NO! - OR FLOWERS? 732 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,167 NO! 733 00:34:07,169 --> 00:34:08,868 I'M GONNA SAY THE C-WORD, I KNOW WE DON'T LIKE TO SAY IT, 734 00:34:08,870 --> 00:34:10,069 - ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. - DON'T DO IT TO 'EM. 735 00:34:10,071 --> 00:34:11,971 COMMITMENT. 736 00:34:11,973 --> 00:34:14,140 IF YOU WANT TO HAVE GIRLS IN YOUR APARTMENTS, 737 00:34:14,142 --> 00:34:16,142 IN YOUR DORMS, ON A DAILY BASIS, 738 00:34:16,144 --> 00:34:18,577 LINE UP RIGHT NOW AND GET THESE DIRECTIONS. 739 00:34:18,579 --> 00:34:19,578 ORDERLY FASHION, GENTLEMEN. 740 00:34:19,580 --> 00:34:21,113 THIS HAS NO AGE RESTRICTION. 741 00:34:21,115 --> 00:34:22,814 GIVE IT TO YOUR FIVE-YEAR-OLD COUSIN, IF YOU NEED TO. 742 00:34:22,816 --> 00:34:24,482 OH, HAND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR FRIEND'S FRIEND. 743 00:34:24,484 --> 00:34:26,651 I GOT ANOTHER ONE! GIVE IT TO YOUR FRATERNITIES, 744 00:34:26,653 --> 00:34:28,886 GIVE IT TO YOUR BROTHERS, GIVE IT TO YOUR FRIENDS, 745 00:34:28,888 --> 00:34:30,988 YOUR FRIENDS' FRIENDS, YOUR COUSINS, YOUR UNCLES, 746 00:34:30,990 --> 00:34:32,890 - ALL OF 'EM! - YOU NEPHEWS, ALL OF 'EM! 747 00:34:32,892 --> 00:34:34,825 'CAUSE EVERYBODY SHOULD BE ON JUNGLE. 748 00:34:34,827 --> 00:34:36,828 - WHOO! - SPREAD THE WORD, Y'ALL. 749 00:34:41,233 --> 00:34:43,833 - TELL HIM ABOUT THE TIME... - HEY! 750 00:34:43,835 --> 00:34:45,634 - WHOA. - WE GOT A QUESTION FOR THE DUDE 751 00:34:45,636 --> 00:34:47,037 THAT DEVELOPED THE "JUNGLE" APP. 752 00:34:47,039 --> 00:34:49,171 - YEAH. - YO, SO, YOU TELLING ME THESE GIRLS, 753 00:34:49,173 --> 00:34:50,739 INSTEAD OF NAMES, THEY JUST SEND 754 00:34:50,741 --> 00:34:51,840 A PHOTO OF THEMSELVES IN THEIR UNDERWEAR? 755 00:34:51,842 --> 00:34:52,841 NO EXCEPTIONS? 756 00:34:52,843 --> 00:34:54,009 I MEAN, THAT'S THE PLATFORM. 757 00:34:54,011 --> 00:34:55,810 - OOH! - HEY, MAN, I JUST WANTED TO SAY, 758 00:34:55,812 --> 00:34:58,213 - YOU ROCK! - THAT'S PRETTY SWEET. 759 00:34:58,215 --> 00:34:59,981 YOU ROCK, MAN. 760 00:34:59,983 --> 00:35:03,785 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 761 00:35:03,787 --> 00:35:05,920 SO FAR I'VE GOTTEN FOUR SWIPES. 762 00:35:05,922 --> 00:35:07,621 I'VE GOTTEN 19. 763 00:35:07,623 --> 00:35:09,923 I'VE GOTTEN TWO, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 764 00:35:09,925 --> 00:35:12,159 LET ME SEE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE? 765 00:35:12,161 --> 00:35:15,762 IT'S OBVIOUS, YOU NEED TO STAND OUT. 766 00:35:15,764 --> 00:35:18,731 HOW DO YOU STAND OUT IN YOUR UNDERWEAR? 767 00:35:18,733 --> 00:35:20,533 WITHOUT THEM, OF COURSE. 768 00:35:21,970 --> 00:35:23,736 WELL, I DIDN'T HAVE TO, BUT... 769 00:35:23,738 --> 00:35:26,138 HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE, HANNAH? 770 00:35:26,140 --> 00:35:27,173 ZERO. 771 00:35:27,175 --> 00:35:29,975 OH, HANNAH. 772 00:35:29,977 --> 00:35:32,177 DO YOU NEED US TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROFILE PHOTO? 773 00:35:32,179 --> 00:35:33,745 NO. 774 00:35:33,747 --> 00:35:35,914 I'M NOT GONNA PLAY WITH THAT APP. 775 00:35:35,916 --> 00:35:37,748 MORE GUYS FOR US. 776 00:35:37,750 --> 00:35:40,118 I JUST DON'T SEE HOW IT BENEFITS US. 777 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,886 HANNAH, DO YOU WANT TO BE ALONE FOREVER? 778 00:35:42,888 --> 00:35:45,122 - NO. - THEN YOU NEED TO GET ON BOARD 779 00:35:45,124 --> 00:35:47,825 AND GET WITH THE APPS. THAT'S WHERE THE GUYS ARE. 780 00:35:47,827 --> 00:35:49,692 THAT'S TRUE. 781 00:35:49,694 --> 00:35:52,195 SO, WHO HAVE YOU MET? 782 00:35:52,197 --> 00:35:55,598 WELL, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL IT MEETING ANYONE. 783 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,234 BECAUSE YOU JUST HOOK-UP WITH THEM ONE TIME. 784 00:35:58,236 --> 00:36:00,069 UNLESS THE GUY HITS A CERTAIN BUTTON 785 00:36:00,071 --> 00:36:01,570 THAT BRINGS YOU BACK A SECOND TIME. 786 00:36:01,572 --> 00:36:03,005 BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY HIS NAME. 787 00:36:03,007 --> 00:36:05,974 - OR TELL HIM YOURS. - OR ASK HIM ANY QUESTIONS. 788 00:36:05,976 --> 00:36:07,342 OR THEY'LL KICK YOU OFF THE PLATFORM, 789 00:36:07,344 --> 00:36:08,743 AND YOU HAVE TO WAIT TWO WEEKS 790 00:36:08,745 --> 00:36:10,078 FOR A RE-TRAINING PERIOD. 791 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:15,249 OKAY, THAT SOUNDS VERY LIBERATING, GIRLS, 792 00:36:15,251 --> 00:36:17,286 BUT I'M GONNA GO STUDY. 793 00:36:19,322 --> 00:36:21,621 I WORRY ABOUT HANNAH. 794 00:36:21,623 --> 00:36:23,923 SHE JUST DOESN'T GET IT, SHE'S SO 20TH CENTURY. 795 00:36:23,925 --> 00:36:26,659 I THINK SHE'S LIKE A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN OR SOMETHING. 796 00:36:26,661 --> 00:36:29,329 THAT EXPLAINS IT. 797 00:36:33,168 --> 00:36:37,369 THESE KIDS HAVE NO IDEA HOW EASY THIS IS. 798 00:36:37,371 --> 00:36:42,007 "JUNGLE" HAS JUST MOVED IT UP A WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL. 799 00:36:42,009 --> 00:36:46,611 I THINK YOU MEAN DOWN A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. 800 00:36:46,613 --> 00:36:48,679 - NO. - HEY, GUYS, GUYS, 801 00:36:48,681 --> 00:36:50,314 HOW'D YOU GUYS LEARN ABOUT "JUNGLE?" 802 00:36:50,316 --> 00:36:53,617 - UH, MY DENTIST. - MY ACCOUNTANT. 803 00:36:53,619 --> 00:36:56,920 GOSH! DID YOU JUST HEAR THAT? 804 00:36:56,922 --> 00:36:59,022 "JUNGLE" IS NOW OUT OF THE CAMPUS 805 00:36:59,024 --> 00:37:01,624 AND OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD, MY FRIEND. 806 00:37:01,626 --> 00:37:02,992 - OH, WHOO-HOO-HOO. - THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 807 00:37:02,994 --> 00:37:05,295 GET READY FOR SOME MAJOR BANK. 808 00:37:05,297 --> 00:37:07,263 - INSANE. - YOU GUYS, SERIOUSLY, 809 00:37:07,265 --> 00:37:10,066 YOU SHOULD, HOP ON "JUNGLE" 'CAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO SWIPE YOU. 810 00:37:10,068 --> 00:37:12,001 OH! 811 00:37:12,003 --> 00:37:15,304 WHO'S GOT LOW SELF-ESTEEM? THIS GUY, LET'S GO. 812 00:37:16,907 --> 00:37:19,974 SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY, LET'S SWIPE SOME TIME. 813 00:37:19,976 --> 00:37:22,210 I'M SENSING DISRUPTION FORM A NEW HOOK-UP APP 814 00:37:22,212 --> 00:37:23,710 CALLED "JUNGLE." 815 00:37:23,712 --> 00:37:25,246 BUT I'M NOT GONNA WEIGH IN ON IT YET. 816 00:37:25,248 --> 00:37:28,115 FIRST, I'M GONNA EVALUATE THE AUTHENTICITY. 817 00:37:28,117 --> 00:37:31,285 FAKE NEWS... 818 00:37:49,736 --> 00:37:53,038 SHE CALLED ME COMPLETELY HYSTERICAL. 819 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,073 LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAD A GOOD TIME ON "JUNGLE." 820 00:37:56,075 --> 00:37:57,342 THIS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A GOOD GUY! 821 00:37:57,344 --> 00:37:59,310 YEAH, MELODY, THIS GUY WAS A FREAK. 822 00:37:59,312 --> 00:38:01,445 WELL, THE CUTE FREAKS ARE ON THE APP, SO... 823 00:38:01,447 --> 00:38:05,715 I THINK WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT. 824 00:38:07,853 --> 00:38:09,752 DO YOU GUYS THINK LANCE MADE THE APP? 825 00:38:09,754 --> 00:38:10,920 YEAH, WHY NOT? 826 00:38:10,922 --> 00:38:12,789 'CAUSE HE'S HORRIBLE AT CODING. 827 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:16,326 YEAH, WELL, SOMEONE'S HELPING HIM. 828 00:38:16,328 --> 00:38:18,361 LOOK, ALL I KNOW IS, WHOEVER MADE THIS APP 829 00:38:18,363 --> 00:38:22,998 IS A HORRIBLE PERSON. 830 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,933 THANK YOU GUYS FOR COME GETTING ME. 831 00:38:24,935 --> 00:38:27,869 OF COURSE. WE'RE SORRY, RACHEL. 832 00:38:27,871 --> 00:38:32,974 YOU ARE A SMART AND INTELLIGENT AND KIND AND FUNNY HUMAN BEING. 833 00:38:32,976 --> 00:38:34,475 YOU NEED TO BE ON THIS APP. 834 00:38:34,477 --> 00:38:38,044 - THIS IS NOT WORTH IT. - THANK YOU. 835 00:38:38,046 --> 00:38:39,247 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE BEST. 836 00:38:42,784 --> 00:38:45,218 MERRY CHRISTMAS, FEMALE SPECIMENS! 837 00:38:45,220 --> 00:38:47,753 HOW ARE YOU? 838 00:38:47,755 --> 00:38:49,088 I KNOW! 839 00:38:49,090 --> 00:38:52,992 WELL, HAPPY HANUKAH, HAPPY KWANZA. 840 00:38:52,994 --> 00:38:57,398 I'LL SEE YOU GUYS, UM, AFTER... CHRISTMAS. 841 00:39:00,767 --> 00:39:02,333 PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, HUH? 842 00:39:02,335 --> 00:39:05,003 UH, YEAH, I REALLY LIKED YOUR BOOK. 843 00:39:05,005 --> 00:39:08,106 NO, I WAS TALKING ABOUT "JUNGLE." 844 00:39:08,108 --> 00:39:11,942 UH, YEAH. I MEAN, LANCE IS THE MAN. 845 00:39:11,944 --> 00:39:14,311 YOU KNOW? 846 00:39:14,313 --> 00:39:17,281 JAMES, IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME? 847 00:39:17,283 --> 00:39:22,120 UM.. MERRY CHRISTMAS, PROFESSOR BARNES. 848 00:39:23,522 --> 00:39:26,224 MERRY CHRISTMAS, JAMES. 849 00:39:39,303 --> 00:39:41,303 SO HOW DO YOU LIKE LIVING WITH GRANDMA AND GRANDPA? 850 00:39:41,305 --> 00:39:44,071 GOOD. 851 00:39:44,073 --> 00:39:45,308 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ON BREAK? 852 00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:50,344 SOME CODING, MAYBE SOME STUDYING. 853 00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:54,047 NO VISITING, PARTYING, SOCIALIZING, WOMANIZING? 854 00:39:54,049 --> 00:39:56,349 I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO BE DOING ON VACATION. 855 00:39:56,351 --> 00:39:58,885 YEAH, DAD, I'LL DEFINITELY DO SOME OF THAT. 856 00:39:58,887 --> 00:40:02,955 I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO MISS OUT ON ANYTHING. 857 00:40:02,957 --> 00:40:05,157 WELL, LOOK, I GOTTA GET BACK TO THE OFFICE. 858 00:40:05,159 --> 00:40:07,459 I'LL SEE YA ON CHRISTMAS DAY. 859 00:40:07,461 --> 00:40:09,928 GOOD. 860 00:40:09,930 --> 00:40:13,898 LOOKING FORWARD TO A NICE FAMILY CHRISTMAS, DAD. 861 00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:17,870 YEAH. I LOVE YOU, JAMES. 862 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,847 SO, LOOK AT THIS NEW BLUSH I JUST GOT. 863 00:40:31,849 --> 00:40:33,383 - ISN'T IT SO PRETTY? - SO PRETTY. 864 00:40:33,385 --> 00:40:36,986 - IT'S CALLED BERRY. - SO COOL. 865 00:40:36,988 --> 00:40:38,153 I KNOW, I LOVE IT. 866 00:40:38,155 --> 00:40:40,155 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM? 867 00:40:40,157 --> 00:40:41,991 IT'S MY HOME OFFICE NOW. 868 00:40:41,993 --> 00:40:44,360 - WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON? - MYSELF. 869 00:40:44,362 --> 00:40:47,161 ANYWAY, HOW WAS YOUR FIRST SEMESTER? 870 00:40:47,163 --> 00:40:48,563 UH, INTERESTING. 871 00:40:48,565 --> 00:40:49,897 DID YOU MAKE ANY FRIENDS? 872 00:40:49,899 --> 00:40:51,966 I THINK I DID. 873 00:40:51,968 --> 00:40:54,001 INVITED TO ANY HOLIDAY PARTIES? 874 00:40:54,003 --> 00:40:56,404 - NO. - I THINK YOU DIDN'T. 875 00:40:56,406 --> 00:40:58,505 OH, YEAH. DON'T TRY TO MOVE BACK INTO YOUR BEDROOM. 876 00:40:58,507 --> 00:41:00,974 AS YOU CAN TELL, IT'S MY HOME OFFICE. 877 00:41:00,976 --> 00:41:03,410 SO, I'M GUESSING YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE COUCH IN THE DEN. 878 00:41:03,412 --> 00:41:04,910 WHERE'S MOM? 879 00:41:04,912 --> 00:41:07,213 SHE'S AT A HOLIDAY LUNCH WITH HER FRIENDS. 880 00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:08,481 DOES IT LOOK GOOD? 881 00:41:08,483 --> 00:41:10,149 - IT LOOKS SO PRETTY. - YAY! 882 00:41:10,151 --> 00:41:12,251 CHECK OUT THIS LIP GLOSS, IT HAS A LIGHT IN IT. 883 00:41:12,253 --> 00:41:14,320 - SHOW OFF! CAN I BORROW? - OF COURSE. 884 00:41:14,322 --> 00:41:17,055 THANK YOU. 885 00:41:17,057 --> 00:41:19,958 - I LOVE IT. - YOU ARE SO GOOD! 886 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:21,626 YOU NEED TO HAVE YOUR WORK IN A GALLERY. 887 00:41:21,628 --> 00:41:23,361 OH, WELL, I'M WORKING ON IT. 888 00:41:23,363 --> 00:41:25,497 OKAY, IT'S, UH, JAMES' M.I.T. FUND. 889 00:41:25,499 --> 00:41:28,165 GALE, ARE YOU STILL PLANNING ON LETTING YOUR EX 890 00:41:28,167 --> 00:41:29,333 BRING HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND TO CHRISTMAS DINNER? 891 00:41:29,335 --> 00:41:30,968 SURE. 892 00:41:30,970 --> 00:41:32,303 WELL, I'M LETTING MY EX COME TO CHRISTMAS DINNER. 893 00:41:32,305 --> 00:41:33,936 - YEAH, BUT NOT WITH GIRLFRIEND. - NO. 894 00:41:33,938 --> 00:41:35,572 WAIT, IS JUSTIN SEEING SOMEONE ALREADY? 895 00:41:35,574 --> 00:41:38,409 ALREADY? IT'S BEEN 10 MONTHS SINCE LEAH'S DIVORCE. 896 00:41:38,411 --> 00:41:39,409 HE'S PROBABLY HAD LIKE FIVE GIRLFRIENDS. 897 00:41:39,411 --> 00:41:41,077 NO, NO, NO, NO. 898 00:41:41,079 --> 00:41:43,446 I WANT TO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIS DATING HISTORY. 899 00:41:43,448 --> 00:41:45,181 OH, THAT'S JUST BECAUSE OF THE RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU. 900 00:41:45,183 --> 00:41:47,383 OH, OKAY, IT WAS NOT A RESTRAINING ORDER, 901 00:41:47,385 --> 00:41:50,285 IT WAS A... A COUNSELOR'S EVALUATION. 902 00:41:50,287 --> 00:41:51,553 A COUNSELOR'S EVALUATION TO STOP BREAKING INTO 903 00:41:51,555 --> 00:41:53,121 JUSTIN'S NEW APARTMENT. 904 00:41:53,123 --> 00:41:54,456 I WANT MY CHINA BACK. 905 00:41:54,458 --> 00:41:55,590 WE NEED TO BE A LITTLE BIT MORE SUPPORTIVE 906 00:41:55,592 --> 00:41:57,158 AND GIVE HER SOME CREDIT. 907 00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,393 SHE HASN'T BROKEN INTO JUSTIN'S APARTMENT SINCE 908 00:41:58,395 --> 00:42:00,127 SHE STARTED THE MEDICATION. 909 00:42:00,129 --> 00:42:02,596 I JUST CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE JUSTIN WITH A GIRLFRIEND. 910 00:42:02,598 --> 00:42:06,133 JUST SAYING THE WORDS, "JUSTIN'S GIRLFRIEND," BLEGH. 911 00:42:06,135 --> 00:42:09,002 I THINK IT'S GOOD THAT WE HAVE THE EXES AT THE HOLIDAY DINNER. 912 00:42:09,004 --> 00:42:10,604 I MEAN, WE'RE ALL STILL A FAMILY. 913 00:42:10,606 --> 00:42:12,906 BUT YOU'RE DIVORCED. YOU'RE NOT A FAMILY ANYMORE. 914 00:42:12,908 --> 00:42:15,908 - YES WE ARE. - I MEAN, TECHNICALLY WE'RE FAMILY, RIGHT? 915 00:42:15,910 --> 00:42:18,143 AT LEAST, THE KIDS, AND I DO LIVE WITH HIS PARENTS. 916 00:42:19,514 --> 00:42:21,914 WELL, YOU KNOW, MAYBE IT'S TIME THAT YOU 917 00:42:21,916 --> 00:42:23,615 FIND SOMEBODY NEW AND MOVE ON. 918 00:42:23,617 --> 00:42:26,984 GUYS THAT ARE SINGLE ARE EITHER TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD. 919 00:42:26,986 --> 00:42:29,253 OKAY, SO WHERE ARE THE AGE-APPROPRIATE MEN 920 00:42:29,255 --> 00:42:30,622 IN THEIR 40S AND 50S? 921 00:42:30,624 --> 00:42:32,457 THEY HAVEN'T HAD THEIR DIVORCES YET. 922 00:42:32,459 --> 00:42:34,592 I HAVE FOUND A NEW WAY TO MEET PEOPLE. 923 00:42:34,594 --> 00:42:36,561 OOH, SHARE. 924 00:42:36,563 --> 00:42:38,129 IT'S CALLED "JUNGLE." 925 00:42:38,131 --> 00:42:40,665 I'VE HEARD OF "JUNGLE." 926 00:42:40,667 --> 00:42:42,199 YEAH, MY HAIRDRESSER WAS TELLING ME ALL ABOUT IT. 927 00:42:42,201 --> 00:42:43,701 SHE SAYS THAT'S WHERE ALL THE GUYS ARE. 928 00:42:43,703 --> 00:42:45,969 YEAH, BUT I HEAR THERE ARE, LIKE, WEIRD CONDITIONS. 929 00:42:45,971 --> 00:42:48,405 YEAH, AND THE CONDITIONS ONLY POP UP ON YOUR PHONE 930 00:42:48,407 --> 00:42:50,239 IN TINY PRINT WHEN YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO YOUR DATE. 931 00:42:50,241 --> 00:42:51,475 UH-UH, NOT A DATE. 932 00:42:51,477 --> 00:42:54,176 BUT THEY SHOW UP WHEN IT'S TOO LATE. 933 00:42:54,178 --> 00:42:56,579 YOU KNOW, A REAL PIECE OF WORK MUST HAVE MADE THAT "JUNGLE." 934 00:42:56,581 --> 00:42:58,547 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT. 935 00:42:58,549 --> 00:43:01,249 YOU DESERVE TO MEET SOMEBODY ELSE. 936 00:43:01,251 --> 00:43:02,951 - YEAH. - TO "JUNGLE." 937 00:43:02,953 --> 00:43:04,986 TO "JUNGLE." 938 00:43:04,988 --> 00:43:10,327 ...TO EVERYONE, FOR CHRISTMAS. 939 00:43:14,163 --> 00:43:15,529 I THINK I HEAR DAD. 940 00:43:15,531 --> 00:43:17,133 OH, I'LL GET HIS GIFT. 941 00:43:19,268 --> 00:43:21,435 HEY, HEY, HEY! THERE SHE IS! 942 00:43:21,437 --> 00:43:23,336 YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! 943 00:43:23,338 --> 00:43:24,605 MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY. 944 00:43:24,607 --> 00:43:26,139 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, TOO. 945 00:43:26,141 --> 00:43:27,740 - MERRY CHRISTMAS! - SHE'S KINDA YOUNG. 946 00:43:27,742 --> 00:43:29,275 OH, SWEET JESUS. 947 00:43:29,277 --> 00:43:30,610 OH, ASHLEY, THIS IS TIFFANY. 948 00:43:30,612 --> 00:43:31,644 IS THERE A POWDER ROOM I CAN USE? 949 00:43:31,646 --> 00:43:33,178 I JUST WANNA CHECK MY FACE 950 00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:35,046 - BEFORE I... - OH, YEAH, SURE, SURE, SURE. 951 00:43:35,048 --> 00:43:37,584 IT'S RIGHT DOWN THE HALL OVER THERE TO THE RIGHT. 952 00:43:39,253 --> 00:43:41,520 - UM, DAD? - OH, YEAH. 953 00:43:41,522 --> 00:43:44,489 I DON'T THINK IS MOM IS GONNA BE OKAY WITH... THAT. 954 00:43:44,491 --> 00:43:46,123 OH, COME ON, SHE'LL BE FINE. 955 00:43:46,125 --> 00:43:48,559 LISTEN, YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE THE BEST OF FRIENDS. 956 00:43:48,561 --> 00:43:50,194 MOM AND I HAD A COOL DIVORCE. 957 00:43:50,196 --> 00:43:51,228 - OKAY. - HELLO, HELLO. 958 00:43:51,230 --> 00:43:54,465 - MERRY CHRISTMAS. - HI! 959 00:43:54,467 --> 00:43:55,733 - HERE. - OH, THANK YOU. 960 00:43:55,735 --> 00:43:57,135 YOU CAN OPEN IT NOW OR LATER. 961 00:44:00,272 --> 00:44:02,372 HEY, THANKS FOR COMING. 962 00:44:02,374 --> 00:44:05,409 IT MEANS A LOT TO THE KIDS, AND TO YOUR PARENTS. 963 00:44:07,211 --> 00:44:10,312 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. THANK YOU FOR THIS, 964 00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:12,550 UH, WE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU TOO. 965 00:44:15,351 --> 00:44:17,285 OOH. 966 00:44:17,287 --> 00:44:19,253 YEAH, OKAY. 967 00:44:19,255 --> 00:44:22,459 LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SETTLED IN TO MY PARENTS HOUSE HERE. 968 00:44:23,726 --> 00:44:25,258 WE HAD TO SETTLE SOMEWHERE 969 00:44:25,260 --> 00:44:26,727 AFTER YOU BLEW THROUGH YOUR INHERITANCE 970 00:44:26,729 --> 00:44:30,230 AND FORECLOSED ON OUR HOUSE. 971 00:44:30,232 --> 00:44:33,098 I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 972 00:44:33,100 --> 00:44:36,235 IT'S IN THE PAST. 973 00:44:36,237 --> 00:44:40,372 YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S JUST HAVE A LOVELY HOLIDAY. 974 00:44:40,374 --> 00:44:43,542 I AM FOR THAT. 975 00:44:43,544 --> 00:44:45,109 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 976 00:44:45,111 --> 00:44:48,246 UH. THIS IS SPECIAL CHOCOLATE FROM SWEDEN. 977 00:44:48,248 --> 00:44:49,447 SWITZERLAND. 978 00:44:49,449 --> 00:44:51,483 UM, ARE YOU ASHLEY'S FRIEND? 979 00:44:51,485 --> 00:44:54,219 - NO, I'M... - NO, NO, THIS IS TIFFANY. 980 00:44:54,221 --> 00:44:57,356 - UH, SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND. - HE FOUND ME ON "JUNGLE." 981 00:44:59,291 --> 00:45:03,160 I THINK I'LL GO KISS MY MOTHER NOW. 982 00:45:03,162 --> 00:45:05,127 HI. 983 00:45:05,129 --> 00:45:07,431 THE DRESS IS A LITTLE HIGHER THAN IN YOUR DAY 984 00:45:07,433 --> 00:45:08,732 AND MY DAY. 985 00:45:08,734 --> 00:45:11,100 - I DON'T MIND IT. - OH, MY GOD. 986 00:45:11,102 --> 00:45:13,669 I MEAN, I'M NOT SAYING THAT IT'S PROPER IN OUR DAY, 987 00:45:13,671 --> 00:45:15,070 BUT IT'S PROPER IN THEIR DAY. 988 00:45:15,072 --> 00:45:16,372 WHAT IS HE THINKING? 989 00:45:16,374 --> 00:45:18,075 I, UM... 990 00:45:20,110 --> 00:45:22,544 I DIDN'T KNOW JUSTIN HAD A GIRLFRIEND. 991 00:45:22,546 --> 00:45:24,112 WE'RE KEEPING IT UNDER THE RADAR 992 00:45:24,114 --> 00:45:25,680 SINCE YOUR LAST BREAK-IN, BUT... 993 00:45:25,682 --> 00:45:27,616 ...NOW THAT I'M MOVING IN, 994 00:45:27,618 --> 00:45:29,751 - IT'S KIND OF PUBLIC. - MOVING IN? 995 00:45:29,753 --> 00:45:32,086 YEAH! AND I WOULD LIKE TO COMPLIMENT YOU 996 00:45:32,088 --> 00:45:35,155 - ON YOUR TASTE IN CHINA. - MY CHINA. 997 00:45:35,157 --> 00:45:37,591 MM-HMM. THE PLATE SETTINGS THAT JUSTIN HAS AT HIS APARTMENT. 998 00:45:37,593 --> 00:45:40,761 YEAH, YEAH, THE LENNOX WITH THE LITTLE PINK FLOWERS. 999 00:45:40,763 --> 00:45:42,830 AND DON'T WORRY, I ONLY BROKE ONE DINNER PLATE, 1000 00:45:42,832 --> 00:45:45,798 BUT I'M GONNA BE SUPER CAREFUL FROM NOW ON. 1001 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:48,635 THAT'S THE CHINA MY GRANDMOTHER GOT US ON OUR WEDDING DAY. 1002 00:45:48,637 --> 00:45:50,703 WELL, I THINK SHE'S VERY ATTRACTIVE. 1003 00:45:50,705 --> 00:45:52,671 SHE'S LIKE 12 YEARS OLD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 1004 00:45:52,673 --> 00:45:55,340 YEAH, IT'S PERFECT. I'M GONNA DECORATE THE WHOLE APARTMENT 1005 00:45:55,342 --> 00:45:57,342 AROUND THE COLOR SCHEME, SO, THANK YOU! 1006 00:46:02,482 --> 00:46:05,449 YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU'RE WELCOME. 1007 00:46:05,451 --> 00:46:06,884 I MEAN, YOU'RE NAKED, BUT... 1008 00:46:06,886 --> 00:46:09,522 ...YOU'RE WELCOME. 1009 00:46:11,624 --> 00:46:13,858 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1010 00:46:13,860 --> 00:46:16,459 - NICE TO MEET YOU, TIFFANY. - HI, NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. 1011 00:46:16,461 --> 00:46:18,193 ARE YOU ONE OF ASHLEY'S FRIENDS? 1012 00:46:18,195 --> 00:46:19,629 - OH, NO. - NO, MOM, THAT'S MY TIFFANY. 1013 00:46:19,631 --> 00:46:21,263 EVERYONE KEEPS ASKING ME THAT. 1014 00:46:21,265 --> 00:46:24,233 CAN I GET ANYBODY A DRINK? WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK? 1015 00:46:24,235 --> 00:46:27,336 MAYBE SOME, LIKE... CHOCOLATE MILK. 1016 00:46:27,338 --> 00:46:30,539 UM, YOU GUYS GOING TO A CLUB AFTER DINNER? 1017 00:46:30,541 --> 00:46:32,108 I HOPE SO. 1018 00:46:38,582 --> 00:46:41,283 I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO THE ROOM, JAMES. 1019 00:46:43,887 --> 00:46:47,723 UM, AREN'T YOU TAKING ANY TIME OFF FOR CHRISTMAS? 1020 00:46:49,224 --> 00:46:51,357 I'M TRYING TO CATCH UP ON SOME WORK. 1021 00:46:51,359 --> 00:46:55,261 ALL RIGHT. I DON'T THINK YOU CAN. 1022 00:46:55,263 --> 00:46:56,596 CAN WHAT? 1023 00:46:56,598 --> 00:46:59,699 WELL, I DON'T THINK YOU CAN CATCH UP 1024 00:46:59,701 --> 00:47:02,434 WITH WHATEVER YOU'RE LOOKING FOR 1025 00:47:02,436 --> 00:47:04,502 WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING AT A COMPUTER 1026 00:47:04,504 --> 00:47:06,840 AND A PHONE ALL DAY. 1027 00:47:10,744 --> 00:47:12,410 WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR? 1028 00:47:12,412 --> 00:47:15,312 WELL, I'M NOT SURE, 1029 00:47:15,314 --> 00:47:18,782 BUT I AM SURE THAT YOU HAVE TO FACE PEOPLE 1030 00:47:18,784 --> 00:47:21,852 FACE TO FACE TO FIND IT. 1031 00:47:21,854 --> 00:47:23,188 COME ON. 1032 00:47:24,890 --> 00:47:26,257 NAH-AH-AH. 1033 00:47:33,397 --> 00:47:36,665 - MERRY CHRISTMAS. - MERRY CHRISTMAS, JAMES. 1034 00:47:36,667 --> 00:47:38,400 I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK. 1035 00:47:38,402 --> 00:47:41,603 I WANT YOU TO HELP ME FACE THE FAMILY. 1036 00:47:41,605 --> 00:47:44,438 LET'S GO DOWN THERE AND YOU TELL AUNT GILDA 1037 00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:49,377 THAT YOU CAN'T SEE THAT SHE HAD ANY BAD PLASTIC SURGERY. 1038 00:47:49,379 --> 00:47:51,814 THE RUMOR IS A DEER SHOT HER. 1039 00:47:55,317 --> 00:47:57,384 SWEETHEART, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE A TOAST? 1040 00:47:57,386 --> 00:47:58,986 A SHORT ONE, A SHORT TOAST. 1041 00:47:58,988 --> 00:48:02,889 OKAY, UM... A TOAST. 1042 00:48:02,891 --> 00:48:05,992 I'VE... WHILE WE'RE TOGETHER I'D LIKE TO HAVE A DINNER, 1043 00:48:07,628 --> 00:48:10,996 THAT REALLY MEANS A LOT MORE THAN JUST EATING. 1044 00:48:10,998 --> 00:48:13,932 THESE TWO PEOPLE, JACK AND KAREN 1045 00:48:13,934 --> 00:48:17,502 HAVE BEEN, REALLY, MY EXAMPLE THAT I'VE LIVED BY. 1046 00:48:18,973 --> 00:48:21,639 THEY'VE GONE THROUGH SO MUCH TOGETHER, 1047 00:48:21,641 --> 00:48:25,777 AND THE IDEA THAT YOU'RE HERE AND THAT WE'RE STILL TOGETHER, 1048 00:48:25,779 --> 00:48:28,412 IT'S THOSE THINGS THAT REALLY MEAN SOMETHING IN OUR LIFE, 1049 00:48:28,414 --> 00:48:31,782 THAT LASTS, THAT NOT THE THINGS THAT ARE MOMENTARY. 1050 00:48:31,784 --> 00:48:35,786 I'VE KNOWN MANY, I'VE LIKED A FEW, 1051 00:48:35,788 --> 00:48:37,453 LOVED ONE, 1052 00:48:37,455 --> 00:48:38,554 AND HERE'S TO YOU. 1053 00:48:38,556 --> 00:48:39,722 - AWW. - AWW. 1054 00:48:39,724 --> 00:48:41,957 MERRY CHRISTMAS, SWEETHEART. 1055 00:48:41,959 --> 00:48:43,626 MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE. 1056 00:48:43,628 --> 00:48:44,860 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1057 00:48:44,862 --> 00:48:46,962 AWW, MERRY CHRISTMAS... AWW, THANK YOU. 1058 00:48:46,964 --> 00:48:49,865 - THAT WAS SWEET, DAD. - THAT WAS SO SWEET. 1059 00:48:49,867 --> 00:48:53,568 LET'S UH, EMBARGO THE PHONES FOR DINNER, HUH? 1060 00:48:53,570 --> 00:48:55,670 SO, EVERYBODY JUST GIVE ME YOUR PHONE. 1061 00:48:55,672 --> 00:48:57,438 I'LL TAKE YOUR PHONE. 1062 00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:00,407 THAT'S A GREAT PICTURE. UH, THIS... 1063 00:49:00,409 --> 00:49:02,876 GIMME... JAMES, JAMES... 1064 00:49:02,878 --> 00:49:05,446 I NEED YOUR PHONE, WE'RE EMBARGOING THE PHONES. 1065 00:49:05,448 --> 00:49:07,648 PLEASE ASHLEY, YOU CAN TALK LATER. 1066 00:49:07,650 --> 00:49:10,918 UM, YOU'D ONLY TEXT ANYWAY. 1067 00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,487 UH, BILLY... 1068 00:49:14,522 --> 00:49:19,859 PUT IT UP. NOT BAD, NOT BAD. 1069 00:49:19,861 --> 00:49:23,495 I CAN'T SEE MY FACE. 1070 00:49:27,334 --> 00:49:28,767 I CAN'T SEE MY FACE. 1071 00:49:28,769 --> 00:49:30,804 HOW DO I... 1072 00:49:33,740 --> 00:49:35,840 HEY, MOM! CAN I... 1073 00:49:37,043 --> 00:49:39,677 MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1074 00:49:39,679 --> 00:49:42,579 I'M... 1075 00:49:42,581 --> 00:49:44,681 I'M TAKING A PICTURE, 1076 00:49:44,683 --> 00:49:47,417 BUT ARMS AREN'T LONG ENOUGH, 1077 00:49:47,419 --> 00:49:49,018 SO I NEED YOU TO TAKE IT FOR ME. 1078 00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:50,385 UM, WHAT IS IT FOR? 1079 00:49:50,387 --> 00:49:52,088 OH, DON'T TAKE THAT, TAKE THAT. 1080 00:49:52,090 --> 00:49:54,523 IT'S FOR MY COLLECTION. 1081 00:49:54,525 --> 00:49:56,658 OKAY, I'M NOT DOING IT UNLESS YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 1082 00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:59,027 - I AM SCARED. - DON'T BE SCARED, 1083 00:49:59,029 --> 00:50:01,063 THERE'S NO NEED TO BE AFRAID, 1084 00:50:01,065 --> 00:50:05,466 IT'S ALL GOOD IN THE HOOD. 1085 00:50:08,004 --> 00:50:12,539 IT'S JUST A PICTURE. READY? 1086 00:50:12,541 --> 00:50:17,677 READY? ONE, TWO, THREE, WINE. 1087 00:50:18,914 --> 00:50:21,447 OKAY, LET ME SEE. 1088 00:50:21,449 --> 00:50:22,851 IT'S GOOD. 1089 00:50:24,685 --> 00:50:28,053 CAN YOU PHOTOSHOP OUT ABOUT FIVE POUNDS? 1090 00:50:28,055 --> 00:50:29,655 IS THERE AN APP FOR THAT? 1091 00:50:29,657 --> 00:50:31,757 MOM, THERE'S AN APP FOR EVERYTHING. 1092 00:50:31,759 --> 00:50:33,759 OH, DOWNLOAD IT. 1093 00:50:33,761 --> 00:50:35,827 - OKAY, WE DON'T HAVE TO... - DOWNLOADING! 1094 00:50:35,829 --> 00:50:37,929 WAITING FOR THE BLUE LINE. 1095 00:50:37,931 --> 00:50:39,564 MOM, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT. 1096 00:50:39,566 --> 00:50:40,698 - NO. - YOU TAKE THIS. 1097 00:50:40,700 --> 00:50:42,767 - OKAY. - I'LL BE TAKING THIS. 1098 00:50:42,769 --> 00:50:44,501 OKEY-DOKE. 1099 00:50:44,503 --> 00:50:46,104 GOOD NIGHT, HONEY. 1100 00:50:46,106 --> 00:50:47,871 GOOD NIGHT. 1101 00:50:47,873 --> 00:50:50,707 I'LL SEE YOU MAÑANA. 1102 00:50:50,709 --> 00:50:52,810 I WILL SEE YOU... 1103 00:50:54,113 --> 00:50:55,948 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1104 00:50:59,050 --> 00:51:02,151 WHAT'S UP, YOU BIG LOSERS? NO PLANS TONIGHT? 1105 00:51:02,153 --> 00:51:04,854 NO, I'M STILL TIRED FROM YESTERDAY. 1106 00:51:04,856 --> 00:51:06,621 I NEED A SPA VACATION AFTER AN EVENING 1107 00:51:06,623 --> 00:51:08,057 TALKING TO AUNT GILDA. 1108 00:51:08,059 --> 00:51:09,825 I'M STILL STUDYING FOR NEXT SEMESTER. 1109 00:51:09,827 --> 00:51:11,927 ONLY A PSYCHO DOES THE WORK A SEMESTER AHEAD OF TIME. 1110 00:51:13,462 --> 00:51:15,563 MOM, ARE YOU GOING OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS? 1111 00:51:15,565 --> 00:51:18,799 - UM, A NEW FRIEND. - WHO? 1112 00:51:18,801 --> 00:51:21,135 I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME, BUT WE'RE MEETING AT A CAFE. 1113 00:51:21,137 --> 00:51:22,903 UH, WHERE DID YOU MEET HIM? 1114 00:51:22,905 --> 00:51:25,706 WELL, WE HAVEN'T ACTUALLY MET. 1115 00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:27,707 I DON'T THINK I CAN SAY MEET. 1116 00:51:27,709 --> 00:51:29,709 I'M SORRY, THERE'S A LOT OF FUNNY CONDITIONS. 1117 00:51:29,711 --> 00:51:30,844 CONDITIONS TO WHAT? 1118 00:51:30,846 --> 00:51:32,879 TO WHAT I CAN SAY. 1119 00:51:32,881 --> 00:51:35,782 ALL I KNOW IS HE REALLY LIKED MY PHOTO PROFILE. 1120 00:51:35,784 --> 00:51:38,617 OKAY, WHAT PHOTO? 1121 00:51:38,619 --> 00:51:40,419 MOM! NO! 1122 00:51:40,421 --> 00:51:43,488 IT'S OKAY, HONEY, REALLY, EVERYONE IS DOING IT. 1123 00:51:43,490 --> 00:51:45,423 I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT OUT LOUD. 1124 00:51:45,425 --> 00:51:47,491 OKAY, MOM, I DO NOT APPROVE. 1125 00:51:47,493 --> 00:51:50,661 OKAY, WELL, IT IS NOT FOR YOU TO APPROVE OR DISAPPROVE, 1126 00:51:50,663 --> 00:51:53,531 ALL RIGHT? I'M GOING AND I WILL BE BACK LATER. 1127 00:51:53,533 --> 00:51:54,866 OKAY, WELL AT LEAST TELL ME WHERE YOU MET THIS GUY 1128 00:51:54,868 --> 00:51:56,100 SO I CAN DO SOME RESEARCH. 1129 00:51:56,102 --> 00:51:58,835 FINE, IT'S CALLED "JUNGLE," OKAY? 1130 00:51:58,837 --> 00:52:01,039 LOVE YOU BOTH! BYE! 1131 00:52:05,911 --> 00:52:09,179 WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING FOLLOWING MOM ON HER DATE? 1132 00:52:09,181 --> 00:52:11,847 IT'S NOT A DATE. YOU CAN TRUST ME ON THAT. 1133 00:52:11,849 --> 00:52:14,617 I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL THAT YOUR MOTHER'S SEEING PEOPLE. 1134 00:52:14,619 --> 00:52:17,518 SHE NEEDS TO GET OUT MORE. 1135 00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:19,221 I JUST FLORENCE. I WANT TO MOVE THERE 1136 00:52:19,223 --> 00:52:22,457 AND JUST IMMERSE MYSELF IN THE CULTURE AND THE ART, 1137 00:52:22,459 --> 00:52:24,125 JUST THE SHAPES AND THE COLOR. 1138 00:52:24,127 --> 00:52:25,793 ALL RIGHT, SO WE BOTH LOVE ITALY. 1139 00:52:25,795 --> 00:52:27,161 YOU LOVE ITALY, TOO? 1140 00:52:27,163 --> 00:52:29,630 YEAH, YEAH, I CAN EAT PIZZA ALL DAY LONG. 1141 00:52:29,632 --> 00:52:31,531 LISTEN, I THINK WE KNOW EACH OTHER WELL ENOUGH, 1142 00:52:31,533 --> 00:52:32,532 LET'S GO. 1143 00:52:32,534 --> 00:52:34,101 ARE WE GOING TO EAT PIZZA? 1144 00:52:34,103 --> 00:52:36,003 NO, I'VE INVESTED MORE TIME THAN I WAS PLANNING, 1145 00:52:36,005 --> 00:52:38,038 I'M NOT GONNA SPEND MONEY ON YOU. 1146 00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:39,505 I CAN BUY PIZZA. 1147 00:52:39,507 --> 00:52:42,575 APARTMENT 754, JUST FOLLOW ME, OKAY? 1148 00:52:42,577 --> 00:52:45,912 - WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - THAT'S AGAINST THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS. 1149 00:52:45,914 --> 00:52:48,714 ARE YOU COMING? 1150 00:52:48,716 --> 00:52:53,685 - NO, NO, I'M NOT. - I GOTTA GO. 1151 00:52:53,687 --> 00:52:55,487 MY NEXT APPOINTMENT'S WAITING FOR ME. 1152 00:52:55,489 --> 00:52:57,589 BUT LISTEN, DON'T PLAY SO HARD TO GET, LADY! 1153 00:52:59,226 --> 00:53:01,259 - YOU OKAY? - NO, IT WAS AWFUL, I WANT TO GO HOME. 1154 00:53:01,261 --> 00:53:03,627 NO, NO, NO, LEAH, DON'T YOU DARE GIVE UP. 1155 00:53:03,629 --> 00:53:05,629 - I WANT TO GO HOME. - YOU JUST HAVEN'T MET THE RIGHT ONE YET, OKAY? 1156 00:53:05,631 --> 00:53:07,531 HE'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE. HERE, GIVE ME THIS. 1157 00:53:07,533 --> 00:53:08,699 GIVE ME THIS, LET'S SEE. 1158 00:53:08,701 --> 00:53:09,967 OOH, YOU GOT SOME NEW SWIPES. 1159 00:53:09,969 --> 00:53:11,601 - THAT'S A GOOD SIGN, HONEY. - NO, NO. 1160 00:53:11,603 --> 00:53:13,170 OKAY, LET'S SEE, LET'S LOOK AT THESE OPTION... 1161 00:53:13,172 --> 00:53:16,606 OH! SIGH, INTERESTING. 1162 00:53:16,608 --> 00:53:19,108 OH, MY EX-HUSBAND, OKAY. 1163 00:53:19,110 --> 00:53:20,877 - OH, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? - OH, HE'S CUTE. 1164 00:53:20,879 --> 00:53:24,613 - YEAH! - GUYS, THAT'S JUSTIN'S COUSIN, BILL. 1165 00:53:24,615 --> 00:53:27,117 YOUR MOTHER'S LEAVING THE CAFE. 1166 00:53:28,519 --> 00:53:31,753 - SHE'S ALONE. BAD SIGN. - GOOD SIGN. 1167 00:53:31,755 --> 00:53:35,090 - OUR WORK IS DONE. - IT'S JUST BEGUN. 1168 00:53:35,092 --> 00:53:38,759 CAN WE TAKE THEM HOME NOW SO WE CAN GO OUT? 1169 00:53:38,761 --> 00:53:40,094 OUT? IT'S 1:00 AM. 1170 00:53:40,096 --> 00:53:41,998 THAT'S WHEN THE CLUBS OPEN. 1171 00:53:46,702 --> 00:53:48,170 JAMES. 1172 00:53:50,138 --> 00:53:51,938 JAMES. 1173 00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:53,108 JAMES. 1174 00:53:57,212 --> 00:53:59,211 HONEY, GO TO BED. 1175 00:53:59,213 --> 00:54:01,981 - WHERE'D YOU GO? - OUT. 1176 00:54:01,983 --> 00:54:03,581 NO, I MEAN, AFTER THE CAFE. 1177 00:54:03,583 --> 00:54:07,219 YOU LEFT THE CAFE HOURS AGO. 1178 00:54:07,221 --> 00:54:10,788 HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I WAS AND WHAT TIME I LEFT? 1179 00:54:10,790 --> 00:54:12,656 NEW APP. 1180 00:54:12,658 --> 00:54:14,092 OH. 1181 00:54:14,094 --> 00:54:16,927 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? - ABOUT WHAT? 1182 00:54:16,929 --> 00:54:19,029 ABOUT MEETING PEOPLE? 1183 00:54:19,031 --> 00:54:23,200 OH, WELL... 1184 00:54:23,202 --> 00:54:28,604 I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO WRAP MY HEAD AROUND HOW THINGS ARE, 1185 00:54:28,606 --> 00:54:31,273 AND, UM... 1186 00:54:31,275 --> 00:54:33,778 I DON'T KNOW, GET USED TO IT. 1187 00:54:37,814 --> 00:54:40,749 I LOVE YOU, JAMES. 1188 00:54:40,751 --> 00:54:43,051 GOOD NIGHT. 1189 00:55:00,702 --> 00:55:03,136 - WHAT DID YOU DO? - GET OUT OF MY ROOM. 1190 00:55:03,138 --> 00:55:04,871 IT'S MY ROOM NOW. 1191 00:55:04,873 --> 00:55:06,172 IF YOU COME IN THIS ROOM AGAIN WHILE I'M HOME 1192 00:55:06,174 --> 00:55:07,873 OR WHILE I'M AWAY, I'LL SEND OUT A MESSAGE 1193 00:55:07,875 --> 00:55:10,343 AND IT'LL GO VIRAL THAT YOU HAVE AN STD. 1194 00:55:10,345 --> 00:55:12,077 OKAY, WELL, THAT'S A LIE. 1195 00:55:12,079 --> 00:55:15,013 - I HAVEN'T EVEN... - EVEN BETTER, A VIRGIN. 1196 00:55:15,015 --> 00:55:18,050 ABSTINENCE IS FAR WORSE STIGMA IN PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL. 1197 00:55:18,052 --> 00:55:20,751 NOTHING WILL RUIN YOUR SOCIAL STANDING FASTER. 1198 00:55:20,753 --> 00:55:22,253 WHO DO YOU THINK YOUR REAL PARENTS ARE? 1199 00:55:22,255 --> 00:55:24,221 BECAUSE I CAN'T SEEM TO FIGURE IT OUT. 1200 00:55:24,223 --> 00:55:27,657 I SEE NOW THAT I'M A SOLDIER STANDING IN A BATTLEFIELD 1201 00:55:27,659 --> 00:55:28,993 ENGAGED IN A WAR FAR WORSE THAN ANY 18-YEAR-OLD 1202 00:55:28,995 --> 00:55:30,261 COULD EVEN FATHOM. 1203 00:55:30,263 --> 00:55:32,762 OKAY, STOP THE SOLILOQUY, I GET IT! 1204 00:55:32,764 --> 00:55:35,031 YOU WANT YOUR ROOM BACK, FINE! 1205 00:55:35,033 --> 00:55:36,766 BUT YOU'RE GONNA TURN INTO A CYBORG. 1206 00:55:36,768 --> 00:55:38,667 YOUR HAND AND THE KEYBOARD ARE GOING TO FUSE 1207 00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:39,868 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE MORE EMBARRASSING 1208 00:55:39,870 --> 00:55:42,971 THAN YOU ALREADY ARE. 1209 00:55:42,973 --> 00:55:44,740 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1210 00:55:44,742 --> 00:55:48,944 I MEAN, NOT THAT I CARE, BUT IN CASE MOM ASKS. 1211 00:55:48,946 --> 00:55:51,712 I HAVE SOME RESEARCH TO DO. 1212 00:55:51,714 --> 00:55:53,915 OKAY, UM, I'LL TELL HER YOU WENT TO THE MALL, 1213 00:55:53,917 --> 00:55:56,918 JUST TO GIVE HER A LITTLE HOPE YOU'RE WITHIN THE BELL CURVE. 1214 00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:58,352 I'M NOT GETTING PERSONAL, 1215 00:55:58,354 --> 00:56:00,654 BUT YOU KNOW I LIKE TO KNOW EVERYTHING. 1216 00:56:00,656 --> 00:56:03,424 JAMES! 1217 00:56:03,426 --> 00:56:06,193 HI, SWEETHEART. 1218 00:56:06,195 --> 00:56:08,261 - HEY. - HI, GRANDMA. 1219 00:56:08,263 --> 00:56:11,031 YOU ALL KNOW JAMES, HE'S HOME FOR HOLIDAY BREAK. 1220 00:56:11,033 --> 00:56:12,898 HI, JAMES. 1221 00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:15,835 JAMES IS DOING RESEARCH ON RELATIONSHIPS, 1222 00:56:15,837 --> 00:56:18,170 AND HE WOULD TO HAVE OUR INPUT. 1223 00:56:18,172 --> 00:56:20,372 UM, YEAH, SO I HAVE SOME QUESTIONNAIRES HERE 1224 00:56:20,374 --> 00:56:23,211 THAT I'M JUST GONNA PASS OUT REALLY QUICK. 1225 00:56:24,945 --> 00:56:26,811 - YEAH. - OKAY, THANK YOU. 1226 00:56:26,813 --> 00:56:30,681 SO, THESE QUESTIONS I'VE PREPARED ARE BASED ON 1227 00:56:30,683 --> 00:56:33,016 THE MORAYS OF THE '50S AND '60S, 1228 00:56:33,018 --> 00:56:34,785 SO, THEY'RE PRETTY SELF-EXPLANATORY. 1229 00:56:34,787 --> 00:56:36,987 OKAY, COME ON, LET'S SIT DOWN, SWEETHEART. 1230 00:56:36,989 --> 00:56:40,958 LET'S SEE WHAT JAMES IS RESEARCHING. 1231 00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:45,295 "HOW OLD WERE YOU WERE YOU WHEN YOU FIRST HAD SEX?" 1232 00:56:45,297 --> 00:56:48,030 OKAY. 1233 00:56:48,032 --> 00:56:51,800 LET ME THINK, UM... 1234 00:56:51,802 --> 00:56:52,803 18. 1235 00:56:56,006 --> 00:57:00,275 "HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU SLEEP WITH BEFORE YOU GOT MARRIED?" 1236 00:57:00,277 --> 00:57:04,179 OH. 1237 00:57:04,181 --> 00:57:07,047 THIS IS AWFULLY PERSONAL, JAMES. 1238 00:57:07,049 --> 00:57:08,983 GRANDPA, I REALLY NEED TO KNOW. 1239 00:57:08,985 --> 00:57:11,986 YEAH, ME TOO. 1240 00:57:11,988 --> 00:57:14,956 WELL... 1241 00:57:19,794 --> 00:57:21,494 NONE. 1242 00:57:21,496 --> 00:57:26,064 YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS MY HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART, 1243 00:57:26,066 --> 00:57:27,966 MY FIRST... 1244 00:57:27,968 --> 00:57:30,736 MY LAST... 1245 00:57:30,738 --> 00:57:32,037 MY ONLY. 1246 00:57:32,039 --> 00:57:35,006 - AWW. - AWW. 1247 00:57:40,013 --> 00:57:43,847 "DID YOU PERSONALLY KNOW ANY GIRLS THAT GOT PREGNANT 1248 00:57:43,849 --> 00:57:47,318 IN HIGH SCHOOL?" 1249 00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:49,953 ONLY ONE. 1250 00:57:49,955 --> 00:57:54,823 AH HERE'S ONE, "WHAT MADE A GIRL ATTRACTIVE?" 1251 00:57:54,825 --> 00:57:56,259 WELL, THAT'S EASY. 1252 00:57:56,261 --> 00:57:58,961 BIG, UH... EYES. 1253 00:57:58,963 --> 00:58:00,930 YOU CHICKEN! 1254 00:58:00,932 --> 00:58:02,932 I'M A ROMANTIC, I LOVE BIG EYES, 1255 00:58:02,934 --> 00:58:04,766 THEY'RE THE WINDOWS OF THE SOUL. 1256 00:58:04,768 --> 00:58:08,437 WELL, I LOVE THESE APPETIZERS. 1257 00:58:08,439 --> 00:58:10,371 THANK YOU, THANKS, JOHN. 1258 00:58:10,373 --> 00:58:14,042 PUT THAT ON MY LIST OF WHAT MAKES A GIRL ATTRACTIVE. 1259 00:58:14,044 --> 00:58:16,244 MY TURN! 1260 00:58:16,246 --> 00:58:20,380 "DID MEN EXPECT WOMEN TO SLEEP WITH THEM ON THE FIRST DATE?" 1261 00:58:20,382 --> 00:58:22,916 WHEN YOU'RE ENGAGED, IT'S KIND OF EXPECTED. 1262 00:58:22,918 --> 00:58:26,520 KAREN, IT WASN'T EXPECTED IN OUR DAY. 1263 00:58:26,522 --> 00:58:29,055 YOU WERE JUST THE TOWN SLUT. 1264 00:58:29,057 --> 00:58:31,891 UH, WOULD YOU BRING SOME MORE OF THOSE POTATO CHIPS? 1265 00:58:31,893 --> 00:58:34,026 THEY'RE JUST GREAT. 1266 00:58:34,028 --> 00:58:36,895 SO, ARE YOU SAYING IT WASN'T A CUSTOMARY THING 1267 00:58:36,897 --> 00:58:38,897 FOR A GIRL TO BE PROMISCUOUS? 1268 00:58:38,899 --> 00:58:43,168 NO, NO, NO, IT WASN'T CUSTOMARY FOR WOMEN TO BE PROMISCUOUS, 1269 00:58:43,170 --> 00:58:45,503 I MEAN, YEAH, YOU KIDS REALLY HAVE IT MADE TODAY. 1270 00:58:45,505 --> 00:58:49,241 JOHN! IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT SEX, YOU KNOW. 1271 00:58:49,243 --> 00:58:52,477 SORRY, SWEETHEART. 1272 00:58:52,479 --> 00:58:56,280 "HOW DO YOU FEEL WHEN A MAN LEAVES YOU RIGHT AFTER SEX?" 1273 00:58:56,282 --> 00:58:58,249 - ARE YOU GOING SOMEWHERE? - NO. 1274 00:58:58,251 --> 00:58:59,250 I WANNA KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING. 1275 00:58:59,252 --> 00:59:00,950 NOWHERE! 1276 00:59:00,952 --> 00:59:03,419 UH, JAMES, LET'S YOU AND I HAVE A LITTLE TALK. 1277 00:59:03,421 --> 00:59:04,821 COME OVER HERE JUST A SECOND. 1278 00:59:04,823 --> 00:59:06,489 LEAVE THE COMPUTER. 1279 00:59:06,491 --> 00:59:11,762 WELL, UM, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE LAYS POTATO CHIPS, CAROLYN? 1280 00:59:13,230 --> 00:59:16,064 JAMES, WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE QUESTIONS? 1281 00:59:16,066 --> 00:59:18,066 I'M JUST DOING SOME RESEARCH. 1282 00:59:18,068 --> 00:59:21,969 MY SEX LIFE IS INTEGRAL TO THIS PROCESS? 1283 00:59:21,971 --> 00:59:24,105 I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT RELATIONSHIPS. 1284 00:59:24,107 --> 00:59:25,406 WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE ONE 1285 00:59:25,408 --> 00:59:27,174 WITH A WHOLE HUMAN BEING. 1286 00:59:27,176 --> 00:59:28,609 THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO. 1287 00:59:28,611 --> 00:59:32,846 WELL, I DON'T KNOW ANOTHER APP IS THE ANSWER. 1288 00:59:32,848 --> 00:59:36,349 I WASN'T PLANNING ON MAKING ANOTHER APP, BUT... 1289 00:59:36,351 --> 00:59:38,451 WHAT OTHER APP? 1290 00:59:38,453 --> 00:59:41,920 I DON'T MY SEX LIFE ON SNACK-CHAT, 1291 00:59:41,922 --> 00:59:43,289 OR ONE OF THOSE... 1292 00:59:43,291 --> 00:59:45,324 WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT? 1293 00:59:45,326 --> 00:59:48,627 WHY WOULD I WANT GRANDMOTHER ON SNACK-CHAT? 1294 00:59:48,629 --> 00:59:49,927 - OH. - I HAVE AN IDEA. 1295 00:59:49,929 --> 00:59:52,163 OH, NO. OH, NO. 1296 00:59:52,165 --> 00:59:53,499 HEY, HONEY! 1297 00:59:53,501 --> 00:59:55,601 WHAT WERE YOU AND GRANDPA TALKING ABOUT? 1298 00:59:55,603 --> 00:59:58,202 OH, I GET IT, BOY'S CLUB STUFF. 1299 00:59:58,204 --> 01:00:00,371 OKAY, WELL, THERE IS CHILI IN THE KITCHEN 1300 01:00:00,373 --> 01:00:01,639 IF YOU'RE HUNGRY. 1301 01:00:01,641 --> 01:00:04,941 - ARE YOU EATING? - NO, I'M GOING OUT. 1302 01:00:04,943 --> 01:00:06,910 - WHERE? - UM, I DON'T KNOW, 1303 01:00:06,912 --> 01:00:08,445 I'M WAITING FOR A SWIPE. 1304 01:00:08,447 --> 01:00:09,946 MOM, I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1305 01:00:09,948 --> 01:00:11,048 OH! I GOT A SWIPE! 1306 01:00:11,050 --> 01:00:12,882 NO, MOM, DON'T TOUCH YOUR PHONE, 1307 01:00:12,884 --> 01:00:15,184 DON'T GO OUT TONIGHT, OKAY? 1308 01:00:15,186 --> 01:00:17,553 HONEY, YOU'RE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL, 1309 01:00:17,555 --> 01:00:20,956 I HAVE TO MEET PEOPLE, I... 1310 01:00:20,958 --> 01:00:23,461 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1311 01:00:29,032 --> 01:00:31,299 ANYWAYS, SHE'S CRAZY. 1312 01:00:31,301 --> 01:00:34,101 HEY, BUT BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING, 1313 01:00:34,103 --> 01:00:37,938 WE ARE PLANNING TO RELEASE A FULL BLOWN... 1314 01:00:37,940 --> 01:00:39,239 PUN INTENDED... 1315 01:00:39,241 --> 01:00:40,908 VERSION OF THE APP IN THE SPRING, OKAY? 1316 01:00:40,910 --> 01:00:43,042 AND WE ARE ACTUALLY EXPECTED TO BE VALUED AT AROUND, 1317 01:00:43,044 --> 01:00:45,912 I DON'T KNOW, $250,000,000. 1318 01:00:45,914 --> 01:00:48,548 WHOO, AND THAT IS WHEN WE'RE GONNA TAKE IT PUBLIC, 1319 01:00:48,550 --> 01:00:49,851 LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. 1320 01:01:07,468 --> 01:01:09,200 YOU MAY WANT TO CALL AN EXTERMINATOR FIRST, DUDE. 1321 01:01:09,202 --> 01:01:10,601 THE APP HAS SOME BUGS 1322 01:01:10,603 --> 01:01:13,337 NO, NO, THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE, ACTUALLY. 1323 01:01:13,339 --> 01:01:14,705 NO, MM-MM. 1324 01:01:14,707 --> 01:01:17,207 THE APP IS DOWN, MAN, CHECK IT OUT. 1325 01:01:17,209 --> 01:01:18,509 HEY, JAMES! 1326 01:01:18,511 --> 01:01:20,678 CAN YOU COME SEE IF YOU CAN FIX THIS? 1327 01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:23,513 FIX WHAT? 1328 01:01:23,515 --> 01:01:25,582 MY PHONE ISN'T WORKING. 1329 01:01:25,584 --> 01:01:27,282 I WAS ABOUT TO GET THE ADDRESS OF WHERE 1330 01:01:27,284 --> 01:01:29,686 I WAS GONNA MEET UP AND THEN IT JUST... IT'S GONE. 1331 01:01:29,688 --> 01:01:31,120 UH... 1332 01:01:31,122 --> 01:01:34,056 ...ACTUALLY, NO, NO, THE APP IS NOT DOWN. 1333 01:01:34,058 --> 01:01:36,425 WE'RE JUST WORKING ON AN UPDATE, SOME BACK-END SHIT. 1334 01:01:36,427 --> 01:01:38,494 IT'LL BE UP REAL SOON. A COUPLE OF DAYS AT THE MOST. 1335 01:01:38,496 --> 01:01:41,429 PROGRAM MUST BE DOWN. 1336 01:01:41,431 --> 01:01:43,364 WELL, I'LL JUST GO ON ONE OF THE OTHER APPS, RIGHT? 1337 01:01:43,366 --> 01:01:45,566 I'LL JUST USE SOME OF THE OTHER APPS. 1338 01:01:45,568 --> 01:01:48,369 THE OTHER APPS. 1339 01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:50,738 YEAH, EXCEPT THEY'RE DOWN TOO. 1340 01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:52,038 WHAT'S WRONG. 1341 01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:53,540 - THE APP. - THE APP'S NOT WORKING. 1342 01:01:53,542 --> 01:01:54,674 - NO. - IT'S NOT? 1343 01:01:54,676 --> 01:01:56,176 NO, IS YOURS? 1344 01:01:56,178 --> 01:01:58,010 HEY, UH, DID ANY OF OUR GUYS TAKE DOWN 1345 01:01:58,012 --> 01:01:59,345 ALL THE HOOK-UP APPS, BY CHANCE? 1346 01:01:59,347 --> 01:02:01,347 MY PLANS FOR THE NIGHT TOTALLY RUINED. 1347 01:02:01,349 --> 01:02:04,016 THAT WOULD BE SOME SERIOUS DISRUPTION. 1348 01:02:04,018 --> 01:02:07,051 JAMES, HONEY, IT IS THE DARNDEST THING. 1349 01:02:07,053 --> 01:02:09,120 LIKE, I TOUCH IT, AND IT DOES NOTHING. 1350 01:02:09,122 --> 01:02:10,989 IT JUST DOES NOTHING. 1351 01:02:10,991 --> 01:02:12,257 COULD YOU PLEASE FIX THIS? 1352 01:02:12,259 --> 01:02:15,059 MOM, I'M FIXING IT, TRUST ME, OKAY? 1353 01:02:15,061 --> 01:02:16,561 I'M FIXING EVERYTHING. 1354 01:02:16,563 --> 01:02:18,430 CALL JAMES RIGHT NOW! PRONTO! 1355 01:02:18,432 --> 01:02:20,130 YEAH, I WILL! I NEED YOU TO STOP STRESSING. 1356 01:02:20,132 --> 01:02:21,398 - WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS. - I'M SORRY. 1357 01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,100 EVERYTHING IS FINE, YOU CAN RELAX. 1358 01:02:23,102 --> 01:02:24,168 DID YOU PUT SOMETHING IN THIS? 1359 01:02:24,170 --> 01:02:27,640 YEAH. I'M CALLING HIM. JAMES... 1360 01:02:35,046 --> 01:02:39,047 MOM, UH... 1361 01:02:39,049 --> 01:02:40,483 LOOK, I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW 1362 01:02:40,485 --> 01:02:44,453 THAT I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING FOR ME AND ASHLEY. 1363 01:02:44,455 --> 01:02:46,521 TRYING TO BE FRIENDS WITH DAD 1364 01:02:46,523 --> 01:02:48,523 SO THAT WE DON'T FEEL LIKE WE'VE LOST OUR FAMILY, 1365 01:02:48,525 --> 01:02:50,592 BUT I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT IT'S OKAY 1366 01:02:50,594 --> 01:02:52,326 IF YOU WANT TO BE MAD AT HIM, 1367 01:02:52,328 --> 01:02:56,030 AND IT'S OKAY IF YOU WANT TO START A NEW LIFE. 1368 01:02:56,032 --> 01:02:57,665 NOTHING'LL CHANGE BETWEEN US. 1369 01:02:57,667 --> 01:03:02,570 THANKS, GUYS. 1370 01:03:02,572 --> 01:03:05,806 I NEEDED TO HEAR THAT. OH! WAIT! 1371 01:03:05,808 --> 01:03:08,107 I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW I'M MOVING BACK IN 1372 01:03:08,109 --> 01:03:09,676 - TO YOUR BEDROOM. - VIRGIN. 1373 01:03:09,678 --> 01:03:14,048 OCD. BUT I MIGHT MISS YOU A LITTLE. 1374 01:03:16,450 --> 01:03:18,417 HERE IT IS. IT'S TEA. 1375 01:03:18,419 --> 01:03:19,785 VERY SPECIAL CHINESE HERBAL TEA. 1376 01:03:19,787 --> 01:03:21,386 IT WILL HELP YOU RELAX, 1377 01:03:21,388 --> 01:03:23,489 AND IT'LL HELP YOU GET A GREAT NIGHT'S SLEEP. 1378 01:03:23,491 --> 01:03:25,623 TAKE IT. BUT DON'T TAKE TOO MUCH. 1379 01:03:25,625 --> 01:03:26,825 I MEAN, IT'S ALL-NATURAL, BUT I DON'T KNOW 1380 01:03:26,827 --> 01:03:28,294 HOW STRONG IT IS. 1381 01:03:30,630 --> 01:03:33,129 BYE, SWEETIE. 1382 01:03:36,836 --> 01:03:39,269 WHO'S CALLING YOU? 1383 01:03:39,271 --> 01:03:41,271 I DON'T KNOW. 1384 01:03:41,273 --> 01:03:44,273 MUST BE IMPORTANT, IT'S RINGING NON-STOP. 1385 01:03:44,275 --> 01:03:46,611 UH, YEAH. YEAH, IT IS. 1386 01:03:50,147 --> 01:03:52,180 - YO! - HEY! 1387 01:03:52,182 --> 01:03:53,449 "JUNGLE" IS STILL DOWN, DUDE! 1388 01:03:53,451 --> 01:03:54,850 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1389 01:03:54,852 --> 01:03:57,151 YOU ARE NOT GONNA GET PAID TO GET INTO M.I.T. 1390 01:03:57,153 --> 01:03:58,520 UNLESS IT'S UP IN AN HOUR. 1391 01:03:58,522 --> 01:04:00,822 COME ON, JAMES, THIS IS KIND OF AN EMERGENCY. 1392 01:04:00,824 --> 01:04:03,324 YEAH, THE OTHER HOOK-UP APPS ARE STILL DOWN. 1393 01:04:03,326 --> 01:04:04,459 HEY, WE'RE GONNA TIE YOU TO THE DESK 1394 01:04:04,461 --> 01:04:06,796 UNTIL YOU FIX THIS, BRO! 1395 01:04:08,731 --> 01:04:11,665 WELL, I CAN UNLOCK IT WITH THIS. 1396 01:04:11,667 --> 01:04:13,800 HOW THE HELL DID YOU LEARN HOW TO LOCK PICK? 1397 01:04:13,802 --> 01:04:15,201 MY CELLMATE TAUGHT ME. 1398 01:04:15,203 --> 01:04:17,236 - OH, THERE WE GO! - WHOA-HO-HO! 1399 01:04:17,238 --> 01:04:18,638 CELLMATE? WHAT? 1400 01:04:28,448 --> 01:04:29,614 HANNAH! HANNAH! 1401 01:04:29,616 --> 01:04:30,782 JAMES, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING? 1402 01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:32,183 I'M TRYING TO RUN FROM MY ROOMMATE 1403 01:04:32,185 --> 01:04:33,184 AND I NEED A PLACE TO STAY, PLEASE. 1404 01:04:33,186 --> 01:04:34,519 - LANCE? - YES. 1405 01:04:34,521 --> 01:04:35,554 OKAY, YOU BET I'M HELPING YOU WITH THIS. 1406 01:04:35,556 --> 01:04:37,123 - FOLLOW ME. - OKAY. 1407 01:04:45,898 --> 01:04:47,598 WAIT, HANNAH, HANNAH. 1408 01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:49,900 UM, ONE DAY I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING 1409 01:04:49,902 --> 01:04:51,568 THAT'LL EARN YOUR TRUST BACK. 1410 01:04:51,570 --> 01:04:53,670 JAMES, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 1411 01:04:53,672 --> 01:04:56,639 - I'M OKAY WITH HELPING YOU. - WHY? 1412 01:04:56,641 --> 01:04:58,675 WHY AM I OKAY WITH HELPING YOU? 1413 01:04:58,677 --> 01:05:02,411 NO, WHY ARE YOU SO SHY? 1414 01:05:02,413 --> 01:05:06,315 IT'S OKAY. YOU CAN TELL ME. 1415 01:05:06,317 --> 01:05:09,250 JAMES, I HAD A REALLY BAD STUTTER, 1416 01:05:09,252 --> 01:05:11,786 AND WHEN I GET NERVOUS AND I TRY TO TALK 1417 01:05:11,788 --> 01:05:13,821 IN FRONT OF A LOT OF PEOPLE SOMETIMES IT COMES BACK, 1418 01:05:13,823 --> 01:05:16,292 AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP IT. 1419 01:05:18,528 --> 01:05:21,595 IS THAT WHY YOU DON'T TALK MUCH IN CLASS 1420 01:05:21,597 --> 01:05:23,797 EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS? 1421 01:05:23,799 --> 01:05:25,767 YEAH. 1422 01:05:30,304 --> 01:05:31,773 - HI. - HI. 1423 01:05:33,307 --> 01:05:34,840 WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING TOGETHER? 1424 01:05:34,842 --> 01:05:36,942 OKAY, LOOK, JAMES NEEDS A PLACE TO HIDE. 1425 01:05:36,944 --> 01:05:39,745 ONLY FOR A FEW HOURS, HOPEFULLY. 1426 01:05:39,747 --> 01:05:42,614 MAYBE HE CAN HELP US STUDY? 1427 01:05:42,616 --> 01:05:44,882 HAVE A BETTER IDEA, 1428 01:05:44,884 --> 01:05:48,386 IF YOU MAKE US AN APP, LIKE, "JUNGLE FOR GIRLS" 1429 01:05:48,388 --> 01:05:50,688 I JUST MIGHT LET YOU STAY HERE. 1430 01:05:50,690 --> 01:05:52,289 IT'S A GOOD IDEA. 1431 01:05:52,291 --> 01:05:53,724 "JUNGLE" REALLY MESSED ME UP. 1432 01:05:53,726 --> 01:05:55,559 GUYS, WE KNOW THAT LANCE MADE "JUNGLE" 1433 01:05:55,561 --> 01:05:57,227 AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE HIM REGRET IT. 1434 01:05:57,229 --> 01:06:00,797 YES, AND I'M KIND OF RETIRING FROM APPS FOR NOW. 1435 01:06:00,799 --> 01:06:02,598 OKAY, SO THE ANSWER IS NO. 1436 01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:04,700 I MEAN, RIGHT AFTER I MAKE YOUR APP. 1437 01:06:04,702 --> 01:06:06,302 I THOUGHT HE WAS FIXING "JUNGLE." 1438 01:06:06,304 --> 01:06:07,970 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID HE WAS DOING, MAN. 1439 01:06:07,972 --> 01:06:10,773 WHERE IS HE, LANCE? THIS IS KIND OF AN EMERGENCY. 1440 01:06:10,775 --> 01:06:13,441 YEAH, THE OTHER HOOK-UP APPS ARE STILL DOWN. 1441 01:06:13,443 --> 01:06:15,910 OH, THIS IS BAD, THIS IS REALLY BAD. 1442 01:06:15,912 --> 01:06:17,479 SHOULD WE CALL 9-1-1? 1443 01:06:17,481 --> 01:06:20,149 THIS IS COMPLICATED SHIT. HOLY CRAP! 1444 01:06:22,886 --> 01:06:25,219 - ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT? - YEAH. 1445 01:06:25,221 --> 01:06:28,422 WELL, THERE'S MOLD ON IT SO BE CAREFUL, BUD. 1446 01:06:28,424 --> 01:06:30,758 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I'M JUST THINKING 1447 01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:32,425 OF MAYBE WE DO SOME WAY TO ORGANIZE 1448 01:06:32,427 --> 01:06:33,894 ALL OF THIS INFORMATION. 1449 01:06:33,896 --> 01:06:37,230 - MAYBE REBUILD, OR... - YOU'RE GONNA REBUILD THE APP? 1450 01:06:37,232 --> 01:06:38,998 I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE I'LL HIRE SOMEONE TO DO IT, MAN. YEAH. 1451 01:06:41,536 --> 01:06:43,002 COME ON, MAN! IT'S MY CONCEPT, 1452 01:06:43,004 --> 01:06:45,506 THIS IS FREAKING APP, IT'S JUST... 1453 01:06:50,644 --> 01:06:53,779 ALL RIGHT, LADIES, SO JAMES IS HERE BECAUSE HE HAS AGREED 1454 01:06:53,781 --> 01:06:57,648 TO CREATE A RELATIONSHIP APP FOR YOU GUYS, SO... 1455 01:06:57,650 --> 01:06:59,252 OKAY. 1456 01:07:01,821 --> 01:07:05,455 OKAY. UM... 1457 01:07:05,457 --> 01:07:09,392 GIRLS, HOW YOU DOING? ARE YOU HAPPY? 1458 01:07:09,394 --> 01:07:12,429 I MEAN, I LIKED MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. 1459 01:07:12,431 --> 01:07:14,698 I MEAN, ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH LIFE? 1460 01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:16,765 I HAVE TO STUDY FOR A TEST. SORRY. 1461 01:07:16,767 --> 01:07:20,602 HOW'S YOUR LOVE LIFE? 1462 01:07:20,604 --> 01:07:23,672 BY LOVE, I MEAN LOVE. 1463 01:07:23,674 --> 01:07:26,842 NOT SEX. 1464 01:07:26,844 --> 01:07:30,712 HONESTLY? NOT TOO GOOD. 1465 01:07:30,714 --> 01:07:33,514 MINE'S GREAT. I'M NEVER LONELY. 1466 01:07:33,516 --> 01:07:35,415 INVITED OUT EVERY NIGHT. 1467 01:07:35,417 --> 01:07:39,053 HE SAID LOVE, NOT SEX. ZIP IT, HOOK. 1468 01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:42,322 DO YOU FEEL LIKE GUYS ARE USING YOU AS JUST A PIECE OF MEAT? 1469 01:07:42,324 --> 01:07:44,858 - THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL. - ARE YOU A PSYCH MAJOR? 1470 01:07:44,860 --> 01:07:48,728 DO YOU WANT A GUY TO PURSUE YOU FOR MORE THAN JUST A SWIPE OF HIS FINGER? 1471 01:07:48,730 --> 01:07:50,429 YEAH. 1472 01:07:50,431 --> 01:07:53,032 ARE YOU SELLING SOME SPECIAL MAKEUP OR SOMETHING? 1473 01:07:53,034 --> 01:07:54,867 OR UNDERWEAR? 1474 01:07:54,869 --> 01:07:57,803 NO, I'M NOT SELLING A SPECIAL KIND OF MAKEUP OR UNDERWEAR. 1475 01:07:57,805 --> 01:08:00,572 I'M TRYING TO TURN THINGS AROUND. 1476 01:08:00,574 --> 01:08:02,941 GIRLS, I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU GET YOUR POWER BACK. 1477 01:08:02,943 --> 01:08:04,809 WHAT KIND OF POWER IS HE TALKING ABOUT? 1478 01:08:04,811 --> 01:08:06,811 I DON'T KNOW, BUT MAYBE HE'S ONTO SOMETHING. 1479 01:08:06,813 --> 01:08:10,314 LOOK, MY SPECIALTY IS ALGORITHMS. 1480 01:08:10,316 --> 01:08:11,882 NOW, I KNOW THAT MAY NOT SOUND LIKE MUCH, 1481 01:08:11,884 --> 01:08:16,352 BUT IN FACT ALGORITHMS AND BIOLOGY WORK HAND IN HAND. 1482 01:08:16,354 --> 01:08:18,354 I HAVE THIS APP AND I'D LIKE TO GIVE IT TO YOU. 1483 01:08:18,356 --> 01:08:19,990 I KNEW HE WAS SELLING SOMETHING. 1484 01:08:19,992 --> 01:08:22,425 NO, I'M NOT SELLING ANYTHING. I'M HERE TO GIVE, NOT SELL. 1485 01:08:22,427 --> 01:08:24,961 - SO WHAT'S THE CATCH? - THE CATCH IS... 1486 01:08:24,963 --> 01:08:28,530 THAT IF I GIVE THIS APP TO YOU AND EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW IT WORKS, 1487 01:08:28,532 --> 01:08:31,600 THEN IT'S UP TO YOU TO LET IT WORK. 1488 01:08:31,602 --> 01:08:33,435 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 1489 01:08:33,437 --> 01:08:34,770 SEE, IT MEANS THAT WHEN YOU'RE DATING A GUY... 1490 01:08:34,772 --> 01:08:38,439 SWEETHEART, LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. 1491 01:08:38,441 --> 01:08:40,841 NONE OF US HAVE BEEN ON A DATE. 1492 01:08:40,843 --> 01:08:42,877 - WELL, SINCE WHEN? - SINCE EVER. 1493 01:08:42,879 --> 01:08:43,978 NONE OF YOU? 1494 01:08:43,980 --> 01:08:45,980 GUYS NOWADAYS DON'T DATE YOU. 1495 01:08:45,982 --> 01:08:48,414 - THEY JUST SLEEP WITH YOU. - THEN LET'S CHANGE THAT. 1496 01:08:48,416 --> 01:08:50,951 - HOW? - WITH MY APP 1497 01:08:50,953 --> 01:08:53,419 AND WITH YOUR COOPERATION. 1498 01:08:53,421 --> 01:08:54,921 AND THE COOPERATION OF YOUR SISTERS 1499 01:08:54,923 --> 01:08:56,458 ON EVERY COLLEGE CAMPUS. 1500 01:09:00,061 --> 01:09:02,761 HANNAH? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE IDEA? 1501 01:09:02,763 --> 01:09:06,131 DO YOU LIKE IT? 1502 01:09:06,133 --> 01:09:11,003 HONESTLY, NO, I DON'T. 1503 01:09:11,005 --> 01:09:15,074 I DON'T THINK THAT AN APP IS THE PROPER SOLUTION FOR RELATIONSHIPS. 1504 01:09:17,610 --> 01:09:20,644 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE I WAS JUST BORN IN THE WRONG CENTURY. 1505 01:09:20,646 --> 01:09:22,445 I AGREE. 1506 01:09:22,447 --> 01:09:24,883 NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON. 1507 01:09:30,856 --> 01:09:32,388 OH, THERE HE IS. 1508 01:09:32,390 --> 01:09:34,757 - HEY, GUYS. - WHERE YOU BEEN, MAN? 1509 01:09:34,759 --> 01:09:36,759 UH, MEETING. 1510 01:09:36,761 --> 01:09:38,727 HEY, YOU'RE GROUNDED UNTIL "JUNGLE" IS FIXED 1511 01:09:38,729 --> 01:09:40,428 - WHAT? - YEP. 1512 01:09:40,430 --> 01:09:41,964 I'M TRYING TO GET IT BACK UP, GUYS. 1513 01:09:41,966 --> 01:09:43,765 I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 1514 01:09:43,767 --> 01:09:46,168 WHILE YOU'RE HAVING A HARD TIME, I'M GETTING DEATH THREATS 1515 01:09:46,170 --> 01:09:47,969 FOR TAKING DOWN THE HOOKUP APPS. 1516 01:09:47,971 --> 01:09:49,906 PEOPLE THINK I DID IT AS A PUBLICITY STUNT. 1517 01:09:54,177 --> 01:09:56,977 THEY THINK THAT HE BUILT THE APP 1518 01:09:56,979 --> 01:09:58,979 'CAUSE HE DIDN'T. THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY. 1519 01:09:58,981 --> 01:10:00,514 THEY THINK THAT I BUILT "JUNGLE." 1520 01:10:00,516 --> 01:10:01,915 THEY THINK THAT I CAN TAKE DOWN THE HOOKUP APPS. 1521 01:10:01,917 --> 01:10:03,116 YEAH, YOU DIDN'T BUILD "JUNGLE," THOUGH. 1522 01:10:03,118 --> 01:10:04,717 NO, I CREATED IT. IT WAS MY IDEA. 1523 01:10:04,719 --> 01:10:07,720 SHH. 1524 01:10:07,722 --> 01:10:10,957 JAMES, YOU NEED TO GET "JUNGLE" BACK UP RIGHT NOW. 1525 01:10:10,959 --> 01:10:14,126 OUR LIVES ARE ON THE LINE RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 1526 01:10:14,128 --> 01:10:16,461 AND ANOTHER THING. DON'T JUDGE ME. 1527 01:10:16,463 --> 01:10:18,530 I'M STRESS EATING. IT'S A REAL DISORDER. 1528 01:10:18,532 --> 01:10:19,965 GOOGLE IT. 1529 01:10:19,967 --> 01:10:21,666 OKAY, CALM DOWN. 1530 01:10:21,668 --> 01:10:24,768 WE'RE JUST GONNA TAKE A CHILL PILL. 1531 01:10:24,770 --> 01:10:27,905 GUYS, IF YOU WANT ME TO DO THIS, I'M GONNA NEED MY ROOM BACK. 1532 01:10:27,907 --> 01:10:29,773 NO, WE ARE GOING TO SIT RIGHT HERE 1533 01:10:29,775 --> 01:10:31,775 AND WATCH YOU UNTIL YOU GET THIS DONE. 1534 01:10:31,777 --> 01:10:33,610 OKAY, IF YOU WANNA GET PAID FOR M.I.T., 1535 01:10:33,612 --> 01:10:35,812 THEN YOU BETTER GET THIS THING BACK UP AND RUNNING, STAT. 1536 01:10:35,814 --> 01:10:36,981 NO, I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS. 1537 01:10:36,983 --> 01:10:38,648 YOU'RE GONNA SIT RIGHT THERE 1538 01:10:38,650 --> 01:10:39,816 AND YOU'RE GONNA WORK. 1539 01:10:41,620 --> 01:10:44,553 RIGHT NOW. GO AHEAD. 1540 01:10:44,555 --> 01:10:46,690 VAMOS. OH, NO, I'LL TAKE THAT. 1541 01:10:52,229 --> 01:10:55,163 ALL RIGHT, GET TO WORK. 1542 01:10:55,165 --> 01:10:57,665 NO, STOP IT. SPIT IT OUT. 1543 01:10:57,667 --> 01:11:00,968 YOU HAVE ANY MORE? AH. GOSH, YOU'RE SO WEIRD. 1544 01:11:00,970 --> 01:11:02,670 - LANCE? - YES. 1545 01:11:02,672 --> 01:11:04,774 I'D LIKE SOME TEA PLEASE. WITH HONEY. 1546 01:11:07,043 --> 01:11:08,708 YEAH, OKAY. 1547 01:11:08,710 --> 01:11:11,111 I MAKE HIM TEA AND HONEY SO THAT HE CAN WORK. 1548 01:11:11,113 --> 01:11:13,747 YOU KNOW? HE'S SICK, SO I DON'T WANT HIM TO... 1549 01:11:13,749 --> 01:11:15,918 - THAT'S CUTE. - I'D DO IT FOR YOU GUYS. 1550 01:11:18,886 --> 01:11:20,586 I'D LIKE THIS ONE, PLEASE. 1551 01:11:20,588 --> 01:11:22,254 MY MOM GAVE IT TO ME 1552 01:11:22,256 --> 01:11:24,123 SO I CAN STAY UP LATE AT NIGHT. 1553 01:11:24,125 --> 01:11:25,691 IT KEEPS ME UP SO I CAN STUDY. 1554 01:11:25,693 --> 01:11:28,160 - ALL RIGHT. - OH, DOUBLE STRENGTH, PLEASE. 1555 01:11:28,162 --> 01:11:30,862 YOU KNOW. I WANNA GET THIS DONE TONIGHT. 1556 01:11:30,864 --> 01:11:32,530 OKAY. 1557 01:11:32,532 --> 01:11:37,068 LANCE. I'LL TAKE ONE, TOO. 1558 01:11:37,070 --> 01:11:38,769 JUST SO I CAN STAY UP, 1559 01:11:38,771 --> 01:11:42,606 BE ALERT, READY TO POUNCE. 1560 01:11:42,608 --> 01:11:44,975 ACTUALLY, SIGN ME UP, TOO. 1561 01:11:44,977 --> 01:11:49,246 I WANT ONE. AND SOME COFFEE. AND SOME DONUTS. 1562 01:11:49,248 --> 01:11:52,682 RIGHT. YOU WANT ME TO THROW ON AN APRON AND A STRING OF PEARLS, TOO? 1563 01:11:52,684 --> 01:11:54,884 AS LONG AS THE APRON SAYS "HOME, SWEET HOME." 1564 01:11:54,886 --> 01:11:57,585 - YEAH? - YEAH. 1565 01:11:57,587 --> 01:12:00,224 - YOU GUYS ARE RIDICULOUS. JUST WATCH HIM, OKAY? - YEAH. 1566 01:12:55,173 --> 01:12:59,876 OH, SHIT. HEY, WESLEY. 1567 01:12:59,878 --> 01:13:01,610 HE'S GONE. WESLEY! 1568 01:13:03,115 --> 01:13:04,247 HE'S GONE. 1569 01:13:04,249 --> 01:13:06,083 - HUH? - HE'S GONE. 1570 01:13:08,085 --> 01:13:09,785 - WAKE UP! - OH, WHAT? 1571 01:13:09,787 --> 01:13:13,224 - HE GOT OUT! - COME ON, DUDE! 1572 01:13:20,096 --> 01:13:23,764 HEY. LOOK. IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA HAVE TO STAY THE NIGHT. 1573 01:13:23,766 --> 01:13:25,233 - WHAT DID I TELL YOU? - WHAT? 1574 01:13:25,235 --> 01:13:27,335 WE HAD A BET ON HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE FOR YOU 1575 01:13:27,337 --> 01:13:29,036 TO TRY TO SLEEP WITH ONE OF US, 1576 01:13:29,038 --> 01:13:31,071 ESPECIALLY AFTER YOUR PHONY SPEECH AND ALL. 1577 01:13:31,073 --> 01:13:33,672 WHAT? NO, THE SPEECH, THE APP, IT WAS ALL REAL. 1578 01:13:33,674 --> 01:13:36,809 - WHAT DO YOU WANT? - I JUST NEED A PLACE TO STAY FOR THE NIGHT. 1579 01:13:36,811 --> 01:13:39,145 SO, WAIT A MINUTE. 1580 01:13:39,147 --> 01:13:40,379 YOU DON'T WANNA SLEEP WITH ME? 1581 01:13:40,381 --> 01:13:42,647 NO, I NEVER... NO, I DON'T... I REALLY... 1582 01:13:42,649 --> 01:13:44,150 I TOLD YOU HE WAS GAY. 1583 01:13:44,152 --> 01:13:46,951 I'M NOT GAY. WHY DOES EVERYBODY HERE THINK THAT? 1584 01:13:46,953 --> 01:13:48,955 - YOU LIKE GIRLS? - YES, I LIKE... 1585 01:13:51,858 --> 01:13:53,559 I LIKE HANNAH. 1586 01:13:56,695 --> 01:13:58,729 HEY, IT'S ALL SETTLED. 1587 01:13:58,731 --> 01:13:59,897 HE CAN STAY. 1588 01:13:59,899 --> 01:14:01,832 - COME ON. - THANK YOU. 1589 01:14:01,834 --> 01:14:03,934 SERIOUSLY, LOOK, I DON'T TAKE UP MUCH SPACE. 1590 01:14:03,936 --> 01:14:06,070 I JUST NEED MAYBE A CLOSET OR SOMETHING. 1591 01:14:06,072 --> 01:14:07,904 IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL. 1592 01:14:07,906 --> 01:14:10,273 NO, THERE'S A GUEST ROOM UPSTAIRS. 1593 01:14:10,275 --> 01:14:11,240 SERIOUSLY? 1594 01:14:11,242 --> 01:14:12,341 IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, 1595 01:14:12,343 --> 01:14:14,709 AND I DO MEAN ANYTHING, 1596 01:14:14,711 --> 01:14:16,912 HANNAH WILL HELP YOU. 1597 01:14:16,914 --> 01:14:20,148 LOOK, AND IF ANYONE COMES LOOKING FOR ME, 1598 01:14:20,150 --> 01:14:21,249 DON'T LET THEM IN. 1599 01:14:21,251 --> 01:14:23,185 I WON'T LET ANYONE IN. 1600 01:14:23,187 --> 01:14:24,354 GOOD NIGHT, HANNAH. 1601 01:14:25,923 --> 01:14:27,890 GOOD NIGHT, JAMES. 1602 01:14:28,925 --> 01:14:30,660 OH, UH, HANNAH. 1603 01:14:34,964 --> 01:14:38,767 I'M... JAMES WILSON SINGER. 1604 01:14:40,135 --> 01:14:42,137 JAMES WILSON SINGER. 1605 01:14:44,139 --> 01:14:45,340 I LIKE THAT. 1606 01:14:47,409 --> 01:14:51,076 GOOD. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? 1607 01:14:51,078 --> 01:14:53,347 I'M HANNAH GRACE MARTIN. 1608 01:14:55,082 --> 01:14:57,382 THAT FITS YOU. 1609 01:14:57,384 --> 01:14:59,418 KIND OF EMBODIES YOUR EYES 1610 01:14:59,420 --> 01:15:03,054 AND YOUR HAIR AND YOUR HANDS ALL IN ONE SENTENCE. 1611 01:15:03,056 --> 01:15:05,724 IT'S... I DON'T KNOW, LIKE A SONG. 1612 01:15:09,928 --> 01:15:11,362 GOOD NIGHT, JAMES. 1613 01:15:11,364 --> 01:15:14,933 GOOD NIGHT. THANK YOU. 1614 01:15:20,838 --> 01:15:23,239 SO WHY CAN'T WE LET THEM IN? 1615 01:15:23,241 --> 01:15:24,974 BECAUSE THEY WANT TO KILL HIM. 1616 01:15:24,976 --> 01:15:26,375 YEAH, WE GOTTA KEEP HIM ALIVE 1617 01:15:26,377 --> 01:15:28,477 SO HE CAN HELP US FINISH THE APP 1618 01:15:28,479 --> 01:15:31,380 AND TEACH US HOW TO TAKE OUR POWER BACK. 1619 01:15:31,382 --> 01:15:33,014 WELL, I GUESS HE CAN SHOW US 1620 01:15:33,016 --> 01:15:34,449 HOW TO MAKE GUYS TALK TO US 1621 01:15:34,451 --> 01:15:36,484 LIKE HE DID TO YOU. 1622 01:15:36,486 --> 01:15:39,454 YOU KNOW, THIS SORORITY IS FINALLY TAKING ON A WORTHWHILE PROJECT, 1623 01:15:39,456 --> 01:15:41,924 AND I FOR ONE AM EXCITED. 1624 01:15:45,494 --> 01:15:48,495 STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! 1625 01:15:48,497 --> 01:15:50,963 THERE HE IS, RIGHT THERE IN THE WINDOW. 1626 01:15:50,965 --> 01:15:52,232 COME ON. LET'S GO. 1627 01:15:52,234 --> 01:15:54,468 GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! 1628 01:15:56,271 --> 01:15:59,038 LET US IN. 1629 01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:01,006 HEY, HEY, HEY. 1630 01:16:01,008 --> 01:16:02,475 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1631 01:16:02,477 --> 01:16:04,276 WE WANT JAMES. 1632 01:16:04,278 --> 01:16:05,844 BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM. 1633 01:16:05,846 --> 01:16:08,413 CAN YOU JUST LET US INTO THE HOUSE? PLEASE? 1634 01:16:08,415 --> 01:16:10,315 NO, I CAN'T AND IF YOU DON'T LEAVE, 1635 01:16:10,317 --> 01:16:11,949 I'M GONNA CALL CAMPUS SECURITY. 1636 01:16:11,951 --> 01:16:14,319 OH, REALLY? WELL, WE HAVE A KEY TO THIS SORORITY. 1637 01:16:14,321 --> 01:16:16,387 ONE OF YOU BIMBOS GAVE IT TO ME, IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER. 1638 01:16:16,389 --> 01:16:18,923 WELL, THEN COME RIGHT IN, SWEETHEART. 1639 01:16:21,460 --> 01:16:24,528 YOU WANT HIM, COME AND GET HIM. 1640 01:16:24,530 --> 01:16:28,531 YOU KNOW WHAT? W-WE GOT THIS THING WITH THE STUFF. 1641 01:16:28,533 --> 01:16:30,266 SO WE'RE GONNA JUST HEAD OUT, 1642 01:16:30,268 --> 01:16:32,502 BUT IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 1643 01:16:32,504 --> 01:16:35,237 YOU KNOW WHAT? IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GIRLS COULD USE YOUR BEAUTY SLEEP ANYWAY. 1644 01:16:35,239 --> 01:16:36,872 SO WE'RE JUST GONNA... 1645 01:16:36,874 --> 01:16:38,874 YOU LOOK... YOU LOOK GOOD. 1646 01:16:38,876 --> 01:16:40,242 WESLEY! 1647 01:16:40,244 --> 01:16:42,010 OKAY, LADIES, 1648 01:16:42,012 --> 01:16:43,911 HOW ABOUT WE JUST TALK THIS OUT 1649 01:16:43,913 --> 01:16:45,046 OVER BREAKFAST TOMORROW ON ME. 1650 01:16:45,048 --> 01:16:46,448 COFFEE AND BAGELS, LANCE? 1651 01:16:46,450 --> 01:16:48,449 HOW ABOUT A GIFT CARD TO BAGEL BOYS. 1652 01:16:48,451 --> 01:16:49,850 THEY'RE INSANE. RUN! 1653 01:16:49,852 --> 01:16:52,255 DANIEL: DON'T TOUCH ME! 1654 01:16:54,557 --> 01:16:56,426 COFFEE AND BAGELS. 1655 01:17:01,163 --> 01:17:04,397 WHAT DID YOU SHOCK ME LIKE THAT FOR? 1656 01:17:04,399 --> 01:17:06,234 INTERNAL BLEEDING. 1657 01:17:09,036 --> 01:17:11,537 LANCE, THOSE FEMALES HATE YOU. 1658 01:17:11,539 --> 01:17:14,275 THEY HATE US. NOT ME. WHAT IS THAT? 1659 01:17:17,345 --> 01:17:18,943 OKAY, WHAT THE EFF HAPPENED BACK THERE? 1660 01:17:18,945 --> 01:17:21,112 I MEAN, WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT WERE THEY DOING? 1661 01:17:21,114 --> 01:17:22,981 I DON'T KNOW. WHY YOU LOOKING AT ME? 1662 01:17:22,983 --> 01:17:24,015 I DON'T KNOW. 1663 01:17:24,017 --> 01:17:25,416 I KNOW. 1664 01:17:25,418 --> 01:17:27,284 WHAT... WHAT? HOW DO YOU KNOW? 1665 01:17:27,286 --> 01:17:29,186 BRO, IT'S OBVIOUS. OKAY? 1666 01:17:29,188 --> 01:17:31,154 ONE, ALL THE HOOKUP APPS ARE DOWN. 1667 01:17:31,156 --> 01:17:33,390 TWO, JAMES IS NOW LIVING IN A SORORITY HOUSE. 1668 01:17:33,392 --> 01:17:34,924 JUST PUT THEM TOGETHER. 1669 01:17:34,926 --> 01:17:36,493 YOU THINK THOSE ARE ACTUALLY CONNECTED HERE? 1670 01:17:36,495 --> 01:17:38,261 OF COURSE. 1671 01:17:38,263 --> 01:17:40,096 OH, YEAH, THERE'S A CONNECTION. 1672 01:17:40,098 --> 01:17:42,231 HE'S GOT ALL THE CHICKS, AND WE DON'T. 1673 01:17:42,233 --> 01:17:44,267 WHAT IF HE'S JUST, YOU KNOW, 1674 01:17:44,269 --> 01:17:46,402 WORKING ON SOMETHING FOR US. 1675 01:17:46,404 --> 01:17:49,104 HE'S A GENIUS. THIS COULD BE SOMETHING BIGGER AND BETTER FOR ALL OF US. 1676 01:17:49,106 --> 01:17:50,305 THAT'S STUPID, LANCE. STUPID. 1677 01:17:50,307 --> 01:17:51,973 HE WANTS ALL THE GIRLS TO HIMSELF. 1678 01:17:51,975 --> 01:17:53,441 HE'S GREEDY LIKE THAT. 1679 01:17:53,443 --> 01:17:55,477 OH, MY GOD. THEY, LIKE, LOVE HIM. 1680 01:17:55,479 --> 01:17:57,044 I KNOW. DID YOU SEE THE WAY THAT THEY 1681 01:17:57,046 --> 01:17:59,346 THREW THOSE WEAPONS OUT JUST TO DEFEND HIM? 1682 01:17:59,348 --> 01:18:00,948 BRO, THOSE WEAPONS WERE TO KILL US. 1683 01:18:00,950 --> 01:18:04,018 THAT HAIR BRUSH WAS TO BEAT US, MAIM US. 1684 01:18:04,020 --> 01:18:06,919 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, I THINK THOSE ARE THE SAME THING. 1685 01:18:06,921 --> 01:18:11,157 OKAY, LOOK. WE NEED A NEW PLAN, OBVIOUSLY. 1686 01:18:11,159 --> 01:18:12,492 - FIGURE ONE OUT... - SHH. 1687 01:18:12,494 --> 01:18:14,527 NO. NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE DONE WITH THAT, OKAY? 1688 01:18:14,529 --> 01:18:16,362 JAMES IS NOW LIVING IN THE SORORITY HOUSE. 1689 01:18:16,364 --> 01:18:17,563 WE CALL THEM SORORITY SISTERS. 1690 01:18:17,565 --> 01:18:19,299 THEY'RE ALL OF THE TEAM CAPTAINS. 1691 01:18:19,301 --> 01:18:20,866 ALL BY HIMSELF. 1692 01:18:20,868 --> 01:18:23,435 HE'S IN THERE WITH ALL OF THEM BY HIMSELF. 1693 01:18:23,437 --> 01:18:25,971 AND GUESS WHERE WE ARE? WE'RE OUT HERE. 1694 01:18:25,973 --> 01:18:27,406 AS A RESULT OF YOUR PLAN, LANCE, 1695 01:18:27,408 --> 01:18:30,910 WE'RE IN ICE. FRIGID COLD. OKAY? 1696 01:18:33,346 --> 01:18:35,513 WE WILL MAKE A NEW PLAN, OKAY? 1697 01:18:35,515 --> 01:18:36,547 - FINE. - GOT IT. 1698 01:18:36,549 --> 01:18:38,449 - I HAVE AN IDEA. - LET'S GO. 1699 01:18:38,451 --> 01:18:41,086 IT'S GONNA INVOLVE TWO CATS, A PARACHUTE, AND A PLANE. 1700 01:18:43,488 --> 01:18:45,188 GOD, MELODY HASN'T TEXTED ME BACK SINCE... 1701 01:18:45,190 --> 01:18:47,457 NO ONE CARES. JUST STOP. 1702 01:18:47,459 --> 01:18:48,491 HEY, RACHEL. 1703 01:18:48,493 --> 01:18:50,327 SO WE STILL DOWN FOR TONIGHT? 1704 01:18:50,329 --> 01:18:51,661 IF YOU WANNA SEE ME, WESLEY, 1705 01:18:51,663 --> 01:18:53,295 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO ASK ME OUT 1706 01:18:53,297 --> 01:18:55,331 ONE WEEK IN ADVANCE AND TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER 1707 01:18:55,333 --> 01:18:57,132 SO WE CAN TALK AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER. 1708 01:18:57,134 --> 01:18:59,234 - WHAT?! - LAUREN, WE STILL ON FOR TONIGHT? 1709 01:18:59,236 --> 01:19:02,136 - FOR WHAT? - FOR WHAT? YOU KNOW FOR WHAT. COME ON NOW. 1710 01:19:02,138 --> 01:19:04,906 THE FRIENDS-WITH-BENEFITS PROGRAM HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN DISCONTINUED. 1711 01:19:04,908 --> 01:19:07,375 TRY FLATTERY. THAT'S ON WOMEN SINCE EVE. 1712 01:19:07,377 --> 01:19:10,010 YOU LOOK SO NICE, RACHEL. 1713 01:19:10,012 --> 01:19:12,179 WHAT DID I TELL YOU, LAUREN. BOTOX HELPS. 1714 01:19:12,181 --> 01:19:14,247 NOW I SEE YOU FINALLY LOST THOSE FIVE POUNDS 1715 01:19:14,249 --> 01:19:15,382 YOU WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT, MELODY. 1716 01:19:15,384 --> 01:19:17,918 WHAT? IT'S A COMPLEMENT. 1717 01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:19,486 NO, IT WASN'T. MINE WAS. 1718 01:19:19,488 --> 01:19:21,488 WE JUST... WE NEED TO FORGET ABOUT WOMEN FOR A WHILE 1719 01:19:21,490 --> 01:19:25,257 BECAUSE MY GRADE IN CS DEPENDS HIGHLY ON THIS APP. 1720 01:19:25,259 --> 01:19:28,327 OKAY, JUST TELL THEM THAT YOU'RE WORKING ON AN UPDATE. 1721 01:19:28,329 --> 01:19:29,662 "JUNGLE" 2.0. 1722 01:19:29,664 --> 01:19:33,231 OKAY. 1723 01:19:33,233 --> 01:19:35,567 NICE, JAMES. GOOD. 1724 01:19:35,569 --> 01:19:39,504 HEY, LANCE, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH "JUNGLE"? 1725 01:19:39,506 --> 01:19:44,108 UM, UH... 1726 01:19:44,110 --> 01:19:46,110 WE'RE WORKING ON AN UPDATE RIGHT NOW, 1727 01:19:46,112 --> 01:19:47,978 AND THE NEW AND IMPROVED VERSION OF "JUNGLE" 1728 01:19:47,980 --> 01:19:49,413 WILL BE RELEASED AS SOON AS IT'S DONE. 1729 01:19:49,415 --> 01:19:51,515 WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHARE WITH THE CLASS 1730 01:19:51,517 --> 01:19:53,484 THE WORKFLOW PROCESS IT TAKES 1731 01:19:53,486 --> 01:19:55,485 TO DEBUG AND DEVELOP AN UPDATE? 1732 01:19:55,487 --> 01:19:56,620 THE ONLY THING IS THAT... 1733 01:19:56,622 --> 01:19:58,388 SPEAK UP, LANCE. 1734 01:19:58,390 --> 01:20:02,057 THE REST OF THE CLASS WANTS TO TAKE DETAILED NOTES. 1735 01:20:02,059 --> 01:20:06,629 WELL, THAT WOULD BE IN VIOLATION OF THE NDA THAT WE AGREED. 1736 01:20:06,631 --> 01:20:08,263 I EXPECT BY THE END OF TODAY 1737 01:20:08,265 --> 01:20:10,065 TO HAVE A FULL-PAGE OUTLINE 1738 01:20:10,067 --> 01:20:11,600 OF YOUR WORKFLOW PROCESS. ALL RIGHT? 1739 01:20:11,602 --> 01:20:14,569 WAIT, AND SORRY. I FORGET. 1740 01:20:14,571 --> 01:20:17,271 DID YOU TELL ME THAT NASA COMMISSIONED "JUNGLE"? 1741 01:20:17,273 --> 01:20:19,206 MM-HMM, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 1742 01:20:19,208 --> 01:20:21,108 YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT WILL PROBABLY BE WHAT, 1743 01:20:21,110 --> 01:20:23,945 STUDYING THE MATING RITUALS ON MARS? 1744 01:20:25,748 --> 01:20:29,017 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY, CLASS. HAVE A GOOD ONE. 1745 01:20:41,562 --> 01:20:43,162 THERE THEY ARE. 1746 01:20:43,164 --> 01:20:45,397 I THINK WE SHOULD CALL A PRESS CONFERENCE. 1747 01:20:45,399 --> 01:20:48,099 - WHAT? - YEAH. 1748 01:20:48,101 --> 01:20:51,102 TELL THE WORLD WHO REALLY CREATED "JUNGLE." 1749 01:20:51,104 --> 01:20:53,504 SMART. SMART. 1750 01:20:53,506 --> 01:20:55,005 HEY. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, POPS, 1751 01:20:55,007 --> 01:20:58,508 WHAT'S THE NUMBER TO YOUR PUBLICIST? 1752 01:20:58,510 --> 01:21:00,446 I GOT SOME ROCKIN' NEWS I WANNA TELL THEM. 1753 01:21:02,381 --> 01:21:05,515 YEAH, OKAY, PRE-MED'S FINE. THANKS FOR ASKING. 1754 01:21:05,517 --> 01:21:08,986 ALL RIGHT. I LOVE YOU. JUST TEXT ME THE NUMBER. YEAH. BYE. 1755 01:21:11,722 --> 01:21:14,089 HE HAS TO TAKE ME TO MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT. 1756 01:21:14,091 --> 01:21:16,258 AND NOT ASK ME FOR MY CREDIT CARD SO I CAN PAY FOR IT. 1757 01:21:16,260 --> 01:21:19,327 AND NOT ASK THE WAITRESS FOR HER NUMBER IN FRONT OF ME. 1758 01:21:19,329 --> 01:21:21,031 SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA CALL THE APP, JAMES? 1759 01:21:23,467 --> 01:21:25,133 WHAT DO YOU GIRLS THINK OF "EVE"? 1760 01:21:25,135 --> 01:21:27,970 EVE. THE FIRST WOMAN. 1761 01:21:29,606 --> 01:21:35,476 HANNAH, WHAT DOES A GUY HAVE TO DO TO EARN YOUR TRUST? 1762 01:21:35,478 --> 01:21:39,278 A GUY SHOULD BE HONEST. 1763 01:21:39,280 --> 01:21:42,215 IF HE'S A LIAR, THAT'S A DEAL BREAKER. 1764 01:21:42,217 --> 01:21:43,716 HE SHOULD TELL ME THE TRUTH 1765 01:21:43,718 --> 01:21:46,452 REGARDLESS OF WHETHER IT WILL HURT MY FEELINGS OR NOT. 1766 01:21:46,454 --> 01:21:48,821 ISN'T THAT A LITTLE UNREALISTIC, THOUGH, HANNAH? 1767 01:21:48,823 --> 01:21:51,724 OKAY, CLEARLY WE UNDERESTIMATED JAMES HERE, LIKE, BIG TIME. 1768 01:21:51,726 --> 01:21:53,792 NO, IT'S CLEAR THAT JAMES IS A DICK 1769 01:21:53,794 --> 01:21:55,529 AND A BACKSTABBER. 1770 01:21:59,833 --> 01:22:02,500 WHAT DO YOU THINK MAKES HIM TICK? 1771 01:22:02,502 --> 01:22:06,570 - UM, THAT NERDY CHICK, FOUR-EYES... - HANNAH. 1772 01:22:06,572 --> 01:22:07,671 YEAH, YEAH, HANNAH. 1773 01:22:07,673 --> 01:22:09,172 WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT HER? 1774 01:22:09,174 --> 01:22:10,841 WELL, HER FULL NAME'S HANNAH MARTIN, 1775 01:22:10,843 --> 01:22:14,143 AND SHE KEEPS A LOW PROFILE. 1776 01:22:14,145 --> 01:22:16,112 NO, SHE KEEPS A "NO" PROFILE. 1777 01:22:16,114 --> 01:22:17,814 SHE'S NOT ON ANY OF THE DATING APPS. 1778 01:22:17,816 --> 01:22:19,248 NO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 1779 01:22:19,250 --> 01:22:21,216 NO, NO, NO, IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE. 1780 01:22:21,218 --> 01:22:22,551 IT'S VERY POSSIBLE. 1781 01:22:22,553 --> 01:22:24,255 SHE'S OFF THE GRID. 1782 01:22:31,394 --> 01:22:32,861 OKAY, LADIES, 1783 01:22:32,863 --> 01:22:34,629 EVERYONE TURN OFF THEIR CELL PHONES, 1784 01:22:34,631 --> 01:22:36,497 THEIR TABLETS, AND THEIR LAPTOPS. 1785 01:22:36,499 --> 01:22:39,233 WE'RE GONNA TRY OUR VERY BEST TO CONCENTRATE... 1786 01:22:39,235 --> 01:22:42,369 ...ON JAMES 1787 01:22:42,371 --> 01:22:44,604 BECAUSE HE HAS SOMETHING'S VERY IMPORTANT TO TELL US. 1788 01:22:44,606 --> 01:22:46,139 HE'S BEEN STUDYING US 1789 01:22:46,141 --> 01:22:47,807 AND LISTENING TO WHAT WE WANT FROM MEN, 1790 01:22:47,809 --> 01:22:50,243 AND HE'S ABOUT TO REVEAL TO US 1791 01:22:50,245 --> 01:22:52,512 TO ULTIMATE APP. 1792 01:22:52,514 --> 01:22:53,813 WHERE'S HANNAH? 1793 01:22:53,815 --> 01:22:55,347 SHE SAID SHE'S GONNA BE LATE, 1794 01:22:55,349 --> 01:22:57,316 SO WE CAN GO AHEAD AND START WITHOUT HER. 1795 01:22:57,318 --> 01:22:59,385 OKAY. 1796 01:22:59,387 --> 01:23:04,723 LADIES, IT'S BEEN A REAL EYE-OPENER LIVING WITH YOU ALL THESE DAYS. 1797 01:23:04,725 --> 01:23:07,859 AND I THINK IF FINALLY DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE DATING APP, 1798 01:23:07,861 --> 01:23:09,794 AND I'D LIKE TO PRESENT IT TO YOU RIGHT NOW. 1799 01:23:09,796 --> 01:23:13,297 NEWS FLASH, THE HOOKUP APPS ARE BACK UP. 1800 01:23:13,299 --> 01:23:16,834 - GET OFF OF ME. - YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO HAVE YOUR PHONE ON. 1801 01:23:16,836 --> 01:23:18,335 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 1802 01:23:18,337 --> 01:23:19,670 WE'RE GONNA LISTEN TO JAMES 1803 01:23:19,672 --> 01:23:21,607 AND DECIDE WHICH APP IS BETTER. 1804 01:23:25,844 --> 01:23:29,345 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1805 01:23:29,347 --> 01:23:31,581 YOU ARE THE APP. 1806 01:23:31,583 --> 01:23:36,217 LOOK, I KNOW ALGORITHMS. I KNOW BIOLOGY. 1807 01:23:36,219 --> 01:23:38,853 BUT THERE'S NOTHING THAT I CAN CODE, INVENT, 1808 01:23:38,855 --> 01:23:41,656 OR CREATE 1809 01:23:41,658 --> 01:23:45,259 THAT EQUALS WHAT GOD HAS ALREADY CREATED INSIDE OF YOU. 1810 01:23:45,261 --> 01:23:47,896 JAMES, THE GUYS DECIDE WHICH APPS RULE. 1811 01:23:47,898 --> 01:23:50,864 NO, SEE, THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG. 1812 01:23:50,866 --> 01:23:52,566 YOU DECIDE. 1813 01:23:52,568 --> 01:23:54,367 IF NONE OF THE GIRLS ARE ON THE APPS, 1814 01:23:54,369 --> 01:23:56,937 WHERE ARE THE GUYS GONNA GO? 1815 01:23:56,939 --> 01:23:58,939 GIRLS, YOU HAVE THE POWER. 1816 01:23:58,941 --> 01:24:01,541 DON'T GIVE THAT UP. 1817 01:24:01,543 --> 01:24:04,309 IT'S LIKE FIFTH-WAVE FEMINISM. 1818 01:24:04,311 --> 01:24:06,511 I LIKE IT. 1819 01:24:06,513 --> 01:24:08,881 TIFFANY MOVED OUT. 1820 01:24:08,883 --> 01:24:11,483 I ASKED HER TO MOVE OUT. 1821 01:24:11,485 --> 01:24:13,785 MAN, SEEING YOU ON THAT DATE, 1822 01:24:13,787 --> 01:24:16,454 IT JUST... IT JUST DID SOMETHING TO ME. 1823 01:24:16,456 --> 01:24:17,689 OKAY, YOU SPIED ON ME? 1824 01:24:17,691 --> 01:24:19,657 I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 1825 01:24:19,659 --> 01:24:22,960 YEAH, LISTEN. CAN'T WE START FRESH? 1826 01:24:22,962 --> 01:24:25,563 NOW FOR SOME NEWS FROM OUR TECH BUREAU.... 1827 01:24:25,565 --> 01:24:27,598 TAKE YOU ON A SECOND HONEYMOON. 1828 01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:31,735 I PROMISE YOU I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU THE REST OF MY LIFE. 1829 01:24:31,737 --> 01:24:34,971 - YEAH, YOU WILL. - ...COLLEGE FRESHMAN NAMED JAMES SINGER. 1830 01:24:34,973 --> 01:24:37,473 THE REPORT ALSO STATES THAT JAMES SINGER... 1831 01:24:37,475 --> 01:24:39,909 WHAT IS THAT? IS THAT YOUR RADIO? 1832 01:24:39,911 --> 01:24:44,446 WHAT, "JUNGLE"? WHAT THE... 1833 01:24:44,448 --> 01:24:47,950 ...I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU REALLY HURT MY SOCIAL LIFE TOO. 1834 01:24:47,952 --> 01:24:50,284 I KNEW HE WAS MY BOY. WHO NEEDS A PATERNITY TEST? 1835 01:24:50,286 --> 01:24:52,587 IN BASKETBALL, THE COURTS WERE BUSY LAST NIGHT... 1836 01:24:52,589 --> 01:24:54,455 DID YOU SEE THAT? 1837 01:24:54,457 --> 01:24:56,658 WAIT A MINUTE. I'M CONFUSED. 1838 01:24:56,660 --> 01:24:58,492 DID JAMES MAKE THE APP? 1839 01:24:58,494 --> 01:25:00,895 OR DID HE TAKE DOWN THE APPS? 1840 01:25:00,897 --> 01:25:03,830 BOTH. HE'S A GENIUS. 1841 01:25:03,832 --> 01:25:08,436 THEY SAY THAT GENIUS MANIFESTS ITSELF EVERY OTHER GENERATION. 1842 01:25:10,438 --> 01:25:11,771 WHAT? 1843 01:25:11,773 --> 01:25:14,473 YOUR BROTHER INVENTED "JUNGLE"? 1844 01:25:14,475 --> 01:25:16,575 HE'S WAY COOL. 1845 01:25:16,577 --> 01:25:17,643 I KNOW. 1846 01:25:17,645 --> 01:25:21,947 JAMES SINGER. 1847 01:25:21,949 --> 01:25:23,817 I KNEW IT. 1848 01:25:25,619 --> 01:25:27,819 IS HE THE CRAZY KID WHO KEPT CALLING ME? 1849 01:25:27,821 --> 01:25:29,621 WAY TO GO, JAMES. 1850 01:25:29,623 --> 01:25:31,923 THINK WE NEED TO MAKE A DETOUR TO SEE THIS GUY. 1851 01:25:31,925 --> 01:25:33,791 HEY, HANNAH, YOU GOT A SECOND? 1852 01:25:33,793 --> 01:25:35,726 NO, ROB, I'M LATE TO A MEETING. 1853 01:25:35,728 --> 01:25:38,662 - WE NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT. - WHAT? 1854 01:25:38,664 --> 01:25:41,665 - IT'S ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND. - I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 1855 01:25:41,667 --> 01:25:44,600 DID YOU EVER SET UP AN ACCOUNT ON "JUNGLE"? 1856 01:25:44,602 --> 01:25:45,968 - NO. - WHY NOT? 1857 01:25:45,970 --> 01:25:47,470 BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING. 1858 01:25:47,472 --> 01:25:48,905 OH, I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU. 1859 01:25:48,907 --> 01:25:51,273 A REAL PERV MUST'VE DREAMT THAT UP. 1860 01:25:51,275 --> 01:25:53,275 YEAH, LANCE DREAMT IT UP. 1861 01:25:53,277 --> 01:25:55,644 WHOA, OKAY, YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT I HAVE THE SKILLS 1862 01:25:55,646 --> 01:25:57,479 TO CREATE AN APP LIKE JUNGLE? 1863 01:25:57,481 --> 01:25:58,914 I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE THE SKILLS 1864 01:25:58,916 --> 01:26:00,649 TO OPEN A BAG OF POTATO CHIPS 1865 01:26:00,651 --> 01:26:02,450 WITHOUT FRICK AND FRACK HERE ASSISTING YOU. 1866 01:26:02,452 --> 01:26:03,785 HONEY. 1867 01:26:03,787 --> 01:26:05,020 IT'S HANNAH. 1868 01:26:05,022 --> 01:26:08,558 HANNAH, JAMES DEVELOPED "JUNGLE." 1869 01:26:10,860 --> 01:26:11,992 NO, HE DIDN'T. 1870 01:26:11,994 --> 01:26:14,594 EXCEPT THAT HE DID. 1871 01:26:14,596 --> 01:26:15,628 - SO... - WHATEVER. 1872 01:26:15,630 --> 01:26:17,866 - COME ON. - PEACE. 1873 01:26:28,609 --> 01:26:31,844 COME ON, HANNAH. JAMES IS EXPLAINING THE APP. 1874 01:26:31,846 --> 01:26:33,645 HANNAH, WHAT'S WRONG? 1875 01:26:33,647 --> 01:26:36,048 JAMES, ARE YOU THE CREATOR OF "JUNGLE"? 1876 01:26:36,050 --> 01:26:39,584 - NO. - I'M SO RELIEVED. 1877 01:26:39,586 --> 01:26:41,085 I'M THE CODER OF "JUNGLE." 1878 01:26:41,087 --> 01:26:43,054 - WHAT? - THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE. 1879 01:26:43,056 --> 01:26:45,489 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - YOU'VE BEEN STAYING AT OUR PLACE! 1880 01:26:45,491 --> 01:26:48,925 YOU HELPED LANCE MAKE "JUNGLE"? 1881 01:26:48,927 --> 01:26:50,927 HANNAH, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. 1882 01:26:50,929 --> 01:26:53,930 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WHO CARES, GUYS? HE'S HELPING US NOW. 1883 01:26:53,932 --> 01:26:55,766 - THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. - I AGREE. 1884 01:26:55,768 --> 01:26:57,433 I'M GONNA HELP YOU BUILD AN APP 1885 01:26:57,435 --> 01:27:00,536 BASED ON EVERYTHING YOU GUYS TOLD ME YOU WANTED. 1886 01:27:00,538 --> 01:27:02,772 JAMES, I JUST STARTED TO TRUST YOU AGAIN. 1887 01:27:02,774 --> 01:27:06,441 - AND THEN YOU LIE TO ME? - I DID IT BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE WITH SOMEONE. 1888 01:27:06,443 --> 01:27:09,410 YEAH, I CALL FOUL. THIS IS NOT COOL, JAMES. 1889 01:27:09,412 --> 01:27:11,813 SOMEONE CONVINCED ME THAT IF ALL THE GUYS WERE ON THE APP, 1890 01:27:11,815 --> 01:27:14,481 THEN ALL THE GIRLS WOULD HAVE TO BE, TOO, BUT... 1891 01:27:14,483 --> 01:27:16,383 BUT WHAT? 1892 01:27:16,385 --> 01:27:20,454 THE GIRL I REALLY, REALLY LIKE DIDN'T GO ON IT. 1893 01:27:20,456 --> 01:27:23,023 IS THAT WHY YOU SHUT IT DOWN? 1894 01:27:23,025 --> 01:27:24,423 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SHUT IT DOWN, RIGHT? 1895 01:27:24,425 --> 01:27:25,659 YES, I TOOK IT DOWN, 1896 01:27:25,661 --> 01:27:28,628 BUT I TOOK IT DOWN 1897 01:27:28,630 --> 01:27:30,496 'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT MY MOTHER USING IT. 1898 01:27:30,498 --> 01:27:32,732 YOUR MOM? 1899 01:27:32,734 --> 01:27:35,433 WHAT? 1900 01:27:35,435 --> 01:27:37,736 TURNS OUT... 1901 01:27:37,738 --> 01:27:40,872 CONNECTING ISN'T JUST HARD FOR US. 1902 01:27:40,874 --> 01:27:42,407 IT'S HARD FOR EVERYONE. 1903 01:27:42,409 --> 01:27:45,577 SO YOU MADE "JUNGLE" FOR LOVE. 1904 01:27:45,579 --> 01:27:50,349 I MADE "JUNGLE" BECAUSE SOMEONE PROMISED MY WAY TO M.I.T. 1905 01:27:53,052 --> 01:27:56,486 AND, YES... 1906 01:27:56,488 --> 01:27:57,589 BECAUSE I LOVE HANNAH. 1907 01:28:00,525 --> 01:28:01,991 IF YOU DON'T KISS HIM RIGHT NOW, 1908 01:28:01,993 --> 01:28:04,928 - I'M GONNA ASK HIM TO MARRY ME. - I'LL BEAT YOU TO IT. 1909 01:28:04,930 --> 01:28:06,461 COME ON, HANNAH. HE JUST SAID HE LOVES YOU 1910 01:28:06,463 --> 01:28:07,697 IN FRONT OF ALL THESE GIRLS. 1911 01:28:07,699 --> 01:28:10,068 I'M NOT GONNA SING IT TO YOU. 1912 01:28:13,737 --> 01:28:15,739 JAMES, I... 1913 01:28:38,426 --> 01:28:41,094 - OH, GOOD NIGHT, TEACH. - GOOD NIGHT, GUYS. 1914 01:28:41,096 --> 01:28:43,762 OH, HEY, LANCE. I FORGOT. 1915 01:28:43,764 --> 01:28:45,764 I NEED TO SEE YOU AT 4:00 TOMORROW 1916 01:28:45,766 --> 01:28:46,999 TO GO OVER NEXT TERM. 1917 01:28:47,001 --> 01:28:49,101 WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NEXT TERM"? 1918 01:28:49,103 --> 01:28:50,735 YEAH, YOU'RE REPEATING MY CLASS. 1919 01:28:52,039 --> 01:28:53,771 LOOKS LIKE YOUR PLAN BACKFIRED, BRO. 1920 01:28:53,773 --> 01:28:55,440 AS MUCH AS I WAS LOOKING FORWARD 1921 01:28:55,442 --> 01:28:57,175 TO SEEING HER EVERY SINGLE DAY NEXT SEMESTER, 1922 01:28:57,177 --> 01:29:00,510 I THINK I MIGHT ACTUALLY CHANGE MY MAJOR TO BUSINESS. 1923 01:29:00,512 --> 01:29:01,712 REALLY? 1924 01:29:01,714 --> 01:29:03,181 YEAH, "JUNGLE" WENT REALLY WELL. 1925 01:29:03,183 --> 01:29:04,715 IT ALSO DIED. 1926 01:29:04,717 --> 01:29:07,017 YEAH, WELL, WE KILLED IT FOR A SECOND THERE. 1927 01:29:07,019 --> 01:29:09,953 I MEANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 1928 01:29:09,955 --> 01:29:11,889 YEAH, MAN, WHAT'S UP? 1929 01:29:11,891 --> 01:29:16,692 WOULD YOU MIND TAKING STEPS BACK FROM RACHEL FOR ME? 1930 01:29:16,694 --> 01:29:18,494 I THINK I REALLY LIKE HER. 1931 01:29:18,496 --> 01:29:21,931 - LIES. BLATANT LIES. - LOOK AT THOSE EYES, MAN. 1932 01:29:21,933 --> 01:29:23,899 SEE, THIS GUY'S IN LOVE, MAN. 1933 01:29:23,901 --> 01:29:26,568 - HE'S HEAD OVER HEALS. - SERIOUSLY. 1934 01:29:26,570 --> 01:29:28,703 WOULD YOU... WOULD YOU MIND? 1935 01:29:28,705 --> 01:29:31,572 FOR YOU? HELL YEAH. TOTALLY. 1936 01:29:31,574 --> 01:29:33,108 THANKS, BROTHER. 1937 01:29:33,110 --> 01:29:34,975 PLOT TWIST, HE DOES HAVE A SOUL. 1938 01:29:34,977 --> 01:29:36,510 OH, SHUT UP, YOU GUYS. 1939 01:29:36,512 --> 01:29:38,748 SEE YOU LATER. 1940 01:29:40,883 --> 01:29:43,083 JUST WALK IN THERE... 1941 01:29:43,085 --> 01:29:44,819 AND TALK TO HER. 1942 01:29:48,924 --> 01:29:51,523 UH, HEY, RACHEL. 1943 01:29:51,525 --> 01:29:53,927 YOU GOT A SECOND? CAN I TALK TO YOU? 1944 01:29:53,929 --> 01:29:55,194 ASK YOU A QUESTION? 1945 01:29:55,196 --> 01:29:57,496 I'M LATE FOR CLASS. 1946 01:29:57,498 --> 01:30:01,199 OKAY, WELL, HOW ABOUT I WALK YOU? 1947 01:30:01,201 --> 01:30:02,736 I GUESS SO. 1948 01:30:07,540 --> 01:30:09,540 HERE, LET ME TAKE YOUR BOOKS. 1949 01:30:09,542 --> 01:30:12,710 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT USED TO THEM. 1950 01:30:12,712 --> 01:30:14,711 SO, WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION? 1951 01:30:14,713 --> 01:30:19,816 UM, I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE 1952 01:30:19,818 --> 01:30:23,219 YOU'D WANNA GO TO DINNER WITH ME ON FRIDAY? 1953 01:30:25,157 --> 01:30:27,123 IS THAT A YES? A NO? 1954 01:30:27,125 --> 01:30:29,992 MAYBE? POSSIBLY? KINDA? NOT REALLY? 1955 01:30:29,994 --> 01:30:31,627 - IT'S A MAYBE. - OKAY. 1956 01:30:31,629 --> 01:30:34,897 OKAY, I CAN TAKE A MAYBE. I'LL TAKE A MAYBE. 1957 01:30:34,899 --> 01:30:36,198 WHY DON'T WE, UH... 1958 01:30:36,200 --> 01:30:39,033 WE CAN GET MARRIED ON THE ROOF RIGHT THERE. 1959 01:30:40,770 --> 01:30:44,305 TOO FAST... OR YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHT... TOO FAST? OKAY. 1960 01:30:44,307 --> 01:30:46,040 OKAY, WE'LL TAKE IT BACK... 1961 01:33:18,748 --> 01:33:23,748 Subtitles by explosiveskull