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- ♪ Crashing through
The crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls like
Ping-pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach
The bathroom on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over
Laundry piles ♪
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♪ Diapers you can
Smell for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's gotta do what he can
To survive ♪
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♪ In the Loud House
In the Loud House ♪
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♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove
This is how we show our love ♪
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♪ In the Loud House
In the Loud House ♪
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♪ One boy and ten girls
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
For the world ♪
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all: ♪ Loud
House ♪
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♪ Loud
Loud House ♪
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- Poo-poo.
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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all: 1,797.
[coins clink]
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1,798.
[coins clink]
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1,799.
[coins clink]
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1,800!
[coins clink]
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- There it is, gang.
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1,800 smackaroonies
in the savings jug.
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And you know what that means.
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all: ♪ We're going
On vacation ♪
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♪ We're going
On vacation ♪
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♪ We're going
On vacation ♪
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- This is a big moment
for the Louds.
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We're finally taking
a real family vacation.
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Not an overnight
at Aunt Ruth's
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or a campout in
the church parking lot...
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A vacation vacation.
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But getting here wasn't easy.
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In a family this big,
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a vacation costs
a lot of money.
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- Line up for lemonade.
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- So we all had
to do our part.
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- Oh, no, thank you.
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- I said,
line up for lemonade!
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- I'll take five.
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[coins plunking]
[bills whoosh]
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[cash register rings]
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- ♪ So many places
I wanna go ♪
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♪ But I'll never get anywhere
Without some dough ♪
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- Hey, Loud.
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I'll pay you just to stop
making that horrible racket.
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- Whatever works, dude.
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Vacation,
all I ever wanted.
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[cash register rings]
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[rock music]
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- Got it. Dad!
I need three more Lynn-sagnas.
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Two with extra sauce.
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- Honey, please discourage
special orders.
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I'm backed up in here.
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[cash register rings]
[coins clink]
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Oops.
That was a mushroom.
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- [snores]
- Hey.
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- Ooh, sorry.
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I've been working
a lot of overtime lately.
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[cash register rings]
[coins clink]
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Whoops.
That was a molar.
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- Cinch that with a belt.
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Live on the edge
with a polka dot skirt.
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Ugh, no, no.
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What did I tell you about
wearing socks with sandals?
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- Aw, only if they're
colorful or ironic.
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[cash register rings]
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- All done, Mrs. Parker.
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[chiming]
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I also do furniture moving
and jar opening.
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Keep it in mind.
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- Oh, it's my lucky day.
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I dropped a jar of pickles
under the sofa.
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[cash register rings]
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[carnival music]
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♪
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[children cheer]
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[cash register rings]
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- Dearly beloved,
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we gather today
to say good-bye to Dorothy.
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She lived life to the fullest,
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whether she was
swimming around her castle,
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blowing bubbles,
or eating rocks.
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Turns out that last part
wasn't the best idea.
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[toilet flushes]
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- Thank you.
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That was a beautiful service.
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[cash register rings]
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[bicycle bell rings]
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[newspaper thumps]
[alarm blares]
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[cat shrieks]
[glass shatters]
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[coins clink]
[cash register rings]
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[banging toy rhythmically]
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[hip-hop music]
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♪
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- Slay all day, girl.
Whoo!
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[cash register rings]
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- Thanks to all our hard work,
we saved enough money
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for a week at the
Weeping Willow Resort & Lodge
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on Lake Michigan.
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We're talking bumper boats,
horseback riding,
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and 26 flavors of fudge.
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all: ♪ We're going on vacation
We're going on vacation ♪
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♪ We're going--
- Hey, Louds!
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I'll pay you again
to knock off that racket.
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- We already have enough money.
- Hello? Road snacks.
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- Let's see,
work's taken care of,
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Mr. Grouse is keeping
an eye on the house,
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Clyde and the McBrides
are taking care of Walt, Geo,
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Charles, and Cliff--
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- Just a few more things and
we'll all be relaxing in the--
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[excited chatter]
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- Can't wait to go
horseback riding.
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- Why are you bringing
that on vacation?
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- You have your sunblock,
I have mine.
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- Whoa, guys,
this is too much stuff.
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Something's gotta go back.
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- How about this humungo bag?
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- Absolutely not.
That one's very important.
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[bag rattles open]
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- Puzzles?
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- The bag stays.
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[angry chatter]
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- [whistles]
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Enough.
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Stand back and let me work.
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- How did you do that?
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- Quite simple, really.
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I merely used the formula
combining elements
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of spatial analysis,
and the basic physics theorems
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stating that for every object--
[doors close]
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Don't ask if you
don't really wanna know.
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- Sorry, kiddo,
we should get a move on.
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According to the reviews,
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the hotel has a very strict
check-in policy.
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If we're not there by 8:00,
they could give away our rooms.
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[engine starts]
- Wait!
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[whistles]
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[frog croaks]
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[militaristic music]
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♪
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- Okay, here we go.
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Loud vacation time.
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Can I get a "what what"?
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all: What--
- Wait!
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I forgot Lily's diapers.
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Turns out I also forgot Lily.
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- Poo poo.
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all: ♪ We're going on vacation
We're going on vacation ♪
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[festive music]
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all: ♪ On vacation
[horn blaring]
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- Don't let that old geezer
pass us, Dad!
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Floor it!
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- Well, it's--it is floored.
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It's been floored
the whole time.
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Dang show off in his hot rod.
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[country music]
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- Look. Come on, Dad,
let's get our dignity back.
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- I'm right there
with you, L.J.
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- Pass, pass, pass.
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- Father, this is not
advisable.
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Factoring in the angle of our
descent, current wind speed,
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and the condition
of this aging heap,
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I fear we are going
to wind up--
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Nose first in a ditch.
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- [gasps, weeps]
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My baby, what have I done?
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- Stand back
and let me work.
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- Wow, nice job, sweetie.
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How'd you do that?
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- Eh, it was no biggie.
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There was a crack
in the cylinder block,
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so I just rerouted
the exhaust manifold
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past the carburetor, and then--
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Don't ask if you
don't really wanna know.
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- Wait.
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Okay, now we can go.
[horn blares]
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both: Dang it.
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- Oh, it's so hot.
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Dad, can you turn on the AC
before my hair totally frizzes?
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[AC flutters]
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- Huh, doesn't seem
to be working.
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- Ugh, the coolant must have
leaked when we crashed.
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Pull over, Pops,
I'll check it out.
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- No can do.
Remember, 8:00 check-in.
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- well, can someone just
roll down a window?
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- Sorry, honey, but if we roll
any of these windows down,
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they're not coming back up.
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- I know it's hot, but just
pretend you're at the beach.
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- In this?
Ugh, no.
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- [crunches chips]
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Anyone want
a low-cal bean chip?
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- Vomit.
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- They're delicious.
And supes high fiber.
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[fart blows]
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- Yes, apparently.
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- It was the seat.
See?
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all: [groan]
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- Now it's not doing it.
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- Suffocating.
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- [gagging]
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- Be strong, kids.
No windows.
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[gagging]
It's in my mouth.
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all: [gasping for air]
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- This is better.
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- What?
- [shrieks]
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[tires squeal]
[van thumps]
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[panting]
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Is everyone okay?
- I've been better.
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- The good news is, the crash
made the windows go back up.
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The bad news is,
now we have no door.
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No way I can
reattach this baby.
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But I may have a solution.
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[crow caws]
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- Nice fix, but we still
have a grave situation.
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[laughs]
Get it?
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[doors close]
[engine starts]
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What? Don't set me up if you
don't wanna hear a joke.
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- Wait.
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- Ah.
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[country music]
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- Who's ready for lunch?
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all: Me, me, me.
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- Honey, let's start looking
for a good picnic stop.
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- No time.
We're behind schedule.
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We'll have to eat in the car.
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- I got this.
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Sammies coming your way.
Think fast, huh.
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- Watch it.
- Ow.
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[sandwich thumps]
- Not so hard, dude.
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[sandwich whooshes]
- I can't catch.
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[chomping]
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- Those egg salad sandwiches
were delicious, honey.
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Thanks for making them.
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- You're totes welcome, Mom.
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- Trash back here.
[trash whooshes and thuds]
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- Whoops.
- Sorry.
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- I can't throw either.
- Weak.
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[stomach growls]
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- Whoa, guys,
you feeling all right?
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I'm not feeling
too good myself.
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[stomachs growling]
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- Leni, what exactly did you
put in those sandwiches?
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- I can't remember.
I made them weeks ago.
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- Leni!
- What?
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- That can't be good.
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- Well, I was so excited
for the trip
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I wanted to get
a head start.
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all: [moaning and groaning]
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- Uh-oh, I think
I'm gonna barf.
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- I second that.
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- Puke fest.
- Pull over, Dad.
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- No time--use a bag.
- Lynn!
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- Okay, okay.
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[jazz music]
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- Oh, my gosh.
- Out of the way.
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[hurried chatter,
toilets flushing]
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- Leni, you're off lunch duty
until further notice.
258
00:09:31,308 --> 00:09:35,178
- Yeah, let's just round
that up to "forever."
259
00:09:35,178 --> 00:09:37,578
[country music]
260
00:09:37,588 --> 00:09:41,358
- Ha-ha, check out
farmer Speedy.
261
00:09:41,358 --> 00:09:43,858
Not doing much passing now,
are you?
262
00:09:43,858 --> 00:09:45,718
- Lynn, that's not very kind.
263
00:09:45,728 --> 00:09:46,928
Honey,
we should help him.
264
00:09:46,928 --> 00:09:50,858
- Okay, but only if it takes
less than ten minutes.
265
00:09:52,168 --> 00:09:54,498
[dramatic musical flourish]
266
00:09:54,498 --> 00:09:55,898
[dramatic piano music]
267
00:09:55,898 --> 00:09:58,338
- Need a hand with that flat,
buddy?
268
00:09:58,338 --> 00:09:59,668
- Oh, that'd be swell.
269
00:09:59,668 --> 00:10:02,808
The spare is buried
under all these crates.
270
00:10:02,808 --> 00:10:06,748
- Not a problem.
Louds, assemble.
271
00:10:06,748 --> 00:10:09,778
[marching music]
272
00:10:09,778 --> 00:10:15,448
♪
273
00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:17,458
[dramatic music]
274
00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:18,958
[snake rattling]
275
00:10:18,958 --> 00:10:21,328
Last one.
276
00:10:21,328 --> 00:10:22,388
[tire swishes]
277
00:10:22,398 --> 00:10:25,828
Huh, I haven't worked on
one of these babies before.
278
00:10:25,828 --> 00:10:27,898
1920?
- '21.
279
00:10:27,898 --> 00:10:29,938
- 12 banger?
- 16.
280
00:10:29,938 --> 00:10:31,638
- Ha-ha, nice.
281
00:10:31,638 --> 00:10:33,738
[dramatic music]
282
00:10:33,738 --> 00:10:35,638
[door closes, horn blares]
283
00:10:35,638 --> 00:10:38,338
- There. This'll get you
where you need to go.
284
00:10:38,348 --> 00:10:40,508
But keep it under 50.
[wrench clinks]
285
00:10:40,518 --> 00:10:43,258
- Much obliged for
all your help, folks.
286
00:10:43,248 --> 00:10:45,378
Wish I could repay you
in a bigger way,
287
00:10:45,388 --> 00:10:49,888
but how about you take some
of my cherries for the road?
288
00:10:49,888 --> 00:10:52,958
- [gasps]
These are delicious.
289
00:10:52,958 --> 00:10:56,228
- It's all about using
the right manure.
290
00:10:56,228 --> 00:10:56,858
- [croaks]
291
00:10:56,858 --> 00:11:00,428
- Yes, I'm picking up
some horse notes.
292
00:11:00,438 --> 00:11:03,248
- You have a nice day now.
293
00:11:03,238 --> 00:11:05,468
- Okay, gang,
let's get back on the road.
294
00:11:05,468 --> 00:11:07,308
all: [gasp]
- Where is Vanzilla?
295
00:11:07,308 --> 00:11:08,908
[horn blares]
all: [screaming]
296
00:11:08,908 --> 00:11:11,738
[dramatic music]
- Ah, you can't take my girl.
297
00:11:11,748 --> 00:11:15,408
[all shouting]
298
00:11:15,418 --> 00:11:18,848
- Well, there goes
our vacation.
299
00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:21,818
[blues music]
300
00:11:21,818 --> 00:11:23,518
- Okay, guys,
I called the cops,
301
00:11:23,518 --> 00:11:25,358
and they're gonna try
to track down Vanzilla.
302
00:11:25,358 --> 00:11:27,888
- I can't believe we're gonna
miss out on the bumper boats.
303
00:11:27,898 --> 00:11:34,408
- And the horseback riding.
- And the fudge--oh, the fudge.
304
00:11:34,398 --> 00:11:36,098
- Hang on, our vacation's
not over yet.
305
00:11:36,098 --> 00:11:38,468
We just need to find
a way to get to the hotel.
306
00:11:38,468 --> 00:11:41,038
- Boom! There's a bus station
right down the street.
307
00:11:41,038 --> 00:11:44,108
- All right.
- We can still do this.
308
00:11:44,108 --> 00:11:45,608
- Oh, wait,
I just remembered...
309
00:11:45,608 --> 00:11:48,878
your wallet and my purse
are both in Vanzilla.
310
00:11:48,878 --> 00:11:51,418
[dramatic musical flourish]
311
00:11:51,418 --> 00:11:53,048
- Open mic contest?
312
00:11:53,048 --> 00:11:54,748
We'll just have
to raise some cash.
313
00:11:54,758 --> 00:11:57,088
And Ol' Ding-a-Ling Loud
has a plan.
314
00:11:57,088 --> 00:12:00,388
- Now, Father, don't be
so hard on yourself.
315
00:12:00,398 --> 00:12:01,768
Anyone could've lost the van.
316
00:12:01,758 --> 00:12:06,898
- What I meant was
"ding-a-ling" as in my cowbell.
317
00:12:06,898 --> 00:12:08,598
[cowbell clanking]
318
00:12:08,598 --> 00:12:09,568
- Ah.
319
00:12:09,568 --> 00:12:12,968
- So he doesn't have his
wallet, but he has his cowbell?
320
00:12:12,968 --> 00:12:15,538
- So both definitions
of "ding-a-ling" apply.
321
00:12:15,538 --> 00:12:21,178
- The Mud Flap Café is pleased
to present the Load family.
322
00:12:21,178 --> 00:12:22,878
[applause]
- Loud!
323
00:12:22,878 --> 00:12:24,918
- The Load family.
324
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:26,118
[blues rock music]
325
00:12:26,118 --> 00:12:28,688
- ♪ Wanted a family vacation
326
00:12:28,688 --> 00:12:30,988
♪ Just to get out of town
327
00:12:30,988 --> 00:12:33,588
♪ Had it all planned
Packed up the van ♪
328
00:12:33,588 --> 00:12:35,988
♪ Ended up in a ditch somehow
329
00:12:35,998 --> 00:12:40,728
♪ We've got the blues, baby
330
00:12:40,738 --> 00:12:45,078
♪ Those road trippin' blues
331
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:47,168
all: ♪ Bad, bad news
332
00:12:47,178 --> 00:12:50,018
♪ These seats smell weird
The baby is crying ♪
333
00:12:50,008 --> 00:12:53,178
♪ She's probably mad
we left her behind ♪
334
00:12:53,178 --> 00:12:56,878
- ♪ Road, road trippin' blues
335
00:12:56,878 --> 00:12:59,518
all: ♪ La la la
336
00:12:59,518 --> 00:13:01,988
- ♪ AC broke in Vanzilla
337
00:13:01,988 --> 00:13:03,918
- ♪ The windows
Won't roll down ♪
338
00:13:03,928 --> 00:13:05,028
- ♪ The bean chips of doom
339
00:13:05,028 --> 00:13:06,458
- ♪ They spread noxious fumes
340
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:09,488
- ♪ Can't breathe
- ♪ I think Mom passed out
341
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:13,928
- ♪ We got the blues, baby
342
00:13:13,938 --> 00:13:18,648
♪ Those road trippin' blues
343
00:13:18,638 --> 00:13:20,608
all: ♪ Bad, bad news
344
00:13:20,608 --> 00:13:23,168
♪ The dog ran off
The baby's still crying ♪
345
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:26,638
♪ At least we didn't
Forget her this time ♪
346
00:13:26,648 --> 00:13:30,118
- ♪ Road, road trippin' blues
347
00:13:30,118 --> 00:13:32,478
all: ♪ La la la
348
00:13:32,488 --> 00:13:37,588
♪ It was one big
Family throw up ♪
349
00:13:37,588 --> 00:13:43,088
♪ From the egg salad
Gone wrong ♪
350
00:13:43,098 --> 00:13:48,068
♪ And that's how
All of us wound up ♪
351
00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:48,828
♪
352
00:13:48,838 --> 00:13:51,668
♪ Broke on stage
Singing this song ♪
353
00:13:51,668 --> 00:13:54,868
- ♪ Broke on stage
Singing this song ♪
354
00:13:54,878 --> 00:13:58,978
- ♪ Road, road trippin' blues
355
00:13:58,978 --> 00:14:02,578
all: ♪ Yeah
356
00:14:02,578 --> 00:14:03,518
- Yeah.
357
00:14:03,518 --> 00:14:07,548
- Looks like we got
a ticket to ride, dudes.
358
00:14:07,818 --> 00:14:10,218
- Seven, eight, nine, ten--
Dang it.
359
00:14:10,218 --> 00:14:12,918
Forgot Lily again.
- Goo!
360
00:14:12,928 --> 00:14:14,588
- Oh, so who are we missing?
361
00:14:14,598 --> 00:14:19,608
[electric guitar playing]
all: Luna!
362
00:14:19,598 --> 00:14:22,598
- Oh, gotta pee,
gotta pee, gotta pee.
363
00:14:22,598 --> 00:14:23,698
- Yeah.
364
00:14:23,698 --> 00:14:26,138
- Luna, we're gonna
miss the bus.
365
00:14:26,138 --> 00:14:28,768
- Goodnight, Mud Flap Café!
366
00:14:28,778 --> 00:14:30,838
- We love you, Load!
367
00:14:30,848 --> 00:14:33,718
- Let's save this vacation.
368
00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:37,148
- Huh, I just thought
I was transporting one.
369
00:14:37,148 --> 00:14:40,848
Oh, well.
370
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,688
- Where'd all
the other passengers go?
371
00:14:43,688 --> 00:14:44,288
- Who cares?
372
00:14:44,288 --> 00:14:46,188
We got the bus to ourselves.
373
00:14:46,188 --> 00:14:48,628
- Well, except for him.
374
00:14:48,628 --> 00:14:50,088
- [growling]
375
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,058
- Honey, do you think
there's something strange
376
00:14:52,068 --> 00:14:52,858
about this bus?
377
00:14:52,868 --> 00:14:54,298
- Well, I've never
seen one with shackles,
378
00:14:54,298 --> 00:14:55,968
but it's probably
a safety thing.
379
00:14:55,968 --> 00:14:58,298
- Or maybe it's a prison thing.
380
00:14:58,308 --> 00:14:59,868
- [gasps]
You're right.
381
00:14:59,868 --> 00:15:02,768
Which means that guy
back there is--
382
00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:05,578
- [groans]
- [giggling]
383
00:15:05,578 --> 00:15:06,978
- Cool tattoos, mister.
384
00:15:06,978 --> 00:15:08,278
But I think your tattoo artist
385
00:15:08,278 --> 00:15:09,948
forgot to give
this lady clothes.
386
00:15:09,948 --> 00:15:11,918
Don't worry,
I'll fix it.
387
00:15:11,918 --> 00:15:12,918
- OM-Gosh.
388
00:15:12,918 --> 00:15:15,948
I am totes obsessed
with your bracelets.
389
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,758
Can I try them on?
- Uh, sure.
390
00:15:18,758 --> 00:15:22,128
If you can get 'em off me.
391
00:15:22,328 --> 00:15:23,728
- Stop the bus!
392
00:15:23,728 --> 00:15:26,128
[tires screech]
393
00:15:26,128 --> 00:15:28,098
[ominous music]
394
00:15:28,098 --> 00:15:30,368
- [giggling]
395
00:15:30,368 --> 00:15:32,598
- Chins up, family.
This vacation isn't over.
396
00:15:32,608 --> 00:15:36,068
Surely some good Samaritan
will give us a ride.
397
00:15:36,078 --> 00:15:37,278
Oh, here we are.
398
00:15:37,278 --> 00:15:42,078
- Keep going.
Don't make eye contact.
399
00:15:42,078 --> 00:15:43,948
- Aw, come on!
- Weak.
400
00:15:43,948 --> 00:15:45,648
- It's clear what
the problem is here.
401
00:15:45,648 --> 00:15:48,648
No motorist is gonna
pick up a family of 13.
402
00:15:48,658 --> 00:15:52,088
I suggest we employ a technique
known as "hide the iceberg."
403
00:15:52,088 --> 00:15:56,998
We put our best 10% forward
and conceal the rest.
404
00:16:00,628 --> 00:16:04,798
- Aw, look at that poor lady
and her baby.
405
00:16:04,808 --> 00:16:06,378
Pull over.
406
00:16:06,368 --> 00:16:08,638
children: Yeah!
all: [scream]
407
00:16:08,638 --> 00:16:10,738
- Ah! Ooh.
Hi!
408
00:16:10,748 --> 00:16:14,058
Would you mind pulling over,
please?
409
00:16:14,048 --> 00:16:15,648
all: [screaming]
410
00:16:15,648 --> 00:16:18,418
- [grunting]
411
00:16:18,418 --> 00:16:21,388
- Well, that was a wash.
412
00:16:21,388 --> 00:16:24,118
- Too soon, honey.
413
00:16:24,128 --> 00:16:26,728
- [stomach grumbling]
Uh, excuse me, guys.
414
00:16:26,728 --> 00:16:29,128
I gotta lighten my load.
415
00:16:29,128 --> 00:16:32,198
Whoa, you guys
have to see this.
416
00:16:32,198 --> 00:16:33,928
- Just fill up the hole,
sweetie.
417
00:16:33,938 --> 00:16:36,438
We don't need to see it.
- Not that.
418
00:16:36,438 --> 00:16:38,398
I found our ticket out of here.
419
00:16:38,408 --> 00:16:41,768
Though watch your step.
I also pooped.
420
00:16:41,778 --> 00:16:42,968
[piano flourish]
421
00:16:42,978 --> 00:16:45,408
- Pfft, that thing
will never fly.
422
00:16:45,408 --> 00:16:46,378
- Leave that to me.
423
00:16:46,378 --> 00:16:48,808
I'll have her up
and running in no time.
424
00:16:48,818 --> 00:16:51,278
- Well, even so,
who's gonna fly it?
425
00:16:51,288 --> 00:16:52,128
- How about Lori?
426
00:16:52,118 --> 00:16:54,948
She's been
crop-dusting us all day.
427
00:16:54,958 --> 00:16:57,218
[laughter]
428
00:16:57,218 --> 00:17:00,788
- Excuse me,
I told you it was the seat.
429
00:17:00,798 --> 00:17:02,198
all: Right.
430
00:17:02,198 --> 00:17:03,158
- I can fly the plane.
431
00:17:03,158 --> 00:17:06,898
Pop Pop taught me.
He flew jets in the military.
432
00:17:06,898 --> 00:17:08,198
- Mom, that is so cool.
433
00:17:08,198 --> 00:17:09,028
- That's nothing.
434
00:17:09,038 --> 00:17:12,098
You should see me
pop wheelies in a tank, baby.
435
00:17:12,108 --> 00:17:13,398
- [gasps]
Is there anything else
436
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,708
we don't know about you, honey?
437
00:17:15,708 --> 00:17:16,978
Honey?
Rita?
438
00:17:16,978 --> 00:17:20,278
- Some parts were missing
so I had to improvise.
439
00:17:20,278 --> 00:17:21,108
- With a diaper?
440
00:17:21,118 --> 00:17:23,828
- A nighttime diaper.
For extra strength.
441
00:17:23,818 --> 00:17:27,148
I even found some paint
to give ol' shakey a face lift.
442
00:17:27,148 --> 00:17:29,988
And I painted Lori
on the crop-duster.
443
00:17:29,988 --> 00:17:32,918
- Hmph, it doesn't
even look like me.
444
00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:34,858
[heroic music]
445
00:17:34,858 --> 00:17:36,288
- Uh, you sure you know
what you're doing?
446
00:17:36,298 --> 00:17:39,028
Got our whole family in here.
[tires screech]
447
00:17:39,028 --> 00:17:40,968
- Ah! Except Lily.
[groans]
448
00:17:40,968 --> 00:17:45,868
Hey, that one is on all of you.
I'm flying the plane here.
449
00:17:45,868 --> 00:17:50,208
- Mom, you, uh--
see the silo, right?
450
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:52,738
- Mommy!
- Watch out, Mom!
451
00:17:52,748 --> 00:17:55,778
[dramatic music]
452
00:17:55,778 --> 00:17:57,118
♪
453
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,178
all: [sigh]
454
00:17:59,188 --> 00:18:01,318
♪
455
00:18:01,318 --> 00:18:03,188
- Ban-zilly!
456
00:18:03,188 --> 00:18:03,888
all: Aw.
457
00:18:03,888 --> 00:18:07,058
- Actually, sweetie,
this is an airplane.
458
00:18:07,058 --> 00:18:09,258
- Ban-zilly, Ban-zilly.
459
00:18:09,258 --> 00:18:12,328
- Whoa,
the Chill-ster's right, dudes.
460
00:18:12,328 --> 00:18:13,998
Look, over there!
461
00:18:13,998 --> 00:18:15,028
all: [gasp]
462
00:18:15,038 --> 00:18:17,538
- My baby!
After that car carrier.
463
00:18:17,538 --> 00:18:19,198
- What about our 8:00
check-in time?
464
00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:23,008
- The way your mother flies,
that shouldn't be a problem.
465
00:18:23,008 --> 00:18:24,138
[horn blares]
466
00:18:24,148 --> 00:18:27,258
- Move it, slow-poke.
I'm behind schedule.
467
00:18:27,248 --> 00:18:29,548
♪
468
00:18:29,548 --> 00:18:32,518
"Speed limit
enforced by aircraft"?
469
00:18:32,518 --> 00:18:34,518
Yeah, I'll bet.
470
00:18:34,518 --> 00:18:36,948
Dang it.
If I get one more ticket,
471
00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:39,088
I'll be driving a golf cart.
472
00:18:39,088 --> 00:18:41,928
♪
473
00:18:41,928 --> 00:18:45,428
- Pop Pop taught me how to
handle wise guys like this.
474
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,428
Let's take it to him.
475
00:18:47,438 --> 00:18:49,338
[plane zooms]
476
00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:50,168
♪
477
00:18:50,168 --> 00:18:54,968
- My hi-hat! Bogus.
- My kettlebells. Crud.
478
00:18:54,978 --> 00:18:57,388
- My puzzles!
Ding-dang darn it.
479
00:18:57,378 --> 00:19:01,408
♪
480
00:19:01,418 --> 00:19:02,218
Ah! My baby!
481
00:19:02,218 --> 00:19:07,488
- Yay! Now it's a convertible.
- Man, nothing stops this guy.
482
00:19:07,488 --> 00:19:09,418
- Wait a minute,
we have a crop-duster.
483
00:19:09,418 --> 00:19:12,488
- Ugh, why are you guys
always piling on me?
484
00:19:12,488 --> 00:19:14,388
- Lori, I'm talking
about the plane.
485
00:19:14,398 --> 00:19:17,108
- Ah.
- Get in front of him, Mom!
486
00:19:17,098 --> 00:19:19,498
[heroic music]
487
00:19:19,498 --> 00:19:22,128
Eat hot fertilizer.
488
00:19:22,138 --> 00:19:24,038
♪
489
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:26,868
- [croaking]
Ah!
490
00:19:26,868 --> 00:19:29,408
Y'all never get me, po-po!
491
00:19:29,408 --> 00:19:31,238
[cheering]
492
00:19:31,248 --> 00:19:33,088
- Flying H!
493
00:19:33,078 --> 00:19:35,278
♪
494
00:19:35,278 --> 00:19:38,078
- Okay, people,
we've got a check-in to make.
495
00:19:38,088 --> 00:19:43,198
Ah--uh, it's okay.
It's just a little scratched.
496
00:19:43,188 --> 00:19:44,258
[frog croaks, mouse squeaks]
497
00:19:44,258 --> 00:19:47,458
- My babies.
I thought I lost you.
498
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:50,158
- Wouldn't that
have been tragic?
499
00:19:50,158 --> 00:19:52,098
[rustling]
500
00:19:52,098 --> 00:19:55,228
[suspenseful music]
501
00:19:55,238 --> 00:19:56,268
♪
502
00:19:56,268 --> 00:19:58,498
- [giggling]
503
00:19:58,508 --> 00:20:01,538
[country music]
504
00:20:01,538 --> 00:20:03,538
♪
505
00:20:03,538 --> 00:20:05,008
[van thumps]
506
00:20:05,008 --> 00:20:08,378
- It's one minute to 8:00.
We're gonna have to hoof it.
507
00:20:08,378 --> 00:20:09,378
[suspenseful music]
508
00:20:09,378 --> 00:20:14,188
[panting]
Lynn Loud, Sr., checking in.
509
00:20:14,188 --> 00:20:17,488
- Oh, no.
I'm so sorry, Mr. Loud,
510
00:20:17,488 --> 00:20:19,158
but you missed
your check-in time
511
00:20:19,158 --> 00:20:20,558
and we gave away
your rooms.
512
00:20:20,558 --> 00:20:23,158
- But--but--but--but it's 8:00.
513
00:20:23,158 --> 00:20:26,458
- Actually, sir, it's 8:35.
514
00:20:26,468 --> 00:20:30,368
- Ah! My watch stopped.
How did that happen?
515
00:20:30,368 --> 00:20:33,968
My puzzles!
[glass shattering]
516
00:20:33,968 --> 00:20:37,378
Ah, please, can't you
give us another room?
517
00:20:37,378 --> 00:20:38,938
We'll take anything you got.
518
00:20:38,948 --> 00:20:41,648
- I'm so sorry.
The entire hotel is full.
519
00:20:41,648 --> 00:20:44,018
- You don't know
what we've been through.
520
00:20:44,018 --> 00:20:47,078
- I've got a song about it.
- Not now, honey.
521
00:20:47,088 --> 00:20:48,688
- I'd love
to help you folks,
522
00:20:48,688 --> 00:20:50,618
but there's really
nothing I can do.
523
00:20:50,618 --> 00:20:53,988
- But there is something
I can do.
524
00:20:53,988 --> 00:20:55,088
- Farmer Speedy?
525
00:20:55,098 --> 00:20:56,098
- If it wasn't for you guys,
526
00:20:56,098 --> 00:20:58,358
I probably would've missed
the check-in myself.
527
00:20:58,368 --> 00:21:01,438
So the least I can do
is help you folks out.
528
00:21:01,438 --> 00:21:02,438
You're staying with me.
529
00:21:02,438 --> 00:21:05,698
- Well, that's sweet, mister,
but we're a pretty big family.
530
00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:08,238
How would you have enough
space for all of us?
531
00:21:08,238 --> 00:21:12,978
- Oh, not a problem.
I've got the whole top floor.
532
00:21:12,978 --> 00:21:14,578
Let me introduce myself.
533
00:21:14,578 --> 00:21:18,178
I'm Jerry Kling,
the Cherry King.
534
00:21:18,188 --> 00:21:19,158
- [gasps]
What?
535
00:21:19,148 --> 00:21:22,148
I-I cook with
your cherries all the time.
536
00:21:22,158 --> 00:21:23,148
- Well, come on, folks.
537
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:25,388
Let me show you
to your quarters.
538
00:21:25,388 --> 00:21:28,228
[excited chatter]
- In a tent house.
539
00:21:28,228 --> 00:21:31,228
- Aw, this is very
cherry-table of you.
540
00:21:31,228 --> 00:21:34,598
Up until now,
this vacation was the pits.
541
00:21:34,598 --> 00:21:35,328
[laughs]
542
00:21:35,338 --> 00:21:39,698
- Luan.
- Okay, I'll can it.
543
00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:42,708
[upbeat rock music]
544
00:21:42,708 --> 00:21:48,208
[cheering and laughter]
545
00:21:48,218 --> 00:21:49,558
- Well, honey, we made it.
546
00:21:49,548 --> 00:21:51,478
Our first real family vacation.
547
00:21:51,488 --> 00:21:55,428
- I think we should make
this a Loud family tradition.
548
00:21:55,418 --> 00:21:56,688
[glasses clink]
549
00:21:56,688 --> 00:22:00,728
- [laughs]
I'm free! Whoo-hoo!
550
00:22:00,728 --> 00:22:03,288
[engine shuts down]
551
00:22:03,298 --> 00:22:05,758
Dang it.
552
00:22:05,768 --> 00:22:08,368
[gates clank shut]
553
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:10,328
[crop-duster farts]
554
00:22:12,068 --> 00:22:13,638
- ♪ Cramped inside
This tiny space ♪
555
00:22:13,638 --> 00:22:15,438
♪ May sound bad
But ain't the case ♪
556
00:22:15,438 --> 00:22:18,378
♪ In the Loud House
Loud House ♪
557
00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:20,748
♪ Duck and dodge
And push and shove ♪
558
00:22:20,748 --> 00:22:23,348
♪ That's the way
We show our love ♪
559
00:22:23,348 --> 00:22:26,178
♪ In the Loud House
Loud House ♪
560
00:22:26,188 --> 00:22:27,618
♪ Laundry piles
Stacked up high ♪
561
00:22:27,618 --> 00:22:29,288
♪ Hand-me-downs
That make me cry ♪
562
00:22:29,288 --> 00:22:30,788
♪ Stand in line
To take a pee ♪
563
00:22:30,788 --> 00:22:32,288
♪ Never any privacy
564
00:22:32,288 --> 00:22:34,328
♪ Chaos with 11 kids
565
00:22:34,328 --> 00:22:37,128
♪ That's the way
It always is ♪
566
00:22:37,128 --> 00:22:39,358
♪ In the Loud House