1 00:00:02,726 --> 00:00:04,487 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:04,556 --> 00:00:06,213 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:06,282 --> 00:00:07,766 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:07,835 --> 00:00:09,526 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪ 5 00:00:09,595 --> 00:00:11,425 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:11,494 --> 00:00:13,703 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:13,772 --> 00:00:15,118 - ♪ In the Loud house ♪ 8 00:00:15,187 --> 00:00:16,775 ♪ In the Loud house ♪ 9 00:00:16,844 --> 00:00:18,294 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:18,363 --> 00:00:20,089 ♪ Is how we show our love ♪ 11 00:00:20,158 --> 00:00:21,607 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:21,676 --> 00:00:23,368 - ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪ 13 00:00:23,437 --> 00:00:24,610 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:24,679 --> 00:00:27,958 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud ♪ 15 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:28,959 ♪ Loud house ♪ 16 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,237 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:42,352 --> 00:00:43,905 - Today's the big day, 18 00:00:43,974 --> 00:00:47,012 the grand opening of my dad's restaurant, Lynn's Table. 19 00:00:47,081 --> 00:00:49,773 That's right. His dream of opening his own place 20 00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:52,431 is finally coming true, but let me tell ya, 21 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:54,468 it hasn't been easy getting here. 22 00:00:54,537 --> 00:00:56,746 First, Dad had to find a place. 23 00:00:56,815 --> 00:00:58,403 [metal creaking] 24 00:00:58,472 --> 00:01:00,094 [electricity crackling] 25 00:01:00,163 --> 00:01:02,234 - So what do you guys think? 26 00:01:02,303 --> 00:01:03,304 - Pfft. 27 00:01:03,373 --> 00:01:05,168 - I think it stinks. 28 00:01:05,237 --> 00:01:07,205 - That's the best part.[sniffs] 29 00:01:07,274 --> 00:01:10,104 Cod with a hint of lobsterpaste. 30 00:01:10,173 --> 00:01:11,692 [together] Ugh. 31 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:17,422 all: Ahh! 32 00:01:17,491 --> 00:01:20,770 - Look. It's going upstream to spawn. 33 00:01:20,839 --> 00:01:23,117 - Yeah, on your car. - [gasps] 34 00:01:23,186 --> 00:01:26,603 Oh, no, not Vanzilla. 35 00:01:26,672 --> 00:01:28,364 - Once Dad bought the old fish shack, 36 00:01:28,433 --> 00:01:30,124 we all pitched in to fix it up. 37 00:01:30,193 --> 00:01:35,129 Coming through. 38 00:01:35,198 --> 00:01:38,546 Lynn handled the demolition... 39 00:01:38,615 --> 00:01:40,790 - You want me to knock down that wall too, Dad? 40 00:01:40,859 --> 00:01:43,517 - No, no. No, no, no. That one's load-bearing. 41 00:01:43,586 --> 00:01:45,691 - And Lana fixed up the bathrooms... 42 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:47,969 - I hooked you up big time, Dad. 43 00:01:48,038 --> 00:01:51,041 That bathroom is so nice, I wouldn't be surprised if people 44 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,629 stop by just to use it. 45 00:01:52,698 --> 00:01:54,873 - Well, I hope they'll at least buy an appetizer. 46 00:01:54,942 --> 00:01:56,461 [toilet flushing] 47 00:01:56,530 --> 00:01:57,910 [frog croaking] 48 00:01:57,979 --> 00:02:01,880 - Hops was testing out the heated toilet seats. 49 00:02:01,949 --> 00:02:04,710 - And Lisa helped Dad get ready for his health inspection, 50 00:02:04,779 --> 00:02:07,092 though I think she was a little tougher on Dad 51 00:02:07,161 --> 00:02:08,404 than the actual inspector. 52 00:02:08,473 --> 00:02:09,957 - Tsk-tsk-tsk. 53 00:02:10,026 --> 00:02:12,270 Your dumpster should be a minimum of 15 feet 54 00:02:12,339 --> 00:02:13,512 from your exit. 55 00:02:13,581 --> 00:02:14,513 You're 3 inches short. 56 00:02:14,582 --> 00:02:16,205 That's an infraction. 57 00:02:16,274 --> 00:02:17,723 - [groans] 58 00:02:17,792 --> 00:02:21,141 - Hmm. No hair net. That's another infraction. 59 00:02:21,210 --> 00:02:24,282 - Next it was time for Dad to hire a few employees. 60 00:02:24,351 --> 00:02:26,353 - So why do you want to work here? 61 00:02:26,422 --> 00:02:29,252 - I was just cast as Waitress Number Three 62 00:02:29,321 --> 00:02:31,565 in the Royal Woods One-Act Festival, 63 00:02:31,634 --> 00:02:33,670 so I need to prepare for the role. 64 00:02:33,739 --> 00:02:39,849 ♪ Would you like a table or would you like a booth ♪ 65 00:02:41,782 --> 00:02:43,784 Oh. Did I mention it was a musical? 66 00:02:43,853 --> 00:02:44,992 [buzzer buzzes] 67 00:02:45,061 --> 00:02:46,890 - So why do you want to work here? 68 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:49,065 - Yeah, my parents are forcing me to get a job 69 00:02:49,134 --> 00:02:52,827 since I left our car's sunroof open in the rain and ruined it. 70 00:02:52,896 --> 00:02:55,727 But I'm, like, really responsible. 71 00:02:58,833 --> 00:03:01,871 - What? I find him relatable. 72 00:03:01,940 --> 00:03:03,424 - Why do you want to work here? 73 00:03:03,493 --> 00:03:05,806 - I don't wanna work here, Loud. 74 00:03:05,875 --> 00:03:09,119 I came to tell ya your dog went on my lawn. 75 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:12,019 Feel free to pick it up. 76 00:03:12,088 --> 00:03:15,125 But eventually Dad found the perfect people for the job, 77 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,300 his best friend and bandmate, Kotaro, 78 00:03:17,369 --> 00:03:19,751 and Grant, the Burpin' Burger's two-time 79 00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:21,891 employee of the month. 80 00:03:25,929 --> 00:03:28,691 - Pound it, guys. Now blow it up. 81 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:30,417 - The best part of helping Dad get ready 82 00:03:30,486 --> 00:03:31,970 was tasting the sample menu. 83 00:03:32,039 --> 00:03:33,972 - Now, everyone take a comment card 84 00:03:34,041 --> 00:03:36,664 and rate the dishes based on presentation, 85 00:03:36,733 --> 00:03:39,667 texture, flavor-- 86 00:03:39,736 --> 00:03:41,911 slow down. I need detailed feedback. 87 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:43,119 - [burps] 88 00:03:43,188 --> 00:03:45,190 I just ate my comment card. 89 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:50,368 - All that's left now are a few last-minute touches. 90 00:03:50,437 --> 00:03:54,268 - Lincoln, Dad's gathering everyone. 91 00:03:54,337 --> 00:03:57,098 Oh, I guess he's not out here. 92 00:03:57,167 --> 00:03:59,963 - [groans] 93 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:02,345 - Hey, everybody, I just wanted to say thanks 94 00:04:02,414 --> 00:04:04,313 for helping get this place ready. 95 00:04:04,382 --> 00:04:06,418 Ta-da. 96 00:04:06,487 --> 00:04:08,420 [together] Wow. 97 00:04:08,489 --> 00:04:09,732 [gasping] 98 00:04:09,801 --> 00:04:11,630 - Now, there's just one thing left to do, 99 00:04:11,699 --> 00:04:13,977 and it's kind of a biggie: publicity. 100 00:04:14,046 --> 00:04:17,153 I had a truckload of flyers made for you kids to distribute 101 00:04:17,222 --> 00:04:18,913 all around town. 102 00:04:18,982 --> 00:04:22,400 Nothing fancy, just advertising great food at a great price. 103 00:04:22,469 --> 00:04:24,436 I was thinking that could be our motto. 104 00:04:24,505 --> 00:04:27,922 - Uh, Dad, I think there's a typo... 105 00:04:27,991 --> 00:04:32,410 - What? "Come on down to Lynn's Table for our Gland Opening?" 106 00:04:32,479 --> 00:04:33,963 Oh, no. 107 00:04:34,032 --> 00:04:35,551 - Eesh. It sounds like you're offering treatment 108 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:37,035 for Lymphadenitis. 109 00:04:37,104 --> 00:04:38,623 What am I gonna do? There's not enough time 110 00:04:38,692 --> 00:04:40,418 to re-print these. Oh, oh, this is bad. 111 00:04:40,487 --> 00:04:44,663 This is--no one's gonna show up, and we'll be totally sunk. 112 00:04:44,732 --> 00:04:46,700 - Hey, Dad, I've got an idea. 113 00:04:46,769 --> 00:04:48,736 Why don't you let us take care of the promoting? 114 00:04:48,805 --> 00:04:50,428 I'm sure we can come up with something. 115 00:04:50,497 --> 00:04:52,188 - Yeah, we can help, Daddy. 116 00:04:52,257 --> 00:04:54,984 - Of course. I'd be "gland" to do it. 117 00:04:55,053 --> 00:04:56,157 [laughs] 118 00:04:56,226 --> 00:04:58,263 - Oh, kids, thank you. 119 00:04:58,332 --> 00:04:59,747 You don't know what this means to me. 120 00:04:59,816 --> 00:05:01,853 And I just know you'll think of something brilliant. 121 00:05:01,922 --> 00:05:03,924 When you put your heads together, you always do. 122 00:05:03,993 --> 00:05:06,064 - Well, I'll go ahead and recycle these. 123 00:05:06,133 --> 00:05:07,790 - Uh, sweetie, we don't have a recycling bin yet. 124 00:05:07,859 --> 00:05:11,759 - Oh. I see. That is another infraction. 125 00:05:14,935 --> 00:05:16,937 - Okay, so let's all pitch our ideas 126 00:05:17,006 --> 00:05:18,732 on how to promote Dad's restaurant, 127 00:05:18,801 --> 00:05:20,768 then we can vote for our favorite. 128 00:05:20,837 --> 00:05:22,011 Who wants to go first? 129 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,115 - Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. 130 00:05:23,184 --> 00:05:25,152 - Why am I not surprised? 131 00:05:25,221 --> 00:05:28,638 - Picture this. Airing on every TV in Royal Woods: 132 00:05:28,707 --> 00:05:30,088 a commercial for Dad's restaurant. 133 00:05:30,157 --> 00:05:32,608 The angle? Let a man used to cooking for 13 134 00:05:32,677 --> 00:05:33,954 handle your huge party. 135 00:05:34,023 --> 00:05:35,956 Big groups encouraged, buses welcome. 136 00:05:36,025 --> 00:05:37,820 A-thank you, a-thank you. 137 00:05:37,889 --> 00:05:40,685 - According to my research and personal experience, 138 00:05:40,754 --> 00:05:42,928 there is nothing people love more than... 139 00:05:42,997 --> 00:05:44,965 bottomless baskets of fries. 140 00:05:45,034 --> 00:05:47,795 I propose we offer them with every entrée. 141 00:05:47,864 --> 00:05:49,832 - I say we install a photo booth. 142 00:05:49,901 --> 00:05:53,180 It would pull in literally every teen in Royal Woods. 143 00:05:53,249 --> 00:05:57,184 - So as you see, mine is the "batter" idea. 144 00:05:57,253 --> 00:05:59,531 - Ta-da. It's perfect. 145 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,050 - Ta-da. Ya. 146 00:06:01,119 --> 00:06:04,087 - Ta-da. - And there it is, bingo. 147 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:05,192 - It's a home run. 148 00:06:05,261 --> 00:06:07,401 - And there you have it. 149 00:06:07,470 --> 00:06:09,783 - [babbling] 150 00:06:09,852 --> 00:06:11,405 - Thank you, Lily. 151 00:06:11,474 --> 00:06:13,752 Displaying your fridge art is a very creative idea. 152 00:06:13,821 --> 00:06:16,168 Now that all of us have presented, 153 00:06:16,237 --> 00:06:17,825 let's put it to a vote. 154 00:06:22,796 --> 00:06:25,695 And one booger-smeared vote for Lana's plan. 155 00:06:25,764 --> 00:06:26,972 [together] Ugh. 156 00:06:27,041 --> 00:06:29,250 - It's officially an 11-way tie. 157 00:06:29,319 --> 00:06:32,564 Did everyone just vote for themselves? 158 00:06:32,633 --> 00:06:35,395 Well, I think we should go with my commercial idea. 159 00:06:35,464 --> 00:06:38,363 No offense, but it's the most thought out plan. 160 00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:40,020 - Excuse me? 161 00:06:40,089 --> 00:06:42,954 Hours of research went into my fries proposal. 162 00:06:43,023 --> 00:06:44,783 - How are you gonna get your commercial on TV anyway, 163 00:06:44,852 --> 00:06:45,922 Stinkin', huh? 164 00:06:45,991 --> 00:06:47,579 Did you even think about that? 165 00:06:47,648 --> 00:06:49,374 - Yes, I did, Lynn. 166 00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:52,342 Clyde's dads happen to have a connection at the TV station... 167 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,861 - Pfft! What a load. 168 00:06:53,930 --> 00:06:56,208 - You're just mad that no one liked your idea. 169 00:06:56,277 --> 00:06:57,624 - Yeah, well, I liked it. 170 00:06:57,693 --> 00:06:59,695 - You also like the taste of your own burps. 171 00:06:59,764 --> 00:07:01,731 Now, what about my plan? - Forget that. 172 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:02,836 I say we use mine. 173 00:07:02,905 --> 00:07:05,079 - No. Yours stunk big time. 174 00:07:05,148 --> 00:07:06,771 - You take that back. - Make me. 175 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,255 - I'm gonna make you. 176 00:07:08,324 --> 00:07:10,499 [both shouting] 177 00:07:10,568 --> 00:07:12,915 - That's it. I'm done with this conversation. 178 00:07:12,984 --> 00:07:16,194 - Well, I'm done with you guys being in my room. 179 00:07:16,263 --> 00:07:19,887 - Well, I'm done with looking at your face, Lori. 180 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:22,511 - Guys, wait. 181 00:07:22,580 --> 00:07:25,237 What are we gonna do for the grand opening? 182 00:07:26,791 --> 00:07:29,034 [sighs] 183 00:07:29,103 --> 00:07:31,485 Well, my sisters may be fine with dropping the ball, 184 00:07:31,554 --> 00:07:32,762 but I'm not. 185 00:07:32,831 --> 00:07:34,833 Dad's counting on us. 186 00:07:34,902 --> 00:07:37,042 So I'm just gonna go ahead and make my commercial 187 00:07:37,111 --> 00:07:39,631 without their help, and when bus loads of customers 188 00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:42,600 show up to Dad's restaurant, he'll have me to thank. 189 00:07:42,669 --> 00:07:45,119 All I need now is a cameraman. 190 00:07:45,188 --> 00:07:48,295 Clyde, how would you like to help me shoot a commercial? 191 00:07:48,364 --> 00:07:50,918 - Uh, yeah, I'm in. 192 00:07:50,987 --> 00:07:53,369 - Um, do you think you could bring that tree costume 193 00:07:53,438 --> 00:07:54,543 you wore last Christmas? 194 00:07:54,612 --> 00:07:57,822 - Okay, now I'm really in. 195 00:07:57,891 --> 00:08:00,721 - Welcome to Jean Juan's French-Mex Buffet. 196 00:08:00,790 --> 00:08:02,620 How can I help you? 197 00:08:02,689 --> 00:08:04,069 - Can I get a table for 13? 198 00:08:04,138 --> 00:08:06,175 The rest of my party is outside parking. 199 00:08:06,244 --> 00:08:09,247 - 13? That's a lot of people to seat. 200 00:08:09,316 --> 00:08:11,525 Why didn't you call ahead? 201 00:08:11,594 --> 00:08:12,906 - [sighs] 202 00:08:12,975 --> 00:08:14,804 Does this ever happen to you? 203 00:08:14,873 --> 00:08:16,910 Being publicly shamed for trying to dine 204 00:08:16,979 --> 00:08:17,911 with a big group? 205 00:08:17,980 --> 00:08:19,671 [video camera whirring] 206 00:08:19,740 --> 00:08:21,984 - Why are you talking to that tree? 207 00:08:22,053 --> 00:08:23,572 When did we get a tree? 208 00:08:23,641 --> 00:08:26,989 - Well, at Lynn's Table, big groups are our specialty. 209 00:08:27,058 --> 00:08:29,578 After all, Chef Lynn's been cooking for a family 210 00:08:29,647 --> 00:08:31,614 of 13 for years. 211 00:08:31,683 --> 00:08:34,272 - Are you filming? 212 00:08:34,341 --> 00:08:35,722 You can't do that in here. 213 00:08:35,791 --> 00:08:38,310 - Cut. Bail, Clyde, bail! 214 00:08:40,416 --> 00:08:42,522 Nice work, buddy. We got what we needed. 215 00:08:42,591 --> 00:08:44,903 On to the next location. Ugh! 216 00:08:44,972 --> 00:08:49,114 - Sorry. My branches got caught in the spokes. 217 00:08:49,183 --> 00:08:51,047 - Okay, team, T minus five minutes 218 00:08:51,116 --> 00:08:52,290 until the grand opening. 219 00:08:52,359 --> 00:08:53,740 By the way, I ordered too much ginger, 220 00:08:53,809 --> 00:08:55,327 so really push the Lynn-ger chicken. 221 00:08:55,396 --> 00:08:58,158 - Dad, we've got the greatest surprise for you ever. 222 00:08:58,227 --> 00:09:00,540 Clyde and I took care of the whole promotion problem. 223 00:09:00,609 --> 00:09:01,851 We made you a commercial. 224 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:05,165 - And it should be airing right about now. 225 00:09:05,234 --> 00:09:08,099 - And in local news, several civilians have reported 226 00:09:08,168 --> 00:09:11,412 seeing an alleged "tree monster" riding a bicycle. 227 00:09:11,481 --> 00:09:13,898 This is Katherine Mulligan, and I'll have the full story 228 00:09:13,967 --> 00:09:15,934 for you after the break. 229 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,110 - Okay, rolling. 230 00:09:19,179 --> 00:09:21,699 - Bowling? - No, rolling. 231 00:09:21,768 --> 00:09:24,322 - Have you ever gone out to eat with a big group 232 00:09:24,391 --> 00:09:25,979 and had this happen? 233 00:09:26,048 --> 00:09:27,601 - That's a lot of people to seat. 234 00:09:27,670 --> 00:09:30,880 Why didn't you... call ahead? 235 00:09:30,949 --> 00:09:34,021 - Have you too been... 236 00:09:34,090 --> 00:09:38,267 - It's gonna be at least hour wait. 237 00:09:38,336 --> 00:09:42,858 - [laughs] You're kidding,right? 238 00:09:42,927 --> 00:09:44,411 - I can seat you in pairs, 239 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:47,414 but one person's gonna have to sit by himself. 240 00:09:51,349 --> 00:09:54,524 - Well, then come on down to Lynn's Table. 241 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,423 [party horn honks] 242 00:09:56,492 --> 00:09:59,875 Chef Lynn will be sure to take care of your large party. 243 00:09:59,944 --> 00:10:01,462 Eeeeeh. 244 00:10:01,531 --> 00:10:04,155 After all, when it comes to serving delicious food 245 00:10:04,224 --> 00:10:08,331 to big groups, this father of 11 is an expert. 246 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:09,850 Buses welcome. 247 00:10:09,919 --> 00:10:13,923 Honk-honk. Beep-beep. 248 00:10:13,992 --> 00:10:15,373 [imitates explosions] 249 00:10:15,442 --> 00:10:16,650 both: A Clincoln-McCloud Production. 250 00:10:16,719 --> 00:10:17,651 All rights reserved. 251 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:18,721 - So what do you think? 252 00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:22,898 - Uhhh...I think it was... 253 00:10:22,967 --> 00:10:24,762 fantastic! 254 00:10:24,831 --> 00:10:26,211 Talk about showmanship. 255 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:28,179 You and Clyde knocked it out of the park. 256 00:10:28,248 --> 00:10:29,594 How did you get it on TV? 257 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,941 - You know Patchy Drizzle, the local weatherman? 258 00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:33,391 My dad plays racquetball with him. 259 00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:35,876 - Thanks, Clyde. Hey, there's a free appetizer 260 00:10:35,945 --> 00:10:37,222 with your name on it. 261 00:10:37,291 --> 00:10:39,397 - Yum. Well, I better go home and change 262 00:10:39,466 --> 00:10:41,295 into my formal wear for the opening. 263 00:10:41,364 --> 00:10:43,228 - Hey, keep an eye out for that tree monster, 264 00:10:43,297 --> 00:10:45,334 especially if he offers you candy. 265 00:10:45,403 --> 00:10:46,266 Great work, son. 266 00:10:46,335 --> 00:10:47,785 Did the girls help too? 267 00:10:47,854 --> 00:10:49,303 Pfft, no. 268 00:10:49,372 --> 00:10:51,720 They all bailed after we couldn't agree on an idea. 269 00:10:51,789 --> 00:10:53,238 - Can you believe it, Bobby? 270 00:10:53,307 --> 00:10:55,344 They all bailed after we couldn't agree on an idea. 271 00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:57,035 - Except me. I came up with... 272 00:10:57,104 --> 00:10:58,796 - The perfect idea... 273 00:10:58,865 --> 00:11:00,349 - A killer promo... 274 00:11:00,418 --> 00:11:01,764 - A flawless plan... 275 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:03,110 - All on my own... 276 00:11:03,179 --> 00:11:04,871 - And it's totally gonna bring in... 277 00:11:04,940 --> 00:11:06,424 - A ton of customers... 278 00:11:06,493 --> 00:11:07,528 - Half the town. 279 00:11:07,597 --> 00:11:08,944 - [babbling] 280 00:11:09,013 --> 00:11:10,808 [together] The place is gonna be packed. 281 00:11:10,877 --> 00:11:12,464 - [exhales] Well, no worries, son. 282 00:11:12,533 --> 00:11:17,090 Looks like the grand opening is going to be smooth sailing. 283 00:11:17,159 --> 00:11:19,230 [birds chirping] 284 00:11:24,753 --> 00:11:27,065 [watch ticking] 285 00:11:27,134 --> 00:11:28,653 [inhales and exhales] 286 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,137 Okay, guys, this is it. 287 00:11:30,206 --> 00:11:32,761 Time for the grand opening to officially begin. 288 00:11:32,830 --> 00:11:35,073 Oh, I hate to start without the girls. 289 00:11:35,142 --> 00:11:37,558 But the show must go on. 290 00:11:37,627 --> 00:11:39,560 [horn honks] 291 00:11:39,629 --> 00:11:42,184 - [gasps] Son, the commercialworked. 292 00:11:42,253 --> 00:11:44,186 - Where can I park my bus? 293 00:11:44,255 --> 00:11:45,497 Melissa I'll handle it. 294 00:11:45,566 --> 00:11:47,258 - Eh. Nice try. 295 00:11:47,327 --> 00:11:51,745 All right, are we working with a hydraulic brake system here? 296 00:11:51,814 --> 00:11:53,574 - All right, my friends, pound it. 297 00:11:53,643 --> 00:11:54,610 Now blow it up. 298 00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:55,887 [all imitate explosion] 299 00:12:00,374 --> 00:12:03,067 - Hello. And welcome to Lynn's Table. 300 00:12:03,136 --> 00:12:05,759 Please make your way to the host stand. 301 00:12:05,828 --> 00:12:09,349 We can seat your entire party immediately. 302 00:12:13,008 --> 00:12:14,216 [horn honking] 303 00:12:14,285 --> 00:12:15,665 - [gasps] 304 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,667 Yes. Keep those buses a-comin'. 305 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,772 - Lincoln. 306 00:12:18,841 --> 00:12:21,706 [upbeat orchestral music] 307 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:24,122 ♪ ♪ 308 00:12:24,191 --> 00:12:26,193 ♪ A-chippity-chop-chop, a carrot's a root yeah ♪ 309 00:12:26,262 --> 00:12:27,608 ♪ I'm cuttin' a root yeah ♪ 310 00:12:27,677 --> 00:12:29,127 ♪ It's out of the ground, I washed it off ♪ 311 00:12:29,196 --> 00:12:31,509 ♪ A-chippity-chop-chop a slice ♪ 312 00:12:31,578 --> 00:12:34,305 ♪ ♪ 313 00:12:34,374 --> 00:12:35,582 [explosion] 314 00:12:35,651 --> 00:12:37,549 ♪ ♪ 315 00:12:37,618 --> 00:12:39,897 ♪ A-chippity-chop-chop, a chippity-chop-chop ♪ 316 00:12:39,966 --> 00:12:41,726 ♪ A-slice, a-slice, a-slicity-do ♪ 317 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,555 Ow, my finger. 318 00:12:43,624 --> 00:12:45,143 Lisa, sweetie, there you are. 319 00:12:45,212 --> 00:12:46,835 Melissa Father, I come bearing the solution 320 00:12:46,904 --> 00:12:48,353 to your promotional problem. 321 00:12:48,422 --> 00:12:50,045 - Oh, you did your own promo too? 322 00:12:50,114 --> 00:12:52,702 - Yep. I took it upon myself to make an offer 323 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,325 to potential customers. 324 00:12:54,394 --> 00:12:57,259 Ahem, bottomless baskets of fries 325 00:12:57,328 --> 00:12:58,812 with the purchase of an entrée. 326 00:12:58,881 --> 00:13:01,090 That's a great idea, Short Stack. 327 00:13:01,159 --> 00:13:02,712 - Apparently. 328 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,336 I've just escorted in four tables' worth of patrons, 329 00:13:05,405 --> 00:13:08,028 all clamoring for endless potato goodness. 330 00:13:08,097 --> 00:13:09,823 Start your fryers. 331 00:13:09,892 --> 00:13:11,721 - Two promotions at once? 332 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,551 Sure got some creative kids. 333 00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:15,795 ♪ A-peelity-pie, a-peelity-pie ♪ 334 00:13:15,864 --> 00:13:18,418 ♪ This guy's makin' some Frenchy fries ♪ 335 00:13:18,487 --> 00:13:19,591 Ow, my finger. 336 00:13:19,660 --> 00:13:21,214 - Dad, guess what. - Chicken butt. 337 00:13:21,283 --> 00:13:23,250 - No, no, no. This is no time for jokes. 338 00:13:23,319 --> 00:13:25,977 I have to tell you about this genius promotion I did. 339 00:13:26,046 --> 00:13:27,496 - You did a promotion? 340 00:13:27,565 --> 00:13:29,912 - Uh-huh. And it's sure to bring in tons of people. 341 00:13:29,981 --> 00:13:32,570 I spread the word that if you celebrate your birthday here 342 00:13:32,639 --> 00:13:35,504 you get a free dessert, and the whole staff sings you 343 00:13:35,573 --> 00:13:36,954 a special birthday song. 344 00:13:37,023 --> 00:13:39,266 - That's a fantastic idea, honey. 345 00:13:39,335 --> 00:13:42,304 - And our first birthday's ready for a song. 346 00:13:42,373 --> 00:13:44,893 Come on, I'll teach you the words on the way. 347 00:13:46,066 --> 00:13:47,861 A-one, two, three. 348 00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:50,070 all: ♪ Happy Happy Birthday from all of your new friends ♪ 349 00:13:50,139 --> 00:13:51,416 ♪ We hope you have a good one ♪ 350 00:13:51,485 --> 00:13:53,522 ♪ Here with us at Lynn's, hey ♪ 351 00:13:53,591 --> 00:13:57,664 [cheers and applause] 352 00:13:57,733 --> 00:14:01,047 - And now for your special birthday dessert. 353 00:14:01,116 --> 00:14:02,496 - Oh, I can't to see this. 354 00:14:02,565 --> 00:14:04,084 Oh, right, I need to make that. 355 00:14:04,153 --> 00:14:06,224 Oof! - Oh. Sorry, Dad. 356 00:14:06,293 --> 00:14:09,124 How do you like the promotion I did for your restaurant? 357 00:14:09,193 --> 00:14:11,540 - Oh...uh, another promotion. 358 00:14:11,609 --> 00:14:13,093 - Yeah. It's a photo booth. 359 00:14:13,162 --> 00:14:15,095 It's totally going to draw in the teen crowd. 360 00:14:15,164 --> 00:14:18,547 Look, there's already people waiting to use it. 361 00:14:18,616 --> 00:14:19,962 [both gasp] 362 00:14:20,031 --> 00:14:22,206 - So far, they've only ordered water, but still. 363 00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:23,793 I'm going to go break it in. 364 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,313 - Father, where are the fries? Chop-chop. 365 00:14:26,382 --> 00:14:27,728 And I mean that literally. 366 00:14:27,797 --> 00:14:29,489 - On it, honey. 367 00:14:29,558 --> 00:14:31,663 Uh, okay, uh, I gotta bake the cake, fry the potatoes, and-- 368 00:14:31,732 --> 00:14:33,458 uh, what was that other thing? [dog barks] 369 00:14:33,527 --> 00:14:35,840 Oh! 370 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,531 [cats meowing] 371 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,671 [bird squawking] 372 00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:42,329 Did someone leave the door open? 373 00:14:42,398 --> 00:14:45,332 - Hey, Dad, I've got the best news. 374 00:14:45,401 --> 00:14:47,300 - Let me guess. You did a promotion? 375 00:14:47,369 --> 00:14:50,959 - Yep. I said we're offering a special menu for pets. 376 00:14:51,028 --> 00:14:52,374 [horns honking] 377 00:14:54,652 --> 00:14:57,344 - Dad. We've got two more buses. 378 00:14:57,413 --> 00:14:58,967 It's a bachelorette party. 379 00:14:59,036 --> 00:15:01,521 They want to know where they can put their mechanical bull. 380 00:15:01,590 --> 00:15:02,971 - Uhh...uhmmm... 381 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,904 - We've got another birthday. 382 00:15:04,973 --> 00:15:06,767 A-one, two, three. 383 00:15:06,836 --> 00:15:08,321 all: ♪ Happy Happy Birthday from all of your new friends ♪ 384 00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:09,598 ♪ We hope you have a good one ♪ 385 00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:10,979 ♪ Here with us at Lynn's, hey ♪ 386 00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:14,189 - And your birthday dessert... 387 00:15:14,258 --> 00:15:16,087 [clears throat] 388 00:15:16,156 --> 00:15:18,400 - Will be coming later. 389 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,511 - Dad, I totally crushed this whole promotional thing. 390 00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:27,685 - You did? 391 00:15:27,754 --> 00:15:29,687 - I got my whole softball team here. 392 00:15:29,756 --> 00:15:31,033 I told them you were running a special 393 00:15:31,102 --> 00:15:32,241 for the athlete-on-the-go. 394 00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:34,036 - Okay, what is it? 395 00:15:34,105 --> 00:15:36,452 - If you don't get your food in 15 minutes or less, it's free. 396 00:15:36,521 --> 00:15:37,660 - Augh! 397 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:38,972 - I made the announcement at the game, 398 00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:40,525 so the other team is here too. 399 00:15:40,594 --> 00:15:41,837 - What? 400 00:15:41,906 --> 00:15:43,425 - Oh, and you should probably start cooking, 401 00:15:43,494 --> 00:15:44,598 'cause it's already been, like, eight minutes. 402 00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:45,772 - Wha-wha-wha--wait. 403 00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:47,808 Okay, okay, first birthday cake, 404 00:15:47,877 --> 00:15:49,810 then second birthday cake, French fries-- 405 00:15:49,879 --> 00:15:51,709 correction, I need lots of French fries, 406 00:15:51,778 --> 00:15:53,331 food for pets...augh! 407 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,437 Lynn, there's no time to think; just cook. 408 00:15:55,506 --> 00:15:58,612 [upbeat jazzy music] 409 00:15:58,681 --> 00:16:02,720 ♪ ♪ 410 00:16:02,789 --> 00:16:05,033 - It's getting even crazier out there, Lynn. 411 00:16:05,102 --> 00:16:06,966 You might want to take a look. 412 00:16:07,035 --> 00:16:10,348 - As promised, every meal comes with a free concert. 413 00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:12,178 And a-one, two, three... 414 00:16:12,247 --> 00:16:14,318 ♪ Lynn's Table ♪ 415 00:16:14,387 --> 00:16:16,147 ♪ Come in if you're able ♪ 416 00:16:16,216 --> 00:16:18,356 ♪ If not we deliver ♪ 417 00:16:18,425 --> 00:16:20,048 - No, we don't. 418 00:16:20,117 --> 00:16:21,739 ♪ ♪ 419 00:16:21,808 --> 00:16:25,294 - Okay, remember, everyone, if you get bingo, 420 00:16:25,363 --> 00:16:26,882 you win a free app. 421 00:16:26,951 --> 00:16:28,608 - No, you don't! 422 00:16:28,677 --> 00:16:30,437 - B11. 423 00:16:30,506 --> 00:16:34,821 - Bingo, baby. Ha-ha. Fry me up some pickles. 424 00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:36,823 - Auugh! [chicken clucks[ 425 00:16:36,892 --> 00:16:38,687 - I've always wanted to take the gang out 426 00:16:38,756 --> 00:16:40,344 for a night on the town. 427 00:16:40,413 --> 00:16:44,348 And it is Virginia's birthday, so we'd sure love a song. 428 00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:47,351 - Here ya go, birthday princess. 429 00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:48,904 - Ah! My fries. 430 00:16:48,973 --> 00:16:50,975 Ahh! 431 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:53,046 - I'm so sorry about that. 432 00:16:53,115 --> 00:16:56,118 Tonight's dinner is on us. 433 00:16:56,187 --> 00:17:00,088 [indistinct chatter] 434 00:17:00,157 --> 00:17:02,711 - Ohhh... 435 00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:04,368 - Gotcha, buddy. 436 00:17:04,437 --> 00:17:06,991 - Daddy, where are those finger sandwiches for my tea party? 437 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,614 - I've got another birthday. but she doesn't speak English, 438 00:17:09,683 --> 00:17:11,547 so we've gotta do the song inKorean. 439 00:17:11,616 --> 00:17:14,447 - Order up. A bowl of crickets for the iguana at table six. 440 00:17:14,516 --> 00:17:16,966 - Father, I need 40 pounds of fries pronto. 441 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,692 The potato fiends won't rest. 442 00:17:18,761 --> 00:17:20,763 - Dad, another bus just pulled in. 443 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,800 They said they're gluten-free paleo vegans. 444 00:17:22,869 --> 00:17:24,319 We can make something for themright? 445 00:17:24,388 --> 00:17:25,803 - Dad, I need a chicken fried steak. 446 00:17:25,872 --> 00:17:27,874 We've got 30 seconds. Go, go, go. 447 00:17:27,943 --> 00:17:29,082 - Ohhh... 448 00:17:29,151 --> 00:17:30,256 - Quinoa? - Extra cream cheese 449 00:17:30,325 --> 00:17:31,809 would be great. 450 00:17:31,878 --> 00:17:33,017 [pan clanging] 451 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,743 - Everybody stop. 452 00:17:34,812 --> 00:17:38,160 These promotions are just too ding-dang much. 453 00:17:38,229 --> 00:17:40,093 - Sorry, Dad. We didn't know everybody 454 00:17:40,162 --> 00:17:41,543 was doing their own thing. 455 00:17:41,612 --> 00:17:43,027 - I just wish you kids had worked together 456 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,477 to come up with one idea. 457 00:17:44,546 --> 00:17:46,237 That I could have handled. 458 00:17:46,306 --> 00:17:48,205 But now there's just too many things hitting me all at once. 459 00:17:48,274 --> 00:17:49,827 Ugh! There's another one. 460 00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:52,312 - Hey, Dad, Bernie just got a double-bingo. 461 00:17:52,381 --> 00:17:55,798 Do we have baba ganoush? 462 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:56,903 Where's Dad? 463 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:03,289 Why is he napping during the gland opening? 464 00:18:06,015 --> 00:18:08,535 - His vitals are fine, but when he wakes up, 465 00:18:08,604 --> 00:18:11,573 he'll have a considerable contusion. 466 00:18:11,642 --> 00:18:13,954 - Dudes, I feel terrible. 467 00:18:14,023 --> 00:18:15,128 - Me too. 468 00:18:15,197 --> 00:18:16,854 Dad's opening night is a disaster, 469 00:18:16,923 --> 00:18:18,338 and it's all our fault. 470 00:18:18,407 --> 00:18:20,029 - Well, with your father out of commission, 471 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,412 I don't think we can keep the restaurant going. 472 00:18:23,481 --> 00:18:27,761 I'll go tell the customers they have to go home. 473 00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:30,385 Just to be safe. 474 00:18:31,179 --> 00:18:32,559 Mom, wait. 475 00:18:32,628 --> 00:18:34,665 Maybe it's not too late to save the grand opening. 476 00:18:34,734 --> 00:18:37,495 - How are we gonna do that? - By working together. 477 00:18:37,564 --> 00:18:40,464 Just like Dad wanted us to do in the first place. 478 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,847 [indistinct chatter] 479 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:49,231 - Excuse me. May I have your attention, everybody? 480 00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:54,443 [clears throat] I know you all came here 481 00:18:54,512 --> 00:18:56,307 because of the promotions we offered... 482 00:18:56,376 --> 00:19:00,173 - Bingo. Oh, sorry. 483 00:19:00,242 --> 00:19:02,348 - But the thing is, my sisters and I 484 00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:04,212 came up with those without telling our Dad. 485 00:19:04,281 --> 00:19:06,835 So unfortunately, we can no longer honor 486 00:19:06,904 --> 00:19:08,354 all of our promises. 487 00:19:08,423 --> 00:19:10,079 [together] Really? Oh, come on. Are you kidding me? 488 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,702 - But if you're willing to stick around, 489 00:19:11,771 --> 00:19:13,704 there is one promise we can honor: 490 00:19:13,773 --> 00:19:17,432 our dad's great food at a great price. 491 00:19:17,501 --> 00:19:20,228 [together] Oh. Okay. Okay, okay. Okay, okay. 492 00:19:20,297 --> 00:19:22,126 - Okay, time to work together. 493 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:23,507 Pound it, guys. 494 00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:25,509 Now blow it up. 495 00:19:25,578 --> 00:19:26,648 [all imitate explosion] 496 00:19:26,717 --> 00:19:29,823 [upbeat orchestral music] 497 00:19:29,892 --> 00:19:34,207 ♪ ♪ 498 00:19:34,276 --> 00:19:35,726 - Order up. 499 00:19:35,795 --> 00:19:38,556 Potato and Chicken Dump-Lynns. 500 00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:40,420 ♪ ♪ 501 00:19:40,489 --> 00:19:42,491 - Fresh out. - No problem, Mom. 502 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,562 I know that recipe by heart. 503 00:19:44,631 --> 00:19:47,496 Here, this Lynn-til soup goes to table three. 504 00:19:47,565 --> 00:19:49,015 both: Got it. 505 00:19:52,398 --> 00:19:53,882 - Please take a seat. 506 00:19:53,951 --> 00:19:56,885 Oh, but give it back at the end of your meal. 507 00:19:58,783 --> 00:20:02,477 - May I recommend the Lynn-ger chicken? 508 00:20:08,931 --> 00:20:11,969 - Thank you. 509 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:15,144 - Order up. This is the home stretch, guys. 510 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,767 We're almost there. 511 00:20:16,836 --> 00:20:18,596 [cheers] 512 00:20:18,665 --> 00:20:20,943 - Where's Dad? I have the ultimate promotion. 513 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:23,049 I invited Katherine Mulligan from Channel 3 514 00:20:23,118 --> 00:20:24,119 to come interview him. 515 00:20:24,188 --> 00:20:25,362 You did what? 516 00:20:25,431 --> 00:20:27,398 - Bad timing, dude. 517 00:20:27,467 --> 00:20:28,710 - Gasp. 518 00:20:28,779 --> 00:20:31,230 - Nobody panic. I've got an idea. 519 00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,785 - This is Katherine Mulligan here at Lynn's Table 520 00:20:34,854 --> 00:20:36,890 talking to the man behind the name, 521 00:20:36,959 --> 00:20:38,167 Chef Lynn Loud. 522 00:20:41,895 --> 00:20:43,414 This has been the most successful 523 00:20:43,483 --> 00:20:45,485 grand opening Royal Woods has ever seen. 524 00:20:45,554 --> 00:20:46,797 How'd you do it? 525 00:20:49,972 --> 00:20:52,147 Ho-ho. So modest. 526 00:20:52,216 --> 00:20:54,632 How does it feel? 527 00:20:54,701 --> 00:20:55,771 I bet. 528 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:59,741 And how do you plan to celebrate? 529 00:20:59,810 --> 00:21:02,226 [laughs] A good night's sleep. 530 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:03,469 I don't blame you. 531 00:21:03,538 --> 00:21:05,781 Well, Lynn Loud is a man of few words, 532 00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:07,990 but he lets his food do the talking. 533 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:10,372 I'm Katherine Mulligan saying that if you're looking 534 00:21:10,441 --> 00:21:12,236 for a delicious family friendly meal, 535 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,928 look no further than Lynn's Table. 536 00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:20,037 - Wow. Thanks for making me look so good, kids. 537 00:21:20,106 --> 00:21:21,866 I can't believe you pulled that off. 538 00:21:21,935 --> 00:21:24,283 - It was the least we could do after the mess we made. 539 00:21:24,352 --> 00:21:26,285 - Well, once you worked together, 540 00:21:26,354 --> 00:21:27,734 you really turned things around. 541 00:21:27,803 --> 00:21:29,391 In fact, the grand opening was even better 542 00:21:29,460 --> 00:21:30,461 than I could've hoped for. 543 00:21:30,530 --> 00:21:32,256 Aww, bring it in here. 544 00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:33,671 [all speaking simultaneously] 545 00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:34,983 - Bring it in. 546 00:21:35,052 --> 00:21:36,674 - Now I was thinking since you guys 547 00:21:36,743 --> 00:21:39,090 were such a big help maybe I should name 548 00:21:39,159 --> 00:21:40,678 a few dishes after you. 549 00:21:40,747 --> 00:21:43,440 - Ooh. How about a Luan-chovy pizza? 550 00:21:43,509 --> 00:21:46,374 - Ooh. Ooh. Chicken catcha-Lori. 551 00:21:46,443 --> 00:21:47,927 - I love those. Keep 'em coming. 552 00:21:47,996 --> 00:21:50,481 - Lana-cotti. Buffa-Lola chicken wings. 553 00:21:50,550 --> 00:21:52,207 - Hummus and Rita chips. 554 00:21:52,276 --> 00:21:53,657 - Liso soup. 555 00:21:53,726 --> 00:21:55,210 - Beef Well-Lincoln. 556 00:21:55,279 --> 00:21:56,522 - Lu-Caesar salad. 557 00:21:56,591 --> 00:21:57,833 - Luna casserole. 558 00:21:57,902 --> 00:22:01,078 - Ooh, I got one: hamburgers. 559 00:22:01,147 --> 00:22:03,322 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 560 00:22:03,391 --> 00:22:05,738 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 561 00:22:05,807 --> 00:22:08,844 ♪ In the Loud house ♪ - ♪ Loud house ♪ 562 00:22:08,913 --> 00:22:11,191 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 563 00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:15,368 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 564 00:22:15,437 --> 00:22:16,818 - ♪ Loud house ♪ 565 00:22:16,887 --> 00:22:18,302 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 566 00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:19,648 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 567 00:22:19,717 --> 00:22:20,822 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪ 568 00:22:20,891 --> 00:22:21,961 ♪ Never any privacy ♪ 569 00:22:22,030 --> 00:22:24,481 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪ 570 00:22:24,550 --> 00:22:26,759 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 571 00:22:26,828 --> 00:22:28,485 ♪ In the Loud house ♪