1 00:00:02,726 --> 00:00:04,487 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:04,556 --> 00:00:06,213 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:06,282 --> 00:00:07,766 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:07,835 --> 00:00:09,526 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪ 5 00:00:09,595 --> 00:00:11,425 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:11,494 --> 00:00:13,703 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:13,772 --> 00:00:15,118 - ♪ In the Loud house ♪ 8 00:00:15,187 --> 00:00:16,775 ♪ In the Loud house ♪ 9 00:00:16,844 --> 00:00:18,294 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:18,363 --> 00:00:20,089 ♪ Is how we show our love ♪ 11 00:00:20,158 --> 00:00:21,607 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:21,676 --> 00:00:23,402 - ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪ 13 00:00:23,471 --> 00:00:24,645 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:24,714 --> 00:00:27,958 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud ♪ 15 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:28,959 ♪ Loud house ♪ 16 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,237 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:32,135 --> 00:00:34,931 [upbeat music] 18 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:40,212 ♪ ♪ 19 00:00:41,731 --> 00:00:42,939 [feedback whines] 20 00:00:44,665 --> 00:00:46,184 - Here we go. 21 00:00:46,253 --> 00:00:47,771 [device chimes] 22 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,843 [rock music] 23 00:00:50,912 --> 00:00:53,018 ♪ ♪ 24 00:00:53,087 --> 00:00:57,298 ♪ Rock 'n' roll is running through my veins ♪ 25 00:00:57,367 --> 00:00:58,713 - ♪ Hey! Hey! ♪ 26 00:00:58,782 --> 00:01:02,786 - ♪ Electric soul like wires to my brain ♪ 27 00:01:02,855 --> 00:01:04,374 - ♪ Hey! Hey! ♪ 28 00:01:04,443 --> 00:01:06,859 - ♪ I can't be wrong, don't need direction ♪ 29 00:01:06,928 --> 00:01:09,069 ♪ I can find my way ♪ 30 00:01:09,138 --> 00:01:11,657 ♪ Play it loud, play it loud ♪ 31 00:01:11,726 --> 00:01:14,384 ♪ I got no time for turning it down ♪ 32 00:01:14,453 --> 00:01:17,456 ♪ Play it loud, play it proud ♪ 33 00:01:17,525 --> 00:01:18,906 ♪ I live it, I breathe it ♪ 34 00:01:18,975 --> 00:01:21,184 ♪ Don't tell me I don't need it now ♪ 35 00:01:21,253 --> 00:01:22,599 ♪ Play it loud ♪ 36 00:01:22,668 --> 00:01:25,326 ♪ Sorry I'm not sorry for being proud ♪ 37 00:01:25,395 --> 00:01:26,914 ♪ Play it loud ♪ 38 00:01:26,983 --> 00:01:30,366 ♪ Turn it up until your speakers blow out ♪ 39 00:01:30,435 --> 00:01:32,989 ♪ Until your speakers blow out ♪ 40 00:01:33,058 --> 00:01:35,785 ♪ Until your speakers blow out ♪ 41 00:01:35,854 --> 00:01:38,684 ♪ Until your speakers blow out ♪ 42 00:01:39,927 --> 00:01:41,584 [device beeps] 43 00:01:43,413 --> 00:01:46,347 All right, let's do this. 44 00:01:46,416 --> 00:01:49,350 Wish me luck, Mick! 45 00:01:49,419 --> 00:01:51,041 [upbeat music] 46 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,872 - Hey there! I'm Michelle. - And I'm Doug. 47 00:01:53,941 --> 00:01:57,047 - And we're the producers of "America's Next Hitmaker"! 48 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,048 - Here's how it works. 49 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,153 Submit your original song, 50 00:01:59,222 --> 00:02:00,603 and if you make the top five, 51 00:02:00,672 --> 00:02:03,364 you'll get to perform before millions on live TV! 52 00:02:03,433 --> 00:02:05,435 - And if your song gets the most viewer votes, 53 00:02:05,504 --> 00:02:06,643 you get a record deal. 54 00:02:06,712 --> 00:02:08,542 - So upload your submission now, 55 00:02:08,611 --> 00:02:10,302 'cause maybe you've got the song 56 00:02:10,371 --> 00:02:12,270 the whole world will love! 57 00:02:12,339 --> 00:02:14,410 - You know I do! 58 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:18,931 Wait. The whole world? 59 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:22,556 I mean, I love my song, but will everybody? 60 00:02:22,625 --> 00:02:24,972 Maybe I better think about this. 61 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:30,805 [playful music] 62 00:02:30,874 --> 00:02:33,222 - ♪ A plumber's job is never done ♪ 63 00:02:33,291 --> 00:02:35,914 ♪ Especially in this house ♪ 64 00:02:35,983 --> 00:02:38,813 ♪ I've been dubbed the number one ♪ 65 00:02:38,882 --> 00:02:41,575 ♪ To get the number twos to go down ♪ 66 00:02:41,644 --> 00:02:44,371 ♪ But when life throws me a storm ♪ 67 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:46,821 ♪ I still sing along ♪ 68 00:02:46,890 --> 00:02:48,547 ♪ To the bang, bang of those pipes ♪ 69 00:02:48,616 --> 00:02:51,481 ♪ That's my kind of song ♪ 70 00:02:51,550 --> 00:02:54,312 - Killer song, Lans! - What song? 71 00:02:54,381 --> 00:02:55,865 - The one you were just singing! 72 00:02:55,934 --> 00:02:57,107 - I don't know what you're talking about. 73 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,419 I wasn't singing. 74 00:02:58,488 --> 00:02:59,765 But this baby will be, 75 00:02:59,834 --> 00:03:02,803 once I've replaced her trip lever. 76 00:03:02,872 --> 00:03:04,425 [lively music] 77 00:03:04,494 --> 00:03:09,258 - ♪ It is hard to make looking this good look easy ♪ 78 00:03:09,327 --> 00:03:14,297 ♪ And it takes a few mistakes to be just right ♪ 79 00:03:14,366 --> 00:03:16,817 ♪ Looking perfect is a gift ♪ 80 00:03:16,886 --> 00:03:19,060 ♪ When I feel meh, I act as if ♪ 81 00:03:19,129 --> 00:03:25,135 ♪ A little lip gloss keeps me going all day long ♪ 82 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:28,622 ♪ When my high heels hit the floor ♪ 83 00:03:28,691 --> 00:03:32,419 ♪ The applause becomes a roar ♪ 84 00:03:32,488 --> 00:03:37,907 ♪ And I hold the last note long ♪ 85 00:03:37,976 --> 00:03:40,427 ♪ That's my kind of song ♪ 86 00:03:40,496 --> 00:03:42,981 ♪ ♪ 87 00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:44,224 My kind! 88 00:03:44,293 --> 00:03:46,467 - Sweet performance, Lols! 89 00:03:46,536 --> 00:03:48,366 You doing that song at your next pageant? 90 00:03:48,435 --> 00:03:52,059 - What song? My pageant talent is martial arts right now. 91 00:03:52,128 --> 00:03:54,164 Hiyah! 92 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,959 [explosion] 93 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:58,997 [hip-hop music] 94 00:03:59,066 --> 00:04:00,826 - ♪ Yippee-ki-yay, yo, yo, yo ♪ 95 00:04:00,895 --> 00:04:02,794 ♪ I make this Bunsen burner start to overflow ♪ 96 00:04:02,863 --> 00:04:04,899 ♪ Mix some dope rhymes with a little H2O ♪ 97 00:04:04,968 --> 00:04:06,936 ♪ My idiom for indium is shine like gold ♪ 98 00:04:07,005 --> 00:04:08,972 ♪ Barium, radium, don't you be afraidium ♪ 99 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:10,664 ♪ I'm packing the palladium, they'll call it Lisa Stadium ♪ 100 00:04:10,733 --> 00:04:12,528 ♪ Reppin' my hood from coast to coast ♪ 101 00:04:12,597 --> 00:04:16,359 ♪ I'm better than sliced bread, they callin' me burnt toast ♪ 102 00:04:16,428 --> 00:04:19,120 - Uh, Lis? What were you just doing? 103 00:04:19,189 --> 00:04:21,226 - Uh, working, per uzh. 104 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:24,333 - So you weren't just rapping? 105 00:04:24,402 --> 00:04:26,956 Get it together, dude! You're wigging out! 106 00:04:27,025 --> 00:04:30,166 - Do I detect some psychological distress? 107 00:04:30,235 --> 00:04:33,031 I've been known to dabble in the soft sciences. 108 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:34,791 Take a seat. 109 00:04:34,860 --> 00:04:38,519 - So I was about to hit send, but then I wondered, 110 00:04:38,588 --> 00:04:40,728 is this the song the whole world will love? 111 00:04:40,797 --> 00:04:42,696 And that's when I started hearing things. 112 00:04:42,765 --> 00:04:44,422 Lola singing a show tune, 113 00:04:44,491 --> 00:04:46,355 Lana doing her toilet jam. 114 00:04:46,424 --> 00:04:49,910 - And me, spitting sick rhymes about the periodic table. 115 00:04:49,979 --> 00:04:52,533 It's clear these aural hallucinations 116 00:04:52,602 --> 00:04:54,777 are projections of your inner uncertainty. 117 00:04:54,846 --> 00:04:57,573 Your subconscious is flipping between stations, 118 00:04:57,642 --> 00:04:59,816 trying to find the right sound for your song. 119 00:04:59,885 --> 00:05:02,854 - Dude! That makes total sense! 120 00:05:02,923 --> 00:05:05,235 So what is the right sound? 121 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:08,238 [smooth music] 122 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,274 ♪ ♪ 123 00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:12,588 - ♪ Is it a crush? ♪ 124 00:05:12,657 --> 00:05:16,454 ♪ Or maybe it's chemistry ♪ 125 00:05:16,523 --> 00:05:18,594 ♪ Maybe it's all in my head ♪ 126 00:05:18,663 --> 00:05:20,458 Lori, look at this thread! 127 00:05:20,527 --> 00:05:23,046 ♪ Tell me what you see ♪ 128 00:05:24,220 --> 00:05:28,120 ♪ When he IMs my friends, is he trying to get me? ♪ 129 00:05:28,189 --> 00:05:32,815 ♪ Look at this one again, what do you think it means? ♪ 130 00:05:32,884 --> 00:05:37,302 - ♪ He's got to like you for you ♪ 131 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:40,547 ♪ And your music too ♪ 132 00:05:40,616 --> 00:05:44,516 ♪ Don't want to call it "like" ♪ 133 00:05:44,585 --> 00:05:47,830 ♪ If it isn't true ♪ 134 00:05:47,899 --> 00:05:50,073 ♪ It's online, it's not life ♪ 135 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:51,903 ♪ And the real world takes time ♪ 136 00:05:51,972 --> 00:05:54,837 ♪ Just to figure out what's right or wrong ♪ 137 00:05:54,906 --> 00:06:01,740 ♪ Throw down that slow jam groove ♪ 138 00:06:01,809 --> 00:06:07,436 both: ♪ We got our own kind of song ♪ 139 00:06:07,505 --> 00:06:11,716 ♪ Ooh ♪ 140 00:06:13,303 --> 00:06:15,927 - Huh, maybe that's the kind of song people want to hear, 141 00:06:15,996 --> 00:06:18,550 something deep and soulful. 142 00:06:18,619 --> 00:06:21,208 [cheerful music] 143 00:06:21,277 --> 00:06:24,073 - ♪ Every now and then I think the world's a scary place ♪ 144 00:06:24,142 --> 00:06:25,695 ♪ But I remember it looks better ♪ 145 00:06:25,764 --> 00:06:27,110 ♪ With a pie thrown at your face ♪ 146 00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:28,871 ♪ If the glass looks half empty ♪ 147 00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:30,286 ♪ Break off the empty half ♪ 148 00:06:30,355 --> 00:06:32,012 ♪ And use it as a pirate's leg ♪ 149 00:06:32,081 --> 00:06:33,738 ♪ Give everyone a laugh! ♪ 150 00:06:33,807 --> 00:06:34,808 ♪ Rubber duckies, windup monkeys ♪ 151 00:06:34,877 --> 00:06:36,223 ♪ 6-foot leprechauns ♪ 152 00:06:36,292 --> 00:06:37,880 ♪ Well, life's my stage, a laugh parade ♪ 153 00:06:37,949 --> 00:06:39,157 ♪ Yeah, that's my kind of song ♪ 154 00:06:39,226 --> 00:06:40,641 Hey, hey! 155 00:06:42,056 --> 00:06:44,127 - Well, it can't be that one. 156 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:47,096 [gloomy music] 157 00:06:47,165 --> 00:06:52,412 ♪ ♪ 158 00:06:52,481 --> 00:06:54,448 - The universe is empty. 159 00:06:54,517 --> 00:06:58,314 And there's nothing to be sure of but darkness. 160 00:06:58,383 --> 00:06:59,902 There's no music in the void, 161 00:06:59,971 --> 00:07:02,145 so why bother anyway? 162 00:07:02,214 --> 00:07:05,632 Embrace the emptiness. Own the futility. 163 00:07:05,701 --> 00:07:09,463 The only song worth singing is silence. 164 00:07:09,532 --> 00:07:11,051 - Heavy, man. 165 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,329 Maybe that's what people will dig. 166 00:07:13,398 --> 00:07:16,021 Something dark and somber. 167 00:07:16,090 --> 00:07:18,576 - Lynn-sanity in da house! 168 00:07:18,645 --> 00:07:20,992 [techno music] 169 00:07:21,061 --> 00:07:22,821 ♪ Get pumped! What! Get ready! Huh! ♪ 170 00:07:22,890 --> 00:07:24,789 ♪ This beat's about to get heavy, oh, yeah ♪ 171 00:07:24,858 --> 00:07:26,653 ♪ Rough riders! Olé! ♪ 172 00:07:26,722 --> 00:07:28,620 ♪ That's the sound of me winning all day ♪ 173 00:07:28,689 --> 00:07:31,589 ♪ I'm a walking trophy, got my beat, got my drums ♪ 174 00:07:31,658 --> 00:07:33,522 ♪ Give me a T-R-O-F-Y ♪ 175 00:07:33,591 --> 00:07:34,730 - I think you spelled thatwrong! 176 00:07:34,799 --> 00:07:37,422 - ♪ That's my kind of song ♪ 177 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:39,148 Yeah! 178 00:07:39,217 --> 00:07:41,219 All right! 179 00:07:41,288 --> 00:07:42,496 Whoo! 180 00:07:42,565 --> 00:07:44,291 All right! Up top! 181 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:46,293 - Look what you did to Edwin, 182 00:07:46,362 --> 00:07:47,777 you monster. 183 00:07:47,846 --> 00:07:49,261 - What? You wanna go? 184 00:07:49,330 --> 00:07:51,160 [grunting, blows falling] 185 00:07:51,229 --> 00:07:52,955 - Okay, so maybe people want a song 186 00:07:53,024 --> 00:07:54,646 that gets the blood pumping. 187 00:07:54,715 --> 00:07:56,890 Oh, I don't know. 188 00:07:56,959 --> 00:07:59,789 The more I hear, the more confused I get! 189 00:07:59,858 --> 00:08:02,654 [country music] 190 00:08:02,723 --> 00:08:08,073 - ♪ Darling, keep me company on the rocky road of life ♪ 191 00:08:08,142 --> 00:08:10,386 - ♪ We'll just sing in harmony ♪ 192 00:08:10,455 --> 00:08:13,251 ♪ As the kids all scream, "Be quiet!" ♪ 193 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:18,083 both: ♪ So let's turn up the radio and drive ♪ 194 00:08:18,152 --> 00:08:20,879 - ♪ I'll be out of tune ♪ 195 00:08:20,948 --> 00:08:23,641 - ♪ I'll be out of time ♪ 196 00:08:23,710 --> 00:08:26,436 - ♪ Don't have much to lose ♪ 197 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:29,370 - ♪ But we'll be fine ♪ 198 00:08:29,439 --> 00:08:34,168 both: ♪ We're gonna keep singing loud and wrong ♪ 199 00:08:34,237 --> 00:08:37,137 ♪ 'Cause that's our kind of song ♪ 200 00:08:38,828 --> 00:08:42,487 - Huh. Maybe a country song is the answer. 201 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:43,488 [electronic music] 202 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:44,696 But of course, 203 00:08:44,765 --> 00:08:46,871 here comes another one. 204 00:08:47,975 --> 00:08:50,495 both: ♪ And the beat goes on and on ♪ 205 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:53,498 ♪ Even if we get it wrong ♪ 206 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:55,845 ♪ 'Cause friends don't think, they're just in sync ♪ 207 00:08:55,914 --> 00:08:58,917 ♪ Best buds, amigos, the list goes on ♪ 208 00:08:58,986 --> 00:09:00,885 ♪ Can't keep up, can't sing along ♪ 209 00:09:00,954 --> 00:09:04,923 ♪ That's our kind of song ♪ 210 00:09:04,992 --> 00:09:07,512 ♪ ♪ 211 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:09,238 - [sighs] Or... 212 00:09:09,307 --> 00:09:12,724 maybe that's the ticket, something people can dance to. 213 00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:15,002 Unless I should go with a slow jam, 214 00:09:15,071 --> 00:09:16,417 o-or show tunes... 215 00:09:16,486 --> 00:09:17,833 o-or maybe rap. 216 00:09:17,902 --> 00:09:19,075 No, country! 217 00:09:19,144 --> 00:09:21,906 [groans] It's hopeless! 218 00:09:23,908 --> 00:09:25,461 [groans] 219 00:09:25,530 --> 00:09:29,085 - ♪ The mic drops, we don't stop ♪ 220 00:09:29,154 --> 00:09:32,364 ♪ Pretend the sun's never coming up ♪ 221 00:09:32,433 --> 00:09:35,747 ♪ High tops, tube socks ♪ 222 00:09:35,816 --> 00:09:38,025 - Ooh, I literally love this song! 223 00:09:38,094 --> 00:09:39,924 - Shut up, so do I! 224 00:09:39,993 --> 00:09:44,445 - ♪ Guess it's just whatever ♪ 225 00:09:44,514 --> 00:09:46,413 ♪ Whatever ♪ 226 00:09:46,482 --> 00:09:50,003 ♪ Put your hands in the air like the ceiling ain't there ♪ 227 00:09:50,072 --> 00:09:51,729 ♪ Make this last forever ♪ 228 00:09:51,798 --> 00:09:55,146 - Make a hole! Make a hole! This song is my jam! 229 00:09:55,215 --> 00:09:58,390 [pop music continues] 230 00:09:58,459 --> 00:10:00,358 - I should hate it... 231 00:10:00,427 --> 00:10:02,671 but I don't. 232 00:10:02,740 --> 00:10:08,228 - Likewise. Curse this inane yet diabolically catchy tune! 233 00:10:08,297 --> 00:10:12,059 - ♪ Friday nights, summer lights ♪ 234 00:10:12,128 --> 00:10:15,235 ♪ Just me, my friends, and I ♪ 235 00:10:15,304 --> 00:10:18,756 ♪ Top down, peel out ♪ 236 00:10:18,825 --> 00:10:20,412 ♪ But I'm yelling at my mom ♪ 237 00:10:20,481 --> 00:10:22,276 ♪ 'Cause I'm still too young to drive ♪ 238 00:10:22,345 --> 00:10:23,277 - Mom! 239 00:10:23,346 --> 00:10:24,727 [dog barking] 240 00:10:24,796 --> 00:10:28,662 - ♪ Guess it's just whatever ♪ 241 00:10:28,731 --> 00:10:30,664 - I love this song! 242 00:10:30,733 --> 00:10:32,942 - ♪ Put your hands in the air like the ceiling ain't there ♪ 243 00:10:33,011 --> 00:10:35,945 ♪ Make this last forever ♪ 244 00:10:36,014 --> 00:10:37,602 ♪ Yeah, there's nothing's worse ♪ 245 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:39,639 ♪ Than that thing over there ♪ - Eww! 246 00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:42,055 - ♪ And nothing's better than the best ♪ 247 00:10:42,124 --> 00:10:44,954 ♪ Best, best thing ever ♪ 248 00:10:45,023 --> 00:10:52,237 ♪ ♪ 249 00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:58,450 [all cheering] 250 00:10:58,519 --> 00:11:00,832 - Best song ever! - So catchy! 251 00:11:00,901 --> 00:11:03,179 - Dude, bubblegum pop! 252 00:11:03,248 --> 00:11:06,355 That's the kind of song the whole world loves! 253 00:11:06,424 --> 00:11:07,528 - What a workout! 254 00:11:07,597 --> 00:11:09,392 Who wants Flippees? I'll drive! 255 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:12,154 [all cheering] 256 00:11:12,223 --> 00:11:13,465 - Luna, you coming? 257 00:11:13,534 --> 00:11:14,777 - You guys go without me. 258 00:11:14,846 --> 00:11:17,400 I've got a contest to win. 259 00:11:19,886 --> 00:11:21,473 [device chimes] 260 00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:22,785 - [exhales] 261 00:11:22,854 --> 00:11:25,477 All right, take two. 262 00:11:25,546 --> 00:11:27,652 ♪ Clock is ticking ♪ 263 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:32,415 ♪ Time is running out, every second counts ♪ 264 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,694 ♪ Overthinking ♪ 265 00:11:34,763 --> 00:11:38,387 ♪ I can't turn it off, so I'll tune it out ♪ 266 00:11:38,456 --> 00:11:41,390 ♪ All we know is la la la la la ♪ 267 00:11:41,459 --> 00:11:45,325 ♪ So might as well just la la la la la ♪ 268 00:11:45,394 --> 00:11:48,777 ♪ We just want to la la la la la ♪ 269 00:11:48,846 --> 00:11:52,573 ♪ All day long ♪ 270 00:11:52,642 --> 00:11:56,612 ♪ Everybody loves this, everybody does this ♪ 271 00:11:56,681 --> 00:11:59,891 ♪ I'm just gonna do it too ♪ 272 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:03,308 ♪ We don't need a new song, we already got one ♪ 273 00:12:03,377 --> 00:12:09,107 ♪ I'm just gonna give you what everybody wants ♪ 274 00:12:09,176 --> 00:12:12,904 ♪ What everybody wants ♪ 275 00:12:12,973 --> 00:12:16,321 ♪ What everybody wants ♪ 276 00:12:16,390 --> 00:12:19,393 ♪ What everybody wants ♪ 277 00:12:19,462 --> 00:12:22,017 ♪ Guess I want it too ♪ 278 00:12:23,915 --> 00:12:25,641 [device beeps] 279 00:12:27,332 --> 00:12:30,888 Now that's a song the whole world will love. 280 00:12:30,957 --> 00:12:32,717 Upload, and... 281 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,305 Submit! 282 00:12:36,169 --> 00:12:37,964 Fingers crossed, Mick! 283 00:12:38,033 --> 00:12:40,587 Maybe someday I'll be opening for you. 284 00:12:42,865 --> 00:12:43,797 [screams] 285 00:12:43,866 --> 00:12:45,557 I'm in, I'm in, I'm in! 286 00:12:45,626 --> 00:12:46,869 - In what, in what, in what? 287 00:12:46,938 --> 00:12:49,285 - "America's Next Hitmaker"! 288 00:12:49,354 --> 00:12:52,910 I just got an email saying my song made it to the top five! 289 00:12:52,979 --> 00:12:54,566 [all cheering] 290 00:12:54,635 --> 00:12:55,844 - We knew you could do it! 291 00:12:55,913 --> 00:12:56,845 - Is it the song you've been playing 292 00:12:56,914 --> 00:12:58,363 for the last couple of days? 293 00:12:58,432 --> 00:13:01,125 [together] ♪ Play it loud, play it loud ♪ 294 00:13:01,194 --> 00:13:04,024 ♪ I got no time for turning it down ♪ 295 00:13:04,093 --> 00:13:05,957 - Actually, I submitted a different one. 296 00:13:06,026 --> 00:13:07,441 I really want to win this contest, 297 00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:09,858 so I needed a song the whole world would dig. 298 00:13:09,927 --> 00:13:11,376 - Well, looks like you nailed it! 299 00:13:11,445 --> 00:13:13,827 - [grunts] - Way to dominate! 300 00:13:13,896 --> 00:13:14,828 - Thanks, dude. 301 00:13:14,897 --> 00:13:16,071 But watch the diaphragm. 302 00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:17,693 I still got to sing. 303 00:13:22,042 --> 00:13:24,148 Whoa! 304 00:13:25,494 --> 00:13:27,737 Rad! 305 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,705 - [clears throat] - Excuse me. 306 00:13:29,774 --> 00:13:31,638 I think you might be in the wrong theater. 307 00:13:31,707 --> 00:13:34,020 The auditions for "So You Think You Can Head Bang" 308 00:13:34,089 --> 00:13:35,504 are down the street. 309 00:13:35,573 --> 00:13:39,197 - No, dudes. I'm here for "America's Next Hitmaker." 310 00:13:39,266 --> 00:13:42,028 I'm Luna Loud, one of the finalists. 311 00:13:42,097 --> 00:13:45,169 ♪ All we know is la la la la la ♪ 312 00:13:45,238 --> 00:13:46,653 - Ooh! Love it! 313 00:13:46,722 --> 00:13:49,518 But you're not exactly what we expected. 314 00:13:49,587 --> 00:13:52,314 - Yeah, your look is interesting, 315 00:13:52,383 --> 00:13:54,592 but it doesn't really fit with your song. 316 00:13:54,661 --> 00:13:56,732 - Oh, I-I was just trying to write something 317 00:13:56,801 --> 00:13:58,216 the whole world would love. 318 00:13:58,285 --> 00:14:01,633 - Great attitude. That's what this is all about. 319 00:14:01,702 --> 00:14:03,635 - So now that you've got the song covered, 320 00:14:03,704 --> 00:14:06,811 let's make you into a girl the whole world will love. 321 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,813 - Uh... - Nothing crazy. 322 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,332 Just a couple little tweaks. 323 00:14:10,401 --> 00:14:12,161 Sometimes in the music biz, 324 00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:14,474 you got to play the game to get the fame. 325 00:14:14,543 --> 00:14:16,959 - You do want the fame, don't you? 326 00:14:17,028 --> 00:14:20,411 - Well, sure. - Then trust us! 327 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:23,172 ♪ We've got a lot of work to do and not a lot of time ♪ 328 00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:24,415 - ♪ Don't worry, dear, just sign right here ♪ 329 00:14:24,484 --> 00:14:25,934 ♪ Don't read between the lines ♪ 330 00:14:26,003 --> 00:14:27,659 - ♪ That's not supposed to fit that way ♪ 331 00:14:27,728 --> 00:14:29,247 - ♪ Your hair, your boots, your clothes, oy vey! ♪ 332 00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:31,560 both: ♪ We know what to do ♪ 333 00:14:31,629 --> 00:14:33,148 ♪ We'll just fix a thing or two ♪ 334 00:14:33,217 --> 00:14:34,666 ♪ Or three or four or five ♪ 335 00:14:34,735 --> 00:14:37,462 ♪ We love you, you're Luna, now change ♪ 336 00:14:37,531 --> 00:14:40,396 ♪ You're destined for fortune and fame ♪ 337 00:14:40,465 --> 00:14:43,158 ♪ There's so much room for improvement ♪ 338 00:14:43,227 --> 00:14:46,126 ♪ We love you, you're Luna, now change ♪ 339 00:14:46,195 --> 00:14:49,578 ♪ And we know it might feel wrong ♪ 340 00:14:49,647 --> 00:14:54,134 ♪ But if you just play along ♪ 341 00:14:54,203 --> 00:14:57,655 - ♪ Everybody's going to ♪ 342 00:14:57,724 --> 00:15:03,178 both: ♪ Love what you've turned into ♪ 343 00:15:03,247 --> 00:15:06,284 ♪ We love you, you're Luna, now change ♪ 344 00:15:06,353 --> 00:15:08,942 ♪ It's all how you play the game ♪ 345 00:15:09,011 --> 00:15:11,600 ♪ All big stars could use improvement ♪ 346 00:15:11,669 --> 00:15:13,188 ♪ We love you, you're perfect ♪ 347 00:15:13,257 --> 00:15:14,534 ♪ We love you, you're worth it! ♪ 348 00:15:14,603 --> 00:15:16,467 ♪ We love you, you're Luna ♪ 349 00:15:16,536 --> 00:15:18,365 ♪ Now change! ♪ 350 00:15:22,266 --> 00:15:24,993 - Hey, Lola. - Dude. It's me, Luna. 351 00:15:25,062 --> 00:15:26,304 [all gasp] 352 00:15:26,373 --> 00:15:28,479 - Learn to take a compliment, sweetie. 353 00:15:28,548 --> 00:15:31,068 - Luna, what happened to you? - Nothing. 354 00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:33,208 The producers just made a few tweaks. 355 00:15:33,277 --> 00:15:35,382 [sneezes] - A few tweaks? 356 00:15:35,451 --> 00:15:37,453 You are literally unrecognizable. 357 00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:39,421 - [scoffs] Give me a break, dude. 358 00:15:39,490 --> 00:15:41,319 - Oh, hi. Rita Loud. 359 00:15:41,388 --> 00:15:43,080 You must be one of Lori's friends. 360 00:15:43,149 --> 00:15:45,013 - Mom! It's Luna! 361 00:15:45,082 --> 00:15:46,980 [both gasp] - Chill, guys! 362 00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:48,740 Sometimes in the music industry, 363 00:15:48,809 --> 00:15:52,192 you got to play the game to get the fame. 364 00:15:56,058 --> 00:15:57,887 They just don't get it, Mick. 365 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,270 - Don't worry, love. I do. 366 00:16:01,339 --> 00:16:02,409 This is a tough business. 367 00:16:02,478 --> 00:16:04,480 Only one in a million makes it. 368 00:16:04,549 --> 00:16:06,275 You got to do what you got to do. 369 00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:09,106 Besides, it's not like you're selling your soul. 370 00:16:09,175 --> 00:16:11,246 - Right? That's what I'm saying! 371 00:16:11,315 --> 00:16:14,835 - You're still you. You're still Luna Loud. 372 00:16:17,045 --> 00:16:19,081 - Sorry, you're no longer Luna Loud. 373 00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:20,393 - Excuse me, brah? 374 00:16:20,462 --> 00:16:21,842 - We did some pre-show testing, 375 00:16:21,911 --> 00:16:23,292 and the name Luna Loud 376 00:16:23,361 --> 00:16:27,193 just doesn't say "girl the whole world loves." 377 00:16:27,262 --> 00:16:29,574 - But your new one does! 378 00:16:31,162 --> 00:16:32,336 - Lulu? 379 00:16:32,405 --> 00:16:34,131 - Yep! Just Lulu! 380 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,615 Isn't it fabulous? 381 00:16:35,684 --> 00:16:37,306 - This doesn't even have strings! 382 00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:38,859 How am I supposed to play it? 383 00:16:38,928 --> 00:16:40,723 - Oh, honey, you don't need to play! 384 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,933 Or sing. You just have to lip-synch. 385 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,936 - Almost showtime! Break a leg, Lulu! 386 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,731 - What? 387 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,563 [soft music] 388 00:16:52,632 --> 00:16:55,842 ♪ Who is that in the mirror? ♪ 389 00:16:55,911 --> 00:16:59,018 ♪ Looking back, I don't know her ♪ 390 00:16:59,087 --> 00:17:05,645 ♪ But she reminds me of someone I knew ♪ 391 00:17:05,714 --> 00:17:09,338 ♪ Someone real, with imperfections ♪ 392 00:17:09,407 --> 00:17:12,514 ♪ I can't deal, no direction ♪ 393 00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:18,899 ♪ Lost the map, where it was leading me to ♪ 394 00:17:18,968 --> 00:17:25,458 ♪ But maybe I was standing there all along ♪ 395 00:17:25,527 --> 00:17:28,944 ♪ What have I done? Is it too late? ♪ 396 00:17:29,013 --> 00:17:32,672 ♪ Trying to be someone I'm not, now I'm someone I hate ♪ 397 00:17:32,741 --> 00:17:35,640 ♪ For a moment in the spotlight ♪ 398 00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:38,919 ♪ Then it's gone ♪ 399 00:17:38,988 --> 00:17:42,233 ♪ What have I done? What price have I paid? ♪ 400 00:17:42,302 --> 00:17:45,926 ♪ It ain't worth it no more, it's material made ♪ 401 00:17:45,995 --> 00:17:52,416 ♪ I just want to be right back where I belong ♪ 402 00:17:52,485 --> 00:17:55,557 ♪ What have I done? ♪ 403 00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:59,250 ♪ What have I done? ♪ 404 00:17:59,319 --> 00:18:02,460 ♪ Every note rearranged ♪ 405 00:18:02,529 --> 00:18:05,429 ♪ Every word is someone else's ♪ 406 00:18:05,498 --> 00:18:12,194 ♪ Till I'm left with the ghost of a girl ♪ 407 00:18:12,263 --> 00:18:15,473 ♪ I gave in and I regret it ♪ 408 00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:18,649 ♪ Gave too much but now I get it ♪ 409 00:18:18,718 --> 00:18:25,104 ♪ Changed myself and lost my way to change the world ♪ 410 00:18:25,173 --> 00:18:31,765 ♪ Maybe I can still rewrite that song ♪ 411 00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:35,079 ♪ What have I done? Is it too late? ♪ 412 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:38,807 ♪ Trying to be someone I'm not, no, I won't be replaced ♪ 413 00:18:38,876 --> 00:18:41,913 ♪ With a moment in the spotlight ♪ 414 00:18:41,982 --> 00:18:45,089 ♪ Till it's gone ♪ 415 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:48,368 ♪ What have I done? What price have I paid? ♪ 416 00:18:48,437 --> 00:18:52,061 ♪ No, it's not worth it no more, it's material made ♪ 417 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:58,275 ♪ I just want to be right back where I belong ♪ 418 00:18:58,344 --> 00:19:01,657 ♪ What have I done? ♪ 419 00:19:01,726 --> 00:19:05,109 ♪ What have I done? ♪ 420 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:08,077 ♪ What have I done? ♪ 421 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,564 ♪ What have I done? ♪ 422 00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:15,257 - And then we'll fire the glitter cannons. 423 00:19:15,326 --> 00:19:17,156 - Focus groups loved the glitter cannons. 424 00:19:17,225 --> 00:19:18,743 - Um, Doug, Michelle, 425 00:19:18,812 --> 00:19:20,055 I've been doing some thinking. 426 00:19:20,124 --> 00:19:22,230 What if we made a few more tweaks? 427 00:19:22,299 --> 00:19:23,886 - What do you have in mind? 428 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:26,786 - Well, how about if I actually perform the song? 429 00:19:26,855 --> 00:19:28,684 And I do it in my regular clothes. 430 00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:30,341 And I keep my name. 431 00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:32,930 - Sweetie, those are a bit more than tweaks. 432 00:19:32,999 --> 00:19:34,828 - I know, but-- - Let me break it down for you. 433 00:19:34,897 --> 00:19:37,486 You go on as Lulu, or you don't go on at all. 434 00:19:37,555 --> 00:19:38,936 Are we clear? 435 00:19:40,282 --> 00:19:41,490 - [sighs] 436 00:19:41,559 --> 00:19:43,699 [crowd cheering] 437 00:19:43,768 --> 00:19:47,220 - Our next contestant hails from Royal Woods, Michigan. 438 00:19:47,289 --> 00:19:49,464 - Whoo! It's Luna! 439 00:19:49,533 --> 00:19:52,570 - Please give a warm welcome to Lulu! 440 00:19:52,639 --> 00:19:54,262 [cheers and applause] 441 00:19:54,331 --> 00:19:55,504 - Lulu? - What? 442 00:19:55,573 --> 00:19:57,057 I'm so embarrassed. 443 00:19:57,126 --> 00:20:00,129 I've been calling her Luna all these years! 444 00:20:08,862 --> 00:20:11,417 - Sorry, I've made a huge mistake. 445 00:20:11,486 --> 00:20:13,936 This isn't me. I'm not Lulu. 446 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,042 I am Luna Loud! 447 00:20:16,111 --> 00:20:17,043 [crowd gasps] 448 00:20:17,112 --> 00:20:18,424 - Mine! 449 00:20:18,493 --> 00:20:21,427 [rock music] 450 00:20:21,496 --> 00:20:24,395 ♪ ♪ 451 00:20:24,464 --> 00:20:29,262 - ♪ Rock 'n' roll is running through my veins ♪ 452 00:20:29,331 --> 00:20:30,298 - ♪ Hey! Hey! ♪ 453 00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:31,437 - ♪ Electric soul ♪ 454 00:20:31,506 --> 00:20:34,405 ♪ Like wires to my brain ♪ 455 00:20:34,474 --> 00:20:35,993 - ♪ Hey! Hey! ♪ 456 00:20:36,062 --> 00:20:38,513 - ♪ I can't be wrong, don't need direction ♪ 457 00:20:38,582 --> 00:20:40,584 ♪ I can find my way ♪ 458 00:20:40,653 --> 00:20:42,931 ♪ Play it loud, play it loud ♪ 459 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,968 ♪ I got no time for turning it down ♪ 460 00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:48,971 ♪ Play it loud, play it proud ♪ 461 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,663 ♪ I live it, I breathe it ♪ 462 00:20:50,732 --> 00:20:52,492 ♪ Don't tell me I don't need it now ♪ 463 00:20:52,561 --> 00:20:53,907 ♪ Play it loud ♪ 464 00:20:53,976 --> 00:20:56,945 ♪ Sorry I'm not sorry for being proud ♪ 465 00:20:57,014 --> 00:21:01,052 ♪ Play it loud, turn it up until your speakers blow out ♪ 466 00:21:01,121 --> 00:21:02,606 - You're disqualified! 467 00:21:02,675 --> 00:21:04,297 - ♪ Hey! ♪ 468 00:21:04,366 --> 00:21:05,885 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪ 469 00:21:05,954 --> 00:21:09,268 - ♪ First things first, I ain't no second place ♪ 470 00:21:11,339 --> 00:21:15,101 ♪ Rules are meant for bending till they break ♪ 471 00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:16,827 ♪ ♪ 472 00:21:16,896 --> 00:21:19,657 ♪ Right or wrong, with no exceptions ♪ 473 00:21:19,726 --> 00:21:21,763 ♪ Rocking out my way ♪ 474 00:21:21,832 --> 00:21:24,248 ♪ Play it loud, play it loud ♪ 475 00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:27,355 ♪ I got no time for turning it down ♪ 476 00:21:27,424 --> 00:21:30,358 ♪ Play it loud, play it proud ♪ 477 00:21:30,427 --> 00:21:31,807 ♪ I live it, I breathe it ♪ 478 00:21:31,876 --> 00:21:33,671 ♪ Don't tell me I don't need it now ♪ 479 00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:35,086 ♪ Play it loud ♪ 480 00:21:35,155 --> 00:21:37,710 ♪ Sorry I'm not sorry for being proud ♪ 481 00:21:37,779 --> 00:21:39,298 ♪ Play it loud ♪ 482 00:21:39,367 --> 00:21:42,646 ♪ Turn it up until your speakers blow out ♪ 483 00:21:42,715 --> 00:21:45,096 ♪ Until your speakers blow out ♪ 484 00:21:45,165 --> 00:21:48,824 ♪ Until your speakers blow out! ♪ 485 00:21:48,893 --> 00:21:50,930 [cheers and applause] 486 00:21:50,999 --> 00:21:53,070 - Do you know what you've just given up? 487 00:21:53,139 --> 00:21:55,762 - Yeah, but I know what I'm keeping. 488 00:21:55,831 --> 00:21:58,213 The real Luna Loud! 489 00:21:58,282 --> 00:22:00,526 [cheers and applause] 490 00:22:03,149 --> 00:22:04,702 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 491 00:22:04,771 --> 00:22:06,463 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 492 00:22:06,532 --> 00:22:08,534 ♪ In the Loud house ♪ - ♪ Loud house ♪ 493 00:22:08,603 --> 00:22:11,571 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 494 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:15,541 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 495 00:22:15,610 --> 00:22:17,094 - ♪ Loud house ♪ 496 00:22:17,163 --> 00:22:18,854 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 497 00:22:18,923 --> 00:22:20,131 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 498 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,547 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪ 499 00:22:21,616 --> 00:22:22,789 ♪ Never any privacy ♪ 500 00:22:22,858 --> 00:22:24,929 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪ 501 00:22:24,998 --> 00:22:27,415 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 502 00:22:27,484 --> 00:22:28,968 ♪ In the Loud house ♪