1 00:00:02,726 --> 00:00:04,487 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:04,556 --> 00:00:06,213 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:06,282 --> 00:00:07,766 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:07,835 --> 00:00:09,526 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪ 5 00:00:09,595 --> 00:00:11,425 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:11,494 --> 00:00:13,703 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:13,772 --> 00:00:15,118 - ♪ In the Loud house ♪ 8 00:00:15,187 --> 00:00:16,775 ♪ In the Loud house ♪ 9 00:00:16,844 --> 00:00:18,294 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:18,363 --> 00:00:20,089 ♪ Is how we show our love ♪ 11 00:00:20,158 --> 00:00:21,607 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:21,676 --> 00:00:23,368 - ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪ 13 00:00:23,437 --> 00:00:24,610 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:24,679 --> 00:00:27,924 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud ♪ 15 00:00:27,993 --> 00:00:28,925 ♪ Loud house ♪ 16 00:00:28,994 --> 00:00:30,202 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:32,756 --> 00:00:33,826 [lively music] 18 00:00:33,895 --> 00:00:41,110 ♪ ♪ 19 00:00:43,733 --> 00:00:45,804 - Hey, there, happy holidays to you. 20 00:00:45,873 --> 00:00:47,495 Make yourselves comfy, 21 00:00:47,564 --> 00:00:50,395 'cause Old Flip's got a Thanksgiving tale to tell ya. 22 00:00:50,464 --> 00:00:52,190 [slurps] Ah. 23 00:00:52,259 --> 00:00:54,675 'Twas the day before Thanksgiving 24 00:00:54,744 --> 00:00:57,505 and the Loud and Casagrande families 25 00:00:57,574 --> 00:00:59,956 were getting ready for the big shebang. 26 00:01:00,025 --> 00:01:03,408 - OMG, Boo Boo Bear, I am so excited for Turkey Day. 27 00:01:03,477 --> 00:01:06,204 - Me too. We haven't spent it with the Casagrandes 28 00:01:06,273 --> 00:01:08,620 in like five years. When we lived in Royal Woods, 29 00:01:08,689 --> 00:01:11,071 Mom always had to work the Thanksgiving shift 30 00:01:11,140 --> 00:01:12,934 at the hospital. 31 00:01:13,003 --> 00:01:14,453 [spooky music] 32 00:01:14,522 --> 00:01:16,386 both: Ah! - [moans] 33 00:01:16,455 --> 00:01:18,250 - Oh, this is just cranberry sauce. 34 00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:19,700 I tripped on the way over. 35 00:01:19,769 --> 00:01:21,011 - It wasn't great, 36 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,635 but I was always up to date on my booster shots. 37 00:01:23,704 --> 00:01:27,225 - [laughs] Hey, Bobby, check out all the cool stuff 38 00:01:27,294 --> 00:01:29,261 my family's doing for Thanksgiving. 39 00:01:29,330 --> 00:01:30,745 [eyes squeak] 40 00:01:30,814 --> 00:01:32,954 - Hey, Lynn. - What's up, Bobby? 41 00:01:33,023 --> 00:01:34,335 - Digging the new look. 42 00:01:34,404 --> 00:01:36,061 - [chuckles] These are not for fashion. 43 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:37,511 They are my pee pants. 44 00:01:37,580 --> 00:01:39,720 This way I don't have to miss any of the meal 45 00:01:39,789 --> 00:01:42,585 or the football game by running to the bathroom like a chump. 46 00:01:42,654 --> 00:01:43,689 Test run. 47 00:01:43,758 --> 00:01:46,278 - Is she gonna pee her pants? 48 00:01:46,347 --> 00:01:48,936 - Aw. [pants slap] 49 00:01:49,005 --> 00:01:51,283 Mm. Noice. 50 00:01:51,352 --> 00:01:52,664 Dry as a bone. 51 00:01:52,733 --> 00:01:54,562 - So much for my chicken stock. 52 00:01:54,631 --> 00:01:56,495 - How's the turkey coming, Dad? - Hah. 53 00:01:56,564 --> 00:01:58,532 Turkey's are for amateurs, Lori-lou. 54 00:01:58,601 --> 00:02:00,534 I'm making a tur-goose-on.A pigeon 55 00:02:00,603 --> 00:02:02,708 stuffed inside a goose, stuffed inside a turkey. 56 00:02:02,777 --> 00:02:05,711 Three times the bird, three times the deliciousness. 57 00:02:05,780 --> 00:02:08,852 - Ooh. - [squawks] Triple homicide. 58 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:12,442 - Ooh, mashed potatoes. both: Scram! 59 00:02:12,511 --> 00:02:15,721 - Nice try, sister, but as officers of the Fest Force, 60 00:02:15,790 --> 00:02:18,310 it's our job to protect this food till tomorrow. 61 00:02:18,379 --> 00:02:21,624 - I was just-- - We said scram! 62 00:02:21,693 --> 00:02:24,040 - Where were you two when Lynn took my chicken stock? 63 00:02:24,109 --> 00:02:25,524 both: [growling] 64 00:02:25,593 --> 00:02:28,009 - Babe, we got a lot cooking on our end too. 65 00:02:28,078 --> 00:02:29,701 - Oh, show me. 66 00:02:29,770 --> 00:02:32,738 - Oh, I wish you could smell Abuela's famous tamales. 67 00:02:32,807 --> 00:02:34,568 [sniffs] Ow. 68 00:02:34,637 --> 00:02:38,848 - No, Roberto, there are only enough tamales for dinner. 69 00:02:38,917 --> 00:02:40,470 [horns blare] 70 00:02:40,539 --> 00:02:42,196 - Ah. 71 00:02:42,265 --> 00:02:43,542 Abuela doesn't need guards. 72 00:02:43,611 --> 00:02:46,027 She's her own one-woman Feast Force. 73 00:02:46,096 --> 00:02:47,374 - [chuckles] 74 00:02:47,443 --> 00:02:48,754 - Here's your pass-out pillow,Lincoln. 75 00:02:48,823 --> 00:02:51,032 - Oh, every year Lincoln eats so much turkey 76 00:02:51,101 --> 00:02:53,380 he falls asleep at the table and misses dessert. 77 00:02:53,449 --> 00:02:55,175 - But not this year. I've got a plan. 78 00:02:55,244 --> 00:02:56,762 If I start to feel sleepy, 79 00:02:56,831 --> 00:02:58,799 I'll just dip my head in this bucket of ice water, 80 00:02:58,868 --> 00:03:03,044 like so. Ah! I need a new plan. 81 00:03:03,113 --> 00:03:06,600 - Carlos, put the book down. I need to see your eyes. 82 00:03:06,669 --> 00:03:08,049 - [groans] 83 00:03:08,118 --> 00:03:10,569 - Tia Frida paints a family portrait every year, 84 00:03:10,638 --> 00:03:13,262 and this year's theme is "emotionally raw vegetables." 85 00:03:13,331 --> 00:03:14,918 Huh? - How's the fit? 86 00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:17,680 - Uh, a little tight. - I can make some alterations. 87 00:03:17,749 --> 00:03:19,026 - Ah. 88 00:03:19,095 --> 00:03:20,441 - Ooh, is someone playing guitar? 89 00:03:20,510 --> 00:03:22,063 - That's Abuelo. 90 00:03:22,132 --> 00:03:25,066 He serenades the family every year at Thanksgiving. 91 00:03:25,135 --> 00:03:26,516 - Let me just tune my guitar. 92 00:03:26,585 --> 00:03:28,208 Sergio, give me a G. 93 00:03:28,277 --> 00:03:30,486 - [squawks] G. 94 00:03:30,555 --> 00:03:32,315 [string springs] 95 00:03:34,352 --> 00:03:37,182 - The Mercado does a canned food drive every year. 96 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:41,497 - I call it "Yes, we can." - Very clever, CJ. 97 00:03:41,566 --> 00:03:44,085 - And now that I'm joining him, we're gonna double 98 00:03:44,154 --> 00:03:45,639 last year's donations. 99 00:03:45,708 --> 00:03:48,918 CJ, look, it's Mr. Park. He hasn't donated yet. 100 00:03:48,987 --> 00:03:50,609 - Get him. 101 00:03:50,678 --> 00:03:54,095 - Wait, come back, GravyBot. 102 00:03:54,164 --> 00:03:56,028 - Gravy? - Excuse you? 103 00:03:56,097 --> 00:03:57,513 [gravy squirts] Ah. 104 00:03:57,582 --> 00:03:58,893 - Apologies, first-born sibling. 105 00:03:58,962 --> 00:04:01,033 Just doing a test run with GravyBot, 106 00:04:01,102 --> 00:04:04,002 the robot I built to ensure equal gravy distribution. 107 00:04:04,071 --> 00:04:07,833 I'll send in Clean-Up-Bot. - No. No more bots. 108 00:04:07,902 --> 00:04:10,526 I got it. 109 00:04:10,595 --> 00:04:12,286 - Your Thanksgiving looks awesome, babe. 110 00:04:12,355 --> 00:04:13,943 - So does yours.[sighs] 111 00:04:14,012 --> 00:04:15,427 I just wish we could spend it together. 112 00:04:15,496 --> 00:04:16,911 - Me too. 113 00:04:16,980 --> 00:04:18,706 - This ought to keep me awake till dessert. 114 00:04:18,775 --> 00:04:21,053 - Wait, why can't we be together? 115 00:04:21,122 --> 00:04:22,641 What if I came to the city 116 00:04:22,710 --> 00:04:23,849 to spend Thanksgiving with your fam? 117 00:04:23,918 --> 00:04:25,437 - [gasps] 118 00:04:25,506 --> 00:04:28,509 - Or I could come to Royal Woods to be with your family. 119 00:04:28,578 --> 00:04:31,236 - What? - Both sound great. 120 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:33,134 You decide. - Aw, babe. 121 00:04:33,203 --> 00:04:34,550 I can't do decisions. 122 00:04:34,619 --> 00:04:36,448 You know how I get in restaurants when they ask, 123 00:04:36,517 --> 00:04:37,449 "Booth or table?" 124 00:04:37,518 --> 00:04:39,002 [cans rattle, clank] 125 00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:40,659 Uh-oh, I'll call you back tonight. 126 00:04:40,728 --> 00:04:42,489 I think something fell in the bleach-cat food- 127 00:04:42,558 --> 00:04:43,973 guitar strings aisle. 128 00:04:44,042 --> 00:04:45,940 all: They're thinking of doing what? 129 00:04:46,009 --> 00:04:48,978 - No one in our family has ever missed a Thanksgiving. 130 00:04:49,047 --> 00:04:50,773 - But we're all finally together. 131 00:04:50,842 --> 00:04:52,982 - What if Bobby likes it so much at the Louds 132 00:04:53,051 --> 00:04:55,881 that he wants to spend Christmas there too? 133 00:04:55,950 --> 00:04:57,607 - First it's Thanksgiving, next thing you know, 134 00:04:57,676 --> 00:04:59,229 we lose her for every holiday. 135 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,197 - Guys, we still have time. 136 00:05:01,266 --> 00:05:02,785 They haven't decided where to go. 137 00:05:02,854 --> 00:05:05,512 - Maybe if we can show Bobby how much he'd be missed-- 138 00:05:05,581 --> 00:05:07,030 - He won't wanna leave. 139 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:09,205 - Maybe we can convince Lori that leaving 140 00:05:09,274 --> 00:05:10,965 would be a grave mistake. 141 00:05:11,034 --> 00:05:13,382 all: Let's do this. 142 00:05:13,451 --> 00:05:15,487 [door knocks] 143 00:05:15,556 --> 00:05:16,557 [door creaks] 144 00:05:16,626 --> 00:05:19,146 - Hmm, meet in the kitchen? 145 00:05:19,215 --> 00:05:20,768 [playful music] 146 00:05:20,837 --> 00:05:23,184 - You got our note. 147 00:05:23,253 --> 00:05:25,877 - Still hungry? 148 00:05:25,946 --> 00:05:27,637 [chains clank] 149 00:05:27,706 --> 00:05:29,605 - Ooh. - Go ahead. 150 00:05:29,674 --> 00:05:31,779 Have a little taste. We won't say anything. 151 00:05:31,848 --> 00:05:33,747 - Wait a minute, is this a trap? 152 00:05:33,816 --> 00:05:36,508 This seems like a trap. - No way. 153 00:05:36,577 --> 00:05:39,684 We would never trap our favorite sister. 154 00:05:39,753 --> 00:05:42,134 Oldest and most important. 155 00:05:42,203 --> 00:05:45,862 - Yeah, I literally am. 156 00:05:45,931 --> 00:05:49,003 - Lori, there you are. Come here for a sec. 157 00:05:49,072 --> 00:05:50,971 ♪ ♪ 158 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:52,904 I was just doing the costume fittings 159 00:05:52,973 --> 00:05:54,768 for our turkey-pardoning skit. 160 00:05:54,837 --> 00:05:57,184 Quick, bring Judge Lori her robe. 161 00:05:57,253 --> 00:05:59,876 - Here you go, Your Honor. 162 00:05:59,945 --> 00:06:02,431 - And here's our new turkey. 163 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:03,570 Aren't you excited, Lily? 164 00:06:03,639 --> 00:06:05,157 We've all been pardoned by Lori, 165 00:06:05,226 --> 00:06:06,711 and now it's your turn. 166 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:09,161 - [babbling, gobbling] 167 00:06:09,230 --> 00:06:10,680 - Aw. 168 00:06:10,749 --> 00:06:12,510 - Can you dudes imagine a Thanksgiving skit 169 00:06:12,579 --> 00:06:15,996 without our rad judge? I sure can't. 170 00:06:16,065 --> 00:06:19,102 - Me neither. She's our MVP. 171 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:21,691 - Why are you guys acting so weird? 172 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:24,556 - Us? Weird? What? 173 00:06:24,625 --> 00:06:27,248 - Oh, Lori. 174 00:06:27,317 --> 00:06:30,666 I was just hanging all the hand turkeys you kids have 175 00:06:30,735 --> 00:06:33,254 made over the years and I came across the one 176 00:06:33,323 --> 00:06:35,705 that started it all. 177 00:06:35,774 --> 00:06:39,571 - Aw, my kindergarten turkey. - Look at that. 178 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:42,781 All 11 of my turkeys up there together. 179 00:06:42,850 --> 00:06:46,475 One big, happy family, the way it's always been, 180 00:06:46,544 --> 00:06:49,374 and hopefully always will be. [fingers cracking] 181 00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:52,653 - Mom, you're hurting my hand. 182 00:06:52,722 --> 00:06:55,311 ♪ ♪ 183 00:06:55,380 --> 00:06:57,555 - [sniffing] 184 00:06:57,624 --> 00:07:01,248 - Roberto, I didn't know you were home. 185 00:07:01,317 --> 00:07:04,631 - Do I smell--[sniffing] - My buñuelos? 186 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:06,426 Why, yes. 187 00:07:06,495 --> 00:07:08,600 - They're my all-time favorite. 188 00:07:08,669 --> 00:07:11,534 - They are? Huh, I didn't remember. 189 00:07:11,603 --> 00:07:14,019 Please, have one. 190 00:07:14,088 --> 00:07:16,021 - Wait, didn't you tell me before 191 00:07:16,090 --> 00:07:17,816 I wasn't allowed to taste anything? 192 00:07:17,885 --> 00:07:21,855 - Nonsense. I never said that. It's been five long years 193 00:07:21,924 --> 00:07:23,753 since I've had the chance 194 00:07:23,822 --> 00:07:25,962 to cook a Thanksgiving meal for you. 195 00:07:26,031 --> 00:07:30,588 [sobs] You can have whatever you want. 196 00:07:30,657 --> 00:07:33,591 - [munching] Mmm, mmm. 197 00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:35,144 - Here, have some more. 198 00:07:35,213 --> 00:07:36,766 - You made pozole too? 199 00:07:36,835 --> 00:07:40,287 Another one of my faves. - Shh, shh, keep eating. 200 00:07:40,356 --> 00:07:41,737 - Mmm. 201 00:07:41,806 --> 00:07:43,393 - Hey, Bobby, come join us. 202 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,568 We were just making our traditional paper chain 203 00:07:45,637 --> 00:07:48,606 of all the things we're thankful for. 204 00:07:48,675 --> 00:07:51,263 - I already wrote mine. "I'm so glad the Santiagos 205 00:07:51,332 --> 00:07:54,059 "are back with us this year, all three of them." 206 00:07:54,128 --> 00:07:57,269 - See, big brother? Everyone's so happy 207 00:07:57,338 --> 00:07:58,408 that we're together again. 208 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,134 - And hopefully will be forever. 209 00:08:00,203 --> 00:08:01,170 [menacing music] 210 00:08:01,239 --> 00:08:04,311 - Guys, you're hurting my arms. 211 00:08:04,380 --> 00:08:07,487 - Hey, Lori, I'm workshopping this year's Thanksgiving poem. 212 00:08:07,556 --> 00:08:08,971 Can I get your opinion? 213 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:12,146 I call it "Ode to an Empty Chair." 214 00:08:12,215 --> 00:08:14,666 [clears throat] Appetizers have been vanquished, 215 00:08:14,735 --> 00:08:18,014 the meal has come to pass, dessert is on the horizon, 216 00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:20,948 yet this space remains so vast. 217 00:08:21,017 --> 00:08:25,090 Where once sat a warm body, now there is only cold wood. 218 00:08:25,159 --> 00:08:26,436 [knocks wood] 219 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,715 All that remains is a lock of blonde hair, 220 00:08:28,784 --> 00:08:31,752 a reminder of what was once good. 221 00:08:31,821 --> 00:08:33,064 [turkey gobbles] 222 00:08:33,133 --> 00:08:36,895 - Ah, Lucy. 223 00:08:36,964 --> 00:08:39,380 - So, what do you think? - [grunts] 224 00:08:39,449 --> 00:08:41,244 Okay, that's it. 225 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:44,006 - I just heard the most horrible thing. 226 00:08:44,075 --> 00:08:47,872 Saul from Saul's Sandwich Shop heard from Street Meat Malik 227 00:08:47,941 --> 00:08:51,427 that Vito Filliponio's son is spending Thanksgiving 228 00:08:51,496 --> 00:08:53,325 at his friend's house. 229 00:08:53,394 --> 00:08:54,948 [dramatic musical flourish] both: [gasp] 230 00:08:55,017 --> 00:08:58,572 - Can you imagine the pain he's causing his family? 231 00:08:58,641 --> 00:09:01,023 What a sin? - Okay, that's it. 232 00:09:01,092 --> 00:09:03,991 both: Family meeting. 233 00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:06,235 - I literally know you guys are up to something. 234 00:09:06,304 --> 00:09:08,996 Out with it. - And be honest with me. 235 00:09:10,895 --> 00:09:13,035 - [groans] - Fine. 236 00:09:13,104 --> 00:09:14,554 We know that you might go to the Casagrandes 237 00:09:14,623 --> 00:09:15,831 for Thanksgiving. - [gasps] 238 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:17,142 You've been eavesdropping on me? 239 00:09:17,211 --> 00:09:18,730 - Lincoln did it. - Dad. 240 00:09:18,799 --> 00:09:20,421 - What? She forced it out of me, son. 241 00:09:20,490 --> 00:09:24,425 - Look, honey, Thanksgiving means so much to our family. 242 00:09:24,494 --> 00:09:27,636 - Thanksgiving means so much to our family. 243 00:09:27,705 --> 00:09:31,191 - The thought of our first-born not spending it with us-- 244 00:09:31,260 --> 00:09:33,676 I don't wanna get too emotional, but-- 245 00:09:33,745 --> 00:09:37,197 - [thump, sobbing] Please don't go. 246 00:09:37,266 --> 00:09:38,267 - Aw. 247 00:09:38,336 --> 00:09:40,096 - You were gone for so many years, 248 00:09:40,165 --> 00:09:41,857 and now that you're back with us-- 249 00:09:41,926 --> 00:09:44,445 I'm an old man, Bobby. [coughs] 250 00:09:44,514 --> 00:09:47,379 I don't know how much time we have left together. 251 00:09:47,448 --> 00:09:49,589 - [sniffles] Ah. 252 00:09:49,658 --> 00:09:52,626 - Boo Boo Bear. I have something to tell you. 253 00:09:52,695 --> 00:09:54,801 - I have something to, uh, tell you too. 254 00:09:54,870 --> 00:09:56,181 both: You first. 255 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:57,873 I can't leave my family for Thanksgiving. 256 00:09:57,942 --> 00:10:01,255 - Ah, babe, what are we gonna do? 257 00:10:01,324 --> 00:10:03,741 - What if, just for this one year, 258 00:10:03,810 --> 00:10:05,466 we all have Thanksgiving together? 259 00:10:05,535 --> 00:10:08,262 - That's a great idea. Our families haven't met. 260 00:10:08,331 --> 00:10:11,162 It'll be perfect. - Just one problem. 261 00:10:11,231 --> 00:10:13,440 - How are we gonna decide whose family should-- 262 00:10:13,509 --> 00:10:14,890 all: Host. 263 00:10:14,959 --> 00:10:17,168 - Seriously? You guys are eavesdropping again? 264 00:10:17,237 --> 00:10:18,548 Ah. 265 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,931 - It would be an honor for us to host your family 266 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,278 here in the city. - No, we insist. 267 00:10:24,347 --> 00:10:26,142 You should come to Royal Woods. 268 00:10:26,211 --> 00:10:29,456 [overlapping chatter] 269 00:10:29,525 --> 00:10:32,597 - Guys, guys, let's just flip a coin 270 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:36,118 and winner gets to host. Bobby, you call it. 271 00:10:36,187 --> 00:10:37,878 - Heads, no, wait, uh, tails. 272 00:10:37,947 --> 00:10:41,157 Uh, uh, heads. Yep, definitely heads. 273 00:10:41,226 --> 00:10:43,159 - It's tails. [cheering] 274 00:10:43,228 --> 00:10:46,853 - Of course this one would call heads. 275 00:10:46,922 --> 00:10:48,302 - We're not out of the woods yet. 276 00:10:48,371 --> 00:10:50,235 What about next year, and the year after that? 277 00:10:50,304 --> 00:10:52,203 We need to show Bobby and Lori 278 00:10:52,272 --> 00:10:55,033 that this is where they wanna spend all future Thanksgivings. 279 00:10:55,102 --> 00:10:57,553 - [gasps] Your father's right. We need to throw 280 00:10:57,622 --> 00:11:00,280 the greatest holiday ever. 281 00:11:00,349 --> 00:11:03,007 - Well, that's it. It's over. 282 00:11:03,076 --> 00:11:05,837 - Nonsense. The Louds may have won the battle, 283 00:11:05,906 --> 00:11:07,632 but we will win the war. 284 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:10,911 We just need to bring our Thanksgiving to them. 285 00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:13,603 - If we show Bobby and Lori that we do Thanksgiving better 286 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,329 then the Louds, they'll wanna spend it 287 00:11:15,398 --> 00:11:18,229 with us next year. - And every year after that. 288 00:11:18,298 --> 00:11:19,989 - Yeah, watch out, Louds, 'cause-- 289 00:11:20,058 --> 00:11:21,646 all: It's on. 290 00:11:22,889 --> 00:11:24,200 - Ah, ah--oh! 291 00:11:24,269 --> 00:11:26,030 Whoops. Didn't realize you were back. 292 00:11:26,099 --> 00:11:27,721 Oh, so where was I? 293 00:11:27,790 --> 00:11:31,207 Ah, right. Turkey Day was here and the Louds were getting 294 00:11:31,276 --> 00:11:35,315 ready for a showdown with the Casa Gs. 295 00:11:35,384 --> 00:11:37,248 - Chop-chop with those streamers, girls. 296 00:11:37,317 --> 00:11:39,319 We really have to dazzle Lori and Bobby 297 00:11:39,388 --> 00:11:40,630 with these decorations. 298 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,323 Leni, weren't you gonna put a leaf in the table? 299 00:11:43,392 --> 00:11:46,464 - I did.Hello? 300 00:11:46,533 --> 00:11:48,017 - Uh, honey, 301 00:11:48,086 --> 00:11:50,088 why don't you go help your father in the kitchen? 302 00:11:50,157 --> 00:11:52,056 Lincoln, I need you to polish these spoons. 303 00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:53,574 - Ow. - What're you doing? 304 00:11:53,643 --> 00:11:56,301 - Ow. Trying to see if pulling out my eyebrows 305 00:11:56,370 --> 00:11:58,787 will keep my awake for dessert. - Spoons. 306 00:11:58,856 --> 00:12:01,306 Lola, you were supposed to choose a photo 307 00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:04,344 of Bobby and Lori, not you. - What're you talking about? 308 00:12:04,413 --> 00:12:07,278 - They're right there. - Try again. 309 00:12:07,347 --> 00:12:09,245 [horn honks] 310 00:12:09,314 --> 00:12:11,523 - [gasps] It's the Casagrandes. 311 00:12:11,592 --> 00:12:13,767 [suspenseful jazz music] 312 00:12:13,836 --> 00:12:17,288 - Hi, I'm CJ. Do you have any cans? 313 00:12:17,357 --> 00:12:21,085 - [chuckles] Also, happy Thanksgiving. 314 00:12:21,154 --> 00:12:23,156 - Welcome. [overlapping chatter] 315 00:12:23,225 --> 00:12:25,020 - Boo Boo Bear. - Hey, babe. 316 00:12:25,089 --> 00:12:27,056 - Punk. - Loser. 317 00:12:27,125 --> 00:12:29,818 - Now, I know you said not to bring anything, 318 00:12:29,887 --> 00:12:33,235 but I didn't wanna be rude and show up empty-handed. 319 00:12:33,304 --> 00:12:38,171 - Oh, please. I think we can make room for one little dish. 320 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:40,829 - All right, back it up, boys. 321 00:12:40,898 --> 00:12:43,210 [truck beeping] 322 00:12:43,279 --> 00:12:44,384 [truck door opens and closes] 323 00:12:44,453 --> 00:12:45,661 - Don't worry, honey. 324 00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:48,353 There's no way they're gonna upstage your meal. 325 00:12:48,422 --> 00:12:50,493 - Hi, this is a pig on a spit. Where would you like it? 326 00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,012 both: Kitchen. 327 00:12:52,081 --> 00:12:55,464 - Wow, look at this place. It's so festive, Mrs. L. 328 00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:58,329 - [chuckles] Well, Bobby, we Louds go all out 329 00:12:58,398 --> 00:12:59,779 for Thanksgiving. 330 00:12:59,848 --> 00:13:02,816 - These store-bought decorations are nice, Rita. 331 00:13:02,885 --> 00:13:06,682 Though as a professional artist, 332 00:13:06,751 --> 00:13:09,650 I prefer the handmade touch. 333 00:13:09,719 --> 00:13:13,862 - Aw, you made Bobby and me two peas in a pod. 334 00:13:13,931 --> 00:13:15,208 That's so sweet. 335 00:13:15,277 --> 00:13:17,348 - And the room feels more personal. 336 00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:19,108 - So much better, - Much better. 337 00:13:19,177 --> 00:13:21,352 - Literally, it's love. - So good, Tia. 338 00:13:21,421 --> 00:13:24,596 - Well played, Casagrandes, but don't count the Louds out 339 00:13:24,665 --> 00:13:26,357 just yet. 340 00:13:26,426 --> 00:13:28,186 - If everyone would please find a seat 341 00:13:28,255 --> 00:13:30,913 for our annual Thanksgiving skit. 342 00:13:30,982 --> 00:13:32,570 - They have a skit? - Huh? 343 00:13:32,639 --> 00:13:34,917 - [gasps] We're on it. 344 00:13:34,986 --> 00:13:36,505 - Dah--no, Bobby. 345 00:13:36,574 --> 00:13:40,095 We saved you a seat right here in the front row. 346 00:13:40,164 --> 00:13:42,407 - Excuse me. Perdoname. 347 00:13:42,476 --> 00:13:43,650 [slurps] 348 00:13:43,719 --> 00:13:45,376 [beeps] 349 00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:46,826 [suspenseful trial music] 350 00:13:46,895 --> 00:13:48,586 - Welcome. What you're about to see 351 00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:52,348 is a case of the bird's so cute you can gobble her up. 352 00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:55,904 All rise for the Honorable Lori Loud. 353 00:13:55,973 --> 00:13:59,908 ♪ ♪ 354 00:13:59,977 --> 00:14:01,702 And now let's meet the defendant, 355 00:14:01,771 --> 00:14:03,877 Turkey Lily. 356 00:14:03,946 --> 00:14:07,881 - [gobbles] 357 00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:10,332 - Aw, she's adorable. 358 00:14:10,401 --> 00:14:13,818 - Officially commence the People vs. Lilly Loud. 359 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,509 [gavel knocks] 360 00:14:15,578 --> 00:14:16,614 both: [eyes squeak] 361 00:14:16,683 --> 00:14:19,513 [ominous music] 362 00:14:19,582 --> 00:14:20,790 [gavel knocking] 363 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,240 - Your verdict? 364 00:14:22,309 --> 00:14:26,727 - We the jury find the defendant guilty. 365 00:14:26,796 --> 00:14:29,385 [dramatic bell rings] - No, this is an outrage. 366 00:14:29,454 --> 00:14:31,767 - Guilty of being the cutest turkey ever. 367 00:14:31,836 --> 00:14:33,251 - [giggles] 368 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:37,083 - Ah, what a relief. 369 00:14:37,152 --> 00:14:40,707 - Babe, your performance was amazing. 370 00:14:40,776 --> 00:14:43,537 - Hey, let's talk about finding a role for you next year. 371 00:14:43,606 --> 00:14:44,918 [in a Southern accent] Eh, I say, uh, 372 00:14:44,987 --> 00:14:46,368 how does juror number seven sound? 373 00:14:46,437 --> 00:14:48,025 - [gasps] - Dang it. 374 00:14:48,094 --> 00:14:50,648 They've sucked in Bobby with his weakness for theater. 375 00:14:50,717 --> 00:14:54,341 Well played, Louds, but never underestimate the Casagrandes. 376 00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:56,550 [dramatic musical flourish] 377 00:14:56,619 --> 00:14:57,758 - What's this? 378 00:14:57,827 --> 00:15:00,865 - Our annual turkey dance, of course. 379 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:04,006 Follow our lead. Uno, dos, tres. 380 00:15:04,075 --> 00:15:07,009 - Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-hi. 381 00:15:07,078 --> 00:15:10,012 [upbeat music] 382 00:15:10,081 --> 00:15:12,290 all: [gobbling] 383 00:15:12,359 --> 00:15:14,189 - Ha-ha-ha-hi-yi-yi. 384 00:15:14,258 --> 00:15:16,916 all: [gobbling] 385 00:15:16,985 --> 00:15:18,262 - Boy, we've got nothing to worry about. 386 00:15:18,331 --> 00:15:21,955 - Yeah, this is terrible. - This is great. 387 00:15:22,024 --> 00:15:23,508 Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble. 388 00:15:23,577 --> 00:15:26,132 ♪ ♪ 389 00:15:26,201 --> 00:15:28,686 - Don't worry. Dinner is the decisive battle. 390 00:15:28,755 --> 00:15:33,035 That's where we're gonna Lynn-cinerate them. 391 00:15:33,104 --> 00:15:34,312 - Dinner. 392 00:15:34,381 --> 00:15:36,073 [overlapping chatter] 393 00:15:36,142 --> 00:15:40,111 There they are. - [vocalizes horns] 394 00:15:40,180 --> 00:15:43,045 - Lori, Bobby. We saved you a spot. 395 00:15:43,114 --> 00:15:45,047 - No, we saved you a spot. 396 00:15:45,116 --> 00:15:47,360 - Um, how about we sit in the middle? 397 00:15:47,429 --> 00:15:50,052 - Uh, here, try my turkey skin-infused stuffing. 398 00:15:50,121 --> 00:15:52,710 You're gonna love it. - But first, try my tamales. 399 00:15:52,779 --> 00:15:56,127 I added an extra kick. - [chuckles] An extra kick. 400 00:15:56,196 --> 00:15:57,887 That's cute. They don't want heat. 401 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,475 They want sweet. Here kids, 402 00:15:59,544 --> 00:16:01,719 taste my marshmallow-covered potatoes. 403 00:16:01,788 --> 00:16:03,721 - [snickers] How do you know what they want? 404 00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:07,759 They're clearly craving my homemade shredded turkey mole. 405 00:16:07,828 --> 00:16:09,520 [tense music] [food glopping, sloshing] 406 00:16:09,589 --> 00:16:10,970 both: [groaning] 407 00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:13,627 ♪ ♪ 408 00:16:13,696 --> 00:16:15,043 [glass clinks] 409 00:16:15,112 --> 00:16:16,527 - I'd like to make a toast. 410 00:16:16,596 --> 00:16:20,393 Bobby, Lori, I just wanna say how much it means 411 00:16:20,462 --> 00:16:22,257 to have you here with us. 412 00:16:22,326 --> 00:16:24,121 I don't know if I can get through this. 413 00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:25,777 - Oh, Mom. [glass clinks] 414 00:16:25,846 --> 00:16:27,917 - Uh, excuse me, if I might. 415 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:32,301 I'm sure it means a lot to you, Rita, but with all respect, 416 00:16:32,370 --> 00:16:33,785 it means more to us. 417 00:16:33,854 --> 00:16:37,134 - Well, Hector, that seems really unlikely, 418 00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:39,964 because nothing means more to us, okay? 419 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:43,071 - Oh, really? Is that so? - Yeah, yeah, that's right. 420 00:16:43,140 --> 00:16:46,005 - Forget the toast. I can say it so much better 421 00:16:46,074 --> 00:16:47,420 with music. 422 00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:49,732 ♪ We love Bobby and Lori ♪ 423 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,735 ♪ More than anyone in the world ♪ 424 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:55,152 - ♪ Family ♪ [electric guitar blares] 425 00:16:55,221 --> 00:16:56,153 [amplifier turns off] 426 00:16:56,222 --> 00:16:57,326 - Oopsie. 427 00:16:57,395 --> 00:16:59,535 - How dare you. 428 00:16:59,604 --> 00:17:01,227 [yelps] 429 00:17:01,296 --> 00:17:02,814 - Control your children. 430 00:17:02,883 --> 00:17:05,369 It is not safe to have Thanksgiving in this house. 431 00:17:05,438 --> 00:17:08,165 - Well, if you don't like it, you're welcome to leave. 432 00:17:08,234 --> 00:17:09,787 Not you, Bobby, you can stay. 433 00:17:09,856 --> 00:17:11,754 - That's what you want, isn't it? 434 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,516 To steal our precious Roberto away from us. 435 00:17:14,585 --> 00:17:16,828 - Oh, oh, oh, like you haven't been trying 436 00:17:16,897 --> 00:17:19,383 to steal Lori from us. Well, guess what, buck-o, 437 00:17:19,452 --> 00:17:22,455 it's not gonna happen. - Guys, guys, please stop. 438 00:17:22,524 --> 00:17:23,973 all: Stay out of this. 439 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,149 - Why would anybody wanna spend Thanksgiving here 440 00:17:27,218 --> 00:17:30,394 gnawing on your dry bird? - [whimpering] 441 00:17:30,463 --> 00:17:32,534 - The tur-goose-on is delicious. 442 00:17:32,603 --> 00:17:35,399 Maybe the problem is your lumpy gravy. 443 00:17:35,468 --> 00:17:37,780 - Did someone say gravy? [gravy splashes] 444 00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:40,576 - Ah! - No, they don't deserve it. 445 00:17:40,645 --> 00:17:44,856 - Ah. Malfunction. Malfunction. 446 00:17:44,925 --> 00:17:46,099 Eep, eep. 447 00:17:46,168 --> 00:17:47,204 [gravy splashes] 448 00:17:47,273 --> 00:17:49,896 - [gasps] My painting. 449 00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:52,001 - [giggles] 450 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,281 [tense music] 451 00:17:56,005 --> 00:17:58,284 ♪ ♪ 452 00:17:58,353 --> 00:17:59,768 [overlapping chatter] 453 00:17:59,837 --> 00:18:02,771 ♪ ♪ 454 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,669 - [whistles] That's enough. 455 00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:07,500 I know a way to settle this. - Yeah. Arm wrestle. 456 00:18:07,569 --> 00:18:09,157 Let's go. - No. 457 00:18:09,226 --> 00:18:11,055 Let's just ask Lori and Bobby 458 00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:14,058 where they would rather spend Thanksgiving. 459 00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:15,611 - Huh, where'd they go? 460 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,511 - And that's how Bobby and Lori ended up 461 00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:23,619 at the only place in town that's open 24/7, 365. 462 00:18:23,688 --> 00:18:25,966 Except during fishing season. 463 00:18:26,035 --> 00:18:27,451 - I'm sorry, Boo Boo Bear. 464 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:28,797 I know you were looking forward 465 00:18:28,866 --> 00:18:30,902 to having a real Thanksgiving this year. 466 00:18:30,971 --> 00:18:32,076 - It's not all bad. 467 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,974 I found this half-off turkey jerky. 468 00:18:34,043 --> 00:18:35,252 [horn honks] 469 00:18:35,321 --> 00:18:36,356 [tires screech] 470 00:18:36,425 --> 00:18:38,151 [overlapping chatter] 471 00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:41,223 - Jumping jerky. Holy hotdogs. 472 00:18:41,292 --> 00:18:43,432 - Whoa, how did you guys find us? 473 00:18:43,501 --> 00:18:44,847 - Tracking devices. 474 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,953 - You left before trying my twice-baked tart. 475 00:18:47,022 --> 00:18:49,714 - [scoffs] They would prefer my flan. 476 00:18:49,783 --> 00:18:51,958 - Flan shman. Tart, tart, tart. 477 00:18:52,027 --> 00:18:53,822 - Stop. Don't you guys see? 478 00:18:53,891 --> 00:18:57,136 This is why we left. We couldn't stand the fighting 479 00:18:57,205 --> 00:18:58,344 and competing. 480 00:18:58,413 --> 00:19:00,967 - We don't want to choose sides. 481 00:19:01,036 --> 00:19:02,934 So maybe from now on, 482 00:19:03,003 --> 00:19:05,834 we should just spend Thanksgiving by ourselves. 483 00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:07,284 [rousing music] 484 00:19:07,353 --> 00:19:10,942 - Well, nobody wants that. - We certainly don't. 485 00:19:11,011 --> 00:19:15,809 - Lori, Bobby, I'm sorry we've been acting so childlishly. 486 00:19:15,878 --> 00:19:17,086 - We're sorry too. 487 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,813 It's just so hard to let go of your kids. 488 00:19:19,882 --> 00:19:22,402 You know what? You should get Lori and Bobby 489 00:19:22,471 --> 00:19:23,852 for Thanksgiving. 490 00:19:23,921 --> 00:19:26,130 - Well, goodness know we haven't done anything 491 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:29,340 to deserve that. They should spend it with you. 492 00:19:29,409 --> 00:19:31,100 - Hey, I got an idea. 493 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,275 Why don't you just rotate every year, huh? 494 00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:37,728 Much like the juicy hotdogs I'm selling at a mere 40% mark-up. 495 00:19:37,797 --> 00:19:40,282 Holiday discount. - Works for us. 496 00:19:40,351 --> 00:19:42,388 - Great idea. - Yeah. 497 00:19:42,457 --> 00:19:44,321 - I'm glad we figured out future years, 498 00:19:44,390 --> 00:19:47,807 but what about right now? I'm starving. 499 00:19:47,876 --> 00:19:50,775 - Well, we've got hotdogs and sunflower seeds 500 00:19:50,844 --> 00:19:53,019 and twenty kinds of artisanal jerky. 501 00:19:53,088 --> 00:19:54,779 Maybe we could throw a dinner together here. 502 00:19:54,848 --> 00:19:56,367 - I'm game. - Me too. 503 00:19:56,436 --> 00:19:58,093 - We could make this place look festive. 504 00:19:58,162 --> 00:20:00,785 I think I have some leftover decorations in the car. 505 00:20:00,854 --> 00:20:02,718 - I'll help you. 506 00:20:02,787 --> 00:20:07,206 - So that's the story of how old Flip saved Thanksgiving. 507 00:20:07,275 --> 00:20:09,587 Both families coming together to give thanks 508 00:20:09,656 --> 00:20:13,867 and celebrate the abundance that is the old Food and Fuel. 509 00:20:13,936 --> 00:20:17,975 - Rosa, this chili-cheese-dog stuffing is divine. 510 00:20:18,044 --> 00:20:20,495 The habanero sauce was a nice touch. 511 00:20:20,564 --> 00:20:22,842 - I never leave home without it. 512 00:20:22,911 --> 00:20:27,122 - It's the perfect combination of store-bought and homemade. 513 00:20:27,191 --> 00:20:29,814 - I can't believe I finally got dessert this year. 514 00:20:29,883 --> 00:20:31,437 And a whole aisle's worth. 515 00:20:31,506 --> 00:20:33,439 - And I can't believe we hit our donation goal 516 00:20:33,508 --> 00:20:35,958 for the food drive. - Thanks, Flip. 517 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:37,788 - Eh, don't mention it. 518 00:20:37,857 --> 00:20:39,859 If word gets out that Flip's a soft touch, 519 00:20:39,928 --> 00:20:41,999 it's all over. - What do you think, babe? 520 00:20:42,068 --> 00:20:45,451 Best T-giving ever? - Literally our best so far. 521 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,763 Thanks, Boo Boo Bear. 522 00:20:47,832 --> 00:20:51,008 both: A toast. - To Thanksgiving traditions. 523 00:20:51,077 --> 00:20:52,630 - Old and new. 524 00:20:52,699 --> 00:20:54,149 - Old and new. - Salud. 525 00:20:54,218 --> 00:20:56,565 - You dudes are tugging at my heartstrings, 526 00:20:56,634 --> 00:21:00,051 which means I gotta tug at my guitar strings. 527 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,433 - How about a duet? 528 00:21:02,502 --> 00:21:04,021 Uno, dos... 529 00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:06,265 [Latin music] 530 00:21:06,334 --> 00:21:09,026 ♪ Two different families, yet so much in common ♪ 531 00:21:09,095 --> 00:21:12,132 - The loudness, the chaos, but we'll just keep strumming ♪ 532 00:21:12,201 --> 00:21:15,550 both: ♪ Together it's better when we're in harmony ♪ 533 00:21:15,619 --> 00:21:17,379 ♪ ♪ 534 00:21:17,448 --> 00:21:20,279 - ♪ For Bobby and Lori our hearts were once breaking ♪ 535 00:21:20,348 --> 00:21:22,867 - ♪ But now we're together It's memories we're making ♪ 536 00:21:22,936 --> 00:21:25,663 - ♪ Amigos nuevos, that's you ♪ - ♪ And you ♪ 537 00:21:25,732 --> 00:21:28,804 both: ♪ And you, and you, and you, and me ♪ 538 00:21:28,873 --> 00:21:30,634 - ♪ Thanksgiving fiesta ♪ - ¿Aqui? 539 00:21:30,703 --> 00:21:31,945 - You betcha. 540 00:21:32,014 --> 00:21:33,395 - Will somebody save me the beak? 541 00:21:33,464 --> 00:21:34,948 all: Ew. 542 00:21:35,017 --> 00:21:38,331 all: ♪ Grateful por todo ♪ 543 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,091 ♪ Agradecido ♪ 544 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:43,992 ♪ Means I'm grateful for it all ♪ 545 00:21:44,061 --> 00:21:45,442 ♪ ♪ 546 00:21:45,511 --> 00:21:49,204 ♪ Grateful por todo ♪ 547 00:21:49,273 --> 00:21:54,036 ♪ Agradecido for breaking down the wall ♪ 548 00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:58,213 ♪ We're grateful for it all ♪ 549 00:21:58,282 --> 00:22:00,249 - Ha ha ha! Sweet. 550 00:22:01,078 --> 00:22:03,494 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 551 00:22:03,563 --> 00:22:05,634 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 552 00:22:05,703 --> 00:22:08,361 ♪ In the Loud house ♪ - ♪ Loud house ♪ 553 00:22:08,430 --> 00:22:10,536 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 554 00:22:10,605 --> 00:22:14,505 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 555 00:22:14,574 --> 00:22:16,058 - ♪ Loud house ♪ 556 00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:17,819 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 557 00:22:17,888 --> 00:22:19,268 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 558 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,511 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪ 559 00:22:20,580 --> 00:22:21,754 ♪ Never any privacy ♪ 560 00:22:21,823 --> 00:22:23,894 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪ 561 00:22:23,963 --> 00:22:26,379 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 562 00:22:26,448 --> 00:22:27,967 ♪ In the Loud house ♪