1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:04,038 - ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪ 2 00:00:04,073 --> 00:00:05,764 ♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪ 3 00:00:05,798 --> 00:00:07,214 ♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪ 4 00:00:07,248 --> 00:00:09,043 ♪ Leaping over laundry piles 5 00:00:09,078 --> 00:00:10,976 ♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪ 6 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,151 ♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪ 7 00:00:13,185 --> 00:00:14,738 - ♪ In the Loud house 8 00:00:14,773 --> 00:00:16,223 ♪ In the Loud house 9 00:00:16,257 --> 00:00:17,879 - ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪ 10 00:00:17,914 --> 00:00:19,674 ♪ Is how we show our love 11 00:00:19,709 --> 00:00:21,055 - ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪ 12 00:00:21,090 --> 00:00:22,919 - ♪ One boy and ten girls 13 00:00:22,953 --> 00:00:24,093 ♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪ 14 00:00:24,127 --> 00:00:27,579 - ♪ Loud Loud Loud 15 00:00:27,613 --> 00:00:28,580 ♪ Loud house 16 00:00:28,614 --> 00:00:29,822 - Poo-poo. 17 00:00:34,551 --> 00:00:37,520 [upbeat music] 18 00:00:37,554 --> 00:00:41,075 ♪ 19 00:00:41,110 --> 00:00:42,766 - Two tickets, please. 20 00:00:42,801 --> 00:00:44,941 - And two programs. 21 00:00:46,736 --> 00:00:48,082 - Whoa. Check this out. 22 00:00:48,117 --> 00:00:50,636 There's gonna be a panel of Ace's arch enemies. 23 00:00:50,671 --> 00:00:52,190 I hope the Old Maid is there. 24 00:00:52,224 --> 00:00:54,606 - And I have some questions for the Flash Card. 25 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:56,953 There's a rumor he's getting his own spin-off. 26 00:00:56,987 --> 00:00:59,783 - Clyde and I are going to the Ace Savvy Convention tomorrow. 27 00:00:59,818 --> 00:01:02,786 It's one of the most sacred Clincoln McCloud traditions. 28 00:01:02,821 --> 00:01:04,788 - Hey, there's Lance and Trent. 29 00:01:04,823 --> 00:01:06,100 Hey, guys. Picking up tickets 30 00:01:06,135 --> 00:01:07,584 for the convention? - Nah. 31 00:01:07,619 --> 00:01:09,207 But my little brother is. We're just waiting 32 00:01:09,241 --> 00:01:10,518 while he's in line. 33 00:01:10,553 --> 00:01:11,899 - Hello, boys. 34 00:01:11,933 --> 00:01:14,246 Who wants a picture with their old pal Ace? 35 00:01:14,281 --> 00:01:16,593 [both gasp] - No thanks, dude. 36 00:01:16,628 --> 00:01:19,009 We're a little past our Ace Savvy phase. 37 00:01:19,044 --> 00:01:22,530 - Yeah, we gave that up when we were seven. 38 00:01:22,565 --> 00:01:23,980 - No big deal. 39 00:01:24,014 --> 00:01:27,052 Guess it's just not in the cards. 40 00:01:28,571 --> 00:01:30,987 - And that's why we gave it up. 41 00:01:31,021 --> 00:01:32,540 [scoffs] So dorky. 42 00:01:32,575 --> 00:01:34,853 - So what are you guys doing here? 43 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:36,199 - Uh, us? 44 00:01:36,234 --> 00:01:38,857 Uh, just hanging at the mall. 45 00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:40,514 Like guys do. 46 00:01:40,548 --> 00:01:42,205 - Yeah, you know, looking for chicks, 47 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:44,000 buying aftershave-- mature stuff. 48 00:01:44,034 --> 00:01:45,277 - Cool. 49 00:01:45,312 --> 00:01:47,866 Well, uh, see you in school Monday. 50 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:50,248 - Oh, no, Lincoln. Do you think they're right? 51 00:01:50,282 --> 00:01:52,181 Are we too old for Ace Savvy? 52 00:01:52,215 --> 00:01:55,045 [children laughing] 53 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:58,532 - Huh. I guess we are the oldest kids here. 54 00:01:58,566 --> 00:02:01,224 - And we have outgrown our costumes a little. 55 00:02:01,259 --> 00:02:03,571 [both struggling] 56 00:02:03,606 --> 00:02:04,917 [cat yelps] 57 00:02:04,952 --> 00:02:07,092 - And according to the program, 58 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,853 we're too tall for the Bounce House of Cards. 59 00:02:09,888 --> 00:02:12,615 Wow. Maybe we are too old for Ace 60 00:02:12,649 --> 00:02:14,479 and we've just been blind to it. 61 00:02:14,513 --> 00:02:16,653 - Maybe. But what are we gonna do? 62 00:02:16,688 --> 00:02:18,966 Quit Ace? It's what brought us together 63 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,864 in the first place. 64 00:02:20,899 --> 00:02:22,176 - Lynn, wait up! 65 00:02:22,211 --> 00:02:24,074 Mom said you have to stay with me. 66 00:02:26,076 --> 00:02:27,871 Ah! [both grunt] 67 00:02:29,563 --> 00:02:31,254 Oh, jeez. I'm sorry. 68 00:02:31,289 --> 00:02:32,807 Here, use my cape. 69 00:02:32,842 --> 00:02:35,569 Ace Savvy is always ready to lend a hand. 70 00:02:35,603 --> 00:02:37,605 - Thanks. I'm Clyde. 71 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:39,020 What's your name? 72 00:02:39,055 --> 00:02:42,852 Dang it. That story gets me every time. 73 00:02:42,886 --> 00:02:44,819 - I know Ace brought us together, 74 00:02:44,854 --> 00:02:47,132 but, Clyde, we were five years old. 75 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,686 Maybe it's time we move on and find new hobbies, 76 00:02:49,721 --> 00:02:51,723 stuff that's more for kids our age. 77 00:02:51,757 --> 00:02:54,795 - Dr. Lopez does say I can't move forward 78 00:02:54,829 --> 00:02:57,280 if I'm always looking in the rearview mirror. 79 00:02:57,315 --> 00:02:59,834 Let's do it. - Aces. 80 00:02:59,869 --> 00:03:01,974 Sorry. Starting now. 81 00:03:03,873 --> 00:03:06,841 Okay, I've done some research, and apparently skateboarding 82 00:03:06,876 --> 00:03:09,706 is an appropriate hobby for 11-year-olds. 83 00:03:09,741 --> 00:03:12,019 [rock music] 84 00:03:12,053 --> 00:03:15,022 Hey, I'm doing it. Give it a try, Clyde. 85 00:03:15,056 --> 00:03:17,335 - Here I go. Whoa! 86 00:03:17,369 --> 00:03:18,646 - Whoa! 87 00:03:18,681 --> 00:03:19,992 [both grunt] 88 00:03:22,581 --> 00:03:23,651 - According to my research, 89 00:03:23,686 --> 00:03:25,757 kids our age really like fishing. 90 00:03:25,791 --> 00:03:27,931 And bonus, we can cook and eat what we catch. 91 00:03:27,966 --> 00:03:30,831 - I packed us some sandwiches, but okay. 92 00:03:30,865 --> 00:03:32,867 Ooh, I think I got something! 93 00:03:32,902 --> 00:03:35,180 - Reel it in! That's our lunch. 94 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,630 [both scream] 95 00:03:36,664 --> 00:03:38,908 - Ahh! Get it out! 96 00:03:38,942 --> 00:03:41,635 - [gasps] Well, the important thing is, 97 00:03:41,669 --> 00:03:43,706 we caught one. - Yeah. 98 00:03:43,740 --> 00:03:45,949 And we still have our sandwiches for lunch. 99 00:03:45,984 --> 00:03:47,537 - [growls] 100 00:03:48,435 --> 00:03:50,678 - Okay, Clyde. Technically, this next hobby 101 00:03:50,713 --> 00:03:51,955 is for 17-year-olds, 102 00:03:51,990 --> 00:03:53,923 but I thought we could get a head start. 103 00:03:53,957 --> 00:03:57,029 Hey, Lana. Think you could teach us some car repair stuff? 104 00:04:00,654 --> 00:04:03,829 - [laughing] 105 00:04:04,968 --> 00:04:06,591 Oh. You're serious. 106 00:04:06,625 --> 00:04:08,006 Uh, sure. 107 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:10,664 So, uh, I was just giving this baby a tune-up. 108 00:04:10,698 --> 00:04:12,735 As you can see, the timing belt's 109 00:04:12,769 --> 00:04:14,978 a little worn away over here, which is a problem, 110 00:04:15,013 --> 00:04:17,947 because then your water pump's gonna need to be replaced. 111 00:04:17,981 --> 00:04:19,949 - What's this do? - Don't touch that! 112 00:04:19,983 --> 00:04:21,088 - Why not? 113 00:04:21,122 --> 00:04:22,572 [all yelling] 114 00:04:23,124 --> 00:04:26,576 - All good mechanics probably get burned on their first day. 115 00:04:26,611 --> 00:04:27,991 - Oh, for sure. 116 00:04:28,026 --> 00:04:30,684 Could you pass me some more frozen tilapia? 117 00:04:33,376 --> 00:04:36,345 Are you sure we need to get rid of our Ace Savvy stuff? 118 00:04:36,379 --> 00:04:37,932 - I know it hurts, buddy. 119 00:04:37,967 --> 00:04:39,658 But now that we have new hobbies, 120 00:04:39,693 --> 00:04:41,695 we just don't need it anymore. 121 00:04:41,729 --> 00:04:44,594 - Tell that to my One-Eyed Jack action figure. 122 00:04:44,629 --> 00:04:46,872 He's giving me his signature death glare. 123 00:04:48,874 --> 00:04:50,359 [sighs] 124 00:04:50,393 --> 00:04:51,843 Flip's Food and Fuel? 125 00:04:51,877 --> 00:04:53,638 I thought we were going to a pawnshop. 126 00:04:53,672 --> 00:04:54,846 - We were. 127 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,779 I guess I wrote down the wrong address. 128 00:04:56,813 --> 00:05:00,023 - No, you didn't, chief. You've come to the right place. 129 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:02,232 - Pat's Pawn and Prawns? 130 00:05:02,267 --> 00:05:04,027 Who's Pat? 131 00:05:05,408 --> 00:05:07,237 - You're looking at him. 132 00:05:07,272 --> 00:05:08,825 Name's Pat. I'm Pat. 133 00:05:08,860 --> 00:05:10,724 It says here, "Pat." 134 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:18,007 [upbeat music] 135 00:05:18,041 --> 00:05:19,871 [munching] 136 00:05:21,769 --> 00:05:23,219 Uh, let's see here. 137 00:05:23,253 --> 00:05:26,256 Eh, I'll give you ten bucks for the whole shebang. 138 00:05:26,291 --> 00:05:27,706 - Ten bucks? 139 00:05:27,741 --> 00:05:30,709 - Take it or leave it. Pat's a busy guy. 140 00:05:30,744 --> 00:05:32,849 - Fine. Wait, Clyde. 141 00:05:32,884 --> 00:05:34,851 We still have our tickets to the convention. 142 00:05:34,886 --> 00:05:36,853 - [sighs] I guess we should sell those too. 143 00:05:36,888 --> 00:05:40,132 - You're in luck. That's my other business. 144 00:05:40,167 --> 00:05:43,860 [cheery music] 145 00:05:43,895 --> 00:05:46,725 Welcome to Tucker's Tix and Tux. 146 00:05:47,485 --> 00:05:48,865 - I don't know about you, Clyde, 147 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:51,247 but I am loving our new hobbies. 148 00:05:51,281 --> 00:05:53,007 - Me too, buddy. I am not looking 149 00:05:53,042 --> 00:05:54,906 in the rearview mirror anymore. 150 00:05:54,940 --> 00:05:57,702 Well, I am, but that's just for safety. 151 00:06:01,119 --> 00:06:05,951 Uh, just realized I forgot my aftershave this morning. 152 00:06:05,986 --> 00:06:09,058 I should go to the bathroom and dab some on. 153 00:06:12,924 --> 00:06:15,340 - [mimicking fighting] 154 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,307 - Hi there. Mind if I join? 155 00:06:17,342 --> 00:06:20,241 - Oh, sure. You can be Ace. 156 00:06:20,276 --> 00:06:22,451 - Well, usually I'm Jack. 157 00:06:22,485 --> 00:06:23,935 [mimicking flying] 158 00:06:24,487 --> 00:06:26,040 - [evil laughter] 159 00:06:26,075 --> 00:06:29,216 Looks like I've got the upper hand, Ace. 160 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:34,221 both: Think again, Flash Card. No one makes Ace Savvy fold. 161 00:06:34,255 --> 00:06:36,810 - Sorry, I just really love this episode. 162 00:06:36,844 --> 00:06:39,226 You mind turning up the brightness? 163 00:06:39,260 --> 00:06:40,745 [both gasp] 164 00:06:40,779 --> 00:06:42,298 - Sorry it took so long. Got to the bathroom, 165 00:06:42,332 --> 00:06:43,886 and I realized I hadn't shaved. 166 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:45,370 So I had to do that first. 167 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,475 - No problem. 168 00:06:46,509 --> 00:06:49,339 I, uh, was over at the pond, 169 00:06:49,374 --> 00:06:51,756 talking bait with some fishermen. 170 00:06:55,967 --> 00:06:58,176 - Just two guys checking out mufflers. 171 00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:01,006 What an age-appropriate way to spend a Saturday. 172 00:07:01,041 --> 00:07:03,043 - Totally. I don't feel bad at all 173 00:07:03,077 --> 00:07:04,872 for missing the convention today. 174 00:07:04,907 --> 00:07:06,702 Ah, here's a beauty. 175 00:07:06,736 --> 00:07:09,739 I bet it really... muffles. 176 00:07:09,774 --> 00:07:12,949 [kids laughing] 177 00:07:17,367 --> 00:07:18,817 [coughing] 178 00:07:18,852 --> 00:07:20,923 Ah, I got to go use the-- [coughs] 179 00:07:20,957 --> 00:07:22,925 Bathroom. Bug flew into my throat. 180 00:07:22,959 --> 00:07:24,858 - A bug? Are you okay? 181 00:07:24,892 --> 00:07:26,791 What were its markings? - [coughing] 182 00:07:26,825 --> 00:07:28,240 I didn't see it. I just tasted it. 183 00:07:28,275 --> 00:07:30,691 [coughs] Ugh, be right back. 184 00:07:34,143 --> 00:07:35,834 [laughing] 185 00:07:35,869 --> 00:07:37,974 - [sniffing] Huh. 186 00:07:38,009 --> 00:07:40,908 There is a difference between Douglas fir and evergreen. 187 00:07:40,943 --> 00:07:43,773 [kids laughing] - Cool! Ace! 188 00:07:46,017 --> 00:07:48,398 - So I threw Wild Card Willy in the clink, 189 00:07:48,433 --> 00:07:52,506 then shuffled off to the Fortress of Solitaire. 190 00:07:52,541 --> 00:07:54,128 - No way. - Sweet. 191 00:07:54,163 --> 00:07:56,924 - Excuse me, Mr. Savvy? Big fan here. 192 00:07:56,959 --> 00:07:59,133 Can I get a quick photo? 193 00:07:59,168 --> 00:08:02,274 Now, I just have a few questions. 194 00:08:02,309 --> 00:08:04,104 Starting with episode one... 195 00:08:06,416 --> 00:08:07,970 - Sorry that took so long. 196 00:08:08,004 --> 00:08:09,834 That bug was really stuck in there good. 197 00:08:09,868 --> 00:08:11,283 - That's okay. A bug actually flew 198 00:08:11,318 --> 00:08:14,942 into my mouth too. I went to a different bathroom. 199 00:08:14,977 --> 00:08:17,842 Well, guess it's time to buy one of those mufflers. 200 00:08:17,876 --> 00:08:19,775 - I can't wait to see the Old Maid 201 00:08:19,809 --> 00:08:21,155 on the villain panel. 202 00:08:21,190 --> 00:08:24,227 - Me too. I hope she brings her evil cat. 203 00:08:24,262 --> 00:08:25,470 [both laughing] 204 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:26,885 - Kids, right? 205 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,336 - So glad we're past all that dorky stuff. 206 00:08:29,370 --> 00:08:32,857 - Let's go grind or-- or shred or-- 207 00:08:32,891 --> 00:08:35,135 you know, whatever it's called. 208 00:08:39,484 --> 00:08:40,761 both: Nope. 209 00:08:40,796 --> 00:08:42,314 No. 210 00:08:42,349 --> 00:08:43,971 [gasping] Jackpot. 211 00:08:44,006 --> 00:08:46,422 We've got two of a kind! 212 00:08:46,456 --> 00:08:49,114 - And then Lynn came out of nowhere and roller-skated 213 00:08:49,149 --> 00:08:51,254 right over him. - It's okay. 214 00:08:51,289 --> 00:08:53,360 I can fix him. Though I'm not sure 215 00:08:53,394 --> 00:08:55,949 he'll ever shuffle again. 216 00:08:55,983 --> 00:08:58,192 - Dad, One-Eyed Jack and I have solved the case 217 00:08:58,227 --> 00:08:59,815 of the missing bologna. [cat meows] 218 00:08:59,849 --> 00:09:01,817 - We've got the culprit right here. 219 00:09:01,851 --> 00:09:04,060 - Good work, boys. You've done it again. 220 00:09:04,095 --> 00:09:06,925 both: Ace and Jack forever! 221 00:09:08,064 --> 00:09:09,859 - Clyde, I can't do this anymore. 222 00:09:09,894 --> 00:09:11,551 So what if we're too old for Ace? 223 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:13,276 I'm just not ready to give him up. 224 00:09:13,311 --> 00:09:14,381 - Me neither. 225 00:09:14,415 --> 00:09:17,004 I don't care what Dr. Lopez says. 226 00:09:17,039 --> 00:09:18,454 Please don't tell her I said that. 227 00:09:18,488 --> 00:09:20,007 I don't want to hurt her feelings. 228 00:09:20,042 --> 00:09:21,871 - Clearly, this makes us happy. 229 00:09:21,906 --> 00:09:24,287 So I say we enjoy it as long as we want to. 230 00:09:24,322 --> 00:09:27,049 Let's go get our stuff back. - And our tickets. 231 00:09:27,083 --> 00:09:28,533 We can still make the convention. 232 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:32,295 Let's just hope Pat and Tucker are both working today. 233 00:09:33,883 --> 00:09:35,885 Here's the money you paid us for the tickets. 234 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:37,162 We'd like to buy them back. 235 00:09:37,197 --> 00:09:39,889 - Hold up, chief. Price has changed. 236 00:09:39,924 --> 00:09:42,098 You're forgetting about the handling fee, 237 00:09:42,133 --> 00:09:45,930 the storage fee, and the resale fee. 238 00:09:47,276 --> 00:09:48,484 [both groan] 239 00:09:48,518 --> 00:09:51,176 - Hey. I'm the nice guy here. 240 00:09:51,211 --> 00:09:53,316 Wait till you try to get your toys back. 241 00:09:53,351 --> 00:09:55,525 Then you're gonna have to deal with Pat, 242 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:57,942 and he's in a mood. 243 00:09:57,976 --> 00:10:00,461 - How about we trade you a new muffler for them? 244 00:10:00,496 --> 00:10:02,187 [cash register dings] 245 00:10:03,119 --> 00:10:04,569 - Clyde, that was so cool 246 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,227 when the Flash Card said you asked him a good question. 247 00:10:07,261 --> 00:10:11,196 - I know. I don't even mind that he called me "Clad." 248 00:10:11,231 --> 00:10:13,198 Look, there's some kids from Lori's class. 249 00:10:13,233 --> 00:10:14,337 - [laughing] 250 00:10:14,372 --> 00:10:16,995 - How do you know that? - No reason. 251 00:10:17,030 --> 00:10:20,033 I'm not saying I memorized her yearbook or anything. 252 00:10:20,067 --> 00:10:21,275 - Uh, they must be here 253 00:10:21,310 --> 00:10:23,899 with their little brothers and sisters. 254 00:10:23,933 --> 00:10:25,590 - Oh, jeez. They're walking this way. 255 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,248 Get ready to be teased. 256 00:10:28,282 --> 00:10:31,147 - Stand tall, Clyde. We can get through this. 257 00:10:31,182 --> 00:10:34,564 - Hey, One-Eyed Jack, that utility belt is rad. 258 00:10:34,599 --> 00:10:36,325 What booth did you get that at? 259 00:10:36,359 --> 00:10:38,465 - Oh, actually, I made it. 260 00:10:38,499 --> 00:10:41,054 - No way! The detail is amazing. 261 00:10:41,088 --> 00:10:44,091 - Thanks. It even fires poker chips. 262 00:10:44,126 --> 00:10:45,575 - Sick. - Wait. 263 00:10:45,610 --> 00:10:47,198 You guys are into Ace Savvy? 264 00:10:47,232 --> 00:10:49,407 - Yeah. What do you think we're doing here? 265 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:52,203 - We've been into Ace since we were, like, seven. 266 00:10:52,237 --> 00:10:54,654 - Really? You never felt like you were too old? 267 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:58,002 - No way. We'll never be too old for Ace. 268 00:10:58,036 --> 00:11:00,590 - Look! They're selling One-Eyed Flap Jacks. 269 00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:02,351 We got to go snag some. 270 00:11:02,385 --> 00:11:05,078 - You guys want to join? both: Yeah. 271 00:11:05,112 --> 00:11:07,977 - Hey, Clyde. Can you spot me some money? 272 00:11:08,012 --> 00:11:10,014 I spent all of mine on mufflers. 273 00:11:10,048 --> 00:11:12,464 - No problem, buddy. One-Eyed Jack is always ready 274 00:11:12,499 --> 00:11:14,397 to lend a hand. 275 00:11:16,227 --> 00:11:19,195 [rock music] 276 00:11:19,230 --> 00:11:24,200 ♪ 277 00:11:24,235 --> 00:11:27,859 [pummeling and yelling] 278 00:11:27,894 --> 00:11:29,240 [police siren wailing] 279 00:11:30,862 --> 00:11:32,415 - Police! Open up. 280 00:11:34,383 --> 00:11:38,214 - You're probably wondering, "What did you guys do now?" 281 00:11:38,249 --> 00:11:41,321 Well, to explain, I have to go back a few days. 282 00:11:42,287 --> 00:11:43,875 You know us Louds. 283 00:11:43,910 --> 00:11:46,326 We're notorious for fighting over everything, 284 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,500 which usually leaves us with nothing. 285 00:11:48,535 --> 00:11:50,330 - Okay, we need some tunes for the ride. 286 00:11:50,364 --> 00:11:51,883 What should it be? - Rock. 287 00:11:51,918 --> 00:11:53,540 - Love songs. - The sports station. 288 00:11:53,574 --> 00:11:55,300 - West Coast rap. 289 00:11:56,094 --> 00:11:59,235 [all yelling at once] 290 00:12:00,098 --> 00:12:01,548 [air horn blares] 291 00:12:01,582 --> 00:12:04,516 - If you kids can't decide, your father and I 292 00:12:04,551 --> 00:12:06,242 will decide for you. 293 00:12:06,277 --> 00:12:08,003 [banjo music] 294 00:12:08,037 --> 00:12:09,452 both: Yee-haw! 295 00:12:09,487 --> 00:12:10,591 [all groan] 296 00:12:10,626 --> 00:12:12,593 - Kids, I'm off to the grocery store. 297 00:12:12,628 --> 00:12:13,525 Any requests for dinner? 298 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,527 [rumbling] - Sardines. 299 00:12:15,562 --> 00:12:17,012 - Chicken nuggets. - Bean chips. 300 00:12:17,046 --> 00:12:18,392 - Banana cream pie! 301 00:12:18,427 --> 00:12:19,911 - Ahh! 302 00:12:19,946 --> 00:12:21,188 - Worms! 303 00:12:21,223 --> 00:12:23,190 The butcher usually sets some aside for me. 304 00:12:23,225 --> 00:12:25,330 [all yelling at once] 305 00:12:25,365 --> 00:12:26,849 [air horn blares] 306 00:12:26,884 --> 00:12:29,231 - If you guys can't decide, I'll decide for you. 307 00:12:29,265 --> 00:12:31,992 Goulash it is. 308 00:12:32,027 --> 00:12:34,063 [all groan] 309 00:12:34,098 --> 00:12:35,478 [all yelling at once] 310 00:12:35,513 --> 00:12:37,515 - [sighs] Time for "ARGGH!" 311 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,206 [gasps] Oof. 312 00:12:39,241 --> 00:12:41,243 - You mean "Vampires of Melancholia." 313 00:12:41,277 --> 00:12:44,142 Ah! - You mean "Prison Pageants." 314 00:12:44,177 --> 00:12:45,316 - [growls] Basketball. 315 00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:47,628 [pummeling and yelling] 316 00:12:47,663 --> 00:12:51,011 - You guys can't be remotely serious. 317 00:12:51,046 --> 00:12:52,875 [laughing] But really, 318 00:12:52,910 --> 00:12:54,946 I want to watch the Circus Channel. 319 00:12:54,981 --> 00:12:57,880 [all yelling at once] 320 00:12:57,915 --> 00:12:59,502 [air horn blares] - Well, if you kids 321 00:12:59,537 --> 00:13:01,504 are going to fight, I'll take the remote. 322 00:13:01,539 --> 00:13:03,196 Thank you. 323 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:10,962 - Now we just wait and watch it grow. 324 00:13:12,964 --> 00:13:14,897 [birds chirping] 325 00:13:14,932 --> 00:13:16,968 [all groan] 326 00:13:17,003 --> 00:13:18,383 - But then I discovered 327 00:13:18,418 --> 00:13:20,316 that to get what you want in this family, 328 00:13:20,351 --> 00:13:22,940 you don't necessarily have to fight. 329 00:13:22,974 --> 00:13:25,011 [baseball fanfare] 330 00:13:25,045 --> 00:13:28,290 - Uh, Lynn, I usually watch "ARGGH!" after school. 331 00:13:28,324 --> 00:13:29,567 - Ah, no problem, Lincoln. 332 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:32,087 Only 6 1/2 innings left in this game. 333 00:13:32,121 --> 00:13:34,089 [both cheering] 334 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:37,575 - Mom, I usually watch "ARGGH!" after school. 335 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:40,923 - I know, Lincoln, but let Lynn watch her game today, okay? 336 00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:42,994 She has a friend over. 337 00:13:43,029 --> 00:13:45,548 - A friend, you say? 338 00:13:46,308 --> 00:13:50,312 I called my discovery "playing the friend card." 339 00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:53,004 It means Mom and Dad give you special privileges 340 00:13:53,039 --> 00:13:54,592 if you have a friend over. 341 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:57,043 I'm pretty sure my siblings weren't aware of it. 342 00:13:57,077 --> 00:13:58,216 But now I was. 343 00:13:58,251 --> 00:13:59,459 - Move it, Lincoln. 344 00:13:59,493 --> 00:14:00,701 We're watching "The Dream Boat." 345 00:14:00,736 --> 00:14:02,911 - Uh, girls, let Lincoln watch "ARGGH!" 346 00:14:02,945 --> 00:14:04,257 He has a friend over. 347 00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:05,637 [both groan]- Sigh. 348 00:14:07,329 --> 00:14:11,195 - Guys, I'm baking cookies. Who wants to lick the beaters? 349 00:14:11,229 --> 00:14:12,990 [rumbling] 350 00:14:13,024 --> 00:14:14,301 all: I do, I do! 351 00:14:14,336 --> 00:14:15,682 - Get out of my way, 352 00:14:15,716 --> 00:14:18,064 or I'll find you in your cell after lights out. 353 00:14:18,098 --> 00:14:21,170 - Lola, you really got to stop watching those prison shows. 354 00:14:21,205 --> 00:14:23,000 - Girls, Lincoln has a friend over. 355 00:14:23,034 --> 00:14:24,346 Let them have the beaters. 356 00:14:30,421 --> 00:14:33,148 - Drop it, Stinkin'. We have dibs. 357 00:14:33,182 --> 00:14:36,530 - Girls, let Lincoln play. He has a friend over. 358 00:14:37,359 --> 00:14:40,258 [both whistling] 359 00:14:41,259 --> 00:14:44,228 - Dinner is served. 360 00:14:44,262 --> 00:14:46,299 - Chicken nuggets? Bogus, dude. 361 00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:48,335 I asked for bangers and mash. 362 00:14:48,370 --> 00:14:51,476 - And I clearly recall requesting sardines. 363 00:14:51,511 --> 00:14:53,202 I'm low on my omega-3s. 364 00:14:53,237 --> 00:14:54,479 - Well, Lincoln has a friend over, 365 00:14:54,514 --> 00:14:56,516 so Clyde got to pick tonight's dinner. 366 00:14:56,550 --> 00:14:58,345 - And I suggested chicken nuggets. 367 00:14:58,380 --> 00:15:00,692 - And I said that was a great idea. 368 00:15:03,385 --> 00:15:06,491 - I call this emergency sibling meeting to order. 369 00:15:06,526 --> 00:15:08,942 Something stinks in this household. 370 00:15:08,977 --> 00:15:11,151 And I'm not referring to our collective 371 00:15:11,186 --> 00:15:13,119 chicken nugget breath. 372 00:15:14,085 --> 00:15:17,502 According to my calculations, there is a direct correlation 373 00:15:17,537 --> 00:15:19,539 between the amount of time Clyde has been over 374 00:15:19,573 --> 00:15:22,266 and the number of privileges accrued by Lincoln. 375 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,957 Someone who fancies himself a wit 376 00:15:23,992 --> 00:15:27,374 might call this "playing the friend card." 377 00:15:27,409 --> 00:15:30,412 [all gasp] - You are so right, sis. 378 00:15:30,446 --> 00:15:32,655 - I got this. During guard change, 379 00:15:32,690 --> 00:15:34,519 I'll sneak up on him in the shower. 380 00:15:34,554 --> 00:15:36,970 - Uh, sister, that won't be necessary. 381 00:15:37,005 --> 00:15:38,592 I have another plan. 382 00:15:40,284 --> 00:15:41,975 - I can't wait to watch "ARGGH!" 383 00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:43,977 - Me too. I hope Hunter can escape 384 00:15:44,012 --> 00:15:46,359 from that haunted port-a-potty. 385 00:15:47,394 --> 00:15:51,364 - You boys want to join me and Roxanne for "Prison Pageants?" 386 00:15:54,298 --> 00:15:55,437 - Mom! 387 00:15:55,471 --> 00:15:57,025 Lola's watching TV, 388 00:15:57,059 --> 00:15:59,648 but Clyde and I are supposed to watch "ARGGH!" 389 00:15:59,682 --> 00:16:02,168 - Sorry, honey. Let Lola watch her show. 390 00:16:02,202 --> 00:16:03,376 She has a friend over. 391 00:16:03,410 --> 00:16:05,205 - But I have a friend over too. 392 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,552 - True, but Lola got to the TV first. 393 00:16:07,587 --> 00:16:09,209 [guitars strumming] 394 00:16:09,244 --> 00:16:10,590 - We may not get the TV, 395 00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:12,661 but at least we can have some cookies. 396 00:16:12,695 --> 00:16:13,765 - All out, brah. 397 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:17,424 Dad said Sam and I had first dibs. 398 00:16:19,288 --> 00:16:21,601 - We may not have the TV or the cookies, 399 00:16:21,635 --> 00:16:23,534 but at least we can choose lunch. 400 00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:27,020 Hey, Dad, Clyde said he would love franks and beans today. 401 00:16:27,055 --> 00:16:30,334 - Well, Lincoln suggested it, but I agreed. 402 00:16:30,368 --> 00:16:32,232 - Sorry, guys. Lunch is already made. 403 00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:33,509 - Yeah. - Ahh! 404 00:16:33,544 --> 00:16:35,408 - My friend Haiku is staying for lunch 405 00:16:35,442 --> 00:16:37,375 and requested blood sausage. 406 00:16:37,410 --> 00:16:39,653 [bird caws] - Friend? I don't see a-- 407 00:16:39,688 --> 00:16:41,034 ahh! 408 00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:49,077 - Okay, we may not have the TV, or cookies, 409 00:16:49,111 --> 00:16:50,319 or the lunch we want, 410 00:16:50,354 --> 00:16:52,666 but we can still play badminton. 411 00:16:52,701 --> 00:16:55,497 - Sorry, Lincoln. Whitney and I have the court. 412 00:16:55,531 --> 00:16:57,326 I'm onto you, buster. And in case you thought 413 00:16:57,361 --> 00:16:59,190 you were getting any other privileges today, 414 00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:00,743 everyone else is onto you too. 415 00:17:02,262 --> 00:17:03,229 - [gasps] 416 00:17:03,263 --> 00:17:04,713 [both gasp] - Yikes. 417 00:17:04,747 --> 00:17:06,508 That's a lot of kids. You want to hide at the mall 418 00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:08,165 for a few hours? - Do I? 419 00:17:08,199 --> 00:17:10,546 It'll be quieter and less crowded. 420 00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:17,657 - My sisters had discovered "the friend card." 421 00:17:17,691 --> 00:17:19,486 But they forgot that Lincoln Loud 422 00:17:19,521 --> 00:17:21,557 is the man with the plan. 423 00:17:21,592 --> 00:17:24,595 So I just came up with a way to outsmart them. 424 00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:27,080 - Whoo-whoo! Doubleheader time. 425 00:17:27,115 --> 00:17:29,669 - We'll be watching "ARGGH!" Thanks. 426 00:17:29,703 --> 00:17:31,740 - [chuckles] In your dreams. 427 00:17:31,774 --> 00:17:33,604 I have a friend over,so, uh-- 428 00:17:33,638 --> 00:17:36,400 - Yes, you have one friend over. 429 00:17:37,401 --> 00:17:42,095 But I have two. And two is greater than one. 430 00:17:43,545 --> 00:17:45,167 [girls scream] 431 00:17:45,202 --> 00:17:47,100 [rock music] 432 00:17:47,135 --> 00:17:49,413 - Guess what, Lincoln? I can do math too. 433 00:17:49,447 --> 00:17:52,554 And three is greater than two. 434 00:17:54,211 --> 00:17:55,246 [boys scream] 435 00:17:55,281 --> 00:17:56,765 [laughter] 436 00:17:57,697 --> 00:18:01,321 - Hey, Sam and I had dibs on that popcorn. 437 00:18:01,356 --> 00:18:02,702 - Gee, sorry, Luna. 438 00:18:02,736 --> 00:18:05,222 But I've got three friends over. 439 00:18:05,256 --> 00:18:06,775 And three beats one. 440 00:18:06,809 --> 00:18:09,743 - Dude, I thought we were on the same side. 441 00:18:09,778 --> 00:18:11,538 - Yeah, well, Lincoln brought in two friends, 442 00:18:11,573 --> 00:18:12,884 so I did what I had to do. 443 00:18:12,919 --> 00:18:16,405 - Well, fine. I can call my friends too. 444 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:19,512 Operator, can you help me place this call? 445 00:18:19,546 --> 00:18:22,135 [upbeat music] 446 00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:23,378 Dude, mind if we cut in? 447 00:18:23,412 --> 00:18:25,207 - But Becky and I are playing-- 448 00:18:25,242 --> 00:18:27,347 - No, totally, dude. I get that. 449 00:18:27,382 --> 00:18:29,763 It's just that you only have one friend over, 450 00:18:29,798 --> 00:18:31,834 and I have four. 451 00:18:34,596 --> 00:18:36,529 - Can you please pass the remote, Lynn? 452 00:18:36,563 --> 00:18:38,703 It's time for my fashion-show show. 453 00:18:38,738 --> 00:18:41,258 - [mimics buzzer] I have three friends over, 454 00:18:41,292 --> 00:18:43,398 so I get the TV. Thank you. 455 00:18:43,432 --> 00:18:45,745 - Three? Oh, that's so cute. 456 00:18:45,779 --> 00:18:47,505 I have five. 457 00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:49,852 Wait... 458 00:18:49,887 --> 00:18:51,613 Yeah, five. 459 00:18:52,441 --> 00:18:55,306 - Excuse me, Leni, my friends and I have to watch 460 00:18:55,341 --> 00:18:56,756 our dating advice show. 461 00:18:56,790 --> 00:18:59,276 - Sorry, Lori. I have five friends over and-- 462 00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:00,691 - Oh. Only five? 463 00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:05,558 I'll save you the trouble-- there are six of them. 464 00:19:05,592 --> 00:19:07,215 Remote, please. 465 00:19:07,974 --> 00:19:10,528 - Pardon the intrusion, eldest sibling. 466 00:19:10,563 --> 00:19:12,806 But it's time for the congressional hearings. 467 00:19:12,841 --> 00:19:14,670 - But, Lisa-- 468 00:19:14,705 --> 00:19:17,432 - Lucky seven, baby. Count 'em. 469 00:19:17,466 --> 00:19:20,331 - Move it, Lisa. My eight friends and I 470 00:19:20,366 --> 00:19:22,402 want to watch "Prison Pageants." 471 00:19:22,437 --> 00:19:25,164 - Sorry, Lola, but my nine friends and I 472 00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,856 would like to watch "Vampires of Melancholia." 473 00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:30,617 - Hit the road, Jack. My ten friends and I 474 00:19:30,652 --> 00:19:32,171 have a concert to watch. 475 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:35,381 - Everyone "nose" that 11 is more than 10. 476 00:19:35,415 --> 00:19:37,831 And we have a comedy special to watch. 477 00:19:37,866 --> 00:19:40,144 - You guys, this is literally out of control. 478 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,284 Lana, did you really have to invite 12 479 00:19:42,319 --> 00:19:43,561 of your muddy friends over? 480 00:19:43,596 --> 00:19:44,907 - Don't bark at me. 481 00:19:44,942 --> 00:19:48,187 Lincoln invited 13 randos over from the arcade. 482 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:50,396 I bet you don't even know all their names. 483 00:19:50,430 --> 00:19:51,604 - I do too. 484 00:19:51,638 --> 00:19:53,744 There's Jeff-- or is it Josh? 485 00:19:53,778 --> 00:19:56,816 - By my calculations, with this many people in the house, 486 00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:59,267 we could be approaching a threat level of... 487 00:19:59,301 --> 00:20:00,923 stampeding T-Rex. 488 00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:03,271 - Hey, I was watching that! - Too bad. 489 00:20:03,305 --> 00:20:05,549 - No, too bad for you! - Give me the remote. 490 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,447 I want to watch the sports channel. 491 00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:10,174 - Uh-oh. Make that erupting volcano. 492 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,488 [pummeling and yelling] 493 00:20:13,522 --> 00:20:14,868 - That's just great, Lincoln. 494 00:20:14,903 --> 00:20:17,423 Those complete strangers you invited into our home 495 00:20:17,457 --> 00:20:18,734 just started a fight. 496 00:20:18,769 --> 00:20:20,633 - Jim would never do that. 497 00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:22,911 It was probably Lola's pageant group. 498 00:20:22,945 --> 00:20:24,257 They looked vicious. 499 00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:25,603 - [scoffs] My money's on 500 00:20:25,638 --> 00:20:27,916 Lynn's meathead jock friends. 501 00:20:27,950 --> 00:20:29,193 - Ugh. 502 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,884 [all arguing] 503 00:20:30,919 --> 00:20:33,715 [rock music] 504 00:20:33,749 --> 00:20:35,544 [police siren wailing] 505 00:20:36,373 --> 00:20:38,237 - Police! Open up. 506 00:20:39,479 --> 00:20:41,274 - And now you're caught up. 507 00:20:41,309 --> 00:20:42,448 [all yelling] 508 00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:44,657 - Okay, kids. Break it up. 509 00:20:44,691 --> 00:20:46,245 Party's over. 510 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:49,282 - Ugh, get me out of here. - Stop shoving me. 511 00:20:49,317 --> 00:20:50,663 - Wait, Leni. 512 00:20:50,697 --> 00:20:53,217 You don't leave. You live here. 513 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,736 - Oh, right. 514 00:20:55,771 --> 00:20:57,532 - What is going on here? 515 00:20:57,566 --> 00:21:00,983 Why are there 65 kids walking out of our house? 516 00:21:01,018 --> 00:21:02,468 - Are you the parents? 517 00:21:02,502 --> 00:21:04,539 I'm afraid you've got a $200 ticket 518 00:21:04,573 --> 00:21:05,816 for noise violation. 519 00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:08,577 Try to keep your kids under control. 520 00:21:08,612 --> 00:21:10,476 - Anyone care to explain? 521 00:21:11,339 --> 00:21:15,274 - I will. I've got the story down pretty well by now. 522 00:21:16,378 --> 00:21:17,897 And now you're caught up. 523 00:21:17,931 --> 00:21:20,900 - Well, you guys are going to have to use your allowances 524 00:21:20,934 --> 00:21:23,247 to pay for this ticket. 525 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,869 - And I hope you've learned your lesson. 526 00:21:24,904 --> 00:21:26,388 - Definitely. 527 00:21:26,423 --> 00:21:28,010 We're done playing the friend card. 528 00:21:28,045 --> 00:21:30,427 In fact, we fold. 529 00:21:30,461 --> 00:21:31,531 [laughing] 530 00:21:31,566 --> 00:21:34,362 - Guys, from now on, why don't we just take turns 531 00:21:34,396 --> 00:21:35,708 choosing what show to watch 532 00:21:35,742 --> 00:21:37,848 and who gets to lick the beaters and junk. 533 00:21:37,882 --> 00:21:39,470 - Pretty sweet idea. 534 00:21:39,505 --> 00:21:41,507 We can start with dinner tonight. 535 00:21:41,541 --> 00:21:44,751 - Lori, you're the oldest. Why don't you go first? 536 00:21:44,786 --> 00:21:46,615 - Ooh, okay. I think we should have-- 537 00:21:46,650 --> 00:21:48,548 - Um, sorry, honey. Tonight's dinner 538 00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:51,862 has already been set. We're having goulash. 539 00:21:51,896 --> 00:21:54,243 - Goulash? - Why? 540 00:21:54,278 --> 00:21:56,763 [doorbell rings] - Well... [chuckles] 541 00:21:56,798 --> 00:21:58,455 We're having friends over. 542 00:21:59,732 --> 00:22:01,354 - ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 543 00:22:01,389 --> 00:22:03,322 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 544 00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:05,358 ♪ In the Loud house - ♪ Loud house 545 00:22:05,393 --> 00:22:09,983 - ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 546 00:22:10,018 --> 00:22:13,366 ♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪ 547 00:22:13,401 --> 00:22:14,747 - ♪ Loud house 548 00:22:14,781 --> 00:22:16,473 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 549 00:22:16,507 --> 00:22:17,784 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 550 00:22:17,819 --> 00:22:19,303 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪ 551 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,442 ♪ Never any privacy 552 00:22:20,477 --> 00:22:22,789 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids 553 00:22:22,824 --> 00:22:25,344 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 554 00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:26,828 ♪ In the Loud house