- ♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ A guy's gotta do what he can ♪
♪ To survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud Loud Loud ♪
♪ Loud house ♪
- Poo-poo.
[swinging jazz music]
♪ ♪
[engine whirring]
- There it is, the big city!
[screams]
- Can I get a warning next time?
- Sorry, Lincoln, I'm just so excited.
- We're visiting Bobby and Ronnie Anne this weekend,
so Lori can get to know the city better.
I'm just tagging along for moral support.
And some of that delicious casagrande cuisine.
- Can you believe it? As soon as I graduate,
I'll literally be going to college here.
[screams]
- What happened to the warning?
- Sorry, I just know how much I'm going to love it here.
I've always been a city girl at heart.
[swinging jazz music]
♪ ♪
[sighs]
How about you? Are you excited to see Ronnie Anne?
- Oh, yeah, we're gonna have a blast.
[speed metal music]
Ugh!
♪ ♪
[laughter]
♪ ♪
[sighs]
I've missed her.
[horns honking and tires squealing]
- A little lower. - A little higher.
- Ugh, why do we even need a sign?
When did we become sign people?
- I just watched a fascinating documentary
on the role of signage in expanding our freeway systems.
It seems that-- - Here, honey.
Try my taquitos.
- Ronnie Anne, I've narrowed it down to two dresses.
Has anyone seen her?
[bright jazz music]
Ronnie Anne!
- Phew, I may smell like dog all day,
but it's worth it.
- Out of my way, out of my way,
I'm cleansing the place of unkind spirits.
- [squawks] Can't see.
Mayday! Mayday!
- Gah! - Oof!
- Lincoln and Lori are here! Hooray!
[shutter snaps]
- Hi, CJ! - Hey, buddy.
Long time, no see. - Welcome back!
- Hey, how were the road signs on your way in?
- Greetings, my lovely cousin.
- Oh, hey, Carl.
- Come in! Come in!
- Bobby's down in the bodega. Go say hi.
But if he's trapped himself in the dairy case again,
don't let him out, he has to learn.
- I wasn't sure if you wanted breakfast or lunch,
so I made both! - I could eat both!
- Te adoro, mijito!
[festive music]
- Gotcha, Lincoln. Let's go!
Time to walk the plank.
- Okay, I respect the laws of the sea,
but can I eat first?
- Sure, I'm a pirate, but I'm fair.
♪ ♪
- Ow! - Welcome back, lame-o.
- Hey, Ronnie Anne, I brought you a present.
♪ ♪
- Oh, cool, a Royal Woods sweatshirt.
- I got it at Gus' Games 'n Grub.
Uh, sorry it smells like garlic knots.
- Beats smelling like a dog.
Thanks. - Ow!
[phone ringing] - Ronnie Anne,
it's Sameer calling.
- I'll call him back later. - Who's Sameer?
- Oh, Sameer's a part of Ronnie Anne's little group of friends.
They're all thick as thieves.
[sobbing] It's so sweet!
- Cool, I'd love to meet them.
- No, no, this weekend's all about you.
Come on, we have a lot of catching up to do.
- Hey, get back here with my prisoner!
[door chimes] - Boo Boo Bear!
- Babe!
- Oh, you're so cold.
- I just got out of the dairy case.
Come see my latest improvement to the bodega!
[cash register rings]
I organized the money so all the presidents
face the same way.
- You're such a business man.
- Thanks, but it took me so long,
now I have to work until 5:00.
- That's totes okay.
I can spend the day exploring the city!
- I hope you love it as much as I do.
- I'm sure I will.
I'm a city girl at heart.
[swinging jazz music]
[knocking on glass] - Babe? Can you let me out?
I was trying to get you a soda!
- Oh, no, no, no, no!
- Oh, yeah!
- Ah! - Boom!
- No! Dang it.
- Yes, I still own you.
Wanna play again? - Maybe later.
Let's go see the city.
- Ah, there's nothing to see.
Just a bunch of tall buildings and smelly subway cars.
- Oh, honey, there's much more to the city than that.
You should definitely show Lincoln around.
- Do it, mija. You know we're just gonna stare
at you until you agree.
- Ugh. Fine.
- Come on, Frida. Let's see what you got.
[video game noises]
- Wow, this is literally the city girl look
I was dreaming of.
I can't believe you have all this.
- When you thrift as much as I do,
you pretty much have anything.
- Surprise! Pirate attack!
Aah!
[laughter]
- Lori, my dove, allow me to be your guide today.
I can show you the most romantic spots
in our fine metropolis.
- Oh, fancy words from someone with a pudding moustache.
- That's very sweet, Carl.
But I think I can manage on my own.
- [sighs] I understand.
For the record, strong, independent women
enflame the passion of my heart.
- Literally adorable.
- Ugh! Thank you for ruining my vibe.
[upbeat jazz music]
- And there's a building, and another building.
And, ooh, an even taller building.
Whew, good tour.
- [gasping]
all: Hey, Ronnie Anne!
♪ ♪
- Hey, those kids are calling you.
♪ ♪
- Hey, didn't you hear us?
- Duh, obviously not.
- Hey, I'm Lincoln.
I'm sure Ronnie Anne's told you all about me.
- Actually, no.
I'm Casey, that's Sameer, and that's Nikki.
- 'Sup? How do you know Santiago?
- Uh, Linc's a part of my rough and tumble past.
- Ha! The only thing rough and tumble
was that church carnival ride
that made us puke up our cotton candy.
- We should get going.
- You guys want to hang with us?
- Heck yeah! - Sweet!
- You bet!
[swinging jazz music]
- Mm. - Out of my way.
- Watch it! - You watch out!
♪ ♪
- Hey!
♪ ♪
Excuse me!
Aah!
[coughing]
- So what do you guys do for fun up on 300th Street?
- 300th Street?
What are you-- Ah!
- Oops, my bad.
Sorry, Linc.
[pigeon cooing]
- Ah! These pigeons are crazy!
- Aren't they just as crazy uptown?
- What do you mean? I'm not from--
Ah!
- Uh, you looked hot!
- [chuckling]
[slowed jazz music]
♪ ♪
- Okay. Two stops to 45th Street.
- This is an express train to 250th Street.
- Wait, what?
[screams]
[elevator dings]
- Welcome to the top deck.
Don't forget your complimentary souvenir photo on the way out.
- Ooh.
This view is amazing!
Our tallest building doesn't come close to this
but it does provide a great view
of my friend Liam's chicken farm.
- I've never heard of a chicken farm in the city.
- I don't live in the ci-- - Oh, look! A blimp!
Ah, you missed it.
- Hey, Ronnie Anne, it's pretty cold up here.
Don't you want to put your sweatshirt on?
- No, I'm good. - Then can I borrow it?
- I'm cold. - No, you're good too.
- Just let me borrow it.
- Hey, what's your problem?
- I know what's going on.
You lied to your friends and told them you're from uptown
instead of Royal Woods!
- What? That's ridiculous!
- I'm not dumb.
Are you embarrassed about being from Royal Woods?
- Just drop it, Lincoln.
- Well, you can do what you want.
But I'm not lying about where I'm from.
[suspenseful music]
- Why do you have to mess everything up for me?
I didn't ask you to come here in the first place.
- You're right, so maybe I'll just go,
right after I take my complimentary souvenir photo.
- [sighs]
[slowed jazz music]
- Okay.
I'm still a city girl.
I can find my way back!
[crashing]
[festive music]
[snoring]
[door opens and parrot squawks]
- Hey, everyone, I just remembered I need to go home.
So I'm gonna pack.
[sobbing]
- Babe, are you okay?
- Where's Lincoln?
- He's packing. What's going on?
- I did something dumb.
- What happened out there today?
- Must be pirates.
- Come on, we need to get to the bottom of this!
- [sobbing]
I'm sorry, Boo Boo Bear.
There's just no way I can live in the city.
- But what about our plans?
We're supposed to go to college here together.
- That was before I fell in a manhole!
[sobs]
- Aw, babe.
When I first got here, I walked right
into the back end of a police horse.
Lucky for me, he hadn't eaten lunch yet.
- [sniffles]
[laughs]
- Life isn't always easy here.
But once you get the hang of it,
it's really great, and I know you're gonna love it.
- Thanks, Bobby.
I feel a lot better.
[tender music]
- Lincoln, you can't leave.
I didn't mean what I said before.
I do want you here.
- I just don't understand why you don't want your friends
to know you're from Royal Woods.
- I don't know.
I guess I wanted them to think I was a city kid
so they'd want to hang out with me.
- Well, if they're really your friends,
they'll like you for who you are,
not where you're from.
- Guess you're right.
Thanks, lame-o.
Come on, we need a do-over of today.
[thudding]
- Uh...
Just doing our weekly door inspection.
This one fails!
- Can we start with a re-do of my complimentary photo?
It didn't come out that great.
- [chuckles]
Sure, but let me take care of something first.
Hey, can I talk to you guys?
Um, I haven't been honest with you.
I'm not from the city.
I'm from a small town called Royal Woods.
Both of us are.
I'm sorry I lied.
I get it if you don't want to hang out anymore.
- Of course we want to hang with you.
- Yeah, we don't care. I mean, I'm from Kansas!
- Wait, what?
I'm just messing with you.
- [sniffing]
- Hey, let's get somethingto eat.
I'm suddenly craving garlic knots.
[laughter]
- Oh, man. Let me see that photo one more time.
- Well, this one didn't come out much better.
- I guess you'll just have to come back and visit again.
- Ow!
- Thanks for the pep talk, Boo Boo Bear.
I'm excited to be a city girlagain.
[swinging jazz music]
[engine whirring]
Hey! That's my van!
Come back!
- Babe, watch out for horse butts!
[rock and roll music]
♪ ♪
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
- Whoa! Oof!
♪ ♪
[imitates bird call]
♪ ♪
- What animal does Mary have?
- [gruff voice] A lamb with the fleece as white as snow.
[all sighing]
- Oh, good, it's really you, son.
Are you sure Luan didn't follow you?
- Definitely, I took four different buses.
Plus, I've got Clyde doing surveillance on her.
[suspenseful music]
- Great, now, let's get down to business.
April Fool's Day is tomorrow,
and we still don't have a plan to stop Luan
from pranking our butts off.
So who's got an idea?
- Oh! Bobby said we could hide in the basement of the bodega.
We just have to watch out for the rat traps.
And the asbestos.
- You're really selling it, honey.
- There's an island off the southern tip of Guam.
You can only get to it by submarine.
- [imitates buzzer] We don't have passports, Stinkin'!
- Pending some grant money,
I could build a ship that could take us to Europa,
one of Jupiter's moons.
- Or we could dig a system of tunnels under the house!
- Why don't we just ask Luan to stop?
But, like, really nicely?
- Ugh. Maybe it's hopeless.
- Excuse me, do you folks mind?
We're trying to shoot a movie here.
- Yeah, guys, out of the shot!
Okay, I'm ready for my close-up.
- Sorry, little girl, you need to get out of the shot too.
We're shooting a dangerous stunt.
- Ha! Your loss!
[bell rings]
- And action!
[rock and roll music]
[siren wailing]
[engine whirring]
[explosions]
♪ ♪
[crashing]
Cut!
[rock and roll music]
- Man, that guy can really take a beating!
- He looks just like Dad!
- Too bad I can't just hire him
to take all of Luan's pranks for me.
I wasn't being serious.
- But Dad, maybe that's the perfect plan.
We hire a bunch of stunt doubles
to take all the hits for us,
and we get off pain-free.
[overlapping dialogue]
- That might just work!
- Wow, these doubles look just like us.
- No, honey, those are the doubles.
- Oh, well, they're good too.
- So, uh, what's this gonna cost me?
[gasps]
Is this in dollars?
- I don't understand.
Why is my double old?
- You're 11 and you have white hair,
I did the best I could.
- I came out of retirement for this gig.
These days, I mostly just sit around reading in my underwear.
- Never mind, he's perfect.
- Okay, fam-o,
now that everyone's got a double,
it's time to teach them how to look and act just like us.
We've got to work fast.
Luan gets home at five, and if she finds the house empty--
Are you picking up on this?
I talk with my hands, big hand talker right here.
- Really get that mud up in your face.
Don't be afraid to eat a little.
- Now, in addition to English,
I speak Mandarin, Latin, Swedish, and West Coast rap.
- So this is the novel I'm working on.
Just in case Luan asks you about it,
you should probably read the whole thing tonight.
- Okay, so let's see the walk.
Almost, but you forgot part of it.
[crashes]
- Ugh!
- First thing in the morning,
I usually rush to the bathroom to beat the crowd.
- Oh, same here.
There's some pushy blue-hairs at the senior center.
- Then before school, I'll sometimes stop for a Flippee.
Watermelon lime's my favorite.
- It's my favorite flavor of gelatin!
- Okay, gang, here's the plan.
At midnight, we sneak out of the house
and switch places with the doubles.
They'll take it from there.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
[snoring]
- I got this.
♪ ♪
- Ugh!
♪ ♪
[tires screeching]
♪ ♪
- Good luck to you guys.
Are you sure you're ready? - Don't worry about us.
We're gonna be A-Okay.
♪ ♪
- Family, gather 'round.
We can follow the action via the cameras I installed
in everyone's room last year...
Er...
Last night!
Ooh! We have movement in the twins' room!
[computer beeps]
- Here it comes!
- Huh.
I thought for sure Luan was gonna nail them
with a bucket of grease.
- Or a sock full of quarters!
- Old Lincoln is on the move!
Slowly.
[bones popping]
- Oh, man, I can't watch. What's happening?
Did he get injured?
- Well, he did hurt his back, but it seems unrelated.
- What's the dealio?
Why aren't they getting pranked?
- Why are they leaving the house?
[all gasp]
- What the heck?
I paid good money for them to get their butts pranked off!
- Wait a minute, I get it.
Luan's prank this year was not to prank us at all.
- What do you mean, Mom?
- Ha! She knew we'd go crazy trying to protect ourselves,
so she just let us chase our tails.
- Oh, you're right!
- She is good.
[laughter]
- Well, I may have burned through all our savings,
but at least it's over!
- Over? It's just getting started!
[startled shouts]
You know, family, I had a whole different plan
in mind for today,
but I'll save that for next year,
because once I saw the amazing doubles you guys found,
I was inspired to do something even better.
So stay tuned,
because the rest of this day
is going to be doubly special!
[laughs]
Get it? You don't now, but you will.
- What is she talking about?
- Ah! Ah! Ah!
We gotta stop her!
Ugh, she welded the door shut!
- And the windows!
- I'll try the garage door.
Where's the remote?
- Oh, Luan does, she's outside!
[all scream]
- Don't look at me,
look at the monitors!
I put cameras everywhere so you can enjoy the show.
Ta-ta!
[suspenseful music]
- Ah! It's old Lincoln!
What's he doing?
Did he get lost?
- [straining]
♪ ♪
- Mrs. Johnson, it's me, Lincoln.
I can't get through another day of school
without telling you
you are the center of my universe!
And I love you!
- Oh, no!
[swoons]
- Wait! That's my pageant studio!
- Hi, Lindsey, I know I won Miss Junior Royal Woods
this year, but the truth is,
your neck is straighter,
your hair holds curls better than mine,
and your baton twirling puts mine to shame.
So here, this really belongs to you.
- [screams]
- [gasps]
Oh, sweet irony!
We handed Luan the perfect weapons to destroy us!
- Oh, no! My salon!
- I love my new perm.
I can't wait to show all my friends!
- [screams]
- Dudes, stop!
I think I want to take this thing in a new direction.
[accordion playing]
- Bogus! That's not even good polka!
Aww.
- Eww, eww, eww! A worm!
- I wouldn't run from it, I'd eat it!
[growls]
- Uh, why is my double playing against that dweeb?
It's not gonna be much of a competition.
- No!
My 300 game winning streak!
- What is she doing at my publisher's?
- I know I said I needed another month
to work on my novel, but I decided it's actually ready.
- No! The ending is wrong!
I wanted it all to be a dream!
- Colleagues, I believe that my latest
presentation will knock your proverbial socks off.
[gasps]
- This is a kitty. He says, "Meow."
[faints]
- The eyes are the windows to the soul.
And it's time I bare mine to you.
- Gasp, those were never meant to be seen.
- Bangers and Mosh, the British eatery and rock venue?
Oh, what's he doing there?
- Welcome to the "Are You a True Englishman"
trivia challenge.
First question:
In what city is the Tower of London?
[buzzer sounds]
- Oh, I got this one!
Rome!
- [gasps, swoons]
- Thanks for coming all the way here
to meet me, Boo Boo Bear.
I just really missed you.
[farts]
Oh, that was my shoe.
[farts]
That was my other shoe.
[farts]
I have some extra shoes in my bag.
- [screams]
[crashes]
- Good news, guys.
I dug us out.
- How is that good?
It's not like we can leave.
We can't show our faces anywhere
in Royal Woods ever again!
- Well, guys, it's clear what we have to do.
[dramatic music]
[pounding]
♪ ♪
- Uh, mom, what's going on?
- Obviously, we're moving, honey.
You should go pack your things.
- What? Why?
- Well, it's not like we can stay.
You pretty much ruined our lives here.
- Okay, guys.
Nice try.
You almost had me there for a moment.
[truck backs up]
- Is this the La-oods residence?
♪ ♪
- You guys, wait!
I'm sorry for the pranking!
Please, we can't move.
- It's too late to turn back now.
- No, it isn't!
I'll call everyone
I embarrassed you guys in front of.
I'll explain everything!
- It's not gonna make any difference.
- So, we'll see you in the Florida panhandle
Tuesday morning.
♪ ♪
- No!
We can't leave, Royal Woods is our home!
I'm so sorry!
I'll never prank you again!
[together] April Fool's!
[upbeat music]
- I really gotta hand it to you guys.
You're really starting to get the hang of this.
But you might want to stop that truck.
♪ ♪
- Actually, most of those boxes were empty.
Except for the ones filled with your stuff.
So you might want to stop that truck.
- No! Come back!
- ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪ - ♪ Loud house ♪
- ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪
♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪
♪ Never any privacy ♪
♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪
♪ That's the way it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪