♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like ping pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's gotta do what he can to survive ♪
♪ In the Loud House In the Loud House ♪
♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove That's how we show our love ♪
♪ In the Loud House In the Loud House ♪
♪ One boy, ten girls ♪
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
♪ Loud House ♪
♪ Loud, Loud House ♪
Poo-poo!
[school bell rings]
[whimsical music playing]
Now, that is how you mime, girls.
I can feel the weight of that punching bag in my very soul.
Don't forget to bend those legs, Spencer.
Here, let me show you.
I'll take the medicine ball... [pants, grunts]
All right, people, warm ups are over.
Gather round.
Welcome to the varsity mime tryouts.
Those of you who succeed will receive their varsity berets.
[magical music plays]
This beret shows that you are among the elite
of the silent arts community.
The best of the best.
So let the tryouts commence.
Places, people!
Act one of our two-act tryout is the physical test.
Students who complete the obstacle course
in under five minutes will advance.
On your marks...
Get set...
Go!
And they're off.
Ruby leads the pack,
but Spencer is skating his way up the outside.
Oh, the drama.
[grunts] Time for the wind fan.
Ah, an umbrella. Way to commit, Shannon.
[grunts] Oh, no.
I seemed to have spilled this very slick barrel of oil.
[laughs]
[gasps] Gasp! Watch out for that wall.
[thud]
Why, that's no wall. It's a box.
A Bernardo bait and switch.
[clicks]
[clangs]
- [panting] - And time!
Bravo! [chuckles]
[panting]
[stomach rumbles]
[Spencer vomits]
Something tells me that was not mimed.
Now that you've all passed the physical test,
it's time for the mental one.
Your challenge is to remain silent for the rest of the day.
Now, according to the rules
of the Official Mime Code Book...
[grunting]
Benny, a little help?
[grunts]
That means "no texting, writing,
or communicating in any form other than mime."
So good luck and goodbye.
[Dad] Heya, kiddo!
We're off to the restaurant
for the big lobster boil tonight.
There's a good shell-ection on the menu.
[chuckles]
[mouthing laughter]
Oh, you're trying out a silent laugh? Cool.
Bye, sweetie! Miss you too!
[groans] Oh!
Get it off, get it off!
[gasps] I'm coming, buddy.
Lynn, hold still!
- [clangs] - [Kotaro] Whoops!
I'm ready to take your order, ma'am.
[engine starts]
- [door opens] - [Lola] Luan!
I need to practice my hairstyling on someone
for the Little Miss Safety Scissors Pageant.
What do you say?
[whimsical music plays]
You're saying your ponytail is outdated
and you need a new hairdo?
Couldn't agree more.
Let's go!
Lola Loud, what can't you do?
She's speechless.
A reaction all too common for moi.
[grunt nearby]
Heyo! I need someone to help me with my deadlift set
before my pre-workout wears off. Can one of you spot me?
Actually, you can spot me leaving this conversation.
How about it, Luan?
You need to... build up those noodle arms?
Ah! Couldn't agree more. Let's do this.
[breathes heavily]
[grunts]
[screams]
I can lift anything! Thanks for the spot, Luan.
[grunts]
Who wants to be a test subject for my experiment?
Love the enthusiasm, Luan. Follow me.
[huffs] Luan, I don't have time for tomfoolery.
Todd, if you please...
[Lisa] Thank you, willing participant.
Todd and I are testing the limitations of the human body.
In just a few moments,
you'll experience a series of harsh
and extreme conditions.
There's a mic inside the pod,
so just give me a shout
if anything becomes too intense.
Capisce?
Todd, proceed.
Commencing phase one, sub-zero temperatures.
Phase two, desert-like conditions.
Fascinating. Not a proverbial peep.
Time to crank it up a notch, Todd.
Let's get this party started.
[crackles]
[wind gusting]
[female voice] Test complete.
[Lisa] Incredible.
Now, let's just do that one more time
to confirm the results,
and you'll be on your wa-- Huh?
Ugh, why do they always run away?
[Mom] Kids, anyone want to join me at the mall?
Gotta make a few returns.
[excited chatter]
I'll take that as a yes.
Lynn, please put Vanzilla down.
[phone rings]
[Deb] Mr. Loud, Fish Lady Deb here.
Listen, we've got a crustacean situation.
I just found out that lobster I sold you this morning
went bad sometime over the Long Island Sound.
It's just so hard to tell, you know?
It all smells like fish.
Anywhoose, make sure nobody eats that lobster
if you're catchin' my drift.
Vomit face emoji.
[suspenseful piano music playing]
[people coughing]
No wait, please, please! Come back!
[sobs]
I'm ruined!
If only someone had given me the message!
[sobs]
[whistling]
Don't make eye contact. Maybe she'll go away.
[sighs] What do you want?
I'm not in the mood for charades, Loud.
What is it, you need-- What, a ride?
Oh! To a restaurant?
Well, I guess I could nosh. All right, hop in.
Where to?
[sighs] Great. More games.
You're kidding me. No Burpin' Burger either?
You've said no to three restaurants already.
Well, I don't know what you want, but I'm having this.
[male voice] Welcome to the Burpin' Burger.
How can I help you?
Still deciding. Hmm...
Let's see.
Double Belcher Combo sounds good,
but do I want that with Chips or Fried Reflux Rings?
Ehh... Maybe you should go first, Loud.
[Mr. Grouse] Huh?
Waiter! Where are the lobsters?
Despite my youthful appearance, I ain't getting any younger.
[gasps] Luan! What are you doing?
Uh... right. Can you just talk to me?
'Cause I don't know what you're trying to say.
Huh! You may not like my lobster,
but plenty of other people do.
[dramatic music playing]
[alarm rings]
[slurps] Ahh!
[customers gasp]
Hey! What the what?
Luan, cut that out. What are you doing?
Hey!
Oh, thank you, dear boy.
- Luan, stop! - Let go, missy.
I got you, pooky!
Oh, magnificent!
- [gasping] - Hey!
Hey! What are you doing?
Ahh!
Mrs. B! Don't eat that lobster!
It's gone bad!
[gasps] Huh?
[sniffs]
[groans]
[all groan]
Luan! Do you know what you've just done?
[sighs] Yes. I spoke.
I broke the cardinal rule of miming.
And now I'm breaking it again by telling you about it.
I guess I'm not cut out for the varsity team.
[sobbing]
Dear sweet baby child, what are you talking about?
Let me read you something from the Mime Code Book.
Lucky for you, I never leave home without it.
[grunts]
All right, let's see...
Ah! Here it is.
"Mimes are to remain silent at all times,
unless another person is put in harm's way."
Luan, you did follow the rules!
You spoke to save me. You're a hero!
And definitely worthy of this.
Your varsity beret!
- I'm on the team? - Of course!
Oh! I am so proud of you, kiddo.
And thank you for saving my behind.
Well, I guess all of our behinds.
Lynnsagna on the house for everyone!
[customers] Yay! Whoo!
Now, let's get to school. It's almost rehearsal time.
Oh! Hailing a cab. Excellent idea.
Cabbie, Royal Woods High School. And step on it.
Hey, how did they get a cab so quickly?