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♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls
like ping pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
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♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's gotta do what he can
to survive ♪
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♪ In the Loud House
In the Loud House ♪
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♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove
That's how we show our love ♪
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♪ In the Loud House
In the Loud House ♪
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♪ One boy, ten girls ♪
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
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♪ Loud House ♪
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♪ Loud, Loud House ♪
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Poo-poo!
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Now, that is
how you mime, girls.
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I can feel the weight of that
punching bag in my very soul.
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Don't forget to bend
those legs, Spencer.
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Here, let me show you.
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I'll take the medicine ball...
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All right, people,
warm ups are over.
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Gather round.
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Welcome to the
varsity mime tryouts.
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Those of you who succeed will
receive their varsity berets.
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This beret shows that you
are among the elite
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of the silent arts community.
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The best of the best.
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So let the tryouts commence.
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Places, people!
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Act one of our two-act tryout
is the physical test.
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Students who complete
the obstacle course
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in under five minutes
will advance.
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On your marks...
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Get set...
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Go!
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And they're off.
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Ruby leads the pack,
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but Spencer is skating
his way up the outside.
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Oh, the drama.
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Time for the wind fan.
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Ah, an umbrella.
Way to commit, Shannon.
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Oh, no.
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I seemed to have spilled
this very slick barrel of oil.
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Gasp!
Watch out for that wall.
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Why, that's no wall. It's a box.
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A Bernardo bait and switch.
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And time!
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Bravo!
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Something tells me
that was not mimed.
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Now that you've all passed
the physical test,
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it's time for the mental one.
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Your challenge is to remain
silent for the rest of the day.
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Now, according to the rules
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of the Official Mime
Code Book...
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Benny, a little help?
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That means "no texting, writing,
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or communicating
in any form other than mime."
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So good luck and goodbye.
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Heya, kiddo!
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We're off to the restaurant
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for the big lobster boil
tonight.
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There's a good shell-ection
on the menu.
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Oh, you're trying out
a silent laugh? Cool.
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Bye, sweetie! Miss you too!
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Oh!
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Get it off, get it off!
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I'm coming, buddy.
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Lynn, hold still!
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Whoops!
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I'm ready to take your order,
ma'am.
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Luan!
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I need to practice
my hairstyling on someone
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for the Little Miss Safety
Scissors Pageant.
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What do you say?
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You're saying your ponytail
is outdated
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and you need a new hairdo?
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Couldn't agree more.
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Let's go!
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Lola Loud, what can't you do?
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She's speechless.
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A reaction all too common
for moi.
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Heyo! I need someone to
help me with my deadlift set
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before my pre-workout wears off.
Can one of you spot me?
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Actually, you can spot me
leaving this conversation.
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How about it, Luan?
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You need to... build up
those noodle arms?
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Ah! Couldn't agree more.
Let's do this.
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I can lift anything!
Thanks for the spot, Luan.
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Who wants to be a test subject
for my experiment?
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Love the enthusiasm, Luan.
Follow me.
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Luan, I don't have time
for tomfoolery.
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Todd, if you please...
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Thank you,
willing participant.
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Todd and I are testing the
limitations of the human body.
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In just a few moments,
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you'll experience a series
of harsh
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and extreme conditions.
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There's a mic
inside the pod,
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so just give me a shout
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if anything
becomes too intense.
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Capisce?
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Todd, proceed.
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Commencing phase one,
sub-zero temperatures.
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Phase two,
desert-like conditions.
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Fascinating.
Not a proverbial peep.
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Time to crank it up a notch,
Todd.
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Let's get this party started.
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Test complete.
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Incredible.
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Now, let's just do that
one more time
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to confirm the results,
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and you'll be on your wa-- Huh?
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Ugh, why do they always
run away?
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Kids, anyone want
to join me at the mall?
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Gotta make a few returns.
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I'll take that as a yes.
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Lynn, please put Vanzilla down.
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Mr. Loud,
Fish Lady Deb here.
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Listen, we've got
a crustacean situation.
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I just found out that lobster
I sold you this morning
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went bad sometime
over the Long Island Sound.
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It's just so hard to tell,
you know?
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It all smells like fish.
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Anywhoose, make sure
nobody eats that lobster
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if you're catchin' my drift.
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Vomit face emoji.
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No wait, please, please!
Come back!
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I'm ruined!
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If only someone
had given me the message!
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Don't make eye contact.
Maybe she'll go away.
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What do you want?
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I'm not in the mood
for charades, Loud.
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What is it, you need--
What, a ride?
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Oh! To a restaurant?
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Well, I guess I could nosh.
All right, hop in.
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Where to?
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Great. More games.
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You're kidding me.
No Burpin' Burger either?
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You've said no
to three restaurants already.
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Well, I don't know what
you want, but I'm having this.
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Welcome to the Burpin' Burger.
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How can I help you?
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Still deciding. Hmm...
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Let's see.
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Double Belcher Combo
sounds good,
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but do I want that with Chips
or Fried Reflux Rings?
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Ehh... Maybe you should
go first, Loud.
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Huh?
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Waiter! Where are the lobsters?
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Despite my youthful appearance,
I ain't getting any younger.
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Luan!
What are you doing?
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Uh... right.
Can you just talk to me?
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'Cause I don't know
what you're trying to say.
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Huh! You may not
like my lobster,
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but plenty of other people do.
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Ahh!
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Hey! What the what?
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Luan, cut that out.
What are you doing?
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Hey!
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Oh, thank you, dear boy.
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- Luan, stop!
- Let go, missy.
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I got you, pooky!
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Oh, magnificent!
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Hey!
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Hey! What are you doing?
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Ahh!
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Mrs. B! Don't eat that lobster!
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It's gone bad!
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Huh?
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Luan! Do you know
what you've just done?
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Yes. I spoke.
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I broke the cardinal rule
of miming.
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And now I'm breaking it again
by telling you about it.
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I guess I'm not cut out
for the varsity team.
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Dear sweet baby child,
what are you talking about?
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Let me read you something
from the Mime Code Book.
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Lucky for you,
I never leave home without it.
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All right, let's see...
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Ah! Here it is.
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"Mimes are to remain silent
at all times,
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unless another person
is put in harm's way."
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Luan, you did follow the rules!
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You spoke to save me.
You're a hero!
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And definitely worthy of this.
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Your varsity beret!
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- I'm on the team?
- Of course!
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Oh! I am so proud of you, kiddo.
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And thank you
for saving my behind.
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Well, I guess
all of our behinds.
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Lynnsagna on the house
for everyone!
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Yay! Whoo!
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Now, let's get to school.
It's almost rehearsal time.
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Oh! Hailing a cab.
Excellent idea.
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Cabbie, Royal Woods High School.
And step on it.
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Hey, how did they
get a cab so quickly?