♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like ping pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's gotta do what he can to survive ♪
♪ In the Loud House In the Loud House ♪
♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove That's how we show our love ♪
♪ In the Loud House In the Loud House ♪
♪ One boy, ten girls ♪
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
♪ Loud House ♪
♪ Loud, Loud House ♪
Poo poo!
- [kids giggling] - You can't catch me!
Now if this works as I hope, Petey,
my patented safety salve should act
as a protective, wearable shield
against painful dodgeballs.
[grunts]
Hmm, interesting.
Might need more corn syrup.
[Darcy] Hey, Lisa.
I wanted to invite you to my birthday party Saturday.
You're my bestie, you have to come.
Of course, Darcy, that's what besties are for.
At least according to the latest sociological studies.
Yippie!
You seen Petey? I want to invite him too.
He's over there,
recovering from his contribution to science.
Uh... I'm okay!
Thanks, bestie!
Mental note: invent confetti defense shield.
Hey, Todd. Add this event to my schedule.
FYI, "please" goes a long way.
Error.
You have something scheduled at that day and time.
Oh... How could I forget?
Dr. Julius Brown, the renowned gastroenterologist,
is being honored at the Royal Woods Medical Center!
I've been looking forward to this for months!
I have to find something suitable to wear.
Nope. Too casual. Too formal.
Ugh, I hate all my lab coats.
So should I decline Darcy's invite and liquidate it?
[sighs] No, I can't do that to my bestie.
I don't want to hurt her feelings.
Hmm, maybe I can clone myself
so I can be in both places at once,
or cryogenically freeze Darcy so she doesn't age,
thus eliminating the need for a birthday party.
Now where did I put my freeze ray?
Oh! Todd. That's an even better idea.
You can disguise yourself as me and go to the party
while I go live it up with Dr. B.
There is just one problem. I am way taller than you.
Eh, a minor setback. I'll take care of that.
Gulp.
[drilling, whirring, banging]
[Lisa] And we are finished! It's like looking in a mirror.
Twinsies!
Whoa!
You'd better not move around too much.
We wouldn't want your disguise to fall off like that mid party.
Oh, I also cloned my voice.
Let me upload it to you now so you can give it a try.
Ahem. [imitates Lisa] Hi, I'm Lisa. I have a high IQ.
I think I'm so much smarter than everyone.
Eh. A tad sassy, but accurate.
To be safe, I'll be monitoring you with a camera and speakers.
With this tablet, I can see what you're seeing.
If you get into any figurative hot water,
I can coach you via this earpiece.
With these precautions in place, it's almost like I'll be there.
I'll be the virtual life of the party. [chuckling]
Hey, Einstein, I cut some fruit if you're--
[both laughing]
I should have knocked.
[upbeat electronic music playing]
I have arrived at the destination.
Excellent. Mission is a go.
- Lisa! You're here! - Of course.
I couldn't miss the celebration
of the anniversary of your birth. [exclaims]
Ha! I couldn't have said it better myself.
Now I need to figure out
which one of my fecal matter study slides
I want Dr. Brown to autograph.
It's piñata time!
Lisa, you can go first.
Oop! Ah! Er... Ah, yes. Piñata.
Something, I, a human child, am deeply familiar with.
[Lisa] It's easy, Todd.
All you have to do is use the bat to break the piñata.
[tense music plays]
[loud explosion]
Apologies. Perhaps I over-engaged my core.
[cheering]
Good thing they were too distracted by sweets
to notice your superhuman strength.
Just do not let it happen again.
Now to rehearse my greeting... [clears throat]
Hello, Dr. Brown, I love your work.
Particularly your dissertation on impacted lower intestines.
Everyone's gonna say that. Way to be original, Lisa.
[party music playing over speakers]
Ooh, I love this song.
- Let's dance, Lisa. - Uh, be right there.
Gotta grease my gears.
Uh, uh, I mean, stretch.
Come in, Lisa.
They are doing "the kangaroo bop."
How do I proceed?
My wig will undoubtedly fly off.
Hmm, use your freeze-ray on them.
That'll put an end to their dancing.
Seems a bit extreme. Todd's got this.
[dancing walla]
The kangaroo is so out.
Now everyone's doing the "power save."
[buzzing]
So cool!
[rattles]
Excellent problem solving, Todd.
Self-drive mode, to the Medical Center, pronto.
[Big Wheels] Did you say Toronto?
Taking you to Canada.
- No, no, no, no! - [engine revs]
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
[inhales deeply, then blows]
[Lisa] Careful, Todd, the cake might clog your audio inputs.
Just pretend to eat.
Mmm, birthday cake. My favorite. Num-num-num-num.
I love to put cake in my human mouth and digest it.
It's de-lish.
Looks like we've got things under control.
And I am just mere moments away from Dr. Brown.
See, Todd? We can do it all.
[groans]
Who knew such a small body
could metabolize such large quantities of cake?
[honking]
Ulysses Unicorns and Unitards here with your rental delivery.
Sorry I'm late.
I had to model my unitards for a potential buyer.
Can you believe they ended up canceling the whole order?
Anywhose. Here's the unicorn.
[Flip] Don't worry,
his eyeball's supposed to do that.
Mechanical unicorn? Oh, no. Todd, avoid it at all cost.
It'll shake your costume off
- and our cover will be blown. - [Todd] Roger that.
Hey bestie. Come ride the unicorn with me.
Uh...
Okay, listen to me, Todd,
I am uploading you with an excuse app.
You should have enough to get you through the party.
♪ La, la, me and my bestie ridin' on a unicorn ♪
[buzzes]
If you'll excuse me, I have a train to catch,
my dog ate my homework, it's not in my budget.
My arthritis is acting up. It's not you, it's me.
For Pete's sake, Todd, slow down.
You're burning through your excuses
quicker than a supernova burns through gas.
Pretty please?!
You're my best friend,
and riding the unicorn with my bestie is my one birthday wish.
Uh, uh...
Oh, brother.
Sounds like excuses won't cut it anyway.
We'll have to take drastic measures.
You'll have to destroy the unicorn.
Whoa!
[cheering]
But how? All eyes are on the ride.
You've got four terabytes of processing power, Todd.
Figure it out!
I have to mentally prepare myself
to talk to a fecal legend.
Of course I'll ride the unicorn with you.
Right after I drain the ol' oil can--
uh, I mean, use the little girls room.
Who wants punch?
[crackling]
[kids laughing]
Oh, great, I have only made it stronger.
Oh, no, where is that pesky donkey?
Maybe it's right there!
[pops]
[all] Aww!
Oh, darn.
Looks like the unicorn is not safe to ride.
Out of the way, Lincoln's sister.
Ah, it's fine.
Nothin' an ol' patch n' pump can't fix.
- [grunts] - [air whooshing]
[cheering]
- Ugh... - Lisa, there you are.
Let's get in line for that unicorn ride.
[laughing]
Huh? Hmm...
[whistling]
- [crackles] - [Todd groans]
- You okay, Lisa? - Fair epidermis and hot sun.
- It's my curse. - Okay, well we're up next.
My birthday wish is about to come true.
[gasps] Up next?
Oh, and Lisa, I just wanna say,
I know birthdays aren't your thing,
but it means so much to me that you came to my party.
You're the bestest bestie ever.
Oh, man.
All I've been doing all day is thinking about myself.
That's not what I'd call "bestie behavior."
If Todd goes on that unicorn,
his cover will be blown and Darcy will be really hurt.
You're up. Dr. Brown will see you now.
[sighs] Give Dr. Brown my regards.
It's time I put friendship before feces.
To tall Timbers Park, on the double!
[Big Wheels] Dublin, Ireland. Confirmed.
Activating submarine mode.
[grunts] You are so getting scrapped!
Yay! Our turn.
Oh, I'm too late.
If I swap in now, Darcy will see there are two of us.
Wait, unless...
Darcy, I just want to say, whatever happens,
friendship is a complex and fragile beast.
[Lisa] Come in, Todd. Thank you for your service today.
Prepare for liftoff.
[Todd] Whoa!
[grunts] Phew!
What I meant to say is, let's ride, bestie.
[both giggle and shout]
Hey, this is quite stimulating.
[both laugh]
[birds squawking]
Thanks for coming, Lisa. This was the best birthday ever.
Of course. We are best friends, after all.
And I honestly had a great time.
What do you say to another unicorn ride?
Yay!
I love a happy ending. Self-drive mode.
Take me back to my place.
[Big Wheels] Taking you to space.
Activating thrusters.
What? No. Lisa!