♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪
♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
♪ That's how we show our love ♪
♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
♪ Loud, Loud, Loud ♪
♪ Loud house ♪
Poo-poo.
Where is Mrs. Bernardo?
The cast list for "The Case of the Missing Corgi"
should be up by now.
Mm, I can't wait to find out who gets to play the lead,
Detective Agatha Mystery.
Fellow thespians, it is I.
Now, without further ado, the cast list.
Ha ha!
Ah!
Oh.
Ah, sorry, Ed!
This is my favorite suede uniform.
Oh.
Out of the way!
- Let me see! - Watch it!
Oh, my gosh. I'm Agatha Mystery!
Congratulations, Luan.
Not only did you have the best audition,
but you already embody the qualities
of a real detective.
Why, just last week, you solved the mystery
of my missing lunch bag.
When you smelled egg salad,
you cleverly deduced that I was sitting on it.
Ah, gee, thanks, Mrs. B.
I won't let you down.
Aw, I wanted to be Gertrude.
Why do I always get cast as a mulberry bush?
Not just any mulberry bush,
the lead mulberry bush!
Cool! I'm the corgi.
Looks like I'm Gertrude, Agatha's faithful sidekick.
With the two of us on the case, we won't miss anything.
"The Case of the Missing Corgi,"
act one, scene one, and action!
Whoo-hoo! Break a leg, Amy baby!
Good evening, Detective.
I'm here on behalf of the queen.
Her beloved corgi has gone missing!
Sounds like quite the conundrum.
Blimey, sir!
Have you checked the royal dog park?
Don't be ridiculous, Gertrude.
No dog thief worth his salt
would hide a canine in a dog park.
Ay, milady.
That's why they pay you the big pounds.
Aah!
- Cut! - Amy-kins!
Are you okay?
I think so.
Ooh, it's just my toe.
That sandbag came out of nowhere.
That's weird. The rope's been cut.
Hmm.
And look, up in the rafters.
Someone left behind scissors.
I'm beginning to suspect that this was no accident at all.
I do have my share of nemeses.
Well, then it looks like we have
a real-life mystery on our hands.
And, Luan, with your natural detective skills,
you're the perfect person to solve it.
Don't worry.
I'm on the case.
I'll help.
Uh, Benny?
Just staying in character.
Off to investigate your first nemesis.
Ed the janitor's had it out for me
since I knocked paint on his suede coveralls.
Huh. It looks like he's not here.
Hm, suspicious.
Maybe he's on the lam.
Mm, unlikely.
His car keys are still here.
But his galoshes and squeegee aren't.
I suspect he had a janitorial emergency.
Whoa.
Didn't mean to scare you kids.
Spent the last three hours cleaning the cafeteria--
category five food fight.
And of course, today I had to wear
my crushed velvet coveralls.
Oh.
Let's go, team.
Ed here has been through enough today already.
On to the next suspect.
Come on, fess up.
Uh, I didn't cut the rope!
Yeah, I was backstage, but I was--
I was getting into costume for the park scene.
A costume you hate
because you really wanted to be Gertrude,
which is why you sabotaged me.
Nah, it's plausible, Amy, but wrong.
You see, she couldn't have used the scissors
because her costume has no arm holes.
Good eye, Luan.
I mean--
Well, I guess that leaves one last suspect.
Lyberti is Rex's ex.
And she was totes jelly when Rex and I made it "ofish."
That may be true, but on closer inspection,
you'd see that Lyberti is wearing
an oversized wrestling jacket,
most likely given to her by her new boyfriend.
Clearly, she had no reason to be jealous or sabotage you.
Lyberti didn't do this.
So, Luan, our brilliant detective,
did you crack the case yet?
The trail went a little cold.
But don't worry, I'm gonna figure it out.
Hey, Amy, ready to go?
Let me take your bag.
Rex, what happened to your hand?
It looks like... rope burns?
What? No.
I--I, uh, scraped my hands in pottery class.
Our school doesn't offer pottery.
Wait a minute.
You cut the rope!
What a twist!
I'm sorry, Amy.
But ever since you got cast as Gertrude,
you haven't had any time to hang out with me.
I just thought if I scared you, you'd quit the play.
Super selfish, Rex.
You and I are through.
Oh, no!
Well done, Amy!
I had no idea you had such stellar investigative skills.
In fact, change of plans.
I want you to be our new Agatha.
You'll bring such authenticity to the role.
Luan, you're Gertrude.
I can't take Luan's part.
Uh, yes, you can.
You deserve it.
You're clearly the better detective.
Okay, everybody, find your mark.
Act one, scene one, and action!
Good evening, Detective.
I'm here on behalf of the queen.
I'm afraid her beloved corgi has gone missing!
Sounds like quite the conundrum.
Huh, that's weird.
Luan. Luan!
Cut!
Luan, you missed your cue.
Agh, let's take five, everyone.
You okay, Luan?
Oh, yeah. Uh, just, uh, forgot my line.
I better go check my script.
Benny, something fishy is going on.
I have a theory, but I need to test it out.
Great, I'll help.
I just need a quick bathroom break.
Meet me out by the fire hydrant in five.
Special delivery for Rex.
Just sign here.
He's right-handed.
Interesting.
Hmm.
Red stage makeup.
Even more interesting.
Benny, the flowers!
She's coming.
Quick, hide!
Come on, boy. Let's give chase.
Aww.
Aha! Just as I suspected.
Benny, I know what really happened
with Amy's little accident.
And I can prove it.
Thanks for the cover, Shannon.
Ugh. Glad this costume's good for something.
Welcome, everyone.
Sit back and enjoy as we present to you
"The Case of the Missing Corgi."
Good evening, Detective.
I'm here on behalf of the queen.
Her beloved corgi has gone missing!
Sounds like quite the conundrum.
Actually, Amy,
I have an even more interesting case--
how you got the lead role in this play.
Egad.
This isn't the script.
She's going rogue!
How do you close these things?
You created a fake mystery
so that you could solve it in front of Mrs. Bernardo,
knowing that it would get you the lead role.
What?
You have no proof.
Oh, but I do.
My first clue was Gertrude's stage marker,
right where the sandbag hit.
Unlike the others, it had a purple mark on it,
just like your nail polish.
Oh, my!
Then I noticed the scissors used
to cut the rope were for a lefty.
But when Rex signed for the package I sent him,
I discovered he was a righty.
But not you.
Catch. - Ah!
She's a lefty?
I did not see that one coming.
You cut that rope.
But Rex was the one with rope burn on his hands,
not me.
Cheap stage makeup.
It was in the trash under your dressing table.
What is she doing?
Ah!
Uh, Shannon, the dog park is your scene.
This is ridiculous.
Why would Rex confess if he didn't do it?
Because you were working together.
But they broke up.
I thought so too, mulberry bush.
But then I sent Amy flowers
and signed the card, "Heart your loving boyfriend,"
to see what she'd do.
And she went running right into Rex's arms.
You see, they never did break up.
In fact, he's here right now, cheering her on.
Love you, babe!
Not helping, Rex.
Ugh, fine. I did it.
I wanted Mrs. B to see me as a great detective
so she'd cast me as Agatha.
Ah!
I'm disappointed in you, Amy.
The bruises I just got don't hurt nearly as much
as your deception.
And, Luan, very impressive sleuthing.
When it comes to the role of Agatha,
there's no mystery who should play it.
You, my dear!
What happened to the dog?
Uh! Wait!
That wasn't the play!
It hasn't even started yet!
I'm sorry, Luan.
What I did was pretty crummy.
I'm gonna drop out of the play.
Oh, apology accepted.
But I don't think you need to go that far.
I have an idea.
Places, everyone!
I'm so excited.
I get to play Gertrude.
Shannon, how did you walk in this thing?
Whoa--whoa!
Ow! - Ah!
Oh! Sorry, Ed.
Ah, great.
Now I got mulberry juice on my cashmere overalls.
That's it! Starting tomorrow,
I'm going back to polyester!