1 00:00:01,421 --> 00:00:04,318 [upbeat rock music] 2 00:00:04,318 --> 00:00:09,869 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:09,869 --> 00:00:12,214 Tensions are running high tonight, folks! 4 00:00:12,214 --> 00:00:15,180 The Meat Mountain and the Hungry Hungry Herbivore 5 00:00:15,180 --> 00:00:17,524 are locked in a tight match! 6 00:00:17,524 --> 00:00:19,490 Ooh, the Meat Mountain has the Herbivore 7 00:00:19,490 --> 00:00:21,835 in the classic five-fingered hand crunch. 8 00:00:21,835 --> 00:00:23,490 Crush his bones! 9 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:25,731 Man, I love sitting ringside. 10 00:00:25,731 --> 00:00:27,869 You can, like, almost taste the sweat. 11 00:00:27,869 --> 00:00:30,593 [groans] 12 00:00:30,593 --> 00:00:33,766 And... I'm gonna go get new nachos. 13 00:00:33,766 --> 00:00:36,145 - [grunts] - [gasps] 14 00:00:36,145 --> 00:00:37,766 Nacho? 15 00:00:37,766 --> 00:00:40,628 Wait a minute, what's the Meat Mountain doing now? 16 00:00:40,628 --> 00:00:42,973 Who wants a piece of meat? 17 00:00:42,973 --> 00:00:44,869 [crickets chirping] 18 00:00:44,869 --> 00:00:46,214 [clucks] 19 00:00:46,214 --> 00:00:49,800 Oh, an arena full of chickens, huh? 20 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:54,180 No one calls me a chicken, ya turkey. 21 00:00:54,180 --> 00:00:56,938 [tense music] 22 00:00:56,938 --> 00:00:59,869 Hey, kid, I don't want you to get hurt. 23 00:00:59,869 --> 00:01:01,628 Why don't you scram? 24 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:03,628 - [grunts] - Whoa! 25 00:01:03,628 --> 00:01:04,662 Yah! 26 00:01:04,662 --> 00:01:06,180 Meat Mountain? 27 00:01:06,180 --> 00:01:08,662 More like a meat loaf, chump. 28 00:01:08,662 --> 00:01:10,559 Ha. [cheers and applause] 29 00:01:10,559 --> 00:01:13,490 Oh, the Meat Mountain has been reduced to rubble 30 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:16,490 in an avalanche of pain! 31 00:01:19,042 --> 00:01:21,731 Hey kid, wait up! I'm dying to ask-- 32 00:01:21,731 --> 00:01:24,835 how in the world did you ever pick up the Mountain? 33 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:28,421 Ha, the three C's of powerlifting baby: 34 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:31,386 confidence, calves, and quads. 35 00:01:31,386 --> 00:01:35,559 Uh, quads starts with a--whoa! 36 00:01:35,559 --> 00:01:38,214 Whatever you want it to start with. 37 00:01:38,214 --> 00:01:41,386 I'm Bella Big Bucks, the top promoter 38 00:01:41,386 --> 00:01:43,283 for Motor City Wrestling. 39 00:01:43,283 --> 00:01:45,007 Lynn Loud. 40 00:01:45,007 --> 00:01:48,042 Look, we both know pro wrestling is staged, 41 00:01:48,042 --> 00:01:50,283 but your athleticism and strength would be 42 00:01:50,283 --> 00:01:52,386 big-time assets in my ring. 43 00:01:52,386 --> 00:01:55,766 How would you like to be my next star wrestler? 44 00:01:55,766 --> 00:01:58,662 For real? That would be amazing! 45 00:01:58,662 --> 00:01:59,800 Great! 46 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:01,386 Let's talk about your character. 47 00:02:01,386 --> 00:02:03,869 Who does Lynn Loud want to be in the ring? 48 00:02:03,869 --> 00:02:06,593 Hmm. 49 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:08,352 Let's see what we've got to work with. 50 00:02:08,352 --> 00:02:10,214 [gags, coughs] 51 00:02:10,214 --> 00:02:12,973 Okay. A lot of smells. 52 00:02:12,973 --> 00:02:15,076 But not a lot of variety. 53 00:02:15,076 --> 00:02:17,662 Couldn't help but overhear you talking fashion! 54 00:02:17,662 --> 00:02:19,283 [both gasp] 'Cause I can help. 55 00:02:19,283 --> 00:02:20,628 No offense, Leni, 56 00:02:20,628 --> 00:02:22,386 but we're not putting together prom outfits. 57 00:02:22,386 --> 00:02:24,283 This is wrestling! 58 00:02:24,283 --> 00:02:26,628 Um, I love wrestling. 59 00:02:26,628 --> 00:02:29,455 Did you guys watch that Rage in a Cage tag team match 60 00:02:29,455 --> 00:02:31,973 last week, where one of the Python Boys turned 61 00:02:31,973 --> 00:02:33,318 on his own partner 62 00:02:33,318 --> 00:02:37,524 by putting him in a cold-blooded clutch? 63 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:39,697 I just get so into the storylines. 64 00:02:39,697 --> 00:02:42,835 [laughs] It's like a big sweaty soap opera. 65 00:02:42,835 --> 00:02:45,007 Makeover time! 66 00:02:45,007 --> 00:02:46,076 What do you think? 67 00:02:46,076 --> 00:02:49,283 [light elevator music] 68 00:02:49,283 --> 00:02:52,455 [straining] 69 00:02:54,145 --> 00:02:55,249 Too spiky. 70 00:02:55,249 --> 00:02:56,524 [both suck teeth] 71 00:02:56,524 --> 00:02:58,145 Not gonna happen. 72 00:02:58,145 --> 00:02:59,386 No way. 73 00:02:59,386 --> 00:03:00,490 Who wears this? 74 00:03:00,490 --> 00:03:03,076 Look, guys, this isn't working. 75 00:03:03,076 --> 00:03:06,145 None of these feel-- I don't know, authentic. 76 00:03:06,145 --> 00:03:09,352 Hmm, maybe we need to dig a little deeper. 77 00:03:09,352 --> 00:03:12,318 Like, my fave wrestler, Pixie Cutz, 78 00:03:12,318 --> 00:03:14,938 used to be an actual hair stylist. 79 00:03:14,938 --> 00:03:17,076 Her character feels supes authentic. 80 00:03:17,076 --> 00:03:20,386 Yeah, what is Lynn Loud really passionate about? 81 00:03:20,386 --> 00:03:22,145 Huh. 82 00:03:22,145 --> 00:03:24,145 [gasps] Wait, I've got it. 83 00:03:24,145 --> 00:03:27,111 [upbeat rock music] 84 00:03:27,111 --> 00:03:29,490 ♪ ♪ 85 00:03:29,490 --> 00:03:32,455 You've met Lynn Loud, hall monitor. 86 00:03:32,455 --> 00:03:35,973 Now meet the Brawl Monitor! 87 00:03:35,973 --> 00:03:37,559 Oh, yeah! 88 00:03:37,559 --> 00:03:39,042 The Brawl Monitor! 89 00:03:39,042 --> 00:03:41,800 It's hip. It's fresh. I love it! Okay, kid. 90 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,904 Now I see the Brawl Monitor as a hero type, 91 00:03:44,904 --> 00:03:47,214 so I'm gonna put you up against a bunch of baddies. 92 00:03:47,214 --> 00:03:49,628 You'll whoop 'em good, and the fans will love it! 93 00:03:49,628 --> 00:03:51,386 You ready to become a star? 94 00:03:51,386 --> 00:03:53,180 Let's rumble! 95 00:03:53,180 --> 00:03:54,800 [whistle blows] 96 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,111 [bell dings] 97 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:58,042 [cheers and applause] 98 00:03:58,042 --> 00:04:01,111 ♪ ♪ 99 00:04:01,111 --> 00:04:04,180 One hall pass to Loser-ville. 100 00:04:06,490 --> 00:04:08,318 Huh? [bowtie honks] 101 00:04:08,318 --> 00:04:11,628 ♪ ♪ 102 00:04:11,628 --> 00:04:14,007 And it looks like Creeps the Clown 103 00:04:14,007 --> 00:04:16,766 won't be haunting anyone's dreams tonight! 104 00:04:16,766 --> 00:04:19,524 One hall pass to Loser-ville. 105 00:04:19,524 --> 00:04:20,800 [cheers and applause] 106 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,973 Looks like the Cat Burglar's 107 00:04:22,973 --> 00:04:24,800 about to use up her ninth life! 108 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,042 Me-ow. 109 00:04:26,042 --> 00:04:28,145 - Aah! - That's one hall pass to-- 110 00:04:28,145 --> 00:04:30,111 all: Loser-ville! - Aah! 111 00:04:30,111 --> 00:04:34,628 ♪ ♪ 112 00:04:34,628 --> 00:04:38,421 There you go. 113 00:04:38,421 --> 00:04:39,800 Good news, kid! 114 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,111 I've lined up your next match, and it's big. 115 00:04:42,111 --> 00:04:44,386 You're gonna tangle with one of our top wrestlers, 116 00:04:44,386 --> 00:04:46,007 Tippy the Cow! 117 00:04:46,007 --> 00:04:47,628 [moos] 118 00:04:47,628 --> 00:04:50,111 She moonlights in the ring during Dairyland's slow season. 119 00:04:50,111 --> 00:04:52,593 I'm gonna smoke that bag of brisket! 120 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:53,766 No, you're not. 121 00:04:53,766 --> 00:04:55,421 Brawl Monitor beats up on bad guys, 122 00:04:55,421 --> 00:04:56,835 but Tippy is a fan favorite. 123 00:04:56,835 --> 00:04:58,283 You gotta let her win. 124 00:04:58,283 --> 00:05:00,042 - But-- - No buts. 125 00:05:00,042 --> 00:05:01,800 If you're gonna be a star in this sport, 126 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,938 you gotta learn to play the game. 127 00:05:03,938 --> 00:05:07,973 Fine, I'll do it, but I'm not gonna like it. 128 00:05:07,973 --> 00:05:10,766 She's usually the face of Dairyland, 129 00:05:10,766 --> 00:05:14,352 but tonight, Tippy is the face of udder pain! 130 00:05:14,352 --> 00:05:16,007 Aah! all: Ooh! 131 00:05:16,007 --> 00:05:18,869 And it looks like somebody cheddar call an ambulance 132 00:05:18,869 --> 00:05:20,524 for the Brawl Monitor! 133 00:05:20,524 --> 00:05:22,938 [cheering, clamoring] 134 00:05:24,076 --> 00:05:26,145 Aah! 135 00:05:26,145 --> 00:05:27,800 [panting] Whoa! 136 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:28,869 Oof. 137 00:05:28,869 --> 00:05:31,869 [laughter] 138 00:05:33,628 --> 00:05:36,180 [growls] Ooh! [moans] 139 00:05:36,180 --> 00:05:41,214 And it looks like Tippy is really milking this victory! 140 00:05:41,214 --> 00:05:43,180 That's it. 141 00:05:44,731 --> 00:05:47,421 [groaning] [crowd gasps] 142 00:05:47,421 --> 00:05:49,455 I can't believe I'm saying this, folks, 143 00:05:49,455 --> 00:05:51,318 but the Brawl Monitor wins! 144 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:54,214 [crowd booing] 145 00:05:54,214 --> 00:05:57,076 Ouch. 146 00:05:57,076 --> 00:06:00,524 Okay, look, I know I beefed it and lost my cool. 147 00:06:00,524 --> 00:06:02,180 But Tippy was-- - Never mind that. 148 00:06:02,180 --> 00:06:04,007 Did you see what happened out there? 149 00:06:04,007 --> 00:06:06,386 Uh, I saw a lot of angry people giving me 150 00:06:06,386 --> 00:06:08,249 not-so-nice gestures. 151 00:06:08,249 --> 00:06:10,628 I saw opportunity. 152 00:06:10,628 --> 00:06:12,766 In this business, a good villain can be just 153 00:06:12,766 --> 00:06:14,180 as big as a hero. 154 00:06:14,180 --> 00:06:17,973 New plan: I'm gonna have you beat every good guy, 155 00:06:17,973 --> 00:06:20,076 gal, and Goody Two-shoes in my stable. 156 00:06:20,076 --> 00:06:23,283 We'll turn you into the ultimate wrestling heel! 157 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:26,490 But aren't people just going to boo me all the time? 158 00:06:26,490 --> 00:06:27,835 Oh, definitely. 159 00:06:27,835 --> 00:06:30,352 But you'll be a bigger star than ever! 160 00:06:30,352 --> 00:06:31,662 What do you say, kid? 161 00:06:31,662 --> 00:06:33,455 [soft tense music] 162 00:06:33,455 --> 00:06:34,938 I'm in! 163 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:39,007 [hard rock music] 164 00:06:39,007 --> 00:06:42,007 And the Brawl Monitor bullies the Widdle Baby 165 00:06:42,007 --> 00:06:45,111 into submission with a tickle tornado! 166 00:06:45,111 --> 00:06:48,249 [crowd booing] 167 00:06:48,249 --> 00:06:51,283 ♪ ♪ 168 00:06:51,283 --> 00:06:53,766 Aah! 169 00:06:53,766 --> 00:06:56,283 Ouch, looks like the Ice Cream Man 170 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:59,662 won't be scooping out any joy today. 171 00:07:02,007 --> 00:07:04,352 And it looks like the Brawl Monitor is sending 172 00:07:04,352 --> 00:07:07,524 Sweet Ol' Granny to the retirement home! 173 00:07:07,524 --> 00:07:09,593 [crowd clamoring] 174 00:07:09,593 --> 00:07:11,800 Yeesh, this is kind of intense. 175 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,386 Are you okay? - Pfft. 176 00:07:13,386 --> 00:07:14,766 This is just part of the game. 177 00:07:14,766 --> 00:07:17,697 And besides, I sold out the arena tonight. 178 00:07:17,697 --> 00:07:21,628 I mean, I don't want to brag, but the Brawl Monitor is huge. 179 00:07:21,628 --> 00:07:23,766 [booing] 180 00:07:23,766 --> 00:07:25,766 Plus, sometimes I get free grub. 181 00:07:25,766 --> 00:07:28,111 You're the worst! 182 00:07:28,111 --> 00:07:30,490 Hey, Flip. Let me get a double XL Flippee. 183 00:07:30,490 --> 00:07:32,318 That'll be 50 big ones. 184 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:35,731 50 bucks? For a Flippee? Since when? 185 00:07:35,731 --> 00:07:37,628 It's a new bully tax. 186 00:07:37,628 --> 00:07:42,042 Just for you... Brawl Monitor. 187 00:07:43,490 --> 00:07:44,731 [growls] 188 00:07:44,731 --> 00:07:46,111 [bell rings] 189 00:07:47,490 --> 00:07:48,593 [wincing] 190 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:50,904 Whoa! Oh! 191 00:07:52,111 --> 00:07:53,662 A little help here, Meryl? 192 00:07:53,662 --> 00:07:55,352 For the Brawl Monitor? 193 00:07:55,352 --> 00:07:57,180 No way. 194 00:07:57,180 --> 00:07:59,421 [sighs] 195 00:07:59,421 --> 00:08:03,249 Wow, even Meryl hates me? 196 00:08:05,593 --> 00:08:07,007 Exciting, isn't it? 197 00:08:07,007 --> 00:08:09,904 Your match is gonna be televised everywhere. 198 00:08:09,904 --> 00:08:12,352 Even people in Canada are gonna hate you, 199 00:08:12,352 --> 00:08:14,076 and they love everyone! 200 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:19,042 Yeah, so I'm not so sure I wanna be the villain anymore. 201 00:08:19,042 --> 00:08:21,249 I thought people loved to hate me, 202 00:08:21,249 --> 00:08:24,455 but now I think they just hate me. 203 00:08:24,455 --> 00:08:26,766 That's a small price to pay for stardom, kid, 204 00:08:26,766 --> 00:08:27,800 wouldn't you say? 205 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,180 This is what you wanted! 206 00:08:29,180 --> 00:08:30,628 [sighs] 207 00:08:30,628 --> 00:08:33,042 Now I've lined up the perfect opponent tonight. 208 00:08:33,042 --> 00:08:38,455 I need you to go out there and pulverize him, 'kay? 209 00:08:38,455 --> 00:08:41,869 Well, folks, it's time for our main event! 210 00:08:41,869 --> 00:08:44,352 Tonight, the Brawl Monitor squares off 211 00:08:44,352 --> 00:08:48,524 against the one, the only, Santa Claus! 212 00:08:48,524 --> 00:08:49,973 [cheers and applause] 213 00:08:49,973 --> 00:08:52,697 You got to be kidding me. 214 00:08:52,697 --> 00:08:57,352 Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas, everyone! 215 00:08:57,352 --> 00:08:59,904 [chuckling] - I have to throw this match. 216 00:08:59,904 --> 00:09:01,766 [bell dings] [growls] 217 00:09:01,766 --> 00:09:04,904 Ho, ho-- whoa! 218 00:09:04,904 --> 00:09:07,490 Ooh! [crowd boos] 219 00:09:07,490 --> 00:09:09,318 Put me in a chicken wing! 220 00:09:09,318 --> 00:09:10,490 Ho, ho, no! 221 00:09:10,490 --> 00:09:11,697 Stick to the script! 222 00:09:11,697 --> 00:09:12,835 You're supposed to win. 223 00:09:12,835 --> 00:09:15,869 But I don't wanna win! 224 00:09:15,869 --> 00:09:18,662 That's not very holly jolly of you. 225 00:09:18,662 --> 00:09:21,180 [laughs] 226 00:09:21,180 --> 00:09:22,697 [growls] Stop it! 227 00:09:22,697 --> 00:09:24,421 Aah! 228 00:09:24,421 --> 00:09:25,628 I didn't even do anything. 229 00:09:25,628 --> 00:09:27,386 [screams] 230 00:09:27,386 --> 00:09:29,593 I won't let you throw this match! 231 00:09:29,593 --> 00:09:33,180 ♪ ♪ 232 00:09:33,180 --> 00:09:36,042 Wow, it looks like Santa might be delirious 233 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:37,766 from too much milk and cookies, 234 00:09:37,766 --> 00:09:41,904 because he just missed the Brawl Monitor by a mile! 235 00:09:41,904 --> 00:09:46,145 ♪ ♪ 236 00:09:46,145 --> 00:09:48,524 [grunts] 237 00:09:48,524 --> 00:09:51,731 [groans] 238 00:09:51,731 --> 00:09:54,421 And it appears that both wrestlers are now-- 239 00:09:54,421 --> 00:09:55,904 kicking their own butts? 240 00:09:55,904 --> 00:09:58,559 - Pin me, coward! - Nuh-uh! 241 00:09:58,559 --> 00:10:02,766 I'm not gonna be on Bella's naughty list this year. 242 00:10:02,766 --> 00:10:04,524 Fine. 243 00:10:04,524 --> 00:10:11,076 ♪ ♪ 244 00:10:11,076 --> 00:10:13,111 [groans] 245 00:10:13,111 --> 00:10:16,076 Ooh! 246 00:10:16,076 --> 00:10:18,421 Santa has pinned the Brawl Monitor! 247 00:10:18,421 --> 00:10:21,524 The winner is Santa Claus! [bell dinging] 248 00:10:21,524 --> 00:10:24,455 [cheers and applause] 249 00:10:25,662 --> 00:10:28,180 Hey! What was that all about? 250 00:10:28,180 --> 00:10:29,835 Next time you pull a stunt like that-- 251 00:10:29,835 --> 00:10:32,421 There is no next time! I'm out. 252 00:10:32,421 --> 00:10:33,938 I'm done being hated, 253 00:10:33,938 --> 00:10:36,455 and I'm done wearing this stupid singlet. 254 00:10:36,455 --> 00:10:39,180 It's chafe city! 255 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,938 You'll come crawling back! 256 00:10:41,938 --> 00:10:44,524 Aah! [bell dinging] 257 00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:49,249 ♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪ 258 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,318 ♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪ 259 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:54,214 ♪ In the Loud house ♪ - ♪ Loud house ♪ 260 00:10:54,214 --> 00:10:56,662 ♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪ 261 00:10:56,662 --> 00:10:59,076 ♪ That's the way we show our love ♪ 262 00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:02,180 ♪ In the Loud house ♪ - ♪ Loud house ♪ 263 00:11:02,180 --> 00:11:03,490 ♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪ 264 00:11:03,490 --> 00:11:04,697 ♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪ 265 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:05,869 ♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪ 266 00:11:05,869 --> 00:11:07,111 ♪ Never any privacy ♪ 267 00:11:07,111 --> 00:11:09,628 ♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪ 268 00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:12,076 ♪ That's the way it always is ♪ 269 00:11:12,076 --> 00:11:13,455 ♪ In the Loud house ♪