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[upbeat rock music]
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♪ ♪
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Tensions are running
high tonight, folks!
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The Meat Mountain and
the Hungry Hungry Herbivore
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are locked in a tight match!
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Ooh, the Meat Mountain
has the Herbivore
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in the classic
five-fingered hand crunch.
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Crush his bones!
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Man, I love sitting ringside.
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You can, like,
almost taste the sweat.
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[groans]
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And... I'm gonna
go get new nachos.
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- [grunts]
- [gasps]
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Nacho?
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Wait a minute, what's
the Meat Mountain doing now?
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Who wants a piece of meat?
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[crickets chirping]
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[clucks]
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Oh, an arena full
of chickens, huh?
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No one calls me
a chicken, ya turkey.
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[tense music]
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Hey, kid, I don't want you
to get hurt.
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Why don't you scram?
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- [grunts]
- Whoa!
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Yah!
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Meat Mountain?
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More like a meat loaf, chump.
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Ha.
[cheers and applause]
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Oh, the Meat Mountain
has been reduced to rubble
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in an avalanche of pain!
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Hey kid, wait up!
I'm dying to ask--
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how in the world did you
ever pick up the Mountain?
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Ha, the three C's
of powerlifting baby:
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confidence, calves, and quads.
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Uh, quads starts
with a--whoa!
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Whatever you want it
to start with.
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I'm Bella Big Bucks,
the top promoter
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for Motor City Wrestling.
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Lynn Loud.
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Look, we both know
pro wrestling is staged,
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but your athleticism
and strength would be
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big-time assets in my ring.
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How would you like to be
my next star wrestler?
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For real?
That would be amazing!
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Great!
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Let's talk about
your character.
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Who does Lynn Loud want to be
in the ring?
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Hmm.
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Let's see what we've got
to work with.
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[gags, coughs]
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Okay. A lot of smells.
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But not a lot of variety.
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Couldn't help but overhear
you talking fashion!
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[both gasp]
'Cause I can help.
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No offense, Leni,
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but we're not putting together
prom outfits.
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This is wrestling!
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Um, I love wrestling.
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Did you guys watch that Rage
in a Cage tag team match
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last week, where one
of the Python Boys turned
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on his own partner
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by putting him
in a cold-blooded clutch?
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I just get so into
the storylines.
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[laughs] It's like
a big sweaty soap opera.
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Makeover time!
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What do you think?
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[light elevator music]
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[straining]
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Too spiky.
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[both suck teeth]
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Not gonna happen.
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No way.
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Who wears this?
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Look, guys, this isn't working.
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None of these feel--
I don't know, authentic.
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Hmm, maybe we need
to dig a little deeper.
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Like, my fave wrestler,
Pixie Cutz,
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used to be
an actual hair stylist.
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Her character feels
supes authentic.
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Yeah, what is Lynn Loud
really passionate about?
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Huh.
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[gasps] Wait, I've got it.
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[upbeat rock music]
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♪ ♪
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You've met Lynn Loud,
hall monitor.
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Now meet the Brawl Monitor!
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Oh, yeah!
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The Brawl Monitor!
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It's hip. It's fresh.
I love it! Okay, kid.
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Now I see the Brawl Monitor
as a hero type,
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so I'm gonna put you up
against a bunch of baddies.
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You'll whoop 'em good,
and the fans will love it!
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You ready to become a star?
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Let's rumble!
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[whistle blows]
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[bell dings]
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[cheers and applause]
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♪ ♪
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One hall pass to Loser-ville.
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Huh?
[bowtie honks]
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♪ ♪
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And it looks like
Creeps the Clown
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won't be haunting
anyone's dreams tonight!
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One hall pass to Loser-ville.
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[cheers and applause]
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Looks like the Cat Burglar's
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about to use up
her ninth life!
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Me-ow.
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- Aah!
- That's one hall pass to--
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all: Loser-ville!
- Aah!
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♪ ♪
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There you go.
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Good news, kid!
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I've lined up your next match,
and it's big.
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You're gonna tangle with one
of our top wrestlers,
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Tippy the Cow!
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[moos]
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She moonlights in the ring
during Dairyland's slow season.
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I'm gonna smoke that bag
of brisket!
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No, you're not.
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Brawl Monitor beats up
on bad guys,
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but Tippy is a fan favorite.
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You gotta let her win.
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- But--
- No buts.
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If you're gonna be a star
in this sport,
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you gotta learn
to play the game.
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Fine, I'll do it,
but I'm not gonna like it.
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She's usually the face
of Dairyland,
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but tonight, Tippy is the face
of udder pain!
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Aah!
all: Ooh!
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And it looks like somebody
cheddar call an ambulance
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for the Brawl Monitor!
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[cheering, clamoring]
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Aah!
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[panting] Whoa!
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Oof.
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[laughter]
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[growls]
Ooh! [moans]
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And it looks like Tippy is
really milking this victory!
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That's it.
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[groaning]
[crowd gasps]
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I can't believe
I'm saying this, folks,
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but the Brawl Monitor wins!
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[crowd booing]
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Ouch.
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Okay, look, I know I beefed it
and lost my cool.
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But Tippy was--
- Never mind that.
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Did you see what happened
out there?
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Uh, I saw a lot
of angry people giving me
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not-so-nice gestures.
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I saw opportunity.
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In this business,
a good villain can be just
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as big as a hero.
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New plan: I'm gonna have you
beat every good guy,
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gal, and Goody Two-shoes
in my stable.
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We'll turn you into
the ultimate wrestling heel!
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But aren't people just going
to boo me all the time?
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Oh, definitely.
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But you'll be a bigger star
than ever!
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What do you say, kid?
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[soft tense music]
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I'm in!
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[hard rock music]
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And the Brawl Monitor
bullies the Widdle Baby
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into submission
with a tickle tornado!
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[crowd booing]
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♪ ♪
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Aah!
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Ouch, looks like
the Ice Cream Man
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won't be scooping out
any joy today.
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And it looks like
the Brawl Monitor is sending
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Sweet Ol' Granny
to the retirement home!
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[crowd clamoring]
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Yeesh,
this is kind of intense.
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Are you okay?
- Pfft.
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This is just part of the game.
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And besides, I sold out
the arena tonight.
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I mean, I don't want to brag,
but the Brawl Monitor is huge.
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[booing]
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Plus, sometimes
I get free grub.
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You're the worst!
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Hey, Flip.
Let me get a double XL Flippee.
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That'll be 50 big ones.
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50 bucks? For a Flippee?
Since when?
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It's a new bully tax.
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Just for you... Brawl Monitor.
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[growls]
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[bell rings]
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[wincing]
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Whoa! Oh!
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A little help here, Meryl?
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For the Brawl Monitor?
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No way.
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[sighs]
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Wow, even Meryl hates me?
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Exciting, isn't it?
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Your match is gonna be
televised everywhere.
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Even people in Canada
are gonna hate you,
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and they love everyone!
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Yeah, so I'm not so sure
I wanna be the villain anymore.
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I thought people loved
to hate me,
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but now I think
they just hate me.
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That's a small price
to pay for stardom, kid,
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wouldn't you say?
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This is what you wanted!
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[sighs]
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Now I've lined up
the perfect opponent tonight.
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I need you to go out there
and pulverize him, 'kay?
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Well, folks, it's time
for our main event!
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Tonight, the Brawl Monitor
squares off
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against the one, the only,
Santa Claus!
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[cheers and applause]
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You got to be kidding me.
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Ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas, everyone!
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[chuckling]
- I have to throw this match.
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[bell dings]
[growls]
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Ho, ho--
whoa!
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Ooh!
[crowd boos]
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Put me in a chicken wing!
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Ho, ho, no!
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Stick to the script!
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You're supposed to win.
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But I don't wanna win!
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That's not very
holly jolly of you.
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[laughs]
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[growls] Stop it!
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Aah!
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I didn't even do anything.
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[screams]
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I won't let you throw
this match!
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♪ ♪
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Wow, it looks like Santa
might be delirious
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from too much milk
and cookies,
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because he just missed
the Brawl Monitor by a mile!
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♪ ♪
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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And it appears that both
wrestlers are now--
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kicking their own butts?
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- Pin me, coward!
- Nuh-uh!
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I'm not gonna be on Bella's
naughty list this year.
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Fine.
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♪ ♪
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[groans]
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Ooh!
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Santa has pinned
the Brawl Monitor!
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The winner is Santa Claus!
[bell dinging]
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[cheers and applause]
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Hey! What was that all about?
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Next time you pull
a stunt like that--
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There is no next time!
I'm out.
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I'm done being hated,
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and I'm done wearing
this stupid singlet.
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It's chafe city!
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You'll come crawling back!
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Aah!
[bell dinging]
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♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
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♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
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♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪
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♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
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♪ That's the way
we show our love ♪
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♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪
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♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
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♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
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♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪
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♪ Never any privacy ♪
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♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪
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♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
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♪ In the Loud house ♪