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♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
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♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
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♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
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♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
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♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
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♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
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♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
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♪ That's how we show
our love ♪
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♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
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♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
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♪ Loud, Loud, Loud ♪
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♪ Loud house ♪
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Poo-poo.
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[adventurous music]
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♪ ♪
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[static crackles]
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A little more to your left!
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OK, hold out your right arm.
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Bend it 55 degrees now.
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Lift the satellite
a little higher.
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Now, right leg up.
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Ah, we got it!
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Tonight on "The Dream Boat,"
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who will Kelly choose
to stay on board,
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and who will have
to walk the plank?
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Shoo, squirrel.
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Ow.
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[audio changing rapidly]
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Wait!
Hold it right there, TODD!
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I'm Katherine Mulligan
coming to you live
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from the future home
of Guten Morgen Vietnam,
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Royal Woods' new schnitzel
banh mi fusion restaurant.
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Dr. Alvarez, the head
of the Royal Woods Museum,
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is about to speak.
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Let's listen.
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Ooh, Dr. A,
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my favorite paleontologist.
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Good morning, members
of the scientific community.
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Today, we have made
an exciting discovery.
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Workers have uncovered
an ancient ice cave
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under this very
construction site.
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[gasps]
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And that's not all.
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They've also unearthed
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a fully preserved
prehistoric woman!
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Whoa.
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She'll be transported
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to the Royal Woods
History Museum
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and put on display
in a subzero exhibit.
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[static crackles]
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Aah! Ow.
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Oh, good thinking, TODD.
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We must go see Dr. Alvarez
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ASAP.
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[exciting music]
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Dr. Alvarez, congratulations
on this historic discovery.
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Well, thank you, Lisa.
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Oh, I can't wait
to take her DNA sample.
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Imagine how much we can learn.
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I'll do you one better, Doc.
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As it happens, I just completed
my reanimator machine.
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Think how much we could learn
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if we brought her back to life!
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Hmm.
As impressive as that looks,
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I can't let you use it.
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There's no telling
how this creature would
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respond to a new environment.
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Doc, I hear you, I really do.
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But give me five minutes
and bing, bang, boom,
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you and I have
our Nobel Prizes.
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I'm sorry, Lisa,
but the answer is no.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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my scientists' club has
a volleyball game tomorrow,
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and I need
to practice my spikes.
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[grunts]
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You are just going
to reanimate her anyway,
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aren't you?
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TODD, we have
a scientific obligation
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to solve the universe's
greatest mysteries.
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And if that leads
to a museum wing
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being named after me,
who am I to quibble?
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But how are we going
to do it?
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Dr. Alvarez will be out
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for her volleyball tournament tomorrow.
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It'll be the perfect time.
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We'll go early,
before the museum opens.
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Looking forward to meeting you,
prehistoric woman.
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[music playing loudly]
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[humming]
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Ah! Ocular interference!
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[gasps]
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[humming]
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[sneaky music]
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♪ ♪
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OK, TODD.
We have to be very careful
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when we extract her
from the ice.
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Initiate mega headbutt.
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Sorry, I have been watching
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a lot of wrestling.
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OK, let's reanimate
some history.
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[exciting music]
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♪ ♪
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[loud explosion]
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[coughing]
- Cough, cough.
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[anticipatory music]
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Hmm.
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No response.
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♪ ♪
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Hm, then again, I might not
have calibrated it correctly.
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Oh, who am I kidding?
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Of course I did.
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[slurps] Bleh!
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[grunts]
- [yelps]
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[gasps] My machine worked!
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Greetings!
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I am Lisa Loud.
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What is your name?
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[sniffs]
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Ugh.
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[grunting]
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Of course.
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TODD, will you translate
for us?
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I knew programming you
with over one million dialects
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would come in handy.
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[grunting]
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She said her name is Frances.
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You know, I was
just about to say
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that she looks like a Frances.
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[grunts]
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[gasps]
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Oh, fascinating.
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Apparently, people
of the Paleolithic era
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were already familiar
with the concept of fire.
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[grunts]
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The extinct dodo bird.
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[grunting expressively]
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Eh, I'm sure
we can find another one.
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[grunting]
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Frances says
that Chork's work is overrated.
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She finds his pieces
on water buffalo derivative.
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Hmm, interesting.
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Evidently, they also had
an advanced system
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of art criticism.
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Uh, where did she go?
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[gasping]
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[percussive music]
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[grunting]
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Ow.
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[gasps]
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Maybe this was a bad idea.
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Can we refreeze her?
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Incredible!
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Their toolmaking is more
advanced than we knew!
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Hmm.
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Mm-hmm!
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[grunting]
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- [gasps]
- [shakily] Smooth as butter.
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They'd already
invented the wheel!
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Remarkable!
I don't know what
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Dr. Alvarez was
so worried about.
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This is the breakthrough
of the century!
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[screams]
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No need for alarm, Frances.
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It's not real.
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It's just a model.
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Ah!
- [screaming]
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[sniffs]
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[chewing noisily]
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Fascinating.
She seems to derive comfort
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from synthetic cheese snacks.
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[car horn honking]
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[blows raspberry]
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[panicked grunting]
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Frances, no!
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Gah!
We have to bring her back
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before Dr. Alvarez finds out
she's missing.
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Come on!
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[gasping]
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[car horn honking]
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[screams]
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You gonna stand there
like a Neanderthal?
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So that's
how it's gonna be, huh?
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[screaming]
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Mr. Grouse,
have you by chance seen
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a prehistoric woman from
the Paleolithic Era nearby?
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Yeah, your hairy friend
went that way.
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And let her know
she's gonna pay for all this!
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[groaning]
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[gasps]
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[games beeping]
Mm.
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[excited grunting]
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[upbeat music playing]
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[gasps]
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Frances is in here somewhere.
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Be on alert, TODD.
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She's probably scared
and confused.
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[grunting]
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[laughs]
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[cheering]
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High score.
- [gasps]
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[screaming]
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[kids yelling]
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Remind me to teach her
how to operate a door.
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[grunting, panting]
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Hmm?
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[yells]
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[mesmerized vocalizing]
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[slurping]
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[alarm bell rings]
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[pained grunting, yelling]
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Eh, what the foot-long
hoagie's going on in here?
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Can't a guy tubbie in peace?
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[growls]
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[ominous music]
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[growling]
- Aah!
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[angry grunting]
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Oh, snap.
Frances thinks Flip
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is her old cave neighbor
who stole her woolly mammoth.
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Oh, I don't foresee
this ending well.
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- [screaming]
- Aah!
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[grunting]
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[yells]
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Hm?
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[yelling]
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[straining]
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Frances, listen.
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Despite his prehistoric features,
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Flip isn't a Neanderthal!
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Oh, gee, thanks, Brainy Loud!
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Here's an idea.
Instead of name-calling,
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why don't you find a way
to help me?
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TODD,
use your extendable arms.
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- [grunting]
- Ah!
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Put me back! Put me back!
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[grunting]
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Got any more brilliant ideas?
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Ow.
- [sighs]
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This has gotten out of hand.
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Out of hand?
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Too soon, Lisa.
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I don't know what else to do.
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There's only one person
who can help us.
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You've got Alvarez.
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Dr. A, it's Lisa Loud.
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Lisa?
What's--
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[grunts]
Sorry, what's going on?
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Uh, I've created
a bit of a kerfuffle.
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Dr. Alvarez!
- [panting]
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I got here as soon as I could.
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I brought our volleyball net
to try to catch her.
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Quit gabbing
and help me already!
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[whimpering]
- [grunting]
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Ugh!
[panting]
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[chuckles nervously]
You're OK.
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[growls]
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Huh?
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[yelling]
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[both gasp]
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We're gonna need to calm
her down in order to catch her.
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But how do you calm down
a Neanderthal?
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[snarling]
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Aah!
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[gasps]
Synthetic cheese snacks!
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Frances!
- Huh?
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Catch!
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[crunching]
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Mmm.
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[slurping]
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[crunching]
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Fascinating.
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I never would have thought
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the Paleolithic brain
would react that way
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to such a sodium-rich food.
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Thanks for your help, Dr. A.
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I'm sorry
I didn't listen to you.
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Yeah, and thanks
for saving ol' Flip.
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But I'm still putting
those cheese puffs on your tab!
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I hope you can
forgive me, Frances.
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I should have known
you wouldn't be able
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to adapt to our world.
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[sighs] Fare thee well.
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[grunts] Friends!
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[gasps] Well, I'll be
a primate's uncle!
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She spoke the Queen's English!
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Dr. Alvarez, maybe Frances does
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have the ability to adapt.
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Can we keep her?
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both: Please?
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Hmm.
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And on your left
is our newest--
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er, oldest member
of the museum family, Frances!
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Isn't it remarkable
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how much she's adapted
to the modern world?
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Welcome back
to "The Dream Boat,"
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where Kelly is about
to announce her decision.
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With a heavy heart,
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the person walking the plank
tonight is...
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- [gasps]
- Kyle.
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[confused grunt] No!
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[grunting]
Kyle perfect for Kelly!
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[visitors yelling]
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Ah! [chuckles nervously]
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Well, almost adapted.