♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do what he can to survive ♪
♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
♪ Duck, dodge, push, and shove ♪
♪ That's how we show our love ♪
♪ In the Loud house, in the Loud house ♪
♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪
♪ Loud, Loud, Loud ♪
♪ Loud house ♪
Poo-poo.
A little more to your left!
OK, hold out your right arm.
Bend it 55 degrees now.
Lift the satellite a little higher.
Now, right leg up.
Ah, we got it!
Tonight on "The Dream Boat,"
who will Kelly choose to stay on board,
and who will have to walk the plank?
Shoo, squirrel.
Ow.
Wait! Hold it right there, TODD!
I'm Katherine Mulligan coming to you live
from the future home of Guten Morgen Vietnam,
Royal Woods' new schnitzel banh mi fusion restaurant.
Dr. Alvarez, the head of the Royal Woods Museum,
is about to speak.
Let's listen.
Ooh, Dr. A,
my favorite paleontologist.
Good morning, members of the scientific community.
Today, we have made an exciting discovery.
Workers have uncovered an ancient ice cave
under this very construction site.
And that's not all.
They've also unearthed
a fully preserved prehistoric woman!
Whoa.
She'll be transported
to the Royal Woods History Museum
and put on display in a subzero exhibit.
Aah! Ow.
Oh, good thinking, TODD.
We must go see Dr. Alvarez
ASAP.
Dr. Alvarez, congratulations on this historic discovery.
Well, thank you, Lisa.
Oh, I can't wait to take her DNA sample.
Imagine how much we can learn.
I'll do you one better, Doc.
As it happens, I just completed my reanimator machine.
Think how much we could learn
if we brought her back to life!
Hmm. As impressive as that looks,
I can't let you use it.
There's no telling how this creature would
respond to a new environment.
Doc, I hear you, I really do.
But give me five minutes and bing, bang, boom,
you and I have our Nobel Prizes.
I'm sorry, Lisa, but the answer is no.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
my scientists' club has a volleyball game tomorrow,
and I need to practice my spikes.
You are just going to reanimate her anyway,
aren't you?
TODD, we have a scientific obligation
to solve the universe's greatest mysteries.
And if that leads to a museum wing
being named after me, who am I to quibble?
But how are we going to do it?
Dr. Alvarez will be out
for her volleyball tournament tomorrow.
It'll be the perfect time.
We'll go early, before the museum opens.
Looking forward to meeting you, prehistoric woman.
Ah! Ocular interference!
OK, TODD. We have to be very careful
when we extract her from the ice.
Initiate mega headbutt.
Sorry, I have been watching
a lot of wrestling.
OK, let's reanimate some history.
Cough, cough.
Hmm.
No response.
Hm, then again, I might not have calibrated it correctly.
Oh, who am I kidding?
Of course I did.
Bleh!
My machine worked!
Greetings!
I am Lisa Loud.
What is your name?
Ugh.
Of course.
TODD, will you translate for us?
I knew programming you with over one million dialects
would come in handy.
She said her name is Frances.
You know, I was just about to say
that she looks like a Frances.
Oh, fascinating.
Apparently, people of the Paleolithic era
were already familiar with the concept of fire.
The extinct dodo bird.
Eh, I'm sure we can find another one.
Frances says that Chork's work is overrated.
She finds his pieces on water buffalo derivative.
Hmm, interesting.
Evidently, they also had an advanced system
of art criticism.
Uh, where did she go?
Ow.
Maybe this was a bad idea.
Can we refreeze her?
Incredible!
Their toolmaking is more advanced than we knew!
Hmm.
Mm-hmm!
Smooth as butter.
They'd already invented the wheel!
Remarkable! I don't know what
Dr. Alvarez was so worried about.
This is the breakthrough of the century!
No need for alarm, Frances.
It's not real.
It's just a model.
Ah!
Fascinating. She seems to derive comfort
from synthetic cheese snacks.
Frances, no!
Gah! We have to bring her back
before Dr. Alvarez finds out she's missing.
Come on!
You gonna stand there like a Neanderthal?
So that's how it's gonna be, huh?
Mr. Grouse, have you by chance seen
a prehistoric woman from the Paleolithic Era nearby?
Yeah, your hairy friend went that way.
And let her know she's gonna pay for all this!
Mm.
Frances is in here somewhere.
Be on alert, TODD.
She's probably scared and confused.
High score.
Remind me to teach her how to operate a door.
Hmm?
Eh, what the foot-long hoagie's going on in here?
Can't a guy tubbie in peace?
Aah!
Oh, snap. Frances thinks Flip
is her old cave neighbor who stole her woolly mammoth.
Oh, I don't foresee this ending well.
Aah!
Hm?
Frances, listen.
Despite his prehistoric features,
Flip isn't a Neanderthal!
Oh, gee, thanks, Brainy Loud!
Here's an idea. Instead of name-calling,
why don't you find a way to help me?
TODD, use your extendable arms.
Ah!
Put me back! Put me back!
Got any more brilliant ideas?
Ow.
This has gotten out of hand.
Out of hand?
Too soon, Lisa.
I don't know what else to do.
There's only one person who can help us.
You've got Alvarez.
Dr. A, it's Lisa Loud.
Lisa? What's--
Sorry, what's going on?
Uh, I've created a bit of a kerfuffle.
Dr. Alvarez!
I got here as soon as I could.
I brought our volleyball net to try to catch her.
Quit gabbing and help me already!
Ugh!
You're OK.
Huh?
We're gonna need to calm her down in order to catch her.
But how do you calm down a Neanderthal?
Aah!
Synthetic cheese snacks!
Frances! - Huh?
Catch!
Mmm.
Fascinating.
I never would have thought
the Paleolithic brain would react that way
to such a sodium-rich food.
Thanks for your help, Dr. A.
I'm sorry I didn't listen to you.
Yeah, and thanks for saving ol' Flip.
But I'm still putting those cheese puffs on your tab!
I hope you can forgive me, Frances.
I should have known you wouldn't be able
to adapt to our world.
Fare thee well.
Friends!
Well, I'll be a primate's uncle!
She spoke the Queen's English!
Dr. Alvarez, maybe Frances does
have the ability to adapt.
Can we keep her?
both: Please?
Hmm.
And on your left is our newest--
er, oldest member of the museum family, Frances!
Isn't it remarkable
how much she's adapted to the modern world?
Welcome back to "The Dream Boat,"
where Kelly is about to announce her decision.
With a heavy heart,
the person walking the plank tonight is...
Kyle.
No!
Kyle perfect for Kelly!
Ah!
Well, almost adapted.