(Thunder crashing)
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(Screaming)
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(Bats squeaking, wolf howling)
(Panting)
No. Oh no.
(Shrieking)
(Thudding, all gasping)
(Groaning)
Ow.
I still do not understand this!
Ahem. Allow me to explain.
Mavis is attempting pull off the impossible:
The Vamp Stamp.
A next‐level, vampire move made infamous by her ancestor,
Lycidias Dracula.
Hmm. The lady with the fire hair.
That's Aunt Lydia.
How do you not know this by now?
Mavis must bat out and fly three clicks below the speed of sound
'til she reaches the edge of the clouds, do a 180,
then plummet to her doom, only to poof back to vampire
and stop just before the ground, hovering all cool‐like.
(Mavis grunting)
Perform the move correctly and it will cause
powerful shockwaves,
enough to fend off any human or monster attack.
But do it wrong and‐‐
(Mavis screaming)
(Crashing)
Ow.
It's like being shot out of a cannon and trampled by Yetis.
Ah! (Groaning)
Ow.
Not bad.
I give the landing an eight.
Eight?
That's pretty good.
It's out of 6,000.
Mavis, why are you doing this to yourself?
Wouldn't you rather be stretched out on the rack
next to your best bud?
I said bud!
Ah, singular!
I want to get out and see more of The Underworld.
But I'm banned from traveling more than 500 miles.
Probably a good thing.
Ignoring that.
Anyway, I'm hoping if I can do the move and prove to my Dad
that I can protect myself,
then maybe he'll lift the travel spell on my wings.
And, how many vampires have done this move before?
Um, not a lot.
Okay, so like a hundred?
Mmm, more like one.
(Screaming)
(Laughing) You think you can accomplish
what only the great Lycidias Dracula could do?
(Clucking)
Maybe?
AUNT LYDIA: Do not be ridiculous, child.
You are not skilled enough.
And you certainly are not monster enough
(Clucking)
Allow me to tell the tale
of the great Lycidias Dracula.
(Dramatic music playing)
Sorry.
Lycidias was not the first Dracula,
but he was certainly the most memorable.
They say he used to chew garlic bulbs like bubble gum.
(Lycidias burping)
He was so terrifying he would curdle milk
simply by walking past.
And when he performed the Vamp Stamp
at the ridiculously young age of 137,
he gained untold powers.
The Underworld burned like never before.
So evil.
He was most powerful vampire to ever not live.
The most dangerous too.
Which is why his spirit is still guarded.
To protect it from what?
It's to protect us from it!
AUNT LYDIA: Nonsense.
Jealousy is a more likely reason.
They say his ear hair was as flowy as
the River Styx.
Aunt Lydia, my Dad told me all the stories too.
He did what no other vampire could do.
But he gained the power for all the wrong reasons.
A love of dance.
Evil.
Evil dance.
The hokey pokey?
But me, I'm going to do it
and harness the power for the right reasons.
(Laughing) Bad luck, Mavis.
You shall need it.
Whatever.
Failing 10 times won't stop me.
Not that I'm counting.
Oh, I am.
You're actually up to 92.
(Panting)
(Screaming)
(Crashing)
Ow. Ooh.
Lucky number 93 you are not.
(Spitting)
Maybe I need a new plan of attack.
(Groaning) I can't believe we've read all these books
and so far, all we know is that Lycidias
loved leech‐sagna and hated Mondays.
Hee‐hee. Can't fault him there.
Hey, this one has a portrait of Lycidias
painted right after he completed the Stamp!
(Gasping) Maybe the answer is in the painting?
Could it be his extra long cape?
Those cool gloves?
And look, he wore braces.
What if the braces helped balance him.
Braces? Lemme see!
(Gasping) Wendy!
Sorry.
Oh no, we‐‐ (gasping) Whoa!
There's a secret page hidden at the end.
Hmm.
This can't be right.
It says Lycidias' original cave was actually right here
in this very spot,
deep under the hotel and‐‐
Oh my goblins!
That's why my Dad built the Hotel here!
Of course! To protect the braces!
To protect The Underworld from the spirit of Lycidias.
But where could it be?
I know every nook and old granny in his place.
There's no way there's a hidden secret lair.
(Screeching)
(Sighing)
Pedro, where did you come from?
My secret emergency pantry's down there.
Not to be confused with my secret back up emergency pantry
that's in the‐‐ I've said too much!
Or not enough!
So this is why we're always out of slime juice.
(Spitting)
Well, movin' on, nothing to see in there.
MAVIS: Hey, wait.
(Screaming)
(Thudding)
(Groaning)
(Gasping) Where am I?
(Gasping)
Lycidias' cave.
It's‐‐ It's real!
(Bat screeching)
This is all his stuff from the painting.
Hmm, I wonder if any of this can help me pull off the Vamp Stamp.
Maybe the clothes do make the move.
Cool.
Huh? That's odd.
(Gasping)
(Whooshing)
(Thunder crashing) Ah!
Maybe the spirit of Lycidias is in me now.
Wouldn't that be funny. (Laughing)
Okay "spirit of Lycidias",
let's see how you do when you team with a spirited Mavis.
(Screaming)
(Crashing)
Holy rabies!
Tell me some monster saw that!
(Alarms beeping) Sir! Sir, we have a situation.
For the first time in over 2,000 years,
the crypt of Lycidias Dracula has been breached.
(Gasping)
Also, you have scream cheese just right there on your‐‐
on your cape.
Oh man, that'll never come out.
(Humming)
O‐M‐Goo!
Mavis, you got braces?
We're Brace Buddies!
Uh, ha, right. I forgot about that.
(Straining)
Ugh. That's weird.
I wonder if I need to see the Fang Fairy now.
Sure, sure, but until then, what's next, Brace Buddy?
LYCIDIAS: We are hungry.
(Gasping) Mavis!
I have wished for the day when you would speak for me!
We are hungry!
Let's get something to eat!
(Phone ringing)
(Squawking)
DRACULA: I must speak with Lydia. Now!
(Clucking)
Lydia? What is happening there?
What is wrong?
Wrong, brother? Nothing is wrong.
Aside from you disturbing a very important business meeting.
(Grunting)
Some wayward monster has been inside the crypt!
You are supposed to be watching my hotel!
Crypt?
What crypt?
(Sighing) The crypt of Lycidias Dracula.
I built the Hotel on top of it
so we could trap and monitor his spirit for all time.
But now...
it has been breached.
(Gasping) The c‐‐ crypt of Lycidias.
It has been here the entire time?
(Clucking)
(Gulping)
I know I had something really awesome to tell you guys,
but now, all I can think of is food.
Like I haven't eaten in years.
(Gulping)
Weird, huh?
Yeah, weird.
D‐‐ did you just inhale one of my fingers?
(Spitting)
By accident.
You know maybe, we should go do something else.
You know, before Hank loses a foot.
(Spitting)
Another foot.
LYCIDIAS: Yes. We should be active.
Moving!
(Shrieking)
(Pedro panting)
That was really fun. What now?
Fun?
Quick, dude, suggest something
that doesn't involve running.
Anything.
Uh. Uh...
Try‐‐ Try on prom dresses?
LYCIDIAS: Sure why not?
LYCIDIAS: Oh.
(Cheering)
Oh my!
LYCIDIAS: Meh.
(Groaning) Nope!
Nice! Oh yeah.
That's the one.
LYCIDIAS: The gold trim really accents our black heart.
(In normal voice) Where is that voice coming from?
LYCIDIAS: (Laughing) Come on, I'll show you.
(In normal voice) Whoa! Wait!
You can't leave me dressed like this?
Are you sure it's safe here, sir?
RJ, I know you're scared, but the breach of Lycidias' crypt
is too dangerous to ignore.
Plus I'm seriously low on clean undies.
This way!
(Grunting)
Whoa! Can we talk about this?
(Grunting)
(Gasping) Lydia!
What?
(Gasping) I swear it was not me.
Well, yes of course, it was and it is me,
but some other monster was here first.
I simply made myself comfortable.
Uh‐huh. And that?
Oh this?
I discovered Lycidias' thinking turban.
Isn't it grand?
That's actually his trash can.
Primarily used for claw clippings.
Ugh.
Lydia, this is a catastrophe!
If a monster has entered the cave
then the spirit of Lycidias has risen!
Do you not understand how serious this is?
(Gasping) No way!
Is that his autographed dire wolf clubbing club?
Ugh, that's his butt scratcher.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Ugh.
Why am I up here? (Thunder crashing)
LYCIDIAS: So you can see. That's us.
(Thunder crashing)
I'm back!
(Gasping) (In normal voice) Lycidias.
Whoa!
Thanks to you breaching my crypt, I have a host.
Now I'm well fed and ready to return, better than ever!
I even like our whimsical style.
But imagine what we can do with our powers combined together!
Whoa. Do you mean like performing the Vamp Stamp?
That's exactly what I mean.
(Gulping) Well, um, I'm honored and all,
but I'm... (struggling)
gonna have to pass, thanks.
(Laughing nervously)
(Lycidias cackling)
Silly child, they are impossible to remove.
It would take an unimaginable force.
Like it or not,
you and I are now one.
(Crashing)
(Thudding)
(Lycidias cackling)
(Grunting)
We need a plan and fast.
If we do not find Mavis‐‐ (Clucking)
Holy rabies.
(Cackling)
("Toccata and Fugue in D Minor" plays)
(Auto tuned) ♪ I love this thing ♪
(Gasping)
(Lycidias cackling)
(Thunder crashing)
(In normal voice) Huh? What's going on here?
Dad?
Mavy! Are you okay?
LYCIDIAS: Hello, family!
(Squealing) It is such an honor to finally meet you.
I have so many questions!
If you had a favorite descendant, who would it be?
It is okay if you want to say me.
I am after all, Lydia, and named after you.
Huh? I thought you were named after my cat, Poopsie?
Your favorite cat, Poopsie!
Wait, so who is this guy?
Who am I? (Screaming)
(Jazzy music playing)
♪ Who's the evilest monster The Underworld's ever seen? ♪
(Snapping) Lycidias. Ah.
♪ Who's the undead demon who'll turn your organs green? ♪
Lycidias. Ah.
♪ Who's gonna tell you when your hair is meh? ♪
♪ Who's the only vamp that never says bleh, bleh, bleh? ♪
I don't even say that!
♪ Lycidias ♪
What's my name?
♪ Lycidias ♪
One more time!
♪ Lycidias ♪
(Lycidias laughing)
Yeah!
Wait, so, who?
Some dude with a cat, I guess.
Brunch? Always.
Good luck, Mavis.
HANK: Oh! And new guy! See ya.
Don't worry. I'd never leave you.
(Roaring)
(Lycidias laughing)
(Whimpering) On second thought, I'm actually very, very busy!
Make that a reservation for three! Brunch for three!
Wow! Three and a pet!
Honey bat, it's me, Daddy.
(In normal voice) I know, Dad.
It's so‐‐ (Thunder crashing)
LYCIDIAS: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Mavis? I'm in charge now, Dad.
Deal with it.
Believe me, I am thrilled to be able to deal with it.
What's all this racket? Gah!
Hello, little Eugene.
L‐‐ L‐‐ Lycidias? My old babysitter?
(Zapping) (Cackling)
Mavis now has more power than all three of us combined!
I know! Isn't it great?
I am so proud. But also worried! (Clucking)
(Lycidias laughing)
We must team up and use all our powers to stop him.
But, won't we also be attacking Mavis?
We have no choice.
So it is win‐win, really.
(Laughing)
(Shouting))
(Laughing)
(Growling) (Laughing)
(Shouting)
(Laughing)
Pathetic.
(Shouting)
Oof!
(Laughing)
We need more power! We need more vampires!
Anyone! KLAUS: Yay!
♪ Booty shaking, battle booty, booty in your face! ♪
(Growling)
You rang? (Slurping)
(Groaning) Isn't there any other vampire?
(Slurping)
Hey, I didn't get a call 'til the third act
and I missed the whole song
so quit your complaining, Uncle Drac.
(Growling)
And I instantly regret everything.
(Zapping)
(Roaring)
(Screaming)
(Laughing)
(In normal voice) Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
I'm so sorry about this!
(Coughing)
Don't be sorry. Be confident in your new power.
Become who we were meant to be: Me.
Yeah!
(Zapping)
You know, I thought maybe I could be like you,
the so‐called greatest vamp ever.
But now I know I don't ever want to be like you.
Ha‐ha‐ha, too late.
The time has come
for the great Lycidias Dracula
to rise again!
Even if it means destroying every monster around you?
What kind of vampire attacks his own family?
That's my aunt. My uncle!
And my dad!
Oh yeah, plus Klaus I guess.
(Cackling) That's kind of the point.
Destroy it all and start over.
Yah!
(Zapping)
No! Heh‐heh.
Even I could never destroy The Underworld on my own.
But now combined powers, we will be unstoppable.
(Growling)
No way. I'm evicting you.
Now.
(Grunting)
LYCIDIAS: (Laughing) You are not strong enough to evict me.
The power and force that it would take to remove me
is beyond your control.
(In normal voice) Is it?
(Straining)
(All gasping)
(Grunting)
LYCIDIAS: Yes! Yes! Release the anger!
(In normal voice) It's time to end this.
(Struggling)
Mavis! No!
LYCIDIAS: Yes, child, I can feel it.
This has the power to destroy it all...
The Hotel... Transylvania...
The Underworld! (Laughing)
DRACULA: Mavis!
Our combined power will allow us to rule forever.
Become the next
great Lycidias Dracula.
(In normal voice) Sorry, but no.
I don't want to be the next great Lycidias.
I'm gonna stay the first, pretty‐okay‐so‐far,
Mavis Dracula.
LYCIDIAS: What does that even mean?
(In normal voice) You'll see.
(Straining)
LYCIDIAS: Wait. Wait. Pull up! Pull up!
(Gasping) (Sipping)
(In normal voice) I can't!
You said if we perform the move together
we'll be unbelievably powerful.
So imagine how bad it'll be
when we crash for the 94th time.
LYCIDIAS: Holy rabies!
(Crashing)
(Lycidias groaning)
(Slurping)
Hey!
Gotcha! Mavy! Are you okay?
(Mavis groaning)
Talk about an epic fail. (Giggling)
I'm okay.
I meant to do that‐‐ I mean...
(Sighing) I think I'll stop trying now.
I was messing with powers I'm clearly not ready for.
Uh, yeah, obvs.
Not ready for prime time.
Ya think? I knew it!
All right, all right, I get it.
I am glad you are safe, Mavy.
Thanks, Dad.
I can sense there are new dangers
brewing in The Underworld.
It's possible that is just my lunch.
(Hiccupping)
I've been gone long enough.
Clearly my place is here, at the Hotel, protecting Mavis.
Aw! I'm missing all your milestones!
I almost missed the first time
you were possessed by an ancestor, for badness sake.
Wait. Does this mean?
I'm staying. For good this time.
Staying? Over my undead body.
Oh great, so you agree.
(Both growling)
Yes!
We'll be one big happy family.
(Muffled growling)
But, to ensure we are really safe,
we must seal away Lycidias' spirit for good.
Somewhere unimportant.
A room no monster will miss!
I think I know a place.
(Muffled grunting)
(Sighing) I think we got tricked by Klaus again.
Yup. I do believe you are right.
And remind me why you're here?
Pfft! You think you're ending the season
without a little Wendy at the end?
I don't think so.
Makes sense to me.
Take us out, Wendy.
(Beatboxing)
♪ I'm Wendy ♪
♪ This is how I beatbox, I'm so good at it ♪
♪ Wendy, do‐bah‐dah ♪
(Crashing)
(Lycidias laughing)
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