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(Thunder crashing)

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♪

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(Screaming)

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♪

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Welcome, Mrs. Femur.

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Let me just pull up
your reservation.

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Ah, it's good to be back
at Hotel Transylvania.

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(Screaming)

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Undead Red!

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Are you okay?

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Not you.

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Mavis, take care of
this mess.

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What is Undead Red?

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Don't say
its name again.

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I've said too much.

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There's a mysterious beast
at the hotel?

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I mean, look around.

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This place is lousy
with them.

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What I mean is
we need to figure out

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who this Undead Red
creature is.

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Ooh, a mystery romp.
I love it.

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Undead Red?

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That urban legend
about some spooky monster

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that you could summon?

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Sounds like fake scares

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if you ask me.

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No.
You can't eat that.

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Now, please.
This is a delicate operation.

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Do you mind?
That's my lunch.

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It's like he didn't want to
talk about it.

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Curious.

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Undead Red?

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Ha.

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That is just a story
mothers tell their children

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to make them forget about
the smelly rats

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living under their beds.

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(Squeaking)

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Ah, not you, of course, mon ami.

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Undead Red?

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All I've ever heard about is,
uh, she has a sultry voice.

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(Gasping)
She?

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So, it's a her. Of course.

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Maybe, but who can be sure?

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It's just a myth monsters
made up for fun

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before they invented
video games.

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Uh‐uh‐uh. Hands off.
Hey!

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Argh!

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We are getting nowhere.

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Nobody thinks Undead Red
is real.

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But that skeleton was definitely
afraid of something.

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We're going to have to do
some deeper research.

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And I know just the place.

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Yum.

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Hey, I do my best research
on a full stomach.

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Now to the library.

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They have
the best snack bar.

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Ugh.

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We've been searching through
these archives

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for hours,
but there's nothing here.

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Wait.
This old issue of <i>Brew Ha‐Ha</i>

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has a story about Undead Red
in its gossip column.

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What?
Let me see that.

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"Undead Red was spotted
in the Village,

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crashing human parties."

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But how come
there's no pics anywhere?

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PEDRO:
Whoa. So, she's an invisible?

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But then how'd
the skeleton see her?

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Unless "red"
as in red, fiery hair.

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(Screaming)

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(Growling)

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And she wouldn't show up
in the picture

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if she's a vampire.
We solved the mystery!

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Undead Red.
What?

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Undead Red.
Who?

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Undead Red.

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Uncle Gene?
Why are you here?

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Because somebody called
"Undead Red."

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Yeah, we know.
Her.

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Nope.

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I'm Undead Red.

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You called three times.

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That's how I appear.

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Really?

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Thanks a lot.

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So, that tourist earlier
saw you?

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You missed a spot.

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(Screaming)
Undead Red!

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Oh. That was a twist.

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So, what is Undead Red,
anyway?

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(Sighing)

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<i>Undead Red</i>
was a ghost story.

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When human children called
his name three times in a row,

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he'd appear,
and he would have to scare them

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in order to be released.

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I thought it'd be
a fun summer job.

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Undead Red. Undead Red.
Undead Red.

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(Screaming)

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I just didn't know I signed on
for an afterlife‐long career.

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Always got to read
the fine print.

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The humans had their fun
for centuries.

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But then,
like everything else,

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they got bored

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and moved on to the
newest craze: Scary Berry.

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(Barking)

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Ooh, yeah.
Berry is scary.

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Pfft. Hardly.

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And so, lucky for me,

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Undead Red was retired forever.

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Until now.

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I can't believe you're
the legendary Undead Red

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that we only heard of
for the first time today.

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I'm glad everyone
forgot about him,

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or it would really cut into
my video game time.

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Speaking of which, I've got
high scores to beat.

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Wait. Don't you have to
scare Mavis first?

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(Mockingly) Yeah.
Don't you have to scare me?

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No. I only have to
scare humans.

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When monsters do it,

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it just summons me
and wastes my time.

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So, don't do it.

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Undead Red, Undead Red,
Undead Red.

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Huh?

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(Laughing) I'm sorry.
I just wanted to try it out.

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(Giggling)

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Yeah, yeah. Very funny.

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Undead Red. Undead Red.
Undead Red.

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(Laughing)
Last time. I promise.

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(Giggling)

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(Growling)

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Uh, too much.
Got it. We better go.

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We're sorry about exposing you,
Uncle Gene.

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Even if we didn't know
we were doing it.

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It's okay.

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It's annoying that your aunt
Lydia knows about Undead Red

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and can summon me
at any moment.

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But at least the humans
have no idea,

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or I'd really be
in for it.

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So, we maybe, sort of,
kind of took a shortcut

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to postering the Dark Forest
with flyers

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asking about
Undead Red?

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Fire!

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Where?

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Oh.

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Return with the answer,
flyers.

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Uh, we really wanted
to fire a cannon.

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Don't worry, Uncle Gene.
They have terrible aim.

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There's zero chance
one found its way to a human.

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(Giggling)

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Ugh.

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Who is Undead Red?

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Hmm. Undead Red.

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Undead Red. Undead Red.
Undead Red.

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(Gasping)
Your first words!

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Yay!

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(Screaming)
I can't believe it!

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I've been summoned by a human.

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(Screaming)

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Boo!

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Yep. I still got it.

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Huh? What gives?

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Why am I still here?

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I scared the human
who called me.

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I should be back in my room
playing video games by now.

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Those are the rules!

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Ugh.

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Hey, what's up?
(Screaming)

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This has never happened before.

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(Giggling)

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There he is, Mavis.
We found him.

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Uncle Gene? Come on.

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You can't hang out
at a human home. Let's go.

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I really want to.
I scared the human.

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Aah! Ugh.

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But I haven't been released,
which means I can't leave.

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For real.
Watch this.

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See?

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Why didn't your scare work?

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Undead Red.
(Giggling)

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(Gasping)
Donald didn't call you.

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Nose Picker did.
You have to scare her.

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Oh, okay.

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Just have to scare
a little girl. No biggie.

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(Cracking knuckles)

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Boo!

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(Giggling)

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Boo.
(Laughing)

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How about a loud noise?
That's kind of scary, right?

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Hmm. A loud noise.
Sure, it's a cheap scare,

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but I'll take it
however I can get it.

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(Lids clattering)

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(Giggling)

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Bla‐bla‐ooh‐ah!

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Ah, that didn't work either.

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Might be time to kick it
old‐school.

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Bla‐bla‐ooh‐ah!

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(Laughing)

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(Belching)

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(Laughing)

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Okay.
Okay, so much for that.

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It's time to do something

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I haven't done
in a long, long time.

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Uh, brush his fangs?
Can't happen soon enough.

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Shh.

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I haven't used my scary face
in centuries,

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but these are
dire circumstances.

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I hate to do it to a little kid,
but it's got to be done.

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I'm sorry in advance,
kiddo.

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Argh!

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Ah.
Just a little rusty.

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Maybe it goes
like this.

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Or like this.

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(Giggling)

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(Roaring)

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(Growling)

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(Roaring)

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(Growling)

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Aah!
Okay, this isn't working.

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Wee‐wee wee‐wee!

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If I can't scare her,
I'm going to get stuck

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haunting this tacky house
for the rest of my afterlife.

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I don't even have
the WiFi password.

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Oh, this is bad.
Uncle Gene is too lovable now.

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He'll never get scary enough
to frighten her.

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Ah, so tragic.

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How will he exercise
his gaming thumbs?

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(Gasping)
Wait.

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Gaming! That's it.

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I think I know how
to make him scary.

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Uncle Gene, maybe Hank and Pedro
can help.

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They're always good
for two or three bad ideas.

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Oh, but wait.

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Oh, no.
They're too busy

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playing with your video games.

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UNCLE GENE:
What?

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They are?
Oh, yeah.

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Since you're not there,
no one can stop them

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from playing
all your saved games.

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My s‐s‐‐
My s‐s‐s‐‐ My saved games?

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Yeah,

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and breaking
all your high scores.

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No!

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Not my high scores.

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(Crying)

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Yes! It worked.

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I just hope for their sake,
Pedro and Hank

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aren't really playing his games.

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I can't believe we're really
playing his games.

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Don't worry.
He'll never know.

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(Screaming)

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No. Don't be afraid.

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Watch this.
(Chuckling)

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(Giggling)

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LYDIA:
Undead Red, Undead Red,
Undead Red.

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Who did‐‐

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(Chuckling)

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(Shrieking)

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Pretty sure
she'll never summon

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Undead Read again
after that.

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00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:04,914
(Chuckling)

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You know, kid, we make
a pretty good team, huh?

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(Growling)
Boo.

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Oh, that's terrifying.
That's very good.

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That's way up there.
You got it. It's okay.

264
00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,973
(Cackling)

265
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:30,607
Hi. This is my song.

266
00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:34,736
It's called "Klaus is Undeniably
Everyone's Favorite."

267
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:38,948
It's got a great beat. Mmm.

268
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,533
Break it down
with your bad self.

269
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,452
♪ Oh ♪

270
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:47,373
♪ Klaus is darkness monster‐fied
his moves are all justified ♪

271
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:52,253
♪ And for dessert,
I'll have just the pie ♪

272
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,547
♪ Can you dig it
I can dig it ♪

273
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,798
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

274
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:58,301
(Beatboxing)

275
00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:02,222
♪ Booty‐shaking
till the next century ♪

276
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,265
♪ Mmm, oh, yeah, Klaus ♪

277
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,642
(Screaming)

278
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:08,186
(Stuttering)

279
00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,687
It tickles.

280
00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:12,232
Incoming.

281
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,859
Ow. Come back, foot.

282
00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:19,239
Take this thing away
before someone gets hurt. Oof!

283
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,157
Oh, dear.

284
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:23,534
I got it. I got it.
I got it.

285
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:26,663
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

286
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:30,583
Mavis, we have had
several guest complaints

287
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,377
regarding the random bouts
of chaos

288
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,170
that have been happening
in the lobby recently.

289
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,047
What?

290
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:38,049
(Roaring)

291
00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:43,263
(Objects clattering)

292
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,640
(Beatboxing)

293
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,643
Aunt Lydia, I've got everything
under control.

294
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,478
Ow!
Whoa.

295
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:53,606
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

296
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,863
KLAUS:
Hello!

297
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:04,659
(Screaming)

298
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:09,956
(Clearing throat)
Chaos.

299
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,207
Oh, no, no, no.

300
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,959
I am not being blamed for this.

301
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,795
Klaus knocked me down.
This is Klaus's chaos.

302
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,298
Klaus is the only reason
you are alive.

303
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,258
He saved your afterlife.

304
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:21,384
(Gasping)

305
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,386
Because sunlight
can kill vampires?

306
00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:25,805
Yeah, dude.
We all know how it works.

307
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,099
Ho‐ly rabies.

308
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:30,268
Holy rabies, indeed.

309
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,477
(Clucking)

310
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,771
Klaus is a hero?

311
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:36,733
Oh, I like the sound
of that.

312
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,359
(Humming)

313
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,403
Klaus just saved
Mavis's afterlife.

314
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:41,654
(Gasping)

315
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,157
I saw it with my own eyes.

316
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,743
I yelled, "Klaus, do something!"

317
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,953
That's when he leaped
through the air,

318
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:52,415
risking his own life
to save Mavis.

319
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:56,294
They'll be singing songs about
Klaus's bravery for years.

320
00:13:56,294 --> 00:14:00,840
That's right. <i>The</i> Klaus,
who saved Dracula's daughter,

321
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:05,219
is actually staying here
at Hotel Transylvania.

322
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,054
Kind of a big deal.

323
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:08,681
Ugh!

324
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,391
Of all the monsters
that could've saved me,

325
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,185
it had to be Klaus.

326
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,145
Maybe he won't let it
go to his head.

327
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,564
KLAUS:
Hello!

328
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:20,234
The only monster who ever
mattered is here, finally.

329
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,694
You're welcome.

330
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,738
Oh!

331
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:26,741
Can you sign this,
please?

332
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,701
Yes, of course.
Anything for a fan.

333
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:32,330
Someone tell me how it looks.

334
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,290
All right!
I'm pretty great.

335
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,292
Let's hear it for me, Klaus.

336
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:39,629
When I say "Klau,"
you say "Sh."

337
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,214
Klau.
Sh.

338
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,216
Klau.
Sh.

339
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,384
I could do this forever.

340
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,095
Oh, please don't.

341
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:50,014
Hey, Mavis?
Your dad wants to talk to you.

342
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:57,814
Hi, Dad.

343
00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:00,149
<i>Ah, Mavy.</i>

344
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:04,362
<i>I, uh‐‐ Actually,</i>
<i>I wanted to talk to, uh, Klaus.</i>

345
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,489
What? Klaus? Why?

346
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,574
<i>He's a hero now.</i>

347
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,327
<i>The whole Vampire Council is</i>
<i>talking about how he bravely</i>

348
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:15,248
<i>ventured into the deadly,</i>
<i>burning sunlight to save you.</i>

349
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:18,584
Yeah. That's not exactly
how it happened. You see‐‐

350
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,753
<i>There's the vamp of the hour.</i>

351
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:24,173
<i>Klaus, the vampire hero.</i>

352
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:28,052
Hey, Uncle Drac,
fellow vampire hero.

353
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:30,763
<i>Oh, you.</i>

354
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,015
Oh, me.

355
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,977
Oh, blech.

356
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,690
Uh‐oh.
What happened now?

357
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,316
What's this line even for?

358
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,277
Are you serious?

359
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,862
This is the lineup
to high‐five the hand

360
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,155
that saved Mavis Dracula.

361
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,781
And you two are in it?

362
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,742
We're selling
official Klaus merch.

363
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:54,078
Klaus saved Dracula's daughter.
It only makes sense

364
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,205
to put his likeness
on lunch boxes and underwear.

365
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,832
Not cool, you guys.

366
00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,625
Hey.

367
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,170
If you saved yourself, we'd have
your face on a lunch box, too.

368
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,504
(Blowing raspberry)

369
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:06,924
(Groaning)

370
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:10,136
Whoa.
Okay.

371
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:13,556
I feel like we've crossed
a line at some point here.

372
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:16,225
Let Great Uncle Gene
throw out

373
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:19,812
the first high‐five
of the day.

374
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:23,608
Ow!
Why would you hit me like that?

375
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,693
The agony.

376
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,612
You can't treat a hero
like this.

377
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:30,573
I need medical assistance.
Ow!

378
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,868
Now, this is more like it.

379
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,332
Ooh. Ah.

380
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,375
I'm never washing
this hand again.

381
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,878
Um, but aren't you
a doctor?

382
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,546
You're right.

383
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,299
I guess I'm never washing
my feet again, either.

384
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,509
How can all these monsters

385
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,470
possibly think
Klaus is a hero?

386
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:55,806
He's Klaus!
He's a coward.

387
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,850
He's afraid of
his own shadow.

388
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,645
Yeah, but to be fair,
his shadow hates him.

389
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:03,356
(Blowing raspberry)

390
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,359
Of course it does.
He's Klaus.

391
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,778
All right.
Own up.

392
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,613
What gives
with saving me?

393
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,907
What?
I saved you fair and square.

394
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,825
I don't buy it.

395
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,369
If anything, you owe me.

396
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,120
You should
consider yourself lucky

397
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,248
that I don't need a favor
from you.

398
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,625
I know you didn't mean
to save me.

399
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,377
Good luck proving that.

400
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,255
It's not like there's some magic
room in the hotel with screens

401
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:31,592
that show you what happened at
the precise time and location.

402
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:36,013
I'm describing the security
crystal balls, aren't I?

403
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:37,765
(Groaning)

404
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:45,606
<i>(Screaming)</i>

405
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,609
See? Klaus wasn't even
paying attention.

406
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:52,113
He was dancing,
if you can even call it that.

407
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:55,908
Watch. His back is to me.
He doesn't see.

408
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,744
This proves Klaus is a fraud.

409
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,663
Eh,
I've been called worse.

410
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:05,293
Klaus, I am ashamed you're even
related to the Dracula family.

411
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:09,213
That really was
some terrible dancing.

412
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,716
Ouch. Now, that one
stung a little.

413
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,053
See?
He was just dancing.

414
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:18,097
(Crying)

415
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,473
He's a fraud.

416
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,559
He didn't even know
she was there.

417
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:24,895
He's just a bad dancer.

418
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,814
He didn't mean to
save Mavis.

419
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,816
Klaus lied,
if you can believe it.

420
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,527
So, you weren't here

421
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,405
for the centaur
extension?

422
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:37,241
No, but I kind of like it.

423
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,326
(Tom‐tom hit and cymbal crash
sounding)

424
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:42,163
(Groaning)

425
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:43,539
Hi, Dad. I‐‐

426
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,833
<i>No. Sorry, Mavy. Sorry.</i>

427
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,501
<i>I once again want to talk</i>
<i>to Klaus‐‐</i>

428
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,170
Oh.

429
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,631
<i>I want to tell him</i>
<i>how disappointed I am.</i>

430
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,342
In that case,
be right bat.

431
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,639
So long, merch.

432
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:03,434
Are monsters still waiting
in line for high‐fives?

433
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,061
Nope.

434
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,480
Your dad is making Klaus return
every high‐five he got.

435
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,274
Meh. Oh.

436
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,234
Ugh! Ow.

437
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:15,571
(Sighing)
Where's Cardboard Klaus?

438
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:19,241
I sure could use a friend
right now.

439
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:22,370
Klaus really got what was
coming to him this time.

440
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:24,413
Yep, he sure did.

441
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:27,500
I mean, he did save your life
from that beam of light and all,

442
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,501
but yeah.

443
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,585
Huh.

444
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,712
That's true, isn't it?

445
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:35,257
Him not caring about anything
but himself saved the day.

446
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,468
He was just Klaus being Klaus.

447
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,136
What do I do?

448
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:42,014
Apologize, or thank him.
Oh! You could do both.

449
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,350
Apolo‐thank time.

450
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,686
(Panting)
Where's Klaus?

451
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,145
Don't know.

452
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,398
I was here trying to get him
to pay us back

453
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:53,192
for all that useless merch,
but then he had to

454
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,486
"go out for a walk and rest
his hand."

455
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:57,780
Out for a walk?
But it's almost sunrise.

456
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,241
He could get burned.

457
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,867
(Panting)

458
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:07,998
Klaus?

459
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:14,296
Uh, Klaus,
this is hard for me to say,

460
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,549
but I'm sorry I was mean to you.

461
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,259
And thank you
for saving my afterlife,

462
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:19,677
whether you meant to or not.

463
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:22,555
This is confusing.

464
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,098
Who's apologizing
to who?

465
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:26,225
It's an apolo‐thank, actually.

466
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,227
KLAUS:
Oh, I love a good apolo‐thank.

467
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,813
What's going on?

468
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:35,109
If Klaus is here,
who's out there?

469
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:37,319
(Gasping)
What?

470
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,447
You're Cardboard Klaus?

471
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,073
Holy rabies.

472
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:44,618
I'm about to get caught outside
in daylight.

473
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:48,497
Wow.
It's getting hot out here.

474
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:53,252
Ow, ow, ow!

475
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,257
Ouch.

476
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,594
Did I just see
what I think I saw?

477
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,889
Klaus, you saved me.
Again.

478
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,682
You really are a hero.

479
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,184
I did?

480
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,186
I was just grabbing
Cardboard Klaus.

481
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:13,814
It's my only copy, and
probably my best friend.

482
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,942
This is your moment.
You earned it.

483
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:20,321
Cardboard Klaus just saved
both of your afterlives.

484
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:21,489
PEDRO:
Oh, no.

485
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:24,825
Our merch.

486
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:28,120
It's still good.

487
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,371
I say "card,"
you say "board."

488
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:30,623
Card.
Board.

489
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,374
Card.
Board.

490
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:33,584
Card.
Board.

491
00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:34,877
Card.
Board.

492
00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:43,177
<i>Sorry, Mavy.</i>

493
00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:45,095
<i>I'd love to catch up,</i>
<i>but I kind of want</i>

494
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:47,431
<i>to talk to the Cardboard Klaus.</i>
<i>You know, the hero?</i>

495
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:51,227
(Groaning)

496
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:55,397
<i>I can't believe I'm meeting</i>
<i>the Cardboard Klaus.</i>

497
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,358
<i>So exciting!</i>

498
00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:58,609
MAVIS:
Argh!

499
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:11,247
♪