[Hiccup] This changes everything.
[dragon screeching distantly]
Okay, gang! Stay with your teammate and lock down your specific island.
This dragon hunter is sneaky.
He comes in, transfers his cargo, and slips out under the cover of darkness.
Very mysterious.
Very boring. Can we get to it?
So, I need you to put in a good word for me, Hiccup.
What? With who, Astrid?
Please. I'm so over Astrid. You can have her.
Wow, thanks, I appreciate that.
Anytime, I'm a giver.
Listen, I know Heather's been dying to approach me
but her fear's got her "scurred."
Yeah, I don't think Heather gets "scurred," Snotlout.
Besides, I'm not sure you're ready for a woman like Heather.
She's far too, uh, sincere, honest, brave.
I can fake honesty, I can fake sincerity, I can fake all those things.
Oh, yeah, and by the way, she's smart, too.
-I can fake being smarters. -[snorts]
[screeches]
[dragon hunter 1] Keep it nice and warm. This way. It's a beauty.
[dragon hunters clamoring]
I think we should move in slowly, preserve the element of...
[Tuffnut] Coming in hot! [Ruffnut] Woo-ooo-ooo!
[sighs] ...surprise.
[screeches]
[chuckles] Voila!
Dragon egg!
[both exclaim]
[both scream]
-[Tuffnut] Help! [screams] -[man grunting]
-Oh, no, you don't! -Oh, no, you don't!
-[growling] -[dragon hunter panting]
Guys, we need to protect the egg, not fry it.
-[dragon hunter 1] To the ship, ay! -[dragon hunters clamoring]
-[dragon hunter 1] Fire! -[gasps]
-[arrows whizzing] -[dragon hunter 2 shouting]
-Stormfly! -[screeches]
We're never gonna get out of here!
-It's the egg they want! -They want the egg?
Give it to them!
[grunts]
Get ready to move, guys!
[dragon hunter 1] Fire!
[Ruffnut] We got it! We got it! [Tuffnut] We got it!
-Back off, Twidiots. It's mine! -[Ruffnut] Back off, Snotlout!
-[Snotlout grunts] -[all groan]
[grunts]
-Heather! -Got it!
[grunts]
Huh! No! [gasps]
Well, that was fun.
Hey, I've got an idea,
how about we get this back to the Edge, safely.
[Hiccup] It's definitely not a Changewing.
[Fishlegs] Thank Thor.
And it's not the type of any of our dragons.
Oh, can you imagine Meatlug with her very own egg?
It would be so cute. Aww.
I don't think it's in here, Fishlegs.
Well, someone certainly has their own ideas on what it is.
-[Chicken coos, clucking] -[gasps]
Look who's feeling motherly. Aren't you, little chicken?
-Give me a kiss. -[clucks]
Ow! Easy, pal, I'm on your side.
[chuckles] If you're gonna hatch that egg,
I think you're gonna need a little bit more power than that, Chicken.
But it was a nice try.
Don't listen to him, Chicken. Haters gonna hate, hatchers gotta hatch.
And, buddy, you're a-hatchin'.
-[clucking] -[coos]
We should check the Dragon Eye notes again, just to be sure.
Okay, but I didn't see anything in there about eggs or hatchings.
[clucking]
[crackling]
Uh, guys?
-[Hiccup] Not now, Tuff. -Okay.
[crackles]
-Tuffnut! -Why didn't you say something?
Really?
-[clucks] -[crackling]
Kind of makes you wonder what came first, the chicken, or the chicken.
-[bursts] -[screams]
[squeaking]
What is that?
It's familiar, but I can't place it.
-[purrs, screeching] -[exclaims]
Oh, no! No, no! Stop! Stop! [screams]
I liked him better when he was inside.
[screeching]
[screeching continues]
Can someone please shut that thing up?
Aww, it probably needs its mother. Poor thing, all by itself.
That's what I was trying to say, because I'm so sincere.
Of course, these fools don't listen, but I listen.
[screeching continues]
-I got it! -What! What is it?
-Garffiljorg. -What?
-Its name. -Who cares what we call it?
Not like it's listening to us anyway.
Chicken cares. I mean, it did come out of her.
Tuffnut, she didn't actually...
Never mind.
[screeching loudly]
Oh. How are the dragons gonna sleep with this little guy in here?
It's them or us, Fishface.
But, please, feel free to babysit that thing if you want to.
Maybe I should stay with it?
That's exactly what I was thinking.
Oh, we're like two yaks in a stall, you and me.
Ugh!
Look, if we shut these doors, plug our ears, and sleep under our beds,
we just might be able to catch a few winks.
[screeches loudly]
Yeah, okay, let's just get out of here before our heads explode.
Chicken, come on, it's bedtime.
-[clucking] -Hey!
I'll tell you the story about the angry chicken who took on the Buffalord.
She just ain't havin' it, she wants to stay with Garffiljorg.
-[screeching] -[clucks]
[clucking rhythmically]
-[clucking] -[screeches softly]
Oh, he stopped cry-- He stopped crying.
That's because Chicken sang to him. Didn't you hear that? [chuckles]
Oh, the pipes on that chicken.
-[coos] -[screeches]
[Chicken squeaks, clucks]
[squeaking]
-[screeches] -Bad dragon!
Um, does this look familiar to anyone but me?
Impenetrable amber cocoon, vicious hungry dragon, terrified Vikings?
It's a baby Deathsong, Tuffnut. Believe me, we know.
Oh, that's just perfect.
[screeches]
[Chicken clucking]
[Tuffnut sobbing hysterically]
Tuffnut, could you please help me out?
[sobs] And do what?
Calm your chicken!
It's not doing any of us any good to have the entire Edge freaking out.
-[clucking] -I'm here, Chicken.
Don't you worry. Everything is gonna turn out... [wailing]
I can't lie to a chicken!
You know, that'd go much easier if you had some Monstrous Nightmare gel.
Plus, you could get yourself some rotisserie chicken while you're at it.
[chuckles] That sounds good. [groans]
You apologize to her right now! You hear me?
-No! [groaning] -Nobody's rotissering Chicken.
-[clucks] -Nobody!
So you keep that Monstrous Nightmare gel away from her!
Actually, Tuff, Snotlout may be onto something.
Oh, sure, what's next, roasted Toothless?
Just stay with me here.
Remember when we were at Melody Island?
[exclaims]
Don't do it, Hiccup! You'll singe her little feathers.
And that's all she has in the whole wide world.
Except me, of course. Feathers and me.
[clucks]
I'm just doing enough to get it started.
I won't go deep enough to get remotely close to Chicken. See?
-[clucking] -Now, Toothless?
[clucking, exclaims]
[grunts] Chicken is free! Chicken is free!
[clucking]
[screeching]
You!
We need to remove Garffiljorg from this island, immediately!
Okay, Tuff, don't you think you're overreacting?
[shouts] Nonsense!
It is getting difficult to handle this guy, Hiccup. You gotta admit.
She's right, Hiccup, I mean, he just went after Chicken.
How long before he goes after us?
He's gots to go! Back to Melody Island with you.
Snotlout, did you forget how the Deathsong tried to eat all of us and our dragons?
Well, I had, until you just brought it up. Thank you for that.
Oh, no, no, it is too dangerous to go back.
And we don't even know if a baby dragon can bond
with a dragon that's not its parent.
You guys, he's too young to know right from wrong.
He's just following his instincts.
I know what it's like to be all alone in the world.
We can't just shun him.
Hmm. Heather's right.
We have trained everything from a Night Fury to a Night Terror.
We can certainly train him not to eat us. Right?
-Yeah, we can try. -We owe it to Garff.
-Speak for yourselves. -[clucks]
[screeching]
And what about that? Does anyone else, not named Hiccup,
have an idea before I take a running leap off the top of the Edge.
Nobody say a word.
Funny, Astrid. By the way, I'm over you, in case you haven't heard.
And I'm just being honest with you, because I'm nothing if not honest.
Did you hear that, Heather?
-[screeching] -[Heather humming]
[cooing]
♪ The sky is dark And the hills are white ♪
♪ As the Storm King Speeds from the north tonight ♪
♪ And this is the song The Storm King sings ♪
♪ As over the world his cloak he flings ♪
♪ Sleep, sleep, little one, sleep ♪
♪ He rustles his wings And gruffly sings ♪
♪ Sleep, little one, sleep ♪
[sobbing] That was... That was just beautiful, Heather.
[imitating kissing]
[imitating Fishlegs] That was just beautiful, Heather. [imitating kissing]
Ugh! Thank Thor something worked.
Well, would you look at that. Garff wasn't the only one it worked on.
[snoring]
[Hiccup] It makes perfect sense.
The Deathsong sings to its prey to draw them in.
That might be the primary way it communicates.
-And it might help us train it. -Interesting.
[coughs] Yak dung!
[screeching]
Well, you better keep singing then.
-You mean, "we." -I do?
Oh, yes, you do.
Oh, yes, of course, I do.
[Garff screeching]
♪ Come listen my young dragon friend And I will tell a tale ♪
♪ Of days when Vikings feared the sound Of monsters' distant wail ♪
♪ For was a time not long ago When wars were bravely fought ♪
♪ Against a foe we feared Before a lesson we were taught ♪
♪ That night of fury One did dare to set aside his dread ♪
♪ And place his hand Upon a winged villain's gentle head ♪
♪ Now time has passed And what was once our cursed enemy ♪
♪ Now carries us to battle Against our threat across the sea ♪
[screeches]
Ugh!
[playing pan flute]
[screeching]
Phew. [gasps]
[growls]
♪ I killed my first boar When I was just a boy ♪
♪ A big ol' battle ax Was my favorite toy ♪
♪ Each of my enemies They all have been destroyed ♪
♪ For I am Snotlout, oy, oy, oy ♪
♪ Snotlout, Snotlout, oy, oy, oy ♪
♪ He's all man and you're all boy ♪
♪ Yes, I said it, try me if you dare ♪
♪ I'll chill you to the bone With my steely glare ♪
[knocking at door]
[exclaims in surprise]
-You guys are up, take him. -[screeching]
[gasps] No, no, no. No!
He's fine, he just gets a little cranky when the music stops. Okay?
That's all. So, ha-ha, you're gonna have so much fun.
[Snotlout laughing]
-[Tuffnut screaming] -[clucking]
♪ No, Garff, no ♪
♪ You must not hurt Chicken ♪
♪ For Chicken is a friend Will see you to the end ♪
♪ No, Garff, no You cannot eat Tuff's chicken ♪
♪ Eating that bird's heart Will tear Tuffnut's apart ♪
♪ Why must you eat my pet? It is the only one I'll get ♪
♪ And then all I'll do is fret Because we only just met ♪
♪ Something else that rhymes with met ♪
♪ But, how long, how long? How long can we keep this up? ♪
♪ Can we keep this up? Keep this up? ♪
[Chicken crowing]
-[screeches] -[both screaming]
Hmm. Well, that was supposed to work.
[all] Hiccup!
This is officially out of hand! We cannot go on like this!
-[Ruffnut grunts] -[Tuffnut wailing]
[growls]
But we can't abandon him. We just can't! I'd never forgive myself!
[Tuffnut] ♪ I'm sick of rhyming with "met" ♪
We won't abandon him.
We'll do what we should've done to begin with.
We'll take him to be with his own kind.
Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Yes, we're going to Melody Island to find that Deathsong.
[Heather humming]
Hey, genius,
have you thought of the fact that the Deathsong mind-melts our dragons?
-Actually, I have. -[Toothless growls]
[Snotlout] Good, good, good, good, good, good.
So do you have a plan for that, or are we just gonna wing it?
Pun intended. [chuckles] Get it?
You said "wing it." You know, and dragons have--
We get it, Tuff.
We're gonna handle that, Snotlout, by using these.
-[chuckles] Moss ear plugs! Awesome! -[Hiccup] Right?
[Meatlug growling]
I custom-made them for each dragon to keep out the Deathsong's call.
Great. As if this guy needs another reason to not listen.
-[snorts] -[yelps]
You didn't happen to make any for us, did you?
[laughing sarcastically]
Very funny, Astrid. You should take that comedy routine on the road.
Maybe I will.
[growls]
Oh. "Maybe I will." Except you shouldn't because it's completely contextual.
[Hookfang growls]
[purring]
Fishlegs, how did you swing that?
Dragon Nip! I wasn't entirely sure it would work on this particular species.
It only took a couple tries to get close enough to knock the little guy out.
-[growls] -Sorry, girl.
Just make sure he's awake when we get there.
We need him alert and focused.
How do you get a one-armed Jorgenson out of a tree?
You wave to him!
[all laughing]
[Heather] Yeah! Whoo!
Wave to him, that's not even funny. Oh, I just got it, it is funny.
How do you sink a Jorgenson battleship? You put it in the water.
[all laughing]
Do another one! Come on, more, one more.
Yeah, more!
[imitates laughter] That's right, laugh, all of you. [laughs sarcastically]
But don't come running to me when you're out of Nightmare gel.
All right, gang, the Deathsong strike is very precise.
Streamlined. So we need to spread out.
That way, it can only go after one of us at a time.
Hey, how do you confuse a Jorgenson?
Put him in a round arena and tell him to go to the corner.
[Hookfang chuckles]
-You don't even understand jokes. -[huffs]
It's not in there. That's good news for Garff.
And bad news for us.
All right, let's find this guy.
[Deathsong growling continuously]
The ear plugs are working, Hiccup.
Great. Now let's get in closer. Everyone on high alert.
No kidding.
-[screeching softly] -Oh, no. Hiccup.
Yeah, got it.
[Heather humming]
[Fishlegs] Shh! Shh-shh-shh!
-[groans] Fishlegs! -Heather! [groans]
[Fishlegs whimpering]
[roaring]
Remember, if we don't bunch up, it can't--
Gah!
Heads up!
[grunts]
Aah! I forgot how much I hate this guy!
[screams, groans]
-[grunts, pants] -[growling]
[roars, snarls]
[yelps]
[grunting in effort]
[growls]
[Garff growls]
[screeches]
[continues screeching]
Never thought I'd be happy to hear that.
[screeching]
[growls, spits]
Well, at least they're not shooting it at us.
[roaring melodically]
[continues roaring melodically]
[screeches melodically]
[roars melodically]
[screeching melodically]
Hey, I think they're bonding.
[screeching melodically]
-[groans] -Garff!
-That can't be good. -Hiccup!
Aah!
[roars]
I knew this was going to go bad. Why does no one listen to me?
[whimpers]
[Snotlout yelps]
[roars melodically]
[Fishlegs whimpering]
[humming]
[screeching melodically]
Fishface! What are you doing?
[whimpers] I'm sorry, I hum when I'm nervous.
Hum later! I heard they love humming in Valhal--
Hey, that's my favorite lullaby, and I was the one who taught it to Garff.
That might be the problem. He's singing our songs,
the ones we sang to him, and the Deathsong doesn't like them.
You know, everyone's a critic.
[roars melodically]
[screeches loudly]
[roaring melodically, huffs]
So, what do we do?
Uh, keep singing. Maybe we can find a song it does like.
I'm sorry, but I'll need some time to prepare.
This golden throat is a very delicate instrument.
-[roars] -[gasps]
♪ Oh, Deathsong, oh, Deathsong You're big and bad and you kill a lot ♪
♪ And you spit out goo That looks like snot ♪
[Tuffnut screams] Help!
♪ Ooh, it's a scary, scary, bad dragon ♪
♪ He's gonna kill us all He's gonna kill us ♪
♪ I hope he doesn't I hope he leaves soon ♪
-Hey, that doesn't rhyme. -Oh, like it knows.
[Tuffnut screams]
[roars melodically]
[Snotlout] Aah!
Okay, sorry.
♪ The hotness of your goo Gives me déjà vu ♪
Yep, that's it. Much better.
♪ The beauty of your wings Makes us all want to sing ♪
-[Fishlegs] ♪ Want to sing ♪ -[Heather] ♪ Want to sing ♪
[Hiccup] Want to sing Want to sing, want to sing
♪ All of us want to sing your death song We all want to be like you and growl ♪
-[growl] -[Ruffnut screams]
[screeching melodically]
[continues screeching melodically]
[roars melodically]
[screeches]
Go on, Garff, it's okay.
[screeching melodically]
[Ruffnut screams] Wow! Woo-hoo!
I don't believe it. Garff saved us.
Yep, we saved him, and he saved us.
[gasps] I just had a thought. Now that they're both on the same team,
what's stopping them from both eating us?
[shattering]
Hiccup, that's brilliant! If you find the weak spot in the cocoon,
the rest will crack and fall apart.
Exactly. Now, let's get out of here before they get their appetites back.
You know, if that were, like, twice the size,
it would make a really cool sword.
Exactly. I'm gonna call this "Inferno."
Hmm.
-I mean, look at it. -[Tuffnut] Nah.
Doesn't have the right je ne sais quoi.
Je ne sais quoi? How did you...
All right, I'll come up with something different.
Of course, I will have to make some adjustments.
Lengthen the shaft, add another canister for more Monstrous Nightmare gel,
make the gas canister airtight.
Oh, I am getting to work on this thing right away.
And that's the last we'll see of Hiccup this week.
[all laughing]
[Snotlout] ♪ Ooh, he's a scary bad dragon ♪
♪ He didn't kill us I'm glad he didn't ♪
♪ Now we can go home ♪