1 00:00:11,005 --> 00:00:13,565 ["The Christmas Waltz" by Peggy Lee plays] 2 00:00:18,045 --> 00:00:21,765 ♪ It's that time of year ♪ 3 00:00:22,285 --> 00:00:25,485 ♪ When the world falls in love ♪ 4 00:00:26,165 --> 00:00:28,045 ♪ Every song you hear... ♪ 5 00:00:28,045 --> 00:00:29,765 Ah. What about this one? 6 00:00:31,605 --> 00:00:32,765 No. 7 00:00:33,485 --> 00:00:35,765 God, you're 15, not 50. 8 00:00:35,765 --> 00:00:37,045 [girl chuckles softly] 9 00:00:37,045 --> 00:00:38,405 [woman] I like this. 10 00:00:39,325 --> 00:00:41,925 You can't have a Christmas party without a bit of glitter. 11 00:00:43,405 --> 00:00:46,165 It'll show off your figure, which the boys'll love. 12 00:00:46,165 --> 00:00:47,645 Mum! [chuckles] 13 00:00:49,405 --> 00:00:50,605 {\an8}[woman sighs] 14 00:00:52,165 --> 00:00:54,205 {\an8}Can you remember where we parked? 15 00:00:54,685 --> 00:00:57,445 - [girl] No. - Serves us right for coming up to London. 16 00:00:57,445 --> 00:00:58,485 Look. 17 00:01:00,045 --> 00:01:01,645 Thank you. Merry Christmas. 18 00:01:02,645 --> 00:01:03,525 [gasps] 19 00:01:03,525 --> 00:01:06,045 Oh my God, it's Princess Diana. 20 00:01:06,045 --> 00:01:07,685 Thank you. Merry Christmas. 21 00:01:07,685 --> 00:01:09,445 [crowd clamoring] 22 00:01:09,445 --> 00:01:13,085 [Diana] Know what? Here, can we have some more of yours? We're selling out. 23 00:01:13,085 --> 00:01:16,285 - [girl] Diana, can I have one, please? - [chuckles] Thank you very much. 24 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:18,205 Here's a pound. 25 00:01:18,205 --> 00:01:19,485 No, more than that. 26 00:01:20,125 --> 00:01:21,205 [Diana] There you go. 27 00:01:21,845 --> 00:01:23,845 - Merry Christmas. - Here you go. 28 00:01:24,525 --> 00:01:25,445 - Oh, sorry. - Yeah. 29 00:01:25,445 --> 00:01:27,045 [Diana] Selling like hotcakes. 30 00:01:28,485 --> 00:01:30,725 - Uh, here. - Ooh, that's very generous. 31 00:01:30,725 --> 00:01:32,445 - What's your name? - [woman] Catherine. 32 00:01:32,445 --> 00:01:33,845 Uh, Kate's fine. 33 00:01:38,845 --> 00:01:41,085 - Say thank you to Kate. - Uh... [clears throat] 34 00:01:41,085 --> 00:01:42,005 Thank you. 35 00:01:43,525 --> 00:01:46,085 - [Diana] Merry Christmas. - [woman] Merry Christmas. 36 00:01:46,085 --> 00:01:47,885 Come on. Please. 37 00:01:48,965 --> 00:01:50,965 ["Silent Night" playing in distance] 38 00:02:08,085 --> 00:02:10,285 Someone obviously made an impression. 39 00:02:11,685 --> 00:02:12,925 He seems kind. 40 00:02:14,165 --> 00:02:15,205 Has a nice face. 41 00:02:18,525 --> 00:02:20,605 His mother's face is what he's got. 42 00:02:22,525 --> 00:02:23,765 He has nice eyes too. 43 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:27,445 Well, 44 00:02:28,725 --> 00:02:29,565 you never know. 45 00:02:30,845 --> 00:02:33,405 [scoffs] Mummy, he's a royal prince. 46 00:02:33,405 --> 00:02:34,845 So? 47 00:02:34,845 --> 00:02:38,605 When I first met your father, he was way out of my reach. 48 00:02:39,205 --> 00:02:41,645 You know, I was just a lowly stewardess. 49 00:02:43,925 --> 00:02:45,445 Trolley dolly. 50 00:02:46,085 --> 00:02:49,405 While his grandmother had been friendly with the Queen's aunt. 51 00:02:49,405 --> 00:02:52,965 His father was an RAF pilot who'd flown with Prince Philip. 52 00:02:53,765 --> 00:02:54,685 [sighs] 53 00:02:54,685 --> 00:02:57,085 I felt like the luckiest woman in the world. 54 00:02:58,965 --> 00:03:02,445 And then I started the family business 55 00:03:03,565 --> 00:03:07,685 and became so successful that your dad was able to leave his job 56 00:03:07,685 --> 00:03:10,925 and come and work full-time for something I'd created. 57 00:03:13,325 --> 00:03:16,125 Then I realized that maybe it was the other way around. 58 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:19,285 That he'd been lucky to have me. 59 00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:23,085 Never underestimate yourself. 60 00:03:25,245 --> 00:03:29,325 Never think there's anything in this world you're not good enough for. 61 00:03:41,845 --> 00:03:43,845 ["Silent Night" fades out] 62 00:03:45,645 --> 00:03:48,125 [theme music playing] 63 00:04:58,685 --> 00:05:02,005 ["Hey Boy Hey Girl" by The Chemical Brothers playing in distance] 64 00:05:04,525 --> 00:05:06,525 [music grows louder] 65 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:14,685 - [music blaring] - [loud chattering and laughter] 66 00:05:23,525 --> 00:05:27,965 [crowd singing] ♪ Happy birthday, dear William ♪ 67 00:05:28,925 --> 00:05:32,765 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 68 00:05:33,685 --> 00:05:35,685 {\an8}[crowd chanting] Drink! Drink! Drink! 69 00:05:41,285 --> 00:05:43,285 [music fades out] 70 00:05:45,805 --> 00:05:47,205 [exhales deeply] 71 00:05:47,325 --> 00:05:49,325 [indistinct chattering] 72 00:05:53,525 --> 00:05:54,605 [sighs] 73 00:05:56,725 --> 00:05:59,165 Fuckers. Every one of them. 74 00:06:01,005 --> 00:06:02,125 Scum of the earth. 75 00:06:08,245 --> 00:06:09,125 Yeah. 76 00:06:09,845 --> 00:06:10,845 Don't worry, bro. 77 00:06:11,485 --> 00:06:12,685 I've got your back. 78 00:06:12,685 --> 00:06:14,485 [cameras clicking] 79 00:06:14,485 --> 00:06:15,765 [woman] Happy birthday. 80 00:06:16,725 --> 00:06:17,725 [William] Thank you. 81 00:06:18,365 --> 00:06:20,485 [woman] Until now, there's been an agreement 82 00:06:20,485 --> 00:06:23,485 that the press won't intrude on your private life. 83 00:06:23,485 --> 00:06:27,725 Now you're 18 and of age, are you worried that will change? 84 00:06:27,725 --> 00:06:28,965 [William] I hope not. 85 00:06:29,925 --> 00:06:31,925 [William speaking on TV indistinctly] 86 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:33,925 [Michael] Hello! Cup of tea? 87 00:06:33,925 --> 00:06:35,885 [sighs deeply] Love one. 88 00:06:39,605 --> 00:06:41,605 [liquid pouring] 89 00:06:43,685 --> 00:06:44,645 [Carol exhales] 90 00:06:44,645 --> 00:06:47,085 [William] ...press and the public, which hasn't been easy. 91 00:06:47,085 --> 00:06:48,605 But by giving this interview 92 00:06:48,605 --> 00:06:52,325 and allowing people in here to film me now before I go to university, 93 00:06:52,325 --> 00:06:54,965 I hope I'll be given the same kind of freedom there too. 94 00:06:55,485 --> 00:06:58,765 - [man] Have you enjoyed your time at Eton? - I have. Thank you. 95 00:06:58,765 --> 00:07:00,685 - [man] What will you miss most? - Me. 96 00:07:00,685 --> 00:07:01,885 [light chuckling] 97 00:07:01,885 --> 00:07:04,045 - [woman] Will you miss Harry? - Of course. 98 00:07:04,765 --> 00:07:05,765 He's my brother. 99 00:07:06,405 --> 00:07:09,645 - [man] And now it's off to university. - Hopefully, yes. 100 00:07:10,485 --> 00:07:14,525 [woman] Made your choice? There have been reports you're considering Edinburgh. 101 00:07:14,525 --> 00:07:15,605 [William] I am. 102 00:07:15,605 --> 00:07:17,725 That's assuming I pass my exams first. 103 00:07:17,725 --> 00:07:19,885 He will. He's such a swot. 104 00:07:19,885 --> 00:07:21,645 [light chuckling] 105 00:07:21,645 --> 00:07:24,765 How do you think you might get along with the other students? 106 00:07:24,765 --> 00:07:27,925 Particularly those who might be, uh, anti-monarchists. 107 00:07:27,925 --> 00:07:30,725 - He'll have their heads cut off. - [light chuckling] 108 00:07:30,725 --> 00:07:32,925 [William] I just want to go to university and have fun. 109 00:07:34,005 --> 00:07:35,005 And girls? 110 00:07:37,245 --> 00:07:38,805 How will you handle the attention? 111 00:07:38,805 --> 00:07:40,045 [chuckles lightly] 112 00:07:41,725 --> 00:07:43,645 [William] I'll have enough to be getting on with 113 00:07:43,645 --> 00:07:45,565 without worrying too much about girls. 114 00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:47,645 [runner panting] 115 00:07:49,805 --> 00:07:52,205 [soft instrumental music builds slowly] 116 00:07:56,125 --> 00:07:57,325 [knocking at door] 117 00:08:04,605 --> 00:08:08,485 From your father, the Prince of Wales. To wish you good luck with your exams. 118 00:08:18,285 --> 00:08:20,285 [clock ticking softly] 119 00:08:21,725 --> 00:08:23,725 [scribbling] 120 00:08:33,245 --> 00:08:36,045 [teacher] A-level geographers, that is the end of your time. 121 00:08:36,045 --> 00:08:39,765 Finish the sentence you're writing and then pens down. 122 00:08:39,765 --> 00:08:43,045 Please place your exam script on the left-hand side of your desk 123 00:08:43,045 --> 00:08:44,605 to be collected. 124 00:08:46,365 --> 00:08:48,365 - [door closes] - [light chattering] 125 00:08:48,965 --> 00:08:50,485 [Charles] Now Granny's here. 126 00:08:50,485 --> 00:08:51,805 [Philip] We can start. 127 00:08:51,805 --> 00:08:54,765 Whatever they are, just know we're already immensely proud. 128 00:08:54,765 --> 00:08:56,045 What rot! 129 00:08:56,045 --> 00:08:57,965 Only straight As will do. 130 00:08:57,965 --> 00:08:58,965 Philip! 131 00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:02,445 - Right. - [Philip] Well, come on. 132 00:09:05,925 --> 00:09:06,765 Well? 133 00:09:08,365 --> 00:09:10,365 Is that a... good frown? 134 00:09:10,365 --> 00:09:12,285 [Charles] Don't keep us in suspense. 135 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:13,605 C in biology. 136 00:09:14,245 --> 00:09:15,845 - Oh, well... - C in what? 137 00:09:16,445 --> 00:09:17,805 Biology, Mummy. 138 00:09:17,805 --> 00:09:18,965 - Oh. - A in geography. 139 00:09:18,965 --> 00:09:20,125 Oh, very good. 140 00:09:20,125 --> 00:09:22,045 - Aren't you clever? - [Queen Mother] A in what? 141 00:09:22,045 --> 00:09:24,725 - Oh, someone tell her. - Geography, Granny. 142 00:09:24,725 --> 00:09:27,805 That must be the only A ever in this family. 143 00:09:27,805 --> 00:09:29,845 - And B in history of art. - [Elizabeth] Bravo! 144 00:09:29,845 --> 00:09:32,085 - B in what? - Oh, somebody shoot her. 145 00:09:32,085 --> 00:09:33,965 - History of art. - What? 146 00:09:33,965 --> 00:09:35,645 - History of fart. - [William chuckles] 147 00:09:35,645 --> 00:09:37,805 - Well done, William. You're in. - Yeah. 148 00:09:37,805 --> 00:09:39,845 - Well done. - [Harry] Well done. Here. 149 00:09:40,365 --> 00:09:43,565 Since you'll be flying the nest soon. And because accidents do happen. 150 00:09:43,565 --> 00:09:46,525 - You'll all be thanking me later. - Oh, what is it? 151 00:09:46,525 --> 00:09:47,485 [chuckles softly] 152 00:09:47,485 --> 00:09:50,205 Oh, for God's sake, Harry, don't let-- 153 00:09:50,205 --> 00:09:51,965 [Queen Mother] What are they? Sweeties? 154 00:09:51,965 --> 00:09:54,565 - Condom. - Putting them in your mouth is optional. 155 00:09:54,565 --> 00:09:56,805 - I'll have that. - [Harry] Just a bit of advice. 156 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:58,125 - What? - Hmm? What? 157 00:09:58,125 --> 00:10:00,205 [overlapping chatter] 158 00:10:01,485 --> 00:10:04,045 [newsman] Prince William is due to hold a press conference shortly. 159 00:10:04,045 --> 00:10:07,845 We're expecting him to be announcing his plans for university life after Eton. 160 00:10:08,565 --> 00:10:09,845 Okay. Yeah. 161 00:10:10,845 --> 00:10:12,165 If you have any issues... 162 00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:14,405 Yeah, okay, good. 163 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:16,485 [cameras clicking] 164 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:20,765 Congratulations. How's the proud father feeling today? 165 00:10:20,765 --> 00:10:22,285 Oh, couldn't be happier. 166 00:10:23,165 --> 00:10:25,845 [man] Have you decided where you're going yet, William? 167 00:10:25,845 --> 00:10:27,645 Well, um, I was lucky enough 168 00:10:27,645 --> 00:10:32,045 to meet the conditions of my first choice. So it's going to be St. Andrews. 169 00:10:32,045 --> 00:10:33,285 [woman] Not Edinburgh? 170 00:10:33,285 --> 00:10:34,925 [William] No. I considered it, 171 00:10:34,925 --> 00:10:37,085 but St. Andrews is closer to Balmoral. 172 00:10:37,085 --> 00:10:39,165 And the academic course there sounds excellent. 173 00:10:39,165 --> 00:10:41,445 Are you looking forward to Freshers' Week? 174 00:10:41,445 --> 00:10:42,605 [light chuckling] 175 00:10:42,605 --> 00:10:44,805 Uh, well, after thinking it all through, 176 00:10:44,805 --> 00:10:47,005 and after a long discussion with my father, 177 00:10:47,005 --> 00:10:50,325 uh, we've decided that I'm going to be taking a gap year. 178 00:10:50,325 --> 00:10:52,485 It'll be character building. 179 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:56,605 And, of course, St. Andrews will still be waiting for him when he gets home. 180 00:10:56,605 --> 00:10:59,165 [man] Do you know how you'll be spending it yet? 181 00:10:59,165 --> 00:11:02,165 Well, there's a survival course I want to go on in Belize, 182 00:11:02,165 --> 00:11:05,125 then Chile with the Raleigh International Expedition 183 00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:07,485 where I'll be helping out at a school. 184 00:11:07,485 --> 00:11:08,605 Then Botswana, 185 00:11:08,605 --> 00:11:11,445 then Kenya, where I'll be staying in a rhino sanctuary. 186 00:11:11,445 --> 00:11:13,805 And then after that, St. Andrews. 187 00:11:13,805 --> 00:11:15,885 [insects and animals vocalizing] 188 00:11:17,485 --> 00:11:18,565 Yes, good boy. 189 00:11:18,565 --> 00:11:21,005 [gentle instrumental music playing] 190 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:34,605 [all shouting excitedly] 191 00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:41,565 No, no, no! No! 192 00:11:41,565 --> 00:11:43,525 Yeah! 193 00:11:43,525 --> 00:11:45,085 [gentle music continues] 194 00:11:48,285 --> 00:11:49,925 [chuckling] 195 00:12:06,285 --> 00:12:08,285 [cheers roaring] 196 00:12:18,445 --> 00:12:20,445 [cheers swell to shouts] 197 00:12:23,485 --> 00:12:25,325 Lovely to meet you. Thank you very much. 198 00:12:25,925 --> 00:12:27,845 Lovely to meet you. Sorry about the noise. 199 00:12:28,605 --> 00:12:29,485 Nice to meet you. 200 00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:34,885 [girls screaming] 201 00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,405 Nice to meet you. 202 00:12:46,925 --> 00:12:48,925 - Hello. Are you students? - [music fades] 203 00:12:48,925 --> 00:12:51,565 Right. I think it's time for parents to disappear 204 00:12:51,565 --> 00:12:54,005 and the wild parties to begin. 205 00:12:55,405 --> 00:12:59,325 Not too much chance of wild parties with him watching my every move. 206 00:12:59,325 --> 00:13:03,485 Oh, I'm sure he can be persuaded to look away sometimes. 207 00:13:03,485 --> 00:13:04,965 I didn't say that. 208 00:13:04,965 --> 00:13:06,245 [William chuckles] 209 00:13:09,285 --> 00:13:10,285 Good luck. 210 00:13:20,365 --> 00:13:22,845 [professor] A bit of housekeeping before we begin. 211 00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:25,285 You should all now be able to access information 212 00:13:25,285 --> 00:13:27,085 through the student web portal. 213 00:13:27,085 --> 00:13:28,965 In this, your first semester, 214 00:13:28,965 --> 00:13:33,445 we'll be covering medieval and Renaissance art up to 1600. 215 00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:36,725 If you need to share books or other material, 216 00:13:36,725 --> 00:13:40,365 we've provided a list of all your fellow students' names 217 00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:44,285 with email addresses and telephone numbers. 218 00:13:44,285 --> 00:13:49,765 40% of your assessment will be based on a midterm visual analysis... 219 00:13:49,765 --> 00:13:51,325 [William] Hi, lovely to meet you. 220 00:13:51,325 --> 00:13:53,805 - Could you sign the picture? - Yeah, of course. 221 00:13:54,325 --> 00:13:56,165 Sorry, can you take that off? Thank you. 222 00:13:57,245 --> 00:14:00,325 There you go. Yeah, I do really need to get to... 223 00:14:00,325 --> 00:14:02,525 Uh, thank you. Thank you. 224 00:14:02,525 --> 00:14:04,725 There you go. Okay, lovely to meet you. 225 00:14:04,725 --> 00:14:06,845 Have a nice day, okay? Okay. 226 00:14:06,845 --> 00:14:08,645 [students clamoring] 227 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:15,485 [door shuts] 228 00:14:15,485 --> 00:14:17,565 [takes a deep breath] 229 00:14:23,165 --> 00:14:24,965 [professor] Any idea what this is? 230 00:14:25,685 --> 00:14:27,045 The Ognissanti Madonna. 231 00:14:27,045 --> 00:14:30,845 That's right. The Madonna Enthroned. 232 00:14:30,845 --> 00:14:32,285 Which is considered by many 233 00:14:32,285 --> 00:14:35,405 to be the first significant painting of the Renaissance. 234 00:14:35,405 --> 00:14:38,965 It encourages an emotional connection with the viewer. 235 00:14:39,765 --> 00:14:41,725 How do you think Giotto achieves this? 236 00:14:41,725 --> 00:14:44,805 Is it by painting people as quite lifelike and realistic? 237 00:14:44,805 --> 00:14:47,965 [professor] Exactly. Giotto was one of the first artists 238 00:14:47,965 --> 00:14:51,805 to create three-dimensional figures in Western European art. 239 00:14:52,645 --> 00:14:53,485 Plan tonight? 240 00:14:54,845 --> 00:14:56,205 - Pint, golf? - Yeah. 241 00:14:56,205 --> 00:14:58,245 - Ooh... - Both at the same time. 242 00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,165 - Go! Go, go. - Wish me luck. 243 00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:01,485 [William's friend] Absolutely. 244 00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:03,765 - Very down for it. - I would love-- 245 00:15:03,765 --> 00:15:05,485 Excuse me, Your Royal Highness... 246 00:15:05,485 --> 00:15:07,485 - Oh, please don't call me that. - Sorry. 247 00:15:07,485 --> 00:15:09,965 Could you sign this, please? It's for my grandma. 248 00:15:09,965 --> 00:15:12,165 She's a huge fan of the royal family. 249 00:15:13,005 --> 00:15:14,245 - Sure. - Thank you. 250 00:15:27,005 --> 00:15:27,885 Thanks. 251 00:15:29,765 --> 00:15:31,805 At least you're a hit with the grannies, Will. 252 00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:34,645 Honestly, what I wouldn't give... 253 00:15:35,765 --> 00:15:37,565 [girl chuckling] 254 00:15:39,485 --> 00:15:41,045 I'm gonna literally get all my... 255 00:15:42,645 --> 00:15:44,805 - [girl 1] Hey! - [Kate] Oh, hi! 256 00:15:45,405 --> 00:15:47,765 - These books on the list? - I've got her phone number. 257 00:15:47,765 --> 00:15:48,765 Already? 258 00:15:48,765 --> 00:15:50,605 I salute you. Respect. 259 00:15:50,605 --> 00:15:53,965 We're on the same course, which means I automatically get it. 260 00:15:53,965 --> 00:15:54,885 That's a bit lazy. 261 00:15:54,885 --> 00:15:57,645 We've already crowned her the fittest girl in Sallies. 262 00:15:57,645 --> 00:15:59,685 Yeah, but not literally crowned, of course. 263 00:15:59,685 --> 00:16:01,605 - That's, you know, your thing. - Ha-ha. 264 00:16:02,725 --> 00:16:03,685 What's her name? 265 00:16:04,885 --> 00:16:06,525 - Kate. - Beautiful Kate. 266 00:16:06,525 --> 00:16:09,565 - Puts the Kate in intoxic-Kate-ing. - Oh, that was good. 267 00:16:09,565 --> 00:16:10,605 Yeah. Yeah. 268 00:16:10,605 --> 00:16:13,685 Mother runs some kind of party business and used to be, 269 00:16:13,685 --> 00:16:15,845 wait for it, an air hostess. 270 00:16:15,845 --> 00:16:17,325 [whistles softly] 271 00:16:21,085 --> 00:16:23,845 [Harry] So, how is university life? 272 00:16:24,925 --> 00:16:28,085 - [William] Still getting used to it all. - Do you know anyone there? 273 00:16:28,725 --> 00:16:31,565 Fergus Boyd, Oli Chadwyck-Healey, Charlie Nelson. 274 00:16:32,085 --> 00:16:33,925 Anyone not from Eton? 275 00:16:34,605 --> 00:16:36,445 - [William sighs] - What about girls? 276 00:16:36,445 --> 00:16:40,085 [chuckles] Well, obviously, there are girls. 277 00:16:40,725 --> 00:16:41,965 Any, you know, 278 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:43,925 woof? 279 00:16:43,925 --> 00:16:47,445 - [chuckles] Are you for real? - Are you for real, more like? 280 00:16:47,445 --> 00:16:49,725 - You frigid weirdo. - [William laughs] 281 00:16:49,725 --> 00:16:52,125 University is just sex. 282 00:16:53,005 --> 00:16:54,005 With books. 283 00:16:54,725 --> 00:16:55,765 Get stuck in. 284 00:16:56,405 --> 00:17:01,045 Sire some... illegitimate bastards and alter the lines of succession. 285 00:17:01,045 --> 00:17:02,085 [William laughs] 286 00:17:02,085 --> 00:17:03,045 Or 287 00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:07,805 swallow some hallucinogenic mushrooms and have a fist fight with the local oiks. 288 00:17:07,805 --> 00:17:13,005 Anything, just... promise me you'll try not to be quite so... 289 00:17:14,605 --> 00:17:16,125 - What? - Uptight. 290 00:17:16,725 --> 00:17:18,205 Repressed. 291 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,525 Responsible and boring. [chuckles] 292 00:17:21,325 --> 00:17:23,845 If you want to be treated like everyone else, 293 00:17:23,845 --> 00:17:27,165 you've got to act like everyone else. 294 00:17:29,205 --> 00:17:30,765 What are you so scared of? 295 00:17:31,605 --> 00:17:32,525 Go mad. 296 00:17:32,525 --> 00:17:33,925 [bell ringing over phone] 297 00:17:33,925 --> 00:17:35,685 All right, I've gotta go, but... 298 00:17:37,485 --> 00:17:38,645 speak to you later. 299 00:17:40,925 --> 00:17:44,085 ["Music Sounds Better With You" by Stardust begins playing] 300 00:17:45,725 --> 00:17:48,205 [music grows louder] [laughter and chattering] 301 00:17:51,725 --> 00:17:53,725 [indistinct conversation] 302 00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:19,485 ♪ Love might bring us back together ♪ 303 00:18:19,485 --> 00:18:21,365 ♪ Ooh, baby ♪ 304 00:18:23,605 --> 00:18:28,005 ♪ I feel right The music sounds better with you ♪ 305 00:18:31,285 --> 00:18:34,405 ♪ Love might bring us back together ♪ 306 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:35,925 ♪ I feel so good... ♪ 307 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,285 Come on. Let's go. 308 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,605 [door opens] 309 00:18:42,485 --> 00:18:43,605 [door shuts] 310 00:18:52,445 --> 00:18:54,765 [seabirds calling] 311 00:19:00,885 --> 00:19:03,005 - Was that a smile? - What? 312 00:19:03,005 --> 00:19:05,565 - Did she smile when she went past? - Didn't see. 313 00:19:05,565 --> 00:19:08,125 You're useless. You're supposed to see everything. 314 00:19:08,645 --> 00:19:11,805 I'm on the lookout for assassins and kidnappers. 315 00:19:11,805 --> 00:19:13,845 Maybe this is more important. Keep up. 316 00:19:17,245 --> 00:19:20,285 - [indistinct chattering] - [cameras clicking] 317 00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,205 Jesus. 318 00:19:21,205 --> 00:19:23,925 - William, is this your new girlfriend? - Oh my God. 319 00:19:23,925 --> 00:19:27,045 - On your way. - Piss off. What's it to you, you pervert? 320 00:19:27,045 --> 00:19:28,205 Come on. Come on! 321 00:19:28,205 --> 00:19:30,405 - Is that your girlfriend? - Come on, let's go! 322 00:19:30,405 --> 00:19:32,325 [laughing] 323 00:19:32,325 --> 00:19:33,405 Shit! 324 00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:36,205 - Take your menu. Thank you very much. - Thank you. 325 00:19:38,565 --> 00:19:39,485 [student] Come on! 326 00:19:40,285 --> 00:19:41,605 [girl laughing] 327 00:19:48,205 --> 00:19:50,925 Lola Airdale-Cavendish-Kincaid. 328 00:19:52,205 --> 00:19:53,285 What? 329 00:19:53,285 --> 00:19:55,845 From a family so posh they had to name it thrice. 330 00:19:56,365 --> 00:19:59,885 When it comes to bagging a prince, only genuine blue bloods need apply. 331 00:20:02,245 --> 00:20:05,125 [gentle instrumental music plays] 332 00:20:13,965 --> 00:20:16,565 Hi. I've got an apple, cheese and pickle sandwich, and a water. 333 00:20:16,565 --> 00:20:18,645 - Uh, it's three pounds fifteen. - Okay. 334 00:20:20,605 --> 00:20:21,685 There you go. 335 00:20:21,685 --> 00:20:24,005 - [register beeping] - [William clears throat] 336 00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:26,085 [music playing in earphones] 337 00:20:37,205 --> 00:20:39,205 [inaudible conversation] 338 00:20:40,645 --> 00:20:41,845 [chuckles softly] 339 00:21:04,965 --> 00:21:06,165 [exhales] 340 00:21:10,325 --> 00:21:12,325 [gentle instrumental music builds] 341 00:21:14,445 --> 00:21:15,285 - Hey. - Hi. 342 00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:56,125 [panting] 343 00:22:00,045 --> 00:22:02,045 [gentle music fades out] 344 00:22:03,325 --> 00:22:04,445 [chuckles softly] 345 00:22:18,965 --> 00:22:20,965 [keys clacking] 346 00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:30,485 Sorry, could you help me look for some books? 347 00:22:31,205 --> 00:22:33,005 For an assignment? 348 00:22:33,005 --> 00:22:35,005 Uh, yes. Uh, history of art. 349 00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:37,925 Uh, we are looking at the-- 350 00:22:37,925 --> 00:22:39,285 [librarian] Reading list. 351 00:22:40,085 --> 00:22:41,085 Oh, there. 352 00:22:42,965 --> 00:22:44,125 [William clears throat] 353 00:22:44,765 --> 00:22:45,765 [librarian] Right. 354 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:51,965 Essays in the Study of Sienese Painting. 355 00:22:53,485 --> 00:22:54,405 On loan. 356 00:22:55,445 --> 00:23:01,445 The Frescoes in Siena's Palazzo Pubblico. 357 00:23:01,445 --> 00:23:02,565 Volume 1. 358 00:23:04,045 --> 00:23:05,005 Nope. 359 00:23:05,965 --> 00:23:08,565 Sienese Quattrocento Painting, definitely not. 360 00:23:08,565 --> 00:23:10,085 Sorry, all out of luck here. 361 00:23:10,085 --> 00:23:12,365 Miss Middleton beat you to it. 362 00:23:12,365 --> 00:23:13,325 Thanks. 363 00:23:16,285 --> 00:23:17,125 Psst. 364 00:23:37,005 --> 00:23:38,925 So that's where all the material went. 365 00:23:38,925 --> 00:23:41,045 - Hi. - Hello. 366 00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:42,805 Actually, I'm done with it now. 367 00:23:42,805 --> 00:23:45,005 - Great. - But I've promised it to someone else. 368 00:23:45,605 --> 00:23:48,245 - I think she promised it to someone else. - Yeah. 369 00:23:48,245 --> 00:23:52,285 But you're welcome to the notes I made. And the essay I've written if it'll help. 370 00:23:52,285 --> 00:23:54,605 It's no masterpiece, but I put the research in there. 371 00:23:54,605 --> 00:23:55,525 Thanks, that-- 372 00:23:55,525 --> 00:23:58,085 - When you're done, text and let me know. - Yeah. 373 00:23:58,085 --> 00:24:00,445 Or cut a hole in your ceiling and give it back. 374 00:24:01,645 --> 00:24:03,485 I'm in the room directly above you. 375 00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:06,205 Oh, so it's you that's been keeping me up at night. 376 00:24:06,205 --> 00:24:10,325 Oh, my roommate. If it's any consolation, her noise keeps me up too. 377 00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:11,445 [chuckles] 378 00:24:11,445 --> 00:24:12,445 Yeah. 379 00:24:12,445 --> 00:24:16,165 I only know it's you in the room below because they came to sweep us for bugs. 380 00:24:16,165 --> 00:24:20,125 I told them if I was out to get you, I could have just done that in Chile. 381 00:24:21,725 --> 00:24:24,365 On the gap year Raleigh International Expedition. 382 00:24:24,365 --> 00:24:26,645 - Did you do that too? - I did, yeah. 383 00:24:27,205 --> 00:24:29,165 We missed each other by a week. 384 00:24:29,165 --> 00:24:30,165 Really? Um... 385 00:24:31,445 --> 00:24:32,405 It was... [chuckles] 386 00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:36,565 - [sighs] It was tough, wasn't it? - It was, yeah. 387 00:24:36,565 --> 00:24:39,045 Yeah, but hacking through rainforest... 388 00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:40,885 - Yeah. - [both chuckle softly] 389 00:24:41,925 --> 00:24:43,645 Uh, how did you do? 390 00:24:43,645 --> 00:24:46,405 All right, I think. With my trusty machete. 391 00:24:46,405 --> 00:24:47,525 [both chuckle] 392 00:24:47,525 --> 00:24:48,485 Yeah. 393 00:24:49,925 --> 00:24:51,045 I bet you excelled. 394 00:24:52,405 --> 00:24:55,245 You seem like the type who excels at everything. 395 00:24:55,245 --> 00:24:57,605 There are people with high expectations of me. 396 00:24:58,125 --> 00:24:59,685 I don't want to let them down. 397 00:25:00,325 --> 00:25:02,605 I'm sure I don't have to tell you what that's like. 398 00:25:02,605 --> 00:25:03,765 - Yeah. - [girl] Hi. 399 00:25:06,285 --> 00:25:07,125 Oh. 400 00:25:07,125 --> 00:25:08,365 Hi. Hi. 401 00:25:10,325 --> 00:25:11,165 Hi. 402 00:25:12,605 --> 00:25:13,525 Sorry, Lola, Kate. 403 00:25:13,525 --> 00:25:14,805 - Hi. - Hi. 404 00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:16,685 We were just discussing-- 405 00:25:16,685 --> 00:25:19,645 How Kate excels at everything she does. I overheard. 406 00:25:20,165 --> 00:25:22,925 Well, Lola is an exceptional person too. 407 00:25:22,925 --> 00:25:25,645 In which area? Apart from her hearing, that is. 408 00:25:25,645 --> 00:25:27,885 [William] Oh, drama. She's done a bit of acting. 409 00:25:27,885 --> 00:25:31,645 You're speaking for me now? "This is Lola, my ventriloquist puppet." 410 00:25:33,325 --> 00:25:36,085 And what is your area of exceptionalism, Kate? 411 00:25:36,085 --> 00:25:39,325 We were just discussing an expedition we both did in South America. 412 00:25:39,325 --> 00:25:41,005 You're speaking for her now too? 413 00:25:41,685 --> 00:25:44,365 [Kate] Which involved weeks of long-distance hiking 414 00:25:44,365 --> 00:25:47,045 and living off those ration packs. 415 00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:49,365 Bathing in ice-cold buckets of water each morning. 416 00:25:50,445 --> 00:25:52,045 Bracing and outdoorsy. 417 00:25:52,805 --> 00:25:53,685 Such fun. 418 00:25:54,725 --> 00:25:56,085 I'm learning that about you. 419 00:25:56,085 --> 00:25:58,005 We haven't been dating very long. 420 00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:00,405 How much you like outdoorsy. 421 00:26:00,405 --> 00:26:02,365 - Well, I do, actually. - [Lola] Sneaky. 422 00:26:03,005 --> 00:26:06,605 After telling me you were interested in cinema and politics. 423 00:26:07,125 --> 00:26:08,125 I, uh... 424 00:26:08,125 --> 00:26:11,085 Don't outdoorsy, cinema, and politics go together? 425 00:26:11,085 --> 00:26:13,325 Only as oxymorons, yeah. 426 00:26:14,485 --> 00:26:17,205 And you also like flirting as soon as my back is turned. 427 00:26:17,725 --> 00:26:19,565 - And hitting on other people. - What? 428 00:26:19,565 --> 00:26:20,645 We're on the same course. 429 00:26:20,645 --> 00:26:23,605 - We were just talking about an essay. - And how exceptional Kate is. 430 00:26:23,605 --> 00:26:26,365 - Would you mind signing this? - Yes, as it happens, I would. 431 00:26:26,365 --> 00:26:27,565 We're talking. 432 00:26:27,565 --> 00:26:28,645 Just go away. 433 00:26:29,445 --> 00:26:30,645 - [Kate scoffs] - Please. 434 00:26:30,645 --> 00:26:31,725 Oh, okay. 435 00:26:34,165 --> 00:26:35,005 Wow. 436 00:26:36,005 --> 00:26:36,965 What? 437 00:26:37,525 --> 00:26:39,485 - That was-- - Weirdly rage-aholic. 438 00:26:39,485 --> 00:26:41,045 [Kate] They were only being friendly. 439 00:26:41,045 --> 00:26:44,685 Interrupting someone when they're talking is the opposite of friendly. It's rude. 440 00:26:44,685 --> 00:26:46,685 - Okay. I really should go. - Me too. 441 00:26:46,685 --> 00:26:49,485 No, I don't think you understand. I get that all the time. 442 00:26:49,485 --> 00:26:52,485 You have no idea what it's like to live with that day-in, day-out. 443 00:26:52,485 --> 00:26:53,485 Don't we? 444 00:26:54,205 --> 00:26:55,205 What, being ogled? 445 00:26:55,205 --> 00:26:57,725 Looked at and judged constantly? 446 00:26:57,725 --> 00:26:59,525 Try being a girl. 447 00:26:59,525 --> 00:27:00,645 A fit girl. 448 00:27:00,645 --> 00:27:02,365 [Lola] No, try being any girl. 449 00:27:02,365 --> 00:27:05,045 Failing that, you could at least try to be a human being, 450 00:27:05,045 --> 00:27:07,565 while not reducing every woman to whether she's fit. 451 00:27:10,085 --> 00:27:10,925 [William] Oh f... 452 00:27:10,925 --> 00:27:12,805 Can I just... [sighs] 453 00:27:26,005 --> 00:27:29,085 {\an8}- [muffled pop music playing] - [muffled indistinct chattering] 454 00:27:43,885 --> 00:27:45,885 [thumping overhead] 455 00:27:49,525 --> 00:27:52,805 [professor] Today, we'll be moving on to another topic. Patronage. 456 00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:57,485 The system under which the arts flourished in city states like Florence and Venice, 457 00:27:57,485 --> 00:28:01,685 and the circumstances under which the system came to exist. 458 00:28:01,685 --> 00:28:03,645 To begin with, we'll discuss 459 00:28:03,645 --> 00:28:07,405 some of the greatest patrons in 15th century Florence. 460 00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:09,125 Page two. 461 00:28:10,445 --> 00:28:12,205 The Medici family, 462 00:28:12,205 --> 00:28:14,925 who also ruled the city. 463 00:28:14,925 --> 00:28:17,525 Now, one of the painters they employed... 464 00:28:17,525 --> 00:28:19,685 - [William] I'm not coming. - [Ollie] What do you mean? 465 00:28:19,685 --> 00:28:22,565 I've been given a cottage at Balmoral. Invited some friends. 466 00:28:22,565 --> 00:28:24,765 Oh, some real friends. What are we, chopped liver? 467 00:28:24,765 --> 00:28:28,765 You can't not go. Raisin Weekend is a first-year rite of passage. 468 00:28:28,765 --> 00:28:30,805 - Everyone goes. - Twenty-four hours of drinking. 469 00:28:30,805 --> 00:28:33,285 The largest outdoor shaving cream fight on the planet. 470 00:28:33,285 --> 00:28:37,005 You've got your whole life to slaughter animals or peasants. 471 00:28:37,005 --> 00:28:40,045 - You know, whatever you do up there. - [Ollie] With your real friends. 472 00:28:40,045 --> 00:28:43,525 [Fergus] When you going to get another opportunity to do something like this? 473 00:28:43,525 --> 00:28:45,125 Is this about Lola? 474 00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:47,605 No. God no, that's over. 475 00:28:47,605 --> 00:28:48,525 Or Kate? 476 00:28:48,525 --> 00:28:51,445 [Charlie] Ollie said you made an arse of yourself with her in the library. 477 00:28:51,445 --> 00:28:54,125 - Thanks. - [Fergus] Been kicking yourself since. 478 00:28:54,125 --> 00:28:57,045 Can we just change the subject, please? 479 00:28:58,845 --> 00:28:59,765 [Fergus] Okay. 480 00:28:59,765 --> 00:29:02,725 ["Glory Box" by Portishead playing] 481 00:29:06,405 --> 00:29:07,925 [Harry] Just check that's empty. 482 00:29:07,925 --> 00:29:12,365 Willie, remember when Badger, like, buzzed my hair and came straight for me? 483 00:29:12,365 --> 00:29:13,965 He came straight for me. 484 00:29:13,965 --> 00:29:15,445 - Thank you. - Enjoy your day. 485 00:29:15,965 --> 00:29:19,645 ♪ I'm so tired of playing ♪ 486 00:29:20,605 --> 00:29:23,365 ♪ Playing with this bow and arrow ♪ 487 00:29:23,365 --> 00:29:27,685 [shouting and laughter] 488 00:29:29,845 --> 00:29:31,045 [gunshots cracking off] 489 00:29:33,485 --> 00:29:37,525 ♪ For I've been a temptress too long ♪ 490 00:29:38,885 --> 00:29:40,605 [shouting excitedly] 491 00:29:40,605 --> 00:29:46,565 ♪ Just give me a reason to love you... ♪ 492 00:29:52,765 --> 00:29:54,005 Are you okay? 493 00:29:55,205 --> 00:29:57,405 - What? - Are you okay? Do you want some food? 494 00:29:57,405 --> 00:29:58,845 - No. I'm not... - It will help. 495 00:29:58,845 --> 00:30:01,045 - I'm all right, I'm fine. - Have some water. 496 00:30:01,045 --> 00:30:02,445 I'm fine. 497 00:30:02,445 --> 00:30:05,165 - I'm not thirsty. Why the fu--? - [chuckling] Okay. 498 00:30:05,645 --> 00:30:07,805 ["Glory Box" fades out] 499 00:30:07,805 --> 00:30:09,925 [phone line ringing] 500 00:30:11,365 --> 00:30:12,645 How's it going? 501 00:30:12,645 --> 00:30:15,325 [Ollie] I hate to say it, mate. You are missing out. 502 00:30:15,325 --> 00:30:20,005 Not least because with your back turned, Kate is getting a lot of attention. 503 00:30:20,725 --> 00:30:22,045 Well, that's helpful. 504 00:30:22,765 --> 00:30:23,605 Thanks, mate. 505 00:30:23,605 --> 00:30:25,725 You'll just have to woo her when you get back. 506 00:30:26,485 --> 00:30:30,565 But you better make it quick. The boat is sailing, my friend. 507 00:30:31,165 --> 00:30:32,365 Anyway, how's Balmoral? 508 00:30:32,365 --> 00:30:34,325 It's... Uh, it's good. Um... 509 00:30:35,685 --> 00:30:38,365 Yes, it's not bad. We went... We went shooting earlier. 510 00:30:39,125 --> 00:30:41,725 And, uh, now we're just back in the cottage, and... 511 00:30:41,725 --> 00:30:43,845 - Listen, I... - [girl] Chad, come on! 512 00:30:43,845 --> 00:30:44,765 I have to go. 513 00:30:44,765 --> 00:30:47,445 I'll talk to you later, yeah? Bye. 514 00:30:47,445 --> 00:30:48,725 [line disconnects] 515 00:30:55,925 --> 00:30:57,925 [birds cawing] 516 00:31:06,245 --> 00:31:08,245 [muffled music thumping] 517 00:31:11,485 --> 00:31:12,925 [keys clattering] 518 00:31:12,925 --> 00:31:15,005 [fluorescent lights buzzing] 519 00:31:34,765 --> 00:31:36,765 [distant dogs barking] 520 00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:50,645 [muffled indistinct chatter] 521 00:31:58,685 --> 00:32:01,445 It's been a long slog 522 00:32:01,445 --> 00:32:06,325 for the celebrity inmates of the Big Brother house this week. 523 00:32:06,325 --> 00:32:09,725 And tonight, we've finally found our winner, making Jack Dee 524 00:32:09,725 --> 00:32:12,605 officially the most popular celebrity in all of the land. 525 00:32:12,605 --> 00:32:14,685 [jingling, chiming] 526 00:32:18,965 --> 00:32:20,605 [billiard balls clacking] 527 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,685 [jingling, chiming] 528 00:32:25,925 --> 00:32:29,245 - Will! Will! Save us! - Will! Help me out! 529 00:32:29,245 --> 00:32:30,445 Wales, help me out. 530 00:32:31,605 --> 00:32:33,485 - [laughter] - [billiard balls clacking] 531 00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:35,565 - [chiming, jingling] - [coins dropping] 532 00:32:37,485 --> 00:32:39,485 [tense music building] 533 00:32:44,565 --> 00:32:45,405 Hi. 534 00:32:46,525 --> 00:32:47,405 No. 535 00:32:48,365 --> 00:32:49,365 [Rupert] Did you? 536 00:32:51,325 --> 00:32:52,165 Sorry, Kate? 537 00:32:52,165 --> 00:32:55,365 - From the drinking? - Kate. Uh, have you got a second? 538 00:32:56,085 --> 00:32:57,605 Excuse me. Um... 539 00:32:59,165 --> 00:33:00,885 I... I just wanted to apologize 540 00:33:01,485 --> 00:33:02,725 for, um, how I was. 541 00:33:04,005 --> 00:33:04,925 In the library? 542 00:33:06,245 --> 00:33:07,765 It was an awkward situation. 543 00:33:09,205 --> 00:33:10,765 Even more awkward than this. 544 00:33:10,765 --> 00:33:12,325 Sorry. Sorry, uh... 545 00:33:12,325 --> 00:33:14,085 - Rupert, William. - Hi. Finchie. 546 00:33:14,085 --> 00:33:15,085 Hi. Um... 547 00:33:15,765 --> 00:33:19,205 Yeah, I was out of my depth. And I behaved like a real idiot. 548 00:33:21,485 --> 00:33:22,405 Thanks. 549 00:33:23,645 --> 00:33:26,485 - And I hope you patch things up with Lola. - God no. 550 00:33:27,285 --> 00:33:29,805 That was dead the minute she found out I was outdoorsy. 551 00:33:30,965 --> 00:33:32,285 - Yeah. - [chuckles] Yeah. 552 00:33:33,205 --> 00:33:34,045 Yeah. 553 00:33:36,245 --> 00:33:37,125 Shall we? 554 00:33:37,125 --> 00:33:40,365 Yeah, anyway, I'll, um... I'll see you in lectures, I guess. 555 00:33:43,285 --> 00:33:44,365 Uh, nice to meet you. 556 00:33:44,365 --> 00:33:45,325 Yeah, you too. 557 00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:47,565 [William] Bye. 558 00:33:53,045 --> 00:33:58,405 ♪ O little town of Bethlehem... ♪ 559 00:33:58,405 --> 00:34:01,565 So tell us all about university. Mm? 560 00:34:02,205 --> 00:34:04,325 Lots of lovely parties? 561 00:34:04,325 --> 00:34:05,645 [William chuckles] Uh... 562 00:34:06,125 --> 00:34:09,605 A few parties. But, um, nothing especially exciting. 563 00:34:09,605 --> 00:34:11,365 You must have made new friends? 564 00:34:11,365 --> 00:34:12,285 A couple. 565 00:34:12,285 --> 00:34:17,805 But, um, St. Andrews can feel quite small and... remote. 566 00:34:18,925 --> 00:34:19,925 And the course. 567 00:34:20,885 --> 00:34:24,525 I used to enjoy history of art at school. But now I struggle to see the point in it. 568 00:34:24,525 --> 00:34:26,485 - Oh, that's sad. - [chuckles] Yeah. 569 00:34:27,085 --> 00:34:29,445 The girl he likes has found herself a real man. 570 00:34:29,445 --> 00:34:32,125 I think that's why he's feeling sorry for himself. 571 00:34:32,125 --> 00:34:33,965 - Oh... - Oh, what a shame. 572 00:34:33,965 --> 00:34:35,885 - Thank you. - Poor William, darling... 573 00:34:35,885 --> 00:34:36,845 [Philip] Really! 574 00:34:36,845 --> 00:34:39,805 You'll stick it out. You're not actually thinking of leaving? 575 00:34:40,405 --> 00:34:42,525 Maybe changing subjects would help. 576 00:34:42,525 --> 00:34:44,925 [Anne] What was your other favorite subject at school? 577 00:34:44,925 --> 00:34:45,925 [Harry] Geography. 578 00:34:47,005 --> 00:34:50,125 Well, then, what better when you're feeling a little lost? 579 00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:52,645 - [Philip] Yes. - [Charles] It is all orienteering. 580 00:34:52,645 --> 00:34:55,685 [Queen Mother] The important thing is these chocolates. 581 00:34:55,685 --> 00:34:58,005 [footsteps approaching] 582 00:35:02,365 --> 00:35:03,245 Knock, knock. 583 00:35:05,085 --> 00:35:05,965 Granny. 584 00:35:07,085 --> 00:35:10,805 - Oh God, sorry about the mess. - I came to see if you were all right. 585 00:35:13,765 --> 00:35:17,045 University hasn't been easy, by the sounds of it. 586 00:35:17,805 --> 00:35:19,125 No. [chuckles lightly] 587 00:35:19,125 --> 00:35:20,925 If what Harry said is true, 588 00:35:20,925 --> 00:35:23,405 and your dissatisfaction has more to do with 589 00:35:24,445 --> 00:35:26,045 affairs of the heart... 590 00:35:27,005 --> 00:35:29,005 Well, what else would one call it? 591 00:35:29,765 --> 00:35:30,805 Um... 592 00:35:31,925 --> 00:35:33,925 - Dating. - Oh, yes. 593 00:35:35,005 --> 00:35:37,325 I don't know that word because we didn't do that. 594 00:35:37,325 --> 00:35:39,965 We met someone, then married them and got on with it. 595 00:35:40,885 --> 00:35:43,245 There's certainly no danger of marriage in this case. 596 00:35:44,445 --> 00:35:47,725 There's no danger of dating either. I've made a mess of it. 597 00:35:48,685 --> 00:35:51,885 And you don't want to hear anything about other fish in the sea? 598 00:35:53,125 --> 00:35:55,245 Or encouragement to make another go of it? 599 00:35:55,845 --> 00:35:58,965 Well, if I did that, it would be another word you don't know. 600 00:35:58,965 --> 00:35:59,885 Stalking. 601 00:36:01,005 --> 00:36:02,765 - Actually, I do know that word. - Oh. 602 00:36:02,765 --> 00:36:03,925 [both chuckle softly] 603 00:36:05,085 --> 00:36:06,125 Don't lose faith. 604 00:36:07,245 --> 00:36:08,485 I'm a firm believer 605 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:11,605 that what is meant for you won't pass you by. 606 00:36:13,285 --> 00:36:14,605 He makes sure of that. 607 00:36:16,765 --> 00:36:17,845 [sighs softly] 608 00:36:27,445 --> 00:36:29,085 - Oh... - [both chuckling] 609 00:36:30,365 --> 00:36:32,205 - Are you all right? - [Kate chuckles] 610 00:36:33,765 --> 00:36:35,885 - You okay? - [Rupert] Yeah, looking forward to it. 611 00:36:35,885 --> 00:36:37,485 - [laughing] - Hello! 612 00:36:37,485 --> 00:36:39,605 - Hello, sweetheart! - Hi, Dad, how are you? 613 00:36:39,605 --> 00:36:42,325 - Lovely to see you. Come on in. - Good to see you. Hey, James. 614 00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:44,965 - Rupert. - Rupert, very nice to meet you. Come in. 615 00:36:44,965 --> 00:36:47,405 - Hey, man. Rupert. Nice to meet you. - I'm good. 616 00:36:47,405 --> 00:36:49,725 - Hello, darling. - Hi. Rupert. Nice to meet you. 617 00:36:49,725 --> 00:36:52,925 - Merry Christmas. - Happy Christmas, darling. 618 00:36:52,925 --> 00:36:54,165 Mum, Dad, this is Rupert. 619 00:36:54,165 --> 00:36:56,245 - Rupert. Nice to meet you. - Rupert. 620 00:36:56,245 --> 00:36:57,205 [laughter] 621 00:36:57,205 --> 00:36:59,445 Covered in slime and God knows what, 622 00:36:59,445 --> 00:37:03,405 and about a pint and a half of rancid river water in my stomach. 623 00:37:03,925 --> 00:37:06,205 God. Still got man of the match though, right? 624 00:37:06,205 --> 00:37:08,285 [laughter] 625 00:37:09,365 --> 00:37:12,925 [Michael] I mean, is there a name for a hat trick of own goals? 626 00:37:12,925 --> 00:37:14,525 - I don't know. - [girl] Idiocy? 627 00:37:14,525 --> 00:37:16,245 [Michael] Thank you. Thank you. 628 00:37:16,245 --> 00:37:19,165 - James is gonna be our little star. - [Rupert] I can tell. 629 00:37:19,165 --> 00:37:21,325 - [Michael] He had a very good season. - [Rupert] Really? 630 00:37:21,325 --> 00:37:23,285 [Michael] Yeah, he got four wickets. Four for 20. 631 00:37:23,285 --> 00:37:27,245 - [piano playing] - [Margaret] ♪ It's the time of year ♪ 632 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:30,485 ♪ When the world falls in love ♪ 633 00:37:30,485 --> 00:37:33,005 ♪ Every song you hear ♪ 634 00:37:33,005 --> 00:37:35,805 ♪ Seems to say ♪ 635 00:37:36,325 --> 00:37:38,165 ♪ Merry Christmas... ♪ 636 00:37:38,165 --> 00:37:41,485 - [girl] Come on! - [Philip] What's that you're playing? 637 00:37:41,485 --> 00:37:45,525 You've just walked in on a very competitive game of Jenga. 638 00:37:45,525 --> 00:37:48,405 [Margaret continues singing] 639 00:37:50,525 --> 00:37:53,845 - I'm gonna go and grab a cigarette. - I'll come and join you in a second. 640 00:37:59,485 --> 00:38:01,365 Harry? Where are you going? 641 00:38:02,325 --> 00:38:05,165 - Uh, I'm just going outside. - No, look, stay here. 642 00:38:05,845 --> 00:38:07,005 [Harry] What's the problem? 643 00:38:07,005 --> 00:38:08,805 [Charles] I want you to stay with the family. 644 00:38:08,805 --> 00:38:10,125 [Harry] What's the problem? 645 00:38:11,005 --> 00:38:13,445 I'm your father, so don't argue. 646 00:38:14,245 --> 00:38:16,045 Sure you are. When it suits you. 647 00:38:17,165 --> 00:38:20,525 - Harry. - [Margaret] ♪ Merry Christmas ♪ 648 00:38:20,525 --> 00:38:26,565 ♪ May all your dreams come true... ♪ 649 00:38:26,565 --> 00:38:28,485 [indistinct chattering] 650 00:38:29,085 --> 00:38:31,645 - Your whole family is so sweet. - You had a good evening? 651 00:38:31,645 --> 00:38:33,245 [Rupert] Yeah, so much fun. 652 00:38:33,245 --> 00:38:35,445 [Kate] My dad loves the cricket talk. 653 00:38:40,805 --> 00:38:41,645 Bye. 654 00:38:52,325 --> 00:38:53,405 He seems nice. 655 00:38:53,405 --> 00:38:55,325 [Christmas song playing faintly] 656 00:38:55,325 --> 00:38:56,285 You think so? 657 00:38:56,925 --> 00:38:57,885 Very. 658 00:38:57,885 --> 00:38:59,445 What's not to like? 659 00:38:59,445 --> 00:39:01,565 He's polite. And handsome. 660 00:39:04,125 --> 00:39:05,325 Is it serious? 661 00:39:07,205 --> 00:39:09,125 Why does everyone keep asking me that? 662 00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:14,885 Catherine? 663 00:39:18,725 --> 00:39:19,925 Is it serious? 664 00:39:22,645 --> 00:39:23,525 [Kate] Quite. 665 00:39:24,765 --> 00:39:26,245 If that's okay with you. 666 00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:28,485 Course. [chuckles softly] 667 00:39:35,645 --> 00:39:37,165 Why wouldn't it be? 668 00:39:37,165 --> 00:39:40,285 'Cause you've always had your sights on someone else for me. 669 00:39:42,085 --> 00:39:42,925 Come on. 670 00:39:43,725 --> 00:39:46,285 You've always loved the idea of me and William together. 671 00:39:47,805 --> 00:39:50,085 I was all set to go to Edinburgh University 672 00:39:50,085 --> 00:39:52,645 straight after school with all my friends. 673 00:39:52,645 --> 00:39:55,325 Then you suggested I change it to St. Andrews 674 00:39:55,325 --> 00:39:57,125 after a gap year. 675 00:39:57,125 --> 00:39:58,645 With none of my friends. 676 00:40:00,045 --> 00:40:02,445 - That was no coincidence. - Yes, it was. 677 00:40:04,525 --> 00:40:08,605 Was it a coincidence you encouraged me to sign up to the art course in Florence 678 00:40:08,605 --> 00:40:10,445 where William was expected to go? 679 00:40:11,085 --> 00:40:14,765 And then to the expedition in Chile as well. Where he went. 680 00:40:14,765 --> 00:40:16,325 I thought you'd thank me. 681 00:40:17,685 --> 00:40:19,045 You said you liked him. 682 00:40:19,045 --> 00:40:20,805 Yes, well, then I grew up. 683 00:40:21,605 --> 00:40:24,565 Once you had the idea fixed in your head, you never stopped. 684 00:40:24,565 --> 00:40:26,645 Yes, but not for any sinister reason. 685 00:40:27,405 --> 00:40:29,885 - Really? - Do you know what I think? 686 00:40:30,565 --> 00:40:31,925 I think you're special. 687 00:40:36,325 --> 00:40:41,405 I also happen to think that poor boy needs a nice, normal girl. 688 00:40:41,405 --> 00:40:42,405 You don't know him. 689 00:40:43,325 --> 00:40:45,645 Well, I mean, what if William isn't right for me? 690 00:40:45,645 --> 00:40:46,925 What about what I want? 691 00:40:46,925 --> 00:40:49,725 If what you really want is Finchie, then that's fine. 692 00:40:52,845 --> 00:40:57,125 I just don't want you to be seeing Finchie 'cause you're making a point to me. 693 00:41:02,965 --> 00:41:03,965 Come on. 694 00:41:08,845 --> 00:41:12,005 Especially since I've heard on the grapevine that 695 00:41:13,485 --> 00:41:15,205 William is miserable. 696 00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:22,725 And wants to leave university. 697 00:41:28,205 --> 00:41:30,205 [soft choral music playing faintly] 698 00:41:34,925 --> 00:41:35,845 All right? 699 00:41:36,525 --> 00:41:37,405 [Harry] Hello. 700 00:41:42,205 --> 00:41:43,365 [can opens] 701 00:41:46,445 --> 00:41:47,445 [Harry] Thanks. 702 00:41:48,085 --> 00:41:50,085 - [Harry exhales] - [can opens] 703 00:41:53,365 --> 00:41:54,925 You're not really gonna do it. 704 00:41:55,765 --> 00:41:56,605 [William] What? 705 00:41:57,645 --> 00:41:58,645 Leave uni. 706 00:41:59,565 --> 00:42:00,525 Haven't decided. 707 00:42:05,365 --> 00:42:07,405 Stop muscling in on my territory. 708 00:42:10,125 --> 00:42:13,445 I know my job, to be the fuck-up in this family. Don't you start too. 709 00:42:15,325 --> 00:42:16,725 Go back to St. Andrews. 710 00:42:17,725 --> 00:42:19,845 If not for your sake, then for mine. I need a... 711 00:42:21,845 --> 00:42:22,845 purpose in life. 712 00:42:24,005 --> 00:42:25,605 Screw up and make you look 713 00:42:26,645 --> 00:42:27,645 good. 714 00:42:28,965 --> 00:42:30,165 [laughs] 715 00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,045 [Harry chuckles] 716 00:42:37,885 --> 00:42:39,445 What's going on with you and Pa? 717 00:42:40,605 --> 00:42:43,325 He found out about the weed, didn't he? 718 00:42:44,485 --> 00:42:47,365 Went ballistic. Said I could have got myself expelled. 719 00:42:48,765 --> 00:42:50,725 Now he wants me to go to a treatment center 720 00:42:50,725 --> 00:42:52,645 to spend the day with some addicts. 721 00:42:52,645 --> 00:42:53,645 [William] What? 722 00:42:55,485 --> 00:42:57,565 "Bit of an overreaction," I said. 723 00:42:57,565 --> 00:43:00,805 "Remorse and responsibility," he said. 724 00:43:01,525 --> 00:43:03,045 Thanks. [scoffs] 725 00:43:04,925 --> 00:43:06,805 'Cause it'll be in all the papers. 726 00:43:07,445 --> 00:43:09,925 And make me look like a lost cause. Again. 727 00:43:12,765 --> 00:43:15,365 People will say, "Poor boy, ever since his mother died..." 728 00:43:22,485 --> 00:43:24,765 But I guess it's all working out perfectly. 729 00:43:26,005 --> 00:43:28,525 'Cause there's no need for a number two in this family. 730 00:43:30,125 --> 00:43:31,525 Except as entertainment. 731 00:43:34,925 --> 00:43:38,765 I can't be normal or a success, can I? And eclipse you in any way. 732 00:43:38,765 --> 00:43:40,845 That would make a mockery of the whole show. 733 00:43:45,325 --> 00:43:48,245 So it's Willy Gold Star, Harry Black Sheep. 734 00:43:48,765 --> 00:43:50,325 Willy Saint, Harry Sinner. 735 00:43:51,005 --> 00:43:52,485 Willy Solid, Harry Lost. 736 00:43:55,005 --> 00:43:57,005 [somber music plays] 737 00:43:58,245 --> 00:44:00,045 A fucking treatment center. 738 00:44:00,885 --> 00:44:02,885 [both chuckle] 739 00:44:06,605 --> 00:44:08,805 Can you imagine how people would freak out if 740 00:44:09,925 --> 00:44:12,565 you were the one who was going to a treatment center? 741 00:44:12,565 --> 00:44:15,085 It would be like the temple was falling down. 742 00:44:17,605 --> 00:44:19,405 With me, it's just what people want. 743 00:44:21,685 --> 00:44:22,605 Fucking up. 744 00:44:23,765 --> 00:44:25,485 "Ah, that's Harry Wales' job." 745 00:44:29,845 --> 00:44:31,845 [footsteps departing] 746 00:44:45,725 --> 00:44:47,725 [water running] 747 00:44:48,405 --> 00:44:49,285 [spits] 748 00:44:49,845 --> 00:44:50,845 [water stops] 749 00:45:15,005 --> 00:45:17,005 [tapping keys] 750 00:45:30,485 --> 00:45:32,485 [phone chiming] 751 00:46:00,965 --> 00:46:02,965 [somber music fades out] 752 00:46:07,285 --> 00:46:11,045 ["Music Sounds Better With You" by Stardust playing] 753 00:47:18,725 --> 00:47:20,485 [music fades out]