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["The Christmas Waltz" by Peggy Lee plays]
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♪ It's that time of year ♪
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♪ When the world falls in love ♪
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♪ Every song you hear... ♪
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Ah. What about this one?
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No.
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God, you're 15, not 50.
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[girl chuckles softly]
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[woman] I like this.
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You can't have a Christmas party
without a bit of glitter.
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It'll show off your figure,
which the boys'll love.
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Mum! [chuckles]
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{\an8}[woman sighs]
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{\an8}Can you remember where we parked?
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- [girl] No.
- Serves us right for coming up to London.
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Look.
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Thank you. Merry Christmas.
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[gasps]
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Oh my God, it's Princess Diana.
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Thank you. Merry Christmas.
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[crowd clamoring]
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[Diana] Know what? Here, can we have
some more of yours? We're selling out.
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- [girl] Diana, can I have one, please?
- [chuckles] Thank you very much.
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Here's a pound.
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No, more than that.
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[Diana] There you go.
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- Merry Christmas.
- Here you go.
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- Oh, sorry.
- Yeah.
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[Diana] Selling like hotcakes.
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- Uh, here.
- Ooh, that's very generous.
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- What's your name?
- [woman] Catherine.
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Uh, Kate's fine.
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- Say thank you to Kate.
- Uh... [clears throat]
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Thank you.
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- [Diana] Merry Christmas.
- [woman] Merry Christmas.
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Come on. Please.
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["Silent Night" playing in distance]
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Someone obviously made an impression.
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He seems kind.
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Has a nice face.
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His mother's face is what he's got.
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He has nice eyes too.
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Well,
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you never know.
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[scoffs] Mummy, he's a royal prince.
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So?
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When I first met your father,
he was way out of my reach.
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You know, I was just a lowly stewardess.
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Trolley dolly.
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While his grandmother had been friendly
with the Queen's aunt.
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His father was an RAF pilot
who'd flown with Prince Philip.
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[sighs]
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I felt like
the luckiest woman in the world.
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And then I started the family business
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and became so successful
that your dad was able to leave his job
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and come and work full-time
for something I'd created.
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Then I realized
that maybe it was the other way around.
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That he'd been lucky to have me.
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Never underestimate yourself.
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Never think there's anything in this world
you're not good enough for.
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["Silent Night" fades out]
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[theme music playing]
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["Hey Boy Hey Girl" by
The Chemical Brothers playing in distance]
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[music grows louder]
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- [music blaring]
- [loud chattering and laughter]
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[crowd singing]
♪ Happy birthday, dear William ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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{\an8}[crowd chanting] Drink! Drink! Drink!
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[music fades out]
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[exhales deeply]
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[indistinct chattering]
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[sighs]
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Fuckers. Every one of them.
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Scum of the earth.
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Yeah.
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Don't worry, bro.
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I've got your back.
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[cameras clicking]
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[woman] Happy birthday.
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[William] Thank you.
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[woman] Until now,
there's been an agreement
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that the press won't intrude on
your private life.
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Now you're 18 and of age,
are you worried that will change?
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[William] I hope not.
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[William speaking on TV indistinctly]
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[Michael] Hello! Cup of tea?
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[sighs deeply] Love one.
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[liquid pouring]
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[Carol exhales]
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[William] ...press and the public,
which hasn't been easy.
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But by giving this interview
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and allowing people in here to film me now
before I go to university,
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I hope I'll be given
the same kind of freedom there too.
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- [man] Have you enjoyed your time at Eton?
- I have. Thank you.
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- [man] What will you miss most?
- Me.
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[light chuckling]
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- [woman] Will you miss Harry?
- Of course.
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He's my brother.
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- [man] And now it's off to university.
- Hopefully, yes.
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[woman] Made your choice? There have been
reports you're considering Edinburgh.
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[William] I am.
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That's assuming I pass my exams first.
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He will. He's such a swot.
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[light chuckling]
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How do you think you might get along
with the other students?
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Particularly those
who might be, uh, anti-monarchists.
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- He'll have their heads cut off.
- [light chuckling]
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[William] I just want to go
to university and have fun.
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And girls?
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How will you handle the attention?
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[chuckles lightly]
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[William] I'll have enough
to be getting on with
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without worrying too much about girls.
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[runner panting]
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[soft instrumental music builds slowly]
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[knocking at door]
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From your father, the Prince of Wales.
To wish you good luck with your exams.
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[clock ticking softly]
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[scribbling]
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[teacher] A-level geographers,
that is the end of your time.
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Finish the sentence you're writing
and then pens down.
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Please place your exam script
on the left-hand side of your desk
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to be collected.
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- [door closes]
- [light chattering]
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[Charles] Now Granny's here.
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[Philip] We can start.
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Whatever they are,
just know we're already immensely proud.
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What rot!
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Only straight As will do.
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Philip!
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- Right.
- [Philip] Well, come on.
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Well?
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Is that a... good frown?
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[Charles] Don't keep us in suspense.
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C in biology.
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- Oh, well...
- C in what?
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Biology, Mummy.
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- Oh.
- A in geography.
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Oh, very good.
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- Aren't you clever?
- [Queen Mother] A in what?
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- Oh, someone tell her.
- Geography, Granny.
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That must be
the only A ever in this family.
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- And B in history of art.
- [Elizabeth] Bravo!
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- B in what?
- Oh, somebody shoot her.
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- History of art.
- What?
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- History of fart.
- [William chuckles]
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- Well done, William. You're in.
- Yeah.
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- Well done.
- [Harry] Well done. Here.
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Since you'll be flying the nest soon.
And because accidents do happen.
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- You'll all be thanking me later.
- Oh, what is it?
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[chuckles softly]
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Oh, for God's sake, Harry, don't let--
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[Queen Mother] What are they? Sweeties?
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- Condom.
- Putting them in your mouth is optional.
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- I'll have that.
- [Harry] Just a bit of advice.
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- What?
- Hmm? What?
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[overlapping chatter]
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[newsman] Prince William is due
to hold a press conference shortly.
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We're expecting him to be announcing
his plans for university life after Eton.
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Okay. Yeah.
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If you have any issues...
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Yeah, okay, good.
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[cameras clicking]
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Congratulations.
How's the proud father feeling today?
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Oh, couldn't be happier.
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[man] Have you decided
where you're going yet, William?
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Well, um, I was lucky enough
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to meet the conditions of my first choice.
So it's going to be St. Andrews.
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[woman] Not Edinburgh?
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[William] No. I considered it,
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but St. Andrews is closer to Balmoral.
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And the academic course there
sounds excellent.
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Are you looking forward to Freshers' Week?
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[light chuckling]
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Uh, well, after thinking it all through,
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and after a long discussion
with my father,
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uh, we've decided
that I'm going to be taking a gap year.
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It'll be character building.
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And, of course, St. Andrews will still
be waiting for him when he gets home.
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[man] Do you know
how you'll be spending it yet?
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Well, there's a survival course
I want to go on in Belize,
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then Chile
with the Raleigh International Expedition
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where I'll be helping out at a school.
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Then Botswana,
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then Kenya, where I'll be
staying in a rhino sanctuary.
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And then after that, St. Andrews.
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[insects and animals vocalizing]
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Yes, good boy.
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[gentle instrumental music playing]
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[all shouting excitedly]
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No, no, no! No!
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Yeah!
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[gentle music continues]
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[chuckling]
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[cheers roaring]
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[cheers swell to shouts]
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Lovely to meet you. Thank you very much.
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Lovely to meet you. Sorry about the noise.
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Nice to meet you.
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[girls screaming]
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Nice to meet you.
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- Hello. Are you students?
- [music fades]
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Right. I think it's time
for parents to disappear
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and the wild parties to begin.
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Not too much chance of wild parties
with him watching my every move.
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Oh, I'm sure he can be persuaded
to look away sometimes.
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I didn't say that.
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[William chuckles]
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Good luck.
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[professor] A bit of housekeeping
before we begin.
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You should all now be able
to access information
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through the student web portal.
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In this, your first semester,
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we'll be covering medieval
and Renaissance art up to 1600.
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If you need to share books
or other material,
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we've provided a list
of all your fellow students' names
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with email addresses
and telephone numbers.
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40% of your assessment will be
based on a midterm visual analysis...
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[William] Hi, lovely to meet you.
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- Could you sign the picture?
- Yeah, of course.
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Sorry, can you take that off? Thank you.
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There you go.
Yeah, I do really need to get to...
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Uh, thank you. Thank you.
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There you go. Okay, lovely to meet you.
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Have a nice day, okay? Okay.
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[students clamoring]
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[door shuts]
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[takes a deep breath]
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[professor] Any idea what this is?
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The Ognissanti Madonna.
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That's right. The Madonna Enthroned.
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Which is considered by many
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to be the first significant painting
of the Renaissance.
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It encourages an emotional connection
with the viewer.
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How do you think Giotto achieves this?
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Is it by painting people
as quite lifelike and realistic?
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[professor] Exactly.
Giotto was one of the first artists
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to create three-dimensional figures
in Western European art.
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Plan tonight?
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- Pint, golf?
- Yeah.
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- Ooh...
- Both at the same time.
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- Go! Go, go.
- Wish me luck.
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[William's friend] Absolutely.
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- Very down for it.
- I would love--
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Excuse me, Your Royal Highness...
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- Oh, please don't call me that.
- Sorry.
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Could you sign this, please?
It's for my grandma.
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She's a huge fan of the royal family.
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- Sure.
- Thank you.
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Thanks.
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At least you're a hit
with the grannies, Will.
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Honestly, what I wouldn't give...
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[girl chuckling]
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00:15:39,485 --> 00:15:41,045
I'm gonna literally get all my...
255
00:15:42,645 --> 00:15:44,805
- [girl 1] Hey!
- [Kate] Oh, hi!
256
00:15:45,405 --> 00:15:47,765
- These books on the list?
- I've got her phone number.
257
00:15:47,765 --> 00:15:48,765
Already?
258
00:15:48,765 --> 00:15:50,605
I salute you. Respect.
259
00:15:50,605 --> 00:15:53,965
We're on the same course,
which means I automatically get it.
260
00:15:53,965 --> 00:15:54,885
That's a bit lazy.
261
00:15:54,885 --> 00:15:57,645
We've already crowned her
the fittest girl in Sallies.
262
00:15:57,645 --> 00:15:59,685
Yeah, but not literally crowned,
of course.
263
00:15:59,685 --> 00:16:01,605
- That's, you know, your thing.
- Ha-ha.
264
00:16:02,725 --> 00:16:03,685
What's her name?
265
00:16:04,885 --> 00:16:06,525
- Kate.
- Beautiful Kate.
266
00:16:06,525 --> 00:16:09,565
- Puts the Kate in intoxic-Kate-ing.
- Oh, that was good.
267
00:16:09,565 --> 00:16:10,605
Yeah. Yeah.
268
00:16:10,605 --> 00:16:13,685
Mother runs some kind of party business
and used to be,
269
00:16:13,685 --> 00:16:15,845
wait for it, an air hostess.
270
00:16:15,845 --> 00:16:17,325
[whistles softly]
271
00:16:21,085 --> 00:16:23,845
[Harry] So, how is university life?
272
00:16:24,925 --> 00:16:28,085
- [William] Still getting used to it all.
- Do you know anyone there?
273
00:16:28,725 --> 00:16:31,565
Fergus Boyd,
Oli Chadwyck-Healey, Charlie Nelson.
274
00:16:32,085 --> 00:16:33,925
Anyone not from Eton?
275
00:16:34,605 --> 00:16:36,445
- [William sighs]
- What about girls?
276
00:16:36,445 --> 00:16:40,085
[chuckles] Well, obviously,
there are girls.
277
00:16:40,725 --> 00:16:41,965
Any, you know,
278
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:43,925
woof?
279
00:16:43,925 --> 00:16:47,445
- [chuckles] Are you for real?
- Are you for real, more like?
280
00:16:47,445 --> 00:16:49,725
- You frigid weirdo.
- [William laughs]
281
00:16:49,725 --> 00:16:52,125
University is just sex.
282
00:16:53,005 --> 00:16:54,005
With books.
283
00:16:54,725 --> 00:16:55,765
Get stuck in.
284
00:16:56,405 --> 00:17:01,045
Sire some... illegitimate bastards
and alter the lines of succession.
285
00:17:01,045 --> 00:17:02,085
[William laughs]
286
00:17:02,085 --> 00:17:03,045
Or
287
00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:07,805
swallow some hallucinogenic mushrooms
and have a fist fight with the local oiks.
288
00:17:07,805 --> 00:17:13,005
Anything, just... promise me
you'll try not to be quite so...
289
00:17:14,605 --> 00:17:16,125
- What?
- Uptight.
290
00:17:16,725 --> 00:17:18,205
Repressed.
291
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,525
Responsible and boring. [chuckles]
292
00:17:21,325 --> 00:17:23,845
If you want to be
treated like everyone else,
293
00:17:23,845 --> 00:17:27,165
you've got to act like everyone else.
294
00:17:29,205 --> 00:17:30,765
What are you so scared of?
295
00:17:31,605 --> 00:17:32,525
Go mad.
296
00:17:32,525 --> 00:17:33,925
[bell ringing over phone]
297
00:17:33,925 --> 00:17:35,685
All right, I've gotta go, but...
298
00:17:37,485 --> 00:17:38,645
speak to you later.
299
00:17:40,925 --> 00:17:44,085
["Music Sounds Better With You"
by Stardust begins playing]
300
00:17:45,725 --> 00:17:48,205
[music grows louder]
[laughter and chattering]
301
00:17:51,725 --> 00:17:53,725
[indistinct conversation]
302
00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:19,485
♪ Love might bring us back together ♪
303
00:18:19,485 --> 00:18:21,365
♪ Ooh, baby ♪
304
00:18:23,605 --> 00:18:28,005
♪ I feel right
The music sounds better with you ♪
305
00:18:31,285 --> 00:18:34,405
♪ Love might bring us back together ♪
306
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:35,925
♪ I feel so good... ♪
307
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,285
Come on. Let's go.
308
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,605
[door opens]
309
00:18:42,485 --> 00:18:43,605
[door shuts]
310
00:18:52,445 --> 00:18:54,765
[seabirds calling]
311
00:19:00,885 --> 00:19:03,005
- Was that a smile?
- What?
312
00:19:03,005 --> 00:19:05,565
- Did she smile when she went past?
- Didn't see.
313
00:19:05,565 --> 00:19:08,125
You're useless.
You're supposed to see everything.
314
00:19:08,645 --> 00:19:11,805
I'm on the lookout
for assassins and kidnappers.
315
00:19:11,805 --> 00:19:13,845
Maybe this is more important. Keep up.
316
00:19:17,245 --> 00:19:20,285
- [indistinct chattering]
- [cameras clicking]
317
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,205
Jesus.
318
00:19:21,205 --> 00:19:23,925
- William, is this your new girlfriend?
- Oh my God.
319
00:19:23,925 --> 00:19:27,045
- On your way.
- Piss off. What's it to you, you pervert?
320
00:19:27,045 --> 00:19:28,205
Come on. Come on!
321
00:19:28,205 --> 00:19:30,405
- Is that your girlfriend?
- Come on, let's go!
322
00:19:30,405 --> 00:19:32,325
[laughing]
323
00:19:32,325 --> 00:19:33,405
Shit!
324
00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:36,205
- Take your menu. Thank you very much.
- Thank you.
325
00:19:38,565 --> 00:19:39,485
[student] Come on!
326
00:19:40,285 --> 00:19:41,605
[girl laughing]
327
00:19:48,205 --> 00:19:50,925
Lola Airdale-Cavendish-Kincaid.
328
00:19:52,205 --> 00:19:53,285
What?
329
00:19:53,285 --> 00:19:55,845
From a family so posh
they had to name it thrice.
330
00:19:56,365 --> 00:19:59,885
When it comes to bagging a prince,
only genuine blue bloods need apply.
331
00:20:02,245 --> 00:20:05,125
[gentle instrumental music plays]
332
00:20:13,965 --> 00:20:16,565
Hi. I've got an apple,
cheese and pickle sandwich, and a water.
333
00:20:16,565 --> 00:20:18,645
- Uh, it's three pounds fifteen.
- Okay.
334
00:20:20,605 --> 00:20:21,685
There you go.
335
00:20:21,685 --> 00:20:24,005
- [register beeping]
- [William clears throat]
336
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:26,085
[music playing in earphones]
337
00:20:37,205 --> 00:20:39,205
[inaudible conversation]
338
00:20:40,645 --> 00:20:41,845
[chuckles softly]
339
00:21:04,965 --> 00:21:06,165
[exhales]
340
00:21:10,325 --> 00:21:12,325
[gentle instrumental music builds]
341
00:21:14,445 --> 00:21:15,285
- Hey.
- Hi.
342
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:56,125
[panting]
343
00:22:00,045 --> 00:22:02,045
[gentle music fades out]
344
00:22:03,325 --> 00:22:04,445
[chuckles softly]
345
00:22:18,965 --> 00:22:20,965
[keys clacking]
346
00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:30,485
Sorry, could you help me
look for some books?
347
00:22:31,205 --> 00:22:33,005
For an assignment?
348
00:22:33,005 --> 00:22:35,005
Uh, yes. Uh, history of art.
349
00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:37,925
Uh, we are looking at the--
350
00:22:37,925 --> 00:22:39,285
[librarian] Reading list.
351
00:22:40,085 --> 00:22:41,085
Oh, there.
352
00:22:42,965 --> 00:22:44,125
[William clears throat]
353
00:22:44,765 --> 00:22:45,765
[librarian] Right.
354
00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:51,965
Essays in the Study of Sienese Painting.
355
00:22:53,485 --> 00:22:54,405
On loan.
356
00:22:55,445 --> 00:23:01,445
The Frescoes in Siena's Palazzo Pubblico.
357
00:23:01,445 --> 00:23:02,565
Volume 1.
358
00:23:04,045 --> 00:23:05,005
Nope.
359
00:23:05,965 --> 00:23:08,565
Sienese Quattrocento Painting,
definitely not.
360
00:23:08,565 --> 00:23:10,085
Sorry, all out of luck here.
361
00:23:10,085 --> 00:23:12,365
Miss Middleton beat you to it.
362
00:23:12,365 --> 00:23:13,325
Thanks.
363
00:23:16,285 --> 00:23:17,125
Psst.
364
00:23:37,005 --> 00:23:38,925
So that's where all the material went.
365
00:23:38,925 --> 00:23:41,045
- Hi.
- Hello.
366
00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:42,805
Actually, I'm done with it now.
367
00:23:42,805 --> 00:23:45,005
- Great.
- But I've promised it to someone else.
368
00:23:45,605 --> 00:23:48,245
- I think she promised it to someone else.
- Yeah.
369
00:23:48,245 --> 00:23:52,285
But you're welcome to the notes I made.
And the essay I've written if it'll help.
370
00:23:52,285 --> 00:23:54,605
It's no masterpiece,
but I put the research in there.
371
00:23:54,605 --> 00:23:55,525
Thanks, that--
372
00:23:55,525 --> 00:23:58,085
- When you're done, text and let me know.
- Yeah.
373
00:23:58,085 --> 00:24:00,445
Or cut a hole in your ceiling
and give it back.
374
00:24:01,645 --> 00:24:03,485
I'm in the room directly above you.
375
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:06,205
Oh, so it's you
that's been keeping me up at night.
376
00:24:06,205 --> 00:24:10,325
Oh, my roommate. If it's any consolation,
her noise keeps me up too.
377
00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:11,445
[chuckles]
378
00:24:11,445 --> 00:24:12,445
Yeah.
379
00:24:12,445 --> 00:24:16,165
I only know it's you in the room below
because they came to sweep us for bugs.
380
00:24:16,165 --> 00:24:20,125
I told them if I was out to get you,
I could have just done that in Chile.
381
00:24:21,725 --> 00:24:24,365
On the gap year
Raleigh International Expedition.
382
00:24:24,365 --> 00:24:26,645
- Did you do that too?
- I did, yeah.
383
00:24:27,205 --> 00:24:29,165
We missed each other by a week.
384
00:24:29,165 --> 00:24:30,165
Really? Um...
385
00:24:31,445 --> 00:24:32,405
It was... [chuckles]
386
00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:36,565
- [sighs] It was tough, wasn't it?
- It was, yeah.
387
00:24:36,565 --> 00:24:39,045
Yeah, but hacking through rainforest...
388
00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:40,885
- Yeah.
- [both chuckle softly]
389
00:24:41,925 --> 00:24:43,645
Uh, how did you do?
390
00:24:43,645 --> 00:24:46,405
All right, I think.
With my trusty machete.
391
00:24:46,405 --> 00:24:47,525
[both chuckle]
392
00:24:47,525 --> 00:24:48,485
Yeah.
393
00:24:49,925 --> 00:24:51,045
I bet you excelled.
394
00:24:52,405 --> 00:24:55,245
You seem like the type
who excels at everything.
395
00:24:55,245 --> 00:24:57,605
There are people
with high expectations of me.
396
00:24:58,125 --> 00:24:59,685
I don't want to let them down.
397
00:25:00,325 --> 00:25:02,605
I'm sure I don't have to tell you
what that's like.
398
00:25:02,605 --> 00:25:03,765
- Yeah.
- [girl] Hi.
399
00:25:06,285 --> 00:25:07,125
Oh.
400
00:25:07,125 --> 00:25:08,365
Hi. Hi.
401
00:25:10,325 --> 00:25:11,165
Hi.
402
00:25:12,605 --> 00:25:13,525
Sorry, Lola, Kate.
403
00:25:13,525 --> 00:25:14,805
- Hi.
- Hi.
404
00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:16,685
We were just discussing--
405
00:25:16,685 --> 00:25:19,645
How Kate excels at everything she does.
I overheard.
406
00:25:20,165 --> 00:25:22,925
Well, Lola is an exceptional person too.
407
00:25:22,925 --> 00:25:25,645
In which area?
Apart from her hearing, that is.
408
00:25:25,645 --> 00:25:27,885
[William] Oh, drama.
She's done a bit of acting.
409
00:25:27,885 --> 00:25:31,645
You're speaking for me now?
"This is Lola, my ventriloquist puppet."
410
00:25:33,325 --> 00:25:36,085
And what is
your area of exceptionalism, Kate?
411
00:25:36,085 --> 00:25:39,325
We were just discussing an expedition
we both did in South America.
412
00:25:39,325 --> 00:25:41,005
You're speaking for her now too?
413
00:25:41,685 --> 00:25:44,365
[Kate] Which involved weeks
of long-distance hiking
414
00:25:44,365 --> 00:25:47,045
and living off those ration packs.
415
00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:49,365
Bathing in ice-cold buckets of water
each morning.
416
00:25:50,445 --> 00:25:52,045
Bracing and outdoorsy.
417
00:25:52,805 --> 00:25:53,685
Such fun.
418
00:25:54,725 --> 00:25:56,085
I'm learning that about you.
419
00:25:56,085 --> 00:25:58,005
We haven't been dating very long.
420
00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:00,405
How much you like outdoorsy.
421
00:26:00,405 --> 00:26:02,365
- Well, I do, actually.
- [Lola] Sneaky.
422
00:26:03,005 --> 00:26:06,605
After telling me you were interested in
cinema and politics.
423
00:26:07,125 --> 00:26:08,125
I, uh...
424
00:26:08,125 --> 00:26:11,085
Don't outdoorsy, cinema,
and politics go together?
425
00:26:11,085 --> 00:26:13,325
Only as oxymorons, yeah.
426
00:26:14,485 --> 00:26:17,205
And you also like flirting
as soon as my back is turned.
427
00:26:17,725 --> 00:26:19,565
- And hitting on other people.
- What?
428
00:26:19,565 --> 00:26:20,645
We're on the same course.
429
00:26:20,645 --> 00:26:23,605
- We were just talking about an essay.
- And how exceptional Kate is.
430
00:26:23,605 --> 00:26:26,365
- Would you mind signing this?
- Yes, as it happens, I would.
431
00:26:26,365 --> 00:26:27,565
We're talking.
432
00:26:27,565 --> 00:26:28,645
Just go away.
433
00:26:29,445 --> 00:26:30,645
- [Kate scoffs]
- Please.
434
00:26:30,645 --> 00:26:31,725
Oh, okay.
435
00:26:34,165 --> 00:26:35,005
Wow.
436
00:26:36,005 --> 00:26:36,965
What?
437
00:26:37,525 --> 00:26:39,485
- That was--
- Weirdly rage-aholic.
438
00:26:39,485 --> 00:26:41,045
[Kate] They were only being friendly.
439
00:26:41,045 --> 00:26:44,685
Interrupting someone when they're talking
is the opposite of friendly. It's rude.
440
00:26:44,685 --> 00:26:46,685
- Okay. I really should go.
- Me too.
441
00:26:46,685 --> 00:26:49,485
No, I don't think you understand.
I get that all the time.
442
00:26:49,485 --> 00:26:52,485
You have no idea what it's like
to live with that day-in, day-out.
443
00:26:52,485 --> 00:26:53,485
Don't we?
444
00:26:54,205 --> 00:26:55,205
What, being ogled?
445
00:26:55,205 --> 00:26:57,725
Looked at and judged constantly?
446
00:26:57,725 --> 00:26:59,525
Try being a girl.
447
00:26:59,525 --> 00:27:00,645
A fit girl.
448
00:27:00,645 --> 00:27:02,365
[Lola] No, try being any girl.
449
00:27:02,365 --> 00:27:05,045
Failing that, you could
at least try to be a human being,
450
00:27:05,045 --> 00:27:07,565
while not reducing every woman
to whether she's fit.
451
00:27:10,085 --> 00:27:10,925
[William] Oh f...
452
00:27:10,925 --> 00:27:12,805
Can I just... [sighs]
453
00:27:26,005 --> 00:27:29,085
{\an8}- [muffled pop music playing]
- [muffled indistinct chattering]
454
00:27:43,885 --> 00:27:45,885
[thumping overhead]
455
00:27:49,525 --> 00:27:52,805
[professor] Today, we'll be moving on
to another topic. Patronage.
456
00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:57,485
The system under which the arts flourished
in city states like Florence and Venice,
457
00:27:57,485 --> 00:28:01,685
and the circumstances
under which the system came to exist.
458
00:28:01,685 --> 00:28:03,645
To begin with, we'll discuss
459
00:28:03,645 --> 00:28:07,405
some of the greatest patrons
in 15th century Florence.
460
00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:09,125
Page two.
461
00:28:10,445 --> 00:28:12,205
The Medici family,
462
00:28:12,205 --> 00:28:14,925
who also ruled the city.
463
00:28:14,925 --> 00:28:17,525
Now, one of the painters they employed...
464
00:28:17,525 --> 00:28:19,685
- [William] I'm not coming.
- [Ollie] What do you mean?
465
00:28:19,685 --> 00:28:22,565
I've been given a cottage at Balmoral.
Invited some friends.
466
00:28:22,565 --> 00:28:24,765
Oh, some real friends.
What are we, chopped liver?
467
00:28:24,765 --> 00:28:28,765
You can't not go. Raisin Weekend
is a first-year rite of passage.
468
00:28:28,765 --> 00:28:30,805
- Everyone goes.
- Twenty-four hours of drinking.
469
00:28:30,805 --> 00:28:33,285
The largest outdoor
shaving cream fight on the planet.
470
00:28:33,285 --> 00:28:37,005
You've got your whole life
to slaughter animals or peasants.
471
00:28:37,005 --> 00:28:40,045
- You know, whatever you do up there.
- [Ollie] With your real friends.
472
00:28:40,045 --> 00:28:43,525
[Fergus] When you going to get another
opportunity to do something like this?
473
00:28:43,525 --> 00:28:45,125
Is this about Lola?
474
00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:47,605
No. God no, that's over.
475
00:28:47,605 --> 00:28:48,525
Or Kate?
476
00:28:48,525 --> 00:28:51,445
[Charlie] Ollie said you made an arse
of yourself with her in the library.
477
00:28:51,445 --> 00:28:54,125
- Thanks.
- [Fergus] Been kicking yourself since.
478
00:28:54,125 --> 00:28:57,045
Can we just change the subject, please?
479
00:28:58,845 --> 00:28:59,765
[Fergus] Okay.
480
00:28:59,765 --> 00:29:02,725
["Glory Box" by Portishead playing]
481
00:29:06,405 --> 00:29:07,925
[Harry] Just check that's empty.
482
00:29:07,925 --> 00:29:12,365
Willie, remember when Badger, like,
buzzed my hair and came straight for me?
483
00:29:12,365 --> 00:29:13,965
He came straight for me.
484
00:29:13,965 --> 00:29:15,445
- Thank you.
- Enjoy your day.
485
00:29:15,965 --> 00:29:19,645
♪ I'm so tired of playing ♪
486
00:29:20,605 --> 00:29:23,365
♪ Playing with this bow and arrow ♪
487
00:29:23,365 --> 00:29:27,685
[shouting and laughter]
488
00:29:29,845 --> 00:29:31,045
[gunshots cracking off]
489
00:29:33,485 --> 00:29:37,525
♪ For I've been a temptress too long ♪
490
00:29:38,885 --> 00:29:40,605
[shouting excitedly]
491
00:29:40,605 --> 00:29:46,565
♪ Just give me a reason to love you... ♪
492
00:29:52,765 --> 00:29:54,005
Are you okay?
493
00:29:55,205 --> 00:29:57,405
- What?
- Are you okay? Do you want some food?
494
00:29:57,405 --> 00:29:58,845
- No. I'm not...
- It will help.
495
00:29:58,845 --> 00:30:01,045
- I'm all right, I'm fine.
- Have some water.
496
00:30:01,045 --> 00:30:02,445
I'm fine.
497
00:30:02,445 --> 00:30:05,165
- I'm not thirsty. Why the fu--?
- [chuckling] Okay.
498
00:30:05,645 --> 00:30:07,805
["Glory Box" fades out]
499
00:30:07,805 --> 00:30:09,925
[phone line ringing]
500
00:30:11,365 --> 00:30:12,645
How's it going?
501
00:30:12,645 --> 00:30:15,325
[Ollie] I hate to say it, mate.
You are missing out.
502
00:30:15,325 --> 00:30:20,005
Not least because with your back turned,
Kate is getting a lot of attention.
503
00:30:20,725 --> 00:30:22,045
Well, that's helpful.
504
00:30:22,765 --> 00:30:23,605
Thanks, mate.
505
00:30:23,605 --> 00:30:25,725
You'll just have to woo her
when you get back.
506
00:30:26,485 --> 00:30:30,565
But you better make it quick.
The boat is sailing, my friend.
507
00:30:31,165 --> 00:30:32,365
Anyway, how's Balmoral?
508
00:30:32,365 --> 00:30:34,325
It's... Uh, it's good. Um...
509
00:30:35,685 --> 00:30:38,365
Yes, it's not bad. We went...
We went shooting earlier.
510
00:30:39,125 --> 00:30:41,725
And, uh, now we're just
back in the cottage, and...
511
00:30:41,725 --> 00:30:43,845
- Listen, I...
- [girl] Chad, come on!
512
00:30:43,845 --> 00:30:44,765
I have to go.
513
00:30:44,765 --> 00:30:47,445
I'll talk to you later, yeah? Bye.
514
00:30:47,445 --> 00:30:48,725
[line disconnects]
515
00:30:55,925 --> 00:30:57,925
[birds cawing]
516
00:31:06,245 --> 00:31:08,245
[muffled music thumping]
517
00:31:11,485 --> 00:31:12,925
[keys clattering]
518
00:31:12,925 --> 00:31:15,005
[fluorescent lights buzzing]
519
00:31:34,765 --> 00:31:36,765
[distant dogs barking]
520
00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:50,645
[muffled indistinct chatter]
521
00:31:58,685 --> 00:32:01,445
It's been a long slog
522
00:32:01,445 --> 00:32:06,325
for the celebrity inmates
of the Big Brother house this week.
523
00:32:06,325 --> 00:32:09,725
And tonight, we've finally found
our winner, making Jack Dee
524
00:32:09,725 --> 00:32:12,605
officially the most popular celebrity
in all of the land.
525
00:32:12,605 --> 00:32:14,685
[jingling, chiming]
526
00:32:18,965 --> 00:32:20,605
[billiard balls clacking]
527
00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,685
[jingling, chiming]
528
00:32:25,925 --> 00:32:29,245
- Will! Will! Save us!
- Will! Help me out!
529
00:32:29,245 --> 00:32:30,445
Wales, help me out.
530
00:32:31,605 --> 00:32:33,485
- [laughter]
- [billiard balls clacking]
531
00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:35,565
- [chiming, jingling]
- [coins dropping]
532
00:32:37,485 --> 00:32:39,485
[tense music building]
533
00:32:44,565 --> 00:32:45,405
Hi.
534
00:32:46,525 --> 00:32:47,405
No.
535
00:32:48,365 --> 00:32:49,365
[Rupert] Did you?
536
00:32:51,325 --> 00:32:52,165
Sorry, Kate?
537
00:32:52,165 --> 00:32:55,365
- From the drinking?
- Kate. Uh, have you got a second?
538
00:32:56,085 --> 00:32:57,605
Excuse me. Um...
539
00:32:59,165 --> 00:33:00,885
I... I just wanted to apologize
540
00:33:01,485 --> 00:33:02,725
for, um, how I was.
541
00:33:04,005 --> 00:33:04,925
In the library?
542
00:33:06,245 --> 00:33:07,765
It was an awkward situation.
543
00:33:09,205 --> 00:33:10,765
Even more awkward than this.
544
00:33:10,765 --> 00:33:12,325
Sorry. Sorry, uh...
545
00:33:12,325 --> 00:33:14,085
- Rupert, William.
- Hi. Finchie.
546
00:33:14,085 --> 00:33:15,085
Hi. Um...
547
00:33:15,765 --> 00:33:19,205
Yeah, I was out of my depth.
And I behaved like a real idiot.
548
00:33:21,485 --> 00:33:22,405
Thanks.
549
00:33:23,645 --> 00:33:26,485
- And I hope you patch things up with Lola.
- God no.
550
00:33:27,285 --> 00:33:29,805
That was dead
the minute she found out I was outdoorsy.
551
00:33:30,965 --> 00:33:32,285
- Yeah.
- [chuckles] Yeah.
552
00:33:33,205 --> 00:33:34,045
Yeah.
553
00:33:36,245 --> 00:33:37,125
Shall we?
554
00:33:37,125 --> 00:33:40,365
Yeah, anyway, I'll, um...
I'll see you in lectures, I guess.
555
00:33:43,285 --> 00:33:44,365
Uh, nice to meet you.
556
00:33:44,365 --> 00:33:45,325
Yeah, you too.
557
00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:47,565
[William] Bye.
558
00:33:53,045 --> 00:33:58,405
♪ O little town of Bethlehem... ♪
559
00:33:58,405 --> 00:34:01,565
So tell us all about university. Mm?
560
00:34:02,205 --> 00:34:04,325
Lots of lovely parties?
561
00:34:04,325 --> 00:34:05,645
[William chuckles] Uh...
562
00:34:06,125 --> 00:34:09,605
A few parties.
But, um, nothing especially exciting.
563
00:34:09,605 --> 00:34:11,365
You must have made new friends?
564
00:34:11,365 --> 00:34:12,285
A couple.
565
00:34:12,285 --> 00:34:17,805
But, um, St. Andrews can feel
quite small and... remote.
566
00:34:18,925 --> 00:34:19,925
And the course.
567
00:34:20,885 --> 00:34:24,525
I used to enjoy history of art at school.
But now I struggle to see the point in it.
568
00:34:24,525 --> 00:34:26,485
- Oh, that's sad.
- [chuckles] Yeah.
569
00:34:27,085 --> 00:34:29,445
The girl he likes
has found herself a real man.
570
00:34:29,445 --> 00:34:32,125
I think that's why
he's feeling sorry for himself.
571
00:34:32,125 --> 00:34:33,965
- Oh...
- Oh, what a shame.
572
00:34:33,965 --> 00:34:35,885
- Thank you.
- Poor William, darling...
573
00:34:35,885 --> 00:34:36,845
[Philip] Really!
574
00:34:36,845 --> 00:34:39,805
You'll stick it out.
You're not actually thinking of leaving?
575
00:34:40,405 --> 00:34:42,525
Maybe changing subjects would help.
576
00:34:42,525 --> 00:34:44,925
[Anne] What was your other
favorite subject at school?
577
00:34:44,925 --> 00:34:45,925
[Harry] Geography.
578
00:34:47,005 --> 00:34:50,125
Well, then, what better
when you're feeling a little lost?
579
00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:52,645
- [Philip] Yes.
- [Charles] It is all orienteering.
580
00:34:52,645 --> 00:34:55,685
[Queen Mother] The important thing
is these chocolates.
581
00:34:55,685 --> 00:34:58,005
[footsteps approaching]
582
00:35:02,365 --> 00:35:03,245
Knock, knock.
583
00:35:05,085 --> 00:35:05,965
Granny.
584
00:35:07,085 --> 00:35:10,805
- Oh God, sorry about the mess.
- I came to see if you were all right.
585
00:35:13,765 --> 00:35:17,045
University hasn't been easy,
by the sounds of it.
586
00:35:17,805 --> 00:35:19,125
No. [chuckles lightly]
587
00:35:19,125 --> 00:35:20,925
If what Harry said is true,
588
00:35:20,925 --> 00:35:23,405
and your dissatisfaction
has more to do with
589
00:35:24,445 --> 00:35:26,045
affairs of the heart...
590
00:35:27,005 --> 00:35:29,005
Well, what else would one call it?
591
00:35:29,765 --> 00:35:30,805
Um...
592
00:35:31,925 --> 00:35:33,925
- Dating.
- Oh, yes.
593
00:35:35,005 --> 00:35:37,325
I don't know that word
because we didn't do that.
594
00:35:37,325 --> 00:35:39,965
We met someone,
then married them and got on with it.
595
00:35:40,885 --> 00:35:43,245
There's certainly no danger of marriage
in this case.
596
00:35:44,445 --> 00:35:47,725
There's no danger of dating either.
I've made a mess of it.
597
00:35:48,685 --> 00:35:51,885
And you don't want to hear
anything about other fish in the sea?
598
00:35:53,125 --> 00:35:55,245
Or encouragement to make another go of it?
599
00:35:55,845 --> 00:35:58,965
Well, if I did that, it would be
another word you don't know.
600
00:35:58,965 --> 00:35:59,885
Stalking.
601
00:36:01,005 --> 00:36:02,765
- Actually, I do know that word.
- Oh.
602
00:36:02,765 --> 00:36:03,925
[both chuckle softly]
603
00:36:05,085 --> 00:36:06,125
Don't lose faith.
604
00:36:07,245 --> 00:36:08,485
I'm a firm believer
605
00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:11,605
that what is meant for you
won't pass you by.
606
00:36:13,285 --> 00:36:14,605
He makes sure of that.
607
00:36:16,765 --> 00:36:17,845
[sighs softly]
608
00:36:27,445 --> 00:36:29,085
- Oh...
- [both chuckling]
609
00:36:30,365 --> 00:36:32,205
- Are you all right?
- [Kate chuckles]
610
00:36:33,765 --> 00:36:35,885
- You okay?
- [Rupert] Yeah, looking forward to it.
611
00:36:35,885 --> 00:36:37,485
- [laughing]
- Hello!
612
00:36:37,485 --> 00:36:39,605
- Hello, sweetheart!
- Hi, Dad, how are you?
613
00:36:39,605 --> 00:36:42,325
- Lovely to see you. Come on in.
- Good to see you. Hey, James.
614
00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:44,965
- Rupert.
- Rupert, very nice to meet you. Come in.
615
00:36:44,965 --> 00:36:47,405
- Hey, man. Rupert. Nice to meet you.
- I'm good.
616
00:36:47,405 --> 00:36:49,725
- Hello, darling.
- Hi. Rupert. Nice to meet you.
617
00:36:49,725 --> 00:36:52,925
- Merry Christmas.
- Happy Christmas, darling.
618
00:36:52,925 --> 00:36:54,165
Mum, Dad, this is Rupert.
619
00:36:54,165 --> 00:36:56,245
- Rupert. Nice to meet you.
- Rupert.
620
00:36:56,245 --> 00:36:57,205
[laughter]
621
00:36:57,205 --> 00:36:59,445
Covered in slime and God knows what,
622
00:36:59,445 --> 00:37:03,405
and about a pint and a half
of rancid river water in my stomach.
623
00:37:03,925 --> 00:37:06,205
God. Still got man of the match
though, right?
624
00:37:06,205 --> 00:37:08,285
[laughter]
625
00:37:09,365 --> 00:37:12,925
[Michael] I mean, is there a name
for a hat trick of own goals?
626
00:37:12,925 --> 00:37:14,525
- I don't know.
- [girl] Idiocy?
627
00:37:14,525 --> 00:37:16,245
[Michael] Thank you. Thank you.
628
00:37:16,245 --> 00:37:19,165
- James is gonna be our little star.
- [Rupert] I can tell.
629
00:37:19,165 --> 00:37:21,325
- [Michael] He had a very good season.
- [Rupert] Really?
630
00:37:21,325 --> 00:37:23,285
[Michael] Yeah, he got four wickets.
Four for 20.
631
00:37:23,285 --> 00:37:27,245
- [piano playing]
- [Margaret] ♪ It's the time of year ♪
632
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:30,485
♪ When the world falls in love ♪
633
00:37:30,485 --> 00:37:33,005
♪ Every song you hear ♪
634
00:37:33,005 --> 00:37:35,805
♪ Seems to say ♪
635
00:37:36,325 --> 00:37:38,165
♪ Merry Christmas... ♪
636
00:37:38,165 --> 00:37:41,485
- [girl] Come on!
- [Philip] What's that you're playing?
637
00:37:41,485 --> 00:37:45,525
You've just walked in
on a very competitive game of Jenga.
638
00:37:45,525 --> 00:37:48,405
[Margaret continues singing]
639
00:37:50,525 --> 00:37:53,845
- I'm gonna go and grab a cigarette.
- I'll come and join you in a second.
640
00:37:59,485 --> 00:38:01,365
Harry? Where are you going?
641
00:38:02,325 --> 00:38:05,165
- Uh, I'm just going outside.
- No, look, stay here.
642
00:38:05,845 --> 00:38:07,005
[Harry] What's the problem?
643
00:38:07,005 --> 00:38:08,805
[Charles] I want you
to stay with the family.
644
00:38:08,805 --> 00:38:10,125
[Harry] What's the problem?
645
00:38:11,005 --> 00:38:13,445
I'm your father, so don't argue.
646
00:38:14,245 --> 00:38:16,045
Sure you are. When it suits you.
647
00:38:17,165 --> 00:38:20,525
- Harry.
- [Margaret] ♪ Merry Christmas ♪
648
00:38:20,525 --> 00:38:26,565
♪ May all your dreams come true... ♪
649
00:38:26,565 --> 00:38:28,485
[indistinct chattering]
650
00:38:29,085 --> 00:38:31,645
- Your whole family is so sweet.
- You had a good evening?
651
00:38:31,645 --> 00:38:33,245
[Rupert] Yeah, so much fun.
652
00:38:33,245 --> 00:38:35,445
[Kate] My dad loves the cricket talk.
653
00:38:40,805 --> 00:38:41,645
Bye.
654
00:38:52,325 --> 00:38:53,405
He seems nice.
655
00:38:53,405 --> 00:38:55,325
[Christmas song playing faintly]
656
00:38:55,325 --> 00:38:56,285
You think so?
657
00:38:56,925 --> 00:38:57,885
Very.
658
00:38:57,885 --> 00:38:59,445
What's not to like?
659
00:38:59,445 --> 00:39:01,565
He's polite. And handsome.
660
00:39:04,125 --> 00:39:05,325
Is it serious?
661
00:39:07,205 --> 00:39:09,125
Why does everyone keep asking me that?
662
00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:14,885
Catherine?
663
00:39:18,725 --> 00:39:19,925
Is it serious?
664
00:39:22,645 --> 00:39:23,525
[Kate] Quite.
665
00:39:24,765 --> 00:39:26,245
If that's okay with you.
666
00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:28,485
Course. [chuckles softly]
667
00:39:35,645 --> 00:39:37,165
Why wouldn't it be?
668
00:39:37,165 --> 00:39:40,285
'Cause you've always had your sights
on someone else for me.
669
00:39:42,085 --> 00:39:42,925
Come on.
670
00:39:43,725 --> 00:39:46,285
You've always loved the idea
of me and William together.
671
00:39:47,805 --> 00:39:50,085
I was all set
to go to Edinburgh University
672
00:39:50,085 --> 00:39:52,645
straight after school with all my friends.
673
00:39:52,645 --> 00:39:55,325
Then you suggested
I change it to St. Andrews
674
00:39:55,325 --> 00:39:57,125
after a gap year.
675
00:39:57,125 --> 00:39:58,645
With none of my friends.
676
00:40:00,045 --> 00:40:02,445
- That was no coincidence.
- Yes, it was.
677
00:40:04,525 --> 00:40:08,605
Was it a coincidence you encouraged me
to sign up to the art course in Florence
678
00:40:08,605 --> 00:40:10,445
where William was expected to go?
679
00:40:11,085 --> 00:40:14,765
And then to the expedition
in Chile as well. Where he went.
680
00:40:14,765 --> 00:40:16,325
I thought you'd thank me.
681
00:40:17,685 --> 00:40:19,045
You said you liked him.
682
00:40:19,045 --> 00:40:20,805
Yes, well, then I grew up.
683
00:40:21,605 --> 00:40:24,565
Once you had the idea fixed in your head,
you never stopped.
684
00:40:24,565 --> 00:40:26,645
Yes, but not for any sinister reason.
685
00:40:27,405 --> 00:40:29,885
- Really?
- Do you know what I think?
686
00:40:30,565 --> 00:40:31,925
I think you're special.
687
00:40:36,325 --> 00:40:41,405
I also happen to think
that poor boy needs a nice, normal girl.
688
00:40:41,405 --> 00:40:42,405
You don't know him.
689
00:40:43,325 --> 00:40:45,645
Well, I mean, what if William
isn't right for me?
690
00:40:45,645 --> 00:40:46,925
What about what I want?
691
00:40:46,925 --> 00:40:49,725
If what you really want is Finchie,
then that's fine.
692
00:40:52,845 --> 00:40:57,125
I just don't want you to be seeing Finchie
'cause you're making a point to me.
693
00:41:02,965 --> 00:41:03,965
Come on.
694
00:41:08,845 --> 00:41:12,005
Especially since
I've heard on the grapevine that
695
00:41:13,485 --> 00:41:15,205
William is miserable.
696
00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:22,725
And wants to leave university.
697
00:41:28,205 --> 00:41:30,205
[soft choral music playing faintly]
698
00:41:34,925 --> 00:41:35,845
All right?
699
00:41:36,525 --> 00:41:37,405
[Harry] Hello.
700
00:41:42,205 --> 00:41:43,365
[can opens]
701
00:41:46,445 --> 00:41:47,445
[Harry] Thanks.
702
00:41:48,085 --> 00:41:50,085
- [Harry exhales]
- [can opens]
703
00:41:53,365 --> 00:41:54,925
You're not really gonna do it.
704
00:41:55,765 --> 00:41:56,605
[William] What?
705
00:41:57,645 --> 00:41:58,645
Leave uni.
706
00:41:59,565 --> 00:42:00,525
Haven't decided.
707
00:42:05,365 --> 00:42:07,405
Stop muscling in on my territory.
708
00:42:10,125 --> 00:42:13,445
I know my job, to be the fuck-up
in this family. Don't you start too.
709
00:42:15,325 --> 00:42:16,725
Go back to St. Andrews.
710
00:42:17,725 --> 00:42:19,845
If not for your sake,
then for mine. I need a...
711
00:42:21,845 --> 00:42:22,845
purpose in life.
712
00:42:24,005 --> 00:42:25,605
Screw up and make you look
713
00:42:26,645 --> 00:42:27,645
good.
714
00:42:28,965 --> 00:42:30,165
[laughs]
715
00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,045
[Harry chuckles]
716
00:42:37,885 --> 00:42:39,445
What's going on with you and Pa?
717
00:42:40,605 --> 00:42:43,325
He found out about the weed, didn't he?
718
00:42:44,485 --> 00:42:47,365
Went ballistic.
Said I could have got myself expelled.
719
00:42:48,765 --> 00:42:50,725
Now he wants me
to go to a treatment center
720
00:42:50,725 --> 00:42:52,645
to spend the day with some addicts.
721
00:42:52,645 --> 00:42:53,645
[William] What?
722
00:42:55,485 --> 00:42:57,565
"Bit of an overreaction," I said.
723
00:42:57,565 --> 00:43:00,805
"Remorse and responsibility," he said.
724
00:43:01,525 --> 00:43:03,045
Thanks. [scoffs]
725
00:43:04,925 --> 00:43:06,805
'Cause it'll be in all the papers.
726
00:43:07,445 --> 00:43:09,925
And make me look like a lost cause. Again.
727
00:43:12,765 --> 00:43:15,365
People will say,
"Poor boy, ever since his mother died..."
728
00:43:22,485 --> 00:43:24,765
But I guess
it's all working out perfectly.
729
00:43:26,005 --> 00:43:28,525
'Cause there's no need
for a number two in this family.
730
00:43:30,125 --> 00:43:31,525
Except as entertainment.
731
00:43:34,925 --> 00:43:38,765
I can't be normal or a success, can I?
And eclipse you in any way.
732
00:43:38,765 --> 00:43:40,845
That would make a mockery
of the whole show.
733
00:43:45,325 --> 00:43:48,245
So it's Willy Gold Star,
Harry Black Sheep.
734
00:43:48,765 --> 00:43:50,325
Willy Saint, Harry Sinner.
735
00:43:51,005 --> 00:43:52,485
Willy Solid, Harry Lost.
736
00:43:55,005 --> 00:43:57,005
[somber music plays]
737
00:43:58,245 --> 00:44:00,045
A fucking treatment center.
738
00:44:00,885 --> 00:44:02,885
[both chuckle]
739
00:44:06,605 --> 00:44:08,805
Can you imagine
how people would freak out if
740
00:44:09,925 --> 00:44:12,565
you were the one
who was going to a treatment center?
741
00:44:12,565 --> 00:44:15,085
It would be like
the temple was falling down.
742
00:44:17,605 --> 00:44:19,405
With me, it's just what people want.
743
00:44:21,685 --> 00:44:22,605
Fucking up.
744
00:44:23,765 --> 00:44:25,485
"Ah, that's Harry Wales' job."
745
00:44:29,845 --> 00:44:31,845
[footsteps departing]
746
00:44:45,725 --> 00:44:47,725
[water running]
747
00:44:48,405 --> 00:44:49,285
[spits]
748
00:44:49,845 --> 00:44:50,845
[water stops]
749
00:45:15,005 --> 00:45:17,005
[tapping keys]
750
00:45:30,485 --> 00:45:32,485
[phone chiming]
751
00:46:00,965 --> 00:46:02,965
[somber music fades out]
752
00:46:07,285 --> 00:46:11,045
["Music Sounds Better With You"
by Stardust playing]
753
00:47:18,725 --> 00:47:20,485
[music fades out]