1 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,000 [panting] 2 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:17,760 [birds chirping] 3 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:22,840 [inhales slowly] 4 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,000 [exhales deeply] 5 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:36,120 [Camilla sighs] 6 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,520 [bagpipes playing outside] 7 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,280 [exhales slowly] 8 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,160 [bagpipes continue] 9 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:06,080 [classical music playing on speakers] 10 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:14,400 [Queen's dresser] You have an investiture ceremony at 11:00, 11 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:17,000 then lunch with the Commonwealth secretary-general, 12 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:21,040 so I thought the black shoes and low heel, 13 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:24,360 which also works well for the first meeting after breakfast. 14 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:25,280 Remind me. 15 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:29,280 The Duke of Edinburgh, Lord Chamberlain, and the Duke of Norfolk. 16 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:32,600 Oh, yes. Did we ever discover what that was about? 17 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:34,160 [Queen's dresser] They wouldn't say. 18 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:36,600 That's not normally a good sign. 19 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,760 [radio pips] 20 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:43,840 [newsreader] Good morning. The time is nine o'clock, 21 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:45,880 and here are the news headlines for today. 22 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:47,560 It has been almost two years 23 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:50,920 since the British and American forces went to war with Iraq. 24 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,520 The justification for the invasion at the time, 25 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,160 that Saddam Hussein had amassed 26 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:58,120 a huge stockpile of weapons of mass destruction. 27 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:01,240 Now, with the secretary-general of the UN openly... 28 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:02,440 It's ridiculous. 29 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:07,360 ...as illegal, the IAEA hasn't been invited to restart full inspections. 30 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:08,360 Marry me. 31 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,200 Instead, investigations into WMDs 32 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:12,840 are now carried out by the Iraq Survey Group. 33 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:14,360 The search for... 34 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:18,120 That's not a proposal. I can't do that without my mother's permission, 35 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:23,440 but... I realize, more than anything in the world, I want you to be my wife. 36 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,640 ...chemical, biological, and nuclear weapons 37 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:27,640 have still not been unearthed. 38 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:30,600 Many people who supported the war are now asking... 39 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:32,840 That's a complete disaster. 40 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:37,800 ...including the prime minister's claim that Saddam's apparently non-existent weapons 41 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:40,040 could be deployed within 45 minutes. 42 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:44,080 [Duke of Norfolk] So the Scots Guards will be here. The Coldstream Guards... 43 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,760 [indistinct overlapping chatter] 44 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,880 Rest on a platform near the High Altar. 45 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,040 Oh... 46 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,120 [Philip exhales] 47 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:56,240 - Good morning, gentlemen. - [men] Good morning. 48 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,160 [David] Your Majesty. 49 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,200 The purpose of this meeting is, 50 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:03,000 and it's not because we have any reason to be fearful... 51 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,960 [Philip] Oh, get on with it, David. 52 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:10,120 That we might really step up our planning of Operation London Bridge. 53 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:13,320 That's the code name for your funeral, ma'am. 54 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,040 We know what it is, Edward. 55 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,720 Is that really necessary? I recently got a clean bill of health, 56 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,240 and in terms of age, I'm only... 57 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:23,520 - Eighty. - Yes, all right. Not quite. 58 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:25,040 A matter of months. 59 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,800 Simply for reasons of prudence and good order. 60 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,920 Why not start with the Duke of Edinburgh? 61 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,800 He's older than me. And, statistically, men tend to die earlier. 62 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,520 Well, that's true, and that's why we've been working on mine for years. 63 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:39,720 Operation Forth Bridge. 64 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,320 - Oh... Oh, don't say that. - Why? 65 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:44,160 It's so sad. 66 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:46,040 [Philip laughs] No! 67 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,880 No, I'm finding it all rather stimulating. 68 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:50,800 You might too. 69 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:54,160 It's surprising what it all stirs up. Isn't it, Edward? 70 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:57,720 Yes. So, with your permission, ma'am, can we make a start? 71 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,280 [gentle instrumental music plays] 72 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:20,040 As a template, we've used the funeral of the late King George VI. 73 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,560 We would call on an estimated 6,000 military personnel 74 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:25,640 for the procession. 75 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:31,080 A tri-service parade embracing each of the armed services, 76 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:36,320 alongside representatives from the 15 other Commonwealth realms. 77 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:40,480 [voice fading] The gun carriage will be drawn by the Sovereign's Guard. 78 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:44,240 They will march at the customary rhythm of 75 paces per minute... 79 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,320 [haunting choral music playing] 80 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:58,440 {\an8}[horse hooves echoing distantly] 81 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:01,840 {\an8}[soldiers' footfalls echoing distantly] 82 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:03,920 [haunting choral music continues] 83 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:10,880 [soldier's commands echoing distantly] 84 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,520 [theme music playing] 85 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,760 - [whistle blowing] - [distant overlapping shouts and chants] 86 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:38,760 {\an8}Out, out, out! 87 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:45,960 [siren whooping] 88 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,840 [shouting and chanting continues] 89 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:50,600 Out, out, out! 90 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:56,000 What's going on? 91 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:58,440 The prime minister's just coming out, sir. 92 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:01,120 - [man 1] No! Hey! Hey! - [man 2] You war criminal! 93 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,040 - [horn honks] - [man 3] You warmonger! 94 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:05,120 {\an8}[all clamoring] 95 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,000 [siren blaring] 96 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,920 [Charles] Remember when he first came to power? 97 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,880 They took to the streets and cheered. 98 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:20,840 Now they want to impeach him for high crimes and misdemeanors. 99 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:24,480 And Tony Blair's become Tony B-liar. 100 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:29,080 One is reminded once again that the career of prime ministers is nasty, 101 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:30,720 brutish, and short. 102 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:34,600 He has no intention of stepping down. His ambition is to become 103 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:37,840 the first Labour prime minister to win a third successive term. 104 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:39,480 That's the thing. 105 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:43,480 Once people get a taste of life at the top, they never want to leave. 106 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:44,560 Is that right? 107 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:47,680 They just want to keep... on and on. 108 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:53,160 Yes. Anyway, I'm sure this is not why you've come to see me today. 109 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,240 No. 110 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:04,880 I've come to make a request I wish I'd made 30 years ago. 111 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:09,120 To ask your blessing 112 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,280 to marry Camilla. 113 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:18,320 You can't say this has come out of the blue, Mummy. 114 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:21,400 She and I have been in love now for 30 years. 115 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:26,040 And every day of those 30 years, she has been heroic. 116 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:31,480 You don't think ending her relationship with you once you'd married Diana 117 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:32,840 would have been "heroic"? 118 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:33,760 She did. 119 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:37,760 Camilla is blameless in that regard. She always wanted to keep her marriage. 120 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:39,040 Then why didn't she? 121 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:42,800 - Because her husband left. - And why did he do that? 122 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,360 Because he'd had enough, as I understand it, 123 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:47,920 of reading about her adultery with you in the newspapers. 124 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:52,040 You and I both know Andrew is no angel. He was serially unfaithful himself. 125 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:55,080 So, can we agree? There's nothing heroic about any of this. 126 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:59,520 For years and years, Camilla has suffered judgment and calumny 127 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:02,760 and never, ever complained. Not once. 128 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,600 That is heroic. 129 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:08,200 Instead, she's stayed silent. 130 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,400 And loyal, to you and the Crown. 131 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:15,080 With not a single thank you in return. 132 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:17,640 - A thank you? - Yes, thank you. 133 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:21,560 Not just for her discretion, but for loving and making happy 134 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:23,560 the person who's next in line. 135 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:29,320 That, surely, is in all our interests. 136 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,600 [indistinct chattering outside] 137 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:39,600 [Charles] What is he doing? 138 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,000 Planning his funeral. 139 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:46,600 He wants that as his hearse. 140 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:53,280 You always said, Mummy, that you couldn't do the job 141 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,920 without Papa by your side. 142 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:59,600 That he's your strength and stay. 143 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,640 [gentle instrumental music plays] 144 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:04,160 Camilla is my strength. 145 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,120 And my stay. 146 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:10,760 I couldn't do it without her. 147 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,440 I will reflect on it, 148 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:15,960 take advice, 149 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,400 and give you an answer soon. 150 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:25,360 Thank you. 151 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:36,720 [indistinct conversations outside] 152 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:39,160 [door opens] 153 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:42,640 [door shuts] 154 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,160 It will probably be fine. 155 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:45,920 - [crow cawing] - [chuckles lightly] 156 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:55,000 You all have in front of you a first draft of the plans for London Bridge. 157 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,760 Oh, for heaven's sake. 158 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:59,440 Yes, a little heavy at the moment, ma'am, 159 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:02,880 but it will shrink down nicely as you begin to express your preferences. 160 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,680 My preference would be a quiet service in Scotland, 161 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,640 out of sight, and over in 20 minutes. 162 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:08,640 [all chuckling] 163 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:11,400 Perfectly understandable. But this is the funeral 164 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:14,640 of what we expect to be the longest-serving monarch in history. 165 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:18,200 People will want to celebrate your reign and mark the end of an era, 166 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:20,320 not just here, but all around the world. 167 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:23,760 So, I'd like to start with the logistical contingencies 168 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:26,200 depending upon where the, uh, 169 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:29,920 forgive me, ma'am, the, uh... death actually occurs. 170 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,120 [David] If it's abroad, ma'am, or here in the United Kingdom. 171 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,680 I shall do my best to keep it local. 172 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:38,640 - [all chuckling] - Thank you, ma'am. 173 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:45,560 The first chapter is if the event occurs on a foreign tour. 174 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:47,120 Please turn to page ten. 175 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:51,440 ["Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand playing] 176 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:53,560 - [air gun fires] - [sputters] Watch out! 177 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:56,520 Are you guys going to Harry Meade's birthday party? 178 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:57,880 - Definitely. - When is it? 179 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,320 - Next week. - [air gun fires] 180 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:02,880 - [grunts] Bloody hell! - Should be good. 250 people going. 181 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:05,160 - Fancy dress. - [William] I hate fancy dress. 182 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:06,080 [can clinks] 183 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:09,400 You have to rent a costume, which stinks of other people's BO. 184 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,560 Fucking royal twats. 185 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,920 Meet my brother, life and soul. 186 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,480 - [air gun fires] - Oh! 187 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,480 What's the theme? 188 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:18,440 - You pricks! - Colonials and natives. 189 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,520 Then there's that. 190 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,920 - [air guns fire] - [can clinks] 191 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,520 Think they could have picked a more offensive theme? 192 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:27,200 You're such an undergraduate now. You'd have never said that before uni. 193 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,920 - But now I am saying it. - Cliché. 194 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,400 That's me done. I'm out. You fucking idiots! 195 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:35,120 - Come on, love. - You're shit. You can't fucking shoot me. 196 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:36,960 Fuck you. Fuck the rich. 197 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,040 - Well, hit him. - [Harry] Hold on. Hold on. 198 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,200 - He's going. - Hold on. 199 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:41,200 Clip his arse! 200 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:43,040 [yelps] That's fucking... 201 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,640 - You cunt! - [Guy] Oh my God. 202 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,400 - Beautiful. - [Harry laughing] 203 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:47,840 Your Royal Highnesses! 204 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,800 I've just had a call from the Queen's private secretary. 205 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:52,880 [tense notes play] 206 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,960 - Can you come down? - It's never good when they come in packs. 207 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:00,240 Yeah. 208 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,320 {\an8}[tense music builds slowly] 209 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,400 {\an8}[indistinct conversations] 210 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,760 [chattering quiets down] 211 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:27,800 [tense music ends] 212 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,440 Your Majesty. 213 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,280 My Lord Bishops. 214 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,720 I asked you all here today 215 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:40,240 because the Prince of Wales has requested my permission to marry Mrs. Parker Bowles. 216 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,120 And I think I'd like to grant it. 217 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,360 And, of course, as head of the Church of England, 218 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:55,600 that is your right. 219 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,280 But it will not be straightforward. 220 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,880 Or, one suspects, popular? 221 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,880 Why? I was led to believe 222 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:08,320 the General Synod had eased its stance on the marriage of divorcees. 223 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,160 Oh, it has, 224 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:14,920 but... many people in this country still believe 225 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:19,480 that the relationship between the Prince of Wales and Mrs. Parker Bowles 226 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:23,640 was responsible for the breakdown of a royal marriage. 227 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:28,040 The Church, I think, needs to be satisfied 228 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,040 that permitting the new marriage 229 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:34,560 would not, in effect, consecrate a past infidelity. 230 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:38,520 For the Church of England to be seen to be blessing it 231 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,960 could risk a split in the Anglican Communion. 232 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:47,760 One suggestion could be that, and I would be interested 233 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:50,360 in hearing the Archbishop of Canterbury's view, 234 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:55,040 that the prince and Mrs. Parker Bowles marry in a civil ceremony 235 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,080 and then have a church blessing afterwards. 236 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,480 In a registry office? 237 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:04,800 In the eyes of the Church, no marriage service is more legitimate than another. 238 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,920 It's more a question of signals. 239 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:08,560 Appearances. 240 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:15,240 A condition of the blessing could be some form of atonement. 241 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:18,040 Quite so. Some acknowledgment 242 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,680 of wrongdoing on the couple's part. 243 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,520 Ma'am. 244 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,800 The service might include a prayer of penitence, 245 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,680 in which the couple join with the congregation 246 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:32,760 in asking forgiveness for past 247 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:35,280 wickedness. 248 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:45,280 I've always taken comfort in the knowledge that God retaineth not his anger forever 249 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,520 because he delighteth in mercy. 250 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:52,600 Whatever short-term risk the marriage may present 251 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,560 to the integrity of the Church, 252 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,600 one has to imagine it would do less damage 253 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,880 than if I were to die a... 254 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,440 Well, it is going to happen one day. 255 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,800 ...and my heir acceded to the throne 256 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,800 while living in sin. 257 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,720 [pensive music playing] 258 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,840 - [door opens] - [indistinct chattering] 259 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:17,920 Oi-oi. 260 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,720 [indistinct conversations] 261 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,920 - Good afternoon, sir. - Good afternoon, sir. 262 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,000 [indistinct conversations continue] 263 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:33,080 [man] Your Royal Highnesses, Her Majesty will see you now. 264 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,200 Come on, Harry. 265 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:40,560 Harry! 266 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,640 [indistinct conversations continue] 267 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:47,440 [pensive music continues] 268 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,440 Granny. 269 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,680 Thank you both for coming. 270 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,000 Now, I need some air. 271 00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:00,080 Would you be very cross if I suggest we go for a walk? 272 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:11,520 [dogs barking] 273 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,160 [Elizabeth] I'd like to discuss your dear papa. 274 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,200 - [William] What's he done now? - [Elizabeth] Nothing he's done. 275 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,600 It's what he wants to do. 276 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:25,520 How would you both feel... about him getting married? 277 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:26,600 I knew it. 278 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,680 Why can't they carry on as they are? 279 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,040 'Cause Charles will be king one day, 280 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:35,960 and the last time we had an unmarried king on the throne, it did not end well. 281 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,240 - But what's the... - William. 282 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:42,520 Obviously, both of us prefer to think of him with Mummy. 283 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,320 And anything other than that... feels... 284 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,600 Wrong. So wrong. 285 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:52,200 [William] But, I suppose, this is the reality. 286 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,600 And she does seem to make him happy. 287 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:58,640 Does she? 288 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:02,280 [William] And having him happy and settled is good for us. 289 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,120 And, ultimately, good for... 290 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,200 Good for...? 291 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:11,680 Well, as you say, he is going to be king, isn't he? One day? 292 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,360 Yes. 293 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:17,320 Plus, then he might finally shut up about it all. 294 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:20,560 So, 295 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,320 is that a yes? 296 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,280 - Yes. - [Harry exhales] 297 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,040 [Elizabeth] Thank you. 298 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:31,960 I didn't want to give my blessing until you'd given yours. 299 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,080 Yes, good. 300 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:44,600 [phone ringing] 301 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:45,680 Yes? 302 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,240 Ah, yes, of course. 303 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,440 - It's the Queen. - Your Royal Highness. 304 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,040 Yes, put her through, please. 305 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:01,800 [door shuts] 306 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:02,720 Mummy. 307 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,560 [Elizabeth] I've spoken to the Archbishop of Canterbury 308 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,360 and the Bishop of Salisbury. 309 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:11,800 - I can't believe you caved like that. - I didn't cave. I'm just being a realist. 310 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:14,120 And changing your tune, not saying what you feel. 311 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,440 - That's what being a realist is. - You're such a fucking company man. 312 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,280 I'm just trying to be an adult. 313 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,320 I don't expect you to understand what that feels like. 314 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:25,240 [Elizabeth] So... congratulations. 315 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000 Thank you. 316 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:29,960 Thank you, Mummy. 317 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:32,840 [receiver clatters] 318 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,640 [breathes deeply] 319 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,160 It's done. 320 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,320 [receiver clatters] 321 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,200 [somber music builds slowly] 322 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,320 [breathes shakily] 323 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,400 [chuckles lightly] 324 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,160 [pensive music playing] 325 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:32,800 Darling... 326 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,080 [continues indistinctly] 327 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:40,920 [pensive music rises and fades] 328 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,040 [speaking indistinctly] 329 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,440 How was it with the boys today? 330 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,520 Fine. 331 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:11,440 - That's a relief. - They supported the idea of the marriage. 332 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,160 Slightly through gritted teeth. 333 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,240 [chuckles] 334 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,160 Harry's more gritted than William's. 335 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,160 [Philip] Hmm. I'm not surprised. 336 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,720 I worry about Harry. 337 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,520 [Philip] Ah, well, we all do. 338 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,880 Some time in the army should sort him out. 339 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,120 Everything all right? 340 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:38,960 I think so. 341 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,280 Though, as you predicted, 342 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:45,560 all this talk of my funeral has stirred things up a bit. 343 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,640 Anything you want to discuss? 344 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,000 [Elizabeth] Not yet. 345 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,640 Well, in that case, 346 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:02,840 good night. 347 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,080 [Elizabeth] Good night. 348 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,240 - [Elizabeth] Wait. Wait. - [snuffling] 349 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,480 [Elizabeth] Thank you. 350 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,480 [bagpipes playing] 351 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,560 [dogs whimpering] 352 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,640 [dogs snuffling] 353 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,920 [dog barks, whimpering] 354 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:58,960 [dog barks] 355 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,640 {\an8}[door opens] 356 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,240 Your Majesty. 357 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,600 - You asked to see me. - [Elizabeth] I did. 358 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:12,440 I hope you know 359 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,800 how much everyone appreciates your beautiful music every day. 360 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:20,800 I don't mind telling you, there are days when I wake up and it all feels a bit... 361 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,440 Then I hear you play, and all that goes away. 362 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,120 Thank you, ma'am. 363 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:30,320 They've got me planning my funeral at the moment. 364 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,680 Just as a precaution. 365 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,920 And I'm in the process of choosing the music 366 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:39,040 and wondered if there was a tune for the pipes you thought might work. 367 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:41,800 Uh... 368 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,120 [hesitates] There are a number of laments 369 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,080 written for fallen soldiers, ma'am. 370 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,200 "I Will Go Home to Kintail" springs to mind. 371 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,520 "Lord Lovat's Lament." 372 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,920 But is there a particular one that you like? 373 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:57,880 What, me, ma'am? 374 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,240 Yes, Pipes. You. 375 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:04,280 [exhales shakily] 376 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,160 Uh... there is... 377 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:10,640 there is one 378 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,000 that I particularly like. 379 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,240 It's "Sleep Dearie Sleep." 380 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:19,680 Will you play it for me? 381 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:25,920 What, now? 382 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,000 Why not? 383 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,040 Inside? 384 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:30,960 It's a hell of a din, ma'am. 385 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,440 It's not a din to me. 386 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,320 [breathing deeply] 387 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:51,760 [pipes humming] 388 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,120 ["Sleep Dearie Sleep" playing on bagpipes] 389 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:11,960 [chuckles softly] 390 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:33,040 ♪ Soldier, lie down ♪ 391 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:36,720 ♪ On your wee pickle straw ♪ 392 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:42,120 ♪ It's not very broad ♪ 393 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:46,880 ♪ And it's not very braw ♪ 394 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:51,560 ♪ But, dearie, it's better ♪ 395 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:55,560 ♪ Than nothing at all ♪ 396 00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:58,680 ♪ Sleep ♪ 397 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,720 ♪ Dearie ♪ 398 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,520 ♪ Sleep ♪ 399 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,000 [song ends] 400 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,480 Ta-da! Here we go! 401 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,440 [Harry] What about an astronaut? 402 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,200 - Or a cowboy? - [Harry] No, he's more of a goodie-goodie. 403 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,480 - Or a dick. - I'm going as a lion. 404 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,640 - Oh, the Lion King. - Oh, arf-arf. 405 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,160 I'm going to go as... What about Biggles? 406 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,600 - What's that got to do with colonialism? - [Kate] Will. 407 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,240 Germany had an empire, didn't they? 408 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,640 What about this? 409 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,560 I don't know. Maybe cover the swastika? 410 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,680 Oh, come on. Wearing the outfit doesn't make him a Nazi. 411 00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,840 - Isn't that the joke? - How about that wedding dress for you? 412 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:07,000 Come on. Don't pretend you haven't already thought about it. 413 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,080 [both chuckling lightly] 414 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,440 - Thanks, Harry. Nice touch. - [Kate] Your brother... 415 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:15,120 - Where's Guy? - Oh, you've got... 416 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,680 - It's so cute. - [Guy] Hello! 417 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:20,760 The fuck? 418 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,040 Who stole my ganja? 419 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,640 - Oh my God. - Whoo. 420 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,280 - [laughing] - That's my grandmother. 421 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:27,640 ♪ I like the way you move ♪ 422 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,280 [all shouting] 423 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:32,120 ["I Like the Way You Move" by Body Rockers playing] 424 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,400 [Guy] Hello, darlings! 425 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:37,720 Queenie's here! 426 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,120 Hello! How you doing? 427 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,320 - All right, mate? - I'm good. 428 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,600 [laughing] 429 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:45,800 This is incredible! 430 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,800 Granny, what are you doing? 431 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:50,880 What am I doing? 432 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,120 I'm being fun! 433 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,840 - They have a band. - They have a band. They... 434 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:56,480 What are you doing? 435 00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:58,440 Guy. Guy. 436 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,680 - That's naughty. - Is he going onto the stage? 437 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,760 Excuse me! I'm sorry. 438 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,160 ["I Want to Break Free" by Queen playing] 439 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,080 Yes! Go on, Guy! 440 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,560 ♪ I want to break free ♪ 441 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,480 [all cheering] 442 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,160 ♪ I want to break free ♪ 443 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:24,040 ♪ I want to break free from your lies ♪ 444 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:26,120 ♪ You're so self-satisfied ♪ 445 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,560 ♪ I don't need you ♪ 446 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,520 ♪ I want to break free ♪ 447 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,720 ["Phat Planet" by Leftfield playing] 448 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,760 [indistinct conversation] 449 00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:59,600 Fuck. 450 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,600 - Have you got a phone? - Yes, I've got a phone. 451 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,520 [speaking indistinctly] 452 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,080 [camera clicking] 453 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:20,920 [electronic music ends] 454 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,600 Sir. 455 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:47,680 Oh shit. 456 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,560 [tense music playing] 457 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,000 [sighs] 458 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,040 Oh, Harry. 459 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:06,640 God. 460 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,280 [kettle clattering] 461 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:10,520 [shouting] Fuck! Fuck! 462 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,400 Fuck. 463 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,640 Fuck. 464 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,680 I was a troublemaker at school. 465 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,480 Repeatedly caned by my housemaster. 466 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,120 Six of the best. [exhales] 467 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,360 We all make mistakes in the flushes of youth. 468 00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,240 Rarely as gross a misjudgment as this. 469 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,960 A swastika armband two weeks before Holocaust Memorial Day. 470 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:39,560 There's a great deal of affection in the country for Harry. 471 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,960 An apology, followed by a... 472 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:47,000 a period of contrition... should pave the way for forgiveness. 473 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:51,000 Is that the advice you'll be giving yourself over Iraq? 474 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:56,480 I think we can agree things are not working out too well over there. 475 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:03,720 My hope is that... the democratic elections scheduled for the end of this month 476 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:07,360 will form the beginnings of an exit strategy that should allow us 477 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,240 to close this chapter and move on. 478 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,720 Exit strategy. 479 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,200 Ma'am? 480 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,680 That's a subject that's been coming up a lot recently. 481 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,560 You've got to thread it through. 482 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:36,640 [projector whirring] 483 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:37,720 No, thread... 484 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:42,640 Yes, all right, thank you. I think... I remember now. Thank you. 485 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,440 Must go through... 486 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:50,720 Thank you. 487 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:55,840 That's it. That's it. 488 00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:58,840 No, why hasn't it gone through? 489 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,600 It's meant to go under here. 490 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:02,400 And it hasn't. 491 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:03,920 That's it. Right about... 492 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:05,720 Stop that. 493 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:07,280 No. 494 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:08,640 Yes! 495 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,400 [projector whirring] 496 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,040 Oh, bingo. 497 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:16,920 Oh, good. 498 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,280 [gentle instrumental music plays] 499 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000 [children's laughter echoes distantly] 500 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000 [somber music builds slowly] 501 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,320 [breathes deeply] 502 00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:58,960 Ma'am. 503 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:00,560 [inhales sharply] 504 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,800 [exhales and breathes deeply] 505 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:24,000 Oh! There you are. 506 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:27,240 - Yes, here I still am. - No breakfast? 507 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,360 Wasn't hungry. 508 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:31,120 Not like you. 509 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,200 How was Harry? 510 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,880 A bit subdued. 511 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:57,440 His father's got him mucking out pigs as punishment. 512 00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,520 That feels a little Old Testament. 513 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,240 [Philip] I agree. 514 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:06,480 Harry was foolish to go to that party dressed in that costume, 515 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,960 but he was bloody unlucky 516 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,680 that a fellow guest should go to the newspapers like that. 517 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:12,760 Yes. 518 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:17,440 So I phoned the costume rental shop, gave them a piece of my mind. 519 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:18,800 Why? 520 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,880 [Philip] What will it take to get you to understand, hmm? 521 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,920 Should I draw it in sodding crayon? 522 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,200 The uniform was inaccurate. 523 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,200 The German Afrika Korps never wore swastikas. 524 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,240 [laughing] 525 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:40,040 A fact I impressed upon the Sandhurst top brass, 526 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,040 who happily agree this latest episode 527 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:46,240 should not prevent Harry entering officer training. 528 00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:47,240 Oh, well done. 529 00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,920 - To ban him would be madness. - [Elizabeth] Mmm. 530 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,160 And would only exacerbate the real problem. 531 00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:54,440 Which is? 532 00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,560 [Philip] A lack of a sense of purpose, 533 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,760 due to a failure of responsible parenting. 534 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:03,440 Yes. 535 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,520 Do you want to discuss anything before I go? 536 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:10,560 About what? 537 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:15,080 Well, the funeral. What it might have stirred up for you. 538 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:17,000 No. 539 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,080 Thank you. 540 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,440 Right, well, I'll be off. 541 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,400 Duty calls. 542 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:26,800 [sighs] 543 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,040 You coward. Why didn't you tell him? 544 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:44,920 What you've been thinking since you first started working on your funeral. 545 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000 In fact, since the golden jubilee. 546 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,880 How tired... no, not just tired, 547 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:54,200 exhausted you are by it all. 548 00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:56,920 Yes. 549 00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:00,000 [grunts softly] 550 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,280 How ready for a rest. 551 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,360 [somber music builds slowly] 552 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,720 And, at the same time, how ready he suddenly looks. 553 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,040 Who? 554 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:12,680 Charles. 555 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:15,880 Oh, him. 556 00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:17,760 Yes. 557 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,680 [footsteps receding] 558 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,520 [water running] 559 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:32,640 You even have precedent. Queen Wilhelmina of the Netherlands was 68 560 00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:34,840 when she stepped down in favor of her daughter. 561 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,080 Charlotte of Luxembourg was also in her late sixties. 562 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,840 That's the Netherlands and Luxembourg. Bicycle monarchies. Not the same thing. 563 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:44,160 It's exactly the same thing. And, in both cases, a great success. 564 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,920 You've been on the throne for over half a century. 565 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,400 - Longer than any queen. - Apart from Queen Victoria. 566 00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,520 How effective was she by the end? 567 00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:00,480 Rheumatic and blind, weak and unwell. Hidden away on the Isle of Wight. 568 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:03,160 You're almost 80 years old. 569 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:04,720 So everyone keeps reminding me. 570 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,560 That's nearly 20 years past the retirement age for women. 571 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,360 - No need to go on. - That's what I'm saying. 572 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:12,240 No need to go on. 573 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,680 Your first loyalty's always been to the Crown. 574 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,320 Sometimes at the expense of being a mother. 575 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:25,120 Stepping down... is the right thing to do. 576 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:27,760 As Queen and as a mother. 577 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:41,280 [man] Your Majesty. 578 00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:54,280 [somber music swells] 579 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:06,320 [music fades out] 580 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:09,240 Everyone has now agreed on a date for the wedding. 581 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:13,120 Ninth of April. At the Guildhall in Windsor. 582 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:18,840 Oh, we also felt, given your role as head of the Church of England 583 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:22,280 and the Church's position that marriage is a lifelong commitment, 584 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:26,480 that it would be wrong for you to attend the ceremony in person. 585 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:27,680 [Elizabeth] Mmm. 586 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,400 The idea being you can watch the coverage on television 587 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:34,000 and, uh... and then join everyone for the service at St. George's Chapel. 588 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:36,680 And the reception at Windsor Castle. 589 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:42,840 Has the prime minister been invited to the reception? 590 00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:44,280 Yes, ma'am. 591 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,960 - And the leader of the opposition? - Yes. 592 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,000 And the Archbishop of Canterbury? 593 00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:50,520 Yes. 594 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,640 And there will be an opportunity for me to say a few words? 595 00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:59,720 Oh, I'm sure everyone would be delighted. Would you like me to draft something? 596 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,880 That won't be necessary. I'll write something myself. 597 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,480 That's all. Thank you, Robin. 598 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,400 [Harry] You were all for the uniform in the costume shop. Egging me on. 599 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,640 - Suddenly you're Mr. Morality. - [William] Oh, right. 600 00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:26,960 Stabbing me in the back. 601 00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,240 How many faces does this man have? 602 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,200 Not sure I like who you're turning into. 603 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:34,720 - Not sure I like who you've been. - Can you stop bickering? I beg you. 604 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:36,800 [lilting instrumental music plays] 605 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:38,360 [Camilla] How was supper? 606 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,920 Well, I'm sad to say it was all rather unpleasant. 607 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,880 - The boys were snapping at each other. - Well, that's just boys. 608 00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:46,760 Can I make one request? 609 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,680 That you don't make my wedding day a misery. 610 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,280 I've waited too long for it. 611 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:58,560 Yes, but you didn't witness it. It was horrid how they were to each other. 612 00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,080 Vicious and unkind. 613 00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:04,200 [Camilla] They're young. Riding the waves of emotion. 614 00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,480 Understandable after what they've been through. 615 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:11,440 [Charles] Are they going to blame me, do you think, and hold me responsible 616 00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,320 for the way they've turned out? 617 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,120 Well, being their father, you are responsible. 618 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:18,280 For making it better. 619 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,680 As soon as they're through tomorrow, everything will be fine. 620 00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:26,280 Well, I do hope so. 621 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,200 And how are you? 622 00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:29,240 Me? 623 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,320 I'm all right. 624 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:36,280 My sister persuaded me to get a fake tan, so now I smell like the dog's blanket. 625 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,360 [chuckling] 626 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,160 Are you having any last-minute doubts? 627 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:45,760 Not me. 628 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,120 I'm in. 629 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,000 For all of it? 630 00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:55,680 For whatever being married to you turns out to be. 631 00:42:56,480 --> 00:43:01,440 Well, you might find out what that entails sooner than you imagine. 632 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,040 What's that supposed to mean? 633 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,880 Well, I've been told that the Queen intends to make a speech 634 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,360 at the reception afterwards. 635 00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:12,040 A speech which nobody's seen 636 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:15,880 and which she's, um... written herself. 637 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:20,760 It feels like she's planning a big announcement. 638 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,680 My father met with Anne to ask what she thought was in it, 639 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:28,160 but she's as baffled as the rest of us. 640 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:32,400 Then Anne rang Andrew, and he went riding with the Queen, 641 00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,080 but, well, you know Andrew. 642 00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:35,480 Drew a complete blank. 643 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,440 So if her intention was to set tongues wagging, 644 00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:41,120 she's certainly succeeded. 645 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:46,040 Don't give it any further thought. 646 00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:47,840 Yes. 647 00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,040 Just think about the boys. 648 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,240 Thank you, darling. 649 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,600 [receiver clatters] 650 00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,560 [lilting instrumental music ends] 651 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:13,800 Here. 652 00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:18,240 Dinner was weird. 653 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:22,120 Yeah. 654 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,720 When he overcompensates like that... 655 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,720 "This can be an exciting new chapter for us all." 656 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:33,800 Barf. [exhales] 657 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,680 A few years ago, it would have pissed me off. 658 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:38,920 Now I just don't care. 659 00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:47,280 I heard Granny's going to make a speech at the wedding. 660 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,840 Would you like to know what else I heard? 661 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:57,040 That she's going to use the occasion to tell the family she's standing down. 662 00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,600 - After 50 years in the job. - She'd never do that. 663 00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,520 And even if she did, why on Pa's big day? 664 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,960 Because it's the wedding present he most wants? 665 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,200 - He does want it, doesn't he? - Craves it. 666 00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:11,760 [both scoff softly] 667 00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:13,880 For him and for Camilla. 668 00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:20,000 If she did, know what else it would mean? 669 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:22,960 It would be you next. 670 00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:25,680 That'd make you William the... 671 00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:26,760 Fifth. 672 00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:28,520 Better than Second. 673 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:32,560 - He was assassinated by his brother. - [chuckles] Was he? 674 00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:35,840 Who, would you believe, was also called Prince Harry. 675 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,720 He had William killed in a shooting "accident," 676 00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:42,080 then galloped off to Winchester to claim the throne for himself. 677 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,080 [both chuckling softly] 678 00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,880 Don't worry, mate. I wouldn't do that to you. 679 00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:59,040 [light instrumental music builds slowly] 680 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,120 [indistinct overlapping chatter] 681 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:02,240 - Really? - Yeah. 682 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:07,800 Good spot for it. 683 00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:39,760 And a white one. 684 00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:42,520 For the boys. 685 00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,320 [lively overlapping chatter] 686 00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:22,480 [music fades out] 687 00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:24,960 - [crowd chattering] - [jaunty music playing] 688 00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:29,960 [hydraulics hissing] 689 00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:31,360 [girls screaming] 690 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:32,440 Hello. 691 00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:34,280 Yeah. 692 00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:35,840 Bye. 693 00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:39,360 Hello. 694 00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:44,480 [newsreader] The cheers from the crowds lining the streets of Windsor 695 00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,320 can be heard for miles around 696 00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:49,040 as Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles 697 00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:52,840 pass through them on the way to their civil marriage ceremony. 698 00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,360 Wonderful scenes here as the royal couple smiles 699 00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,520 and waves to the hundreds of well-wishers 700 00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,720 who have been waiting since dawn to get the best view 701 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,080 of the happy couple. 702 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,840 And they've just arrived at the Guildhall, 703 00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:08,080 stepping out of the Queen's own Rolls-Royce Phantom VI, 704 00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:12,040 which was originally presented to Her Majesty in 1978. 705 00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:14,440 I don't know what you think you're doing. 706 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,040 [Elizabeth] I'm doing the sensible thing. 707 00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:18,400 The responsible thing. 708 00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:24,000 If we're not careful, if I go on another 20, 25 years, 709 00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,560 a tired, white-haired geriatric queen 710 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:30,320 will hand over to a tired, white-haired geriatric Prince of Wales. 711 00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:31,400 Those are the rules. 712 00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:35,560 But if he were then to go on another 20, 25 years, 713 00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:38,880 it would mean that for the next half century, 714 00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:42,120 the British monarchy would be a very decrepit experience indeed. 715 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,000 Is that the right thing to do to the institution? 716 00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,880 Charles is in the prime of his life now. 717 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,720 Honestly, I've never heard so much nonsense. 718 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,760 Have you forgotten the oath that you took? I declare... 719 00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,760 ...before you all that my whole life, 720 00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:59,760 whether it be long or short, shall be devoted to your service. 721 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:03,280 You're fit enough to ride and drive. You're fit enough to wear the crown. 722 00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,280 You remember what Queen Mary told you. 723 00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:10,360 - Another geriatric. - [door opens] 724 00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:12,200 [lilting instrumental music plays] 725 00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:15,080 Monarchy is something you are, not what you do. 726 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:17,200 The Crown is a symbol of permanence. 727 00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,440 Of stability. Of continuity. 728 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:24,160 If you step down, you will be symbolizing instability and impermanence. 729 00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:28,480 You'll also be indicating the luxury of choice, 730 00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,440 which is the one thing we cannot have 731 00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:32,840 if we claim the Crown is also our birthright. 732 00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:36,120 So you would have a superannuated old lady running the show 733 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,920 while a fit, energetic Prince of Wales watches on, 734 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,720 straining at the leash. 735 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,200 [young Elizabeth] But I don't see you as decrepit. 736 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:46,920 Since the jubilee, since Mummy's death, I see you as liberated. 737 00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:49,520 Confident. 738 00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:52,520 You say that Charles is in his prime. 739 00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,960 Well, I see you in yours. 740 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,000 And admit it. 741 00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:06,400 You sometimes think there's a difference between you and the rest of the family. 742 00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:10,320 Yes. 743 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,400 It comes naturally to you. 744 00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,080 They all seem to make such a mess of it. 745 00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:20,040 I didn't say that. 746 00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:24,640 No, but you've thought it. 747 00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:25,720 Privately. 748 00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:28,760 And with good reason. 749 00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:34,600 This system is a dreadful thing to inflict upon people. 750 00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,120 It's not natural. 751 00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:39,040 It's not fair. 752 00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:41,200 It's not kind. 753 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,840 But you seem to thrive in it. 754 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:50,400 And, more importantly, it seems to thrive under you. 755 00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:56,440 So, shouldn't you stay for every single day that you can? 756 00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,640 But what about the life I put aside? 757 00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:05,720 [melancholy music builds slowly] 758 00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,200 The woman I put aside 759 00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,040 when I became Queen. 760 00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,240 What sort of question is that? 761 00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:20,520 For years now, 762 00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,920 there has been just one Elizabeth. 763 00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:26,160 Queen Elizabeth. 764 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:32,680 If you went looking for Elizabeth Windsor, 765 00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,160 you wouldn't find her. 766 00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:38,360 She's gone. 767 00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:41,560 Long gone. 768 00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:45,760 You buried her years ago. 769 00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:03,520 [music fades out] 770 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:07,000 [newsreader] And here they are, His Royal Highness the Prince of Wales 771 00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,200 and Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Cornwall 772 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:12,680 facing the public for the first time as man and wife. 773 00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:16,440 No fairy-tale kiss from the happy couple for the onlookers. 774 00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,120 Instead, smiles and a brief wave. 775 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,000 Ready? 776 00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:29,040 Yes, I think so. 777 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:32,400 This, um... 778 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,280 This speech you're about to make. 779 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:37,480 - Yes? - [chuckles softly] 780 00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:40,280 Everyone's got their knickers in a twist about it. 781 00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:44,680 - [Elizabeth] Have they? - You sure you don't want to discuss it? 782 00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:46,160 Quite sure. Thank you. 783 00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:50,960 Come on. 784 00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:53,640 ["Praise, My Soul, the King of Heaven" playing on organ] 785 00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:56,480 ♪ Praise, my soul ♪ 786 00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:01,160 ♪ The King of Heaven ♪ 787 00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:08,080 ♪ To his feet, thy tribute bring ♪ 788 00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:13,960 ♪ Ransomed, healed, restored, forgiven... ♪ 789 00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:15,440 [priest] Almighty God, 790 00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,720 father of our Lord, Jesus Christ, 791 00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,520 maker of all things, 792 00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:22,280 judge of all men. 793 00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:27,960 We acknowledge and bewail our manifold sins and wickedness, 794 00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:31,760 which we from time to time most grievously have committed 795 00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:36,360 by thought, word, and deed against thy divine majesty, 796 00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:41,760 provoking most justly thy wrath and indignation against us. 797 00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:44,360 We do earnestly repent 798 00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:48,040 and are heartily sorry for these, our misdoings. 799 00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:51,760 The remembrance of them is grievous unto us. 800 00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:54,400 The burden of them is intolerable. 801 00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:59,600 Have mercy upon us, have mercy upon us, most merciful Father. 802 00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:02,080 Forgive us all that is past. 803 00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:07,880 Grant that we may ever hereafter serve and please thee in newness of life. 804 00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:11,160 In the honor and glory of thy name. 805 00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:13,760 - Amen. - Amen. 806 00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:21,360 [classical wedding tune playing] 807 00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,360 [indistinct chattering] 808 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,440 [overlapping chatter and laughter] 809 00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:40,960 Sorry. Excuse me. Beg your pardon. Thank you very much. 810 00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:54,400 Ready for you, ma'am. 811 00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:57,480 Thank you. 812 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,480 Pray silence for Her Majesty the Queen. 813 00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:14,560 [crowd hushes] 814 00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:25,320 Thank you. 815 00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:33,600 I suppose one has to start these things with an introduction. 816 00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:37,960 For those of you who don't know me, I am the mother of the groom. 817 00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:40,840 [all laughing] 818 00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:46,880 Today has been a memorable day, 819 00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:51,200 with a single happy event bringing the whole nation together. 820 00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:55,840 The Grand National steeplechase finished 20 minutes ago, 821 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:59,440 and the results were as follows. Hedgehunter, the 7-1 favorite, 822 00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:02,880 ridden by Ruby Walsh, trained by Willie Mullins, 823 00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,200 won the race by 14 lengths. 824 00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:08,560 Royal Eclair finished second, Simply Gifted third. 825 00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:10,640 [guests laughing] 826 00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:11,800 In other news, 827 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,520 there is a small family wedding in the Windsor area... 828 00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:17,040 [laughter] 829 00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:19,440 ...which the police are keeping their eyes on. 830 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:22,720 Chief Constable Darren Dedds said he was hoping 831 00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:27,000 that displays of excessive exuberance would be kept to a minimum. 832 00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:28,800 Is she looking at you? She is. 833 00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:30,160 [laughter] 834 00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:31,400 She means the boys. 835 00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:34,400 Almost 650 years ago, 836 00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:39,680 the chapel at Windsor played host to the wedding of another Prince of Wales, 837 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,280 Edward, the Black Prince. 838 00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:46,880 The young Edward was widely expected to marry a European princess, 839 00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:48,520 but Edward had other ideas. 840 00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:52,320 He set his heart on a woman he had known his whole life, 841 00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:54,520 slightly his senior, 842 00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:58,200 a mother who had previously been married. 843 00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:05,000 What ensued was a devoted, loving marriage 844 00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:07,200 that would last their whole lives. 845 00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:09,280 [guests] Hear, hear. 846 00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:11,440 Charles, 847 00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:15,960 I know that over the years, it hasn't been easy. 848 00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:19,680 Being Prince of Wales is hardly a recipe for happiness. 849 00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:21,360 History has taught us that. 850 00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:24,640 To be condemned to watch an old parent 851 00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:29,720 do a job one can imagine oneself doing better, for years and years... 852 00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:31,800 [laughter rises and fades] 853 00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:36,800 It is to your great credit that you have filled this vacuum 854 00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,560 not, like several predecessors, 855 00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:42,520 with idleness and excess, 856 00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:47,320 but with a great swell of activity and charitable endeavor. 857 00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,760 [guests] Hear, hear. 858 00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:58,040 - Harry. She skipped it. - Skipped it? 859 00:57:58,120 --> 00:57:59,200 [Elizabeth] And now, 860 00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:02,000 a word of thanks to Camilla. 861 00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:06,600 It can't have been easy for you either over the years. 862 00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:12,560 But your good cheer and warm humanity work wonderfully in your favor... 863 00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:14,160 [guests] Hear, hear. 864 00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:18,640 ...both as a strength and stay for the Prince of Wales... 865 00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:24,240 and as an addition to this family. 866 00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:26,320 Thank you 867 00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:29,920 for your patience and forbearance. 868 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:35,760 So, now will you all raise your glasses to the young couple? 869 00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:37,720 [guests laughing] 870 00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:39,760 Charles and Camilla. 871 00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:42,000 [guests] Charles and Camilla. 872 00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:44,080 [cheers and applause] 873 00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:56,160 [girl] I'm gonna get you! 874 00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:59,360 - [girls chattering] - Girls! Oi! 875 00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:01,800 [girls laughing] 876 00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:02,880 [girl] This way! 877 00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:06,200 [squeals] No, can't get me! 878 00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:09,600 Nice speech, Granny. 879 00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:13,320 - Thank you. - Though surprisingly short. 880 00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:16,000 Sure you didn't forget half of it? 881 00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:19,520 - I don't know what you're talking about. - [chuckles softly] 882 00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:22,920 What do you think? 883 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,080 [Harry] I've got you! 884 00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:25,160 Lovely. 885 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:28,800 It's better than the beer cans Harold wanted to tie to the bumper. 886 00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:29,920 [Elizabeth chuckles] 887 00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:32,160 Be kind to him. 888 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:37,160 In many ways, it's harder being number two than number one. 889 00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:40,280 The system protects number one. 890 00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:43,080 Number two tends to... 891 00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:44,160 Go mad? 892 00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:48,800 I was going to say, "need extra care and attention." 893 00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:50,920 - Got you! - Harry, put me down! 894 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,640 - [man] Ma'am. - Ah. 895 00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:53,760 Photographs. 896 00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:58,080 Very good. Let's go inside, come on. 897 01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:03,160 - Very good. - [William sniffs] 898 01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:08,920 - Come on. - [photographer] Your Royal Highnesses. 899 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,520 Your future Majesty. 900 01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:12,080 [camera clicks] 901 01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:13,440 [photographer] Thank you. 902 01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:15,960 Your Royal Highnesses, thank you very much. 903 01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:18,280 Ladies and gentlemen! Tutti! 904 01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:19,400 Come on. 905 01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:24,080 Girls, if you're gonna have them, keep them down, 906 01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:26,560 and shush. Be quiet. 907 01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:27,640 [chuckles] 908 01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:39,240 [Philip] Charles. Charles. 909 01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:40,320 Where's Harry? 910 01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:41,960 Harry! 911 01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:45,640 - There's the Queen. - Ready for you, Your Majesty. 912 01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:47,920 Right. For goodness' sake! Get out of the way! 913 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,520 [photographer] This way, please, everyone! 914 01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:53,000 Our revels now are ended. 915 01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:56,200 These, our actors, as I foretold you, 916 01:00:56,280 --> 01:01:00,040 were all spirits and melted into air. 917 01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:03,200 For God's sake, take the bloody photograph, will you? 918 01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:05,400 Here we go. 919 01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:06,600 [Philip] Good God. 920 01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:09,840 [photographer] All's well that ends well. 921 01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:12,680 Still, it defines the Crown. 922 01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:13,840 Oh Jesus Christ. 923 01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,720 What e'er the course, 924 01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:17,960 the end is the renown. 925 01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:21,640 [Philip] There you go. That's it. All right. 926 01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:22,640 There we go. 927 01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:24,720 [overlapping chatter and laughter] 928 01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:33,480 [photographer] This way, please! This way, everyone, please! Thank you! 929 01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:36,280 Thank you. Well, that was a surprise. 930 01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:38,120 Where did they get those? 931 01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:40,200 [lilting choral music playing] 932 01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:50,240 [overlapping chatter] 933 01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:12,160 [Philip] Ah! 934 01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:15,120 There you are. 935 01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:16,200 [Elizabeth] Yes. 936 01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:19,200 Here I still am. 937 01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:20,280 [Philip chuckles] 938 01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:25,960 Good day, I think. 939 01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:27,280 Oh yes. 940 01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:30,280 I had the winner on three of the four races at Aintree. 941 01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:32,120 How are you planning on celebrating? 942 01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:33,880 Ooh, night on the town? 943 01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:36,800 - Joyriding? Ram-raiding? - [Philip chuckles] 944 01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:40,000 Give Chief Constable Dedds something to worry about after all. 945 01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:42,240 Well done with the speech. 946 01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:43,880 - Thank you. - It was funny. 947 01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:46,280 Don't sound so surprised. 948 01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:49,840 And not a hint of the torment you've been going through. 949 01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:51,960 Was it that obvious? 950 01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:53,040 Yes. 951 01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:56,240 But the right decision has been made. 952 01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:02,080 You will continue as Queen for as long as you possibly can, for one reason. 953 01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:04,480 - Because those are the rules. - No. 954 01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:09,400 Because those that come after you are not remotely ready to take over. 955 01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:13,400 No, but I wasn't either. Remember? I was so young. 956 01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:16,320 Ah, no, no. You were always ready. 957 01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:18,320 You were born ready. 958 01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:21,280 You are one of a kind. 959 01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:25,080 By contrast, this lot... 960 01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:27,720 Mmm? 961 01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:31,640 The good thing is, it's not our problem. 962 01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:35,880 This is where we will be, you and I. 963 01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:38,120 Right under this stone. 964 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:44,160 We'll never hear the screams from inside there. 965 01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:45,240 Philip. 966 01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:46,600 What? 967 01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:48,240 You know I'm right. 968 01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:53,600 The system makes no sense anymore to those outside it, 969 01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:55,600 nor to those of us inside it. 970 01:03:58,120 --> 01:03:59,840 [breathes deeply] 971 01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:02,680 All human things are subject to decay 972 01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:05,040 And when fate summons 973 01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:07,920 Even monarchs must obey 974 01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:14,280 We're a dying breed, you and I. 975 01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:20,480 Oh, I'm sure everyone will carry on, pretending all is well. 976 01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:23,280 But the party's over. 977 01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:28,360 The good news is, 978 01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:32,800 that while Rome burns and the temple falls, 979 01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:37,600 we will sleep, dearie, sleep. 980 01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:39,640 Oh! 981 01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:41,000 You looked. 982 01:04:41,080 --> 01:04:42,320 [chuckles] Yes. 983 01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:45,400 A piper's lament. 984 01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:49,720 Your sole musical choice. 985 01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:52,200 It's very you. 986 01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:57,480 And your coffin being driven in an old Land Rover is very you. 987 01:04:57,560 --> 01:04:58,720 Oh! 988 01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:00,680 - You looked. - I did. 989 01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:04,680 Well... 990 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,240 I'll leave you to it. 991 01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:13,760 Say one for me? 992 01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:34,080 ["Sleep Dearie Sleep" playing on bagpipes] 993 01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:07,360 [regal instrumental music joins bagpipes] 994 01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:44,800 [regal music swells] 995 01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:58,680 [bagpipes rise] 996 01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:18,840 [closing chord rises and falls] 997 01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:24,880 [gentle instrumental music plays]