This week,
our Islanders faced the ultimate loyalty test.
Where've you been? What's happening in there?
Casa wreaked carnage...
Man, that is rotten. Horrible.
Disgusting!
...leading to dramatic splits...
♪ Crazy world... ♪
Smashing. Ow!
...locked lips...
Give Aidan a kiss.
Oh, my God. That's gonna be taken so out of context.
...and a tweak of Lorenzo's nips.
You twiddling your nipple hairs? High-five, Lorenzo.
It's an unmissable hour of villa thrills...
♪ It's a crazy world... ♪
Let me hear you guys say "Hell yeah!"
Hell yeah! ♪ Crazy world... ♪
...spills... Ooh, shit!
Our Islanders never bottle out.
Oh, fuck!
We take the last week of unseen footage and turn it on its head.
What humiliation ritual am my doing this week?
Oh, I keep forgetting I'm mic'd up! So trust the process...
The process. What? What?
...and put your best foot forward... And now little flutters.
...because this is Love Island: Unseen Bits!
Oh, my God.
'Habanera'
Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits, the show that goes with the flow.
Yo, it's Aidan Money on the mic
Yeah, I'm here I'm at Casa right now
We're introduced To six beautiful women
We're gonna get kissing, yeah, uh... Mm.
Yes, it's Casa Amor week.
IMITATES EXPLOSION
It's our very own Love Rivals.
'Queen Of The Night'
Expect two villas' worth of action...
I'm not dumb, though. No, you're not dumb.
I just say stupid things.
Yeah. HE LAUGHS
HE FARTS
...where we've plucked out the best unseen clips...
Do you reckon any of the girls can do eyebrows? Yeah. Deffo.
...so brace yourself as we spill the tea...
Oh, shit!
Fuck! Sorry, bro.
I'll just get it washed. I'll just get it washed... Sorry.
Don't worry, don't worry. Oh... Let's get some...
...and let rip with the best unaired gems.
Well, like... Wait, wait, wait.
Listen. Shh, shh, shh, shh. SHE FARTS
LAUGHTER
You absolute minging tramp.
Eurgh!
And it's gonna smell in my area.
It's Love Rivals: The Mallorcan Version.
In Menorca, Menorca. Mallorca.
Mallorca. SHE LAUGHS
Close, though. We're getting there, aren't we?
Best Casa yet, girlies.
ALL TALK AT ONCE
As soon as we announced the new Casa Amor,
things moved quickly.
Although, you might not have realised
thanks to the trademark Love Island slo-mo camera.
Maya moseyed into the villa at a snail's pace.
♪ Ow, ow, ow... ♪ Our six boys then left for Casa...
♪ Ow, ow, ow... ♪
...and six new girls idled their way into Casa
like they had all the time in the world.
Chop-chop!
♪ When two tribes go to war... ♪ Wedges on the waste grounds?
Did you not attend your health and safety induction?
♪ Go to war Go to war... ♪
And some new boys gently strolled into the villa.
Any chance we can get a wriggle on?
I love a good slo-mo as much as the next man,
but we've got urgent unseen clips that need watching.
Men, come to us.
ASAP.
CHEERING
LAUGHTER
Agh!
Fuck, it's gone all in my eye.
Argh!
Ah.
Hold on. I need to sort my eyes out.
Oops, sorry, Lorenzo,
maybe if it was still in slo-mo, you might have dodged that.
'You Are So Beautiful' by Alexander L'Estrange
Before we let our Casa beauties enter the villa,
we found them on a mountaintop.
And they all just wanted to talk about one thing.
♪ Beautiful... ♪
'I'm Tommy, I'm 23, I'm an events owner.
'My hair is dark blonde, medium length and pushed back.'
♪ Beautiful... ♪
'My hair is dark brown with waves.'
Well, luckily, we have just the thing for them.
Casa Amor more will make you and your hair look sexy.
♪ Beautiful... ♪
'I have long blonde hair.
'I usually have my hair straight and long.'
♪ You are so beautiful... ♪
No worries, Mara.
Casa Amor more will take you and your hair to paradise.
'Right now my hair is in corn rows.'
♪ Beautiful... ♪
'Six corn rows.'
♪ Beautiful... ♪
'I've got long blonde hair,
'and I love having it in a bouncy wave.'
♪ Beautiful... ♪
I love a bouncy wave too.
And with Casa Amor, it will just keep on bouncing.
WILL, MUFFLEDLY: 'So, I've got black hair...'
Sorry, what was that, Will?
Can we get closer to Will, please?
♪ Oh, you are so beautiful... ♪
'So, I've got short black hair with a buzz cut and a skin fade.'
♪ Beautiful... ♪
Casa Amor, the new advanced Series 13 Formula.
Because if you don't look good, we don't look good.
♪ Beautiful. ♪
At Casa, the cava that popped in Lorenzo's face earlier
had now dried up, but there was still plenty of dry chat
to go around.
I'm Finn, 23.
And I'm a builder living in Essex. LAUGHTER
Oh, no, this just sounds like a job interview now. It does, doesn't it?
Yeah, just have fun, Finn!
When you're spending 24 hours a day with someone,
you do get feelings, strong feelings.
Wait, sorry, I zoned out a bit.
CLATTERING Oh!
Boys, boys, boys.
INDISTINCT CHATTER
I was gonna cut my nails as well. I feel really conscious now.
No, they look nice. SHE SNORTS
I just cannot. No, cos I had to cut my nails.
I've got really bad builders' feet and... I just...
Is that what you do? Yeah, I'm just very, like...
I think that's quite nice, though.
When it comes to, like, being put to the test, yeah,
how you deal with that,
that will really tell me if I should be with you or not.
What tests are we talking about? Anything. Literally anything.
Oh, anything. Anything's up for grabs. Yeah, because...
Something small can be, like...
also be done in a bigger way, but, like, two different ways.
Wait, what?
I'm confused, hon. I'm confused now.
Maybe you should talk. LAUGHTER
What is... "Fu-gu-uh-roba"? HE LAUGHS
What? SHE LAUGHS
"Gu-roba". No, I don't know that one.
That sounds like Spanish.
No, it's African. I just don't know...
It's Shona, but I don't know what it means.
I don't know, I can't even... What was it?
What's the meaning of it?
It's like when my mum's telling me off when I was a kid.
Oh. Ndichakurova.
That's it! Yeah, yeah, yeah. What does it mean? Is it bad?
"I'm gonna hit you", like, "I'm gonna smack you".
Oh... Yeah.
She didn't tell you to say that. No, she didn't.
I was just trying to learn all the... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you like a Welsh man? Yeah.
Aye. No, is it "Aye"? That's not "Aye".
That's Scottish, isn't it? Scottish.
Something like that.
This says "divine", this says "Godspeed".
13's my lucky number. Heart...
My one here is all about friendship and loyalty.
And that one says my name, does it? Which you couldn't even remember.
Nope. I was gonna say I couldn't remember.
LAUGHTER Do you remember my name?
Ugh!
Fuck.
LAUGHTER
OK. Moving on swiftly. Moving on.
Yeah, best move on before someone gets the names wrong again.
Thanks, Norma.
Lawrence.
Damn them!
Being thrown into a new villa full of new girls is a big deal,
and when those girls make you feel small,
flirting with them can be a tall order.
What is your usual type, though?
You said it's someone with a bit of spark, what else?
Confident, tall.
Good looking. Yeah, sorry, can I just say...
Your heels are so... How tall are you without that on?
I don't know.
Is it easy to take them off? I thought you... Yeah.
Come on, show me so. What, do you want to take them off?
No, I...
OK. No, I just said...
I just wanna see how tall you are, that's literally it. Oh, please do.
You're wearing fucking...
It's like you have the Empire State buildings on your feet, man.
Look at the size of that. Yeah, cos they make me look good.
That. Imagine if I added that to me. Thank you for taking my shoes off.
What do we do now? OK, now stand up.
OK. I just wanna see how tall... OK, you are small.
Just was checking. Just checking.
Oh, great, you are undressing me. I am dressing myself back.
Oh, my God. That's gonna be taken so out of context.
LAUGHTER She's on... No...
What? Why can you not just, like, relax and just enjoy the moment?
What the fuck you thinking about?
Guys, sorry to interrupt. Can we do a substitution here?
Is that all right? Yeah, substitution.
Go on. Thank you so much. Fire away.
Also, Aidan, she's not actually that tall.
Wait, what do you mean?
She took off her shoes, and when she stood up,
she's literally this height. Look at the size of the heels.
You need them.
LAUGHTER What do you mean?
Do you think I'm short? You're not tall, are you?
All right, my height is perfectly fine.
Yeah, you tell her, Aidan. Your height is fine
You look totally normal sitting down
Once upon a time in a land far, far away...
Well, in Mallorca.
...three girls were dreaming of their happy ever after.
He's, like, intimidatingly handsome, though.
Yeah.
I don't think I could look him in the eye.
He's like a prince. He looks like a Disney prince.
Yes. He does.
What Disney prince does he look like?
Cos I've literally, in my brain... Lorenzo is Prince Eric.
WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS
For sure. Like, especially with the linen,
cos Eric wears linen. Yeah, linen, yeah.
I think Samraj is the one from Princess And The Frog.
He just gives me that vibe. Confidence...
Or Beauty And The Beast, before he turns into the Beast.
Oh. Yeah.
I love that one. Oh, that's such a good Disney film.
I'm such a Disney girl.
This next unseen clip
is in contest for the Guinness World Record
for how many cushions and grown men can cram onto one Casa daybed.
Let's go back to back. I'll pick a word.
Shall we do rhyming?
You know how we do the song? I'll tell you. The story?
Me and Samraj do it. So, I go...
I pick a word. I'll pick, like, "sky".
So, I'm gonna go...
Yo, yo It's me and the boys
And the...
Oh, that's shit. LAUGHTER
All right, pick a different word. Oh, my God.
OK, let me pick a different word. I'm gonna go with...
I'm gonna go "drink". So...
Yo, it's me and the boys And I need another drink...
I looked at you I gave you a wink...
Yes! See, Samraj, you're giving them everything.
You've gotta go round.
Go on, do another word.
It's me and the boys And we're chilling under the roof...
Saying bye to our girls Like they disappear, like "poof"...
Poof! HE LAUGHS
We're singing this song But I don't know if it's true...
My belly hurts I did a big poof...
Lorenzo's so excited He might go "woof"...
LAUGHTER
That's good.
Simba's crumbling But he thinks he wants to...
Oof...
Oof? Oof.
One, two, three, four, five Chicken thighs...
Sorry. Five thighs.
We have to get it on the cameras. Uncut scenes.
They're not gonna show that.
Oh, they are gonna show that, Lorenzo.
And we just did.
Here's an unseen bit of the Islanders having a quiet moment
before the chaos of Casa Amor.
But the drama is never far away. So, tell me...
It's Casa week on Unseen Bits,
so grab your favourite tipple and your favourite nipple.
My nipples aren't even confident.
Not even confident!
Can you not stare at me while I'm making my nipples confident, please?
Why are you making them confident? Why do you want them confident?
Why not? Are you twiddling your nipple hairs?
High five, Lorenzo! Give me some nipple.
No-one wants a shy nipple.
That's why I've put tassels on mine,
and I'm twirling them for Love Island: Unseen Bits.
We've moved mad through the last week of footage
in search of missed moments from the week,
like this scorching hot lip action...
Agh! What happened?
Oh, it's fucking hot. I burnt my lip on that hot water.
I didn't know it was hot.
...and Samraj blowing smoke.
That actually is vile. It stinks. Oh, man, that is rotten!
Why is everyone farting in this villa? I did not fart.
Because in Casa week, things always get a little fruity.
Boys, is that not the biggest banana you've ever seen?
Yeah, it's quite big.
I've seen bigger, though, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Fuck me, boy. Just putting me to shame.
Yeah, I've seen bigger, bruv.
It's all so exciting, even the villa can't handle it.
Oh, my God. Who kicked this over?
It's Love Island: Unseen Bits!
♪ Underneath the stars. ♪
Earlier, we saw Islanders enjoying a moment of peace and quiet
before the craziness of Casa. But, ooh...
Ah!
Did he just fall over?
Oh, my God, Finley just fell over! Are you OK?
I stubbed my toe.
He's so cute, bless him. FINLEY GROANS
It turns out that Finley's trip to Casa wasn't the only trip this week.
Stick a Solero on it, Finley. That'll take the swelling down.
Being thrown into a new villa full of new girls is a big deal,
and when those girls make you feel small,
flirting with them can be a tall order.
Lorenzo looks the tallest, and he's not even tall.
Simba thought I was six foot six. I thought it was six-six, bro.
You know what I mean? I was like, "Oh, fucking hell, yeah." Thank God!
So that means that if someone comes in here that is six-six,
he's gonna look like eight foot tall.
Right, so you're the tall...
So, everyone take their shoes off. Let's work this all out.
There's no way... You taking the piss, bro?
Go on, get in line. Finley, where are you? Are you tall?
You're taller than Kavan.
I think you might be slightly taller than me.
I'm slightly taller than you. Finley, you're up.
Take the flip-flops off. Finley's tall... No, Finley's taller than...
Well, stand up, Fin. Stand up properly.
And then Simba is next to you two. Move down the room.
Simba's... Simba's... No, give me that.
Is Finley the tallest? Lads, have you just got me?
Just. Oh, look. Yeah, that's probably right now.
Can't even see myself.
Aid's got the skinniest legs as well. Come on, boys!
What, well, less than yours?
THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
Wait, who's taller?
Lads, who's... who's taller, me or Finley?
Fin. Is he?
Dead the same. We're the exact same, are we?
Or not far off. I mean...
You're literally dead the same, in my opinion.
We're the same as well.
We are... SEAN LAUGHS
Everyone needed to be this much taller.
The stress of the week was made worse
when our Islanders hit the bottle. Not like that!
Both villas played our raunchy game called Don't Bottle It.
The rules were simple. Whoever the bottle landed on received a text.
TEXT ALERT
Here we go.
Priya and Nevaeh, give a massage
to the youngest Islander of the opposite sex.
CHEERING
Do it again! Do it again! Do it again!
What the fuck?
Look on the bright side, Lola.
The villa won the game, and you got a party out of it.
CHEERING
Bad luck, Team Casa.
Still, who needs a luxury cocktail party anyway?
Hey, look, we're gonna have our own fun. I'm gonna DJ for us all. Yes!
All right, let me just get... LAUGHTER
'Ey! 'Ey!
Let me hear you guys say hell, yeah. Hell, yeah.
Hell yeah.
Can I get, "Ooh, yeah"? Ooh, yeah.
Shake that, baby. Shake that, baby.
Ooh, yeah. Ooh, yeah.
TOILET FLUSHES
Shamma, shamma, shamm...! Where have you been?
Out and about. Oh!
Well, that's flushed away the party vibes. I hope you washed your hands.
Oh, wait, Aidan. I'd give that five minutes if I was you.
They say dating is a numbers game,
and here is an unseen clip of Sean seeing if he can get lucky.
What's your lucky number?
Apparently my lucky number should be four. Why?
And it's because when you add each number from your date of birth,
it will add up to a certain number, so my date of birth adds up to four.
How does it add up to four? So...
What is yours? One, one of the three? Or two, sorry.
I'm 25th April, 2000, right, so two plus five.
25th? Yeah. That's 25 already.
So two plus five is seven. Plus four - 11.
Plus two - 13. Three plus one - four.
LORENZO LAUGHS 25 plus five is seven?!
Two plus five! Idiots.
So I'm 14th of September, so is that one plus four?
One plus four - five. Plus nine is 14. Yeah.
Plus two - 16. Six plus one's seven. Your number is seven.
Where did you get six plus one?
Oh, you changed it at the end. You just changed rules again.
Lorenzo, what's your date of birth? It's a thing!
No, I'll do it, I'll do it. Watch this. Seventh...
LORENZO LAUGHS
Seven of what? 17.
17, so that's one plus seven, eight. OK. Of the tenth.
Wait, so do you do...? Do you do eight plus one plus zero?
Yes. OK, so nine.
And what year? 1997.
So we've got nine plus one is ten, plus nine is 19, and plus nine...
No, no, no, no. What? LORENZO LAUGHS
You just don't know maths.
17... 27 plus seven...
What, where did you get 27? What are you on about?
17. You just get lost.
You said 17th, yeah? Yeah.
17 - one plus seven is eight. Right, plus one... Eight, yeah.
Plus one is nine. Nine. We always end up at nine.
Plus one. Then it's 1997.
Plus one is ten. Yes, plus one is ten.
Plus nine is 19. Mm-hm.
Plus another nine is 28. 28.
Plus seven... 35.
So my lucky number's 35? No, three plus five. Eight.
LORENZO LAUGHS She just changes it.
What's the point in doing the rest? It cannot be 35.
It has to be a number from one to nine.
Makes no sense. It does!
So you're seven, you're eight and I'm four.
Sorry, we'll have to leave it there.
Maths Island is proving terrible for the numbers.
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♪ I love the way our bodies Move together... ♪
Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits,
the show that's so hot it hurts.
Look how hot I am. Huh?
Agh! Agh! Fucking hell it's hot.
I did warn you, Carlos.
♪ No more guesses in between... ♪
Oh, fucking hell, that burns, bruv.
As we have more tea to spill.
Tea has got caffeine in it. No, it...
Yes it has, Tommy. That's the difference between coffee and tea.
No! Tea has got caffeine in it. Of course it has.
Ellie, does tea have caffeine in it?
What? Does tea have caffeine in it?
It does. I told you.
Don't know if it's working.
We have been bending over backwards
to find you all the best unseen clips.
Back up, bum up. And just stay like that.
And try to... That's for your calves.
Yeah.
So snap to it.
♪ Captivated all my senses... ♪
Aw, cute. Thank you.
I bet you can't touch your foot with your head.
We're head over heels about the unseen action we have in store.
Slay.
# It's party time tea. It's party time tea. ♪
So give us a big hand as we release all the best unseen clips.
♪ Hearts beating fast We're never slowing down... ♪
Agh!
♪ Lost in love tonight. ♪
Here's a bear unseen clip that is low-key about modern slang.
Check it.
It is peng. Why do I keep saying peng?
Why am I saying peng now? Do you ever say that?
I don't know. I must do. Peng.
Peng. I've not had that word in fucking years.
What is... What-What-What is the word that you'd normally say now?
What's replaced peng?
Unreal? Unreal.
Not in London, mate.
Fire. Cos leng is, like, even old.
She's nice. She's nice, you know.
If someone said I was nice, I'd be like, "Get a grip."
Would you like the word peng? Better than nice.
Nice sounds like you're talking about your grandma.
"Oh, she's nice." What about dank?
Dank would kill me.
Fit? I'd take fit. I'm old, I'm 28.
Wait, what's the word right now, then?
Fire. No, fire makes me feel sick.
That's giving Snapchat.
Calling a girl pretty is the best compliment. Pretty? No.
That's mid.
Pretty is mid. I wouldn't be happy with that.
Pretty is nothing. What do you say when that doesn't hit?
You're pretty. You're pretty.
Ah, bad, yo, she's bad.
She's bad. Beautiful. Beautiful, lovely.
Absolutely smashing. Smashing!
Gosh, she's smashing.
I say stunning a lot. Stunning. I love stunning.
Smashing is actually all right. Smashing is so funny.
That's giving, like, toodle pip.
No, stop.
Don't stop. That clip was wicked.
Does anyone still say wicked?
We hate seeing splits on this show,
but sadly, they come with the territory.
And this unseen clip is a prime example.
Julia wants to learn how to do the splits.
Watch me.
I might actually join in that little lesson.
Do we need to do that? Not that, darling. It's legs.
But we have to kind of warm up, no?
Yeah, I don't know how this will get my legs to go flat.
Start with this one first. So it gets all the backs of your legs.
How low can we go? Oh!
Sore. Can you touch the ground?
Yeah, obviously. It's sore. It's fucking sore.
And then you need to do your lunge. This one.
OK, now we are doing lunges.
Oh, fuck that. My knee will only go there.
How are you getting this bit down?
And then this bit. You have to... I'm gonna rip my pants.
Ooh!
Release the tension. Release... Become one with the groin.
And then you just push your foot forward.
HE LAUGHS
You're actually not far off, to be fair.
I'm close. OK.
Agh! Agh! I'm gonna pull my hamstring.
I'm not that far away.
You have to do it every single day and you'll get better.
To be fair, I'm not gonna need to use that, am I?
When am I gonna be sitting on a girl going like that?
That would be good, though. She would not expect that.
You know what I mean? No, I don't.
It would be unexpected.
If I just go upto a girl, "Hello."
You just walk by, she drops something.
"Oh, I'll get that." That will be so fun.
If you do them two stretches every single day...
I'll be doing the splits in three years' time.
And I'll be doing the splits in three years' time
after hell freezes over.
This next unseen clip shows Aidan is over the moon with Martha.
I want to see the moon move. Why?
If I look at it long enough, I feel like I can see the moon move.
But don't all planets orbit the sun?
Yeah, but I just think it's weird, like, when you're out here,
seeing the moon from one side, and then as the night goes on,
you look over and it's over the other end.
Mm. And that's a full moon as well.
Yeah. What's your star sign?
Sagittarius.
I'm a Virgo. Is that good or bad? I don't know.
Ask the moon.
Is it not to do with the moon, star signs?
Ask the stars. I can't see any.
Are we compatible?
Don't ask me, I'm the moon. The stars are not out tonight.
Speak to me. Are we? Hello.
I just told you, the stars are having a night off.
The moon looks mad, by the way.
Literally, I can't stop looking at it.
What did they say? What? The stars.
Time to fess up. You're not talking to the stars, Aidan.
And where do you get off saying I look mad?!
They said... They're whispering to me. Hold on.
That's just Uranus talking, Aidan.
Martha, right, then! It's all pure science fiction.
"Give Aidan a kiss."
Another one? What?!
Wha...?
You're actually an idiot. They're whispering to me.
Ignore him! He's talking out of his asteroid, Martha.
Listen, Martha.
They're saying, "Yes, give him another kiss.
"And then you could be compatible."
Go on, then.
Blastoff! Ooh, watch your hair!
My hair's in my armpit.
Right, I've seen enough of this.
Good idea, Martha. Soft furnishings are perfect for eclipsing lipsing.
Right, I'm off. See you later. Moon out. I'm out.
During Casa, Ellie and Lola were thinking
less break-up and more break in.
Oh, Ellie! They're over there.
They're so close, we could definitely make a run for it.
I reckon we could. See the trees...
How far away do you reckon that is? Not even 500 metres, surely?
I don't know what 500 metres is. Can we talk in minutes?
I reckon ten minutes. Walk or run? Ten minute walk.
Walk? Two minutes flat run. Do you reckon?
ELLIE CHUCKLES
I don't know the conditions down there, though. Know what I mean?
Yeah. Let's go a bit closer.
Let's have an investigation. Yeah.
You're the detective. I can't see.
I've got 20-20. I'm gonna turn it into 50-50.
That's an easy jump. We take our heels off.
Easy. Bosh. Few stains on the feet, we're all right.
That fence, I reckon... isnae electric, so we're all right.
We could jump over it on top of the tree.
We will do a roll.
We're on the tree. We swing off the tree.
And it's a straight sprint from there.
We could grab a goat on the way just to ride the goat up.
Also, my feet have been training for this.
I reckon we could make it.
Yeah. Yeah. We're watching the bedtime routine.
We're seeing what's happening at bed time.
Surprise! Surprise! What's been going on? You look cosy.
How come you and Fin aren't top and tailing?
What's going on there? Surely you and Fin could have got in together?
What's happening? What's happening there?
Hm? Hm? Hm? Hm?
Hm? Hm? Hm?
We've lost the plot. Fuck's sake, Ellie.
Me and Lola literally just fully plotted
how we are getting over to Casa.
Oh, how? So you're joining.
Basically, for context, we are jumping the fence. Jumping here.
I don't think the fence is electric I think we are fine.
Then we are just hurdling it across to Casa.
We're gonna go to security.
"We're actually Casa girls, we were just outside.
"We fell over the wall."
OK, I'm gonna change my wig so they don't even recognise me.
Give me one. I'll give you one.
I'll give you the red one. Right, OK.
And then I'll wear the big one, and I'll cut a fringe.
Yeah. So that it looks like I'm new.
How we get in is, then we're like, "Oh, I bumped my head.
"I need to see the medic."
They'll get the medic, we run in. We're in a cupboard now.
We wait for night time to happen.
See the sitch, who's sharing beds with who? Pop out.
Thoughts?
I'm down. Yeah, cool.
I think then, with minimal security, we can take them. Yeah.
When the boys returned from Casa,
they were settling down for a debrief
and discussing how their drinks represent their personalities.
And Finley had finally nailed his.
Cheers to kombucha.
Kombucha!
What have you got, Finley boy? I've got a water.
Wait, what have you got in there? It's kombucha.
It's kombucha. What's kombucha? Try some kombucha.
Ugh! Like fizzy apple juice.
It's horrible. Right...
Do you want me to start?
I was gonna go from least dramatic to most dramatic.
I'm obviously least dramatic, right?
Er...
But...
Come back later to find out.
♪ The scars that they left me Fade away... ♪
Right, call us in, Fitz. OK.
Three, two, one.
OK, we're waiting, Fitz.
♪ And in your touch I find a place I feel untamed... ♪
This is no time for "Fitz" of laughter, boys.
SIMBA LAUGHS
I can't do it! Aidan, bro!
I can't do... Aidan, bro. FITZY LAUGHS
We need to get started on part four of Love Island Unseen Bits.
Raise your arms if you agree.
MUFFLED SINGING
All my girls are up. All my girls are up.
We're stepping up to release all the unmissable moments from the week...
...in one big drop.
Ow! Ooh! Ow.
Ooh, I heard that. Ow!
We reveal proof that Sean shared his bed with a leggy stranger at Casa.
Ooh, fuck!
Fucking spider.
♪ Waited a long time For this feeling... ♪
Fucking...
♪ I feel it coming round again... ♪
Oh, fuck this.
All our clips are totally sound,
like this one of the boys' shorts really humming.
Smell them. Oh, fuck that. I'm not wearing them.
Fucking hell.
Oh, fuck that. LAUGHTER
Disgusting!
So prepare for all the Casa secrets to come spilling out.
I was, sorry, I forgot you don't... There you go.
SHE GASPS Fucking hell.
It's literally on me. Is that red wine?
I know. Ew.
Gorge, you're gonna have to take your jacket off now. No. No, no.
The jacket's not coming off. Really? No.
Oh, take it off, Aidan.
I'll suck that red wine out of it in no time.
Earlier, we saw Kavan popping his kombucha cherry.
Mm. Eurgh. Like fizzy apple juice?
It's horrible.
Right. Do you want me to start?
I was gonna go in from least dramatic to most dramatic.
Well, I'm obviously least dramatic, right?
Er...
But we gotcha when we dramatically asked...
OK. Well, hold on, we've got Whomp tripping in now.
There he is. There he is.
Oh, that hurt so much. Fitzy's arrived. Ah.
Anyone know what the point of Casa is?
Anyone? Oh, shit!
Oh! Now I've got the point.
'Kiss' by ManLikeTwin & Samira
Let's take a moment to turn the clocks back
to before Casa for an unseen bit of Angelista and Simba
in happier times.
If only they had some words of wisdom for their future selves.
It's easy to like, you know, listen to people, follow the pack
and move rash and think, "Oh, my gosh."
You still have to like... Mmm.
...stay true to our process and who you are.
Do you know what one of my favourite sayings is?
It says...
Full stop.
"That's the thing."
DING
"The process. That's the thing." "That's the thing."
"The process..." Full stop. No, no, no, no.
"The process..." No, no, no. Angie.
...full stop. Angie, you have to look up here.
So do this. "The process..." Full stop.
No, actually sorry.
What's that thing called? Speech marks.
OK. Speech marks. So speech marks.
"The process." Close the speech marks. Full stop.
OK.
Amen.
I love that.
You should have trusted the process, Simba.
The process. That's the thing. That's the thing, bro.
When that Casa Amor door closes,
everyone gets the pull their most astonished expressions.
What the fuck?
And they do say practice makes perfect.
Guys, I'm really nervous about...
Do you know when they do the re-coupling?
They have all of them come in
and then they start stirring shit up.
They're like, "Yeah, I find it really weird that..."
"He's not coupled up with me, cos he's been flirting with me
"for the last three days."
And then, "We kissed in bed!"
Yeah, me and you!
"You what?" I'd go like that.
THEY LAUGH
I hope I'm sat next to you.
What could we...? We'll be, like...
Right. ELLIE LAUGHS
Things can get catty at Casa re-couplings,
so we needed to send in the big boss to vet the villa.
Yes, Meow-a Jama was back.
♪ Top Cat
♪ The indisputable Leader of the gang
♪ Top Cat! ♪
With everything purr-fect,
it was time to see who was still "feline" the love.
So cue dramatic pauses...
and shocked faces.
Come on, girls.
I thought you'd practised this earlier in the dressing room.
♪ That's the look, that's the look The look of love
♪ That's the look, that's the look
♪ The look of love That's the look, that's the look
♪ Look of love. ♪
David Attenborough, if you're watching,
I apologise for this next Unseen clip.
Samraj reckons he could beat a shark in a fight.
When did he say this?
We were talking about one gorilla against 100 men.
On land, it's different.
But Samraj reckons he could take a shark.
He thinks he just punches it in the nose and it's done.
How are you gonna punch underwater? I have no idea, like...
You can't move that fast... Even on land I wouldn't back him.
The shark's hopping around on land.
Who did you say would win out of the gorillas?
You think 20 Simbas could take a gorilla, don't you?
I said 20 Simbas could take one gorilla.
No chance. Yeah.
I reckon 50 geezers would take a gorilla. 100%.
Only five guys could go on a gorilla at once.
And if he's swinging the whole time...
Yeah, no.
11 of those girls against one Simba, I'd back myself bro.
I don't even know about that. Down like a dart.
I'd rather take five gorillas. LAUGHTER
It would be tough to take an ostrich, never mind a gorilla. Mmm.
Those fuckers move fast. Yeah, Kangaroo, yeah.
Kangaroo would be tough. They can fight, bro.
Ever see the video of the kangaroo boxing your man?
Oh. Cos their claws are, like, long as well, aren't they?
They use their tail for support. Yeah.
It's powerful. That thing's powerful.
They'd just say, "Fuck off."
I can think of a few other animals that would say that
if you picked a fight with them, too, Sean.
It's time for...
And this week, I asked the Islanders...
What humiliation ritual am I doing this week?
...their celebrity crush.
Ooh, I have a few.
Margot Robbie. Smashing.
Margot Robbie, if you're watching, I love you, gorgeous.
Hit me up in the Instagram DMs. I'll always give you a reply.
Love you baby. AIDAN CACKLES
This is a pretty basic one, and I think everyone will agree.
Michael B Jordan, always.
Michael B Jordan would be very good-looking lad.
I mean, back in the day when I was little, it used to be Zac Efron.
Zac Efron, in his prime, 17 Again.
I used to have the Justin Bieber hair, Zac Efron hair,
I used to try and dress like him.
Jessica Alba from the early 2000s, er, even Jessica Alba now, erm...
you know we can date a little bit older, if we want.
I'm gonna go Sabrina Carpenter.
I've just got a thing for the singers.
I love just being serenaded.
I actually asked Gordon Ramsay to my, like, prom.
Obviously, he never seen it and did not reply.
Harry Maguire. I don't know what it is about him.
Sofia Vergara, gorgeous.
He's a bit of a shouter and a bit of a little aggy man.
I don't love an aggy man, but when they're on pitch,
and shouting at the other men, I'm like, "Ooh. Go on, girl."
Love that from you.
I like the cartoons. I can't lie.
When I was a kid, I used to have a crush on all sorts.
We've got Nemo. Nemo's a good-looking chap.
A guilty crush of mine would be Lola from Shark Tale.
She was just a sexy little fish.
She's gorge-ina, too.
Fishes clearly do bits for me. That's weird, isn't it?
Maybe I've got a thing for fish.
What if I've got a weird fetish for fish? I don't know!
I think Jake Sully from...
SHE LAUGHS
Jake Sully from Avatar.
The first one that pops to mind is Shrek as my celeb crush,
because I literally love Donkey.
Yeah, thought Shrek, when he was a human, was so fit.
I was like, "Ooh, look at that!"
Like, it'd be so fun to date someone
who has a little sidekick donkey
that walks round with them all the time.
Back in the day, I used to like Stacey Slater.
Are you sure about that, Simba?
Ooh, I'd do Peggy Mitchell.
The old lady?! I love EastEnders, bro!
OK, that-that-that... OK. That was a private conversation.
"Get out of my pub!" Are you OK?
Ah, I keep forgetting I'm mic'd up, man. Fuck!
I did say that, though, I did say that.
Come back next week for some more...
Boys, Casa Week may be over,
but there is a lot of grafting to be done,
so this is no time to put your feet up.
Go like that. Up and down, up and down.
Maybe this could be our new workout. We'll just lay here.
Then up and down. SCATTERED TITTERING
And side to side. Yeah, this is our workout.
And then circles...
Little circles. Little circles.
And then inside circles.
And then side to side again.
And then little flutters... LAUGHTER
Little flutters. Fanny flutters.
Pulses. And now threes.
ALL LAUGH
And then we wave them. Little wave.
See you next week, when this lot will be back on their feet.
Bye!
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