1 00:00:03,280 --> 00:00:04,440 You smell like rubber bands. What? 2 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:12,320 # They see me rolling... # 3 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,160 IAIN STIRLING: You've heard the rumours. 4 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:15,640 I do like mayonnaise. 5 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:18,080 And there's no smoke without fire. What? 6 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:20,840 Love Island: Unseen Bits is about to lead you on a merry dance 7 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:24,760 with our collection of incredible unseen clips. 8 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:26,840 Ah! 9 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:28,080 It's time to walk the walk... 10 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:29,920 00-Tart. Top Tarts! 11 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:33,520 ..talk the talk. 12 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:35,360 If I had to use one emoji for the rest of my life... 13 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:36,840 Ooh, that's a good one. 14 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:40,480 ..I'd probably use, like... you know the melting face one? 15 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:43,800 # They see me rolling... # 16 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:45,320 The time for name-calling is over... 17 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,960 Sorry, I'm busy painting here. Can you keep still, please? 18 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,440 ..because we all have skin in the game... 19 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:53,800 Do I wet my face? Oh, my God. 20 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:58,320 ..and we need our weekly fix of snogging... 21 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:01,360 ..cracking on... GLASS SMASHES 22 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:02,280 Ooh! 23 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:05,280 ..and a shower of Bombshells. 24 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:08,000 Fish counts as seafood. Yeah, but fish is different. 25 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:11,320 It's Love Island: Unseen Bits. 26 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:13,440 Yay! 27 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:18,600 LOVE ISLAND THEME PLAYS 28 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:22,800 PLAYS 29 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:36,720 SONG: 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star' 30 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:39,760 In one big bedroom, cosy and bright 31 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:43,640 The Islanders all slept Through the night 32 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,400 There were 16 happy Islanders All tucked up in a row 33 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:50,960 Dreaming sweet dreams As the moon casts its glow. 34 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:56,960 # Twinkle, twinkle, little star... # 35 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,600 Little did they know That four would be off to stay 36 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:04,840 At a sleepover not that far away. 37 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:07,560 # Up above... # 38 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:08,800 'Sam and Olivia, you are now single 39 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:11,200 'and therefore dumped from the island.' 40 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:13,920 They sweetly slept, safe and warm 41 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:18,440 Unaware of the approaching storm. 42 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:20,560 'I'm fucked now, man. So fucked.' 43 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,400 'You have made your bed, you need to lie in it.' 44 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:23,920 'Oh, my fucking days.' 45 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:28,760 # Twinkle, twinkle, little star... # 46 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,840 But while she was off In the land of nod 47 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:34,520 Lola was dreaming Something quite odd 48 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:39,040 It may sound rude It may sound kinky 49 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:42,960 But here is her dream About Wee Willie Winkie. 50 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:48,440 # What you are. # 51 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:49,640 Tommy, I had a dream about you last night. 52 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:50,840 Did you? You're gonna hate it. 53 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,880 So, after this, you were an advocate for small willies. 54 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:55,640 And your dick was literally, like, the width... 55 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:58,400 the girth of my finger. Nice! 56 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:00,520 But not even that size. It was literally there. 57 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:02,040 You had the smallest little ball bag, like this. 58 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:06,560 # Why don't you kiss me Like you used to? 59 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:09,880 # Tell me why, tell me why... # 60 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:12,320 IAIN: Welcome to the dream of the unseen... 61 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:16,840 BOTH:Shh! 62 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,880 Don't shush, boys. Shake your tush. 63 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:20,760 # So you gotta introduce me 64 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,200 # To all your friends All your friends... # 65 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:26,520 ..packed full of the finest unaired gems from the week. 66 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,840 Would that be shown on Unseen Bits? Hashtag scared. 67 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,240 Hashtag you can bet your life on it. 68 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,680 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Sorry, there's a wasp stinging me. 69 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:38,280 Can't cope with this. No, what is it doing? Go away. 70 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:41,000 So crack your fingers... 71 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:42,240 Can't do it. ..if you can... 72 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:45,240 I can't. I just get a load of jingling. 73 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:48,840 But I can't do it tonight, for some reason. 74 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:52,520 That's just like... Yeah, that looks stupid, doesn't it? 75 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:53,440 ..as we hotfoot our way 76 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:57,080 into an hour of elegantly choreographed unseen bits. 77 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,680 # Who knows what you'll find? 78 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:07,360 # Shut up, OK? # 79 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,160 And we start with the most pressing unseen clip of the week 80 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:10,960 that will have you in creases. 81 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,400 Why did they not iron it? 82 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:17,320 PRIYA LAUGHS You snob. 83 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:18,520 Are you used to your sheets pressed? 84 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,360 I iron my bed sheets. Yeah, mate. 85 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,760 I love an ironed bed sheet. 86 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,560 Every Saturday afternoon, I iron my bed. 87 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,400 How often do you change your sheets? 88 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:27,920 Every week. Yeah, every week. 89 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,040 When I go out on a Saturday... It's kind of an ick. 90 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:32,160 ..I come home... No, I think that's a green flag. 91 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:35,160 I iron with, like, house music on, so I'm like... 92 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,600 MIMICS TECHNO BEAT And ironing.Yeah. 93 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:39,120 It gets you going. 94 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:40,920 Yeah, it gets you ready for the evening. 95 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,360 Then I go out, I have my fun... You do that on a Saturday evening? 96 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,800 No, Saturday afternoon. Why not on Sunday? 97 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,920 Because he's got to get in his bed 98 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,120 when he comes back from the night out. 99 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:51,240 Yeah, so, I go my night out, I come back, I shower, 100 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:53,360 I have two Ferrero Rochers... 101 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,760 THEY LAUGH ..a bottle of water, 102 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,000 and then I go to bed. 103 00:04:57,040 --> 00:05:00,600 What's wrong with a Ferrero...? 104 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:03,040 I love a Ferrero Rocher. That's just so niche. 105 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:06,040 Quite like After Eight. Yeah. 106 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:08,760 But that's not really substantial enough. 107 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:13,920 IAIN: Here's an unseen bit of Tommy showing that, actually, 108 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:16,040 showing that, actually, 109 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:18,160 he is a bit of a poser. 110 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,880 I'm gonna embarrass myself here, but someone showed me this move. 111 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:24,200 So, you go, like... You go, like, the warrior thing there, right? 112 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,720 And then this hand comes under there. 113 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:29,040 And you've got to link your hands, right? 114 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,480 Link your hands, step this one in. 115 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:34,520 LOLA: Fucking hell. Lift that one up. 116 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,000 How did you do that? 117 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:39,640 So, you go into a warrior position there. 118 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:41,480 Right? Yeah. 119 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:44,200 Put your left arm through your legs. 120 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:47,200 And then bring your right hand round and grab them. 121 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,720 No, I've not got that in the bag. Like this? 122 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:50,240 Nah, nah, nah. Other way. 123 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:52,040 So, put your left hand... How the fuck can you connect them? 124 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,760 Put your left arm through there, and bring it right up, 125 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:55,960 round the back of your arse. 126 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,800 {\an8}And they grab it with your right hand. 127 00:05:57,840 --> 00:06:01,400 {\an8}And then step your right leg in. I don't think I'm doing it right. 128 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:03,240 {\an8}What the fuck? Like this? 129 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:06,560 And then like that. How are you getting the arm connection? 130 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,560 Like, that... Bring your arm that way. 131 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,400 Oh, OK, like that? Yeah, yeah. 132 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:14,440 Like that. Yay! Yeah! 133 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:16,560 {\an8}There's another one you can do, where you go like that. 134 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:20,160 {\an8}What the fuck is she doing? I don't know. 135 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:21,360 {\an8}Look at this. The fuck is that? 136 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:22,880 {\an8}That's a different one. Have the fuck's she do that? 137 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:25,320 {\an8}Can you do that one, Fitz? You just do the same, but... 138 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:28,040 {\an8}What the fuck? No, this is giving face plant. 139 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,160 {\an8}I'm just gonna go "doosh". No, don't do that. 140 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:31,960 Angel, we can't have your nose broken. 141 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,480 We can't let it get bigger. 142 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,880 LAUGHTER This girl here, honestly. 143 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,000 IAIN: Forget yoga with Tommy. 144 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,720 It's Lola who makes you feel the burn. 145 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:44,640 It's been said that Ellie has bagged herself 146 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:57,960 that Ellie has bagged herself 147 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,800 the best connection in the villa. 148 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:01,600 So purse your lips for a clutch of comments 149 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:06,760 showing how totes-bag emosh fans have been on socials. 150 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:13,120 IAIN READS IN SCOUSE ACCENT 151 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:24,600 IN YORKSHIRE ACCENT 152 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:30,960 {\an8}IAIN READS IN HIS OWN ACCENT 153 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:41,000 {\an8}IAIN READS IN POSH BRITISH ACCENT 154 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,240 # Might mess around 155 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:46,640 # And live up To my full potential... # 156 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:47,560 This is my thing. 157 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:48,760 No matter where I'm going, right, 158 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:51,480 I'll always my mini LV with me, always. 159 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:53,920 Is that what your purse is, LV? Yeah. 160 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,720 I put everything in my handbag. 161 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:56,920 I've got so much in my handbags at home. 162 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,960 But I only... I take it to the gym, I take it to the sunbed, 163 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:00,840 I take it to work. 164 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,240 Inside my big work bag, I've got my mini handbag 165 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:05,080 because it has everything in it. 166 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:06,280 It has my lip liner, it has my purse... 167 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,720 Little kitchy handbag? Yeah. But I have that... 168 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:10,520 The girls in my office are like, 169 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:12,360 "Why the fuck do you have two handbags?" 170 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,160 And I'm like, "Because that's my work handbag, 171 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:17,160 "and that's my always handbag." Mm-hm. 172 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,680 # I don't sweat Nah, I shimmer 173 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:22,000 # Shimmer. # 174 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:24,120 IAIN: Well, here on Unseen Bits, we have a world exclusive of... 175 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:28,640 Let's begin. 176 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:29,560 Let's begin. 177 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,640 Obviously, got to have your hair clip 178 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:34,400 for when you're putting your hair up, 179 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:37,120 when you're by the beach, when it's getting in your face. 180 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:40,160 We love a hair clip. 181 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:43,440 This one's a little flower one, so it's cute. 182 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:44,360 Then... lip balm. 183 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:45,880 For when the lips are nice and moisturised, 184 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:47,360 we have my lip combo. 185 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:50,120 Staple in the handbag. 186 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:53,120 But there's a lot more in here, and it's really getting heavy. 187 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:55,240 First, two lemons. Next... 188 00:08:55,280 --> 00:09:01,000 ..we have a whisk, just in case we need to stir some stuff up. 189 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:04,320 Let's see. Cowboy hat. 190 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:07,960 Right. A yoga mat. 191 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:16,720 We have my plant. I just love my plant. 192 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:19,720 Well, it's all fair and well me showing you what's in the bag. 193 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,760 Good luck to me trying to get it back in that, 194 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:27,600 because you've seen inside - it's a bit of a tight squeeze. 195 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:31,240 But we're gonna give that a good go. 196 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:34,240 Another cracking clip on the bag. 197 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:36,040 The Love Island villa might be a Wi-Fi-free zone, 198 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:43,040 might be a Wi-Fi-free zone, 199 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,520 but Lorenzo and Tommy found a way 200 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:47,880 of getting away on the net and having a text chat. 201 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,640 If I had to use one emoji for the rest of my life... 202 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:52,400 Ooh, that's a good one. ..I'd probably use, like... 203 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:55,120 the... you know the melting face one? 204 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:57,240 Like, on the side, like... TOMMY LAUGHS 205 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:58,160 It's just, like, melted. 206 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,560 Cos I feel like it can be used for so many things. 207 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:06,600 It could be, like, I'm pissed, you know, I'm drunk, I'm fed up. 208 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,120 Do you know the emoji where it's just like... 209 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:09,320 The face, and they've got the... 210 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:13,240 The tongue out? It's got the tongue out to the side. 211 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,280 Just like a little... That one, yeah? 212 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,400 THEY LAUGH 213 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:19,320 Is that what you text all the girls? 214 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:20,840 Is that how you make them fall in love with you? 215 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,640 You know when you... Stick the tongue out? 216 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:24,440 ..make a stupid little remark, and then you send the... 217 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:27,480 THEY LAUGH 218 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:30,520 It's quite funny, innit? It adds a little bit of character. 219 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:32,320 Cos sometimes, it's hard to, like... 220 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:34,120 You know when I'm texting something, like, 221 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,920 I almost feel like I need them to see my face. 222 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:39,240 And that's your face? That's like a... 223 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:42,600 That's the closest thing to your face? 224 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:44,400 That one's so diverse, innit? It's like you could... 225 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,520 Imagine you're saying, "I booked a late dinner 226 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:48,320 "so we can go from dinner straight into drinks, 227 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:51,040 "see where the night goes after," then give it a little... 228 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:54,040 It's a good, cheeky little one. I like it. 229 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,200 Little one of them after, innit? Yeah, yeah. Do it again. 230 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:59,520 You've got to stick the tongue out. I can't see it. 231 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:03,760 THEY LAUGH 232 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:06,440 Oh, do you know what's a good one as well for you? 233 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:10,400 {\an8}The monkey with the hands over the eyes. 234 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:11,600 {\an8}Cos I'm always saying something wrong. 235 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:14,960 {\an8}THEY LAUGH 236 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,160 {\an8}You know your speech? Yeah, yeah. 237 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:19,800 {\an8}And after your speech, if you send a link to your speeches 238 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:22,800 {\an8}to your mum or dad, you'd follow it up with that. 239 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:24,040 No, I know. The one... 240 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:27,320 You know where it's just like the mouth and the eyes are just like...? 241 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:30,960 There's just nothing there, cos you've made too many mistakes. 242 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,160 They're both flat. Yeah. 243 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:34,000 Just a line. Yeah, it's just like... 244 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:39,440 Because I fucked up again. That would probably be my emoji. 245 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:40,360 That's quite good, isn't it? 246 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,360 So if me and you were next to each other in a message, 247 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:45,160 you'd just be... and I'd be... Yeah. 248 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:51,200 Let's do it now. 249 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,560 IAIN: This week, myself and the Unseen Bits producers 250 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,960 have had a bit of downtime. 251 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,120 So we went snorkelling. 252 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:05,120 And what beauty we came across in the sea, 253 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:08,160 including these two on their paddleboard date. 254 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,640 Sup, guys. 255 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,800 It's like I'm proposing to your ankle. This is what I wanted. 256 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:13,920 So, Lola, we've been getting on really well, 257 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:18,160 and I just think it's time we tied the knot... on your ankle. 258 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,640 IAIN: And here are the bits of Lola and Sean's date 259 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:21,800 you didn't get to see. 260 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:25,120 There we are. We just couldn't "kelp" ourselves. 261 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:26,920 How do you get this on your ankle, man? 262 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:32,960 I swear to God... I'm already better at this than you. 263 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,760 Do you want me to take you for a tour? 264 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,480 What? I'll stand here. 265 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:40,200 You get... SHE LAUGHS 266 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,640 I'm not having a good date. This is the worst first date ever. 267 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:46,840 THEY LAUGH 268 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,960 OK, don't touch, don't touch. Now, how do I turn around to you? 269 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:49,880 Don't turn around! Oh, my God! 270 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,320 No, babe. Babe, babe, babe. Wait, the stick's gone. 271 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,120 No, I can get the stick. No, you can't. 272 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:56,840 No, I can. You can... 273 00:12:56,880 --> 00:13:06,880 Oh, dear. I think we might be getting a little too close. 274 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,240 Is there fishes? Do you say "fishes"? 275 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,640 Yeah, fishes. It's fish. 276 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:13,160 No, no cos there's more than one fish. It's fishes. 277 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,920 The plural of fish is fish. Do you actually not know that? 278 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,000 No, they're fishes. It's... It's fish. 279 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:21,360 {\an8}OK, let's go. Let's go. 280 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,760 {\an8}We're still telling them we had tapas, though. Yeah, 100%. 281 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:24,960 Nice day, but even if it doesn't work out, 282 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,000 there's plenty more fishes in the sea. 283 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:32,840 Oh, dear. 284 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,920 AS BOB ROSS: Um... I'm glad you could join me today. 285 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:42,800 I thought we'd paint a great, big, old mighty mountain. 286 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:48,240 I think you'll really enjoy this one. 287 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,680 So come on, everybody, bring out your paintbrushes, 288 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:53,680 and let's get going. 289 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,200 Put your lips together. 290 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,000 That's not how I would do it, but OK. 291 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,160 How would you normally do it? I just go like... 292 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,040 I feel like van Gogh. 293 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:10,080 I do. He's doing his painting right now. 294 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:21,800 Welcome to The Joy Of Painting with Tommy. 295 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,840 Sorry, I'm busy painting here. Can you keep still, please? 296 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,360 I'm going to do the outline, 297 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,160 you know like them colouring books when you were a kid? 298 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,840 Yeah, you're not really meant to do outline of lip gloss. It's OK. 299 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:35,440 It's beautiful. 300 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:39,080 Let the camera show your work. 301 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,400 Oh, I've got a bit on your top there. 302 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:43,880 Wait there. I'll get it off. 303 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,000 No, OK, I can feel you're going too far. 304 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,720 That is beautiful, that. Yeah? 305 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,560 Not sure what you'd fetch in auction, Ellie, 306 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:54,760 but that clip was priceless. 307 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,720 Murphy's Law says anything that can go wrong will go wrong, 308 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:04,160 so with a pair of Murphy brothers in the villa, 309 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,880 something is bound to go wrong soon. 310 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:13,520 It's just a matter of waiting. 311 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:15,960 There's nothing... 312 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,000 There's nothing you can do at the minute, is there? 313 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,200 Well, luckily, we have run out of time, 314 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:25,320 so we'll have to come back after the break to find out... 315 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:43,560 {\an8}IAIN STIRLING: It's Love Island: Unseen Bits, baby! 316 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:46,240 So enough with the poses. We need to crack on. 317 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:53,840 Ready, set, go. 318 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,040 We've picked our way through the drama 319 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,800 to find all the shocking moments that were missed... 320 00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,000 TOMMY:Like that, don't you? 321 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:02,320 ..such as two Islanders making an unexpected pass at each other... 322 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:06,560 YELPS JASMINE:Sorry, sorry. 323 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,640 No, it's gonna melt! Sorry. Sorry. 324 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:12,320 ..and a close shave that ended in an outrageous blowjob. 325 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,440 Ooh! 326 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:15,360 LAUGHS 327 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:19,880 This is a great service. THEY LAUGH 328 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,080 So look no further. 329 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:24,720 We're your one-stop shop for exclusive hot tongue action. 330 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,840 Feels really hot. Ah! 331 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,640 Oh. SHE CHUCKLES 332 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,160 Elbowed me in the face, man. 333 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:34,120 It's Love Island's slightly burnt bits. 334 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,840 Earlier, we saw a clip of Kavan and Aidan sitting in silence. 335 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,560 But remember, silence can be deadly. Well, here's... 336 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:43,160 Bro, that fucking stinks. 337 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:51,640 Bro, that fucking stinks. 338 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,160 Sorry, bruv. Is that you? You just farted? 339 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,840 KAVAN CHUCKLES Mate, that stinks. 340 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:59,800 What's wrong with you? You're on national TV. 341 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,200 Mate, it's so bad! Shut up. 342 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:06,160 But he was fine, mate. It's television, not smelly vision. 343 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,360 But we can't have dead air on this show, 344 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:10,080 otherwise the Love Island bosses demand we fill it 345 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:11,880 with silly fart sounds. 346 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:14,600 So come on, quick, say something funny. 347 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:23,040 SILLY FART SOUNDS 348 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,240 I did warn you. 349 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:29,440 LOVE ISLAND THEME & SILLY FART SOUNDS 350 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,240 Here's an unseen clip that doesn't have a name. 351 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,640 I'm sure Lola has some ideas. 352 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:37,560 But also, I like when people first name, last name people. 353 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,720 It's a posh boy thing, you know, when they are like... 354 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,720 Rufus Alistair or something, do you know what I mean? 355 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,560 I like that. Rufus? 356 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,640 TOMMY:I think I'll call one of my kids Romeo. Romeo. 357 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,040 SAMRAJ: Like the Beckhams? Romeo Murphy. 358 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:53,040 I'm calling my son Junior. Samraj Junior, SJ.That's cute. 359 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,120 I might just call... Yeah, just call him my name 360 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,640 but add Junior on the end. 361 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:59,680 AIDAN & SAMRAJ: AJ. AJ. AJ! 362 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:02,080 AJ. AJ, yes! Aidan Junior. 363 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:05,120 That a great name, AJ. AJ Murphy. How would you spell it, though? 364 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:08,760 Put A-Y-E-J-A-Y. What?! 365 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,880 Aye-Jay. 366 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,640 No! Stop talking. No, darling. 367 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,480 That's... That's crazy. No. 368 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,320 This is when I say you're from Essex. 369 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:19,360 No, because how... AJ... How can you have, like, a two-letter name? 370 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:24,160 Your first name's Aidan. Junior. So it's AJ. Jay. 371 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,400 Nickname is AJ. It's just a nickname. 372 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,200 That's not his name. His nickname's AJ. 373 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,720 But why start throwing letters into AJ 374 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:30,240 when it's just his initials? 375 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,040 Cos you said his name's gonna be AJ, but... 376 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,160 That's what everyone will call him. Aidan Junior. 377 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,640 Aidan Junior. Everyone's gonna call him AJ. Yeah. 378 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:38,640 Yeah. Wouldn't it be Aidan Murphy Junior? 379 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:42,000 So, on the birth certificate, you're not gonna go A-Y-J. 380 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:45,320 No, Aidan Junior Murphy. Aidan Junior Murphy? 381 00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:47,160 Yeah, I know it's a bit backward, but it sounds better 382 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:50,480 cos you can say AJ - AJM. AJ. 383 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,520 Oh, thanks, guys. You just named my first kid. 384 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:56,520 I did think about calling my kid Chevrolet now as well, so... 385 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,640 THEY LAUGH Chevy.Chevy. 386 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,160 I might call my kid Spurs. 387 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,600 IAIN: That might explain how my best mate - 388 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:05,600 Sheffield Wednesday Volkswagen Beetle - got his name. 389 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:11,640 . 390 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:14,960 BAGPIPE MUSIC PLAYS 391 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,480 The mountains on Mallorca share a lot in common 392 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:17,400 with the Highlands of Scotland. 393 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:21,320 For one, they are both famous for their flings. 394 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,840 So, your foot's here, you point it out. 395 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:26,160 And you just go back, front, back, front around your knee. Yeah. 396 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,600 So you just basically do it with a jump. Oh! OK. 397 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:33,120 So... What the...? And then... 398 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,520 SCREAMING So, a lot of jumping. 399 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,960 It's all jumping. Girl, you're so good. 400 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,400 Bloody hell, this is calorie deficit right here. 401 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,720 The jumping. There is, like... 402 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:47,040 Basically, they are swords crossed like this, on the ground, 403 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:47,920 and you need to jump over them. 404 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:51,560 That was basically it! Lola's falling in the sword. 405 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,680 She's falling... Your hands need to be glued here. 406 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,400 Your hands need to be glued on like this. 407 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,200 And you're literally just... That's so cute! I know. 408 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,560 And then you're doing that over the sword. 409 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,960 You need to jump back over the other side of the sword. 410 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,080 And then when you go round in a circle, 411 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:08,800 you need to go right behind the sword. 412 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,320 What if I just did this? 413 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:17,240 Yeah, that'll work (!) THEY LAUGH 414 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:25,120 IAIN: Earlier in the week, Lorenzo and Yas lipsed on the terrace. 415 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:28,160 But were they moving in the right direction? 416 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,400 YAS:Could we just try the other way? 417 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,480 LORENZO:Yeah, go on, then. What, me this way? 418 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,600 What way do you normally go? I normally go that way. 419 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,720 I normally go that way. 420 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,520 I'll try. 421 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:38,440 It may be called French kissing, 422 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,160 but snogging is not like driving in Europe, Lorenzo. 423 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,280 You don't have to do it on the other side. 424 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:46,880 Time for the boys to give Lorenzo an unseen bit of advice 425 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:50,520 before he retakes his snogging theory test. 426 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,040 Remember, just pick one side and stick with it. 427 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,560 Don't go, "Mm, ah, let's change this side." 428 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,360 It's always this side. Going that way? 429 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:58,400 I go in the other way. I am left-handed, but I go this way. 430 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,520 You're left-handed? I'm right-handed, I go left. 431 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,320 I'm left-handed, I go right. 432 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,840 It's easier to put your right hand on the face. 433 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,560 Yeah, so I get my left hand. Oh, yeah. What about you, Simba? 434 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,280 I go right. You go right, yeah. 435 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:12,600 You're right all the way? Yeah, I go... Yeah, right, yeah. 436 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:13,800 LAUGHING:He had to put the tongue out! 437 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,320 "What way do you go?" 438 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:18,040 Had to go, "Yeah, That's what I do." LAUGHTER 439 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,440 No, I like this way, then that way. 440 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,800 But when it's intense, I'll go to the left. Like, when it's... Oh. 441 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,600 What, is that, like, turbo mode? 442 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:27,400 Yeah, turbo. Switch on - "bleurgh!" 443 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,840 Sport mode plus! Sport mode. And then he's like, 444 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,360 "Need to go up a few gears. This way." 445 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,760 "We're shifting gears." MIMICS CREAKING 446 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,560 Basically, Lorenzo, stay out of neutral, no tailgating, 447 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:39,480 and at all costs, do not pump the gas. 448 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,160 This next unseen clip will give a flavour 449 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,680 of what's really going on in the villa. 450 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:50,640 All the boys are hot. So are all the girls. 451 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,120 All the flavours, man. A lot of gorgeous people in here. 452 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:56,120 All the flavours. Yeah, all the flavours. 453 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,240 That is true. 454 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,640 There actually are all the flavours. Who's strawberry? 455 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:04,000 KAVAN LAUGHS He's... Is he vanilla? 456 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,120 No, I was gonna say he's strawberry. 457 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,240 Strawberry, like...? I will be strawberry. 458 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,720 Obviously, you don't know the story. Fruity! 459 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,840 Where did strawberry come from? What's Kav? 460 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:14,240 He's like a bourbon vanilla. 461 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,640 He's like... No, I'm vanilla. I'm like... 462 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:20,360 He's dulce de leche. 463 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,560 Dulce de leche. What's that? Si. 464 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,000 The sweet milk one. The sweet milk. 465 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,480 So you're not "white" white, you're like... 466 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,000 Yeah, you're sweet, spicy white. 467 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:30,640 Are we talking about in the bedroom here? In general. Just your vibe. 468 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,160 You're not like...? You're the coffee tiramisu. 469 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,880 Mmm. I love tiramisu as well. That's you. What am I? 470 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:38,200 You're caramel. Mmm. Good. 471 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,320 Ellie is like Irn-Bru. 472 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,760 You're losing me, guys. Italy. 473 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,240 Are we talking...? What are we talking here? 474 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,080 Just vibes. What's Aidan, then? Vibes? 475 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,840 We're not talking in the bedroom? No. Aidan's like... 476 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:50,920 There's too many vanilla. Banana.He's like a classic. 477 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,520 Oh, no, he's like... You know the bubblegum flavour? 478 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,320 Pfft! 479 00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:57,560 A bit of fun? Yeah. Yeah. 480 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,680 I hear that. OK. Bubblegum. 481 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,440 What's Fitzy? Fitzy's all reliable. 482 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,520 ELLIE: I just got us all the same. 483 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:05,400 Thank you, love. Cheers, Ellie. 484 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,840 Strawberry Twist? Do you not want? Thanks. 485 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:12,960 IAIN: No Strawberry Twist for me. I'm more of a Mr Whippy man, myself. 486 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,520 Here's an unseen bit of the boys training in the gym. 487 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,960 They're supposed to be doing pull-downs or pull-ups, 488 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,400 but this turned into put-downs. 489 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:26,880 Lorenzo, you've got a high jumper build. 490 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:30,200 I don't know what that means. You've got, like, a... Like... 491 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,240 The build of a athlete that's good at jumping. 492 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,040 That's what I'm trying to say. What does that look like? 493 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,760 LAUGHTER No, but... Fuck sakes, bro. 494 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,880 When I look at you, I just think, "Yeah, pole vault, high jump," 495 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,920 you know, the jumping ones. 496 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:46,840 Go on, give us a little jump. Jump over his arm.No. 497 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:49,560 Go jump over his arm. No. I'm not a good runner or jumper. 498 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:50,760 I'll give it a go first. 499 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:55,320 I can't even remember what a pole vaulter does. 500 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:57,720 MEN:Yeah! 501 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:00,440 Where's my pole? No, no pole. 502 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,840 It's one of these. You have to get the knees up. Need my pole. 503 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:09,200 Yeah! LAUGHTER 504 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,240 He nearly went over. Went over. 505 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:13,440 Yeah, maybe not, maybe not high jump. 506 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:17,360 IAIN: Have confidence in yourself, Lorenzo. 507 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:21,600 You are stretchier than you think. 508 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:22,800 You smell like rubber bands. 509 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,840 What?! You smell like rubber bands. 510 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:29,760 It's the summer's hottest new fragrance... 511 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:33,040 ..Eau de Lorenzo, 512 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:40,320 with notes of passion fruit, battery acid and burnt rubber. 513 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:43,640 I didn't get the passion fruit from it. All right. 514 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,760 I'll let them know. Yeah, let them know. 515 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:50,320 Maybe they can tweak their ingredients. Mm. 516 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:52,720 Eau de Lorenzo is significantly proven 517 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:56,360 to last at least twice as long as other scents. 518 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,560 You still smell like rubber bands. 519 00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:00,240 Can you not say that? I'm sorry, you do. 520 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,080 It's not rubber bands. 521 00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:03,600 Everyone's gonna be thinking you smell weird. 522 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:07,840 CHUCKLING:Yeah, can you fuck off? SHE LAUGHS 523 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:12,640 Eau de Lorenzo - guaranteed to get the girls sniffing around. 524 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,480 It's, like, your arms. 525 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:17,200 CHUCKLING:What? It is. 526 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,400 HE SNIFFS Mm. 527 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:22,040 You're gonna have a new aftershave sponsorship after this. 528 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,560 Eau de Lorenzo. 529 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:29,600 Keep your emotions in a bottle. 530 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,560 # This is the dawning Of the Age of Aquarius 531 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:51,400 # Age of Aquarius... # 532 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:52,600 I could show you a few of my moves, 533 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,600 show how I flow around on the mat a little bit. 534 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,040 So, yeah, let's get into it. 535 00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,880 IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen bits, 536 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:02,880 where Geordie yogi Tommy has turned the beach hut 537 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,000 into a wellness studio. 538 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,720 The shoulders have got to be back. They've got to be dropped. 539 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,760 Feel it in your core, feel the stretch. 540 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:14,080 # Let the sunshine... # 541 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:15,280 Come on, everyone, shake those chakras. 542 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:18,280 It's giving banana in pyjamas. 543 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:21,920 I got absolutely fuck all to shake, but it still moves. 544 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,560 It goes... All you hear is... MIMICS BONES RATTLING 545 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:29,480 That's my bones. IAIN: I said chakras, Ellie. 546 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,920 We have lots of food for thoughts. 547 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,720 I think I've put Mibs on to something. 548 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,520 No, he definitely didn't. Ketchup sandwich. 549 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,640 Did you just have plain bread with ketchup? Yeah. 550 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:41,000 Yeah, two pieces of bread, ketchup. I don't even like ketchup. 551 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,760 As we offer up clips so unseen, 552 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:46,400 they will literally have you rolling on the floor in laughter... 553 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,840 You just pull your body over. FART EFFECT 554 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,360 You can actually hear my back cracking there. 555 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,080 # Let the sunshine, yeah... # 556 00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:55,800 ..and seeing stars. 557 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,800 Ah! Fuck! 558 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,240 Ah, fucking bastard. 559 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,360 {\an8}Brace yourselves for a finely-balanced selection 560 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,360 {\an8}of unseen bits that flip the world as you know it on its head. 561 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:09,680 Boom! Thanks, Tommy. Namaste. 562 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:16,320 # Let the sunshine... # 563 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,000 Let's move to another unseen clip. 564 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:26,920 And everyone was walking the line like model Islanders. 565 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,360 AIDAN:I'm trying to learn the model walk. 566 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,480 Shoulders back. Shoulders back, innit? 567 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,760 Just a little bit of a sway, look. 568 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,520 Aid, that's too much. Was that too much? 569 00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,000 Do you want another demo coming down here? 570 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,520 Go on. Me and you do it. Come on. Yeah, yeah. 571 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,040 Just a little nonchalant. 572 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,840 Never eye contact with anybody. Ready? 573 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,560 # Na-na, na-na, na-na The runway walk... # 574 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,360 # Na-na, na-na, na-na. # 575 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,480 No, Aid, we're bobbing too much. 576 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,920 That's too quick. That's too quick. 577 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,920 No, that's the pace. Normally for a runway, that's the pace, innit? 578 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:59,240 What, is there a beat, is there? Yeah, there's a bit to it, yeah. 579 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,760 Boom, boom, boom. It's hard, innit? 580 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,880 Do you reckon you could do the modelling? Yeah. 581 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,560 Want to do the walk with me? THEY LAUGH 582 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,720 Now I've got my new fit on. I wanna do one after. 583 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,440 Where from? Here? Yeah, we'll go from this line here. 584 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:14,360 Let's do it. No eye contact. Just a little bob. 585 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,760 I do need a bit of advice before I go into this, though, bro. 586 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,800 Like, what do I do? How do I approach it, like... ? Ready? 587 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,520 # Let me see your runway walk 588 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:23,720 # Make your heels click Make the runway... # 589 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:27,080 What are the boys doing? 590 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:32,760 LAUGHTER 591 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:36,720 LAUGHTER 592 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:37,960 TOMMY:Yes, Kav! Come do it with me. 593 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,160 You need in between the both of them. 594 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,960 He moves too much, he moves too little. 595 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,480 Right, hold on. Go on. 596 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,600 Standby. TOMMY:Three, two, one. Go. 597 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:49,120 # Na-na, na-na, na-na The runway walk... # 598 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,160 SAMRAJ AND TOMMY:Oh! 599 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,280 Oi! Yes, the boys! 600 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,800 Oh, are you giving it one of them? 601 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,000 # Let me see your runway walk 602 00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,120 # Make your heels click Make the runway talk. # 603 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:03,040 Oh, my God, they're actually divas. 604 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,720 IAIN: Here's a top-secret, highly confidential unseen training video 605 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,440 from the LIA - the Love Island Army. 606 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,560 It's a purely defensive force committed to the surveillance 607 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:17,280 of Bombshells before active engagement. 608 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,080 Is everyone here... 609 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,480 If the two Bombshell girls come in, everyone here 610 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,320 is open to getting to know them. Exactly. 100%. 611 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:24,840 Apart from me. Apart from Fitzy. 612 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,320 I'll get to know them from the point of view 613 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,760 of finding out who they fancy. The man on the inside. 614 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,240 You can wingman. I'll wingman you. 615 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,360 Yeah, see? Yeah! 616 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:33,920 We call him now and then. He's not there every night. 617 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,320 He's not on the front line all the time, but now and then... 618 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,440 When the general needs him, I call him up. 619 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,480 He deals with our inside information. Fine. 620 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,280 He's SAS commander. That is my position. 621 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,440 00-Tart. 622 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,200 I'm whatever you need me to be. 00-Tart. 623 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:50,560 Can we just go round quickly so I know where we all stand here? 624 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,240 I'm captain. I'm private. I'm lieutenant. You're lieutenant. 625 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:56,280 You're general. SAS. SAS. 626 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,360 Cadet. Just to clarify, who's number one? You? 627 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,520 Yeah. I'm SAS, so I can float about wherever. 628 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,240 I don't really have a rank. A medal of honour is a wash bag. 629 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,360 The general's got... How many wash bags have you got? 630 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,480 I've got four. He's got four wash bags. 631 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,480 I've got two wash bags. I've only got one wash bag. 632 00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,600 Have you got three? I've got three. 633 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,400 It all works, then. Yeah. Go on, Aidan, then. 634 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,520 Give us the rundown. What's the process here? 635 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,560 No, no, no, let's not go... Whoa! Cadet! Cadet! 636 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,960 Slow down! Slow down, cadet. 637 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,080 Chill out. I can say that as well, can't I? 638 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:25,560 You can say that. Slow the fuck down! 639 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:28,000 LAUGHTER 640 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,560 Right, now march! 641 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,080 Good debrief. Everyone's in a good position. 642 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,160 Do you want to lead us, general? In the middle. 643 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,720 Three, two, one. Top Tarts! 644 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,440 THEY HUFF 645 00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:40,120 Oh! Oh! Oh! I know! 646 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,560 Ow, what is that? 647 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,440 IAIN: Sorry to pull rank, lads, 648 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:47,360 but the onwards march of Unseen Bits continues. 649 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,560 The Islanders received a text this week. 650 00:30:55,600 --> 00:31:03,080 READS ALOUD 651 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:11,000 CRICKETS CHIRP 652 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,480 And jeepers creepers, before they knew it, 653 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,640 they were rushing off to the sleepover as fast as possible 654 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,360 to rush when you're filming in slo-mo. 655 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:20,680 {\an8}Truth is, they took so long to get here, 656 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:21,560 {\an8}that the grass had grown up 657 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,880 {\an8}around our magnificent four Bombshells. 658 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,120 And they had to walk all the way from Palma Airport 659 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,520 through the Mallorcan countryside, 660 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,880 which in cork wedges is no mean feat. 661 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:49,120 But there was definitely some kind of buzz about them... or on them. 662 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:53,360 Come on, chop, chop. You're gonna be late walking at that pace. 663 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,360 And they were so exhausted when they got to the sleepover, 664 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:59,120 they just kept doing everything in slo-mo. 665 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,840 But once the Islanders finally arrived, 666 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,960 it was full-speed ahead. 667 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,800 What's your favourite food? Do you like a bit of sea bass? 668 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,560 You not into fish? Nah. Are you not? 669 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,000 I like fish, but I don't like seafood. 670 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,440 You like fish? Yeah, but... 671 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,840 Oh, like you like fish, but you don't like eating the fish? 672 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:17,280 No, I like fi... What are you on about? 673 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,400 What are you going on about? 674 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,120 I study public relations. Do you know...? That's PR. 675 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:23,960 I don't know what that is. 676 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,160 You don't know? I don't know what that is. 677 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,560 {\an8}I like fish, but I don't like seafood. 678 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,400 What's the difference? 679 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,520 Like, seafood's, like, prawns and that. 680 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:36,040 What? What? 681 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,760 Fish counts as seafood. Yeah, but fish is different. 682 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:42,080 So what fish do you like? Like, just fish. 683 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,200 I've got like a foot stitch, man. Oh, my God. 684 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,920 Oh, fuck. It's like cramp. 685 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,040 Sorry, carry on. It's OK. 686 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:52,080 I do love a foot tattoo, you know. Do you? 687 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,560 I do love a foot, ankle tattoo. Do like feet? 688 00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,080 I do like feet. You've got nice feet. 689 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,600 That's one of the first things I saw. Really? 690 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,640 Do you wanna know a secret? I have two toes joined together. 691 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,440 You're lying. SHE LAUGHS 692 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:05,080 Sorry. I swear to you! 693 00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,160 Have I got something in my hair? What? 694 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,000 No, I'm just looking at you. 695 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,720 Look! Oh, OK. That's not that bad. 696 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,120 I think they look cute. Oh, OK, that's cute. 697 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,240 They look better than normal feet, I think. 698 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,360 I thought you meant they're just together, like, all the way. 699 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,400 No, no, no, just a bit of the skin is together. 700 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:22,600 Do you speak Welsh? 701 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,920 So, I used to speak better Welsh than English, until I was 16. 702 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,040 Can you teach me a word? Yeah, I can say, like... 703 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,160 I love you. Little words. 704 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:33,480 But I think if I sat there... Please don't say that to me. 705 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,560 {\an8}Why are you laughing? 706 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,640 "I like fish, but I don't like seafood." 707 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,640 I'd still eat it, but I don't like it. 708 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:44,080 What's your name? Riley? Riley? That's crazy. 709 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,200 What is it? Fin. 710 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,960 Oh, Fin. Where did I get Riley from? 711 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,520 It's nowhere near Riley. 712 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,040 I've never been with a Finley before. 713 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,160 You're with a Fin now. Fin. 714 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,960 I've never been with a Fin either. 715 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,480 What would be your ideal date? 716 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,520 I'd wanna do something fun. Would you? 717 00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,320 Like skydiving. Shall we do it? 718 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,440 For our first date, "What we are doing, babes?" 719 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:04,640 "Yeah, let's go skydiving." 720 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,760 {\an8}That'd be my dream date. There's not much... To do. 721 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,880 {\an8}Talking-wise, though. Do know what I mean? True. 722 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,600 {\an8}How are we getting to know each other flying down the air? 723 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,920 On a first date? Yeah. I never thought of it like that. 724 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:15,840 . 725 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,400 Are you looking for some sun, sand, and 50 grand? 726 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:26,720 We're giving away an epic £50,000 in tax-free cash 727 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:30,320 to spend on whatever you want. But wait, there's more! 728 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,840 If you enter today, 729 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:35,160 you'll also be entered into our amazing bonus prize draw. 730 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:36,360 Courtesy of Party Hard Travel, 731 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:39,120 you and a mate could be watching the Love Island final in person 732 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,320 from the main villa whilst enjoying 733 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,440 a dreamy seven-night, all-inclusive holiday to Mallorca, 734 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,760 including an ultimate events package, 735 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,880 bringing the vibes for you and your bestie with pool parties, 736 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:52,400 VIP club nights, boat cruises and more. 737 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:53,920 For your chance to win, 738 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:57,240 including that massive £50,000, just... 739 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,440 . 740 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,960 Good luck. 741 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,360 # Positive energy My beat... # 742 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,760 IAIN STIRLING: The party's in full swing on Love Island: Unseen Bits, 743 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,200 so strap on your heels and strut your stuff. 744 00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,400 You ready? SQUEALS 745 00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:02,040 Good boy. CHUCKLES 746 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,760 Where is Paris? Get me in Paris. 747 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,560 SHE SQUEALS 748 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,640 We're working our way back through the last days of villa action 749 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,480 to bring you everything that went unseen, 750 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:13,200 like this big pink wall. 751 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:16,240 Oh! Fucking hell. I went straight into the wall! 752 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:17,720 We're here to mop up all the steamy moments 753 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,840 that you didn't get to see. 754 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,680 SHE GIGGLES What? 755 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:24,640 So relax, because we have some cracking clips on the way. 756 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:29,240 GLASS SMASHES Oh! 757 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:30,440 Strike a pose. 758 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,760 It's the final part of Love Island: Unseen Bits. 759 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,320 Earlier, we saw the boys enrolling themselves 760 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,560 into their Top Tarts Army. 761 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,640 And here is the secret skin care routine 762 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,040 that gets the Top Tarts tarted up. 763 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:51,320 WATER TRICKLES 764 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:52,520 It's like a sponsored silence in here. 765 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,640 We're... We're focusing, Tommy. 766 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,960 Let's see if you know the next step. See if I know the next step? 767 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,080 If you know the next step, this is huge. Toner. 768 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,800 HE SUCKS TEETH 769 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:04,320 Mm, technically you're not wrong. 770 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,440 TOOTHBRUSH BUZZES Just not right. 771 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,160 So do I... Do I wet my face? 772 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:10,640 Yeah. What? Before this? 773 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,040 OK. 774 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:14,600 SHE GROANS Do you know how to put the toner on? 775 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:17,320 I've done mine already. Well, I did. I've started earlier. 776 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,440 Look at him go, look, with the lip balm. Look. 777 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,160 That's not lip balm. It's lip oil. Lip oil. 778 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:23,360 Then you put this on, don't you? 779 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,360 CHUCKLES This... This is the next one? 780 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,600 I don't know what step you're on. 781 00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:30,000 That's the toner. That's the toner, that goes next. 782 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,120 Why all three fingers? You've done four fingers. 783 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,920 I don't even know what I'm doing. 784 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,440 Right, quick, rub it in before it dries. 785 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:36,960 Oh, my God. 786 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,800 We're done with this one, yeah? Yeah. 787 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,600 Right, now we're gonna go for the eyes. Yes! 788 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:43,920 This is insane. 789 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,440 That's too much. Oh, that's too much now. 790 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,560 What the hell is this? You taking the fucking piss? Sorry! 791 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,960 Sorry, guys, I'm new to this. Respect the product! 792 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,360 I'm new to this. General's getting mad. I'm sorry. 793 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,400 No, it goes right under. No! Oh, sorry. 794 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,120 Right under the eyes. OK. Can't forget him. 795 00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:01,160 General, if I may... we are ready for lymphatic drainage. 796 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,640 They're not ready for that yet. 797 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,040 Fucking newbies! They're not... Fucking... 798 00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,480 You're getting demoted after this performance, mate. 799 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,520 If I get demoted, you're going down with me. 800 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,640 You've embarrassed yourselves. I can't get any lower. 801 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,360 Just a little bit. You've got to open the nodes, sir. 802 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:18,080 Right, then, boys, we all finish with a little spritz. 803 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,480 Yes! 804 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,600 CHUCKLES Tough. Thank you. 805 00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:23,520 Private one. 806 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,520 Thank you so much, General. 807 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:29,560 Who does the General's? The General's doing all the work. 808 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,680 No, he looks after his workers. 809 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:33,800 Yeah, that was a little treat for you guys. 810 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,840 Well done. Yeah. 811 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:39,840 Pleasure doing business.Well done. 812 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:40,720 IAIN: Skin care for me 813 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,560 involves my mum spitting on the corner of a hanky 814 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:43,440 and rubbing it on my face. 815 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,840 It's tricky when I'm working away, though, 816 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,880 so she posts me tubs of saliva so I can do it myself. 817 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,920 Fall out, boys. CHUCKLES 818 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:53,120 JAUNTY MILITARY TUNE PLAYS 819 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:56,760 LAUGHTER 820 00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,440 That was quality, though. That was too funny. 821 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,400 This next unseen bit 822 00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:08,840 proves why you should never leave your phone lying around. 823 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:12,480 Is Lorenzo's phone here? 824 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,800 Oh, Lorenzo's phone. 825 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,600 He's a fucking... SHE SHRIEKS 826 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,720 SHE CACKLES 827 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:23,960 Let me have a look. Why does he do this? 828 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,760 See, if it was anyone else, I'd batter 'em. 829 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:29,680 It's Lorenzo, it's fine. Aw, cute, guys. 830 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:31,800 Oh, I love him. SOFTLY:So fucking cute. 831 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,640 Is there a reason he looks an avatar on the end? 832 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,720 Why does he looks like he's in the Berlin dance scene? 833 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:36,640 Literally. 834 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,360 SHE GIGGLES Oh, no. 835 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,400 CONTINUES GIGGLING They're amazing. 836 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,400 Mibs, Mibs, why have gone so many photos of him? 837 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,840 SHE GUFFAWS 838 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,360 It's a photo... Does he have photos of you? 839 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:50,880 Guys... 840 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,640 I can't even breathe around this guy. Aw! 841 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,400 No, this one is fucking vanity. LAUGHTER 842 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,400 They need deleting immediately! 843 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,440 LAUGHTER 844 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,560 He was, "He's gonna make so many WhatsApp stickers of me." 845 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,960 And I thought, "For fuck's sake!" Oh, my God. 846 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,280 His phone does need to be confiscated. 847 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,400 Like, I can't even just be sat there. 848 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,840 SHE CHUCKLES Oh! 849 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,840 LAUGHS BREATHLESSLY 850 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,360 I look demonic. LAUGHING:You actually do. 851 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,040 Is this a fucking joke?! 852 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,800 No. His phone needs deleting, like... No! 853 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:28,040 I can't wait to show him that. That is the best. 854 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:31,640 SCREECHING LAUGHTER 855 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:36,800 Yasmin, do you want to fall out? Give me that phone immediately! 856 00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:41,040 I actually can't wait to show... He's gonna be so proud of me. 857 00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,440 Nowhere's safe. 858 00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:44,960 IAIN: That is one serious photo dump, girls. 859 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,280 But not as serious as the dumping of Namibia and Sam. 860 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:52,520 So, the boy I would like to steal is... Tommy. 861 00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:56,160 So, the girl I would like to steal is... Ellie. 862 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,880 The girl I'd like to steal is... Mica. 863 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:02,800 So, the boy I would like to steal is... Aidan. 864 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,000 "Sam and Namibia, you are now single, 865 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,520 "and therefore dumped from the island." 866 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,240 IAIN: At least we have some pictures to remember you by. 867 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:12,440 Oh, wait, maybe not those ones. 868 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,240 It's time for... 869 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:29,720 Beach Hut Bonanza. Whoo! Yay! 870 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,120 CHUCKLES 871 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,240 I asked the Islanders what their cheesiest DMs were. 872 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:37,280 Oh, I have received so many, 873 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,920 so many weird, weird, weird, weird DMs in my life. 874 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:44,520 "I know you're a teacher. Bet you can teach me a thing or two in bed." 875 00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,960 Just, like... That wasn't cringey. I liked that one, to be honest. 876 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,160 Someone messaged me saying, 877 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,880 "Can I call you Jasmine without the Jas?" 878 00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,600 "So, can I call you mine?" 879 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:57,240 Which is... quite good, 880 00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,640 and if he was hot, I would have replied. 881 00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,760 Something cringey like, "Are you a controller? 882 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,800 "Dot, dot, dot. Cos I'm not trying to play you." 883 00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,800 And then sent, like, a controller emoji. 884 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,240 A girl sent a picture of a dog... 885 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,040 "Sorry, my dog went missing. Thank you for finding him." 886 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:15,680 So, I DM-ed this girl 887 00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:18,080 and I sent her an emoji of a football 888 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,800 and then a fence. 889 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,320 And I said, "Sorry, I kicked my ball over my fence. 890 00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,360 "But whilst I'm here, how are you?" 891 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,760 HE GROANS I was young. 892 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,200 I get a lot of, "Can I ask you a question?" 893 00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:32,600 And I'm, like, "No, you can't." 894 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,120 The only way I can describe it 895 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:37,160 is like a Bible verse that he had made up himself. 896 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,280 And it was the most raunchiest thing 897 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:42,880 and cringiest thing I'd ever seen in my life. 898 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,320 I actually can't even say half of the stuff that was in it. 899 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,040 Very ballsy, to be honest. 900 00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:49,240 "Are you from Tennessee? 901 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,680 "Cos you're the only ten I see." And I was like... 902 00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:54,720 You need to get original. Don't ever say that to us. 903 00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:58,000 I have DM-ed celebrities before. 904 00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,440 You just think, "Oh, do you know what? Shoot my shot." 905 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:01,640 Then you wake up in the morning, 906 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,360 you think, "What an absolute embarrassment." 907 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,200 I'd just be telling them they're shaped like a wine glass, 908 00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:08,280 which is a good thing, they take it like a good thing, 909 00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:10,120 no-one's taken it as a bad thing. 910 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:11,640 I sent a boy a message, and it said, 911 00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:14,040 "If you feel something weird, don't fight it, 912 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,480 "I'm just manifesting you." 913 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:21,000 That's so cringey, isn't it? Did I get a reply back? No. 914 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,120 We've all had a guy ask for feet pics. 915 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:26,120 Might have been there, done it, who knows? 916 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:29,440 Well, she requested that I should send her some pictures of my feet. 917 00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,360 I don't know why. 918 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,080 My feet are not in the best of nick, you know what I mean, like? 919 00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:35,200 I've had some pretty weird requests in my day. 920 00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:36,400 I've had a few people 921 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:39,760 kind of message me for some old pairs of socks. 922 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,560 What goes through these people's heads? 923 00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:43,680 Did definitely have someone message me. 924 00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:44,880 I can't remember the exact wording, 925 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,400 but it was something about mayonnaise. 926 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,480 And it, like started this discussion about mayonnaise, 927 00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:49,400 which was weirdly engaging, 928 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,240 cos it's definitely better than like a, "Hey, X," 929 00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,960 or something crap like that. 930 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:58,160 But I do like mayonnaise, so it did weirdly work. 931 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,080 IAIN: Come back next time for some more... 932 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:09,960 I think we have time to squeeze in just one more clip, 933 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,760 if the boys can get round to it. 934 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,920 No, go round, go round. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 935 00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:17,840 CRINKLING 936 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:19,640 We could get a good thing going here, you know? Mm. 937 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,760 JAUNTY MILITARY TUNE PLAYS 938 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:24,800 The Commander's taking us for a walk. 939 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,440 Attention! Hup! 940 00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:31,120 What are you doing? We're walking around the garden. 941 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:32,960 Just going for a step. Eaten Oreos. Burning them off. 942 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,680 IAIN: Sorry to pull rank, lads, 943 00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:36,880 but I'm under strict orders to sign out. 944 00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:38,080 Our time is up. 945 00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:43,240 Until next time, over and out. Bye-bye. 946 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:51,680 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com