My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant. Your...
We're back, but it's not business as usual.
It's the same thing.
♪ I'll take you for a ride
♪ Who's looking for some fun? ♪
The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
Hands up for toe sucking.
ISLANDERS, CHANTING: Suck her toe! Suck her toe!
It's gonna be raunchy.
CHEERING
It's gonna be risque. I love that one, too!
And it's gonna be downright rude.
SHE BLEATS
♪ You want that party? Get ready, get ready... ♪
Add to that a blizzard of snogging,
snacking... It's got a soggy bottom.
...rapping...
Here we go I believe in cheese.
...plus regular travel updates.
Oh, my God. Help, help!
It can only mean one thing.
It's the return of Love Island: Unseen Bits!
Mm. We're actually talking about foreign literature.
SHE SNORTS
We were all witness to a television event
of truly cosmic proportions.
The big bosses of Love Island have spent months
studying the universe and consulting scientific experts.
Their conclusion?
The original big bang got one thing wrong - daytime.
The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night.
HALLOWEEN THEME PLAYS, WOLF HOWLS
SCREAM ECHOES
Day is the new night, and black is...
Well, black is still the new black.
And in the biggest-ever shake-up to the format,
we had night-time entrances.
♪ Hey, surprise, how's your day?
♪ Nice to meet you Ready to be amazed? ♪
How we getting out of here?
How do you get out of here? Ah!
LORENZO AND ANGELISTA GRUNTING
Come on. Oh, my gosh. Help me.
Whoo!
SHE LAUGHS
Oh, my God!
Hi!
Oh, my God.
O-M-G!
Oh, my... Nah, I'm gonna be sick. SHE GASPS
Nah! What the hell?! Crazy.
Hi! Oh, my God! Yeah!
Oh, my God! Help, help!
Thank you. Might just bring you this side.
Thank you, thank you. No problem.
Whoo!
Oh, my days. Yes, sir!
Hi! Hi, what you saying? You all right?
Do we get out? Oh, sweet. Probably.
SHE LAUGHS Do we just get out?
Here's to you. Here's to you.
Here's to me. Here's to me.
Here's to us. Here's to us.
Here's to we! Here's to we!
CHEERING AND SCREAMING
But before they even set foot in the villa,
our brand-new Islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
in those super-sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London.
♪ I'm coming with the boom. ♪
Hello? Hello? Anyone here? Oh, no, they've gone.
Where have they gone? Get me Meow-a Jama!
RINGING TONE
RAPID INDISTINCT VOICE SPEAKS Hello, it's me.
RAPID CHATTER RESUMES
Iain Stirling. RAPID CHATTER RESUMES
"Iain" with two Is. RAPID CHATTER RESUMES
The funny Scottish guy? No, that's Lewis Capaldi.
RAPID CHATTER At the studio. Where is everyone?
RAPID CHATTER
Ooh, it was all change with the profiles too this series. Fancy!
RAPID CHATTER
What do you mean it's secret? RAPID CHATTER
Well, we will see about that. I'll find you!
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME PLAYS
I'll take to the air.
Wait, is there a plane?
Do you see a plane?
PLANE ENGINE WHIRRING NEARBY
Can't even see the planes.
I'll take to the sea.
I'll take to the air... again.
Ah! Anyone know how to steer these things?
Whee! Do these things have a brake?
Oh, my gosh! Waaaaah!
Look. And that's how free I wanna be.
Oh, I think I've found them.
And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before.
♪ Ah, check it out, check it out Icon, icon... ♪
How we doing, guys? View's lovely.
Gorgeous. Perfect settings. Ready to get going.
Oh, my God. It's sensational. Look at the view. Love.
One sec. EXHALES
I just love kissing people. No, I can't say that.
Cut that. LAUGHS
Cut! Cut! Cut that! Oh, my God!
Ooh! Is it hot? Guys, we're in Mallorca!
I feel like I'm, like, a hologram version of me.
Like, I'm not actually here yet. Like, I cannot process this.
♪ Star, star... ♪
BIRD SCREECHES ♪ Straight trippin' when I see it
♪ Star, star Bass kickin', can you feel it?
♪ Star, star Space tippin' when I bring it
♪ Star, star Yeah, we livin' like that... ♪
I haven't had a mirror, so I don't know what I bloody look like.
It's like... rawr!
♪ Can't resist you Wanna shake it about
♪ They wanna see What all the fuss is about
♪ I've been straight trippin'
♪ When I see it, so in
♪ Bass kickin', can you feel it?
♪ Count down, space tippin' When I bring it
♪ Move out now... ♪
BIRD SCREECHES ♪ Yeah, we're movin' like that... ♪
What's that saying?
You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince?
Is that it? Oh, no, it's "kiss a few frogs", isn't it?
LAUGHS
Well, that's my saying. I've changed it.
I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth, period.
Like, I actually just don't.
And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
But I don't think you do. I genuinely think...
And I'm not even waffling. This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
As in, if I'm in the sea, and a shark's at me one-on-one...
JAWS THEME PLAYS ...I'm coming out on top.
Like, ask any of my friends. Call them at home.
I promise you. I've been saying this for years.
All you've got to do is, it's coming... Bang! It's gone.
You didn't even see that coming.
Thank you.
SCREAM ECHOING
Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot
of the Islanders' big entrance,
the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
This time, there are no games.
It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
Genius! Get the Islanders to figure it out
so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
So, yes, Love Island is doing things a little differently this year.
But one thing that will never change are the "get to know you" chats.
They're as awkward as ever. Right.
Do you need help? No.
Are you s...? Yeah, I think...
SHE GRUNTS Elegant! Look at that. Profess...
Whoa, shit. Yeah, you have to be careful.
OK. Ooh! My God.
This is how you get the ick, though. What?
On something like this. No!
Do you wanna get some water? Erm, yes, please.
I'm gonna get you some. Yes, please.
Bear with. Bear with, bear with, bear with.
Where can... ? Wait, what you eating?
Ice lollies, bro.
Help yourself. Oh. Oh, this is cool.
Ho-ho!
I wanted water, but fuck that.
Do you do Brazilian jujitsu?
No. What is wrong...? That is so...
No, no, no. Cos... Who have you dated, like?
I've never dated anyone who does it, because I can't cope with that.
I feel like people judge me... Yeah.
...just based on how I look, like I'm a fuck boy.
Yeah. I do think you do give that.
I wouldn't say I am.
You do give "fuck boy", not gonna lie. Yeah.
Do you want an ice lolly instead?
No, thank you.
TAPPING ON CAN, CAN HISSES
What's the Scottish lingo, then?
What's "aye", then? Is that just like "yeah"?
Yeah. Aye. Aye. What else is there?
I'm trying to think. What would you call that in the kitchen?
Like, you see that bit where the sink is?
See there?
What, what? Like, that.
Oh, what, the bit in the middle?
It's an island. No! Like...
What, what? Just the full hing.
Like, what is that to you? Like, a countertop?
It's a kitchen. The surface!
I don't know! It's a... a... What would you call it, like...?
I'm trying to think. "Oh, go put that on the... counter?"
Counter, yeah. Counter, yeah. Yeah.
That's a bunker. A bunker? Aye.
"Aye. Aye!" HE CHUCKLES
Do you want a new... Do you want a new cup? Yes, please.
It's fine. Bear with.
Where are the cups? What do you need? Cups?
Yeah. For what? Water?
Yeah. SHE LAUGHS
Oh, this is... this is fresh. Is it? Wash it out.
No, I'm rinsing it. There, use the filter in the fridge.
Angelista did eventually get her chat with Ope...
about 30 seconds before the sun came up.
As we saw in the main show,
it wasn't long before Jasmine learned
that Lorenzo really has a way with words.
I feel like you're very promiscuous.
You could be, like... No, not in a bad way!
HE LAUGHS
No, I mean, like, you are very sexy.
What?! You're very sexy.
Promiscuous? Maybe I used that word wrong.
I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
That's not promiscuous. Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
Not maybe. It should have been "Maneater".
Yeah. Yeah, not p...
HE LAUGHS
You'd think Lorenzo might watch his tongue
after the first obnoxious outburst,
but au contraire, turns out, he was just getting started.
A tart is a good thing. It's like a...
Is it fuck! No.
What? So it's our fault? I would say, "Aidan's a top tart."
Are we calling... Are we calling each other tarts?
Yeah. Yeah?
AIDAN LAUGHS I don't know about that, bro.
This is lost on me.
Brilliant. I'm just not gonna speak for the next...
Yeah, you know he said I look promiscuous?
LORENZO LAUGHS What does that mean?
What do you mean "what does that mean"?
Like mysterious and... Yes! No!
That's what I thought. No. Do you know what it means?
It means you're like a ho. What is it?
Like, you're like a ho. No, it's not.
Yes, that's what it means.
I'm not sure that "like a ho"
is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition
of "promiscuous", but close enough, Jasmine.
In this next unseen clip,
Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
Your... HE LAUGHS
Which one's Phil? Which one's Grant? Don't know. That's her.
That's her choice. Can I name them now, then? Right.
Can I have a look? Yes. So...
...I'm thinking...
SHE SNICKERS Wait, what did she call them?
Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
EASTENDERS THEME PLAYS
I've never heard of them. EastEnders?
Oh, Phil and Grant! OK, OK. Yeah!
SHE LAUGHS I don't think you're gonna beat it.
We'll go Phil and Grant, then. I don't think you can beat it.
It's an absolute belter. Now everyone just knows them as that.
Does she...? She doesn't actually say that, though,
like, when you come downstairs?
"How's your Phil and Grant getting on?" No, no.
She put it on her Instagram story when it was the one year.
She went, "Happy one year to Phil and Grant."
They look magnificent.
DOOF DOOF
EASTENDERS THEME PLAYS
THEME SLOWS TO A HALT
Ever wondered what it would be like
if we had Alan Partridge on Love Island?
Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
Uh-huh! Where are you from?
Hertfordshire. You. Me!
Hertfordshire. Whereabouts is that, though?
Is that up? Yeah. OK, I'm down.
It's not. Is it not down? It's south. Round the M25.
Yeah, about that. I don't know. What's your junction?
LAUGHTER
What? "What junction are you?"
I've never heard that in my life! "22!"
How do you not know? You come off on the junction.
I know the motorway.
We're probably quite close junctions. Junction 22!
Yeah, I think we are. Yeah, I feel like I'm seven...
No, I'm five, and you're, like, seven.
How do they work out where the junction...? The motorway don't end.
Where does the motorway start and end?
Cos there isn't. If you've got London in the middle,
right, Hertfordshire's north-east...
This is where I get a little bit lost, so just slow it down.
I just know London's there, and that's as good as it gets.
What are you finding lost? I just said London's in the middle!
OK, carry on. Right, London there.
Mm-hm. Yep. This is London.
Where is it? Like, just north of London?
North-west. North-east.
Yeah, so, Essex is literally... Ah!
Essex is near, yeah. OK, just simple, simple wording.
So north of London. You've got Hertfordshire.
Then you've got Essex, and then you've got Kent. No?
Yes. So, you go round the M25... Now he's talking.
Like you go... wrap it around. Yeah, so you go round the M25...
Are you actually understanding this, or is it going...?
No, no, no. I know my maps. OK. Do you actually?
I'm good with my maps, yeah. Do you drive to...?
We're like, "Huh?" Yeah. I drive in Scotland.
I'm fine. All right.
Do you drive on the right in Scotland? Eh?
Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
Is it, then? There's no way.
Do you? What?
Is it left-hand drive, your cars? Do you drive on the right?
Left-hand drive like normal. No!
You drive on the left, babe. Just the same as England.
Same as England, right? Aye.
Oh, my God. You never know. It's a different fucking land.
Do they have junctions there? LAUGHTER
Aye. We do. And dragons.
And dragons! What junction are you?
I don't know. Oh, OK.
Does no-one know their junctions? No-one knows!
I don't think it's a normal thing to ask.
I've never been asked it. But I rate it. It's something different.
Time for quick dip into our Islanders' preshow interviews
to ask Ope, "What are you like?"
People always think I'm... I'm gonna be "uns-uns" all the time,
but I'm actually like... Ah, ran out of time.
Well, come back after to find out in his own words...
Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
♪ You take me higher Than I've ever been, baby. ♪
We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage
from the last week in the villa.
Here we go, one, two, three
I believe in cheese
Can you stop, please?
No, my G
Cos I'm rapping 'bout cheese.
Anything you want from us, girls?
Go to the end, pose, come back, and then I'll go.
If you say so.
GIRLS CHEER
We'll give you the energy boost you need.
HE BEATBOXES
We've got hard-hitting clips...
And again! Ay, ay! And again! Whoo!
...and full-body flips.
Fantastic.
Just say it like it is.
Like a duck on water. Duck to water.
You... It's the same thing. HE LAUGHS
This year's Islanders really are the GOAT.
SHE BLEATS Oh, m...
Whoa! I'm not even trying that one.
SHE MEOWS What the fuck is going on?
Earlier, we rudely interrupted Ope
while talking about his favourite subject - Ope. But...
People always think I'm gonna be "uns-uns" all the time,
but I'm actually like, "uns-un, uns-un", know what I mean?
There's... Again, Opes is a different... Opes is a...
I'm like an onion. So, you know that whole ting with Shrek?
I'm like an onion. Opes is an onion.
Caption that - "Ope's onions". That can be...
CHUCKLES
Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks
and makes people cry is a great idea, Ope, but you do you.
Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year,
and she expected a language barrier at Mallorca Airport
but not inside the villa.
Is Shrek Scottish? Yeah.
Is who? Shrek? Yeah. Yeah.
That's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
That's a good point, actually. I didn't think of that.
Shrek's Scottish, in't he?
You're in bed with Shrek. Well done, Aidan.
Fiona! LAUGHTER
Donkey.
So, what am I, Shrek? Is that what...? Like, what...?
You can be Fiona, and then he can be Lord Farquaad.
Lord Farquaad. LAUGHTER
Where is that ogre?
LAUGHTER
What the fuck?
That was a fab impression.
Where is that ogre?
Luckily, she didn't turn into an ogre last night.
LAUGHTER
And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aidan
wasn't true love's first kiss.
I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit
and thought to myself, "There's no way it could get any more blue."
GIRLS SQUEALING
But it did get more blue for the first challenge
of the series - Phone Roulette.
One by one, our Islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
Lorenzo.
That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed
by the owner of the phone.
Oh!
"Suck the toes of an Islander of your choice."
ISLANDERS, CHANTING: Suck her toe, suck her toe, suck her toe!
So let's do a call-back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
Samraj!
CHEERING, TEXT ALERT
Ooh, here we go.
OK. Oh, no!
I'd suck all the toes again. Oh!
"Perform your favourite sex position
"with the Islander you think would be best in bed."
Oh, no, I'm scared.
Got to lie down, though.
And then put this leg over like this.
Like this. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
I love that one, too! That's a great position.
Yeah, does anyone know the actual, like, name for that?
It's called the Samraj Special. LAUGHTER
LAUGHS Lorenzo!
TEXT ALERT
"Say who you think is in the wrong couple
"and who they should be with instead." Oh.
That's a good question.
The couple that I can't see working, I'd probably say Sam and Robyn.
I don't think Sam's got to know Lola.
I think Sam and Lola could be... Ooh!
Could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
I think Robyn should be with...
I think she should be with George.
Ooh.
Cos she likes George.
LAUGHTER Fucking hell!
Seriously?!
I like Robyn, so... Aw!
Ellie!
CHEERING
TEXT ALERT Ding, ding.
"Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most."
That's a good one. You haven't got to pick me.
Are you messing? This is your time to shine.
Give her a kiss.
Right.
LAUGHTER
CHEERING, APPLAUSE
Where are you going? You can just do it there.
Oh, do it here, look. Oooooooooh!
Oh, I don't how to do it, though. Fucking hell.
Go on, Fitzy!
Tongue!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
It's all love, brother. It's all love.
Aidan, was he a good kisser? Oh, he's a great kisser, mate.
Next time, we'll do it without Ellie.
CHUCKLES
After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
but apparently not.
Do you like a toe sucking? No.
No. No, not normally. No? Who does?
"Not normally". Hands up for toe sucking. Oh.
Oh. There's more than we thought.
I love it being done to me.
Really? Oh, that's so hot. What the fuck?
I've never really, like, let someone suck my toes, so I wouldn't know.
I don't think it's very nice, babe.
Wait, Jasmine, what do you like about it? What is it?
Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
It's not nice just on a reg.
LAUGHTER
Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
At the office getting her toes sucked.
Well, Lorenzo will be a pro now, so...
Well, not after that performance, no. I think... You can teach me.
Shall I? Yeah. Ooh. Maybe not.
Is it just the toe sucking,
or, like, does the tongue run across the toes?
Whatever you want. All of it. Right.
But you're freaked out by feet? What did you say?
Are you freaked out by feet? Not freaked out by feet.
I just don't... think that... I just don't think much of feet.
I like a nice foot,
but I won't be, like, "Oh, yeah, that's a good foot!"
Mm. Like I say, I'm more about the arms.
You've never said that.
"Like I say", like I'm supposed to know.
Yeah, skinny arms. Skinny arms?
Yes, I told you that.
Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid that Lorenzo
would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
Everyone knows that a coffee
is not just a simple morning brew in the villa
and that a latte is a Love Island love language.
And Aidan is worried he may be
"expresso-ing" himself a little too much.
Where's the ice? SHE LAUGHS
What's in 'ere?
How many ice cubes do you want?
One, two? Four. Four?!
Nah, that's not going to fit. That's gonna fall out the cup.
I know. Two, please.
So, I'm making a coffee in the morning.
Basically, it instigates, you know,
that things are quite serious, really.
It means you have, you know...
you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
Why is it there? What?
Do you not fill it up? All the way to the top?
Just try that. Try that. And I'll see if I fill it up.
Cos I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
Mm. Nice HE LAUGHS
What's that? Is that a yay or a nay? No.
Do you want more milk in it or what?
No. That'll do, won't it?
I need... caramel. Don't be fussy, eh?
I'm not. I'm gonna just put caramel in it. Don't be fussy.
'I don't see it as a serious thing.
'Like, making someone a coffee in the morning,
'I think, is quite normal.'
Just cos I made her her one this morning,
if I make everyone a coffee tomorrow,
it's kind of not seen as that serious.
Then I can kind of ease my way out of it.
That's not gonna happen, by the way.
I'm not gonna get up and make everyone a coffee.
If you do end up making coffees, Aidan, I'll have a double shot
mocha choca defrocha frappe nacha De Niro, thank you.
The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
Do you wanna know a fun fact?
Go on. If you look at anything,
your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
Are you flirting with me?
No, I swear. SHE LAUGHS
But if you wanna take it that way, grand. I was actually dead serious.
Look at anything and imagine licking it.
Your tongue knows exactly what it'll be like.
Look at the net, the pillow. It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
That's overstimulating for my brain. Isn't that weird? Isn't it?
That's overstimulating for my brain. It's cool, though.
Yeah, it actually is, to be fair. That's a fun fact.
Never knew that. Right, any other fun facts?
Do you have any for me?
I've got a fun fact for you, Sean - it's time for a break.
So we'll have to come back later and find out...
You're watching Love Island: Unseen Bits,
so let's get this party started.
Do you want me to show you what I'm like DJing?
I'll give youse a show. OK, ready?
OPE BEATBOXES
Whooooo!
Yeah, say that. That's me on the decks! Oi, oi, oi!
We've danced back through the last seven days
of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
Have I got a bogey?
Definitely in there. Mate, well, go blow your nose.
No, can you pick it out? Can you fuck off?
These new Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
Oh! You fucker.
They certainly know how to strike a pose.
What's that called?
That's the downward dog. You've dossed your head.
Are you all right, babe? Where's the "down"?
It's Love Island: Unseen Bits.
Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
Any other fun facts? Do you have any for me?
So, go on, then, Sean.
About me? Right. A platypus.
What the fuck's a platypus? Oh, my God.
Perry the Platypus. Phineas And Ferb.
Phineas And Ferb! Yes, you do know.
So, a platypus. Does it sweat...
water, blood or milk?
Water. Milk.
Milk? It sweats out milk. Isn't that...?
How the fuck do you know that? I like platypus. No, I don't know.
I can't remember. I think I heard it at a table quiz.
To be fair, though, you are a teacher.
I don't teach the kids that, though. "Today, we've platypuses."
The girls are wasting no time.
It may only be week one,
but they're already discussing their type on paper.
I really like chick flicks. Yeah. You know when they're nothing-y?
You're reading, like, psychological books.
That's so different to me. I'm just like...
I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl...
Me too. ...not gonna lie.
We're literally a book club, guys.
Yeah, eat your heart out, BBC Four. We can also do highbrow.
I love Claire Douglas.
She does, like, murder mysteries. Ooh!
I'm such a Bridget Jones girl. No.
I don't know who Bridget Jones is. I'm a self-help kind of book.
With self-help books, I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
This is basic knowledge. You should know this shit!
Like, who is living their life not knowing this stuff?
Youse continue your book chats, I'm gonna go.
No, but we were saying, like...
Hey, everyone.
Are you dipping your feet in? Yeah.
What are you guys chatting about?
They were talking about books, and I'm not gonna lie, don't read.
You came over here like, "Nah." I don't read at all.
She was like, "Nah. Forget this shit."
What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
We're talking about books as well. Fuck off.
We're actually talking about foreign literature.
The Swedish kind. Youse are taking the piss.
Swedish literature's really interesting.
We're thinking about taking a trip to the library.
Just to see the museums and the culture.
Yeah, all the culture. So much culture to take in.
I don't mind not reading.
I read a book...
LAUGHTER ...during the lockdown. What?
I've came over here to avoid the book conversation,
and you're, "I read a book..." I'm actually gonna go sit by myself.
Ellie is thinking that this is not
the under-the-covers action she signed up for.
Robyn may be a proud Scouser, but that doesn't mean
she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool actually is.
You're gonna have to teach me some slang, you know, serious.
Cos when we get out and I come down, we're gonna have to go out.
I'm gonna have to... Scotland's up the way.
Is it? BOTH LAUGH
You... You come up, babe.
Come up, not down. You come up, mate.
Well, when I come down...
Up! BOTH LAUGH
No... When I come up, when I come up...
ROBYN SCREAMS
You're fine, it's away. Sorry! Sorry, I don't like bugs.
You don't like bugs?
Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robyn. It's...
Do you know what I like? I like, like...
SHE SCREAMS That bug is literally...
No-one's actually called me a... Mm!
What? Can you get rid of it?
What the fuck? Do you know what? He likes you.
They don't fuck around, do they? They just come right at you.
It's so nice to have someone come in and just be, like... a man.
A man? SHE SCREAMS
Honestly, if I had chopsticks, I'd have fucking caught that.
I think we're just like... Oh, my God. Sorry.
That is a ginormous wasp.
I think it's probably just attracted cos you've got perfume and stuff on.
Fuck's sake. MICA YELPS
Oh! No, no, no, no, no.
You're obsessed with me.
I need her to take one for the team. SHE SCREAMS
Where is it? It landed on my face!
I just saw that happen in 4K. What the hell?
That is a moth, right? Did you see it on my face?
It literally landed on my face. Guys, it slapped me.
I low-key have... It hurt. I'm not joking.
That, I should do. Yeah.
One day, I'll just come over, and I'll give you...
Like, I've bought you a gift. Just...
Get it off me. HE SHOUTS
Why did...? Why? Why didn't you get it off me?
I just wanted to see what it was gonna do.
It's coming back for revenge.
I think that's the same... It's the same one!
I was quite calm. Like, whatever happens, happens.
But now I'm, like, ready to...
What is that? What the fuck is that?
Whoa! It just fell.
Wait, take a picture of it. It's a beetle.
Oh, it's...
I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him, come on.
And then I'm gonna take a pic of you taking a pic of me taking a pic.
Pick it up. You'll be fine. That's massive, don't pick that up.
You just told him to pick it up! I changed my mind.
Ooh! Beetle catching.
We don't know if it's poisonous. HE SHOUTS
SHE SCREAMS I'm joking.
I don't like that shit.
If you don't like it, Ope,
then don't do a photoshoot with a dung beetle.
It's the first week, and already,
the terrace has seen some serious lip action.
But what I'd like to know is
what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
REWINDING
Hold on, I'm gonna pee quickly. Shut up.
I swear to God, I need to pee. Fuck off.
You can... You can just take in stuff.
And you haven't even... Leaving me already?
Wahey! He's literally leaving me already.
He was like, "I need a wee."
Oh, yes, sir! How romantic.
DOOR SLAMS
TOILET FLUSHES
TOOTHBRUSH WHIRRING
Oh, the romance.
I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie
about one of the funniest people to come out of Scotland.
"Ah, which one of you's taken a shit?
"And not flushed it?
"Fucking disgusting." "Disgusting!"
She's great, that woman. She put Scotland on the map.
Yeah, what an icon. Yeah.
Do you know her? No... Do I know her?!
Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have taken a shit?
No! I don't know her. Wish I did, though.
"I'm gonna sing Cher Lloyd by Cher Lloyd."
THEY LAUGH
We'll do a re-enactment.
Quick. ELLIE CHUCKLES
Right, let's sit here. Let's sit here.
No, I need to see it front-on.
Right, right.
Right, hold on. So, what character do you want first?
The wee lassie. There's two.
No, the one that's sitting doing nothing.
Right, you ready?
Gonna... I'm gonna sing...
THEY LAUGH
Right, ready? Right, OK. Wait a second.
Right. I'm gonna sing Cher Lloyd by Cher Lloyd.
THEY LAUGH
This is like Year 11 Drama. Let's see your...
Oh, right, sorry, sorry, right. Right, go, go, go.
Which one of youse has done a shit?
And then you have to say, "It wasn't me."
It wasn't me. Well, it was fucking one of youse.
Disgusting!
THEY LAUGH
Sorry. All good, brother.
Do you make her laugh like that? No.
SHE LAUGHS I don't.
Ready? Go. THEY LAUGH
Do you know what I mean? It's a bit much.
It's a bit over the top now.
I think they're kind of... What was so funny?
Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny. If you ask me, it's disgusting!
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♪ I got what you need
♪ Ain't nobody better than me... ♪
Everyone say "cheese"!
Or better still, everyone say, "Love Island: Unseen Bits!"
♪ I got what you need... ♪
We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
♪ I got what you need... ♪
Like that big ledge behind you, Yas.
Would he? Ow! Ow...
It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
Oh, you just put your hair in...
Have I? Listen, that's the least of my problems right now.
It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons,
you can make lemonade.
Fuck off!
At last, a talent that Ope hasn't mastered.
It's Love Island: Unseen Bits!
I heard two of the girls walking past my voice-over booth yesterday,
saying, "That Aidan, what a melt."
I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite.
That looks good. Gordon Ramsay.
Smells good too, doesn't it?
Is this mine or yours? Oh...
On your right. Did you want it?
Are you joking me? Can we share it?
What? You just been robbed?
You've just been robbed, mate. I know.
It's all right. I'll make another one. Round two.
Oh, it's a bit soggy. It's a bit soggy.
It's got a soggy bottom. Don't moan, babe.
What did she say? It's a bit soggy.
Bring it back here, then.
Sorry, Aidan. It looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
Oh. I wanna give the girls...
Oh, my God. Is it "sensaysh"?
Can I have some? Oh, my God!
That is the best thing I've ever tasted.
Mmm.
That has given me goose bumps. I've got full-on shivers.
Do you want another bite? I would.
She would. Yes, she would.
How fucking good is that? Mmm.
How good is this? Mmm.
That's my favourite thing in the world.
Oh, my God.
Incredible from him.
He's an amazing man. Mm.
Well, this is a Love Island first -
a girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
24 hours after they entered the villa,
the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
"Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday.
"They have been keeping a secret." SHE LAUGHS
No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
Well, that's where you were wrong, Jasmine. It was funny.
First, everyone pulled a funny face.
And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing
as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
TEXT ALERT
"Ellie and Samraj, it's not over yet.
"A second chance is coming."
Is this a joke?
It is a joke, Samraj. I told you this was funny.
The games have begun. I'm ready.
Also ready were two brand-new Bombshells,
so Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
Right. Lovely, innit?
Sorry, what was your name? Kavan.
How do you...? Kavan, with a K.
It's different, innit? Oh, Kavan? Kavan, yeah.
I sound horrible saying that. Where are you from?
You got a bit of an accent. Have a guess.
Welsh. No. No?
Scottish? Yeah.
50/50, weren't it? 50/50.
I was gonna say "close enough", but it's miles off.
Done this before? I'm a model, darling.
I'm used to the cameras.
Make sure you get my good side, OK? SHE LAUGHS
Cheers. To us.
To us. Indeed.
Sorry. I had to swallow it.
I need to put these down. I actually can't see a fucking thing.
I should have got that Botox done, cos I'm squinting like that an' all.
It's OK. There's a fly. Yeah, I was gonna say,
you don't want that in your drink.
What's gonna happen? Let's do this.
Come on. Let's go. Let's go.
This way. ELLIE LAUGHS
THUD Pfft!
Did you...? Just hit my head.
It's back. It's time for...
I asked our Islanders to show me their party tricks.
Party tricks?! I dunno. Er...
I can do the moonwalk.
Mate, that was shit, to be fair.
I have the world's crappest party tricks,
which I'm gonna show you guys cos the world needs to see it.
Ta-da!
SHE SNORTS I think I've got one.
HE LAUGHS
Two legs up and a little like this. Make it rain.
So, this one bends a lot worse than this one.
But this one's pure minging.
Tense my abs. I think having abs is a party trick, so...
Maybe?! I don't know!
HE GRUNTS
Oops. Goes like this.
WHISTLES
Gree, gree, gree, gree, gree, gree, gree.
WHISTLES
Gree, gree, gree, gree.
I've got really bendy-wendy hands, so, like, I can do this weird thing.
I can do the Magic Mike one where I jump in the air
and I grind on the floor.
Ooh! HE GASPS
Oh, no.
I think we're OK. HE LAUGHS
I'm sorry. Is it all right?
So, I've got... Is that one all right?
Shall I do it again? Maybe not.
Come back next week for some more...
Unseen Bits is contractually obliged
to include a certain amount of farts in each episode,
but we are almost at the end, and we have not reached our quota.
We're gonna get reported to "Waftcom".
Let's have one last look.
I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits
cos I am just exactly how I am back home.
I will be farting on Unseen Bits. Me and you!
FART
It's that time again. FART
100% they're gonna use that shit. Yeah, 100%.
Of course we are, and just in time.
It was a princess pop. It wasn't anything else.
It wasn't a fart.
We'll take a princess pop, Jasmine, thanks.
See you next time. Bye!
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