IAIN STIRLING: Previously... on Love Island...
# We are family... #
Sean! Tilda!
IAIN: ..it was a family affair.
I've missed you so much, I can't even explain.
I feel like I'm in a dream.
Casa Amor... what was that about?
We did wanna put you in a headlock. Ah!
SQUEALS
Grampa is watching every night. Is Grampa watching it? Ha!
SQUEALING, SHE CRIES
It's not everyday you watch your boy fall in love.
Do I need to start saving for a big auntie hat? Oh!
I've missed you so much.
Do you feel like you've found the one?Yeah.
Mum would be so proud of you.
Is that it now? Are you officially engaged?
Oh, my God.
SQUEALING Oh, my God!
I just worry that Ayo's family won't like me.
I feel Mimii is a better suit.
# We are family... # Yeah.
# Get up, everybody, and sing... #
IAIN: Tonight...
Let's go! CHEERING
..it's showtime...
LAUGHTER Oh!
That's my girlfriend!
..in a talent spectacular.
Oh, my... I love it!
Whoo! Beautiful.
And most importantly, the cream. Oh!
Candyman!
That's talent... right there.
# Now I'm dancing in your arms to Eternal Flame... #
IAIN: Family Day has provided some magical moments.
Mimii giving her mum a big hug. Ciaran giving his mum a big kiss.
And Sean giving his mum a big bag of dirty laundry
and some chinos he wants taking up.
I could not be in a better mood right now. What a day!
I am gassed. Just can't stop smiling to myself.
I couldn't believe my eyes.
# I never got it right Till I found you and I... #
And your dad is such a DILF. He's so gorgeous.
What was Matilda's sister saying? Mate, they are jokes.
They just weren't afraid to say anything,
as you expect from Matilda. Exactly, yeah.
Yeah, made it very loud and clear, any Casa antics again,
I'll be out. I'll be out!
# I know my life Is never gonna be the same... #
Your nan is the cutest thing ever, Joey. She actually is.
Honestly, I'm so close to my nan. My nan is like my mum... now,
do you know what I mean? It's like... Yeah.
I think the world of her.
Aw, Joey's nan. I'm obsessed with her.
She is actually so sweet.
She had a little gold plaque on there like that
that's got a picture of my mum on it. Oh, really?
Yeah, my sister mentioned my mum as well.
Got a little bit emotional then, but, yeah, mate,
it's honestly like so nice, yeah, so nice, bro.
It's like a dream. Literally like a dream.
# Now I'm dancing in your arms to Eternal Flame... #
Cheers to an amazing day,
us all seeing our friends and family,
and love you all so much. ALL:Cheers!
# You know I I never got it right
# Until I found you and I. #
Well, well, well. Well, well, well.
We are back again. We meet again at the same spot.
It'll go better this time. I hope so.
It weren't nice seeing you last night
and seeing you that upset, like, I don't ever wanna, like...
I don't want to see you like that ever again.
And... I'm sorry if I upset you and made you feel like that.
I'm sorry for how I reacted.
I'm gonna put it all behind me now, and it's me and you now, and, like,
I don't need to worry or need to think about anything but you.
I just wanted to say that I'm sorry.
I'm sorry too. Yeah.
Now can we talk about today?
How fun was it? So sick.
My nan and my sister adore you. Really?!
Yeah, by the looks of it and by the sounds of it, yeah.
I love them.
What did your parents think of me? They love you.Really?!
They really like you, yeah. Do they?! Yeah.
When I was sitting over there, I feel like they was,
not grilling me, but I expected them to say something anyway.
I expected it, but they really liked you,
they honestly did.
Honestly, I appreciate all the words your mum and dad said to me.
Yeah, they said it in a nice way, I was scared...
100%, your dad is serious as well.
Your dad told me, "You've got something special here."
I know that, I know that.
Yeah, when he said that, I was like, "What?"
That is wild that he said that. Yeah, but it's true.
That's a big deal for him to say that.It's true.
Your sister was crying, what did you say to her?Nothing.
Because she kept saying, "Oh, what Joey's just told me."
I was like...
No, because she said to me, she looked at me and she said,
"Really, like, do you really like her?"
And I was like, "Yeah."
I said to her, "Yeah, like, she...
"I feel like she might be the one, you know?" Mmm.
Did you really say that? Yeah, course. Oh, my God.
How do you feel about that? I love that.
The fact you told your sister that as well.Yeah, course.
That's like a big deal. It is a big deal.
I'm so glad we're friends again. I know, same.
Do you wanna come with me? Yeah, for sure.
Baby girl is hollering, so... My boy. Love.
Sweet one...
Aw, you look so good.
Thank you, appreciate that. That means a lot.
HE SIGHS Daybed, or...?
I've got something better. Oh... OK.
JESSICA:You all right? AYO: Yeah, I'm great.
I'm so confused. What do you mean?
I'm so confused.
Just walk with me. I am walking with you still.
Like, for me, it went really well. Yeah. You know? Yeah.
I know your family probably think I'm a bit nuts, but...
They don't think you're nuts.
They just know that you are different from me.
JOSH LAUGHS Where it all began.
I've always felt like I've wanted to take care of you,
from the moment I saw you,
and the way things have been going from there,
it's like every time I see you, I want you.
I've got mad love for you, you know? And... Oh!
And that's always gonna be the case.
How are you feeling? I'm feeling good. Yeah?
I feel like our journey here so far has had a good outcome,
so I knew that it would be love, anyway. Yeah. 100%, yeah.
They love you so much. And my family love you.
JOSH LAUGHS
What's going on? What are you saying, mate?
Erm... What am I saying?
No, so, basically, you know when I was sat there with my brother
and my sister and that, like, all the chat was good.
And we were chatting a lot about what things looked like
and a lot about the Mimii situation cos how my brother felt about it.
And, like, his opinion was, like... This is between us, innit?
His opinion was that me and Mimii are better suited. Right.
In the moment, I didn't agree. And he understood me
based off how I was telling him I'm feeling right now, innit?
And, like, I haven't brought it up to Jessica.
But I feel like I will need to do that.
Like, I don't know how she's gonna receive that now. Not well.
Telling her now is gonna be kind of...
Is Josh and Mimii up there? Yeah.
I feel like one of the luckiest men ever. I feel so lucky. Yeah.
Honestly, I could leave tomorrow,
and just feel on top of the world. 100%, yeah. 100% feel the same way.
And I feel like one of my major things obviously was, like,
wondering how we would connect
and make it work, obviously, on the outside, and whatnot.
But seeing your family and seeing that we're so similar,
that our morals and values are all the same,
like, it made me feel so much more comfortable. Same.
Today was just so perfect. It made me so much assured. Mm.
And when your mum asked, "What's your plan?"
I just said, "Literally, I just want us to spend
"as much time as possible," cos that's one thing important for me.
I want to be around you as much as possible.
THEY CHUCKLE This is lovely.
Thank you for bringing me up here, though. Mm, where it all began.
Yeah, where it all began. Well, the second time.
HE LAUGHS Cos the first time was there.
Yeah, but the first time when I came here was with you. Mm.
Yeah. And you look amazing tonight again.
As do you, though. Thank you, man, but the focus on you right now.
This stress is creme de la creme. Is it your favourite?
Up there. Thank you. You're welcome.
My man, my man, my man, my man. JOSH LAUGHS
My man, my man, my man. Handshake.
JOSH LAUGHS
How are you feeling, darling? So good. Yeah?Yeah.
Good.How are you feeling? I'm feeling good.
Yeah? Yeah.
I want you to know as well
that my brother and my sister really do like you.
Honestly, they really do like you. Of course, they had their opinions.
And one of my brother's opinions was to let you know as well
that he felt like me and Mimii are better suited.
Mm. It's because I am very calm.
Yeah. I'm very reserved.Yeah.
So, he saw that as in, like, you're so well suited
because that's how you are and that's how she is.Yeah. Yeah.
I just wanted to let you know that
so you're not in the dark about it, you know?Yeah. Appreciate it.
We agreed to disagree.Mm. I told him I don't feel that way.
Straight off the bat, and the fact that I am happy with you
and how things have gone in here, that I get that's how you feel.
But at the end of the day,
I've made my decisions for the reason that I've made them.
Mm. How do you feel? Honestly? Erm... It's all good.
Mm-hm. Do you know what I mean?
They're entitled to their opinion. Yeah.
So... Yeah. OK.
It's a shame, but if that's how he feels, then that's how he feels.
Yeah. How come you only said now?
How come you didn't...? No, same day.
Like, this hasn't changed, like.
I know. It's just that I thought...
I wanted to know what to say.
I just wanted you to be in the clear about it.Mm-hm.
But I'd rather you just talk to me about how you feel
rather than bottle it up. You know? Mm.
And not voice it. Mm-hm.
Yeah?
Cos I can tell right now how you feel. I know.
If you can tell, then I don't need to say it, do I? OK, got you.
SHE SIGHS DEEPLY
I just know that it's just another...
It's another thing that adds fuel
to this whole Mimii and Ayo bandwagon.
Like, it's just so draining, honestly.
SOFTLY: I understand. You understand?
I understand how you feel. Yeah. That's fine, then.
But you know how I feel. I know exactly how you feel. OK.
At the end of the day, it's not nice to hear what my brother said,
in terms of Mimii being a better suit for me.
And that's his opinion, which is fine,
because everyone has one, you know, but I didn't agree with it.
I feel like what I have with Jessica is better suited for me,
and I'm happy where I'm at with her.
What's wrong? Oh, nothing.
What's wrong right now?
I just feel so fucking fed up. Oh, at?
# Been a couple weeks now... #
Oh, my days. Don't cry. What's wrong? No, babe.
JESS SNIFFING What's wrong? What's wrong? Babe...
# Didn't even Consider your life without me... #
What the fuck?
I know how much his family's opinion means to him,
so to hear that, I'm like... That's so gutting. "Great (!)"
Yeah, that's so gutting. I feel like it just feels the...
Yeah, like what's the point? I just feel like a twat.
You shouldn't feel like a twat. No-one knows.
If my sister or my mum said that, I would...
It would make you tick, 100%, but I don't think Ayo is that way,
to think, "Right, he thinks that, and now I'm gonna do that."
Do you know what I mean? I know, but it's just so, like...
Obviously, the one thing I wanted was his family to like me.
But I think they like you so much.
I just think that they also have seen such a huge part of his journey
being with Mimii, and that's so natural. D'you know what I mean?
Yeah. But, like, everyone knows how amazing you two are together.
It's just so shit. I know it's shit.
I know that's the last thing you'd wanna hear.
It's just, I actually don't know what more I can do to shake this.
I know.
You OK? Yeah, you? Do you wanna go for a chat?
Hm?Do you wanna go for a chat? All right, then.
You all right? Yeah, you?Yeah.
I know what we have, and I know what's between us,
so to hear the opposite is just really gutting. Yeah. I get it.
Erm... As I said, I understand it's not easy to hear, and, erm...
It's not. Er, but at the end of the day,
I feel like I voiced how I felt. Ayo, I'm...
I can tell you don't want to have this conversation,
so we just won't have it. I'm speaking.
You're not, you're not speaking to me,
you're not actually looking at me when you're speaking to me.
No, I've told you...
And it's like you're pissed off, do you know what I mean?
You've just told me something that's not easy for me to hear,
so why are YOU acting like you're hard done by?
Do you hear what I'm saying?
I'm not acting hard done by. You are. You are.
So, I understand that you're gonna feel a way about it,
and respect to that. I can fully... I can fully appreciate that.
And I don't know what you need from it,
but I can understand that it's hard to hear such things.
Right, cool.
CHATTER
They're better?
Like, I can't catch a break. Right, well, that's not his fault, though.
But do you know how that feels, to hear that?
Don't brush it, though. Brush it.
IAIN: So, Family Day is over.
It's weird knowing they watch this show
and see their kids in bed with someone every night.
Oh, which reminds me, Mum,
did you remove the hidden camera you stuck in my Taylor Swift poster?
Remember what I said about boundaries.
Could I make something clear with you? Mm-hm.
I'm not looking for reassurance from you. Mm-hm.
But you need to understand that this is coming from your brother.
That's important to you, so it's important to me.
I just want to be able to feel shit about it,
and that's as far as it goes.
# I must have loved you More than I ever knew... #
Best fucking day ever. We've cried, we've laughed...
Mate, surely got to be one of the best days I've had in here
since day one. I think it's the best day.
There you go.
# You, you, you... #
We're back, baby. Mm. I'm so happy we're not having drams.
No. No more. No more. Never.
I'm checking out. I've learned my lessons.
# I'm happy for you, you, you... #
ALL: Night! Night, everyone!
# You got everything you deserved
# Oh, I must have loved you More than I ever knew
# I'm happy for you. #
# I wanna hold you... #
IAIN STIRLING: Ayo and Jess have made up,
and in bed last night, Jess called Ayo her big Shnookums.
Ah, now, you see, Ayo's brother says
Ayo actually prefers being called Snuggles, OK?
Morning. What a day yesterday, weren't it?
Like, seeing all friends and family
gives you that little bit extra boost, doesn't it?
Just to keep going in here for however long you're in here for.
Woke up today in a real good mood. How was everybody's evening?
Mine was nice, you know. HE CHUCKLES
Jessy's dad was gorge. Sorry, Ciaran.
It's all right. Your mother was a milf and all anyway.
LAUGHTER
# And I wanna love you At the speed of light
# So let the world move Till the end of time
# I wanna hold you Hold you for life. #
You had a chat with Jess last night. What was going on there?
Yeah, man.
She had a comment from Ayo that apparently his brother felt like
he's better suited with Mimii. Mm.
It's not nice to hear that because it's, like...
it's bringing that situation back up. Mm, mm.
And, like, she's upset about that, brother.
Like, she's really upset about that. Do you know what I'm saying?
WHISPERING: Did you just hear that? I don't agree.
I don't. Not in the slightest.
I kind of kept it from Mimii.
I didn't feel like there was a need to tell her.
I didn't know why I would tell her. Mm, mm, mm.
Not that I'm hiding it from her, just, like,
why am I telling her that for? Yeah, yeah. 100%.
I feel like it's just weird to go and say,
"Mimii, you know his brother said you're better suited...?" Yeah.
Why am I telling her that that? Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
Like, we're in a good place.
I don't need to go and start telling her that.
The thing is, like...
If you see them together, that is not the case.I know.
Jess brings out the best side of Ayo.
Yeah, Jess brings out, like, the funnier, louder,
more energy energetic side.
He's a different person in the best way.Yeah.
That's a big thing to say. I know.
That's really hard to hear, isn't it?
Although your brother's opinion is important to me
and it means the most out of anything that has happened so far,
I would never let that change anything between us.
I would never let it change how I feel.
It would never make me question how you feel.
And I'm not gonna lie, it was unexpected.
Like, I was shocked.
It's not what I was expecting to hear. Yeah, fair enough.
And I trust that you dealt with it the best way you could have,
do you know what I mean?
It's all good, as long as, like, I understand where you're at
if you need, like... I don't know what it is.
If it's a matter of space or... Why do you think I need space?
No, I don't. I'm just saying... Why would I need space?
I don't know what to do... You don't need to do anything.
I just want you to be normal with me. I don't want you to...
I don't want you to feel like you have to be, like...
Do you know what I mean? Like, we're good.
This is just us both just voicing how we feel.
Obviously, you would feel upset if it was the other way around, right?
I'd understand it.
I'd fully understand it, if that's how they felt.
It's not easy to accept hearing that, of course.
Like, you'd be upset. Yeah.
Or feel a way about it, which is understood. Yeah.
Is there something you're still annoyed about?
No, I'm good, honestly.
We've talked, and as long as you're clear on things, it's all sweet.
Obviously, he knows how he feels. I know how I feel.
And I guess it's only the two of us that know what is between us.
I just think it was hard to hear.
But, yeah, I'm glad things are cleared up now.
We just wanted to check on you.
Yeah, I could tell you was down. Aww, thanks, girls.
But we didn't wanna say anything until you were ready.
Until you said something to us.
But at the same time, we don't want you to be upset about anything.
Because we was on the sun deck... Mm.
..and Reuben and Josh was in the kitchen,
and me and Jessy were sunbathing, and then we heard them say...
and we both looked at each other like...
"Did you just hear that?" "Did we hear that right?"
Cos you hadn't said anything else, and I was like
I thought that I could tell you were a bit down. Yeah.
Girls, it's been squashed now. Oh, has it? Has it?
I'm not going over it.
Whatever you heard, I literally don't care,
but thank you for checking on me. I love youse.
Of course. Obviously just wanted to make sure you are all right.
No, honestly, I'm fine now.
Me and Ayo have spoke, so we're good. OK, good.
If it makes a difference, we completely disagree.Yeah.
We just wanted to make that clear. We heard it and were both like...
Love youse. "That is not true."
"That is so not true. Not in the slightest."
"And that is n... No." Thank you.
Love you. Appreciate youse.
TEXT ALERT, GASPING
I got a text!
Oh... Oh, gosh.
READS ALOUD:
SCREAMING
READS ALOUD:
# I can boogie But I need a certain song... #
This is our time to shine. Guys, I'm so shit at this stuff.
No, no, no. I don't wanna do it. Do not get me involved.
Hey, Boys Aloud, baby. Boys Aloud, baby. Come on!
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo! Come on!
Seany boy has got something up his sleeve.
# Boogie, boogie all night long... # This is gonna be sick!
IAIN STIRLING: It's talent night in the villa,
which is kind of like saying it's slimmers' night
in Stavros's Kebabs And Pizza House.
# I watch you walk away It's just another day
# Don't need you to stay No... #
Girls, who's actually nervous for tonight?
Me. I think we're all gonna smash it in our own ways.
I agree. But I'm not sure what those ways are.
# I just wanna dance alone I ain't ever going home... #
Tonight we're about to absolutely embarrass ourselves.
# I just wanna dance alone I just wanna lose my phone
# I just wanna dance alone... #
I wish we could just be judges. Yeah.
That's what I'm good at. That's a talent. Judging.
I'm good at judging. Judging peeps.
No matter how amazing or how terrible, we hype each other up.
Exactly. That's the spirit.
Huzzah! ALL: Huzzah!
# I just wanna dance alone I ain't ever going home
Alone... #
May the best talent win. CHEERING
# I just wanna dance alone. #
# Welcome to the show... #
IAIN STIRLING: It's the moment no-one's been waiting for...
The Love Island Talent Show.
This one's the hottest ticket in town.
Literally. We handed out tickets for free in Magaluf,
and people started setting them on fire.
# Welcome to the show Welcome to the show... #
I love the outfit though. You sure? I do.
Love Island Talent Show 2024! CHEERING
# La-La-La La-la-la Oh #
IAIN: First up tonight, it's Nicole with her impression
of a slug who's just had a bit of salt poured on it.
# I'm obsessive
# When just one thought Of you comes up
# And I'm aggressive Just one thought ain't close enough
# You got me stressing, Incessantly pressing the issue... #
CHEERING
That's my girlfriend! That's my girlfriend!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Whoo!
# You make me shaken up Never mistaken
# But I can't control myself Got me calling out for help
# S-O-S Please someone help me... #
I'll do whatever you want.
BOYS CHEER
Yeah! Go on, Nicole!
Ciaran's jaw was on the floor! That's all I wanted tonight,
was to see Ciaran's face like that, so mission complete!
IAIN: You've heard of Singing In The Rain,
well, this is Reuben's version, Absolutely Minging In The Rain (!)
Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Being in this lovely Menorcan sun,
surrounded by 10 out of 10s has been amazing.
But you know what?
There's no better feeling than rainy old Britain.
WHISTLES TO SINGING IN THE RAIN
CHEERING Yes!
CONTINUES WHISTLING
CLEARS THROAT
# I'm singing in the rain I'm singing in the rain
# What a glorious feeling I'm happy again... #
CHEERING
# I'm laughing at clouds So high up above
# I've got the sun in my heart And I'm ready for love... #
CHEERING
# Let the stormy clouds chase All the people away... #
HE LAUGHS
# Come on with the rain I'm smiling again
# I forgot the words But I'm singing
# Yes I'm singing In the rain. #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
it is not Singing In The Rain without the famous lamp post.
So, Grace, my dear, may I call upon you onstage?
My lovely lamp post of a lady.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Miss Grace Rosa Jackson...
CHEERING
..and I have been Reuben Collins.
CHEERING
He killed it. I loved it for him.
And he got me involved, which I loved, so... Yeah.
SHE CLAPS Round of applause for Rueben.
Yes, sir! Yes! Have it on!
Star of the show, baby. Oh, it was a dream.
I had all the eyes all on me. Oh. What a time to be alive!
CHEERING
IAIN: Not entirely sure what the next act involves,
but Matilda's wikiFeet rating's about to go through the roof.
Welcome to Sean and Matilda's Love Island Love Story.
CHEERING Let's go!
Oh, my God. CHUCKLING
Is that Sean? That's Sean!
Sean started his journey at Love Island with a rocky start.
The Sweet King had convo after convo
but was not having any luck with the ladies,
and the sweet chat just wasn't working.
Just when he thought things were going sour, Matilda...
LAUGHTER Oh, my God....
..chooses Sean for a dishy date.
That evening, they had their first chat
and was laughing their heads off.
"Ha-ha-ha-ha!" LAUGHTER
And he used his famous line -
"I'm guessing you're a fizzy watermelon.
"You are spot on!" # Footloose
# Kick off your Sunday shoes... # CHEERING
# Please, Louise... #
That was enough to sweep her off her feet.
Matilda and Sean go from strength to strength,
have had a few tests and ups and downs, but then,
they were surprised on their first official date in style,
and they zoom off in the Porsche.
Matilda and Sean kiss... Mwah! CHEERING
And they drive off into the sunset. LAUGHTER
APPLAUSE Yes, come on!
I loved it!
I feel like this could be my new career in life,
toe puppeteer or whatever it's called.
Yeah, loved every second.
Don't know whether to kiss her toes or her mouth!
The toes, the toes. The toes! The toes!
# Everybody cut footloose! #
Gracie Bom-basie!
IAIN: Grace is about to lead the Islanders in a yoga class
to help them increase their flexibility.
It's very effective.
You should see how much my toes are curling already.
I used to play that in school. CHEERING
What do you call that again? Wow.
Welcome, everybody, to Gracie Bom-basie's yoga class.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CALMING MUSIC PLAYS, CHUCKLING
Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
OK, so, deep breaths. In for four, out for four.
In... INHALING
Yeah, breathe in all that positivity, guys -
health, wealth, happiness.
Out for four. EXHALING
Negativity, drama, anything you wanna release, release it right now.
OK, so, I want you all on your knees.
ALL:Oh! Oi, oi.
Yeah, for real. On your knees. How's this gonna work?
Wait, what? # Oh, call on me... #
We're gonna be doing a little downward dog.
Oh, my God. Oh! I've got the shortest skirt evs on.
Then we're gonna pop up. Oh, no.
You're gonna have to do it. Yeah, I'm up.
Oh, my God, yeah. # Call on me... #
Oh! What? Oh, my God.
Ayo, look at you! Oh, Ayo!
OK, shake it off, shake it off. Shake it off.
Whoo!
And we're gonna do, like, a little...
Oh. I'm not even attempting it, guys.
Oh, I can do this one. But your arms need to be out.
Yes, guys! Oh, you're smashing it!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
IAIN: Josh is next, and his cooking talents are much like that table -
they come up seriously short.
Go on, Josh.
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the Joshua Pancake and Waffle-making Masterclass.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
I will be showing you how to make waffles and pancakes
to win your lover's heart. ALL:Oh!
This dish is a dish I like to call the MJ waffle.
ALL EXCLAIM
MJ. CHEERING
So, what you wanna do first of all,
you wanna get your pancake right in the middle
and your waffle right on top.
And you wanna get your blueberries and just sprinkle it
right all over there, with a bit of love and affection.
And don't forget your strawberries,
please, ladies and gentlemen! Strawberries!
And sprinkle it with love, yeah? Come on, guys.
ALL:Ooh! Yes, sir!
# Sugar, how you get so fly? #
And most importantly... the cream. CHEERING
# Sugar, how you get so fly? #
ALL EXCLAIMING, LAUGHING
Any volunteers? Who would like to taste this?
ALL SHOUT
Oh... Come on.
CHEERING AND LAUGHING
What's the verdict, Mimes? Ten out of ten.
CHEERING
Ladies and gentlemen, the Joshua masterclass!
CHEERING Thank you.
Well, the success behind the waffles is, you know,
a secret sauce, you know what I mean?
HE LAUGHS All it is is just some love!
Oh, lessons start tomorrow, nine o'clock, boys.
Let's do it. Yes, sir! Yes.
No problem.
IAIN: Joey's going to rap to show off his wit.
He'll spit some bars,
and they'll all be shining examples of his unique brand of humour.
CHEERING
Young sir! Young sir!
The youngest sir of them all. I'm terrified.
# This one goes out To all the couples out there
# On their journey to find love
# So, Sean, you're my boy And I know you missed your fam
# I'm so glad that you had The best day you've ever had
# I remember seeing you so torn Like a half-eaten prawn
# But you're now kind of cushty Like my bro, yeah
# So, Mimii Let's go to you and Josh
# I'm so proud of you Oh, my gosh
# You're stronger than ever Bosh... #
AIRHORN
Keep it going, keep it going!
# Loyal to the soul That's how I roll
# Secret missions, never told a soul You know that's how I roll, yo
# Sometimes When I'm looking at the sky
# I think of pie in my eyes
# It was Nicole, Grace, Matilda Jessica, you nearly made me cry
# But you didn't Cos I'm too strong for that, man
# It was just a game in the garden And I deserved every bit of it, man
# Damn. But hey, made up with Ciaran And sorted it out
# He called me a dickhead Probably just for the clout
# But who cares? Ain't catching trout
# We're out here catching feelings And this is what it's all about
# Check it
# Jessica, I just wanna let you know That I'm rooting for you and Ayo
# And I'll tell them all, yeah... # Aw!
# Reuben, you're quite cool
# But you do talk some rubbish Sometimes
# Try to cause a stir But I'll never get it to me
# Cos you can never hit a nerve Yo... #
AIRHORN
# Jessy, when you picked me For that date, it was fate
# With my crown on my head But I lost the cape, yeah
# Going back in the garden Was very bait
# But I risked it all for you, girl
# After the game of Heart Rate Check it
# I'll tell you the truth On how I really feel
# I'm on top of the world And our connection is real
# You're a little sort And you stood on some toes
# As it goes, you're the one for me You're my cup of tea
# And are bringing out The best in me
# I'm lucky to have you by my side Won't let it slide
# It's me and you now, babe You're my ride or die. #
Let's go! AIRHORN
CHEERING
Young sir, young sir!
Well done, sir! Wait, wait, wait.
When I say secret, you say mission! Secret!
RECORD SCRATCH
CRICKETS CHIRP
Anyone? HE LAUGHS
Well, that didn't go down well, did it? Er...
Went down a lead balloon. It was going so well, Joey, mate.
ALL, CHANTING: Ciaran! Ciaran! Ciaran!
IAIN: The Love Island Talent Show is off to a flyer.
And if you're asking yourself, "What's with the helmet?"
His name's Kieran, and he's here to entertain us with his rugby skills.
Who's ready? CHEERING
Ooh! Oh, oh, oh!
CHEERING
ALL:Yes!
CHEERING
And again! ALL:Oh...
CHEERING
And that one can have that! Righty-ho.
Oh, no. I'm scared. Come with me.
I'm scared right now.
Oh, my gosh. If you're thinking I can Hula Hoop,
I actually really can't. No, you're just holding it up.
Aw, I was gonna say... Come on! Go, Ciaran!
CHEERING
'He is the fittest rugby player I've ever seen.'
I thought he was absolutely amazing.
Jess is up next, and watching paint dry
is literally the most interesting thing
that's gonna happen in the next two minutes.
Hi, guys, and welcome to Jessica's artist masterclass.
CHEERING
Just to let you know, I'm a massive fan of Pablo Picasso,
so I'm gonna be doing an abstract painting for you today, OK?
CHEERING
Ayo, can you give me a little love heart.
OK, is this it? Yeah, yeah. Wait, hold, hold.
I really wanna see what this looks like, you know?
JOSH CHUCKLES
I got an A* in Art at A-level.
Did you really? I got a C. My biggest grade.
Picasso ain't got nothing on you, girl. Trust me.
I've really taken into consideration what I've drew this evening.
It's just a few of my favourite things in there.
And I'm really proud of it! Yay.
CHEERING
Is that egg and bacon? Yeah! A'ight, yo. Lit!
Oh, that's sick. Do you love it? That's sick.
That's talent right there. She's a talented girl.
CHEERING Can I take it home?
Yeah, of course you can. Thank you so much. This is amazing.
You know what it is? I'm just so "drawn" to Ayo.
Sean's about to perform his sweet-based roast.
I'm a bit traumatised, cos when the Candyman was getting ready,
that apron slipped, and a "whole nut" fell out.
The Candyman is here! ALL, CHANTING:Candyman! Candyman!
I've got a sweet for each one of you.
Jessy, you are sweet, squidgy, innocent.
That means you're a teddy bear. Let it rain!
Next up, we've got Mr Essex, himself.
He's involved in a lot of juice in here.
He's a peach heart in my eyes, you know? Is it?
MATILDA LAUGHS
Jess and Ayo, I'm coming to you next.
She had to get her teeth into Ayo in Casa. You know. Oh.
So, she's a fizzy fang in my eyes.
CHEERING Hey! Yes, Sean!
And for me, the love heart is going to my boy, Ayo.
He's followed his heart, and he's always followed his feelings.
This one's on me. Enjoy. Thank you, young sir.
Oh, my! Oh, my! Sweet saving Grace, here we go.
CHEERING
Are we ready for this one?
Strawberry pencil! CHEERING
LAUGHING:Thanks.
Once you get to know you, you are sweet and beautiful.
Aw! Preach! Preach! Preach! Preach!
Leading onto the man himself, Reuben.
These are not sold often,
and to be honest, not everyone really likes them.
Enjoy some fried eggs. CHEERING
We've got the pinnacle - everyone loves them.
They're always there, guaranteed, whenever you need them. Oh.
And this lady is that woman.
So, Mimii, giant strawberry goes to you.
Oh, thank you, love.
We've got an all-time favourite for you, Josh, today.
And that is the sour dummy. Where is this going?
You got to be a bit of a dummy for thinking Mimii
was just taking Ayo for a chat on the terrace. Ooh.
Nicole, we come to you.
You are a friendship ring - fruity, flavoured, reliable.
I feel like Ciaran has got to get you the real thing
on the outside.
Aw, thanks, Sean. I love it! I love it!
Marriage, marriage, marriage! Marriage, marriage, marriage!
And I'm heading to my boy Ciaran.
You've got bottle, you say what you say,
but you know what, they are quite boring,
a bit like your dress sense. Oh!
If you roast as good as you gave in Casa, you might be doing well.
THEY SQUEAL Ciaran, fizzy cola bottle.
All right, I've saved the best till last.
And that is the fizzy watermelon slice,
ladies and gentlemen, for my Matilda!
I found Sean's sweet roast hilarious.
I mean, I don't know if everyone got it, but I loved it.
I thought it was great, and I think he looked amazing.
That's a sell-out for me,
thank you very much, the Candyman is over and out.
CHEERING
IAIN: And if you thought the Candyman's roast
was a bit stilted, wait till you see Jessy.
# I am a giant... #
Go... What?!
# Stand up on my shoulders Tell me what you see
# Because I am a giant
# We'll be breaking boulders Underneath our feet
# I am, I am, I am, I am, I am... #
Oh, my God!
Mate, look at them pins!
# I am, I am, I am a giant... #
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Oh, my God. Babe, you never told me this.
Yes, Jessy!
Oh, shit! Go on, Jessy!
Yes! Joey, get up there!
How am I gonna do this?
CHEERING
Incredible. I mean, I've never seen pins like it.
Yeah, that's my Jessy.
Yes, Jessy!
Joey... I was not expecting that.
What is that even called? Stilts. Stilts?
I was so nervous walking up there,
I haven't walked on stilts in about ten years,
so the fact I didn't fall in the fire pit was incredible.
And, yeah, absolutely loved it. Loved every second.
How did you know how to do that? I got trained.
Where? By German circus professionals.
Jessy, you could do such a good Halloween outfit.
Come out with me with a pair of stilts on,
I'd be like that... MATILDA LAUGHS
MUSIC: 'Down With The Trumpets' by Rizzle Kicks
IAIN: Ayo is going to perform Mary Had A Little Lamb,
and trust me, you're about to hear that lamb being butchered.
CHEERING
Ayo! Come on!
That's my man!
Well, quickly, this is something I used to do when I was younger.
Erm... so, guys. This is a song very special to me...
I started off as a little lamb myself.
LAUGHTER
And I'd love to introduce this song. It is called Mary Had A Little Lamb.
Love that. Beautiful.
Could have gone pro, but I tore my ACL, so.
LAUGHTER
Can I get complete silence, thank you very much.
HE PLAYS THE FLUTE
SHE GIGGLES
FLUTE CONTINUES
LAUGHTER
Go on, Ayo. Well done, Ayo, boy.
Erm... This time, can you sing along with me, please?
Yes!
THEY SING
# Mary had a Little Lamb Little lamb, little lamb
# Mary had a Little Lamb whose... #
MUMBLED LYRICS
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# Hell is gone and heaven's here There's nothing left for you to fear
# Shake your ass come over here Now scream... #
We love it, we love it! Thank you so much.
Thank you so... We love it, we love it.
Ah, that's... Much love.
Thank you, guys. Man of many talents.
# Let me entertain you... #
Oh, that was great. That was my favourite one yet.
I don't know why. Same.
D'you know what happened? In practice, it was much better.
HE LAUGHS
I think there was something wrong with the flute,
if I'm being honest, but I tried my best.
SONG: 'A Thousand Miles'
IAIN: Talent night is almost over, and what better way to end
an incredible evening than with Mimii singing A Thousand Miles?
Actually, don't answer that. It was a rhetorical question.
# Making my way downtown
# Walkin' fast, faces pass And I'm homebound... #
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
# Starin' blankly ahead Just makin' my way
# Makin' a way Through the crowd... #
Whoo! Yes, Mimii!
# And I need you And I miss you
# And now I wonder... #
ALL JOIN IN: # If I could fall into the sky
# Do you think time would pass me by
# Cos you know I'd walk a thousand miles
# If I could just see you
# Tonight. #
CHEERING
Mimii's performance was amazing. All-around perfect performance.
I can't lie. She smashed it.
CHEERING
She literally brought it, and honestly, I was so proud of her.
You were amazing, amazing.
I was a bit nervous, a bit shaky, do you know what I mean?
But everyone was so, so nice and helped me through it.
TEXT ALERT
SHE READS:
CHEERING
So, what are we saying, then? God, everyone was so good.
Oh, it's gonna be hard, man.
I'm gonna go Jessy cos I've never seen anyone do that before.
Yeah, Jessy, that was amazing. Yeah, that really surprised me.
You were in the clouds.My vote is going to Reuben, I can't lie.
You surprised me today, Reuben.
I'm gonna give it to the beautiful voice of Mimii.
Matilda, you're a very good storyteller.
Toes were great. The toes were on point.
Thank you so much, guys. Still sticky?
That's such a talent, Matilda. Amazing. Sticky toes!
Yeah, thank you. I've been training for this all my life.
I feel like we do have a top three, though.
I feel like everyone of course killed it,
but I think Reuben, Mimii and Jessy...
Yeah.Definitely. Top three. Smashed it. Crazy.
Who's taking the winner's spot? I think we have a clear winner, guys.
Clear winner? Jessy?
ALL CHEER
Go on, girl!
CHEERING Go on, girl!
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