1 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:04,280 IAIN STIRLING: In the villa... 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:06,120 There's been a broken heart... 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:08,720 There is more of a connection there with Rosie. 4 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:10,040 ..four dumpings... 5 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:11,880 Olivia and Maxwell. 6 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:13,440 Keanan and Claudia. 7 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,440 ..and one crushed ego. 8 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:18,040 You lost a sports day challenge. I won't tell you again. 9 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:20,000 It's a joke. I won't tell you again, Shaq. 10 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:24,680 But tonight, it's time to go wild. 11 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:29,200 MUSIC: 'Push The Feeling On' by Sound Of Legend 12 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:33,360 We are like the secret beach club you didn't know existed. 13 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:36,760 Argh! 14 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:40,720 But once you go, you'll have the best night of your life. 15 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,480 Oh, my God, that's actually sick. 16 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,680 We might not have the coolest MC... 17 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,480 ♪ We're born with the rhythm Born with the rhyme... ♪ 18 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:50,680 Yeah! 19 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:55,200 ..but you'll dance till dawn and laugh like the Tickle Monster. 20 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:56,800 LAUGHTER 21 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:59,000 So, get ready for shocks... 22 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:00,640 SCREAMS, GASPS 23 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:03,560 ..spills, splashes, 24 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,640 and plenty of surprises. 25 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:07,040 No! 26 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:09,520 Ow! Something's bit me right in the crack. 27 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:11,160 LAUGHTER 28 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:13,640 The Unseen club's doors are always open. 29 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,720 Oh, my days. 30 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:20,200 So, grab a drink, as one thing's for sure - 31 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,960 it's gonna be a right laugh. 32 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,240 LAUGHTER 33 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:28,640 This is Love Island: Unseen Bits. 34 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:30,240 Argh! 35 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:31,960 I can't deal. 36 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:48,440 MUSIC: 'Keep This Love' by King Topher 37 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,480 IAIN: Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits, 38 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:57,520 a lovingly curated collection of candid clips 39 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:00,920 from the last seven days designed to tickle your funny bone 40 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,120 and get you in a spin. 41 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:05,240 Oh, my days. 42 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:07,040 What have I signed up to? 43 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:08,840 You haven't. Roar! 44 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,520 THEY GROWL 45 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:12,120 No! 46 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:15,920 We're out to prove there are no flies on our Islanders. 47 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,720 Well, almost. 48 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:18,760 There's a bug on you. 49 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:19,840 SQUEALS Where? 50 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:21,720 Where? On your jacket, on the collar. 51 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,440 Has it gone? Has it gone? 52 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,760 So, make yourself a nice cup of tea 53 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,240 and we'll supply the smart cookies... 54 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:30,960 Have you seen that news thing, and it's like a... 55 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,960 it's a meme, or me-me, whatever you call them... 56 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,000 LAUGHTER 57 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:36,240 It's a meme. Excuse me? 58 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:38,520 Yeah, I know. LAUGHTER 59 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,960 It's a meme, it's not me-me. 60 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,680 LAUGHTER 61 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,200 ..and the air biscuits... 62 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:48,400 FARTS 63 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:49,640 Was that you? No. 64 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:51,760 What are you doing? That was you! 65 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:52,800 What? 66 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,960 ..as we prepare for a right royal carry on... 67 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,560 Where to, Your Highness? I would like to go that way, thank you. 68 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:00,440 Oh, this way? Sorry. Actually, that way. 69 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,680 Actually, that's fine. OK. 70 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,960 ..that's guaranteed to lift your spirits. 71 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,320 Oh! 72 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:10,640 By cramming all of this week's unseen bits 73 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:13,360 into a tight, shiny little package... 74 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,320 BOTH: One, two, three, shoot! 75 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,520 Ah! BOTH: One, two, three, shoot! 76 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:18,560 Get in! 77 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,480 LAUGHS 78 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:21,520 Argh! 79 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:25,320 You may win this battle, but not the war! 80 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:30,440 ..that we like to call Love Island: Unseen Bits. 81 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:35,040 ♪ Keep this love. ♪ 82 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,880 IAIN: Locked away in a luxury villa for eight weeks, 83 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:39,840 our Islanders have lots of time to ponder 84 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:41,920 all of life's big questions. 85 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:44,400 But as this unseen clip shows, 86 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:46,960 even in the face of Armageddon, 87 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,800 Ron is thinking about just one thing. 88 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:54,680 If the world was gonna end in 24 hours, what would you do? 89 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,400 Take you straight to the bedroom. 90 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:59,240 LAUGHTER 91 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,680 For 23... No, for three minutes. 92 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:04,280 Mate, I think I'd cause some havoc, you know. Would you? 93 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:05,880 Yeah. I'd go to Manchester Airport, 94 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,960 I'd run on the track, I'd try and steal one of the planes, 95 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,680 I'd get the plane, fly it to Bedford. 96 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,840 You don't even know how to fly a plane. 97 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:14,720 Trust me, I've played a lot of games, 98 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:17,920 I think you just pull the steering wheel thing back, don't you? 99 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:20,240 What would you guys do? Planes fly themselves, anyways. 100 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:23,120 What would you do? Host, like, a world ending party. 101 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:25,960 Yeah, a world ending party, everyone together, 102 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,080 and we'll just see it out for 24 hours. Yeah, that sounds good. 103 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:30,240 24-hour party. 104 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:32,600 24-hour party people. Yeah, I'd probably back that. 105 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,520 Get absolutely steaming. Cos then you're with everyone that you love. 106 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:40,640 All right, how would you defend yourself in a zombie apocalypse? 107 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:44,160 So, basically, right, what I've learned from watching TV 108 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,280 is that they will only come and attack you 109 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,640 because you don't smell like them, so what you have to do... 110 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:50,880 Cover yourself in the blood. Cover yourself in the blood. 111 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,920 But you can't do that all the time. 112 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,080 I honestly think I'd just go and hide somewhere. 113 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,480 Would you not defend me? No, I'd be hid. 114 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:58,800 You'd be hid with me. 115 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,960 Do you think shit like that could actually happen? 116 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,600 Because if you think about it... Nah. 117 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:05,040 Yeah. ..nobody would ever have thought COVID would happen. 118 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:07,760 Did you not hear that one time, they'd actually created a zombie? 119 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:08,800 Did they? I'm sure. 120 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:10,920 Where have you heard that? I wouldn't be surprised. 121 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:15,720 IAIN: Yes, Lana, we've created zombies just for you! 122 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,520 CREEPY MUSIC 123 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:24,200 They walk the corridors at night. 124 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:26,480 They watch you while you sleep. 125 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:28,360 Well, so do we. 126 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,200 Be afraid! 127 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,880 Be very afraid! 128 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,360 But don't worry, because zombies eat brains, 129 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,760 so I think you guys will be perfectly safe. 130 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,320 Right at the start of the week, 131 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:53,440 there were big changes in the villa... Casey. 132 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:56,360 ..when a re-coupling saw new couples created. 133 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:57,920 Shaq. 134 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,920 And Martin was sent packing. 135 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,680 Let's get it, big boy. 136 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:02,720 ♪ It's not over yet... ♪ 137 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:04,400 Leaving Claudia in tears. 138 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,760 Over Casey, that is, not Martin. 139 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,200 ALL: Oh! 140 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,880 At first, Casey was like the cat that got the cream... 141 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:13,880 pie right in the face, over and over again. 142 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:17,240 You can't have your cake and eat it, and I will be no-one's option. 143 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:20,280 Souring relations and making him very jumpy. 144 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:21,320 SQUEALING 145 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:22,560 Argh! 146 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,080 God. What was that? 147 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,760 IAIN: But it wasn't just Casey getting the jitters. 148 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:28,920 TANYA SQUEALS 149 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:33,120 There was also our new arrival, jitterbug. Betty... 150 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,160 Oh, my God, it's there on the pillow. 151 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:36,640 Say hello, Betty. 152 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:38,360 HIGH-PITCHED: "Hi, I'm a new bombshell 153 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:39,680 "and my name's Betty Bug. 154 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,000 "I've got my eye on one Islander, 155 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:43,760 "who I've been trying to couple up with." 156 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:50,400 "He's definitely my type on flypaper. 157 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,680 "Ha. Oh... I am so funny." 158 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,480 He's got a bug on him. 159 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:56,120 "My turn, my turn!" 160 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,760 There's a beetle on him. 161 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:01,440 "Don't let Samie choose, I want to re-couple with Tom." 162 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,560 Tom, you have a beetle on your back. 163 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:09,120 "Hang on, 'swat's' going on? No!" 164 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:11,040 SHE GASPS Oh, you're joking. 165 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:13,520 "To pull off my fiendish sting, 166 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:15,680 "I just need to get rid of the competition." 167 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:17,520 I think a beetle just bit my arse. 168 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:21,680 "Meaning it's time to launch Operation Sideline Samie." 169 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:24,440 This thing needs to... 170 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,880 There's a cricket in there and it won't shut up. 171 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:29,360 It's really pissing me off. 172 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:33,880 "Get out of the bed, Samie, I'm the bedbug in this villa." 173 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:38,160 "Ah, there he is, on the terrace with Will. 174 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:41,400 "And where there's a will, there's a way. 175 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:42,560 "He-he..." 176 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:43,760 TOM GASPS 177 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:45,960 What? Oh, my God, what is that? 178 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,320 What, you're scared of that little bug? 179 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:52,600 "Come here, pucker up, baby, give us a kiss." 180 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,320 Oh, look. Oh, my God. 181 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:59,240 "No, help me, I love you, Tom. I love you!" 182 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:17,760 IAIN: Bugs aren't the only thing 183 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:19,480 that have been flying over the villa. 184 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,200 A few weeks ago, this happened. 185 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:23,760 Was it a bird? Was it a plane? 186 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,920 Actually, yes, it was a plane, 187 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:28,680 and guess who was in the cockpit? Me! 188 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:30,400 Could just go shops or something. 189 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:33,240 IAIN: No shop runs for me, Ron, I've just started my own airline - 190 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,000 IainsyJet. 191 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:37,440 They must have a few quid, to spend it on fuel. 192 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:39,040 IAIN: Fuel shmuel. 193 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:41,600 As long as the little red fuel light doesn't come on, I'll... 194 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:42,720 Oh, dear. 195 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:44,640 Do you reckon he's not scared? 196 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:47,280 IAIN: As it happens, I was terrified, 197 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:49,880 but social media didn't share my anxiety. 198 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:54,040 IAIN READS OUT TWEETS 199 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:12,200 Well, I do work really hard. 200 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:15,480 In fact, I'm... exhausted. 201 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:19,200 And this week, I was back in the skies. 202 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:20,320 He's back. 203 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,920 Hello, Islanders! 204 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:25,600 Ah! 205 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:27,280 He goes through some fuel, doesn't he? 206 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:28,320 You're not wrong, 207 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,920 I've blown the entire transport budget on this flight. 208 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:33,360 Good luck getting home. Actually, I need to fill her up. 209 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,040 How do you fill up a plane? 210 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:38,160 Like, where do you go? Petrol station. 211 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:39,200 No, you don't. You do. 212 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:40,960 An aeroplane petrol station. What? 213 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,360 There'll be one up there. 214 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:44,720 They literally fly there, come down, fill up. 215 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:46,600 No, there's not aeroplane petrol stations. 216 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:49,480 Every single airport... There is not an aeroplane petrol station. 217 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,200 Yeah, there is. Are you joking? 218 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,880 No. They have a meter and everything. 219 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,160 What? Yeah. 220 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:56,600 No, they don't. How much does it cost? 221 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:59,160 They have a shop with a Costa in it. Same price. 222 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:02,040 Same price to fill up a car, to fill up a plane? Yeah. 223 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:03,720 Bollocks. Yeah, just a lot more of it. 224 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:05,360 It's a bigger engine, bigger tank. 225 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:08,800 There's aeroplane petrol stations and they land in the petrol station, 226 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,680 fill up and then go again? Obviously. 227 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:12,840 No, they don't. How else do you think they do it? 228 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,000 Are you joking me? 229 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:16,760 How else do you think they do it? No, they don't. 230 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,160 How do you think they do? 231 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,160 I dunno. Have you actually never know that? 232 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:22,120 No. No aeroplane petrol station. 233 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:24,120 He will be stopping off at a petrol station. 234 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:27,440 He will be coming to Tesco's on Clubcard points. 235 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:28,880 SAMIE LAUGHS 236 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,720 No, how do they actually fill up? 237 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:34,080 IAIN: At the aeroplane petrol station, he told you. 238 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,240 Aeroplane petrol stations... 239 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:38,320 IAIN: They fuel flying pigs, too. 240 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:41,040 Oh, no, I'm losing control of this damn plane. 241 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:42,800 I think I'm gonna vomit. 242 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:55,600 Last week, Ron and Lana became the first official couple in the villa. 243 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:56,960 Oh, so romantic. 244 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,640 I want you to be my girlfriend. Are you asking me right now? 245 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:01,840 I'm asking you, will you be my girlfriend? 246 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:03,280 Yeah. 247 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:05,240 ♪ You make my dreams come true... ♪ 248 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:08,160 Guys, I've got a missus! 249 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,760 CHEERING 250 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:11,960 ♪ Well, you... ♪ 251 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,920 IAIN: Well, here's an unseen bit 252 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:16,440 of the Islanders celebrating for the happy couple. 253 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:22,400 We've got our first Love Island couple, guys! 254 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,840 CHEERING 255 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:29,320 How does it feel to be boyfriend and girlfriend, guys? 256 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:30,800 It feels amazing, I'm not gonna lie. 257 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:35,160 Lana's my first ever girlfriend, and I could not be happier, 258 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,920 and I am so glad that it's actually here 259 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:42,400 and that all of you guys have been part of our story. 260 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:45,120 Love all of you guys for just making it special. 261 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:46,840 Love you all. 262 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,480 CHEERING 263 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,960 Whoo! 264 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,280 Now you can start going, 265 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,480 "If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it." 266 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:56,360 LAUGHTER 267 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,120 One step at a time, please. 268 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,320 You'll scare him off already. Yeah. 269 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:03,240 ♪ You make my dreams come true. ♪ 270 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:08,120 IAIN: Oh, it's all as sickly sweet as a chick flick. 271 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,160 Surely this isn't what it's really like 272 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,120 to be in a fully committed relationship. 273 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:15,560 Of course not, as this unseen bit shows. 274 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,520 Are you OK? Yeah. 275 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:18,560 Want a bite? 276 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:23,400 That was a big bite, that was pretty much the whole thing. 277 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,640 IAIN: Oh, dear, someone should have told Ron 278 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:28,440 that relationships are all about sharing things equally, 279 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,920 especially cake. 280 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:33,120 That was quite nice, that bite. Yeah, I know, I want more now. 281 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,880 I can't believe you had the whole thing. 282 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,800 You said a bite. Yeah, you took a bite of about four people. 283 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,880 But that was a bite. It was a four person bite. 284 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,920 That was a bloke's bite. 285 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,320 Yeah, but that was like an inconsiderate bite. 286 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:47,640 That's my biggest pet hate, when you go, 287 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:50,040 "Oh, do you want some food?" And they go, "No." 288 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,560 And then they just eat it all. LANA LAUGHS 289 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:55,760 If you get chips as a side and the other person doesn't want chips, 290 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:58,360 and then they go for your chips, I'm like, "What are you doing?" 291 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,200 Get away. "You never ordered chips." 292 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,160 Or if they go, "Do you want chips?" 293 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,840 And they go, "No, I'll have some of yours." No, you won't. No. 294 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,200 You will order a side of chips for yourself. 295 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,000 The only one you can do that with is Chinese 296 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,640 because you have to share those dishes. No, you don't. You do. 297 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:14,200 You can share between two. Yeah. 298 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,080 Yeah, but not everyone. No. 299 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,920 Dipping in and out, it's a joke. 300 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,720 Like, I'd have a chow mein to myself. 301 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,400 Yeah, I have a chow mein to myself. 302 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,760 I'm not a big fan. I love a chicken chow mein. 303 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,240 Is that your order? Well, it's part of it. 304 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,880 Yeah, go on, what else? 305 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,720 Sweet and sour chicken, chicken balls. 306 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:32,640 Chicken balls are so yum. Chicken balls are the best. 307 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:33,760 SHE LAUGHS 308 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:37,000 I would order bare of them and just eat them. 309 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,880 You have to have prawn crackers. 310 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,600 At least our Chinese orders will be good. 311 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:42,520 Be expensive, but at least it'll be good. Yeah. 312 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:46,440 IAIN: Just make sure Lana gets first dibs on your chicken balls, Ron. 313 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,600 Here's an unseen clip, 314 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:56,040 and Claudia has something to say. 315 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,400 Oh, my God, I've got a riddle for you all. 316 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:00,800 Go on. What's greater than God, 317 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,760 more evil than the devil, 318 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:06,920 the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die? 319 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,560 But can you... 320 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,320 What do you think? 321 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,400 Let's find out later. 322 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,640 ♪ Touch me here 323 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:20,520 ♪ Baby, won't you kiss me there? ♪ 324 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,280 Ahhhhh! 325 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,880 IAIN: This is Unseen Bits, 326 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,480 the show that brings you all the cheeky bedroom antics 327 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:30,520 from the villa. 328 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,400 Boys! Hee-hee-hee. 329 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,880 Of course, we always seek to maintain balance, 330 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,920 to keep you on your toes... 331 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,560 Will! How does it taste? Delicious! 332 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,920 He does it all the time. 333 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,680 Whoo! Careful of your eyes. 334 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,880 ..and shower you with awesome unseen action, 335 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,360 no ifs, no buts. 336 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,000 Ow, something bit me. 337 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:56,840 Actually, there are a few butts. 338 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:59,120 Quite a few butts, actually. 339 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,920 Here. Like, right in the crease. 340 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,600 Are you all right there? An ant just bit me on my arse. 341 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:04,760 It stung me. 342 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,560 So let's all relax and enjoy the crack. 343 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,360 Yeah, right in the crack. 344 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,680 No, not that one! 345 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,960 Earlier, Claudia left us pondering on something. 346 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,480 What's greater than God, 347 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,000 more evil than the Devil, 348 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:22,160 the poor have it, the rich need it, 349 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,160 and if you eat it, you'll die. 350 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:27,360 But did you solve the riddle?! 351 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:30,120 Let's find out. 352 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,320 Nothing. 353 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:32,760 Yeah, well done. 354 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,200 Ah! Yay! 355 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,200 If you eat nothing, you'll die. 356 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,440 Nothing is greater than God. 357 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,240 Rich people need nothing. 358 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,720 I'm not just a pretty face. 359 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,040 I've got another one for you. 360 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:46,480 What's full of holes and still holds water? 361 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:47,840 A sponge. 362 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,760 Oh, for fuck's sake, Samie! 363 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,920 I'm great at these. Sorry, I didn't tell anyone. 364 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,200 "Sponge." 365 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:57,680 Aww, give us a chance, Samie. Don't be a fun sponge. 366 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:06,640 Here's another unseen clip 367 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,920 of our Islanders' precious time in the villa. 368 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,880 They need to savour these moments. 369 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:14,000 After all, they won't be EAR forever. 370 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:17,120 Feel my ears quickly. Right. Feel the top of that. 371 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,320 And then feel this one. What do you mean? 372 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,080 What am I feeling? 373 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:23,200 Do them at the same time. Does this one seem thicker? 374 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,720 I think it's swollen. 375 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,280 What one? 376 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,640 This one. 377 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:30,440 No. I'm... It feels the same. 378 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:33,360 But the last two days, this one's been really swollen. 379 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,480 Right at the top. 380 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,520 Left for love, right for spite. 381 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,800 Sorry, what? 382 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,880 So, this one, left... 383 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,880 Is this your left side? Yeah. 384 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,720 Left for love, right for spite. 385 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:45,760 That means people have been talking about you. 386 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,560 Well, they have! 387 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,280 Oh, it's been burning! 388 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:52,680 Honestly, the last two days, it's been so swollen! 389 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,120 It's true! 390 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:57,960 It's true. Oh, I need some more of this one. 391 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,840 It's cos people have been chatting about you. 392 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,520 Yeurgh! 393 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:04,440 I've never heard that ever, in my life. 394 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,960 Really? You've never had it, or you've never heard it? 395 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,480 Never heard of it. 396 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:09,720 It's true. 397 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:12,760 I'm not sure it is, scientifically. 398 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,920 It's true, Ron. If your ears are burning, 399 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,000 it means someone's talking about you. 400 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,520 Or worse, that your hair's on fire. 401 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,480 There's some strong couples in the villa. 402 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,760 Shaq and Tanya have said the L Word. 403 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,280 Ron and Lana are now officially boyfriend and girlfriend. 404 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,840 And it got Samie thinking. 405 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,880 Semi-professional footballer Tom and her 406 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,800 have been stepping out for a while now. 407 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,320 She's been tiptoeing around the issue, 408 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:44,680 but Samie has finally plucked up the courage to ask Tom the big question. 409 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,680 Tom, do you wanna learn how to tap dance? 410 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,080 Fuck's sake. 411 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,240 Get up. 412 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,880 This is gonna be the worst thing I've ever witnessed in my life. 413 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,280 I'll teach you to time a step. Right. 414 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,720 OK, so this is how it will look altogether. Right. 415 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,240 That's the end. 416 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,080 Ta-da! Jazz hands. 417 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,800 You look well fit! 418 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:13,520 Right, you'll have to go slow, then. OK, fine. 419 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,040 So, shuffle. 420 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,720 What do you mean, shuffle? 421 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,000 THEY LAUGH 422 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,320 So basically, the shuffle 423 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,520 is just the ball of your foot going like this. 424 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:22,960 No, back and forward. 425 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,240 Yeah, that's a shuffle, yeah. 426 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,920 Shuffle, and then hop. 427 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,000 Yep. And then do that. 428 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,800 HE SCOFFS What?! 429 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,480 "Do that." 430 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,640 I am probably the stiffest man in Yorkshire when it comes to dancing. 431 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,200 I'm more of a two-step kind of guy. 432 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:42,280 So, shuffle, hop, and then do that, 433 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:43,680 and then go onto that foot. 434 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:44,880 Yeah. OK. 435 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:46,080 HE CACKLES 436 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:48,160 No, we're not finished yet! 437 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:52,000 Actual tap dancers will be screaming at the screen 438 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,520 watching me teach him. 439 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,840 I did not expect him to get it at all. 440 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,360 So, shuffle, hop, dun-dun. 441 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,360 Now that side. 442 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,920 Now you swap feet. This foot always stays at the front. 443 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,760 Right. 444 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:06,800 Shuffle, hop. 445 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,120 Again, we're that side. 446 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,560 Shuffle. No, no, no. 447 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,880 And then... No! 448 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,040 We're gonna be here all day. 449 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,640 The lesson was a lot longer than what I expected 450 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:17,000 because he wanted to nail it. 451 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,120 No. 452 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,320 Yeah, yeah. And then shuffle. 453 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,080 No. Oh, OK. That was so close. 454 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:24,960 Ugh! 455 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,720 Forward. And then back. 456 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,600 Ugh! Fuck! 457 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,080 He's so stressed! 458 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,360 One step shuffle, one step hop. Shuffle back. 459 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,360 And then... And then like that? Yes! 460 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,800 That's it, that's it! 461 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:39,040 'When I'm in bed, I'll be practising that routine in my head.' 462 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:40,480 And then that. That's it. 463 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,560 Oh, my God. That's actually sick. 464 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,920 Oh, my God, he could be the new Billy Elliott. 465 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,200 Imagine that! 466 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,520 IAIN: Forget Billy Elliott. 467 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:49,840 I think you two could become the next Fred and Ginger. 468 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:50,880 You count us in. 469 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,080 Three, two, one. 470 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,400 PUTTING ON THE RITZ INSTRUMENTAL PLAYS 471 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,560 And then shuffle. 472 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,600 Hop. Shuffle, hop. 473 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:05,640 And then shuffle. 474 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,440 Hop. And then again. 475 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:17,480 Dun-dun. 476 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,000 THEY SQUEAL 477 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,440 He's done it! 478 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,400 When I get home, football's going out the window, 479 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,720 and I'm becoming a professional tap dancer. 480 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:31,080 IAIN: Having two left feet could be seen as an advantage in football. 481 00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:33,080 Dancing? Not so much. 482 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,600 This year, the villa has been swamped 483 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,640 with another exotic creature. 484 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,200 Crocs. 485 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:47,160 Sounds a bit dangerous, if you ask me. 486 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,400 What? 487 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,320 Oh, those type of Crocs. 488 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:53,160 Which explains why Kai doesn't seem scared of them. 489 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,840 No! 490 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,800 SHE SQUEALS 491 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,400 Gahhh! 492 00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,760 Kai, don't! 493 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,840 Oh, that's so mean! 494 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,360 Kai, why would you do that to me? It's funny. 495 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,040 You have to get it quick, Kai! 496 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,560 Kai, come on. 497 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,080 Lay down, bro. 498 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:12,280 Just lay down and reach. You can reach it. 499 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,960 Max. Please get mine. 500 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,800 Max, just leave it. 501 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,840 No, Max, don't leave it. 502 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,840 Thank you. 503 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,680 Go! 504 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,400 IAIN: Kai might think swimming is a crock of you know what, 505 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,480 but that can't be said for the other boys 506 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:35,280 who we have seen participate in the 2023 Vil-lympics. 507 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:38,520 Last week was the 10m splash dash, 508 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,840 which saw Tom crowned the champion. 509 00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:46,680 This way, it was time for another aquatic discipline. 510 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,720 The duck and dive. 511 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:52,800 In this event, we have two competitors. 512 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:57,240 Semipro footballer Tom, who is no stranger to diving. 513 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,320 And recruitment consultant Casey, 514 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:02,840 who received his bronze life-saving medal back in junior school 515 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,400 for retrieving a brick from the bottom of the pool 516 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:06,960 in his pyjamas. 517 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:12,400 And overseeing proceedings are judges Shaq and Claudia. 518 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:15,320 Technique has to be on point. Has to be on point. 519 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,200 If I get splashed, that's bad. Yeah. 520 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,280 You're gonna get marked down for it. Straight away. 521 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:25,080 It's a diving competition, not a bomb competition, so it's got to be. 522 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,680 Ooh! 523 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:33,640 Nice technique, but definitely too much of a splash back on that entry. 524 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,960 I'll give that a 7.5. I were gonna say eight. 525 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:41,320 So the averages are up, and he has a respectable 7.75. 526 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,800 But can Casey channel his inner Tom Daley 527 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,760 to become top of the leaderboard? 528 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:50,160 And it looks like we are witnessing his signature duck flap technique. 529 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,760 He comes out like this, and then just goes like that. 530 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,720 Goes like this, and then plonks. 531 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:02,040 It may be a plonk, but Casey's no plonker. 532 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,400 That was pretty good, you know. I would give that an 8. 533 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,720 Yeah, I'd say similar to Tom. 534 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,200 With both judges giving him an 8, 535 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,800 that averages Casey's score out to... 536 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,960 Er, give me a minute. Oh, yeah, 8. 537 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,120 I think with Casey, his legs were a little bit out. 538 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,000 But the splash wasn't as much as Tom's, 539 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,520 so they were on par with each other. 540 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,000 I wanna join this diving contest. Yeah, go on. 541 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,800 And stepping up as a late entry is Will, 542 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,000 and he's ready to take the plunge. 543 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,800 There's a lot of hope for Farmer Will, 544 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,720 but is he more sheep dip than backflip? 545 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:38,120 THEY ALL LAUGH 546 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:43,960 Will, you could tell, had never, ever dived before in his life. 547 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,600 That's a fall, bro. 548 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,480 That wasn't a dive. You fell. 549 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:48,840 That was in the minuses. 550 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:53,440 Looks like Will is out of his depth in this discipline. 551 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,440 He's lucky he even got a score out of me. 552 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,280 It wasn't even a dive. He literally got in the hold position 553 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,320 and then just fell in the pool. 554 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:01,960 FANFARE PLAYS 555 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,560 Which means Casey is crowned winner of the duck and dive. 556 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,080 Earlier, Claudia was quizzing her fellow Islanders 557 00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:20,040 with her devilish brainteasers. 558 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,160 Well, this time, it's Sanam's turn. 559 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,200 How much does a roof cost? 560 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,320 Priceless. Ah-ah! It's on the house! 561 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:27,760 Go away. 562 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:28,920 LAUGHTER 563 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,720 Come on, Will! 1-0, Will. 564 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,240 I've got one, I've got one. 565 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:35,400 What do you call a woman sitting on top of a house? 566 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:39,640 But can you solve the riddle? 567 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,320 Here's a clue for you, 568 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:43,720 the answer is in the question of the first. 569 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:47,800 Make sure you come back after the break to find out. 570 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:53,280 ♪ All night and every day That boom boom all up on me 571 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:58,080 ♪ All night and every day Every day... ♪ 572 00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,720 IAIN STIRLING: This is Unseen Bits, 573 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,640 the show which, like Rumpelstiltskin, 574 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,880 gathers up all the unused clips 575 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,200 and spins them into pure television gold. 576 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,560 It's a magical fairy tale of found footage. 577 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,320 THEY LAUGH 578 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:17,120 I mean, who's afraid of the dark when it's a huntsman having a lark? 579 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,040 Oh, my God! What is wrong with you? 580 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,160 Samie, by the looks of it. 581 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,480 Or Snow White. 582 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:28,480 Mirror, mirror on the wall, Lana, you're the fairest of them all! 583 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:33,120 Or the story of the ugly duckling with feathers all stubby and brown. 584 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,000 Actually, that might be a pigeon. 585 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,720 When I was sat out here the other day, I was like, 586 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,040 "I can hear pigeons." Pigeons? 587 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,040 Pigeons. No, there's, like, ducks that fly over. 588 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:44,000 No, I'm sorry, I'm telling you it was a pigeon. 589 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:45,600 Pigeons don't speak. No... No. 590 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,200 SHE LAUGHS No, they don't. 591 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,760 They do. They go, "Cuckoo, cuckoo!" Pigeons don't make noises. 592 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:50,960 Oh, yeah, they do. 593 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,920 You should hear what pigeons say about two... Cuckoo. 594 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:58,960 ♪ All night and every day Every day... ♪ 595 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,600 From fairy tales to playground riddles now. 596 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:05,000 Earlier, Lana left us pondering a puzzle, 597 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,120 so can you... 598 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,920 What do you call a woman sitting on top of a house? 599 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,440 Mm, give me a second. 600 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:13,840 I even gave you a clue, too, 601 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,720 as the answer is in the question of the first. 602 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,480 So let's find out! 603 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:19,720 Ruth. 604 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,680 Ruth! Oh! 605 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,720 Oh, Ruth! That's... I love jokes like that. 606 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,760 IAIN: We all hate it when men talk about women 607 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,120 like they're pieces of meat, 608 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,320 but when women talk about men like they're just a bag of pick and mix, 609 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:40,240 for some reason, it doesn't sound half as offensive, 610 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:42,520 as this clip proves. 611 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:45,560 You would LIKE to have a man, but you don't NEED a man. 612 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,920 No. That's just a thing that you need to just... 613 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,000 We don't need a man. Don't even want them. 614 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,800 It's like, OK, you know, I love snacks. 615 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:56,880 Yeah. I don't need to have a snack, but I love them, so... 616 00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,360 I'm gonna have it, but I don't need it. 617 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,680 But life is so much better with snacks. 618 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,480 It is, isn't it? It's sweet... 619 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,280 Yeah. Especially when they're sweet. You crave them. 620 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:09,920 Yeah! When you're sad, they make you feel happy. 621 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,800 And sometimes they make you sad if you have too many. Exactly! 622 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,640 And you taste around... 623 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,640 But you always have your favourite one. 624 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:20,200 You always have your favourite one. Yeah, the favourite one. 625 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:23,320 Oh, my God, listen to this logic. We've figured it out. 626 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:25,440 Men are like sweets. Men are like sweets. 627 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,840 OK. Yeah? I'm there, I'm with you. 628 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,920 Men are like sweets... Mm. 629 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:33,640 So, in here, we love treats, we love the sweets. 630 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:37,360 But you know if you have too much of it, you get an upset stomach! 631 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:38,960 Yes. Oh, it's so true. 632 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,280 If you have a bad one, it makes you feel unwell for while. 633 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,960 Exactly. Oh, my God, it makes sense! 634 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,680 The math is mathin'. 635 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,840 It's one plus one is two at this point. 636 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,720 By the sounds of it, Jessie and Tanya are hoping 637 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,600 the next bombshell through the doors of the villa will be Bertie Bassett. 638 00:27:58,120 --> 00:28:03,640 Welcome to the next instalment of natural history programme, 639 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,400 Planet Love. 640 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,400 Or, as I call it, "Oglebox". 641 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:17,000 We're observing the male villa species 642 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,960 peacocking in their natural habitat, the gym. 643 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,680 Yeah, I'm really getting that now. 644 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,440 And we have an exclusive up close and personal report 645 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:32,680 from within the villa... by the female species themselves. 646 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,880 It's quite fun watching them, innit? It is quite fun watching them. 647 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,160 They have got good bodies, though, haven't they? 648 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,640 They have, yeah. Casey's actually got a really good body. 649 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,720 He's got a great body. So tanned. 650 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,680 It's like David Attenborough. Like, literally, just... 651 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,840 LAUGHING: What's he doing? What is he doing? 652 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,840 Think he's in a playground! I don't know! 653 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,320 SAMIE AND CLAUDIA LAUGH 654 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,800 He's gonna swing for a little bit. 655 00:28:58,840 --> 00:28:59,960 I'm slipping. 656 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,680 THEY LAUGH He's swinging his legs. 657 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,200 So funny. 658 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:06,440 Wait, watch this. 659 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:09,240 Oh, no, he's going for it. No, he's not, he's swinging. 660 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:13,360 He done one, two... three... 661 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:14,960 How many is he gonna go for? ..four... 662 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,120 Five. ..five, six, 663 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,520 seven... No, six. 664 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,400 Oh, he couldn't even do ten. 665 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,640 He's sweating. 666 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,360 That's a good one for your abs. 667 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,400 HE GRUNTS What the hell? 668 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:28,960 What is he doing? 669 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,960 Casey, it's not a climbing frame! 670 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,120 SAMIE LAUGHS 671 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,400 It's like he's in a school playground. He is, yeah. 672 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,040 THEY LAUGH 673 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,040 Is that it? You done? 674 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,080 SAMIE LAUGHS 675 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,600 AS NATURE DOCUMENTARY NARRATOR: With this direct challenge 676 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:46,960 from the female of the species, 677 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,160 the peacocking male is forced to demonstrate his status 678 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,880 as the dominant in this habitat... 679 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,880 ..by performing the pool splash. 680 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,800 I'd have been fuming if that were me and my hair, fuming! 681 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,240 Enough of this monkeying around. 682 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:05,480 Let's move on before the females start getting territorial. 683 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,480 We've seen what the boys are like without the girls around. 684 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,760 They play 21 with nipple-flicking... 685 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,440 18. 19. 686 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:19,880 20! 687 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,200 THEY LAUGH 688 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,800 ..while the girls are playing a numbers game, too. 689 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,640 They rate a boy out of ten by looks, then throw in a potential flaw 690 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,960 to see how it affects their overall rating. 691 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,840 Over to you, girls. 692 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,760 He's an eight, but he doesn't drive. 693 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,760 Oh, he's a four. Oh, that's zero for me. 694 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,680 Really? Aw, he's a 7.5. 695 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:46,040 No, he's gotta drive! I do need you to drive, though. 696 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,480 You gonna be his chauffeur? It's awkward because I drive. 697 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,640 You're chauffeuring him around. It's a must. 698 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,040 And what about, like, when you go on journeys away? 699 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,160 Who's driving? Not me. 700 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,680 Not me. Yeah, no, yeah. 701 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:57,760 It's a zero. 702 00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,640 He's a eight, but he's a major mummy's boy. 703 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,080 You know what? I love a mummy's boy. 704 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,960 For Jessie, he's a ten. No, he's a nine! 705 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,400 He's a... four for me. Mummy's boy is a no-no. 706 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,120 I'm not a mummy's boy kind of guy. 707 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,560 He's a ten... Ooh. 708 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,400 ..best thing you've ever seen in your life, yeah? 709 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,400 But... he's rude. 710 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:17,920 Oh, zero. Oh! 711 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,400 Yeah, no. Straight back to zero? 712 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:20,840 You're a one, doll. Yeah? 713 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,280 One cos you're all-right-looking. Back to the bottom. 714 00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,640 The looks are not giving any more, are they? 715 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,360 Straight back to the bottom. 716 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:29,600 OK, he's a three... 717 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,000 Oh! 718 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:34,560 ..but he can give you everything you want. 719 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,440 Emotionally and materialistically. 720 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,320 LANA: Five! THEY LAUGH 721 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,760 It's a five. It's a five, yeah. 722 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:45,800 Remember, like, a three-out-of-ten looks is scary. 723 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:49,480 THEY LAUGH So, actually, he's a four! 724 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:53,520 Tanya's all about the looks. I'll give him a eight if he can... 725 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,000 Yeah, I'd say maybe, like, a six. 726 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,200 If he was a three... Can you cope with that in bed? 727 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,800 No, that's amazing. That means he probably won't cheat on me... 728 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,360 hopefully. 729 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,600 Babe, it's the ones you give a chance that cheat on you. 730 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,120 Yeah, true. Yeah. 731 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:10,000 Thank you, Jessie, for giving average-looking men everywhere hope. 732 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,640 THEY CHORTLE 733 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,840 The Islanders often become major social-media influencers 734 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,920 when they leave the villa, 735 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,600 but the boys have started early 736 00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:26,080 by creating their own social media platform. 737 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,160 Tickle Tok! 738 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,200 It's gone viral 739 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,920 and been seen by millions of people around the world, 740 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,280 except the people the boys are really keen to influence - 741 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:38,040 the girls in the villa... until now. 742 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:40,480 THEY GIGGLE 743 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:45,520 SCREAMING AND LAUGHTER 744 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,320 Bear in mind this guy's nearly 30. 745 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,800 30? Oh, Tom wants to get involved. 746 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,760 LAUGHTER 747 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,200 Stupid. 748 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,240 They're actually too much. 749 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:08,920 It's Casey's laugh, it's like a cartoon. 750 00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,720 LAUGHTER 751 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:13,600 CASEY GIGGLING 752 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,360 Time out, time out. 753 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,240 So childish. What are they doing? 754 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,200 Like, what's the aim of the game? 755 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,920 Oh, my God. 756 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,120 Children! 757 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:31,080 Someone pray for me, I've gotta get in bed with that thing. 758 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,240 IAIN: Quick, someone upload this clip 759 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,040 to social media this Insta. 760 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,320 MUSIC: 'The Real Slim Shady' by Eminem 761 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,960 IAIN: Traditionally, rappers come from 762 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,240 the mean streets of the inner cities, 763 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,840 but not this one. 764 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:55,880 This one comes from the wrong side of the track... tors. 765 00:33:55,920 --> 00:34:01,160 Here's some unseen footage of Will, the real Slim Shady, standing up. 766 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,720 I did some raps last night. Oh, let me look. 767 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,120 MUSIC: 'U Can't Touch This' by MC Hammer 768 00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,520 ♪ Here's Will with all his ladies In the bathroom 769 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:14,120 ♪ All lining up to get some of this Piece of candy... ♪ 770 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:15,240 Oh, my God. Will! 771 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:18,680 ♪ Look at all these girls, Washing their faces 772 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,240 ♪ These girls are all Brushing their teeth... ♪ 773 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,880 Not on the video. Will! 774 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,920 You just feel the rhythm and you... 775 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:31,720 ♪ Come into the MC Will, hold tight Everybody in the chill 776 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,640 ♪ We're gonna hold tight And rap all night 777 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:37,040 ♪ Baby, just follow me And you will see. ♪ 778 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:39,960 You actually think it's sexy. 779 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,840 Jessie said to me last night, it's sexy. Do ya? 780 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,560 I don't think I did say that. 781 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,960 No, she didn't. She didn't, but still... 782 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,280 No, I think it's funny. 783 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,600 ♪ MC Will, here to do something 784 00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:53,120 ♪ I don't know What this rapping means 785 00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:57,200 ♪ He doesn't even rhyme He just walks around like this. ♪ 786 00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:58,960 I can't deal. 787 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,000 ♪ Cos at the end of the day I do it better 788 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,520 ♪ Cos at the end... ♪ 789 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:12,720 Argh! 790 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:18,600 IAN: Here's an unseen clip - high five. 791 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:19,960 Fuck off. 792 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,200 Argh! 793 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:23,000 As the main show's youthful sidekick, 794 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,480 our job is to smooth out 795 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,920 all the rough and ready unseen clips from the week 796 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,720 while trying to find answers to all the big questions. 797 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,160 What's my favourite sex position? 798 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:35,120 Oh, God, and I'm sat here cuddling you! 799 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,560 ♪ Cos at the end of the day I do it better... ♪ 800 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,240 IAIN: It's always a wild trip... 801 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,520 Whoa! 802 00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,560 ..guaranteed to lift your mood... 803 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,400 as we shower you with exclusives. 804 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:48,880 Trust me, you're in safe hands, 805 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,720 as we guide you through the topsy-turvy world of the villa. 806 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,880 ♪ At the end of the day I do it better. ♪ 807 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:07,080 IAIN: In this unseen clip, Tom reveals what gives him the ick, 808 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,120 and it's something very specific and unusual. 809 00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:12,000 Seriously, you couldn't make it up. 810 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,320 What are your icks? What do you not like? 811 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,840 Mine's like, birthday make-up. 812 00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,240 Birthday make-up? When girls get their birthday make-up 813 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,400 and it looks daft, bro. And they look like clown... 814 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:24,160 I look like... I'll show you some pictures when we get out, awful. 815 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,360 What, of you? Yeah. 816 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,120 When they do, like... Blue eye shadow, bro. 817 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:30,320 Blue eye shadow! When they go, "Do I look nice?" 818 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,960 They've spent hundred quid on it. 819 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,320 Yeah, it is shocking. Fucking... 820 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,800 I don't even look like me, they change your whole face. 821 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,520 But why? Cos you look naturally... 822 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,640 This is what we're trying to get across to girls. 823 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,680 Obviously, youse look pretty all the time, 824 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,320 but you look nice natural. Yeah. 825 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:44,360 Do you know what I mean? 826 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,240 I don't really have any, though. Do you not? 827 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,080 I have loads, me, but they... I've got loads on my notes, 828 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,200 I've written down loads. 829 00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:53,560 Have you? You've written them in your notes on your phone? 830 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,680 When I get a new one, I write it down. Shut up. 831 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:56,920 No, you don't, you're lying. 832 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,160 Swear down. Are you joking? That's an ick in itself. 833 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:00,880 SHE LAUGHS Are you joking? 834 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,480 No, I'll show you when we get out. You're a fucking weirdo. 835 00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,160 You get weirder every day. 836 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:09,040 Someone turn on Tom's phone and read out his notes. 837 00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,840 When a girl's got loads of bluetooth connections on her thing. 838 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,720 Oh, that is a stupid one, that. 839 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,560 Cos you know she's been in... When it says Mercedes, Audi, BMW. 840 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,200 Yeah, but it could be your mates, it could be your friends. 841 00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:21,800 When she knows the bouncer. Yeah. By first name. 842 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:22,960 "Gary!" "Gary." 843 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,360 "All right, Gaz? Not seen you since last week." Fucking hell. 844 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,480 I've heard the DJs one, when she knows the DJ. 845 00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,360 That's bad. "Oh, I got in because of the DJ." 846 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,920 What are yours, Samie? Black trainers, white socks. 847 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,640 Oh, yeah. And vice versa. 848 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,240 You're all right, but you're wearing a vest, that's another one. 849 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,400 Yeah, she doesn't like vests. I hate vests, oh, no. 850 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,080 What about in the gym? No. 851 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,120 No? 852 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,240 Go on, then, what? Nothing or a T-shirt. 853 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,960 IAIN: Ah, so vests cause the ick. 854 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,760 That explains why some people call them singlets. 855 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:59,480 This week, we took our Islanders on a trip to a secret beach club. 856 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:03,400 ♪ Deep down Wishing you were mine... ♪ 857 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,480 So secret, it wasn't actually on a beach at all, 858 00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,920 but next to a tranquil river. 859 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,280 And it wasn't long before secrets got spilled 860 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:15,160 and tranquillity went up the creek without a paddle, 861 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,880 thanks to Keanan telling Claudia about Casey snogging Rosie. 862 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,200 They kissed on the terrace. 863 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:22,480 Well, that's just stabbed in the heart, innit? 864 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:23,680 Which led to a face-off. 865 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:25,800 You've not cared about feelings, 866 00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:27,880 and I feel like I don't want to let you talk right now. 867 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,960 I'm just done, I'm gone, I'm like, Claudia who? 868 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,560 ♪ Deep down wishing... ♪ 869 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,520 Followed by a right old slagging off. 870 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,560 OK, I told you that I'm nice, I'm all right about it, 871 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:37,920 and it was like, bam. 872 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,920 And Casey told the boys... 873 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,320 Claudia came in, full guns blazing, 874 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:45,800 pretty upset with me and unhappy with how I've been acting. 875 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:49,360 He wanted to tell villa power couple Ron and Lana, 876 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:50,920 but they were nowhere to be seen. 877 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,720 Do you think this sand's natural? 878 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,800 IAIN: Where were they when the drama unfolded? 879 00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:59,440 They were dancing with the others a few minutes earlier. 880 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,440 And they were right behind Claudia and Keanan. 881 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:03,680 This morning, I woke up 882 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:06,400 and found out they were getting a bit frisky in bed. Oh. 883 00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,240 So must have something to say about it. 884 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,120 What is that, a river? A stream? 885 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:13,520 What could live in this? 886 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,720 Fish, ducks... 887 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,240 Probably some birds, I don't know, like a flamingo. 888 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,840 You know what I'd really like, is a lion walking across there. 889 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,920 Can run up to speeds... Do you think it could get us? 890 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:27,080 Yes, cos it's shallow. I'm scared now. 891 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,520 I'm not here to mess around, fun and games, 892 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:30,880 you are hurting feelings here. 893 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,440 ♪ Like a lionheart... ♪ 894 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,960 RON: I'd have to sort of, like, just distract it. 895 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,320 I'd have to literally set fire to myself. 896 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:41,040 Aw. I'd probably grab the pillow, fend it off a little bit. 897 00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,520 Then I'd give it a little dig in the face, 898 00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:46,720 but I mean, I'm dead regardless, but at least you'd survive. 899 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:47,960 Don't say that. 900 00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:53,520 IAIN: But while Ron talked of heroically and selflessly 901 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:56,280 saving Lana, unfortunately, some Islanders were walking 902 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,800 straight into the lion's den. 903 00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:02,440 As lioness of love Maya crashed the party 904 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:06,600 and everyone knows that means someone's going home. 905 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:11,400 With the fewest votes and therefore dumped from the island is... 906 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:12,600 Olivia and Maxwell. 907 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,600 But they weren't the only prey, as Olivia and Maxwell 908 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,920 were asked to throw another couple to the lions. 909 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,800 Keanan and Claudia. 910 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,360 Well, that was all a bit "roar". 911 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:30,840 But at least we learnt that Ron would save Lana from a lion. 912 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,360 Let's hope he's not a cheetah. 913 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,080 IAIN: It's that time of the show once again. 914 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:51,040 It's Beach Hut Bonanza! 915 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:56,320 And this week I asked them to tell me what grosses them out. 916 00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,760 Erm... Erm... 917 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:03,160 Things that gross me out... Really bad BO. 918 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:04,680 Bad breath. 919 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:06,600 Bad breath has got to be up there for me. 920 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:12,800 Burping, I can't deal with it. I'd rather someone fart on me. 921 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:17,320 Shaq's farts. Like, his farts are absolutely disgusting. 922 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,760 Eurgh! No, thank you! 923 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,320 People with sweaty armpits. 924 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:24,400 Yellow stains on the armpits of their shirt. 925 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,960 Especially if you're dancing with your hands above your head 926 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,560 and you've got puddles under your arms. 927 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,320 HE GAGS Yeah, no. 928 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,320 Oh, spots proper gross me out. 929 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,320 When people have the yellow heads on their face, 930 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,360 and they don't squeeze them or get rid of them. 931 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:40,800 When you're having a shower and there's, like, a big clump of hair. 932 00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,280 Girls' hair when it's just round the shower. 933 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,280 Definitely a clogged up sink. 934 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:50,080 Whether it's hair on your head, pubic, I just know. 935 00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:53,720 Eurgh, so gross! Oh, and grime on the shower. Yeah. 936 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,320 I can't do feet at all. 937 00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,240 Even Tanya's made a couple of jokes about, like, me sucking her toe. 938 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,080 HE GAGS Like, nah. 939 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,160 Tom's scabby toe. It's a beauty that one. 940 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:08,200 I don't know how Samie sleeps at night sharing a bed with that toe. 941 00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:10,640 I can't deal with it. I can't. I just... 942 00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:14,400 I show Samie it sometimes and she freaks out. 943 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,080 SHE GAGS I can't. 944 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,160 Certain words like "moist". 945 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:22,720 It makes you sort of, like, go, "Urgh", why are saying that word? 946 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,240 Just use another word. 947 00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:27,760 I hate the feel of frozen food. 948 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,560 I literally can't even talk about it. 949 00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:33,280 Flies because flies literally eat poo. 950 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,680 Like, that's really gross. 951 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:36,240 So if, like, a fly goes on your food, 952 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:37,880 you've probably got shit on your food. 953 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:40,400 When people chew really loudly. 954 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:44,000 Lots of food in their teeth, especially when you tell that 955 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,600 the food has been there for, like, more than ten minutes. 956 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,720 Someone is just going... SUCKING 957 00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:49,840 Ahhhh! 958 00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,920 That's so disgusting, I don't even wanna think about it. 959 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,360 Mushy food. 960 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:56,840 Mushy peas. 961 00:42:56,880 --> 00:43:01,160 Oysters, worst thing I've ever put in my gob. 962 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:04,240 Soup, ugh. Lumpy soup. 963 00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,200 I can't eat something that looks like baby sick, 964 00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:07,440 that's just a big no-no. 965 00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:09,840 Cherry tomatoes, I will actually vomit. 966 00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,760 Yeah, it's making me gag now thinking about it. I'm, like, ugh. 967 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,720 SHE GAGS Eurgh. Gross. 968 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:20,080 And obviously I hate baked beans. They gross me out. Oof. 969 00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,520 IAIN: Tune in to Unseen Bits later for another instalment of... 970 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:28,200 Beach Hut Bonanza. 971 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:37,720 We have time for one last clip 972 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,560 and it's from resident rapper Farmer Will. 973 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,240 ♪ We're born with the rhythm Born with the rhyme. ♪ 974 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,200 Yeah-heh-heh, baby! 975 00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:47,760 Does that make him a fapper? 976 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,720 ♪ I've been rapping for them But I can rap for you, too 977 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,120 ♪ Sitting cross-legged You look like a poo. ♪ 978 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:54,160 HE LAUGHS 979 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,720 I've got a great rap name for him. 980 00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,040 Take it away, Frappe Will. 981 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:05,160 ♪ It's MC Will getting ready for bed In the Love Island villa 982 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:08,400 ♪ We're not joking Girls, you can see them 983 00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:10,280 ♪ Chiller 984 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:12,400 ♪ I need to brush my teeth. ♪ 985 00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:15,920 See you all next time for another Unseen Bits.