IAIN STIRLING: Previously on Love Island...
Shaq's just giving me potential icks.
..there were doubts...
I feel now I'm seeing the little bits of you that I don't like.
You're just actually just pissing me off right now.
Certain things that you do really remind me of my ex.
I thought I was stubborn,
but that girl is just ridiculously stubborn.
..and a dumping.
The couple with the fewest votes
and therefore dumped from the island is...
..Ellie and Jordan.
Tonight... TEXT ALERT
SHE GASPS I've got a text!
..there's a surprise...
"Girls, it's time for you to sneak out of the villa."
..in store.
Where are the girls? Oh! No, no, no!
THEY SCREAM
The girls have gone.
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Out of sight, out of mind.
I'm not saying in my head, "I'll never turn again."
Olivia! Jessie!
Girls, you will have six new boys.
What's going on, girls? THEY SCREAM
I'm shitting myself.
Ellie and Jordan are leaving the villa.
With Ellie gone, they'll never know if she could have found love,
and with Jordan gone,
they'll never reach that pack of Jammie Dodgers
on the top shelf in the kitchen.
♪ Just need to know You're all right... ♪
You just never know what's gonna happen, do you?
It's crazy.
So many people have come and gone,
making it past the halfway mark, I never thought I'd make it, bro.
How are we?
Yeah, it's not nice, is it?
Like, being in the bottom three, or people going and stuff. But...
Yeah, but, listen. The bottom three doesn't mean...
Even when I was in the bottom three,
I weren't sitting there shitting myself.
No, exactly. I thought, "If I go home now..."
You're going home happy. "..I would be happy."
I weren't panicking at all. Do you know what?
Honestly, though, at one point, I had no idea who was going home.
Don't know what would have happened.
If I'd gone home tonight, I'd have been going home with you,
and, yeah, I'd have been happy, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I would have been gutted cos all of you guys,
but actually, I would have been happy.
That's a realisation, though, as well.
Being up there and thinking, like,
but I would actually probably be happy now if I left with him,
is a big, like... Yeah. ..thing
I'm glad we were both up there together.
Mm. Yeah. I got you.
I feel like, obviously, a lot of the couples in here
may be a bit more progressed than me and Samie,
but we've been true to ourselves, we're going at our own pace,
and I know I can see things progressing on the outside.
And, yeah, that's the bottom line.
I've come into Love Island to find someone,
and Samie's ticking all those boxes for me.
It's just hard when people go, isn't it? Very hard.
It doesn't get easier. Hi!
Come here. RON GROANS
Are you all right? Yeah, good, are you?
How are you? Good?
You're still here. Still here.
I think that's the only thing you can ever say
after situations like this. Mm-hm. Yeah.
Have you spoken? TANYA SIGHS
Do it.
We have.
We did have a mini fight,
and then we did the day before the text.
You're not good? We're not good now.
You all right, guys? Hey, Shaq. Come on over.
Love you, bro. Come and have a seat.
Oh, man! How are you, though?
To be honest, bro, I'm very, very deflated.
I reckon just get some sleep. Like, sleep on it...
I don't like sleeping on an argument, though.
Like, that's not me.
It's so hard to just, to like, get through to her sometimes...
Yeah. ..and get her to see, like, where I'm coming from.
Bro, that ex comment.
I can't get it out of my head, bro. I can't get it out of my head.
I just...
I feel really sorry that he's really hurting.
IAIN: There might be a new couple, but Claudia and Casey are for real.
They've enjoyed passionate kisses, shared a bed,
and if things go well,
they're planning to learn each other's surnames!
Well, at least we're compatible. No, I know.
D'you know what it is, it's the fact that...
we've been together, like, two minutes, and...
But we already said that we know we can see a connection,
obviously, other people can... No, I know, and it was so nice.
I'm over the moon, and it's proper made me happy.
Yeah, it's made me happy, too. Yeah.
Journey's just starting, I feel. Yeah.
♪ Kiss me
♪ Beneath the milky twilight
♪ Lead me Out on the moonlit floor... ♪
I'm happy. I'm very happy.
I'm happy to be here with you. Yeah, I know.
You haven't seen my weird side yet. CASEY LAUGHS
That is yet to come.
You look stunning tonight. Thank you. So do you.
You look nice in orange. Do I? Yeah.
Is it my colour? You look like Finding Nemo.
CLAUDIA LAUGHS
Clownfish.
I am a clownfish. THEY LAUGH
It's so early days,
but I'm feeling so comfortable with Casey.
Like, there's no awkwardness between us,
and I just really feel I can be myself around him.
And there's something definitely growing
that I didn't imagine to have grow so fast in here.
I knew I hopefully would connect with someone, but not like this.
Three days, and you're already falling for me.
Who said that? God!
Didn't have to say it, it's written all over your face.
Falling like an angel. Oh, my God, maybe cos I had the angel wings on.
IAIN: People say 28 days doesn't constitute a serious relationship,
but Tanya and Shaq have been abroad together,
cooked for one another, and fallen out over the dishes.
They're basically married!
This is all still fresh, it's still new.
You haven't seen each other pissed off or angry.
You haven't even seen each other cry yet.
You haven't seen him... Like, you've...
You've got so much to learn about each other. This is normal.
Can you tell me what's actually happened?
Me and Lana pulled him up... I've heard this story three times!
Literally, she's like, "Listen, fast forward."
So, me and Lana, literally,
pulled him up this afternoon at the beanbags.
And basically, I wanted to say, like,
"Is this really about the kitchen, or, like, what's this about?"
And it was like, "Babe, I know you're that direct person,
"you know, you like to tell people the truth,
"boom, bang, right?"
But I was like, "Ron has grown." Mm.
"You told him once, he didn't come over,
"he's a little shit for that. Leave him there."
D'you know what I mean?
"You coming over is almost like you're gunning for him a little bit,
"and it was, like, that was unnecessary."
I was like, "So, how do you feel about that conversation, then?"
He goes, "Not great." I was like, "What?"
And he was like, "Yeah, I felt like I was cornered." What?
And I was like, "You know me and Lana have no ill intent.
"We have good, good intent." D'you know what I mean?
Like, "We're are coming from a good place."
And then he was like, "It's not about what you guys said,
"it's about how you put me down." Mm.
"You put me in front of you, and I was sat there,
"and it felt like you were talking to me.
"You guys were talking to me like I'm a child."
You know, the way he is, yeah, he's so caring. So caring. Mm.
And when you look in his eyes, you can tell he loves me. Mm.
I can see it. But then, because...
It's a blessing and curse, it's like, because he's so caring,
the little things get to him. Yeah.
Those are the things that were reminding me of my ex,
and because my ex was like that, and it drained me for so long,
I couldn't voice my opinion any more. Mm.
I was always on eggshells around him.
And I don't want it to get like that with Shaq. Yeah, no.
But he didn't hear that, he heard, "You are like my ex, period." Yeah.
Me comparing Shaq to my ex,
obviously no-one wants to be compared to an ex, like,
I would be fuming as well,
like, what, like, how do I remind you of the ex?
But it's what I'm saying to you that you need to hear.
He doesn't hear the main point.
He starts to pick things around the point.
WHISPERED: Oh, my word.
How are you feeling? don't know, bro.
When someone that you're seeing
and someone that you're supposed to be in love with says,
"Oh, yeah, I see little things in you that remind me of my ex",
that, for me, yeah, that's such a huge, huge, huge thing to say.
I'm not gonna go into something potentially with someone
that thinks that I have negative similarities
to an ex that you broke up with.
If there's something on your mind and something you don't like,
she needs to understand why you don't like it.
I know you love each other,
but you've only kind of been with each other a short time,
and you will work things out and there will be little bickers
now and again, but that's normal, bro, you overcome stuff like that.
Bro, at this point, like, the way I feel about the situation,
I, like, I need to sleep on it, I need to think about it.
Yeah, you do, you do.
But the way I feel about that specific comment,
if anyone that I was chatting to before had said that to me,
that would make me wanna take a step back. Hm.
If you can't overcome something like that, then that's a big issue,
but me looking from you two, I know you will.
Do you know what I mean? Mm.
I appreciate that, Tom.
Thank you. Love you, brother. Come on.
I'm just blessed to be here, bro. Yeah. Still be here, bro.
I'm glad you're here, man.
Is that shortbread? Mm.
All right, geezer.
This thing with white chocolate on is so good.
I'm gonna have a couple of slabs. D'you want me to leave it out?
You'll feel so much better when you wake up in the morning. Yeah.
You'll look back at this and think how minor it was.
You'll be sweet, mate.
You can see how much you love each other.
SHAQ SIGHS
IAIN: It's been a long night for Shaq and Tanya,
but, hey, there's warning signs in every relationship.
My ex stuck a rectangle of red fabric to a stick
and waved it back and forth over her head.
That's a red flag for me!
♪ Leave your keys If you're not coming home... ♪
I'm so happy I'm still here with you two.
SHE GROANS
Go on, I can lift you. Oh, I'm so strong!
CHEERING
♪ I wish you'd call So I could say goodbye
♪ And let you know I'll wait for you every night... ♪
I just kissed my own hand!
Oh, my God, he's so weird! Ahh!
LAUGHTER
♪ And I'll be waiting... ♪
LAUGHTER
SCREAMING
LAUGHTER That's actually not even funny!
You literally look like Freddy Krueger!
You're a little weirdo.
♪ Just a false start If you're quitting on us
♪ Another year, just another lie
♪ I wish you'd call So I could say goodbye. ♪
♪ This is all we got
♪ So where's the love? ♪
IAIN: That lazy lot are having yet another lie in,
so I've nipped into the kitchen
to make some microwaveable salt and sweet Butterkist.
I hope I don't disturb them.
What's popping, team?
Morning. You OK? Morning.
It looks empty.
♪ So where's the love... ♪
How are you feeling, Shaq?
A bit deflated this morning, man. Just got a lot on my mind.
Seeing both of them go last night, it's... it's tough.
I think this is the least amount of people since the beginning.
Not nice to see people go, but...
But it's a new day.
Ready to go!
♪ Then why not Give it all we got. ♪
How are you girls feeling in your couples?
I'm really happy. I feel good.
Are you really happy? Yeah.
I feel like we're getting closer and closer.
You seem like you are. It just feels normal.
And it feels right.
You guys have overcome so much. Yeah.
Every single day I've been in here,
I feel like I've been on mission problem solver. Yeah.
And every day, there's been one or two things,
three things, four things, I've fixed everything.
Like, I feel like I've genuinely completed everything.
And I'm just... I'm not soppy, but I'm just happy.
That's good!
The feelings you and Lana have for each other, they're very real.
You've built a connection with someone, and that's genuine,
and all you're doing is being yourself.
So, how are you feeling? Good. I'm happy to be here.
He was like, "I'm so happy that you feel like how I feel."
We're not just doing it cos we're in this situation.
We'll be doing it on the outside.
It's the exact same for me.
I'm, like, so lucky
to have even found a connection like I have with Kai.
Like, I haven't found that on the outside. Like, ever.
It was a win/win scenario for me.
I wasn't gutted, I wasn't devastated.
Obviously, I was a bit upset
that I wouldn't be able to carry on my journey in here,
but mine and Liv's journey would have carried on on the outside.
So, that's what you come on here for at the end of the day, innit?
To find a missus. And I could have potentially found one in her.
Samie, man. I'm so happy I've met her, boys.
I do really like her a lot.
And I am so excited to see what happens with her on the outside.
I can't see a girl, like... Turning your head?
Nah, I can't. I really can't.
Do you know what, though, I feel like every day in the villa,
you really have to use.
Like, I feel like I'm getting to know Will more and more. Yeah.
I don't know what you think,
but sometimes, I think, like, do I like the girl more,
a lot more than she likes me? Do you know what I mean?
When you look at you two around the villa,
you're up there with, if not the most compatible,
like, it's actually a joke how well you two get along.
I love you and Jessie together.
You can see how much you just gravitate towards each other,
just so naturally, and how gassed she is.
Every time there's a re-coupling, or whatever,
she's getting into bed, the girl's sprinting over
to give you a hug and kiss, and that just shows, like,
how genuine her feelings are for you.
How are you feeling, TT?
You had quite a dramatic night, didn't you?
Yeah, bit of a weird one.
He still can't shake the ex-boyfriend comment,
and I was just like, "It's not about the ex bit,
"it's about the things you do that make me think that..."
Yeah. He's just hearing, "You remind me of my ex."
Literally, I was like, "You as a whole."
That's all he's hearing.
But I'm trying. I'm being very patient.
Do you think things could ever change and you could be, like,
open to getting to know someone else in here?
Just because I said "I love you" will not stop me
from leaving that if it's not for me.
The whole ex comment. That, for me, yeah...
When you're dating someone,
or exclusive with someone, or you're seeing someone,
to then say, "Oh, I see traits in you that I see in my ex",
on the outside, I'm taking a step back from that situation.
And with her, because I love her so much,
it's playing on my mind, because now I'm thinking,
"Are we going down that path?
"Your ex you broke up with, so what, am I gonna carry on
"getting to know you and building a relationship
"just for us to end up like that?" I'm not doing that, bro.
You need to work in the same direction.
Do you know what I mean? Mm.
Put your slider in. Let's see whose can get to the other side quicker.
What? It's a race to the other side, bro.
Can you push it? You can use the waves.
Three, two, one.
THEY LAUGH I won.
IAIN: Casey's in for a treat this morning,
cos Claudia's about to get her sweaty hands on his big banana.
Do you know how Casey likes his coffee?
No. Never actually asked, actually.
Shall I ask? I reckon he would like an iced coffee.
No, don't ask. Let them just relax. Let's do iced.
They've got no clue. Let's do iced.
I just feel so bad for them because, like,
it's been so intense in the villa, and...
It's nice to get some spirits lifted as well.
I know. And they've been so good to us, both of them.
Yeah. Just adore them. They're such lucky men.
Yeah, we are. We're so lucky. Yeah, you are.
Right, these are the vanilla ones. OK.
There. Your table awaits.
Honestly... It's a light bite.
It looks really, really lovely. Do you guys want more?
Cos I was concerned. No. God, there's too much!
No, this is so nice.
Cheers! Cheers! This is like...
Can I feed you? No!
Mm! Wow. Oh, dear.
How are you two feeling after yesterday?
Good. It was intense.
Yeah, I said to Jessie, hats off to you two.
Said to Casey last night, I was very shocked.
Being the last couple to sort of find the connection,
couple up together, you expect to be certain in the bottom three,
so it was such a nice surprise.
Yeah, I was actually waiting for our names to be called.
Yeah, same. I think you're speaking to two boys
who are probably two of the happiest in here, to be honest.
Aw. That's really cute.
Now we've got our wonder women by us.
Literally. Yeah.
I think after last night,
I realised you've got to go for it, cos any day could be your last.
The best breakfast date... ever. Yeah, ever. In my entire life.
With the two most beautiful girls in the world. Aw!
The breakfast was lovely, it was so sweet.
And it's so nice because, obviously, I really love Case in here,
and I've got a really good relationship with him.
So it's so nice to, like, double date with our girls.
And then, obviously, I absolutely adore Jessie.
And then, I'm sure I'm gonna adore Claudia,
so we're going to be a little foursome. Do you know what I mean?
And I'm buzzing for it. I'm super, super excited.
IAIN: After coming in the bottom three with Olivia,
Kai's unsure where the relationship should go.
And he's got absolutely no clue where his left hand should go.
How do you feel? Have you thought any more of it?
No, like, obviously... you know...
It does make you think.
How do you feel about it?
Like, it doesn't affect me in terms of, like...
Like, I don't care about people's opinions.
I think it's more like...
I didn't expect me and you to be chosen over Casey and Claudia.
Obviously, Claudia's come in,
her and Casey have clicked straight away,
they do have a special connection. Mm.
But to say that someone's compatible after two days
compared to two weeks, you can't compare them.
It's probably nothing to do with that. Mm.
I feel like I'm probably one of the least favourites in here.
Why'd do you say that?
Been in the bottom three, three times.
Yeah, but that's... Yeah. So maybe it's me.
At least, like, you haven't let it affect you, you know what I mean?
Remember, even though you've been in the bottom three, three times...
Yeah. ..there's a reason you've been saved.
No, I know that. Because everyone in here loves you.
And everyone in here sees what I see in you. Aw.
IAIN: OK, guys, you know the pool rules.
No running, no diving,
and absolutely no heartfelt examinations
of the complex dynamics of your relationship.
Tanya, can I speak to you, please?
HE MUTTERS
Hi. Hello. Where do you wanna sit?
First time I've seen you get in the pool.
That's how you know. That it's hot.
I think before we have this conversation, I want to say, like,
let's both go, like, have an open mind,
and actually hear what the other person is saying.
Can we just compromise with each other?
Like, we are the way we are,
but can we just try and just... understand?
So tell me what you see in me that you don't like...
I told you, I just don't like seeing you...
too involved in other people's business.
As much as you can have a say and give people advice,
like, I'd rather you just wasn't always involved.
With me... For me, yeah, when you're seeing someone,
if someone says to you,
"Certain things you do, you remind me of my ex,"
that, to me, is such a huge thing to say,
because that's someone who you ended things with,
it didn't work out with, you don't like any more.
And if you see certain traits in me that you saw in them,
I'm personally not gonna spend my time
or invest in someone that feels like I have similarities to an ex.
Because I'm not going to do that, and put so much effort
and love into someone just to go down that road.
That was just a little thing that reminded me of my ex,
and I had to say it the way it was.
For me, it's not a deal-breaker,
it's not something that's gonna... change our dynamic.
I'm not perfect, I'm far from perfect.
There's gonna be stuff that I don't like
and there's gonna be stuff that you don't like.
But I will always try with you.
I will always try and be a better man for you.
Come here.
I'm wet. I don't care.
IAIN: To avoid another update on Shaq and Tanya,
Olivia's pulling the old, "I'm fast asleep" routine.
She tried hiding in the laundry basket,
but Lana was already in there.
Oi, you, get up. Hmm!
Cold. She's been peaceful and sleeping.
Just when she gets peaceful.
Just give me a second.
Tickling does not affect me. You're not ticklish?
Hmm. I'm ready.
It's so quiet.
It's weird, innit?
What's going on? TANYA SIGHS
I just had a conversation with Shaq.
It's gone well, obviously,
because we've ended it on a good note.
We can be normal now. Yeah.
And it's not weird, but I kinda felt like I'm still not being heard,
do you know what I mean? Really?
Yeah, he was going around in circles.
He was like, "On the outside,
"I wouldn't invest my time into someone
"who compares me to their ex." Yeah.
And I said, "But we're here, we're in here now." Yeah.
"So what does that mean for me and you?"
Do you regret saying it? No. I don't. Cos that's how I feel.
I literally just aired it all out.
Everything, how I was feeling.
When I mentioned, like, the whole "ex" comment or whatever... Yeah.
..she said, oh, she'll never say that again.
That sort of thing. Yeah.
But her reasoning behind it was,
"I'm telling you how I feel,
"because I don't want you to carry on doing certain things."
OK. There was some stuff that we disagreed on.
That's so normal in a relationship, do you know what I mean?
I feel like we just came to, like, an understanding, really.
And stuff like this is only gonna make us stronger, really.
Because at the end of the day, like,
you're still learning things about one another.
Yeah. Do you know what I mean?
I think cos things with us have progressed in here quite a lot,
it's easy to forget that I have only known her for a month, and...
Of course, yeah, man.
..there's so much we've still got to learn about each other. Yeah.
And I feel like that whole situation is dead and buried now.
That's so good. And I'm just moving on now and...
Yeah. I just... Bro, I love the girl.
Yeah, of course. It's so evident.
I hate...
..having to feel like... it might not work.
The thing is what you don't want is to, like,
leave things on a bad note. Never.
I feel like this disagreement has ultimately, like,
made me see the things I didn't think that I would see.
It's like we do understand each other,
but let's see if we really understand each other.
I spoke to Kai earlier, just on, like, last night and stuff
because, obviously, I'm so happy that we're still here,
but there was just one thing playing on my mind.
And what was that?
It was like, how are we less compatible
than, like, Casey and Claudia? Mm.
You being in that position, it's... it's very explainable. Yeah.
You've had attention, he's had attention.
Tanyel was here. Yeah. We went...
It almost when straight from Tanyel to me.
And maybe outside, it looked like he jumped and didn't give a fuck.
He went around the whole villa, and then went on you.
Tanyel was my close friend. Yeah, do you know what I mean?
So maybe it seems like... Looked a bit snakey?
Maybe it seems sly out there. Who the fuck knows?
I can see that. But...
You guys are very much compatible. It makes so much sense. Yeah.
It does. And as random as it is, it makes sense.
IAIN: The Islanders are getting their outfits ready for tonight.
Samie's asked me for a wig and plastic glasses with a fake nose
in case Tanya wants to give her another relationship update.
Can you iron this, please?
That's the first thing you've asked me to iron.
I need to learn to twerk, cos apparently, I can't do it.
That's just... You're just bouncing, bro.
How do we do it, then? Do we go...? You don't need to learn to twerk.
Why do you want to learn? Why do you need to learn?
I've discovered something about myself in here.
What? I can't open up about my feelings.
It's scary being vulnerable, Scary putting yourself out there.
You don't know if you don't try, girlies.
♪ I just want you to stay close Close to me
♪ Close to me... ♪
Oi, oi, Casey, tickle his feet. Casey.
Argh! I will not be detained! Argh!
Argh! ♪ I just want you to stay close... ♪
What are you girls wearing?
Oh, that is lovely.
Dab, dab!
TEXT ALERT
SHE GASPS I've got a text.
SHE READS:
We're going!
♪ And he's watching us all With the eye... ♪
THEY WHISPER Oh, my God.
WHISPERING: Guys! Casa Amor! Casa Amor! Casa Amor!
Let's go!
Are people going shorts, then? I'm not.
I'll probably go black trousers with this and then loafers.
OK. A pair of heels.
Nice.
Oh, I feel like it's too soon.
Babe, no, it's fucking not.
I'm really scared. Don't be scared.
Or this light blue...
I like that purple shirt. Really?
I really like that shirt.
WHISPERING: Guys...
I'm robbing the toothpaste.
Shaq, you wearing shorts or trousers?
I don't know yet, bro.
WHISPERING: OK, go.
Where's your black heels? Let's go, let's go, let's go.
SHE SQUEALS
Girls clothes are so weird, like, it's just bare...
It's Tanya's. Just bare holes and shit.
WHISPERING: I can't believe we're going to Casa Amor.
Let's go.
Where are the girls?
Oh, no, no, no! Boys!
What? The girls are gone.
I swear on my life, they're gone. Are you serious?
I swear to God. I swear on my life. They're not here.
They're actually gone. The girls are gone. What?!
Claudia!
Jessie!
They're not here.
Jessie? Olivia!
Jessie!
IAIN STIRLING: Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for Casa Amor.
This place provides the ultimate test.
Will I be able to learn the names
of 12 new complete strangers very quickly?
♪ Always say you love me, but you
♪ Always make it all about you
♪ Especially when you've had a few
♪ Ooh, oh, yeah... ♪
SQUEALING
Oh, my God! Oh!
Stop it!
SQUEALING
Let's go!
This is so cute, oh!
ALL SQUEALING
Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
The gym! Oh, my God. So cute!
Look at the chair! Oh, my God, guys.
SQUEALING
Look at the little mini firepit! Look at the mini firepit.
ALL CHATTER EXCITEDLY
Look at this.
ALL: One, two, three, all the girls!
This feels, like, so surreal. It's crazy!
It's like a little girls' hen do trip.
I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
We're on our holidays.
We deserve it. ALL: We do!
SQUEALING
ALL CHANTING: Casa Amor! Casa Amor! Casa Amor! Casa Amor!
SQUEALING
Whoo!
Whoa! Oh, my God!
This is so cool. Shut up! This is insane.
Would you like an ice coffee? SQUEALING
THEY DRUM ON COUNTERTOP
Girls, this is giving you a girls' holiday.
Girls' holiday.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas! Wahey!
What happens in Casa... ALL: ..stays in Casa!
When the cats are away, the mice come out to play.
ALL: Whoo!
I feel really, like, at peace here, like, it's very calming.
It is, it's so nice. It's the calm before the storm.
IAIN: They've only been there five minutes, and already,
somebody's spotted the notorious Casa Amor flasher.
Pervert!
Where's the bathroom? First night getting ready, girls.
Ooh, what's that? I love that.
I can't believe we're in fucking Casa Amor.
Dude!
♪ The thing that I got Got it forever... ♪
Boys' night, boys night!
How're youse all feeling, not knowing where the girls are?
It's weird, innit? It's fucked, bro.
I hope they have a lovely time, wherever they are again.
Yeah, not too good of a time, though. Yeah.
I hope to see them soon.
Oh, this is Tanya's pillow. It smells like her.
Oh, she smells like a wife!
I'm really bad. I get object permanence.
What does that mean?
If something's not in front of me, I forget that it exists.
Out of sight, out of mind.
How do you guys feel, though? I'm excited.
I'm gonna embrace the whole thing, like, go with the flow. Yeah.
If you feel something with someone, go for it,
if you don't, don't force it. Yeah, exactly.
And what will be will be!
♪ I'll do it better
♪ Hello, bye-bye... ♪
After all that drama of telling me off, Shaq cannot turn.
He actually can't. It will take a lot,
but I'm not saying my head will never turn again,
because I don't say words and then not live up to them.
♪ Do better, do it better... ♪
Right, this is it, boys.
Let's get the party... Let's get the party started.
Sorry, look how hot we are. Hot to trot!
If our boys' heads turn, that's their problem. So be it.
That's their loss.
I wonder where they all are?
Bro, off having fun somewhere, not thinking about us.
They might have all been dumped from the island.
THEY LAUGH
I don't... I don't want to say I know or I think I know,
but I think it could be the old Casa Amor. Erm...
I literally just made up with Tanya today as well.
Oh, my God!
I don't reckon they're alone.
I might just sit on a beanbag on my own
and cry, looking at a picture of me and Liv.
THEY LAUGH, TEXT ALERT
Ooh! I've got a text! THEY CHEER
HE READS ALOUD
THEY EXCLAIM
I'm packing her the shittest stuff ever!
Jogging bottoms and a long T-shirt.
Casa Amor, ultimate test now.
So, have we got girls coming here, then, or...?
Oh, my days! I guess so.
I think you would be a silly, silly man
if you weren't a little bit worried, do you know what I mean?
SONG: 'No Good Without You' by Jack Garratt
Mate, why are we doing this? Like, don't pack 'em anything.
I mean, why are we setting them up? Why are we assisting them?
Yeah, I'm gonna give Jessie my cow hat.
I'm writing a nice message.
"Miss you."
Now, if someone could tell me what the fuck that is.
I swear to God. Is... Is Tanya all of a sudden an octopus?
Do you reckon she'd be pissed off with me? These would fit me!
She can wear jeans. There we go. Yes!
I'm trying my hardest to put on a brave face, I really am.
But I'm shitting myself.
THEY CHEER
ALL: Whoo!
OK, so, girls,
cheers to our first proper little girls' holiday.
Cheers to making new memories,
maybe meeting some new men, new connections, who knows?
Let's just see, but let's just have the best time ever.
Best time of our lives!
ALL: Whoo!
Oh, this is intimate. This is cute, yeah, it is.
This is a girls' villa. Yeah.
Everyone in the villa has had their ups and downs,
it's time to put yourself first and enjoy this time.
I feel like we're gonna have the best time.
THEY ALL AGREE THE best time.
Gonna get up to mischief.
Perfect timing, I would say.
Yeah, you're right. TEXT ALERT
I've got a text! THEY CHEER
SHE READS ALOUD
THEY CHEER
We want Amor boys!
The Casa Amor boys are coming.
Lads, like they say in the Wizard of Oz,
"Follow the Yellow Brick Road," except it's red,
asphalt, and it's more of a path. Other than that, spot on!
I'm Ryan, I'm 22, I'm a steel erector from Nottingham.
I was in the Navy for four-and-a-half years.
Every port I did stop at, there was a girl waiting for me.
I don't care if a girl's coupled up.
If we have a good connection, she's not with the right guy.
I'm Martin, I'm 27,
and I'm a software engineer from Dublin.
I'm smart, I'm stylish, I'm Irish, and I'm gorgeous.
What more can a girl want?
I don't care if a girl's coupled up.
That's not a problem for me in the real world,
why would it be a problem now?
All is fair in love and war, and this is love AND war.
I'm Kain, I'm 21, I'm an energy consultant, from Newcastle.
My best feature is my eyes.
A lot of girls have told us they're like a superpower,
and it makes them weak at the knees.
I'm a cheeky Geordie boy, I'm ready to get in that villa
and show the girls exactly what I've got.
I'm Maxwell, I'm 23,
and I'm a restaurant host and grad student from London.
I'm confident, I'm respectful,
and I'm every girl's dream husband.
I'm fancying quite a few girls in the villa.
I'm not put off by competition,
not worried about stepping on toes.
I'm Frankie, I'm 22,
and I'm a professional boxer from Ipswich.
My type is short, blonde, and nice eyes.
I'm gonna have to put the boxing gloves down for a second,
put my grafting gloves on, to make sure I get the girl I want.
I'm Bayley, I'm 25,
and I'm an operations manager from Surrey.
I describe myself as the king.
I mean, I've got a tattoo on my arm with a crown,
so that just says it all.
My usual type is petite, brunette, and tanned.
I'm ready for Casa,
because at the end of the day, the boys aren't cutting it.
They're nice names. Wait, let's have a look.
Maxwell, Kain...
Kain sounds like a... Strong name.
Strong name. Strong name. Ryan. Martin.
Ryan gives me dark...
♪ Take my tears And that's not nearly... ♪
What's going on, girls?! THEY CHEER
The real men are here!
Oh, my gosh.
What's the craic? What's the story, lads?
Oh, dear. Hi!
How are we doing? Are we all right?
Hi. Oh, my gosh!
We are in trouble.
Say hello...
..to six new girls.
Hey, boys.
Oh, shit!
Come on, boys, let's go. Good morning.
Oh, my God.
Hello, hello, hello.
The games begin.
Six beautiful girls coming in...
..we've got our own party now.