IAIN STIRLING: Previously on Love Island...
CHEERING
..the new bombshell... Oh, my God.
..set pulses racing.
My heart's going crazy!
What a bloody shock. I was not expecting that!
Tom's heart rate was raised the most by...
Olivia! LAUGHTER
Ron's heart rate was raised the most by Claudia!
LAUGHTER
You are a beautiful girl. Thank you.
Tanya's heart rate was raised the most by...
Tom.
SHAQ SNORTS Anyways...
♪ My only joy is a cuddly toy... ♪
Sparks were flying...
You've come in, Northern, blonde, nice eyes.
If I picture a perfect date and perfect girl, it'd be this.
Aw!
TEXT ALERT ..and shock news...
"Please gather round the firepit immediately."
♪ Feel for me baby... ♪
..hit the villa.
Tonight, there will be a re-coupling.
The boys will pick which girl they want to couple up with.
The girl not picked will be dumped from the Island immediately.
♪ And give me some love... ♪
♪ Take a shot to the heart
♪ In between real life And a dream... ♪
IAIN: It's re-coupling time.
The boys are picking and the girl not chosen will hear the words,
"Please leave the villa immediately."
The same phrase I heard when I performed my Puppetry Of The Penis
tribute act for them on a particularly chilly night.
First to go is Tom, who is currently coupled up with Samie.
♪ I wanna be on your mind When stars ignite
♪ When the summer night unfold... ♪
I decided to couple up with this girl because
I do think that we have a genuine connection.
Even though the first few weeks in here for me were quite tough,
cos maybe I didn't find that connection
I was looking for straight away.
I do feel like, even though we both are slow burners,
we're going at our own pace, and it's nice,
and we're not rushing anything.
And this connection is something I think will be real on the outside,
I hope, which for me saying that now, is a big thing.
So, yeah, I'm excited to see where we can go.
♪ I don't know When we'll be here again
♪ So I memorise... ♪
So the girl I want to couple up with is...
Samie.
♪ And it's no surprise
♪ When you're this close Every touch is amplified... ♪
That was nice. It was.
Shaq's next to go. Right now, he's coupled up with Tanya.
♪ When my mind is running A mile a minute
♪ And my mouth is open But I can't finish... ♪
I've decided to couple up with this girl because every day,
I find myself falling more and more in love with her.
She makes me smile every day.
I honestly feel like I'm the luckiest man in the world
to be in a couple with her.
And she's one of the most kindest people
I've ever met in my entire life.
♪ I'm never gonna be alone Cos you got me
♪ And I got you... ♪
So the girl I want to couple up with is...
♪ Mm-mm-mm... ♪ Tanya.
♪ My body
♪ Has never felt quite like this With somebody
♪ I'm never gonna be alone Cos you got me
♪ And I got you
♪ And all of the things That you do to my body
♪ Body, body. ♪
IAIN: It's Ron's turn to pick.
He's currently in a friendship couple with Tanyel.
♪ I know your heart's feelin' Heavier than most
♪ It's hard to talk When you can't pick up the phone
♪ Feels like it's raining No matter where you go... ♪
I've decided to couple up with this girl
because from the day I met her and I called her a rocket,
I knew that she was a special, special person.
She ticks absolutely every box for me.
And I've been waiting so long for this moment.
And our journey has not been easy in here,
and that's down to me making a few mistakes.
But it's made us stronger.
And I can't express how much I really like this girl.
And I'm so excited to just experience this journey with you.
♪ I know that you choke On every word that you say... ♪
So the girl I want to couple up with is...
♪ I know it's gonna hurt Before it gets better... ♪
..Lana.
♪ Get better Gonna make it better
♪ I know it's gonna hurt Before it gets better
♪ Gonna make it better Gonna make it better
♪ I know it's gonna hurt Before it gets better. ♪
MUSIC: 'Ready To Be Loved' by St Lundi
IAIN: Casey's next to go. He was coupled up with Lana.
♪ We're counting the stars And the lines on our skin
♪ There's a rush in my chest That I usually hide
♪ But I just wanna show it When I look in your eyes... ♪
I have decided to couple up with this girl
because I think she's stunning.
I've not had an easy time in here over the past week,
and I feel she's come in at a perfect time.
I feel we have a lot in common.
And I'm excited to get to know her some more.
♪ You know I've been hurt I've been hurt before... ♪
So the girl I want to couple up with is...
♪ Yeah, I'll risk it all this time Oh, this time... ♪
..Claudia.
♪ I don't wanna run I'm ready to be loved
♪ Ready to be loved by you. ♪
♪ Hey, baby
♪ You've really got My tail in a spin... ♪
IAIN: Now it's Kai's turn. He's coupled up with Olivia.
♪ I don't even know Where to begin... ♪
I have decided to couple up with this girl
because, although my journey in here started a bit ago now,
I feel like my story started a week ago.
She's absolutely stunning.
I really enjoyed learning everything about her.
I'm gonna say she's beautiful again, because I really mean that.
I can't wait to keep adding more chapters to that story with her.
♪ Wherever you go Tell me, cos I'm gonna show... ♪
The girl I would like to couple up with is...
Olivia.
♪ We've found love
♪ So don't fight it
♪ Life is a roller-coaster
♪ Just gotta ride it. ♪
MUSIC: 'You And I' by Tom Speight
IAIN: Next up is Will, who's currently coupled up with Jessie.
♪ I could lay in your love Forever, till the end of time... ♪
I have decided to couple up with this girl
because I feel like we just go from strength to strength.
I truly, really, from the bottom of my heart,
believe she's the kindest, purest,
most beautifullest girl I've ever met.
I genuinely think that I am falling for this girl,
and I'm just so grateful she's come into my life.
So the girl I would like to couple up with is...
..Jessie.
♪ Nothing is forever Except you and I
♪ Nothing is forever, except... ♪
♪ You're not wrong when you say... ♪
IAIN: Jordan has to choose between Ellie and Tanyel.
The girl he doesn't pick will be dumped from the villa.
♪ Is it something I'm doing Do I need a change... ♪
I've decided to couple up with this girl
because, since coming into the villa,
I feel like she's been very, very warm to me.
I feel like when we have conversations,
it's effortless, it's natural.
♪ Caught in a place That keep pulling me back... ♪
And although I see it as a platonic friendship right now,
I do feel like something potentially could be there.
♪ Forgetting ain't that easy... ♪
So the girl I would like to couple up with is...
♪ Losing my cool And I'm losing my touch
♪ I need it so much I need it so much... ♪
..Ellie.
♪ Pretend you never met me
♪ Won't make me feel less guilty
♪ Forgetting ain't that easy
♪ Losing my cool And I'm losing my touch. ♪
TANYEL: Guys, come here!
Oh, my God, guys, seriously, can I just say something?
Everything happens for a reason. Don't be upset, seriously.
Come here.
I love you! RON: I love you so much.
Thank you, bro.
Don't be upset.
JESSIE: Honestly, you bring so many big smiles to everyone here.
Like, really, it's not gonna be the same.
♪ My lover, oh, my other Oh, my... ♪
You're so cute! I love that you're crying for me. Oh, don't.
I cannot speak any more highly of that girl.
She is one of a kind.
I don't even think I could have done this without you.
You're making me sad. Don't, cos I will cry again!
Don't you dare make me cry! I'm gonna cry!
Don't! Stop! Cos I will cry. Stop.
♪ You gave everything... ♪
You have been amazing.
Like, honestly, I want you to just look at me...
I love you, girls. You've been so amazing.
Where's all your stuff? Everywhere!
LAUGHTER Help me!
♪ To let somebody go... ♪
SAMIE: Tanyel has literally been my rock in here.
SNIFFLING: Oh, she's just such a great girl.
'So gutted to see her go.'
I love you so much.
I love you. RON: Oh, I love you.
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
Bye, guys! Love you!
I hope it ain't the same without me.
I had the most amazing time.
I've come in single, and I'm coming out single,
but I'm more than happy, because I didn't force anything
and I stayed true to myself.
There wasn't the kind of man I wanted in the villa,
but the type of man I'm looking for is gonna be out there,
and I'm gonna find him.
IAIN: Ron and Lana have been an item for ages.
But they've been sleeping with other people every night.
They're basically a set of car keys in a bowl away
from a swingers' party.
RON: We're in a couple!
Does that mean I get to sleep with you tonight?
You do! Aw!
I'm actually, like...
Obviously, we couldn't get that perfect night,
without Tanyel, but...
I'm glad I get to be with you on the night that she's gone. I know.
I'm not messing it up.
LANA SNIFFS
Don't cry. I want you to be happy that we're in a couple. I know.
She'll watch this. She don't want us to be sad.
I know.
Finally, after everything that's happened...
..we've found each other again.
And we're in a couple together, and...
I just couldn't be happier.
'I'm not messing this up.'
She means the world to me. I like her so much, so...
this is it now. This is me, over and out.
I can't believe we're sleeping in the same bed tonight!
What the hell! I'm actually so gassed!
THEY LAUGH
IAIN: Recently, there's been some tension between the boys.
Well, lads, as my mum always tells me,
"If you've got nothing nice to say, you're probably Piers Morgan."
SHAQ: So, like, there's a bit of a weird dynamic, isn't there?
TOM: Mm. With the boys.
CASEY: I feel like we're segregating.
What do you think it is?
It's literally Ron and Kai and then the rest of us.
Why do you think that is? What do you think that is? You.
THEY LAUGH No, but d'you know what?
I think, if I'm being honest... Let me sit over there.
The fact that me and you have called out Ron on a lot of stuff.
Bare stuff, yeah. With Lana. And as much as he said,
"I appreciate it, I appreciate it",
I think he just doesn't like to be told the truth.
Yeah. I think that Kai might tip-toe around him...
Yeah. ..a bit more.
And I wanna sort of just jump on that.
The only people to actually call him out with stuff that's not been true.
I obviously said he chatted shit about the whole respect thing...
Yeah. ..and Kai doesn't wanna call him out like that.
So he feels like he can go to Kai...
And just vent? ..and vent.
ALL: Yeah.
Bro, honestly, I can't. It does my head in.
I feel like we're probably the exact same way.
BOYS LAUGHING
It's making it so...
It's making me really, like, not enjoy it,
part of the boys... part of it. And that was my favourite part.
Yeah, I know. Same, mate. Like, I completely agree with you.
I feel like the boys are just...
I don't know, it's just a little bit of a rift at the moment.
It's frustrating to see. I feel like me and Kai are sort of watching it
and we're not quite sure what to make of it at the minute.
I know that things will be sweet, but it's a weird vibe at the minute.
♪ I wish you were here
♪ Yeah, I wish you were here... ♪
JESSIE SIGHS What a crazy night.
But she is just one of a kind. Yeah, she is.
She's the best. She is really the best.
♪ Yeah, I've had my share of friends That come and go
♪ Seems they don't make 'em Like they made you any more... ♪
Tough night, man.
Yeah. Tough, tough night.
Very bittersweet.
I'm finally in the couple that I wanna be in,
but I had to lose my best friend for it.
♪ All I'm saying is I wish you were here
♪ Yeah, I wish you were here... ♪
RON: She's back in my bed, bro.
Mm. Aw, cuddling's gonna keep going, ooh!
I'm actually so excited.
Well, that's good to hear, that you're excited, man.
♪ Oh, I I wish you were here... ♪
I'm happy to have you here. Oh, honey! I'm so happy to be here.
Your journey's not over at all.
Oh, it's not, is it? No.
It's just beginning. Just beginning.
♪ It could be the way it was
♪ The way it was way back when
♪ I know I'm gonna see you Again... ♪
Hi! Yes!
Oh, how long has this been? I know.
♪ Oh, I I wish you were here
♪ After all this time And all these years
♪ Oh, I wish you were here
♪ After all this time And all these years
♪ Yeah, I wish you were here. ♪
♪ Stuck in a daydream
♪ In paradise
♪ That summer feeling
♪ Oh, oh, oh
♪ Don't need no reason
♪ Just living life... ♪
IAIN: As ever, those lazy Islanders have slept in.
It's the afternoon, guys!
So don't do that thing where you pretend it's morning.
You're not fooling anyone.
Morning, guys.
ALL: Morning.
How did everyone sleep? feel like a zombie.
It's always unexpected, though, isn't it, when someone goes?
Yeah, it's bittersweet, obviously.
Like, we're really happy Ellie's still here.
Yeah, I'm happy to be here.
♪ At least I had fun... ♪
Well, you finally got the girl you wanted in your bed, mate.
You must be buzzing.
Another three weeks, but she come back home to me.
CHUCKLES
New day, guys. Good vibes.
We get up and we move.
Do you want a coffee? Oh, please. That'd be lovely.
♪ At least I had fun
♪ At least I had fun. ♪
All right, boys, had another re-coupling last night.
Obviously, J, you had to make a tough decision.
But Ron, obviously, we lost Tanyel last night, she's gone home.
How did you feel about that? Cos I know you was quite close with her.
It's not nice seeing her go, and I'm gonna miss her.
But I have to think of the positives,
and, you know, me and Lana are in a couple.
It was almost strange having her in my bed, I'm not gonna lie.
But at the same time, it felt...
It felt like home. Like, it felt comfortable.
LANA: It is sad to see Tanyel go.
I feel like that's gonna be a big hole in the villa.
But I'm buzzing you're here, Ellie.
Thank you. Really happy.
Obviously, I'm so happy to be here.
But I do feel like me and Jordan, I think his speech said it all.
And, like, I'm not gonna continue to try after that speech.
It's always bittersweet in this villa.
KAI: Tough decision last night, bro.
Yeah, tough, tough decision last night, boys.
So, to make that decision to send someone home,
it's not ideal. No. It's not ideal seeing the girls cry.
But at the same time, I've just got to do what's right for me.
Of course. Someone like Ellie, although I mentioned it's platonic,
I feel like she deserves a chance
to potentially find something that could come in here for her.
So... Yeah, I mean, it's not ideal, is it?
You're in a new couple! know! How does that feel?
So soon! Yeah.
Yeah, it's nice, though. Really nice.
Did you have a good sleep with him last night?
Yeah, had a little cuddle. Did you?
Oh, that's nice! Yeah, we were chatting for a little bit.
What about you, Case? Coupled up with Claudia.
I can't complain at all. She's... She's stunning.
It's just about seeing where things go.
But look, I'm in a really happy place.
That's good, man. I'm glad to see you back with a smile on your face.
Yeah, it's nice to see. Honestly, I feel like you deserve it.
Cheers, boys. Just a, um....
I'll keep it light-hearted,
but just a quick one, on a different subject.
I don't know how you boys are about it, but...
Obviously I feel, like, just a little bit of a divide.
CASEY: I've felt it since I walked in, to be fair.
If there is any problems, I'd rather us air it out here.
That's why I wanted to bring it up,
because I want the boys back to where we was,
where we was all sort of, like, telling each other how we feel,
and, you know, being a bit of a brotherhood again.
I'm glad you brought it up and addressed it and things like that.
There's no bad blood. There shouldn't be no awkwardness.
We should all be able to talk to each other
and just get back to how we was. I think time's so short in here,
and if one of us was to leave, we'd all be upset, so...
Yeah. Let's just make the most of it and, yeah, just carry on.
Cheers, boys. Group hug.
Let's get it. Come on.
Aw! THEY CHUCKLE
IAIN: Despite the chat the boys had earlier,
like my bathroom the morning after
a night at the Tandoori Express curry house,
an unpleasant atmosphere is lingering in the air.
How do you think the chat this morning went?
I don't know. Mixed.
I agree with you, mate. I feel like it was almost as if
Casey was trying to find an issue, do you know what I mean?
He's got issue, man.
Don't like it. I'm not gonna deep it.
I really don't wanna think too much into it.
And frankly, I just wanted that conversation to be out and done.
And in everyone's heads, I hope that it's done. Yeah.
Obviously, I'm gonna sit on my views,
and I'm gonna sit on my opinions.
Fuckin' is what it is, innit, bro, at the end of the day? Yeah.
The way I see it is, they can think what they wanna think.
Yeah. I know for a fact there's people in here
that I probably wouldn't speak to on the outside. Yeah, 100%.
At all. But that's for me to know, do you know what I mean,
and me not to say anything. 100%.
I feel as though people forget that even though
Ron has been in the wrong, that he also has feelings as well.
So... I feel like that's created a bit of a split and a divide.
So I'm just trying to be there for my mate.
And hopefully, it all gets brushed over.
IAIN: As Shakespeare once said,
"Tulum or not Tulum, that is the question."
How do you say "Ta-lum"? Tulum.
Ta... How do you say it?
Ta-lum. ALL: Tulum. You say "Ta-lum".
Tulum. Tulum. Ta-lum.
It's just - we're all saying it the same, just different accents.
LAUGHTER What do you mean?
We all sound the same.
Sounds like you're saying Fulham. TEXT ALERT
Ooh, I've got a text.
Really? Shut up. Is this a joke?
He did, actually.
HE READS
CHEERING
HE READS HASHTAGS
CHEERING
♪ Dinner with my friends, hey... ♪
You're getting chick-o dinosaurs.
SHE LAUGHS
You can make, like, a little roast.
Should be a piece of cake for me. Starter, main and dessert.
Shit.
Make sure it's good.
I'm fucked!
Am I gonna get food poisoning? Yeah.
It's me cooking for you. I'm actually well excited for that.
I can't fucking cook. Oh, he can't cook!
I think this whole thing is gonna be an absolute disaster.
Yeah, we'll see how they get on. They might surprise us,
but I doubt it.
Did I say that right? "Cole-inary"?
Culinary. Culinary.
IAIN: Tonight, the boys are making a meal for the girls,
and it promises to be a feast for the eyes.
Sadly for the girls, they'll have to eat it with their mouths.
LANA: Dinner time, bitches!
♪ All I wanna do Is get up on her... ♪
I am excited, to be fair. I like... Can you cook? Yeah, I cook, bro.
ELLIE: This better be good. TANYA: I wouldn't hold your breath.
♪ Got me in The palm of her hands... ♪
How do you know when pasta's cooked?
Fucking taste it, for a start.
♪ Forever and a night To get this chance... ♪
CASEY: So, what do you do back at home?
Sit at the table nicely, waiting for my dad to finish cooking!
♪ Cos all I wanna do Is get my nails done
♪ Yeah, all I wanna do Is spend the big funds... ♪
I don't think Will's gonna be great. I've already got low, low hopes.
I'm gonna cook up a storm.
Wait, do you know this is the first time
a guy's ever cooked for me?
TOM: I hope she likes yoghurt. LAUGHTER
♪ All she wanna do is All she wanna do is
♪ All she wanna do is dance
♪ All she wanna do is All she wanna do is. ♪
Oh, let's go, boys! Come on!
Let's get cheffy!
HE READS OUT MENU
I'm not gonna lie,
I have no faith in any of the boys being able to cook.
WILL: Right, head chef?
I'm sous. I'm sous chef.
I'll be waiter and entertainment.
It was actually a lot of fun, cooking with everyone.
We all kind of had our roles. It was mostly real singing.
ALL: ♪ The seven boys in the kitchen Cooking for the girls
♪ The girls of our lives The girls of our lives. ♪
♪ Waiting for a lifetime... ♪
IMITATES PLANE LOL!
JORDAN: Will, what's going on there, bro?
WILL: Nothing!
Right, come on, boys. know.
I'm hungry. What time do you call this?
It's like they've stood us up.
ALL CHANTING: Everyone in the kitchen, get involved, get involved!
Everybody in the kitchen, get involved, get involved!
You could definitely see the divide in the boys who knew how to cook...
No! No, no! We can't serve that.
We've got another piece of bread, lucky.
..and the boys who didn't.
LAUGHTER
Will, Casey and Tom, come out, be the hosts,
show 'em where they're gonna be sitting.
Me, Tom and Casey were the waiters,
and I think we smashed it.
Oh, yeah. I wanna sit there. You wanna sit at this one? Yeah.
Girls, you all look beautiful tonight, by the way.
WILL: Absolutely fabulous.
You look amazing tonight.
I'm Casey. I'll be your waiter tonight, lovely to meet you.
Lovely to meet you, Casey.
ALL: Cheers, boys.
RON: Enjoy your dates, boys.
Cheers to love.
JESSIE: Look at this handsome young man.
My beautiful date!
Hmm, if you say so.
You look gorgeous. Thank you.
Why, you go like that, you go like... Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
'There is honestly never a dull moment with Will.'
I feel like Will is a much better farmer than waiter.
Cheers! Cheers!
To officially our second date.
Our second date in, like, a short time.
I know, I know. This is crazy.
I'm definitely enjoying getting to know you. I feel like it's...
natural. Yeah. It's not, like, forced,
and that's my worst thing.
Like, I didn't want to force something with someone.
Yeah, I completely agree. Just for the sake of it,
and roll my eyes, like, "Oh, this is awkward." Yeah.
I feel like it's not like that with you. Yeah.
You make me feel very, like, at home.
Oh, that's good. Which is nice.
That's good. Really nice. Yeah.
It doesn't feel like it's been, like, a day, does it?
It feels like I've known you a lot longer. No.
I was thinking that. It's really weird.
Like, even today, I gravitated towards talking to you,
which is really weird. know. It's nice, though.
It's nice, but even, like, going away on my chats
with Will and Tom and, like, Shaq and the boys,
like, they're asking me,
"You just seem so much happier - you just seem like you're smiling."
Oh, I love that. Back to sort of... the normal me.
Back to you. Yeah, which is good.
You were just waiting for my arrival,
waiting for my grand entrance. Yeah, I was. I was.
Literally, grand entrance. Literally!
♪ Cos I'm so into you Into you... ♪
Was it chaos in the kitchen?
Was it... Was it chaos?!
When you've got Tom and Casey together, and Will,
it's always gonna be a nightmare, right?
Long day. I'm not gonna lie, like,
if the girls were in the kitchen, it would have been bad.
It would have been worse. You reckon? Yeah.
Not many of us can cook. Really?
Have you ever cooked a woman a romantic meal?
I haven't. You haven't?
Oh, well, you have now.
♪ Oh, baby Look what you started... ♪
What? Huh?
Why are you looking at me like that?
I was just looking in your eyes. I like what I see.
You make me nervous, you know.
Whenever we have dates... Yeah.
..you make me nervous. So I actually do?
Mm-hm. I'm like... SHE SQUEAKS
HE LAUGHS
In a good way, I hope? Yeah.
Why do you think I make you nervous?
Cos I'm in love.
You actually look so good. Thank you, babe.
I had to do wine and dine outfit. Mm.
And your favourite colour as well.
OUR favourite colour.
Is yours exactly like this? My colour?
Mm-hm. That royal blue.
That's royal blue. Yeah, it is.
When I see you like this, and how we are, yeah,
I can't wait for our dates on the outside as well.
♪ Um-pum-pa-dum... ♪
Here we go. Cheers. Cheers.
You didn't look in my eyes.
OK, I'll do it again. Cheers!
This is also our first date.
Is it? This is our first date
in nearly four weeks that I've known you.
That's crazy. I mean, we've survived.
Now that we're back to being, like, in a bed together,
and we've had so long where we haven't...
The first few days, we hardly knew each other,
but now I feel like I know you, and now sharing a bed feels nice.
And, like, I know this is cringe,
but you make me feel like I'm at home, you know what I mean?
That's the same as I said. HE LAUGHS
♪ My heart is certain It's more than a crush... ♪
This is nice. Genuinely, I thought I was gonna starve tonight.
Well, look, dealing with them in the kitchen,
just remember, I've had to deal with a bit of tomfoolery.
What the hell is a tomfoolery?
Like, messing about. What the hell is that?
Like, messing about. What, Tom was?
Just cos the word starts with "Tom",
it doesn't mean it's about him.
You said, "Tom was fooling me"!
No, they were just messing about. Some of 'em are useless.
They've never cooked in their lives.
Like, genuinely never cooked in their lives.
♪ Um-pum-pa-dum... ♪
So, after the first day... Yeah.
..did you ever think you'd be sat round a table opposite me?
On a dinner date?
Not a chance. No?
Like, I genuinely did not think
that me and you would start talking in that way.
You've changed my time in the villa, and you've made me so happy.
Aw! Like, I am genuinely buzzing.
I feel like a completely different side to me has come out.
Every single day I spend with you, I feel like I get closer to you.
Yeah, me too. And the more excited I get to get to know you even more.
♪ My heart is certain It's more than a crush... ♪
Do you think now, like...
we're just, like, for each other in here?
I'd say - I can't speak for you, but now I'm just for you.
Really? Yeah. Now I just wanna get to know you.
♪ Um-pum-pa-dum... ♪
There you go, there's another cheers. Cheers.
You're supposed to look someone in the eyes,
otherwise that's ten years bad sex. OK, cheers.
We don't want that. No, we don't. We don't.
♪ Um-pum-pa-dum... ♪
Right, boys, are we doing this main, or what?
Yeah, let's go and do the steak.
Please don't overcook it.
IAIN: It's main course time for the boys, and the stakes are high.
Actually, if I'm being honest, the steaks are raw.
What's the plate for? What's it for?
I'm gonna cut the slice. I'm gonna slice the steak.
Wash this, wash this and use this. Yeah, use that.
Kai doesn't look like he's doing much.
Kai's just stood there, like, looking pretty, isn't he?
It's not really adding up to what he's told me. Kai!
Kai! What's your job here? What?
What's your job role? Salad.
LAUGHTER
Salad! Not the salad! Presentation inspection.
OK, so, we've got the steaks looking absolutely beautiful.
Got the salads with a drizzle of honey mustard sauce.
Can you guys imagine yourselves on dates with them on the outside?
BOTH: Yeah. Me, too. 100%.
I'm with the best guy in the restaurant.
JESSIE: How's everyone's chats going?
Good. So good, you know.
It's mine and Ron's first date.
Oh, my God! Cheers to you.
Cheers to you.
Even though you don't have a drink!
Every time I speak to him, I'm, like, "Oh, my God.
"Where have you been all my life?" Really?
I genuinely feel like that. Aw! It's really weird.
Do you feel like you just clicked? Yeah.
Will, right hand. Ellie, please. I think the cow's still mooing.
WILL: Come on, ladies, settle down, dinner's just being served.
I can't take this seriously!
Rah! Oh, my days!
Hey, there. Hello, my princess.
Look at this sexy waiter. So, what we've got is a lovely...
That looks so good! What the hell? ..piece of steak,
hopefully cooked to perfection, just for your palate.
It's very underdone. I don't think I could eat it like that.
It's not underdone. It's... won't eat that, but it's fine.
It's just cooked well. Sorry.
Presentation might have to go out the window, then.
Thank you. Want me to fry it? Yeah, please.
We need the frying pan on. Liv's said that she won't eat this.
I told you! Put that on, and we'll do it in slices.
That is bloody. I don't blame her.
A little bit of half-time entertainment for you ladies.
CHEERING
Yes! Give us a show!
Yeah, baby!
LAUGHTER No!
CHEERING
Yeah! Yeah!
Oh!
CHEERING
Enjoy your dinner. LAUGHTER
IAIN: The main course has been served.
And in a novel twist,
the salad has been cooked longer than the meat.
Bon appetit, girls.
Cheers, our first date. Cheers.
I am excited for outside, though.
Are you? Mm.
Cos everything will be new.
Mm. There's a lot of adjusting.
Mm. Course there is. We've been through a lot.
I feel like I've fallen in love before,
I've been in relationships before, but this is really different.
I haven't felt this way before.
It's just different. Really?
And it's nice.
It's a UK boy!
A UK farmer boy.
Do you want marriage?
I do want marriage one day. Do you?
Yeah, I really want that.
Are you traditional in the sense that you want marriage and kids?
I don't know. I definitely wanna be a mum.
I definitely want to get married. Yeah.
But for me, it's so important to do that with the right person.
Yeah, of course. My biggest fear is divorce.
Yeah.
So, how are you feeling about me and you?
Good. I'm happy. Yeah?
I'm happy. I'm glad we had that conversation last night.
Yeah, I think we needed that. We did, yeah. Yeah.
I feel like...
cos I know you are a slow burner,
but because I do like you so much, I will wait.
I will put in the time and just go for what I want.
And you are what I want. That's what you do.
I'm not used to people who talk about their feelings
and are genuine and really nice,
AND being attracted to them is just a bonus. Yeah, yeah.
It just doesn't - it don't happen. It doesn't happen. No.
And you're almost waiting for the fall every time.
What's the catch? What's the catch?
Cos it's happened to me before and I'm like, "What's the catch?" Yeah.
I wouldn't be sat at this table now
if I didn't see anything on the outside with you.
I really wouldn't. Same.
♪ You kiss me in your car
♪ And it feels like the start Of a movie I've seen before
♪ Before. ♪
IAIN: The main courses are over,
and Lana, for one, cleaned her plate...
by moving her food onto Ron's plate.
Who fancies dessert? Dessert time!
Tom! Tom, come on!
Hurry the fuck up, bro!
Come on, we've got fucking dessert to make!
And I said to him, do you think your head will turn? Stop!
And I was like, oh, my God. Oh, God, bless her, after 24 hours.
Get down on one knee now! No, I'm joking.
GIRLS SCREAM AND CHEER
BOYS LAUGHING
Lucky these twinkle toes are working.
It's nice, just... That's way too thick, man.
It needs water, bro. That's way too thick.
Will! Hey, hey, hey!
Yes, baby! love this guy, bro.
WILL: Guys, there's only so long I can work out here for.
I've belly-laughed. It's been, like, very good.
And the food's been, like, amazing, but I feel like...
I don't believe you've cooked it all, so...
We've all played our part.
I feel like tonight wouldn't have been what it was
without my motivation, without my entertainment.
Yeah. Yeah.
OK. You didn't make any of this, not even the chocolate?
You've got a lot to prove.
Yeah. I feel like you will find out soon that I am a good cook. OK.
So our first date out of here is gonna be a home-cooked meal?
Yeah, OK.
Oh, no, but I've had a really good, nice date.
It's been nice, yeah, it's been nice.
And the cooking's been amazing, even though you...
I've done well, I've chopped two tomatoes. Oh, fuck off!
Chopped a few peppers that we hadn't used.
You've been the fittest waiter I've ever seen. Really? Yeah.
No, I wouldn't quit your day job!
LAUGHING: I think...
we'll just go out to eat. Shall we?
Yeah, I think so. Or order in. Order in, yeah.
This week has honestly been so amazing with you.
Like, each day is literally getting better and better.
And thank you for dessert.
Thank you for being the best waiter.
Ah, thank you for being the best girl!
You are such a cutie. Thank you. No, honestly.
You want a strawberry?
Thank you. Good.
It's been nice. My pleasure.
It is your pleasure.
The strawberries were nice. Yeah, they were lovely.
They look lovely right now. Good.
♪ Oh, oh, oh, and I want to hold you
♪ And oh, oh... ♪
Oh, that was lovely. Thank you... Oh, my God!
Someone got excited! Exciting!
I've really connected, like, amazingly, with Casey.
We've got on really well.
And, yeah, we ended on, like, a little bit of a kiss,
so that topped my night off.
Yeah, I've just been like a little giddy schoolgirl tonight.
It's been really nice.
APPLAUSE
It weren't me! I just had to control them.
No, no, no, now. You gave the orders.
Just be humble. You did well.
What is Ron doing? Hello?
Oi, mate... I'm not being funny...
Nah, Ron! Come and clean the side, bro!
Don't know about your sitting down having chats. Come on!
In a bit!
No, this guy's not being serious. He's not being serious.
That's not... I'm not having that. Bro!
Ron, come on, man! Will!
Shall we go and clean up? Yeah, let's help.
Sorry. That's OK.
Why... That's not even on. I'm not even joking.
Why is Ron sitting down having chats?
SHOUTING: Get up, Ron! Come on!
There's enough of you!
Fucking hell!
KAI: Like, I'm not even, like... That IS taking the piss.
That's taking the piss. No, Ron, seriously, get up, come on.
Come on, bro. Nah, seriously, come on.
No, it looks really nice on you. Yeah.
The cargoes. What shoes are you wearing? Yeah, vibe.
It's actually getting on my nerves. A'ight.
It's calm, man, it's calm.
It's not calm. Trust me, it's calm.
We're all in this together, surely. There's nothing you can do.
Do you know what I mean? Me and Casey will...
Mate... Oi, Shaq. Shaq.
THEY CHAT
Bro, I'm not being funny, yeah, we're all washing up
and we're all cleaning, so can you get up and have your chat later?
Seriously. No, no, no. Come on.
After every... All the washing? We're having a little chat.
There's enough of you.
Bro, come and clean, man. We're all doing it together.
So come and clean. He's being weird, just go.
I best go. OK, see you in a bit.
He's trying to say, "After everything, there's enough of us."
Come and clean, bro. What the fuck?
The fact that... that he thought he could just go off
and have a chat while we was all cleaning,
I was not having it, so I told him,
"Get up, have your chat later and let's get this kitchen cleaned."
..and he was cleaning up until he came and sat down.
Ah, hello, my day-ones.
Babe, we just had the most awkward moment ever.
So, obviously, Ron came over to us. Right.
Chit-chatting with me, Samie and Lana.
Shaq came all the way from the kitchen, stood there,
and was like, "Bro, I'm not being funny,
"everyone's cleaning up in the kitchen, and you're sat here.
"Can you keep your conversation for later?" It was so weird. It was.
It felt weird here, even for me. Yeah.
I don't think this is just about who's cleaning the kitchen.
No, I don't think so. It's not.
Ron's biting his tongue a bit, cos he wants to keep the peace,
but, like, things like that piss me off.
You're causing, like, a friction, for what?
I'm gonna speak to him, and I'm gonna just be like,
"Babe, honestly, I get it. It looks malicious,
"because it's like you're just coming for him."
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie... And already, that divide,
there is friction between Ron and Shaq. Yeah.
That's... Period, that's the truth. There is. Yeah, yeah.
IAIN: There's no two ways about it,
tonight's dinner left a bad taste in the mouth.
And you can finish that joke yourselves.
I'm just so glad, that, like, you and Kai are so close.
And, like, me and Lana are so close.
Yeah, not everyone's a fan of that, but...
I heard about the fire pit. That's very rude.
It was. I don't like the thought of...
Tanya didn't even like it, you know. Yeah, and the fact that he come over
and then as soon as I started, he did nothing.
I just don't like the thought of... I'm not gonna lie.
I feel like you were really... No, Tanya's fuming about it.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I... You are angry?
Yeah. Really? I just feel like there's such a divide,
and I just don't understand. The divide's done.
And genuinely... I'm fuming.
Is it, though? I'm not gonna express my...
This is the one thing that I'm probably gonna be...
I hate the word, but fake about,
because I am not allowing this to become a thing in here.
And to ruin your experience. Yeah, because...
Because I swear to God, something like that would...
I'd fucking flip.
Yeah. Tanya's talking to him about it, by the way.
She's not happy. She doesn't need to, though.
She wants to. No, cos he'll end up kicking off,
cos he always thinks he's right. No, cos he deserves to find out
that she doesn't agree with it.
It should be your partner... It should be.
If it's coming from your partner, you should take it seriously. 100%.
Do you not think? Yeah.
♪ If they're gonna take you from me They better bring a whole army... ♪
Shaq stormed over to the fire pit.
"Ron, you can have this fucking chat later.
"We're all cleaning up. You're not cleaning up." Da-da-da.
I think it, like, looks like fun,
but I think there was tensions brewing in the kitchen tonight.
Do you know what, though? It's not just tension tonight.
It's been for a few days with the boys.
♪ When the sky turns black I'll be the light you need
♪ I'll go to hell and back I'll be your remedy... ♪
Is anyone doing any kissing tonight? Hopefully. Yes, mate.
HE GRUNTS, SHE SCREAMS
I'm ready! Jessie's in the red tonight.
Yeah!
Ey-ey-ey-ey!
♪ Here for you
♪ Know that I'll be You know that I'll be here... ♪
♪ You know that I'll be here
♪ Here for you
♪ You know that I'll be You know that I'll be
♪ I'll be here for you
♪ You know that I'll be
♪ I'll always be here for you
♪ You know that I'll be You know that I'll be here. ♪
IAIN: Now it's time to have your say.
Head to the app, where you can access voting
and vote for the couple you think are the most compatible.
Those with the fewest votes
are at risk at being dumped from the island.
So, who will you pick...?
Remember, you're voting for your most compatible couple.
You can pick one couple,
and you have just 15 minutes to make your decision.