1 00:00:05,499 --> 00:00:08,339 IAIN STIRLING: It's the summer solstice, 2 00:00:08,379 --> 00:00:13,019 an ancient festival celebrating the power of the sun.Moo! 3 00:00:13,059 --> 00:00:17,899 A party in honour of the longest day of the year.I've got a text. 4 00:00:17,939 --> 00:00:20,419 LAUGHS One-nil! 5 00:00:20,459 --> 00:00:27,739 The Love Islanders celebrate what it is to be human by dancing... 6 00:00:27,779 --> 00:00:30,739 singing... # All I want to do... # 7 00:00:30,779 --> 00:00:34,419 ..bizarre rituals... Just wanted to taste it, baby. 8 00:00:34,459 --> 00:00:36,219 The shape of your nose, it's like a shoe. 9 00:00:36,259 --> 00:00:40,059 ..talking in tongues... THEY IMITATE A DOLPHIN 10 00:00:40,099 --> 00:00:43,299 ..meditative chanting... ALL DRONE IN UNISON 11 00:00:43,339 --> 00:00:46,299 ..and lots of herbal tea. What, as you drink it, 12 00:00:46,339 --> 00:00:48,939 like are you... No, I don't think the nettles in your mouth. 13 00:00:48,979 --> 00:00:51,579 And like the ancient standing stones of Stonehenge, 14 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:55,739 no one has any idea how they got there.Oh, my God. 15 00:00:55,779 --> 00:01:00,859 So get down on your knees... Oh, my... 16 00:01:00,899 --> 00:01:05,699 ..and prepare to worship at the altar of the unseen bits. 17 00:01:05,739 --> 00:01:08,139 This... BURPS ..is.. BURPS 18 00:01:08,179 --> 00:01:12,579 ..the Love Island Unseen Bits! SHE SCREECHES 19 00:01:12,619 --> 00:01:14,299 This is a ground-breaking week for television around the globe. 20 00:01:26,859 --> 00:01:30,499 for television around the globe. 21 00:01:31,499 --> 00:01:33,579 for television around the globe. 22 00:01:33,619 --> 00:01:34,899 Unseen Bits has been chosen to showcase 23 00:01:34,939 --> 00:01:37,619 the first-ever AI-generated programme. 24 00:01:37,659 --> 00:01:45,499 THEY GRUNT AND CREAK 25 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:48,219 SNIGGERING 26 00:01:48,259 --> 00:01:52,939 And the results are staggering. LAUGHTER 27 00:01:52,979 --> 00:01:57,739 Yes, this is... Love Island: Unseen Bots! 28 00:01:57,779 --> 00:02:03,699 THEY GRUNT 29 00:02:03,739 --> 00:02:07,259 IMITATING CAN OPENING 30 00:02:07,299 --> 00:02:13,099 Wow, it's like they're really drinking a fizzy drink. 31 00:02:13,139 --> 00:02:17,299 Hello! Yeah, hi, guys. I think I'll take it from here. 32 00:02:17,339 --> 00:02:20,619 Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits. 33 00:02:20,659 --> 00:02:23,699 # Now it's the weekend, I don't wanna wait... # 34 00:02:23,739 --> 00:02:27,219 Brace yourselves for an hour of frantic fun... LAUGHTER 35 00:02:27,259 --> 00:02:30,859 ..as you get to see a different side of the Islanders. 36 00:02:30,899 --> 00:02:33,819 So get stuck in as this is the uncensored... 37 00:02:33,859 --> 00:02:36,459 Does anyone ever just lie down and shake your arse? 38 00:02:36,499 --> 00:02:42,779 Cos I do it all the time. ..exclusive and totally unseen bits. 39 00:02:42,819 --> 00:02:44,979 What are you wearing tonight? I might go white. 40 00:02:45,019 --> 00:02:47,339 I was thinking of white, you know. Now you are, I'm not going to. 41 00:02:47,379 --> 00:02:49,779 Oh, shut up. I don't like matchy stuff. 42 00:02:49,819 --> 00:02:52,219 I want to have a nice picture tonight, I do. 43 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:54,619 Well, can't you have a nice picture with just what I have on? 44 00:02:54,659 --> 00:02:56,659 Yeah, but I was just saying, that's all, I'm wearing white. 45 00:02:56,699 --> 00:02:58,619 Do you want me to wear white? No. Do you want me to wear white? 46 00:02:58,659 --> 00:03:00,739 Do you want me to wear white? No. 47 00:03:00,779 --> 00:03:05,139 CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS 48 00:03:05,179 --> 00:03:08,299 # In the villa, staying in the villa Everything goes down in the villa 49 00:03:08,339 --> 00:03:12,939 Everything goes down in the villa 50 00:03:12,979 --> 00:03:18,499 # Who's that coming in the villa? Bombshell in the villa... # 51 00:03:18,539 --> 00:03:25,419 Yeah. No, you can't leave off there. Erm... 52 00:03:29,539 --> 00:03:31,939 IAIN: Now for a trip down memory lane. 53 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:33,459 Do you remember way, way back in another era 54 00:03:33,499 --> 00:03:37,619 when Samantha was with Joey, Uma was with Omar, 55 00:03:37,659 --> 00:03:42,979 Harriett was with Ronnie and Jess was with Sean? 56 00:03:43,019 --> 00:03:47,379 Nah, me neither. But they sat down to have brunch, 57 00:03:47,419 --> 00:03:49,339 and here are some bits you didn't get to see. 58 00:03:49,379 --> 00:03:51,939 You've got a really nice nose. Oh, my days. Really? Yeah. 59 00:03:51,979 --> 00:03:54,059 What do you mean? You've got a really nice nose. 60 00:03:54,099 --> 00:03:57,539 You see me, yeah, one thing I like about people is the noses, yeah. 61 00:03:57,579 --> 00:04:01,299 The shape of your nose, it's like... How can I describe it? 62 00:04:01,339 --> 00:04:04,939 Have you ever looked at, like, a shoe 63 00:04:04,979 --> 00:04:08,539 and thought this is the perfect fit? I don't think I have. 64 00:04:08,579 --> 00:04:12,979 No, don't. LAUGHS 65 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:19,619 Come on, it's a little black... It's just a little blueberry. 66 00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:24,619 LAUGHING:Go on, let me... Go on. 67 00:04:24,659 --> 00:04:27,739 Right, you've got to do better than that. Let me go again. 68 00:04:27,779 --> 00:04:29,139 I've hit the jackpot now. So it's all good. 69 00:04:29,179 --> 00:04:31,299 I mean, look at me, I'm wearing a frilly bikini. I know. 70 00:04:31,339 --> 00:04:34,499 A flame skirt. What more could you want? You have hit the spot. 71 00:04:34,539 --> 00:04:37,659 And a big spot. Yeah. All right... No, I said you hit the spot. 72 00:04:37,699 --> 00:04:40,299 I thought you said I've got a big spot. 73 00:04:40,339 --> 00:04:42,139 I was like, no need to point that out. I love popping spots. 74 00:04:42,179 --> 00:04:43,419 Send it my way. I love spots. I do as well. 75 00:04:43,459 --> 00:04:44,939 Do you do a proper, like Doctor Pimple Popper? 76 00:04:44,979 --> 00:04:46,939 I had one on my lip this morning. Ooh. Did it... Was it a big one? 77 00:04:46,979 --> 00:04:49,819 Yeah, it was a blackhead one. You know those little discreet ones. 78 00:04:49,859 --> 00:04:55,019 I pop them out. Yeah. Gross, gross. 79 00:04:55,059 --> 00:04:58,579 Underarm. Under...? Underarm. 80 00:04:58,619 --> 00:05:00,539 Oh, no, no. SHE LAUGHS 81 00:05:00,579 --> 00:05:02,099 I can't do it. 82 00:05:02,139 --> 00:05:05,259 Ready, ready? Watch this. High as possible. Go on. 83 00:05:05,299 --> 00:05:09,139 Oh, shit. SHE LAUGHS 84 00:05:09,179 --> 00:05:14,419 Oh... Well, this was fun. 85 00:05:14,459 --> 00:05:19,339 TEST TONE 86 00:05:24,259 --> 00:05:30,779 MUSIC: 'Go West' by Pet Shop Boys 87 00:05:30,819 --> 00:05:33,939 IAIN, YAWNING: I'm so tired. I've been working flat out for weeks. 88 00:05:33,979 --> 00:05:36,539 I could do with a little holiday. I'm booking into a villa myself. 89 00:05:36,579 --> 00:05:40,259 Ooh, that one looks nice. I wonder if it's free. 90 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:42,899 Oh, hang on, who's that? 91 00:05:42,939 --> 00:05:46,819 Oh, it's Joey. It must be the sleepover. 92 00:05:46,859 --> 00:05:49,419 Room for a little 'un? What a life. 93 00:05:49,459 --> 00:05:52,019 The three bombshells got to choose three Islanders to take with them 94 00:05:52,059 --> 00:05:55,059 to another villa just west of the main villa. 95 00:05:55,099 --> 00:05:59,099 # Go west Life is peaceful there... # 96 00:05:59,139 --> 00:06:03,419 So, to recap, the villa's there, the sleepover's here. 97 00:06:03,459 --> 00:06:07,699 So villa, the other villa. Got that? 98 00:06:07,739 --> 00:06:12,939 Villa. Not villa. Villa. Not villa, but not Casa Amor. 99 00:06:12,979 --> 00:06:17,619 Confused? Me, too. OK, back to the villa. 100 00:06:17,659 --> 00:06:19,019 Innit? Pair of binoculars. Nah, got you! 101 00:06:19,059 --> 00:06:21,579 No, no, really, back to the villa. 102 00:06:21,619 --> 00:06:23,859 SAMANTHA: Ciaran, can you hear the sheep? 103 00:06:23,899 --> 00:06:27,339 Can I hear a shit? Sheep. 104 00:06:27,379 --> 00:06:32,219 Sheep? No. 105 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:33,939 Hang on, I think I just heard something, too. 106 00:06:33,979 --> 00:06:37,739 I think it's your neighbours. MOOING 107 00:06:37,779 --> 00:06:39,659 Meow. Moo! Oh... 108 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:41,979 LAUGHTER 109 00:06:42,019 --> 00:06:45,979 Meow! Moo! Moo! Meow. 110 00:06:46,019 --> 00:06:47,459 Yeah, that's a good moo. That's a good moo. 111 00:06:47,499 --> 00:06:50,099 That is a really good moo. JOEY:Are you saying "moo"? 112 00:06:50,139 --> 00:06:53,179 Moo! LAUGHTER 113 00:06:53,219 --> 00:06:56,859 That is a cow stretch. 114 00:06:56,899 --> 00:06:59,219 I think it makes it more fun, though, innit, making the noises? 115 00:06:59,259 --> 00:07:00,939 What's the cat? That one? Completely. Yeah. 116 00:07:00,979 --> 00:07:02,939 Meow. Meow. Moo! 117 00:07:02,979 --> 00:07:04,699 LAUGHTER 118 00:07:04,739 --> 00:07:11,059 Moo! Moo! Perfect, guys. Smashed it. 119 00:07:11,099 --> 00:07:14,259 If anyone talks to me in the villa now, I'm gonna go, "Moo! Meow." 120 00:07:14,299 --> 00:07:15,939 THEY LAUGH 121 00:07:15,979 --> 00:07:17,539 While Ronnie's getting animalistic, 122 00:07:17,579 --> 00:07:23,259 let's "moove" back to the main villa for some more unseen action. 123 00:07:34,699 --> 00:07:35,819 Meanwhile, back down on the farm, 124 00:07:35,859 --> 00:07:37,579 they're making hay while the sun shines, 125 00:07:37,619 --> 00:07:40,699 and as usual, Joey's trying to get laid. 126 00:07:40,739 --> 00:07:42,819 Come on now. Like a chicken. Pretend you're, like, laying an egg. 127 00:07:42,859 --> 00:07:45,619 LAUGHTER 128 00:07:45,659 --> 00:07:48,139 I think it just makes it, like, deeper that you can go. 129 00:07:48,179 --> 00:07:52,539 THEY CLUCK, THEY LAUGH 130 00:07:52,579 --> 00:07:59,419 Yeah. Moo! Moo! Ah... 131 00:08:04,419 --> 00:08:05,459 As everyone knows, 132 00:08:05,499 --> 00:08:07,259 Love Island is all about who wants to couple up with who. 133 00:08:07,299 --> 00:08:10,659 And in typical style, Omar and Sean are talking about the birds. 134 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:15,099 I love birds. Oh, my days, that bird's mad. 135 00:08:15,139 --> 00:08:16,539 That's like an eagle. It's fucking huge, bro. 136 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:18,739 You know close up, that's a massive bird, bro. 137 00:08:18,779 --> 00:08:20,499 Wait, look how big it is. Those wings are huge, bro. 138 00:08:20,539 --> 00:08:23,619 That's defo an eagle. 139 00:08:23,659 --> 00:08:25,739 Imagine being up there right now, flying. That's sick. 140 00:08:25,779 --> 00:08:27,059 So sick, innit? Look at that. 141 00:08:27,099 --> 00:08:30,099 If there's anything I'd wanna be, it's a bird, still. 142 00:08:30,139 --> 00:08:34,539 Those wings are huge, bro. I think birds can fly for time, you know. 143 00:08:34,579 --> 00:08:37,739 They fly to different countries. 144 00:08:37,779 --> 00:08:40,059 What do you think the longest they can fly for is, then? 145 00:08:40,099 --> 00:08:43,099 I reckon... Two days? No. Longer than that. 146 00:08:43,139 --> 00:08:45,619 Longer than two days? I reckon easily a week. 147 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:49,939 What, fly straight? No way. SEAN LAUGHS 148 00:08:49,979 --> 00:08:51,259 Do you think a bird can fly... For a week? 149 00:08:51,299 --> 00:08:53,219 ..one week in the air without stopping? 150 00:08:53,259 --> 00:08:55,419 SEAN LAUGHS 151 00:08:55,459 --> 00:08:56,819 That must be... That's a madness, bro. 152 00:08:56,859 --> 00:08:59,419 That has to be a madness. I've never heard that, bruv. 153 00:08:59,459 --> 00:09:01,619 If a bird can fly for a week, I would be a bird if I was an animal. 154 00:09:01,659 --> 00:09:05,219 100%. Imagine that, just fly to a different country. 155 00:09:05,259 --> 00:09:07,979 IAIN: Imagine that, just flying to different country. 156 00:09:08,019 --> 00:09:11,899 Yeah, exactly like you did on Jet2. 157 00:09:16,739 --> 00:09:17,859 OK, let's play a game. 158 00:09:17,899 --> 00:09:19,699 Would you rather watch an unseen clip from the main villa 159 00:09:19,739 --> 00:09:22,179 or from the sleepover? 160 00:09:22,219 --> 00:09:27,739 Good. Ronnie, you get the ball rolling. 161 00:09:27,779 --> 00:09:29,179 Would you rather golf balls as eyes... Yeah. 162 00:09:29,219 --> 00:09:30,899 ..or a nose as a tennis ball. 163 00:09:30,939 --> 00:09:33,219 Golf balls as eyes, I think. Really? 164 00:09:33,259 --> 00:09:35,019 A tennis ball would just get in the way. 165 00:09:35,059 --> 00:09:36,579 It would be fucking annoying, wouldn't it? 166 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:39,339 Golf balls are... They're little small things, aren't they? 167 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:45,019 Right, would you rather have to squeeze lime, 168 00:09:45,059 --> 00:09:46,459 like, a lime in your eyes every single night 169 00:09:46,499 --> 00:09:52,219 or have to squeeze a lime, like, in a graze on your knee 170 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,539 so it, like, stings every single night? 171 00:09:54,579 --> 00:09:56,979 Graze in my knee. Really? I think that would hurt more. 172 00:09:57,019 --> 00:10:00,179 Yeah, I know, but your eyes, that... 173 00:10:00,219 --> 00:10:01,859 that hurts. 174 00:10:01,899 --> 00:10:04,939 With that, at least you can just, you know, "Knee, see you later." 175 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,659 It would well sting cos it's like a cut. 176 00:10:06,699 --> 00:10:09,499 cos it's like a cut. 177 00:10:09,539 --> 00:10:12,779 It would well sting cos it's like a cut. 178 00:10:12,819 --> 00:10:14,059 cos it's like a cut. 179 00:10:14,099 --> 00:10:15,619 Yeah, that would hurt. But your eyes every day? 180 00:10:15,659 --> 00:10:20,579 Just, like, once a day, like eye drops. 181 00:10:20,619 --> 00:10:24,499 A bit of lime juice. 182 00:10:24,539 --> 00:10:25,899 What would you do? Knee? Probably my eyes. 183 00:10:25,939 --> 00:10:26,939 Would you? 184 00:10:26,979 --> 00:10:28,819 You never know, it might give you some, like, goodness. 185 00:10:28,859 --> 00:10:31,979 Some vitamins or something. HE LAUGHS 186 00:10:36,699 --> 00:10:39,619 # Come with me... # 187 00:10:39,659 --> 00:10:41,259 IAIN: Ever since we set foot in the villa, 188 00:10:41,299 --> 00:10:42,699 Sean has been an absolute Wonka. 189 00:10:42,739 --> 00:10:44,019 In the last couple of weeks, 190 00:10:44,059 --> 00:10:45,979 our very own Candy Man has been hitting the sweet spot 191 00:10:46,019 --> 00:10:46,979 with the girls. 192 00:10:47,019 --> 00:10:48,259 So, I sell sweets for a living. 193 00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:49,579 Do you? Yeah. 194 00:10:49,619 --> 00:10:51,859 What's your favourite sweet? Fizzy peach. 195 00:10:51,899 --> 00:10:53,579 Not a fan of fizzy, though. 196 00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:55,899 Yeah, how I like my women, do you know what I mean? 197 00:10:55,939 --> 00:11:00,179 I've got this thing, right? So, I, like, pick people's sweets. 198 00:11:00,219 --> 00:11:01,699 Looking like a strawberry milkshake bottle. 199 00:11:01,739 --> 00:11:05,419 I think you're a fizzy peach, do you know what I mean? 200 00:11:05,459 --> 00:11:06,459 I do like a good pick and mix. 201 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,659 Do you? Yeah. 202 00:11:07,699 --> 00:11:09,019 I'll pick you a good one, that's for sure. 203 00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:10,099 THEY LAUGH 204 00:11:10,139 --> 00:11:11,139 Fizzy fang. Yeah. 205 00:11:11,179 --> 00:11:12,819 Bite into you, know what I mean? 206 00:11:12,859 --> 00:11:14,939 Someone's in for a sweet treat. LAUGHTER 207 00:11:14,979 --> 00:11:18,259 Watermelon slice. Is it? HE CHUCKLES 208 00:11:18,299 --> 00:11:20,859 No way. 209 00:11:20,899 --> 00:11:22,899 Here's to an amazing evening. 210 00:11:22,939 --> 00:11:24,859 Everyone's looking as tasty as my pick and mix. 211 00:11:24,899 --> 00:11:27,659 Strawberry bonbons, fizzy peaches, watermelon slices. 212 00:11:27,699 --> 00:11:29,579 Bit of eye candy. 213 00:11:29,619 --> 00:11:31,179 Eye candy? 214 00:11:31,219 --> 00:11:32,259 Come get your sugar daddy. 215 00:11:32,299 --> 00:11:35,619 Strawberry pencils. Strawberry milkshake bottle. 216 00:11:35,659 --> 00:11:37,299 I just wanted to taste it, baby. 217 00:11:37,339 --> 00:11:40,059 If a fizzy peach comes rolling through the door, you don't know, 218 00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:41,219 it's a bit of me. HE CHUCKLES 219 00:11:41,259 --> 00:11:45,499 It seems Sean's sweet talking has rubbed off 220 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:46,539 on all his fellow Islanders. 221 00:11:46,579 --> 00:11:52,019 But this time, it was Ciaran who was being a right Wonka. 222 00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:54,259 This is really sweet. Just like me. 223 00:11:54,299 --> 00:11:56,979 I can't make them. Like Sean's pick and mix. 224 00:11:57,019 --> 00:12:01,259 LAUGHTER He's smirking, looking over. 225 00:12:01,299 --> 00:12:03,259 I love that his sweet thing is called Sean's Sweet Delivery. 226 00:12:03,299 --> 00:12:04,299 That's so funny. 227 00:12:04,339 --> 00:12:05,859 I've got a new idea for my business now. What is it? 228 00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,139 So, I'm going to keep the sexual theme, 229 00:12:07,179 --> 00:12:08,939 but I'm gonna change their names, right? Oh, It's nice. 230 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:09,979 Oh, go on. 231 00:12:10,019 --> 00:12:11,379 So, do you know how I said banana boner split? 232 00:12:11,419 --> 00:12:13,499 That's too much, isn't it? That's too much of a tongue twister. 233 00:12:13,539 --> 00:12:14,619 Boner split. Boner split, yeah. 234 00:12:14,659 --> 00:12:15,659 Yeah. Boner split. 235 00:12:15,699 --> 00:12:16,979 That's not changing the business idea. 236 00:12:17,019 --> 00:12:18,419 Cream pie, keep that. Cream pie, boner split. 237 00:12:18,459 --> 00:12:20,179 But we're changing the names. What else have we got? 238 00:12:20,219 --> 00:12:21,459 What's boner split mean? Banana split. 239 00:12:21,499 --> 00:12:23,379 Where's the boner come from? Because it's sexual themes. 240 00:12:23,419 --> 00:12:24,659 It sexual themes. What's boner? Oh... 241 00:12:24,699 --> 00:12:27,699 LAUGHTER Uma, come on. 242 00:12:27,739 --> 00:12:28,819 We've got cream pie. 243 00:12:28,859 --> 00:12:30,019 Boner split. Boner split. 244 00:12:30,059 --> 00:12:31,259 What was the one you just said then? 245 00:12:31,299 --> 00:12:33,819 Kinky crepe. Kinky crepe. 246 00:12:33,859 --> 00:12:35,099 That's a good one. Kinky crepe. 247 00:12:35,139 --> 00:12:36,179 I think that's my favourite one. 248 00:12:36,219 --> 00:12:37,179 Juicy jelly. 249 00:12:37,219 --> 00:12:38,139 IAIN: That's enough now. 250 00:12:38,179 --> 00:12:39,259 Although, for the record, 251 00:12:39,299 --> 00:12:42,259 you could also serve a traditional spotted dick. 252 00:12:49,419 --> 00:12:50,899 While they were staying in the sleepover, 253 00:12:50,939 --> 00:12:55,139 the overnighters had a private party and a dinner for six. 254 00:12:55,179 --> 00:12:59,899 Here's some unseen bits of it all getting a little bit saucy. 255 00:12:59,939 --> 00:13:03,059 Mmm. Good. 256 00:13:03,099 --> 00:13:06,219 Decent steak. Mmm. 257 00:13:06,259 --> 00:13:08,219 That has a nice champagne-y taste. Needs a bit of mayo, though. 258 00:13:08,259 --> 00:13:10,139 First time in ten years. 259 00:13:10,179 --> 00:13:11,339 Do you have mayo on your steak, like? 260 00:13:11,379 --> 00:13:13,299 No, not on my steak, next to it. What about peppercorn sauce? 261 00:13:13,339 --> 00:13:15,539 Yeah, I will, and mayo. Really? 262 00:13:15,579 --> 00:13:17,139 Nah, a little bit of mayo just there, just... 263 00:13:17,179 --> 00:13:21,099 Mmm. Garlic bread. Put in the oven. You know what I mean? 264 00:13:21,139 --> 00:13:22,379 What about a garlic mayo? Yeah. 265 00:13:22,419 --> 00:13:23,379 Yeah. Do you like cheese? 266 00:13:23,419 --> 00:13:25,019 Do you like alioli? It's dangerous, though. 267 00:13:25,059 --> 00:13:26,459 Mm-hm, it is. It's not, it's great. 268 00:13:26,499 --> 00:13:27,579 It's so good. 269 00:13:27,619 --> 00:13:30,419 This mayo thing. It's crazy. SHE CHUCKLES 270 00:13:30,459 --> 00:13:31,939 Do you like mayo? 271 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:35,379 Yeah, I do, but I don't eat it with every meal. 272 00:13:35,419 --> 00:13:37,299 It's not my favourite thing in the world. 273 00:13:37,339 --> 00:13:38,859 Ronnie puts it all over his, like, everything. 274 00:13:38,899 --> 00:13:39,979 Do you have it on your roast? Yeah. 275 00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:42,099 That's wild. I have, like, a dollop. 276 00:13:42,139 --> 00:13:44,139 Not, like... I don't do it everywhere. 277 00:13:44,179 --> 00:13:45,619 But, yeah, on the roast dinner. LAUGHTER 278 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:49,059 With the gravy? Yeah. It's good with gravy. 279 00:13:49,099 --> 00:13:50,899 Is it? Yeah. The sauces, when they mix... 280 00:13:50,939 --> 00:13:52,219 Eurgh. No, no, no, no. 281 00:13:52,259 --> 00:13:56,179 No, it's nice. It's nice. 282 00:13:56,219 --> 00:13:57,699 Youse two are a match made in heaven right now. 283 00:13:57,739 --> 00:13:59,459 Lover. LAUGHTER 284 00:13:59,499 --> 00:14:03,419 Holy shit, the lover card. 285 00:14:03,459 --> 00:14:07,619 What about, like, bread sauce? Bread sauce is a bit lumpy, innit? 286 00:14:07,659 --> 00:14:08,739 Love bread sauce. 287 00:14:08,779 --> 00:14:11,499 I mean, I would eat it, but... Bread sauce? What's bread sauce? 288 00:14:11,539 --> 00:14:14,779 I don't really know. It's made from bread, I think. 289 00:14:14,819 --> 00:14:16,899 Yeah, I think it's like a sauce made from bread, but it's so nice. 290 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,299 Oh. It's so good. 291 00:14:18,339 --> 00:14:19,979 I've never heard of bread sauce. No. 292 00:14:20,019 --> 00:14:22,939 You know some people have, like, ketchup on a roast? 293 00:14:22,979 --> 00:14:24,779 I think that is, like, wrong. Yeah. Yeah, that's weird. 294 00:14:24,819 --> 00:14:27,059 But mayonnaise, normal. 295 00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:28,739 I was waiting for Ronnie to say, like, "Same, I do." 296 00:14:28,779 --> 00:14:33,019 What, you have ketchup? No, no, babe, no. No. 297 00:14:33,059 --> 00:14:34,299 IAIN: I just need to help Harriett out with some fashion advice. 298 00:14:39,419 --> 00:14:41,739 out with some fashion advice. 299 00:14:41,779 --> 00:14:44,659 She's always coming to me for help, bless her. 300 00:14:44,699 --> 00:14:46,459 Do I look like a Christmas cracker? 301 00:14:46,499 --> 00:14:50,259 Come back later to find out what happened next. 302 00:15:07,868 --> 00:15:10,708 IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits. 303 00:15:10,748 --> 00:15:12,948 If you haven't seen the show before, it's sexy people 304 00:15:12,988 --> 00:15:15,508 getting themselves into sticky situations... 305 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,708 Oh, I've glued all my fingers together. 306 00:15:17,748 --> 00:15:20,188 ..receiving texts... 307 00:15:20,228 --> 00:15:24,468 Oh, fucking hell, I got a text! Are you lying? 308 00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:25,908 Ha-ha! One-nil. Oh, shut up! 309 00:15:25,948 --> 00:15:28,588 BOYS LAUGH 310 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:31,028 ..and using lots of poultry-related idioms. 311 00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:33,388 Five eggs in the basket, five eggs with whoever walks through the door. 312 00:15:33,428 --> 00:15:35,068 And I do want to have ten eggs in the basket, 313 00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:37,348 but I don't want to run myself off. Do you feel how I feel? 314 00:15:37,388 --> 00:15:40,508 Harriett, I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, 315 00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:43,948 so let's just crack on. 316 00:15:46,228 --> 00:15:47,108 Cheers, girls. Cheers. 317 00:15:47,148 --> 00:15:48,828 Chin-chin, babe. Chin-chin. 318 00:15:48,868 --> 00:15:54,988 THEY LAUGH 319 00:15:57,948 --> 00:16:00,708 Earlier, Harriett was about to get some festive fashion advice. 320 00:16:00,748 --> 00:16:06,868 Do I look like a Christmas cracker? But here's... 321 00:16:07,908 --> 00:16:09,228 No, you look gorgeous. Let's have a look. 322 00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:11,308 Oh, no, it looks nice. That's the one I'd pick. 323 00:16:11,348 --> 00:16:13,828 Oh, fucking hell, Harriett. 324 00:16:13,868 --> 00:16:15,908 She's just fell over again. 325 00:16:15,948 --> 00:16:17,988 And she's down again. Keep these coming, Harriett. 326 00:16:24,268 --> 00:16:26,308 One of the best things about having a sleepover is sitting around 327 00:16:26,348 --> 00:16:29,468 with your mates talking about your love lives. 328 00:16:29,508 --> 00:16:31,548 Is it flowing, your conversations? Yeah, sweet. Everything. 329 00:16:31,588 --> 00:16:34,068 See, me and Grace, we know each other quite well. 330 00:16:34,108 --> 00:16:37,268 Mm, that's what I'm saying. It's different. We are just, like... 331 00:16:37,308 --> 00:16:42,388 We are, like, just cuddling and... kissing and that. 332 00:16:42,428 --> 00:16:43,668 Every time a see you, you're like that. 333 00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:46,508 THEY LAUGH 334 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:47,748 Mate, I'll tell you now, yeah? 335 00:16:47,788 --> 00:16:52,548 I've never been so PDA with a girl in my life. What does that mean? 336 00:16:52,588 --> 00:16:56,028 What, as of right now? Like, all over each other. Oh. 337 00:16:56,068 --> 00:17:01,148 PDA? Mm. Personal difference society. 338 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,588 Is that what it means? Society. 339 00:17:02,628 --> 00:17:06,668 Don't know. P, per... Do you know what it is? Personal... 340 00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:07,948 Maybe it means, like... 341 00:17:07,988 --> 00:17:09,548 Preference. Persistence? 342 00:17:09,588 --> 00:17:12,548 Persistence. Sounds about right. D. 343 00:17:12,588 --> 00:17:15,308 Affection disorder or something like that. 344 00:17:15,348 --> 00:17:17,388 Perfection disorder. Affection. 345 00:17:17,428 --> 00:17:19,668 Affection? Oh, yeah. Public affection disorder. PDA. 346 00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:23,588 Perfection at... 347 00:17:23,628 --> 00:17:25,308 Public disorder affection or something like that. 348 00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:26,868 Public disorder, that's bad, innit? 349 00:17:26,908 --> 00:17:30,388 LAUGHS PDA. 350 00:17:30,428 --> 00:17:33,668 I think public disorder affection is when you throw things 351 00:17:33,708 --> 00:17:37,428 at each other in a nightclub, and then you go home together. 352 00:17:43,988 --> 00:17:45,948 Welcome to the Great Love Island Bake Off. 353 00:17:45,988 --> 00:17:47,628 This week, Harriett has been tasked with creating 354 00:17:47,668 --> 00:17:52,748 a perfect midnight snack, and she's chosen toast. 355 00:17:52,788 --> 00:17:57,708 Step one, locate key ingredient, which for toast is bread. 356 00:17:57,748 --> 00:18:00,108 Where is the bread gone? It's there. 357 00:18:00,148 --> 00:18:05,868 Step two, lower the bread into the toaster. 358 00:18:05,908 --> 00:18:11,988 Lower the bread into the toaster. 359 00:18:12,028 --> 00:18:16,908 Lower the bread into the toaster. Why is it not working? 360 00:18:16,948 --> 00:18:21,588 I can see why Gordon Ramsay swears so much. 361 00:18:21,628 --> 00:18:23,268 Step three, take a break from battling the toaster 362 00:18:23,308 --> 00:18:27,788 and get yourself a knife. 363 00:18:27,828 --> 00:18:31,548 The other drawer. 364 00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:34,268 The other other drawer. 365 00:18:37,108 --> 00:18:39,588 There we go. 366 00:18:39,628 --> 00:18:40,828 Step four, get a plate. 367 00:18:40,868 --> 00:18:47,228 RUMMAGING AROUND 368 00:18:47,268 --> 00:18:57,188 Ah, what?! Take your time, Harriett, you can't rush perfection. 369 00:18:57,228 --> 00:18:58,588 Step five, give up on getting a plate 370 00:18:58,628 --> 00:19:01,148 and go back to battling the toaster, 371 00:19:01,188 --> 00:19:07,548 certain that this time, you'll crack it. 372 00:19:07,588 --> 00:19:11,348 Step six, get someone else to help you with the damn toaster. 373 00:19:11,388 --> 00:19:13,428 Can you help me? Why can't I work the toaster? 374 00:19:13,468 --> 00:19:15,948 What? Can you help? 375 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,828 Oh, wait, I think it's worked. 376 00:19:17,868 --> 00:19:20,428 Only to realise you'd already figured it out. 377 00:19:20,468 --> 00:19:23,028 Step seven, take this time for some quiet introspection 378 00:19:23,068 --> 00:19:28,348 that slowly slips into a 5am existential crisis. 379 00:19:28,388 --> 00:19:30,428 Question the life choices that have led you to a Spanish villa, 380 00:19:30,468 --> 00:19:31,708 remembering that embarrassing time 381 00:19:31,748 --> 00:19:34,348 you called your teacher "mum" in Year 7. 382 00:19:34,388 --> 00:19:35,708 Step eight, go back to battling the toaster 383 00:19:35,748 --> 00:19:39,668 that you're now beginning to think has been damaged by producers. 384 00:19:39,708 --> 00:19:43,108 Step nine, grab your butter of choice. What is it again? 385 00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:44,668 I can't believe it's not...? I can't believe...? 386 00:19:44,708 --> 00:19:47,028 I don't know if it's butter or not. 387 00:19:47,068 --> 00:19:48,228 Oh, yeah, that's the one. What? 388 00:19:48,268 --> 00:19:52,228 Success - in only nine easy steps, 389 00:19:52,268 --> 00:19:55,388 Harriett has successfully made toast. 390 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,788 Bloody hell, we've got Joey making souffle next week. 391 00:19:57,828 --> 00:20:00,868 We'll be here all night. 392 00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:06,868 Things have been pretty hot and heavy in the villa recently, 393 00:20:06,908 --> 00:20:08,868 so here's an unseen clip of some of the Islanders 394 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,748 cooling off with the classic inflatables race. 395 00:20:11,788 --> 00:20:15,788 Three, two, one... Go! 396 00:20:15,828 --> 00:20:19,908 LAUGHTER, SHE SHRIEKS 397 00:20:19,948 --> 00:20:23,948 I'm coming! 398 00:20:23,988 --> 00:20:28,428 Oh, Samantha! 399 00:20:32,188 --> 00:20:36,588 Tag me! Tag me! Go! 400 00:20:36,628 --> 00:20:39,948 LAUGHTER 401 00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:43,868 CIARAN SHOUTS Hey, Samantha. Samantha, look at me! 402 00:20:43,908 --> 00:20:48,988 Go on, Sean. Go on, Sean! Oh, he's flying. He's flying. 403 00:20:49,028 --> 00:20:54,228 He's flying! That's cheating! That is cheating! 404 00:20:54,268 --> 00:20:58,268 No, no, no. Hey, VAR that! 405 00:20:58,308 --> 00:21:02,188 Samantha hasn't even finished her race and Sean's already started. 406 00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:04,948 Bang out of order. Send it upstairs. 407 00:21:04,988 --> 00:21:08,308 VAR! 408 00:21:08,348 --> 00:21:11,308 Well, we take accusations very seriously here at Unseen Bits HQ, 409 00:21:11,348 --> 00:21:15,588 so let's check the tapes. 410 00:21:15,628 --> 00:21:17,508 OK, here's Ronnie executing a classic manoeuvre. 411 00:21:17,548 --> 00:21:20,068 Perfect form here. And off goes Ciaran. 412 00:21:20,108 --> 00:21:23,788 His form is not so polished, I must say. 413 00:21:23,828 --> 00:21:25,988 Now, as you can see, Samantha is located here, 414 00:21:26,028 --> 00:21:28,908 and Sean is located there. 415 00:21:28,948 --> 00:21:31,148 In the official Olympic inflatable racing rules, 416 00:21:31,188 --> 00:21:32,788 section three clause seven clearly states 417 00:21:32,828 --> 00:21:36,068 that Sean cannot set off until he has been tagged by Samantha. 418 00:21:36,108 --> 00:21:38,988 And there he goes, poor sportsmanship there. 419 00:21:39,028 --> 00:21:42,028 I want a rematch. I'm calling Sean out. 420 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,388 Fair enough, Ciaran, let's go again. 421 00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,908 Oi, do you want me to say, "On your marks, get set, go"? 422 00:21:46,948 --> 00:21:48,668 Go! 423 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:51,428 Oi, no, no, no. Go on, then. 424 00:21:51,468 --> 00:21:54,948 Go on, Sean! Go on, Seany boy! 425 00:21:54,988 --> 00:21:58,628 Go on, Sean! Come on. LAUGHTER 426 00:21:58,668 --> 00:22:00,188 Yes, Sean. Go, Sean! Sean is blitzing it. 427 00:22:00,228 --> 00:22:03,548 He's cleared it. Go on, Sean. 428 00:22:03,588 --> 00:22:07,028 Easy! Breezy. Breeze, breeze! 429 00:22:07,068 --> 00:22:11,068 Oh, my, Sean is sick at that, bro. CHEERING 430 00:22:11,108 --> 00:22:16,228 Who's gonna get third place? LAUGHTER 431 00:22:20,068 --> 00:22:22,948 Second place, Ciaran. Come on. 432 00:22:22,988 --> 00:22:27,108 Watch the hair. HE LAUGHS 433 00:22:27,148 --> 00:22:28,668 That was fast. 434 00:22:28,708 --> 00:22:32,268 The mood suddenly switched from party in the pool 435 00:22:32,308 --> 00:22:35,268 to wet Sunday afternoon in Pontypool. 436 00:22:40,428 --> 00:22:42,108 Charles Darwin's theory of survival of the fittest 437 00:22:42,148 --> 00:22:45,548 has been the bedrock of science for 150 years. 438 00:22:45,588 --> 00:22:46,668 Until this unseen bit came along 439 00:22:46,708 --> 00:22:50,948 and blew his entire theory of natural selection out of the water. 440 00:22:50,988 --> 00:22:52,948 You get a dock leaf, and then you rub it. You rub it, yeah. 441 00:22:52,988 --> 00:22:54,468 Then why are the stinging nettle here? Mm. 442 00:22:54,508 --> 00:22:56,268 Why am I getting stung and then having to recover that? 443 00:22:56,308 --> 00:22:58,788 Doesn't make sense, does it? Why are stinging nettles on earth? 444 00:22:58,828 --> 00:23:00,628 Why? Is it because of tea? Tea? 445 00:23:00,668 --> 00:23:03,388 Well, there's nettle tea, isn't there? 446 00:23:03,428 --> 00:23:06,228 Apparently drinking stinging nettle tea is, like, proper good for you. 447 00:23:06,268 --> 00:23:09,428 Is it? With the nettles inside? With the nettles inside. 448 00:23:09,468 --> 00:23:11,588 I mean, I personally would never drink it. 449 00:23:11,628 --> 00:23:13,788 Are you biting on the nettles, like, is what I'm trying to find out. 450 00:23:13,828 --> 00:23:15,508 What? Like, as you drink it, are you... 451 00:23:15,548 --> 00:23:17,668 No, I don't think you put the nettles in your mouth. 452 00:23:17,708 --> 00:23:21,228 What, you leave that, just put it in there like that? Yeah, you... 453 00:23:21,268 --> 00:23:24,148 What's it called? "Smither" it? I dunno. 454 00:23:24,188 --> 00:23:25,988 What's it called when you like put something in something 455 00:23:26,028 --> 00:23:28,148 and let it just what it's gotta do? 456 00:23:28,188 --> 00:23:29,348 What, you stir it and then let it sit. 457 00:23:29,388 --> 00:23:32,268 Stir it, let it do what it's doing. Yeah. 458 00:23:32,308 --> 00:23:34,948 And then you just drink it, and apparently it's really good for you. 459 00:23:34,988 --> 00:23:37,308 What I'm saying is... Stinging nettle tea? 460 00:23:37,348 --> 00:23:39,868 ..a dock leaf is on this earth in case you get stung, 461 00:23:39,908 --> 00:23:41,028 but then why am I getting stung? 462 00:23:41,068 --> 00:23:44,148 Because plants grow, and that's the plant that has grown, 463 00:23:44,188 --> 00:23:46,628 stinging nettle. 464 00:23:46,668 --> 00:23:51,108 LAUGHTER Yeah, but why? 465 00:23:51,148 --> 00:23:53,508 Like, there's no reason for it to be here. I don't think so. 466 00:23:53,548 --> 00:23:58,188 What you meant to do about that, that's what I'm trying to say? 467 00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:00,908 Nature, innit? I ain't got no... 468 00:24:00,948 --> 00:24:04,428 I can't do anything about it. So... It is what it is, innit? 469 00:24:04,468 --> 00:24:09,188 IAIN: Tune in next week when Joey asks the question "why wasps?" 470 00:24:15,508 --> 00:24:18,228 OK, boys, ever wondered what sort of deep and meaningful stuff 471 00:24:18,268 --> 00:24:23,468 girls talk about when they're on their own? Well, wonder no more. 472 00:24:23,508 --> 00:24:24,988 If you were any animal, what would you be, 473 00:24:25,028 --> 00:24:28,548 and also do an impersonation. Oh, my God, it's like my dream. 474 00:24:28,588 --> 00:24:30,548 Oh, my God. This crazy girl. All right, babes, hit the stage. 475 00:24:30,588 --> 00:24:33,708 I would be a flamingo, so I could be like... 476 00:24:33,748 --> 00:24:36,788 IMITATES FLAMINGO 477 00:24:36,828 --> 00:24:41,548 Why? Does it make that noise? I've never heard that noise. 478 00:24:41,588 --> 00:24:46,108 Mimii is in disbelief. No, but it makes sense. You're wearing pink. 479 00:24:46,148 --> 00:24:48,788 Yeah. You're already in costume, babes. Pink is my thing. 480 00:24:48,828 --> 00:24:51,228 I think I'm quite good at these animal impressions. 481 00:24:51,268 --> 00:24:54,988 You are. I don't know what I'd want to be. 482 00:24:55,028 --> 00:24:58,708 I think I'd want to be a lioness or some sort of big cat. 483 00:24:58,748 --> 00:25:01,908 Snow leopard, they're cute. Snow leopards are well cute. 484 00:25:01,948 --> 00:25:03,348 What do they make? 485 00:25:03,388 --> 00:25:08,068 THEY IMITATE A SNOW LEOPARD 486 00:25:08,108 --> 00:25:09,628 That's what Joey's going to do to you tonight. 487 00:25:09,668 --> 00:25:12,868 What's another one? Dolphin. 488 00:25:12,908 --> 00:25:14,588 ALL IMITATE A DOLPHIN 489 00:25:14,628 --> 00:25:17,628 You know that noise. IMITATES DOLPHIN 490 00:25:17,668 --> 00:25:18,868 Yeah, yeah, babe. Yeah. 491 00:25:18,908 --> 00:25:26,228 What else? What else? I like giraffes too, but I don't know... 492 00:25:26,268 --> 00:25:28,628 They don't make noise, do they? They just eat leaves. Bless them. 493 00:25:28,668 --> 00:25:30,268 They've got really long tongues, haven't they? 494 00:25:30,308 --> 00:25:33,108 Their black, their tongues. Yeah. Why are they black for? What spits? 495 00:25:33,148 --> 00:25:36,468 There's something that spits. Is it an alpaca? 496 00:25:36,508 --> 00:25:37,948 Camel. What, camel? Camel.I love alpacas. 497 00:25:37,988 --> 00:25:41,108 What the hell? Really? Yeah. 498 00:25:41,148 --> 00:25:44,388 We have them near me. Like, they're in a field. Alpacas? Mm. 499 00:25:44,428 --> 00:25:45,668 I like little sheep, like little lambs. 500 00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:48,348 Little lambs, I think they're so cute. Like... 501 00:25:48,388 --> 00:25:49,348 BLEATS Yeah, they are so cute. 502 00:25:49,388 --> 00:25:53,668 What animals don't you like? Animals do I like? DON'T you like. 503 00:25:53,708 --> 00:25:56,308 Cats. Oh, I am such a cat person. Yeah, do you have a cat? 504 00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:59,788 Yeah.What is your cat called? No, I don't like cats. 505 00:25:59,828 --> 00:26:01,068 Aww! My cat's called Milo. 506 00:26:01,108 --> 00:26:03,428 My cat Alfie decided to piss on my suitcase. 507 00:26:03,468 --> 00:26:06,028 Before I came here, guys. We need a play date for them. 508 00:26:06,068 --> 00:26:08,948 Literally pissed on it. Oh, my God, stop!Oh, my God! 509 00:26:08,988 --> 00:26:11,428 We need a play date for all of them. Yeah. 510 00:26:11,468 --> 00:26:13,308 IAIN: We need to get Uma's case washed 511 00:26:13,348 --> 00:26:15,948 before Will marks his territory. 512 00:26:15,988 --> 00:26:19,428 before Wil marks his territory. 513 00:26:22,988 --> 00:26:24,948 Here's another clip of Harriett in the girls' dressing room. 514 00:26:24,988 --> 00:26:31,388 Everyone needs to chill out... But what happened next? 515 00:26:31,428 --> 00:26:33,348 I think we can all have a pretty good guess. 516 00:26:33,388 --> 00:26:36,988 Come back after the break to have your suspicions confirmed. 517 00:53:28,165 --> 00:53:32,645 Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? 518 00:53:32,685 --> 00:53:38,605 IAIN STIRLING: That would be Love Island: Unseen Bits, Tiffany. 519 00:53:38,645 --> 00:53:42,525 The show where our Islanders really give it some gas... 520 00:53:42,565 --> 00:53:44,765 SHE BURPS, THEY LAUGH 521 00:53:44,805 --> 00:53:49,605 THEY LAUGH 522 00:53:49,645 --> 00:53:52,925 Sorry. Not if I catch you! 523 00:53:52,965 --> 00:53:56,445 SHE BURPS Slay. 524 00:53:56,485 --> 00:53:59,565 ..and spill the real honest truth. 525 00:53:59,605 --> 00:54:01,045 Do you think it looks all right on me, though? 526 00:54:01,085 --> 00:54:02,485 You look like my nan's carpet. HE LAUGHS 527 00:54:02,525 --> 00:54:08,405 So take a deep breath... THEY HUM 528 00:54:08,445 --> 00:54:14,925 ..and relax... 529 00:54:14,965 --> 00:54:20,965 {\an8}Fuck. Ah, ah, so hot! LAUGHTER 530 00:54:21,005 --> 00:54:25,445 ..because you're in safe hands here. 531 00:54:25,485 --> 00:54:28,045 SHE GASPS Fuck! 532 00:54:28,085 --> 00:54:29,965 I don't know what you just done. No, you're actually joking. 533 00:54:30,005 --> 00:54:31,605 No, Harriett, for once I'm not actually joking. 534 00:54:31,645 --> 00:54:34,085 We'll even make you whole again. 535 00:54:34,125 --> 00:54:36,925 Wait, what's the blue milk? Is it whole milk? Fucking bang on. 536 00:54:36,965 --> 00:54:39,165 You like whole milk, yeah? I don't know. 537 00:54:39,205 --> 00:54:43,645 Whatever milk this is is nice. Whole milk's class, bro. 538 00:54:43,685 --> 00:54:48,925 Mmm. 539 00:54:48,965 --> 00:54:50,005 {\an8}Before the break, 540 00:54:50,045 --> 00:54:54,885 {\an8}we were with Harriett for a fairly obvious resolve of... 541 00:54:54,925 --> 00:54:56,325 Everyone needs to chill out. CBA, mate. 542 00:54:56,365 --> 00:54:58,405 HARRIETT GASPS Nearly fell over. Uh-oh. 543 00:54:58,445 --> 00:55:01,045 Oh, that was an anti-climax. I was expecting an epic fall. 544 00:55:01,085 --> 00:55:02,925 Sorry about that. 545 00:55:02,965 --> 00:55:05,445 There's only so much you can do, do you know what I mean? Yeah. Oh! 546 00:55:05,485 --> 00:55:07,325 Oh, my God, not again, girl. Not again. 547 00:55:07,365 --> 00:55:09,805 Ah, that's better. Balance is restored. 548 00:55:17,405 --> 00:55:19,845 Everything is beautiful and melodic this morning in the villa. 549 00:55:19,885 --> 00:55:20,885 And as we all know, 550 00:55:20,925 --> 00:55:23,685 Joey has the Midas touch when it comes to showbiz - 551 00:55:23,725 --> 00:55:29,085 the man has does it all. 552 00:55:29,125 --> 00:55:30,165 the man does it all. 553 00:55:30,205 --> 00:55:32,165 The only thing he never manages to crack is the music business. 554 00:55:32,205 --> 00:55:33,205 Well, here's his audition. 555 00:55:33,245 --> 00:55:35,645 # Grace... # JOEY LAUGHS 556 00:55:35,685 --> 00:55:37,485 So, the song's gonna be called Grace. 557 00:55:37,525 --> 00:55:41,205 # All I want to do Is give you a kiss 558 00:55:41,245 --> 00:55:45,245 # All I wanna do is be really happy. # 559 00:55:45,285 --> 00:55:47,485 Is be really happy. # 560 00:55:47,525 --> 00:55:49,845 # Saving Grace. # 561 00:55:49,885 --> 00:55:52,485 # Gr... # HE LAUGHS 562 00:55:52,525 --> 00:55:55,165 You are bonkers. It's true, though, innit? It's the truth. 563 00:55:55,205 --> 00:55:56,765 It's the truth. It's the truth. 564 00:55:56,805 --> 00:55:58,525 It's Joey's truth. 565 00:55:58,565 --> 00:56:00,405 Maybe that is what the song could be called - Joey's Truth. 566 00:56:00,445 --> 00:56:03,765 It's called Joey's Truth, this song, ready? 567 00:56:03,805 --> 00:56:08,965 # Grace... # CIARAN SNORTS 568 00:56:09,005 --> 00:56:13,405 # All I want to do Is give you a kiss 569 00:56:13,445 --> 00:56:17,405 # But I just wanna be Really happy. # 570 00:56:17,445 --> 00:56:22,605 Oh, shit. JOEY WHISTLES 571 00:56:28,165 --> 00:56:31,205 SEAN LAUGHS Oh, my God, that was so bad timing. 572 00:56:31,245 --> 00:56:34,525 Fuck. Shit. Oh, my God. 573 00:56:34,565 --> 00:56:38,605 No more singing. Come on. No more... Ah. 574 00:56:38,645 --> 00:56:45,845 That was mad. THEY LAUGH 575 00:56:45,885 --> 00:56:50,405 What are you laughing at? You can't fucking make it up. 576 00:56:50,445 --> 00:56:52,285 Is it too late for Joey to get a spot on the bill supporting 577 00:56:52,325 --> 00:56:55,565 Taylor Swift? 578 00:56:59,765 --> 00:57:01,805 And now we have Harriett's attempt at breaking the world record 579 00:57:01,845 --> 00:57:04,605 for the most words spoken in a minute. 580 00:57:04,645 --> 00:57:05,885 But all I'm saying is I've said my piece. 581 00:57:05,925 --> 00:57:07,445 I feel like I've handled that situation so well. 582 00:57:07,485 --> 00:57:09,165 I've come at it in a sense of, like, I give him advice. 583 00:57:09,205 --> 00:57:11,885 I said, "You need to think before you speak. 584 00:57:11,925 --> 00:57:13,685 "Your actions have consequences and you're upsetting 585 00:57:13,725 --> 00:57:14,725 "other people in the villa." 586 00:57:14,765 --> 00:57:16,645 And I meant that in the sense of what he was doing with you, 587 00:57:16,685 --> 00:57:19,325 what he was doing with me, so I've taken, like, an actual, like, 588 00:57:19,365 --> 00:57:21,685 "You need to have a serious long think about it, Ronnie. 589 00:57:21,725 --> 00:57:24,485 "Whatever you do, whatever, it doesn't matter." 590 00:57:24,525 --> 00:57:26,845 Like, but, like, do you know what I mean? 591 00:57:26,885 --> 00:57:28,685 So, you know, time will tell. Mm. 592 00:57:28,725 --> 00:57:29,965 When that situation's a bit awkward, 593 00:57:30,005 --> 00:57:31,605 you have to be cautious about how other people... 594 00:57:31,645 --> 00:57:34,805 THEY SCREAM Oh, my God. What, what? 595 00:57:34,845 --> 00:57:38,845 What was it? 596 00:57:38,885 --> 00:57:44,445 {\an8}Oh, thank God, saved by the bee. It's... 597 00:57:44,485 --> 00:57:47,965 What I'm saying is... Ah, fuck! SHE SCREAMS 598 00:57:48,005 --> 00:57:56,325 SHE SHRIEKS No, you're joking! Get away from me! 599 00:57:56,365 --> 00:57:59,685 Don't pick it up. It's got family, Sean. Don't kill it. 600 00:57:59,725 --> 00:58:02,765 SHE SHRIEKS 601 00:58:02,805 --> 00:58:04,925 Mm, I feel like it's gonna be a good day. It's gonna be a good day. 602 00:58:04,965 --> 00:58:06,845 Just at your... SHE SHRIEKS 603 00:58:06,885 --> 00:58:13,085 Oh, my God! Why does it buzz so bad? Oh, my God, fuck off! 604 00:58:13,125 --> 00:58:17,205 What is that? Mate, I swear it's gone down my shorts, bruv. 605 00:58:17,245 --> 00:58:21,365 Oh, it did! Did you see that? What? I had a grasshopper down up here. 606 00:58:21,405 --> 00:58:25,565 Oi! No, you have got a bug on your bed, Joey. Right now. Right now. 607 00:58:25,605 --> 00:58:28,845 SHE SCREAMS 608 00:58:29,125 --> 00:58:30,925 LAUGHTER, CLAPPING, 609 00:58:30,965 --> 00:58:31,125 LAUGHTER, 610 00:58:31,165 --> 00:58:32,805 SCREAMING 611 00:58:32,845 --> 00:58:33,925 SHE SHRIEKS 612 00:58:33,965 --> 00:58:34,885 Your bed! LAUGHTER 613 00:58:34,925 --> 00:58:37,725 Joey! Joey! She was all... 614 00:58:37,765 --> 00:58:38,725 IAIN: 615 00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:40,805 That bug is the only thing 616 00:58:40,845 --> 00:58:43,965 Ronnie hasn't shared a bed with this series. 617 00:58:51,285 --> 00:58:53,285 As we all know, breakfast is the most important meal of the day, 618 00:58:53,325 --> 00:58:55,485 but how do you like your eggs in the morning? 619 00:58:55,525 --> 00:58:59,725 # How do you like your eggs in the morning? 620 00:58:59,765 --> 00:59:02,365 # I like mine with a kiss... # 621 00:59:02,405 --> 00:59:06,565 I like mine with some cracking wordplay. "Shell" we begin? 622 00:59:06,605 --> 00:59:09,485 I just feel like we get each other. We do, babe. You know what I mean? 623 00:59:09,525 --> 00:59:11,765 You're the one that brings a little... out of me. 624 00:59:11,805 --> 00:59:13,525 You're the salt to my pepper. Oh, my God! 625 00:59:13,565 --> 00:59:15,485 The peanut to my butter. 626 00:59:15,525 --> 00:59:19,165 The marsh to my mallow. Oh, my God! The "bac-" to my "-on"! 627 00:59:19,205 --> 00:59:21,925 The orange to my juice. You're coming with the good ones, 628 00:59:21,965 --> 00:59:23,645 and I'm here with the "bac-" to my "-on." 629 00:59:23,685 --> 00:59:29,965 Bacon to my eggs. Oi, the baked to my beans. Oi! 630 00:59:30,005 --> 00:59:32,005 Oh, my God, we do make baked beans together. Yeah, we do, babe. 631 00:59:32,045 --> 00:59:38,405 Let's do a vlog. Guys, welcome to the vlog. 632 00:59:38,445 --> 00:59:39,965 We out here... AMERICAN ACCENT:We just out here 633 00:59:40,005 --> 00:59:43,885 cooking breakfast and everything. Mm, mm, mm! Mm, mm, mm! 634 00:59:43,925 --> 00:59:47,285 Uma's on the bacon and egg. Yeah, you know. You know. 635 00:59:47,325 --> 00:59:48,605 You know how it be. Show as the fit, babe. 636 00:59:48,645 --> 00:59:57,365 So, today I'm wearing this cheeky little denim number. 637 00:59:57,405 --> 00:59:59,245 My hair was actually out. Whoo! Are we doing a little vlog? 638 00:59:59,285 --> 01:00:00,605 We're doing a vlog. We've got Jessie cakes. 639 01:00:00,645 --> 01:00:01,605 Jessie peach. I'm still here. 640 01:00:01,645 --> 01:00:03,525 Tells a bit about it, babe. I'm still here. I'm thriving. 641 01:00:03,565 --> 01:00:06,005 What time to be alive, isn't it? Yeah! 642 01:00:06,045 --> 01:00:08,725 We've got Kiki. What about me? We're doing a blog, babe. Kiki. 643 01:00:08,765 --> 01:00:11,045 AMERICAN ACCENT: Hey, guys, welcome back to my vlog. 644 01:00:11,085 --> 01:00:16,205 So, today where here in my crib, so let's go have a look.Oh, my gosh. 645 01:00:16,245 --> 01:00:18,165 So, today here in my crib, so 646 01:00:18,205 --> 01:00:21,925 That was energy I didn't expect. Oh, my God, it's still recording. OK. 647 01:00:21,965 --> 01:00:24,045 IAIN: I think KSI and the rest of the Sidemen 648 01:00:24,085 --> 01:00:26,725 have nothing to worry about. 649 01:00:31,765 --> 01:00:33,525 Here's an unseen clip that shows our sweet talker Sean 650 01:00:33,565 --> 01:00:43,565 is not as mellow as we think. I fucking hate marshmallows. 651 01:00:43,885 --> 01:00:43,965 What is 652 01:00:44,005 --> 01:00:44,845 What is that? 653 01:00:44,885 --> 01:00:45,005 What is that? 654 01:00:45,045 --> 01:00:45,125 What is that? F 655 01:00:45,165 --> 01:00:45,285 What is that? 656 01:00:45,325 --> 01:00:45,405 What is that? Fl 657 01:00:45,445 --> 01:00:45,525 What is that? 658 01:00:45,565 --> 01:00:45,645 What is that? Flu 659 01:00:45,685 --> 01:00:45,765 What is that? 660 01:00:45,805 --> 01:00:45,885 What is that? 661 01:00:45,925 --> 01:00:46,005 What is that? Flump 662 01:00:46,045 --> 01:00:46,125 What is that? 663 01:00:46,165 --> 01:00:46,245 What is that? Flumps 664 01:00:46,285 --> 01:00:46,365 What is that? 665 01:00:46,405 --> 01:00:46,485 What is that? Flumps? 666 01:00:46,525 --> 01:00:46,685 What is that? Flumps? 667 01:00:46,725 --> 01:00:47,605 Flaps? What is that, marshmallow? 668 01:00:47,645 --> 01:00:48,925 Yeah. What would you say, what sweet am I? 669 01:00:48,965 --> 01:00:50,285 Crikey, where do I start with you? LAUGHTER 670 01:00:50,325 --> 01:00:53,725 Go on, tell me. It's got to be... It's got to be something... 671 01:00:53,765 --> 01:00:58,005 I dunno, you tell me. Yeah, you can't say it, that's cheating. 672 01:00:58,045 --> 01:01:00,165 Go on. Go on. Hang on, hang on, let me... 673 01:01:00,205 --> 01:01:02,565 Let me eat sweets whilst I ponder. Let him have a little think. 674 01:01:02,605 --> 01:01:08,805 Let him eat some sweets and get into his sweet mind. 675 01:01:10,285 --> 01:01:13,005 Sean, you took too long, we've run out of time. 676 01:01:13,045 --> 01:01:14,364 Come back after the break to guess the answer. 677 01:01:27,844 --> 01:01:29,324 IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to the final part 678 01:01:29,364 --> 01:01:30,324 of Love Island: Unseen Bits. 679 01:01:30,364 --> 01:01:33,044 HE LAUGHS 680 01:01:33,084 --> 01:01:34,564 Raise the alarm... 681 01:01:34,604 --> 01:01:36,204 They're, like... SHE IMITATES DOLPHIN 682 01:01:36,244 --> 01:01:40,124 ..because we're gonna take you on a trip of a lifetime. 683 01:01:40,164 --> 01:01:41,204 NICOLE:Go on a night out and... 684 01:01:41,244 --> 01:01:43,004 THEY LAUGH 685 01:01:43,044 --> 01:01:46,124 We've got clips that will tantalise all your senses... 686 01:01:46,164 --> 01:01:48,484 I like it when they smell like... when a guy smells quite sweet. 687 01:01:48,524 --> 01:01:51,364 Do you? Yeah. Like, I can't explain it, but, like... 688 01:01:51,404 --> 01:01:53,484 It's giving ants. It's giving what? 689 01:01:53,524 --> 01:01:55,564 It's also giving strength. 690 01:01:55,604 --> 01:01:56,924 Go. 50, 50. 691 01:01:56,964 --> 01:01:59,364 No way. 52. 692 01:01:59,404 --> 01:02:00,524 Do you reckon he could do two of us? 693 01:02:00,564 --> 01:02:02,524 It's giving positive affirmations. 694 01:02:02,564 --> 01:02:05,124 Oh, guys, I need a husband to walk through the door. 695 01:02:05,164 --> 01:02:07,964 It's giving endless amounts of talent. 696 01:02:10,404 --> 01:02:15,924 Game over. But most importantly, it's giving love. 697 01:02:24,164 --> 01:02:25,524 Before the break, our very own Willy Wonka 698 01:02:25,564 --> 01:02:28,604 was guessing what type of sweet Joey would be. Gobstopper? 699 01:02:28,644 --> 01:02:34,444 Fizzy sherbet twirly whirly bonbon? Well, here's the answer. 700 01:02:34,484 --> 01:02:36,364 No, go on, tell me, tell me. What do you reckon? I reckon... 701 01:02:36,404 --> 01:02:42,804 Or a jelly-filled turtle. A jelly-filled turtle? 702 01:02:42,844 --> 01:02:44,684 Yeah, they're quite cool, to be fair. Sick. I like that. 703 01:02:44,724 --> 01:02:47,324 A turtle? A jelly-filled turtle. 704 01:02:47,364 --> 01:02:48,684 I could see you as a turtle. Do you reckon? 705 01:02:48,724 --> 01:02:51,004 He is definitely not a Smartie. 706 01:03:00,124 --> 01:03:02,644 This week saw Ayo and Mimii head out on their first date together, 707 01:03:02,684 --> 01:03:03,884 and nothing says "romantic date" 708 01:03:03,924 --> 01:03:06,444 more than setting sail in a luxury yacht. 709 01:03:06,484 --> 01:03:08,884 Unfortunately, the date team booked last minute, 710 01:03:08,924 --> 01:03:13,084 and this was the only boat left. 711 01:03:13,124 --> 01:03:18,924 Let's get this going. ENGINE STARTS 712 01:03:18,964 --> 01:03:25,524 SHE LAUGHS 713 01:03:27,844 --> 01:03:31,364 Look at your concentration face. SHE GIGGLES 714 01:03:31,404 --> 01:03:32,724 Got to make sure, you know what I'm saying? 715 01:03:32,764 --> 01:03:35,364 I know myself, trust me. Get too excited. 716 01:03:35,404 --> 01:03:38,204 Is it hard? Is it easy? It's nothing new. 717 01:03:38,244 --> 01:03:41,324 HE LAUGHS Mm-hm. Nah, yeah, this is... 718 01:03:41,364 --> 01:03:45,324 This is sick, yeah. First time for everything. Can't go wrong. 719 01:03:45,364 --> 01:03:48,324 Have you been on something like this? No, nothing like this. 720 01:03:48,364 --> 01:03:53,204 This is my first time. So you've set the bar now. 721 01:03:53,244 --> 01:03:55,724 This is a great start, though. Mm-hm. 722 01:03:55,764 --> 01:04:00,084 Well, this is our yacht, though. After all. 723 01:04:00,124 --> 01:04:04,844 Cabin number four, your time is up. 724 01:04:04,884 --> 01:04:05,884 Number four, your time is up. 725 01:04:10,204 --> 01:04:12,284 There's so many types of walk in the Love Island villa, 726 01:04:12,324 --> 01:04:15,164 and the boys are starting to decode each one. 727 01:04:15,204 --> 01:04:16,404 Here's trouble. What? 728 01:04:16,444 --> 01:04:18,724 Oh, here she comes... Here's trouble. ..with a strut. 729 01:04:18,764 --> 01:04:22,004 I feel like your strut has got a little bit unstrut-y. 730 01:04:22,044 --> 01:04:23,684 Yeah, it's because I haven't been strutting yet. 731 01:04:23,724 --> 01:04:24,764 You've started unstrutting. 732 01:04:24,804 --> 01:04:26,724 Yeah, because I've had a day off of strutting. Really? 733 01:04:26,764 --> 01:04:29,004 Yeah. So is the strut, like, forced? No. 734 01:04:29,044 --> 01:04:30,804 Is it like you're walking somewhere, you go like this? 735 01:04:30,844 --> 01:04:32,844 And then sometimes you think, 736 01:04:32,884 --> 01:04:34,124 "D'you know what? I'm gonna leave it today." 737 01:04:34,164 --> 01:04:35,204 You're like this. 738 01:04:35,244 --> 01:04:39,284 Some footsteps make the Islanders feel safe. 739 01:04:39,324 --> 01:04:41,004 Where is she going now? She's catwalking somewhere. 740 01:04:41,044 --> 01:04:44,084 Actually, that's a lot more of a relaxed walk today. Yeah. 741 01:04:44,124 --> 01:04:48,244 Some make the Islanders feel confused. 742 01:04:48,284 --> 01:04:54,764 They all walk the same as well. Innit? You don't know who's who. 743 01:04:54,804 --> 01:04:56,084 But some fill the Islanders with dread. 744 01:04:56,124 --> 01:05:00,644 FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING I don't like that noise. 745 01:05:00,684 --> 01:05:04,404 It is the sound of... a bombshell. 746 01:05:04,444 --> 01:05:14,444 JAWS THEME PLAYS 747 01:05:19,284 --> 01:05:20,764 Oh, calm down, Islanders, it's not that scary, 748 01:05:20,804 --> 01:05:23,324 it's just Matilda and Konnor. 749 01:05:23,364 --> 01:05:24,364 They're not here to eat you, 750 01:05:24,404 --> 01:05:27,924 they're here to eat your delicious cooking. 751 01:05:27,964 --> 01:05:30,164 They chose Grace and Omar to prepare starters. 752 01:05:30,204 --> 01:05:32,284 Wil and Mimii handle desserts. 753 01:05:32,324 --> 01:05:35,484 And Nicole and Sean did their best with the mains. 754 01:05:35,524 --> 01:05:37,684 And lucky for them, the local el Iceland was still open 755 01:05:37,724 --> 01:05:40,404 and had a great offer on oven chips, 756 01:05:40,444 --> 01:05:44,844 which are notoriously hard to cook. Well, they're not. 757 01:05:44,884 --> 01:05:46,404 Oh, my gosh, we're meant to be cooking it on 120. 758 01:05:46,444 --> 01:05:48,004 No, this is a speedy cook. THEY LAUGH 759 01:05:48,044 --> 01:05:50,524 Speedy cook. I'm speedy. 760 01:05:50,564 --> 01:05:51,924 It needs to go on the top. It needs to go on the top. 761 01:05:51,964 --> 01:05:53,684 No, not the top, it will burn, babe. 762 01:05:53,724 --> 01:05:55,404 Yeah, but we're not gonna have long enough to cook it. 763 01:05:55,444 --> 01:05:57,404 Nah, I think it'll burn. We'll whack it on max. 764 01:05:57,444 --> 01:05:59,004 Put it on 250. Max, max. 765 01:05:59,044 --> 01:06:00,444 Oh, don't put it on 250, guys. 766 01:06:00,484 --> 01:06:02,484 For me, I'm just trying to... I feel like I am just trying to find 767 01:06:02,524 --> 01:06:05,164 my best connection in here. Could have found it. 768 01:06:05,204 --> 01:06:08,564 Already. Here. Maybe. SHE GIGGLES 769 01:06:08,604 --> 01:06:10,644 Oh, my gosh, it's four to six minutes. 770 01:06:10,684 --> 01:06:13,764 This cooks on 175. Sean, turn it down! 771 01:06:13,804 --> 01:06:15,764 I'd love to have, like, the family... Uh-huh. 772 01:06:15,804 --> 01:06:17,644 Like, have kids. Like, I'd like two or three kids. Mm-hm. 773 01:06:17,684 --> 01:06:20,684 Our chips are raw. Can we get some cooked chips? 774 01:06:20,724 --> 01:06:22,964 Put it on top. Put it on top, Sean. 775 01:06:23,004 --> 01:06:24,764 Cheers to you. Oh, it's so lovely to meet you. 776 01:06:24,804 --> 01:06:26,484 I've had such a good time. Yeah. 777 01:06:26,524 --> 01:06:28,404 You need to turn this down. It's burning. 778 01:06:28,444 --> 01:06:32,044 MIMII:You need to turn that way down, guys. 779 01:06:32,084 --> 01:06:33,124 WIL:I think that's done, mate. 780 01:06:33,164 --> 01:06:34,884 It's burning my eyes. I think we set the steaks on fire. 781 01:06:34,924 --> 01:06:37,804 Cheers to our little starter date. Yeah, that's it. 782 01:06:37,844 --> 01:06:39,204 Thank you very much. 783 01:06:39,244 --> 01:06:41,524 TIFFANY:Oh, this just looks so sad. I told him to... 784 01:06:41,564 --> 01:06:42,644 NICOLE LAUGHS Oh, my God. 785 01:06:42,684 --> 01:06:46,284 I said turn it down. 786 01:06:46,324 --> 01:06:48,084 A bit undercooked. 787 01:06:48,124 --> 01:06:49,684 WIL:That's soggy, I reckon. Soggy on the inside. 788 01:06:49,724 --> 01:06:53,964 Steak's a bit hit and miss, but... It's like a dog's chewed it up. 789 01:06:54,004 --> 01:06:55,124 LAUGHTER 790 01:06:55,164 --> 01:06:57,644 I'm sure you'll survive. 791 01:06:57,684 --> 01:07:00,884 It's fine, we've got chips. Yeah, exactly. Underdone ones. 792 01:07:00,924 --> 01:07:02,604 I haven't tried these chips yet. They're not... 793 01:07:02,644 --> 01:07:04,044 I wouldn't say they're cooked. 794 01:07:04,084 --> 01:07:06,564 Undercooked? I'd say they're undercooked. 795 01:07:06,604 --> 01:07:09,044 Don't spit that out. 796 01:07:09,084 --> 01:07:11,364 Don't spit them out, whatever you do. 797 01:07:11,404 --> 01:07:12,884 Mmm. What would you rate them? 798 01:07:12,924 --> 01:07:14,444 The chips or the steak? Both. No, steak first. 799 01:07:14,484 --> 01:07:17,364 Save best till last. OK. 800 01:07:17,404 --> 01:07:18,884 Chips, disgusting. 801 01:07:18,924 --> 01:07:19,924 Fam, what were these lot doing? 802 01:07:19,964 --> 01:07:21,724 They've done a madness. MIMII:Yeah. 803 01:07:21,764 --> 01:07:23,844 They should have done linguine ting. 804 01:07:23,884 --> 01:07:29,044 IAIN: Should have done a Deliveroo, more like. 805 01:07:33,044 --> 01:07:34,084 So, what a week we've had. 806 01:07:34,124 --> 01:07:35,404 There's so many more new names to learn. 807 01:07:35,444 --> 01:07:36,884 Five new bombshells have entered the villa. 808 01:07:36,924 --> 01:07:41,364 There was Grace, Wil, Tiffany, Matilda and... 809 01:07:41,404 --> 01:07:43,844 Oh, what's his name? I've forgotten. 810 01:07:43,884 --> 01:07:45,324 Konnor with a K. Konnor with a K. 811 01:07:45,364 --> 01:07:46,604 CHEERING 812 01:07:46,644 --> 01:07:51,124 GIRLS CHANTING: Konnor with a K, Konnor with a K. 813 01:07:51,164 --> 01:07:53,364 LAUGHTER 814 01:07:53,404 --> 01:07:57,404 I love it. 815 01:07:57,444 --> 01:08:05,284 IAIN: It's time for... 816 01:08:05,324 --> 01:08:09,484 Beach Hut Bonanza. Dah-dah. 817 01:08:09,524 --> 01:08:12,164 Oi, that's my line. But he's not wrong. 818 01:08:12,204 --> 01:08:17,884 It's Beach Hut Bonanza! 819 01:08:17,924 --> 01:08:19,764 This time, I asked our Islanders what their phobias were. 820 01:08:19,804 --> 01:08:23,524 Hello. Ooh. Er... 821 01:08:23,564 --> 01:08:28,164 My biggest fear is ears. Really? 822 01:08:28,204 --> 01:08:30,924 If I could just rip them off and just, like, put them away 823 01:08:30,964 --> 01:08:33,404 and only use them when I need to, I'd love to do it. 824 01:08:33,444 --> 01:08:34,404 Because just the thought 825 01:08:34,444 --> 01:08:36,204 of something going in my ears, it's hell. 826 01:08:36,244 --> 01:08:38,724 Girls with acrylic nails. 827 01:08:38,764 --> 01:08:41,004 And it's, like, when they go like this as well. 828 01:08:41,044 --> 01:08:43,524 It's the thought of it, like... 829 01:08:43,564 --> 01:08:45,964 The fake nail coming off, and then their real nail coming off with it. 830 01:08:46,004 --> 01:08:47,804 HE SHUDDERS 831 01:08:47,844 --> 01:08:49,124 Spiders. 832 01:08:49,164 --> 01:08:50,324 We see them in the villa all the time, 833 01:08:50,364 --> 01:08:51,724 and we're like, "no, no, no, no." 834 01:08:51,764 --> 01:08:53,284 No, no, no, no, I hate that. 835 01:08:53,324 --> 01:08:55,164 And they're always in your bath. Like, what's that about? 836 01:08:55,204 --> 01:08:56,284 How am I supposed to sleep in a room 837 01:08:56,324 --> 01:08:57,684 where there's something with eight legs? 838 01:08:57,724 --> 01:08:59,324 Why do you need eight legs for? 839 01:08:59,364 --> 01:09:01,964 SHE SQUEALS Urgh. Like, I just... I hate them. 840 01:09:02,004 --> 01:09:02,964 Like, go away. 841 01:09:03,004 --> 01:09:06,444 Daddy long legs. See them. Pff. 842 01:09:06,484 --> 01:09:09,444 Why are they the daddy spiders? Like, daddy, go away. 843 01:09:09,484 --> 01:09:10,604 They're the most venomous animal, 844 01:09:10,644 --> 01:09:14,244 and they could kill you, they just don't have the means to do it. 845 01:09:14,284 --> 01:09:15,724 And that is something to be scared of. 846 01:09:15,764 --> 01:09:17,044 Scratchy sounds. 847 01:09:17,084 --> 01:09:19,204 Makes me feel really, really weird, and I have to get out of the room. 848 01:09:19,244 --> 01:09:22,124 My biggest phobia is moths. 849 01:09:22,164 --> 01:09:24,084 No offence to all the moths out there, do you know what I mean? 850 01:09:24,124 --> 01:09:27,284 But it's like why... What do moths do? 851 01:09:27,324 --> 01:09:30,964 My worst phobia is probably ketchup. 852 01:09:31,004 --> 01:09:34,244 I don't know if that's a ketchup... I don't know if phobia's a ketchup. 853 01:09:34,284 --> 01:09:36,764 What?! I honestly can't. 854 01:09:36,804 --> 01:09:42,204 Like, I can't have it touching me, I don't wanna put it in the fridge. 855 01:09:42,244 --> 01:09:44,884 I have sideroblomophodia... phobia. I have fear of trains. 856 01:09:44,924 --> 01:09:47,484 I deffo do not like deep waters. 857 01:09:47,524 --> 01:09:49,044 I'm gonna look down, and I'm gonna see nothing. 858 01:09:49,084 --> 01:09:52,524 I just get scared that there's gonna be sharks in the sea. 859 01:09:52,564 --> 01:09:56,284 If you sink, you are just gonna sink and sink and sink. 860 01:09:56,324 --> 01:09:57,724 Oh, don't cos you're making me feel weird. 861 01:09:57,764 --> 01:10:01,204 Imagine being in water, but, like, in a cage. 862 01:10:01,244 --> 01:10:04,044 Another fear of mine is roads. 863 01:10:04,084 --> 01:10:05,564 I just struggle to cross the road, 864 01:10:05,604 --> 01:10:09,004 or I always have to be either holding someone's hand, 865 01:10:09,044 --> 01:10:12,324 or I'll always wait for a green man, which, you know, 866 01:10:12,364 --> 01:10:13,604 is the right thing to do anyway. 867 01:10:13,644 --> 01:10:16,244 Snakes, worms, anything like... 868 01:10:16,284 --> 01:10:19,004 Any insects are literally, like, my worst fear. Like, eurgh. 869 01:10:19,044 --> 01:10:22,444 People that have snakes in their bedroom. 870 01:10:22,484 --> 01:10:24,244 It's not looking at you thinking, "Oh, that's my mum." 871 01:10:24,284 --> 01:10:25,884 It's looking at you, thinking, "If I get out of here, 872 01:10:25,924 --> 01:10:27,444 "and I get the chance, you're my dinner." 873 01:10:27,484 --> 01:10:30,324 I think it's just how quiet they are and how they slither. 874 01:10:30,364 --> 01:10:34,924 My biggest fear when it comes to food is a banana and avocado. 875 01:10:34,964 --> 01:10:39,084 Whatever's going on there, just keep me away from it, please. 876 01:10:39,124 --> 01:10:42,964 Clowns as well really scare me because... 877 01:10:43,004 --> 01:10:44,244 There's just no need. 878 01:10:44,284 --> 01:10:45,924 I'm just a scared girl with everything, to be honest. 879 01:10:45,964 --> 01:10:55,964 IAIN: Come back next time for some more Beach Hut Bonanza. Ooh. 880 01:11:02,284 --> 01:11:04,684 That's almost it for this week from me, Iain with an I. 881 01:11:04,724 --> 01:11:09,684 But just so I can get this scripts right for next time, 882 01:11:09,724 --> 01:11:11,324 But just so I can get scripts 883 01:11:11,364 --> 01:11:12,564 Konnor, how are you spelling that? 884 01:11:12,604 --> 01:11:14,444 THEY CHANT:Konnor with a K, Konnor with a K, Konnor with a K. 885 01:11:14,484 --> 01:11:17,644 Thanks, girls. 886 01:11:17,684 --> 01:11:21,324 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com