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IAIN STIRLING:
It's the summer solstice,
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an ancient festival celebrating
the power of the sun.Moo!
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A party in honour of the longest day
of the year.I've got a text.
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LAUGHS
One-nil!
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The Love Islanders celebrate what
it is to be human by dancing...
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singing...
# All I want to do... #
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..bizarre rituals...
Just wanted to taste it, baby.
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The shape of your nose,
it's like a shoe.
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..talking in tongues...
THEY IMITATE A DOLPHIN
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..meditative chanting...
ALL DRONE IN UNISON
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..and lots of herbal tea.
What, as you drink it,
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like are you... No, I don't think
the nettles in your mouth.
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And like the ancient standing
stones of Stonehenge,
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no one has any idea how
they got there.Oh, my God.
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So get down on your knees...
Oh, my...
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..and prepare to worship
at the altar of the unseen bits.
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This... BURPS
..is.. BURPS
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..the Love Island Unseen Bits!
SHE SCREECHES
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This is a ground-breaking week
for television around the globe.
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for television around the globe.
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for television around the globe.
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Unseen Bits has been chosen
to showcase
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the first-ever AI-generated
programme.
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THEY GRUNT AND CREAK
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SNIGGERING
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And the results are staggering.
LAUGHTER
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Yes, this is...
Love Island: Unseen Bots!
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THEY GRUNT
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IMITATING CAN OPENING
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Wow, it's like they're
really drinking a fizzy drink.
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Hello! Yeah, hi, guys.
I think I'll take it from here.
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Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
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# Now it's the weekend,
I don't wanna wait... #
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Brace yourselves for an hour
of frantic fun... LAUGHTER
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..as you get to see a different side
of the Islanders.
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So get stuck in
as this is the uncensored...
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Does anyone ever just lie down
and shake your arse?
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Cos I do it all the time.
..exclusive and totally unseen bits.
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What are you wearing tonight?
I might go white.
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I was thinking of white, you know.
Now you are, I'm not going to.
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Oh, shut up.
I don't like matchy stuff.
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I want to have a nice picture
tonight, I do.
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Well, can't you have a nice
picture with just what I have on?
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Yeah, but I was just saying,
that's all, I'm wearing white.
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Do you want me to wear white? No.
Do you want me to wear white?
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Do you want me to wear white?
No.
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CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
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# In the villa, staying in the villa
Everything goes down in the villa
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Everything goes down in the villa
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# Who's that coming in the villa?
Bombshell in the villa... #
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Yeah. No, you can't leave off there.
Erm...
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IAIN:
Now for a trip down memory lane.
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Do you remember way,
way back in another era
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when Samantha was with Joey,
Uma was with Omar,
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Harriett was with Ronnie
and Jess was with Sean?
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Nah, me neither.
But they sat down to have brunch,
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and here are some bits
you didn't get to see.
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You've got a really nice nose.
Oh, my days. Really? Yeah.
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What do you mean?
You've got a really nice nose.
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You see me, yeah, one thing I like
about people is the noses, yeah.
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The shape of your nose, it's like...
How can I describe it?
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Have you ever looked at,
like, a shoe
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and thought this is the perfect fit?
I don't think I have.
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No, don't.
LAUGHS
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Come on, it's a little black...
It's just a little blueberry.
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LAUGHING:Go on, let me...
Go on.
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Right, you've got to do
better than that. Let me go again.
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I've hit the jackpot now.
So it's all good.
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I mean, look at me,
I'm wearing a frilly bikini. I know.
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A flame skirt. What more could you
want? You have hit the spot.
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And a big spot. Yeah. All right...
No, I said you hit the spot.
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I thought you said
I've got a big spot.
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I was like, no need to point
that out. I love popping spots.
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Send it my way. I love spots.
I do as well.
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Do you do a proper,
like Doctor Pimple Popper?
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I had one on my lip this morning.
Ooh. Did it... Was it a big one?
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Yeah, it was a blackhead one.
You know those little discreet ones.
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I pop them out.
Yeah. Gross, gross.
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Underarm. Under...?
Underarm.
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Oh, no, no.
SHE LAUGHS
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I can't do it.
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Ready, ready? Watch this.
High as possible. Go on.
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Oh, shit.
SHE LAUGHS
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Oh... Well, this was fun.
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TEST TONE
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MUSIC: 'Go West'
by Pet Shop Boys
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IAIN, YAWNING: I'm so tired. I've
been working flat out for weeks.
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I could do with a little holiday.
I'm booking into a villa myself.
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Ooh, that one looks nice.
I wonder if it's free.
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Oh, hang on, who's that?
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Oh, it's Joey.
It must be the sleepover.
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Room for a little 'un?
What a life.
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The three bombshells got to choose
three Islanders to take with them
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to another villa
just west of the main villa.
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# Go west
Life is peaceful there... #
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So, to recap, the villa's there,
the sleepover's here.
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So villa, the other villa.
Got that?
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Villa. Not villa.
Villa. Not villa, but not Casa Amor.
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Confused? Me, too.
OK, back to the villa.
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Innit? Pair of binoculars.
Nah, got you!
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No, no, really, back to the villa.
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SAMANTHA:
Ciaran, can you hear the sheep?
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Can I hear a shit?
Sheep.
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Sheep? No.
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Hang on, I think
I just heard something, too.
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I think it's your neighbours.
MOOING
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Meow. Moo!
Oh...
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LAUGHTER
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Meow! Moo!
Moo! Meow.
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Yeah, that's a good moo.
That's a good moo.
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That is a really good moo.
JOEY:Are you saying "moo"?
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Moo!
LAUGHTER
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That is a cow stretch.
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I think it makes it more fun,
though, innit, making the noises?
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What's the cat? That one?
Completely. Yeah.
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Meow.
Meow. Moo!
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LAUGHTER
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Moo! Moo!
Perfect, guys. Smashed it.
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If anyone talks to me in the villa
now, I'm gonna go, "Moo! Meow."
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THEY LAUGH
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While Ronnie's getting animalistic,
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let's "moove" back to the main villa
for some more unseen action.
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Meanwhile, back down on the farm,
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they're making hay
while the sun shines,
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and as usual,
Joey's trying to get laid.
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Come on now. Like a chicken.
Pretend you're, like, laying an egg.
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LAUGHTER
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I think it just makes it, like,
deeper that you can go.
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THEY CLUCK,
THEY LAUGH
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Yeah. Moo!
Moo! Ah...
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As everyone knows,
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Love Island is all about
who wants to couple up with who.
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And in typical style, Omar and Sean
are talking about the birds.
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I love birds.
Oh, my days, that bird's mad.
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That's like an eagle.
It's fucking huge, bro.
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You know close up,
that's a massive bird, bro.
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Wait, look how big it is.
Those wings are huge, bro.
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That's defo an eagle.
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Imagine being up there right now,
flying. That's sick.
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So sick, innit?
Look at that.
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If there's anything I'd wanna be,
it's a bird, still.
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Those wings are huge, bro. I think
birds can fly for time, you know.
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They fly to different countries.
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What do you think the longest
they can fly for is, then?
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I reckon... Two days?
No. Longer than that.
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Longer than two days?
I reckon easily a week.
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What, fly straight? No way.
SEAN LAUGHS
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Do you think a bird can fly...
For a week?
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..one week in the air
without stopping?
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SEAN LAUGHS
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That must be...
That's a madness, bro.
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That has to be a madness.
I've never heard that, bruv.
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If a bird can fly for a week, I
would be a bird if I was an animal.
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100%. Imagine that,
just fly to a different country.
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IAIN: Imagine that,
just flying to different country.
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Yeah, exactly like you did on Jet2.
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OK, let's play a game.
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Would you rather watch
an unseen clip from the main villa
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or from the sleepover?
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Good.
Ronnie, you get the ball rolling.
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Would you rather golf balls
as eyes... Yeah.
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..or a nose as a tennis ball.
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Golf balls as eyes, I think.
Really?
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A tennis ball would
just get in the way.
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It would be fucking annoying,
wouldn't it?
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Golf balls are... They're
little small things, aren't they?
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Right, would you rather
have to squeeze lime,
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like, a lime in your eyes
every single night
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or have to squeeze a lime,
like, in a graze on your knee
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so it, like, stings
every single night?
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Graze in my knee. Really?
I think that would hurt more.
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Yeah, I know, but your eyes, that...
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that hurts.
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With that, at least you can just,
you know, "Knee, see you later."
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It would well sting
cos it's like a cut.
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cos it's like a cut.
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It would well sting
cos it's like a cut.
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cos it's like a cut.
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Yeah, that would hurt.
But your eyes every day?
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Just, like, once a day,
like eye drops.
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A bit of lime juice.
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What would you do? Knee?
Probably my eyes.
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Would you?
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You never know, it might give you
some, like, goodness.
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Some vitamins or something.
HE LAUGHS
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# Come with me... #
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IAIN: Ever since
we set foot in the villa,
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Sean has been an absolute Wonka.
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In the last couple of weeks,
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our very own Candy Man has been
hitting the sweet spot
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with the girls.
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So, I sell sweets for a living.
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Do you?
Yeah.
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What's your favourite sweet?
Fizzy peach.
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Not a fan of fizzy, though.
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Yeah, how I like my women,
do you know what I mean?
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I've got this thing, right?
So, I, like, pick people's sweets.
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Looking like
a strawberry milkshake bottle.
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I think you're a fizzy peach,
do you know what I mean?
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I do like a good pick and mix.
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Do you?
Yeah.
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I'll pick you a good one,
that's for sure.
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THEY LAUGH
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Fizzy fang.
Yeah.
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Bite into you, know what I mean?
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Someone's in for a sweet treat.
LAUGHTER
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Watermelon slice. Is it?
HE CHUCKLES
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No way.
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Here's to an amazing evening.
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Everyone's looking
as tasty as my pick and mix.
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Strawberry bonbons, fizzy peaches,
watermelon slices.
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Bit of eye candy.
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Eye candy?
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Come get your sugar daddy.
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Strawberry pencils.
Strawberry milkshake bottle.
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I just wanted to taste it, baby.
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If a fizzy peach comes rolling
through the door, you don't know,
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it's a bit of me.
HE CHUCKLES
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It seems Sean's sweet talking
has rubbed off
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on all his fellow Islanders.
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But this time, it was Ciaran
who was being a right Wonka.
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This is really sweet.
Just like me.
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I can't make them.
Like Sean's pick and mix.
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LAUGHTER
He's smirking, looking over.
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I love that his sweet thing
is called Sean's Sweet Delivery.
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That's so funny.
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I've got a new idea
for my business now. What is it?
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00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:07,139
So, I'm going to keep
the sexual theme,
229
00:12:07,179 --> 00:12:08,939
but I'm gonna change their names,
right? Oh, It's nice.
230
00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:09,979
Oh, go on.
231
00:12:10,019 --> 00:12:11,379
So, do you know how
I said banana boner split?
232
00:12:11,419 --> 00:12:13,499
That's too much, isn't it?
That's too much of a tongue twister.
233
00:12:13,539 --> 00:12:14,619
Boner split.
Boner split, yeah.
234
00:12:14,659 --> 00:12:15,659
Yeah. Boner split.
235
00:12:15,699 --> 00:12:16,979
That's not changing
the business idea.
236
00:12:17,019 --> 00:12:18,419
Cream pie, keep that.
Cream pie, boner split.
237
00:12:18,459 --> 00:12:20,179
But we're changing the names.
What else have we got?
238
00:12:20,219 --> 00:12:21,459
What's boner split mean?
Banana split.
239
00:12:21,499 --> 00:12:23,379
Where's the boner come from?
Because it's sexual themes.
240
00:12:23,419 --> 00:12:24,659
It sexual themes.
What's boner? Oh...
241
00:12:24,699 --> 00:12:27,699
LAUGHTER
Uma, come on.
242
00:12:27,739 --> 00:12:28,819
We've got cream pie.
243
00:12:28,859 --> 00:12:30,019
Boner split.
Boner split.
244
00:12:30,059 --> 00:12:31,259
What was the one you just said then?
245
00:12:31,299 --> 00:12:33,819
Kinky crepe.
Kinky crepe.
246
00:12:33,859 --> 00:12:35,099
That's a good one.
Kinky crepe.
247
00:12:35,139 --> 00:12:36,179
I think that's my favourite one.
248
00:12:36,219 --> 00:12:37,179
Juicy jelly.
249
00:12:37,219 --> 00:12:38,139
IAIN: That's enough now.
250
00:12:38,179 --> 00:12:39,259
Although, for the record,
251
00:12:39,299 --> 00:12:42,259
you could also serve
a traditional spotted dick.
252
00:12:49,419 --> 00:12:50,899
While they were staying
in the sleepover,
253
00:12:50,939 --> 00:12:55,139
the overnighters had a private party
and a dinner for six.
254
00:12:55,179 --> 00:12:59,899
Here's some unseen bits of it
all getting a little bit saucy.
255
00:12:59,939 --> 00:13:03,059
Mmm.
Good.
256
00:13:03,099 --> 00:13:06,219
Decent steak. Mmm.
257
00:13:06,259 --> 00:13:08,219
That has a nice champagne-y taste.
Needs a bit of mayo, though.
258
00:13:08,259 --> 00:13:10,139
First time in ten years.
259
00:13:10,179 --> 00:13:11,339
Do you have mayo on your steak,
like?
260
00:13:11,379 --> 00:13:13,299
No, not on my steak, next to it.
What about peppercorn sauce?
261
00:13:13,339 --> 00:13:15,539
Yeah, I will, and mayo.
Really?
262
00:13:15,579 --> 00:13:17,139
Nah, a little bit of mayo
just there, just...
263
00:13:17,179 --> 00:13:21,099
Mmm. Garlic bread. Put in the oven.
You know what I mean?
264
00:13:21,139 --> 00:13:22,379
What about a garlic mayo?
Yeah.
265
00:13:22,419 --> 00:13:23,379
Yeah.
Do you like cheese?
266
00:13:23,419 --> 00:13:25,019
Do you like alioli?
It's dangerous, though.
267
00:13:25,059 --> 00:13:26,459
Mm-hm, it is.
It's not, it's great.
268
00:13:26,499 --> 00:13:27,579
It's so good.
269
00:13:27,619 --> 00:13:30,419
This mayo thing. It's crazy.
SHE CHUCKLES
270
00:13:30,459 --> 00:13:31,939
Do you like mayo?
271
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:35,379
Yeah, I do,
but I don't eat it with every meal.
272
00:13:35,419 --> 00:13:37,299
It's not my favourite thing
in the world.
273
00:13:37,339 --> 00:13:38,859
Ronnie puts it all over his, like,
everything.
274
00:13:38,899 --> 00:13:39,979
Do you have it on your roast?
Yeah.
275
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:42,099
That's wild.
I have, like, a dollop.
276
00:13:42,139 --> 00:13:44,139
Not, like...
I don't do it everywhere.
277
00:13:44,179 --> 00:13:45,619
But, yeah, on the roast dinner.
LAUGHTER
278
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:49,059
With the gravy?
Yeah. It's good with gravy.
279
00:13:49,099 --> 00:13:50,899
Is it?
Yeah. The sauces, when they mix...
280
00:13:50,939 --> 00:13:52,219
Eurgh.
No, no, no, no.
281
00:13:52,259 --> 00:13:56,179
No, it's nice. It's nice.
282
00:13:56,219 --> 00:13:57,699
Youse two are a match made in heaven
right now.
283
00:13:57,739 --> 00:13:59,459
Lover.
LAUGHTER
284
00:13:59,499 --> 00:14:03,419
Holy shit, the lover card.
285
00:14:03,459 --> 00:14:07,619
What about, like, bread sauce?
Bread sauce is a bit lumpy, innit?
286
00:14:07,659 --> 00:14:08,739
Love bread sauce.
287
00:14:08,779 --> 00:14:11,499
I mean, I would eat it, but...
Bread sauce? What's bread sauce?
288
00:14:11,539 --> 00:14:14,779
I don't really know.
It's made from bread, I think.
289
00:14:14,819 --> 00:14:16,899
Yeah, I think it's like a sauce
made from bread, but it's so nice.
290
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,299
Oh.
It's so good.
291
00:14:18,339 --> 00:14:19,979
I've never heard of bread sauce. No.
292
00:14:20,019 --> 00:14:22,939
You know some people have,
like, ketchup on a roast?
293
00:14:22,979 --> 00:14:24,779
I think that is, like, wrong.
Yeah. Yeah, that's weird.
294
00:14:24,819 --> 00:14:27,059
But mayonnaise, normal.
295
00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:28,739
I was waiting for Ronnie to say,
like, "Same, I do."
296
00:14:28,779 --> 00:14:33,019
What, you have ketchup?
No, no, babe, no. No.
297
00:14:33,059 --> 00:14:34,299
IAIN: I just need to help Harriett
out with some fashion advice.
298
00:14:39,419 --> 00:14:41,739
out with some fashion advice.
299
00:14:41,779 --> 00:14:44,659
She's always coming to me for help,
bless her.
300
00:14:44,699 --> 00:14:46,459
Do I look like a Christmas cracker?
301
00:14:46,499 --> 00:14:50,259
Come back later to find out
what happened next.
302
00:15:07,868 --> 00:15:10,708
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
303
00:15:10,748 --> 00:15:12,948
If you haven't seen the show before,
it's sexy people
304
00:15:12,988 --> 00:15:15,508
getting themselves
into sticky situations...
305
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,708
Oh, I've glued
all my fingers together.
306
00:15:17,748 --> 00:15:20,188
..receiving texts...
307
00:15:20,228 --> 00:15:24,468
Oh, fucking hell, I got a text!
Are you lying?
308
00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:25,908
Ha-ha! One-nil.
Oh, shut up!
309
00:15:25,948 --> 00:15:28,588
BOYS LAUGH
310
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:31,028
..and using lots
of poultry-related idioms.
311
00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:33,388
Five eggs in the basket, five eggs
with whoever walks through the door.
312
00:15:33,428 --> 00:15:35,068
And I do want to have
ten eggs in the basket,
313
00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:37,348
but I don't want to run myself off.
Do you feel how I feel?
314
00:15:37,388 --> 00:15:40,508
Harriett, I have absolutely no idea
what you're talking about,
315
00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:43,948
so let's just crack on.
316
00:15:46,228 --> 00:15:47,108
Cheers, girls.
Cheers.
317
00:15:47,148 --> 00:15:48,828
Chin-chin, babe.
Chin-chin.
318
00:15:48,868 --> 00:15:54,988
THEY LAUGH
319
00:15:57,948 --> 00:16:00,708
Earlier, Harriett was about to get
some festive fashion advice.
320
00:16:00,748 --> 00:16:06,868
Do I look like a Christmas cracker?
But here's...
321
00:16:07,908 --> 00:16:09,228
No, you look gorgeous.
Let's have a look.
322
00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:11,308
Oh, no, it looks nice.
That's the one I'd pick.
323
00:16:11,348 --> 00:16:13,828
Oh, fucking hell, Harriett.
324
00:16:13,868 --> 00:16:15,908
She's just fell over again.
325
00:16:15,948 --> 00:16:17,988
And she's down again.
Keep these coming, Harriett.
326
00:16:24,268 --> 00:16:26,308
One of the best things about having
a sleepover is sitting around
327
00:16:26,348 --> 00:16:29,468
with your mates talking about
your love lives.
328
00:16:29,508 --> 00:16:31,548
Is it flowing, your conversations?
Yeah, sweet. Everything.
329
00:16:31,588 --> 00:16:34,068
See, me and Grace,
we know each other quite well.
330
00:16:34,108 --> 00:16:37,268
Mm, that's what I'm saying.
It's different. We are just, like...
331
00:16:37,308 --> 00:16:42,388
We are, like, just cuddling and...
kissing and that.
332
00:16:42,428 --> 00:16:43,668
Every time a see you,
you're like that.
333
00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:46,508
THEY LAUGH
334
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:47,748
Mate, I'll tell you now, yeah?
335
00:16:47,788 --> 00:16:52,548
I've never been so PDA with a girl
in my life. What does that mean?
336
00:16:52,588 --> 00:16:56,028
What, as of right now?
Like, all over each other. Oh.
337
00:16:56,068 --> 00:17:01,148
PDA? Mm.
Personal difference society.
338
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,588
Is that what it means?
Society.
339
00:17:02,628 --> 00:17:06,668
Don't know. P, per...
Do you know what it is? Personal...
340
00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:07,948
Maybe it means, like...
341
00:17:07,988 --> 00:17:09,548
Preference.
Persistence?
342
00:17:09,588 --> 00:17:12,548
Persistence. Sounds about right. D.
343
00:17:12,588 --> 00:17:15,308
Affection disorder
or something like that.
344
00:17:15,348 --> 00:17:17,388
Perfection disorder.
Affection.
345
00:17:17,428 --> 00:17:19,668
Affection? Oh, yeah.
Public affection disorder. PDA.
346
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:23,588
Perfection at...
347
00:17:23,628 --> 00:17:25,308
Public disorder affection
or something like that.
348
00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:26,868
Public disorder, that's bad, innit?
349
00:17:26,908 --> 00:17:30,388
LAUGHS
PDA.
350
00:17:30,428 --> 00:17:33,668
I think public disorder affection
is when you throw things
351
00:17:33,708 --> 00:17:37,428
at each other in a nightclub,
and then you go home together.
352
00:17:43,988 --> 00:17:45,948
Welcome to
the Great Love Island Bake Off.
353
00:17:45,988 --> 00:17:47,628
This week, Harriett has been tasked
with creating
354
00:17:47,668 --> 00:17:52,748
a perfect midnight snack,
and she's chosen toast.
355
00:17:52,788 --> 00:17:57,708
Step one, locate key ingredient,
which for toast is bread.
356
00:17:57,748 --> 00:18:00,108
Where is the bread gone?
It's there.
357
00:18:00,148 --> 00:18:05,868
Step two,
lower the bread into the toaster.
358
00:18:05,908 --> 00:18:11,988
Lower the bread into the toaster.
359
00:18:12,028 --> 00:18:16,908
Lower the bread into the toaster.
Why is it not working?
360
00:18:16,948 --> 00:18:21,588
I can see why Gordon Ramsay
swears so much.
361
00:18:21,628 --> 00:18:23,268
Step three, take a break
from battling the toaster
362
00:18:23,308 --> 00:18:27,788
and get yourself a knife.
363
00:18:27,828 --> 00:18:31,548
The other drawer.
364
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:34,268
The other other drawer.
365
00:18:37,108 --> 00:18:39,588
There we go.
366
00:18:39,628 --> 00:18:40,828
Step four, get a plate.
367
00:18:40,868 --> 00:18:47,228
RUMMAGING AROUND
368
00:18:47,268 --> 00:18:57,188
Ah, what?! Take your time, Harriett,
you can't rush perfection.
369
00:18:57,228 --> 00:18:58,588
Step five, give up
on getting a plate
370
00:18:58,628 --> 00:19:01,148
and go back to battling
the toaster,
371
00:19:01,188 --> 00:19:07,548
certain that this time,
you'll crack it.
372
00:19:07,588 --> 00:19:11,348
Step six, get someone else
to help you with the damn toaster.
373
00:19:11,388 --> 00:19:13,428
Can you help me?
Why can't I work the toaster?
374
00:19:13,468 --> 00:19:15,948
What?
Can you help?
375
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,828
Oh, wait, I think it's worked.
376
00:19:17,868 --> 00:19:20,428
Only to realise
you'd already figured it out.
377
00:19:20,468 --> 00:19:23,028
Step seven, take this time
for some quiet introspection
378
00:19:23,068 --> 00:19:28,348
that slowly slips
into a 5am existential crisis.
379
00:19:28,388 --> 00:19:30,428
Question the life choices that have
led you to a Spanish villa,
380
00:19:30,468 --> 00:19:31,708
remembering that embarrassing time
381
00:19:31,748 --> 00:19:34,348
you called your teacher "mum"
in Year 7.
382
00:19:34,388 --> 00:19:35,708
Step eight,
go back to battling the toaster
383
00:19:35,748 --> 00:19:39,668
that you're now beginning to think
has been damaged by producers.
384
00:19:39,708 --> 00:19:43,108
Step nine, grab your butter
of choice. What is it again?
385
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:44,668
I can't believe it's not...?
I can't believe...?
386
00:19:44,708 --> 00:19:47,028
I don't know if it's butter or not.
387
00:19:47,068 --> 00:19:48,228
Oh, yeah, that's the one.
What?
388
00:19:48,268 --> 00:19:52,228
Success - in only nine easy steps,
389
00:19:52,268 --> 00:19:55,388
Harriett has successfully
made toast.
390
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,788
Bloody hell, we've got Joey
making souffle next week.
391
00:19:57,828 --> 00:20:00,868
We'll be here all night.
392
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:06,868
Things have been pretty hot
and heavy in the villa recently,
393
00:20:06,908 --> 00:20:08,868
so here's an unseen clip
of some of the Islanders
394
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,748
cooling off
with the classic inflatables race.
395
00:20:11,788 --> 00:20:15,788
Three, two, one...
Go!
396
00:20:15,828 --> 00:20:19,908
LAUGHTER,
SHE SHRIEKS
397
00:20:19,948 --> 00:20:23,948
I'm coming!
398
00:20:23,988 --> 00:20:28,428
Oh, Samantha!
399
00:20:32,188 --> 00:20:36,588
Tag me! Tag me!
Go!
400
00:20:36,628 --> 00:20:39,948
LAUGHTER
401
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:43,868
CIARAN SHOUTS
Hey, Samantha. Samantha, look at me!
402
00:20:43,908 --> 00:20:48,988
Go on, Sean. Go on, Sean!
Oh, he's flying. He's flying.
403
00:20:49,028 --> 00:20:54,228
He's flying!
That's cheating! That is cheating!
404
00:20:54,268 --> 00:20:58,268
No, no, no. Hey, VAR that!
405
00:20:58,308 --> 00:21:02,188
Samantha hasn't even finished her
race and Sean's already started.
406
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:04,948
Bang out of order. Send it upstairs.
407
00:21:04,988 --> 00:21:08,308
VAR!
408
00:21:08,348 --> 00:21:11,308
Well, we take accusations very
seriously here at Unseen Bits HQ,
409
00:21:11,348 --> 00:21:15,588
so let's check the tapes.
410
00:21:15,628 --> 00:21:17,508
OK, here's Ronnie
executing a classic manoeuvre.
411
00:21:17,548 --> 00:21:20,068
Perfect form here.
And off goes Ciaran.
412
00:21:20,108 --> 00:21:23,788
His form is not so polished,
I must say.
413
00:21:23,828 --> 00:21:25,988
Now, as you can see,
Samantha is located here,
414
00:21:26,028 --> 00:21:28,908
and Sean is located there.
415
00:21:28,948 --> 00:21:31,148
In the official
Olympic inflatable racing rules,
416
00:21:31,188 --> 00:21:32,788
section three clause seven
clearly states
417
00:21:32,828 --> 00:21:36,068
that Sean cannot set off until
he has been tagged by Samantha.
418
00:21:36,108 --> 00:21:38,988
And there he goes,
poor sportsmanship there.
419
00:21:39,028 --> 00:21:42,028
I want a rematch.
I'm calling Sean out.
420
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,388
Fair enough, Ciaran, let's go again.
421
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,908
Oi, do you want me to say,
"On your marks, get set, go"?
422
00:21:46,948 --> 00:21:48,668
Go!
423
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:51,428
Oi, no, no, no.
Go on, then.
424
00:21:51,468 --> 00:21:54,948
Go on, Sean!
Go on, Seany boy!
425
00:21:54,988 --> 00:21:58,628
Go on, Sean! Come on.
LAUGHTER
426
00:21:58,668 --> 00:22:00,188
Yes, Sean. Go, Sean!
Sean is blitzing it.
427
00:22:00,228 --> 00:22:03,548
He's cleared it. Go on, Sean.
428
00:22:03,588 --> 00:22:07,028
Easy!
Breezy. Breeze, breeze!
429
00:22:07,068 --> 00:22:11,068
Oh, my, Sean is sick at that, bro.
CHEERING
430
00:22:11,108 --> 00:22:16,228
Who's gonna get third place?
LAUGHTER
431
00:22:20,068 --> 00:22:22,948
Second place, Ciaran.
Come on.
432
00:22:22,988 --> 00:22:27,108
Watch the hair.
HE LAUGHS
433
00:22:27,148 --> 00:22:28,668
That was fast.
434
00:22:28,708 --> 00:22:32,268
The mood suddenly switched
from party in the pool
435
00:22:32,308 --> 00:22:35,268
to wet Sunday afternoon
in Pontypool.
436
00:22:40,428 --> 00:22:42,108
Charles Darwin's theory
of survival of the fittest
437
00:22:42,148 --> 00:22:45,548
has been the bedrock of science
for 150 years.
438
00:22:45,588 --> 00:22:46,668
Until this unseen bit came along
439
00:22:46,708 --> 00:22:50,948
and blew his entire theory of
natural selection out of the water.
440
00:22:50,988 --> 00:22:52,948
You get a dock leaf, and then
you rub it. You rub it, yeah.
441
00:22:52,988 --> 00:22:54,468
Then why are the stinging nettle
here? Mm.
442
00:22:54,508 --> 00:22:56,268
Why am I getting stung
and then having to recover that?
443
00:22:56,308 --> 00:22:58,788
Doesn't make sense, does it?
Why are stinging nettles on earth?
444
00:22:58,828 --> 00:23:00,628
Why?
Is it because of tea? Tea?
445
00:23:00,668 --> 00:23:03,388
Well, there's nettle tea,
isn't there?
446
00:23:03,428 --> 00:23:06,228
Apparently drinking stinging nettle
tea is, like, proper good for you.
447
00:23:06,268 --> 00:23:09,428
Is it? With the nettles inside?
With the nettles inside.
448
00:23:09,468 --> 00:23:11,588
I mean, I personally would never
drink it.
449
00:23:11,628 --> 00:23:13,788
Are you biting on the nettles, like,
is what I'm trying to find out.
450
00:23:13,828 --> 00:23:15,508
What?
Like, as you drink it, are you...
451
00:23:15,548 --> 00:23:17,668
No, I don't think you put
the nettles in your mouth.
452
00:23:17,708 --> 00:23:21,228
What, you leave that, just put it
in there like that? Yeah, you...
453
00:23:21,268 --> 00:23:24,148
What's it called?
"Smither" it? I dunno.
454
00:23:24,188 --> 00:23:25,988
What's it called when you
like put something in something
455
00:23:26,028 --> 00:23:28,148
and let it just what it's gotta do?
456
00:23:28,188 --> 00:23:29,348
What, you stir it
and then let it sit.
457
00:23:29,388 --> 00:23:32,268
Stir it, let it do
what it's doing. Yeah.
458
00:23:32,308 --> 00:23:34,948
And then you just drink it, and
apparently it's really good for you.
459
00:23:34,988 --> 00:23:37,308
What I'm saying is...
Stinging nettle tea?
460
00:23:37,348 --> 00:23:39,868
..a dock leaf is on this
earth in case you get stung,
461
00:23:39,908 --> 00:23:41,028
but then why am I getting stung?
462
00:23:41,068 --> 00:23:44,148
Because plants grow,
and that's the plant that has grown,
463
00:23:44,188 --> 00:23:46,628
stinging nettle.
464
00:23:46,668 --> 00:23:51,108
LAUGHTER
Yeah, but why?
465
00:23:51,148 --> 00:23:53,508
Like, there's no reason for it
to be here. I don't think so.
466
00:23:53,548 --> 00:23:58,188
What you meant to do about that,
that's what I'm trying to say?
467
00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:00,908
Nature, innit?
I ain't got no...
468
00:24:00,948 --> 00:24:04,428
I can't do anything about it. So...
It is what it is, innit?
469
00:24:04,468 --> 00:24:09,188
IAIN: Tune in next week when Joey
asks the question "why wasps?"
470
00:24:15,508 --> 00:24:18,228
OK, boys, ever wondered what sort
of deep and meaningful stuff
471
00:24:18,268 --> 00:24:23,468
girls talk about when they're on
their own? Well, wonder no more.
472
00:24:23,508 --> 00:24:24,988
If you were any animal,
what would you be,
473
00:24:25,028 --> 00:24:28,548
and also do an impersonation.
Oh, my God, it's like my dream.
474
00:24:28,588 --> 00:24:30,548
Oh, my God. This crazy girl.
All right, babes, hit the stage.
475
00:24:30,588 --> 00:24:33,708
I would be a flamingo,
so I could be like...
476
00:24:33,748 --> 00:24:36,788
IMITATES FLAMINGO
477
00:24:36,828 --> 00:24:41,548
Why? Does it make that noise?
I've never heard that noise.
478
00:24:41,588 --> 00:24:46,108
Mimii is in disbelief. No, but it
makes sense. You're wearing pink.
479
00:24:46,148 --> 00:24:48,788
Yeah. You're already in costume,
babes. Pink is my thing.
480
00:24:48,828 --> 00:24:51,228
I think I'm quite good
at these animal impressions.
481
00:24:51,268 --> 00:24:54,988
You are.
I don't know what I'd want to be.
482
00:24:55,028 --> 00:24:58,708
I think I'd want to be a lioness
or some sort of big cat.
483
00:24:58,748 --> 00:25:01,908
Snow leopard, they're cute.
Snow leopards are well cute.
484
00:25:01,948 --> 00:25:03,348
What do they make?
485
00:25:03,388 --> 00:25:08,068
THEY IMITATE
A SNOW LEOPARD
486
00:25:08,108 --> 00:25:09,628
That's what Joey's going
to do to you tonight.
487
00:25:09,668 --> 00:25:12,868
What's another one?
Dolphin.
488
00:25:12,908 --> 00:25:14,588
ALL IMITATE
A DOLPHIN
489
00:25:14,628 --> 00:25:17,628
You know that noise.
IMITATES DOLPHIN
490
00:25:17,668 --> 00:25:18,868
Yeah, yeah, babe. Yeah.
491
00:25:18,908 --> 00:25:26,228
What else? What else? I like
giraffes too, but I don't know...
492
00:25:26,268 --> 00:25:28,628
They don't make noise, do they?
They just eat leaves. Bless them.
493
00:25:28,668 --> 00:25:30,268
They've got really long tongues,
haven't they?
494
00:25:30,308 --> 00:25:33,108
Their black, their tongues. Yeah.
Why are they black for? What spits?
495
00:25:33,148 --> 00:25:36,468
There's something that spits.
Is it an alpaca?
496
00:25:36,508 --> 00:25:37,948
Camel. What, camel?
Camel.I love alpacas.
497
00:25:37,988 --> 00:25:41,108
What the hell?
Really? Yeah.
498
00:25:41,148 --> 00:25:44,388
We have them near me. Like,
they're in a field. Alpacas? Mm.
499
00:25:44,428 --> 00:25:45,668
I like little sheep,
like little lambs.
500
00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:48,348
Little lambs,
I think they're so cute. Like...
501
00:25:48,388 --> 00:25:49,348
BLEATS
Yeah, they are so cute.
502
00:25:49,388 --> 00:25:53,668
What animals don't you like?
Animals do I like? DON'T you like.
503
00:25:53,708 --> 00:25:56,308
Cats. Oh, I am such a cat person.
Yeah, do you have a cat?
504
00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:59,788
Yeah.What is your cat called?
No, I don't like cats.
505
00:25:59,828 --> 00:26:01,068
Aww! My cat's called Milo.
506
00:26:01,108 --> 00:26:03,428
My cat Alfie decided
to piss on my suitcase.
507
00:26:03,468 --> 00:26:06,028
Before I came here, guys.
We need a play date for them.
508
00:26:06,068 --> 00:26:08,948
Literally pissed on it.
Oh, my God, stop!Oh, my God!
509
00:26:08,988 --> 00:26:11,428
We need a play date for all of them.
Yeah.
510
00:26:11,468 --> 00:26:13,308
IAIN: We need to get
Uma's case washed
511
00:26:13,348 --> 00:26:15,948
before Will marks his territory.
512
00:26:15,988 --> 00:26:19,428
before Wil marks his territory.
513
00:26:22,988 --> 00:26:24,948
Here's another clip of Harriett
in the girls' dressing room.
514
00:26:24,988 --> 00:26:31,388
Everyone needs to chill out...
But what happened next?
515
00:26:31,428 --> 00:26:33,348
I think we can all have
a pretty good guess.
516
00:26:33,388 --> 00:26:36,988
Come back after the break to have
your suspicions confirmed.
517
00:53:28,165 --> 00:53:32,645
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
who is the fairest of them all?
518
00:53:32,685 --> 00:53:38,605
IAIN STIRLING: That would be
Love Island: Unseen Bits, Tiffany.
519
00:53:38,645 --> 00:53:42,525
The show where our Islanders
really give it some gas...
520
00:53:42,565 --> 00:53:44,765
SHE BURPS,
THEY LAUGH
521
00:53:44,805 --> 00:53:49,605
THEY LAUGH
522
00:53:49,645 --> 00:53:52,925
Sorry.
Not if I catch you!
523
00:53:52,965 --> 00:53:56,445
SHE BURPS
Slay.
524
00:53:56,485 --> 00:53:59,565
..and spill the real honest truth.
525
00:53:59,605 --> 00:54:01,045
Do you think it looks
all right on me, though?
526
00:54:01,085 --> 00:54:02,485
You look like my nan's carpet.
HE LAUGHS
527
00:54:02,525 --> 00:54:08,405
So take a deep breath...
THEY HUM
528
00:54:08,445 --> 00:54:14,925
..and relax...
529
00:54:14,965 --> 00:54:20,965
{\an8}Fuck. Ah, ah, so hot!
LAUGHTER
530
00:54:21,005 --> 00:54:25,445
..because you're in safe hands here.
531
00:54:25,485 --> 00:54:28,045
SHE GASPS
Fuck!
532
00:54:28,085 --> 00:54:29,965
I don't know what you just done.
No, you're actually joking.
533
00:54:30,005 --> 00:54:31,605
No, Harriett,
for once I'm not actually joking.
534
00:54:31,645 --> 00:54:34,085
We'll even make you whole again.
535
00:54:34,125 --> 00:54:36,925
Wait, what's the blue milk?
Is it whole milk? Fucking bang on.
536
00:54:36,965 --> 00:54:39,165
You like whole milk, yeah?
I don't know.
537
00:54:39,205 --> 00:54:43,645
Whatever milk this is is nice.
Whole milk's class, bro.
538
00:54:43,685 --> 00:54:48,925
Mmm.
539
00:54:48,965 --> 00:54:50,005
{\an8}Before the break,
540
00:54:50,045 --> 00:54:54,885
{\an8}we were with Harriett
for a fairly obvious resolve of...
541
00:54:54,925 --> 00:54:56,325
Everyone needs to chill out.
CBA, mate.
542
00:54:56,365 --> 00:54:58,405
HARRIETT GASPS
Nearly fell over. Uh-oh.
543
00:54:58,445 --> 00:55:01,045
Oh, that was an anti-climax.
I was expecting an epic fall.
544
00:55:01,085 --> 00:55:02,925
Sorry about that.
545
00:55:02,965 --> 00:55:05,445
There's only so much you can do,
do you know what I mean? Yeah. Oh!
546
00:55:05,485 --> 00:55:07,325
Oh, my God, not again, girl.
Not again.
547
00:55:07,365 --> 00:55:09,805
Ah, that's better.
Balance is restored.
548
00:55:17,405 --> 00:55:19,845
Everything is beautiful and melodic
this morning in the villa.
549
00:55:19,885 --> 00:55:20,885
And as we all know,
550
00:55:20,925 --> 00:55:23,685
Joey has the Midas touch
when it comes to showbiz -
551
00:55:23,725 --> 00:55:29,085
the man has does it all.
552
00:55:29,125 --> 00:55:30,165
the man does it all.
553
00:55:30,205 --> 00:55:32,165
The only thing he never manages
to crack is the music business.
554
00:55:32,205 --> 00:55:33,205
Well, here's his audition.
555
00:55:33,245 --> 00:55:35,645
# Grace... #
JOEY LAUGHS
556
00:55:35,685 --> 00:55:37,485
So, the song's
gonna be called Grace.
557
00:55:37,525 --> 00:55:41,205
# All I want to do
Is give you a kiss
558
00:55:41,245 --> 00:55:45,245
# All I wanna do
is be really happy. #
559
00:55:45,285 --> 00:55:47,485
Is be really happy. #
560
00:55:47,525 --> 00:55:49,845
# Saving Grace. #
561
00:55:49,885 --> 00:55:52,485
# Gr... #
HE LAUGHS
562
00:55:52,525 --> 00:55:55,165
You are bonkers. It's true, though,
innit? It's the truth.
563
00:55:55,205 --> 00:55:56,765
It's the truth.
It's the truth.
564
00:55:56,805 --> 00:55:58,525
It's Joey's truth.
565
00:55:58,565 --> 00:56:00,405
Maybe that is what the song
could be called - Joey's Truth.
566
00:56:00,445 --> 00:56:03,765
It's called Joey's Truth, this song,
ready?
567
00:56:03,805 --> 00:56:08,965
# Grace... #
CIARAN SNORTS
568
00:56:09,005 --> 00:56:13,405
# All I want to do
Is give you a kiss
569
00:56:13,445 --> 00:56:17,405
# But I just wanna be
Really happy. #
570
00:56:17,445 --> 00:56:22,605
Oh, shit.
JOEY WHISTLES
571
00:56:28,165 --> 00:56:31,205
SEAN LAUGHS
Oh, my God, that was so bad timing.
572
00:56:31,245 --> 00:56:34,525
Fuck. Shit.
Oh, my God.
573
00:56:34,565 --> 00:56:38,605
No more singing. Come on.
No more... Ah.
574
00:56:38,645 --> 00:56:45,845
That was mad.
THEY LAUGH
575
00:56:45,885 --> 00:56:50,405
What are you laughing at?
You can't fucking make it up.
576
00:56:50,445 --> 00:56:52,285
Is it too late for Joey to get
a spot on the bill supporting
577
00:56:52,325 --> 00:56:55,565
Taylor Swift?
578
00:56:59,765 --> 00:57:01,805
And now we have Harriett's attempt
at breaking the world record
579
00:57:01,845 --> 00:57:04,605
for the most words spoken
in a minute.
580
00:57:04,645 --> 00:57:05,885
But all I'm saying is
I've said my piece.
581
00:57:05,925 --> 00:57:07,445
I feel like I've handled
that situation so well.
582
00:57:07,485 --> 00:57:09,165
I've come at it in a sense of,
like, I give him advice.
583
00:57:09,205 --> 00:57:11,885
I said, "You need to think
before you speak.
584
00:57:11,925 --> 00:57:13,685
"Your actions have consequences
and you're upsetting
585
00:57:13,725 --> 00:57:14,725
"other people in the villa."
586
00:57:14,765 --> 00:57:16,645
And I meant that in the sense
of what he was doing with you,
587
00:57:16,685 --> 00:57:19,325
what he was doing with me, so
I've taken, like, an actual, like,
588
00:57:19,365 --> 00:57:21,685
"You need to have a serious
long think about it, Ronnie.
589
00:57:21,725 --> 00:57:24,485
"Whatever you do, whatever,
it doesn't matter."
590
00:57:24,525 --> 00:57:26,845
Like, but, like,
do you know what I mean?
591
00:57:26,885 --> 00:57:28,685
So, you know, time will tell.
Mm.
592
00:57:28,725 --> 00:57:29,965
When that situation's a bit awkward,
593
00:57:30,005 --> 00:57:31,605
you have to be cautious
about how other people...
594
00:57:31,645 --> 00:57:34,805
THEY SCREAM
Oh, my God. What, what?
595
00:57:34,845 --> 00:57:38,845
What was it?
596
00:57:38,885 --> 00:57:44,445
{\an8}Oh, thank God, saved by the bee.
It's...
597
00:57:44,485 --> 00:57:47,965
What I'm saying is... Ah, fuck!
SHE SCREAMS
598
00:57:48,005 --> 00:57:56,325
SHE SHRIEKS
No, you're joking! Get away from me!
599
00:57:56,365 --> 00:57:59,685
Don't pick it up. It's got family,
Sean. Don't kill it.
600
00:57:59,725 --> 00:58:02,765
SHE SHRIEKS
601
00:58:02,805 --> 00:58:04,925
Mm, I feel like it's gonna be a good
day. It's gonna be a good day.
602
00:58:04,965 --> 00:58:06,845
Just at your...
SHE SHRIEKS
603
00:58:06,885 --> 00:58:13,085
Oh, my God! Why does it buzz so bad?
Oh, my God, fuck off!
604
00:58:13,125 --> 00:58:17,205
What is that? Mate, I swear it's
gone down my shorts, bruv.
605
00:58:17,245 --> 00:58:21,365
Oh, it did! Did you see that? What?
I had a grasshopper down up here.
606
00:58:21,405 --> 00:58:25,565
Oi! No, you have got a bug on your
bed, Joey. Right now. Right now.
607
00:58:25,605 --> 00:58:28,845
SHE SCREAMS
608
00:58:29,125 --> 00:58:30,925
LAUGHTER, CLAPPING,
609
00:58:30,965 --> 00:58:31,125
LAUGHTER,
610
00:58:31,165 --> 00:58:32,805
SCREAMING
611
00:58:32,845 --> 00:58:33,925
SHE SHRIEKS
612
00:58:33,965 --> 00:58:34,885
Your bed!
LAUGHTER
613
00:58:34,925 --> 00:58:37,725
Joey! Joey! She was all...
614
00:58:37,765 --> 00:58:38,725
IAIN:
615
00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:40,805
That bug is the only thing
616
00:58:40,845 --> 00:58:43,965
Ronnie hasn't shared a bed
with this series.
617
00:58:51,285 --> 00:58:53,285
As we all know, breakfast is
the most important meal of the day,
618
00:58:53,325 --> 00:58:55,485
but how do you like your eggs
in the morning?
619
00:58:55,525 --> 00:58:59,725
# How do you like your eggs
in the morning?
620
00:58:59,765 --> 00:59:02,365
# I like mine with a kiss... #
621
00:59:02,405 --> 00:59:06,565
I like mine with some cracking
wordplay. "Shell" we begin?
622
00:59:06,605 --> 00:59:09,485
I just feel like we get each other.
We do, babe. You know what I mean?
623
00:59:09,525 --> 00:59:11,765
You're the one that brings
a little... out of me.
624
00:59:11,805 --> 00:59:13,525
You're the salt to my pepper.
Oh, my God!
625
00:59:13,565 --> 00:59:15,485
The peanut to my butter.
626
00:59:15,525 --> 00:59:19,165
The marsh to my mallow.
Oh, my God! The "bac-" to my "-on"!
627
00:59:19,205 --> 00:59:21,925
The orange to my juice.
You're coming with the good ones,
628
00:59:21,965 --> 00:59:23,645
and I'm here with
the "bac-" to my "-on."
629
00:59:23,685 --> 00:59:29,965
Bacon to my eggs.
Oi, the baked to my beans. Oi!
630
00:59:30,005 --> 00:59:32,005
Oh, my God, we do make baked beans
together. Yeah, we do, babe.
631
00:59:32,045 --> 00:59:38,405
Let's do a vlog.
Guys, welcome to the vlog.
632
00:59:38,445 --> 00:59:39,965
We out here...
AMERICAN ACCENT:We just out here
633
00:59:40,005 --> 00:59:43,885
cooking breakfast and everything.
Mm, mm, mm! Mm, mm, mm!
634
00:59:43,925 --> 00:59:47,285
Uma's on the bacon and egg.
Yeah, you know. You know.
635
00:59:47,325 --> 00:59:48,605
You know how it be.
Show as the fit, babe.
636
00:59:48,645 --> 00:59:57,365
So, today I'm wearing this
cheeky little denim number.
637
00:59:57,405 --> 00:59:59,245
My hair was actually out.
Whoo! Are we doing a little vlog?
638
00:59:59,285 --> 01:00:00,605
We're doing a vlog.
We've got Jessie cakes.
639
01:00:00,645 --> 01:00:01,605
Jessie peach.
I'm still here.
640
01:00:01,645 --> 01:00:03,525
Tells a bit about it, babe.
I'm still here. I'm thriving.
641
01:00:03,565 --> 01:00:06,005
What time to be alive, isn't it?
Yeah!
642
01:00:06,045 --> 01:00:08,725
We've got Kiki. What about me?
We're doing a blog, babe. Kiki.
643
01:00:08,765 --> 01:00:11,045
AMERICAN ACCENT: Hey, guys,
welcome back to my vlog.
644
01:00:11,085 --> 01:00:16,205
So, today where here in my crib, so
let's go have a look.Oh, my gosh.
645
01:00:16,245 --> 01:00:18,165
So, today here in my crib, so
646
01:00:18,205 --> 01:00:21,925
That was energy I didn't expect. Oh,
my God, it's still recording. OK.
647
01:00:21,965 --> 01:00:24,045
IAIN: I think KSI
and the rest of the Sidemen
648
01:00:24,085 --> 01:00:26,725
have nothing to worry about.
649
01:00:31,765 --> 01:00:33,525
Here's an unseen clip that shows
our sweet talker Sean
650
01:00:33,565 --> 01:00:43,565
is not as mellow as we think.
I fucking hate marshmallows.
651
01:00:43,885 --> 01:00:43,965
What is
652
01:00:44,005 --> 01:00:44,845
What is that?
653
01:00:44,885 --> 01:00:45,005
What is that?
654
01:00:45,045 --> 01:00:45,125
What is that? F
655
01:00:45,165 --> 01:00:45,285
What is that?
656
01:00:45,325 --> 01:00:45,405
What is that? Fl
657
01:00:45,445 --> 01:00:45,525
What is that?
658
01:00:45,565 --> 01:00:45,645
What is that? Flu
659
01:00:45,685 --> 01:00:45,765
What is that?
660
01:00:45,805 --> 01:00:45,885
What is that?
661
01:00:45,925 --> 01:00:46,005
What is that? Flump
662
01:00:46,045 --> 01:00:46,125
What is that?
663
01:00:46,165 --> 01:00:46,245
What is that? Flumps
664
01:00:46,285 --> 01:00:46,365
What is that?
665
01:00:46,405 --> 01:00:46,485
What is that? Flumps?
666
01:00:46,525 --> 01:00:46,685
What is that? Flumps?
667
01:00:46,725 --> 01:00:47,605
Flaps? What is that, marshmallow?
668
01:00:47,645 --> 01:00:48,925
Yeah. What would you say,
what sweet am I?
669
01:00:48,965 --> 01:00:50,285
Crikey, where do I start
with you? LAUGHTER
670
01:00:50,325 --> 01:00:53,725
Go on, tell me. It's got to be...
It's got to be something...
671
01:00:53,765 --> 01:00:58,005
I dunno, you tell me. Yeah, you
can't say it, that's cheating.
672
01:00:58,045 --> 01:01:00,165
Go on. Go on.
Hang on, hang on, let me...
673
01:01:00,205 --> 01:01:02,565
Let me eat sweets whilst I ponder.
Let him have a little think.
674
01:01:02,605 --> 01:01:08,805
Let him eat some sweets
and get into his sweet mind.
675
01:01:10,285 --> 01:01:13,005
Sean, you took too long,
we've run out of time.
676
01:01:13,045 --> 01:01:14,364
Come back after the break
to guess the answer.
677
01:01:27,844 --> 01:01:29,324
IAIN STIRLING:
Welcome back to the final part
678
01:01:29,364 --> 01:01:30,324
of Love Island: Unseen Bits.
679
01:01:30,364 --> 01:01:33,044
HE LAUGHS
680
01:01:33,084 --> 01:01:34,564
Raise the alarm...
681
01:01:34,604 --> 01:01:36,204
They're, like...
SHE IMITATES DOLPHIN
682
01:01:36,244 --> 01:01:40,124
..because we're gonna take you
on a trip of a lifetime.
683
01:01:40,164 --> 01:01:41,204
NICOLE:Go on a night out and...
684
01:01:41,244 --> 01:01:43,004
THEY LAUGH
685
01:01:43,044 --> 01:01:46,124
We've got clips that will tantalise
all your senses...
686
01:01:46,164 --> 01:01:48,484
I like it when they smell like...
when a guy smells quite sweet.
687
01:01:48,524 --> 01:01:51,364
Do you? Yeah. Like,
I can't explain it, but, like...
688
01:01:51,404 --> 01:01:53,484
It's giving ants.
It's giving what?
689
01:01:53,524 --> 01:01:55,564
It's also giving strength.
690
01:01:55,604 --> 01:01:56,924
Go.
50, 50.
691
01:01:56,964 --> 01:01:59,364
No way.
52.
692
01:01:59,404 --> 01:02:00,524
Do you reckon he could do two of us?
693
01:02:00,564 --> 01:02:02,524
It's giving positive affirmations.
694
01:02:02,564 --> 01:02:05,124
Oh, guys, I need a husband
to walk through the door.
695
01:02:05,164 --> 01:02:07,964
It's giving endless amounts
of talent.
696
01:02:10,404 --> 01:02:15,924
Game over. But most importantly,
it's giving love.
697
01:02:24,164 --> 01:02:25,524
Before the break,
our very own Willy Wonka
698
01:02:25,564 --> 01:02:28,604
was guessing what type of sweet
Joey would be. Gobstopper?
699
01:02:28,644 --> 01:02:34,444
Fizzy sherbet twirly whirly bonbon?
Well, here's the answer.
700
01:02:34,484 --> 01:02:36,364
No, go on, tell me, tell me.
What do you reckon? I reckon...
701
01:02:36,404 --> 01:02:42,804
Or a jelly-filled turtle.
A jelly-filled turtle?
702
01:02:42,844 --> 01:02:44,684
Yeah, they're quite cool,
to be fair. Sick. I like that.
703
01:02:44,724 --> 01:02:47,324
A turtle?
A jelly-filled turtle.
704
01:02:47,364 --> 01:02:48,684
I could see you as a turtle.
Do you reckon?
705
01:02:48,724 --> 01:02:51,004
He is definitely not a Smartie.
706
01:03:00,124 --> 01:03:02,644
This week saw Ayo and Mimii head out
on their first date together,
707
01:03:02,684 --> 01:03:03,884
and nothing says "romantic date"
708
01:03:03,924 --> 01:03:06,444
more than setting sail
in a luxury yacht.
709
01:03:06,484 --> 01:03:08,884
Unfortunately,
the date team booked last minute,
710
01:03:08,924 --> 01:03:13,084
and this was the only boat left.
711
01:03:13,124 --> 01:03:18,924
Let's get this going.
ENGINE STARTS
712
01:03:18,964 --> 01:03:25,524
SHE LAUGHS
713
01:03:27,844 --> 01:03:31,364
Look at your concentration face.
SHE GIGGLES
714
01:03:31,404 --> 01:03:32,724
Got to make sure,
you know what I'm saying?
715
01:03:32,764 --> 01:03:35,364
I know myself, trust me.
Get too excited.
716
01:03:35,404 --> 01:03:38,204
Is it hard? Is it easy?
It's nothing new.
717
01:03:38,244 --> 01:03:41,324
HE LAUGHS
Mm-hm. Nah, yeah, this is...
718
01:03:41,364 --> 01:03:45,324
This is sick, yeah. First time
for everything. Can't go wrong.
719
01:03:45,364 --> 01:03:48,324
Have you been on something
like this? No, nothing like this.
720
01:03:48,364 --> 01:03:53,204
This is my first time.
So you've set the bar now.
721
01:03:53,244 --> 01:03:55,724
This is a great start, though.
Mm-hm.
722
01:03:55,764 --> 01:04:00,084
Well, this is our yacht, though.
After all.
723
01:04:00,124 --> 01:04:04,844
Cabin number four, your time is up.
724
01:04:04,884 --> 01:04:05,884
Number four, your time is up.
725
01:04:10,204 --> 01:04:12,284
There's so many types of walk
in the Love Island villa,
726
01:04:12,324 --> 01:04:15,164
and the boys are starting to decode
each one.
727
01:04:15,204 --> 01:04:16,404
Here's trouble.
What?
728
01:04:16,444 --> 01:04:18,724
Oh, here she comes...
Here's trouble. ..with a strut.
729
01:04:18,764 --> 01:04:22,004
I feel like your strut has got
a little bit unstrut-y.
730
01:04:22,044 --> 01:04:23,684
Yeah, it's because
I haven't been strutting yet.
731
01:04:23,724 --> 01:04:24,764
You've started unstrutting.
732
01:04:24,804 --> 01:04:26,724
Yeah, because I've had a day off
of strutting. Really?
733
01:04:26,764 --> 01:04:29,004
Yeah.
So is the strut, like, forced? No.
734
01:04:29,044 --> 01:04:30,804
Is it like you're walking somewhere,
you go like this?
735
01:04:30,844 --> 01:04:32,844
And then sometimes you think,
736
01:04:32,884 --> 01:04:34,124
"D'you know what?
I'm gonna leave it today."
737
01:04:34,164 --> 01:04:35,204
You're like this.
738
01:04:35,244 --> 01:04:39,284
Some footsteps make the Islanders
feel safe.
739
01:04:39,324 --> 01:04:41,004
Where is she going now?
She's catwalking somewhere.
740
01:04:41,044 --> 01:04:44,084
Actually, that's a lot more
of a relaxed walk today. Yeah.
741
01:04:44,124 --> 01:04:48,244
Some make the Islanders
feel confused.
742
01:04:48,284 --> 01:04:54,764
They all walk the same as well.
Innit? You don't know who's who.
743
01:04:54,804 --> 01:04:56,084
But some fill the Islanders
with dread.
744
01:04:56,124 --> 01:05:00,644
FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING
I don't like that noise.
745
01:05:00,684 --> 01:05:04,404
It is the sound of... a bombshell.
746
01:05:04,444 --> 01:05:14,444
JAWS THEME PLAYS
747
01:05:19,284 --> 01:05:20,764
Oh, calm down, Islanders,
it's not that scary,
748
01:05:20,804 --> 01:05:23,324
it's just Matilda and Konnor.
749
01:05:23,364 --> 01:05:24,364
They're not here to eat you,
750
01:05:24,404 --> 01:05:27,924
they're here to eat
your delicious cooking.
751
01:05:27,964 --> 01:05:30,164
They chose Grace and Omar
to prepare starters.
752
01:05:30,204 --> 01:05:32,284
Wil and Mimii handle desserts.
753
01:05:32,324 --> 01:05:35,484
And Nicole and Sean did their best
with the mains.
754
01:05:35,524 --> 01:05:37,684
And lucky for them,
the local el Iceland was still open
755
01:05:37,724 --> 01:05:40,404
and had a great offer
on oven chips,
756
01:05:40,444 --> 01:05:44,844
which are notoriously hard to cook.
Well, they're not.
757
01:05:44,884 --> 01:05:46,404
Oh, my gosh,
we're meant to be cooking it on 120.
758
01:05:46,444 --> 01:05:48,004
No, this is a speedy cook.
THEY LAUGH
759
01:05:48,044 --> 01:05:50,524
Speedy cook.
I'm speedy.
760
01:05:50,564 --> 01:05:51,924
It needs to go on the top.
It needs to go on the top.
761
01:05:51,964 --> 01:05:53,684
No, not the top, it will burn, babe.
762
01:05:53,724 --> 01:05:55,404
Yeah, but we're not gonna have
long enough to cook it.
763
01:05:55,444 --> 01:05:57,404
Nah, I think it'll burn.
We'll whack it on max.
764
01:05:57,444 --> 01:05:59,004
Put it on 250.
Max, max.
765
01:05:59,044 --> 01:06:00,444
Oh, don't put it on 250, guys.
766
01:06:00,484 --> 01:06:02,484
For me, I'm just trying to...
I feel like I am just trying to find
767
01:06:02,524 --> 01:06:05,164
my best connection in here.
Could have found it.
768
01:06:05,204 --> 01:06:08,564
Already. Here. Maybe.
SHE GIGGLES
769
01:06:08,604 --> 01:06:10,644
Oh, my gosh,
it's four to six minutes.
770
01:06:10,684 --> 01:06:13,764
This cooks on 175.
Sean, turn it down!
771
01:06:13,804 --> 01:06:15,764
I'd love to have,
like, the family... Uh-huh.
772
01:06:15,804 --> 01:06:17,644
Like, have kids. Like, I'd like
two or three kids. Mm-hm.
773
01:06:17,684 --> 01:06:20,684
Our chips are raw.
Can we get some cooked chips?
774
01:06:20,724 --> 01:06:22,964
Put it on top. Put it on top, Sean.
775
01:06:23,004 --> 01:06:24,764
Cheers to you.
Oh, it's so lovely to meet you.
776
01:06:24,804 --> 01:06:26,484
I've had such a good time.
Yeah.
777
01:06:26,524 --> 01:06:28,404
You need to turn this down.
It's burning.
778
01:06:28,444 --> 01:06:32,044
MIMII:You need to turn that way
down, guys.
779
01:06:32,084 --> 01:06:33,124
WIL:I think that's done, mate.
780
01:06:33,164 --> 01:06:34,884
It's burning my eyes.
I think we set the steaks on fire.
781
01:06:34,924 --> 01:06:37,804
Cheers to our little starter date.
Yeah, that's it.
782
01:06:37,844 --> 01:06:39,204
Thank you very much.
783
01:06:39,244 --> 01:06:41,524
TIFFANY:Oh, this just looks so sad.
I told him to...
784
01:06:41,564 --> 01:06:42,644
NICOLE LAUGHS
Oh, my God.
785
01:06:42,684 --> 01:06:46,284
I said turn it down.
786
01:06:46,324 --> 01:06:48,084
A bit undercooked.
787
01:06:48,124 --> 01:06:49,684
WIL:That's soggy, I reckon.
Soggy on the inside.
788
01:06:49,724 --> 01:06:53,964
Steak's a bit hit and miss, but...
It's like a dog's chewed it up.
789
01:06:54,004 --> 01:06:55,124
LAUGHTER
790
01:06:55,164 --> 01:06:57,644
I'm sure you'll survive.
791
01:06:57,684 --> 01:07:00,884
It's fine, we've got chips.
Yeah, exactly. Underdone ones.
792
01:07:00,924 --> 01:07:02,604
I haven't tried these chips yet.
They're not...
793
01:07:02,644 --> 01:07:04,044
I wouldn't say they're cooked.
794
01:07:04,084 --> 01:07:06,564
Undercooked?
I'd say they're undercooked.
795
01:07:06,604 --> 01:07:09,044
Don't spit that out.
796
01:07:09,084 --> 01:07:11,364
Don't spit them out,
whatever you do.
797
01:07:11,404 --> 01:07:12,884
Mmm.
What would you rate them?
798
01:07:12,924 --> 01:07:14,444
The chips or the steak?
Both. No, steak first.
799
01:07:14,484 --> 01:07:17,364
Save best till last.
OK.
800
01:07:17,404 --> 01:07:18,884
Chips, disgusting.
801
01:07:18,924 --> 01:07:19,924
Fam, what were these lot doing?
802
01:07:19,964 --> 01:07:21,724
They've done a madness.
MIMII:Yeah.
803
01:07:21,764 --> 01:07:23,844
They should have done linguine ting.
804
01:07:23,884 --> 01:07:29,044
IAIN: Should have done
a Deliveroo, more like.
805
01:07:33,044 --> 01:07:34,084
So, what a week we've had.
806
01:07:34,124 --> 01:07:35,404
There's so many more new names
to learn.
807
01:07:35,444 --> 01:07:36,884
Five new bombshells have entered
the villa.
808
01:07:36,924 --> 01:07:41,364
There was Grace, Wil, Tiffany,
Matilda and...
809
01:07:41,404 --> 01:07:43,844
Oh, what's his name? I've forgotten.
810
01:07:43,884 --> 01:07:45,324
Konnor with a K.
Konnor with a K.
811
01:07:45,364 --> 01:07:46,604
CHEERING
812
01:07:46,644 --> 01:07:51,124
GIRLS CHANTING:
Konnor with a K, Konnor with a K.
813
01:07:51,164 --> 01:07:53,364
LAUGHTER
814
01:07:53,404 --> 01:07:57,404
I love it.
815
01:07:57,444 --> 01:08:05,284
IAIN: It's time for...
816
01:08:05,324 --> 01:08:09,484
Beach Hut Bonanza. Dah-dah.
817
01:08:09,524 --> 01:08:12,164
Oi, that's my line.
But he's not wrong.
818
01:08:12,204 --> 01:08:17,884
It's Beach Hut Bonanza!
819
01:08:17,924 --> 01:08:19,764
This time, I asked our Islanders
what their phobias were.
820
01:08:19,804 --> 01:08:23,524
Hello. Ooh.
Er...
821
01:08:23,564 --> 01:08:28,164
My biggest fear is ears.
Really?
822
01:08:28,204 --> 01:08:30,924
If I could just rip them off
and just, like, put them away
823
01:08:30,964 --> 01:08:33,404
and only use them when I need to,
I'd love to do it.
824
01:08:33,444 --> 01:08:34,404
Because just the thought
825
01:08:34,444 --> 01:08:36,204
of something going in my ears,
it's hell.
826
01:08:36,244 --> 01:08:38,724
Girls with acrylic nails.
827
01:08:38,764 --> 01:08:41,004
And it's, like,
when they go like this as well.
828
01:08:41,044 --> 01:08:43,524
It's the thought of it, like...
829
01:08:43,564 --> 01:08:45,964
The fake nail coming off, and then
their real nail coming off with it.
830
01:08:46,004 --> 01:08:47,804
HE SHUDDERS
831
01:08:47,844 --> 01:08:49,124
Spiders.
832
01:08:49,164 --> 01:08:50,324
We see them in the villa
all the time,
833
01:08:50,364 --> 01:08:51,724
and we're like, "no, no, no, no."
834
01:08:51,764 --> 01:08:53,284
No, no, no, no, I hate that.
835
01:08:53,324 --> 01:08:55,164
And they're always in your bath.
Like, what's that about?
836
01:08:55,204 --> 01:08:56,284
How am I supposed to sleep in a room
837
01:08:56,324 --> 01:08:57,684
where there's something
with eight legs?
838
01:08:57,724 --> 01:08:59,324
Why do you need eight legs for?
839
01:08:59,364 --> 01:09:01,964
SHE SQUEALS
Urgh. Like, I just... I hate them.
840
01:09:02,004 --> 01:09:02,964
Like, go away.
841
01:09:03,004 --> 01:09:06,444
Daddy long legs. See them. Pff.
842
01:09:06,484 --> 01:09:09,444
Why are they the daddy spiders?
Like, daddy, go away.
843
01:09:09,484 --> 01:09:10,604
They're the most venomous animal,
844
01:09:10,644 --> 01:09:14,244
and they could kill you, they just
don't have the means to do it.
845
01:09:14,284 --> 01:09:15,724
And that is something
to be scared of.
846
01:09:15,764 --> 01:09:17,044
Scratchy sounds.
847
01:09:17,084 --> 01:09:19,204
Makes me feel really, really weird,
and I have to get out of the room.
848
01:09:19,244 --> 01:09:22,124
My biggest phobia is moths.
849
01:09:22,164 --> 01:09:24,084
No offence to all the moths out
there, do you know what I mean?
850
01:09:24,124 --> 01:09:27,284
But it's like why...
What do moths do?
851
01:09:27,324 --> 01:09:30,964
My worst phobia is
probably ketchup.
852
01:09:31,004 --> 01:09:34,244
I don't know if that's a ketchup...
I don't know if phobia's a ketchup.
853
01:09:34,284 --> 01:09:36,764
What?!
I honestly can't.
854
01:09:36,804 --> 01:09:42,204
Like, I can't have it touching me,
I don't wanna put it in the fridge.
855
01:09:42,244 --> 01:09:44,884
I have sideroblomophodia... phobia.
I have fear of trains.
856
01:09:44,924 --> 01:09:47,484
I deffo do not like deep waters.
857
01:09:47,524 --> 01:09:49,044
I'm gonna look down,
and I'm gonna see nothing.
858
01:09:49,084 --> 01:09:52,524
I just get scared that there's
gonna be sharks in the sea.
859
01:09:52,564 --> 01:09:56,284
If you sink, you are just gonna sink
and sink and sink.
860
01:09:56,324 --> 01:09:57,724
Oh, don't cos you're making me
feel weird.
861
01:09:57,764 --> 01:10:01,204
Imagine being in water,
but, like, in a cage.
862
01:10:01,244 --> 01:10:04,044
Another fear of mine is roads.
863
01:10:04,084 --> 01:10:05,564
I just struggle to cross the road,
864
01:10:05,604 --> 01:10:09,004
or I always have to be either
holding someone's hand,
865
01:10:09,044 --> 01:10:12,324
or I'll always wait
for a green man, which, you know,
866
01:10:12,364 --> 01:10:13,604
is the right thing to do anyway.
867
01:10:13,644 --> 01:10:16,244
Snakes, worms, anything like...
868
01:10:16,284 --> 01:10:19,004
Any insects are literally,
like, my worst fear. Like, eurgh.
869
01:10:19,044 --> 01:10:22,444
People that have snakes
in their bedroom.
870
01:10:22,484 --> 01:10:24,244
It's not looking at you thinking,
"Oh, that's my mum."
871
01:10:24,284 --> 01:10:25,884
It's looking at you, thinking,
"If I get out of here,
872
01:10:25,924 --> 01:10:27,444
"and I get the chance,
you're my dinner."
873
01:10:27,484 --> 01:10:30,324
I think it's just how quiet
they are and how they slither.
874
01:10:30,364 --> 01:10:34,924
My biggest fear when it comes
to food is a banana and avocado.
875
01:10:34,964 --> 01:10:39,084
Whatever's going on there,
just keep me away from it, please.
876
01:10:39,124 --> 01:10:42,964
Clowns as well really scare me
because...
877
01:10:43,004 --> 01:10:44,244
There's just no need.
878
01:10:44,284 --> 01:10:45,924
I'm just a scared girl
with everything, to be honest.
879
01:10:45,964 --> 01:10:55,964
IAIN: Come back next time for some
more Beach Hut Bonanza. Ooh.
880
01:11:02,284 --> 01:11:04,684
That's almost it for this week
from me, Iain with an I.
881
01:11:04,724 --> 01:11:09,684
But just so I can get this scripts
right for next time,
882
01:11:09,724 --> 01:11:11,324
But just so I can get scripts
883
01:11:11,364 --> 01:11:12,564
Konnor, how are you spelling that?
884
01:11:12,604 --> 01:11:14,444
THEY CHANT:Konnor with a K,
Konnor with a K, Konnor with a K.
885
01:11:14,484 --> 01:11:17,644
Thanks, girls.
886
01:11:17,684 --> 01:11:21,324
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