IAIN STIRLING: It's the summer solstice,
an ancient festival celebrating the power of the sun.Moo!
A party in honour of the longest day of the year.I've got a text.
LAUGHS One-nil!
The Love Islanders celebrate what it is to be human by dancing...
singing... # All I want to do... #
..bizarre rituals... Just wanted to taste it, baby.
The shape of your nose, it's like a shoe.
..talking in tongues... THEY IMITATE A DOLPHIN
..meditative chanting... ALL DRONE IN UNISON
..and lots of herbal tea. What, as you drink it,
like are you... No, I don't think the nettles in your mouth.
And like the ancient standing stones of Stonehenge,
no one has any idea how they got there.Oh, my God.
So get down on your knees... Oh, my...
..and prepare to worship at the altar of the unseen bits.
This... BURPS ..is.. BURPS
..the Love Island Unseen Bits! SHE SCREECHES
This is a ground-breaking week for television around the globe.
Unseen Bits has been chosen to showcase
the first-ever AI-generated programme.
THEY GRUNT AND CREAK
SNIGGERING
And the results are staggering. LAUGHTER
Yes, this is... Love Island: Unseen Bots!
THEY GRUNT
IMITATING CAN OPENING
Wow, it's like they're really drinking a fizzy drink.
Hello! Yeah, hi, guys. I think I'll take it from here.
Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
# Now it's the weekend, I don't wanna wait... #
Brace yourselves for an hour of frantic fun... LAUGHTER
..as you get to see a different side of the Islanders.
So get stuck in as this is the uncensored...
Does anyone ever just lie down and shake your arse?
Cos I do it all the time. ..exclusive and totally unseen bits.
What are you wearing tonight? I might go white.
I was thinking of white, you know. Now you are, I'm not going to.
Oh, shut up. I don't like matchy stuff.
I want to have a nice picture tonight, I do.
Well, can't you have a nice picture with just what I have on?
Yeah, but I was just saying, that's all, I'm wearing white.
Do you want me to wear white? No. Do you want me to wear white?
No.
CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
# In the villa, staying in the villa Everything goes down in the villa
# Who's that coming in the villa? Bombshell in the villa... #
Yeah. No, you can't leave off there. Erm...
IAIN: Now for a trip down memory lane.
Do you remember way, way back in another era
when Samantha was with Joey, Uma was with Omar,
Harriett was with Ronnie and Jess was with Sean?
Nah, me neither. But they sat down to have brunch,
and here are some bits you didn't get to see.
You've got a really nice nose. Oh, my days. Really? Yeah.
What do you mean? You've got a really nice nose.
You see me, yeah, one thing I like about people is the noses, yeah.
The shape of your nose, it's like... How can I describe it?
Have you ever looked at, like, a shoe
and thought this is the perfect fit? I don't think I have.
No, don't. LAUGHS
Come on, it's a little black... It's just a little blueberry.
LAUGHING:Go on, let me... Go on.
Right, you've got to do better than that. Let me go again.
I've hit the jackpot now. So it's all good.
I mean, look at me, I'm wearing a frilly bikini. I know.
A flame skirt. What more could you want? You have hit the spot.
And a big spot. Yeah. All right... No, I said you hit the spot.
I thought you said I've got a big spot.
I was like, no need to point that out. I love popping spots.
Send it my way. I love spots. I do as well.
Do you do a proper, like Doctor Pimple Popper?
I had one on my lip this morning. Ooh. Did it... Was it a big one?
Yeah, it was a blackhead one. You know those little discreet ones.
I pop them out. Yeah. Gross, gross.
Underarm. Under...? Underarm.
Oh, no, no. SHE LAUGHS
I can't do it.
Ready, ready? Watch this. High as possible. Go on.
Oh, shit. SHE LAUGHS
Oh... Well, this was fun.
TEST TONE
MUSIC: 'Go West' by Pet Shop Boys
IAIN, YAWNING: I'm so tired. I've been working flat out for weeks.
I could do with a little holiday. I'm booking into a villa myself.
Ooh, that one looks nice. I wonder if it's free.
Oh, hang on, who's that?
Oh, it's Joey. It must be the sleepover.
Room for a little 'un? What a life.
The three bombshells got to choose three Islanders to take with them
to another villa just west of the main villa.
# Go west Life is peaceful there... #
So, to recap, the villa's there, the sleepover's here.
So villa, the other villa. Got that?
Villa. Not villa. Villa. Not villa, but not Casa Amor.
Confused? Me, too. OK, back to the villa.
Innit? Pair of binoculars. Nah, got you!
No, no, really, back to the villa.
SAMANTHA: Ciaran, can you hear the sheep?
Can I hear a shit? Sheep.
Sheep? No.
Hang on, I think I just heard something, too.
I think it's your neighbours. MOOING
Meow. Moo! Oh...
LAUGHTER
Meow! Moo! Moo! Meow.
Yeah, that's a good moo. That's a good moo.
That is a really good moo. JOEY:Are you saying "moo"?
Moo! LAUGHTER
That is a cow stretch.
I think it makes it more fun, though, innit, making the noises?
What's the cat? That one? Completely. Yeah.
Meow. Meow. Moo!
LAUGHTER
Moo! Moo! Perfect, guys. Smashed it.
If anyone talks to me in the villa now, I'm gonna go, "Moo! Meow."
THEY LAUGH
While Ronnie's getting animalistic,
let's "moove" back to the main villa for some more unseen action.
Meanwhile, back down on the farm,
they're making hay while the sun shines,
and as usual, Joey's trying to get laid.
Come on now. Like a chicken. Pretend you're, like, laying an egg.
LAUGHTER
I think it just makes it, like, deeper that you can go.
THEY CLUCK, THEY LAUGH
Yeah. Moo! Moo! Ah...
As everyone knows,
Love Island is all about who wants to couple up with who.
And in typical style, Omar and Sean are talking about the birds.
I love birds. Oh, my days, that bird's mad.
That's like an eagle. It's fucking huge, bro.
You know close up, that's a massive bird, bro.
Wait, look how big it is. Those wings are huge, bro.
That's defo an eagle.
Imagine being up there right now, flying. That's sick.
So sick, innit? Look at that.
If there's anything I'd wanna be, it's a bird, still.
Those wings are huge, bro. I think birds can fly for time, you know.
They fly to different countries.
What do you think the longest they can fly for is, then?
I reckon... Two days? No. Longer than that.
Longer than two days? I reckon easily a week.
What, fly straight? No way. SEAN LAUGHS
Do you think a bird can fly... For a week?
..one week in the air without stopping?
SEAN LAUGHS
That must be... That's a madness, bro.
That has to be a madness. I've never heard that, bruv.
If a bird can fly for a week, I would be a bird if I was an animal.
100%. Imagine that, just fly to a different country.
IAIN: Imagine that, just flying to different country.
Yeah, exactly like you did on Jet2.
OK, let's play a game.
Would you rather watch an unseen clip from the main villa
or from the sleepover?
Good. Ronnie, you get the ball rolling.
Would you rather golf balls as eyes... Yeah.
..or a nose as a tennis ball.
Golf balls as eyes, I think. Really?
A tennis ball would just get in the way.
It would be fucking annoying, wouldn't it?
Golf balls are... They're little small things, aren't they?
Right, would you rather have to squeeze lime,
like, a lime in your eyes every single night
or have to squeeze a lime, like, in a graze on your knee
so it, like, stings every single night?
Graze in my knee. Really? I think that would hurt more.
Yeah, I know, but your eyes, that...
that hurts.
With that, at least you can just, you know, "Knee, see you later."
It would well sting cos it's like a cut.
Yeah, that would hurt. But your eyes every day?
Just, like, once a day, like eye drops.
A bit of lime juice.
What would you do? Knee? Probably my eyes.
Would you?
You never know, it might give you some, like, goodness.
Some vitamins or something. HE LAUGHS
# Come with me... #
IAIN: Ever since we set foot in the villa,
Sean has been an absolute Wonka.
In the last couple of weeks,
our very own Candy Man has been hitting the sweet spot
with the girls.
So, I sell sweets for a living.
Do you? Yeah.
What's your favourite sweet? Fizzy peach.
Not a fan of fizzy, though.
Yeah, how I like my women, do you know what I mean?
I've got this thing, right? So, I, like, pick people's sweets.
Looking like a strawberry milkshake bottle.
I think you're a fizzy peach, do you know what I mean?
I do like a good pick and mix.
Do you? Yeah.
I'll pick you a good one, that's for sure.
THEY LAUGH
Fizzy fang. Yeah.
Bite into you, know what I mean?
Someone's in for a sweet treat. LAUGHTER
Watermelon slice. Is it? HE CHUCKLES
No way.
Here's to an amazing evening.
Everyone's looking as tasty as my pick and mix.
Strawberry bonbons, fizzy peaches, watermelon slices.
Bit of eye candy.
Eye candy?
Come get your sugar daddy.
Strawberry pencils. Strawberry milkshake bottle.
I just wanted to taste it, baby.
If a fizzy peach comes rolling through the door, you don't know,
it's a bit of me. HE CHUCKLES
It seems Sean's sweet talking has rubbed off
on all his fellow Islanders.
But this time, it was Ciaran who was being a right Wonka.
This is really sweet. Just like me.
I can't make them. Like Sean's pick and mix.
LAUGHTER He's smirking, looking over.
I love that his sweet thing is called Sean's Sweet Delivery.
That's so funny.
I've got a new idea for my business now. What is it?
So, I'm going to keep the sexual theme,
but I'm gonna change their names, right? Oh, It's nice.
Oh, go on.
So, do you know how I said banana boner split?
That's too much, isn't it? That's too much of a tongue twister.
Boner split. Boner split, yeah.
Yeah. Boner split.
That's not changing the business idea.
Cream pie, keep that. Cream pie, boner split.
But we're changing the names. What else have we got?
What's boner split mean? Banana split.
Where's the boner come from? Because it's sexual themes.
It sexual themes. What's boner? Oh...
LAUGHTER Uma, come on.
We've got cream pie.
Boner split. Boner split.
What was the one you just said then?
Kinky crepe. Kinky crepe.
That's a good one. Kinky crepe.
I think that's my favourite one.
Juicy jelly.
IAIN: That's enough now.
Although, for the record,
you could also serve a traditional spotted dick.
While they were staying in the sleepover,
the overnighters had a private party and a dinner for six.
Here's some unseen bits of it all getting a little bit saucy.
Mmm. Good.
Decent steak. Mmm.
That has a nice champagne-y taste. Needs a bit of mayo, though.
First time in ten years.
Do you have mayo on your steak, like?
No, not on my steak, next to it. What about peppercorn sauce?
Yeah, I will, and mayo. Really?
Nah, a little bit of mayo just there, just...
Mmm. Garlic bread. Put in the oven. You know what I mean?
What about a garlic mayo? Yeah.
Do you like cheese?
Do you like alioli? It's dangerous, though.
Mm-hm, it is. It's not, it's great.
It's so good.
This mayo thing. It's crazy. SHE CHUCKLES
Do you like mayo?
Yeah, I do, but I don't eat it with every meal.
It's not my favourite thing in the world.
Ronnie puts it all over his, like, everything.
Do you have it on your roast? Yeah.
That's wild. I have, like, a dollop.
Not, like... I don't do it everywhere.
But, yeah, on the roast dinner. LAUGHTER
With the gravy? Yeah. It's good with gravy.
Is it? Yeah. The sauces, when they mix...
Eurgh. No, no, no, no.
No, it's nice. It's nice.
Youse two are a match made in heaven right now.
Lover. LAUGHTER
Holy shit, the lover card.
What about, like, bread sauce? Bread sauce is a bit lumpy, innit?
Love bread sauce.
I mean, I would eat it, but... Bread sauce? What's bread sauce?
I don't really know. It's made from bread, I think.
Yeah, I think it's like a sauce made from bread, but it's so nice.
Oh. It's so good.
I've never heard of bread sauce. No.
You know some people have, like, ketchup on a roast?
I think that is, like, wrong. Yeah. Yeah, that's weird.
But mayonnaise, normal.
I was waiting for Ronnie to say, like, "Same, I do."
What, you have ketchup? No, no, babe, no. No.
IAIN: I just need to help Harriett out with some fashion advice.
She's always coming to me for help, bless her.
Do I look like a Christmas cracker?
Come back later to find out what happened next.
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
If you haven't seen the show before, it's sexy people
getting themselves into sticky situations...
Oh, I've glued all my fingers together.
..receiving texts...
Oh, fucking hell, I got a text! Are you lying?
Ha-ha! One-nil. Oh, shut up!
BOYS LAUGH
..and using lots of poultry-related idioms.
Five eggs in the basket, five eggs with whoever walks through the door.
And I do want to have ten eggs in the basket,
but I don't want to run myself off. Do you feel how I feel?
Harriett, I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about,
so let's just crack on.
Cheers, girls. Cheers.
Chin-chin, babe. Chin-chin.
THEY LAUGH
Earlier, Harriett was about to get some festive fashion advice.
Do I look like a Christmas cracker? But here's...
No, you look gorgeous. Let's have a look.
Oh, no, it looks nice. That's the one I'd pick.
Oh, fucking hell, Harriett.
She's just fell over again.
And she's down again. Keep these coming, Harriett.
One of the best things about having a sleepover is sitting around
with your mates talking about your love lives.
Is it flowing, your conversations? Yeah, sweet. Everything.
See, me and Grace, we know each other quite well.
Mm, that's what I'm saying. It's different. We are just, like...
We are, like, just cuddling and... kissing and that.
Every time a see you, you're like that.
THEY LAUGH
Mate, I'll tell you now, yeah?
I've never been so PDA with a girl in my life. What does that mean?
What, as of right now? Like, all over each other. Oh.
PDA? Mm. Personal difference society.
Is that what it means? Society.
Don't know. P, per... Do you know what it is? Personal...
Maybe it means, like...
Preference. Persistence?
Persistence. Sounds about right. D.
Affection disorder or something like that.
Perfection disorder. Affection.
Affection? Oh, yeah. Public affection disorder. PDA.
Perfection at...
Public disorder affection or something like that.
Public disorder, that's bad, innit?
LAUGHS PDA.
I think public disorder affection is when you throw things
at each other in a nightclub, and then you go home together.
Welcome to the Great Love Island Bake Off.
This week, Harriett has been tasked with creating
a perfect midnight snack, and she's chosen toast.
Step one, locate key ingredient, which for toast is bread.
Where is the bread gone? It's there.
Step two, lower the bread into the toaster.
Lower the bread into the toaster.
Why is it not working?
I can see why Gordon Ramsay swears so much.
Step three, take a break from battling the toaster
and get yourself a knife.
The other drawer.
The other other drawer.
There we go.
Step four, get a plate.
RUMMAGING AROUND
Ah, what?! Take your time, Harriett, you can't rush perfection.
Step five, give up on getting a plate
and go back to battling the toaster,
certain that this time, you'll crack it.
Step six, get someone else to help you with the damn toaster.
Can you help me? Why can't I work the toaster?
What? Can you help?
Oh, wait, I think it's worked.
Only to realise you'd already figured it out.
Step seven, take this time for some quiet introspection
that slowly slips into a 5am existential crisis.
Question the life choices that have led you to a Spanish villa,
remembering that embarrassing time
you called your teacher "mum" in Year 7.
Step eight, go back to battling the toaster
that you're now beginning to think has been damaged by producers.
Step nine, grab your butter of choice. What is it again?
I can't believe it's not...? I can't believe...?
I don't know if it's butter or not.
Oh, yeah, that's the one. What?
Success - in only nine easy steps,
Harriett has successfully made toast.
Bloody hell, we've got Joey making souffle next week.
We'll be here all night.
Things have been pretty hot and heavy in the villa recently,
so here's an unseen clip of some of the Islanders
cooling off with the classic inflatables race.
Three, two, one... Go!
LAUGHTER, SHE SHRIEKS
I'm coming!
Oh, Samantha!
Tag me! Tag me! Go!
LAUGHTER
CIARAN SHOUTS Hey, Samantha. Samantha, look at me!
Go on, Sean. Go on, Sean! Oh, he's flying. He's flying.
He's flying! That's cheating! That is cheating!
No, no, no. Hey, VAR that!
Samantha hasn't even finished her race and Sean's already started.
Bang out of order. Send it upstairs.
VAR!
Well, we take accusations very seriously here at Unseen Bits HQ,
so let's check the tapes.
OK, here's Ronnie executing a classic manoeuvre.
Perfect form here. And off goes Ciaran.
His form is not so polished, I must say.
Now, as you can see, Samantha is located here,
and Sean is located there.
In the official Olympic inflatable racing rules,
section three clause seven clearly states
that Sean cannot set off until he has been tagged by Samantha.
And there he goes, poor sportsmanship there.
I want a rematch. I'm calling Sean out.
Fair enough, Ciaran, let's go again.
Oi, do you want me to say, "On your marks, get set, go"?
Go!
Oi, no, no, no. Go on, then.
Go on, Sean! Go on, Seany boy!
Go on, Sean! Come on. LAUGHTER
Yes, Sean. Go, Sean! Sean is blitzing it.
He's cleared it. Go on, Sean.
Easy! Breezy. Breeze, breeze!
Oh, my, Sean is sick at that, bro. CHEERING
Who's gonna get third place? LAUGHTER
Second place, Ciaran. Come on.
Watch the hair. HE LAUGHS
That was fast.
The mood suddenly switched from party in the pool
to wet Sunday afternoon in Pontypool.
Charles Darwin's theory of survival of the fittest
has been the bedrock of science for 150 years.
Until this unseen bit came along
and blew his entire theory of natural selection out of the water.
You get a dock leaf, and then you rub it. You rub it, yeah.
Then why are the stinging nettle here? Mm.
Why am I getting stung and then having to recover that?
Doesn't make sense, does it? Why are stinging nettles on earth?
Why? Is it because of tea? Tea?
Well, there's nettle tea, isn't there?
Apparently drinking stinging nettle tea is, like, proper good for you.
Is it? With the nettles inside? With the nettles inside.
I mean, I personally would never drink it.
Are you biting on the nettles, like, is what I'm trying to find out.
What? Like, as you drink it, are you...
No, I don't think you put the nettles in your mouth.
What, you leave that, just put it in there like that? Yeah, you...
What's it called? "Smither" it? I dunno.
What's it called when you like put something in something
and let it just what it's gotta do?
What, you stir it and then let it sit.
Stir it, let it do what it's doing. Yeah.
And then you just drink it, and apparently it's really good for you.
What I'm saying is... Stinging nettle tea?
..a dock leaf is on this earth in case you get stung,
but then why am I getting stung?
Because plants grow, and that's the plant that has grown,
stinging nettle.
LAUGHTER Yeah, but why?
Like, there's no reason for it to be here. I don't think so.
What you meant to do about that, that's what I'm trying to say?
Nature, innit? I ain't got no...
I can't do anything about it. So... It is what it is, innit?
IAIN: Tune in next week when Joey asks the question "why wasps?"
OK, boys, ever wondered what sort of deep and meaningful stuff
girls talk about when they're on their own? Well, wonder no more.
If you were any animal, what would you be,
and also do an impersonation. Oh, my God, it's like my dream.
Oh, my God. This crazy girl. All right, babes, hit the stage.
I would be a flamingo, so I could be like...
IMITATES FLAMINGO
Why? Does it make that noise? I've never heard that noise.
Mimii is in disbelief. No, but it makes sense. You're wearing pink.
Yeah. You're already in costume, babes. Pink is my thing.
I think I'm quite good at these animal impressions.
You are. I don't know what I'd want to be.
I think I'd want to be a lioness or some sort of big cat.
Snow leopard, they're cute. Snow leopards are well cute.
What do they make?
THEY IMITATE A SNOW LEOPARD
That's what Joey's going to do to you tonight.
What's another one? Dolphin.
ALL IMITATE A DOLPHIN
You know that noise. IMITATES DOLPHIN
Yeah, yeah, babe. Yeah.
What else? What else? I like giraffes too, but I don't know...
They don't make noise, do they? They just eat leaves. Bless them.
They've got really long tongues, haven't they?
Their black, their tongues. Yeah. Why are they black for? What spits?
There's something that spits. Is it an alpaca?
Camel. What, camel? Camel.I love alpacas.
What the hell? Really? Yeah.
We have them near me. Like, they're in a field. Alpacas? Mm.
I like little sheep, like little lambs.
Little lambs, I think they're so cute. Like...
BLEATS Yeah, they are so cute.
What animals don't you like? Animals do I like? DON'T you like.
Cats. Oh, I am such a cat person. Yeah, do you have a cat?
Yeah.What is your cat called? No, I don't like cats.
Aww! My cat's called Milo.
My cat Alfie decided to piss on my suitcase.
Before I came here, guys. We need a play date for them.
Literally pissed on it. Oh, my God, stop!Oh, my God!
We need a play date for all of them. Yeah.
IAIN: We need to get Uma's case washed
before Will marks his territory.
before Wil marks his territory.
Here's another clip of Harriett in the girls' dressing room.
Everyone needs to chill out... But what happened next?
I think we can all have a pretty good guess.
Come back after the break to have your suspicions confirmed.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
IAIN STIRLING: That would be Love Island: Unseen Bits, Tiffany.
The show where our Islanders really give it some gas...
SHE BURPS, THEY LAUGH
Sorry. Not if I catch you!
SHE BURPS Slay.
..and spill the real honest truth.
Do you think it looks all right on me, though?
You look like my nan's carpet. HE LAUGHS
So take a deep breath... THEY HUM
..and relax...
Fuck. Ah, ah, so hot! LAUGHTER
..because you're in safe hands here.
SHE GASPS Fuck!
I don't know what you just done. No, you're actually joking.
No, Harriett, for once I'm not actually joking.
We'll even make you whole again.
Wait, what's the blue milk? Is it whole milk? Fucking bang on.
You like whole milk, yeah? I don't know.
Whatever milk this is is nice. Whole milk's class, bro.
Mmm.
Before the break,
we were with Harriett for a fairly obvious resolve of...
Everyone needs to chill out. CBA, mate.
HARRIETT GASPS Nearly fell over. Uh-oh.
Oh, that was an anti-climax. I was expecting an epic fall.
Sorry about that.
There's only so much you can do, do you know what I mean? Yeah. Oh!
Oh, my God, not again, girl. Not again.
Ah, that's better. Balance is restored.
Everything is beautiful and melodic this morning in the villa.
And as we all know,
Joey has the Midas touch when it comes to showbiz -
the man has does it all.
the man does it all.
The only thing he never manages to crack is the music business.
Well, here's his audition.
# Grace... # JOEY LAUGHS
So, the song's gonna be called Grace.
# All I want to do Is give you a kiss
# All I wanna do is be really happy. #
Is be really happy. #
# Saving Grace. #
# Gr... # HE LAUGHS
You are bonkers. It's true, though, innit? It's the truth.
It's the truth. It's the truth.
It's Joey's truth.
Maybe that is what the song could be called - Joey's Truth.
It's called Joey's Truth, this song, ready?
# Grace... # CIARAN SNORTS
# All I want to do Is give you a kiss
# But I just wanna be Really happy. #
Oh, shit. JOEY WHISTLES
SEAN LAUGHS Oh, my God, that was so bad timing.
Fuck. Shit. Oh, my God.
No more singing. Come on. No more... Ah.
That was mad. THEY LAUGH
What are you laughing at? You can't fucking make it up.
Is it too late for Joey to get a spot on the bill supporting
Taylor Swift?
And now we have Harriett's attempt at breaking the world record
for the most words spoken in a minute.
But all I'm saying is I've said my piece.
I feel like I've handled that situation so well.
I've come at it in a sense of, like, I give him advice.
I said, "You need to think before you speak.
"Your actions have consequences and you're upsetting
"other people in the villa."
And I meant that in the sense of what he was doing with you,
what he was doing with me, so I've taken, like, an actual, like,
"You need to have a serious long think about it, Ronnie.
"Whatever you do, whatever, it doesn't matter."
Like, but, like, do you know what I mean?
So, you know, time will tell. Mm.
When that situation's a bit awkward,
you have to be cautious about how other people...
THEY SCREAM Oh, my God. What, what?
What was it?
Oh, thank God, saved by the bee. It's...
What I'm saying is... Ah, fuck! SHE SCREAMS
SHE SHRIEKS No, you're joking! Get away from me!
Don't pick it up. It's got family, Sean. Don't kill it.
SHE SHRIEKS
Mm, I feel like it's gonna be a good day. It's gonna be a good day.
Just at your... SHE SHRIEKS
Oh, my God! Why does it buzz so bad? Oh, my God, fuck off!
What is that? Mate, I swear it's gone down my shorts, bruv.
Oh, it did! Did you see that? What? I had a grasshopper down up here.
Oi! No, you have got a bug on your bed, Joey. Right now. Right now.
SHE SCREAMS
LAUGHTER, CLAPPING,
LAUGHTER,
SCREAMING
SHE SHRIEKS
Your bed! LAUGHTER
Joey! Joey! She was all...
IAIN:
That bug is the only thing
Ronnie hasn't shared a bed with this series.
As we all know, breakfast is the most important meal of the day,
but how do you like your eggs in the morning?
# How do you like your eggs in the morning?
# I like mine with a kiss... #
I like mine with some cracking wordplay. "Shell" we begin?
I just feel like we get each other. We do, babe. You know what I mean?
You're the one that brings a little... out of me.
You're the salt to my pepper. Oh, my God!
The peanut to my butter.
The marsh to my mallow. Oh, my God! The "bac-" to my "-on"!
The orange to my juice. You're coming with the good ones,
and I'm here with the "bac-" to my "-on."
Bacon to my eggs. Oi, the baked to my beans. Oi!
Oh, my God, we do make baked beans together. Yeah, we do, babe.
Let's do a vlog. Guys, welcome to the vlog.
We out here... AMERICAN ACCENT:We just out here
cooking breakfast and everything. Mm, mm, mm! Mm, mm, mm!
Uma's on the bacon and egg. Yeah, you know. You know.
You know how it be. Show as the fit, babe.
So, today I'm wearing this cheeky little denim number.
My hair was actually out. Whoo! Are we doing a little vlog?
We're doing a vlog. We've got Jessie cakes.
Jessie peach. I'm still here.
Tells a bit about it, babe. I'm still here. I'm thriving.
What time to be alive, isn't it? Yeah!
We've got Kiki. What about me? We're doing a blog, babe. Kiki.
AMERICAN ACCENT: Hey, guys, welcome back to my vlog.
So, today where here in my crib, so let's go have a look.Oh, my gosh.
So, today here in my crib, so
That was energy I didn't expect. Oh, my God, it's still recording. OK.
IAIN: I think KSI and the rest of the Sidemen
have nothing to worry about.
Here's an unseen clip that shows our sweet talker Sean
is not as mellow as we think. I fucking hate marshmallows.
What is
What is that?
What is that? F
What is that?
What is that? Fl
What is that?
What is that? Flu
What is that?
What is that? Flump
What is that?
What is that? Flumps
What is that?
What is that? Flumps?
Flaps? What is that, marshmallow?
Yeah. What would you say, what sweet am I?
Crikey, where do I start with you? LAUGHTER
Go on, tell me. It's got to be... It's got to be something...
I dunno, you tell me. Yeah, you can't say it, that's cheating.
Go on. Go on. Hang on, hang on, let me...
Let me eat sweets whilst I ponder. Let him have a little think.
Let him eat some sweets and get into his sweet mind.
Sean, you took too long, we've run out of time.
Come back after the break to guess the answer.
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to the final part
of Love Island: Unseen Bits.
HE LAUGHS
Raise the alarm...
They're, like... SHE IMITATES DOLPHIN
..because we're gonna take you on a trip of a lifetime.
NICOLE:Go on a night out and...
THEY LAUGH
We've got clips that will tantalise all your senses...
I like it when they smell like... when a guy smells quite sweet.
Do you? Yeah. Like, I can't explain it, but, like...
It's giving ants. It's giving what?
It's also giving strength.
Go. 50, 50.
No way. 52.
Do you reckon he could do two of us?
It's giving positive affirmations.
Oh, guys, I need a husband to walk through the door.
It's giving endless amounts of talent.
Game over. But most importantly, it's giving love.
Before the break, our very own Willy Wonka
was guessing what type of sweet Joey would be. Gobstopper?
Fizzy sherbet twirly whirly bonbon? Well, here's the answer.
No, go on, tell me, tell me. What do you reckon? I reckon...
Or a jelly-filled turtle. A jelly-filled turtle?
Yeah, they're quite cool, to be fair. Sick. I like that.
A turtle? A jelly-filled turtle.
I could see you as a turtle. Do you reckon?
He is definitely not a Smartie.
This week saw Ayo and Mimii head out on their first date together,
and nothing says "romantic date"
more than setting sail in a luxury yacht.
Unfortunately, the date team booked last minute,
and this was the only boat left.
Let's get this going. ENGINE STARTS
SHE LAUGHS
Look at your concentration face. SHE GIGGLES
Got to make sure, you know what I'm saying?
I know myself, trust me. Get too excited.
Is it hard? Is it easy? It's nothing new.
HE LAUGHS Mm-hm. Nah, yeah, this is...
This is sick, yeah. First time for everything. Can't go wrong.
Have you been on something like this? No, nothing like this.
This is my first time. So you've set the bar now.
This is a great start, though. Mm-hm.
Well, this is our yacht, though. After all.
Cabin number four, your time is up.
Number four, your time is up.
There's so many types of walk in the Love Island villa,
and the boys are starting to decode each one.
Here's trouble. What?
Oh, here she comes... Here's trouble. ..with a strut.
I feel like your strut has got a little bit unstrut-y.
Yeah, it's because I haven't been strutting yet.
You've started unstrutting.
Yeah, because I've had a day off of strutting. Really?
Yeah. So is the strut, like, forced? No.
Is it like you're walking somewhere, you go like this?
And then sometimes you think,
"D'you know what? I'm gonna leave it today."
You're like this.
Some footsteps make the Islanders feel safe.
Where is she going now? She's catwalking somewhere.
Actually, that's a lot more of a relaxed walk today. Yeah.
Some make the Islanders feel confused.
They all walk the same as well. Innit? You don't know who's who.
But some fill the Islanders with dread.
FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING I don't like that noise.
It is the sound of... a bombshell.
JAWS THEME PLAYS
Oh, calm down, Islanders, it's not that scary,
it's just Matilda and Konnor.
They're not here to eat you,
they're here to eat your delicious cooking.
They chose Grace and Omar to prepare starters.
Wil and Mimii handle desserts.
And Nicole and Sean did their best with the mains.
And lucky for them, the local el Iceland was still open
and had a great offer on oven chips,
which are notoriously hard to cook. Well, they're not.
Oh, my gosh, we're meant to be cooking it on 120.
No, this is a speedy cook. THEY LAUGH
Speedy cook. I'm speedy.
It needs to go on the top. It needs to go on the top.
No, not the top, it will burn, babe.
Yeah, but we're not gonna have long enough to cook it.
Nah, I think it'll burn. We'll whack it on max.
Put it on 250. Max, max.
Oh, don't put it on 250, guys.
For me, I'm just trying to... I feel like I am just trying to find
my best connection in here. Could have found it.
Already. Here. Maybe. SHE GIGGLES
Oh, my gosh, it's four to six minutes.
This cooks on 175. Sean, turn it down!
I'd love to have, like, the family... Uh-huh.
Like, have kids. Like, I'd like two or three kids. Mm-hm.
Our chips are raw. Can we get some cooked chips?
Put it on top. Put it on top, Sean.
Cheers to you. Oh, it's so lovely to meet you.
I've had such a good time. Yeah.
You need to turn this down. It's burning.
MIMII:You need to turn that way down, guys.
WIL:I think that's done, mate.
It's burning my eyes. I think we set the steaks on fire.
Cheers to our little starter date. Yeah, that's it.
Thank you very much.
TIFFANY:Oh, this just looks so sad. I told him to...
NICOLE LAUGHS Oh, my God.
I said turn it down.
A bit undercooked.
WIL:That's soggy, I reckon. Soggy on the inside.
Steak's a bit hit and miss, but... It's like a dog's chewed it up.
LAUGHTER
I'm sure you'll survive.
It's fine, we've got chips. Yeah, exactly. Underdone ones.
I haven't tried these chips yet. They're not...
I wouldn't say they're cooked.
Undercooked? I'd say they're undercooked.
Don't spit that out.
Don't spit them out, whatever you do.
Mmm. What would you rate them?
The chips or the steak? Both. No, steak first.
Save best till last. OK.
Chips, disgusting.
Fam, what were these lot doing?
They've done a madness. MIMII:Yeah.
They should have done linguine ting.
IAIN: Should have done a Deliveroo, more like.
So, what a week we've had.
There's so many more new names to learn.
Five new bombshells have entered the villa.
There was Grace, Wil, Tiffany, Matilda and...
Oh, what's his name? I've forgotten.
Konnor with a K. Konnor with a K.
CHEERING
GIRLS CHANTING: Konnor with a K, Konnor with a K.
LAUGHTER
I love it.
IAIN: It's time for...
Beach Hut Bonanza. Dah-dah.
Oi, that's my line. But he's not wrong.
It's Beach Hut Bonanza!
This time, I asked our Islanders what their phobias were.
Hello. Ooh. Er...
My biggest fear is ears. Really?
If I could just rip them off and just, like, put them away
and only use them when I need to, I'd love to do it.
Because just the thought
of something going in my ears, it's hell.
Girls with acrylic nails.
And it's, like, when they go like this as well.
It's the thought of it, like...
The fake nail coming off, and then their real nail coming off with it.
HE SHUDDERS
Spiders.
We see them in the villa all the time,
and we're like, "no, no, no, no."
No, no, no, no, I hate that.
And they're always in your bath. Like, what's that about?
How am I supposed to sleep in a room
where there's something with eight legs?
Why do you need eight legs for?
SHE SQUEALS Urgh. Like, I just... I hate them.
Like, go away.
Daddy long legs. See them. Pff.
Why are they the daddy spiders? Like, daddy, go away.
They're the most venomous animal,
and they could kill you, they just don't have the means to do it.
And that is something to be scared of.
Scratchy sounds.
Makes me feel really, really weird, and I have to get out of the room.
My biggest phobia is moths.
No offence to all the moths out there, do you know what I mean?
But it's like why... What do moths do?
My worst phobia is probably ketchup.
I don't know if that's a ketchup... I don't know if phobia's a ketchup.
What?! I honestly can't.
Like, I can't have it touching me, I don't wanna put it in the fridge.
I have sideroblomophodia... phobia. I have fear of trains.
I deffo do not like deep waters.
I'm gonna look down, and I'm gonna see nothing.
I just get scared that there's gonna be sharks in the sea.
If you sink, you are just gonna sink and sink and sink.
Oh, don't cos you're making me feel weird.
Imagine being in water, but, like, in a cage.
Another fear of mine is roads.
I just struggle to cross the road,
or I always have to be either holding someone's hand,
or I'll always wait for a green man, which, you know,
is the right thing to do anyway.
Snakes, worms, anything like...
Any insects are literally, like, my worst fear. Like, eurgh.
People that have snakes in their bedroom.
It's not looking at you thinking, "Oh, that's my mum."
It's looking at you, thinking, "If I get out of here,
"and I get the chance, you're my dinner."
I think it's just how quiet they are and how they slither.
My biggest fear when it comes to food is a banana and avocado.
Whatever's going on there, just keep me away from it, please.
Clowns as well really scare me because...
There's just no need.
I'm just a scared girl with everything, to be honest.
IAIN: Come back next time for some more Beach Hut Bonanza. Ooh.
That's almost it for this week from me, Iain with an I.
But just so I can get this scripts right for next time,
But just so I can get scripts
Konnor, how are you spelling that?
THEY CHANT:Konnor with a K, Konnor with a K, Konnor with a K.
Thanks, girls.
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