1 00:00:05,010 --> 00:00:06,690 IAIN STIRLING: The Euros are underway 2 00:00:06,730 --> 00:00:08,490 which means a month of "sock-er". 3 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:09,930 RONNIE YELLS 4 00:00:09,970 --> 00:00:12,490 Is it a sock? Yeah. Oh, it's a bit of fun! 5 00:00:12,530 --> 00:00:15,410 The players have been training... Never! 6 00:00:15,450 --> 00:00:17,370 # Yeah, I'm coming in hot... # 7 00:00:17,410 --> 00:00:19,610 ..the team selections have been made... 8 00:00:19,650 --> 00:00:21,170 Come here, you. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 9 00:00:21,210 --> 00:00:22,770 ..and the substitutes are already on the pitch. 10 00:00:22,810 --> 00:00:26,330 SQUEALING AND LAUGHTER 11 00:00:26,370 --> 00:00:27,450 # I'm coming in hot... # 12 00:00:27,490 --> 00:00:29,450 CHEERING 13 00:00:29,490 --> 00:00:31,170 The competition is getting fierce. 14 00:00:31,210 --> 00:00:33,090 This is how it's done. What? 15 00:00:33,130 --> 00:00:36,090 # Yeah, I'm coming in hot... # 16 00:00:36,130 --> 00:00:39,330 In a tournament like this there is no room for divided loyalties... 17 00:00:39,370 --> 00:00:42,530 Nah, we don't want it! Full stop. 18 00:00:42,570 --> 00:00:44,090 ..or players taking dives. 19 00:00:44,130 --> 00:00:46,090 SHE YELPS 20 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:49,330 # You're gonna love me... # 21 00:00:49,370 --> 00:00:50,610 LAUGHTER 22 00:00:50,650 --> 00:00:51,690 Things are coming to a head. 23 00:00:51,730 --> 00:00:53,330 SHE GROANS, SHE LAUGHS 24 00:00:53,370 --> 00:00:57,250 HE GROWLS, 25 00:00:57,290 --> 00:00:59,770 # Yeah, I'm coming in hot. # 26 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:04,690 This is Love Island: Unseen Bits. 27 00:01:04,730 --> 00:01:08,450 What's happening? You all right? You're looking reem an' that. 28 00:01:23,810 --> 00:01:24,890 Before we start the show, 29 00:01:24,930 --> 00:01:27,650 Maya has a message for the Islanders, 30 00:01:27,690 --> 00:01:34,050 but she's back in London, so she only had one way of contacting them. 31 00:01:34,090 --> 00:01:37,090 A menace is descending upon the villa. 32 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:39,250 It is the stuff of nightmares. 33 00:01:39,290 --> 00:01:43,090 Yes, the bats are coming! 34 00:01:50,130 --> 00:01:51,290 What is it?! 35 00:01:51,330 --> 00:01:53,410 SHE GASPS, HE YELPS 36 00:01:53,450 --> 00:01:55,490 They're everywhere, by the way. Ugh! 37 00:01:55,530 --> 00:01:57,810 That's not the first one you've seen? 38 00:01:57,850 --> 00:01:59,090 I felt it on my hand then as well. 39 00:01:59,130 --> 00:02:01,210 SHE SCREAMS It's on your head! 40 00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:02,770 They're literally everywhere. 41 00:02:03,810 --> 00:02:07,450 Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bats. 42 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:18,810 # We, we ain't here for long, oh-oh 43 00:02:18,850 --> 00:02:21,850 # So tell me what the hell We doing it for? # 44 00:02:21,890 --> 00:02:23,650 This show exercises a right to bring you 45 00:02:23,690 --> 00:02:25,210 endorphin-packed exclusives... 46 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:27,850 You calling! APPLAUSE 47 00:02:27,890 --> 00:02:31,610 ..from the last heart pumping week in the Villa. 48 00:02:31,650 --> 00:02:33,210 in the villa. 49 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:34,210 HE LAUGHS 50 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:35,330 So let's get ready for action... 51 00:02:35,370 --> 00:02:37,970 Squat, squat, squat. Squat, squat, squat. 52 00:02:38,010 --> 00:02:41,290 ..and settle in for an hour of explosive unseen footage. 53 00:02:41,330 --> 00:02:42,810 Who's farted? Nah, that's disgusting, that. 54 00:02:42,850 --> 00:02:45,450 That's vile. 55 00:02:45,490 --> 00:02:49,890 So come fly with us, as we look at things from all angles, 56 00:02:49,930 --> 00:02:54,970 and show you another side to our Islanders. 57 00:02:55,010 --> 00:02:58,010 Go! She's... No, no, no, no. 58 00:02:58,050 --> 00:03:01,370 Oh, you sort of knew it! We smashed it. 59 00:03:01,410 --> 00:03:05,330 She dropped me. Oh! 60 00:03:09,530 --> 00:03:11,290 Back in the old days, there was an unspoken arrangement 61 00:03:11,330 --> 00:03:15,210 between me and the Islanders - 62 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:17,410 they'd lounge around the villa looking sexy, and I'd do the jokes. 63 00:03:17,450 --> 00:03:20,610 Everyone was happy, but not any more! 64 00:03:20,650 --> 00:03:21,890 Judging by this unseen clip, these days, 65 00:03:21,930 --> 00:03:24,250 everyone's a flaming comedian. 66 00:03:24,290 --> 00:03:26,170 That's an O. Yeah? What's that? 67 00:03:26,210 --> 00:03:29,490 It's a weirdo. But why is that weirdo? 68 00:03:29,530 --> 00:03:31,570 Look what he's doing. It's weird, innit? 69 00:03:31,610 --> 00:03:34,170 Oh! THEY LAUGH 70 00:03:34,210 --> 00:03:36,570 Fuck sake. I was literally, like, erm... 71 00:03:36,610 --> 00:03:37,770 All right, I'll give you another one. 72 00:03:37,810 --> 00:03:38,810 Right, go, go, go. 73 00:03:38,850 --> 00:03:41,290 # Duh-duh-duh, duh-duh-duh Duh-duh-duh, duh. # 74 00:03:41,330 --> 00:03:44,290 What's that? A clown. Headband. 75 00:03:44,330 --> 00:03:46,850 DRUM STING That's good. 76 00:03:52,850 --> 00:03:56,370 Here on the show, we think of ourselves as whistleblowers, 77 00:03:56,410 --> 00:03:59,850 leaking the most exclusive unseen action to you, the people. 78 00:03:59,890 --> 00:04:02,130 Like this. 79 00:04:02,170 --> 00:04:05,650 I had, like, frog bed covers, I had frog gnomes. 80 00:04:05,690 --> 00:04:08,450 What?! I love frogs. They're weird. 81 00:04:08,490 --> 00:04:11,330 I used to have these little frogs and they went like this. 82 00:04:11,370 --> 00:04:13,210 What, like, statue ones? Yeah, statue ones. 83 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:14,890 Oh, OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were like that. 84 00:04:14,930 --> 00:04:16,650 Yeah, I actually have real frogs, though. 85 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,410 Yeah, that's so sick. They was from Birmingham. 86 00:04:18,450 --> 00:04:20,010 Why were they from Birmingham? I don't know. 87 00:04:20,050 --> 00:04:21,930 Why couldn't you get them from Essex? They're very exotic. 88 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:23,330 You can't find 'em, so I think Birmingham, 89 00:04:23,370 --> 00:04:25,610 a place in Birmingham had to ship them over from, like, 90 00:04:25,650 --> 00:04:27,210 wherever they was from, the rainforest. Really?! 91 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:28,570 What the red tree ones? The red eye ones? 92 00:04:28,610 --> 00:04:29,570 Yeah, red eye tree frogs. 93 00:04:29,610 --> 00:04:30,970 And then I said, "Can I have three", yeah? 94 00:04:31,010 --> 00:04:32,770 And then how did you get six? For two months, they built me 95 00:04:32,810 --> 00:04:34,290 this sick, like, this sick rainforest, yeah? 96 00:04:34,330 --> 00:04:36,330 Anyway, they come down and they brought six, 97 00:04:36,370 --> 00:04:37,650 and I was like, well, like... 98 00:04:37,690 --> 00:04:39,370 They were like, "Pick which ones you want", 99 00:04:39,410 --> 00:04:41,170 but they was like, "We think you should take all of them." 100 00:04:41,210 --> 00:04:43,010 Oh, take them all. There were three boys, three girls. 101 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:44,130 This rainforest used to go, shhhh. 102 00:04:44,170 --> 00:04:45,730 It used to be sick, like, all, like, twice a day, 103 00:04:45,770 --> 00:04:48,930 all storms and that, lights. It was sick. It was about that big. 104 00:04:48,970 --> 00:04:50,250 How did they do that? Why was there storms? 105 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,450 Doesn't that distress the frogs? Nah, cos that's where they live. 106 00:04:52,490 --> 00:04:54,650 They live in a rainforest. Yeah, they are used to it. 107 00:04:54,690 --> 00:04:56,330 And then it got down to the last two... They need that. 108 00:04:56,370 --> 00:04:57,690 And then the last two, yeah, they just... 109 00:04:57,730 --> 00:04:59,650 One of them ate the other one, and then the other one just... 110 00:04:59,690 --> 00:05:01,850 Ate the other one? Well, maybe, I dunno. 111 00:05:01,890 --> 00:05:03,930 I don't know where it went. And then... 112 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,450 It's definitely in the other one's belly. 113 00:05:05,490 --> 00:05:07,410 And then the other one just, honestly, it just disappeared. 114 00:05:07,450 --> 00:05:08,450 Just disappeared? 115 00:05:08,490 --> 00:05:09,890 And I promise you now, my mate was around there 116 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:11,970 looking through the jungle, like, looking for it. It was gone. 117 00:05:12,010 --> 00:05:13,410 It was gone. Even till today, I always think, 118 00:05:13,450 --> 00:05:14,490 "Where did that frog go?" 119 00:05:14,530 --> 00:05:15,610 Do you like to yodel? What? Yodel. 120 00:05:15,650 --> 00:05:17,410 What's that? You know when people go, 121 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:20,050 # Yodel-ay, yodel-ay, yodel-ay. # Oh, yeah. 122 00:05:20,090 --> 00:05:21,290 JOEY ATTEMPTS TO YODEL 123 00:05:21,330 --> 00:05:22,450 Can you do that? Can you do it? 124 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,850 IAIN ATTEMPTS TO YODEL 125 00:05:24,890 --> 00:05:27,490 No, I can't do it. I've got a frog in my throat. 126 00:05:27,530 --> 00:05:30,010 Actually, that might be one of Joey's. 127 00:05:38,210 --> 00:05:41,570 Earlier this week, bombshell Omar looked like a bit of a loner, 128 00:05:41,610 --> 00:05:45,330 sat on his own outside the Villa. 129 00:05:45,370 --> 00:05:46,490 sat on his own outside the villa. 130 00:05:46,530 --> 00:05:48,650 # London calling To the far-away towns. # 131 00:05:48,690 --> 00:05:50,850 That was until Mimii spotted him while she was putting the bins out 132 00:05:50,890 --> 00:05:52,650 and sat down for a quick date. 133 00:05:52,690 --> 00:05:56,370 Giving Omar the chance to play his favourite game, guess the flag. 134 00:05:56,410 --> 00:05:58,450 Give me a colour that's in your flag. Hm. 135 00:05:58,490 --> 00:06:00,490 THEY LAUGH 136 00:06:00,530 --> 00:06:04,810 That's the way I'm gonna get it. Red. 137 00:06:04,850 --> 00:06:07,930 You won't get it from the flag. Maybe. Are you good with flags? 138 00:06:07,970 --> 00:06:11,170 Yeah. Yeah, a little bit. Red. OK, shall I just tell you? 139 00:06:11,210 --> 00:06:13,530 Cos there's quite a few colours. Yeah, tell me three colours. 140 00:06:13,570 --> 00:06:18,970 Erm, red, black, green. 141 00:06:19,010 --> 00:06:23,130 Red, black, green. 142 00:06:23,170 --> 00:06:27,250 Red, black, green? Are you sure? There's only a bit of red. 143 00:06:27,290 --> 00:06:29,610 Shall I just tell you? No, I wanna get it. 144 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:31,010 OK, shall I give you the first letter? Yeah. 145 00:06:31,050 --> 00:06:33,650 Z. Zimbabwe. Yeah! 146 00:06:33,690 --> 00:06:36,250 Oh, is it? Code. Oh, my days. 147 00:06:36,290 --> 00:06:38,410 No, but you had too many clues there. 148 00:06:38,450 --> 00:06:42,210 No, that was, that was... that was perfectly fine. 149 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:45,130 Once inside the villa, our bombshell was flagging, 150 00:06:45,170 --> 00:06:48,930 so decided to get his head down. 151 00:06:48,970 --> 00:06:51,850 But it looks like he wasn't the only one 152 00:06:51,890 --> 00:06:53,130 to have arrived in the villa that night. 153 00:06:53,170 --> 00:06:54,530 How did that get in here? 154 00:06:54,570 --> 00:06:56,410 It's... 155 00:06:56,450 --> 00:07:04,210 Oh. Oh, oh. Oh! 156 00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:07,450 Actually, scratch that, it's... 157 00:07:12,770 --> 00:07:15,730 Oh! 158 00:07:15,770 --> 00:07:19,330 Go. Ah. I keep missing him. 159 00:07:19,370 --> 00:07:23,730 I hate bugs, bro. 160 00:07:23,770 --> 00:07:25,610 Hello, hello. Don't come in here yet. 161 00:07:25,650 --> 00:07:26,890 Whoa, it's hot in here. 162 00:07:26,930 --> 00:07:29,530 Yeah. Where? 163 00:07:29,570 --> 00:07:31,050 Actually, scratch that... SHE SCREAMS 164 00:07:31,090 --> 00:07:33,170 ..as it is... 165 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:39,050 What are you doing? What are YOU doing? 166 00:07:39,090 --> 00:07:42,210 Why is it not going? 167 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:43,570 Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out. 168 00:07:43,610 --> 00:07:46,850 Get out. Get out. 169 00:07:46,890 --> 00:07:48,170 Oh, I think it's gone, I think it's gone. 170 00:07:48,210 --> 00:07:49,890 It's gone! Oh, my days. 171 00:07:49,930 --> 00:07:52,210 SHE LAUGHS 172 00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:54,890 Yeah, it's gone. 173 00:07:54,930 --> 00:07:57,810 Sleep tight, hope the bedbugs don't bite. 174 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:07,170 Next up, here's a USB PB. 175 00:08:07,210 --> 00:08:08,570 CIARAN:Right, let's get this pump on 176 00:08:08,610 --> 00:08:09,970 and get massive here. 177 00:08:10,010 --> 00:08:11,410 I'm gonna hit a PB in here now, boys. 178 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:13,130 All line up, I'm gonna bench you all. 179 00:08:13,170 --> 00:08:15,690 JOEY:Do you wanna bench me? Right now? 180 00:08:15,730 --> 00:08:19,810 All right, let's see how this goes, then. 181 00:08:19,850 --> 00:08:21,330 Press-up like this, look. 182 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:22,770 And then you just have to go like that. Ready? 183 00:08:22,810 --> 00:08:24,690 No, cross your legs, though. I will, I will, I will. 184 00:08:24,730 --> 00:08:25,970 Trust me. That you think should... 185 00:08:26,010 --> 00:08:27,330 Mate, this is wrong. Just come down to me. 186 00:08:27,370 --> 00:08:28,570 JOEY STRAINS No, no. 187 00:08:28,610 --> 00:08:30,650 LAUGHTER How do I get my... 188 00:08:30,690 --> 00:08:32,130 No, you gotta go on your back, mate. Trust me. 189 00:08:32,170 --> 00:08:35,090 But then you're gonna drop me, bruv. I won't drop you. I'm strong. 190 00:08:35,130 --> 00:08:37,010 CIARAN GRUNTS 191 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:40,290 Fucking hell, mate. 192 00:08:40,330 --> 00:08:43,010 Let me get... Argh! Wait. 193 00:08:43,050 --> 00:08:45,450 Get off of my man! Ready? No, no, no. 194 00:08:45,490 --> 00:08:48,250 I got you. You can't be too disproportionate. 195 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:52,810 LAUGHTER 196 00:08:52,850 --> 00:08:53,970 No, no, no, no. That ain't working. 197 00:08:54,010 --> 00:08:56,930 Mate, why are you so wriggly?! 198 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,690 Do you wanna do that one more time or not? 199 00:08:58,730 --> 00:08:59,770 If youse hold me like this... 200 00:08:59,810 --> 00:09:02,850 Yeah, lay down, we'll pick you up. Right, come on. 201 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,050 I'll get his feet, you get his hands. 202 00:09:04,090 --> 00:09:05,810 Lay this way. This is dangerous, man. 203 00:09:05,850 --> 00:09:08,650 Yeah, it's funny, though. Lay there, straight on the floor. 204 00:09:08,690 --> 00:09:10,490 Oh, we're doing it like that, are we? 205 00:09:10,530 --> 00:09:12,290 Ready? I want it here, boys. 206 00:09:12,330 --> 00:09:14,210 I want it here. Be careful, be careful. 207 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:15,610 Right, ready? Mate, that's my fucking... 208 00:09:15,650 --> 00:09:18,090 No, but... Go on. 209 00:09:18,130 --> 00:09:19,930 No, no, help him out, first, though. 210 00:09:19,970 --> 00:09:22,010 Help him out. Help him out. Get your balance. 211 00:09:22,050 --> 00:09:25,210 That's it. 80kg right there, brother. 212 00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:28,650 Go on, mate, that's quite good. 213 00:09:28,690 --> 00:09:31,370 Nah, put him down a minute. MUNVEER LAUGHS 214 00:09:31,410 --> 00:09:34,730 No, cos, like, all his weight's up on his body. 215 00:09:34,770 --> 00:09:36,810 I can't... 216 00:09:36,850 --> 00:09:38,690 You got a little pump on, there, though, ain't you? 217 00:09:38,730 --> 00:09:43,530 Thought that would be light work. LAUGHTER 218 00:09:43,570 --> 00:09:45,610 Finally, we've got the answer to the old question of, 219 00:09:45,650 --> 00:09:48,770 "How many men does it take to bench press a Joey Essex?" 220 00:09:55,130 --> 00:09:56,610 The success of Love Island 221 00:09:56,650 --> 00:09:59,530 is all down to the hard work of the ITV HR department, 222 00:09:59,570 --> 00:10:00,770 who make sure most of our Islanders 223 00:10:00,810 --> 00:10:03,890 have a strong and diverse skill base. 224 00:10:03,930 --> 00:10:05,370 There's our semi-professional sportsman, 225 00:10:05,410 --> 00:10:11,130 our own Willy Wonka, a make-up artist, a dancer... 226 00:10:11,170 --> 00:10:14,650 There you go, look! ..a celebrity reality TV star, 227 00:10:14,690 --> 00:10:17,770 and a nurse. 228 00:10:17,810 --> 00:10:22,210 CASUALTY THEME PLAYS 229 00:10:30,090 --> 00:10:35,610 Ah... Hi, Nurse Mimii. Omar. 230 00:10:35,650 --> 00:10:37,570 How are you? I'm great, thank you, how are you? 231 00:10:37,610 --> 00:10:40,290 Yeah? Take a seat. Thank you. 232 00:10:40,330 --> 00:10:41,690 Do you mind if I lie down? 233 00:10:41,730 --> 00:10:43,770 Oh, lie down, whatever's comfy for you. 234 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:49,530 Whatever's comfy. 235 00:10:49,570 --> 00:10:50,810 Right, tell me, how are you feeling? 236 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:52,370 I'm feeling quite blue. Blue? 237 00:10:52,410 --> 00:10:55,370 Yeah. Mm. And you know what? 238 00:10:55,410 --> 00:10:57,650 I just sat down and... Well, I laid down, 239 00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:59,450 and my eyes were closed, and I opened my eyes, 240 00:10:59,490 --> 00:11:02,210 and as I'm looking up, I'm seeing blue. 241 00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:04,290 Wow. Yeah, yeah. 242 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,450 You're seeing blue? 243 00:11:06,490 --> 00:11:08,570 I've got blue on my trainers as well. 244 00:11:08,610 --> 00:11:10,010 Oh, you're seeing a lot of blue. 245 00:11:10,050 --> 00:11:12,250 Yeah, so I've seen a lot of blue today. Yeah. 246 00:11:12,290 --> 00:11:14,610 When I was getting ready earlier, I heard someone say Blue Peter. 247 00:11:14,650 --> 00:11:17,250 Really? Yeah. 248 00:11:17,290 --> 00:11:18,850 I heard someone say Blue Peter. Oh. 249 00:11:18,890 --> 00:11:21,970 And I looked around, and there was no-one there. 250 00:11:22,010 --> 00:11:23,330 We'll have to unpack this more. 251 00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:26,290 I'm gonna book you in for another appointment later. 252 00:11:26,330 --> 00:11:28,610 Oh, thank you so much. Yeah? And we'll see what we can do. 253 00:11:28,650 --> 00:11:32,650 BLUE PETER THEME PLAYS 254 00:11:42,650 --> 00:11:45,530 There is a sound that can strike fear 255 00:11:45,570 --> 00:11:47,170 into the hearts of the Islanders. 256 00:11:47,210 --> 00:11:48,690 TEXT ALERT 257 00:11:48,730 --> 00:11:51,130 Already? I've got a text! SHE SIGHS 258 00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:53,490 It can strike any time... 259 00:11:53,530 --> 00:11:55,970 TEXT ALERT 260 00:11:56,010 --> 00:11:59,410 "Mimii, you are now single." 261 00:11:59,450 --> 00:12:01,210 ..be it night... 262 00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:04,090 TEXT ALERT Ooh, I've got a text! 263 00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:05,970 What? Shit. 264 00:12:06,010 --> 00:12:08,650 Fuck. Oh, for fuck's sake. 265 00:12:08,690 --> 00:12:11,170 Nah, we don't want it. 266 00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:12,850 ..or day. 267 00:12:12,890 --> 00:12:14,050 TEXT ALERT 268 00:12:14,090 --> 00:12:15,850 I got a text! SCREAMING 269 00:12:15,890 --> 00:12:18,930 She got text. Oh, fuck. 270 00:12:18,970 --> 00:12:22,690 {\an8}READS ALOUD 271 00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:25,010 {\an8}CHEERING 272 00:12:25,050 --> 00:12:26,050 {\an8}Come on! 273 00:12:26,090 --> 00:12:29,290 # Birds of a feather We should stick together... # 274 00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:32,010 Our two Welsh lovebirds left the villa 275 00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:33,930 and headed down to a Majorcan beach 276 00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:36,170 for their first date. 277 00:12:36,210 --> 00:12:38,330 Well, Barry Island was a bit far. 278 00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:41,930 Here are all the lush unseen bits you didn't get to see. Tidy. 279 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,410 It's nice to be here, isn't it? I was buzzing. 280 00:12:43,450 --> 00:12:44,770 I was trying to be all cool, 281 00:12:44,810 --> 00:12:46,610 as soon as you walked round the corner, I was like, "Yes!" 282 00:12:46,650 --> 00:12:48,370 I was nervous straightaway. I felt sick. 283 00:12:48,410 --> 00:12:52,610 A bit of the bubbly. 284 00:12:52,650 --> 00:12:55,730 Don't shake it. 285 00:12:55,770 --> 00:12:58,570 I'll try not to. No, don't. 286 00:12:58,610 --> 00:13:01,250 No promises. You'll waste it all. 287 00:13:01,290 --> 00:13:03,290 What do I do, then, just pull out? Yeah. 288 00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:05,890 CORK POPS 289 00:13:05,930 --> 00:13:09,010 Yay! It's gonna come out. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 290 00:13:09,050 --> 00:13:13,450 Oh, oh, sh... SHE LAUGHS 291 00:13:13,490 --> 00:13:16,130 Down it, fast. Cheers to a first date. 292 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:18,970 Yeah. Cheers to you looking lush as well. 293 00:13:19,010 --> 00:13:21,290 SHE LAUGHS 294 00:13:21,330 --> 00:13:24,890 And cheers to whatever comes. Yeah, cheers. 295 00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:27,050 Cheers. That was nice. 296 00:13:27,090 --> 00:13:28,930 Do you think your mam would like me? 297 00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:30,650 Do I think my mam would like you? No, definitely not. 298 00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:32,250 Nah, I'm joking. 299 00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:34,130 I think, nah, you'd get along with her well. 300 00:13:34,170 --> 00:13:36,250 Would I? Yeah, definitely. 301 00:13:36,290 --> 00:13:37,570 She said to me before coming, she was like, 302 00:13:37,610 --> 00:13:39,170 "You better get with a Welsh girl." Ah, did she? 303 00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:41,650 Yeah, so she'll be glad I did now. Aw, that's nice. 304 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,250 I woke up this morning, 305 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,250 you were just like that, holding my hand. 306 00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:47,330 I knew you were gonna say that. Given it the big one again, look. 307 00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:49,330 It was nice. No, it was. 308 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,690 I couldn't believe it. 309 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,450 I woke up, I was like, "What, is this morning?" 310 00:13:52,490 --> 00:13:54,250 I turned around, I was like, "Oh, my God." 311 00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:56,010 I was still cwtching you, like. 312 00:13:56,050 --> 00:13:58,090 Isn't it weird, though, like, everyone using the word "cuddle" 313 00:13:58,130 --> 00:13:59,170 and we're still using...? 314 00:13:59,210 --> 00:14:01,450 I know, cwtch. It's a cwtch. It's not a cuddle, it's a cwtch. 315 00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:03,290 I've got Ronnie and Ayo on it. They're saying it now. 316 00:14:03,330 --> 00:14:06,370 He says, "Oh, cool, you going for a cwtch?" 317 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:10,170 I'm like, "Yes, Ronnie." Welsh taking over the villa, like. 318 00:14:10,210 --> 00:14:13,210 They'll all be speaking Welsh next now. 319 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:15,650 Yeah, I know. I taught them a few bits, like. 320 00:14:15,690 --> 00:14:17,330 Can you speak much Welsh? No, not a lot. 321 00:14:17,370 --> 00:14:20,290 Not at all? Say shwmae, like. Say hello. 322 00:14:20,330 --> 00:14:22,250 SHE LAUGHS 323 00:14:22,290 --> 00:14:23,770 But what a coincidence, 324 00:14:23,810 --> 00:14:25,890 as there were two other Welsh lovebirds 325 00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:28,170 enjoying a date on the beach. 326 00:14:28,210 --> 00:14:29,810 It's nice, though, isn't there? Yeah, it's lush. 327 00:14:29,850 --> 00:14:33,090 You wouldn't get water like that in Wales. 328 00:14:33,130 --> 00:14:34,730 No, I know. Not like this. 329 00:14:34,770 --> 00:14:36,890 All the water's brown, though. Yeah! Yeah. 330 00:14:36,930 --> 00:14:40,410 I've got a massive family. I've got a huge family. 331 00:14:40,450 --> 00:14:43,050 Massive family. Mine's huge. I'm all over. 332 00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:45,050 I've got loads of cousins, loads of aunties, loads of uncles. 333 00:14:45,090 --> 00:14:46,450 I'm literally all over South Wales, like. 334 00:14:46,490 --> 00:14:47,450 Are you? Yeah. 335 00:14:47,490 --> 00:14:48,970 I can't believe we've come all the way on here 336 00:14:49,010 --> 00:14:51,770 and live 30 minutes away from each other. Yeah. 337 00:14:51,810 --> 00:14:53,370 While Ciaran and Nicole hit it off, 338 00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:58,770 Bryn and Blodwyn's date was taking a "tern" for the worse. 339 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:03,890 Blodwyn made an early flight back home, 340 00:15:03,930 --> 00:15:07,170 leaving Bryn wondering if he'd ever find 341 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:10,490 another "gull-friend". 342 00:15:14,050 --> 00:15:15,610 Before we go into a break, 343 00:15:15,650 --> 00:15:16,930 Harriett and Patsy have got something 344 00:15:16,970 --> 00:15:18,650 they really need to show us in the kitchen. 345 00:15:18,690 --> 00:15:21,050 And I think we've just enough time.. 346 00:15:21,090 --> 00:15:22,570 Oh, no, I was wrong. 347 00:15:22,610 --> 00:15:24,930 Come back after the break and find out... 348 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:11,360 # Ready or not 349 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:15,680 # Ready or not... # 350 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:19,920 On your marks! Get set! Goooo! 351 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:24,600 IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits. 352 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:28,440 What did you just say, brother? 353 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:31,920 I said welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits. 354 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,400 The show that will shock you... 355 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:38,200 Oi! SCREAMING 356 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,400 ..sock you... Smells of vinegar. 357 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,800 Is it a sock? Yeah. Chuck it here. 358 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:46,120 ..keep you up to date with the latest news stories... 359 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:49,480 So, the Prime Minister is... Pfft. I don't know. 360 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,280 SAMANTHA:Who's our Prime Minister? 361 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:52,600 That's how mad it is. No-one even knows. 362 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,840 Who is it? I don't know. Oh, it's, erm... Ricky Sunak. 363 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,120 Who's that? 364 00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:00,480 ..and show you that the winds of change 365 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,520 are also blowing through the villa. 366 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,040 Have you just farted? Yeah, that was me. 367 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,880 Was it you? Fucking hell! THEY LAUGH 368 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:11,920 I feel sick. I can fucking tell! 369 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,680 Ick. Tell me about it, Ciaran. 370 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:15,680 My arse is sweating. 371 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:17,160 SAMANTHA: My arse cheeks are chafing. 372 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,760 BURPS Pardon me. 373 00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:26,360 Before the break, Harriett and Patsy were strutting 374 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:33,400 through the villa on a mission, but here's what happened next. 375 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:38,840 Argh! 376 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:42,280 Oh, my God. UMA:Harriet's just decked it. 377 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:45,160 Harriett, are you all right? Girl... 378 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,160 LAUGHTER 379 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:52,320 PATSY:I tried to save you! That's hilarious. 380 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:56,320 I couldn't save you. Oh, my God. 381 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,480 Anyone else, like... It couldn't have been anyone else in the villa. 382 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,400 AYO:You sure, yeah? 383 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:10,360 We all know that Wales is the land of song 384 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:14,600 and that James Blunt is the greatest living singer-songwriter bar none. 385 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,720 So it was only matter of time before the two things came together, 386 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,880 as this unseen bit proves. 387 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:22,480 So, how do you say, er... you're beautiful in Welsh? 388 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,880 Erm... I don't actually know. Oh. 389 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:29,400 I know... What do I know? I know a few things. Like, erm... 390 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:33,480 "Ble wyt ti'n byw?" is "where do you live?" 391 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:36,520 "Dwi'n byw yn", "I live in... Aberdar." 392 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:38,280 Where do you live? Go on, say that again. 393 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,800 Dwi'n byw yn Aberdar. I live in Aberdare. 394 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,080 Dwi'n byw da-ba-dar. SHE LAUGHS 395 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:46,600 "Doom ba da ba." No. Dwi'n... 396 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:51,000 Dwi'n byw... Dwayne boo. 397 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,280 Dwayne bae. Dwi'n byw yn... 398 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,560 Dawyne boo-en. 399 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:56,680 Where do you live? Dawyne boo-en. 400 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,200 Where do you live, though? Where DO you live? 401 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,120 London, is it? London. 402 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,000 Oh, right, you're asking me. Dwi'n byw yn London. 403 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,960 Dwayne boo yn London. Dwayne boo yn London. 404 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,200 Dwi'n byw yn London. Er, what else do I know? 405 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:13,120 I know... Bore da. That's good morning. Bore da. 406 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,280 She's lying to you. That means small cock. 407 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:19,080 Bore da means good morning. 408 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,040 Good morning is "pidyn yn groth". No, it's not. 409 00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,920 Bore da is good morning. 410 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,040 All right! You wanna say you've got a small cock, you do you, mate. 411 00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:28,400 Told you. She's lying. Is that what it is? 412 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,840 It's actually not. I wouldn't do that to you. 413 00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:34,320 HE LAUGHS What did you say? 414 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,840 Pidyn... Bidyn. 415 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,760 ..yn groth. Bidyn an gloath. 416 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,720 No, it means "willy in vagina". LAUGHS 417 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,520 Next! 418 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,360 This week, we saw the Islanders playing balloon dares. 419 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:52,440 A pretty simple concept where they just had to pick up a balloon, 420 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:57,760 pop it in a sex position, and then read out a dare. 421 00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:02,480 "Snog the Islander that you think is 100% your type on paper." 422 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,040 It led to a few tense moments and difficult decisions, 423 00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,960 but apparently not as difficult as picking up the balloon 424 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,760 in the first place, as these unseen bits show. 425 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,400 Oh, how am I gonna get in here and get that? I'm too short. 426 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:18,520 BALLOON POPS It's popped! 427 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:24,280 Oh, fuck! See, it's hard! 428 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:30,240 THEY LAUGH 429 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:34,960 "Hiss at the Islander that has given you snakey vibes." Ohh! 430 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,080 Go on, Nicole. 431 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,160 It's got to be Harriett cos of the situation we were in. 432 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:42,640 THEY LAUGH 433 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,280 Honestly, the Islander with the snakey vibes hiss 434 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,520 didn't bother me at all. 435 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,080 I mean, I literally kissed Nicole's boyfriend, 436 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:51,840 so I was kind of expecting it. I would've hissed at me too. 437 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,080 SCREAMING 438 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,800 SONG: 'Push It!' by Salt-N-Pepa. 439 00:35:54,840 --> 00:36:03,360 THEY LAUGH 440 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,520 # Ooh, baby, baby... # 441 00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,200 "Have an arm wrestle with the Islander you see 442 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:11,760 "is your biggest competition." ALL:Oooh! Yes! 443 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:16,920 Ayo. ALL:Oooh! 444 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,160 Come on, G. Three, two, one. 445 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,920 SCREAMING 446 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:23,160 Go on, Ayo. 447 00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:28,000 Never! Joey, go on! 448 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:33,000 He won't give in. 449 00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:37,360 CHEERING 450 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,600 I just thought I'd let him have this one. 451 00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:42,120 You know, Mr Essex gets it. 1-0. 452 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,920 I've got to get him back, so, yeah, I let him have that. 453 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,480 Don't ever, ever give up. 454 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:51,000 And that is exactly what I did tonight, with my weak arm. 455 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:54,240 APPLAUSE 456 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:06,520 # Watch me dance Dance the night away... # 457 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:10,240 In the villa, everyone takes dental hygiene very serious. 458 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:13,080 And I've been told the Islanders love to floss. 459 00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,680 Can you floss? I can floss. 460 00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:16,400 Oh, sorry, I completely misunderstood 461 00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:17,960 what that VT was gonna be about. 462 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:22,360 How do you do that? You go in, out, swap. 463 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:25,440 In, out, swap. Oh, do you know what you've got to do first? 464 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,680 You've got to just master the... Not master it, but, like, 465 00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:31,560 the left, right, right, and then just do the leg movement. 466 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,200 And then you start adding in a... adding in a hand. 467 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:36,200 Yeah, but you do the... No, it's not. 468 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:39,320 All right. I can do it. I can't do that. 469 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:42,720 Girls, girls, girls, back. This is how it's done. OK. 470 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,200 # Watch me dance Dance the night away 471 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,000 # My heart could be burning 472 00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:51,880 # But you won't see it On my face... # 473 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,160 Stop with the flossing, I find it triggering! 474 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:59,200 Couldn't do it back in the day, and I can't do it now. 475 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:01,640 What's the secret to being a bit handsome reality TV icon 476 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,360 like Joey Essex? 477 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:08,040 It's easy! Always make sure you get your oats every morning. 478 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,640 I fell in love with it a long time ago. 479 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,480 And, erm, yeah, we've never fell out of love. 480 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,680 'I take proper pride in my porridge.' 481 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:18,960 # Crack that whip... # 482 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,720 I think porridge for me is the best meal of the day. 483 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,520 I'm gonna see what's going on, you know. 484 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:27,080 I mean, these are not the oats I buy at home. 485 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,720 I actually... Do you know what, I've my oats shipped here before. 486 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,680 Oh, is it? Yeah. 487 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:34,280 He proper likes to make sure that his oats are cooked 488 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,800 to a great standard, so he takes pride and joy in it, 489 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:39,920 which I respect him for that. 490 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,360 Yeah, they look all right. That's a good oat, you know. 491 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:46,080 Good. That's a good oat, cuz. 492 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,680 Believe me, if you want your oats 493 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:51,000 to be the best oats you've ever tried, 494 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:54,400 the reemest oats on the planet, you just need to keep whisking. 495 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:58,040 Yeah? Keep whipping, keep whipping, keep whipping... 496 00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,040 # I say whip it... # ..keep whipping. 497 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,640 And then all of a sudden... # Whip it good... # 498 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:07,120 ..you'll put your oats in the bowl, yeah? 499 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:11,560 Promise you, best oats you've ever tasted. 500 00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:16,160 Where's Ciaran? You seen him? Is he in there? 501 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,920 I think he's inside, geez. 502 00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:19,360 # When a problem comes along You must whip it 503 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,480 # Before the cream sits out too long 504 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:26,880 # When something's going wrong You must whip it... # 505 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:31,480 Ciaran. Do you want honey on it? 506 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,120 Oh, little bit, yeah. Go on, hold that. It's yours. 507 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,560 I've got... Oh, is it? Oh, that looks banging. 508 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,720 It's for you, bro. 509 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,360 Oh, lovely. Mm! 510 00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,360 Thank you, mate. That's all right. 511 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:50,000 Have you not eaten it yet? I'm eating it now, mate. Chill! 512 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,800 I made it all fresh for you. 513 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,680 I run it out to you because it was still fresh. 514 00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:57,440 It's still fresh now. It'll still be nice. 515 00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,760 Mm, good consistency. Well done, mate. 516 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:04,240 That's good porridge. Good porridge. Good porridge. 517 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,480 # To whip it, whip it good. # 518 00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,360 I am the porridge man. 519 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:18,000 No time to introduce this next clip, as I'm having a disaster. 520 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:22,040 I've lost my joke book. It's got all my killer dad gags in it. 521 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:26,480 I'm nothing without it! But I think I know who's stolen it. 522 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,840 Why did the mushroom have so many friends? 523 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,200 Oh, I love a mushroom joke. Go on. I don't know. 524 00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:33,840 Sorry, out of time, and comedy is all about timing. 525 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:37,160 Find out why the mushroom had so many friends after the break. 526 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:55,720 IAIN STIRLING: Oh, look at our sleeping beauties. 527 00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:57,200 So peaceful. 528 00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:59,000 But you can't watch Unseen Bits with your eyes closed. 529 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:05,720 So wakey, wakey! We're back. 530 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,880 So, what's been happening during the break? 531 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,280 Sean has been keeping Jess at arm's length. 532 00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,640 THEY CHEER 533 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:13,200 Someone spilt the tea. 534 00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:14,960 Oh, for fuck's sake. Literally. 535 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,240 And Ronnie avoided a close shave. 536 00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:21,480 I love to be clean shaven, but I'd look like Voldemort, bro. 537 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,440 Keep your eyes open 538 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:28,400 because you're not going to want to miss any of this. 539 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:29,560 You know when they always say 540 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,440 you end up dating somebody who looks like your siblings? 541 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:32,680 They look like siblings. 542 00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:38,720 So do youse two. So do youse two. 543 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was a reindeer. 544 00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:44,200 You're just five seconds behind everything, aren't you? 545 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:46,560 Oh, it's been fun. 546 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,480 Before she was rudely interrupted by the break, 547 00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:59,200 Uma was telling Munveer why the mushroom had so many friends. 548 00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:01,040 Go on, then, Uma. 549 00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:04,880 Cos he was a "fun-gi". Oh, no! Nah, it's supposed to be... 550 00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:08,360 Oh, did I fuck it up? 551 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:15,120 Yeah. So, why did I invite the mushroom to the villa? 552 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:17,440 Why? Cos he was a "fun-gi". 553 00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:18,720 That's good. That's good. OK. 554 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,280 You did it way better than me. 555 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:21,960 It is seems like the popularity of comedy in the villa 556 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,880 has "mushroomed". 557 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:27,080 Suddenly, everyone is a comedian. 558 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:33,480 Every creature of the animal kingdom 559 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,880 has its own unique form of communication. 560 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,440 Some make physical gestures, 561 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:41,080 while other use scent and sound to interact with their peers... 562 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,880 as Nicole seems to know all too well. 563 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,920 Men's group chats are bizarre. I know. 564 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:50,040 I don't think I ever want to read a man's group chat. 565 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,240 One of the boys in a group chat, in my group chat, yeah? 566 00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,120 Apparently, they have, like, these farting things, 567 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,040 where they all fart. 568 00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,960 Oh, my God, my sister's husband was in a farting group chat. 569 00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,320 Yeah, see? 570 00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,360 He got kicked out because he was putting too many in. 571 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:02,360 It's mental, isn't it? Yeah. 572 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,120 One of my boys told me to do that. I was like, "What?" 573 00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,120 I've seen a TikTok of that. 574 00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:06,320 What? Do they do it on voice record? 575 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:07,360 They're on WhatsApp. 576 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,280 My sister's husband got kicked out of a farting group chat 577 00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,240 for sending too many. 578 00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,720 That is vile. What? They voice note the fart? 579 00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:13,960 Yeah. 580 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,440 Yeah, and they, like, rate the farts and that. 581 00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:16,880 That is next-level rotten. 582 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,320 It's just, like, what are you doing with yourself? 583 00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,120 I imagine knowing you're about to fart and being like, 584 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:22,560 "Oh, one second." 585 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,400 Like, yeah, you're loading one up. You know what I'm saying, like? 586 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:28,120 You've been waiting all day to send this into the group chat. 587 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:31,320 "Mine's coming in a bit, boys, I've got one brewing." 588 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,960 HE LAUGHS I've got one brewing. 589 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,120 What's the name of the group chat? I don't think Joey... 590 00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:39,520 I've got a naughty fart chat. Shit goes on. 591 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:42,080 It's all top-secret shit in there bro. 592 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:45,280 I can't imagine you having a poo, Joey. 593 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:46,920 You're in one, Joey? I'm involved in one, yeah. 594 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,640 A farting group chat? Farting group chat, yeah. 595 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,800 But I obviously can't explain what's going on in there. But, yeah. 596 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,640 The first rule of fart club is don't talk about fart club. 597 00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:53,640 FARTS 598 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,520 This week, the villa was completely consumed 599 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,480 by an obtuse amount of love triangles. 600 00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:06,880 Someone's gonna get hurt. There's gonna be a triangle. 601 00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,280 Don't do all that stuff, man. Yeah. 602 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:09,880 I don't do triangles, babe. 603 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,960 I'm in this... I hate the term of this fucking triangle thing. 604 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,120 That's what you've got going on right now, don't you, mate? 605 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:16,920 Like, I'm gonna call it an isosceles. 606 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,880 AYO LAUGHS 607 00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:22,680 This isosceles. What you call the equilateral shape. 608 00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:24,480 Yeah, whatever you want to call it. 609 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:27,160 I'm no triangle. I'm in a straight line. 610 00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:32,280 In a straight-line? 611 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,600 And with me, Harriett, I don't know, like, I'm sick of these triangles. 612 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,920 And we've turned it into a square, haven't we? 613 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,880 And like all triangles, love triangles can be very pointed. 614 00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:47,080 So Uma and Mimii sat down and attempted to square the circle. 615 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,360 Yoyo, do you wanna come for a chat? 616 00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:50,680 Oh, shit. Oh, I'm gonna watch this. 617 00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:52,200 Wait, let's get beanbags. 618 00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:54,280 Yeah, let's get beanbags. 619 00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,080 Can someone tell me what's going on? I've been inside. 620 00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,080 Well, they've both called in for a chat at the same time. 621 00:44:58,120 --> 00:44:59,480 I think this conversation is needed, 622 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,080 cos obviously, there's been a miscommunication. 623 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:02,720 I swear to God, I've tried my best to communicate. 624 00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:05,960 Shh, shh, shh. 625 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,160 I bet our Islanders didn't pay this much attention to triangles 626 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,960 at geometry class at school. 627 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,440 Meanwhile, the only triangle Joey was bothered about was covered 628 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:14,920 in cheese and tomato sauce. 629 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,240 Ugh. 630 00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:18,680 CRUNCHING 631 00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:21,560 Shh. 632 00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,000 The way that things have been moving in here, 633 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:24,760 it sort of just seems like you are, like, more about me. 634 00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:29,080 CRUNCHING 635 00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:32,320 Shh! 636 00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,400 So this whole thing has just been blown out of portion, then? 637 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:35,400 Full stop. 638 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:40,640 CRUNCHING 639 00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:42,120 Shut up. 640 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,960 I'm gonna go back to the kitchen. Is he taking the piss? 641 00:45:55,000 --> 00:46:00,720 CRUNCHING 642 00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,600 Oh, Joey, you're a real pizza whack. 643 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,600 The trick to comedy is understanding the rule of three, 644 00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:14,240 and here is the third of my jokes that Munveer has stole 645 00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:15,920 on this episode. 646 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,480 It's not funny. 647 00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:21,680 What do you call a person with no body and no nose? 648 00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:24,080 Voldemort. 649 00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:25,880 THEY LAUGH 650 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,760 What do you call it? 651 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,640 "No-body nose". 652 00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:32,840 DRUM STING 653 00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:34,920 Oh, my God. 654 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,320 I got that one. You got that one? 655 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:37,960 Thank God for that. 656 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,320 Cheers. Tough crowd here. 657 00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,280 Why did I kick the fun guy out of the villa? 658 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,560 Why? Cos it wasn't "my-shroom". 659 00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:48,040 DRUM STING 660 00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:49,920 Cos it wasn't "my-shroom"? 661 00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,200 THEY LAUGH 662 00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:54,200 That was... Did you just ping that off the top of your head? 663 00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:56,480 Yeah. What? 664 00:46:56,520 --> 00:47:02,240 Be careful, Munveer, too many mushroom jokes can get to your head. 665 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:05,880 And like all comedians, Munveer was about to face a very tough gig. 666 00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:10,240 There was a double dumping in store, and it was no laughing matter. 667 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:12,680 But they didn't have "mush-room" in their cases. 668 00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:14,760 Why don't you wear that waffle T-shirt? 669 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,920 I don't know, I just didn't get a chance. 670 00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,080 I mean, if you wanna pass me the Prada glasses as well. 671 00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:21,960 If you find it, you can keep it. Guys, have you packed? 672 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,320 You can have that blue and green dress. 673 00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,520 Yay! 674 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,520 Oh, does anyone want that? Oh, I'll have anything. 675 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:31,560 Luckily, Nicole was there to lend a helping hand 676 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:35,240 by stealing all her "shii-takes". 677 00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:39,400 I wouldn't bother checking, girls, she's foraged the lot. 678 00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:40,600 The moral of the story is 679 00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:44,200 don't make mushroom jokes that could be poison. 680 00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:48,520 One thing's for sure, Patsy's bag isn't gonna be over 23kg in weight. 681 00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,520 After the stress of Patsy and Munveer's dumping, 682 00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,160 our Islanders were trying to relax 683 00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,880 and restore some spiritual balance to the villa. 684 00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,880 Put your hands out like this. Yeah. 685 00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:04,560 No, cos your hand is on the wrong side. Go on, what? 686 00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:06,480 So, you go like that, she makes you go like that, 687 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:09,960 and then you go like that. And then you twist and then... Yeah? 688 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,240 No, yeah, and then travel. Get your balance. Yeah. 689 00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:18,080 How far do you go? Smashing it. 690 00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:22,000 Have you never do animal stretching? 691 00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:24,080 Go on, animal stretching. Well, what's your star sign? 692 00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,320 Taurus. Taurus? What's that? 693 00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:29,720 Lion, I think, innit? No, that's a Leo. 694 00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:33,080 I'm a Leo. I think it's a cow. It's definitely not a cow. 695 00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:37,040 What would a cow move be? I'll show you in a minute. 696 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:38,840 What's your one? I'm a Virgo. 697 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,360 What's the Virgo? That a goat? It's a goat, yeah. 698 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:45,000 Goat's are cool. 699 00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:45,960 What? 700 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,160 Goat's are cool. 701 00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:48,360 Go on. 702 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,640 What are you? 703 00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:51,320 I'm a Scorpio. You're a Scorpio? 704 00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:52,600 Are you? Legs in the air. 705 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:54,160 Have you done a scorpion stretch before? 706 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:55,160 Come on, let's do it. 707 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,240 Come on, show me, show me. 708 00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,080 Oh, that's good, that, Joey. 709 00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:02,560 It sorts your lower back out. 710 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:06,640 I can't even get off the floor. I've been eating too many waffles. 711 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,640 Yeah, that's a good one, that. Can you do the cow? 712 00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:12,280 Milking a cow? 713 00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:13,560 JOEY MOOS 714 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:14,880 THEY LAUGH 715 00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:16,440 Oh, yeah, you've got to breathe out, haven't you? 716 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:17,440 Yeah, in and out. 717 00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:18,480 JOEY MOOS 718 00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,000 THEY LAUGH 719 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,440 No, they do that thing where they go like this. 720 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:25,320 JOEY MOOS 721 00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,360 No, they bend their back. They bend their back and then they... 722 00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:28,360 No, don't do it again. 723 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:29,400 JOEY MOOS 724 00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:33,120 THEY LAUGH 725 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:34,200 One, and... 726 00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:41,600 JOEY AND SEAN MOO 727 00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:43,640 Some great "moo-ves" there. 728 00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,720 MOOING 729 00:49:58,050 --> 00:50:00,570 # Don't stop 730 00:50:00,610 --> 00:50:02,570 # We've got the world looking in 731 00:50:02,610 --> 00:50:04,730 # Our window. # 732 00:50:04,770 --> 00:50:06,290 IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to the final part 733 00:50:06,330 --> 00:50:09,050 of Love Island: Unseen Bits. 734 00:50:09,090 --> 00:50:10,130 Will I be dancing in the aisles? 735 00:50:10,170 --> 00:50:12,370 Staff announcement, staff announcement. 736 00:50:12,410 --> 00:50:15,490 Can Ronnie please go to aisle 36? Thank you. 737 00:50:15,530 --> 00:50:18,090 If you haven't got a trolley, just improvise, like these guys, 738 00:50:18,130 --> 00:50:21,490 and load up on great-value unseen exclusives. 739 00:50:21,530 --> 00:50:23,850 Such a dick! 740 00:50:23,890 --> 00:50:25,610 So put your feet up 741 00:50:25,650 --> 00:50:29,130 for what is hands down the best unseen action on the market. 742 00:50:29,170 --> 00:50:30,770 We even stock organic dental floss 743 00:50:30,810 --> 00:50:33,970 made from 100% natural fibres. 744 00:50:34,010 --> 00:50:35,130 Come and join us, Harriett. 745 00:50:35,170 --> 00:50:38,410 I'm just using my hair to floss my teeth. 746 00:50:38,450 --> 00:50:41,610 And the yellow bean bags are flying off the shells. 747 00:50:47,650 --> 00:50:50,610 This week, there's been a dramatic twist. 748 00:50:50,650 --> 00:50:54,490 DRAMATIC STING 749 00:50:54,530 --> 00:50:57,050 All the Islanders have been dumped. 750 00:50:57,090 --> 00:51:01,610 DRAMATIC STING 751 00:51:01,650 --> 00:51:02,970 I'm only joking. 752 00:51:03,010 --> 00:51:04,890 They were just playing a game which is a bit like hide and seek 753 00:51:04,930 --> 00:51:06,970 but Ciaran calls it mob mob. 754 00:51:07,010 --> 00:51:08,330 You've never played mob mob? What's that? 755 00:51:08,370 --> 00:51:10,570 Have you ever played mob mob? 756 00:51:10,610 --> 00:51:13,210 Over to Ciaran for the rules. 757 00:51:13,250 --> 00:51:15,370 So, I'll go like this. I'll count, yeah? 758 00:51:15,410 --> 00:51:17,370 And you all go and hide. 759 00:51:17,410 --> 00:51:18,810 OK, got it. 760 00:51:18,850 --> 00:51:22,370 Five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. 761 00:51:22,410 --> 00:51:25,370 If I see you, I can just go "Mob mob, Ronnie." 762 00:51:25,410 --> 00:51:27,410 Anything else? 763 00:51:27,450 --> 00:51:29,130 So, you hide, and I come looking for you. 764 00:51:29,170 --> 00:51:31,370 So it's just like hide and seek? 765 00:51:31,410 --> 00:51:34,970 27, 28, 29, 30. 766 00:51:35,010 --> 00:51:36,890 Mob mob, here I come. 767 00:51:36,930 --> 00:51:39,330 You mean a bit like hide and seek? 768 00:51:39,370 --> 00:51:42,970 And if you're gonna hide, make sure you cover your feet, Sean. 769 00:51:43,010 --> 00:51:46,290 Mob mob, Sean. 770 00:51:46,330 --> 00:51:48,010 Yeah, hide and seek, right? 771 00:51:48,050 --> 00:51:50,890 If you're all hiding in the same place, and I see you all, 772 00:51:50,930 --> 00:51:52,490 I can just say "mob mob, all." 773 00:51:52,530 --> 00:51:54,010 I don't have to name all your names. 774 00:51:54,050 --> 00:51:55,610 He's just making rules up as he goes. 775 00:51:55,650 --> 00:51:58,170 He's literally doing that as he goes along. 776 00:51:58,210 --> 00:51:59,930 The hiding places are good, you know. 777 00:51:59,970 --> 00:52:04,090 Ugh! 778 00:52:04,130 --> 00:52:06,810 You know the thing is, mate, 779 00:52:06,850 --> 00:52:08,490 I'm from South Wales, innit. 780 00:52:08,530 --> 00:52:11,490 Lot of patience. You can't go out because of the rain and everything. 781 00:52:11,530 --> 00:52:14,250 So now it's just a waiting game. 782 00:52:14,290 --> 00:52:19,850 Oh, fuck off! 783 00:52:19,890 --> 00:52:22,850 Oh, you absolute... 784 00:52:22,890 --> 00:52:26,370 Mob mob, Ayo. 785 00:52:26,410 --> 00:52:28,650 Finally the whole mob mob got back together. 786 00:52:33,050 --> 00:52:34,490 Tonight's Unseen Bits has been an education. 787 00:52:34,530 --> 00:52:36,810 It's like the Open University. 788 00:52:36,850 --> 00:52:40,290 And I'm pleased to announce Scouse is finally on the syllabus. 789 00:52:40,330 --> 00:52:43,690 What's like a proper, like, Scouser thing that I can say? 790 00:52:43,730 --> 00:52:45,930 You're on it. Huh? You're on it. 791 00:52:45,970 --> 00:52:48,290 Are you on it? You on it? 792 00:52:48,330 --> 00:52:49,290 Your honour? 793 00:52:49,330 --> 00:52:50,690 Are you on it? 794 00:52:50,730 --> 00:52:52,410 Are. You. On. It? 795 00:52:52,450 --> 00:52:53,690 Are you on it? Yeah. 796 00:52:53,730 --> 00:52:55,850 So, are you on it? 797 00:52:55,890 --> 00:52:58,210 What's another Scouse word? A show. 798 00:52:58,250 --> 00:53:00,250 If that's a show. You know what I mean? 799 00:53:00,290 --> 00:53:01,210 A shell? A show. 800 00:53:01,250 --> 00:53:03,090 A. Show. 801 00:53:03,130 --> 00:53:05,050 So, like, dunno, someone could have a bikini on, 802 00:53:05,090 --> 00:53:06,490 I'd go, "That's a show." 803 00:53:06,530 --> 00:53:08,090 A show. A show. 804 00:53:08,130 --> 00:53:11,610 I might just that saying some Scouser. 805 00:53:11,650 --> 00:53:13,210 Or, "Eeeehhh." 806 00:53:13,250 --> 00:53:15,050 That's the one that I need to get used to. 807 00:53:15,090 --> 00:53:17,650 When I heard it yesterday, I was thinking, what is everybody doing? 808 00:53:17,690 --> 00:53:20,690 Yeah, no, it's because of me. Iconic. Do you know what I mean? 809 00:53:20,730 --> 00:53:22,250 You've set a little trend for yourself. Yeah! 810 00:53:22,290 --> 00:53:25,450 Little old trend. 811 00:53:30,930 --> 00:53:32,410 This week, Joey and Samantha were whisked off 812 00:53:32,450 --> 00:53:34,530 on the second romantic date of the summer. 813 00:53:34,570 --> 00:53:38,730 # I'm a tidal wave of question marks 814 00:53:38,770 --> 00:53:42,410 # And you're just surfing... # 815 00:53:42,450 --> 00:53:45,930 But back at the villa, 816 00:53:45,970 --> 00:53:47,690 Samantha's date with the reality TV star Joey Essex 817 00:53:47,730 --> 00:53:50,290 is the hot goss on everyone's lips. 818 00:53:50,330 --> 00:53:53,730 Wonder how Joey and Samantha's date's going? I wonder. 819 00:53:53,770 --> 00:53:55,650 I feel like I'm on a job interview. 820 00:53:55,690 --> 00:53:57,370 It seems like that. With my hands like this. 821 00:53:57,410 --> 00:53:58,930 Shall we role-play it? 822 00:53:58,970 --> 00:54:00,810 You be Joey, and I'll be Samantha. 823 00:54:00,850 --> 00:54:03,450 What did you do after school? 824 00:54:03,490 --> 00:54:05,370 After school? I went down to Billy's fish market. 825 00:54:05,410 --> 00:54:07,250 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 826 00:54:07,290 --> 00:54:09,650 Did you like it? No. 827 00:54:09,690 --> 00:54:12,090 I hated it. I hated stinking of fish. 828 00:54:12,130 --> 00:54:13,730 Like, who does? 829 00:54:13,770 --> 00:54:15,010 Did you do it full-time? 830 00:54:15,050 --> 00:54:16,890 Well, did it for just under a year, I was there. 831 00:54:16,930 --> 00:54:18,490 And then I was sacked. 832 00:54:18,530 --> 00:54:25,290 What's happening, girl? You all right? You're looking reem. 833 00:54:25,330 --> 00:54:27,810 How many fucking times have you used the word reem with other girls? 834 00:54:27,850 --> 00:54:30,010 Just you, baby. 835 00:54:30,050 --> 00:54:32,570 And after that, I worked up the city. 836 00:54:32,610 --> 00:54:36,530 And then, yeah, got sacked from there. 837 00:54:36,570 --> 00:54:38,370 All I've asked for is a cup of tea every morning 838 00:54:38,410 --> 00:54:41,530 and for you to stick your 100% attention to me, 839 00:54:41,570 --> 00:54:43,010 and not any other girl. 840 00:54:43,050 --> 00:54:46,130 All I ask for is for you not to snore in my year every night. 841 00:54:46,170 --> 00:54:47,810 Well, Joey, that's me. 842 00:54:47,850 --> 00:54:51,770 So I'm gonna do what I want to fucking do. Right? 843 00:54:51,810 --> 00:54:54,330 He called me outside and said, "What were you doing in the toilet?" 844 00:54:54,370 --> 00:54:56,610 I said, "Nothing. The toilet." 845 00:54:56,650 --> 00:54:58,050 He goes, "You were on the phone to someone." 846 00:54:58,090 --> 00:54:59,130 I said, "Yeah, my girlfriend." 847 00:54:59,170 --> 00:55:01,530 He said, "You're meant to be working." 848 00:55:01,570 --> 00:55:03,410 I said, "Mate, you don't pay me." Yeah. 849 00:55:03,450 --> 00:55:06,170 He sacked me. 850 00:55:06,210 --> 00:55:08,530 I thought, "Cheeky geezer. How can you sack me? You don't even pay me." 851 00:55:08,570 --> 00:55:10,690 Someone crunched a cookie in someone's pocket, the boss's pocket. 852 00:55:10,730 --> 00:55:14,490 They tried blaming me. So I said, "fuck this." 853 00:55:14,530 --> 00:55:16,050 They sacked me as well. 854 00:55:16,090 --> 00:55:17,970 But you're looking reem. You're looking well buff and that. 855 00:55:18,010 --> 00:55:21,210 Stop it! 856 00:55:21,250 --> 00:55:22,650 Come here, you. 857 00:55:22,690 --> 00:55:25,330 AS HIMSELF:Whoa, whoa, whoa! End scene. 858 00:55:25,370 --> 00:55:27,530 IAIN: So, that's who crumbled the cookie in my pocket. 859 00:55:27,570 --> 00:55:32,570 That's it, I'm writing a strongly worded letter to HR. 860 00:55:36,930 --> 00:55:42,210 It's that time. It's Beach Hut Bonanza. 861 00:55:45,330 --> 00:55:49,970 {\an8}And this week, I asked our Islanders their celebrity crush. 862 00:55:50,010 --> 00:55:52,130 {\an8}Ooh, celebrity crush. 863 00:55:52,170 --> 00:55:53,890 Oh, my gosh. 864 00:55:53,930 --> 00:55:55,450 Famous rugby player. 865 00:55:55,490 --> 00:55:58,050 No, just kidding. 866 00:55:58,090 --> 00:56:01,930 Why can't I think of anyone? 867 00:56:01,970 --> 00:56:04,050 Danny Dyer. 868 00:56:04,090 --> 00:56:05,490 "All right, darling?" 869 00:56:05,530 --> 00:56:07,610 Proper, like, Eastender. 870 00:56:07,650 --> 00:56:08,970 Princess Jasmine. 871 00:56:09,010 --> 00:56:10,890 I've always gone with Margot Robbie. 872 00:56:10,930 --> 00:56:11,890 Margot Robbie. 873 00:56:11,930 --> 00:56:13,930 Margot Robbie. 874 00:56:13,970 --> 00:56:16,690 Beautiful. Australian accent. 875 00:56:16,730 --> 00:56:19,610 Blue eyes, blonde hair. It's literally my dream. 876 00:56:19,650 --> 00:56:20,890 Wolf Of Wall Street. 877 00:56:20,930 --> 00:56:24,210 Just watch it. 878 00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:26,650 I'd probably say another crush would be Leonardo DiCaprio. 879 00:56:26,690 --> 00:56:28,730 Leonardo DiCaprio. 880 00:56:28,770 --> 00:56:31,210 Leonardo DiCaprio. But, like, young Leonardo DiCaprio. 881 00:56:31,250 --> 00:56:33,010 If any girl says they don't fancy him 882 00:56:33,050 --> 00:56:35,770 in the Wolf Of Wall Street, then they're lying. 883 00:56:35,810 --> 00:56:37,890 Not 45-year-old Leo. 884 00:56:37,930 --> 00:56:38,970 I would say Lorraine. 885 00:56:39,010 --> 00:56:41,090 HE LAUGHS 886 00:56:41,130 --> 00:56:43,250 Oh, my God. I can't believe I just said that. 887 00:56:43,290 --> 00:56:45,650 Lorraine. From Lorraine, the morning show. You know? 888 00:56:45,690 --> 00:56:48,370 Tom Hardy. Because he just is a bad boy. 889 00:56:48,410 --> 00:56:51,690 Oh, Justin Bieber. I can't forget about Justin Bieber, obviously. 890 00:56:51,730 --> 00:56:54,490 I was the biggest belieber ever when I was a kid. 891 00:56:54,530 --> 00:56:58,290 Well, I say I was a kid. I weren't. I was in my teens. So embarrassing. 892 00:56:58,330 --> 00:57:00,290 Theo James. 893 00:57:00,330 --> 00:57:02,130 SHE SHRIEKS 894 00:57:02,170 --> 00:57:04,090 He's just... I'm speechless watching him. 895 00:57:04,130 --> 00:57:05,650 I'm literally speechless watching him. 896 00:57:05,690 --> 00:57:07,450 Sir Tom Jones. 897 00:57:07,490 --> 00:57:09,450 His voice! 898 00:57:09,490 --> 00:57:12,370 Oh, if he could sing to me every single night before bed, 899 00:57:12,410 --> 00:57:14,610 like, all my prayers would be answered. 900 00:57:14,650 --> 00:57:17,330 The pink fish in Shark Tale. 901 00:57:17,370 --> 00:57:18,730 Kim Possible. 902 00:57:18,770 --> 00:57:21,170 I feel like watching growing up... 903 00:57:21,210 --> 00:57:24,970 And I feel like that excited me. 904 00:57:25,010 --> 00:57:27,770 Cheryl Cole, if you're out there, I'm here, darling. 905 00:57:27,810 --> 00:57:30,450 Harry Styles, back in the day. 906 00:57:30,490 --> 00:57:34,010 I used to read fictional novels that people wrote about him 907 00:57:34,050 --> 00:57:35,690 and pretend it was about me. 908 00:57:35,730 --> 00:57:38,170 Lightning McQueen from Cars. 909 00:57:38,210 --> 00:57:40,130 He's just the best car, do you know what I mean? 910 00:57:40,170 --> 00:57:41,170 He's just got the swag. 911 00:57:41,210 --> 00:57:42,330 No judgement, guys, OK? 912 00:57:42,370 --> 00:57:43,970 Because if you know, you know. 913 00:57:44,010 --> 00:57:46,330 Donald Duck's girl. 914 00:57:46,370 --> 00:57:47,810 What's Donald Duck's girl? 915 00:57:47,850 --> 00:57:50,410 Mrs Duck? 916 00:57:50,450 --> 00:57:53,210 I'm sure he had a little thing on the site. 917 00:57:53,250 --> 00:57:55,170 Definitely the Incredible Hulk. 918 00:57:55,210 --> 00:58:01,210 He's protective over women, muscle-y, got massive arms. Hmm! 919 00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:02,770 When I was a little bit younger, 920 00:58:02,810 --> 00:58:04,730 eating my Coco Pops after school, 921 00:58:04,770 --> 00:58:06,330 I used to come in and watch Scooby Doo. 922 00:58:06,370 --> 00:58:08,250 And Daphne. 923 00:58:08,290 --> 00:58:10,530 Daphne. Woo! 924 00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:14,130 AS SCOOBY DOO:Raggy Roo? 925 00:58:14,170 --> 00:58:17,250 Thanks, honey. 926 00:58:17,290 --> 00:58:19,890 Come back next week for some more: 927 00:58:26,610 --> 00:58:29,050 Right, that's me done with Unseen Bits, 928 00:58:29,090 --> 00:58:31,090 I'm ready to throw the towel in. 929 00:58:31,130 --> 00:58:35,130 Like everyone else, by the look of it. 930 00:58:35,170 --> 00:58:38,770 Let's get all the towels and stuff. 931 00:58:38,810 --> 00:58:40,570 I wish there was, like, a wash bag for the towels, 932 00:58:40,610 --> 00:58:42,410 cos there's just not enough room. 933 00:58:42,450 --> 00:58:48,010 PINK PANTHER THEME PLAYS 934 00:58:48,050 --> 00:58:50,050 The thing is... 935 00:58:50,090 --> 00:58:54,050 I'm sorry to be... I just don't know where else to put these towers. 936 00:58:54,090 --> 00:58:55,930 I'm gonna put them there. Makes it easier to clear them up. 937 00:58:55,970 --> 00:58:59,650 It's a fucking mess everywhere. 938 00:58:59,690 --> 00:59:02,170 It's just disgusting. 939 00:59:02,210 --> 00:59:04,250 I'm gonna put them there, at least it makes it easier for everyone. 940 00:59:04,290 --> 00:59:09,690 Right. It's a bit tidier, anyway. 941 00:59:09,730 --> 00:59:10,730 Thanks, Jess. 942 00:59:10,770 --> 00:59:13,490 See you all next time for more Unseen Bits! 943 00:59:13,530 --> 00:59:17,970 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com