IAIN STIRLING: Previously on Love Island...
there was trouble in paradise.
If I did have to put up a speech, it would have been for you.
In a couple with Uma, I'm gonna explore that.
He's took her to the Hideaway.
I've fancied you since the beginning.
I tell you what, though, if he does kiss her... Nah.
Did you just kiss her? Yeah.
This don't look good.
Cheap. She's cheap, an' all.
Babe... Don't speak to me, please.
Hold on a minute. Whoa! I can kiss him.
Crack on with him. I don't want a boy, I want a man.
Since I've been here, I think you've definitely caught my eye.
Yeah? Hello!
TEXT ALERT
"Mimii and Omar, as you are both single,
"you now have a big decision to make."
"You can either couple up with each other
"or each steal one Islander of your choice."
So, we have decided to... steal.
ECHOING:Steal.
# My tears are carried By the rain... #
Mimii and Omar have decided to steal and judging by these pauses,
it's either a very dramatic moment or I have severe constipation.
Actually, it's both.
I have decided to steal this boy because from the moment,
kind of, we got into the villa, there's been a connection there.
We've explored it and it's been going well.
Along the way, obviously, he's got to know someone else,
which has been a good test for us both, I think,
to kind of see what's going on there.
# Rise up and fight... #
Obviously, my decision today,
I kind of had to put myself and my feelings first
because for a while, I've just been on the sidelines.
So the boy I've decided to steal is... Ayo.
# And fight
# Rise up and fight
# There is no other way to say
# Power will rise. #
# You might been hurt, babe... #
Now it's Omar's turn to steal a girl from one of the boys.
I have decided to steal this girl
because since walking into the villa,
this girl has had a great, bubbly energy when we've spoken
and interested in getting to know her much more.
# It's gonna be me... #
Stealing this person kind of made sense to me.
So the girl I would like to steal is...
# Every little thing I do
# Never seems enough for you
# You don't want to lose it again
# I'm not like them... #
..Uma.
# It's gonna be me...
# There comes a day When I'll be the one
# You'll see It's gonna be me... #
Sorry, I don't know. Don't be sorry, it's all right.
You all right? Hm? Mm.
I'm happy everyone's still here. That's the main thing, yeah.
Yeah, big fella. Everyone's still here.
How are you doing, OK? Yeah.
You're still here. You're still here.
That's shit, man.
HE SIGHS
Boys, say no more.
BLOWS THROUGH LIPS
I don't really know, brother, if I'm being honest.
End of the day, you've got to be true to yourself,
innit, you're up here in that situation.
I don't know what it is like,
but it's a tough thing to do, innit?
I'll be honest with you, man -
if man coupled up with Mimii, that's a copout.
She was, like, defo more drawn to steal him.
Just because she's already got this spark with you, innit?
Which is fair.
Everybody's still here.
And that was a good decision,
cos I think it actually does give you clarity,
cos it's like if you're now in a couple,
then you've had that where you've been together.
Then if they get back together, fine, at least we tried.
And also, you can still get to know Omar as well.
You did actually need this, cos you said, like, you wasn't sure.
He was saying one thing to you, one thing to her, and it's like,
now you've got the privilege
of being in a couple with him like she did,
it might give you some answers in the situation.
I really am proud of you girl. I said earlier, put yourself first.
And I can imagine you cuddled up alone,
going, "Why did I do that?" I keep saying this to you.
You'll think "Why did I do that? I had a chance!"
You know what I mean?
Yeah, and you don't want to live with what-ifs.
Imagine you go home tomorrow, you've been true to yourself
with what you wanted in that moment.
You can't live here and wish you did things that you didn't do.
Thanks, girls.
I'm so proud of you, my gorgeous girl.
Let's make sure she's OK.
Honestly now, we will, Mimes, we literally will.
So, I am glad to finally be in a couple with Ayo,
to kind of allow us to actually explore it properly.
I tend to normally not actually myself first
and not actually do what I want to do,
so that's why it's kind of like, a lot for me right now.
You had to make a choice.
You made one, it seems like a good one.
Obviously, I would have liked you to pick me,
but obviously I'd like, LAUGHTER
Oh!
Was that too forward? No.
Me coupling up with Uma doesn't mean that I'm...
I have no interest in talking to you.
Yeah, we'll see. We will see.
I think that personally, me and his chats
had gone a bit better than his and Uma's have.
I don't think that's gonna go anywhere, to be honest,
but we'll see if me and him go anywhere.
SIGHING
OK, well, cheers to you, babe. Seriously. Big girl movies.
Oh, my God!
Big girl. I don't do these things outside.
No, you did that. You did that, and I know it was hard, so...
It was hard.
Yeah. I can tell that, like, you know,
you don't want to ruffle feathers, I know that,
but you literally made a decision for you.
I guess now is the perfect time to see his actions, I guess,
so this whole "me coupling up with him" thing
is the best thing to happen,
because now I can know if it's gonna go anywhere,
or if it's not, you know what I mean?
My girl. I'm so sorry, Uma.
Don't be apol... Mimes, there's nothing.
No, no, but I literally...
No, no, no! LAUGHTER
Let me apologise! Let me apologise. Oh, my God.
You've got nothing to apologise for.
I've literally said all the time
that I want you to explore the connection that you have.
Come on, let's sit, let's sit.
That's not stand up with our heels on.
It's just a shit situation,
but that's not gonna affect anything between us.
Never. Never.
He's definitely implied that it's kind of like just me in the picture,
you know what I mean? That's what he's implied.
He's always said that he's got a connection with you,
but he's sort of, like, it's never been a thing.
You know, I'm a bit, like, confused.
Cos the thing is, I don't know...
Shall we go over...? Yeah, go on, go on.
What? Together, go on.
Shall we go and pull him? Yeah, because he can't lie then.
Come on.
Who pulled you for a chat? No, no, they're both together.
Yo, yo. Do you want to come for a chat?
Oh, shit. I'm gonna watch this.
Oh, shit. You got...
Let's go beanbags. Let's go beanbags.
LAUGHTER
Oh, this is so...
Bro, if you get grilled, I'm gonna crack up.
How?
SHUSHING
Hello. Go on.
So, obviously, I think that we just needed to, like...
clear the air between the three of us,
because I just feel like the way that things have been moving in here
sort of just seems like you're more about me, yeah?
I feel like, erm... what I've told you
is that we've been getting along really well.
Mm. And I've been enjoying that,
and I feel like a pretty much told you as well, Mimii, the same.
Is it something I've not said?
I think she's trying to say that you insinuated
that you are leaning more towards her.
I never said I'm leaning more...
No, no, I never said that you said that.
I said more so I'm in a couple with you,
so naturally I'm gonna spend more time with
and get to know Uma more, if that makes sense.
Mm-hm. Yeah, that's what I said.
Can someone tell me what's going on? I've been inside.
They've both called him for a chat at the same time.
This... This... Oh!
SHUSHING
Because you know yesterday, when I spoke to about the situation,
and I said to you that Mimii's upset.
And then obviously today I'm thinking,
"The girl is not going to make that decision off nothing." Yeah.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
And I'm not... And this is what I'm confused about.
I wanna get it straight that I've always said, like,
that I want you to explore your thing,
but I think honesty is the best policy. Yeah.
And I'm not trying to get at you at all, by the way. No, no question.
I just want to clear the air so there is no...
There's nothing left unsaid.
I think this conversation is needed
because obviously there has been miscommunication.
I swear to God I've tried my best to communicate...
And we don't doubt that.
..in the best way I can. You know what I'm trying to say?
But you see all of that extra noise from other people
doesn't play in my field of things.
Whatever I've said has come from my mouth.
That's it. No-one else's.
Am I clear on what I've told both of you right now, though?
Of what I've said?
I want to get nearer. We can't move, that's so obvious.
For me, he literally said he's gonna get to know us equally,
explore both options and see where his head's at.
That's what he said to me.
So this whole thing has just been blown out of proportion then?
Full stop. I'm just going to take it as we are equal. Yeah?
Yeah. Yeah, OK.
And I promise you I will continue to voice how I am feeling
and what's going on in my head to the both of you.
Is that understood, yeah? BOTH:Yeah.
That's beautiful. Can I get a hug, please?
From which one?! THEY LAUGH
The conversation with Mimii and Uma went sweet.
It was good to clear the air and understand,
like, how they both felt within the moment anyway.
Mate, how you have done that, I will never...
It's a real three-way cwtch. I will tell you now.
Do you feel better, yeah? Yeah, babe.
Are you good? Yeah, I'm all good.
I'm just glad you're good, babe. Same.
You handled it respectful, bro. Bro, appreciate it.
I tried to tell man, yeah, it's me having a conversation
with Uma and Mimii separately, I won't bring them together
and tell them this in one ear and one in one ear.
I've told them both exactly how I'm feeling.
But how? That's what I don't understand.
Bruv, what have you done wrong?
You've been respectful and honest to both of them.
Bro, I don't... To both girls, they both know exactly how I feel.
Mm-hm. Full stop.
Do you understand why I'm confused? I'm fucking confused.
The thing is with me, he's been open with me
and said that he wants to get to know both of us.
He just said that, if it was up to him,
and he wasn't picked for the re-coupling,
he would have picked me. What?
Babe, you should have said that up there. Come on now.
This is the thing, like,
I don't know what he is saying to you.
I've been sitting here, like... "Well, what's going on then?"
I didn't know that it was that deep with you guys,
you know what I mean? I thought it was...
No, it's not though, it's not that deep.
You probably should have just mentioned it up there.
Everyone was going back and forth, I was like,
"OK, let's just see how this conversation goes."
I just feel a bit like a mug.
Just, like, I feel like I've been left in the dark, you know?
There's conversations that have been had between both of them,
and then when I pull both of them for a chat
to get everything out in the open, it's like this thing
that they both know that's not being told to me.
I just feel like a dickhead.
# I want you to stay... #
IAIN: Ayo is facing a dilemma, and he's basically got two options -
he picks either Mimii or Uma.
Or he signs up for ITVX's exciting new dating show -
Throuple Island.
# Till I rot away Dead and buried... #
I was literally asking like a dickhead,
"Is there something I should know?"
And I'm looking like a fucking crazy person
for having that conversation.
Yeah, yeah. I said to her, "Uma needs to know that."
# Cos it was always you, All right... #
# But if it's forever, It's even better... #
The boys are scared, honestly, they're like,
"Oh, drama, drama, no, no. Let's all just be honest, shall we?"
That would be a start.
# Even better... #
Good night, lovelies.
# You had that same look In your eyes
# I love you, Don't act so surprised. #
# Don't you just love... #
IAIN STIRLING: The Islanders are waking up to another day.
Nice that they have all their names on their beds. Oh, funny story.
A mate of mine has his name printed on his bed.
Hope you're enjoying the show, IKEA king-size double.
Morning, guys. Morning, guys.
How was your first sleep? Yeah, sweet as, bro.
Slept decent, bro.
Uma, how was your first night in bed with Omar? Nice.
# Love
# I turned myself down for you Volume one, almost mute
# I'll never ignite... #
I didn't want it to get between me and Mimii,
but then, like, just be honest, then.
It's just awkward. Yeah, it is.
I just felt like such a mug, do you know what I mean?
TEARFULLY: It's just a bit much.
I think what it is is because like, obviously, you do like him,
and I think you've probably been, the past few days,
underplaying the situation, so that you don't get hurt by him. Yeah.
Which is literally what every girl does, isn't it?
# And we're so different at heart
# You're on Earth, I'm on Mars But I still keep trying... #
How are you feeling, Mimii? Erm, yeah, I feel fine.
Obviously, I think today, we'll kind of see what happens.Yeah.
How was your first night in bed? Did you have a cuddle? Yeah.
Did you? And a kiss.
GASPS Did you? Shut up.
Yeah.Like a proper kiss? Well, yeah.
Ugh, I don't know, guys. I don't know.
I am shocked at that, I'm not gonna lie.
Are you? She will be really upset.
It felt right in the moment, do you know what I mean?
If it felt right to you,
then it felt right to you at the end of the day.
Well, what are you thinking now?
Because obviously, you're coupled up with Mimii.
The reason I'm happy I'm coupled up with Mimii
is cos it feels like a long time, like, coming.
I can't really complain about that, like, I just guess for Uma,
it's a different scenario, isn't it?
You can tell she's a little bit cut up by it.
No, hundo. Like, she really is.
And I'm gonna chat to Uma because there's a conversation to be had.
So I wanna clear the air with the girl,
so I don't feel like it's a reset.
Probably a little bit scary for Uma to think that you could now
potentially like Mimii because Mimii is very different to Uma.
There's competition. Yeah.
Uma, Mimii, they both like you, who's gonna get you?
IAIN: Last night, Ayo snogged Mimii,
now Jess thinks he should let Uma know what happened.
It's your classic kiss,
and the girl who works in M&S thinks she should tell, story.
JESS:Ayo. Yes, ma'am. Come here.
You all right? Jess.
I'm not too bad. Just spoke to Mimii then. Yes.
She told me about last night in bed. Mm-hm.
Uma's one of my best friends in here.
Will you tell her, so I don't have to do that?
Oh, Jess... Oh, bro, oh...
You do what you need to do with that information,
but I just wanted to give you that heads up.
No, I appreciate you coming to me, yeah, but this is just so childish.
I know, but... Thing is, though, Mimii's not that way inclined,
and Mimii is not gonna go and open her mouth straightaway.
Yeah, but why can't everything just stay in con... Confidence, I know.
I don't get it. Like, what shall I do?
I think your battles have been picked for you
in the sense that you've probably got a few hours.
HE SCOFFS
Fucking hell, it's you for once.
You and Ron, you're a match made in heaven. No!
HE LAUGHS Match made in heaven.
Ha! Oh, Jess.
I do understand that girls get giddy about things
and are like, oh, they want to tell their friends.
But in here, once you tell one person,
like, someone feels like they can just spread your business.
What's happened, brother?
Basically, bro, I lipsed Mimii in bed last night.
OK. Yeah.
Mimii has told Nicole and Jessica.
Mimii has told Nicole and Jessica? Yes.
Fuck. There you go.
I feel like she was giddy, probably excited,
and wanted to spill the beans about it, yeah?
Yeah, yeah. Cool. So now...
Uma is sat there, and I don't know what she knows right now.
I need to tell her that I have kissed Mimii in bed last night
for some reason. On God, I don't know why.
No, no, ASAP.
You need to, bro - you know why? Because let it come from you.
No, big facts. Trust me.
But... And these girls talk quick.
Very fast. So...
But I don't know how she's gonna receive this news -
one, because I still want to get to know the girl,
but she's absolutely gonna be pissed off.
She is.
I'll be real, it's not gonna be good, bro.
I don't think you can wait any longer,
because them girls, I'm telling you now,
you ain't got long.
Just go now, bro. Go now, go now.
He's got to, got to. Come on, man.
What... That's a madness. I didn't expect that.
He surprises me, man.
You all right? Mm. You want a bite?
LAUGHTER
You sure? Why not?
No, I've already had a croissant this morning.
I don't think she would have expected this.
This is mad.
Oh.
How are you feeling?
I'm not feeling that good this morning, I'm not gonna lie.
You're not? No.
What's... What's on your noggin?
I feel like I've been, like,
really honest with everything in this situation
because I know that there's me, you and Mimii involved.
Yeah.
Just to save anyone from feeling like an idiot,
or like a mug in this situation, you know what I mean?
The whole intention when I said we should both pull Ayo
is to get everything out in the open,
because there's no other way to do it easier,
d'you know what I mean? I'm tired of all this,
"Oh, this has been said, this has been said,"
because it's fucking annoying. I don't want...
We were in such a good place yesterday. Yeah.
Cos obviously I'm being told that Mimii is saying
that you are saying you're gonna give equal...
We're past that situation. Yeah.
And it's been implied to me that you are sort of more about me,
which I'm sure you can agree on, with your actions and your words.
Yeah. As I have, as is seen, as you can feel.
Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's been the case.
What I see is what I see,
and all I see is what you tell me, you know what I mean? Yeah.
And I'm not finding anything out from Mimii as well,
so you spending a lot of time with me, you know,
in front of her, you are, like, holding my hand
being all touchy and stuff,
so obviously you can assume that I'm thinking
that you've made it clear to both of us
that that's the case. Yeah.
And so I'm sitting here confused, thinking,
well, why has she not picked Omar
when they're getting to know each other.
Yeah, I think her decision is based off the time
that we have had together in this place.
What I wanna do with you,
cos I don't want to be absolutely, like, blindfold you
or for you to be in the dark about anything,
but me and Mimii, we did kiss last night in bed.
You did? Yeah, we did.
# Don't wannabe a pessimist
# But I'm getting Kind of pissed at this
# All my friends are saying My time will come... #
That's something that I'm telling you
so you don't hear it from X, Y, and Z,
because I know that people are quick to say this, that and the third.
# Don't wanna be alone
# Forever
# Don't wanna be alone... #
Oh, fuck.
# Don't wanna be alone... #
I just wish that, like,
someone was looking out for the way that I would have felt,
like, the way that I was looking out for both of them.
# Don't wanna be alone
# Don't wanna be alone. #
IAIN STIRLING: The Islanders are soaking up the sun.
Nice to see they've got their names on their water bottles.
Funny story, a mate of mine has his name printed on his water bottle.
Hope you're enjoying the show, Evian Sparkling.
TEXT ALERT
Was that me? Oh, my God. It's you.
Who is it? Who's that?
I've got a text!
READS ALOUD:
CHEERING
Buzzing. Fun job, yeah? What's that mean?
Oh, I'm excited for a challenge. I am ready to play!
# Every day is payday Swipe my card
# Then I do the nay-nay You're talking to a lady... #
In today's challenge,
the Islanders are heading back to the workplace.
The pay's not great, but the commute's only a five-minute walk.
It'd be even less if it wasn't in slo-mo.
Yes, it's time to get On Job.
# Shut your mouth
# Boy, think you know Who run this house... #
CHEERING
Go on, girl!
One at a time, the girls will step up to the desk
and pick a green folder and a red folder.
The green folder contains a saucy sex position.
Standing Doggy.
The girls will choose a boy to perform that position with.
CHEERING
# I pledge allegiance... #
The red folder contains a negative statement
which they have to match up with one of the boys.
"Office gossip".
And they have to explain why they chose to match a statement
with that boy.
I've picked you for office gossip
because you're always involved in the drama,
and I think you have the loudest voice in the villa.
Their day at the office ends
with the girls chucking a cup of tea in the boys' face.
HR in this place really needs to pull its finger out.
CHEERING
# Now get to work, bitch... #
CHEERING
# Ah-ah Now get to work, bitch... #
OK. Butterfly. What's that?
BOYS:Ohh...!
Omar, I would've picked you, but you should've picked me last night.
# Watch that now Cos here I come... #
CHEERING
It was, er, intense, and she seemed to enjoy it.
"Disciplinary action needed." Ronnie.
You got Harriett, you got Jess.
I think you need to make your mind up, babe.
No backchat to the boss.
# Now get to work, bitch
# Ah-ah Now get to work, bitch... #
LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE
CHEERING
Whoa!
# Break it down
# See me coming And you can hear my sound... #
The Boat.
# Spread the word... # Come on, Sean!
# Go call the police Go call the Governor
# I bring the treble Don't mean to trouble you
# I make it bubble up Call me the bubbler
# I am the bad bitch... #
I was captain for the day, so I took charge.
"Lack of accountability." Toot, toot!
Come on, boy. Yes, you are.
So, I've chosen you for lack of accountability
because I'm not sure where I stand with you at the moment.
I feel like you're just sort of, like, laid-back
when it comes to the whole me and Miime situation.
I feel like I've been open and honest with everything in here.
So I feel like I'm gonna stand on that. Yeah.
Don't know why you're chatting back to me.
# You better work, bitch... #
Take the swirl.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
So, the Eagle. The what?
Time to get down to business, boys.
# Is it worth it? Let me work it
# I put my thang down Flip it and reverse it
SHE LAUGHS, SQUEALS
# If you got a big... Let me search it... #
GIRLS:Aw!
Good man! Go on, girl. Amazing.
I couldn't stop laughing.
Even when Ciaran kissed me, I was still giggling. I couldn't stop.
Oh, "not a team player".
# Is it worth it? Let me work it... #
Sorry, darling.
This is because you chose me the other day
for being the least trustworthy.
CHEERING
Let's see what we've got.
Oh! Reverse Cowgirl.
BOYS JEER
# I'm a bitch, I'm a boss I'm a bitch and a boss... #
Come on, girl. Hey!
CHEERING, SCREAMING
# I'm a bitch and a boss I'mma shine like gloss... #
"Violation in the workplace". ALL: Oh...
# You been the before I been the stallion
# You been the seahorse... #
ALL: Oh... CHEERING
Top of the leaderboard! He is, anyway!
My reasons are messing around with Jess,
flirting with Harriet in front of Jess.
Sorry... Go on, girl.
CHEERING Well done.
# Money on the floor When we dance on it... #
CHEERING
Come on, come on! Go on. Use your thang!
APPLAUSE Go on, girl.
CHEERING, LAUGHTER
# I'm a bitch and a boss I'mma shine like gloss
# I'm a bitch, I'm a boss... #
Wheelbarrow.
ALL: Oh!
Is that it?
CHEERING
Oh, my God. My pants!
What do you think you're doing? Playing the bongos?
I didn't know where to put my hands. They just... Just...
Do you know what I mean? I was... They can't be like this.
# That's made it Trigger the fuse... #
"Negative attitude". BOYS: Oh.
# Hard work That's the simplest rule... #
Ciaran, come on, darling.
We had our little tiff the other night.
I feel like you've already been in a couple of situations already
that I don't agree with.
But I think that's just your age, isn't it, really, kid?
LAUGHTER Go on, then.
CHEERING
# What's up? By the way I strut You better give me what, what
# I mean business... # CHEERING
# I mean business I mean business... #
Oh, my... The Rocking Chair.
Oh, that's the worst. ALL: Oh...
CHEERING, WHOOPING
Wow! He knows what he's doing. He knows. He absolutely loves it.
Go on, boy! CHEERING
# I mean business High heels on the floor... #
"Inappropriate behaviour".
# I mean business You know what I came for... #
I'm fucked.
Come on. LAUGHTER
Formal warning, my friend, because one -
re-coupling speech, absolute joke.
Number two - remember, I am the prize.
And number three - situationships are not for me.
WHISPERING:Enjoy, my friend.
That was the hat-trick, so we'll take the match ball,
and we'll move on from it.
CHEERING # What you want, what you want
# Give me what I want What you want, what you want
# If I want it, I've got to get it Give me what I want. #
# It's not right, but it's OK I'm gonna make it anyway... #
IAIN STIRLING: The Islanders are getting ready for the night,
and, warning, the following montage contains images of Patsy
wearing a merkin that badly needs a trim.
Miimes, I think Uma does know... about the kiss.
Maybe you should speak to her so that...
cos she knows that you know as well. Yeah, I will.
# Don't you dare come round... #
I kissed, like, Mimii in bed. What?
Mate, you're a fucking player, mate. Stop.
# I'm gonna make it anyway, Pack your bags, up and leave,
# And don't you dare come running Back to me
# It's not right, but it's OK I'm gonna make it anyway... #
Right, guys and gals, here's to an amazing evening.
Everyone is looking as tasty as my pick and mix!
CHEERING
# Leave your key, I'd rather be alone than unhappy. #
How are you? Thinking about everything?
Are you enjoying being back to normal again?
Yeah, I am enjoying being back to normal,
but I'm at a point now where, like, I feel like you would think that
now your head would kind of been swaying towards more
knowing who you want to spend more time with.
I am starting to... Mmm. ..know what I want...
Yeah. ..I'd say.
Starting to grow up, maybe. Who'd have thought it?
Fucking hell, maybe in your next re-coupling speech
you might say some nice things.
And obviously I'm not going to say the decision is going to be tonight
at 11 o'clock. No, I'm not saying that.
But I'm saying, like, I am starting to know what I want.
Yeah, because I feel like, for me, obviously,
I don't know how she would react if she found out about last night,
but I'm not planning on telling her.
Are you planning on telling her? No.
Where you are in terms of if she stuck it on you,
would you kiss her? No. You wouldn't?
I told you I wouldn't. You wouldn't do that? No.
Good. You've kissed her now, for me, if you were to do that again...
Yeah, I know. ..I would feel very, very different.
The way which Ronnie was talking, I would like to think
that he was indicating more towards me.
In this moment right now, I feel like it should be...
He should have more clarity on the situation
as to who he wants to spend more time with.
I'm not a mug, I'm not an idiot, do you know what I mean?
But who knows what Ronnie Vint wants?
IAIN: Ayo wants to talk to Ron and Uma,
but sometimes Ron likes to sort stuff out on his own.
Ayo, remember, if Ronnie uses a code word, "he's a good boy, man."
Do not approach!
I just don't really know what to think
about the whole situation, Ron. He's a good boy, man.
And obviously I can see that he does really like you.
Do you think he's leaning towards more me or Mimii?
Because I'm not doing all this back-and-forth, back-and-forth,
that's not what I'm about.
He does want to see where it goes with you.
I just feel like I'm waiting on an apology.
You know what I mean?
He's not a stupid guy, he knows how to be respectful,
so what are you doing?
It's just actually just annoying.
Do you want to go inside? Inside where?
As in inside, inside? Yeah.
Is this a joke? Oh.
.
Like, I'm not being funny, like, stuff like this puts me off
so much as well, Ronnie. Like, so much.
Like, I'm literally there crying earlier and you don't like...
Fuck off, like...
Do you reckon there's something...?
I think it's so disrespectful, honestly.
No, we're not going in there. Are we going there?
Yeah. Why can't we? Is that a bad thing?
I don't know. Bloody heck.
Where it all began. Huh? Where it all began, huh.
I feel like a fucking mug. Don't feel like a mug at all.
SHE SIGHS
What? Are they up there?
It's Mimii and Ayo.
Oh, that's audacity, you know? Not while you are sitting there.
That is taking the fucking...
Oh, girls, behave. It's nothing.
It's just somewhere to go sit and talk.
You sure it's them? Yeah, babe.
I feel like you shouldn't watch. I feel like that's torture to you.
No, I'm not watching. Are you dumb?
Why did you take me to the flipping terrace, mate?
Why not?
Because it's too... Like, I feel exposed. I feel naked.
Don't say that. Stop it.
You're so far away, there's bare pillows. I know.
You want to come closer?
Don't do anything crazy right now. I won't. I don't do crazy.
What you checking your mirrors for?
Because I'm scared. You're going to get me in trouble.
Is that so?
Do you know what's mad, yeah?
I was actually here first, at the end of the day.
THEY LAUGH
I'm not sure how to feel. I'm not sure how to feel.
WHISPERS:Is it still going on? Yeah.
The chat upstairs is still going on.
OK, can you come a bit closer,
cos I feel like you're so far away.
Like, you know when you go to someone's house
and they're sitting on the edge of the bed?
Edge of the bed, you know about that one.
That's it.
It's every man for himself, innit? Every man for himself, bro.
I'm kind of just cracking on, bro.
And if things are obviously gonna stay as they are,
then I 100% know that Uma will be way more awkward.
Yeah.
What are you thinking?
I'm thinking I'm happy to be in this moment right now.
I think this is needed. Mm.
I'm happy to get cuddles tonight. Hmm, yeah.
And I'm glad I made my decision, at the end of the day,
you know what I mean? It was the right one.
Yeah?
I'm happy with the way things are going.
Mm. Erm... That's how I feel.
That's what I feel. That's good to know.
Come here.
# I think everybody knows Why I'm here
# Yeah
# And it might not go my way
# Deep, deep
# Real deep
# Deep, deep
# Real deep. #
IAIN: Ron and Harriett's latest plan
to get away with flirting right under Jess's nose
is to cunningly camouflage themselves
on the black and white sofa. Where did they go?!
How are you, baby? I'm good, babes, how are you?
I'm good.
How was your chat?
It was fine. All good.
And she was just saying,
sooner rather than later, I need to know what's going on.
So, what are you thinking there?
I'm thinking I'm getting to know you both... Mm?
And obviously, you're both beautiful girls, like,
and you both have things that I like,
so it's just obviously getting to you obviously know you more,
and then...
I guess it's just... I don't know.
What? What don't you know?
Are you leaning more towards me or not?
Erm, honestly... You're not sure?
I'm level. OK.
You know what I mean? That's honesty.
OK. I don't know. It's just easier, isn't it?
Because obviously you're in a couple with her.
Mm. So...
I guess we'll see.
We ain't sharing a bed at night. It's different.
You get to stare across at me at night.
I see your head popping up.
LAUGHTER
Head popping up every now and then.
No, I don't.
I'm just bloody bored with my couple, so like...
You know what I mean? I can't force anything.
You're just looking up at me.
I couldn't sleep last night, though. I was just...
Why, was you thinking about me all the time?
All night, thinking about you, Harriett.
Too much... Too much on your mind.
Oh, Ronnie.
'I don't actually know what's going on in my mind.'
Like, I talk to, obviously, say, Jess for instance,
and I think, yeah, this is proper,
and then Harriett, have a chat with her,
and I think, yeah, this is blinding. Head is scrambled.
I'm gonna have to make a decision soon.
IAIN: Ladies, please don't let Ron's behaviour put you off men.
They almost never selfishly string two girls along at once.
Now, where were we? Oh, yeah.
Here's Ayo, who's selfishly stringing two girls along at once.
Dammit!
You OK? I'm not bad.
Hmm! I bet. Don't do that.
No, seriously, though, you're taking the piss a little bit.
I'm taking the piss? Yeah.
Like, honestly, you know that I'm upset earlier,
and it seems even more to me that you don't really care
when you're sitting across from me having a chat
or getting up close and pulling Mimii up to the terrace.
Understood. I'm not saying I'm not OK with that.
I get it. It just seems to me, like,
when I'm upset and you know that I'm upset,
you should have cleared the air before you've done that.
OK. D'you know what I mean?
Yeah, I get you. I've been so, so honest,
and I just feel, like, it's almost, like,
I've been left in the dark,
and now I'm the one feeling like a mug.
What made it hard for me with you
is understanding where I stood with you,
as in I was getting to know you more,
and I was still unclear on how you felt about me.
Yeah, yeah.
I've always said to you that I'm open
and I want you to be open,
but I would have rather if it was equal,
then you would have implied that more
with your actions and your words to me.
So, like, for me, like,
I'm not gonna say that you can't continue,
like, getting to know her at all,
but I don't to be involved in something
where you're kissing her in bed and this and that,
cos I'm just gonna get my feelings hurt at the end of the day.
I'm not gonna keep myself in a little triangles where, like,
two people are more connected than I am.
I'm obviously interested in you more than anyone else in here.
Yeah.
Which is why I'm not prepared to get my feelings involved
in something where I'm gonna be feeling like I'm getting mugged off.
Yeah, I'll do my best to try and bear that in mind.
Sometimes it may be hard for me,
because it's, like, I'm trying to comprehend.
You're just a boy. LAUGHTER
You said it. THEY LAUGH
Stop! HE LAUGHS
No, but, like, real talk, I... Uma, I-I promise you,
the last thing I want to see is upset. And the best thing...
I promise you, I will continue to do is be honest with you.
I'm not leaning a certain way, but naturally,
I've spent more time with Mimii,
so I'm more drawn to that situation a lot more,
but, like, at the same time, I still feel a way about Uma.
I still want to develop that and see how far I can push that as well.
So I'm really just trying to go both ways with it.
You know, I'm still trying to figure out what works for me.
IAIN: Harriett reckons that Ronnie needs lessons in decorum,
decency, and above all, aim.
Ronnie has been eye-fucking me all day.
Oh, my God. You know he has.
Making comments this whole time, eyeing me up in the challenge.
He's fucking half coupled up with me, half coupled up with Jess.
He's taking me to the Hideaway, so all of these actions.
Why has he done all this stuff if he's just not decided? Mm.
You don't say to someone that you're thinking of them in bed all night.
He said that to me. "I'm thinking of you all night"?
Yeah, pretty much. Mm, this is weird.
Why is he doing all this if he still wants to be with Jess?
I'm so confused. Yeah.
What one is it? Yeah. Cos why is he...?
He didn't need to do all that stuff. I know. And, like, I can't, like...
I'm not mugging myself off.
My heart is telling me to go for Ronnie, but my head is saying...
Don't. ..don't. Yeah.
I think he just fancies me, to be honest.
Where the fuck is he now?
And he can get his fucking fantasy out of his head. I don't know.
We don't know what he's been saying to Jess.
I don't think that they ping off each other. Ask him.
I have, and he said to me that he doesn't know.
SIGHS You both need to know, don't you?
Why is he so relaxed? I'm confused. Yeah, yeah.
I don't think that Ronnie actually knows what's going on
inside of his head, to be honest.
Now what? Like, I'm just not really sure.
Do you think you have a really strong connection with him?
I do, and I think in the sense of it is not just we get on really well,
like, we have a sexual thing there as well.
It's undeniable, that. How was he in bed last night?
It was touchy-feely. Did you kiss? Yeah.
You kissed last night? Yeah.
I asked him if anything happened in bed. Yeah. Go on.
He said, "I was thinking about you the whole night."
Is that what he said? Yeah. OK.
When did he say that? Literally just then. Did he?
He's been flirting with me all night, and I just think...
I just don't know what to do, Jess.
I'm not gonna lie to you, like, he did say that to me. Yeah.
He has literally been eye-fucking me the whole day. Yeah.
Like, I literally can't be arsed. Yeah.
You OK? Yeah, are you?
Yeah. Yeah?
# I'm gonna do whatever I want... #
Mate, you look like you're plotting. What are you getting up to?
Honestly, I don't how I'm getting away with this.
THEY LAUGH
It's just, like, absolutely fucking nuts from Ronnie.
I don't know who he thinks he is. Yeah, I know. I know.
You're right. You're right.
You will make the right decision for you. I will.
But they're just so fit, man.
# Whatever I want Whatever I want
# I do whatever I want. #
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