IAIN STIRLING: Previously...
..on Love Island...
SCREAMING
# I see the bad moon a-risin'...
Family Day led to drama.
She swerved onto Scott, mugged you off for three days...
I feel like he doesn't like me.
There's something... There's something not there at the moment.
You've got to give each other time.
I think you're right doing a slow burn.
What are the girls thinking of him?
I'm not really sure at the moment. OK.
And one romance hit new heights.
I got you a little something when I left.
# There's a bad moon on the rise...
Tonight...
One couple faces big questions.
It is hurting me.
I feel like he doesn't wanna kiss me and he doesn't wanna touch me.
Do you genuinely, actually like her and want to even be chatting to her?
And, get ready for the Talent Show.
# All my instincts Keep pulling me into you
# Tryna stay distant Cos I don't wanna make a...
# Wrong move Wrong move
# Wrong move...
The Islanders are buzzing from seeing their families.
After I visit my mum, I'm always buzzing,
cos her sherry trifle is 95% sherry.
But the day's left Scott with more doubts than ever.
Yeah, so, obviously, we had the chat this morning, didn't we? Mm.
And I'm like, I can't...
She's being very, very full-on about the situation.
Yeah. And I'm...
I'm not at that stage yet, and that's really the bottom line of it.
Yeah. Hearing my mum and my sister talk and saying,
like, there is that spark there, so just keep going with it,
keep it ticking over. Yeah.
When someone from the outside... Yeah, gives their opinion.
..Gives their opinion and you're like, yeah, yeah, totally.
It's not a thing, I've never said
I wanted to dead it off or anything like that.
Yeah. It's more a matter of,
I feel like I definitely need to slow it down with her.
I'm not at that stage, like, it's really the first week
of getting to know her and I'm meeting her parents, like, it's...
It all comes at you quickly.
And, like, she's a very, very affectionate person.
I wouldn't say I am. At times, I'm quite cold.
It's just how I am at times.
But she has taken everything to sort of heart at the moment.
With her, as well, hearing her family's perspective,
actually saying, you know what, it's actually OK to have a slow burn,
I think that should be a nice thing for her to hear,
because then it kind of calms things down a little bit.
Yeah, I think she's just, like,
comparing our situation to everyone else's situation.
That's not the pace that I do want to go at.
And I'm not gonna force it or fake it, like, that's the...
That's really the way.
It's just about, you know, speaking to her,
telling her how you feel, telling her that she is your priority
and you wanna spend the most amount of time with her.
But at the same time, I'm not sure how it would go down.
How she takes that, that's then on her.
I feel like me and Abi are completely different stages
of where we want this to be.
So, if it works, it works. If it doesn't, it doesn't.
How much approval did I get?
You got full approval, that's why I'm smiling!
Do you know what's mad, though?
No, what?
I said to my mum, what you saying? Green lighting it?
And she was like, "Yeah".
Your mum spoke about marriage, babe!
Yeah, true!
Come on! What more of a green light do you want?
I don't know, I just want direct instructions!
LAUGHTER
No...
While I was looking over,
my mum was like, "Should I get a wedding hat?"
I said, "What?"
"Should I get the wedding hat ready?"
I said, "Mum, what are you talking about? Slow down, slow down!"
Your mum was talking like she wants some grandkids!
What about it?
LAUGHTER
Are you saying you will do? She ships us!
LAUGHTER
No, your mum is so lovely.
Your little brother is cool too. I just feel like...
I feel like our families, they got on.
Yeah, they were cool, they were cool with each other.
I like your mum. I've got a lot of time for her.
Our families coming in today just took it to a whole 'nother level,
like... Yeah, trust me.
It just gave me, like, complete, 100%, like, reassurance from them.
Yeah.
And, yeah, there's not a doubt in my mind about us.
And I'm just so sure about us and that we're just, like...
So sure. I feel so good about us.
I like being like this. Yeah.
I like putting your feelings above mine sometimes. Not all the time!
But, yeah, sometimes. You know what I mean?
I'm, like... It's just a sick feeling.
It is. I feel so good.
Love you. I love you too.
ABI SIGHS
I know I obviously said I was gonna pull you yesterday
but we didn't really get a chance.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I feel like we are going at this at very, very different paces.
Yeah.
Like I said earlier, maybe you need a slow burner.
Maybe we need to calm things down.
No, I know.
But it's only really been the last few days
where we've been like we're giving this a go.
And I feel like because I'm like this
and you get very emotionally invested so quickly,
I feel like I've been trying
to at least meet you in the middle somewhere. OK.
And I feel like you've still been up here.
So I feel like you need to come down and meet me in the middle somewhere.
OK. It's not a matter of spending
every minute of every day together, for me, just yet.
Yeah. The thing is as well, I want to get to know you. Yeah.
And if you isn't right, then you're not right.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah. It is what it is,
but I don't want you to pretend to be someone else.
I'm happy to meet in the middle. I want to meet in the middle.
Don't worry about the coffee, babe, it's fine.
Like, just forget it!
I was feeling a little bit unsure of me and Scott
because I burn brighter than the sun when I'm in a relationship,
whereas Scott is the polar opposite.
But I'm not going to let my head get scrambled again.
I'm just going to focus on trying to meet in the middle,
trying to figure this out between us.
And, yeah, positive vibes.
IAIN: During family day,
Jess noticed her mum Sarah had reservations.
She did - a table for 12 at Reflections bar.
It was a lively night.
And FYI, families, we expect that bill money back.
How was your day? It was unreal.
It was nice, wasn't it? Yeah.
Such a good little day. Yeah. Do you know what?
Like, I'm gonna be honest with you. Oh, no.
With my mum, yeah, she always has her guard up.
The way everyone else's parents have been about everyone else,
like, my mum didn't give me kind of that reaction
so I kind of was a little disheartened.
I think because she has her guard up,
and she's seen us go through everything together...
She is, honestly, such an overprotective mum.
I feel like we've been on such a journey compared to everyone else.
Yeah, we have. It's not just something
she's going to get like that.
She's just met you today. No, of course.
Yeah, just upset me a little bit.
For me, I thought she was way more understanding of me
than I even thought. OK, that's good, then.
I thought she wasn't going to be at all. OK, that's good, then.
At the end of the day, Jess, you're her daughter.
She cares about you a lot. Yeah.
She's protective. My mum's protective.
If you had the same journey I did, my mum would probably be the same.
I can see you are proving yourself,
and I can genuinely see that you are trying.
It's the start, do you know what I mean?
Whereas for us, we've been through everything together. We're deep.
We are so deep. And I feel like it's only going to take time.
My mum having her guard up, it's only because she cares.
And she does genuinely like him, but she does not love him yet,
so maybe it'll come at a later stage.
IAIN: Mitch has grabbed Abi for a chat.
Mitch's family reckon Abi still fancies Mitch,
while Abi's dad, Chris, thought Abi should stay in touch with Mitch...
because Abi's boiler's been playing up.
Well, my mum said she's glad we are not... it didn't rekindle.
My dad was like, "I don't know. Obviously there's nothing there,
"but maybe you'd be friends when you get out."
And my mum was like... No.
And then I was like, "As if.
"I don't want someone like that, who is so disrespectful in my life.
"It is just not for me." No. 100%. I get that.
My mum came in, and my mum is a straight arrow.
My mum still believes that... from what my mum's seen,
that there are still feelings there. What, feelings towards me?
No. From me?
From me. And I just said... From me to you?
Yeah. I went, "I'm not sure what you've seen, Mum."
I feel like we're past it.
But it's difficult because you did it first with Scott.
You... It's not like I did it out of the blue, and...
That's it. We're gonna have to leave it and we'll agree to disagree.
Yeah, I understand that.
The stuff that you said to me, you literally sold me a dream
and literally ripped it out from under... Do you know what I mean?
And just took it all away.
The thing is, Abi, I'm not gonna sit here and go...
Hi.
Hi. What's going on?
We're just having a tiff about today with the parents and stuff.
Right.
It's just going over and round and round, the same conversation.
I felt like it was all squashed. Cos it's just prolonging it.
I'm hearing stuff from my mum and stuff. I just feel like...
What was your mum saying?
My mum obviously thinks, from what she's seen,
that you still have a lot of feelings for me.
I've avoided you as much as I can
because I don't want the interaction.
I don't need the interaction from you.
We live together, yeah, so we'll walk past each other at some point.
This is not a big deal for me. The thing is...
Why has it all opened up again, then?
Like... I can't be arsed with this.
The situation with me and Mitch is a non-existent situation.
We just end up going in circles every single time we talk.
On the outside world, he'd be blocked.
You're trying to be nice because you feel like...
not guilty, but you don't want her to feel like shit.
She's obviously took it the wrong way.
For me, if I didn't care about anyone any more,
I'd be fine with it. It would be a mutual conversation.
Me and Ty, I'm absolutely fine with him in the villa.
Do you know what I mean?
But I feel like she can't even be cool with you,
so it shows maybe she does have feelings. I don't know.
IAIN: I am furious.
I had a prime Wagyu fillet steak in the fridge
and some heathen has only gone and turned into burger patties.
I'm so glad that we just squashed whatever that beef was
because our friendship is actually deep. It's sisterly.
Same, I feel like little things can just be, like, just wait, whoa!
And do you know what?
Even the way we made up it was, like, "We forgot about it."
All it took was a hug, like, deep it? All it was, was some love.
Even to disagree with someone and just when we come back
and we're just, like, "I see you, you see me".
And when we bounce back.
Because you know the bounce-back,
and how you bounce back with some friends
and it's kind of, like, "Mm. Unless you're salty."
But it is never salty. It's like, "It's done."
As in, it's actually done. It is actually done.
We can laugh about it. Yeah, we'll laugh about it.
I know exactly where this goes.
But it is definitely nice to have only one, like, argument.
One argument.
It's actually... It's an achievement! Go us!
Our friendship! About selfishness.
THEY LAUGH
About "shellfushness"...
THEY LAUGH About challenges?
You're wrong for that! LAUGHTER
And I stand beside it, but... I love you. I don't even care.
I don't care. Love you.
IAIN: The Islanders are off to bed and I'm gonna have my dinner.
Vegetables and jus of shallots and peppercorn sauce,
generally drizzled over Weetabix, cos some chancer ruined my steak!
# Oh, oh I'm like your night-time ritual
# But I'm asking for A little bit more
# Searching for a reason not to... Na, na, na
# A reason not to Walk out the door... #
Your dad was cool. Really?
Yeah. You like him? Yeah.
So happy he came, I can't believe it!
Before Sammy even told his mum and dad
that we was boyfriend and girlfriend,
apparently, the first thing they said was,
"We absolutely love her."
RAPPING:# I swear down I was glad to see Scott
# And his mum and sis All taking pics
# Mitch, on the terrace of his Mum, Dad and his sis, no... #
# Oh, oh, oh My God, you're so damn typical
# I guess that you have Done this before... #
Did your dad say anything to you today that you'll be, like, "Oh."
Or was it all calm?
He was way more, um...
..supportive than I thought he was gonna be.
JESS: Hasta luego! Hasta la vista!
# I've been caught up In something physical
# Made out you were Someone original... #
ALL SAY GOOD NIGHT, ALL BABBLE
# I've been caught up In something physical
# Made out you were someone original
# Only into me for the visual Oh, oh, oh. #
IAIN: It turns out that, back in 2018,
Molly's mum and dad shared a bed with Zach on a reality TV show.
I can't believe my parents have met Zach the way I've met Zach.
Who's feeling happy after seeing our mums and dads?
Come on!
Come on, Ella! Come on, Ella!
MOLLY CHEERS
We've seen our mums and dads!
CHEERING
SCREAMING
# So let me hold you
# Boy, caress my body
# You got me going crazy
# You turn me on Turn me on
# Let me jam you
# Boy, wind all around...
Into the final week. Crazy.
Parents were met, they approve.
It's me and you. It's me and you!
We all know about it!
He's my man now!
LAUGHTER
It's me and you against the world, baby!
# There's a new-found desire
# That maybe I can change your mind...
Such a ray of sunshine this morning, Mol!
Oh, I know, I just really wanted to.
So bad, I could see that.
You've just been waiting to jump on those beds!
I know!
# Turn me Turn me on
Turn me
Turn me on
# Let me jam you
# Boy, wind all around me You got me going crazy
# You turn me on Turn me on. #
How's it going, boys? Morning, boys.
Morning, boys. You sharing, Sammy?
Yeah, for me, boys, obviously, asking Jess to be my girlfriend
before I spoke to my mum and dad, it was a big risk for me.
But it felt at the time...
It felt right, I didn't wanna wait any longer.
What were Jess's family like towards you?
Her mum, I expected her to be a bit colder,
but it's just a case of carrying on proving to her mum that,
listen, like, Jess is the only girl that I want.
How are you, Jess?
I didn't expect my mum to come in and be like, "I love him", you know?
And my mum, she's so overprotective
and, like, she said that she likes him, and I feel like it's just
one of them things that he just has to prove to her kind of in time.
And I feel like all it'll take is a couple of, like, family barbecues.
Yeah.
Have a few drinks and they'll be chatting each other's ears off,
do you know what I mean? That's all it'll take.
Still buzzing from yesterday.
Being able to introduce Molly to those two.
She pulled me to the terrace last night.
And when she left the first time, the girl went to the airport
and bought me this little bracelet.
Aw! That's really sweet.
She is a cutie, isn't she? Yeah, that's really nice.
I'm happy for you guys. You guys are, like...
Cos you're in different situations, so how was that?
Yeah, a lot has happened for you, girl.
Yeah, I'm just so conflicted on this whole Scott situation,
to be honest with you girls.
Like, I really have no idea, like, where my head's at with at all.
Like, I like him.
My heart tells me, like, "you're being hurt".
My head is saying, "don't be an idiot, like, he's a good guy".
And he's telling me with his words.
Like, the way that Scott communicates is through words
not through actions.
You're talking different languages.
It is, it's completely different.
I am a strong believer of, like, men are action people.
And I don't think you should ever listen to a man's words.
Nuh-uh. You should talk to men like this.
Yeah.
Cos they'll tell you what you want to hear.
I feel like you yourself aren't happy.
I feel like I need to give it a shot, because, like,
I would have closed it off, but I feel like I need to give it a shot.
But I thought he was going to close it off as well yesterday.
Really? Yeah, from the boys.
You definitely heard that? From the boys.
Definitely? Who?
I'm not gonna say names, but I heard.
He'll ask me. He can ask the boys.
Yeah.
It must be me, like... No, it's not, girl, it's not you.
It's honestly not you.
You just haven't found the right person for you.
You're great, hence why people want some of that greatness, you know?
It might take a little bit longer, but it will come.
Hug.
We got you.
IAIN: Scott wants to discuss his situation with Abi.
Scott, I wouldn't pull on that thread...
or your shorts'll fall apart.
Look at your thing...
Wait, Scott, how do you actually feel about Abi? Genuinely.
Oh, by the way, Scott, I've not said a word.
I am asking cos I genuinely am curious.
The last few days have just been scary for me, like... Why?
Going, like, so quickly, and, like...
How are you moving quickly, though?
She's just expecting it to be, like...
Yeah, but you're moving fast in some aspects of your relationship...
That's what I've said. ..to do stuff,
but then you can't be not wanting to hold her hand,
not wanting to kiss her randomly, like... It don't make sense.
Wait, you can't hold her hand?
It's just more the fact that of she sees how everyone else is,
and she wants to spend every minute of every day with me,
I'm not at that stage yet.
Do you genuinely actually like her and want to even be chatting to her?
There was a reason that I got to know her in the first place.
But I feel like, if you know that it's not that
and it's never gonna be that, it's better to let her know early on.
It's not a case of not wanting to get to know her, or...
But I just don't want to be moving at the pace
that she wants to be moving at.
But you do still wanna move forward. Just slow, much slower.
She is not going to, that's not her vibe.
That's on her. I've said, if you want this to continue,
it needs to be chill. Do you know what, yeah,
just tell her that, like, "I'm not into the handholding,
"I can't kiss you." Is that all that is?
I had been doing a bit of that... Shh!She wants more.
She wants more.
It's not about that, though. It is.
Hey, Scott, shall we go talk? Let's go.
Keep me out of it. TY CHUCKLES
Keep me out. Keep me so far away from that conversation, please.
ABI CHUCKLES This is just chaos.
Oh, it's gonna be hot. Yep, it's hot.
Yeah, I know.
So how have you woke up today? What have you heard?
CHUCKLES What have I heard?
I had a chat with Whit and Moll this morning.
Whit sort of said that, like, you were planning on, like,
deading it of yesterday.
I'll be honest, I didn't know if this was gonna come up or not.
Yesterday, I had a wobble. I woke up in the morning,
I was like, "Oh, my God, this is moving so quickly."
And then I realised we don't need to go at the same pace we're going,
and we don't need to dead it off. There's a third option here,
where we can just chill it out because there is something there.
What do you reckon's going on at the fire pit? I don't know.
I mean we all know they're far apart. They're very distant.
Is the end of this one? Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
What, you think he's ending it. Potentially, yeah.
I feel, like, very rejected. It's not that, because...
If I did want to end it, I would pull you in, and I would do it.
There is something there for me, it's just, obviously,
with what I said last night,
I needed to sort of back it up with action, do you know what I mean?
So it wasn't just carrying on as we were, sort of thing.
So there was like a...
You do see the sort of the chill, the slowing down.
I can't make a connection with someone
that doesn't wanna give me a kiss or a cuddle, like, I can't...
I physically won't. It won't work. Yeah.
I do want you to be aware that, like, it is upsetting for me,
like, to not have anything come. Yeah.
Honestly, when Whit said that... Yeah. ..I just said, "OK, done."
It is hurting me that, like, he doesn't...
I feel like he doesn't wanna kiss me. He doesn't wanna touch me.
So my guard is up until I get something back.
I think Scott would rather chill with us in all our couples
than chill with Abi.
Yeah, she mades the things that she wants...
Even, like, a coffee in the morning...
She's thinkin' about coffee, bro.
You've gotta put a scoop of coffee, some water and some milk in a cup
and just give it to her and...
If you're not feeling something, just let it go, no?
Scott's literally just lying through his teeth.
But all these chats with Abi at the minute, yeah?
Are lying and probably avoiding questions, avoiding this.
But if you're just honest and they have normal chit-chat,
it'll probably be the chance for them to be better.
I feel like we have deaded it off without actually saying it.
No, no, honestly, we haven't deaded this off.
Do you know what I mean? This is not deaded off.
Mm.
It's just a little bit slower and-and the fact that
we're even slower means things will become more natural now.
It isn't a matter that I'm never gonna get there,
it's just that I'm not there yet.
I'm just wary. I don't wanna get mugged off again. I don't want...
That's why I, like...
I don't want rumours going around about me...
If this doesn't...
If this doesn't work now, you won't have been mugged off because...
It's just right. It's just me being honest.
And we're trying.
Do you know what I mean? We're trying.
Yeah. I just want honesty.
'It's been a very confusing time getting to know each other.'
Feeling more positive, but I don't wanna speak to soon
because I keep saying I feel positive
and then something else happens. So that's why the guard's up.
And it won't be coming down
unless I'm given very, very clear good reason to let it come down.
IAIN: Ella reckons Ten Things I Hate About You
was half the length it should have been and a bit too negative.
Why don't you tell me 20 things you love about me?
Have you got heatstroke, babe? You need to start wearing your hat!
SHE LAUGHS
What about four? OK, let's hear the four.
I love the way...
..you smell like Wotsits. TEXT ALERT
Oh! I've got a text!
READS ALOUD:
CHEERING
# Hand up to the sky Watch me in the spotlight
# Everybody catch my vibe
# I said cheap sunglasses on
# Certified, girl look me up 100% swagger... #
Well, this is when the world finds out I'm talentless!
Talent show!
I'm a man of many talents, so it's gonna be hard to narrow it down.
Bring me a horse, I'll do showjumping.
THEY CHUCKLE
Oh! Oh, my God. I don't have a talent.
# I'm coming, coming Coming, coming...
IAIN: The Islanders are about to show off their talents, which means
tonight could be Love Island's first ever 2.5-part episode.
# I'm coming out
# I want the world to know
# Got to let it show...
How are we feeling, boys, about tonight?
I'm ecstatic!
# I'm coming out
# I want the world to note...
Guys, please help me, cos if Scott's singing,
I'm just gonna have to crawl inside my body.
# There's a new me coming out
# And I just have to live
# And I want to give
# I'm completely positive...
I'm nervous, I can't lie.
It's fine, we've got it.
It's a talented group, this, boys.
Are we gonna see something special tonight?
I'm a man of many talents, you're all about to see.
# I'm coming out
# I want the world to know
# Got to let it show
# I'm coming
# I'm coming out
# I want the world to know
# Got to let it show...
Cheers to us and all the talent inside the villa.
It's gonna be a good night, one to remember.
Let's showcase what we're made of!
ALL CHEER
IAIN STIRLING: Get ready for singing, dancing,
and very possibly, Mitch fixing a leaky tap live.
It's the Love Island Talent Show!
Sit in the middle, babe, good for you!
We're in this together. Team!
So excited!
# I'm coming out
# So you'd better Get this party started...
Who's going first?
# I'm coming out...
This is going to be ridiculous.
I'm actually excited.
It's nice to sit round the fire pit with some good news, innit?
Yeah! Yeah!
Fun stuff.
LAUGHTER
# Get this party started...
CHEERING
# You spin my head right round Right round...
Go on, Molly!
# When you go down When you go down...
IAIN: Molly said she needed some hula hoops for her act.
I got her a grab bag of the salt and vinegar ones.
# When you go down When you go down, down
# Hey, walk out that house With my swagger
# Hop in there with dough I got places to go!
# People to see Time is precious
# I looked at my cotty Are ya out of control?
# Just like my mind Where I'm goin'
# No women No shawties
# No nothin' but clothes
# No stoppin' now My Pirellis on roll
# I like my jewellery That's always on whoa...
THEY CHANT:Hey, hey, hey...
# I know the storm is comin'
# My pockets keep tellin' me It's gonna shower
# Call up my homies It's on
# Then pop in the next Cos this mix'll be ours
# We keep a fade-away shot Cos we ballin'
# It's Platinum Patron That be ours
# Lil mama, I owe you Just like the flowers
# Girl, you the drink With all that goodie powers...
CHEERING
# You spin my head right round Right round
# When you go down When you go down, down
# You spin my head right round Right round
# When you go down When you go down down...
CHEERING
# From the top of the pole I watch her go down
# She got me throwin' My money around...
Yes, Molly!
# Ain't nothin' more beautiful To be found
# It's goin' down, down...
CHEERING
Standing ovation, standing ovation!
# It's goin' down, down...
My girl, Molly, she's set the bar high.
The standard was set.
I never wished to be a hula hoop so bad in my life!
Love it, Molly!
Love it, Mol! Nice one, Mol!
Thank you, everyone!
# When you go down When you go down, down
# You spin my head right round...
I was very nervous. Did not know how it would go down.
But everyone had my back.
I did my little tricks, and I think I smashed it for the first one.
That was really good, actually.
That was so cute. It was really cute.
It was actually really sexy, as well.
IAIN: Tonight, Lochan will throw a disk.
Poor bugger - I did that earlier carrying the big shop up the stairs.
Let's go, my people!
CHEERING
# Hit it...
Let's go!
I'm gonna be chucking a frisbee at a target.
Ten years ago, I played frisbee for Great Britain,
so hopefully, I can hit some of them.
Wow!
I need the energy if I hit them, people, so let's get the untz-untz!
No way!
# Let's go one more time... #
Whoo!
Hey, let's go!
Let's go, Loch!
THEY CHEER
# Love you Till you're satisfied... #
Come on!
THEY CHEER
Yeah! Yeah!
WHITNEY: It's literally so fun!
Is it getting hotter?
LAUGHTER Go get those wisbees!
He pulled that one out the bag. Pa-chow!
Just went...
Frisbee, who throws a frisbee like that?
Surely, it's like that.
But, oh, my God, I was so impressed, like, what the hell?
LOCHAN:Shall we go further back? Further back?
Further back.
THEY CHEER
# I hit it two times... #
THEY CHEER # Three times
# F-Four times... #
I'm feeling amazing.
I haven't touched a frisbee for ten years,
so the fact that I actually hit one, if not a few, is a great feeling.
And seeing all the boys there jumping up and down
made me feel that much better.
IAIN: Next up, put your hands together
for Ty and Whitney's debut,
and with any luck, farewell live performance.
Meow! Meow! Meow!
THEY CHEER
What's going on, my people? Say what?
Big Whit and Ty. Big Whit!
LAUGHING: I'm so excited for these guys!
BEAT STARTS, CHEERING
RAPS:I can be a baddie and a lady
Don't do shit less it pays me Pays me
Can't let no man play me
Couldn't give a toss If you lot hate me
I'll never change for nobody
Come, babe Come feel on this whole body
Cos I'm locked in
With her man
Locked in with Lochan, and, man
If you're a bad B Then let me see your hands
Ay Giving bad bitch
BOTH:Bad bitch, bad bitch
It's giving bad bitch Bad bitch, bad bitch
Can't lie, I love me a baddie Yeah
Talk about take me out like Paddy Ah
You know that I got it Drop me the addy
Anything covered...
Period Bad Bs come in all shapes and sizes
My one's five foot seven and stylish THEY CHEER
RAPS:Slim with a butt, I like it
Yeah, her smile be the brightest
I'm in love with The way that I'm living
Out here with my Gs, just chillin'
You can send me home I'm already winnin'
Whit, tell 'em what it's givin' It's givin' bad bitch
Bad bitch, bad bitch It's givin' bad bitch
ALL:Bad bitch, bad bitch
Bad bitch, bad bitch
It's givin' bad bitch
It's givin' bad bitch...
Do you know what?
That was the first mention I got in a rap,
so love that. SHE CHUCKLES
THEY CHEER
Coming to a club near you. It's a mad duet.
Not me, him. Him. Do you know what I'm saying?
THEY LAUGH
It's a Whitney and Tyrique duet ting.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah...
If you want us to make a track, shout us, you know what time it is.
Period.
So, I was the muse, if you didn't know.
SHE LAUGHS
Do you know that artist up there, was that your man?
That was my man, my man, my man. Mad, innit? That's crazy.
Speechless. Lots of words.
I'm the lady. A baddie and a lady.
It's in the song. It's in the song.
Someone sign Ty immediately. Someone sign this guy immediately.
THEY CHEER
MUSIC: 'Get Get Down' by Paul Johnson
IAIN STIRLING: Sammie's performance involves a towel.
I wish he'd just thrown it in before he started.
I'm gonna show you all that I'm a man of many talents.
Everyone, enjoy.
CHEERING AND CLAPPING Come on!
# Down, down, down, down, down
ALL: Whoa!
# Down, down, down, down, down
This guy's brilliant! # Down, down, down, down, down
# Down, down, down, down, down. # CHEERING
Let's get hyped! Let's get hyped!
Let's get hyped!
THEY CHEER
# Everything's gonna be all right
# Like a shooting star Across the midnight sky
# Wherever you are You're gonna see me fly... #
Take one, take one, take one! CHEERING AND CLAPPING
# Like a shooting star Across the midnight sky
# Wherever you are You're gonna see me fly... #
I mean, there's a lot going on, but what Sammie did bring is energy.
I rated it. I got one more thing.
Let's go!
You ready? I'm ready.
THEY CHEER
# Where were you to hold my hand
# Do the things that we had planned
# Yes, I need you... #
Love you! My hero!
My boyfriend had many talents. Unreal.
Proud girlfriend moment.
Thank you very much, everyone. My man, my man, my man!
IAIN STIRLING: You join us at the halfway point
of the Love Island Talent Show.
I see you join us, if you had any sense,
you'd have turned off ages ago.
And next up is Zach, playing with his balls.
APPLAUSE Best act of all.
Hi, guys, my name's Zach. I'm here to play some golf (!)
No, I'm joking... Obviously, here to show you some basketball skills.
A big part of my life, what I'd done for many years before.
Who'd have thought Love Island
would've brought me out of retirement.
Let's go! THEY CHEER
This is how you spin it on your finger.
# Slam dunk da funk... THEY CHEER
# Put it up If you got that feeling... #
Woo!
# Slam dunk da funk, put it up Put it up
If you got that feeling
Put it up... #
That's so good.
I'm gonna perform a few dunks, if my knees will let me.
# To the beat, give it up
# Slam dunk da funk, put it up If you got that feeling... #
THEY CHEER # Slam dunk da funk, put it up... #
I mean, Zach, I didn't know he had springs in his legs like that.
I was like, yeah, you've done well, mate.
God, it's Michael Jordan!
# Slam dunk da funk, put it up Put it up... #
ALL: Yeah! # Slam dunk da funk, put it up... #
Hey, you know what, you know what? I need some help for this last one.
Me, me, pick me, bro! Nah-Nah-Nah! Lochan, Lochan, Lochan.
# Push it in, pull it out To the beat
# Clap you hands... #
Shall I take it down? Kick it down!
Bring it to the floor, bro! # To the beat...
# Slam dunk da funk, put it up If you got that feeling... #
Let's go. Yes, yes, yes, yes. # Slam dunk da funk, put it up... #
I appreciate you all. Love you! Wooo!
I mean, wow. He looked hot, I was very, very impressed.
Let's go.
IAIN: Competitive dancer Ella B was gonna perform
the world's most dangerous stunt, cage waltzing.
For health and safety, we didn't let her.
Meow.
So, as you all know, I've been dancing since the age of three.
I'm gonna show you a few moves in free-style disco,
which I'm a dance champion in. THEY CHEER
Come on, girl.
# Shawty had them apple bottom jeans Boots with the fur... #
Wow! # The whole club was lookin' at her
# She hit the floor She hit the floor
# Next thing you know
# Shawty got low, low, low Low, low, low, low, low... #
Go on, Ella B!
# Them baggy sweat pants And the Reeboks with the straps... #
Please, be careful, please, be careful.
# She hit the floor She hit the floor
# Next thing you know... # Oh, wow!
# Shawty got low, low, low Low, low, low, low, low... #
# Hey, shawty, What I gotta do to get you home?
# My jeans filled with guap And they ready for shones
# Cadillacs, Maybachs For the sexy grown
# Patron on the rocks That'll make your moan
# One stack c'mon, two stacks c'mon Three stacks c'mon... #
Whoa! Whoa, damn.
# Baby-girl, I'm the man I invented rubber bands
# Shawty had them apple bottom jeans Boots with the fur, with the fur
# The whole club Was lookin' at her... #
CHEERING That girl can move.
She can bend like I didn't know humans could bend,
but she can do it, so she smashed it.
And I'm a very happy boy. I can't even speak, she did that well.
CHEERING AND WHOOPING
I don't think they actually thought
I could move like that in terms of flexibility, so, yeah, it was good.
IAIN: Abi's is up next, and, trust me, this act will blow,
literally and figuratively.
So, I don't know if you guys could've guessed
what I was gonna do tonight. No. No.
So I'm gonna make you guys some balloon animals.
CHEERING
So, wait, I'm gonna make you a crown because you're a queen.
ALL:Aw!
I can do everyone's.
This one's for you. Want to put it on?
LAUGHTER
OK. Yeah. Queen.
Wow.
What else can we do?
Abi's balloon performance was interesting.
She brought that face of make-up. Giving me Harley Quinn vibes.
Sammy, what do you want? Anything.
A dog? Yeah.
Try and do this.
Love it, Abi. I know. I like this colour.
You look amazing, by the way. Thanks.
It's the clown make-up. I've been feeling like a clown most days,
so I'm just gonna embrace it now.
Whoa. Look!
He's got a big tail.
CHEERING
He's a sausage dog.
It's gonna have a long old tail.
LAUGHTER
CHEERING
It's actually pretty good!
LAUGHTER
Argh! This one...
Who gets the heart? Yeah.
Is Scotty gonna get the heart?
See a heart here? I see the heart. Yeah!
Who gets the heart? Oh.
Maybe Sammy and Jess because... Yeah. Fair enough.
..boyfriend and girlfriend. Oh, thanks.
Thanks, everyone, for watching my balloon art.
CHEERING
Thank you.
Oh, my God, I can't believe I pulled that off.
I literally haven't done that in forever.
Everyone else has proper talents, and I'm just a clown.
CHEERING
IAIN: Ella and Jess have the same trousers, the same hats,
and - bad news, folks - exactly the same level of dancing ability.
# Come on, rude boy, boy Can you get it up?
Is you big enough?
# Take it, take it, baby, baby
# Take it, take it... # CHEERING
# Come on, rude boy, boy Can you get it up?
Is you big enough?
# Take it, take it, baby, baby
# Take it, take it, love me Love me... #
# Tonight, I'ma let you Be the captain
# Tonight I'ma let you Do your thing, yeah
# Tonight, I'ma let you be a rider
# Giddy up, giddy up Giddy up, babe... #
All I can say is... Yeah, it was a moment to remember.
Like Christmas for my eyeballs. It was amazing.
# G-G-G-G-Get it on, yeah
# Do you like it, boy? I want, want, want what you want
# Give it to me, baby Like boom, boom, boom
# What I want, want, want Is what you want, want, want
# Nah, nah
# Come on, rude boy, boy Can you get it up?
Is you big enough?
# Take it, take it, baby, baby... #
Ella and Jess gave me and Sammy a public lap dance.
I didn't really expect it, but do you know what?
It was a nice surprise.
The only complaint I've got is that it didn't go on for longer. Be real.
# Take it, take it, baby, baby
# Take it, take it Love me, love me. #
CHEERING
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
They loved it. Loved it.
They didn't know we could dance like that.
Yeah. That's called profesh!
LAUGHTER
Yeah, we kept that one quiet.
LAUGHTER
CHEERING
IAIN: I've been told Mitch is going to do a roast.
I hope it's not my Wagyu steak, you bloody chancer!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
What's he gonna do here, then?
Let's go!
Good evening, Islanders.
I've lived with most of you for seven weeks now
and picked up a couple of things along the way.
So, this is my Love Island 2023 roast.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Love it, Mitch!
Here we go!
Molly, you're so mature, it's like a 40-year-old in a 21-year-old's body.
You are that mature, you make Zach's hair grey.
LAUGHTER
I knew it was coming.
He's been dying to do a roast and speak the truth to everyone.
And he did it.
Whitney and Lochan, you haven't been through a hard time just yet,
but until you get out this villa and them DMs start flying,
those frisbee skills aren't gonna get you anywhere, son.
OK...
Ella and Ty obviously care a lot about each other.
Ella, you even brought a guy back from Casa Amor
to be best mates with Ty.
And obviously, Ty, you've always got so much to say,
but when you talk that fast, even I lose breath listening to you.
Ha-ha-ha.
That were a fake laugh, bro, what?!
I'm trying to help you out, bro!
LAUGHTER
Right, Sammy, you're so indecisive, you had to go through
ten different bombshells to find out Jess was the one.
And we still had to ask her to be your girlfriend, not you.
She is, though!
LAUGHTER
I'll be honest, Scott, you've not had a fair share in here.
I mean, the minute you walked in, you got called a game player.
I don't think that's fair.
Because, to be a game player, you have to have game.
LAUGHTER
You bottled it with Catherine, fumbled it with Gabby,
and no-one's got a clue what's happening between you and Abi.
I'm not agreeing with Mitch on most things at the moment,
but I will give him that one.
I think that was a good point he made in his roast today.
Abi, I mean, I've literally got nothing to say to you,
mainly because, whatever I say, you won't listen, and whatever
you retaliate with, you'll just deny the next day anyway.
That's not funny.
Right, err... Hm.
CRICKETS CHRIP
It's the crickets for me!
And of course, Ella B, when you walked in this villa,
I couldn't for the life of me figure out what that B meant.
It obviously meant beautiful. Look at her.
Thank you, guys, that's been my roast, and good night.
APPLAUSE
It was a roast for a reason,
so hopefully no-one took it to heart.
It was just a bit of light-hearted banter.
IAIN: What a night it's been,
and, oh, boy, have we saved the best for last!
And, no, we haven't. We've welcomed Scott.
# You've got the words To change a nation
# But you're biting your tongue
# You've spent a lifetime Stuck in silence
# Afraid you'll say something wrong
# If no-one ever hears it How they gonna learn your song?
# So come on, come on
# I wanna sing... #
Whoo!
# I wanna shout, I wanna scream Till the words dry out
# So put it all in the papers I'm not afraid
# They can read all about it Read all about it
# Oh, ooh, oh... #
ALL SING ALONG
Go for it, Scott!
OFF KEY:# At night We're waking up the neighbours
# While we sing away the blues... #
SCOTT LAUGHS You've got this, bro!
The nerves really be kicking in.
But we came in, we helped our guy, Scott, come through it.
Love you, Scott! Love you!
# I wanna sing, I wanna shout
# I wanna scream Till the words dry out
# So put it all in the papers I'm not afraid
# They can read all about it Read all about it... #
ALL:Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh... #
That's me. That's me. ALL CHEER
APPLAUSE
Ella B:That takes balls, Scott!
MITCH:What a beautiful thing.
IAIN: Tomorrow night...
DRAMATIC MUSIC
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