SONG: 'Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien' by Edith Piaf
IAIN STIRLING: Previously...
..on Love Island.
Kisses... # Non, rien de rien... #
ELLA GASPS That's a French kiss.
The tongue knew where to go. I'm gonna give it an eight.
Save the best for last.
IAIN: ..and au revoirs.
TEXT ALERT The girl with the fewest votes...
The boy with the fewest votes...
Mal.
Mehdi. WHITNEY GASPS
Oh, my God! # Ca commence avec toi... #
You're here to find love.
You go for it.
IAIN: Tonight...
Today is a new day.
Enjoy every moment. Yeah.
IAIN: ..as one door closes...
So, what, this is like chapter two, Whitney.
IAIN: ..others...
Did you get your money's worth?
I mean, you're here.
Yeah, OK. You're smooth.
IAIN: ..open.
Kissing challenges, too, though. Lovely.
I'm not complaining.
IAIN: Mal's been dumped
and the Mehdi service has also departed.
He'll be calling at the McDonald's drive-through
at Palma Airport,
duty-free arriving in the Aftersun green room.
All change, please. The railway humour terminates here.
# Feels like a breaking wave
# Any chance for us has caved... #
You got this. Yeah.
What's meant to be will be. You can handle it.
You're a tough girl. I love you all so much.
# Hit me harder than a ricochet
# Two years later And I still feel dazed
# Ain't that I miss you I'm not OK... #
I never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever thought
It would have been Mehdi. That's so savage.
Mehdi didn't even cross my mind.
Wow.
At least the last moments spent with Mehdi
was positive moments, you know.
You left an impact on him
and he definitely left an impact on you.
Trust the process with this one, man.
You're chilling, innit? Yeah, man.
It's all part of the journey, bro. Everyone has one.
Things are different, bro. Everyone's journey is different.
Appreciate it boys. Frustrating, man.
Babe, all I'm gonna say is let it out.
Cos I can see you're really holding it in.
I know, you need to be vulnerable. Yeah, come on.
It's OK, it's OK to let it out.
SOBBING
Oh, my God.
That's days and weeks of emotions, that,
that she's kept in.
That's what I was saying
about the whole Mehdi and Whitney thing, bro,
you can see it was real, fam.
You actually could, innit? Proper sad, bro.
SOBBING
At the end of the day, yeah, everything happens for a reason.
And you're only gonna feel like this temporarily, OK?
Yeah. So let it out.
Feelings show that you're genuine. Yeah.
You've got us, bro. It's chilling, man.
You get back on that horse, bro, and go again, bro.
Keep going. That's it, man.
Appreciate it, boys.
Love you, fam. Love you, man.
I love you guys.
We've got your back, always, babe. Always.
Always and forever girls. Always and forever.
I love you, babe, honestly.
Yeah, Mehdi leaving tonight
has definitely put, like, a spanner in my works.
We just, like, literally just decided
to start afresh and...
Oh, yeah, and it was just, like, bad timing, I guess.
# My best friend broke my heart. #
IAIN: Sammy's still getting over the dumping.
Sammy, just don't think about it. It was a "dis-Mal" thing to happen.
Just carry on as "nor-Mal", and try to ignore the "Mal-odrama".
How are you? I'm good, and you?
Not bad.
How are you feeling?
So, I don't even know. It's like...
I'm not great at, like, putting my energy into, like,
two people once, you know what I mean?
Obviously, my head's a bit... everywhere at the minute.
To be fair, even though you pulled me,
I am glad that we had that chat before all this happened.
I just kind of pulled you earlier just to let you know how I felt,
and obviously I just kind of left the ball in your court,
d'you know what I mean?
It's not a case of Mal gone, chat to Jess, you know...
No, I know that. Before the whole night started,
I did leave that door open, you know.
It's not like I...
I know you did. No, I know,
but I just don't want you to start thinking that it's that.
No. Yeah, I know, it's fine.
I'm not great at putting effort into two people at once.
I don't like doing that.
Obviously when you're getting on with someone and they leave,
it's shit, like.
You're gonna feel a bit numb and a bit, like, lost.
Mm. Yeah.
I hope you're OK. I appreciate that.
The thing with Jess is neither of us ever did shut that door.
I'd be lying if I said that, like, I was done with Jess.
Head's gone right now.
I know, sleep on it and come. Yeah, I will.
Hope you're OK. Thank you.
How are you feeling? I'm OK, how are you?
Grateful. Mm.
To... To everyone, to be honest. Grateful to be here.
I was sitting myself, though.
It's like a weird set of emotions, isn't it? It's like...
You don't want yourself or, like, the people you wanna be with to go,
but then it's, like, also... it's a relief,
but then you don't anyone to go.
Yeah. I'm just super happy I'm still here with you.
Me too.
Leah was extra close tonight.
We just get closer and closer every day.
I feel like we're both just on the same page,
going at our own pace.
I just hope that someone doesn't come in
and take her away from me, basically.
But yeah, no, I'm happy, man, I'm happy.
IAIN Sammy wants the lads to know
that despite everything that's happened,
his feelings haven't changed, and he's still very fond...
of door metaphors.
How did that chat sort of go?
I just wanted to make it clear that, like,
obviously we spoke straight after the cheers,
and I made it clear that, like, the door wasn't closed for her.
I've still got feelings,
I was never ready to shut the door on her,
so when I do come to chat to her
in the next couple of days or something,
I don't want her to think,
"Oh, he's only doing this cos Mal's gone," you know.
It's good that you done that.
It's like we always have
this weird tension between us and that.
What you two had were good, bro. It was.
I think me and Kady are coming along good, you know.
It does look like youse are getting on really well.
It's like you're both... It's not one-sided, either.
No, yeah, it's reciprocation, pal.
Rejection changes a man. LAUGHTER
It humbles you, bro. You needed humbling.
That makes me want someone more, though. It genuinely does. Yeah.
IAIN: Whitney's man's gone,
and she is left with nothing but les memories, les photographs
and le basic French Mehdi taught her.
He's so cute.
# But I hope that time can change How you're leaving this way... #
I stole a pair of Mehdi's socks. Souvenir thing.
Whit, you've been so strong.
Like, I can't imagine how hard tonight was.
Thank you, darling.
Me and Kady are going good. We'll see how this goes.
# Hate to feel like this
# When it feels like this Darling... #
How do you feel, Jess? Obviously Sammy's single now.
What's that saying for you?
LAUGHTER
I'm definitely not, like, ready to close the door with Jess.
There still is definitely something like there, and stuff.
# But there's nowhere I can go That makes it easier... #
Mal really came and made an impact, like.
Yeah, she was just happiness. She was just happiness.
God knows. She was the "epitoam" of happy.
# Slow motion heartache... #
Last night, though.
You're not alone, Whitney. Stop saying that.
Don't break my heart, love. Don't make me cry.
Good night, I love you so much.
Night, Whit.
Night, Sammy. Night, bro.
Good night everyone.
Night everyone.
# Slow motion heartache
# Hate to feel like this When it feels like this, darling
# Slow motion heartache
# Hate to feel like this When it feels like this, darling. #
IAIN STIRLING: It's morning and the Islanders are waking up
wearing those sleeping masks that are great for keeping out light
and playing very easy games of Who Am I?
# I know you ain't shy, Well neither am I
# What you waiting for, yeah? #
Hi, baby.
# There's no escaping... #
.
I miss Mehdi. Same.
For me, it's like Mal and it's Mehdi,
it's like two in one.
Two for one, it's bad.
How was your sleep, Sammy?
It's weird on your own.
I felt a bit lonely, but more space.
Ah! What a day.
I don't wanna picture life not living with you, Mitch.
Don't wanna what?
Oh, my God!
HE LAUGHS
# You're my favourite kind of high You're my favourite kind of high
# You're my favourite kind of high
# You're my favourite Kind of high. #
Oh, Whitney, come on, tell me how you are feeling. Open up.
I just feel like today, like, obviously... New day.
..it's a new day. Yesterday was a sad situation.
And today you have to pick yourself up.
Yeah, definitely a pick me up situation,
I'm not one to dwell. Yeah.
Cos life will just move past you. 110%.
Do you know what I mean? So...
Obviously, the ideal situation is for someone to come in,
and you're still waiting for that,
but you can't be sat on the sidelines still then.
Yeah.
Exactly, just do what's right for you, babe,
at the end of the day.
You're here for yourself and you're still here,
so enjoy every moment because you don't want to go home
living in regrets. Yeah. I know.
You have to pick yourself up today, so do you have a POA?
Er, no, the only person I would speak to is probably, like, Zach.
Would you speak to Montel?
Do you know what, I really think Montel and Leah
get on really well... And?
Yeah, but you're here for you, would you...? Erm...
You got something good, bro, so how you feeling,
because you slept alone last night?
Weren't the best night, but at the end of the day,
we were going well, but, to be honest,
it was still early days.
Yeah, it's not like you were closed off or anything.
No, and the whole time that she was here, like,
there's always been a bit of feelings and a bit of flirting
towards Jess everyday when we were around each other, and that.
Jess is still here, is not going to move mad about it,
I'm just going to, sort of, pick things up
and just pursue it like I was, because at the end of the day,
it wasn't neither me or Jess that ever did put an end to it,
it was like everyone else did, so...
How's you and Montel? Really good.
I feel like, honestly, at this moment,
I just can't ask for things to be going any better, like,
I feel like it's just progressing.
Our situation is good, man.
She... Like, every time I'm with her, like more and more,
she just gets closer and closer, and closer.
You know when someone just wants to touch you, wants to be next to you,
kind of thing, looking for you? Nah, it's good, man.
Honestly, I've got no complaints.
What about you, Kady? How are things with Zach?
Yeah, last night we were a bit more like... in bed.Aw.
He's like 6ft five as well, so I'm 5ft three,
and I'm like... I feel protected, I'm like cuddled into him.
It's going in the right direction.
Oh, that's good, I'm happy. Cute.
We had a little kiss last night.
Definitely feel better, less rejection.
Yeah, that's the way forward, bro. I happy.
No, but... Yeah, man, it's looking...
It's definitely looking good,
something is definitely going right, so...
Scott, how was you and Catherine?
Yeah, good, mate.
I think last night bought us a little bit closer.
Just thankful for us both still being here and, yeah,
I think we're that little bit closer for it.
I won't lie, I never thought I'd get to this stage
where I'm actually, like, happy.
Aw!
You guys are definitely growing on each other.
Yeah, no, honestly, I feel like...
You look really cute together. Yeah.
Yeah, they actually do. Like, you're starting to merge.
Oh, my gosh, I'm actually starting to like him more and more.
Yeah. Yeah.
So I'm just enjoying the high while it comes.
We love that for you, girl.
And, Jess, how are you feeling? How are you feeling?
Yeah, I'm gonna give him time.
Are you gonna pull him for a chat soon?
No, I'm not gonna a pull him. If he wants to speak to me, he can.
OK. I feel like maybe you can just talk.
Just see how... Be there for him. OK, fine.
Just be a friendly face.
It's says a lot when a girl is actually there for a guy
in his down moments, as well.
Sammy's definitely down. Yeah, he is down.
So you might as well obviously speak to him. OK, fine.
IAIN: Jess and Sammy have got an appointment
at Europe's largest foot spa.
OK, it is the pool. We just tell them that to make them feel special.
How you feeling today? Erm, yeah, I feel all right.
Obviously a bit weird. Yeah. A bit unusual.
Nah, it's just one of them things, innit?
Yeah. At least it's not like
I'm left here without any kind of connection.
You are. Oh, am I?
SHE LAUGHS OK. At least I know.
You know, the silver lining is it's like we can...
We never actually did get to finish what we started, and...
I felt like the way we walk about the villa and that, always,
like, a bit of eye contact, a bit of flirting and that, it's like...
At least we can kind of carry that on. Yeah.
D'you know what it was, yeah, for me,
it was like I didn't know where we stood with each other,
and I would have rather had that closure
so I could literally, like, look past it.
The thing was, as well, was, like, I was happy,
but I did still think about you a lot
and did still have feelings for you, so...
Yeah, I know, vice versa.
I'm glad that we're sort of on talking terms again now.
Only talking terms, though. It's only very early doors.
You were missing me? No.
Have you been missing me? Have you been missing me?
I mean, you was off getting to know Mitch.
Yeah, but you didn't see me kissing him, did you?
Yeah, if you was feeling him, you would.
Shut up! Stop getting jealous, Jess.
I'm not getting jealous. Jealous Jess.
Don't get me wrong, it weren't nice to see,
but what could I do?
It is nice to be chatting to Jess on that level again, if I'm honest.
It's nice to be talking again.
IAIN: Whitley wants a new man,
and if the Montel will not come to the Whitney,
then the Whitney will have to go to the Montel,
grab the Montel, and crack onto the Montel on the day bed.
Montel? Yo.
Can I have a chat? Yeah.
I'll be back. Bye.
Come and sit here, Leah. Come on, Lee. Lee-lee.
Thanks, guys. Really taking me under your wing!
Come chill with me.
I don't want to see you by yourself, it's deep.
You want to see myself... Are you, like... Are you pitying me?
Yeah. A little bit.
How you doing? How's you and Montel?
I think he's feeling you a lot, so...
Well, that's good. Happy days.
That's great. Finally.
I want to be me, I want to be in control of my emotions,
but I definitely don't want a man to shift how I feel.
Just cos, like, you know them ones when you argue with someone,
and then, like, you feel shit all day?
I don't want that.
I want to be able to be me and then have that conversation later.
So, what, this is, like, chapter two, Whitney.
Not the chapter two.
It's more than chapter two, to be fair. I know.
Doesn't bother me, like. It bothers you.
It looks really physical and flirty.
Even if they was kissing, what do you want me to do?
What? What?
Nah, Leah, look at him.
It's POA, word, like, put out of action.
I don't know, it's just the talk to people.
I can't meet someone and then just, like, start kissing them.
I'm not that kind of person. I can tell, to be fair.
For me to do it, it's got to be real and naturally brew,
do you know what I mean? I don't know.
What's your POA?
My POA is to... keep making Leah smile. Yeah.
Obviously... She be smiling, so...
You think so? Mm.
Yeah, that's crazy. They are twitching.
You need to intervene. No.
Leah, I know that...
You need to end this.
I know that posture. That's thinking about the future.
So let him do it.
That posture is like, "This is a great convo."
"I'm really enjoying this convo" posture.
This is, "I don't want to leave here."
Right now, they're probably talking about sex positions and all sorts.
I'm so chilled when it comes to stuff like that.
Like, will speak about it afterwards and, of course, I'm gonna ask
just because I'm curious, but it's just one of them, isn't it?
What I supposed to do, jump in the middle? I can't do that.
Come, come.
Why are you telling me to come like that?What?
"Come, come," what? Come, come, we're going over here.
Come, come, where? Why we going over here?
Cos we are. OK, we're coming over there.
Cos we're going over here. All right.
Sorry, Scott, we're gonna sit there. You want the sundeck?
Yeah. Apparently. I don't, but...
Sorry. I was gonna sunbathe.
It's all right, don't stress.
How are you?
Don't worry how I am, how are you, is my question?
How was your convo? Funny, funny convo.
What do you mean "funny"?
It was a funny convoy, like, Whitney just makes me laugh, innit.
Funny convo.
Is it like that or just friends? Nah, nah, just friends.
Yeah, but I feel like she is interested, though. In me?
I think... I think so. Yeah, no, she is... She was...
She is interested, but she knows it's not that.
I'm sure she probably maybe wishes it could be, but I don't give her...
I don't give her enough to latch onto it,
kind of thing, do you know what I mean?
Cos obviously now Whitney is single, so I am just thinking, obviously,
she's not just going to pull you for a chat just to...
She could pull you for a chat just to chat friendly,
but, like, there might be some intention behind it
so I just wanted to see, like, is that reciprocated from your side
or is it more one-sided? Yeah... And that's kind of it.
Erm, the way I speak to her, I make it very clear,
so I sit there chatting to her about you, innit.
Oh. Yeah.
You know I got my princess right here, don't be so silly.
He does get along with Leah, right, but he fears, like, upsetting her.
He fears stepping on her toes. He's just a caring person, I feel.
But as you know, in this place, things change drastically
so you do what you got to do, babe.
Oh, yeah, it's not even that... Jess.
I'm kind of like, you know me, I'm slow burner vibes,
and I need to gauge you before I even move.
I just feel like I know the kind of relationship that I want to have,
and it has to be... I need to be able to talk about everything.
But I just want a serious person. Someone that knows what they want.
Obviously, because I'm such a dominant person,
especially in my real life, I need someone to match that vibe.
I don't want an insecure man, for one.
I don't want a man that's gonna let me lead.
Like, are you a pussy? No. Like, I need a dominant man.
I feel like me and Montel are very similar.
I'll get to know him a little more if the vibe, like,
kicks in and I'll be like, yeah.
But obviously, I know once I put myself out there, I'm gonna win.
IAIN STIRLING: Islanders, this is not a drill.
For your own safety, stay where you are.
Reports are coming in of two crocs loose in the pool.
Look at Mitch's crocs! SHE LAUGHS
Are they just floating? Oh, yeah.
Why are they together? ALL CHUCKLE
Who actually put crocs in, fucking, a pool, a pool that people swim in?
Yeah. Like, ew.
TEXT ALERT
QUIETLY: I've got a text...
SHOUTS: I got a text! You got a text?
Oh, no.
READS ALOUD:
ALL CHEER Tasty.
# I won't be lonely tonight... #
Couples' dinner, and that.
Who fancies a bit of salmonella? ALL LAUGH
Please, cook goujons!
I'm veggie. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
No, I just want Sammy to wash the plates.
# Love, don't shame me Don't you play me
# I won't be lonely tonight. #
IAIN STIRLING: It's dinner date time for chefs Sammy and Whitney,
and it's also golden hour,
that moment in the day where everything looks sexy.
Even salt and pepper shakers and a jar of spatulas.
Mmm, sexy spatulas.
# Sometimes I feel like Throwing my hands up in the air
# But you've got the love I need to see me through... #
Tonight's gonna be fun.
I do not trust Sammy in the kitchen. He's just washing plates.
Let's cook it up tonight. I'm doing all sorts.
Bread and butter. Nice. Bread and butter. Nice.
Butter sandwiches. That's unreal.
What about bread with some butter with it?
Yeah. I can do that.
I stan you and Sammy. I'm a stan.
He brings out a side to me.
Yeah, but does it not worry you if Mel didn't get dumped,
you two would never rekindle?
Yeah, but there's a reason why she got dumped.
LAUGHTER What's the reason?
It was meant to be.
LAUGHTER
# When food is gone You are my daily meal... #
Couples' dinner, date night, second date for me in three days.
This is my fifth date, lads, with five different girls this year.
Catherine, Leah, Charlotte, Molly, Kady.
Wow.
Like, fifth time lucky, you know what they say.
What about Sammy? Oh, my God. Don't let him handle food.
Like, he can be vegetable chopper.
Have you got the name for your restaurant yet?
Tasty And Naughty. Tasty And Naughty.
Such a Sammy thing, innit?
It's gonna get tasty in the kitchen.
If I could pick one boy and one girl not to make me dinner,
it would be Sammy and Whitney.
# You got the love... #
LAUGHTER
Let's go. Let's go.
You're washing the plates first.
This is the dream team. This is the dream team.
Oh, shit, we've got ingredients.
Do you know how to cook, Sammy?
Come on, you must know a little something.
I'm an unbelievable cook.
Can you actually? Yeah.
Are you joking? Oh, they've got snacks.
What? Sammy's Sexy Sundae.
Oh, Whitney's Wild Spag Bol. Sexy Sammy Sundae.
OK, Sammy, what are you actually good at? Be honest.
Cooking. Honestly!
I can cook. OK, what's your vibe?
Do you know how to fry, do you how to boil,
do you know how to chop? Yeah.
What?
Yeah. Yeah, what?
LAUGHTER
Baby steps.
No, can't I just fill that up?
No.
Shall I put all that in at once, or should I break off?
SHE GASPS Never break spaghetti.
I know, that's... It would like...
Do you know anything?
Oh, shit. That's enough.
We've got a winner.
Yeah, winner.
# Gonna have fun... #
You're doing great, sweetie. That's good.
Sammy Ramsay in the kitchen.
You can definitely tell that Sammy is, like, a first-timer,
and that's OK. I'm a good teacher.
If you don't give Sammy instructions,
Sammy does weird shit.
Are you happy to be cooking for everyone else?
It does suck that it's on a single vibe.
Yeah.
You're, like, single, but in a situationship.
Yeah, that's so true. I'm like single but at home crying.
Me and Whit! Dream team, innit?
She does her thing, comes together. Cheffing it up.
I think we did well. Erm...
Yeah, no... LAUGHTER
How do I know how much to...
OK. That, and then take it over here.
I might just drown it.
Whereby they won't even be able to see it.
Maybe we just don't even say it's pasta.
Say it's our own dish. We call it...
Pasta mash. Pasta mash.
Tasty pasta mash. Yeah, pasta mash.
I put my little spin on it and made it.
I call it pasta mash.
It's a favourite of mine!
CHATTER You're good as well.
Hey, guys! Hi, you two! Welcome to our restaurant!
Prepare to be seasoned! I'm so hungry.
I'm so jealous that you get to eat it. Innit?
ELLA:It's like a cute little restaurant.
# I'm good, I'm good... #
You look lovely today.
I like this look - very sophisticated.
That's the vibe I was going for. Yeah?
Cheers. Second date in three days.
Cheers! Drink up. Everything is on me again.
You're so good to me, babe.
You know that I got it. You're spoiling me!
SHE LAUGHS
I'm so happy to be here. Me, too.
I'm happy. You look really nice.
Thank you. So do you. Thank you.
I feel like we've come a long way since a week ago.
Don't you think it's been the longest week?
Yeah, it's... Like, it feels so much longer than a week.
# No matter what I do I'm stuck on you.... #
To our second date of many more to come. Cheers.
MITCHEL: What's your thoughts for Sammy?
I just think we're just probably going to pick up
from where we left off.
I think I've just got to do what's right for me,
do you know what I mean?
Cheers. Cheers to friends.
SAMMY:Who don't like cheese?
Hey, guys. TY:Hello, mate.
Welcome to Tasty And Naughty. This is a pasta mash.
Thank you. Interesting.
A couple of things went wrong in the kitchen. OK.
So, it's kind of like pasta, kind of like mash together, but... OK, babe.
And then mince. OK.
What the fuck is this?
This isn't mash. It's just a chip.
I am never letting them cook for me again.
Mmm. Yummy. SHE LAUGHS
Food star rating, zero.
This is disgusting. I told you it's disgusting.
You were like, "It's so disgusting."
Whoever eats this, I'm gonna look at them, like, sideways.
Cheers. Cheers to another lovely...
Another lovely day. ..date.
And hopefully many more to come.
We've been chilling a lot together today.
Mm. Mm.
I feel like getting to know you has been very nice. I feel like...
You feel like I'm just the best. The best?
The best ever, and you can't imagine your life without me.
SHE LAUGHS
This is technically my fifth date, fifth person.
Fifth date? So, is that five people?
You've had five dates with five different people?!
Zach, player! I've had five dates, four couples.
Wow! Four?!
For someone who doesn't date on the outside world,
you're doing a lot of dates in here. It's true.
I'll teach you, young one. Do n...
If we ever have an argument, never bring up my age. I will...
"Listen, little boy..." Never bring my age.
Listen... Nip that in the bud.
Do not do it. Call you "youth".
SHE LAUGHS
I have never spoken to Zach before actually.
Zach? Yeah.
I feel like at the end of the day,
if you haven't ever got to know him, like, maybe you should.
Since we've been closed off, I feel like we're just living it up,
progressing and that, a nice, natural flow.
Mm-hm, I agree.
I feel like since our first date and closing things off,
we've definitely gotten closer. I'm just proper feeling.
Everything feels better, just like chilled.
Obviously, we're... It just feels right.
We're not together, and that, but...
do you think your head could turn?
But I don't understand, we're closed off,
so why would my head even turn?
I'm not gonna lie, though,
I feel like if you do something stupid again, I'm so...
I can't be arsed with it. I, like, literally...
No, I hear what you're saying.
No, everything is good between us,
and I just want it to stay like that.
That's how it's supposed to be, and this is the early stages,
do you know what I mean?
So, what, like, if you wanna be... I'm tryna find the nice words,
not too harsh. Be harsh. Keep it raw.
If you just want to be a fuckboy, then...Mmm.
..you can be a fuckboy elsewhere.
My eyes are only on you.
I can promise you that. You're so cute. I really...
You've made me so shy that I don't want to say to you.
It's mad, you just surprise me in every single way.
What do you think? Well, I think... that...
I feel like since you came in here...
Oh, God, I'm getting shy.
No. I feel like since you came in here,
I feel like the way I am with you, like, I've not been like that
with anyone in a while.
So I feel like, even for myself, it's telling that I'm obviously
so interested in you.
And I feel like I'm enjoying getting to know you.
Why are you smiling?
You're making me nervous.
You're someone who, like, I could actually see myself with,
which, for me, it's like a huge thing.
And you just surprise me all the time.
Aw. Well, we're only at the beginning of our journey.
And, yeah, we just have a lot more weeks and months,
and years to come.
We'll have to wait and see.
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IAIN STIRLING: Sammy and Whitney have been cooking spaghetti.
I actually had three helpings.
I'm doing a spot of plastering in the downstairs toilet.
And now it's time for dessert.
# Girl, I'm 'bout to have A panic attack... #
All right, so what do you wanna call it?
Sammy's Stupendous, Sexy Sundae.
Anything you see that looks nice,
even if you wanna put a tomato or an onion in, let's do it.
# Am I ready? Girl, there ain't a doubt
What you talkin' 'bout? #
Let's all cheers to Whitney and Sammy for an amazing meal.
ALL:Cheers!
Oh, thank you! Appreciate it, guys!
Not paying. That's OK.
Speak to my manager. That's looking crazy.
Sammy!
Ooh. Good, though.
# Let me know
# Am I ready? Girl, there ain't a doubt... #
Thank you so much, bro.
Sammy's Sexy, Naughty, Tasty, Stupendous...
This looks delicious. Thank you, brother.
You're welcome. Wow! Thank you!
You're welcome, guys.
A beautiful sundae for a beautiful girl.
Thank you. Hey! Whoa! Oi! You better stop.
# I don't know why, but I'm ready. #
MUSIC: 'What More Can I Say?' By Teddy Swims
# Love can't make you stay... #
Oh, this so cute! I love it!
SHE CHUCKLES
Anyway, what do you think about us?
You know, we are getting closer. 100%.
I feel like, during the day,
I'll always be like, "Oh, where's Scott?"
It just feels, like, weird when you're not around any more.
Like, it just feels like... Yeah. ..so natural, isn't it?
Obviously, I do like the direction that we're going in.
# I keep goin' and goin' Oh, no... #
I don't think I've talked to anyone like you before.
Probably not. Probably not.
What's, like, your usual people?
My usual...? I say very, erm... They rap along with all my music.
Oh, right. That sort of thing.
Oh, yeah, not like me. Netflix and chill.
I don't even like Netflix, it's shit.
Just the chill part, then. Listen to music and rap.
THEY CHUCKLE
Conversate. I like to conversate.
I'm loving your company.
# So tell me what more can I say? #
Day two, I saw you with no makeup. I said, "Oh, shit! Holy smokes!
THEY GIGGLE
Then I was sold. I cannot deal.
Would you change me for anything?
Would you change anything I do, if you could?
When we have dates, be serious.
# What more can I say? #
I heard you fancy the waiter. Yeah, maybe.
He's recently single, I just feel like that's your type.
# God only knows Where this could go
# Even if our love starts to grow Out of control
# And you and me go up in flames
# Heaven won't be the same... #
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much for coming
and dining at Tasty Naughty Cafe.
I hope you all really enjoyed your meals. You looked like you did.
It was so nice.
Thank you very much. Thank you, guys.
Really glad you enjoyed, please leave us five stars. We will.
And a tip, don't be stingy. You all look expensive.
You all look beautiful tonight and I hope you enjoy your nights.
Get home safe. Thank you.
That was so funny.
# God only knows. #
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IAIN: After cooking Jess a two course meal,
Sammy wants to know how she's feeling.
After that dinner, my guess is she's feeling hungry.
Hi. How was your date?
It was lovely, thanks. Yeah?
Yeah, it was lovely, thanks. How was your cooking?
How was your food? It was disgusting.
What the fuck happened?
What happened? Nothing.
I will never trust you to cook me dinner ever again.
Listen, how was the dessert? Yeah, it was nice.
Was that you? Yeah, it was. The dessert was me.
How has your day been, talking to me again?
Are you happier?
No?
Are you happier?
It's nice to be talking to you again.
Yeah, it is nice. Stop playing it off.
Well, I ain't giving you an ego boost, am I?
You don't need to. Yeah, it's fine.
It is nice, I feel like we've just picked up exactly where we was.
Feels like comfortable, flirting and laughing,
like, already today, so it's nice.
There's definitely no weirdness there.
Oh, is there not?
Not from my point of view anyway. There might be from yours.
No, there ain't.
Single pringle. How do you feel about that?
I mean, it's not nice sleeping on my own, no cuddles,
no kisses.
Fuck off, you never kissed me in bed, you little weirdo,
I don't know why you're saying that.
But it's fine. Back to square one we go.
The thing with Jess was neither of us ever did end it.
We have the chance to, sort of, pick up where we left off now
and, yeah, I mean, it was definitely unfinished business there.
That was actually fun, cooking that, man. That was funny.
Cooking it? Yeah.
How was your date, Sammy? Difficult to read, bro.
The conversation? Just how she feels.
I didn't think she was anything.
Yeah, but I've had dates like that before,
and then I start thinking that, and then afterwards, like,
it turns out they thought the complete opposite,
and they're like...
I think you're deeping it for no reason.
I'm not deepen nothing. You are.
I feel like you probably are a little bit.
Zachariah. What you saying, Whit?
Where do you want to go? Den?
Yeah, we can go den. Cosy.
This has been, like...
a long time coming. We got there.
What you saying, though? How you been, man?
How you feeling today? Erm...
I feel like I've been distracted all day, to be fair.
Mm. How come?
Cos I've been busy, like, cooking. Cooking, yeah?
So what, is it spaghetti mash your specialty, yeah?
Yeah. I would blame Sammy for the mash, but...
But what was that,
was that just spaghetti or was that both?
Did you put potato in there?
No, but obviously I'm not gonna tell the customers otherwise.
You've got to spice it up and get your money's worth.
Did you get your money's worth? I mean, you're here.
Yeah, OK. You're smooth.
Paid. In full. Yeah.
There you go.
LAUGHTER I'm liking that stuff.
I like this outfit today, you look good.
Thank you. I need vibes. Tan.
You know brown, I love brown, you know.
Do you? It's a lovely colour.
I feel like chocolate for your flavour.
I agree. Yeah.
I do like brown, though. It's such a nice colour.
Thank you.
What is your type?
You know, like...
I say just, like, someone very strong with themselves.
Type's a crazy question, innit? I don't really know.
Physical attraction has to be there. Mm.
And then just like someone who's just chilling as well.
Cracks and banter. Have some peace.
Love banter. You know I mean?
My type's very all over the gaff. I can tell.
You be lurking in the corners. Why you be lurking?
Why are you not straight up? You...
I feel like... I don't know.
You've been obviously with Mehdi this whole time.
Loyal babe. Loyal babe.
Loyal man. Loyal man.
LAUGHTER
I'm learning how to be loyal.
Yeah. God loves a trier. But I'm ready for it. I'm trying.
Yeah, but how come you be kissing me and telling, like...
Why not? It can't be that bad.
You need to treat me real special.
Do I? Yeah.
Maybe a little. Yeah. I get that vibe.
No, I'm good.
Kissing challenges too, though, lovely.
Yeah. Not complaining.
Yeah, I'm not complaining.
I like this, though, that's good. It's proper.
Yeah, I don't know, yeah.
Cat got your tongue?
No, a cat ain't got my tongue. Don't be silly.
I'm just enjoying the conversation, honestly.
Are you enjoying this conversation? I am, still.
Are you shocked by this conversation?
A little.
You know what I'm gonna say. No, talk to me.
All right.
So, where do you stand with, obviously, like,
you've been getting to know Kady. Like, what's your vibe?
It's super early days.
You feel like our conversation has put a spanner in your works?
This is a brilliant conversation, to be honest.
Let's have another one tomorrow.
You gonna pull me this time? Yeah, for sure,
we can definitely have another conversation tomorrow.
All right. It's been a good chat.
I've enjoyed this one.
Nice to meet you, Zachariah. Zachariah, there we go. No, but...
I'm Whitney. LAUGHTER
It's Whitney, bitch. It's Whitney, bitch.
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