1 00:00:03,874 --> 00:00:06,354 Ladybird. Is there? Yeah. 2 00:00:06,394 --> 00:00:08,554 It's pooed. Oh, my God, ew! 3 00:00:08,594 --> 00:00:10,754 IAIN: Saddle up, because we're back, baby! 4 00:00:10,794 --> 00:00:13,194 Yee-ha! 5 00:00:13,234 --> 00:00:14,954 Oh, my God. Sorry. 6 00:00:14,994 --> 00:00:16,754 It might not be our first rodeo, 7 00:00:16,794 --> 00:00:20,674 but it's gonna be a Bucking Bronco of laughter... 8 00:00:20,714 --> 00:00:23,754 and unseen exclusives. 9 00:00:23,794 --> 00:00:27,154 You know what I found out? Ice cream has, um, beaver piss in it. 10 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:30,794 So hold onto your hats as we serve up all the craziest... 11 00:00:30,834 --> 00:00:33,114 Are you mad? GEORGE BLEATS, JABBERS 12 00:00:33,154 --> 00:00:34,874 ..most jaw-dropping footage from the last seven days 13 00:00:34,914 --> 00:00:37,834 that didn't make the cut. 14 00:00:37,874 --> 00:00:40,594 Is he talking about arseholes again? 15 00:00:40,634 --> 00:00:42,554 Expect a wild ride. 16 00:00:42,594 --> 00:00:45,474 ALL TRILLING 17 00:00:45,514 --> 00:00:48,634 ..as our cowboys... MEHDI FARTS 18 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,154 ..and cowgirls... 19 00:00:50,194 --> 00:00:51,634 Argh! What is that? 20 00:00:51,674 --> 00:00:54,674 ..settle into their new ranch. 21 00:00:54,714 --> 00:00:59,514 Giddy-up, because this is Love Island: Unseen Bits. 22 00:00:59,554 --> 00:01:00,754 The Paul? Nepal. 23 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:01,954 Oh, Nepal. Nepal! 24 00:01:01,994 --> 00:01:04,714 Nipple? Nippal? 25 00:01:21,754 --> 00:01:25,834 {\an8}IAIN: Ah, Mallorca. The perfect setting for a much-needed day off. 26 00:01:25,874 --> 00:01:28,754 And after five intense days of gruelling voice-over, 27 00:01:28,794 --> 00:01:33,554 I'm ready to put my feet up and relax. 28 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:36,274 Bruv, don't forget, don't forget, it's Saturday night. 29 00:01:36,314 --> 00:01:37,834 Unseen Bits, innit? 30 00:01:37,874 --> 00:01:42,954 Oh, yeah, so it is. Thanks, George (!) 31 00:01:42,994 --> 00:01:46,394 IAIN: Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits. 32 00:01:46,434 --> 00:01:51,034 Three, two, one, go. 33 00:01:51,074 --> 00:01:52,514 Every night of the week, the main show prepares 34 00:01:52,554 --> 00:01:55,554 a scrumptious feast of the finest footage from the villa. 35 00:01:55,594 --> 00:01:57,714 We then take all the unseen left-over bits, 36 00:01:57,754 --> 00:02:00,554 chuck them in the TV equivalent of an air fryer 37 00:02:00,594 --> 00:02:05,474 and reheat them into a tasty treat of unseen delights like this. 38 00:02:05,514 --> 00:02:08,994 I just sprayed that in my face. LAUGHTER 39 00:02:09,034 --> 00:02:11,314 Simply season to taste. 40 00:02:11,354 --> 00:02:13,554 Oh, my God, guys. SHE GAGS 41 00:02:13,594 --> 00:02:15,594 What, not nice? Are you all right? 42 00:02:15,634 --> 00:02:17,714 I've put in salt, not sugar. 43 00:02:17,754 --> 00:02:20,074 Shut up! No, you haven't? 44 00:02:20,114 --> 00:02:22,874 And enjoy all the unseen gags from the villa. 45 00:02:22,914 --> 00:02:25,914 HE GAGS Sorry about that. 46 00:02:25,954 --> 00:02:28,634 And the unheard sounds... Right, Molly? 47 00:02:28,674 --> 00:02:31,114 SQUEAKY FART Pardon me. 48 00:02:31,154 --> 00:02:32,634 So, feel the rhythm... 49 00:02:32,674 --> 00:02:36,354 Three, two, one, go. 50 00:02:36,394 --> 00:02:40,074 ELLA:Oh, wait, I'm going the wrong way. 51 00:02:40,114 --> 00:02:41,154 Yeah, that's it, that's good. 52 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:43,394 And count yourself lucky. 53 00:02:43,434 --> 00:02:46,594 How do you say "one" in French? 54 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:48,554 One? Uno. Un. 55 00:02:48,594 --> 00:02:51,674 What did I just say? Uno. That's Spanish. 56 00:02:51,714 --> 00:02:53,834 Un, deux, trois. 57 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:56,594 Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq.. Quatre, cinq, six. ..siete. 58 00:02:56,634 --> 00:03:00,034 Siete. Siete? 59 00:03:00,074 --> 00:03:02,114 Non. Siete? What's that, then? 60 00:03:02,154 --> 00:03:06,274 Spanish again! What?! 61 00:03:06,314 --> 00:03:10,834 IAIN: Well, we're the talk of the town, as Unseen Bits is back. 62 00:03:10,874 --> 00:03:15,114 Which, as they say in Spanish, is "tres bon". 63 00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:21,074 # It's gonna be better now. # 64 00:03:21,114 --> 00:03:22,834 IAIN: Before the Islanders entered the villa, 65 00:03:22,874 --> 00:03:25,274 it was my job to get things ready. 66 00:03:25,314 --> 00:03:27,234 Scrub the kitchen utensils, 67 00:03:27,274 --> 00:03:33,914 plump up the beanbags and dust off the iconic neon signs. 68 00:03:33,954 --> 00:03:37,074 Hang on, what's that one? "Flepum"?! 69 00:03:37,114 --> 00:03:40,154 Isn't that a small village off the A303? 70 00:03:40,194 --> 00:03:43,114 So, once again, the villa was ready to go, 71 00:03:43,154 --> 00:03:46,914 and I get to shout my trusty Unseen Bits catchphrase: 72 00:03:46,954 --> 00:03:50,234 Cue the gratuitous slo-mo! 73 00:03:50,274 --> 00:03:52,954 # Here we go again It's going through our heads 74 00:03:52,994 --> 00:03:56,754 We're all wondering when 75 00:03:56,794 --> 00:04:00,274 It's never gonna end 76 00:04:00,314 --> 00:04:03,154 # Here we go again... # 77 00:04:03,194 --> 00:04:06,514 And when they weren't walking in super sexy slo-mo, 78 00:04:06,554 --> 00:04:09,314 our brand-new Islanders introduced themselves to the world 79 00:04:09,354 --> 00:04:13,354 in those super sexy VT packagey things. 80 00:04:13,394 --> 00:04:15,274 Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah. 81 00:04:15,314 --> 00:04:18,034 Absolutely, Molly, couldn't agree more. 82 00:04:18,074 --> 00:04:20,874 And here are some unaired gems of what our Islanders get up to 83 00:04:20,914 --> 00:04:23,074 in our very expensive TV studio 84 00:04:23,114 --> 00:04:25,874 before they had even stepped foot in the villa. 85 00:04:25,914 --> 00:04:28,314 You'd think they had no idea the cameras were rolling. 86 00:04:28,354 --> 00:04:32,034 # I'm feeling myself And you can't break my vibe... # 87 00:04:32,074 --> 00:04:33,234 Oh, my goodness! 88 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:35,994 # I'm feeling myself And you can't break my vibe... # 89 00:04:36,034 --> 00:04:40,634 # You can't break my vibe You can't break my vibe... # 90 00:04:40,674 --> 00:04:42,394 That's really cool. 91 00:04:42,434 --> 00:04:44,514 How did you guys bring everything in here? 92 00:04:44,554 --> 00:04:47,994 # I'm feeling myself And you can't break my vibe 93 00:04:48,034 --> 00:04:52,314 And you can't break my vibe... # 94 00:04:52,354 --> 00:04:54,754 I don't know if I can do this! 95 00:04:54,794 --> 00:05:00,874 # You can't break my vibe You can't break my vibe. # 96 00:05:00,914 --> 00:05:03,634 Cheers to Love Island. ALL TOAST 97 00:05:03,674 --> 00:05:05,114 IAIN: As you know, it was all change this year, 98 00:05:05,154 --> 00:05:08,634 with both girls and boys arriving at the same time. 99 00:05:08,674 --> 00:05:11,554 In fact, the bosses at ITV2 wanted to shake things up even more 100 00:05:11,594 --> 00:05:13,274 by changing the name of the show, 101 00:05:13,314 --> 00:05:17,314 using exactly the same letters as the original. 102 00:05:17,354 --> 00:05:20,714 Lads Live On? Sounds like a blokey version of Loose Women. 103 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:22,554 Actually, I'd watch that. 104 00:05:22,594 --> 00:05:26,154 Olive Lands? Ooh, that sounds nice. 105 00:05:26,194 --> 00:05:30,714 Ian Solved? I'm keeping that one for myself. 106 00:05:30,754 --> 00:05:32,754 And no sooner had the first three entered the villa 107 00:05:32,794 --> 00:05:36,114 than beautician Ruchee was auditioning for my job. 108 00:05:36,154 --> 00:05:39,714 AS IAIN:Tonight, in Love Island... 109 00:05:39,754 --> 00:05:41,714 AS IAIN: Mitchel gets his eye threaded. 110 00:05:41,754 --> 00:05:43,354 And cries on TV. 111 00:05:43,394 --> 00:05:47,114 Oh, hey, Ruchee? I could do with a quick bit of manscaping too. 112 00:05:47,154 --> 00:05:49,954 I'll meet you over at those sunbeds. OK. 113 00:05:49,994 --> 00:05:51,154 Yes, sir! 114 00:05:51,194 --> 00:05:53,034 With my job safe and my eyebrows even safer, 115 00:05:53,074 --> 00:05:55,234 this lot had to get on with their job of producing 116 00:05:55,274 --> 00:05:57,234 their very best chat-up lines. 117 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:59,234 Like this unseen bit. 118 00:05:59,274 --> 00:06:00,794 So, what star sign are you? 119 00:06:00,834 --> 00:06:02,594 Oh, my God! Sorry. 120 00:06:02,634 --> 00:06:04,994 Are you Cancer? No? What?! 121 00:06:05,034 --> 00:06:06,834 No, Gemini. Oh, my God, you're a Gemini! 122 00:06:06,874 --> 00:06:10,354 Course I'm a Gemini! Oh, my God! Ew! Ew! 123 00:06:10,394 --> 00:06:13,114 What is that? Go and sit over there now. 124 00:06:13,154 --> 00:06:15,114 What's a Gemini? Oh, God, no, Gemini. Oh, this is... 125 00:06:15,154 --> 00:06:17,554 Actually, I love Geminis, but like, they can be 126 00:06:17,594 --> 00:06:21,114 such a hit and miss. No, like, three boys that I've been with, 127 00:06:21,154 --> 00:06:23,954 Scorpio. I will NEVER go back to a Scorpio. 128 00:06:23,994 --> 00:06:25,314 So you're a Cancer? 129 00:06:25,354 --> 00:06:27,234 No. OK. Er, Pisces? 130 00:06:27,274 --> 00:06:29,034 No. I've got no idea. A Virgo? 131 00:06:29,074 --> 00:06:31,434 Yeah! Oh, my God! 132 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:33,634 Ruchee might be pretty amazing at guessing star signs, 133 00:06:33,674 --> 00:06:36,834 but she's never predicted this superstar's arrival... 134 00:06:36,874 --> 00:06:39,954 # You're a superstar 135 00:06:39,994 --> 00:06:42,394 # So reach for the sky... # 136 00:06:42,434 --> 00:06:46,434 ..as the human dream catcher herself descended from the heavens. 137 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:51,274 She's a Leo, by the way. 138 00:06:51,314 --> 00:06:52,874 Hello, my lovelies! 139 00:06:52,914 --> 00:06:54,714 Oh, my God! 140 00:06:54,754 --> 00:06:56,714 IAIN: As our Islanders began a transformational phase 141 00:06:56,754 --> 00:06:58,834 of their lives... 142 00:06:58,874 --> 00:07:01,834 OK, George, the girl that the public 143 00:07:01,874 --> 00:07:04,754 have chosen for you to couple up with is... 144 00:07:04,794 --> 00:07:06,914 Jess. 145 00:07:06,954 --> 00:07:08,514 And I thought I'd see what the future held for them 146 00:07:08,554 --> 00:07:11,234 by using this very scientifically and totally accurate 147 00:07:11,274 --> 00:07:16,594 moon phase compatibility calculator, which you may have seen online. 148 00:07:16,634 --> 00:07:18,194 Jess and George. 149 00:07:18,234 --> 00:07:20,354 The dream team, d'you know what I mean? 150 00:07:20,394 --> 00:07:23,714 I don't like short-short hair, you know? Like, buzzcuts. No. 151 00:07:23,754 --> 00:07:27,154 Quite long hair. I like to play with your hair. 152 00:07:27,194 --> 00:07:32,434 IAIN READS RESULT: 153 00:07:32,474 --> 00:07:34,594 Molly, you have been coupled up with red shorts, Mitchel. 154 00:07:34,634 --> 00:07:36,194 Woo-hoo! Yay! 155 00:07:36,234 --> 00:07:38,434 It is giving Baywatch a little bit, both of you two. 156 00:07:38,474 --> 00:07:39,674 I love the beachy look. 157 00:07:39,714 --> 00:07:44,074 So maybe a bit of hair, a bit of a beachy vibe going on. 158 00:07:44,114 --> 00:07:48,914 IAIN READS RESULT: 159 00:07:48,954 --> 00:07:51,754 Catherine, Andre. 160 00:07:51,794 --> 00:07:54,994 How's it going? You all right? Hi! 161 00:07:55,034 --> 00:07:57,394 I don't like a guy that's too loud, because I'm loud. 162 00:07:57,434 --> 00:08:00,034 I like to put on a mysterious boy facade. 163 00:08:00,074 --> 00:08:06,274 Well, it's not a facade. But it's an act sometimes. 164 00:08:07,794 --> 00:08:09,714 Mehdi, Ruchee. 165 00:08:09,754 --> 00:08:11,314 Hi. Hi. 166 00:08:11,354 --> 00:08:14,234 I like guys that are fashionable. 167 00:08:14,274 --> 00:08:16,714 So if you come to a date with, like, really tight jeans, 168 00:08:16,754 --> 00:08:19,194 I'm just gonna be, like, "You need to go home, babe." 169 00:08:19,234 --> 00:08:22,834 I'd say the difference between an English traditional guy and me is - 170 00:08:22,874 --> 00:08:28,994 I don't wear skinny jeans. 171 00:08:29,034 --> 00:08:32,154 Tyrique, you have been coupled up with Ella. 172 00:08:32,194 --> 00:08:35,154 I'm definitely a relationship girl. 173 00:08:35,194 --> 00:08:38,194 Like, I just love being your little wifey. 174 00:08:38,234 --> 00:08:40,234 I'm going in there to look for a girlfriend. 175 00:08:40,274 --> 00:08:48,074 My first girlfriend and hopefully my last girlfriend. 176 00:08:48,114 --> 00:08:49,714 Wow, that was earth-shattering. 177 00:08:49,754 --> 00:08:53,234 It was like I had six days of watching them to work that out (!) 178 00:08:55,794 --> 00:08:57,314 Once you lot at home had made your decisions, 179 00:08:57,354 --> 00:09:00,554 our newbie couples peeled off to try and get to know each other 180 00:09:00,594 --> 00:09:05,554 through the tried and trusted medium of crap banter - literally. 181 00:09:05,594 --> 00:09:06,674 SHE GRUNTS Ladybird. 182 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:07,594 Is there? Yeah. 183 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:09,074 It's pooed. 184 00:09:09,114 --> 00:09:10,874 SHE LAUGHS Oh, it has! 185 00:09:10,914 --> 00:09:13,714 I like to feel that you are comfortable in my presence. Yeah. 186 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:15,394 You know what I mean, so, like, 187 00:09:15,434 --> 00:09:19,354 even taking my food, erm, whatever it be, 188 00:09:19,394 --> 00:09:23,114 and then, of course, the last one, farting around me and all of that. 189 00:09:23,154 --> 00:09:25,154 Hey, look, I'm fine, I'll find everything cute. 190 00:09:25,194 --> 00:09:28,474 I don't think that's what I can do. Yeah, yeah, I completely hear it. 191 00:09:28,514 --> 00:09:30,074 That will take a lot of time to... Yeah, yeah. 192 00:09:30,114 --> 00:09:32,874 110%. 193 00:09:32,914 --> 00:09:35,434 And then I've got two dogs. Molly... 194 00:09:35,474 --> 00:09:39,074 Stop it! Everyone's dog's called Molly! ..and Barry. 195 00:09:39,114 --> 00:09:43,674 Aw! Barry's a little Chihuahua like that. Barry's everything. 196 00:09:43,714 --> 00:09:45,474 Right, I'm not gonna break your heart. Don't do this. 197 00:09:45,514 --> 00:09:47,554 I'm a bit allergic to dogs with my hay fever. 198 00:09:47,594 --> 00:09:49,234 I'm allergic to cats with my hay fever. 199 00:09:49,274 --> 00:09:51,874 Take some antihistamines and I'll be OK. 200 00:09:51,914 --> 00:09:54,074 Barry does like to cuddle. Oh, that's OK. 201 00:09:54,114 --> 00:09:56,194 We'll get to that level after a while. 202 00:09:56,234 --> 00:09:57,874 Are you a gift-giver? 203 00:09:57,914 --> 00:09:58,954 If you deserve it. 204 00:09:58,994 --> 00:10:01,034 SHE LAUGHS 205 00:10:01,074 --> 00:10:03,394 I'm not Santa Claus! SHE LAUGHS 206 00:10:03,434 --> 00:10:07,634 Not every day. You know what I'm saying? 207 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:08,754 I went to a Spanish school. 208 00:10:08,794 --> 00:10:10,474 It was weird because we would have English lessons, 209 00:10:10,514 --> 00:10:12,434 so it was weird. Oh, yeah. 210 00:10:12,474 --> 00:10:15,914 Like, I couldn't put my head around "cup-board". 211 00:10:15,954 --> 00:10:18,354 I say a "cubbard". Oh, yeah, yeah. 212 00:10:18,394 --> 00:10:20,434 I'm, like, it just didn't work for me. 213 00:10:20,474 --> 00:10:21,994 Yeah, it's not going through your head. 214 00:10:22,034 --> 00:10:24,274 But I was, like, top class in drama. 215 00:10:24,314 --> 00:10:26,234 OK. You're a bit of a drama queen, then, basically. 216 00:10:26,274 --> 00:10:29,434 Massive drama queen. Yeah, you are. Massive drama queen. 217 00:10:29,474 --> 00:10:30,474 What's your heritage? 218 00:10:30,514 --> 00:10:31,594 I'm from Nepal. 219 00:10:31,634 --> 00:10:33,394 Nepal. OK, cool. Yeah. 220 00:10:33,434 --> 00:10:34,514 Have you been there? 221 00:10:34,554 --> 00:10:36,474 No, I haven't, not yet. Do you know where that is? 222 00:10:36,514 --> 00:10:38,234 I feel not a lot of people know where it is. 223 00:10:38,274 --> 00:10:40,794 I know where it is, yeah. Where is it? Asia. 224 00:10:40,834 --> 00:10:42,514 Where in Asia? 225 00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:45,554 It's near Japan. No. 226 00:10:45,594 --> 00:10:47,434 SHE LAUGHS 227 00:10:47,474 --> 00:10:48,714 No, it's OK. Is it an island? 228 00:10:48,754 --> 00:10:51,114 No, it's not. Oh, my God. 229 00:10:51,154 --> 00:10:52,794 I'm gonna sound so stupid. 230 00:10:52,834 --> 00:10:55,274 No, don't worry, it's OK. It's a very small country. 231 00:10:55,314 --> 00:11:00,474 IAIN: Mehdi, Your geography is truly "Nepalling"! 232 00:11:02,874 --> 00:11:04,394 So, Molly and Mitchel got to know each other, 233 00:11:04,434 --> 00:11:07,274 but did they know who else they were in the villa with? 234 00:11:07,314 --> 00:11:10,954 Oh, yeah. I'm really bad with names. 235 00:11:10,994 --> 00:11:13,074 That's OK. Are you bad? 236 00:11:13,114 --> 00:11:14,114 So to live with, yeah, so... 237 00:11:14,154 --> 00:11:15,074 What's his name? Which one? 238 00:11:15,114 --> 00:11:16,274 The dude. 239 00:11:16,314 --> 00:11:17,354 Erm, Andre! 240 00:11:17,394 --> 00:11:18,434 Andre, yeah. Andre. 241 00:11:18,474 --> 00:11:21,034 He's sound. Andre. Andre. 242 00:11:21,074 --> 00:11:22,554 There's Andre, Ella. 243 00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:24,874 Chan... Chantelle? 244 00:11:24,914 --> 00:11:28,114 Chantelle, who's that? 245 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:30,274 Well done, great start! Thank you so much. 246 00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:31,834 So, we've got Tyrique... 247 00:11:31,874 --> 00:11:33,554 Oh, the names are on the beds! 248 00:11:33,594 --> 00:11:34,954 Let's go check. Yeah! 249 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:36,354 Oh, my goodness, you are a life-saver. 250 00:11:36,394 --> 00:11:37,714 I am so smart. 251 00:11:37,754 --> 00:11:39,514 Oi, stay safe. 252 00:11:39,554 --> 00:11:40,514 SHE LAUGHS 253 00:11:40,554 --> 00:11:41,714 George! 254 00:11:41,754 --> 00:11:44,994 My boy! Just chillin'! 255 00:11:45,034 --> 00:11:46,034 I dunno! 256 00:11:46,074 --> 00:11:46,954 So... HE CLEARS THROAT 257 00:11:46,994 --> 00:11:48,074 What's that say? 258 00:11:48,114 --> 00:11:49,074 Andre. Andre. 259 00:11:49,114 --> 00:11:50,514 They have the cool "mm" on the end, I love it. 260 00:11:50,554 --> 00:11:52,474 Catherine. Andre and Catherine. 261 00:11:52,514 --> 00:11:54,354 I said Chantelle, so I wasn't right. 262 00:11:54,394 --> 00:11:55,994 You didn't stop me. I was, like, "Fine!" 263 00:11:56,034 --> 00:11:57,074 George. 264 00:11:57,114 --> 00:11:59,794 Jeans... What? 265 00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:01,114 BOTH:Jess! 266 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,634 THEY LAUGH 267 00:12:02,674 --> 00:12:04,874 Jess. Ruch... Ruchee. 268 00:12:04,914 --> 00:12:06,754 No, no, no, she's got a really nice name, actually. 269 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:07,874 Ruchee, it is. 270 00:12:07,914 --> 00:12:09,634 Richy? Ruchee. Ruchee, yeah, that's it. 271 00:12:09,674 --> 00:12:11,474 She's gorge, yeah. 272 00:12:11,514 --> 00:12:13,714 And... "Mendi"! Mehdi. 273 00:12:13,754 --> 00:12:15,354 Ella, Tyrique. "Mendi" and Ruchee. 274 00:12:15,394 --> 00:12:17,114 OK, one more time, we'll go to the start. 275 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,594 We're gonna go all the way round. OK, ready? 276 00:12:18,634 --> 00:12:19,954 Tyrique. Tyrique. Ella. Ella. 277 00:12:19,994 --> 00:12:20,994 He's good looking. 278 00:12:21,034 --> 00:12:22,234 Mitchel. Molly. Molly. I fancy her. 279 00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:24,914 OK. THEY LAUGH 280 00:12:24,954 --> 00:12:28,194 Andre. Andre. Catherine. Catherine. 281 00:12:28,234 --> 00:12:29,554 BOTH:George. J-Jess. Jess. 282 00:12:29,594 --> 00:12:30,994 Ruchee. Ruchee. And Mehdi. Mehdi. 283 00:12:31,034 --> 00:12:33,234 What? Mehdi. Mehdi. 284 00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:34,834 IAIN: Well, don't forget my name, Mitchel. 285 00:12:34,874 --> 00:12:37,274 It's Johnny Stirling (!) 286 00:12:42,594 --> 00:12:44,194 One of the main reasons people travel to Mallorca 287 00:12:44,234 --> 00:12:46,714 is to experience the amazing Spanish food. 288 00:12:46,754 --> 00:12:48,634 However, as this unseen clip shows, 289 00:12:48,674 --> 00:12:50,674 it's Catherine's traditional Irish breakfast 290 00:12:50,714 --> 00:12:54,834 that is giving Yorkshireman Mitchel a serious dose of culture shock. 291 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,314 So, you're gonna warm milk up for what? 292 00:12:56,354 --> 00:12:58,794 I eat warm cereal. Are you mad? 293 00:12:58,834 --> 00:12:59,834 You have warm cereal? 294 00:12:59,874 --> 00:13:02,074 Yes. 295 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,674 Who doesn't? 296 00:13:03,714 --> 00:13:04,994 Everyone in the world. 297 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,394 No-one has warm cereal. 298 00:13:07,434 --> 00:13:10,074 Mitch, I need help with this stove. 299 00:13:10,114 --> 00:13:13,874 I'm here. Don't you stress, sweetheart. 300 00:13:13,914 --> 00:13:18,954 Right, get out of the way, gas engineer coming through. 301 00:13:18,994 --> 00:13:20,954 No, it's not locked. HOB BEEPS 302 00:13:20,994 --> 00:13:23,314 You need to put a pan on it. Yeah. 303 00:13:23,354 --> 00:13:25,234 Oh, it's one of them "transduct" ones. 304 00:13:25,274 --> 00:13:29,314 HOB BEEPS 305 00:13:29,354 --> 00:13:30,594 No, it doesn't work like that. 306 00:13:30,634 --> 00:13:31,674 CATHERINE CHUCKLES 307 00:13:31,714 --> 00:13:33,914 Mitch is, like, "Let's not try that." I haven't a clue. 308 00:13:33,954 --> 00:13:36,754 I hope Mitchel doesn't charge a callout fee for that hob inspection. 309 00:13:36,794 --> 00:13:39,434 It's induction, not gas. 310 00:13:42,594 --> 00:13:44,434 A little secret for you superfans, it turns out 311 00:13:44,474 --> 00:13:47,674 there has been an unseen Islander in the villa all week. 312 00:13:47,714 --> 00:13:49,354 I have an alter ego. Yeah. 313 00:13:49,394 --> 00:13:50,714 An alter ego? 314 00:13:50,754 --> 00:13:53,274 Yeah, and he's a little boy, he's called Toby. 315 00:13:53,314 --> 00:13:56,394 Wait, what do you mean an alter ego? What do you actually mean by that? 316 00:13:56,434 --> 00:13:59,554 If I'm just in a silly, goofy mood... 317 00:13:59,594 --> 00:14:00,954 Silly, goofy mood. ..I be Toby. 318 00:14:00,994 --> 00:14:05,474 He looks like this. He looks like that. Right. He's four. 319 00:14:05,514 --> 00:14:06,794 HIGH-PITCHED: And he talks like that. 320 00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:09,274 Oh, my God, what is going on now? 321 00:14:09,314 --> 00:14:11,194 Yeah, he talks like that. Molly, I'm bear confused, babe. 322 00:14:11,234 --> 00:14:15,954 For example, I'm just bored sat downstairs, 323 00:14:15,994 --> 00:14:17,554 my mum's like, I don't know, she's in a bit of a mood, 324 00:14:17,594 --> 00:14:19,154 I'll just randomly be Toby and just like a little boy, 325 00:14:19,194 --> 00:14:20,234 acting like a little boy. 326 00:14:20,274 --> 00:14:21,994 And she loves it, and she prefers Toby more than me. 327 00:14:22,034 --> 00:14:23,834 Oh, my God! And he's so funny. 328 00:14:23,874 --> 00:14:26,874 What is wrong with you? The only thing I can relate to that, yeah, 329 00:14:26,914 --> 00:14:28,434 and this is genuine, right? 330 00:14:28,474 --> 00:14:30,154 Sometimes when I'm bored I'm hyperactive, 331 00:14:30,194 --> 00:14:33,234 and I just make a random noise. Yeah. 332 00:14:33,274 --> 00:14:35,714 I think... Car beep, beep, I go, "Beep!" 333 00:14:35,754 --> 00:14:37,794 No, I'll be, like, "Berm!" Do you know what I mean? "Ber-r-r-r!" 334 00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:40,194 Like a random, "Ber-r-r-r!" 335 00:14:40,234 --> 00:14:42,274 Do you know what I mean? I want to just get some, I dunno, 336 00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:45,954 get energy out, get the serotonin boosted. D'you know what I mean? 337 00:14:45,994 --> 00:14:48,194 I knew our Islanders could be a horny bunch sometimes, 338 00:14:48,234 --> 00:14:52,634 but being "car-horny", that's just plain weird. 339 00:14:57,074 --> 00:14:58,354 SHE LAUGHS 340 00:14:58,394 --> 00:15:02,354 What I've been wondering, Jess, is what gives you the ick? 341 00:15:02,394 --> 00:15:03,474 Erm... 342 00:15:03,514 --> 00:15:05,634 So, the weirdest ick that I've had, is... 343 00:15:05,674 --> 00:15:06,874 Sorry, run out of time for that. 344 00:15:06,914 --> 00:15:08,714 Come back after the break to find out. 345 00:15:17,354 --> 00:15:19,034 {\an8}Uno, dos, tres, cuatro. 346 00:15:19,074 --> 00:15:21,874 {\an8}# All I know it's 10:35... # 347 00:15:21,914 --> 00:15:24,114 {\an8}IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits... 348 00:15:24,154 --> 00:15:28,074 # All I know it's 10:35. # 349 00:15:28,114 --> 00:15:30,634 ..the show that brings you ripped boys letting rip... 350 00:15:30,674 --> 00:15:31,754 FARTING 351 00:15:31,794 --> 00:15:33,994 LAUGHTER 352 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:37,154 I still haven't actually shat yet since I've been here. I need to go. 353 00:15:37,194 --> 00:15:38,794 ..the classified clips... 354 00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:41,234 Is he talking about arse holes again?! 355 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,634 I'd love to be inside your head for ten seconds. 356 00:15:43,674 --> 00:15:45,594 That's the fifth time, George, you've mentioned arse holes 357 00:15:45,634 --> 00:15:47,514 in the past ten minutes. 358 00:15:47,554 --> 00:15:50,154 ..and fun facts that will put you off ice-cream for life. 359 00:15:50,194 --> 00:15:53,834 You know what I found out? Ice-cream has beaver piss in it. 360 00:15:53,874 --> 00:15:56,554 What's he on about? 361 00:15:56,594 --> 00:15:58,594 IAIN: Revealing the unseen bits Islanders get up to 362 00:15:58,634 --> 00:16:00,674 in their first week in the villa. 363 00:16:00,714 --> 00:16:03,754 # Ooh, ooh 364 00:16:03,794 --> 00:16:05,314 # Ooh, ooh 365 00:16:05,354 --> 00:16:07,274 # Ooh, ooh 366 00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:09,434 # Ooh, ooh... # HARMONISES OUT OF TUNE 367 00:16:09,474 --> 00:16:12,074 LAUGHTER 368 00:16:12,114 --> 00:16:14,194 IAIN: But before we rip the lid off Part Two, 369 00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:16,714 we need to find out the answer to the burning question - 370 00:16:16,754 --> 00:16:21,274 what gives Jess the ick? Go on, then, Jess, spill the beans. 371 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,114 So, my biggest ick is probably a lunchbox. 372 00:16:24,154 --> 00:16:26,514 Like, imagine your mum, like, making you a lunchbox for work 373 00:16:26,554 --> 00:16:29,354 and you've got the different compartment bits in, like. 374 00:16:29,394 --> 00:16:32,474 It's just such an ick. Not a vibe. It's all right if it's a pasta. 375 00:16:32,514 --> 00:16:36,114 You know, like, the little see-through ones. But like, no. 376 00:16:36,154 --> 00:16:38,754 Just lunchboxes overall just ain't the vibe. 377 00:16:38,794 --> 00:16:39,874 I agree, Jess. 378 00:16:39,914 --> 00:16:42,714 Tupperware is a right turn off. 379 00:16:48,594 --> 00:16:50,354 IAIN: As you Love Island superfans know, 380 00:16:50,394 --> 00:16:53,634 my first job every morning is to switch the lights on in the villa. 381 00:16:53,674 --> 00:16:55,394 # Cos I could be alone Or in the club... # 382 00:16:55,434 --> 00:16:57,554 Good morning, morning. 383 00:16:57,594 --> 00:16:59,554 The Islanders wake up... 384 00:16:59,594 --> 00:17:01,674 Let's go, girls. 385 00:17:01,714 --> 00:17:03,794 ..and it's straight into an English literature tutorial 386 00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:05,634 with George. 387 00:17:05,674 --> 00:17:07,354 What did your date entail last night? 388 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,594 Sorry, I'm using Shakespeare words. 389 00:17:09,634 --> 00:17:11,274 Like "entail" and that. LAUGHTER 390 00:17:11,314 --> 00:17:13,434 One since Day One when Sir Laurence Olivi... 391 00:17:13,474 --> 00:17:15,914 I mean Zachariah arrived in the villa, 392 00:17:15,954 --> 00:17:18,994 it's been a Shakespearean drama of tragedy and comedy 393 00:17:19,034 --> 00:17:21,314 in equal measure... 394 00:17:21,354 --> 00:17:22,834 Islanders, please welcome Zachariah. 395 00:17:30,474 --> 00:17:37,954 MEDIEVAL PIPE MUSIC 396 00:17:43,074 --> 00:17:45,314 In 24 hours, 397 00:17:45,354 --> 00:17:49,874 you'll get to steal any one of these girls in front of you. 398 00:17:49,914 --> 00:17:56,794 And that will leave one boy single and vulnerable. 399 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:05,114 The girl I'd like to couple up with is... 400 00:18:05,154 --> 00:18:10,354 IAIN: For Andre, it was not to be. ..Catherine. 401 00:18:17,714 --> 00:18:20,354 Do you like strawberries? I do, you know. 402 00:18:20,394 --> 00:18:23,634 You like strawberries? Shall I feed you a strawberry? 403 00:18:23,674 --> 00:18:24,754 SHE GIGGLES 404 00:18:24,794 --> 00:18:26,994 OK, cool. SHE EXHALES 405 00:18:27,034 --> 00:18:29,754 Go. 406 00:18:29,794 --> 00:18:33,514 CHUCKLING 407 00:18:33,554 --> 00:18:35,514 That's a good strawberry, yo. It is. 408 00:18:35,554 --> 00:18:39,034 Honestly. It is. It is. 409 00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:52,714 IAIN: Music might be the food of love, but food can also cause 410 00:18:52,754 --> 00:18:56,474 a fair bit of hubble, bubble, toil and trouble too. 411 00:18:56,514 --> 00:18:57,514 SHE SIGHS 412 00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,354 I wonder if you can hear that. Raaaawr! 413 00:18:59,394 --> 00:19:01,194 Do you want me to make you some toast? It's all right. 414 00:19:01,234 --> 00:19:03,354 It doesn't sound like it. I did have porridge. 415 00:19:03,394 --> 00:19:06,514 I don't feel hungry, it's just my belly's like... raaaawr. 416 00:19:06,554 --> 00:19:09,554 Do you need to trump? Maybe it is wind. 417 00:19:09,594 --> 00:19:12,914 I held it... I held trumping a long time last night. You did? 418 00:19:12,954 --> 00:19:14,314 Yeah. You held it in? 419 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:17,514 Yeah, I'm not farting in front of you straight away. I wouldn't care. 420 00:19:17,554 --> 00:19:19,234 Er, no. For me? Yeah, you. 421 00:19:19,274 --> 00:19:20,794 I wouldn't care. Not doing that. 422 00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:23,154 Molly, not a chance, I'm not breaking wind. 423 00:19:23,194 --> 00:19:25,114 That could break us up. I honestly don't care, though. 424 00:19:25,154 --> 00:19:27,634 I really don't care. It's gone now. 425 00:19:27,674 --> 00:19:31,034 Well, if you do, just warn me, say it's coming. 426 00:19:31,074 --> 00:19:32,314 Day two. Yeah. 427 00:19:32,354 --> 00:19:35,394 I don't care. All right, you've got to fart, then. 428 00:19:35,434 --> 00:19:37,754 Yeah, but I haven't needed to yet. It sounds like it. 429 00:19:37,794 --> 00:19:39,514 LAUGHTER It's brewing. 430 00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:42,234 It's just a draft. 431 00:19:42,274 --> 00:19:46,594 No, if I do, I'd tell you afterwards. Have I got one? 432 00:19:46,634 --> 00:19:50,594 What's that smell? "It's me, Mitch." OK. 433 00:19:50,634 --> 00:19:52,034 It's in my eyes! 434 00:19:52,074 --> 00:19:55,074 If you do that, I'll be like, "No, it's not me." 435 00:19:55,114 --> 00:19:56,794 IAIN: Well, these two seem to have been having a gas, 436 00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:59,194 which is something Mitchel knows all about. 437 00:20:03,634 --> 00:20:06,354 Social media is a big part of our Islanders' lives. 438 00:20:06,394 --> 00:20:08,354 Put them on Snapchat and they are all over it. 439 00:20:08,394 --> 00:20:10,034 Ask them just to chat in real life, 440 00:20:10,074 --> 00:20:12,834 and things can get a little confused. 441 00:20:12,874 --> 00:20:14,074 Here's an unseen clip of our Islanders 442 00:20:14,114 --> 00:20:16,914 talking about social media, 443 00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:18,634 which, ironically, is so funny, it'll go viral. 444 00:20:18,674 --> 00:20:22,474 You say you do social media, yeah? What kind of content you Tik? 445 00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:25,794 Real chill... Comedy skits, dance videos... 446 00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:28,274 Comedy skits, yeah? Yeah. It started on comedy skits... 447 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:31,434 What's comedy skits? 448 00:20:31,474 --> 00:20:35,274 When your mum takes the laundry out... 449 00:20:35,314 --> 00:20:37,354 Comedy skit. Do it. 450 00:20:37,394 --> 00:20:41,834 You know what I mean? A bit of acting. Reinb... Rein... 451 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:46,514 Recreating. Reimbursinating... What? 452 00:20:46,554 --> 00:20:47,594 No, reimbursed. 453 00:20:47,634 --> 00:20:51,914 You're reimbursing an action. Reinforce. 454 00:20:51,954 --> 00:20:54,074 What's reimburse? Reimbursing? 455 00:20:54,114 --> 00:20:55,314 It might be. Reimbursing an action? 456 00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:59,114 I don't think that makes sense. 457 00:20:59,154 --> 00:21:00,794 We'll make it... It works. Yeah, we'll make it work. 458 00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:03,034 I need clarification. Can you ask someone? 459 00:21:03,074 --> 00:21:04,274 "Yeah, what content did you make?" 460 00:21:04,314 --> 00:21:06,394 "Well, I reimburse different things." 461 00:21:06,434 --> 00:21:09,554 What are you trying to say? Zach would know. Zach! 462 00:21:09,594 --> 00:21:14,434 Zach! Need your help! 463 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,434 Is "reimburse" a word? What? 464 00:21:16,474 --> 00:21:17,714 Yeah. 465 00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,434 It is a word, but it don't make sense. 466 00:21:19,474 --> 00:21:22,834 Can I "reimburse my actions"? 467 00:21:22,874 --> 00:21:24,714 Yeah, so, like, you can reimburse him a tenner. 468 00:21:24,754 --> 00:21:28,554 Yeah. But you can't reimburse him, like, an argument back or something. 469 00:21:28,594 --> 00:21:29,834 All right, thanks, George. 470 00:21:29,874 --> 00:21:31,994 How do not know what reimburse means? 471 00:21:32,034 --> 00:21:34,714 These two didn't even know it was a word. Are you joking? 472 00:21:34,754 --> 00:21:38,234 What? What the hell?! 473 00:21:38,274 --> 00:21:40,314 She's miles off it. Liar! 474 00:21:40,354 --> 00:21:42,914 What the hell is that? 475 00:21:42,954 --> 00:21:46,634 Who's getting their money back for this? I needs to know! 476 00:21:51,554 --> 00:21:53,194 THEY CHEER 477 00:21:53,234 --> 00:21:55,794 Usually, recaps are done using a fast-paced montage 478 00:21:55,834 --> 00:21:57,554 of everything so far. 479 00:21:57,594 --> 00:22:00,034 But being a creative bunch, our Islanders have saved us a job 480 00:22:00,074 --> 00:22:03,714 and summed up last week through the medium of rap. 481 00:22:03,754 --> 00:22:05,754 RAPS:# So, we're all sat outside 482 00:22:05,794 --> 00:22:07,914 # We're on the grass We're havin' a laugh 483 00:22:07,954 --> 00:22:09,954 # We've been doin' salsa And now we're singin' 484 00:22:09,994 --> 00:22:13,874 # We all must look like Twats 485 00:22:13,914 --> 00:22:16,674 # L.O.V.E Love is what you see 486 00:22:16,714 --> 00:22:17,914 # Weather's crazy Can't see the sun 487 00:22:17,954 --> 00:22:20,234 # We're all here having fun 488 00:22:20,274 --> 00:22:22,674 # Had my first date on the terrace 489 00:22:22,714 --> 00:22:26,114 # It went very well I didn't feel like a menace 490 00:22:26,154 --> 00:22:27,874 # Three women once Trying to get one 491 00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:30,514 # Molly Hope don't your head get spun. 492 00:22:30,554 --> 00:22:32,914 # See you shining over there Lookin' at me 493 00:22:32,954 --> 00:22:35,874 # Swing your hair 494 00:22:35,914 --> 00:22:39,674 # It all went down at the fire pit Andre lost his babes, it was lit 495 00:22:39,714 --> 00:22:43,514 # The first time I saw Ella... # 496 00:22:43,554 --> 00:22:46,234 # I looked up, then down Thought of Cinderella... # 497 00:22:46,274 --> 00:22:50,634 ALL:Ooh! # The reason as to why... # 498 00:22:50,674 --> 00:22:54,474 # Is because I thought She lost her shoe... # 499 00:22:54,514 --> 00:22:56,874 # What do I mean by that...? # 500 00:22:56,914 --> 00:23:02,034 # I just wanna please you. # Oh! 501 00:23:02,074 --> 00:23:04,714 Nah, this is not going the right way. 502 00:23:04,754 --> 00:23:08,034 Whose turn... Who's next? Ruchee? 503 00:23:08,074 --> 00:23:09,514 Ruchee, right, you can have... on Nepal. 504 00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:11,674 The what? On the pull? 505 00:23:11,714 --> 00:23:14,074 Oh, pulling, pulling, pulling. Nepal? 506 00:23:14,114 --> 00:23:15,914 Oh, about my country? Is it a country or a person? 507 00:23:15,954 --> 00:23:18,434 Like, Paul... It's a country! 508 00:23:18,474 --> 00:23:19,954 I thought she said "da pool", and I was like... 509 00:23:19,994 --> 00:23:21,594 Da pool? Nepal. 510 00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:22,794 Oh, Nepal. Nepal? Nipple? 511 00:23:22,834 --> 00:23:28,074 Nee-pal. Nipple? Nepal. The country. Nepal. Nepal. 512 00:23:28,114 --> 00:23:29,794 Fun fact, did you know that "Nipp-al" 513 00:23:29,834 --> 00:23:33,674 is over 4000 miles away from "Tit-aly"? 514 00:23:38,914 --> 00:23:41,914 We've learned this week that George's mum calls him Casanova, 515 00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:48,114 so what I want to know is what is our Casanova's best pick-up line? 516 00:23:48,154 --> 00:23:50,194 Best pick-up line is, erm... 517 00:23:50,234 --> 00:23:53,794 God, you guys... Come on. You must have loads. 518 00:23:53,834 --> 00:23:58,354 It's cos I'm on the spot. But I've got loads. 519 00:23:58,394 --> 00:23:59,394 OK, so... So... Oh... Erm... 520 00:23:59,434 --> 00:24:00,834 Want to know if Casanova can find his mojo? 521 00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:03,394 Come back after the break to find out. 522 00:24:14,114 --> 00:24:16,154 # You need a freak like me To make love to your body... # 523 00:24:16,194 --> 00:24:17,674 Yee-ha! 524 00:24:17,714 --> 00:24:22,074 {\an8}IAIN: Roll up, roll up, and welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits. 525 00:24:22,114 --> 00:24:28,154 {\an8}ALL TRILLING 526 00:24:28,194 --> 00:24:33,074 Think of us as a circus full of Islanders juggling their emotions. 527 00:24:33,114 --> 00:24:35,874 I'd rather have a few drinks and really get to know someone. Yeah. 528 00:24:35,914 --> 00:24:39,074 You know, like, people go and play Topgolf. Like... 529 00:24:39,114 --> 00:24:41,594 Performing feats of strength... 530 00:24:41,634 --> 00:24:45,794 You do that, then bring that in there. I don't know how you do that. 531 00:24:45,834 --> 00:24:49,634 ..and, of course, lots of clowns. 532 00:24:49,674 --> 00:24:53,154 This is how every Southerner dances. Like this, yeah? 533 00:24:53,194 --> 00:24:56,914 To whip you up in a frenzy. Yeah! What?! 534 00:24:56,954 --> 00:25:00,514 It really is the Greatest Show On Earth. 535 00:25:00,554 --> 00:25:04,634 # You need a freak like me To make love to your body. # 536 00:25:04,674 --> 00:25:05,714 IAIN: Before the break, 537 00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:08,994 we left Casanova George pondering his best pick-up lines. 538 00:25:09,034 --> 00:25:11,034 So here's what it is. 539 00:25:11,074 --> 00:25:13,994 So, best pick-up line is just standard, "Feel that, darling. 540 00:25:14,034 --> 00:25:16,834 "Boyfriend material." 541 00:25:16,874 --> 00:25:19,274 How romantic (!) 542 00:25:24,354 --> 00:25:26,434 We have heard Mitchel tell us the name of his pooches, 543 00:25:26,474 --> 00:25:29,314 but what you didn't know was that he named one of them 544 00:25:29,354 --> 00:25:32,834 after his favourite characters from EastEnders. 545 00:25:32,874 --> 00:25:35,594 I do - I do miss Barry. 546 00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:39,354 Out of everyone? I do love Molly. 547 00:25:39,394 --> 00:25:42,634 Not you. Yeah. Not yet. 548 00:25:42,674 --> 00:25:45,874 Mitchel is clearly dog-mad. Some would say barking. 549 00:25:45,914 --> 00:25:48,834 The man sees dogs wherever he looks. 550 00:25:48,874 --> 00:25:51,594 Oh, have you seen this? So, look at this. This is my birthmark. 551 00:25:51,634 --> 00:25:54,314 It looks like a dog smiling, with a white bum. 552 00:25:54,354 --> 00:25:56,554 Where? Hold on. Can you see it? 553 00:25:56,594 --> 00:25:58,354 A dog smiling with a white bum. 554 00:25:58,394 --> 00:26:01,154 Yeah, I can see the dog, yeah. Like a sausage dog? 555 00:26:01,194 --> 00:26:04,274 Yeah. They've all seen it. Yeah, sausage dog. 556 00:26:04,314 --> 00:26:06,994 Yeah, fair play. Dog smiling with a white bum. 557 00:26:07,034 --> 00:26:09,154 Yeah, the teeth are out at the front. 558 00:26:09,194 --> 00:26:11,354 Yeah, the white booty, and then the tail. 559 00:26:11,394 --> 00:26:12,914 That is random! 560 00:26:12,954 --> 00:26:15,274 IAIN: And as our cameraman unfortunately didn't manage 561 00:26:15,314 --> 00:26:17,394 to get a shot of the inside of Mitchel's calf, 562 00:26:17,434 --> 00:26:19,434 that smiling dog with the white bum birthmark 563 00:26:19,474 --> 00:26:22,874 will have to remain an Unseen Bit. 564 00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:27,354 But do keep your eyes out for it. Hashtag Unseen Bits. 565 00:26:30,554 --> 00:26:33,354 # Here comes the sun Little darling... # 566 00:26:33,394 --> 00:26:35,514 IAIN: In Mallorca, the sun is always shining. 567 00:26:35,554 --> 00:26:37,034 Beating down on our Islanders, 568 00:26:37,074 --> 00:26:39,874 providing the perfect environment for cracking on. 569 00:26:39,914 --> 00:26:42,154 Isn't that right, Andre? 570 00:26:42,194 --> 00:26:45,234 The sun is really, really... it's doing its thing. 571 00:26:45,274 --> 00:26:48,314 Like, I can consider a lot of things the ultimate wingmen, 572 00:26:48,354 --> 00:26:50,834 and the sun is one of them. 573 00:26:50,874 --> 00:26:52,314 IAIN: And Andre's trusty wingman 574 00:26:52,354 --> 00:26:56,554 slid right into his DMs with a sunny beach date for him. 575 00:26:56,594 --> 00:26:58,674 TEXT ALERT, ALL SCREAM 576 00:26:58,714 --> 00:27:03,834 Oh, my God. "Whitney is waiting for you at the beach." 577 00:27:03,874 --> 00:27:05,354 IAIN: Well, she wasn't really waiting. 578 00:27:05,394 --> 00:27:08,314 She was cracking into the cava before you even got there. 579 00:27:08,354 --> 00:27:10,474 The cheek of it! How we doing, all right, yeah? 580 00:27:10,514 --> 00:27:14,794 And here are some more bits of their date you didn't get to see. 581 00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:16,434 You're a very pretty lady. What's your name? 582 00:27:16,474 --> 00:27:18,074 Whitney. What's your name? 583 00:27:18,114 --> 00:27:20,154 Dre, of course. Andre. 584 00:27:20,194 --> 00:27:22,314 My name's Andre, but feel free to call me D, Dre, 585 00:27:22,354 --> 00:27:27,354 whatever you're comfortable with. Andre. Right, your name's Andre. 586 00:27:27,394 --> 00:27:29,394 You put on your highest Js. Yes. 587 00:27:29,434 --> 00:27:34,194 Nice fit. Nice fit. Permed your hair. 588 00:27:34,234 --> 00:27:37,114 I'm joking. SHE LAUGHS 589 00:27:37,154 --> 00:27:38,554 You got jokes. 590 00:27:38,594 --> 00:27:40,834 From the chat, would you say that there's a vibe here? 591 00:27:40,874 --> 00:27:44,674 I guess we're in, like, a fairy tale kind of world. Anything goes, right? 592 00:27:44,714 --> 00:27:46,914 Anything goes. 593 00:27:46,954 --> 00:27:51,794 Not everything goes. But most things will go. 594 00:27:51,834 --> 00:27:54,034 Most things will go. SHE LAUGHS 595 00:27:54,074 --> 00:27:57,874 I want to end this date with a nice toast. OK. 596 00:27:57,914 --> 00:28:00,514 Could be the start of something. 597 00:28:00,554 --> 00:28:04,114 Also to introduce you to the villa and everyone that's there. 598 00:28:04,154 --> 00:28:06,114 I think you'll get on nicely with them, do you know what I mean? 599 00:28:06,154 --> 00:28:07,114 You'll fit in well with them. 600 00:28:07,154 --> 00:28:09,194 # That's what I love about you. # 601 00:28:09,234 --> 00:28:10,234 IAIN: Andre wasn't wrong. 602 00:28:10,274 --> 00:28:12,594 Everyone wanted to meet and greet Whitney when she got in the villa, 603 00:28:12,634 --> 00:28:14,634 as this Unseen Bit shows. 604 00:28:14,674 --> 00:28:16,754 You are bombshell vibes. Oh, thank you. So are you lot. 605 00:28:16,794 --> 00:28:20,634 You brought the energy. But it's still, like... Oh, my God! 606 00:28:20,674 --> 00:28:22,514 SCREAMS What is that? 607 00:28:22,554 --> 00:28:23,554 ALL SCREAMING 608 00:28:23,594 --> 00:28:24,554 LAUGHTER 609 00:28:24,594 --> 00:28:29,514 CATHERINE SCREAMS 610 00:28:29,554 --> 00:28:31,234 IAIN: Whitney's arrival also heralded the return 611 00:28:31,274 --> 00:28:36,634 of the good old Unseen Bits classic: 612 00:28:40,594 --> 00:28:43,354 It's like, with Andre, I feel like I'm having that conversation... 613 00:28:43,394 --> 00:28:44,834 SHE SQUEALS 614 00:28:44,874 --> 00:28:46,194 What is it? ELLA SHRIEKS 615 00:28:46,234 --> 00:28:49,714 Fucker! That's the world's smallest spider. 616 00:28:49,754 --> 00:28:52,074 But why is it on my bed? 617 00:28:52,114 --> 00:28:54,194 It's a much more... Ooh! 618 00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:57,074 Are all the bugs round here on steroids? They're all massive! 619 00:28:57,114 --> 00:28:59,274 Yeah! They're all fucking huge, aren't they? 620 00:28:59,314 --> 00:29:00,754 Do you know what I mean? 621 00:29:00,794 --> 00:29:03,354 I learnt a lot about that, that's all... 622 00:29:03,394 --> 00:29:07,234 Oh, my days, that's just came onto my hand. 623 00:29:07,274 --> 00:29:08,354 Yeah, exactly. 624 00:29:08,394 --> 00:29:10,874 You've got some little dinosaur next to you. 625 00:29:10,914 --> 00:29:14,194 Oh, my God. 626 00:29:14,234 --> 00:29:15,194 Whaa! 627 00:29:15,234 --> 00:29:16,314 It jumped on me! 628 00:29:16,354 --> 00:29:18,234 That ain't a joke. What are you doing, man? 629 00:29:18,274 --> 00:29:22,234 I tried to save this, and it jumped on me. 630 00:29:22,274 --> 00:29:24,114 It came for you! Mehds, Mehds, what the fuck? 631 00:29:24,154 --> 00:29:25,994 It is onto you, man. 632 00:29:26,034 --> 00:29:28,794 I'm out, give me my suitcase, I'm out. 633 00:29:28,834 --> 00:29:30,794 IAIN: Medhi looked like he'd just seen a ghost. 634 00:29:30,834 --> 00:29:31,834 Where is it? 635 00:29:31,874 --> 00:29:38,074 Maybe it was a smiling dog with a white bum birthmark. 636 00:29:38,114 --> 00:29:41,794 Sharing a luxury villa does throw up a few domestic disputes. 637 00:29:41,834 --> 00:29:44,794 Oh, right, lads. OK, listen. 638 00:29:44,834 --> 00:29:46,954 Us lads came out here last night for a bit of a snack, 639 00:29:46,994 --> 00:29:51,634 and, erm, yeah, we, er, we uncovered something, basically. 640 00:29:51,674 --> 00:29:53,434 LAUGHTER MEHDI:Yes. 641 00:29:53,474 --> 00:29:55,554 And there was a bagel. 642 00:29:55,594 --> 00:29:57,314 Oh! OK, OK, OK. 643 00:29:57,354 --> 00:29:59,514 Oh, my God! And I can't stress enough, 644 00:29:59,554 --> 00:30:03,834 that was literally half-eaten. Like, half bitten into. 645 00:30:03,874 --> 00:30:05,234 And put back. 646 00:30:05,274 --> 00:30:08,914 I didn't eat... Oh, put back! 647 00:30:08,954 --> 00:30:10,434 Oh, that's horrible! Can we be honest, please? 648 00:30:10,474 --> 00:30:12,234 It was the top bun as well, it wasn't even half of it whole. 649 00:30:12,274 --> 00:30:14,554 Someone took a bite off the top bun and put it back in the packet. 650 00:30:14,594 --> 00:30:15,634 That's definitely Molly. 651 00:30:15,674 --> 00:30:18,434 She took half a cookie the other day and put it back in as well. 652 00:30:18,474 --> 00:30:21,314 Yeah, it has to be Molly. The cookie was me. 653 00:30:21,354 --> 00:30:23,634 But the bagel isn't, I promise. I promise. 654 00:30:23,674 --> 00:30:26,714 We need to investigate. 655 00:30:26,754 --> 00:30:27,794 TELEPHONE RINGS 656 00:30:27,834 --> 00:30:29,074 IAIN: Hello, ITV2, Iain Stirling here. 657 00:30:29,114 --> 00:30:30,154 I've got an amazing idea 658 00:30:30,194 --> 00:30:33,554 for a Love Island detective show called Ian Solved. 659 00:30:33,594 --> 00:30:34,554 What? 660 00:30:34,594 --> 00:30:35,794 You want to see a pilot? 661 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,554 Well, OK, watch this. 662 00:30:37,594 --> 00:30:38,634 First things first - 663 00:30:38,674 --> 00:30:41,674 conduct a forensic search of the crime scene... 664 00:30:41,714 --> 00:30:43,354 Erm... bread. 665 00:30:43,394 --> 00:30:47,674 Bread. 666 00:30:47,714 --> 00:30:49,114 I think it's in the fridge. 667 00:30:49,154 --> 00:30:51,594 Someone put it in the fridge earlier. 668 00:30:51,634 --> 00:30:53,034 It is! 669 00:30:53,074 --> 00:30:56,714 Who puts bread in the fridge? That's crazy, bro. That's crazy. 670 00:30:56,754 --> 00:30:57,874 Who puts bread in the fridge, man? 671 00:30:57,914 --> 00:31:00,834 ..interrogate all the suspects with probing questions... 672 00:31:00,874 --> 00:31:02,794 Where's the bread? 673 00:31:02,834 --> 00:31:05,754 The fridge. Are you sure? Check the fridge. 674 00:31:05,794 --> 00:31:06,994 Who puts bread in the fridge? I don't. 675 00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:08,594 Do you? In Spain they do. 676 00:31:08,634 --> 00:31:11,114 ..be smart, use your loaf... 677 00:31:11,154 --> 00:31:12,994 And, actually, sorry, I need to clear something up. 678 00:31:13,034 --> 00:31:15,354 Why did I find the bread in the fridge? 679 00:31:15,394 --> 00:31:16,594 Yeah, who put the bread in the fridge? 680 00:31:16,634 --> 00:31:17,874 Why did I find the bread in the fridge? 681 00:31:17,914 --> 00:31:19,874 Spanish do keep bread in the fridge. 682 00:31:19,914 --> 00:31:21,834 You can't blame this felony on an entire nation. 683 00:31:21,874 --> 00:31:25,514 We're looking for a phantom bagel biter! 684 00:31:25,554 --> 00:31:28,674 Mm. Tyrique's looking shifty. And what's this? 685 00:31:28,714 --> 00:31:31,274 A bagel in his hand? 686 00:31:31,314 --> 00:31:33,114 But where's he off to? 687 00:31:33,154 --> 00:31:34,554 Do you want me to put butter on it? 688 00:31:34,594 --> 00:31:39,274 Please, and cheese. And ketchup, please. Thanks. 689 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:41,914 Cheese, butter and ketchup on a bagel? 690 00:31:41,954 --> 00:31:44,714 That's a crime right there. 691 00:31:44,754 --> 00:31:47,674 But hang on, Ella, did you just bite that bagel? 692 00:31:47,714 --> 00:31:48,794 Case closed. 693 00:31:48,834 --> 00:31:54,634 Another success for Ian Solved. 694 00:32:00,474 --> 00:32:02,834 French cuisine is recognised as the best in the world, 695 00:32:02,874 --> 00:32:05,594 so with Frenchman Mehdi in la maison, it wasn't long 696 00:32:05,634 --> 00:32:08,874 before the conversation turned to gourmet foods. 697 00:32:08,914 --> 00:32:11,954 What's your favourite dinner... in Wetherspoons? 698 00:32:11,994 --> 00:32:15,154 Oh, er... Fish and chips, bruv. ..chicken burger. 699 00:32:15,194 --> 00:32:16,394 And turkey dinosaurs. 700 00:32:16,434 --> 00:32:18,314 Turkey corkscrews are the best. 701 00:32:18,354 --> 00:32:22,154 What? The corkscrew's like that. 702 00:32:22,194 --> 00:32:23,234 That was a turkey corkscrew? 703 00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:25,754 Turkey corkscrew, I swear to God. 704 00:32:25,794 --> 00:32:26,794 I didn't just make it up. 705 00:32:26,834 --> 00:32:29,714 Turkey corkscrews. It's a thing. 706 00:32:29,754 --> 00:32:31,234 And alphabetti spaghetti. 707 00:32:31,274 --> 00:32:33,474 Oh... Yeah, spaghetti hoops are good. What do you mean, "Oh"? 708 00:32:33,514 --> 00:32:35,954 Oh. All right, snails. 709 00:32:35,994 --> 00:32:38,074 Snails are amazing! Are you joking? 710 00:32:38,114 --> 00:32:40,674 There's loads out here as well. 711 00:32:40,714 --> 00:32:42,514 I would get them and cook them. 712 00:32:42,554 --> 00:32:44,074 Oh, snails. 713 00:32:44,114 --> 00:32:46,474 Good. We have them all the time in Portugal, bro. 714 00:32:46,514 --> 00:32:48,554 All the time. He's my brother. 715 00:32:48,594 --> 00:32:51,034 Yeah, that's so good. You have to pick them out with a toothpick. 716 00:32:51,074 --> 00:32:54,474 Are you mad, bro? 717 00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:55,954 Have you guys ever heard of, like, normal food? 718 00:32:55,994 --> 00:32:57,074 Snails aren't to eat, bro. 719 00:32:57,114 --> 00:32:58,594 It's more, like... I think British people 720 00:32:58,634 --> 00:33:02,034 can't comment on French cuisine, right? 721 00:33:02,074 --> 00:33:04,354 They are very different.The best restaurants in London are French. 722 00:33:04,394 --> 00:33:05,794 Yeah, thank you. 723 00:33:05,834 --> 00:33:08,914 Everybody knows, a nice palate, snails are very good. 724 00:33:08,954 --> 00:33:10,474 So I'm requesting can we have some snails 725 00:33:10,514 --> 00:33:13,034 at some point in the game, please? 726 00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:14,674 IAIN: Ah, no bother, pal. 727 00:33:14,714 --> 00:33:18,354 I'll just dial them up on my "shell" phone! 728 00:33:21,794 --> 00:33:22,794 Before we head off on a break, 729 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,834 let's find out what gives Catherine the ick. 730 00:33:25,874 --> 00:33:29,074 The weirdest thing that has given me the ick is... 731 00:33:29,114 --> 00:33:30,674 Come back after the break to find out. 732 01:07:15,904 --> 01:07:18,104 {\an8}# Are you too cynical... # 733 01:07:18,144 --> 01:07:22,064 {\an8}IAIN STIRLING: Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits. 734 01:07:25,304 --> 01:07:27,464 Seriously, we've been searching high and low, 735 01:07:27,504 --> 01:07:30,424 or should that be head to toe? 736 01:07:30,464 --> 01:07:32,264 My rule is, I'm gonna look at your eyes, look at your lips, 737 01:07:32,304 --> 01:07:34,824 look at your eyes, look at your lips, look at your eyes. 738 01:07:34,864 --> 01:07:40,064 IAIN: We've been trawling the cutting room 739 01:07:40,104 --> 01:07:41,624 for the finest forgotten footage from the week. 740 01:07:41,664 --> 01:07:42,664 Oh! 741 01:07:42,704 --> 01:07:47,144 Rest assured, we uncover all the best exclusives of the week... 742 01:07:47,184 --> 01:07:49,504 ..so you can sleep easy in your bed. 743 01:07:49,544 --> 01:07:51,584 I woke up in good spirits, bro. 744 01:07:51,624 --> 01:07:54,224 I woke up on the good side of the bed today. 745 01:07:54,264 --> 01:07:55,824 That's what I like to hear, bro. 746 01:07:55,864 --> 01:07:57,664 IAIN: Before the break, 747 01:07:57,704 --> 01:07:59,704 we left you with a puzzle over "what gives Catherine the ick?" 748 01:07:59,744 --> 01:08:01,064 So here it is. 749 01:08:01,104 --> 01:08:09,064 The weirdest thing that has given me the ick is long, sweaty hair. Urgh. 750 01:08:09,104 --> 01:08:15,824 I like my big sweaty mullet, thank you very much, Catherine. 751 01:08:15,864 --> 01:08:19,544 Right, come on, boys. 752 01:08:19,584 --> 01:08:21,584 Now, I normally like to eat my cereal sitting in front of the TV 753 01:08:21,624 --> 01:08:26,024 watching good morning Britain, but Molly, it seems, 754 01:08:26,064 --> 01:08:27,304 likes to judge a planking competition. 755 01:08:27,344 --> 01:08:29,544 Three, two, one, everyone up. 756 01:08:29,584 --> 01:08:35,544 I'm fucking shaking! No, I'm joking. 757 01:08:39,104 --> 01:08:41,424 Nah, I'm out. I'm fucked. What? I'm out. 758 01:08:41,464 --> 01:08:45,504 I'm stopping after a minute, let me know. 759 01:08:45,544 --> 01:08:48,384 Four, three, two, one. 760 01:08:48,424 --> 01:08:52,224 If you want to stop at a minute, go down. 761 01:08:52,264 --> 01:08:54,104 Ah, love it. No overtime. Do you want to have a plank-off? 762 01:08:54,144 --> 01:08:56,544 I actually would. How long can you hold it? 763 01:08:56,584 --> 01:09:00,264 Ella's got this, man, I reckon. 764 01:09:00,304 --> 01:09:03,064 Are you struggling yet? I can see you're struggling. 765 01:09:03,104 --> 01:09:07,624 I'm just... You've got this, bro. This will be a dub for the boys. 766 01:09:07,664 --> 01:09:13,064 Ella looks like she struggling proper there. 767 01:09:13,104 --> 01:09:14,744 I see you shaking now, perfect. It's cos of my arms. 768 01:09:14,784 --> 01:09:16,304 Ella's on top form. Mate, Ella. 769 01:09:16,344 --> 01:09:19,424 MOLLY:2 minutes, 30. 770 01:09:19,464 --> 01:09:24,224 Zach, you're bossing it, you're three times stronger on abs than me. 771 01:09:24,264 --> 01:09:26,504 How are you feeling, Ella? Feel like you've given up? 772 01:09:26,544 --> 01:09:29,224 I'm chilling. 773 01:09:29,264 --> 01:09:34,184 You've got yourself entangled in a boy-versus-girl battle. 774 01:09:34,224 --> 01:09:36,664 CHUCKLING Let them go. 775 01:09:36,704 --> 01:09:41,984 Five. Pressure makes diamonds, bro, keep going. 776 01:09:42,024 --> 01:09:46,184 Yes! The boys. 777 01:09:46,224 --> 01:09:47,224 That was 3:55. 778 01:09:47,264 --> 01:09:49,704 Respect where it's due, though. Respect where it's due. 779 01:09:49,744 --> 01:09:53,344 I have to give you respect. Fucking hell. 780 01:09:53,384 --> 01:09:54,824 I had about one second left, should have held it. 781 01:09:54,864 --> 01:09:55,904 Got a lot of time for that, Ella. 782 01:09:55,944 --> 01:09:57,304 IAIN: At least no-one can say they're "bored". 783 01:10:00,264 --> 01:10:03,344 # Song going round round My head... # 784 01:10:03,384 --> 01:10:05,624 IAIN: As an icebreaker, our Islanders indulged 785 01:10:05,664 --> 01:10:09,184 in a classic game of Ready, Sex, Go. The lotus. 786 01:10:09,224 --> 01:10:12,904 CHEERING Hold me, hold me. 787 01:10:12,944 --> 01:10:15,344 IAIN: The couple with the best sex pose got to read out a dare 788 01:10:15,384 --> 01:10:18,784 and elect an Islander that will then have to perform it. 789 01:10:18,824 --> 01:10:22,464 "Pick two Islanders of the opposite sex for a three-way kiss." 790 01:10:22,504 --> 01:10:25,104 ALL:Eight, seven... 791 01:10:25,144 --> 01:10:27,344 IAIN: We're giving you an exclusive peek at the confusion and mayhem 792 01:10:27,384 --> 01:10:30,024 you didn't get to see. 793 01:10:30,064 --> 01:10:32,544 The pretzel! What the fuck is that? 794 01:10:32,584 --> 01:10:34,984 Pretzel, pretzel. What's that? I don't know. 795 01:10:35,024 --> 01:10:41,424 LAUGHTER I don't understand! 796 01:10:41,464 --> 01:10:43,904 That's basically it, that's basically it. 797 01:10:43,944 --> 01:10:50,464 They've got it, they had it ages ago. We have it, we have it. 798 01:10:50,504 --> 01:10:52,624 So the winners are... 799 01:10:52,664 --> 01:10:55,864 Ty and Ella. Really? Thank you. Yeah, really. 800 01:10:55,904 --> 01:11:00,264 "Perform a sexy lap dance for an Islander of your choice." 801 01:11:00,304 --> 01:11:02,624 Ruchee. Wait, what am I doing? A lap dance? 802 01:11:02,664 --> 01:11:09,704 CHEERING 803 01:11:09,744 --> 01:11:11,464 That were good, that, Ruchee. 804 01:11:11,504 --> 01:11:12,624 Yeah, that was good. 805 01:11:12,664 --> 01:11:14,864 The sledge. 806 01:11:14,904 --> 01:11:16,944 Run, Whitney, go on! He knows it. 807 01:11:16,984 --> 01:11:22,904 Think of Christmas! 808 01:11:22,944 --> 01:11:24,064 # Don't wanna hear Your sweet lies... # 809 01:11:24,104 --> 01:11:25,224 Like that, like that! Like that. 810 01:11:25,264 --> 01:11:26,224 Oh, that's good, that. 811 01:11:26,264 --> 01:11:27,264 LAUGHTER 812 01:11:27,304 --> 01:11:28,984 And the winners are... Andre and Whitney. 813 01:11:29,024 --> 01:11:31,624 CHEERING 814 01:11:31,664 --> 01:11:35,064 Normally I would just play Uno, do you know what I mean? 815 01:11:35,104 --> 01:11:38,184 LAUGHTER "Kiss an Islander from head to toe." 816 01:11:38,224 --> 01:11:41,104 We're gonna go Mehdi for this one. OOHING 817 01:11:41,144 --> 01:11:43,744 Je suis! 818 01:11:43,784 --> 01:11:47,624 Molly. 819 01:11:47,664 --> 01:11:53,184 This guy is smooth as fuck. 820 01:11:53,224 --> 01:11:55,344 This is a French kiss, dude. 821 01:11:55,384 --> 01:11:58,024 CHEERING 822 01:11:58,064 --> 01:12:05,344 IAIN: Ooh, la, la, no-one can compete with a French French kisser. 823 01:12:11,144 --> 01:12:13,184 You know what they say about guys with big feet, well, 824 01:12:13,224 --> 01:12:17,024 there are certainly a few giant personalities among our Islanders 825 01:12:17,064 --> 01:12:19,944 as this unseen clip reveals. 826 01:12:19,984 --> 01:12:20,984 How tall are you, Zach? 827 01:12:21,024 --> 01:12:25,344 Six five. Fucking hell. 828 01:12:25,384 --> 01:12:28,224 Six five. Mitch, stand next to Zach. Get down here, fam. 829 01:12:28,264 --> 01:12:31,384 I'm six one. Oh, my fuck. 830 01:12:31,424 --> 01:12:34,464 I just don't look tall for some reason. You do. What do you mean? 831 01:12:34,504 --> 01:12:36,744 You're like towering over everyone. Do you ever date short girls? 832 01:12:36,784 --> 01:12:41,264 I think the smallest is like five two. 833 01:12:41,304 --> 01:12:44,384 Fucking hell! That is really small. 834 01:12:44,424 --> 01:12:46,344 That is the smallest for me. Do guys actually mind, though? 835 01:12:46,384 --> 01:12:48,464 Cos I feel like really short guys always move to really tall girls. 836 01:12:48,504 --> 01:12:51,464 Really short, short guys have big willies. Huh? 837 01:12:51,504 --> 01:12:53,904 I feel like that's the biggest myth. That's the biggest... 838 01:12:53,944 --> 01:12:55,504 But do you know why? Because they're that small, 839 01:12:55,544 --> 01:12:59,664 their dick looks bigger. Nah. It's an illusion. 840 01:12:59,704 --> 01:13:01,464 Do you want me to tell you a funny story? 841 01:13:01,504 --> 01:13:04,264 All your stories are funny, so go on. Go on, Jess. 842 01:13:04,304 --> 01:13:07,424 My nickname was flat-chest Jess... Really? 843 01:13:07,464 --> 01:13:12,704 ..because I had no boobs. And then I just got these Es, they just... 844 01:13:12,744 --> 01:13:13,784 Nice. 845 01:13:13,824 --> 01:13:18,664 My nickname in, erm, the end of primary school was Bugs Bunny, 846 01:13:18,704 --> 01:13:21,824 cos my teeth were fucked. Is it? I had two front teeth... 847 01:13:21,864 --> 01:13:25,224 And that's it. What about you, Gary? 848 01:13:25,264 --> 01:13:27,904 To be fair, I think it was just Massive Dick. 849 01:13:27,944 --> 01:13:31,144 LAUGHTER No, I'm joking. 850 01:13:31,184 --> 01:13:32,744 IAIN: That's a coincidence, George, so was mine. 851 01:13:32,784 --> 01:13:35,464 All the other kids used to shout, "Massive dick!" 852 01:13:35,504 --> 01:13:38,384 at me in the playground. Ha-ha-ha. 853 01:13:38,424 --> 01:13:43,784 Happy days. 854 01:13:43,824 --> 01:13:45,744 It's been a fast-moving and dramatic week in the villa. 855 01:13:45,784 --> 01:13:49,984 No wonder some of our Islanders need some peace and quiet occasionally. 856 01:13:50,024 --> 01:13:56,384 In through your nose, let all the air fill you. Then out. 857 01:13:56,424 --> 01:13:59,144 Babe, you've got such a calming voice. 858 01:13:59,184 --> 01:14:01,824 In... 859 01:14:01,864 --> 01:14:04,064 then out. 860 01:14:04,104 --> 01:14:07,504 IAIN: The only thing that could break the peace was... 861 01:14:07,544 --> 01:14:10,224 ..another dramatic Bombshell arrival. 862 01:14:10,264 --> 01:14:13,144 Bombshell Sammy was asked if he wanted to arrive in a jeep, 863 01:14:13,184 --> 01:14:16,224 a speedboat or even a helicopter. 864 01:14:16,264 --> 01:14:20,904 But he was absolutely adamant he wanted one of those fish spa pedis. 865 01:14:20,944 --> 01:14:23,184 You know, the ones that nibble on all the dead skin on your feet. 866 01:14:23,224 --> 01:14:24,904 Eurgh. Gross. 867 01:14:24,944 --> 01:14:26,944 And it wasn't long before his first date, Ella, 868 01:14:26,984 --> 01:14:29,424 was ready to dip her toes in. 869 01:14:29,464 --> 01:14:30,744 How are you doing? How are you? 870 01:14:30,784 --> 01:14:33,304 Not bad. Not bad. 871 01:14:33,344 --> 01:14:37,864 I think I should, like, get my shoes off. 872 01:14:37,904 --> 01:14:39,384 Do need a hand or are you all right? I'll be OK. 873 01:14:39,424 --> 01:14:40,384 Are you sure? 874 01:14:40,424 --> 01:14:42,544 Yeah, I think she's taken her shoes off once or twice in the past. 875 01:14:42,584 --> 01:14:45,704 I couldn't not choose you, could I? 876 01:14:45,744 --> 01:14:46,864 Hello. Lovely to meet you. 877 01:14:46,904 --> 01:14:48,504 Take your shoes off. Oh, am I putting my shoes off? 878 01:14:48,544 --> 01:14:49,504 Bear with. Go on. 879 01:14:49,544 --> 01:14:50,744 Do you need a hand or are you all right? 880 01:14:50,784 --> 01:14:51,984 No, I'm all right. I'm good, thank you. 881 01:14:52,024 --> 01:14:53,064 Yeah, OK, Sammy, 882 01:14:53,104 --> 01:14:55,704 Jess knows I do take a shoes off, thank you very much. 883 01:14:55,744 --> 01:14:57,824 Oh, my God. This is well warm. 884 01:14:57,864 --> 01:14:59,264 Oh, hello! Hello, hello. 885 01:14:59,304 --> 01:15:03,784 Shall I come up on here? Do I come up on here? 886 01:15:03,824 --> 01:15:04,784 Yeah, you do. Oh, lovely. 887 01:15:04,824 --> 01:15:06,064 Take them heels off, cos you might fall. 888 01:15:06,104 --> 01:15:07,104 Yeah, don't wanna fall in. 889 01:15:07,144 --> 01:15:08,064 Hold on a second. Go on, go on. 890 01:15:08,104 --> 01:15:09,144 I'll be two secs. 891 01:15:09,184 --> 01:15:12,344 I'm not falling in. We don't want you falling in. 892 01:15:12,384 --> 01:15:14,024 Molly, you have no idea how much he wanted to help you 893 01:15:14,064 --> 01:15:15,864 get those shoes off. 894 01:15:15,904 --> 01:15:17,224 You've got some random tattoos, in't ya? 895 01:15:17,264 --> 01:15:18,424 That's it. Can you see my flowers? 896 01:15:18,464 --> 01:15:23,464 Turn round. They're cute. 897 01:15:23,504 --> 01:15:26,944 Can you see them? Yeah. 898 01:15:26,984 --> 01:15:29,424 Got a little starfish there with a little smiley face on.OK. 899 01:15:29,464 --> 01:15:30,944 He's cute. It's my teddy. It's exactly my teddy. 900 01:15:30,984 --> 01:15:32,664 And then I've got a palm tree there. Got that in Spain. 901 01:15:32,704 --> 01:15:34,104 It was weird, because I was chilling today, 902 01:15:34,144 --> 01:15:36,224 I was, like, "I bet Molly's got a palm tree on the back of her leg." 903 01:15:36,264 --> 01:15:38,744 I just guessed it. It was well weird. 904 01:15:38,784 --> 01:15:40,384 It's just meant to be, innit? Yeah, that's mental. 905 01:15:40,424 --> 01:15:41,584 It is well weird. 906 01:15:41,624 --> 01:15:45,624 Hey, Sammy? You didn't happen to have a premonition of what 907 01:15:45,664 --> 01:15:49,024 a smiling dog with a white birthmark looks like, did you? 908 01:15:49,064 --> 01:15:51,704 No? OK, thanks, I'll keep looking. 909 01:15:57,264 --> 01:16:00,344 Cue the cheesy game show music because oh, yes, people, 910 01:16:00,384 --> 01:16:02,824 it's time for... 911 01:16:02,864 --> 01:16:07,024 Beach Hut Bonanza! 912 01:16:07,064 --> 01:16:10,544 {\an8}This week, I asked our Islanders, what's your best chat-up line? 913 01:16:10,584 --> 01:16:12,184 {\an8}Chat-up lines, yeah? 914 01:16:12,224 --> 01:16:14,824 {\an8}I'm not a chat-up line girl. 915 01:16:14,864 --> 01:16:15,864 I'm shocking. 916 01:16:15,904 --> 01:16:18,624 They're a little bit cringe for me. 917 01:16:18,664 --> 01:16:20,944 I have never used a chat-up line in my life. 918 01:16:20,984 --> 01:16:24,024 My chat itself is a chat-up line. 919 01:16:24,064 --> 01:16:25,184 I'm not really with the cheese. 920 01:16:25,224 --> 01:16:26,704 A certain man might be, like George... 921 01:16:26,744 --> 01:16:30,304 I think chat-up lines are sick. 922 01:16:30,344 --> 01:16:32,424 I've just got no shame and no filter. 923 01:16:32,464 --> 01:16:35,824 He's like... A machine that just prints these chat-up lines... 924 01:16:35,864 --> 01:16:38,424 If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. 925 01:16:38,464 --> 01:16:39,664 He's on the go. 926 01:16:39,704 --> 01:16:42,424 If you were the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 927 01:16:42,464 --> 01:16:45,304 I'm not really a chat-up line guy, you know, I'll be honest. 928 01:16:45,344 --> 01:16:47,704 When I met him, Ty, his chat-up line, 929 01:16:47,744 --> 01:16:49,584 I was wearing an E chain, and he was like, erm... 930 01:16:49,624 --> 01:16:54,624 "If I guess your name right, you have to give me your number." 931 01:16:54,664 --> 01:16:56,104 I'd rather talk to a girl about the weather 932 01:16:56,144 --> 01:16:58,104 or their favourite colour than that. 933 01:16:58,144 --> 01:17:00,624 I just give them eye contact. That's my thing. 934 01:17:00,664 --> 01:17:01,984 If I fancy someone in the club, 935 01:17:02,024 --> 01:17:05,384 I would get my friends to push me into him. 936 01:17:05,424 --> 01:17:08,384 That's it. And it works every time. 937 01:17:08,424 --> 01:17:10,224 At most, I say "you see me"... 938 01:17:10,264 --> 01:17:12,504 And then, obviously, like, you see me. 939 01:17:12,544 --> 01:17:15,184 And if you wasn't looking before, you see me now. 940 01:17:15,224 --> 01:17:19,224 I saw that you saw me. 941 01:17:19,264 --> 01:17:22,424 So I just want to let you know that I saw that you saw me, 942 01:17:22,464 --> 01:17:23,984 and from what I'm seeing, 943 01:17:24,024 --> 01:17:29,144 I want to let you know I'm also seeing you. 944 01:17:29,184 --> 01:17:31,744 Ooh. SHE LAUGHS 945 01:17:31,784 --> 01:17:37,344 Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away... 946 01:17:37,384 --> 01:17:38,424 Girl, you so fine, 947 01:17:38,464 --> 01:17:42,264 I'll marry your brother just to get in your family, God dang. 948 01:17:42,304 --> 01:17:45,544 If you was a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber. 949 01:17:45,584 --> 01:17:48,264 Awful. 950 01:17:48,304 --> 01:17:52,544 Do you like raisins? How you feel about a date? 951 01:17:52,584 --> 01:17:54,104 GAGS 952 01:17:54,144 --> 01:17:56,544 It's awful. 953 01:17:56,584 --> 01:17:58,344 Hey, you know what? I'm not currently an organ donor. 954 01:17:58,384 --> 01:18:03,104 But for you, I'd give you my heart. 955 01:18:03,144 --> 01:18:05,504 What's a pencil without a... No, what's...? 956 01:18:05,544 --> 01:18:09,544 I wanna give you my surname, you know what I mean? Mm! 957 01:18:09,584 --> 01:18:13,144 Life is like a pencil without a sharpener.... What is it? 958 01:18:13,184 --> 01:18:18,064 Are you a time traveller? Because I definitely see you in my future. 959 01:18:18,104 --> 01:18:21,984 That's good, that one. 960 01:18:22,024 --> 01:18:23,064 My life is like a pen... What... 961 01:18:23,104 --> 01:18:27,944 Like a pencil without a sharpener - pointless. 962 01:18:27,984 --> 01:18:31,984 I lost my number, da-a-a-amn. 963 01:18:32,024 --> 01:18:34,144 Can I have yours, though? 964 01:18:34,184 --> 01:18:37,864 Yeah, cos your body looks like a Fanta bottle. 965 01:18:37,904 --> 01:18:39,104 Are you a parking ticket? 966 01:18:39,144 --> 01:18:42,264 Cos you've got "fine" written all over you. 967 01:18:42,304 --> 01:18:44,424 I used to think happiness started with an H, 968 01:18:44,464 --> 01:18:47,584 but it turns out mine starts with a U. 969 01:18:47,624 --> 01:18:52,064 And they're all coming for ya. They're all coming for ya now. 970 01:18:52,104 --> 01:18:54,424 Tune in next week for another instalment of... 971 01:18:54,464 --> 01:18:58,784 M-m-m-m-m... Beach Hut Bonanza! 972 01:18:58,824 --> 01:19:00,784 See you all next week. 973 01:19:00,824 --> 01:19:03,504 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com