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Ladybird. Is there?
Yeah.
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It's pooed.
Oh, my God, ew!
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IAIN: Saddle up,
because we're back, baby!
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Yee-ha!
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Oh, my God.
Sorry.
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It might not be our first rodeo,
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but it's gonna be
a Bucking Bronco of laughter...
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and unseen exclusives.
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You know what I found out? Ice cream
has, um, beaver piss in it.
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So hold onto your hats
as we serve up all the craziest...
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Are you mad?
GEORGE BLEATS, JABBERS
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..most jaw-dropping footage
from the last seven days
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that didn't make the cut.
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Is he talking about arseholes again?
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Expect a wild ride.
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ALL TRILLING
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..as our cowboys...
MEHDI FARTS
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..and cowgirls...
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Argh!
What is that?
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..settle into their new ranch.
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Giddy-up, because this is
Love Island: Unseen Bits.
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The Paul?
Nepal.
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Oh, Nepal.
Nepal!
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Nipple?
Nippal?
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{\an8}IAIN: Ah, Mallorca. The perfect
setting for a much-needed day off.
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And after five intense days
of gruelling voice-over,
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I'm ready to put my feet up
and relax.
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Bruv, don't forget, don't forget,
it's Saturday night.
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Unseen Bits, innit?
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Oh, yeah, so it is.
Thanks, George (!)
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IAIN: Welcome to
Love Island: Unseen Bits.
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Three, two, one, go.
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Every night of the week,
the main show prepares
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a scrumptious feast of
the finest footage from the villa.
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We then take
all the unseen left-over bits,
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chuck them in the TV equivalent
of an air fryer
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and reheat them into a tasty treat
of unseen delights like this.
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I just sprayed that in my face.
LAUGHTER
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Simply season to taste.
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Oh, my God, guys.
SHE GAGS
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What, not nice?
Are you all right?
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I've put in salt, not sugar.
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Shut up!
No, you haven't?
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And enjoy all the unseen gags
from the villa.
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HE GAGS
Sorry about that.
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And the unheard sounds...
Right, Molly?
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SQUEAKY FART
Pardon me.
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So, feel the rhythm...
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Three, two, one, go.
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ELLA:Oh, wait,
I'm going the wrong way.
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Yeah, that's it, that's good.
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And count yourself lucky.
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How do you say "one" in French?
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One? Uno.
Un.
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What did I just say? Uno.
That's Spanish.
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Un, deux, trois.
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Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq..
Quatre, cinq, six. ..siete.
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Siete. Siete?
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Non. Siete?
What's that, then?
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Spanish again!
What?!
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IAIN: Well, we're the talk
of the town, as Unseen Bits is back.
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Which, as they say in Spanish,
is "tres bon".
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# It's gonna be better now. #
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IAIN: Before the Islanders
entered the villa,
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it was my job to get things ready.
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Scrub the kitchen utensils,
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plump up the beanbags
and dust off the iconic neon signs.
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Hang on, what's that one? "Flepum"?!
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Isn't that a small village
off the A303?
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So, once again,
the villa was ready to go,
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and I get to shout
my trusty Unseen Bits catchphrase:
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Cue the gratuitous slo-mo!
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# Here we go again
It's going through our heads
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We're all wondering when
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It's never gonna end
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# Here we go again... #
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And when they weren't
walking in super sexy slo-mo,
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our brand-new Islanders
introduced themselves to the world
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in those super sexy
VT packagey things.
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Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.
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Absolutely, Molly,
couldn't agree more.
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And here are some unaired gems
of what our Islanders get up to
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in our very expensive TV studio
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before they had even
stepped foot in the villa.
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You'd think they had no idea
the cameras were rolling.
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# I'm feeling myself
And you can't break my vibe... #
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Oh, my goodness!
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# I'm feeling myself
And you can't break my vibe... #
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# You can't break my vibe
You can't break my vibe... #
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That's really cool.
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How did you guys
bring everything in here?
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# I'm feeling myself
And you can't break my vibe
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And you can't break my vibe... #
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I don't know if I can do this!
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# You can't break my vibe
You can't break my vibe. #
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Cheers to Love Island.
ALL TOAST
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IAIN: As you know,
it was all change this year,
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with both girls and boys
arriving at the same time.
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In fact, the bosses at ITV2
wanted to shake things up even more
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by changing the name of the show,
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using exactly the same letters
as the original.
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Lads Live On? Sounds like
a blokey version of Loose Women.
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Actually, I'd watch that.
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Olive Lands? Ooh, that sounds nice.
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Ian Solved?
I'm keeping that one for myself.
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And no sooner had the first three
entered the villa
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than beautician Ruchee
was auditioning for my job.
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AS IAIN:Tonight, in Love Island...
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AS IAIN:
Mitchel gets his eye threaded.
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And cries on TV.
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Oh, hey, Ruchee? I could do with
a quick bit of manscaping too.
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I'll meet you over at those sunbeds.
OK.
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Yes, sir!
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With my job safe
and my eyebrows even safer,
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this lot had to get on
with their job of producing
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their very best chat-up lines.
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Like this unseen bit.
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So, what star sign are you?
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Oh, my God!
Sorry.
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Are you Cancer? No?
What?!
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No, Gemini.
Oh, my God, you're a Gemini!
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Course I'm a Gemini!
Oh, my God! Ew! Ew!
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What is that?
Go and sit over there now.
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What's a Gemini?
Oh, God, no, Gemini. Oh, this is...
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Actually, I love Geminis,
but like, they can be
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such a hit and miss. No, like,
three boys that I've been with,
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Scorpio. I will NEVER
go back to a Scorpio.
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So you're a Cancer?
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No.
OK. Er, Pisces?
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No. I've got no idea.
A Virgo?
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Yeah!
Oh, my God!
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Ruchee might be pretty amazing
at guessing star signs,
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but she's never predicted
this superstar's arrival...
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# You're a superstar
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# So reach for the sky... #
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..as the human dream catcher
herself descended from the heavens.
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She's a Leo, by the way.
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Hello, my lovelies!
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Oh, my God!
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IAIN: As our Islanders
began a transformational phase
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of their lives...
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OK, George, the girl that the public
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have chosen for you
to couple up with is...
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Jess.
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And I thought I'd see
what the future held for them
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by using this very scientifically
and totally accurate
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moon phase compatibility calculator,
which you may have seen online.
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Jess and George.
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The dream team,
d'you know what I mean?
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I don't like short-short hair,
you know? Like, buzzcuts. No.
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Quite long hair.
I like to play with your hair.
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IAIN READS RESULT:
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Molly, you have been coupled up
with red shorts, Mitchel.
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Woo-hoo! Yay!
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It is giving Baywatch
a little bit, both of you two.
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I love the beachy look.
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So maybe a bit of hair,
a bit of a beachy vibe going on.
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IAIN READS RESULT:
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Catherine, Andre.
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How's it going? You all right?
Hi!
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I don't like a guy
that's too loud, because I'm loud.
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I like to put on
a mysterious boy facade.
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Well, it's not a facade.
But it's an act sometimes.
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Mehdi, Ruchee.
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Hi.
Hi.
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I like guys that are fashionable.
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So if you come to a date with,
like, really tight jeans,
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I'm just gonna be, like,
"You need to go home, babe."
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I'd say the difference between an
English traditional guy and me is -
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I don't wear skinny jeans.
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Tyrique, you have been
coupled up with Ella.
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I'm definitely a relationship girl.
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Like, I just love
being your little wifey.
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I'm going in there
to look for a girlfriend.
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My first girlfriend
and hopefully my last girlfriend.
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Wow, that was earth-shattering.
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It was like I had six days of
watching them to work that out (!)
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Once you lot at home
had made your decisions,
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our newbie couples peeled off
to try and get to know each other
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through the tried and trusted medium
of crap banter - literally.
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SHE GRUNTS
Ladybird.
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Is there?
Yeah.
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It's pooed.
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SHE LAUGHS
Oh, it has!
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I like to feel that you are
comfortable in my presence. Yeah.
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You know what I mean, so, like,
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even taking my food,
erm, whatever it be,
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and then, of course, the last one,
farting around me and all of that.
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Hey, look, I'm fine,
I'll find everything cute.
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I don't think that's what I can do.
Yeah, yeah, I completely hear it.
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That will take a lot of time to...
Yeah, yeah.
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110%.
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And then I've got two dogs.
Molly...
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Stop it! Everyone's dog's
called Molly! ..and Barry.
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Aw! Barry's a little Chihuahua
like that. Barry's everything.
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Right, I'm not gonna
break your heart. Don't do this.
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I'm a bit allergic to dogs
with my hay fever.
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I'm allergic to cats
with my hay fever.
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Take some antihistamines
and I'll be OK.
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Barry does like to cuddle.
Oh, that's OK.
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We'll get to that level
after a while.
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Are you a gift-giver?
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If you deserve it.
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SHE LAUGHS
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I'm not Santa Claus!
SHE LAUGHS
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Not every day.
You know what I'm saying?
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I went to a Spanish school.
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It was weird because
we would have English lessons,
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so it was weird.
Oh, yeah.
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Like, I couldn't put my
head around "cup-board".
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I say a "cubbard".
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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I'm, like,
it just didn't work for me.
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Yeah, it's not going
through your head.
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But I was, like, top class in drama.
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OK. You're a bit of
a drama queen, then, basically.
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Massive drama queen. Yeah, you are.
Massive drama queen.
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What's your heritage?
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I'm from Nepal.
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Nepal. OK, cool.
Yeah.
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Have you been there?
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No, I haven't, not yet.
Do you know where that is?
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I feel not a lot of people
know where it is.
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I know where it is, yeah.
Where is it? Asia.
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Where in Asia?
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It's near Japan.
No.
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SHE LAUGHS
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No, it's OK.
Is it an island?
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No, it's not.
Oh, my God.
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I'm gonna sound so stupid.
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No, don't worry, it's OK.
It's a very small country.
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IAIN: Mehdi, Your geography
is truly "Nepalling"!
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So, Molly and Mitchel
got to know each other,
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but did they know who else
they were in the villa with?
234
00:11:07,314 --> 00:11:10,954
Oh, yeah.
I'm really bad with names.
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That's OK.
Are you bad?
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So to live with, yeah, so...
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What's his name?
Which one?
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The dude.
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Erm, Andre!
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00:11:17,394 --> 00:11:18,434
Andre, yeah.
Andre.
241
00:11:18,474 --> 00:11:21,034
He's sound.
Andre. Andre.
242
00:11:21,074 --> 00:11:22,554
There's Andre, Ella.
243
00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:24,874
Chan... Chantelle?
244
00:11:24,914 --> 00:11:28,114
Chantelle, who's that?
245
00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:30,274
Well done, great start!
Thank you so much.
246
00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:31,834
So, we've got Tyrique...
247
00:11:31,874 --> 00:11:33,554
Oh, the names are on the beds!
248
00:11:33,594 --> 00:11:34,954
Let's go check.
Yeah!
249
00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:36,354
Oh, my goodness,
you are a life-saver.
250
00:11:36,394 --> 00:11:37,714
I am so smart.
251
00:11:37,754 --> 00:11:39,514
Oi, stay safe.
252
00:11:39,554 --> 00:11:40,514
SHE LAUGHS
253
00:11:40,554 --> 00:11:41,714
George!
254
00:11:41,754 --> 00:11:44,994
My boy!
Just chillin'!
255
00:11:45,034 --> 00:11:46,034
I dunno!
256
00:11:46,074 --> 00:11:46,954
So...
HE CLEARS THROAT
257
00:11:46,994 --> 00:11:48,074
What's that say?
258
00:11:48,114 --> 00:11:49,074
Andre.
Andre.
259
00:11:49,114 --> 00:11:50,514
They have the cool "mm" on the end,
I love it.
260
00:11:50,554 --> 00:11:52,474
Catherine.
Andre and Catherine.
261
00:11:52,514 --> 00:11:54,354
I said Chantelle, so I wasn't right.
262
00:11:54,394 --> 00:11:55,994
You didn't stop me.
I was, like, "Fine!"
263
00:11:56,034 --> 00:11:57,074
George.
264
00:11:57,114 --> 00:11:59,794
Jeans... What?
265
00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:01,114
BOTH:Jess!
266
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,634
THEY LAUGH
267
00:12:02,674 --> 00:12:04,874
Jess. Ruch... Ruchee.
268
00:12:04,914 --> 00:12:06,754
No, no, no, she's got
a really nice name, actually.
269
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:07,874
Ruchee, it is.
270
00:12:07,914 --> 00:12:09,634
Richy? Ruchee.
Ruchee, yeah, that's it.
271
00:12:09,674 --> 00:12:11,474
She's gorge, yeah.
272
00:12:11,514 --> 00:12:13,714
And... "Mendi"!
Mehdi.
273
00:12:13,754 --> 00:12:15,354
Ella, Tyrique.
"Mendi" and Ruchee.
274
00:12:15,394 --> 00:12:17,114
OK, one more time,
we'll go to the start.
275
00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,594
We're gonna go all the way round.
OK, ready?
276
00:12:18,634 --> 00:12:19,954
Tyrique. Tyrique.
Ella. Ella.
277
00:12:19,994 --> 00:12:20,994
He's good looking.
278
00:12:21,034 --> 00:12:22,234
Mitchel. Molly.
Molly. I fancy her.
279
00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:24,914
OK.
THEY LAUGH
280
00:12:24,954 --> 00:12:28,194
Andre. Andre.
Catherine. Catherine.
281
00:12:28,234 --> 00:12:29,554
BOTH:George.
J-Jess. Jess.
282
00:12:29,594 --> 00:12:30,994
Ruchee. Ruchee.
And Mehdi. Mehdi.
283
00:12:31,034 --> 00:12:33,234
What? Mehdi.
Mehdi.
284
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:34,834
IAIN: Well, don't forget my name,
Mitchel.
285
00:12:34,874 --> 00:12:37,274
It's Johnny Stirling (!)
286
00:12:42,594 --> 00:12:44,194
One of the main reasons
people travel to Mallorca
287
00:12:44,234 --> 00:12:46,714
is to experience
the amazing Spanish food.
288
00:12:46,754 --> 00:12:48,634
However, as this unseen clip shows,
289
00:12:48,674 --> 00:12:50,674
it's Catherine's traditional
Irish breakfast
290
00:12:50,714 --> 00:12:54,834
that is giving Yorkshireman Mitchel
a serious dose of culture shock.
291
00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,314
So, you're gonna warm milk up
for what?
292
00:12:56,354 --> 00:12:58,794
I eat warm cereal.
Are you mad?
293
00:12:58,834 --> 00:12:59,834
You have warm cereal?
294
00:12:59,874 --> 00:13:02,074
Yes.
295
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,674
Who doesn't?
296
00:13:03,714 --> 00:13:04,994
Everyone in the world.
297
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,394
No-one has warm cereal.
298
00:13:07,434 --> 00:13:10,074
Mitch, I need help with this stove.
299
00:13:10,114 --> 00:13:13,874
I'm here.
Don't you stress, sweetheart.
300
00:13:13,914 --> 00:13:18,954
Right, get out of the way,
gas engineer coming through.
301
00:13:18,994 --> 00:13:20,954
No, it's not locked.
HOB BEEPS
302
00:13:20,994 --> 00:13:23,314
You need to put a pan on it.
Yeah.
303
00:13:23,354 --> 00:13:25,234
Oh, it's one of them
"transduct" ones.
304
00:13:25,274 --> 00:13:29,314
HOB BEEPS
305
00:13:29,354 --> 00:13:30,594
No, it doesn't work like that.
306
00:13:30,634 --> 00:13:31,674
CATHERINE CHUCKLES
307
00:13:31,714 --> 00:13:33,914
Mitch is, like, "Let's not try
that." I haven't a clue.
308
00:13:33,954 --> 00:13:36,754
I hope Mitchel doesn't charge a
callout fee for that hob inspection.
309
00:13:36,794 --> 00:13:39,434
It's induction, not gas.
310
00:13:42,594 --> 00:13:44,434
A little secret for you superfans,
it turns out
311
00:13:44,474 --> 00:13:47,674
there has been an unseen Islander
in the villa all week.
312
00:13:47,714 --> 00:13:49,354
I have an alter ego.
Yeah.
313
00:13:49,394 --> 00:13:50,714
An alter ego?
314
00:13:50,754 --> 00:13:53,274
Yeah, and he's a little boy,
he's called Toby.
315
00:13:53,314 --> 00:13:56,394
Wait, what do you mean an alter ego?
What do you actually mean by that?
316
00:13:56,434 --> 00:13:59,554
If I'm just in a silly, goofy
mood...
317
00:13:59,594 --> 00:14:00,954
Silly, goofy mood.
..I be Toby.
318
00:14:00,994 --> 00:14:05,474
He looks like this. He looks
like that. Right. He's four.
319
00:14:05,514 --> 00:14:06,794
HIGH-PITCHED:
And he talks like that.
320
00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:09,274
Oh, my God, what is going on now?
321
00:14:09,314 --> 00:14:11,194
Yeah, he talks like that.
Molly, I'm bear confused, babe.
322
00:14:11,234 --> 00:14:15,954
For example,
I'm just bored sat downstairs,
323
00:14:15,994 --> 00:14:17,554
my mum's like, I don't know,
she's in a bit of a mood,
324
00:14:17,594 --> 00:14:19,154
I'll just randomly be Toby
and just like a little boy,
325
00:14:19,194 --> 00:14:20,234
acting like a little boy.
326
00:14:20,274 --> 00:14:21,994
And she loves it,
and she prefers Toby more than me.
327
00:14:22,034 --> 00:14:23,834
Oh, my God!
And he's so funny.
328
00:14:23,874 --> 00:14:26,874
What is wrong with you? The only
thing I can relate to that, yeah,
329
00:14:26,914 --> 00:14:28,434
and this is genuine, right?
330
00:14:28,474 --> 00:14:30,154
Sometimes when I'm bored
I'm hyperactive,
331
00:14:30,194 --> 00:14:33,234
and I just make a random noise.
Yeah.
332
00:14:33,274 --> 00:14:35,714
I think...
Car beep, beep, I go, "Beep!"
333
00:14:35,754 --> 00:14:37,794
No, I'll be, like, "Berm!" Do you
know what I mean? "Ber-r-r-r!"
334
00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:40,194
Like a random, "Ber-r-r-r!"
335
00:14:40,234 --> 00:14:42,274
Do you know what I mean?
I want to just get some, I dunno,
336
00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:45,954
get energy out, get the serotonin
boosted. D'you know what I mean?
337
00:14:45,994 --> 00:14:48,194
I knew our Islanders
could be a horny bunch sometimes,
338
00:14:48,234 --> 00:14:52,634
but being "car-horny",
that's just plain weird.
339
00:14:57,074 --> 00:14:58,354
SHE LAUGHS
340
00:14:58,394 --> 00:15:02,354
What I've been wondering, Jess,
is what gives you the ick?
341
00:15:02,394 --> 00:15:03,474
Erm...
342
00:15:03,514 --> 00:15:05,634
So, the weirdest ick
that I've had, is...
343
00:15:05,674 --> 00:15:06,874
Sorry, run out of time for that.
344
00:15:06,914 --> 00:15:08,714
Come back after the break
to find out.
345
00:15:17,354 --> 00:15:19,034
{\an8}Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.
346
00:15:19,074 --> 00:15:21,874
{\an8}# All I know it's 10:35... #
347
00:15:21,914 --> 00:15:24,114
{\an8}IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back
to Love Island Unseen Bits...
348
00:15:24,154 --> 00:15:28,074
# All I know it's 10:35. #
349
00:15:28,114 --> 00:15:30,634
..the show that brings you
ripped boys letting rip...
350
00:15:30,674 --> 00:15:31,754
FARTING
351
00:15:31,794 --> 00:15:33,994
LAUGHTER
352
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:37,154
I still haven't actually shat yet
since I've been here. I need to go.
353
00:15:37,194 --> 00:15:38,794
..the classified clips...
354
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:41,234
Is he talking about arse holes
again?!
355
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,634
I'd love to be inside your head
for ten seconds.
356
00:15:43,674 --> 00:15:45,594
That's the fifth time, George,
you've mentioned arse holes
357
00:15:45,634 --> 00:15:47,514
in the past ten minutes.
358
00:15:47,554 --> 00:15:50,154
..and fun facts that will
put you off ice-cream for life.
359
00:15:50,194 --> 00:15:53,834
You know what I found out?
Ice-cream has beaver piss in it.
360
00:15:53,874 --> 00:15:56,554
What's he on about?
361
00:15:56,594 --> 00:15:58,594
IAIN: Revealing the unseen bits
Islanders get up to
362
00:15:58,634 --> 00:16:00,674
in their first week in the villa.
363
00:16:00,714 --> 00:16:03,754
# Ooh, ooh
364
00:16:03,794 --> 00:16:05,314
# Ooh, ooh
365
00:16:05,354 --> 00:16:07,274
# Ooh, ooh
366
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:09,434
# Ooh, ooh... #
HARMONISES OUT OF TUNE
367
00:16:09,474 --> 00:16:12,074
LAUGHTER
368
00:16:12,114 --> 00:16:14,194
IAIN: But before we rip the lid
off Part Two,
369
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:16,714
we need to find out the answer
to the burning question -
370
00:16:16,754 --> 00:16:21,274
what gives Jess the ick?
Go on, then, Jess, spill the beans.
371
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,114
So, my biggest ick
is probably a lunchbox.
372
00:16:24,154 --> 00:16:26,514
Like, imagine your mum, like,
making you a lunchbox for work
373
00:16:26,554 --> 00:16:29,354
and you've got the different
compartment bits in, like.
374
00:16:29,394 --> 00:16:32,474
It's just such an ick. Not a vibe.
It's all right if it's a pasta.
375
00:16:32,514 --> 00:16:36,114
You know, like, the little
see-through ones. But like, no.
376
00:16:36,154 --> 00:16:38,754
Just lunchboxes overall
just ain't the vibe.
377
00:16:38,794 --> 00:16:39,874
I agree, Jess.
378
00:16:39,914 --> 00:16:42,714
Tupperware is a right turn off.
379
00:16:48,594 --> 00:16:50,354
IAIN: As you Love Island
superfans know,
380
00:16:50,394 --> 00:16:53,634
my first job every morning is to
switch the lights on in the villa.
381
00:16:53,674 --> 00:16:55,394
# Cos I could be alone
Or in the club... #
382
00:16:55,434 --> 00:16:57,554
Good morning, morning.
383
00:16:57,594 --> 00:16:59,554
The Islanders wake up...
384
00:16:59,594 --> 00:17:01,674
Let's go, girls.
385
00:17:01,714 --> 00:17:03,794
..and it's straight into
an English literature tutorial
386
00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:05,634
with George.
387
00:17:05,674 --> 00:17:07,354
What did your date entail
last night?
388
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,594
Sorry, I'm using Shakespeare words.
389
00:17:09,634 --> 00:17:11,274
Like "entail" and that.
LAUGHTER
390
00:17:11,314 --> 00:17:13,434
One since Day One
when Sir Laurence Olivi...
391
00:17:13,474 --> 00:17:15,914
I mean Zachariah
arrived in the villa,
392
00:17:15,954 --> 00:17:18,994
it's been a Shakespearean drama
of tragedy and comedy
393
00:17:19,034 --> 00:17:21,314
in equal measure...
394
00:17:21,354 --> 00:17:22,834
Islanders, please welcome Zachariah.
395
00:17:30,474 --> 00:17:37,954
MEDIEVAL PIPE MUSIC
396
00:17:43,074 --> 00:17:45,314
In 24 hours,
397
00:17:45,354 --> 00:17:49,874
you'll get to steal any one
of these girls in front of you.
398
00:17:49,914 --> 00:17:56,794
And that will leave one boy
single and vulnerable.
399
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:05,114
The girl
I'd like to couple up with is...
400
00:18:05,154 --> 00:18:10,354
IAIN: For Andre, it was not to be.
..Catherine.
401
00:18:17,714 --> 00:18:20,354
Do you like strawberries?
I do, you know.
402
00:18:20,394 --> 00:18:23,634
You like strawberries?
Shall I feed you a strawberry?
403
00:18:23,674 --> 00:18:24,754
SHE GIGGLES
404
00:18:24,794 --> 00:18:26,994
OK, cool.
SHE EXHALES
405
00:18:27,034 --> 00:18:29,754
Go.
406
00:18:29,794 --> 00:18:33,514
CHUCKLING
407
00:18:33,554 --> 00:18:35,514
That's a good strawberry, yo.
It is.
408
00:18:35,554 --> 00:18:39,034
Honestly.
It is. It is.
409
00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:52,714
IAIN: Music might be the food
of love, but food can also cause
410
00:18:52,754 --> 00:18:56,474
a fair bit of hubble, bubble,
toil and trouble too.
411
00:18:56,514 --> 00:18:57,514
SHE SIGHS
412
00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,354
I wonder if you can hear that.
Raaaawr!
413
00:18:59,394 --> 00:19:01,194
Do you want me to make you
some toast? It's all right.
414
00:19:01,234 --> 00:19:03,354
It doesn't sound like it.
I did have porridge.
415
00:19:03,394 --> 00:19:06,514
I don't feel hungry, it's just
my belly's like... raaaawr.
416
00:19:06,554 --> 00:19:09,554
Do you need to trump?
Maybe it is wind.
417
00:19:09,594 --> 00:19:12,914
I held it... I held trumping
a long time last night. You did?
418
00:19:12,954 --> 00:19:14,314
Yeah.
You held it in?
419
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:17,514
Yeah, I'm not farting in front of
you straight away. I wouldn't care.
420
00:19:17,554 --> 00:19:19,234
Er, no.
For me? Yeah, you.
421
00:19:19,274 --> 00:19:20,794
I wouldn't care.
Not doing that.
422
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:23,154
Molly, not a chance,
I'm not breaking wind.
423
00:19:23,194 --> 00:19:25,114
That could break us up.
I honestly don't care, though.
424
00:19:25,154 --> 00:19:27,634
I really don't care.
It's gone now.
425
00:19:27,674 --> 00:19:31,034
Well, if you do, just warn me,
say it's coming.
426
00:19:31,074 --> 00:19:32,314
Day two.
Yeah.
427
00:19:32,354 --> 00:19:35,394
I don't care. All right,
you've got to fart, then.
428
00:19:35,434 --> 00:19:37,754
Yeah, but I haven't needed to yet.
It sounds like it.
429
00:19:37,794 --> 00:19:39,514
LAUGHTER
It's brewing.
430
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:42,234
It's just a draft.
431
00:19:42,274 --> 00:19:46,594
No, if I do, I'd tell you
afterwards. Have I got one?
432
00:19:46,634 --> 00:19:50,594
What's that smell?
"It's me, Mitch." OK.
433
00:19:50,634 --> 00:19:52,034
It's in my eyes!
434
00:19:52,074 --> 00:19:55,074
If you do that,
I'll be like, "No, it's not me."
435
00:19:55,114 --> 00:19:56,794
IAIN: Well, these two seem
to have been having a gas,
436
00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:59,194
which is something Mitchel
knows all about.
437
00:20:03,634 --> 00:20:06,354
Social media is a big part
of our Islanders' lives.
438
00:20:06,394 --> 00:20:08,354
Put them on Snapchat
and they are all over it.
439
00:20:08,394 --> 00:20:10,034
Ask them just to chat in real life,
440
00:20:10,074 --> 00:20:12,834
and things can get
a little confused.
441
00:20:12,874 --> 00:20:14,074
Here's an unseen clip
of our Islanders
442
00:20:14,114 --> 00:20:16,914
talking about social media,
443
00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:18,634
which, ironically, is so funny,
it'll go viral.
444
00:20:18,674 --> 00:20:22,474
You say you do social media, yeah?
What kind of content you Tik?
445
00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:25,794
Real chill...
Comedy skits, dance videos...
446
00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:28,274
Comedy skits, yeah?
Yeah. It started on comedy skits...
447
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:31,434
What's comedy skits?
448
00:20:31,474 --> 00:20:35,274
When your mum
takes the laundry out...
449
00:20:35,314 --> 00:20:37,354
Comedy skit. Do it.
450
00:20:37,394 --> 00:20:41,834
You know what I mean?
A bit of acting. Reinb... Rein...
451
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:46,514
Recreating.
Reimbursinating... What?
452
00:20:46,554 --> 00:20:47,594
No, reimbursed.
453
00:20:47,634 --> 00:20:51,914
You're reimbursing an action.
Reinforce.
454
00:20:51,954 --> 00:20:54,074
What's reimburse?
Reimbursing?
455
00:20:54,114 --> 00:20:55,314
It might be.
Reimbursing an action?
456
00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:59,114
I don't think that makes sense.
457
00:20:59,154 --> 00:21:00,794
We'll make it... It works.
Yeah, we'll make it work.
458
00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:03,034
I need clarification.
Can you ask someone?
459
00:21:03,074 --> 00:21:04,274
"Yeah, what content did you make?"
460
00:21:04,314 --> 00:21:06,394
"Well, I reimburse
different things."
461
00:21:06,434 --> 00:21:09,554
What are you trying to say?
Zach would know. Zach!
462
00:21:09,594 --> 00:21:14,434
Zach! Need your help!
463
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,434
Is "reimburse" a word?
What?
464
00:21:16,474 --> 00:21:17,714
Yeah.
465
00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,434
It is a word,
but it don't make sense.
466
00:21:19,474 --> 00:21:22,834
Can I "reimburse my actions"?
467
00:21:22,874 --> 00:21:24,714
Yeah, so, like,
you can reimburse him a tenner.
468
00:21:24,754 --> 00:21:28,554
Yeah. But you can't reimburse him,
like, an argument back or something.
469
00:21:28,594 --> 00:21:29,834
All right, thanks, George.
470
00:21:29,874 --> 00:21:31,994
How do not know
what reimburse means?
471
00:21:32,034 --> 00:21:34,714
These two didn't even know
it was a word. Are you joking?
472
00:21:34,754 --> 00:21:38,234
What?
What the hell?!
473
00:21:38,274 --> 00:21:40,314
She's miles off it.
Liar!
474
00:21:40,354 --> 00:21:42,914
What the hell is that?
475
00:21:42,954 --> 00:21:46,634
Who's getting their money back
for this? I needs to know!
476
00:21:51,554 --> 00:21:53,194
THEY CHEER
477
00:21:53,234 --> 00:21:55,794
Usually, recaps are done
using a fast-paced montage
478
00:21:55,834 --> 00:21:57,554
of everything so far.
479
00:21:57,594 --> 00:22:00,034
But being a creative bunch,
our Islanders have saved us a job
480
00:22:00,074 --> 00:22:03,714
and summed up last week
through the medium of rap.
481
00:22:03,754 --> 00:22:05,754
RAPS:# So, we're all sat outside
482
00:22:05,794 --> 00:22:07,914
# We're on the grass
We're havin' a laugh
483
00:22:07,954 --> 00:22:09,954
# We've been doin' salsa
And now we're singin'
484
00:22:09,994 --> 00:22:13,874
# We all must look like
Twats
485
00:22:13,914 --> 00:22:16,674
# L.O.V.E
Love is what you see
486
00:22:16,714 --> 00:22:17,914
# Weather's crazy
Can't see the sun
487
00:22:17,954 --> 00:22:20,234
# We're all here having fun
488
00:22:20,274 --> 00:22:22,674
# Had my first date on the terrace
489
00:22:22,714 --> 00:22:26,114
# It went very well
I didn't feel like a menace
490
00:22:26,154 --> 00:22:27,874
# Three women once
Trying to get one
491
00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:30,514
# Molly
Hope don't your head get spun.
492
00:22:30,554 --> 00:22:32,914
# See you shining over there
Lookin' at me
493
00:22:32,954 --> 00:22:35,874
# Swing your hair
494
00:22:35,914 --> 00:22:39,674
# It all went down at the fire pit
Andre lost his babes, it was lit
495
00:22:39,714 --> 00:22:43,514
# The first time I saw Ella... #
496
00:22:43,554 --> 00:22:46,234
# I looked up, then down
Thought of Cinderella... #
497
00:22:46,274 --> 00:22:50,634
ALL:Ooh!
# The reason as to why... #
498
00:22:50,674 --> 00:22:54,474
# Is because I thought
She lost her shoe... #
499
00:22:54,514 --> 00:22:56,874
# What do I mean by that...? #
500
00:22:56,914 --> 00:23:02,034
# I just wanna please you. #
Oh!
501
00:23:02,074 --> 00:23:04,714
Nah, this is not going
the right way.
502
00:23:04,754 --> 00:23:08,034
Whose turn... Who's next? Ruchee?
503
00:23:08,074 --> 00:23:09,514
Ruchee, right, you can have...
on Nepal.
504
00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:11,674
The what?
On the pull?
505
00:23:11,714 --> 00:23:14,074
Oh, pulling, pulling, pulling.
Nepal?
506
00:23:14,114 --> 00:23:15,914
Oh, about my country?
Is it a country or a person?
507
00:23:15,954 --> 00:23:18,434
Like, Paul...
It's a country!
508
00:23:18,474 --> 00:23:19,954
I thought she said "da pool",
and I was like...
509
00:23:19,994 --> 00:23:21,594
Da pool?
Nepal.
510
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:22,794
Oh, Nepal. Nepal?
Nipple?
511
00:23:22,834 --> 00:23:28,074
Nee-pal. Nipple?
Nepal. The country. Nepal. Nepal.
512
00:23:28,114 --> 00:23:29,794
Fun fact,
did you know that "Nipp-al"
513
00:23:29,834 --> 00:23:33,674
is over 4000 miles away from
"Tit-aly"?
514
00:23:38,914 --> 00:23:41,914
We've learned this week that
George's mum calls him Casanova,
515
00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:48,114
so what I want to know is what
is our Casanova's best pick-up line?
516
00:23:48,154 --> 00:23:50,194
Best pick-up line is, erm...
517
00:23:50,234 --> 00:23:53,794
God, you guys...
Come on. You must have loads.
518
00:23:53,834 --> 00:23:58,354
It's cos I'm on the spot.
But I've got loads.
519
00:23:58,394 --> 00:23:59,394
OK, so... So... Oh... Erm...
520
00:23:59,434 --> 00:24:00,834
Want to know if Casanova
can find his mojo?
521
00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:03,394
Come back after
the break to find out.
522
00:24:14,114 --> 00:24:16,154
# You need a freak like me
To make love to your body... #
523
00:24:16,194 --> 00:24:17,674
Yee-ha!
524
00:24:17,714 --> 00:24:22,074
{\an8}IAIN: Roll up, roll up, and welcome
back to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
525
00:24:22,114 --> 00:24:28,154
{\an8}ALL TRILLING
526
00:24:28,194 --> 00:24:33,074
Think of us as a circus full of
Islanders juggling their emotions.
527
00:24:33,114 --> 00:24:35,874
I'd rather have a few drinks and
really get to know someone. Yeah.
528
00:24:35,914 --> 00:24:39,074
You know, like,
people go and play Topgolf. Like...
529
00:24:39,114 --> 00:24:41,594
Performing feats of strength...
530
00:24:41,634 --> 00:24:45,794
You do that, then bring that in
there. I don't know how you do that.
531
00:24:45,834 --> 00:24:49,634
..and, of course, lots of clowns.
532
00:24:49,674 --> 00:24:53,154
This is how every Southerner dances.
Like this, yeah?
533
00:24:53,194 --> 00:24:56,914
To whip you up in a frenzy.
Yeah! What?!
534
00:24:56,954 --> 00:25:00,514
It really is
the Greatest Show On Earth.
535
00:25:00,554 --> 00:25:04,634
# You need a freak like me
To make love to your body. #
536
00:25:04,674 --> 00:25:05,714
IAIN: Before the break,
537
00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:08,994
we left Casanova George
pondering his best pick-up lines.
538
00:25:09,034 --> 00:25:11,034
So here's what it is.
539
00:25:11,074 --> 00:25:13,994
So, best pick-up line is just
standard, "Feel that, darling.
540
00:25:14,034 --> 00:25:16,834
"Boyfriend material."
541
00:25:16,874 --> 00:25:19,274
How romantic (!)
542
00:25:24,354 --> 00:25:26,434
We have heard Mitchel
tell us the name of his pooches,
543
00:25:26,474 --> 00:25:29,314
but what you didn't know
was that he named one of them
544
00:25:29,354 --> 00:25:32,834
after his favourite characters
from EastEnders.
545
00:25:32,874 --> 00:25:35,594
I do - I do miss Barry.
546
00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:39,354
Out of everyone?
I do love Molly.
547
00:25:39,394 --> 00:25:42,634
Not you. Yeah.
Not yet.
548
00:25:42,674 --> 00:25:45,874
Mitchel is clearly dog-mad.
Some would say barking.
549
00:25:45,914 --> 00:25:48,834
The man sees dogs wherever he looks.
550
00:25:48,874 --> 00:25:51,594
Oh, have you seen this? So,
look at this. This is my birthmark.
551
00:25:51,634 --> 00:25:54,314
It looks like a dog smiling,
with a white bum.
552
00:25:54,354 --> 00:25:56,554
Where? Hold on.
Can you see it?
553
00:25:56,594 --> 00:25:58,354
A dog smiling with a white bum.
554
00:25:58,394 --> 00:26:01,154
Yeah, I can see the dog, yeah.
Like a sausage dog?
555
00:26:01,194 --> 00:26:04,274
Yeah. They've all seen it.
Yeah, sausage dog.
556
00:26:04,314 --> 00:26:06,994
Yeah, fair play.
Dog smiling with a white bum.
557
00:26:07,034 --> 00:26:09,154
Yeah,
the teeth are out at the front.
558
00:26:09,194 --> 00:26:11,354
Yeah, the white booty,
and then the tail.
559
00:26:11,394 --> 00:26:12,914
That is random!
560
00:26:12,954 --> 00:26:15,274
IAIN: And as our cameraman
unfortunately didn't manage
561
00:26:15,314 --> 00:26:17,394
to get a shot
of the inside of Mitchel's calf,
562
00:26:17,434 --> 00:26:19,434
that smiling dog
with the white bum birthmark
563
00:26:19,474 --> 00:26:22,874
will have to remain an Unseen Bit.
564
00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:27,354
But do keep your eyes out for it.
Hashtag Unseen Bits.
565
00:26:30,554 --> 00:26:33,354
# Here comes the sun
Little darling... #
566
00:26:33,394 --> 00:26:35,514
IAIN: In Mallorca,
the sun is always shining.
567
00:26:35,554 --> 00:26:37,034
Beating down on our Islanders,
568
00:26:37,074 --> 00:26:39,874
providing the perfect environment
for cracking on.
569
00:26:39,914 --> 00:26:42,154
Isn't that right, Andre?
570
00:26:42,194 --> 00:26:45,234
The sun is really, really...
it's doing its thing.
571
00:26:45,274 --> 00:26:48,314
Like, I can consider a lot of things
the ultimate wingmen,
572
00:26:48,354 --> 00:26:50,834
and the sun is one of them.
573
00:26:50,874 --> 00:26:52,314
IAIN: And Andre's trusty wingman
574
00:26:52,354 --> 00:26:56,554
slid right into his DMs
with a sunny beach date for him.
575
00:26:56,594 --> 00:26:58,674
TEXT ALERT,
ALL SCREAM
576
00:26:58,714 --> 00:27:03,834
Oh, my God. "Whitney is waiting
for you at the beach."
577
00:27:03,874 --> 00:27:05,354
IAIN:
Well, she wasn't really waiting.
578
00:27:05,394 --> 00:27:08,314
She was cracking into the cava
before you even got there.
579
00:27:08,354 --> 00:27:10,474
The cheek of it!
How we doing, all right, yeah?
580
00:27:10,514 --> 00:27:14,794
And here are some more bits
of their date you didn't get to see.
581
00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:16,434
You're a very pretty lady.
What's your name?
582
00:27:16,474 --> 00:27:18,074
Whitney. What's your name?
583
00:27:18,114 --> 00:27:20,154
Dre, of course. Andre.
584
00:27:20,194 --> 00:27:22,314
My name's Andre,
but feel free to call me D, Dre,
585
00:27:22,354 --> 00:27:27,354
whatever you're comfortable with.
Andre. Right, your name's Andre.
586
00:27:27,394 --> 00:27:29,394
You put on your highest Js.
Yes.
587
00:27:29,434 --> 00:27:34,194
Nice fit. Nice fit.
Permed your hair.
588
00:27:34,234 --> 00:27:37,114
I'm joking.
SHE LAUGHS
589
00:27:37,154 --> 00:27:38,554
You got jokes.
590
00:27:38,594 --> 00:27:40,834
From the chat, would you say
that there's a vibe here?
591
00:27:40,874 --> 00:27:44,674
I guess we're in, like, a fairy tale
kind of world. Anything goes, right?
592
00:27:44,714 --> 00:27:46,914
Anything goes.
593
00:27:46,954 --> 00:27:51,794
Not everything goes.
But most things will go.
594
00:27:51,834 --> 00:27:54,034
Most things will go.
SHE LAUGHS
595
00:27:54,074 --> 00:27:57,874
I want to end this date
with a nice toast. OK.
596
00:27:57,914 --> 00:28:00,514
Could be the start of something.
597
00:28:00,554 --> 00:28:04,114
Also to introduce you to the villa
and everyone that's there.
598
00:28:04,154 --> 00:28:06,114
I think you'll get on nicely
with them, do you know what I mean?
599
00:28:06,154 --> 00:28:07,114
You'll fit in well with them.
600
00:28:07,154 --> 00:28:09,194
# That's what I love about you. #
601
00:28:09,234 --> 00:28:10,234
IAIN: Andre wasn't wrong.
602
00:28:10,274 --> 00:28:12,594
Everyone wanted to meet and greet
Whitney when she got in the villa,
603
00:28:12,634 --> 00:28:14,634
as this Unseen Bit shows.
604
00:28:14,674 --> 00:28:16,754
You are bombshell vibes.
Oh, thank you. So are you lot.
605
00:28:16,794 --> 00:28:20,634
You brought the energy.
But it's still, like... Oh, my God!
606
00:28:20,674 --> 00:28:22,514
SCREAMS
What is that?
607
00:28:22,554 --> 00:28:23,554
ALL SCREAMING
608
00:28:23,594 --> 00:28:24,554
LAUGHTER
609
00:28:24,594 --> 00:28:29,514
CATHERINE SCREAMS
610
00:28:29,554 --> 00:28:31,234
IAIN: Whitney's arrival
also heralded the return
611
00:28:31,274 --> 00:28:36,634
of the good old Unseen Bits classic:
612
00:28:40,594 --> 00:28:43,354
It's like, with Andre, I feel
like I'm having that conversation...
613
00:28:43,394 --> 00:28:44,834
SHE SQUEALS
614
00:28:44,874 --> 00:28:46,194
What is it?
ELLA SHRIEKS
615
00:28:46,234 --> 00:28:49,714
Fucker!
That's the world's smallest spider.
616
00:28:49,754 --> 00:28:52,074
But why is it on my bed?
617
00:28:52,114 --> 00:28:54,194
It's a much more...
Ooh!
618
00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:57,074
Are all the bugs round here
on steroids? They're all massive!
619
00:28:57,114 --> 00:28:59,274
Yeah! They're all fucking huge,
aren't they?
620
00:28:59,314 --> 00:29:00,754
Do you know what I mean?
621
00:29:00,794 --> 00:29:03,354
I learnt a lot about that,
that's all...
622
00:29:03,394 --> 00:29:07,234
Oh, my days,
that's just came onto my hand.
623
00:29:07,274 --> 00:29:08,354
Yeah, exactly.
624
00:29:08,394 --> 00:29:10,874
You've got some little
dinosaur next to you.
625
00:29:10,914 --> 00:29:14,194
Oh, my God.
626
00:29:14,234 --> 00:29:15,194
Whaa!
627
00:29:15,234 --> 00:29:16,314
It jumped on me!
628
00:29:16,354 --> 00:29:18,234
That ain't a joke.
What are you doing, man?
629
00:29:18,274 --> 00:29:22,234
I tried to save this,
and it jumped on me.
630
00:29:22,274 --> 00:29:24,114
It came for you!
Mehds, Mehds, what the fuck?
631
00:29:24,154 --> 00:29:25,994
It is onto you, man.
632
00:29:26,034 --> 00:29:28,794
I'm out, give me my suitcase,
I'm out.
633
00:29:28,834 --> 00:29:30,794
IAIN: Medhi looked like
he'd just seen a ghost.
634
00:29:30,834 --> 00:29:31,834
Where is it?
635
00:29:31,874 --> 00:29:38,074
Maybe it was a smiling dog
with a white bum birthmark.
636
00:29:38,114 --> 00:29:41,794
Sharing a luxury villa does
throw up a few domestic disputes.
637
00:29:41,834 --> 00:29:44,794
Oh, right, lads. OK, listen.
638
00:29:44,834 --> 00:29:46,954
Us lads came out here last night
for a bit of a snack,
639
00:29:46,994 --> 00:29:51,634
and, erm, yeah, we, er,
we uncovered something, basically.
640
00:29:51,674 --> 00:29:53,434
LAUGHTER
MEHDI:Yes.
641
00:29:53,474 --> 00:29:55,554
And there was a bagel.
642
00:29:55,594 --> 00:29:57,314
Oh!
OK, OK, OK.
643
00:29:57,354 --> 00:29:59,514
Oh, my God!
And I can't stress enough,
644
00:29:59,554 --> 00:30:03,834
that was literally half-eaten.
Like, half bitten into.
645
00:30:03,874 --> 00:30:05,234
And put back.
646
00:30:05,274 --> 00:30:08,914
I didn't eat... Oh, put back!
647
00:30:08,954 --> 00:30:10,434
Oh, that's horrible!
Can we be honest, please?
648
00:30:10,474 --> 00:30:12,234
It was the top bun as well,
it wasn't even half of it whole.
649
00:30:12,274 --> 00:30:14,554
Someone took a bite off the top bun
and put it back in the packet.
650
00:30:14,594 --> 00:30:15,634
That's definitely Molly.
651
00:30:15,674 --> 00:30:18,434
She took half a cookie the other day
and put it back in as well.
652
00:30:18,474 --> 00:30:21,314
Yeah, it has to be Molly.
The cookie was me.
653
00:30:21,354 --> 00:30:23,634
But the bagel isn't, I promise.
I promise.
654
00:30:23,674 --> 00:30:26,714
We need to investigate.
655
00:30:26,754 --> 00:30:27,794
TELEPHONE RINGS
656
00:30:27,834 --> 00:30:29,074
IAIN: Hello, ITV2,
Iain Stirling here.
657
00:30:29,114 --> 00:30:30,154
I've got an amazing idea
658
00:30:30,194 --> 00:30:33,554
for a Love Island detective show
called Ian Solved.
659
00:30:33,594 --> 00:30:34,554
What?
660
00:30:34,594 --> 00:30:35,794
You want to see a pilot?
661
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,554
Well, OK, watch this.
662
00:30:37,594 --> 00:30:38,634
First things first -
663
00:30:38,674 --> 00:30:41,674
conduct a forensic search
of the crime scene...
664
00:30:41,714 --> 00:30:43,354
Erm... bread.
665
00:30:43,394 --> 00:30:47,674
Bread.
666
00:30:47,714 --> 00:30:49,114
I think it's in the fridge.
667
00:30:49,154 --> 00:30:51,594
Someone put it
in the fridge earlier.
668
00:30:51,634 --> 00:30:53,034
It is!
669
00:30:53,074 --> 00:30:56,714
Who puts bread in the fridge?
That's crazy, bro. That's crazy.
670
00:30:56,754 --> 00:30:57,874
Who puts bread in the fridge, man?
671
00:30:57,914 --> 00:31:00,834
..interrogate all the suspects
with probing questions...
672
00:31:00,874 --> 00:31:02,794
Where's the bread?
673
00:31:02,834 --> 00:31:05,754
The fridge.
Are you sure? Check the fridge.
674
00:31:05,794 --> 00:31:06,994
Who puts bread in the fridge?
I don't.
675
00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:08,594
Do you?
In Spain they do.
676
00:31:08,634 --> 00:31:11,114
..be smart, use your loaf...
677
00:31:11,154 --> 00:31:12,994
And, actually, sorry,
I need to clear something up.
678
00:31:13,034 --> 00:31:15,354
Why did
I find the bread in the fridge?
679
00:31:15,394 --> 00:31:16,594
Yeah, who put the bread in
the fridge?
680
00:31:16,634 --> 00:31:17,874
Why did I find the bread
in the fridge?
681
00:31:17,914 --> 00:31:19,874
Spanish do keep bread
in the fridge.
682
00:31:19,914 --> 00:31:21,834
You can't blame this felony
on an entire nation.
683
00:31:21,874 --> 00:31:25,514
We're looking for
a phantom bagel biter!
684
00:31:25,554 --> 00:31:28,674
Mm. Tyrique's looking shifty.
And what's this?
685
00:31:28,714 --> 00:31:31,274
A bagel in his hand?
686
00:31:31,314 --> 00:31:33,114
But where's he off to?
687
00:31:33,154 --> 00:31:34,554
Do you want me to put butter on it?
688
00:31:34,594 --> 00:31:39,274
Please, and cheese.
And ketchup, please. Thanks.
689
00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:41,914
Cheese, butter and ketchup
on a bagel?
690
00:31:41,954 --> 00:31:44,714
That's a crime right there.
691
00:31:44,754 --> 00:31:47,674
But hang on, Ella,
did you just bite that bagel?
692
00:31:47,714 --> 00:31:48,794
Case closed.
693
00:31:48,834 --> 00:31:54,634
Another success for Ian Solved.
694
00:32:00,474 --> 00:32:02,834
French cuisine is recognised
as the best in the world,
695
00:32:02,874 --> 00:32:05,594
so with Frenchman Mehdi
in la maison, it wasn't long
696
00:32:05,634 --> 00:32:08,874
before the conversation
turned to gourmet foods.
697
00:32:08,914 --> 00:32:11,954
What's your favourite dinner...
in Wetherspoons?
698
00:32:11,994 --> 00:32:15,154
Oh, er... Fish and chips, bruv.
..chicken burger.
699
00:32:15,194 --> 00:32:16,394
And turkey dinosaurs.
700
00:32:16,434 --> 00:32:18,314
Turkey corkscrews are the best.
701
00:32:18,354 --> 00:32:22,154
What?
The corkscrew's like that.
702
00:32:22,194 --> 00:32:23,234
That was a turkey corkscrew?
703
00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:25,754
Turkey corkscrew, I swear to God.
704
00:32:25,794 --> 00:32:26,794
I didn't just make it up.
705
00:32:26,834 --> 00:32:29,714
Turkey corkscrews. It's a thing.
706
00:32:29,754 --> 00:32:31,234
And alphabetti spaghetti.
707
00:32:31,274 --> 00:32:33,474
Oh... Yeah, spaghetti hoops are
good. What do you mean, "Oh"?
708
00:32:33,514 --> 00:32:35,954
Oh.
All right, snails.
709
00:32:35,994 --> 00:32:38,074
Snails are amazing!
Are you joking?
710
00:32:38,114 --> 00:32:40,674
There's loads out here as well.
711
00:32:40,714 --> 00:32:42,514
I would get them and cook them.
712
00:32:42,554 --> 00:32:44,074
Oh, snails.
713
00:32:44,114 --> 00:32:46,474
Good. We have them all the
time in Portugal, bro.
714
00:32:46,514 --> 00:32:48,554
All the time.
He's my brother.
715
00:32:48,594 --> 00:32:51,034
Yeah, that's so good. You have to
pick them out with a toothpick.
716
00:32:51,074 --> 00:32:54,474
Are you mad, bro?
717
00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:55,954
Have you guys ever heard of,
like, normal food?
718
00:32:55,994 --> 00:32:57,074
Snails aren't to eat, bro.
719
00:32:57,114 --> 00:32:58,594
It's more, like...
I think British people
720
00:32:58,634 --> 00:33:02,034
can't comment
on French cuisine, right?
721
00:33:02,074 --> 00:33:04,354
They are very different.The best
restaurants in London are French.
722
00:33:04,394 --> 00:33:05,794
Yeah, thank you.
723
00:33:05,834 --> 00:33:08,914
Everybody knows, a nice palate,
snails are very good.
724
00:33:08,954 --> 00:33:10,474
So I'm requesting
can we have some snails
725
00:33:10,514 --> 00:33:13,034
at some point in the game, please?
726
00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:14,674
IAIN: Ah, no bother, pal.
727
00:33:14,714 --> 00:33:18,354
I'll just dial them up
on my "shell" phone!
728
00:33:21,794 --> 00:33:22,794
Before we head off on a break,
729
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,834
let's find out what gives
Catherine the ick.
730
00:33:25,874 --> 00:33:29,074
The weirdest thing
that has given me the ick is...
731
00:33:29,114 --> 00:33:30,674
Come back after
the break to find out.
732
01:07:15,904 --> 01:07:18,104
{\an8}# Are you too cynical... #
733
01:07:18,144 --> 01:07:22,064
{\an8}IAIN STIRLING:
Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.
734
01:07:25,304 --> 01:07:27,464
Seriously, we've been searching
high and low,
735
01:07:27,504 --> 01:07:30,424
or should that be head to toe?
736
01:07:30,464 --> 01:07:32,264
My rule is, I'm gonna look
at your eyes, look at your lips,
737
01:07:32,304 --> 01:07:34,824
look at your eyes, look
at your lips, look at your eyes.
738
01:07:34,864 --> 01:07:40,064
IAIN: We've been trawling
the cutting room
739
01:07:40,104 --> 01:07:41,624
for the finest forgotten footage
from the week.
740
01:07:41,664 --> 01:07:42,664
Oh!
741
01:07:42,704 --> 01:07:47,144
Rest assured, we uncover all
the best exclusives of the week...
742
01:07:47,184 --> 01:07:49,504
..so you can sleep easy in your bed.
743
01:07:49,544 --> 01:07:51,584
I woke up in good spirits, bro.
744
01:07:51,624 --> 01:07:54,224
I woke up on the good side
of the bed today.
745
01:07:54,264 --> 01:07:55,824
That's what I like to hear, bro.
746
01:07:55,864 --> 01:07:57,664
IAIN: Before the break,
747
01:07:57,704 --> 01:07:59,704
we left you with a puzzle over
"what gives Catherine the ick?"
748
01:07:59,744 --> 01:08:01,064
So here it is.
749
01:08:01,104 --> 01:08:09,064
The weirdest thing that has given me
the ick is long, sweaty hair. Urgh.
750
01:08:09,104 --> 01:08:15,824
I like my big sweaty mullet,
thank you very much, Catherine.
751
01:08:15,864 --> 01:08:19,544
Right, come on, boys.
752
01:08:19,584 --> 01:08:21,584
Now, I normally like to eat
my cereal sitting in front of the TV
753
01:08:21,624 --> 01:08:26,024
watching good morning Britain,
but Molly, it seems,
754
01:08:26,064 --> 01:08:27,304
likes to judge
a planking competition.
755
01:08:27,344 --> 01:08:29,544
Three, two, one, everyone up.
756
01:08:29,584 --> 01:08:35,544
I'm fucking shaking!
No, I'm joking.
757
01:08:39,104 --> 01:08:41,424
Nah, I'm out. I'm fucked.
What? I'm out.
758
01:08:41,464 --> 01:08:45,504
I'm stopping after a minute,
let me know.
759
01:08:45,544 --> 01:08:48,384
Four, three, two, one.
760
01:08:48,424 --> 01:08:52,224
If you want to stop at a minute,
go down.
761
01:08:52,264 --> 01:08:54,104
Ah, love it. No overtime.
Do you want to have a plank-off?
762
01:08:54,144 --> 01:08:56,544
I actually would.
How long can you hold it?
763
01:08:56,584 --> 01:09:00,264
Ella's got this, man, I reckon.
764
01:09:00,304 --> 01:09:03,064
Are you struggling yet?
I can see you're struggling.
765
01:09:03,104 --> 01:09:07,624
I'm just... You've got this, bro.
This will be a dub for the boys.
766
01:09:07,664 --> 01:09:13,064
Ella looks like she struggling
proper there.
767
01:09:13,104 --> 01:09:14,744
I see you shaking now, perfect.
It's cos of my arms.
768
01:09:14,784 --> 01:09:16,304
Ella's on top form.
Mate, Ella.
769
01:09:16,344 --> 01:09:19,424
MOLLY:2 minutes, 30.
770
01:09:19,464 --> 01:09:24,224
Zach, you're bossing it, you're
three times stronger on abs than me.
771
01:09:24,264 --> 01:09:26,504
How are you feeling, Ella?
Feel like you've given up?
772
01:09:26,544 --> 01:09:29,224
I'm chilling.
773
01:09:29,264 --> 01:09:34,184
You've got yourself entangled
in a boy-versus-girl battle.
774
01:09:34,224 --> 01:09:36,664
CHUCKLING
Let them go.
775
01:09:36,704 --> 01:09:41,984
Five. Pressure makes diamonds, bro,
keep going.
776
01:09:42,024 --> 01:09:46,184
Yes!
The boys.
777
01:09:46,224 --> 01:09:47,224
That was 3:55.
778
01:09:47,264 --> 01:09:49,704
Respect where it's due, though.
Respect where it's due.
779
01:09:49,744 --> 01:09:53,344
I have to give you respect.
Fucking hell.
780
01:09:53,384 --> 01:09:54,824
I had about one second left,
should have held it.
781
01:09:54,864 --> 01:09:55,904
Got a lot of time for that, Ella.
782
01:09:55,944 --> 01:09:57,304
IAIN: At least no-one can say
they're "bored".
783
01:10:00,264 --> 01:10:03,344
# Song going round round
My head... #
784
01:10:03,384 --> 01:10:05,624
IAIN: As an icebreaker,
our Islanders indulged
785
01:10:05,664 --> 01:10:09,184
in a classic game of Ready, Sex, Go.
The lotus.
786
01:10:09,224 --> 01:10:12,904
CHEERING
Hold me, hold me.
787
01:10:12,944 --> 01:10:15,344
IAIN: The couple with the best
sex pose got to read out a dare
788
01:10:15,384 --> 01:10:18,784
and elect an Islander
that will then have to perform it.
789
01:10:18,824 --> 01:10:22,464
"Pick two Islanders of the
opposite sex for a three-way kiss."
790
01:10:22,504 --> 01:10:25,104
ALL:Eight, seven...
791
01:10:25,144 --> 01:10:27,344
IAIN: We're giving you an exclusive
peek at the confusion and mayhem
792
01:10:27,384 --> 01:10:30,024
you didn't get to see.
793
01:10:30,064 --> 01:10:32,544
The pretzel!
What the fuck is that?
794
01:10:32,584 --> 01:10:34,984
Pretzel, pretzel.
What's that? I don't know.
795
01:10:35,024 --> 01:10:41,424
LAUGHTER
I don't understand!
796
01:10:41,464 --> 01:10:43,904
That's basically it,
that's basically it.
797
01:10:43,944 --> 01:10:50,464
They've got it, they had it
ages ago. We have it, we have it.
798
01:10:50,504 --> 01:10:52,624
So the winners are...
799
01:10:52,664 --> 01:10:55,864
Ty and Ella.
Really? Thank you. Yeah, really.
800
01:10:55,904 --> 01:11:00,264
"Perform a sexy lap dance
for an Islander of your choice."
801
01:11:00,304 --> 01:11:02,624
Ruchee.
Wait, what am I doing? A lap dance?
802
01:11:02,664 --> 01:11:09,704
CHEERING
803
01:11:09,744 --> 01:11:11,464
That were good, that, Ruchee.
804
01:11:11,504 --> 01:11:12,624
Yeah, that was good.
805
01:11:12,664 --> 01:11:14,864
The sledge.
806
01:11:14,904 --> 01:11:16,944
Run, Whitney, go on!
He knows it.
807
01:11:16,984 --> 01:11:22,904
Think of Christmas!
808
01:11:22,944 --> 01:11:24,064
# Don't wanna hear
Your sweet lies... #
809
01:11:24,104 --> 01:11:25,224
Like that, like that! Like that.
810
01:11:25,264 --> 01:11:26,224
Oh, that's good, that.
811
01:11:26,264 --> 01:11:27,264
LAUGHTER
812
01:11:27,304 --> 01:11:28,984
And the winners are...
Andre and Whitney.
813
01:11:29,024 --> 01:11:31,624
CHEERING
814
01:11:31,664 --> 01:11:35,064
Normally I would just play Uno,
do you know what I mean?
815
01:11:35,104 --> 01:11:38,184
LAUGHTER
"Kiss an Islander from head to toe."
816
01:11:38,224 --> 01:11:41,104
We're gonna go Mehdi for this one.
OOHING
817
01:11:41,144 --> 01:11:43,744
Je suis!
818
01:11:43,784 --> 01:11:47,624
Molly.
819
01:11:47,664 --> 01:11:53,184
This guy is smooth as fuck.
820
01:11:53,224 --> 01:11:55,344
This is a French kiss, dude.
821
01:11:55,384 --> 01:11:58,024
CHEERING
822
01:11:58,064 --> 01:12:05,344
IAIN: Ooh, la, la, no-one can
compete with a French French kisser.
823
01:12:11,144 --> 01:12:13,184
You know what they say about guys
with big feet, well,
824
01:12:13,224 --> 01:12:17,024
there are certainly a few giant
personalities among our Islanders
825
01:12:17,064 --> 01:12:19,944
as this unseen clip reveals.
826
01:12:19,984 --> 01:12:20,984
How tall are you, Zach?
827
01:12:21,024 --> 01:12:25,344
Six five.
Fucking hell.
828
01:12:25,384 --> 01:12:28,224
Six five. Mitch, stand next to Zach.
Get down here, fam.
829
01:12:28,264 --> 01:12:31,384
I'm six one.
Oh, my fuck.
830
01:12:31,424 --> 01:12:34,464
I just don't look tall for some
reason. You do. What do you mean?
831
01:12:34,504 --> 01:12:36,744
You're like towering over everyone.
Do you ever date short girls?
832
01:12:36,784 --> 01:12:41,264
I think the smallest
is like five two.
833
01:12:41,304 --> 01:12:44,384
Fucking hell!
That is really small.
834
01:12:44,424 --> 01:12:46,344
That is the smallest for me.
Do guys actually mind, though?
835
01:12:46,384 --> 01:12:48,464
Cos I feel like really short guys
always move to really tall girls.
836
01:12:48,504 --> 01:12:51,464
Really short, short guys
have big willies. Huh?
837
01:12:51,504 --> 01:12:53,904
I feel like that's the biggest myth.
That's the biggest...
838
01:12:53,944 --> 01:12:55,504
But do you know why?
Because they're that small,
839
01:12:55,544 --> 01:12:59,664
their dick looks bigger.
Nah. It's an illusion.
840
01:12:59,704 --> 01:13:01,464
Do you want me to tell you
a funny story?
841
01:13:01,504 --> 01:13:04,264
All your stories are funny,
so go on. Go on, Jess.
842
01:13:04,304 --> 01:13:07,424
My nickname was flat-chest Jess...
Really?
843
01:13:07,464 --> 01:13:12,704
..because I had no boobs. And then
I just got these Es, they just...
844
01:13:12,744 --> 01:13:13,784
Nice.
845
01:13:13,824 --> 01:13:18,664
My nickname in, erm, the end
of primary school was Bugs Bunny,
846
01:13:18,704 --> 01:13:21,824
cos my teeth were fucked. Is it?
I had two front teeth...
847
01:13:21,864 --> 01:13:25,224
And that's it.
What about you, Gary?
848
01:13:25,264 --> 01:13:27,904
To be fair,
I think it was just Massive Dick.
849
01:13:27,944 --> 01:13:31,144
LAUGHTER
No, I'm joking.
850
01:13:31,184 --> 01:13:32,744
IAIN: That's a coincidence, George,
so was mine.
851
01:13:32,784 --> 01:13:35,464
All the other kids used to shout,
"Massive dick!"
852
01:13:35,504 --> 01:13:38,384
at me in the playground. Ha-ha-ha.
853
01:13:38,424 --> 01:13:43,784
Happy days.
854
01:13:43,824 --> 01:13:45,744
It's been a fast-moving
and dramatic week in the villa.
855
01:13:45,784 --> 01:13:49,984
No wonder some of our Islanders need
some peace and quiet occasionally.
856
01:13:50,024 --> 01:13:56,384
In through your nose,
let all the air fill you. Then out.
857
01:13:56,424 --> 01:13:59,144
Babe,
you've got such a calming voice.
858
01:13:59,184 --> 01:14:01,824
In...
859
01:14:01,864 --> 01:14:04,064
then out.
860
01:14:04,104 --> 01:14:07,504
IAIN: The only thing
that could break the peace was...
861
01:14:07,544 --> 01:14:10,224
..another dramatic
Bombshell arrival.
862
01:14:10,264 --> 01:14:13,144
Bombshell Sammy was asked
if he wanted to arrive in a jeep,
863
01:14:13,184 --> 01:14:16,224
a speedboat or even a helicopter.
864
01:14:16,264 --> 01:14:20,904
But he was absolutely adamant he
wanted one of those fish spa pedis.
865
01:14:20,944 --> 01:14:23,184
You know, the ones that nibble on
all the dead skin on your feet.
866
01:14:23,224 --> 01:14:24,904
Eurgh. Gross.
867
01:14:24,944 --> 01:14:26,944
And it wasn't long
before his first date, Ella,
868
01:14:26,984 --> 01:14:29,424
was ready to dip her toes in.
869
01:14:29,464 --> 01:14:30,744
How are you doing?
How are you?
870
01:14:30,784 --> 01:14:33,304
Not bad. Not bad.
871
01:14:33,344 --> 01:14:37,864
I think I should, like,
get my shoes off.
872
01:14:37,904 --> 01:14:39,384
Do need a hand or are you all right?
I'll be OK.
873
01:14:39,424 --> 01:14:40,384
Are you sure?
874
01:14:40,424 --> 01:14:42,544
Yeah, I think she's taken her
shoes off once or twice in the past.
875
01:14:42,584 --> 01:14:45,704
I couldn't not choose you, could I?
876
01:14:45,744 --> 01:14:46,864
Hello. Lovely to meet you.
877
01:14:46,904 --> 01:14:48,504
Take your shoes off.
Oh, am I putting my shoes off?
878
01:14:48,544 --> 01:14:49,504
Bear with.
Go on.
879
01:14:49,544 --> 01:14:50,744
Do you need a hand
or are you all right?
880
01:14:50,784 --> 01:14:51,984
No, I'm all right.
I'm good, thank you.
881
01:14:52,024 --> 01:14:53,064
Yeah, OK, Sammy,
882
01:14:53,104 --> 01:14:55,704
Jess knows I do take a shoes off,
thank you very much.
883
01:14:55,744 --> 01:14:57,824
Oh, my God. This is well warm.
884
01:14:57,864 --> 01:14:59,264
Oh, hello!
Hello, hello.
885
01:14:59,304 --> 01:15:03,784
Shall I come up on here?
Do I come up on here?
886
01:15:03,824 --> 01:15:04,784
Yeah, you do.
Oh, lovely.
887
01:15:04,824 --> 01:15:06,064
Take them heels off,
cos you might fall.
888
01:15:06,104 --> 01:15:07,104
Yeah, don't wanna fall in.
889
01:15:07,144 --> 01:15:08,064
Hold on a second.
Go on, go on.
890
01:15:08,104 --> 01:15:09,144
I'll be two secs.
891
01:15:09,184 --> 01:15:12,344
I'm not falling in.
We don't want you falling in.
892
01:15:12,384 --> 01:15:14,024
Molly, you have no idea
how much he wanted to help you
893
01:15:14,064 --> 01:15:15,864
get those shoes off.
894
01:15:15,904 --> 01:15:17,224
You've got some random
tattoos, in't ya?
895
01:15:17,264 --> 01:15:18,424
That's it.
Can you see my flowers?
896
01:15:18,464 --> 01:15:23,464
Turn round. They're cute.
897
01:15:23,504 --> 01:15:26,944
Can you see them?
Yeah.
898
01:15:26,984 --> 01:15:29,424
Got a little starfish there
with a little smiley face on.OK.
899
01:15:29,464 --> 01:15:30,944
He's cute. It's my teddy.
It's exactly my teddy.
900
01:15:30,984 --> 01:15:32,664
And then I've got a palm tree there.
Got that in Spain.
901
01:15:32,704 --> 01:15:34,104
It was weird,
because I was chilling today,
902
01:15:34,144 --> 01:15:36,224
I was, like, "I bet Molly's got
a palm tree on the back of her leg."
903
01:15:36,264 --> 01:15:38,744
I just guessed it.
It was well weird.
904
01:15:38,784 --> 01:15:40,384
It's just meant to be, innit?
Yeah, that's mental.
905
01:15:40,424 --> 01:15:41,584
It is well weird.
906
01:15:41,624 --> 01:15:45,624
Hey, Sammy? You didn't
happen to have a premonition of what
907
01:15:45,664 --> 01:15:49,024
a smiling dog with a white birthmark
looks like, did you?
908
01:15:49,064 --> 01:15:51,704
No? OK, thanks, I'll keep looking.
909
01:15:57,264 --> 01:16:00,344
Cue the cheesy game show music
because oh, yes, people,
910
01:16:00,384 --> 01:16:02,824
it's time for...
911
01:16:02,864 --> 01:16:07,024
Beach Hut Bonanza!
912
01:16:07,064 --> 01:16:10,544
{\an8}This week, I asked our Islanders,
what's your best chat-up line?
913
01:16:10,584 --> 01:16:12,184
{\an8}Chat-up lines, yeah?
914
01:16:12,224 --> 01:16:14,824
{\an8}I'm not a chat-up line girl.
915
01:16:14,864 --> 01:16:15,864
I'm shocking.
916
01:16:15,904 --> 01:16:18,624
They're a little bit cringe for me.
917
01:16:18,664 --> 01:16:20,944
I have never used a chat-up line
in my life.
918
01:16:20,984 --> 01:16:24,024
My chat itself is a chat-up line.
919
01:16:24,064 --> 01:16:25,184
I'm not really with the cheese.
920
01:16:25,224 --> 01:16:26,704
A certain man might be,
like George...
921
01:16:26,744 --> 01:16:30,304
I think chat-up lines are sick.
922
01:16:30,344 --> 01:16:32,424
I've just got no shame
and no filter.
923
01:16:32,464 --> 01:16:35,824
He's like... A machine that just
prints these chat-up lines...
924
01:16:35,864 --> 01:16:38,424
If beauty were time,
you'd be eternity.
925
01:16:38,464 --> 01:16:39,664
He's on the go.
926
01:16:39,704 --> 01:16:42,424
If you were the alphabet,
I'd put U and I together.
927
01:16:42,464 --> 01:16:45,304
I'm not really a chat-up line guy,
you know, I'll be honest.
928
01:16:45,344 --> 01:16:47,704
When I met him, Ty,
his chat-up line,
929
01:16:47,744 --> 01:16:49,584
I was wearing an E chain,
and he was like, erm...
930
01:16:49,624 --> 01:16:54,624
"If I guess your name right,
you have to give me your number."
931
01:16:54,664 --> 01:16:56,104
I'd rather talk to a girl
about the weather
932
01:16:56,144 --> 01:16:58,104
or their favourite colour
than that.
933
01:16:58,144 --> 01:17:00,624
I just give them eye contact.
That's my thing.
934
01:17:00,664 --> 01:17:01,984
If I fancy someone in the club,
935
01:17:02,024 --> 01:17:05,384
I would get my friends
to push me into him.
936
01:17:05,424 --> 01:17:08,384
That's it. And it works every time.
937
01:17:08,424 --> 01:17:10,224
At most, I say "you see me"...
938
01:17:10,264 --> 01:17:12,504
And then, obviously, like,
you see me.
939
01:17:12,544 --> 01:17:15,184
And if you wasn't looking before,
you see me now.
940
01:17:15,224 --> 01:17:19,224
I saw that you saw me.
941
01:17:19,264 --> 01:17:22,424
So I just want to let you know
that I saw that you saw me,
942
01:17:22,464 --> 01:17:23,984
and from what I'm seeing,
943
01:17:24,024 --> 01:17:29,144
I want to let you know
I'm also seeing you.
944
01:17:29,184 --> 01:17:31,744
Ooh.
SHE LAUGHS
945
01:17:31,784 --> 01:17:37,344
Are you a fart?
Because you just blew me away...
946
01:17:37,384 --> 01:17:38,424
Girl, you so fine,
947
01:17:38,464 --> 01:17:42,264
I'll marry your brother just
to get in your family, God dang.
948
01:17:42,304 --> 01:17:45,544
If you was a vegetable,
you would be a cute-cumber.
949
01:17:45,584 --> 01:17:48,264
Awful.
950
01:17:48,304 --> 01:17:52,544
Do you like raisins?
How you feel about a date?
951
01:17:52,584 --> 01:17:54,104
GAGS
952
01:17:54,144 --> 01:17:56,544
It's awful.
953
01:17:56,584 --> 01:17:58,344
Hey, you know what?
I'm not currently an organ donor.
954
01:17:58,384 --> 01:18:03,104
But for you, I'd give you my heart.
955
01:18:03,144 --> 01:18:05,504
What's a pencil without a...
No, what's...?
956
01:18:05,544 --> 01:18:09,544
I wanna give you my surname,
you know what I mean? Mm!
957
01:18:09,584 --> 01:18:13,144
Life is like a pencil without
a sharpener.... What is it?
958
01:18:13,184 --> 01:18:18,064
Are you a time traveller? Because
I definitely see you in my future.
959
01:18:18,104 --> 01:18:21,984
That's good, that one.
960
01:18:22,024 --> 01:18:23,064
My life is like a pen... What...
961
01:18:23,104 --> 01:18:27,944
Like a pencil without a sharpener -
pointless.
962
01:18:27,984 --> 01:18:31,984
I lost my number, da-a-a-amn.
963
01:18:32,024 --> 01:18:34,144
Can I have yours, though?
964
01:18:34,184 --> 01:18:37,864
Yeah, cos your body
looks like a Fanta bottle.
965
01:18:37,904 --> 01:18:39,104
Are you a parking ticket?
966
01:18:39,144 --> 01:18:42,264
Cos you've got "fine"
written all over you.
967
01:18:42,304 --> 01:18:44,424
I used to think happiness
started with an H,
968
01:18:44,464 --> 01:18:47,584
but it turns out mine
starts with a U.
969
01:18:47,624 --> 01:18:52,064
And they're all coming for ya.
They're all coming for ya now.
970
01:18:52,104 --> 01:18:54,424
Tune in next week
for another instalment of...
971
01:18:54,464 --> 01:18:58,784
M-m-m-m-m... Beach Hut Bonanza!
972
01:18:58,824 --> 01:19:00,784
See you all next week.
973
01:19:00,824 --> 01:19:03,504
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