Ladybird. Is there? Yeah.
It's pooed. Oh, my God, ew!
IAIN: Saddle up, because we're back, baby!
Yee-ha!
Oh, my God. Sorry.
It might not be our first rodeo,
but it's gonna be a Bucking Bronco of laughter...
and unseen exclusives.
You know what I found out? Ice cream has, um, beaver piss in it.
So hold onto your hats as we serve up all the craziest...
Are you mad? GEORGE BLEATS, JABBERS
..most jaw-dropping footage from the last seven days
that didn't make the cut.
Is he talking about arseholes again?
Expect a wild ride.
ALL TRILLING
..as our cowboys... MEHDI FARTS
..and cowgirls...
Argh! What is that?
..settle into their new ranch.
Giddy-up, because this is Love Island: Unseen Bits.
The Paul? Nepal.
Oh, Nepal. Nepal!
Nipple? Nippal?
IAIN: Ah, Mallorca. The perfect setting for a much-needed day off.
And after five intense days of gruelling voice-over,
I'm ready to put my feet up and relax.
Bruv, don't forget, don't forget, it's Saturday night.
Unseen Bits, innit?
Oh, yeah, so it is. Thanks, George (!)
IAIN: Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
Three, two, one, go.
Every night of the week, the main show prepares
a scrumptious feast of the finest footage from the villa.
We then take all the unseen left-over bits,
chuck them in the TV equivalent of an air fryer
and reheat them into a tasty treat of unseen delights like this.
I just sprayed that in my face. LAUGHTER
Simply season to taste.
Oh, my God, guys. SHE GAGS
What, not nice? Are you all right?
I've put in salt, not sugar.
Shut up! No, you haven't?
And enjoy all the unseen gags from the villa.
HE GAGS Sorry about that.
And the unheard sounds... Right, Molly?
SQUEAKY FART Pardon me.
So, feel the rhythm...
Three, two, one, go.
ELLA:Oh, wait, I'm going the wrong way.
Yeah, that's it, that's good.
And count yourself lucky.
How do you say "one" in French?
One? Uno. Un.
What did I just say? Uno. That's Spanish.
Un, deux, trois.
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq.. Quatre, cinq, six. ..siete.
Siete. Siete?
Non. Siete? What's that, then?
Spanish again! What?!
IAIN: Well, we're the talk of the town, as Unseen Bits is back.
Which, as they say in Spanish, is "tres bon".
# It's gonna be better now. #
IAIN: Before the Islanders entered the villa,
it was my job to get things ready.
Scrub the kitchen utensils,
plump up the beanbags and dust off the iconic neon signs.
Hang on, what's that one? "Flepum"?!
Isn't that a small village off the A303?
So, once again, the villa was ready to go,
and I get to shout my trusty Unseen Bits catchphrase:
Cue the gratuitous slo-mo!
# Here we go again It's going through our heads
We're all wondering when
It's never gonna end
# Here we go again... #
And when they weren't walking in super sexy slo-mo,
our brand-new Islanders introduced themselves to the world
in those super sexy VT packagey things.
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.
Absolutely, Molly, couldn't agree more.
And here are some unaired gems of what our Islanders get up to
in our very expensive TV studio
before they had even stepped foot in the villa.
You'd think they had no idea the cameras were rolling.
# I'm feeling myself And you can't break my vibe... #
Oh, my goodness!
# I'm feeling myself And you can't break my vibe... #
# You can't break my vibe You can't break my vibe... #
That's really cool.
How did you guys bring everything in here?
# I'm feeling myself And you can't break my vibe
And you can't break my vibe... #
I don't know if I can do this!
# You can't break my vibe You can't break my vibe. #
Cheers to Love Island. ALL TOAST
IAIN: As you know, it was all change this year,
with both girls and boys arriving at the same time.
In fact, the bosses at ITV2 wanted to shake things up even more
by changing the name of the show,
using exactly the same letters as the original.
Lads Live On? Sounds like a blokey version of Loose Women.
Actually, I'd watch that.
Olive Lands? Ooh, that sounds nice.
Ian Solved? I'm keeping that one for myself.
And no sooner had the first three entered the villa
than beautician Ruchee was auditioning for my job.
AS IAIN:Tonight, in Love Island...
AS IAIN: Mitchel gets his eye threaded.
And cries on TV.
Oh, hey, Ruchee? I could do with a quick bit of manscaping too.
I'll meet you over at those sunbeds. OK.
Yes, sir!
With my job safe and my eyebrows even safer,
this lot had to get on with their job of producing
their very best chat-up lines.
Like this unseen bit.
So, what star sign are you?
Oh, my God! Sorry.
Are you Cancer? No? What?!
No, Gemini. Oh, my God, you're a Gemini!
Course I'm a Gemini! Oh, my God! Ew! Ew!
What is that? Go and sit over there now.
What's a Gemini? Oh, God, no, Gemini. Oh, this is...
Actually, I love Geminis, but like, they can be
such a hit and miss. No, like, three boys that I've been with,
Scorpio. I will NEVER go back to a Scorpio.
So you're a Cancer?
No. OK. Er, Pisces?
No. I've got no idea. A Virgo?
Yeah! Oh, my God!
Ruchee might be pretty amazing at guessing star signs,
but she's never predicted this superstar's arrival...
# You're a superstar
# So reach for the sky... #
..as the human dream catcher herself descended from the heavens.
She's a Leo, by the way.
Hello, my lovelies!
Oh, my God!
IAIN: As our Islanders began a transformational phase
of their lives...
OK, George, the girl that the public
have chosen for you to couple up with is...
Jess.
And I thought I'd see what the future held for them
by using this very scientifically and totally accurate
moon phase compatibility calculator, which you may have seen online.
Jess and George.
The dream team, d'you know what I mean?
I don't like short-short hair, you know? Like, buzzcuts. No.
Quite long hair. I like to play with your hair.
IAIN READS RESULT:
Molly, you have been coupled up with red shorts, Mitchel.
Woo-hoo! Yay!
It is giving Baywatch a little bit, both of you two.
I love the beachy look.
So maybe a bit of hair, a bit of a beachy vibe going on.
IAIN READS RESULT:
Catherine, Andre.
How's it going? You all right? Hi!
I don't like a guy that's too loud, because I'm loud.
I like to put on a mysterious boy facade.
Well, it's not a facade. But it's an act sometimes.
Mehdi, Ruchee.
Hi. Hi.
I like guys that are fashionable.
So if you come to a date with, like, really tight jeans,
I'm just gonna be, like, "You need to go home, babe."
I'd say the difference between an English traditional guy and me is -
I don't wear skinny jeans.
Tyrique, you have been coupled up with Ella.
I'm definitely a relationship girl.
Like, I just love being your little wifey.
I'm going in there to look for a girlfriend.
My first girlfriend and hopefully my last girlfriend.
Wow, that was earth-shattering.
It was like I had six days of watching them to work that out (!)
Once you lot at home had made your decisions,
our newbie couples peeled off to try and get to know each other
through the tried and trusted medium of crap banter - literally.
SHE GRUNTS Ladybird.
Is there? Yeah.
It's pooed.
SHE LAUGHS Oh, it has!
I like to feel that you are comfortable in my presence. Yeah.
You know what I mean, so, like,
even taking my food, erm, whatever it be,
and then, of course, the last one, farting around me and all of that.
Hey, look, I'm fine, I'll find everything cute.
I don't think that's what I can do. Yeah, yeah, I completely hear it.
That will take a lot of time to... Yeah, yeah.
110%.
And then I've got two dogs. Molly...
Stop it! Everyone's dog's called Molly! ..and Barry.
Aw! Barry's a little Chihuahua like that. Barry's everything.
Right, I'm not gonna break your heart. Don't do this.
I'm a bit allergic to dogs with my hay fever.
I'm allergic to cats with my hay fever.
Take some antihistamines and I'll be OK.
Barry does like to cuddle. Oh, that's OK.
We'll get to that level after a while.
Are you a gift-giver?
If you deserve it.
SHE LAUGHS
I'm not Santa Claus! SHE LAUGHS
Not every day. You know what I'm saying?
I went to a Spanish school.
It was weird because we would have English lessons,
so it was weird. Oh, yeah.
Like, I couldn't put my head around "cup-board".
I say a "cubbard". Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm, like, it just didn't work for me.
Yeah, it's not going through your head.
But I was, like, top class in drama.
OK. You're a bit of a drama queen, then, basically.
Massive drama queen. Yeah, you are. Massive drama queen.
What's your heritage?
I'm from Nepal.
Nepal. OK, cool. Yeah.
Have you been there?
No, I haven't, not yet. Do you know where that is?
I feel not a lot of people know where it is.
I know where it is, yeah. Where is it? Asia.
Where in Asia?
It's near Japan. No.
SHE LAUGHS
No, it's OK. Is it an island?
No, it's not. Oh, my God.
I'm gonna sound so stupid.
No, don't worry, it's OK. It's a very small country.
IAIN: Mehdi, Your geography is truly "Nepalling"!
So, Molly and Mitchel got to know each other,
but did they know who else they were in the villa with?
Oh, yeah. I'm really bad with names.
That's OK. Are you bad?
So to live with, yeah, so...
What's his name? Which one?
The dude.
Erm, Andre!
Andre, yeah. Andre.
He's sound. Andre. Andre.
There's Andre, Ella.
Chan... Chantelle?
Chantelle, who's that?
Well done, great start! Thank you so much.
So, we've got Tyrique...
Oh, the names are on the beds!
Let's go check. Yeah!
Oh, my goodness, you are a life-saver.
I am so smart.
Oi, stay safe.
SHE LAUGHS
George!
My boy! Just chillin'!
I dunno!
So... HE CLEARS THROAT
What's that say?
Andre. Andre.
They have the cool "mm" on the end, I love it.
Catherine. Andre and Catherine.
I said Chantelle, so I wasn't right.
You didn't stop me. I was, like, "Fine!"
George.
Jeans... What?
BOTH:Jess!
THEY LAUGH
Jess. Ruch... Ruchee.
No, no, no, she's got a really nice name, actually.
Ruchee, it is.
Richy? Ruchee. Ruchee, yeah, that's it.
She's gorge, yeah.
And... "Mendi"! Mehdi.
Ella, Tyrique. "Mendi" and Ruchee.
OK, one more time, we'll go to the start.
We're gonna go all the way round. OK, ready?
Tyrique. Tyrique. Ella. Ella.
He's good looking.
Mitchel. Molly. Molly. I fancy her.
OK. THEY LAUGH
Andre. Andre. Catherine. Catherine.
BOTH:George. J-Jess. Jess.
Ruchee. Ruchee. And Mehdi. Mehdi.
What? Mehdi. Mehdi.
IAIN: Well, don't forget my name, Mitchel.
It's Johnny Stirling (!)
One of the main reasons people travel to Mallorca
is to experience the amazing Spanish food.
However, as this unseen clip shows,
it's Catherine's traditional Irish breakfast
that is giving Yorkshireman Mitchel a serious dose of culture shock.
So, you're gonna warm milk up for what?
I eat warm cereal. Are you mad?
You have warm cereal?
Yes.
Who doesn't?
Everyone in the world.
No-one has warm cereal.
Mitch, I need help with this stove.
I'm here. Don't you stress, sweetheart.
Right, get out of the way, gas engineer coming through.
No, it's not locked. HOB BEEPS
You need to put a pan on it. Yeah.
Oh, it's one of them "transduct" ones.
HOB BEEPS
No, it doesn't work like that.
CATHERINE CHUCKLES
Mitch is, like, "Let's not try that." I haven't a clue.
I hope Mitchel doesn't charge a callout fee for that hob inspection.
It's induction, not gas.
A little secret for you superfans, it turns out
there has been an unseen Islander in the villa all week.
I have an alter ego. Yeah.
An alter ego?
Yeah, and he's a little boy, he's called Toby.
Wait, what do you mean an alter ego? What do you actually mean by that?
If I'm just in a silly, goofy mood...
Silly, goofy mood. ..I be Toby.
He looks like this. He looks like that. Right. He's four.
HIGH-PITCHED: And he talks like that.
Oh, my God, what is going on now?
Yeah, he talks like that. Molly, I'm bear confused, babe.
For example, I'm just bored sat downstairs,
my mum's like, I don't know, she's in a bit of a mood,
I'll just randomly be Toby and just like a little boy,
acting like a little boy.
And she loves it, and she prefers Toby more than me.
Oh, my God! And he's so funny.
What is wrong with you? The only thing I can relate to that, yeah,
and this is genuine, right?
Sometimes when I'm bored I'm hyperactive,
and I just make a random noise. Yeah.
I think... Car beep, beep, I go, "Beep!"
No, I'll be, like, "Berm!" Do you know what I mean? "Ber-r-r-r!"
Like a random, "Ber-r-r-r!"
Do you know what I mean? I want to just get some, I dunno,
get energy out, get the serotonin boosted. D'you know what I mean?
I knew our Islanders could be a horny bunch sometimes,
but being "car-horny", that's just plain weird.
SHE LAUGHS
What I've been wondering, Jess, is what gives you the ick?
Erm...
So, the weirdest ick that I've had, is...
Sorry, run out of time for that.
Come back after the break to find out.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.
# All I know it's 10:35... #
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits...
# All I know it's 10:35. #
..the show that brings you ripped boys letting rip...
FARTING
LAUGHTER
I still haven't actually shat yet since I've been here. I need to go.
..the classified clips...
Is he talking about arse holes again?!
I'd love to be inside your head for ten seconds.
That's the fifth time, George, you've mentioned arse holes
in the past ten minutes.
..and fun facts that will put you off ice-cream for life.
You know what I found out? Ice-cream has beaver piss in it.
What's he on about?
IAIN: Revealing the unseen bits Islanders get up to
in their first week in the villa.
# Ooh, ooh
# Ooh, ooh... # HARMONISES OUT OF TUNE
LAUGHTER
IAIN: But before we rip the lid off Part Two,
we need to find out the answer to the burning question -
what gives Jess the ick? Go on, then, Jess, spill the beans.
So, my biggest ick is probably a lunchbox.
Like, imagine your mum, like, making you a lunchbox for work
and you've got the different compartment bits in, like.
It's just such an ick. Not a vibe. It's all right if it's a pasta.
You know, like, the little see-through ones. But like, no.
Just lunchboxes overall just ain't the vibe.
I agree, Jess.
Tupperware is a right turn off.
IAIN: As you Love Island superfans know,
my first job every morning is to switch the lights on in the villa.
# Cos I could be alone Or in the club... #
Good morning, morning.
The Islanders wake up...
Let's go, girls.
..and it's straight into an English literature tutorial
with George.
What did your date entail last night?
Sorry, I'm using Shakespeare words.
Like "entail" and that. LAUGHTER
One since Day One when Sir Laurence Olivi...
I mean Zachariah arrived in the villa,
it's been a Shakespearean drama of tragedy and comedy
in equal measure...
Islanders, please welcome Zachariah.
MEDIEVAL PIPE MUSIC
In 24 hours,
you'll get to steal any one of these girls in front of you.
And that will leave one boy single and vulnerable.
The girl I'd like to couple up with is...
IAIN: For Andre, it was not to be. ..Catherine.
Do you like strawberries? I do, you know.
You like strawberries? Shall I feed you a strawberry?
SHE GIGGLES
OK, cool. SHE EXHALES
Go.
CHUCKLING
That's a good strawberry, yo. It is.
Honestly. It is. It is.
IAIN: Music might be the food of love, but food can also cause
a fair bit of hubble, bubble, toil and trouble too.
SHE SIGHS
I wonder if you can hear that. Raaaawr!
Do you want me to make you some toast? It's all right.
It doesn't sound like it. I did have porridge.
I don't feel hungry, it's just my belly's like... raaaawr.
Do you need to trump? Maybe it is wind.
I held it... I held trumping a long time last night. You did?
Yeah. You held it in?
Yeah, I'm not farting in front of you straight away. I wouldn't care.
Er, no. For me? Yeah, you.
I wouldn't care. Not doing that.
Molly, not a chance, I'm not breaking wind.
That could break us up. I honestly don't care, though.
I really don't care. It's gone now.
Well, if you do, just warn me, say it's coming.
Day two. Yeah.
I don't care. All right, you've got to fart, then.
Yeah, but I haven't needed to yet. It sounds like it.
LAUGHTER It's brewing.
It's just a draft.
No, if I do, I'd tell you afterwards. Have I got one?
What's that smell? "It's me, Mitch." OK.
It's in my eyes!
If you do that, I'll be like, "No, it's not me."
IAIN: Well, these two seem to have been having a gas,
which is something Mitchel knows all about.
Social media is a big part of our Islanders' lives.
Put them on Snapchat and they are all over it.
Ask them just to chat in real life,
and things can get a little confused.
Here's an unseen clip of our Islanders
talking about social media,
which, ironically, is so funny, it'll go viral.
You say you do social media, yeah? What kind of content you Tik?
Real chill... Comedy skits, dance videos...
Comedy skits, yeah? Yeah. It started on comedy skits...
What's comedy skits?
When your mum takes the laundry out...
Comedy skit. Do it.
You know what I mean? A bit of acting. Reinb... Rein...
Recreating. Reimbursinating... What?
No, reimbursed.
You're reimbursing an action. Reinforce.
What's reimburse? Reimbursing?
It might be. Reimbursing an action?
I don't think that makes sense.
We'll make it... It works. Yeah, we'll make it work.
I need clarification. Can you ask someone?
"Yeah, what content did you make?"
"Well, I reimburse different things."
What are you trying to say? Zach would know. Zach!
Zach! Need your help!
Is "reimburse" a word? What?
Yeah.
It is a word, but it don't make sense.
Can I "reimburse my actions"?
Yeah, so, like, you can reimburse him a tenner.
Yeah. But you can't reimburse him, like, an argument back or something.
All right, thanks, George.
How do not know what reimburse means?
These two didn't even know it was a word. Are you joking?
What? What the hell?!
She's miles off it. Liar!
What the hell is that?
Who's getting their money back for this? I needs to know!
THEY CHEER
Usually, recaps are done using a fast-paced montage
of everything so far.
But being a creative bunch, our Islanders have saved us a job
and summed up last week through the medium of rap.
RAPS:# So, we're all sat outside
# We're on the grass We're havin' a laugh
# We've been doin' salsa And now we're singin'
# We all must look like Twats
# L.O.V.E Love is what you see
# Weather's crazy Can't see the sun
# We're all here having fun
# Had my first date on the terrace
# It went very well I didn't feel like a menace
# Three women once Trying to get one
# Molly Hope don't your head get spun.
# See you shining over there Lookin' at me
# Swing your hair
# It all went down at the fire pit Andre lost his babes, it was lit
# The first time I saw Ella... #
# I looked up, then down Thought of Cinderella... #
ALL:Ooh! # The reason as to why... #
# Is because I thought She lost her shoe... #
# What do I mean by that...? #
# I just wanna please you. # Oh!
Nah, this is not going the right way.
Whose turn... Who's next? Ruchee?
Ruchee, right, you can have... on Nepal.
The what? On the pull?
Oh, pulling, pulling, pulling. Nepal?
Oh, about my country? Is it a country or a person?
Like, Paul... It's a country!
I thought she said "da pool", and I was like...
Da pool? Nepal.
Oh, Nepal. Nepal? Nipple?
Nee-pal. Nipple? Nepal. The country. Nepal. Nepal.
Fun fact, did you know that "Nipp-al"
is over 4000 miles away from "Tit-aly"?
We've learned this week that George's mum calls him Casanova,
so what I want to know is what is our Casanova's best pick-up line?
Best pick-up line is, erm...
God, you guys... Come on. You must have loads.
It's cos I'm on the spot. But I've got loads.
OK, so... So... Oh... Erm...
Want to know if Casanova can find his mojo?
Come back after the break to find out.
# You need a freak like me To make love to your body... #
Yee-ha!
IAIN: Roll up, roll up, and welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
ALL TRILLING
Think of us as a circus full of Islanders juggling their emotions.
I'd rather have a few drinks and really get to know someone. Yeah.
You know, like, people go and play Topgolf. Like...
Performing feats of strength...
You do that, then bring that in there. I don't know how you do that.
..and, of course, lots of clowns.
This is how every Southerner dances. Like this, yeah?
To whip you up in a frenzy. Yeah! What?!
It really is the Greatest Show On Earth.
# You need a freak like me To make love to your body. #
IAIN: Before the break,
we left Casanova George pondering his best pick-up lines.
So here's what it is.
So, best pick-up line is just standard, "Feel that, darling.
"Boyfriend material."
How romantic (!)
We have heard Mitchel tell us the name of his pooches,
but what you didn't know was that he named one of them
after his favourite characters from EastEnders.
I do - I do miss Barry.
Out of everyone? I do love Molly.
Not you. Yeah. Not yet.
Mitchel is clearly dog-mad. Some would say barking.
The man sees dogs wherever he looks.
Oh, have you seen this? So, look at this. This is my birthmark.
It looks like a dog smiling, with a white bum.
Where? Hold on. Can you see it?
A dog smiling with a white bum.
Yeah, I can see the dog, yeah. Like a sausage dog?
Yeah. They've all seen it. Yeah, sausage dog.
Yeah, fair play. Dog smiling with a white bum.
Yeah, the teeth are out at the front.
Yeah, the white booty, and then the tail.
That is random!
IAIN: And as our cameraman unfortunately didn't manage
to get a shot of the inside of Mitchel's calf,
that smiling dog with the white bum birthmark
will have to remain an Unseen Bit.
But do keep your eyes out for it. Hashtag Unseen Bits.
# Here comes the sun Little darling... #
IAIN: In Mallorca, the sun is always shining.
Beating down on our Islanders,
providing the perfect environment for cracking on.
Isn't that right, Andre?
The sun is really, really... it's doing its thing.
Like, I can consider a lot of things the ultimate wingmen,
and the sun is one of them.
IAIN: And Andre's trusty wingman
slid right into his DMs with a sunny beach date for him.
TEXT ALERT, ALL SCREAM
Oh, my God. "Whitney is waiting for you at the beach."
IAIN: Well, she wasn't really waiting.
She was cracking into the cava before you even got there.
The cheek of it! How we doing, all right, yeah?
And here are some more bits of their date you didn't get to see.
You're a very pretty lady. What's your name?
Whitney. What's your name?
Dre, of course. Andre.
My name's Andre, but feel free to call me D, Dre,
whatever you're comfortable with. Andre. Right, your name's Andre.
You put on your highest Js. Yes.
Nice fit. Nice fit. Permed your hair.
I'm joking. SHE LAUGHS
You got jokes.
From the chat, would you say that there's a vibe here?
I guess we're in, like, a fairy tale kind of world. Anything goes, right?
Anything goes.
Not everything goes. But most things will go.
Most things will go. SHE LAUGHS
I want to end this date with a nice toast. OK.
Could be the start of something.
Also to introduce you to the villa and everyone that's there.
I think you'll get on nicely with them, do you know what I mean?
You'll fit in well with them.
# That's what I love about you. #
IAIN: Andre wasn't wrong.
Everyone wanted to meet and greet Whitney when she got in the villa,
as this Unseen Bit shows.
You are bombshell vibes. Oh, thank you. So are you lot.
You brought the energy. But it's still, like... Oh, my God!
SCREAMS What is that?
ALL SCREAMING
LAUGHTER
CATHERINE SCREAMS
IAIN: Whitney's arrival also heralded the return
of the good old Unseen Bits classic:
It's like, with Andre, I feel like I'm having that conversation...
SHE SQUEALS
What is it? ELLA SHRIEKS
Fucker! That's the world's smallest spider.
But why is it on my bed?
It's a much more... Ooh!
Are all the bugs round here on steroids? They're all massive!
Yeah! They're all fucking huge, aren't they?
Do you know what I mean?
I learnt a lot about that, that's all...
Oh, my days, that's just came onto my hand.
Yeah, exactly.
You've got some little dinosaur next to you.
Oh, my God.
Whaa!
It jumped on me!
That ain't a joke. What are you doing, man?
I tried to save this, and it jumped on me.
It came for you! Mehds, Mehds, what the fuck?
It is onto you, man.
I'm out, give me my suitcase, I'm out.
IAIN: Medhi looked like he'd just seen a ghost.
Where is it?
Maybe it was a smiling dog with a white bum birthmark.
Sharing a luxury villa does throw up a few domestic disputes.
Oh, right, lads. OK, listen.
Us lads came out here last night for a bit of a snack,
and, erm, yeah, we, er, we uncovered something, basically.
LAUGHTER MEHDI:Yes.
And there was a bagel.
Oh! OK, OK, OK.
Oh, my God! And I can't stress enough,
that was literally half-eaten. Like, half bitten into.
And put back.
I didn't eat... Oh, put back!
Oh, that's horrible! Can we be honest, please?
It was the top bun as well, it wasn't even half of it whole.
Someone took a bite off the top bun and put it back in the packet.
That's definitely Molly.
She took half a cookie the other day and put it back in as well.
Yeah, it has to be Molly. The cookie was me.
But the bagel isn't, I promise. I promise.
We need to investigate.
TELEPHONE RINGS
IAIN: Hello, ITV2, Iain Stirling here.
I've got an amazing idea
for a Love Island detective show called Ian Solved.
What?
You want to see a pilot?
Well, OK, watch this.
First things first -
conduct a forensic search of the crime scene...
Erm... bread.
Bread.
I think it's in the fridge.
Someone put it in the fridge earlier.
It is!
Who puts bread in the fridge? That's crazy, bro. That's crazy.
Who puts bread in the fridge, man?
..interrogate all the suspects with probing questions...
Where's the bread?
The fridge. Are you sure? Check the fridge.
Who puts bread in the fridge? I don't.
Do you? In Spain they do.
..be smart, use your loaf...
And, actually, sorry, I need to clear something up.
Why did I find the bread in the fridge?
Yeah, who put the bread in the fridge?
Why did I find the bread in the fridge?
Spanish do keep bread in the fridge.
You can't blame this felony on an entire nation.
We're looking for a phantom bagel biter!
Mm. Tyrique's looking shifty. And what's this?
A bagel in his hand?
But where's he off to?
Do you want me to put butter on it?
Please, and cheese. And ketchup, please. Thanks.
Cheese, butter and ketchup on a bagel?
That's a crime right there.
But hang on, Ella, did you just bite that bagel?
Case closed.
Another success for Ian Solved.
French cuisine is recognised as the best in the world,
so with Frenchman Mehdi in la maison, it wasn't long
before the conversation turned to gourmet foods.
What's your favourite dinner... in Wetherspoons?
Oh, er... Fish and chips, bruv. ..chicken burger.
And turkey dinosaurs.
Turkey corkscrews are the best.
What? The corkscrew's like that.
That was a turkey corkscrew?
Turkey corkscrew, I swear to God.
I didn't just make it up.
Turkey corkscrews. It's a thing.
And alphabetti spaghetti.
Oh... Yeah, spaghetti hoops are good. What do you mean, "Oh"?
Oh. All right, snails.
Snails are amazing! Are you joking?
There's loads out here as well.
I would get them and cook them.
Oh, snails.
Good. We have them all the time in Portugal, bro.
All the time. He's my brother.
Yeah, that's so good. You have to pick them out with a toothpick.
Are you mad, bro?
Have you guys ever heard of, like, normal food?
Snails aren't to eat, bro.
It's more, like... I think British people
can't comment on French cuisine, right?
They are very different.The best restaurants in London are French.
Yeah, thank you.
Everybody knows, a nice palate, snails are very good.
So I'm requesting can we have some snails
at some point in the game, please?
IAIN: Ah, no bother, pal.
I'll just dial them up on my "shell" phone!
Before we head off on a break,
let's find out what gives Catherine the ick.
The weirdest thing that has given me the ick is...
Come back after the break to find out.
# Are you too cynical... #
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.
Seriously, we've been searching high and low,
or should that be head to toe?
My rule is, I'm gonna look at your eyes, look at your lips,
look at your eyes, look at your lips, look at your eyes.
IAIN: We've been trawling the cutting room
for the finest forgotten footage from the week.
Oh!
Rest assured, we uncover all the best exclusives of the week...
..so you can sleep easy in your bed.
I woke up in good spirits, bro.
I woke up on the good side of the bed today.
That's what I like to hear, bro.
IAIN: Before the break,
we left you with a puzzle over "what gives Catherine the ick?"
So here it is.
The weirdest thing that has given me the ick is long, sweaty hair. Urgh.
I like my big sweaty mullet, thank you very much, Catherine.
Right, come on, boys.
Now, I normally like to eat my cereal sitting in front of the TV
watching good morning Britain, but Molly, it seems,
likes to judge a planking competition.
Three, two, one, everyone up.
I'm fucking shaking! No, I'm joking.
Nah, I'm out. I'm fucked. What? I'm out.
I'm stopping after a minute, let me know.
Four, three, two, one.
If you want to stop at a minute, go down.
Ah, love it. No overtime. Do you want to have a plank-off?
I actually would. How long can you hold it?
Ella's got this, man, I reckon.
Are you struggling yet? I can see you're struggling.
I'm just... You've got this, bro. This will be a dub for the boys.
Ella looks like she struggling proper there.
I see you shaking now, perfect. It's cos of my arms.
Ella's on top form. Mate, Ella.
MOLLY:2 minutes, 30.
Zach, you're bossing it, you're three times stronger on abs than me.
How are you feeling, Ella? Feel like you've given up?
I'm chilling.
You've got yourself entangled in a boy-versus-girl battle.
CHUCKLING Let them go.
Five. Pressure makes diamonds, bro, keep going.
Yes! The boys.
That was 3:55.
Respect where it's due, though. Respect where it's due.
I have to give you respect. Fucking hell.
I had about one second left, should have held it.
Got a lot of time for that, Ella.
IAIN: At least no-one can say they're "bored".
# Song going round round My head... #
IAIN: As an icebreaker, our Islanders indulged
in a classic game of Ready, Sex, Go. The lotus.
CHEERING Hold me, hold me.
IAIN: The couple with the best sex pose got to read out a dare
and elect an Islander that will then have to perform it.
"Pick two Islanders of the opposite sex for a three-way kiss."
ALL:Eight, seven...
IAIN: We're giving you an exclusive peek at the confusion and mayhem
you didn't get to see.
The pretzel! What the fuck is that?
Pretzel, pretzel. What's that? I don't know.
LAUGHTER I don't understand!
That's basically it, that's basically it.
They've got it, they had it ages ago. We have it, we have it.
So the winners are...
Ty and Ella. Really? Thank you. Yeah, really.
"Perform a sexy lap dance for an Islander of your choice."
Ruchee. Wait, what am I doing? A lap dance?
CHEERING
That were good, that, Ruchee.
Yeah, that was good.
The sledge.
Run, Whitney, go on! He knows it.
Think of Christmas!
# Don't wanna hear Your sweet lies... #
Like that, like that! Like that.
Oh, that's good, that.
LAUGHTER
And the winners are... Andre and Whitney.
CHEERING
Normally I would just play Uno, do you know what I mean?
LAUGHTER "Kiss an Islander from head to toe."
We're gonna go Mehdi for this one. OOHING
Je suis!
Molly.
This guy is smooth as fuck.
This is a French kiss, dude.
CHEERING
IAIN: Ooh, la, la, no-one can compete with a French French kisser.
You know what they say about guys with big feet, well,
there are certainly a few giant personalities among our Islanders
as this unseen clip reveals.
How tall are you, Zach?
Six five. Fucking hell.
Six five. Mitch, stand next to Zach. Get down here, fam.
I'm six one. Oh, my fuck.
I just don't look tall for some reason. You do. What do you mean?
You're like towering over everyone. Do you ever date short girls?
I think the smallest is like five two.
Fucking hell! That is really small.
That is the smallest for me. Do guys actually mind, though?
Cos I feel like really short guys always move to really tall girls.
Really short, short guys have big willies. Huh?
I feel like that's the biggest myth. That's the biggest...
But do you know why? Because they're that small,
their dick looks bigger. Nah. It's an illusion.
Do you want me to tell you a funny story?
All your stories are funny, so go on. Go on, Jess.
My nickname was flat-chest Jess... Really?
..because I had no boobs. And then I just got these Es, they just...
Nice.
My nickname in, erm, the end of primary school was Bugs Bunny,
cos my teeth were fucked. Is it? I had two front teeth...
And that's it. What about you, Gary?
To be fair, I think it was just Massive Dick.
LAUGHTER No, I'm joking.
IAIN: That's a coincidence, George, so was mine.
All the other kids used to shout, "Massive dick!"
at me in the playground. Ha-ha-ha.
Happy days.
It's been a fast-moving and dramatic week in the villa.
No wonder some of our Islanders need some peace and quiet occasionally.
In through your nose, let all the air fill you. Then out.
Babe, you've got such a calming voice.
In...
then out.
IAIN: The only thing that could break the peace was...
..another dramatic Bombshell arrival.
Bombshell Sammy was asked if he wanted to arrive in a jeep,
a speedboat or even a helicopter.
But he was absolutely adamant he wanted one of those fish spa pedis.
You know, the ones that nibble on all the dead skin on your feet.
Eurgh. Gross.
And it wasn't long before his first date, Ella,
was ready to dip her toes in.
How are you doing? How are you?
Not bad. Not bad.
I think I should, like, get my shoes off.
Do need a hand or are you all right? I'll be OK.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I think she's taken her shoes off once or twice in the past.
I couldn't not choose you, could I?
Hello. Lovely to meet you.
Take your shoes off. Oh, am I putting my shoes off?
Bear with. Go on.
Do you need a hand or are you all right?
No, I'm all right. I'm good, thank you.
Yeah, OK, Sammy,
Jess knows I do take a shoes off, thank you very much.
Oh, my God. This is well warm.
Oh, hello! Hello, hello.
Shall I come up on here? Do I come up on here?
Yeah, you do. Oh, lovely.
Take them heels off, cos you might fall.
Yeah, don't wanna fall in.
Hold on a second. Go on, go on.
I'll be two secs.
I'm not falling in. We don't want you falling in.
Molly, you have no idea how much he wanted to help you
get those shoes off.
You've got some random tattoos, in't ya?
That's it. Can you see my flowers?
Turn round. They're cute.
Can you see them? Yeah.
Got a little starfish there with a little smiley face on.OK.
He's cute. It's my teddy. It's exactly my teddy.
And then I've got a palm tree there. Got that in Spain.
It was weird, because I was chilling today,
I was, like, "I bet Molly's got a palm tree on the back of her leg."
I just guessed it. It was well weird.
It's just meant to be, innit? Yeah, that's mental.
It is well weird.
Hey, Sammy? You didn't happen to have a premonition of what
a smiling dog with a white birthmark looks like, did you?
No? OK, thanks, I'll keep looking.
Cue the cheesy game show music because oh, yes, people,
it's time for...
Beach Hut Bonanza!
This week, I asked our Islanders, what's your best chat-up line?
Chat-up lines, yeah?
I'm not a chat-up line girl.
I'm shocking.
They're a little bit cringe for me.
I have never used a chat-up line in my life.
My chat itself is a chat-up line.
I'm not really with the cheese.
A certain man might be, like George...
I think chat-up lines are sick.
I've just got no shame and no filter.
He's like... A machine that just prints these chat-up lines...
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
He's on the go.
If you were the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I'm not really a chat-up line guy, you know, I'll be honest.
When I met him, Ty, his chat-up line,
I was wearing an E chain, and he was like, erm...
"If I guess your name right, you have to give me your number."
I'd rather talk to a girl about the weather
or their favourite colour than that.
I just give them eye contact. That's my thing.
If I fancy someone in the club,
I would get my friends to push me into him.
That's it. And it works every time.
At most, I say "you see me"...
And then, obviously, like, you see me.
And if you wasn't looking before, you see me now.
I saw that you saw me.
So I just want to let you know that I saw that you saw me,
and from what I'm seeing,
I want to let you know I'm also seeing you.
Ooh. SHE LAUGHS
Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away...
Girl, you so fine,
I'll marry your brother just to get in your family, God dang.
If you was a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
Awful.
Do you like raisins? How you feel about a date?
GAGS
It's awful.
Hey, you know what? I'm not currently an organ donor.
But for you, I'd give you my heart.
What's a pencil without a... No, what's...?
I wanna give you my surname, you know what I mean? Mm!
Life is like a pencil without a sharpener.... What is it?
Are you a time traveller? Because I definitely see you in my future.
That's good, that one.
My life is like a pen... What...
Like a pencil without a sharpener - pointless.
I lost my number, da-a-a-amn.
Can I have yours, though?
Yeah, cos your body looks like a Fanta bottle.
Are you a parking ticket?
Cos you've got "fine" written all over you.
I used to think happiness started with an H,
but it turns out mine starts with a U.
And they're all coming for ya. They're all coming for ya now.
Tune in next week for another instalment of...
M-m-m-m-m... Beach Hut Bonanza!
See you all next week.
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