IAIN STIRLING: Previously, on Love Island...
TEXT ALERT
"The public has been voting for their favourite couple."
♪ If I fall
♪ Oh, will I survive? ♪
"The couple with the fewest votes,
"and therefore dumped from the island, is..."
TEXT ALERT
DRAMATIC MUSIC
"..Rosie and Casey."
I'm glad I'm leaving with you.
JESSIE: Aww.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
DRAMATIC MUSIC
IAIN: Tonight...
DISTANT CRYING
IAIN: ..get ready...
BABIES CRY
TANYA SQUEALS
Oh, my days! Oh, that's horrible, cut it off!
IAIN: ..for the babies.
Help, someone!
No! No, I know.
Mummy doesn't love you!
Oh, my God! All right!
BABIES SCREAM
TANYA SCREAMS
IAIN: Last night, Rosie and Casey were dumped from the villa.
Casey offered to play his trumpet on the way out, but we asked him not to
because we didn't want them leaving on a sour note.
THEY CHEER AND APPLAUD
♪ So I'll be on the last train To London
♪ Oh, you can tell your lies
♪ But don't you dare say that I didn't ever try... ♪
It's shit, innit?
♪ Try
♪ Ooh... ♪
TOM SIGHS
I had the worst feeling.
It's gonna be so weird without him.
Oh, man.
It's so shit, innit?
I'll be without my best mate.
I know, I know.
It's mad.
He's, like, the one that got me, like, the shit times, you know?
Like when we were in Casa and stuff. Mm, it was him.
Yeah.
I remember when he first come in, I were like,
"Who's this idiot with long hair?" He keeps playing with his hair.
I said, "You looked well weird when you walked in,
"now you look so different!" So many laughs.
Him with that trumpet!
Oh, my God.
Man...
Fucking hell, I get emotional.
Such a character.
'The dumpings, they never get easier.'
Coming into this place, you don't think you'll meet people like this,
but the bond you form with people, it's incredible.
And then when you have to see someone walk out the door like that
with a suitcase...
It's tough. It really is.
IAIN: In the vote, Jessie and Will were in the bottom three,
although Jessie's Australian, which means everything's upside down,
putting her in the top three. So, she's in a fantastic mood.
You OK? Mm. I'm good.
You OK? Yeah.
That was worrying, wasn't it?
I feel like any extra day in here is a definite bonus. Yeah.
Can't take it for granted. No.
It was so shit seeing Casey go. I know.
It's just gonna be so weird, the next few days,
without Casey and Rosie.
Especially Casey, like he's such a big personality in the villa. Yeah.
And friendships are so big in here.
He's been, like, such an amazing support to you. Yeah.
And he got to leave with someone that he really cares about. Yeah.
We could go next, you know what I mean? You never know. 100%.
But I've, like, had the most fun I've ever had. I know!
I've had the most amazing time.
And met the most amazing girl and the most amazing friends.
But I just think it's so amazing that if we had gone tonight,
we're leaving together, and we've met each other.
I know. Yeah.
That's the most amazing thing.
It is.
I love you. I love you, too.
Dumpings, definitely they do not get easier,
and this one in particular is, for me, the hardest one, for sure,
just because of my relationship I had with Casey.
I feel like I've just lost a brother. Yeah.
You guys were really close.
Tom and Will are gonna take it really hard.
Oh, bless them.
Shit doesn't get easier, does it?
It's so sad, leaving, obviously, but...
At least they're leaving together.
..if you leave with your person, it's just, like, fine, innit? Hmm.
I wasn't ready for this experience to end for both of us,
but if it did, me leaving with you is...
I've already won.
IAIN: The Islanders are realising that, with Casey gone,
there's no talented musicians in the villa.
And to think just two hours ago, Casey was still there,
meaning there was no talented musicians in the villa.
Oh, my God, Rosie's gone.
I feel like we've all just, we were all so close.
The shit we went through as well with them boys.
We've gone through so much.
Those boys, the Musketeers, I tell you that much. Whoo!
♪ If I were to go
♪ Tell me would you notice me? ♪
I'm literally just a normal guy from West London
and I didn't think I'd come in here, find one girl,
find someone that I'd fall in love with.
Honestly, just make, like, friendships for life.
Gonna miss Casey, man.
Love you, bro. Love you, bro.
♪ If I were to go
♪ Tell me would you notice me? ♪
Even though it's been, like, a really, really shit night,
and we're gonna miss Rosie and Casey so much,
aren't you guys all just, like, so beyond blessed to still be here?
Yeah. We're all so content and we've found what we came here to find,
but now it's, like, we just enjoy it.
♪ If I were to go
♪ Tell me would you notice me?
♪ If I were to go
♪ Tell me would you notice me? ♪
RECORDING OF BABIES CRYING
IAIN: It's the morning, and I can hear wailing, screaming
and toys being thrown out of prams.
It's either the Man United dressing room last Sunday,
or the babies are back.
♪ Hit me, baby, one more time... ♪
That's not the sound you want to wake up to!
SQUEALING
Guys, there's fucking babies.
♪ Oh, baby, baby How was I supposed to know? ♪
Let's go to our child. Man!
Shaq, we've got a baby!
IAIN: Every couple has their own baby.
It'll be showered with kisses, tender embraces
and unconditional love,
before being taken away and melted down
and turned into Tupperware sets. I want a boy.
How do you know? Check the bits.
Do we need a nappy? Can you put a nappy on him?
Who wants to put a nappy on?
Do you wanna... They're girls shoes! Are they?
Yeah.
He's gonna be a little lambing farmer.
Yes, he is. We're gonna get him on the farm,
he's gonna be on the tractors,
milking the cows, seeing the sheep, feeding the pigs.
He kind of looks like a farmer.
Oh!
Look at it in a little dress!
We've got a baby!
Honestly, I don't know what happened last night,
but at what point did you give birth?
I just woke up, and she was there.
I think we need to take the nappy off.
Mum's had enough already.
We have a baby.
LAUGHTER
Kai, this is an ugly outfit.
D'you know what? It's drippy. It looks like Kai.
I think I am gonna have to be the strict parent.
I just don't really think you've got it in you to shout.
I'll be the fun one and it will love me more,
and they'll come to me to complain about you,
and I'll be like, "Yeah, that's your dad,
"but it's OK, I'm the fun mum."
BABY CRYING All right!
We can all have our breakfast with our babies.
Oh, my gosh, yeah.
Help, someone. BABY CRYING
I'm hoping that we take today's challenge really seriously,
because I do actually like kids,
and I do eventually want a kid one day.
I want two, in fact. Hello!
BABY CRYING I thought this was gonna be fun.
It won't stop crying.
IAIN: It's time to name the babies.
Will and Jessie were gonna name theirs
after where it was conceived,
but "In A Communal Bedroom With 50 Cameras"
didn't fit on the deed poll form.
We shall name my child Bruno!
OK, so we've got to go, ooh...
He's not a ball.
Ooh, Bruno! Yeah!
It's like a newborn baby, got to protect the head.
We've named the baby Bruno Fagan.
Don't even use the word "we", because it's all you.
We've named him after Bruno Fernandes.
YOU'VE named him. Man United's star man.
IAIN: Bruno Fernandes? A baby that wails and bawls its eyes out?
Kai must have seen the Man United-Liverpool game.
So, what are Shaq and Tanya thinking?
She, since we have a girl... Yeah.
She should be called Shanya. Yeah.
Shall we name her middle name, like, after your mum?
Oh, yes, babe.
So Shanya Polite Muhammad. Muhammad.
Names. Addie.
Addie. For your god...
For my goddaughter.
The only daughter's name that I can come up with is Arabella.
OK. Arabella. So we could go... not Addiara.
Addi-Bella. Addi-Bella.
What do you wanna name her, then?
What do you think?
Go on, you do it, cos I can't even talk right now.
Tammie?
Tom and Samie? Tom and Samie - Tammie.
Yeah. We'll call her Tammie.
Name suggestions. You're gonna be Rufus. Whoo!
Come here, Rufus.
We've named him Baby Rufus.
Rufus comes from a pet sheep I had on the farm
who passed away, sadly, last year.
I think it's a cute little name, Rufus.
Yeah, Rufus suits him.
I'm gonna be, like, a modern-day dad.
What does that mean? I sit back, I sunbathe...
Make me breakfast? I'll make you breakfast.
Make me a coffee?
I'll make you coffee, like I do every day,
whilst you look after... The baby. ..Addi-Bella.
Bruno, this is our spot. This is where we are every day.
This is where you were conceived, Bruno.
SHE LAUGHS No, Bruno, it's not.
BABY CRYING Get the bottle.
BABY CRYING
KAI BABBLES, SANAM LAUGHS
KAI BABBLES
BABY CRIES
It's really crying.
BABY CRIES Sanam.
BABY CRIES Help.
Is anyone else's screaming? Help!
Lana, pat the bum. Pat the bum?
Pat the bum.
SCREAMING
Oh...
It's gonna burst eardrums.
SCREAMING CONTINUES
Ron? You're gonna have to make coffees and hold the baby.
Careful with its head.
Oh, my God. Addi-Bella, don't you worry.
Sanam, your baby's crying out the villa.
IAIN: The trick to keeping things sweet
is a kiss, a cuddle and a large bottle.
Works for babies and Scottish voice-over guys.
Ladies, that was exhausting.
Ugh! Let's hide in here.
Now I understand, like, getting a minute to yourself as a mother.
I've not slept. I'm tired.
Ron has really surprised me. Do you know what? I think babies scare him.
Morning.
Where are you going?
CRYING
You're just gonna have to sit there and cry for a bit.
No. No.
My hair is how I feel right now.
SCREAMS
Dad time! Dads roll out.
Roll out, dads. Dad talk.
Pram Battles of 2023.
Wheelie, man. Oh, I'm gonna drift!
TOM LAUGHS
LAUGHTER
His wheel's come off!
CHUCKLES
IAIN: Oh, Jessie makes a great mother figure.
The other day, a guy in a van called me a mother figure.
At least I think that's what he said.
DOLL CRIES Oh, my God.
Come on.
Baby Rufus and then Baby Jessie.
I'm not a baby.
Come on. No!
DOLL SCREAMS
LAUGHING: No, this isn't helping, Will.
See, if we double-rock you.
Why is this actually working?
My two babies.
It's been a long morning.
Have you ruined my breakfast because you can't do that?
Let me take your coffee.
SCREAMING
Addi-Bella, take a day off. Why are you taking me round the garden?
See. I've made her quiet as well. Park it up.
I want to sit in the sunshine. Oh, my God.
Yeah, it's not as if I've got two coffees and a baby here.
Do you fancy helping?
Oh, my days. Are you taking the piss?
I'm not. I'm just sat down.
Honestly, basically what I've realised is that you're useless.
Can I have it now? Not yet.
You actually like it.
Look, realistically speaking,
I've made you coffee, breakfast, made her quiet.
I've smashed it so far, and you've done absolutely nish
but do your make-up and get in a bikini.
Yeah, as a mother, I needed to get ready.
You're just like the fit Range Rover mum.
Yeah. AMERICAN ACCENT: I'm a sports mom.
You're the fit mum that's done nothing.
But I look good.
Yeah, so I'll take that.
You know what? Being a mum isn't that bad.
RON LAUGHS
God, can you actually believe that one day,
we could actually have a baby. Not any time soon.
OK, let's change her.
What, her nappy is coming off? Yes.
All right. Oh, baby girl. Hello, my beautiful.
Let me put some baby powder. Don't want her getting a rash.
Look at her belly. She's got an outie.
I don't know where that came from.
Where has that come from? Neither one of us have that.
I know. Are you the dad?
SHE LAUGHS
That's not funny.
Babe, you're obviously the dad.
That's not funny. I've not been with anyone for ages.
Ha-ha, good joke. It's hilarious (!)
OK. You've done a good job, babe. I know.
"Am I the dad?" What kind of joke is that?
Babe, OK, it's not a joke. It's not funny.
I'm sorry for that joke, OK? OK, babe? Come to me.
OK, babe? Whatever.
Take her, look after her.
Ooh, mind her head.
BABY CRIES Oh, fuckin' hell.
Do you know what? I clocked, see their heads,
go like that with their head and then it's up,
and they normally stop crying. What do you mean "it's up"?
It's up so you're supporting it. Like that?
Yeah, you can feel it, see, look.
BABY CRIES
Do you know what I mean?
Like that? Keep it up. Yeah.
I think that stops her from crying, you know.
Shh. Shh.
She quiet?
Oh, no.
BABY GURGLES
She needs a burp.
So pat her on the back, then. My God.
THEY LAUGH
BABY CRIES
I feel like we're the most unnatural parents.
Speak for yourself.
You was just patting her chest to burp her.
BABY CONTINUES CRYING
Hey, come give Daddy some love, yeah. Yeah.
BABY CRIES
No, I know, she doesn't love you.
Mummy doesn't love you.
This noise is driving me insane.
Well, go away, then. I am away.
Because you're not helping the situation.
I am away, thank you.
BABY CRIES
Oh, Addi... TEXT ALERT
..Addi-Bella, Daddy's got a text.
I've got a text!
Shh.
HE READS ALOUD
No!
BOYS CHEER
No! No!
Are you having me on?
THEY CHEER
Have fun, Mummy.
TEXT ALERT
Oh, no.
No! No! What?
HE READS ALOUD
Yeah! They're taking the babies!
They're taking the babies!
No!
GIRLS CHEER
♪ Bye-bye, baby Baby, goodbye
♪ Baby, bye-bye... ♪
ALL: Girl's day!
Bye, Bruno, I love you.
I'm so happy.
Daddies on job!
You've got to take her. See you babies later.
♪ Baby, bye-bye
♪ Wish I never had known you Better... ♪
ALL CHEERING: Girl's day! Girl's day! Girl's day!
It's Daddies' day out.
We might see some girls. TOM LAUGHS
♪ Bye-bye, baby Baby, goodbye... ♪
You left him downstairs on his own!
I think these babies are better off with us. Yeah.
Daddy day care.
We take better care of them.
They don't even cry when they're with us. Dead quiet.
See, my little one's got his hands in the air.
Who's a good girl?
Enjoy!
Daddies on tour.
We are so happy to not hear, "Whah, whah!" Whah!
From both the boys and the babies, so we're buzzing.
Right, we ready?
GIRLS: Bye!
Dad's day! Dad's day! Dad's day!
Girls, I'm so bloody happy that they're going right now,
like, I'm so happy.
GIRLS CHEER
CHANTING: Girl's day! Girl's day! Girl's day!
SONG: 'You've Got A Friend In Me'
IAIN: The babies are arriving at a park,
and they've all got their dummies with them.
The lads hate it when their babies call them that.
Mate, this is quality, this.
♪ You've got a friend in me... ♪
Who's my good girl?
♪ You got a friend in me... ♪ Say hello to your new best mate!
"Hello." Come on, you can do it!
Come on! Come on!
Oh, she's crying! Bruno's made her cry.
Aww!
Hands in the air if you're ready!
♪ You've got a friend in me... ♪ Woo!
♪ You've got a friend in me... ♪ Wheeeeeee!
Come on. Come on.
BABY CRIES
Talk to me.
Do you wanna get down? Yeah? OK, we'll get down.
IAIN: While the dads do their thing,
back at the villa, we've got loads of "MILFs".
Mothers In Loungewear Feasting.
Well, girls, this is living the life!
It is. It is!
Cheers to being mothers. Mothers that leisure!
Mothers that chill together...
ALL: Stay together!
Yeah! Cheers, girls. Cheers.
We are MILFs.
If this is what motherhood looks like, I'll take it.
Honestly. Not this morning, though, I won't take that!
I'm exhausted.
We're too blessed to be stressed, girls.
Blessed. Let's enjoy our food.
What do you think the boys are doing?
I hope they're in the park. I don't give a heck!
I'm not gonna be happy with Shaq
if my baby doesn't come back in the right condition.
Like, we just needed this. This is the first time in the villa
that we've had relaxing time without men.
Like, listen...
Silence! Silence!
BABIES SCREAM
Ron, are you breast-feeding him?!
I don't think I've got a big enough chest for it, mate,
I need to get in the gym for that!
Oh, mine's liking this dragon now.
Yeah? Has it stopped crying now? Stopped crying now.
I don't think it liked the slides. Mine was a bit petrified of Will!
LAUGHTER My beautiful baby boy!
BABY SCREAMS
Please don't cry!
Maybe a little bit of food for you.
Mm, this smells delicious.
Here comes the tractor...
Ju-ju-ju-ju-ju-wooooooo! CRYING STOPS
Oh! All better now.
What type of dad do you think that you would be?
Mate, I'm literally the most laid-back, chilled individual going,
so I feel like Bruno would have a field day with me.
I feel like Sanam would be the strict one! Innit?
What sort of dad do you think you would be?
I'm so hands-on. Yeah.
For Tanya, it would just be, like, "Babe, take her! Just take her!"
Do you think that you and Sanam would, like, one day,
could you see yourself having kids, maybe?
If things keep going how they're going, then,
without doubt one day I could see us having kids.
With Samie, like, on a morning, she's the most grumpiest person
I've ever seen on a morning.
So, I think that would be my duty!
LAUGHTER
Do you actually see yourself being a dad?
I do want kids, 100%. How many?
Two. A boy and a girl? Yeah, I love that.
Yeah, same. Are you good with kids?
Yeah, proper good with kids.
I feel like it's good with the girls, that. Yeah.
Being good with kids is, like, a massive thing.
When I look at qualities in a girl, like, if I see, especially with
Lana, I thought in my head, if I'm gonna make her my girlfriend
and see a future with her, she needs to be, like, wifey material.
Yeah.
I honestly think it would be amazing having kids, though. Yeah.
Honestly, I cannot wait for the future.
And obviously, if that's with Sanam,
like, that would be an absolute dream.
Because since I've met her I've got no doubts
about the sort of girl she is.
Bruno is lucky to have a mum like her.
She is absolutely beautiful, intelligent, like...
Yeah, very intelligent. She's got a lot about her. She's mad caring.
She is honestly one of the sweetest girls
that I think I've probably ever met.
And the way she makes you feel, it's very obvious.
She makes me so happy, mate.
BABIES SCREAM
♪ Twinkle, twinkle Little star
♪ How I wonder what you are... ♪
SCREAMING STOPS
See! There you go. Smashed it!
This is easy. This is light work!
IAIN: Shaq got suspicious and did a DNA test on him and Tanya's baby.
It turns out their real father is... Mr Hasbro.
Shaq was, like, "Oh, I just wanna talk to you about something".
And I was, like... Yeah.
I dunno know what he said before I said this, and then I was like,
"The baby might not even be yours!" Yeah!
And then he was like, "Why would you say that?"
And I was like, "It's a joke, babe!"
Like, of course the baby's yours, I've not been with anyone else, duh!
I was like, I understand...
Like, there is zero chance that that baby could be anyone else's.
D'you get what I mean?
Cos I've only been with him for a long time!
D'you know what I mean? So, obviously, that's a joke. Yeah.
Maybe he's a little bit sensitive
after, like, Casa and Martin situation...
Yeah. ..which I kind of understand, but you also have to,
once you've forgiven and forgotten, forgive and forget.
At least you can have conversations where if he does feel a certain way,
he can air it and it's not lingering in his brain.
Yeah. How did you feel after last night?
It's not nice to be in the bottom. I feel like I'm shocked every time.
Yeah, it's never gonna be easy, and it's always gonna be sore,
especially because you're Day Ones as well. Exactly.
But Will and Jessie was a shock to me as well.
That was a shock. I just don't even get it any more.
But I think it can switch up quick.
Can't take it to heart, but it's, like... No.
..crazy to think, like, me and Shaq, Will and Jessie
are in the bottom
and Kai and Sanam are not.
I'm not saying they're less than us, but you would think...
Cos they're a newer couple. Yeah.
♪ I just wanna love you, baby Always thinking about you, baby. ♪
BABY CRIES
How've you boys found it today? Cos I know the girls
have been back at the villa, absolutely gotten away with it.
It's been tiring, man. Honestly. Yeah.
Absolutely knackering. I'm knackered.
I've half enjoyed it, though.
Yeah, I've enjoyed it, but I'm on my last legs now. Yeah.
BABY CRIES
Oh, she's off again. Right, I think she needs her mum.
RON LAUGHS Yeah.
To the MILFs. To the MILFs. To the MILFs we go!
To the MILFs.
BABY CRIES
Come on, Rufus.
Let's get you all tucked away, you big boy.
BABY CRIES
Ready?
SHE GASPS
Oh, my God, they're back!
Why are the babies crying? Why are they crying?
ALL: Yummy mummies!
Ah! Oh, my God!
TANYA SCREAMS Yay!
Oh, they're back!
WILL: Did you miss us? JESSIE: Yes.
Really?
Where's my baby mumma?
Aw, look. What have you lot been doing?
Oh, my God. We've had the best day ever! Have you?
We went out for beers and stuff like that.
Are you being serious? We went to a bar. What have you been up to?
So, we went to a play park. Really? Yeah.
What did you do? Played with the babies.
A proper daddies' day. Did you actually love it?
Yeah, it was so much fun.
We went to, like, this soft play sort of thing with the kids.
We went on, like, a merry-go-round type thing.
SHE CHUCKLES We went on, like...
You went on a merry-go-round? Me and Kai went on the merry-go-round.
So, what were you girls doing, then, while we was away? We pampered.
He realised how much he missed his mummy,
I realised how much I missed his mummy.
SHE LAUGHS Did he not cry at all?
No, he didn't cry the whole day. Are you being serious?
He was having such a good day with me. Are you being serious?
Did you have a good day with Daddy? Did you?
BABY CRIES He said no.
I think we need to change her.
Whoa, no, no, no, no. She's been good. She's been good.
No, because look at the state of her.
BABY SCREAMS
She doesn't like that. She hates you.
It's done my head in. It's not stopped crying.
SHE LAUGHS, BABY CRIES
I just asked you if he cried. Yeah, OK, it's not stopped crying all day.
Are you being serious? It's the most irritating noise I've ever heard.
You did very well, well done. Well done.
I feel drained. Have you not seen my face?
When girls are good with kids, it's really attractive.
You've not done that. I'll be completely honest.
You haven't done that with our baby.
I am now.
IAIN: We told Farmer Will it was time to change his baby.
He took Rufus back to the shop and swapped him for a Barbie.
JESSIE GASPS Rufus looks so groovy!
Rufus, dude, you're cool. Shall we find him some sunglasses?
We're not having that as a thing.
Honestly, our baby is not tacky, and she'll be freezing cold.
♪ The second that we enter if you must ask... ♪
What a pretty girl.
LAUGHTER
♪ We just want a little rhyme, bruv
♪ Call me what you want
♪ But you should not Call it a night, love... ♪
Look at her bonnet. LAUGHTER
♪ Don't give a flying BLEEP yeah Let me touch back down... ♪
Don't tell Shaq. Don't tell Shaq.
♪ Oi, what's this all about... ♪
Where's Shanya? LAUGHTER
Where the fuck is my baby?
Jessie, protect Rufus.
No, Rufus is gone, I'm telling you now.
I found my baby.
HUMMING TUNE
Guys, this is what me and Shanya are doing.
LAUGHING, WHOOPING
Let's hope she don't dance like her dad.
Your dad can't dance, my love.
CHEERING, WHOOPING
I thoroughly enjoyed being a dad today,
so cheers to beautiful babies, beautiful dads, and beautiful mums.
ALL: Cheers!
IAIN: Look, new parents awake after 8pm and having a laugh -
it's not factually accurate.
♪ Hey, hey, baby Ooh, ah
♪ I wanna know... ♪
I think the kid had a busy day today at the old park,
then they seemed to get a burst of energy and they were going for it.
Mummy's got you, Bruno, finally.
♪ Hey, hey, baby... ♪
Uh, uh, uh!
♪ I wanna know If you'll be my girl...♪
It was actually a lot of fun, good music, food,
the babies were absolutely rocking it in dancing.
♪ Agadoo doo doo... ♪
Baby Limbo. I think I was doing all right.
♪ Agadoo doo doo... ♪
CHEERING, WHOOPING
In these shoes, I tell you, it's not easy.
♪ Come and dance every night... ♪
CHEERING, WHOOPING
Go, go, go.
My technique was just get bendy, get low, baby,
and get through the row.
SQUEALING, WHOOPING
And we won! Yay!
Whoo!
♪ Oh, the Hokey Cokey
♪ Oh, the Hokey Cokey... ♪
Damn!
The dancing competition,
nobody had anything on Shanya, though. No.
♪ Knees bent, arms stretched Rah-rah-rah... ♪
I mean, do you know who her parents are? Hello!
HUMMING TUNE
ALL: One, two, three, left! One, two, three, right!
♪ Knees bent, arms stretched Rah-rah-rah... ♪
IAIN: The Islanders are playing musical chairs.
Let's just pray Shaq doesn't flash back to Talent Night
and rip his shirt off.
♪ Mummy shark Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
♪ Mummy shark... ♪
MUSIC STOPS
WHOOPING
I should have went.
You know, that's what I get for being a gentleman.
I'm just so used to letting a lady sit down first.
♪ Daddy shark Doo-doo-doo-doo
♪ Daddy shark... ♪ MUSIC STOPS
SQUEALING, WHOOPING
Bruno, Bruno! Bruno, Bruno!
Rufus, Rufus, Rufus, Rufus!
I do have a little technique for musical chairs.
You always keep your bum facing the chairs,
so never turn your bum away from the chair.
MUSIC STOPS
SQUEALING, WHOOPING
When we got to the final two,
we thought, you know what, we're going for it.
♪ It's the end... ♪
It took the kids' party to a whole 'nother level.
♪ It's the end... ♪ MUSIC STOPS
SQUEALING
That's cheating! I'm not having that!
No way! That's cheating!
LAUGHTER
IAIN: VAR's taken a look at that one,
and Kai's been disqualified for foul play,
meaning Lana wins the musical chairs,
and her prize is to reveal the best parents of the day.
The winning parents of baby day are...
ALL: Ooh!
..Samie and Tom!
♪ Cos you'll always be my baby... ♪
Tom's finally won something.
Loser! Loser!
Loser! Whoo!
BOTH: Love Island 2023 parents champions!
Whoo! Wahey!
I would just like to say thank you to all our fellow mums and dads.
CHANTING: Tammie! Tammie! Tammie! Tammie! Tammie!
Yeah, we won!
We may have won the parenting challenge, but...
We're not ready yet. No, we're not.
For a few years. We're not ready for babies just yet.
The best parents, let's put the babies to bed.
IAIN: OK, Islanders, time to put the babies down.
And here's a bedtime lullaby from us actual parents
to remind you how lucky you are.
Those babies are toys You can rest for a bit
Cos if they were real You'd be covered in... kisses.
RON: Right, come on.
Shall I get some night clothes? Yeah.
KAI: Bruno sleeps naked. SANAM: In a nappy?
Come on, Bruno, let's get your kecks off, lad.
SHAQ: She has had the best day. TANYA: She's so tired.
She must be exhausted, cos I am.
Talk to him a bit more lovingly.
You tired, bro? No, put him... Bruno is tired.
WILL: You had a fun day with Daddy, did you?
Yes, you did. JESSIE: Aw!
Blargh! Rufus, don't be possessed.
Where's the blanket? Oh, where's the buggy?
Babe, get her blanket as well. OK. Hey! That's not yours!
SAMIE: Do you know what?
When I find a soft toy, you ain't getting one.
SHAQ: Shh! Guys, inside voices.
SAMIE: Aw, look at her.
It's weird that she doesn't close her eyes, though, innit?
You beautiful little weirdo.
THEY LAUGH
Right, obviously, as I'm probably the best singer in here,
I think we should probably give them a little lullaby. Aw!
Yeah, been a long day for them, they've had fun, time to wind down.
♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star
♪ How I wonder what you are
♪ Up above the world so high
♪ Like a diamond in the sky
♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star
♪ How I wonder what you are. ♪
CLICKING
For a few?
Let's hit the bar.
KAI: She's not my kid. Stop it.
That ain't yours, bro. She's not mine.
As if we're the best parents of Love Island.
I know, out of everyone. That's sick. Are you sure?
Can I see the pictures that you took?
Aw, I like that. Aw.
I think we can quite easily gather that you're not ready to be a mum.
Not yet, no. RON LAUGHS
Definitely not, I've got a few more years in me yet.
At least five. At least five.
Overall, I smashed that. YOU did?
So I'm glad. We did well.
Well, you didn't smash it that hard, because someone else won.
Yeah, because they had parents, we just had a parent.
I was a single dad. No.
SHE YAWNS
YAWNING: Don't. You're making me yawn.
Sorry, am I boring you? You just yawned.
You're making me yawn.
You're being mean to me.
Yeah, we had a really good day, us and the boys.
And they were all, like, talking about
when we want to have kids, how many kids we want to have.
Really? Yeah. Do you want kids?
Yeah. Really? I reckon you'd be such a good dad.
You'd be so fun. I think we would be sick parents.
Us? Yeah. I reckon we'd be sick parents, too.
What sort of mum do you think you would be?
I don't know, I feel like I'd just be very passionate.
You know what I mean? Like... A really passionate...?
Yeah, like, I'd just love my child so much, you know? Yeah.
Rufus was so cute, and I'm not gonna lie,
Will, you actually make a really hot dad.
'Put it there, baby.'
What can I say, a MILF and a DILF.
I've looked after him all day, I'm literally exhausted.
I've literally heard the kid cry continuously for hours on end.
My eyes feel tired, my ears feel tired,
my body just feels knackered,
but I did it for you, because I wanted you to be happy.
SHE GIGGLES Is that all right?
That's all right.
IAIN: Tanya's got something she wants to tell Shaq...
Oh, God, is it Mr Hasbro is refusing to pay child support?
This morning, I was a bit annoyed.
Because you were annoyed at me.
I'm glad you're honest about how you felt,
do you know what I mean?
If something's not even like bothering you,
but something's on your mind, I'd rather you say to me.
How did you feel about what I said?
It just felt like, obviously, it was maybe a poor choice of words. Mmm.
But you know I didn't mean it like that. No.
I feel like we're in a much better place now.
I wasn't trying to make a big deal or make it a thing,
or whatever, it was just something I wanted to bring to your attention
sort of thing, for now and for future.
Even though we are over that, like, there was still a lot
that we went through, and everything like that.
We are in a much better place now and it's... We've been parents.
We've been parents, we've been rushed into parenthood quickly.
Yeah.
I feel like a few weeks ago we would have argued over this,
to be fair. Yeah.
So it's giving growth. And some connecting growth in there as well.
Cheers to some growth.
Yep.
IAIN: With the babies downstairs,
the Islanders are getting ready to hit the hay for eight hours
of uninterrupted sleep, like I said, it's not factually accurate.
Best parent of Love Island 2023! What are you saying?
I do not want any babies!
Mate, that kid was annoying.
Try to be mates with it, but it just wasn't having it.
When there is no spark... with your son.
I just kept looking at it thinking, "I'm so disappointed in you."
TOM LAUGHS
Guys, I had a really good day.
I know I wasn't like the best mum ever. Yeah, me too.
But I actually enjoyed having my baby here.
But at the same time, I'm not ready for a baby.
No. Like, honestly... That's what it proved today for me.
Who fancies having kids, then?
I'm not about that life. I'm ready.
Ron, you enjoyed today a bit too much. Yeah.
I do kind of miss the baby, though.
She was cute, she did well in the dance competition, she tried.
Another good day in the villa.
Honestly, that was another one for the good books.
Another one for the books.
I miss Rufus.
GIRLS SQUEALING
RECORDING OF BABY CRYING
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