IAIN STIRLING: Previously...
on Love Island...
Choose one girl and one boy to dump from the island.
Keanan and Claudia. I'm so sorry.
SHE MOUTHS
Sports day... A sore loser.
Project Wind Up Tom. ..led to drama.
You're on me all the time, but it's done, mate.
You're a grown man, you lost a challenge.
Won't tell you again. It's a joke! Won't tell you again, Shaq.
Tonight...
"Top three most game-playing couples."
GASPS
Decisions...
Youse two. No.
You guys. No, I'm not going up there.
..cause divides. Are you in here to play a game?
Everybody in here could be accused of that.
Ron just made Lana his girlfriend because everyone likes Lana.
Not a chance. That's outrageous. Why is that outrageous, bro?
IAIN: Tom and Shaq have fallen out over sports day.
It's ridiculous to argue over silly games.
I said that to my mum last night. I'd have told my dad,
but after I beat him at charades last Christmas,
he legally disowned me.
I'm not saying you need to apologise, I'm...
Well, you should.
Huh? But if you don't want to, I'm saying you're gonna
need to straighten it out now cos it's just weird.
Why do I have to straighten it out? Because, babe...
It was a joke. It was just a game.
Exactly. Yeah, and that's why you should've just left it.
You were pushing it.
Babe, you was pushing it. What I pushing it?
Was I actually? You did, you pushed.
Did I go too far? Yeah.
The boys from the red team, Shaq and Will,
really wanted to poke the bear today,
and Shaq poked the bear a little bit too far.
Tom definitely did bite back.
And it did get a little bit heated between them.
And I was just like, "What you doing?"
Got a bit heated with Shaq and Tom, didn't it? I know.
Bloody hell.
I don't think it's going down well. Nah.
It was only meant to be a bit of silly chat, d'you know what I mean?
It wasn't ever meant to get malicious.
Ah. SHE LAUGHS
D'you know what's funny, though?
That it's over the sports day. LAUGHING: Yeah, I know.
All right. If you felt like I went too far, then I'll apologise.
Yeah? Yeah.
OK. And go up to him close, yeah? Yeah.
And smile, babe.
Smile. Of course.
D'you know what's even funnier than it's over the sports day,
it's over, like, a egg-and-spoon race.
THEY LAUGH
Oh, no.
Tom, I didn't mean to take it too far, bro.
I love you, bro.
There's just a time and a place for it, you know what I mean?
No, I love you, man. Yeah, I love you, bro.
Bless, Tom, yeah. He gets worked up. Hopefully it's all put to bed now.
Bloody hell.
You're amazing.
I wanna give you a big hug cos I know you would not have done that.
Me, too. Yeah, I really do.
Tanya was right,
and it would have been best just to get it out the way there,
when he was feeling a bit upset about it.
Got me in the good books with Tanya.
Got some brownie points, so I'll take it.
IAIN: It's important to get names correct.
For example, if you call Ron "Ronnie", then you're just wrongie,
but if you call Ron "Ron", they've got Ron right.
Am I right or am I Ron?
D'you know what it is? That's like someone in here calling me Ronnie.
I would love to start calling you Ronnie!
I'd rather you didn't.
Like, my grandad's Ron, it would be, like, Big Ron.
I just like Ron cos I think it sounds better.
Wait, your grandad's name is Ron? Ronald, yeah. Same as me.
Oh. So do your family call him Big Ron or just Ronald?
Nah, they just call him Ron. TEXT ALERT
Uh. Shaq.
I've got a text! What?!
READS ALOUD
ALL: Kai and Sanam!
All in favour of Kai and Sanam? Aye. Aye.
Aye. Kai and Sanam!
Are you excited for that? Oh, my God!
CHANTING: Hideaway! Hideaway! Hideaway!
I'm gonna take my phone in there. He's gonna take pictures!
Ah! Hideaway, oh, my God.
Like, I'm so, like, excited, but so, like...
I don't know, nervous at the same time. Ah.
ALL CHANTING: Hideaway! Hideaway! Hideaway!
THEY CHEER
What am I gonna wear?
I don't have anything. Uh, something sexy.
The question I always ask everyone, have you got Calvins on? No.
Getting the bondage. Cuffed, whipped and mask.
GIRLS GASP
Yes, that looks gorgeous!
Oh, Kai!
What about that?
LAUGHTER It's like a logo.
BOYS CLAP RHYTHMICALLY
Kai's outfit was amazing. HE LAUGHS
Enjoy the time with him. Yeah, enjoy it.
See if it's normal alone without anyone else there.
GIRLS: Oh, Kai! She's ready!
BOYS: Three, two, one...
ALL CHEER
SANAM SCREAMS
Oh, you look beautiful!
What is this?! You look so nice!
EXCITED CHATTER
ALL CHANT: Hideaway! Hideaway! Hideaway! Hideaway!
I'm so excited just to be alone, me and Kai.
Literally, no interruptions.
No-one around. Just, like, one-to-one time.
A bit of, like, personal... Sort of intimate time together.
So I'm very excited to be in the Hideaway!
Oh, my God! SHE LAUGHS
Excited for an absolutely beautiful night with you.
ALL: Bye!
See you later!
I'm too tall for this! See you later.
♪ As long as I'm in close to you. ♪
Oh! Oh!
After you. Oh, this is nice, isn't it?
This is mad! This is really nice.
Look at it. We could...
That's a big bed! Oh, look at this.
Oh... Oh! SHE LAUGHS
Look how many... Wait one minute, wait one minute. What?
I'm handcuffing you. You're not even handcuffing me.
You'll be getting cuffed.
Handcuffed to me so you can't run away,
cos we're having a good night tonight.
THEY LAUGH
IAIN: Jessie's telling Farmer Will
about the worst episode of Neighbours in history.
There's no drama. Everyone's smiling.
Yeah. And everyone's happy around the villa, isn't it?
Yeah, and I feel like I just really appreciate being here.
Yeah, me too, babe.
Do you want me to make you my girlfriend?
We'll see. You've been hinting.
I haven't been hinting! Yeah, you have.
No, I haven't! Yes, you have!
I just keep slipping out my words cos it's how I feel. Yeah!
Do you feel like... that, though?
I've been thinking about it, to be fair.
I think I'm in a place where I'm ready.
Really?!
Not just yet. Hold your horses.
For me, it's, like, first love. WHISPERS: Scary.
Scary? But it's the best feeling.
You got my heart in your hands. JESSIE CHUCKLES
I'll always look after it as well.
I know. I will.
IAIN: The Hideaway comes equipped with a blindfold,
bondage gear, a whip and handcuffs.
So Sanam wastes no time in putting...
..some sunglasses on Kai's head.
Saucy!
How about you put them ones on, OK? And then we get more excited.
This?
♪ You liking what you see And baby I'd have to agree
♪ I'm looking way too Damn sexy tonight
♪ Not a beauty in the world You ever seen like this... ♪
SANAM: Right, are you ready?
OK. Three, two... SANAM LAUGHS
..one.
Best walk! Yes!
Let's go! Stop! SHE LAUGHS
Have you seen the back of it? Turn round.
HE GASPS
Shall I come and give you a little lap dance?
OK, that's a really good idea.
Oh, wait one minute. No, no.
Right, dance.
KAI LAUGHS
OK, let's go.
Right, just gonna...
♪ Pop-pop, pop, pop-pop-pop, pop He gon' like me when I pop... ♪
THEY LAUGH Little lap dance.
Like... No!
OK. Oh, God, you're too tall for me, aren't you?
Here we go. There we go. Yes, go on!
♪ What can you Make my body say...? ♪
Massage oil can go there. What's the other option?
OK, chocolate body paint.
Oh, no, I love that. You can definitely lick that off me.
♪ I'm gonna take your last name
♪ Other relationships Are put to shame... ♪
Beautiful! Am I looking good?
You're looking gorgeous. What else can I get YOU in?
Handcuffs. What shall I tie you up with?
SHE SCREAMS PLAYFULLY, SHE LAUGHS
HISSING: Rargh!
NORMAL VOICE: Oh, it's comfy!
HISSING: Rargh!
You're enjoying this more than me!
Don't hurt me.
Please... Ah! SHE LAUGHS
Where's the body chocolate? Oh, I love it.
KAI SIGHS HAPPILY, SANAM LAUGHS
I'm going to leave that on you now.
♪ Pop-pop, pop, Pop-pop-pop, pop... ♪
KAI GASPS AND SIGHS
♪ He like it when I pop Pop-pop, pop, pop-pop-pop, pop
♪ He gon' like me when I pop Pop-pop, pop, pop-pop-pop, pop... ♪
SANAM: Getting carried away you are, aren't you?
♪ Pop-pop, pop, pop-pop-pop, pop
♪ Pop-pop, pop-pop Pop-pop-pop, pop...♪
IAIN: Shortly after those scenes were filmed,
a sticky mess was squirted onto the bed.
Kai and Sanam left the lid off the chocolate sauce tube - idiots!
Right, guys, time for bed.
She looked like a golden goddess. She did. She looked fit.
Kai looking like he'd mashed up that outfit together.
TANYA: She's so sweet. She deserves it. So lovely. Yeah.
Time away with her man.
♪ Sweet like Fanta, ooh Fanta, ooh If I tell you say, "I love you"
♪ You no dey form yanga Oh, oh, yanga oh
♪ No tell me no, no, no, no... ♪
LANA LAUGHS
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪
♪ Baby, come gimme Your lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love... ♪
SANAM LAUGHS
Such a great job.
Am I actually? You actually are.
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
♪ You got me like whoa-whoa-whoa Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
♪ Shawty, come gimme your Lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love... ♪
♪ As me I wake up Na she dey my mind, oh-whoa
♪ Day one, day two-wo I no fit foc-o-us. ♪
IAIN: Last night in the Hideaway,
the sheets got covered in chocolate sauce.
Fun for Kai and Sanam,
and an incredibly awkward moment for the runner
who's taken the bedding to the launderette.
How did you find last night? That was fun.
It was, wasn't it? Something different.
It literally feels like we've gone to a hotel.
It does, doesn't it? Yeah.
Completely away from them.
♪ Morning love... ♪
SHAQ YAWNS
How many kisses do you reckon Kai had last night?
3,603.
World record-worthy? Yeah.
It actually feels so weird to be back in here,
even though it's just one night away.
I wonder what they actually, like, got up to, though.
Good morning. CHEERING
LAUGHTER
APPLAUSE
Looking fresh.
The Hideaway is sick. All them whips, all those things.
Erm... LAUGHS
I even brought us one back. LAUGHTER
SHAQ LAUGHS
This one's coming home with me. CHUCKLING
Oh, my God. How was your time?
It's actually nice to spend one-on-one time together,
away from everybody.
But we're glad you guys had a good night.
We had business to deal with. LAUGHTER
♪ Morning love... ♪
This is actually... Do you use the massage oil?
Used it ALL, mate. Used it ALL!
♪ Morning love
♪ I can't get enough Of morning love... ♪
Mr Hideaway, how was your night last night?
We use quite a lot of the sauces, quite a lot...
Mate, that chocolate sauce was sick.
I can imagine you just sat there eating that.
Mate!
Right, Sanam, give us the deets.
It was just really nice and cute, and then I used the body chocolate,
which is actually really nice.
It did actually taste so good, didn't it? So good!
SHE LAUGHS
Oh, well, you look really happy and all giddy.
Yeah, you're, like, glowing this morning, with a big smile.
Case, what about you, mate?
I'm honestly loving spending time with her,
and I don't care if I'm giving her a kiss in the middle of the villa,
like, that doesn't bother me now, so, yeah, I really can't complain.
I'm super happy. Good.
Are they OK, Tom and Shaq?
Yeah, they're fine. They're boys, innit?
They sort it out within two seconds. Boys sort things out in two seconds.
I am not hearing about sports day any more!
Sports day was the best day ever! Honestly.
KAI LAUGHS
Tom never wants to hear the phrase "sports day" again.
It's not the thing about sports day.
It's the fact that you boys were on me.
Just know when enough's enough, know what I mean? Fair, fair, fair.
We did set up a mission, poke the bear.
Yeah. And then after we poked the bear,
it was hug the bear. Yeah.
I personally may have gone a little bit too far. Yeah.
And I can imagine how it might not be nice.
That's cool, it's only banter. I love you all to bits, boys, but...
All it was was just us being idiots, and just being silly,
and I feel like I'm so good at winding people up,
maybe too good at times. Yeah.
Right, come on, then. Come on, then.
IAIN: Our Islanders know
that being in the villa gives them a platform
to address the big issues affecting the planet today.
Will and Casey, anything you'd like to share with the nation?
SLAP
SLAPPING
SLAPPING CONTINUES
RHYTHMIC SLAPPING
It's just those two together. It is, yeah.
LAUGHTER It's not funny.
What are you looking at? LAUGHTER
SILLY VOICE: Look at each other.
Oh, my God.
♪ I take my ticket for the lord. ♪
For me, though, I feel like
I want somebody that's emotionally mature.
Yeah.
I don't mind in situations like this, I find it quite funny.
Do you feel like Casey's emotionally mature?
Yeah, I think he can be.
I'm gonna be honest. They annoy me when they're together.
SLAPPING CONTINUES
I know you mean, but I do... Like, for me,
I do find it funny and attractive in somebody.
No, they're funny.
I'd rather be with somebody that's, like, the funny one,
than the quiet, mature, sensible one.
I feel like Tom knows how to do both, which is good.
But that's Tom, though, all over, isn't it?
Keep your foot out of my face. I'm not sucking your toe.
Please. No. She wants it done in front of all of us.
Asking nicely. You can ask me as nicely as you want
with a cherry on your top. I'll ask you later.
Just put your toe in his mouth. I just tried.
Why are you moving away? Why are you moving away?
It's just a toe.
HE LAUGHS
TEXT ALERT, SANAM GASPS
Tanya.
Someone got a text.
I've got a text!
Here we go.
READS ALOUD
CHEERING
READS ALOUD
Yeah! Yay!
Oh, no. It'll be, "Who is punching?" You.
Me! THEY LAUGH
Oh, God. It's just an opinion.
You keep telling yourself that, Ron. OK, my love?
"Who's the nicest guy in the villa?" Me? What?
We'll be good.
Oh, God. I'm sweating.
This is gonna end in tears.
♪ Set me free I'm lost in the music... ♪
IAIN: Fancy a cheeky rank? Then you've come to the right place,
cos today's challenge is a couple of sorts.
You've been voting in a range of categories
and it's time to find out how you ranked our Islanders.
So, our first category is... the top three hottest couples.
ALL: Ooh...
Samie and Tom. I think Samie and Tom.
WILL: Tom's a Greek God.
Casey and Rosie. I'd say that's another one.
Shaq and Tanya. And Shaq and Tanya. Yeah.
IAIN: The Islanders will rank couples first, second and third,
and if their answers match yours at home, they get a point.
If they get enough points, they get a party.
Ugly people, let's go stand over here.
THEY CHEER
Oh, I don't know. Case, I don't know about you there.
LAUGHTER No, I don't think Case should.
He's 5'9"!
LAUGHTER
Everyone deserves to be up there, we're all hot.
Third, Kai and Sanam.
Unlucky! SANAM: Ah-ha-ha!
Yay!
Second, Ron and Lana.
Yay!
And first, Tom and Samie. Yay!
We're the hottest couple of Love Island 2023.
Oh, that's sick.
I'm punching with Samie,
so I think she kind of carries it a little bit on that.
No, you're not punching with me. Oh, well, then. I'm not punching.
The top three most intelligent couples.
TOM: Kai and Sanam. No, I think Ron and Lana as well.
RON: Are you joking? Some of the shit that Lana says...
I reckon you two. Samie and Tom?!
I'm not being funny... You're very intelligent, I thought.
Cheers, Jessie. THEY LAUGH
Samie's carrying me.
TANYA: You first, you second. Everyone agree?
This might be a shock, this one.
Oh, yeah, we're with the three fucking idiots.
THEY LAUGH
SANAM: Imagine if we're not number one.
Guys, I just want to remind you that being funny and wit
is actually a sign of intelligence. Yeah, high five!
HE SNIGGERS
So, in third is Tom and Samie.
Second, Will and Jessie.
What?! Thanks, guys, for backing us.
And then in top spot is Kai and Sanam.
Yeah! Yeah!
Beautiful, smart, got the whole thing here.
We've got brains and beauty here. Our kids are going to be amazing.
THEY LAUGH
Top three most argumentative couples.
I think it's definitely Shaq and Tanya, number one.
I think you two might be up there as well.
I would put Casey and Rosie there
just because of the stuff with Claudia.
SANAM: I think Samie and Tom.
No, I don't think Samie and Tom.
Samie couldn't back herself, like, in an argument,
so I think that's a reason.
So, Shaq and Tanya, Samie and Tom and then Will and Jessie.
We're fiery girls.
SAMIE: Their two's situation went on for longer than mine and...
But it wasn't... We didn't argue.
Out of everyone, yours was an argument.
This one, we're 100% getting right. Yeah, probs.
Yeah. Love a good argument, don't we?
Ooh...
OK, so third is Will and Jessie.
GASPING Oh, fuck...
Second is Casey and Rosie. ROSIE: Oh!
And first is Shaq and Tanya!
CHEERING, KAI CHUCKLES
We haven't had an argument. I am so confused!
Maybe it's you letting me down again.
RON: Shaq, don't worry, mate.
Argument sex is always better anyway.
You're a very angry man.
I am so confused. Calm down!
LAUGHTER
Shall we split them up? LAUGHTER
I think that was the one we were like, a bit like,
"Oh... That's a bit weird", because we haven't argued yet.
Yet! Yet! SHE CHUCKLES
♪ I just can't get you Out of my head... ♪
The top three couples with the worst dress sense.
OK, Ron, Shaq, up there! LAUGHTER
I'm so sorry, no! I'm not having that.
He wears skinny ripped jeans!
Skinny jeans? They're slim-fit jeans.
Will, we're gonna be up there.
Will, your style is quite unique. I don't think a lot of people get it.
SANAM: We might be up there. I don't know.
I've been told I'm best dressed quite a few times.
I think me and Kai should be third, that's all I'm saying.
Are we going on top? Are we going top?
One second. We'll go top.
This is not true, though. I've got the best style in here.
There is no way Shaq and Tanya should be there.
I reckon Ron if he wore skinny jeans.
WILL SNIGGERS KAI: Shaq wears skinny jeans.
I've never worn skinny jeans, they're slim fit, bro.
I don't dress... Worst dress sense, babe.
I don't dress out there for starters, yeah?
I feel like I dress very calm, very casual...
He has to explain it. That's when you know it's bad.
BOTH LAUGH
In third place... Shaq and Tanya.
LAUGHTER Wow!
What were you saying? RON GUFFAWS
Skinny jeans! Skinny jeans!
If anything, I'll hold my hands up. I probably bring Tanya down.
In second place...
Casey and Rosie! ALL: Oh!
I'm sorry, Casey, you're letting us down again!
And in first place...
Will and Jessie! LAUGHTER
Casey's fuming.
I think I've got a sick fashion sense.
I honestly think it's cos me, Ron and Tom dress the most normal.
No, but you boys are basic. Will, less is more, mate.
SANAM: If you feel confident, wear it.
I feel like we're here for personality
because we're not here for looks, we're not here for dress sense.
I'm proud of that!
The top three horniest couples. LAUGHTER
KAI: Tanya, there. See you later.
Wait, wait, you're up there. You two are up there.
And I think Will and Jessie as well.
I think Will and Jessie are second. I think it's us three.
Will and Jessie are second. I think second and third.
Your duvets turns to madness. I don't know, you two.
Will and Jessie are second.
SHAQ: Nah, are they fuck? Tom is just horny...
Nah, I think they're silent ones. Yeah, I think they're silent ones.
They're silent ones, you know?
I think them two are up there. Where are we going? Oh, God...
SANAM LAUGHS
Guys, are you sure about me and Shaq, though?
No, you guys stay there. You stay right there.
In third place...
Will and Jessie.
Second place...
Tom and Samie.
CHEERING Told you they're sneaky.
Ah! Shh, you. Hey, you.
'I'll take that as a good thing'
cos then it's, like, actually, you're interested in each other.
Do you know what I mean? So I'll take that.
Yeah, we'll take that one. SHE LAUGHS
Sorry, Mum!
And in first place...
Shaq and Tanya! ALL CHEER
Shaq, Tanya, are you happy to take the crown?
It's a conspiracy. No, I'm joking.
Erm, yeah, I'm not too shocked. But you know what?
It just shows that I can't keep my hands off her,
and she can keep her hands off me.
So... I'll take that. Yeah, I'm obsessed with him. I'll take that.
I feel like me and Shaq are definitely not sorry
for being the horniest couple. I feel like it is what it is.
Yeah.
SHE GIGGLES
Top three most one-sided relationships.
SAMIE WHISTLES TOM: Ooh!
I'd go Casey - one, Shaq - two, and me and Lana - three.
Do you think you two? You're boyfriend and girlfriend.
LANA: I don't think it's us.
What, you think it is? No, I don't think it is.
Mate, you're boyfriend and girlfriend!
Just because of the first things, everyone thinks I'll turn my head.
Obviously, I will never do that, but I feel like people think that.
I think they will say Will and Jessie as well.
If I'm being honest, I think... I think...
TANYA: They're gonna see it like that anyway.
I think we should go up there as well.
We should go third as well.
I think the whole other things, like,
the argumentative couple, I think...
Yeah, let's go one, two, three.
Wait, what way do you think it's one-sided?
It's what other people think, isn't it?
Do you think it is?
Do you not wanna go? No.
It's gonna be a shock either way, innit?
Fucking hell, we're always up here!
Even if we do get it, whatever.
I really don't care. I actually don't care.
I'm smitten, so I'll put myself up there.
LANA LAUGHS
What? Do you mean I'm not?
Huh? Yeah, but I'm more. More?
In third place...
we have Casey and Rosie.
Second place, we have Will and Jessie.
And first place, we have Shaq and Tanya!
ALL CHEER
Can I just say one thing?
Even though it might have been one-sided at one point,
you all worked through and you are all doing absolutely amazing.
So I wouldn't take it to heart at all.
Our relationship is...
Our relationship is definitely not one-sided. ..not one-sided. OK?!
If feel like... I think it's obvious now.
Obviously, people are gonna have their opinions,
but we know that it's not, so...
No. ..that's all I care about.
The top three couples most likely to have their heads turned
when they leave the villa.
ISLANDERS WHISTLE AND SIGH
Us.
I just think cos of the situation.
I've had options in here and I came back to my man, so...
Yeah, I think Shaq, Tanya, number two.
Just because of the Casa situation.
I hear what you're saying.
But, you know...
All right, so we're number one? Yeah, we'll go one.
And the number two...?
I'd go Casey one, Shaq two, Samie, Tom third.
What you think me and Samie...? Is that we you think?
Third. Yeah. Do you know what I mean?
TOM: We'll go up there. SAMIE: Yeah, I don't mind.
No way!
If you reckon it's me and Will, we'll go there.
Nah, I don't think so.
In third place is...
Shaq and Tanya.
Second place...
Ron and Lana.
And in first place...
Casey and Rosie.
Whoo-hoo! Stop cheering!
I'm really surprised about that.
It could mean me! You never know.
You never know what Lana says behind closed doors.
I never know what she's like, do you know what I mean? Lana Banana!
We can block Lana out, I will take full responsibility for this.
But he redeemed himself after Casa.
Exactly. So... See!
There's no head turning going on here.
Not at all. Not any more.
The top three couples with the least sexual chemistry.
I think in order, probably you two would be first.
I don't think so.
No, you second. I don't think first.
Youse two. No.
I just think when Claudia was here,
I wasn't literally touching Rosie at all.
So I think we should be first.
Like, we're girlfriend and boyfriend.
I don't think we're number one.
Girlfriend and boyfriend, I don't think that means...
It means how touchy you are... Yeah, I know, but we have to have that.
..how frisky you are. Yeah, I know what you mean.
We're just not PDA people. Do you know what I mean? Like... Yeah.
So it depends on what you're seeing. I don't think I should go first.
I think we're first or second, so I'm happy to do that.
Yeah, I'm happy to take... I think me and Kai will be on as well.
SHAQ: I think you lot will be third. Yeah.
I personally think Casey, Rosie. Ron and Lana. Kai and Sanam.
Yeah, let's do that. Let's do that.
Casey and Rosie is not first. I don't think so, no.
When you see two people, and you can tell that...
Do we have sexual chemistry?
Obviously, we have a sexual chemistry.
Maybe we don't if you're gonna act like that.
I'm backing myself, I think this is wrong.
In third, we have...
Will and Jessie. WHISTLES
In second...
Casey and Rosie.
And, in first,
Ron and Lana. Oh.
Really? That's interesting.
When we see them, they're not very touchy-feely,
they're not really like that.
If you didn't know Ron and Lana, you just walked in, looked at them,
you wouldn't think they have sexual chemistry. Yeah.
That's why we thought it was them.
The top three most game-playing couples...
GASPS
Fucking hell. That'll do it.
Well, I don't think anyone's gonna volunteer for this one.
Cos if you stand up there, you're accepting that you're a game-player.
Maybe Kai and Sanam.
Only because you've been in quite a lot of couples.
But that's like saying Tom,
Tom's been in a lot of couples as well.
Have you? Yeah, four, yeah.
I feel like that's so weird, because...
I don't think it's on how many couples,
I think it's your situation with each couple.
The Casa situation, it would have to be you guys.
I'm not going up there, I'm sorry, guys.
Don't you think, if she was playing a game,
it would be, "She's gonna stay with Martin"?
It was a risk, her dropping Martin and going back to you,
cos what if you said no? Exactly. Are you in here to play a game?
I'm not being funny, I'm not going up there.
Yeah, I don't... Yeah. I'm not playing a game.
No-one's playing a game.
Yeah, no-one's playing a game, though, bro,
that means no-one's gonna go up there.
If we're talking about everyone's situation,
they might say Ron made Lana his girlfriend
because everyone likes Lana.
That's outrageous.
Might say outrageous, bro. I know, but I think not a chance.
♪ Is it any wonder I reject you first? ♪
Listen, I think youse two had have arguments, OK?
Casey, that triangle, OK? Everybody in here could be accused of that.
That's what's difficult about it. Ron, OK, do you know what I mean?
With other girls, it's hard. At the end of the day,
I think you have to look at it about couples you are in now...
Right, so who do we think, then?
I do think they are gonna put me in Shaq there.
So I'm happy to go up there, to be honest.
I think our recent conversation just with the whole... We'll go up.
We'll go up. It's absolute nothing on...
We'll go up.
So we're going third, second, first?
I really don't think we should...
No, I don't reckon we're first, I reckon you guys. All right, third.
I don't think Rosie and Casey are up there.
Do you think we're first, genuinely?
I really don't think Rosie and Casey are up there, if I'm honest.
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
I think that's very wrong. You two at the first.
We are not second, I don't think.
I don't even think Casey and Rosie are up there.
Claudia was here literally, like, two days ago. Yeah.
And now it's like she never even existed.
You know?
So, in third place, is...
..Ron and Lana.
That one's a little bit sore, I can't lie. Yeah. But...
Yeah, I've got fuck all comment on that.
♪ Is it any wonder... ♪
In second place is Shaq and Tanya.
And in first place is Casey and Rosie.
Whoo!
IAIN: The Islanders have scored ten points.
Casey and Rosie actually claimed they got 35 points,
always playing games, those two.
Which means they're gonna get their party tonight.
You two must be buzzing. Great game for us.
Yeah, I know. Fucking hell. Fucking hell.
Best looking.
Best looking, yeah. I can't believe we didn't get even top three.
LAUGHS Huh?
Can't believe we're not top three.
I'd have put you up there. Thanks, Tom.
And the worst dressed.
Worst dressed, and you're playing a massive game.
And our heads are gonna turn the most.
That one hit hard, a bit, didn't it? What, the fashion one? Yeah.
I think that's affected you the most.
I studied fashion for three years,
I was a personal shopper for two and a half years.
LAUGHTER
That's really got to you, hasn't it? It has, yeah.
He's gonna be really thinking about his outfit tonight. Yeah!
Did you hear what Jessie was saying on the game-playing one?
"Claudia's been two days,
"and it's been like in Casey's head, she hasn't existed."
Yeah, I just didn't even react to it,
cos I thought, what's the point? No.
I wouldn't overthink it, I wouldn't think about it too much.
Obviously, Ron and Lana have been up there, and stuff...
Ron and Lana are up there on a few.
Yeah, interesting, isn't it?
Yeah, they were up there for quite a few, weren't they?
Sexual chemistry, I think, got to them the most. Yeah.
But Shaq's said something to Ron.
He said, "People could see that your head was turning,
"but you're now with Lana,
"because she's a massive character in the villa."
"You just made Lana your girlfriend, and..."
Cos everyone loves her, Cos everyone loves her.
Yeah. Yeah.
Which... I don't agree with that.
Yeah, I think they definitely took that to heart,
and the game-playing one. Yeah.
IAIN: The public said Ron and Lana lacked sexual chemistry. Rubbish!
I heard Lana earlier telling Ron she'd love to rip his clothes off,
wash them, tumble dry them, iron them,
and then stick them in the airing cupboard,
then watch the Emmerdale omnibus.
That was a jokes game.
LAUGHTER
It was fun. Come on, now. It was fun. It was fun.
It wasn't bad. What's the other ones?
The sexual chemistry one. But I'm not too bothered about that.
I'll be honest, I'm actually, like, it sounds weird,
but I'm quite happy it's like that, purely because I'm not a PDA person.
No. I'm not gonna be... I don't...
I'm not a fan of the whole jumping on each other
around everyone else. You know what I mean?
We know what we're like around each other. Yeah.
And we know what we're like when we're in our own space. Yeah.
So... that's fine. Yeah.
I'm happy if people are seeing what they're seeing
and if they think there's nothing, I don't care.
Don't say that! Well, not nothing.
Not nothing there! Come on, now.
Look, we knew what we were doing. Yeah.
We're saving our PDA for when we're outside by ourselves.
Exactly. So...
Exactly. We don't need everyone to see what we're like.
No. I know.
Look, people are gonna have their opinions, like,
about the situation, about me, about you, whatever,
and about us, and how serious this is, or whatever,
but at the end of the day,
as long as we know that what's here between me and you,
that's the main thing. We're good.
And it's like, I can look in your eyes,
and I can be around you, and I know that...
It's not a game. ..this is love. This ain't no game.
That last one was a little bit sore, wasn't it?
Yeah, last one's sore.
I'm not bothered, though. I'm not.
We know what we're like.
I don't need anyone else to tell me. Not at all.
I've been on you for a reason, like, the whole time.
I don't throw around "I love you" and all that stuff
for, like, no reason, so that's how I genuinely feel.
Not everyone's gonna be, like,
"Oh, my gosh, Shaq and Tanya are amazing," are they?
Bring me closer! CHUCKLES
I love you. I love you, too.
Like, there was not... What?
Well, there was obviously one reason for Shaq piping up.
But other than that, everyone knows...
What did he say again? Just the fact that he thinks that, well...
He didn't say he thinks. He didn't say that.
Well...
I just think it's sore.
What were you shocked about...
Mm.
Yeah.
If I'm playing devil's advocate, you've got to think, obviously,
Ron was on one the whole time. Ron had been on one the whole time.
Ron has gone... Similar to us,
but like, Ron has been on one the whole time.
Ron got to know other people.
Lana was coupled up with Casey for a day,
and then all of a sudden... Not all of a sudden, but, like,
obviously they're in a good place and everything,
and then he makes her his girlfriend. How that might look...
It's crazy.
Is like... Absolutely forgave...
He knows that everyone loves Lana. Lana's such an amazing person,
so he's latched on to her as much as he could.
That's why I told you what it was like.
It's like the Will and Jessie thing. Mm.
Everyone knows Will everyone likes Will.
And Jessie's done this before, so everyone would think
Jessie's looked at him and been, like,
"If I latch on to him, I'll be good." Mm.
IAIN: Jessie's annoyed about people thinking
Farmer Will likes her more than she likes him,
and that's got Jessie annoyed at Will,
which means that, right now, ironically,
Will likes Jessie more than Jessie likes Will.
You've mentioned a couple times that you think that
you like me more than I like you.
You see, I don't like that, because I was like,
I feel like you did think that, and I was like,
I feel like that's why no-one really respects me.
I feel like the respect lacks here.
I mentioned that was one of my biggest insecurities.
And that comment definitely, like, backs it up,
like, I kind of... Yeah.
Do you know what I'm trying to say? I do know where you're coming from.
I don't 100% agree with it...
No, but, like, this whole time, I feel like...
Yeah, I feel that we... Not to a dramatic extent
and not enough to let it get in the way of us,
but, like, I have always felt... I do know, I do know what you mean.
I've never felt like... Yeah. It's just like,
if you were to turn your head and stuff,
people wouldn't even really care about...
They would just be like,
"Oh, yeah, Jessie was here for Will, doesn't really matter."
I actually feel like I have done my utmost best
to be there and support you all the time.
You have. You have been there. Yeah.
Like...
SHE SNIFFLES Aw!
No, no, no, it's fine.
ROSIE: She's crying, I think.
DISTANT SOBBING
She's crying, yeah.
Is she crying? Why's she crying?
Just give them a minute.
Yeah, just ignore it. Don't need to comment on it.
I just feel like... Ugh!
Why don't you just let me give you a hug?
No, I just need a minute.
Breathe in, breathe out. It's gone.
What were you crying about? Ugh.
I just feel like everything has just built up and...
With what? Talk to me. Just, like, the whole thing.
It feels like you definitely think that I'm the one-sided one here.
Like, even you just being like,
"Oh, yeah, you definitely don't like me as much." Like...
That's... I'm just...
What I'm saying is just from what other people have said to me.
Yeah, but I'm just saying. Like, I'm getting it off my chest.
This isn't how I feel.
Yeah, I know you don't feel that, but, like, just imagine.
All right. Come here.
Is Will upset by it?
I think he's just upset that Jessie's upset.
Yeah. That's fair enough.
It's OK. I feel like you.
And I'm just so emotional, I feel like, as well.
But I don't usually get emotional as well.
Like, you know. That's OK.
IAIN: If the challenge has proven anything,
it's that excessive public ranking can lead to problems
in a relationship.
So, what I've gathered is that Kai is intelligent, well-dressed...
Good-looking. ..and good-looking.
Sanam, you've got a catch! You've got a catch there.
No, but so is she. Anything that I was up there for...
If anything, I think I put you up there.
You wouldn't have got that before. You tell him, girl.
Were there any you are shocked about?
I think we were a lot of people's cop-outs.
Yeah. In what questions?
In bare shit. Which ones, though?
Like, we would just go up and be like, just like,
"OK, we'll stand here." The game playing.
I think a lot of people... Cos Ron wasn't happy.
I wouldn't have put you guys in the game playing.
It's easy, cop-out.
For me, it was the people that point the fingers at me all the time.
And then they were up there themselves. I was like...
Who is that? Hm?
Who are you indirecting, is what I mean?
Well, who was up there?
Well, me and Casey. Yeah, well, not you guys, obviously.
But apparently, it was the whole villa.
I quite liked to just go first on all the bad ones,
just so if you were right, it's like, "OK, sweet,"
but if you were wrong, "OK, we should have been lower."
Mm. LAUGHING: Yes.
I feel for Jessie. Just because someone's been on this show twice
doesn't mean they're playing a game, but people could see it that way.
I just think it's a game at the end of the day, doesn't mean anything.
I hope no-one took that personally.
No, that's it. Yeah, that would be long.
I thought it was about to kick off then
between you and Jessie. Yeah, me too.
You need to bite your tongue. No, you don't...
No, I thought it was an indirect, that's why I said something.
Oh, I didn't. No, I...
I took it like that, but obviously clarified it wasn't.
I think you just stuck up for yourself. Yeah.
What, do you think I did something wrong, then?
No, I didn't realise we were standing on the podium when it was,
when she was talking about that. Yeah.
You said it, and she was like, "Nah, not you guys."
And then, "Not Ron." So who, then? Well, yeah.
THEY LAUGH
I think she meant Shaq and Tanya. Yeah, maybe.
SHAQ: I'll be back. TANYA: See you later.
Ron's fuming. KAI: What?
Ron's fuming. Why? Why?
The comment Shaq made, I think. I don't think anyone stood by
and said, "Nah, this is what we think of youse."
It's more about how people might see it. Yeah.
You've got to be a realist about it. 100%.
Ron was not happy with what Shaq said to him.
He turned around and said, "I'm gonna play devil's advocate here
"and for example, it looks like your head's turned loads
"and then you've just made Lana your girlfriend
"because everyone loves her."
That was a bit steep. That was...
That was a bit of a big statement actually.
Do you know what I mean? That's a BIG statement.
But... but what he's saying could make sense from the public,
this is what the game was, so it's, like, OK, cool.
No, do you know what? Good on Shaq for speaking his mind.
What was it again? What they got? Yeah.
Most likely to turn their head outside.
And most likely couple playing game.
Yeah. They got the worst ones, to be fair.
It's horrible, do you know what I mean?
It's horrible to hear it, innit?
I'm not gonna lie, I am calm, like... Like, obviously...
Have you spoken to Shaq?
Er... Nah, but... I probably will this evening.
Are you pissed off at his comment?
I thought it was sore, I'm not gonna lie.
You have to say, pretty, like, mad opinions because...
That's the thing. ..someone's gotta stand up.
But I just think, even me, like,
that wouldn't have been a comment opinion to have even on the outside.
♪ Doesn't matter what My story is... ♪
That's why I said that's a bit fucking rogue.
♪ I'm not gonna lose this fight... ♪
It was almost so rogue where I think
I don't think anyone could possibly think that.
If he's gonna, like, say something to Shaq, like, now,
I'm so sorry, that's not on.
And I'll speak to him about it this evening,
cos if it's on your mind, it's on your mind.
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