1 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:04,040 This is unseen bits 2 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:07,720 Recently Casa Amor brought secret kisses, 3 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:09,640 three shock re-couplings... 4 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:12,600 That's what I get for being a nice guy. You always finish last. 5 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:14,360 ..and tons of drama. 6 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:15,920 I really hope I haven't lost her. 7 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:19,400 But, it's time... 8 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:23,200 to shake it out and do your thing! 9 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:28,000 # Do your thing, yeah... # 10 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:31,080 Casa Amor did its devilish thing, 11 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:32,840 and tonight, we're doing our thing. 12 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:36,840 We're more pumped up than Sam Smith at the BRITs. 13 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:38,640 We came, we saw, we conquered! 14 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:41,600 And we've got a pretty awesome outfit of our own, too. 15 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,360 Our team have put together a show fit to burst 16 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:46,720 with exclusive footage. From all the shocks... 17 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,240 Boo! Oh! 18 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:49,640 ..surprises... 19 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:52,160 HE SQUAWKS LIKE A CROW Oh, my God! 20 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:53,360 ..straddling, 21 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:56,520 and smooching from the last week's action. 22 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:57,720 SCREAMING 23 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,120 So embrace the madness... 24 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,040 Keep going. THEY LAUGH 25 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:05,160 ..and give the chaos a big sloppy kiss. 26 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,800 What are you talking about? 27 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:08,960 So sit back and grab a drink, 28 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,560 as it's that time of the week to do your thing. 29 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:17,800 This is Love Island: Unseen Bits! 30 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:36,640 IAIN: Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits! 31 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,520 It's Casa Amor week, meaning you've got double the Islanders 32 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,040 and double the fun. 33 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:42,280 BOTH: E-h-h! 34 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,600 THEY GIGGLE 35 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:50,240 So as the naughty side piece, 36 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:54,080 we are going to serve you superfans with every last drop of action. 37 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,760 You can't be doing that, bro! SCREAMING 38 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:59,000 HE LAUGHS 39 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,360 The Islanders have tested the water... 40 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,280 Let we gaan. Let we gaan, let we gaan. 41 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:07,440 Ahh! 42 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:09,240 HE GASPS 43 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:12,480 ..and taken risks. 44 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,480 Oh, I'm impressed! 45 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,400 We've got naughty boys with secrets... 46 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:17,480 SHE SHRIEKS 47 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:21,000 ..shocks... 48 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:22,800 SHE YELPS 49 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:24,920 ..and surprises. 50 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:26,200 Boo! Oh! 51 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,640 So pucker up... 52 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:29,960 Do your best pout. 53 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,280 Let's see your pouts. 54 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:36,880 ..for some jaw-dropping revelations. 55 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:39,280 The palm trees aren't real! SHE GIGGLES 56 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,080 These are real. No, they are real, 57 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:43,440 but obviously, they weren't... They were put here. 58 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:45,840 What, these plant... These palm trees? 59 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,560 Yeah, they're not naturally just in the middle of a farm, are they? 60 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:49,840 They're palm trees. 61 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:52,400 No, these are... 62 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,840 SHE CHUCKLES 63 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:55,520 Look at you! Samie, these are here. 64 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:58,760 Yes, they are now. What? 65 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,320 This is the totally uncensored Unseen Bits. 66 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,400 I'm not one to get sentimental, 67 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:13,120 but sometimes, I get nostalgic for the good old days. 68 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:17,400 Before Casa Amor wreaked havoc on the villa. 69 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:20,120 Tanya and Shaq were loved up... 70 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:22,520 Turn around and holla on the balcony. 71 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,440 Whee-ee-ee-ee-ee! 72 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,080 Keep going. THEY LAUGH 73 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:33,520 ..and Will and Jessie were skipping for joy. 74 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:36,480 And the chat in the villa wasn't about kisses at Casa, 75 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:39,080 it was more highbrow intellectual conversations. 76 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:43,040 Just like you'll see in this unseen bit. 77 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,880 If you looked like an animal, what do you think you'd look like? 78 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:48,080 I would look like a... 79 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,160 I thought you'd look like a bush baby. 80 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,160 THEY LAUGH 81 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,400 What, like...? Do you know what I mean? With your eyes. 82 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:56,480 Like, what, from Madagascar? Yeah! 83 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,640 They're really cute! HE SNORTS 84 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:00,320 That would be your spirit animal. 85 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:02,200 A bush baby?! Yeah. 86 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,920 I feel like I'd be like... 87 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:07,520 I don't know. 88 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:09,800 You would be... A koala. No... 89 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:14,480 Yeah, I can maybe see that. Thanks. 90 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:15,520 Meerkat. 91 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:18,280 Meerkats are... They're not really the cutest things, are they? 92 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,520 They're like little scratty things. 93 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,480 If I was to, like, insult my mates, 94 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:26,280 I'd always be like, "You're such a little raccoon". 95 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:27,440 Or a wombat. 96 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:30,320 Raccoons are quite cute, though. Are they? No, they're not! 97 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:33,520 Yeah, they are. No, they're not. They're like rodents. 98 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:35,120 IAIN: Never mind raccoons, 99 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:39,000 come Casa Amor, you lot will be at it like rabbits! 100 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:48,760 Before Casa, food seemed like a good way to secure a boy's affections. 101 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:53,840 In this unseen bit, Lana and Olivia have made French toast for the lads. 102 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,160 But what did the lads make of their efforts? 103 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:59,160 Time for Kai and Ron to pass their official verdicts. 104 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:02,880 Right, give us a review. Out of ten, and comments. 105 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:04,640 Ten. 106 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,240 LANA: I'll take a ten. No, I'm gonna give an 11, then. 107 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:10,240 Aww! Ha-ha! No, I'm staying with ten. 108 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:12,960 No, I'm giving an 11. And I don't even believe in tens. 109 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,560 Apart from me and Lana. 110 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,480 Er, no, just Lana, sorry. Aw! Just my Lana. 111 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,760 Right, we'll give you one compliment each. 112 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:22,560 OK, what's my compliment? You're very kind 113 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:27,600 and I think you are a genuine human being. 114 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,200 ALL: Aww! 115 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,400 SMOOCH, SCREAMING AND LAUGHTER 116 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:36,720 Do I get one of them? You're very, erm, caring. 117 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:38,080 Aw! There you go. 118 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,440 We've got two caring boys. Yeah. 119 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,880 Should we give each other's men a compliment? 120 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:44,400 OK. You first. 121 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,280 Erm... LAUGHTER 122 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,960 Erm... This is our moment, Kai. 123 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,120 Just enjoy this, cos we're never getting this again. 124 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,000 You have got a lovely face. 125 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:56,320 Yeah! I'd take that. 126 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:58,400 You've just got a cheeky smile and good chat. 127 00:05:58,440 --> 00:05:59,920 You've got a nice face. 128 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,680 I like that one. Yeah! 129 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:05,520 If you picked face, personality and body, who would be the face? 130 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:07,920 You'd be face, personality AND body. 131 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,520 ALL: Aww! Yes! 132 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:10,960 You'd be, erm, body! 133 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,760 LAUGHTER 134 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,480 Cheers, girls. Appreciate that. 135 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,240 Oh, thank you! Bye! 136 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:20,440 All right, see you later, girls. Yeah. Cheers, girls. 137 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:21,600 Appreciate that. 138 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:24,320 We came... We conquered. No. 139 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:26,720 It's we came... OK. 140 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,120 We saw. ..we saw... Saw what? 141 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:30,760 The French toast. OK. 142 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:33,320 And we conquered it. We did. 143 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,960 We came, we saw, we conquered! 144 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,320 IAIN: In hindsight, I'm not sure Olivia would be putting in 145 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:39,800 quite as much effort. 146 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:49,960 Our Twitter feed became infested last week 147 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,960 when the internet went cray-cray for our unseen bit 148 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,600 of Tom and Casey's Scouse Mouse wind-up on Tanya. 149 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:59,600 There's a thing that goes around called the Scouse Mouse. 150 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:01,880 The Scouse Mouse? It sounds weird when we say it... 151 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:03,120 That goes round? Yeah. 152 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:06,080 Have you never heard of that? No?! 153 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,320 So it's a thing... Yeah. 154 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:11,320 Like COVID? Mm, no, no. Not like... 155 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:14,560 Would you say it's more of a saying? More of a saying. 156 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:17,520 Yeah, if we were to put it in a sentence, it would be like... 157 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:19,480 "Someone Scouse Moused me." 158 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:22,360 Yeah, someone Scouse... "Someone Scouse Moused me"? Yeah. 159 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,080 IAIN: And the internet took the bait, 160 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:25,520 sending the clip fully viral. 161 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:30,760 IAIN READS TWEET IN A SCOUSE ACCENT 162 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:39,560 IAIN READS TWEET IN A GLASWEGIAN ACCENT 163 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:45,800 IAIN READS TWEET IN A POSH ACCENT 164 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:52,880 Oh, my God! Are you guys pranking me?! 165 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:54,680 CHUCKLING 166 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:56,520 There's no Scouse Mouse! 167 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:57,760 LAUGHTER 168 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:01,640 IAIN: Tanya may have smelt a rat, but it did nothing to deter Casey 169 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:05,600 from his mission to be crowned the villa's biggest prankster. 170 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:08,720 Can you skip? Yeah. Everyone can skip. Can you? 171 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,280 Yeah, I can skip. I can't backwards skip, though, like that. 172 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:13,080 That's actually... 173 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:15,720 I went to the Skipping World Championships in 2008. 174 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:17,480 Have you heard this? Tom, Tom! Tom! 175 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:21,440 Tell Claudia about the World Skipping Championships in 2008 176 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:22,960 that I was at. Why are you asking...? 177 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,960 Why would Tom know? He didn't know you back then. 178 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,440 He's asked me this question! Right, you did well. 179 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:30,080 I didn't think you'd actually get that far. Thank you! 180 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:33,440 Like, you can do tricks and stuff? Yeah. Oh, my God! 181 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,760 Get yourself up there now! Obviously, it is proper sick. 182 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,840 The floor is yours. Go and do some skipping. 183 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:40,360 They've got it now. Don't want to interrupt. I'll do it in a bit. 184 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:43,000 No, but Case, you're probably not as good as you were then, 185 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:45,240 but you are still good now. Yeah, I mean, obviously... 186 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:46,480 Don't knock him down! 187 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:49,680 I got a bit traumatised from it, didn't I, so...? Yeah. 188 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:53,760 No way! I've learned a really fun fact about you now. 189 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,240 I'm joking. HE LAUGHS 190 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:59,320 I genuinely thought you were a professional skipper. 191 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,640 2008? I'd have been... Like, I believed Tom. 192 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:05,000 I would have been 12! 193 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:08,880 Right? And why is that not, like, believable? 194 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:10,920 HE LAUGHS 195 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:13,680 You've got serious issues. I can't trust you. 196 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,600 You just lie every time I ask you something. 197 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:19,120 Tell me two lies, one truth about you. Ooh, I like this! 198 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:21,040 I've got to guess which one... I love this game! 199 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,800 Can I do two truths, and one's a lie? 200 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:25,680 OK. THEY GIGGLE 201 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:28,080 I used to play the cornet. 202 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:31,120 The woman that lives next door to us had a pet elephant. 203 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:35,120 And... I once hugged a lion. 204 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,760 Right, well, the cornet one's true. 205 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:39,800 And you've... you've hugged a lion, 206 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:42,440 but you've never lived next to someone with a pet elephant. No. 207 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:46,240 Wrong! I've lived next to someone with a pet elephant! How? 208 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:48,200 Right, go on, your turn. Right. 209 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:52,080 I've rode a giraffe like a bull. 210 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:53,520 SHE CHUCKLES 211 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:58,520 I once passed out in, like, a field, and badgers carried me home. 212 00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:01,440 No! Like, right, and what's your last one? 213 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:04,240 Monkeys kidnapped me in Monkey Kingdom in Bali. 214 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,760 And raised me as one of their own. 215 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,960 After that poetry, I can believe that. Jesus! 216 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,080 Right, I feel like every single one was a lie. 217 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:14,680 HE LAUGHS 218 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:17,080 Oh, I don't believe anything you say. 219 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,520 IAIN: Sorry, what did he say? 220 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,800 I was just getting a pedicure off a chipmunk. 221 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:30,120 The seeing of this next unseen clip is not the problem. 222 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:31,520 It's the hearing of it. 223 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:33,760 It should really have come with a health warning. 224 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:38,200 Here's Olivia putting the "C" into "rap". Brace yourselves. 225 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:40,920 BEATBOXING Give me a beat! 226 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:45,160 SHE RAPS: Here in the villa Having the best time 227 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,480 Erm... Fucking hell. 228 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:50,920 The boys cooked and it was a crime LAUGHTER 229 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:57,160 Hurry up and get me some wine ALL: Yeah! 230 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:01,480 All us girls are looking so fine CHEERING 231 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:04,120 Boys are idiots And they make us shine 232 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,360 ALL: Yay! 233 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,480 The boys are average But we are fine! 234 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:11,000 CHEERING 235 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:13,120 Right, we've definitely been in here too long. 236 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,800 We're starting to make up raps. 237 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,160 CLAUDIA: I definitely would not quit your day job, Olivia. 238 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:20,600 IAIN: Yes, Samie, you girls have been in the villa way too long. 239 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:23,080 So I'm gonna have a go at my own rap. 240 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:25,400 HE RAPS: Girls in the dressing room Doing their make-up 241 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,400 I know what Let's give it a shake-up 242 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,920 Oh, thanks very much. 243 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,200 Dab, dab! 244 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,520 TEXT ALERT 245 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,200 SAMIE GASPS I've got a text. 246 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:38,960 You're in a towel! 247 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,840 IAIN: Off they go to Casa Amor. 248 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:42,240 This is mad! 249 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:45,200 Oi, Jessie, shut the door! Oh, leave it, then. 250 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:52,880 The girls have all gone to Casa, leaving the boys alone in the villa. 251 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,400 But what are the lads up to? 252 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:57,560 Well, here's an unseen clip of Kai getting his step count up. 253 00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,840 With Shaq following very slowly behind. 254 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:04,600 So this makes me question... 255 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:09,040 Find out later. 256 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:12,360 # Come here, rude boy, boy Can you get it up? 257 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:17,440 # Come here, rude boy, boy Is you big enough...? # 258 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,480 This is Unseen Bits. 259 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:23,320 With Casa Amor, it's been like the dating Super Bowl. 260 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,920 and equally as entertaining. 261 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:28,800 Rihanna might be pregnant, but Shaq was also about to pop. 262 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:31,800 Argh! But there's no protective helmets in this game... 263 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:33,000 Argh! 264 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:36,440 ..the cheerleaders aren't quite as good... 265 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:37,720 SHE EXCLAIMS 266 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,560 ..or optimistic. 267 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,680 It's the calm before the storm. 268 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,920 They're playing defence. 269 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,480 And their singing is an offence. 270 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:48,840 CHEERING 271 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:51,160 Plus, Rihanna may have a bun in the oven, 272 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,880 but Shaq is also using his loaf. 273 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:56,280 I feel like bread without fucking... the girls here, bro. 274 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:57,360 You feel what? 275 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:02,480 You know, like, bread? Bread is just a loaf. Yeah? 276 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,600 It's just there, doesn't really do anything until it serves a purpose. 277 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:07,200 You know what I mean? 278 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,000 You can put it in a sand... You can use it... 279 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:12,840 It's great in a sandwich. SHAQ LAUGHS 280 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:16,280 What, until... Put yourself in a toaster, bro. 281 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,600 Put myself in a toaster. 282 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:21,960 THEY LAUGH 283 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,600 # Come here, rude boy, boy Can you get it up? # 284 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,520 Earlier we saw Kai sprint upstairs to the bedroom, 285 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:33,440 with Shaq following slowly behind. Well, here's... 286 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,480 HE CAWS 287 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,040 Oh, my God! 288 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:46,040 HE LAUGHS Fuck! 289 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,600 IAIN: Earlier, we saw the girls 290 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,440 looking like they'd just looted Primark 291 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,920 as they made a frantic dash to Casa Amor. 292 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,880 The high-pitched screams 293 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:05,840 not only attracted every stray dog from miles around... 294 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,840 SCREAMING 295 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:12,120 ..it also served as a mating call to a pack of sexy single boys 296 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:15,160 and their cue to slo-mo their way into the villa. 297 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,920 # Nice to meet you Enchante 298 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:21,760 # I like dirty dancin' and Champagne 299 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:25,240 # I don't even Need to know your name... # 300 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,720 IAIN: And while our ears are still ringing, 301 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:33,320 here are the unseen moments our eyes didn't get to see. 302 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:36,120 I went on a hen do this summer. God, I've been so many times. 303 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:40,200 And we went to the airport, and bought this dildo. Mum came. 304 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,760 She's like, 73, bless her. You did not put it in her suitcase? 305 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,480 Yeah, no, I put it in her bag! Fuck's sake. I put it in her bag. 306 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,240 So, we put it through airport security, 307 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,400 and the security guard went, "Excuse me, 308 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,720 "can you explain to me everything that's in this bag?" 309 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,600 She was like, "Erm, some sandals, some jewellery. 310 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:57,680 "And I-I think somebody might have put a dildo in there." 311 00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,440 He was like, "You mean this?" And got it out. 312 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,680 Everyone started laughing. 313 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:03,600 So, when did you come out of the Navy? How many years ago? 314 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,600 Like, September time last year. 315 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,120 So you're good at making a bed, then? 316 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:10,400 Yeah, I can make a bed. And flipping a coin on it. 317 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,240 Yeah. Do they do that, or is that old school? 318 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:14,240 Flipping a coin? Yeah, flipping a coin on the bed, 319 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,800 make sure it bounces. Got to be tight. 320 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,360 Never heard of that in my life. Shut up! 321 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,320 They do it in movies all the time. Really? 322 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:20,800 Did you not know about that? Nah. 323 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,280 But I didn't pull anyone for a chat. 324 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,600 And then I was there and I thought, "Fuck it, yeah." Yeah. 325 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:28,280 "I'll speak to Lana." Got to get on job. That's how it works in here. 326 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,960 I actually really don't like that phrase either. 327 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,920 You lot just seem to be saying it naturally. 328 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,160 Oh, no, we just say it all the time. 329 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,440 Yeah, we say it all the time. Everyone's like, "On job." 330 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,240 When we do speeches, "On job, on job." 331 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,800 D'you wanna go get some chocolate? 332 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:44,120 IAIN: Yeah, Frankie. Comfort eat your way out of the fact 333 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,240 you dissed our Islanders' favourite new phrase. 334 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:55,560 Earlier, the girls snuck out in such a hurry to get to Casa Amor 335 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,440 they didn't have time to grab their stuff. 336 00:15:57,480 --> 00:16:01,080 So here are some unseen clips of the boys packing for them. 337 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:04,640 KAI: Bro, I'm packing bare jumpers. Bare baggy shit. 338 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:05,880 CASEY: I wish I had a sister. 339 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:09,520 Then I'd probably understand more what girls wear. 340 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:12,960 I've got no idea how to pack a girl's suitcase, to be honest. 341 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,960 I'm packing probably bikinis which I think are underwear, 342 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,800 and it's all a bit crazy downstairs. 343 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,000 What the fuck is this? 344 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:24,680 Oh, it's a top. Five guesses what the fuck that is. 345 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,680 Oh, that's nice. No, it's not. 346 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,320 Yeah, I think I'm done. Only one pair of heels. 347 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,760 What the hell is that? How the... What is this? 348 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,240 What is that? It's like a bungee jump thing. 349 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,600 LAUGHTER 350 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:41,440 No, no, Tanya told me she does karate. She's a black belt. 351 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,000 Shut up, bro. Shut the fuck up! 352 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:46,200 Shall I pack it for her? Just to... Yeah. I'm gonna pack it for her. 353 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:49,000 Oh, who's farted? That actually stinks. Kai, is that you? 354 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,400 KAI: Yeah. Jesus! 355 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,920 IAIN: And here are some unseen clips 356 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:56,040 of how much the girls appreciated the boys' efforts. Not! 357 00:16:56,080 --> 00:17:00,480 This isn't even my dress! No! Why has he given me jeans?! 358 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,240 JESSIE: Five skirts and no tops! 359 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,000 The boys packed us NOTHING. 360 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:10,960 OK, I'm sorry, but this is shit. This is not what I wanted! 361 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:16,200 CLAUDIA: I've got no pyjamas. All I've got is fucking pyjamas! 362 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:20,160 This is actually broken. Does anyone wanna wear this bikini tomorrow? 363 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,480 SHE LAUGHS 364 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:25,320 What is that?! Why did he pack me the shorts but not the top? 365 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:28,760 Will's put only long skirts in. 366 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,040 He packed me his jumper, his hat... 367 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:34,920 and then, like, pyjamas and long skirts. 368 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,880 Oh, my God, guys, he's packed me dirty things. 369 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,480 Oh, no! ALL LAUGHING 370 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,640 I don't even have a bikini. 371 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:47,360 Will did not pack me one single bikini! 372 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,200 I don't think I have any make-up either. 373 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:52,840 IAIN: Back in the villa, 374 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:56,600 Casey and Will were made up they didn't pack all of the girls' stuff. 375 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,240 MUSIC: 'Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairy' 376 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,840 CHUCKLES 377 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,120 LAUGHS 378 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,920 THEY CACKLE 379 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:42,400 I'm proper tired, man. Please... 380 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,240 Shaq looks so pretty. 381 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,920 CHUCKLING 382 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,480 Am I bleeding? 383 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,840 THEY CHUCKLE 384 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,080 What the fuck is on my lips, bro? 385 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,360 Are you bleeding? Are you bleeding? 386 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,880 I thought it was blood. 387 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,080 Oh, you pricks! 388 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,480 LAUGHTER 389 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:16,840 You fucking pricks. 390 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,680 Yes, they are, Shaq. 391 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,000 Oh, my days. 392 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:30,360 With the OG boys not around to make them their usual morning coffees, 393 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:34,640 the girls are having to rely on the new Casa lads to perk them up. 394 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:38,000 Not so much baristas, as embarrass-tas. 395 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,200 Check this out. 396 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,000 Samie, what you having? 397 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,960 Can I have an iced coffee? 398 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,520 Do you know how to make an iced coffee? 399 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,160 Yeah, I'll give it a go. An iced coffee with oat milk, please. 400 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,000 I know how to make the best iced coffee 401 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,440 in the north-east, by the way. 402 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,720 Ha! Anyone want any tips, shout us. 403 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,560 Trust me. Yeah? 404 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,320 Got a great eye for it. 405 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:01,800 Fucking hell. BOYS GROAN 406 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:07,240 Have a smell of that. Wait there, I need a spoon in. 407 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,960 I just put my fingers in that. LAUGHTER 408 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,320 Did you? 409 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:15,160 Samie, here we go. Ha! Thank you. 410 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,720 Try that. Cheers. 411 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,280 I want to see your... reaction. 412 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,800 It's nice. Sweet. 413 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,280 Mmm, I like it. 414 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:24,720 It's the perfect coffee. Perfect! 415 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,000 Yeah, it's nice. Amazing. 416 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,440 Congratulations, boys, 417 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,160 it's good to know that when you leave here, 418 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,320 Love Island's loss will be Starbucks' gain. 419 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,600 But I think you lot have had too much caffeine. 420 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:34,720 It's hot. 421 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,600 Ah! Yes, boys! Pumped on! 422 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:39,840 So while the caffeine was kicking in over at Casa, 423 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,640 back at the villa, something else 424 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,680 was about to get their hearts racing. 425 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,480 Oh, shit. Oh, my God. 426 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,720 # Where my girls Where my girls at...? # 427 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:51,400 As six new girls headed towards the Villa. 428 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:55,640 # Yeah, this the type of thing I'm looking for 429 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,120 # Where my girls Where my girls at? # 430 00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,520 And here's some unseen bits, 431 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:02,400 proving that the new girls were very much the boys' cup of tea. 432 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,240 How are you feeling? I'm good. 433 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:05,840 I'm really good. Good. 434 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,680 It's, erm, it's nice to have new faces. 435 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:11,000 I know, it's exciting, isn't it? New personalities. 436 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:14,280 Oh, God, look at him! He's hil... 437 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,800 Like, you have no idea what you're in for. 438 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:20,880 Oh, he's wild, but I love it. He doesn't stop either. 439 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,080 That might burn your bum. Oh, that is gonna burn my bum! 440 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,360 Yeah, look, come on. Holy hell. 441 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,320 Holy hell! Do you put water on it? 442 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,400 Yeah. Urgh! What is that?! 443 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,880 There's loads of bugs in here. Argh! 444 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,640 Oh, look at this. Oh, God! 445 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:36,880 THEY LAUGH 446 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,000 You asked me out on a date. 447 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,840 You're like, "Hey, babe, I wanna cook for you. 448 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,200 "I wanna do you a three-course meal." What you cooking me? 449 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,320 What, starter, main, desert? Yeah, yeah, yeah! 450 00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:47,800 Obviously, you gotta splash it out. Starter, probably do some calamari. 451 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,920 Oh! Tick! Love a bit of calamari. 452 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:53,040 Ha! Then the main, we'll keep it seafoody. 453 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,120 Yeah, all right. 454 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,040 Go for a paella. All right. 455 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,240 For dessert, it depends on what you like. 456 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,440 Do you like a fruity sort of vibe? No. 457 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:01,480 No? OK. 458 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,960 Decadent. I've never heard of that. 459 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,280 What do you...? What is that? 460 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:06,960 That's just a word. Oh! 461 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,480 I thought we were talking, fucking, erm, about a dessert. 462 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:12,240 No, I mean, you want it to be really decadent. 463 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,480 So, chocolate... Oh, yeah. 464 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,960 You would classify chocolate as decadent. Oh, yeah. 465 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,240 What do I like? I would say if I could build, like, 466 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,600 the perfect guy out of all of you, right... Yeah. 467 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,760 I say I would take Will's personality. 468 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,280 Yeah. He's the funniest guy you will meet. 469 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:28,360 He's just so, like, crazy, wild, laid-back. He doesn't care. 470 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,560 He doesn't. Erm, probably Tom's height. 471 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,720 Yeah, 6'5". Don't blame you. Yeah. 472 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,360 Maybe, like, Shaq's build. Yeah, he's a big bloke. 473 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,520 And, actually... And your charm. You're very charming. 474 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,440 RON CHUCKLES Yeah, yeah. I'd say that. 475 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,400 That would be the perfect guy. There you go. 476 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,720 At least I've got some of the traits in there. I know. 477 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,440 I don't really have a hair-colour type, 478 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:51,600 or a type in the sense that if I can be myself around someone, 479 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,240 that's all I want, really. 480 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,360 Yeah, but I feel like... To be as weird as possible. 481 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,600 ..you can do that with everyone. Do you think? 482 00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:00,600 Yeah. I feel like you're confident and weird, in a good way. 483 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,680 Yeah. Are you? Yeah. 484 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,400 How weird are were we talking, then? Will you do me the dragon? 485 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,240 GAME OF THRONES THEME PLAYS 486 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,120 Will you do me the dragon? 487 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,160 THEY SHRIEK 488 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,800 THEY LAUGH 489 00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:19,480 Did you watch Game Of Thrones? Did I fuck! No. 490 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:21,800 RECORD SCRATCHES What?! I'm just really into dragons. 491 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,600 Well, that's weird. 492 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,240 IAIN: I think you'd love Game Of Thrones. 493 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,880 Will, the girls are even more scantily clad than on this show. 494 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,840 And they have dragons! 495 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:39,560 Here's an unseen clip of the girls 496 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,760 sitting around the fire pit in Casa Amor 497 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,000 discussing what they look for in a boy. 498 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,120 I dunno. Like, smile, eyes... 499 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,200 Just a good hairline, a beard, tall, tattoos. 500 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:52,360 I love how it's the good hairline. And I want someone who is just kind. 501 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,920 Lets find out later. 502 00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:02,240 # Take me back Back, back, back... # 503 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,240 IAIN STIRLING: This is Unseen Bits. 504 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,640 It's Casa Amor, and we've got two villas on the go - 505 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,360 that's not only twice as many Islanders, 506 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,920 but twice as many twinkly festoon lights. 507 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,880 The electricity bill is costing a fortune. 508 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:17,240 # Take me back Back, back, back, back... # 509 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,480 But there is a weird energy bolt coursing through the Islanders... 510 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,720 ..and it's burning so bright they're having to wear shades in bed. 511 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,400 I'm so smart. It feels like I'm in a seat. Cool. 512 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,280 There will always be sceptics. 513 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:35,400 But the truth of what really fuels the villa 514 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,080 is written on the novelty doormat. 515 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,920 "This house runs on prosecco." We've got, erm, 516 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:43,000 "Don't beware of the dogs, beware of the owners." 517 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,440 LAUGHTER 518 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,080 Ah, that's so witty (!) 519 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:50,600 You'd love my "beer o'clock" tea towel, 520 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,600 and my, "Live, laugh, love" stencil on my kitchen wall. 521 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,360 They're hysterical! 522 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,120 Before the break, we saw the girls 523 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,000 sitting around the fire pit in Casa Amor, 524 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,160 discussing what they look for in a boy. 525 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:06,800 Like, smile, eyes. Just a good hairline, a beard, tall, tattoos. 526 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,040 That's a good one. And I want someone who is... 527 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,120 Well, here's... 528 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:15,360 LANA GASPS, LAUGHTER 529 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,280 Oh, no. What happened? 530 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,680 What the fuck?! I don't know. 531 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,440 LAUGHING: I'm so sorry. 532 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:25,360 Oh, no, we need to go and sort this. I'm so sorry. 533 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,600 SHE SQUEALS 534 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,120 Lana? Shit! 535 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,120 Oh! I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, I don't know what happened. 536 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,240 Liv, your bum's wet. Oh, no. 537 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:36,200 Oh, fuck! I don't know what happened. 538 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,320 Why is it funny? HAIRDRYER BLASTS 539 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:42,160 They better not air that. LAUGHTER 540 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,160 No, of course we wouldn't, Olivia. 541 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,880 Oops, too late, we already have, sorry. 542 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:57,280 This week saw the return of a Casa Amor Love Island classic - 543 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,800 Raunchy Races. 544 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,720 But there was a typo on my script, and it said "Raunchy Faces", 545 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,160 which is why you're all seeing this unseen clip 546 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,640 of the Islanders' facial impressions. 547 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:10,200 # Relax, don't do it When you wanna go to it 548 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:14,320 # Relax, don't do it When you wanna come 549 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:18,880 # Relax, don't do it When you wanna suck it, chew it 550 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:23,520 # Relax, don't do it When you wanna come 551 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,400 # Come. # 552 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:31,560 Being sexy and fiercely competitive, well, it is a dating show, 553 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:34,600 our Islanders dived straight into the Raunchy Races... 554 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,360 # Let's go Yo... # 555 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:39,520 ..and following a well-timed text off yours truly... 556 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:40,840 TEXT ALERT 557 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,280 Underwater snog with the Islander you think is the sexiest. Go! 558 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,760 Go, Go, go, go. ..the Islanders received a text at the same time, 559 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,640 and whoever did the challenge fastest, won. 560 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:52,080 Yeah! CHEERING 561 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:55,680 And here are the Raunchy Races you didn't get to see. 562 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:01,960 Obviously, "raunchy" is gonna be spicy. 563 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,480 You know, it's gonna be cheeky! 564 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,120 TEXT ALERT 565 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,680 Have a three-way kiss with the two Islanders you fancy the most. 566 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,280 Right, Casey, Tom, quick, quick, quick. Oh! 567 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,320 Yeah! CHEERING 568 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:16,200 I kissed Tom. LAUGHTER 569 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:20,320 Olivia and Lana. Oh, my God. Go, Go, go, go. 570 00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:21,800 CHEERING 571 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,920 The villa were fastest. CHEERING 572 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,560 What? Why? 573 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:33,240 Seductively lick the leg of the Islander you think is the tastiest. 574 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:34,760 Ooh. Tastiest? 575 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,680 Go, go, go, go. Go, go, go. 576 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,920 CHEERING 577 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,280 Hey. Ooh! 578 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,600 Right, stop, done, done. SHE RETCHES 579 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:48,840 Lovely (!) I was about... I was gonna get my... 580 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:52,000 You looked really clean. I was gonna get my Croc off. Sorry? 581 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,480 I was trying to take my Croc off, 582 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,480 I thought she was gonna lick up my toes and legs. 583 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,000 And everyone looked at me funny 584 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,960 and thought I said something else instead of "Croc." 585 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,680 I'll let you use your imagination. 586 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,560 I mean, I didn't shave my legs today, so... 587 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,080 unlucky for you. LAUGHTER 588 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:10,720 TEXT ALERT Casa Amor were fastest. 589 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,240 Oh, my days. 590 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,520 CHEERING 591 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,600 ALL: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 592 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,280 Happy, focus, thinking caps on. 593 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:23,240 TEXT ALERT The boy with the smallest feet 594 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:26,040 must suck the toes of the girl they fancy most. 595 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,640 Ten, ten. I'm nine. ALL SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER 596 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,120 Oh, my God. 597 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,480 CHEERING 598 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:36,400 I must admit, not a fan of sucking toes. 599 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,160 Don't suck toes on the outside. 600 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,440 People were asking, "How was it?" 601 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:45,040 I'm no toe connoisseur, I have absolutely no idea. 602 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,440 LAUGHTER Yeah! 603 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:49,960 APPLAUSE Yeah, done it very well. 604 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,960 I'm sorry. I'm here for it. 605 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,480 Casa Amor were fastest. I knew it. 606 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:59,040 CHEERING Whoo! 607 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:00,760 Any Islander who speaks a second language 608 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,640 should ask for a kiss in that language 609 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,680 from the Islander they fancy the most. 610 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,560 Anyone speak another language? A little bit. 611 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:07,760 SHE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE 612 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,840 Go, go, go. Is this a kiss, or what? 613 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,000 GASPING, CHEERING 614 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,720 Can anyone else speak another language? 615 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,480 Je... Je m'appelle... 616 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,720 HE CHUCKLES Je m'appelle Will. 617 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,880 Absolutely fucked it there, didn't I? 618 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:26,000 IAIN: As we all know, it was the main villa that won the challenge. 619 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:30,080 Whoo! We won the party. And it is buzzin'! 620 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,560 ALL CHANT: Villa! Villa! Villa! 621 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,960 If you ask me, the Love Island Villa is the Eighth Wonder Of The World. 622 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,160 And I don't care what anyone "sphinx"! 623 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:47,280 The entire aesthetic is inspired by ancient Egyptian culture. 624 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:50,400 MUSIC: 'Walk Like an Egyptian' by The Bangles 625 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,320 IAIN: Like the ancient Egyptians, 626 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,960 our designers use a form of indecipherable hieroglyphics. 627 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,680 And the fire pit, kitchen and pool areas 628 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:03,160 are also inspired by ancient Egyptian symbolism. 629 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,520 They wanted to fill the pool with asses' milk, 630 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:07,760 but we had to draw the line somewhere. 631 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,280 Other than that, the place is a trove of hidden treasures 632 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,040 buried deep inside the villa. 633 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,800 Let me wrap you up. All right. Like a mummy. 634 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,800 Just... You have to sit up, then. 635 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:19,160 Yeah, put your legs out. 636 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,280 THEY LAUGH 637 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:26,240 Now we can get more of these. I'll grab the one off my bed. 638 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:27,720 We were just messing about. 639 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,480 We always do stupid stuff in that bedroom. 640 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:31,800 Just wrestling each other a bit. 641 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,520 Right, mine's tight. 642 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,240 CASEY CHUCKLES 643 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,200 THEY LAUGH 644 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,520 I thought, "Yeah, why not? Let's give it a go." 645 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:43,520 WILL EXHALES Hello, Mister! 646 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,720 Wait, make sure he can't get that hand out, Will, cos he can untie it. 647 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,600 Little did I know that they were gonna tie me up 648 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,440 so I couldn't move an inch of my life and tickle me. 649 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:55,520 LAUGHTER 650 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,280 He's a bit of a wriggler, do you know what I mean? 651 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:02,440 Wriggles about a lot. 652 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,080 So when we really wanted to get that good tickle timing in, 653 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,720 he couldn't move, bless him. 654 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,840 LAUGHTER 655 00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:17,240 OK, OK. time out, time out, time out. 656 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,480 I get three time outs. I get three time outs. 657 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,160 All right. Oh, OK. 658 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:23,880 LAUGHTER 659 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,840 Nym-nym-nym. Nym-nym-nym. 660 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,600 LAUGHTER 661 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,280 Help! Please! 662 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:31,600 Please! 663 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,480 LAUGHING: Please! Have mercy. 664 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,000 He literally couldn't move. 665 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,200 We could have done anything we wanted. 666 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,320 HE LAUGHS It was so funny. 667 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,560 Could you tickle him? Tickle his feet. 668 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:44,640 CASEY LAUGHS 669 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:49,080 LAUGHTER 670 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,240 Kai, help. Kai, help. Please! Please! 671 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:55,680 Kai, help! I'm tied up. It doesn't take three of you. 672 00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,960 CASEY LAUGHS 673 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,600 Time out! 674 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,560 All right. See you in a bit, mate. 675 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:07,320 It was not fun for me. I'm definitely gonna get my payback. 676 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:10,720 IAIN: I hope that unseen bit tickled you as much as it did Casey. 677 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,119 Be it Casa or the main villa, 678 00:32:20,159 --> 00:32:22,399 our Islanders have nowhere to hide from our cameras. 679 00:32:22,439 --> 00:32:24,519 We're monitoring their every move. 680 00:32:24,559 --> 00:32:27,239 Plus, of course, we log all the snogs. 681 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:31,239 MUSIC: 'Kiss' by Prince And The Revolution 682 00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:40,919 And there was one kiss in particular that set tongues wagging 683 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,519 in more ways than one. 684 00:32:42,559 --> 00:32:43,759 I kind of want another one. 685 00:32:43,799 --> 00:32:45,639 Do you? Yeah, a little bit. 686 00:32:45,679 --> 00:32:48,159 HE LAUGHS A little bit 687 00:32:48,199 --> 00:32:49,959 Well, I would come up and... 688 00:32:49,999 --> 00:32:52,599 So, am I gonna get...? Yeah, I think you're gonna have to. 689 00:32:52,639 --> 00:32:54,039 HE LAUGHS 690 00:32:59,839 --> 00:33:03,479 IAIN: Here are some unseen bits of what I'm calling Straddlegate. 691 00:33:03,519 --> 00:33:06,559 Actually, I straddled a gate once, it was a bit too high for me. 692 00:33:06,599 --> 00:33:08,479 Hurt like hell, let me tell you. 693 00:33:08,519 --> 00:33:10,439 Tell me why I straddled him, please. 694 00:33:10,479 --> 00:33:12,639 Like, I fully, like... No, you didn't! 695 00:33:12,679 --> 00:33:14,079 GASPING 696 00:33:14,119 --> 00:33:15,679 I fully went in for a kiss. 697 00:33:15,719 --> 00:33:17,239 LAUGHTER 698 00:33:17,279 --> 00:33:18,679 Then she went... 699 00:33:18,719 --> 00:33:20,959 She went like this. 700 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,599 LAUGHTER 701 00:33:26,799 --> 00:33:29,719 LAUGHING: She straddled me. 702 00:33:29,759 --> 00:33:31,439 LAUGHTER 703 00:33:31,479 --> 00:33:32,999 I was like... 704 00:33:33,039 --> 00:33:34,399 LAUGHTER 705 00:33:36,159 --> 00:33:37,479 It was a really good kiss. 706 00:33:37,519 --> 00:33:40,199 It was a little longer than the last one. It was? Yeah? 707 00:33:40,239 --> 00:33:42,839 It was a really good kiss. He's a really good kisser. 708 00:33:42,879 --> 00:33:46,039 Fucking hell. Like, even talk... Like, fucking hell. 709 00:33:46,079 --> 00:33:48,839 Like, even talking about it, my stomach... 710 00:33:48,879 --> 00:33:51,159 Fuck, he just... SHE SQUEALS 711 00:33:51,199 --> 00:33:52,799 That's what we like. 712 00:33:52,839 --> 00:33:54,239 Oh, God! 713 00:33:54,279 --> 00:33:57,439 Was it nice? LAUGHTER 714 00:33:57,479 --> 00:34:03,199 It was nice. Nice kiss? Yeah, it was a nice kiss. 715 00:34:04,559 --> 00:34:07,119 I just didn't expect to be straddled. No. 716 00:34:07,159 --> 00:34:09,599 IAIN: A "straddle on the terrace" sounds like a cocktail. 717 00:34:09,639 --> 00:34:10,319 I quite fancy one myself, actually. 718 00:34:11,159 --> 00:34:13,959 Let's go. Three, two, one... Now! 719 00:34:15,879 --> 00:34:17,599 IAIN: This is Unseen Bits, 720 00:34:17,759 --> 00:34:20,319 the show that takes its cue from relationship mayhem 721 00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:21,719 unleashed on the main show. 722 00:34:21,759 --> 00:34:23,879 We're not just about the romances 723 00:34:23,919 --> 00:34:25,679 and the bromances. 724 00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:28,759 Instead, we let the extraordinary everyday lives of our Islanders 725 00:34:28,799 --> 00:34:31,919 lead us on a merry dance. You're just bouncing, bro. 726 00:34:31,959 --> 00:34:34,759 How do we do it, then? Why do you want to learn? 727 00:34:34,799 --> 00:34:36,239 The vibes are infectious... 728 00:34:36,279 --> 00:34:38,319 Oh, my God! Buzzing! 729 00:34:38,359 --> 00:34:41,439 Take me back, take me back, take me back. 730 00:34:41,479 --> 00:34:45,519 ..the sun is shining and it's frying the boys' minds. 731 00:34:45,559 --> 00:34:47,599 I think it's going that way, no? Going that way. 732 00:34:47,639 --> 00:34:49,479 If it's going that way, it's still morning. 733 00:34:49,519 --> 00:34:51,079 What about if it's going that way? Huh? 734 00:34:51,119 --> 00:34:52,719 Going that way. If it was going that way? 735 00:34:52,759 --> 00:34:54,239 Yeah. What if it's going that way? 736 00:34:54,279 --> 00:34:57,079 Then we're in a bit of a pickle if it's going that way! 737 00:34:57,119 --> 00:35:00,759 Just the finest sunkissed clips selected just for you. 738 00:35:00,799 --> 00:35:02,639 You might be tired, but come on, everyone... 739 00:35:02,679 --> 00:35:05,199 make some noise! 740 00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:06,479 Meow. 741 00:35:10,959 --> 00:35:12,279 Prrr. 742 00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:13,639 THEY SNIGGER 743 00:35:15,439 --> 00:35:17,119 Ow-ow! 744 00:35:19,079 --> 00:35:20,759 Wah-wah-wah! 745 00:35:23,039 --> 00:35:25,959 TOM GRUNTS 746 00:35:34,079 --> 00:35:36,959 Despite it looking like a 24/7 party, 747 00:35:36,999 --> 00:35:39,519 life in the villa can sometimes be quite dull. 748 00:35:39,559 --> 00:35:41,719 So when something out of the ordinary happens, 749 00:35:41,759 --> 00:35:43,919 the Islanders wet themselves with excitement. 750 00:35:43,959 --> 00:35:46,639 Luckily, Tom was already heading to the bathroom. 751 00:35:46,679 --> 00:35:47,999 Tom, where you going? 752 00:35:48,039 --> 00:35:49,799 Just to the toilet. I'll be two minutes. 753 00:35:49,839 --> 00:35:51,279 Toilet. He's like a child. 754 00:35:51,319 --> 00:35:53,279 Pfft. Fuck me, bruv. 755 00:35:53,319 --> 00:35:56,359 And Tom's not the only one who's like a big kid. 756 00:35:56,399 --> 00:35:59,039 Look, I bought myself a new toy! Cooey! 757 00:35:59,079 --> 00:36:03,479 MUSIC: 'Danger Zone' by Kenny Loggins 758 00:36:03,519 --> 00:36:05,799 Look, lads, I'm upside down! 759 00:36:05,839 --> 00:36:08,559 Oh, feel bit queasy now. 760 00:36:10,599 --> 00:36:12,519 Think it's just going to the shops or something. 761 00:36:12,559 --> 00:36:14,119 No shop runs for me, Ron, 762 00:36:14,159 --> 00:36:17,559 I'm starting my own airline - IainsyJet. 763 00:36:17,599 --> 00:36:19,479 Must have a few quid to spend it on fuel. 764 00:36:19,519 --> 00:36:20,919 Fuel, schmuel. 765 00:36:20,959 --> 00:36:23,399 As long as the little red fuel light doesn't come on, I'll... 766 00:36:23,439 --> 00:36:25,239 Oh, dear. 767 00:36:25,279 --> 00:36:27,999 Do you reckon he's got scared? 768 00:36:28,039 --> 00:36:32,879 # Highway to the Danger Zone... # 769 00:36:33,999 --> 00:36:35,759 Well, I wasn't, but now I see the fuel gauge, 770 00:36:35,799 --> 00:36:37,239 I've totally lost my nerve. 771 00:36:37,279 --> 00:36:39,759 Oh, my God, I'm gonna barf! 772 00:36:39,799 --> 00:36:41,359 Oh, my days, Thomas. 773 00:36:41,399 --> 00:36:45,359 Is Tom all right? I think he's doing a shit. 774 00:36:45,399 --> 00:36:47,719 Fucking said two minutes, the fucking idiot. 775 00:36:47,759 --> 00:36:50,959 Tom, hurry up! I'm gonna do a loop the loop! 776 00:36:50,999 --> 00:36:55,599 # Highway to the Danger Zone. # 777 00:36:55,639 --> 00:36:58,679 Where is he? He's right there. 778 00:36:59,959 --> 00:37:01,999 Hiya, Tom! 779 00:37:03,319 --> 00:37:05,239 He's a real daredevil. 780 00:37:05,279 --> 00:37:07,719 Don't get many of them these days. 781 00:37:07,759 --> 00:37:09,799 I'm not a daredevil. Please, do something! 782 00:37:09,839 --> 00:37:13,039 Mayday, Mayday! Help me! 783 00:37:13,079 --> 00:37:16,879 Have you seen what it says on his, erm, on his plane? 784 00:37:16,919 --> 00:37:19,599 Casa Amor. 785 00:37:19,639 --> 00:37:23,919 Oh, no, it doesn't. It says, "All the girls are re-coupling." 786 00:37:23,959 --> 00:37:25,439 Never mind re-coupling, 787 00:37:25,479 --> 00:37:27,599 they'll be re-coupling my legs to my torso 788 00:37:27,639 --> 00:37:30,799 if you don't just stop sitting there, and do something! 789 00:37:36,599 --> 00:37:39,759 Well, that was terrifying, but it seems that even back on the ground 790 00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:41,719 there is still plenty to be scared of, 791 00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:44,919 as we discovered a few weeks ago in our Beach Hut Bonanza! 792 00:37:44,959 --> 00:37:46,919 I used to be just like, "No, argh!" 793 00:37:46,959 --> 00:37:50,079 As soon as I see a spider, especially a big spider, 794 00:37:50,119 --> 00:37:53,039 I'm out, I'm gone. This is making my skin itch already. 795 00:37:53,079 --> 00:37:55,519 But that was BC, Before Claudia, 796 00:37:55,559 --> 00:37:58,719 meaning we didn't have a Scooby about her fears or phobias. 797 00:37:58,759 --> 00:38:00,359 Until now. 798 00:38:00,399 --> 00:38:03,359 My biggest fear in life is spiders. Oh, I hate spiders. 799 00:38:03,399 --> 00:38:06,159 No, as in, we're not gonna work, are we? Cos I will... 800 00:38:06,199 --> 00:38:08,399 I will literally be the one jumping on the bed, like... 801 00:38:08,439 --> 00:38:09,999 I'll actually have to grow some balls. 802 00:38:10,039 --> 00:38:13,079 They make me feel physically sick. Do you know what, like? 803 00:38:13,119 --> 00:38:16,359 When people have, like, them on their hand.... No. 804 00:38:16,399 --> 00:38:18,559 ..and let them, like, walk. No, can't do it. 805 00:38:18,599 --> 00:38:20,799 But you've been to Australia. D'you see any out there? 806 00:38:20,839 --> 00:38:22,719 You know what? No, I didn't. Everyone was like, 807 00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:25,639 "When you go to the toilet, lift up the seat check there's no spiders." 808 00:38:25,679 --> 00:38:28,199 And then you couldn't go in the sea at night cos there was, like, 809 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,119 a crocodile on the loose on the beach. 810 00:38:30,159 --> 00:38:31,399 And then there's great whites. 811 00:38:31,439 --> 00:38:33,519 Then you've got to swim, like, in these nets, 812 00:38:33,559 --> 00:38:35,959 so jellyfish don't sting you. I don't know how people do it. 813 00:38:35,999 --> 00:38:38,119 I don't know how people do it in Australia. No. 814 00:38:38,159 --> 00:38:39,999 You're suffering from a very common condition 815 00:38:40,039 --> 00:38:41,599 called Australia-phobia, Claudia. 816 00:38:41,639 --> 00:38:43,879 I get it every time we play them at rugby. 817 00:38:43,919 --> 00:38:46,079 So we were talking about it and Jessie was saying, 818 00:38:46,119 --> 00:38:48,239 the huntsman, she said they are absolutely massive. 819 00:38:48,279 --> 00:38:49,879 Spider? They go in your car. 820 00:38:49,919 --> 00:38:52,359 I do not want no crawly things all over me, thank you very much. 821 00:38:52,399 --> 00:38:54,999 And people say you're meant to eat eight in your lifetime. 822 00:38:55,039 --> 00:38:57,759 I'm like... What? You're supposed to eat eight spiders? 823 00:38:57,799 --> 00:39:00,279 Yeah, because you sleep with your mouth open. 824 00:39:00,319 --> 00:39:02,879 I don't sleep with my mouth open. You do, you definitely do. 825 00:39:02,919 --> 00:39:04,639 No, I really don't. No, I don't. 826 00:39:04,679 --> 00:39:07,399 IAIN: When you say you're supposed to eat eight spiders 827 00:39:07,439 --> 00:39:09,959 in your lifetime, Claudia, remember that that's an estimate, 828 00:39:09,999 --> 00:39:11,999 not an actual legal requirement. 829 00:39:20,215 --> 00:39:21,508 Over the years, Love Island 830 00:39:21,548 --> 00:39:24,348 has become part of the fabric of British culture, like Shakespeare. 831 00:39:24,388 --> 00:39:26,628 And nothing sums up the romance, regret, intrigue 832 00:39:26,668 --> 00:39:28,628 and wavering loyalties of our epic drama 833 00:39:28,668 --> 00:39:30,748 than the post-Casa re-coupling. 834 00:39:33,108 --> 00:39:35,268 Enter the leading lady. 835 00:39:35,308 --> 00:39:38,788 DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC 836 00:39:50,348 --> 00:39:54,348 IAIN: Let us begin our dramatic story, told in three acts. 837 00:39:55,828 --> 00:39:58,108 We had the history. 838 00:40:00,068 --> 00:40:01,948 A leopard never changes her spots. 839 00:40:04,028 --> 00:40:06,348 I actually meant it when I said that I love you. 840 00:40:08,548 --> 00:40:10,588 I think that's just history. 841 00:40:13,028 --> 00:40:14,788 IAIN: We saw the tragedy. 842 00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:19,148 DRAMATIC, TRAGIC MUSIC 843 00:40:30,148 --> 00:40:33,308 I... honestly feel like the worst human. 844 00:40:35,028 --> 00:40:37,908 IAIN: The comedy. Actually, there was no comedy. 845 00:40:37,948 --> 00:40:39,588 Just an unseen prelude. 846 00:40:39,628 --> 00:40:41,908 Which showed that before any epic showdown, 847 00:40:41,948 --> 00:40:43,908 there are always backstage nerves. 848 00:40:43,948 --> 00:40:45,268 There's gonna be some shocks. 849 00:40:45,308 --> 00:40:47,468 If there's some shocks, I'll be like, "Pfft, wow." 850 00:40:47,508 --> 00:40:50,468 Gonna be like, "What?!" I'll fully vocalise my shock. 851 00:40:51,468 --> 00:40:53,588 KAI FARTS 852 00:40:53,628 --> 00:40:57,068 Who's farted? Sorry, bros. That one was me. 853 00:40:57,108 --> 00:40:58,588 Fuck's sake. 854 00:41:03,548 --> 00:41:08,228 IAIN: It's that time! It's... 855 00:41:13,268 --> 00:41:16,668 Earlier, I asked them to do their best celebrity impressions. 856 00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:19,628 Aw! Let's go! 857 00:41:19,668 --> 00:41:21,908 SULTRY: I'll be back. No, no, no, I can do it better! 858 00:41:21,948 --> 00:41:23,508 SAME TONE: I'll be back. 859 00:41:23,548 --> 00:41:24,628 Nope. 860 00:41:24,668 --> 00:41:27,068 Gemma Collins, the GC, babe. 861 00:41:27,108 --> 00:41:29,668 Oh, my God, my hair is frazzled! 862 00:41:29,708 --> 00:41:31,828 It's fuckin' frazzled! 863 00:41:31,868 --> 00:41:33,548 I'm claustrophobic, Darren. 864 00:41:33,588 --> 00:41:38,148 I'm all gamed out. I'm done with the games. I'm sick of playing games! 865 00:41:38,188 --> 00:41:39,868 LIV GIGGLES 866 00:41:39,908 --> 00:41:41,428 Taylor Swift, I'mma let you finish, 867 00:41:41,468 --> 00:41:44,348 but Beyonce got the best music video. 868 00:41:44,388 --> 00:41:45,908 Of all time! 869 00:41:47,068 --> 00:41:48,348 TANYA SQUEALS 870 00:41:48,388 --> 00:41:52,028 I wanna do, like, Michael McIntyre. He used to follow me on Twitter. 871 00:41:52,068 --> 00:41:54,668 Right, so, Will, you're coming out of retirement for this girl, 872 00:41:54,708 --> 00:41:57,948 and you've gone and kissed Layla. And now you're feeling all upset. 873 00:42:00,828 --> 00:42:03,268 Let's get fookin' mortal! 874 00:42:03,308 --> 00:42:06,108 Boris! It's the hair for me, the hair will be like this. 875 00:42:06,148 --> 00:42:08,388 You know, I mean, of course, you know, 876 00:42:08,428 --> 00:42:10,548 it wasn't really a party, but, you know, 877 00:42:10,588 --> 00:42:13,308 a bit of wine and cheese and things like that, you see. 878 00:42:13,348 --> 00:42:16,148 Oh, I can do Britney Spears. OK... 879 00:42:16,188 --> 00:42:22,228 # Oh, baby, baby How was I supposed to know? # 880 00:42:22,268 --> 00:42:25,348 You know off Family Guy, what's his name, Quagmire? 881 00:42:25,388 --> 00:42:27,228 Giggidy-giggedy-giggedy-giggedy. 882 00:42:27,268 --> 00:42:32,028 Hi, Lois. Me and Brian are gonna go for a few beers down The Clam. 883 00:42:32,068 --> 00:42:34,308 I really enjoy watching Friends. 884 00:42:34,348 --> 00:42:36,948 # Smelly cat, smelly cat... # 885 00:42:36,988 --> 00:42:38,468 How YOU doin'? 886 00:42:38,508 --> 00:42:43,068 We were on a break! That one was Ross. 887 00:42:43,108 --> 00:42:46,188 And that's how I'm probably feeling a little bit... 888 00:42:46,228 --> 00:42:47,508 a little bit like now. 889 00:42:47,548 --> 00:42:49,828 Whew. AS ROCKY: Adrian! 890 00:42:49,868 --> 00:42:51,828 Let me try, like, David Attenborough. 891 00:42:51,868 --> 00:42:55,348 AS ATTENBOROUGH: Here we are in the Love Island garden... 892 00:42:55,388 --> 00:42:57,868 We've got Casey, Tom and Will... 893 00:42:57,908 --> 00:43:02,028 Their female loved ones have gone out for the day, and they're lost. 894 00:43:02,068 --> 00:43:07,668 And we have Kai, the sloth. SHE LAUGHS 895 00:43:07,708 --> 00:43:08,828 Oh, man. 896 00:43:08,868 --> 00:43:12,228 You know what I could do? Scooby Doo. 897 00:43:12,268 --> 00:43:13,748 AS SCOOBY: Shaggy! 898 00:43:15,948 --> 00:43:17,548 I'd love to be a Bond girl. 899 00:43:19,668 --> 00:43:21,148 The name's Bond. 900 00:43:21,188 --> 00:43:22,468 James Bond. 901 00:43:22,508 --> 00:43:24,788 I think I sound too Aussie, don't I? 902 00:43:24,828 --> 00:43:26,188 Let me get into character. 903 00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:27,748 AS IAIN: Tonight... 904 00:43:27,788 --> 00:43:31,068 ..on Love Island... 905 00:43:31,108 --> 00:43:34,588 Two new girls... ..enter the villa. 906 00:43:34,628 --> 00:43:38,348 Terrace Tom is in trouble once again. 907 00:43:41,188 --> 00:43:44,508 IAIN: So, that's enough of that. Perfect time to end the show. 908 00:43:44,548 --> 00:43:46,228 See you all next time. 909 00:43:49,428 --> 00:43:51,428 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com