1 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:04,800 IAIN: This week has seen... 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:07,280 three new bombshells... 3 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:09,600 I don't owe any loyalties as of yet. 4 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:10,920 ..one dumping... 5 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:12,720 Queen Z is still looking for her king. 6 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:16,640 ..and a shocking secret kiss. 7 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:21,080 Tonight, it's time to get... 8 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:23,480 ..excited. 9 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:25,160 # I'm so excited... # 10 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:28,320 Welcome to your weekly fix of fun and flirting 11 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:30,440 that will show you another side of the Islanders. 12 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:31,920 # I'm so excited... # 13 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:32,960 Eugh! No! 14 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,040 So, lose control... 15 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:35,400 Why? Bye, Jessie! 16 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:36,840 Look, I've got it! Bye! 17 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:38,360 ..say it as it is... 18 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:41,160 You're not blonde. Am I not? 19 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:43,560 ..don't hide it... We are so cringe. 20 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:46,760 ..and it's time to make a big impression. 21 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:48,160 My head's gone! 22 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:51,640 Release your inner dragon... 23 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:53,720 and do the unexpected. 24 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:55,560 Popped again. Oh, my God. 25 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:58,040 Release the beast... HE GROANS 26 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:00,360 ..have an unexpected kiss... 27 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,160 THEY CHUCKLE 28 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:06,080 ..because tonight's the night the lols are gonna happen. 29 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:09,520 This is Love Island: Unseen Bits. 30 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:11,320 # I'm so excited. # 31 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:28,760 HE HUFFS Shoes are Dunks, black and white. 32 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:31,520 Shorts, eBay, baby blue. 33 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:35,320 Sunnies, baby blue, and it's Will, 34 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:39,800 ready to chill with you to talk about the thrill 35 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:42,400 that happened in the vil-la. 36 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:44,560 IAIN: Oi! Move over, that's my job. 37 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:49,240 # On the radio... # 38 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:52,040 Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits. 39 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,120 # Radio... # 40 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,640 And we're starting the show with a bang. 41 00:01:57,640 --> 00:01:59,280 Ow! Did you just bump your head? 42 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,480 Yes. 43 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:01,800 All right? Yeah. 44 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:03,960 As always, our Islanders have spent the week 45 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,680 discussing all the big questions. 46 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:07,720 What ranger would you be if you were a Power Ranger? 47 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,120 Red. Blue. I love blue. 48 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:11,720 I always said I'd be Red Ranger. Red's my favourite. 49 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:14,120 And working out their feelings for each other. 50 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:15,880 Yes, babe, work it! 51 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:19,000 At least I get to look at something sexy, 52 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:20,040 and so do you three. 53 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,680 THEY GIGGLE 54 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:24,000 And it's our job to take the best unseen bits 55 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:28,320 and squeeze them into an hour of spot-on entertainment. 56 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:30,400 Let me squeeze that one. It's got a blackhead in it. 57 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,640 HE GROANS 58 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,960 This is so horrid. I kind of want to watch as well. 59 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 You need to get it out of here. Go away. 60 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,360 No, I'm not, I'm sorting you out. 61 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:42,000 THEY GROANS AND HEAVE 62 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:43,040 Sorry, that was gross. 63 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:46,760 But fortunately, these guys are glamorous enough 64 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:47,800 to style it out. 65 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:48,840 Hey, girl. 66 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:50,520 Hey, girl. You look so cute. 67 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,040 You look so cute, and turn around and show us that booty. 68 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:54,720 'Ey, 'ey, that booty! 69 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,720 Hang on, Olivia has a question. 70 00:02:56,760 --> 00:03:00,760 Who's excited for tonight? THEY WHOOP 71 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,000 Oh, my God, we are so cringe. 72 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:05,120 You're not cringe at all, none of you. 73 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:06,800 Well, except maybe Will, 74 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,520 but he's part of the furniture these days. 75 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,680 Why don't we just use Will as a table? 76 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:13,600 Yes! It will be like tapas, 77 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:16,040 I can just go to everyone like this... 78 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,360 LAUGHTER 79 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:21,440 And just like tapas, sit back and let us bring you 80 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:24,160 lots of little plates of delicious unseen action. 81 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:27,320 # Radio, radio Heard it on the radio. # 82 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:32,080 When he's not cracking onto anything in a bikini, 83 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,720 Ron actually works as a financial adviser. 84 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:36,440 In this unseen bit, 85 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:40,880 he is explaining mortgage depreciation payments to the lads. 86 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,040 Fun. 87 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,000 I feel like Ron's in deep chat. Do you? 88 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:47,160 Yeah. Is it when he does this? Yeah. 89 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,920 AS RON: "So, boys... 90 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:51,920 "I just don't know my head's at." "I just don't know what to do!" 91 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,160 "I just fancy her so much." 92 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:55,480 "She's just my type..." 93 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,800 "She's my type on a paper..." "..to a T." 94 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:59,640 "..to a T, but..." 95 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:01,480 You sound like Catherine Tate! 96 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:05,160 HIGH-PITCHED: "I just don't know where my head's at!" 97 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,680 "Oh, my head is just mangled." 98 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,400 "It's just confused." 99 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:11,240 "My head's gone." 100 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:12,800 "I like Lana, 101 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:16,400 "but this girl's come in that's my type to a T." 102 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:19,320 "I like her, and we're getting on so well..." 103 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:23,800 "I'm happy, but could I be happier?" 104 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:27,360 "It's gonna take a lot for someone to walk in..." 105 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,040 Is that what he said? 106 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:31,600 "It's gonna take a bomb bombshell." 107 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:32,880 A bomb bombshell! 108 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:36,160 "But now, Samie's walked in, 109 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,080 "and she's a bomb bombshell." 110 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:39,760 Producers, I beg you. 111 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:42,560 Don't introduce the idea of Ron's bomb bombshell. 112 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,840 Have you any idea how hard it is to say that? 113 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:54,200 Remember light years ago 114 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,280 when Kai and Tanyel were properly coupled up? 115 00:04:56,320 --> 00:05:00,720 Nah, me neither, but here's an exclusive clip that proves it. 116 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,480 You know you can buy stars? 117 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,200 What? You can buy stars. 118 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,640 I was not listening to you and then I just heard what he said. 119 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,760 You can't buy stars. Yeah, you can. 120 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,200 Oh, shut up. My mate bought his missus a star. 121 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:14,800 Are you taking the piss? 122 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:16,840 No, but seriously, he went on a website 123 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:18,400 and paid a hundred quid for a star. 124 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:21,000 You can't buy stars. But it cost him a hundred quid, 125 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:25,120 and he got a box with a note in it, and he got some stardust in a jar. 126 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,880 This is the most bullshit I've heard in my life. 127 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,760 Listen, he bought his girlfriend a star, 128 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:34,520 and I was just like, "How is she ever gonna go and visit it?" 129 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,400 These star-crossed lovers were doomed, 130 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,600 it was written in the stars! 131 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:40,360 All the way from the edge of Orion's Belt 132 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,240 to the bottom of Uranus. 133 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:50,840 Here, at Unseen Bits HQ, we get flooded with viewers' questions, 134 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:53,840 like since when did South Africa become an island? 135 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:57,120 And when will the annoying Scottish bloke shut his mouth? 136 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,360 Hang on! No-one showed me that one. 137 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:03,360 # Thought I was lost But then I woke up in love... # 138 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:06,760 Anyway, everyone has questions 139 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,720 about what it's really like to be an Islander, 140 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,760 so we filtered out the most libellous, un-broadcastable ones, 141 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:16,240 to bring a feature that we're giving the highly original title of... 142 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:20,800 So it's time to lift the lid on... 143 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:27,320 Good question! In the interest of science, 144 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,000 we let them loose on a scrumptious spread 145 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,920 that I stole from the hotel breakfast buffet. 146 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,240 Tom got fruity with Zara and nearly took her eye out. 147 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:38,640 Tanya and Shaq went nuts over the Nutella. 148 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,680 I wish they had, like, chocolate. 149 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:42,040 You want chocolate? 150 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,000 For a little dip. For breakfast? 151 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,760 And Kai was all about grabbing Ron's croissant 152 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,040 before he had the chance to decide if he wanted it. 153 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,080 A bit like Samie in that recoupling. 154 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,920 KAI: Ron? Ron? 155 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:56,040 Ron, boy? Are you not eating them croissants, mate? 156 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:58,520 RON: Huh? Do know what it is, we've just been chatting, mate. 157 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,560 Obviously, if you've got dead chat and that... 158 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,400 Just been on job. We're hungry! 159 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,880 Do you actually want it? Are you gonna eat it? 160 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:06,240 You can have it if you want it. 161 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:08,200 Go and get a pain au chocolat. Go, get it, please. 162 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:10,400 I beg you, go and get it. I'm too lazy. I'm embarrassed. 163 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:11,920 No, I'm embarrassed. Go, get it. 164 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:13,920 Ron, bring it over here for us, mate. No. 165 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:17,280 You go get it. If you want it, you come get it. 166 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:19,280 Come on, man! 167 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:20,640 I ain't your waiter. 168 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:22,640 Yeah, that's it. 169 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:24,320 Come on. 170 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:26,320 At least it's... A slow walk over, catwalk. 171 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:28,400 Shall we take the chocolate one instead? 172 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:29,680 That was the best one. 173 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,960 Just take what you want, mate, I'm not eating it. 174 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,400 Do you know what I mean? 175 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:38,400 Ha-ha! Buzzing! 176 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,920 Stop eating it to yourself, I want some! 177 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:42,960 RON LAUGHS 178 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,360 Mate, you enjoy it, mate, as well. 179 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:46,760 Mmm... 180 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:51,200 Thank you, you're the best, Ron. We love you. 181 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:53,600 IAIN: So if you've got a burning question for Unseen Bits, 182 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,680 what are you waiting for? 183 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:58,120 Go on social media and type #UnseenBits 184 00:07:58,160 --> 00:07:59,960 along with your question. 185 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,920 Just don't @ me, I'm a very busy boy. 186 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:14,960 There's been tons of drama in the villa, 187 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,760 and it seems like Lana has honed it down to one common denominator. 188 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:21,440 I know, it's not the yellow beanbag. 189 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,560 Do you know what the hell's going on? 190 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,800 It's just people not speaking their minds. 191 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:27,320 All I know is... 192 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,080 ..there's a common denominator. 193 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,280 What, Zara? 194 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:36,120 It seems that way. Yeah. 195 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:38,880 And usually, if there's a condom... Denominator... 196 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:42,080 "Condominator", is that what you just said? 197 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:43,920 Common denominator. Yeah! 198 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:46,840 Common denominator - condominator. 199 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,840 THEY LAUGH 200 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:51,000 That could be a new name for one of your dildos. 201 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:52,880 Pfft! The Condominator! 202 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:55,720 IAIN: The Condominator does have a ring to it. 203 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:57,880 Although, the ring does come as an extra. 204 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:06,160 We know the boys have been bed-hopping around the villa. 205 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,760 Well, in this unseen bit, they're at it again. 206 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,920 Ain't it weird that I've known you for two weeks 207 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,760 and yet we're, like, quite happy doing this? 208 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:15,280 And why stop at one, eh, Ron? 209 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:19,040 THEY LAUGH 210 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,760 Oh, my God! 211 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,200 God! Let's do something crazy. 212 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:28,400 Where are we sleeping, do we know? We're all sleeping in one bed. 213 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:31,840 Yeah, we're actually gonna all sleep in one. 214 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:33,880 I want a cuddle so bad. 215 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:39,520 I crave cuddles in here more than I ever have back home, 216 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:44,320 cos in here, I'm surrounded by them, so I just want them all. 217 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:45,800 I want cuddles! Yeah. 218 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:48,040 I'd love to try them all. 219 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,280 I'd cuddle them all. 220 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:50,440 IAIN: Now, it's early days, 221 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,360 but I'm already tipping the winning couple. 222 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,280 My money is on Will and Ron. 223 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:04,280 This week, Unseen Bits went totally viral 224 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:07,040 as millions of you watched Ron scientifically prove 225 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:08,720 that oats are a dairy product. 226 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:11,600 This show is never afraid to milk a great clip, 227 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:12,920 so here it is again. 228 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:15,760 I don't drink milk. You have milk in your coffee. 229 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,920 I made you one this morning. With normal milk? 230 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,440 No, it was oat milk. Yeah. 231 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:20,720 Yeah! That's milk. I don't... 232 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:23,840 Do you know normal milk comes from a cow? Yeah, obviously. 233 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:25,680 So where does oat milk come from? 234 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,600 Oh, I'm not even gonna bother. 235 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:30,880 The difference is one comes from cows... 236 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:33,240 Yes! And one comes from oats. And one is oats. 237 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:35,280 Yes, but they're still called milk. 238 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:37,080 SHE LAUGHS 239 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:40,640 IAIN: Ron wasn't lacking knowledge, he was "lactating" knowledge. 240 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:45,680 And oat-raged viewers whipped up a tsunami of milky tweets. 241 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,520 READS TWEETS 242 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:05,760 Well, this week, Ron has showed his knowledge of cow by-products 243 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,880 didn't stop with oat milk, which he proved 244 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:11,200 when the others were tucking into late-night pancakes. 245 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,560 You're not gonna get any pancakes now, are you? 246 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:16,080 No. They're all gonna be gone. We'll do it tomorrow morning. 247 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,440 It's a blessing because I shouldn't really eat eggs. 248 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,120 Why? 249 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:23,160 Because they make my skin go bad. 250 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:26,360 Any dairy or just eggs? Eggs and milk. 251 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,600 Eggs and milk! 252 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,640 So just dairy, then. 253 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:31,320 No, cos I eat loads of cheese. 254 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,240 Oh. 255 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:36,320 I've heard that, though. Dairy is a thing like that. Mm. 256 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,480 But eggs aren't dairy. 257 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:41,760 What?! Yeah, they are. No, they're not. 258 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:45,360 Who...? What? What, yeah, they are. I'm sure they're dairy. 259 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,120 100%. Where have you heard that? 260 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,240 Like... 261 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,560 We're not getting technical, but I'm sure they're dairy. 262 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:57,520 IAIN: Oh, Lana, once again, you showed your ignorance. 263 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:01,920 Everyone knows that Ron is correct and that cows lay eggs! 264 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:04,600 They hatch into little fluffy calves at Easter. 265 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,680 Tanyel's accent is pure North London. 266 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,800 Tanya's is Scouse. 267 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:18,560 And Aaron has a strong Melbourne twang. 268 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,760 What's your accent, Lana? 269 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,120 See, I've got two accents. 270 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,280 Really? Yeah. 271 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:27,680 Cos my dad is from down south, my mum is up north. 272 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,840 You're a bit like Luna Lovegood, aren't ya? 273 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,520 That just reminds me of Luna Lovegood. 274 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:32,960 I call one of my friends... 275 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,440 She has the same colour hair as Luna Lovegood. Really? 276 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,120 Yeah. I love Harry Potter. 277 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:39,080 Do you? Yeah. I'm obsessed. 278 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,440 All right, I've got a test for you, 279 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,080 if you like Harry Potter so much. OK. 280 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,520 I love Harry Potter. OK. 281 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:49,040 What was the name of the snake in the glass window at the zoo 282 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,560 in the first movie? 283 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,880 You're no real Harry Potter fan. Yeah. 284 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:56,280 Oh! 285 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:57,440 You should know this! 286 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:00,480 This is my question to catch out fake Harry Potter fans. 287 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:02,280 IAIN: Ah, what is it?! 288 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,440 No, don't google it. 289 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:07,440 Let's find out later. 290 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:10,600 # Slow down I just wanna get to know you 291 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,080 # But don't turn around 292 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,160 # Cos that pretty round thing Looks good to me... # 293 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:17,440 IAIN STIRLING: This is the HMS Love Island: Unseen Bits. 294 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:20,200 Like the Titanic, we're unsinkable. 295 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,480 Raargh! 296 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:25,080 IAIN: There's no icebergs in our pool. 297 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,600 LAUGHTER 298 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,880 We'll be keeping up with the boys. 299 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,040 Argh! 300 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,440 Ah! 301 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:33,840 Oh, you're out! 302 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,360 IAIN: So let's get ready to r-r-roll. 303 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:40,960 THEY TRILL 304 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:43,960 Outr-r-rageous. 305 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,000 We're having a par-r-rty tonight. 306 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:49,320 Earlier, Aaron was trying to get Lana 307 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:52,160 under his spell by playing a Harry Potter game. 308 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:56,080 No, not Quidditch. More of a quiz-itch if you will. 309 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,920 And I think I know the answer. 310 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:00,040 What was the name... 311 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,520 of the snake in the glass window 312 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,760 at the zoo in the first movie? 313 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,840 You tell me. What is it? 314 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,520 Nagini. It Voldemort's pet snake. Oh! 315 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:13,840 IAIN: Uh-uh! As all self-respecting Potterheads will know, 316 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:16,320 Nagini is the incorrect answer. 317 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,880 It was actually an unnamed Brazilian boa constrictor. 318 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,240 HE LAUGHS 319 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,560 OK, I've got a question for you. All right, go. 320 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:26,720 What's all five of the Weasley brothers called? 321 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:30,560 IAIN: That's easy. It's Harry, Liam, Niall, Zayn, 322 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,280 and this... the young one. 323 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:33,360 Google it! 324 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,440 Sometimes, you just wanna curl up with someone you love 325 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,680 and talk about the old times. 326 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:47,240 In Kai's case, the very old times, as this unseen clip proves. 327 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,200 Do you want to? 328 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:57,000 Erm... probably a T-Rex. 329 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,320 KAI SNARLS, WILL GIGGLES 330 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,520 BOTH GIGGLE 331 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,960 Do you reckon you could make fire with your mouth? 332 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,840 Fire? Probably. 333 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,960 GAME OF THRONES THEME 334 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:25,600 IAIN: This is Villa Of The Dragon. 335 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:29,200 HE SHRIEKS LIKE A DRAGON 336 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:38,600 HE HISSES 337 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,400 Oh, that's so sick! 338 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,920 THEY IMITATE DRAGONS 339 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,160 CACKLING 340 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,800 HE ROARS 341 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:57,280 HE SHRIEKS, CACKLING 342 00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:01,640 LAUGHTER 343 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:02,920 We're playing dragons. 344 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,960 Mate, this is actually getting put on footage. 345 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,320 Unseen Bits. I don't think it will. 346 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,080 They're not gonna show that. 347 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,440 IAIN: You're right, lads. 348 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,760 Of course we'd never show a clip 349 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,480 of your unseen bits acting like overexcited seven-year-olds 350 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,640 that have eaten too many fizzy sweets. 351 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,920 HE SHRIEKS LIKE A DRAGON 352 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:38,280 This next unseen bit really uncovers the Islanders' inner secrets, 353 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:41,680 as seen by our amazing cameras 24 hours a... 354 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,440 IN A HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: Stirling, get out of it! 355 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:49,680 The bugs are taking over this programme now. 356 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:52,280 I'm Griselda the Grasshopper, 357 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:56,360 queen of the insects, and I have control of your cameras. 358 00:16:56,400 --> 00:17:00,800 We hacked into your microphone and we're coming for the Islanders! 359 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,720 Insects, assemble! 360 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:08,080 At least we've got some sun today. 361 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:11,480 Argh! 362 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:16,520 IAIN AS GRISELDA: Your attempts to swot me away are futile. 363 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,360 You'll never get rid of me. 364 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:24,600 Am I... Am I feeling it? Like, is it making sense? 365 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,400 All these different things come into play. 366 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,200 So, you know, we might like each other, but... Oh! 367 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,600 I thought that was a spider. 368 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,680 Oh, my God, I thought that was a fucking spider. 369 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,040 Lord, that was a fat fly. Oh, my God! 370 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:39,040 You know when it's so fat, it stares at you. Urgh. 371 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,600 Right. 372 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:43,600 He's got his eyes firmly fixed on her, hasn't he? 373 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:47,920 IAIN AS GRISELDA: His eyes aren't fixed on me yet. 374 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,080 Fucking hell, what is that? 375 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:52,600 You should not be scared of bugs. 376 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,880 You're supposed to be a farmer, mate. 377 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:58,520 IAIN AS GRISELDA: Insects, let the night assault begin. 378 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,680 Me and you haven't... Had the chance. 379 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,520 ..had the chance yet. 380 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:03,640 Oh, my God. 381 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:06,440 Oh, you shit me up then. 382 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,440 What is that? 383 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,640 Don't. What am I going to do? 384 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,680 What is it? 385 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,360 Oh, don't. Is that like a mosquito? 386 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,880 I don't know, but... Has it gone? 387 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,680 No, it's not gone. It's around. It up there. 388 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,720 Where? Oh, my God. Don't. 389 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,400 I don't know what to do cos I can't catch it. 390 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:29,160 IAIN AS GRISELDA: Grasshoppers, assemble for the Shaq Attack. 391 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,800 Sort of thing, do you know what I mean? 392 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:34,000 That is fucking huge! What the fuck is that? 393 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,880 Oi! Do you want me to fucking get it? 394 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:36,920 What the fuck is that? 395 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,160 Come here, little fella. Nah, Jessie, bye! 396 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,240 I got him, look. Look, I've got him. Bye, Jessie! 397 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,680 Bye! Shaq! 398 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,200 That is fucking huge. HE SHRIEKS 399 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:49,720 It's just a little grasshopper. Nah! Nah! That thing is huge. 400 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,400 IAIN AS GRISELDA: Damn your Aussie animal indifference! 401 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,720 We'll be back! 402 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,440 HE GURGLES 403 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:06,880 IAIN: Earlier in the week, 404 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:10,280 we saw Will and Jessie go on a romantic date in a wine cellar. 405 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,880 We didn't think we'd be able to show any unseen clips of the date, 406 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,560 but you know what they say - where there's a Will, there's a way. 407 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,160 So, here you are. 408 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,520 Oh, this is gorgeous. Oh, my God. 409 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,160 This is so beautiful. 410 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,480 IAIN: And I don't know about you, but for me, a date is not a date 411 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:29,520 without a healthy dose of sexy food photography. 412 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:30,760 So, baby. 413 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,080 BOTH LAUGH 414 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:33,720 IAIN: And here are some unseen clips 415 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,040 of Jessie and Will for you to devour. 416 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,280 # Je t'aime 417 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,800 # Je t'aime... # 418 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,400 It's not peeled. Is it not? 419 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,840 # Moi non plus... # 420 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,640 Aeroplane? 421 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,800 Go, go, go. 422 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,880 We are not sexy, let's be honest. 423 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,880 Yes, I am. 424 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,720 Three, two, one, go. 425 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:03,520 # Je vais, je vais et je viens. # 426 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,440 The girl of my dreams. 427 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,760 IAIN: And it wasn't just the food they ate, 428 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,560 as they got to eat face, too. 429 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:15,960 # Je vais et je viens 430 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,800 Entre tes... # 431 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,560 IAIN: Oblivious to the drama that had gone on in the villa, 432 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:23,560 Will and Jessie arrived back to the sounds of screaming. 433 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:26,440 Hi, guys! We've missed you! 434 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,360 IAIN: The happy kind! 435 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:32,800 No matter how scared I am, he puts every insecurity I have at ease, 436 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,680 and he makes me just... That's what you want. 437 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,640 And he talks through it all and he talks so lovely 438 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:39,600 about every other girl in the villa, like, yes. 439 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,960 I've just come back feeling like... On top of the world. 440 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,320 ..so much better and so much closer with him. 441 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:49,160 We love you, Will! ALL: We love you, Will! 442 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,880 IAIN: While the girls went all gooey-eyed over the date, 443 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:54,680 Will had a different debrief with the boys. 444 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:58,320 So, I've been away for a bit of time, 445 00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,920 come back, bang! 446 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,560 I'm like, what is going on? 447 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:11,520 This bombshell, I think, Samie has disrupted the place. 448 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:17,600 Kai and Tanyel, it's on the rocks for those two a little bit. 449 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:20,800 Ron's in a bit of a pickle as well. 450 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,000 We're not gonna be the same now, 451 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,520 so you can do what you want. 452 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:28,600 It's all mumble jumble. It's crazy. 453 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:32,040 You've got Tom, who obviously had the kiss with Ellie. 454 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,880 Olivia's a bit annoyed. 455 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:35,960 You're forgetting that it's people's feelings. 456 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,840 Zara, pow, comes in. 457 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,480 You haven't got to shake your head. No, go away, Zara, go away. 458 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,520 I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. 459 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,400 Raargh! Goes like that, goes mad. 460 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:49,520 Tom's like, bloody storming off, shirt off, bang! 461 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:56,040 I'm so glad I was in a beautiful wine cellar 462 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,920 with candles and away from this drama. 463 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,080 IAIN: But what really was the catalyst 464 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,040 to all this drama in the villa? 465 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,680 Was it the arrival of new bombshell, Samie? 466 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,240 Don't sit on the yellow one. 467 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,200 No, I feel like the yellow one's bad luck. 468 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,400 IAIN: Samie has heard about the curse of the yellow beanbag, 469 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:13,760 so it can't be that. 470 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,400 Let's delve further back. 471 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,880 Was it the kiss between Ellie and Tom? 472 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,080 I don't know. I need to keep searching. 473 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,840 Isn't this yellow beanbag haunted? 474 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,400 IAIN: Yes, Ellie. Yes, it is! 475 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,960 OK, fuck it, I'm going to sit down on it anyway. 476 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,760 IAIN: No, Ellie, don't sit on the yellow beanbag! 477 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:34,040 You know it starts all the drama! 478 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,080 # Black, black magic 479 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:39,320 # You've worked your voodoo on me 480 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,640 # Black, black magic... # 481 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,960 IAIN: You were warned. 482 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,120 Here's a clip of all the Islanders 483 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,360 just casually hanging around the villa. 484 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,800 But, wait, what is that? 485 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:02,600 Is that Ellie walking towards the yellow beanbag. 486 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,400 What? Has she learnt nothing? 487 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:10,840 Let's find out later. 488 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,480 This is Unseen Bits, 489 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,520 bringing you the most eyebrow-raising clips 490 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:23,640 from the villa. 491 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:27,960 This show isn't thrown together, it's all stylishly choreographed... 492 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,960 Work, work it, hey! Work, work it, hey! 493 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,560 ..and gets a sexy gloss. 494 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,280 "Sexy Motherpucker." 495 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,240 THEY CHUCKLE "You'll notice a bit of buzz." 496 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,080 What are you doing? 497 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,920 LAUGHTER 498 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:46,160 The unseen footage so shocking, it'll put hairs on your chest. 499 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,920 Lads, I've got a well long chest hair, 500 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,520 I'm not even gassing up right now. 501 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,240 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 502 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,440 Will's got a chest hair! 503 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,600 Yes! 504 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,480 Before the break, Ellie was in perilous danger 505 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:02,880 as we saw her hurtling towards the yellow beanbag. 506 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,360 THEME FROM PSYCHO 507 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,520 Well, here's... 508 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,720 Oh, my... Not the yellow. Not the fucking yellow. 509 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,840 It's not giving. Not today. 510 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,200 Drama averted. 511 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,800 As any wannabe Islanders know, 512 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,720 a career as a full-time grafter starts with the first kiss. 513 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,440 It's a landmark in any future dating star's journey, 514 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:33,280 and as this unseen clip shows, it's a moment... 515 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,120 WHISPERS: they never forget. 516 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,200 My first kiss, yeah? Yeah, go on. 517 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,040 I've gotten to know this girl. 518 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,080 I've gotten a bus into town, buzzing. 519 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:44,120 Mum had given me 20 quid, I've got absolute cash money... 520 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,680 LAUGHTER 521 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,640 What do you want, girl? Popcorn? Ah, fuck it. 522 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:48,800 LAUGHTER 523 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,920 Got in there, I think I sat with her like this, 524 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:55,400 and then I literally... I think I literally kissed her like this. 525 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,280 LAUGHTER 526 00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:01,160 I was texting my boys, saying, "Oh, fucking got with this girl." 527 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,760 I remember fancying this girl 528 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,440 and we'd, like, walk over to each other. 529 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,520 We went down this little alley or whatever, 530 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,200 and I remember just, like... 531 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:11,120 I remember just, like, licking her face. What?! 532 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,280 Licking, because I didn't know what I was doing, 533 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,840 and then, like, kissing at the end. 534 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,400 Will, when was yours? 535 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,520 Right, so... LAUGHTER 536 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,480 in Year Seven, and we had... 537 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,800 at school, we had this no daylight rule, 538 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,200 I don't know if anyone else had it, 539 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,240 which was, basically, you can't kiss if there's daylight. 540 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,960 What? Yeah, no-one was allowed to kiss at school. 541 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,960 So I was like walking around and then the bell went, 542 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,120 and the class was starting, 543 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,880 and this girl was, like, walking around... 544 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,440 My girlfriend, my baby girl. LAUGHTER 545 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,040 We were walking around and she was like, 546 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,680 "There's cameras everywhere," and I was like, 547 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,720 "Shit, something's gonna happen," you know? 548 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:46,840 I went behind the fucking school hall, no cameras, 549 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,640 lips like... a bit like Tom... 550 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,440 Like this, literally, end it, didn't say a word to her, 551 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,440 walked in and I literally walked into class 552 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:55,880 like this, I was like, "Yeah!" 553 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,720 LAUGHTER 554 00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,880 TANYEL: I was 17 or 18, I was so lame. 555 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:01,240 What? To have your first kiss? 556 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,680 Yeah! You're a liar! You're a liar! 557 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:04,760 Mother's life. 558 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,640 I didn't like anyone, and kept running away. 559 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,760 She'd been high maintenance since she was born. 560 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,320 Innit, they were running away from YOU. Yeah. 561 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:13,400 She was eating them alive before you even knew it. 562 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:16,320 I must clarify that Tanyel is not intending 563 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:18,440 to eat any of the Islanders alive... 564 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,040 just maybe have a nibble of a few. 565 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:28,800 Fashion is a huge part of Love Island, and the other night, 566 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:32,440 Tanyel was busting an outfit that really popped. 567 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:33,960 Let me just check myself. One second. 568 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,640 # I could have my Gucci on 569 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,960 I could wear my Louis Vuitton 570 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,960 # But even with nothin' on... # What is it? A clip? 571 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,320 # Bet I made you look I made you look... # 572 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:49,160 This is gonna look really wrong. You're tickling me! 573 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,320 # I made you look... # 574 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:55,440 THEY LAUGH 575 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,040 Come on, bend over! 576 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,480 I can't! Come on, man! 577 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,560 Wait, bend over more. 578 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,760 Bend over! 579 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,360 Right. 580 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,520 Whoo! 581 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,560 Team work, yeah. 582 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:12,920 It's got three clips underneath 583 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,440 and every time I sit down, they undo. 584 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,360 Wait, wait... 585 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,120 LAUGHTER Just wait one minute, man. 586 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,360 And don't even think about anything. 587 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,960 SHE CACKLES 588 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,000 Fuck sakes. 589 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,360 This stupid thing. 590 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,680 There's a clicky thing underneath it and my arse keeps opening it. 591 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,320 # Yeah, I look good In my Versace dress 592 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:33,360 # But I'm hotter When my morning hair's a mess... # 593 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,480 I'm just gonna clip myself before... 594 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,560 Wait, can you wait one minute? Can we stop talking? 595 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,280 I need to actually... SHE SNORTS 596 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:42,080 TANYA: Is it unpopped again? Oh, my days! 597 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,640 Completely! 598 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,400 Do you want me to click it? 599 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,400 # Said I made you look... # 600 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:48,880 At least it's got a quick release 601 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,680 for when you need the bathroom, Tanyel. 602 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,720 When it comes to love, 603 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:59,240 some things haven't changed since Shakespearean times 604 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,000 when Romeo went around Juliet's gaffe 605 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:05,440 and got on the balcony, but nowhere near the bedroom. 606 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:08,120 Well, this unseen bit explains why. 607 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:11,160 Have you ever been around a girl's house and it's just a shithole? 608 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,400 Their room, they've got clothes everywhere. 609 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,520 You know when you go into her bedroom and she has to, 610 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,280 like, dash stuff off the bed and, like... 611 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,040 Plates and pots and stuff like that, 612 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,360 bed's not... you're like... 613 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,640 Have you ever been in a girl's car? 614 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:26,040 And her car's disgusting. Oh, when it's filthy, mate. 615 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,240 And it stinks. Make-up on the volume. 616 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,480 Make-up on the volume dial, fuck me. 617 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,000 There's also a million water bottles just in the passenger... 618 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,800 "It's not normally like this." 619 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,320 Yeah, that's what they say. 620 00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:39,520 "That not normally like this"? That's how you live. 621 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,960 Do you know what's bad? When a girl's got, like, 622 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,240 loads of Bluetooth, like, connections on her phone. Oh, mate! 623 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:46,920 You know she's been in cars. 624 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:48,840 I can't lie, that's got me in trouble before. 625 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:53,000 What? Like, a girl's connected her phone to my car, yeah? 626 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,200 And it was, like, connect to the device. 627 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,960 Bro, it was like, 628 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,760 Gabby, Hannah, Alicia, 629 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,800 all the girls connected to my thing, yeah? 630 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:05,920 She was like, "Ah, yeah, delete that, delete that." 631 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,840 Do you know what, I get looped out even when I know 632 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,320 there's nothing on my phone, when a girl's going through it. 633 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,560 They'll find something. 634 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,720 Oh, mate, yeah. They are that good. 635 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,800 I'm driving, bro, I don't care if I have to crash 636 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,600 before you get into my phone, I don't even care. 637 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,440 IAIN: Shaq, hands on the wheel, eyes on the road, 638 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,840 and, Tanya, hands off his phone. 639 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,280 Right, while I watch this next unseen bit, I'm gonna have a snack. 640 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,080 Oi, who nicked my crisps? 641 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,320 Hey, babes, what's popping? 642 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:37,800 How are you feeling? 643 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,640 Good. Well, pretty good. 644 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:43,960 You and your crisp snacks, I love you. You're so cute. 645 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,400 Are they Quavers? 646 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,240 There's obviously a couple of conversations that need to be had 647 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,880 with people, but I, sort of, don't want to rush them 648 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,240 cos I don't really need to. Mm-hm. 649 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:54,560 I want them to happen calmly, 650 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,960 I think people take words very literally in here. 651 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,960 But, yeah, I'm good, I'm just trying to have a chilled day. 652 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,680 It's like Pom-Bears. Mmm. 653 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,760 But, yeah, one day at a time, I'm taking it. 654 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,240 One day at a time. 655 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:08,960 WITH MOUTH FULL: One day at a time. 656 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,200 "One day at a time." 657 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,880 What did you say? MUMBLES: "One day at a time." 658 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,640 MUMBLES: I said, "One day at a time." 659 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,840 One day at a time. 660 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,400 IAIN: I love that unseen bit. 661 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,240 I also like those mukbang videos on my socials. 662 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,440 You know, the ones where people eat piles of food? 663 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,920 So I thought I'd treat you to my favourite mukbang moments 664 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:29,960 from the villa. 665 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,880 Fuckin' hell, how many you havin'? 666 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,600 I'm hungry, I don't care. 667 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,400 Lana! 668 00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,120 Oh, my God! 669 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:40,360 Thank you. 670 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,080 MUMBLES: We're not letting any of the boys have any of them. No. 671 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,080 Who the fuck is dropping crumbs on my head?! 672 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:51,800 LAUGHTER 673 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:52,880 Not me. 674 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,400 Guys, do you want some? 675 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:55,960 Why do you have so much? 676 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,440 MUMBLES WITH MOUTH FULL 677 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:02,120 MIMICS MUMBLING 678 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,200 Ooh. Oh, my God! 679 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,280 I have to put them back in the kitchen, so hurry up. 680 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:09,640 IAIN, MUMBLING: Time for another amazing unseen crisp, I mean clip. 681 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,920 CRUNCHING 682 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:23,320 This year, the Love Island villa has been chosen as host 683 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:26,800 for the 2023 ten-metre freestyle pool race. 684 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:33,120 Are you ready to witness an epic aquatic battle? 685 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,200 Loser has to do the dishes at dinner. 686 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:38,080 IAIN: We have four contenders for the prestigious honour 687 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,880 of being crowned the Love Island ten-metre swim champion. 688 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,960 In lane one, we have financial advisor Ron, 689 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,120 who is always on the money. 690 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:50,240 In lane two, PE teacher Kai has forgotten his kit, 691 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,840 so he's competing in his underwear. 692 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,280 Tom is splashing about in lane three, 693 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:58,320 no need for an early bath for this semi-pro footballer. 694 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,680 And in lane four, we have Farmer Will, 695 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,520 who should take to the race like a duck to water. 696 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:05,560 All right, everyone's hands on the wall. 697 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:10,440 IAIN: Presiding over the event is Australian race official Jessie. 698 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,960 Three, two, one, go! 699 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,640 Oh, I didn't see him touch the wall! 700 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:29,440 Go, Ron! 701 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,440 CHEERING 702 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,680 Well done, Will! 703 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,080 Did you touch the wall? Yeah. 704 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,440 Ron, you're so stiff! 705 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,000 You're so stiff! 706 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,040 JESSIE: Did Ron touch the end? I don't think he did. 707 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,840 I don't think Ron touched the end. 708 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,360 Ron, you cheated, mate! He didn't touch this end! 709 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:52,920 I literally swiped it. 710 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,840 Did he cheat? Did he cheat? 711 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,600 Jessie doesn't know if he touched this end. 712 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,080 IAIN: So, did Ron win the race or not? 713 00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:00,600 Well, luckily for you, Jessie, 714 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:03,880 we've got our very own Unseen Bits VAR. 715 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,200 Every available camera angle was scrutinised 716 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,240 by the Unseen Bits team and Jessie was called to the beach hut 717 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:10,640 to receive the results. 718 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:13,600 "Breaking news, there has been a review 719 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:19,440 "and the Love Island VAR can confirm the true winner of the race." 720 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,280 IAIN: What do you think? Let's find out later 721 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:27,200 IAIN STIRLING: This is Unseen Bits. 722 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,320 # You tell everyone... # 723 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,760 This is a show that will unleash your inner child. 724 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,080 SHE SQUEALS 725 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,360 You'll busting moves like you're at the school disco. 726 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,280 LAUGHTER 727 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,040 # One minute, you say we're a team 728 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,680 # Then you're telling me you can't breathe 729 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,400 # Well, you should set me free 730 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,240 # Baby, if you're over me. # 731 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,320 And seeing the world fresh again. 732 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,160 Is this what it looks like from up here? 733 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:53,680 It's nice up here, innit? Is it? 734 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:55,440 It's nice. It's so nice up here. 735 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,560 You'll burst with childish glee. 736 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,400 SHE SQUEALS 737 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:00,880 OK, I am... Ah! 738 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,280 You can go somewhere else. 739 00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,160 But just don't bump heads. 740 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,480 SHE LAUGHS 741 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:10,400 And if you do, don't forget the magic word. 742 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,280 AS THE INBETWEENERS: Sorry. Ooh, sorry. 743 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,800 Sorry. I'm so sorry. 744 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,800 LAUGHTER 745 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,480 Sorry. 746 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,240 CHEERING 747 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,080 Before the break, we saw debate 748 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:28,120 about whether Ron had actually won the pool race. 749 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,720 Did Ron touch the end? I don't think he did. 750 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,040 Ron, you cheated, mate! 751 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,840 Jessie doesn't know if he touched this end. 752 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,160 Jessie called for the assistance of VAR. 753 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,120 Every available camera angle was looked at, 754 00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:42,960 the footage was scrutinised... 755 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,880 ..and the results are in. 756 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:52,320 Guys, I've got something serious I need to talk to you about. 757 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,480 Ron claimed to have won, 758 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,280 but we've had a review with the Love Island VAR. 759 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:58,840 Wow! 760 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:00,320 And the final decision is... 761 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,240 ..Ron did not touch the end of the pool, 762 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:10,480 and Will is the winner cos Ron is disqualified. 763 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:13,760 Is that what it says?! Ron is disqualified?! No way! 764 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,000 Yay! 765 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,680 Congratulations. 766 00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:20,560 Let's see that, then. Ah-ha. Loser! 767 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,560 Loser! Loser! 768 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:32,280 IAIN: The islanders marked Tanya's birthday 769 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,080 with a day of high drama. 770 00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,560 Surprise! 771 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:38,560 But Shaq thought she deserved to be spoiled even more 772 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:42,480 and he had a plan, as this unseen treat shows. 773 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,880 Take Tanya to the beanbags, yeah. Face her away from the kitchen. 774 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,120 Mm-hm. Me and you are gonna start... 775 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,120 Gonna start making her cake, yeah. 776 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:59,080 Jessie, she was part of the plan to keep Tanya distracted. 777 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:02,120 Tanya, do you wanna have a chat? Yeah, babe. 778 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,920 Come have a chat. 779 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,920 Sit in the shade. What's going on? 780 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,480 What is going on? 781 00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,600 Nothing, I just wanted to have a chat in the shade. 782 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,800 Something's suspicious. 783 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,440 Yeah, what...? Nothing. 784 00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:18,840 Tell us. 785 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,640 I feel like we just need to sit in the shade. 786 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:26,760 It's so important to just sit in the shade with the girls. Yeah. 787 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,840 100ml of vegetable oil. 788 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,600 We had the cake mix. 789 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,280 We were literally going along, like, winging it. 790 00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:35,800 And then what, you just put... 791 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,680 Do you put them on top of each other? 792 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:40,440 I didn't know what was going on, Shaq didn't know what was going on. 793 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,120 It was Dumb And Dumber trying to a bake a cake. 794 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,680 # Whipping it, whipping it Ooh, ooh 795 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:47,360 # Whipping it, whipping it In the kitchen 796 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,960 # Whipping it, whipping it Ooh, ooh. # 797 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,720 I couldn't have done it without Will. He was a good assistant. 798 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,200 I've got some on my nose. Lick it off. 799 00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:00,320 BOTH GIGGLING 800 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,360 Ah, what you cooking?! 801 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,880 Shut up. Shh. Oh, sorry. 802 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,680 Gas mark four. That would be... 803 00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:10,640 I don't know what gas mark four is. One, two, three, four. 804 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,640 I'm not lying, we literally just made it up as we went along. 805 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,520 What I would do is just cut round the edges now. Yeah. 806 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,160 Argh! 807 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:23,640 THEY LAUGH 808 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:27,240 All in all, baking skills rubbish. 809 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,720 OK, that's not bad. 810 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,200 However, it was made with love and care. 811 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:38,280 ISLANDERS: # Happy birthday to you... # 812 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:39,480 Oh, my God! 813 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,480 WHOOPING 814 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,040 Thank you. Can I have a taste? 815 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,560 IAIN: if you wanna spend the rest of your birthday 816 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,440 in the bathroom, be my guest. 817 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,320 THUNDER CRASHES 818 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:57,720 The weather has played havoc with the show this week. 819 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:03,320 With strong gale force winds blowing Islanders' heads all over the place. 820 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,280 You know, like, where your head's at? 821 00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,040 I'm, like, between two or three. 822 00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,280 # Make it rain... # 823 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,360 The Islanders huddle round the fire... 824 00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:12,560 # Make it rain down... # 825 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,200 ..and don protective clothing. 826 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,040 # Make it rain... # 827 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:17,920 Well, almost. 828 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,000 We saw Lana swept away by Aaron. 829 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,440 Lana. 830 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,920 And the evening ended with a twist-er. 831 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,600 So, the girl I'd like to couple up with is... 832 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:31,440 As it was Hurricane Tom who caused the most damage. 833 00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,320 ..Ellie. 834 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:35,320 And Zara was blown out of the villa. 835 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,680 # Make it rain. # 836 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:45,560 There is usually a calm after the storm, but not in the villa. 837 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,440 A fresh new morning brought two new bombshells, Casey and Jordan, 838 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,560 into the villa to steal the Islanders' thunder. 839 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,200 # I can see all obstacles... # 840 00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:54,960 ALL: Hello! Hi, girls! 841 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,200 And they had some front. 842 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:58,280 I think I'm the tallest here, to be fair. 843 00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,680 You would say that, wouldn't you? 844 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,520 Of course. Everywhere I go, I'm the tallest. 845 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,080 Who's married off, then? 846 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:04,760 No-one. No-one? 847 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:05,960 No-one? 848 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:10,280 Pressure was rising, and there was a dark cloud looming over the villa. 849 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,040 I reckon Tanyel's gassed. 850 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,440 Probably. I reckon Samie's probably a bit gassed. 851 00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:16,880 Do you reckon? I reckon probably a lot of them are. 852 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,640 I reckon a lot of 'em are gassed. They all are. 853 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,560 They're good-looking guys. They look older. 854 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,880 Brings a new dynamic to the villa, doesn't it? Yeah. 855 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,160 The boys could feel the winds of change. 856 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,320 No more dragons. 857 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:29,040 I reckon Jordan's gonna play dragons. 858 00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:32,120 And Storm Tom was ready to strike again. 859 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,440 Does anyone wanna go over there for a kiss, or...? 860 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,520 THEY LAUGH All right. 861 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,920 BOYS: Kiss, kiss! Kiss! 862 00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,400 Hat-trick. THEY LAUGH 863 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,080 IAIN: Any port in a storm, eh, Tom? 864 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:55,120 A word that appears in the dictionary is the word "blonde". 865 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,280 And in this clip, 866 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,920 Lana gives a stereotypical definition of its meaning. 867 00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,320 You're... not blonde. 868 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,800 Am I not (?) 869 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,400 Are you? No! 870 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:06,720 THEY LAUGH 871 00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,160 Are you colour-blind? 872 00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,520 Are you all right? 873 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:12,800 No, but I just haven't really, like, clocked it. 874 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,680 Oh, my God! SHE LAUGHS 875 00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:17,240 I'm not blonde. 876 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,720 Are you blonde or brunette? 877 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:25,520 No, but you know when someone can look a bit mousy. 878 00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:30,800 You're digging a hole now. No, I'm not! I didn't mean it bad. 879 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,120 No, I'm not blonde. 880 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:35,200 Thanks for just asking, though, and confirming that with me. 881 00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:37,320 THEY LAUGH 882 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:40,320 That's such a weird thing to say. 883 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,560 IAIN: Islanders, ready! 884 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,960 Three, two, one... 885 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:55,080 it's Beach Hut Bonanza! 886 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,520 Oh! 887 00:40:56,560 --> 00:41:00,440 And this week, I asked them to tell me their biggest phobias. 888 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:01,720 Aw, no, this is easy. 889 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:05,040 Oh, fuck off! No! 890 00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,120 Yeah, this is so easy. 891 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:08,280 RON SIGHS 892 00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,360 Deep, dark water. 893 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,200 I'm not scared, literally, of anything. 894 00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:14,720 Bananas. 895 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,440 Makes me sort of, like, quiver. 896 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:21,080 What is it called when people just wedge themselves in tunnels? 897 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:24,120 The idea of peeling... The peeling freaks me out. 898 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:27,520 The smell. The little stringy bits. Ugh! 899 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,480 Out of all the fruit, just everything about it is grim. 900 00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,000 If I see a picture of a rat, my whole body just crimples. 901 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:37,080 Walking along and I'll see a rat, I'll literally be like, "Christ!" 902 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,280 It'll be like this... 903 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,760 And it'll be like the floor is lava and I'll just try and get up. 904 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:44,360 My body freezes, like, I just... Oh, it goes through me. 905 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:48,920 I just think they're gonna run up my legs and nibble at me. 906 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,240 I can't move, like, someone has to shake me to, 907 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:52,600 like, get my attention again. 908 00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,120 SHE RETCHES No. 909 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,800 Someone was having a Subway, a tuna melt, 910 00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,880 and a bit landed on my foot, and I was sick over him. 911 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,920 SHE GASPS Ever since then... 912 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,320 Pfft. 913 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,720 ..I've had a massive phobia of tuna. 914 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,040 Juice. Or fizzy drinks. 915 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,240 Oh, I just can't deal with it. 916 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:13,120 My brother, like, he would put little splashes on me, 917 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,960 and I used to just be like, "No!" 918 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,760 As soon as I see a spider, 919 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,120 especially a big spider, I'm out, I'm gone. 920 00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:22,280 It's making my skin itch already. Oh! 921 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,800 You get the ones that are really fast, and they're big as well. 922 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,480 Oh, my God! Nah, nah, I can't do it, I'm sorry. 923 00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,640 Baked beans. Ha-ha-ha! 924 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,480 I absolutely hate baked beans. 925 00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:35,240 I can't touch the juice, I can't touch what they've been in, 926 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,360 I can't touch the beans. 927 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,800 I feel like they're, like, weird, little, mushy bald heads. 928 00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:41,680 Strawberries. When I see strawberries, 929 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:45,200 you know you've got the seeds on the outside of the strawberry, 930 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:46,560 those little holes. 931 00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:49,640 It makes you feel itchy, it's all, like, they're all just... 932 00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:50,680 SHE SQUEALS 933 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:51,920 That makes my skin crawl, man. 934 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:55,080 It's just... a bit much, I'll be real. 935 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:58,040 Another phobia's pigeons. I just burst into tears. 936 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,320 When I'm walking through, like, the town centre at home 937 00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:01,520 and a pigeon flies by my head, 938 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,000 I have to run home and have a shower. 939 00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:06,520 IAIN: That's all, folks. 940 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:10,640 Tune in next time for another instalment of Beach Hut Bonanza! 941 00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:17,880 Before I say goodbye, I have a very exciting world exclusive for you. 942 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:20,320 For the first time ever on Unseen Bits, 943 00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:23,320 we're going to introduce you to a brand-new Islander. 944 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,400 Take it away, Jessie. 945 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:27,440 We have Tomika! 946 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,480 SHE GIGGLES 947 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:33,200 AS IAIN: Tonight, a new bombshell... 948 00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:34,880 Enters the villa. 949 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,280 ..causes trouble in the villa. 950 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:41,760 Oi! That's my job, Spencer! Anyway, see you all later. 951 00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:43,800 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com